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Published:
2023-08-17
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2023-12-17
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Asoue Chatfic

Summary:

The unfortunate gen kids have a group chat!
(Post-canon)

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Chapter 1: He has no taste

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Quigley has created a group chat

Quigley has added Violet, Klaus, Fiona and Isadora to Very Funky Dudes😎😎

 

Quigley:Hi Guys!!!👋

Violet: Quig can u maybe not name the gc after the cult that ruined r lives??

Violet: Pls???

Quigley: Cult?!

Isadora: It's too early for this.

Klaus: It is 12:03.

Isadora: Exactly.

Fiona: .-.

Isadora:??

Fiona: on the queequeg sleeping till 6 was a lie in 

Violet: U poor soul

Isadora: That is actual torture!! D:

Quigley : @Isadora the starting time at Prufrock was early too tho??

Violet: @Quigley  Y isn't Duncan in the gc???

Isadora: he ate squigle's carrot sticks

Violet: Ew

Fiona: If Duncan ate my carrot sticks I'd reward him🤥

Quigley: 😔😔😔u don't understand the pain!!!!😖😣😫😩

Klaus: Carrots= gross, it's a fact of life 'Squigles'. 

Quigley: Vi?? U ate them with me on the frozen waterfall??! 

Violet: I was starving. +also judging u silently

Klaus: @Quigley if you don't add Duncan now I'm telling our history teacher you copied my essay.

Isadora: Yeh pls add him b4 hector gives us ANOTHER speech about including eachother!!

Klaus: *before

Quigley has added Duncan to 'Very Funky Dudes😎😎' 

Isadora: @Klaus 🖕stfu

Duncan: !!!

Violet: Hello Duncan!

Duncan:@Isadora Leave Klaus alone!!! D: he didn even say anything??!

Klaus: @Isadora I cannot stand numbers as words. It's disgusting .

Quigley: Not as disgusting as ur glasses!!

Duncan: I'm confused?

Klaus: @Quigley you aren't even in this argument 

Fiona: I think glasses are nice

Fiona:...But not Klaus' glasses.

Violet: @Duncan   There was a convo before u joined, scroll up

Duncan: Thank u!! :)

Klaus: @Violet    You'll help Duncan but not me? :-(

Violet: You're 14, fight ur own battles

Klaus: :'(