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The Wish

Blitzø was in his living room shedding tears as he was looking at his phone with a picture of his mother & sister when he was a kid. He got up from the couch, opened the window & looked out at the night sky.

"They're right…I am a disgrace." Blitzø said "All I ever do is fuck things up & I can't make up for the mistakes I made in the past. Because of me, I lost the trust & care of my best friend, my girlfriend, & my sister. Shit, If only I had made better choices, I wouldn't have done the shit I did. No doubt Moxxie & Millie are gonna kill me for following them when they told me not to, they're probably gonna quit IMP which I don't blame them. Loona looks like she's gonna leave me along with cutting me out of her life, after all she did say that she doesn't need me like she didn't need me back when I adopted her. Stolas is gonna find out that I was just using to spy on Millie & Moxxie, & who knows, maybe he'll cut the deal off & I'll have to find another way to get access to the living world. What am I gonna do?"

Just then, Blitzø saw something flying across the sky

"A shooting star?" Blitzø said "What would I wish for?"

Blitzø thought hard about what to wish for, but couldn't think of anything. That was until he thought all the things that were said to him.

"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!"

"Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, single life?"

"You are a selfish, greedy clown."

"You're so gross!"

"Does anybody love you, Blitzo?"

"I didn't need you then, asshole, I don't now."

"This guy's a total disgrace."

"Your love life is a pile of shit."

"Selfish Imp in the streets."

"A reckless, heart-breaking freak."

"Stupid fucking Dissapointment-O!"

"You're thoughtless & cruel & you'll end up alone."

"...You wanna know what I wish for? Christ on a stick, I can't take this anymore. All the hate & rejection I've had throughout all my life, I can't fucking stand it. This is not the life I wanna live, hell I never asked for any of this. So this is what I wish for, I wish for a better life, full of love & acceptance where I make the right choices & no one has to get hurt because of me." Blitzø said "…Oh what the fuck am I saying? It's not like my wish is gonna come true, that's kids stuff."

Blitzø pulled out a blanket & laid on the couch.

"Hopefully, tomorrow will be a better day." Blitzø said

Unbeknownst to Blitzø, the wish he made would change his life forever

Chapter Text

A Wish Come True

"Blitzø? Blitzø, wake up." A little voice said

Blitzø slowly opened his eyes & saw a little Hellhound girl

"Oh, hey Loonie." Blitzø smiled as he closed his eyes before popping them back open "Loonie!?"

"Good morning." Loona smiled

"Loona, what happened to you!? Why do you look so young?!" Blitzø exclaimed in shock

"Huh?" Loona tilted her head in confusion

"Wait a second." Blitzø said as he looked around "This isn't my room, where am I?"

"Good morning, Master Blitzø." A skeleton demon wearing navy blue suit & a monocle said

"Who in the heck are you!?" Blitzø exclaimed

"Oh, forgive me, sir, I didn't mean to startle you?" The skeleton said

"Never mind that, who are you & where am I?" Blitzø asked

"I beg your pardon, sir?" The Skeleton said

"That's Bonez, our butler." Loona said

"Butler? Since when did I afford a butler?" Blitzø said confusingly "Also, where am I, whose house is this?

"Sir, it's your house, you & your daughter live here." Bonez said

"What? No, that can't be." Blitzø denied

"Master, are you feeling alright?" Bonez asked in concern

"Yeah, I'm fine, I think I need to go." Blitzø said

"Very well, don't forget your suit." Bonez said as he gave Blitzø his suit before he left

"Daddy is acting weird, Bonez." Loona said

"I must agree that he is." Bonez said

Blitzø ran outside as he finished getting dressed, he stop & turned to see a huge mansion with a huge black skull upfront

"Holy shit, this is my house? Damn, I must be dreaming." Blitzø said surprisingly. "Wait a minute, if Loona is a little girl, then who's the receptionist at IMP? *gasp* The company!"

Blitzø ran towards where the company building was only to find a big business building. When he entered, he saw someone sitting at the reception desk. Someone who he hadn't seen in person for a long time.

"Barbie!?" Blitzø exclaimed surprisingly

"Hey bro, good morning." Barbie smiled

"What are you doing here? I thought you were in rehab." Blitzø said

"Rehab?" Barbie chuckled "Oh man, bro, your sense of humor gets old."

"Dafuq? Why did she laugh when I said that?" Blitzø thought confusingly

"Morning Blitzø/Sir." Two voices said

Blitzø turned & saw Millie with long hair & a female imp with short black hair wearing a white dress shirt with a black vest over it with red buttons & black pants.

"Why does Millie have long hair, it was short just yesterday. How did it get long so fast? That's very strange, although she does look more pretty with it grown out like that. Also, who is the lady next to her? Wait, those freckles, could that be?" Blitzø thought before saying "Moxxie, is that you?'

"Yes sir?" Moxxie said affirmatively

Moxx, what the fuck happened, who did this to you? What did he look like? Can anyone please tell me why Moxxie is a woman." Blitzø said in alert

"What are you talking about sir? I've always been a woman since the day I was born." Moxxie said confusingly

"What do you mean you have always been a woman?" Blitzø said

"Um, B, are you alright, sugar?" Millie said in concern

"I'm fine, I'm fine, I need to sit down." Blitzø said

When Blitzø got to his office, he noticed that it was bigger like he dreamed of when he was little

"Sweet merciful crap, now I know I must be dreaming." Blitzø said shockingly "I gotta wake up right now."

Blitzø tried pinching himself but it didn't work, he tried slapping himself but that didn't work either.

"Come on, wake the fuck up, dammit!" Blitzø said before giving up & sitting at his desk "Now what?"

"Excuse me, sir?" Millie entered with Moxxie

"Yes, what is it?" Blitzø said

"Lil Loona called & told us that you skipped breakfast which we kinda glad you did, because I made ya some homemade cinnamon sugar donuts, it's my grandmama's recipes" Millie said

"& I made an iced caramel macchiato, since I know how much you love things iced." Moxxie said

"Oh, uh, thank you so much, that's very sweet of you two." Blitzø said surprisingly

"Anytime Sir." Moxxie blushed shyly

"You're welcome, B." Millie giggled like a schoolgirl as she & Moxxie walked out

"Hm, Moxx & Mills were never this nice enough to make shit for me." Blitzø said as he took a bite of one of the donuts & took a sip of the macchiato. "Whoa, these taste like Heaven, I love them."

After Blitzø ate

"Oh boy, that hit the fucking spot, but still when did my company become THIS successful? When did I afford a huge ass mansion? More importantly, why is Loona a fucking child & why is Moxxie a female?" Blitzø said in thought "If this isn't a dream, then it must be some sort of prank by my enemies. But who?"

"Blitzø, we got a mission." Barbie said through the intercom

"Alright, I'm coming." Blitzø said

Blitzø stood up to get Stolas' grimoire, but he couldn't find it.

"What the fuck, where's Stolas' book?" Blitzø said as he came out of his office "Hey Ladies, where's the book?"

"What book?" Barbie said

"What do you mean what book, Stolas' book, the one he let us borrow to gain access to the living world." Blitzø said

Barbie, Moxxie, & Millie stare at him for a moment before bursting out laughing which confuses Blitzø

"Oh man, Blitzø, that's the best joke you said this morning." Barbie said

"Sir, why would we need Stolas' grimoire, when we already have Asmodean Crystals to gain access to the living world?" Moxxie said

"Wait...what?" Blitzø said shockingly

They showed there Asmodean Crystals, Barbie lifted her arm to reveal hers in a watch, Millie put her hands on her chest gesturing to a heart-shaped gem on her choker, & Moxxie pulled her hair back revealing a diamond earring. Blitzø was shocked & wondered where they got those.

"Okay then, where the hell is my Asmodean Crystal?" Blitzø said

"Right on your finger, weirdo." Barbie said

Blitzø looked down at his hand & saw a band ring on his finger

"How the hell did I get these?" Blitzø said

"You had Asmodeus give them to you since you & Fizzarolli know each other." Millie said

"Wait." Blitzø froze "What the fuck do you mean by that?"

"That's what I said." Millie said

"But why would Asmodeus give me the crystals, shouldn't Ozzie refuse to give them to me because of the fact that Fizz hates me?" Blitzø said suspiciously

"What are you talking about? Fizz doesn't hate you?" Barbie said confusingly "You know, Blitzø, you were being funny the first time, but you're being very weird right now."

"Oh, sorry about that." Blitzø chuckled nervously

"Ah, don't sweat it." Barbie shrugged "So, are you with us on the mission or not?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm right behind you." Blitzø said before thinking "This might be a part of Fizz's revenge scheme, as if humiliating me wasn't enough for him."

Later at the end of the day, Blitzø

"Okay, good job team, we managed to get several kills today, go home & rest up for tomorrow." Blitzø said

"Right sir." Moxxie nodded

"See ya later, sugar." Millie said with a wink which caused Blitzø to blush before she & Moxxie left

"Give my niece a hug & kiss for me." Barbie said as she left

Blitzø watched Moxxie & Millie leave hand in hand, he turned & started walking away, but then he stopped & looked back. He couldn't help but be curious about where they live & what they do outside of work, but he knew he couldn't do it, not after what happened after the incident at Ozzie's which was a fucking disaster. He took a few more steps forward before turning back to follow them.

"Fuck, I'm gonna regret this." Blitzø sighed

Blitzø followed Moxxie & Millie from afar to a huge luxury apartment building

"Wow, Moxxie & Millie have been living, this is better than the shit shack they used to live in." Blitzø thought

Blitzø entered the building & went up to the desk lady

"Excuse me, do you know which apartment Moxxie & Millie live in?" Blitzø asked

"Yes, may I know who's visiting them?" The lady said

"Blitzø, with a silent O, I'm their boss." Blitzø said

"Alrighty then, it's Apartment 525, do you want me to inform them of your visit?" The lady asked

"Oh no, I wanna surprise them, but thank you." Blitzø said

"No problem." The lady said

When Blitzø got to Apartment 525

"This must be the place, now how do I–OW!" Blitzø exclaimed as he got hit by the door as Moxxie walked out with a trashbag in hand

"I'll be back in a jiffy, hon." Moxxie said as she left leaving the door open without noticing Blitzø

"Fuck! That hurt! At least she left the door open, let's take a look inside." Blitzø thought as rubbed his face

Blitzø looked inside the apartment which looked extremely homey.

"Wow, this is nice, I like it." Blitzøthought impressively

"Sweetie, is that you?" Millie called out

"Shit!" Blitzø said as he hid behind the couch & Millie entered the living room.

"Hello?" Millie looked around before noticing the door & went to close it "Hm, probably nothing."

"Whew, that was close." Blitzø thought as Millie went back to the kitchen before he silently went to the bedroom

When Blitzø got to the bedroom, he was met with a beautiful view of the city

"Wow, this is breathtaking, I can see my company from here." Blitzø whispered until he heard giggling & footsteps coming towards the room "Oh shit, I gotta hide."

Blitzø hid in the closet just in time as Moxxie & Millie entered the room & started making out.

"Couldn't wait until after dinner, could ya?" Moxxie said slyly

"You know I couldn't help myself, baby." Millie said

"I know, but that's why I love you." Moxxie said as they made out again & started undressing to their bras & panties

"Oh no, not now…you know for some reason this is a bit more arousing than Moxxie does it with Mills when he was a guy. Wait, no, I shouldn't think things like that, I need to get outta here!" Blitzø thought anxiously

"Hang tight, sweetie, I'm gonna go get something." Millie said

Millie went to the closet & opened it when she & Moxxie saw in the closet sitting in a fetal position.

"Blitzø? Is that you?" Moxxie said as she began to approach Blitzø

"Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT! Now I've done it, they're gonna fucking kill me! No worse, they're gonna rip my dick off! Fucking dammit, why didn't I learn my lesson after what happened at Ozzie's!?" Blitzø thought I panic

"Blitzø, what are you doing in our closet?" Millie smiled

"Oh, me? I was uh…you know I was…I thought that I…" Blitzø tried to make an excuse as he began to sweat nervously

Moxxie & Millie stared at Blitzø for a moment before they both smirked, then they grabbed him & pushed him on the bed.

"Whoa, hey, what are you doing?" Blitzø said in alert

"What's it look like, handsome? We're gonna have a three way.~" Moxxie said seductively

"Now wait a minute, Moxxie, we can't do that, you guys are married." Blitzø protested

"So what? We're in an open relationship, so that's not a problem. Besides, we always had a crush on you since the moment we met & always wanted to fuck you." Millie said as she & Moxxie began to crawl on the bed towards Blitzø "You know, sugar, if you wanted to be here with us tonight, all you had to do was ask."

This shocked Blitzø, he thought Moxxie & Millie would be angry at him, but it looks like they are glad that he was here. What did Millie mean when she said they always had a crush on him. He knew Moxxie would never let him have a threesome with him & his wife. He always dreamed of doing that with them & it was about to come true, but now he's having second thoughts. He jumped out of the bed & head to the door but it was locked.

"What the hell?" Blitzø said confusingly

"Yoo-hoo.~ Looking for this?~" Millie said as she waved a key at Blitzø

"Um, Mills, can you please hand me the key?" Blitzø said

"Sure sweetie, but you have to come & get it." Millie said as she put the key between her boobs in her bra.

"Moxxie, Millie, we really shouldn't be doing this." Blitzø said nervously as

"Come on now, sugar, we just want to have some fun.~" Millie said lustfully as she pressed her boobs against Blitzø's chest & put her hand on his crotch

"& we'll know you'll have fun as well.~" Moxxie said as she pressed her boobs against Blitzø's back & licked his cheek

"Okay, I overstayed my welcome!" Blitzø freaked out as he smashed through the window & made a run

"Come back anytime, Blitzø.~" Moxxie & Millie called out lovingly as they waved at him & connected their tails into a heart

Once Blitzø was far away from the apartment building

"Okay, what the FUCK was all that about!? Was that all a fucking illusion or something!? Why is everything so different around here & how did this happen!? I mean one day I had a shitty night & then–." Blitzø said

Just then, it hit Blitzø as he remembered what he did when he came home from Ozzie's

"Oh my god, the shooting star! The wish! IT ALL CAME TRUE!" Blitzø realized "How the fuck is that even possible, wishes don't come true like that in real life. This has to be someone's doing or at least a dream that I haven't woken up yet."

Ring! Ring!

"Hello?" Blitzø said

"Master Blitzø, where on earth are you? It's late & you're not home yet? Is everything alright?" Bonez said

"Oh, yeah yeah, everything's fine, it's just that I had to do something first. But don't worry, I'm coming home, right now." Blitzø said

"I suggest you come quickly, Loona's getting quite worried, you were supposed to come home for movie night tonight." Bonez said

"Oh shit, I'm so sorry, I'm on my way." Blitzø said in alert

Blitzø ran all the way to the mansion & arrived

"Hoo, I made it." Blitzø panted

"Master Blitzø, you're right on time." An imp maid with gray skin, gray eyes, & black & white half & half colored hair said

"Where's Loona?" Blitzø asked

"In the living room, the popcorn is ready & the pizza has just arrived for movie night." The imp maid

"Thank you." Blitzø said as he went to the living room & saw Loona "Hey Loonie."

"Yay, you're home!" Loona said happily as she took Blitzø by the hand "Come on, let's start the movie."

While they were watching the movie, Blitzø looked at Loona who watched the movie with a smile, he was surprised that she was willing to spend time with him since she would always push him away & he rarely ever saw her smile before, but in all honesty he wasn't complaining. After the movie ended, Blitzø had Loona get ready for bed. While Loona was getting ready, Blitzø had a look around her room which was fitting for a little Hellhound girl. When Loona was ready, Loona asked Blitzø to read her a bedtime story. After Blitzø was done reading.

"& they lived happily ever after, the end." Blitzø said "Okay Loonie, time for you to go to sleep."

"Okay, goodnight." Loona said as she hugged Blitzø & kissed his cheek "I love you, Daddy."

Blitzø was shocked & his heart felt warm, Loona never hugged him or called him Dad or Daddy. Blitzø stood up & was about to leave the room, he looked back at the sleeping Hellhound child with tear-filled eyes before he walked out. In his mind it was all too good to be true & it was very cruel.

"Hopefully, everything will go back to normal." Blitzø said as he went to bed

Unbeknownst to Blitzø, this was only the beginning.

Chapter Text

Hazbin Hotel

"Daddy, Daddy, wake up!" Loona said

"Huh?" Blitzø woke up & saw little Loona again

"Morning Daddy." Loona smiled

"Oh, morning Loonie, you still a child?" Blitzø deadpanned

"Hehehehehehe, you're so weird." Loona giggled "Are you gonna skip out on breakfast like you did, last morning?"

"No, no, I'll eat with you." Blitzø said

"Yay!" Loona said as he walked out

"Looks like I'm not dreaming after, if I am I must be in a long ass coma." Blitzø said as he sighed "Guess I'm gonna have to try to roll with it until I'm sure this is real or not."

Blitzø got out of bed, went downstairs, & went to the dining room & sat down at the table

"Did you sleep well, Loonie?" Blitzø asked

"Yep." Loona said

"Did you like our movie night last night?" Blitzø asked

"I loved it, but why didn't you come home after work?" Loona asked

"Oh, heh heh, it's nothing really?" Blitzø chuckled nervously

"Master?" A demon maid with purple & pink scaly skin, red eyes, dark purple hair styled in twintails, hooved feet, & a tail with tuft of fur at the end "What would you & your daughter like for breakfast?"

"Actually, would it be alright if I cook?" Blitzø said

"Of course." The maid said

"What do you want for breakfast, Loonie Toonie?" Blitzø asked

"Can you make me your famous omelet, please daddy?" Loona said

"Sure thing, sweetie, coming right up." Blitzø said

As he went to the kitchen, he got nervous due to the fact that he didn't know how to make an omelet the way the Hellhound Pup liked it. He panicked for a bit until for some reason, he suddenly got the memories of the ingredients & steps on how to make it. When he was finished making the 2 omelets, he served it at the table & sat next to her.

"How is it, Loona?" Blitzø anticipated as Loona took a bite

"DELICIOUS! You make the best omelets EVER!" Loona exclaimed happily

"Oh, well, I guess I do." Blitzø said as he took a bite of his own omelet "Hey Loona, how would you like to come with me to work?"

"Really!?" Loona beamed

"Sure." Blitzø said

"Yay! I can't wait to see Auntie Barbie again!" Loona said excitedly

"Yeah, she sure will be happy to see you." Blitzø said

"Remember to take your car this time, Master." The maid said

"I have a car?" Blitzø said surprisingly

After they ate, Blitzø & Loona went to the garage to see a black car with red tire rims & red headlights

"Christ on a stick, this is my kind of ride." Blitzø said surprisingly

"Let's go, Daddy." Loona said

"Right behind you." Blitzø said

After Blitzø strapped Loona in the backseat, he sat on the driver's seat & turned on the car which revved

"Oh ho ho yeah, purr like a freaking kitten!" Blitzø said excitedly

When they got to the company

"Morning Barb." Blitzø said

"Morning." Barbie said

"Auntie Barbie!" Loona said happily as she approached Barbie

"Hey Loona, there's my favorite niece!" Barbie smiled as she picked Loona up & kissed her cheek "How you doing, baby girl?"

"I'm good, Auntie, Daddy & I had a movie night last night." Loona said

"Oh really, that sounds like fun." Barbie said "Speaking of last night, Blitzø, Moxxie & Millie called me, did you literally break into Moxxie & Millie's apartment?"

"Um." Blitzø said nervously

"Come on, bro, you know better than that." Barbie lightly scolded

"Now hold on, Barb, I didn't exactly break in, Moxxie left the door open & I just walked in." Blitzø said "They're not upset with me, are they?"

"They didn't sound like they were, but you still need to apologize to them." Barbie said

"Oh, okay." Blitzø nodded

"Yoo-hoo, we're here." Millie said as she & Moxxie walked in

"Hi Auntie Moxxie, Hi Auntie Millie." Loona said

"Hey Lil Loona, how are you doing, sweetie pie?" Millie said

"Hey Moxx, Mills, I'm sorry I broke into your apartment, I meant no harm." Blitzø said

"Blitzø, it's okay, we're not mad, but why did you follow us to our apartment?" Moxxie said

"Oh uh, I was…worried for your safety, you know how the streets here in Hell are, so I just wanted to make sure nothing happened to you." Blitzø lied

"Awww, Blitzø!" Moxxie & Millie squealed as they hugged him "You're so sensitive!"

"Heh heh heh, yeah." Blitzø chuckled nervously

"Daddy, I want a hug too!" Loona pouted

"Aww, how can I forget my little Loony-Toony." Blitzø said as he hugged Loona

A minute later, Blitzø was in his office with Barbie

"Okay, Barb, what's on my schedule?" Blitzø said as he put his feet up on his desk

"First we got a mission from someone who got shot by a racist cop." Barbie said as she read the clipboard

"Mm-hm." Blitzø said

"Then we got a mission from a kid who got left for dead by his own parents." Barbie said

"What people won't do these days." Blitzø said disappointedly. "Wait, did you say we got a mission from a kid, since when do we take missions from kids?"

"What are you talking about, it was in our commercial jingle." Barbie said as he pulled out her phone

Kids Kill For Free!

"Oh, forgot about that." Blitzø lied while being surprised

"Yeah, you told me that you couldn't stand kids' lives being taken away by people, so you decided to make the missions free for the children so they won't have to pay to get their revenge." Barbie said

"Hm." Blitzø said "Is there anything else on the schedule?"

"Well, you have a lunch meeting with Princess Charlotte." Barbie said

"What? You mean Lucifer's kid, the Princess of Hell?" Blitzø said surprisingly

"Yep, that's the one." Barbie nodded

"What does she want with me?" Blitzø said

"She wants to talk to you about something regarding her hotel & the company." Barbie said

"Oh shit, don't tell me Princess Charlotte is planning on having me shut down my company." Blitzø thought in panic before saying "Where does she want us to meet?"

Blitzø was waiting nervously with Loona for Charlie at a fancy cafe they were meeting at as he was sweating bullets & tapping his foot.

"Blitzø?" A voice said

Blitzø looked & saw Charlie in a beautiful dress which made him blush

"I hope I'm not late." Charlie said

"Um, no, but you didn't have to get so dressed up." Blitzø said

"I just thought I would make myself presentable for our lunch meeting." Charlie said

"Well, to be honest, you do look lovely." Blitzø admitted

"Hm, thank you." Charlie smiled as she blushed

"Anyway, this is my daughter, Loona." Blitzø said "Say hi Loona."

"Hi, Princess, you're so pretty." Loona said

"Aww, you're such a sweetie." Charlie said adoringly

"I hope you don't mind bringing my daughter over." Blitzø said

"Oh no, it's okay, I love children, I'm so happy you brought her." Charlie assured

As they sat themselves at one of the tables

"So, how was your morning?" Charlie asked

"I-it was fine I guess." Blitzø said hesitantly

"Are you okay, you seem a little tense." Charlie asked in concern

"Your highness, I know what I'm doing with my company is wrong, but please, I've worked so hard to create it, it means everything to me, just please don't shut it down." Blitzø begged

"Blitzø, what are you talking about? I'm not gonna shut down your company." Charlie said

"You're not?" Blitzø said

"No, I just wanted to discuss business between your company & my hotel." Charlie said

"Why?" Blitzø said

"Well, some of those innocent sinners you helped, they came to my hotel to get themselves redeemed, they told me how you helped them get revenge on the ones who hurt them." Charlie explained "I was incredibly touched with what you did for them, especially the children."

"Oh, heh, it was nothing." Blitzø smiled nervously

"But it definitely was something, so that's when I made the decision to get in a business deal with IMP." Charlie said

"Oh yeah, what kind of deal?" Blitzø said

"Well, I was thinking each & every time your company gets a client, you can send them over to the hotel, how's that sound?" Charlie said

"Hm, you know, now that I think about it, it's actually not a bad idea." Blitzø said

"Really? So, you'll help me & the hotel?" Charlie said

"Sure, if the Princess requests it, then me & my company are at your service." Blitzø said

"Oh, thank you, I'm so happy you accepted." Charlie smiled

"Think nothing of it." Blitzø said

"Seriously, Blitzø, you don't know how much this means to me, I was really looking forward to working with you." Charlie said

"Why's that?" Blitzø said

"Because I'm your biggest fan?" Charlie said

"My…my what?" Blitzø said stunningly

"Ever since I was a little girl, I used to watch you in the circus every year & I love all your acts, all your tricks, & all your jokes." Charlie said admirably "You're a very talented person & you're the reason I love musicals."

"Um…thank you, your highness." Blitzø said before thinking "Is she fucking high or something, since when was I talented in someone's eyes, I'm anything but that."

"Please, call me Charlie." Charlie said

"Okay, Charlie." Blitzø said

"Daddy's the best when it comes to his talent." Loona said

"No doubt about that, sweetie." Charlie giggled

"Yeah…" Blitzø chuckled nervously

"So, for accepting our business deal, I'll be giving you a gift." Charlie said as she raised her hand towards him before it & Blitzø became surrounded by red aura

"Whoa, what did you just do?" Blitzø said

"I granted you with a couple of powers, the first power is the ability to summon any weapon of any kind." Charlie said

"Are you kidding? That's awesome." Blitzø said surprisingly with excitement

"The other power is the ability to tell if your targets are either guilty or innocent." Charlie said

"Like Ghost Rider." Blitzø said

"Yep." Charlie giggled

"Does this make my Daddy a superhero?" Loona beamed

"You might say that." Charlie said "Hey, after lunch, would you two like to come with me to the hotel & introduce you to the staff?"

"Sure, why not." Blitzø said

After they had lunch, they were on their way to the Hazbin Hotel until

"Heads up!" A voice said as Blitzø saw a bomb coming towards him & Charlie

"Charlie, Loona, look out!" Blitzø said as he pushed Loona & Charlie out of the way

*BOOM*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Blitzø said as he was sent flying by the explosion before being caught in someone's arms

"Oh my god, are you okay?" A voice said

"Yeah, I'm fine, thank you—." Blitzø said as he looked up at the person

Blitzø saw that the person was a female sinner demon who resembled white spider with long hair styled in a low ponytail & a huge round fluffy chest wearing a pink & white suit-blazer with a black mini skirt, pinkish red gloves & thigh-high boots. Blitzø eyes widened as he recognized the sinner, & it was someone he knew when he used to hung out at Porn Studios in the past

"Angel Dust!?" Blitzø said

"Blitzø, is that you?" Angel smiled brightly "Oh my god, I hadn't seen you in a while, how've you been, BDB?"

"Um, good I guess, looks like you got yourself magically transformed into a women" Blitzø said

"Hehehehe, you & your jokes, you know I've always been female ever since I was alive." Angel giggled

"What?! She's always been female just like Moxxie!?" Blitzø thought shockingly

"Where've you been? All of us at the studio have been asking about you." Angel said

"Oh, you know, just busy busy." Blitzø smiled nervously

"Yo, Angie, is everything good?" Cherri approached

"Yeah, Cherri, this is Blitzø." Angel said

"Oh, so you're the guy, Angie told me all about you." Cherri smiled

"She did, what about?" Blitzø said

"All good things, sorry for blowing you up like that, we're in a turf war with Edgelady." Cherri said

"Edge…Lady?" Blitzø paused

"Hey!" A voice said

Blitzø looked up & saw a female sinner demon who resembled a black snake with red eyes, a yellow underbelly with multiple red eyes across her body & wearing an elegant-styled outfit along with a hat with a red eye in the center.

"Is that…SIR PENTIOUS!?" Blitzø exclaimed shockingly as his eyes bulged out

"What!? How dare you!? That's MADAM Pentious to you, you impolite brute!" Pentious said offendedly "Just for your bad manners, you will pay dearly along with the striped freak & the terrorist tramp!"

"Whoa whoa whoa, hold on, I didn't—." Blitzø protested

"Oh hell yeah, let's pile drive this bitch, Blitzø." Cherri said excitedly

"But I—." Blitzø said

"Come on, it'll be fun, trust me." Angel said

"Well…alright." Blitzø said "At least I get to try out my new powers."

"Egg Monsters, come forth!" Pentious said

The airship's door opened & multiple egg-like creatures with eggshell-like feet & claws along with creepy egg yolk-like faces came out.

"What the fuck!?" Blitzø said shockingly

"Let's fucking go!" Cherri said as she & Angel charged

"ATTACK!" Pentious said as the Egg Monsters charged

Blitzø pulled out his flintlock before dodging a strike from one of the Egg Monster & shooting it in the face causing it to splatter yolk

"Shit, whatever happened to those cute small eggs Pentious has?" Blitzø said confusingly before shooting a couple more of the Egg Monster "First Moxxie, then Angel, Now Pentious, what the fuck is going on?"

"Stay focused, B." Cherri called out before throwing a bomb

"Oh, right, sorry." Blitzø said as he shot at an Egg Monster only for it to cover its face & block the bullet with its Eggshell-like arms "What!?"

"Hehehehe, nice try but the eggshells of the monsters are bulletproof." Pentious smirked

"Oh, deflect my bullets, will ya? Well, how about THIS!" Blitzø said as he summoned spiked brass knuckles

Blitzø charged at the Egg Monsters which tried to block his attack, but Blitzø smashed through the eggshell with the brass knuckle before punching its face causing it to splatter

"Alright, WHO'S NEXT!?" Blitzø shouted

A Group of Egg Monsters charged, Blitzø blocked a strike from one of them before punching it, another one tries to grab him but he slides under it & attacking it from behind, he then ducked when another monster swung at him & smashed one of its legs causing it to fall & splatter. Blitzø summoned a shotgun,then jammed the head in one's mouth & fired before hitting another with the back end. Just then, two of them grabbed Blitzø & a few more tried to hold him down.

"Get the fuck off me, you ugly bastards!" Blitzø struggled

"Gotcha!" Angel said as she swung by a web in her hand to swoop in & grabbed Blitzø in her arms

"Thanks Angie." Blitzø said

"No problem, babe." Angel said seductively as she held Blitzø's face which took him by surprise before smirking slyly at her

Blitzø & Angel began to make out as the two each pulled out a tommy gun & started firing while spinning at fast speed hitting multiple targets. When Blitzø stopped making out with her, he let go before summoning an an iron hammer & smashing the Egg Monsters one by one

"Heads up, B!" Cherri said as she tossed a bomb towards him

"Batter Up!" Blitzø said as he hit the bomb with the hammer like a bat which send it flying & finished off the last group of Egg Monsters

"Is that all you got, Snake Bitch?" Angel taunted

"You may have defeated my Egg Monsters, but let's see how you deal with my Egg Knights!" Pentious said

The Airship door opened again & a large group of knight with egg-shaped heads & helmets came out each holding swords

"Shit, they might be more difficult to take down." Cherri said

"Ladies, let me handle them, you might get into critical condition fighting these." Blitzø said

"Aww, are you worried about us, B." Angel said adoringly

"I guess you can say that, just let me fight them." Blitzø said before thinking "Damn, since when did Pentious become competent enough to create stronger minions, I think I'm gonna need bigger help."

Just then, two red guns appeared in Blitzø's hands, one of them had a yellow bird design while the other had a white wolf design. Blitzø fired from each of the guns, & the two bullets glowed yellow & white before taking form. One turned into a fire phoenix & the other turned into an ice wolf

"SCREEEEEEEEE!" The phoenix screeched

"AROOOOOOOO!" the wolf howled

"Holy shit, now this is awesome!" Blitzø said excitedly

"Blitzø, use a sword, you have to fight with a sword against knights." Cherri said

"Right." Blitzø said as he summoned a longsword

"Cut it." An old raspy voice said

"Huh? Who said that?" Blitzø looked around

"I did, the one you are holding." A voice said

Blitzø looked down at the sword as an eye opened in the center of it

"What the hell are you!?" Blitzø said startlingly

"Do not be afraid, I am the Corpse Eater." Corpse Eater said

"A talking sword? That's a new one." Blitzø said

"First time, huh?" Corpse Eater said

"Yeah, now let's do this shit!" Blitzø said

"Yes, cut them, let me cut them!" Corpse Eater exclaimed

Blitzø slashed & stabbed the Egg Knights one by one. The Fire Phoenix charged while cutting through the Egg Knights with its flaming wings, then it flew into the air & flapped its wing shooting flames from them burning a group of them down & the Ice Wolf mauled the Egg Knights one by one before slamming its front paws into ground causing large pillars & spikes of ice to come out impaling them & crushing them.

"Now, time for the grand finale!" Blitzø said

Blitzø raised Corpse Eater, then the Fire Phoenix & Ice Wolf merged into the blade of Corpse Eater creating fire power on one half of the blade & ice power on the other half of the blade

"You ready to finish this, Corpse Eater?" Blitzø smirked

"You didn't need to ask." Corpse Eater said

"Wait, you wouldn't harm a lady, would you?" Pentious said

"This blade doesn't discriminate." Blitzø said

With one swing, Blitzø slashed the airship causing it to explode.

"Fuck yeah! Way to go, BDB!" Angel cheered

"Thanks Angie, I—Mmph!" Blitzø said surprisingly as he was kissed by Cherri

"Cherri!" Angel scowled in jealousy

"What? You got to make out with them." Cherri smirked

"Uhh…" Blitzø said stunningly

"Brrr." The Fire Phoenix chirped as it lightly shoved Blitzø

"Oh, I almost forgot about you two, great job, you two did very well." Blitzø praised as Fire Phoenix nuzzled him & Ice Wolf licked his face "Hey, that tickles, stop."

"Blitzø, are you okay, is everyone alright?" Charlie approached them

"Yeah, Charlie, we're okay." Blitzø nodded

"But she isn't." Cherri said pointing her thumb at an unconscious Pentious

"That was amazing, Daddy, you were so cool!" Loona said amazingly

"Thank you, Loona." Blitzø smiled

"Daddy? You have a daughter now?" Angel said surprisingly

"Technically yes." Blitzø said

"Aw, she's so cute." Cherri said

"When did you get her? You could've had me over & introduced me sooner?" Angel said

"Sorry about that, I just got caught up with work & being a father to her, like I said I've been pretty busy." Blitzø said

"Daddy, what do we do with her?" Loona asked

"I guess we can take her to the hotel to get her fixed up." Blitzø said

"Good thinking." Charlie smiled

"I guess I'll see you two later." Blitzø said

"You should come back to the studio sometimes, Val would be very willing to see you." Angel said

"Okay, I'll be there." Blitzø said

When Blitzø & Charlie arrived at the Hazbin Hotel with Fire Phoenix & Ice Wolf along with Loona & an unconscious Pentious on their backs

"Hey Everyone, we're here." Charlie said

"Charlie, how did the lunch meeting go?" Vaggie said

"It went great." Charlie said "Blitzø, this is my girlfriend, Vaggie, she's the manager of the Hotel."

"Hello Blitzø, it's nice to meet you." Vaggie said

"Likewise." Blitzø said

"Man!" Niffty tackled Blitzø

"Niffty, not again." Vaggie said

"I can't help it, you know how I get when a handsome man arrives." Niffty giggled

"This is Niffty, our housekeeper." Charlie said "Niffty, can you take Madam Pentious to get healed."

"Okey-Dokey." Niffty said as she took Pentious & left

"Charlie dear? Is that you?" A voice said

"Yes, I brought Blitzø with me, come here & meet him." Charlie called out

"Who's that?" Blitzø asked

"That's Alastra." Charlie said

"Alastra? Who the hell's Alastra?" Blitzø said

"She's the Radio Demon." Niffty said

"The Radio what?" Blitzø eyes widened

"Why, hello there, Blitzø." The voice said

Blitzø looked & saw a female version of Alastor, next to her was a female sinner demon which resembled an avian cat with her hair styled in a low bun.

"You've got to be kidding me." Blitzø thought

"The name's Alastra, pleasure to meet you, dear, I've been hearing you from all over & I must say I have developed quite an interest in you." Alastra said

"Thanks, it's an honor to hear that." Blitzø

"This is my right hand woman, Husk." Alastra said

"Hey there, stud, May I offer you a drink or would you rather drink me under the table?" Husk flirted with a seductive smile

"Uhh." Blitzø blushed

"Hahaha, I'm just fucking with you, hon." Husk laughed

"Now, now, Husk, we must not make crass jokes to our guest here." Alastra said

"Sorry about that, Blitzø." Vaggie apologized

"It's fine." Blitzø said

So for the rest of the day, Blitzø hung out with the Hazbin Hotel gang while Loona played with the other children. Fire Phoenix & Ice Wolf gave rides to them on their back while the adults who are Blitzø's former clients hung out as well. When it was time to leave.

"Thank you so much for coming, Blitzø, I hope you visit us again soon." Charlie said

"Definitely, & I know Loona will be willing to come again, right Loonie?" Blitzø said

"Yeah." Loona nodded

"Great, I'll see you next time." Charlie said as she kissed Blitzø's cheek which caught him by surprise before she went back in the hotel

"Daddy, look." Loona pointed at Fire Phoenix & Ice Wolf who were standing & staring at them

"Hm? What's wrong, you two?" Blitzø said in concern

They two creatures said nothing as they closed their eyes & faded away

"Wait, where did they go?" Blitzø said

"Their time was up, you can't expect them to hang around all day." Corpse Eater said

"Oh, will we see them again?" Blitzø said

"Yes, as long as you summon those guns they came out of, they will surely return." Corpse Eater said

"I see…Let's go home." Blitzø said

When Blitzø & Loona got home, Blitzø went to bedroom & placed Corpse Eater on the bed against the pillows

"Oh boy." Blitzø sighed

"You alright, Blitzø?" Corpse Eater asked

"So much has been going on recently ever since yesterday when I woke up last morning." Blitzø said

"Enlighten Me." Corpse Eater said

"Well, it's a long story, but don't tell anyone." Blitzø said

"I won't say a word if you don't." Corpse Eater said

When Blitzø finished explaining everything

"Forgive me for saying this, but your life sounds awful." Corpse Eater said

"I know, then I just wished on a shooting star & then the next morning, it came true." Blitzø said

"& what exactly did you wish for?" Corpse Eater said

"I wished for a better life full of love & acceptance where I make the right choices & no one has to get hurt because of me." Blitzø said

"& what's the problem?" Corpse Eater asked

"The problem is that I don't recall wishing Loona to be a kid & Moxxie to be a female along with Angel Dust, Alastor, Sir Pentious, & Husk." Blitzø said

"Because you never wished for it?" Corpse Eater said

"Exactly." Blitzø said

"You know it could be an anomaly." Corpse Eater said

"Anomaly?" Blitzø repeated

"Yes, something that deviates from what is normal." Corpse Eater said

"Shit, you're right, I never thought of it that way." Blitzø said "But I can't help but feel that this might be some sort of prank or plot for revenge against me."

"Blitzø, this could be your lucky break." Corpse Eater said

"A lucky break, what the fuck do you mean a lucky break?" Blitzø said

"Are you saying you want to go back to the way things used to be?" Corpse Eater said

"Fuck no, call me a hypocrite, but I don't want to go back to being hated & shunned, for example if I go back Moxxie & Millie will no doubt kill me & quit on me for following them again." Blitzø said

"What about Loona?" Corpse Eater asked

"Well, no doubt Loona will leave me & cut me out of her life since I was overprotective of her." Blitzø said "As for Stolas, if he found out I was using him to spy on Moxxie & Millie, he might cut off our deal along with cutting off contact with me. So, if I go back & those things happened, I'll be alone again."

"I pity you, Blitzø, I really do." Corpse Eater said

"What do I do?" Blitzø sighed

"The only thing you can do is live your new life." Corpse Eater said

"How can I? I'm just confused & suspicious about all this." Blitzø said

"Blitzø, you should stop trying to fight it, this is your life now, enjoy it while it lasts forever." Corpse Eater said

Blitzø sat there wondering if Corpse Eater was right, another thing he wondered is what other anomalies he'll encounter soon.

Chapter Text

Murder Family & Loo Loo Land

Blitzø was sitting in his office thinking about what's been going on recently.

"Could Corpse Eater be right? Should I enjoy this new life? I mean it's all too good to be true?" Blitzø wondered

"Blitzø, you have a couple of clients coming your way." Barbie said through the intercom

"Send them in." Blitzø responded

When the clients entered the room, Blitzø saw Mrs. Mayberry & a woman who was a former target of his.

"YOU!?" Blitzø shouted in alert as the client was none other than Martha in her demon form

Blitzø quickly went towards Mrs. Mayberry, got her behind him & pulled out his gun before pointing it towards Martha

"Hey, what are you doing?" Martha said startlingly

"You again, I should've known you would get your revenge on us." Blitzø glared

"What are you talking about?" Martha said confusingly

"You know damn well what I'm talking about, you crazy homicidal bitch!" Blitzø said

"Whoa there Big Fella, take it easy, that's my wife" Mayberry said

"Wait…" Blitzø froze in shock "WHAT!?"

"My wife." Mayberry said

"Wife? What the fuck, but they both hate each other, how can they be fucking married!?" Blitzø thought before saying "Wait, don't you have a husband, what was his name again? Ralphie."

"Who's Ralphie?" Martha said

"Okay, but what about your kids?" Blitzø said

"Oh yeah, we do have kids, right babe?" Martha said

"Yeah, how'd you know that?" Mayberry asked

"Uhhhhh." Blitzø said

"Blitzø." Moxxie entered as she heard the commotion "I apologize for my boss, he is known for making funny jokes."

"Yeah, hehehe, that's me, I like making jokes." Blitzø chuckled awkwardly & nervously

"I hope you can forgive him." Moxxie said

"It's fine, he's cute." Martha smiled

"Thank you, Moxxie, I can handle this." Blitzø said as Moxxie left. "So, uh, what can I do for you?"

"We want you to kill someone, a family that killed us." Mayberry said

"A family killed you? How? Why?" Blitzø said confusingly

"Well, my wife & I run a school together, I'm the teacher & she's the principal, & our son & daughter attend our school. But they were bullied by a kid for having two mothers." Mayberry explained

"I put the child on suspension which did not sit well with his parents who were just as homophobic as he was. They swore that we & our family were gonna pay. At first we thought they were gonna bring us to court, but unfortunately they kidnapped & killed us." Martha said

Blitzø was shocked at the story, but mostly angry at the homophobic family.

"Say no more, we'll have those fuckers dead before you know it." Blitzø said

"Oh, thank you so much." Mayberry smiled

"Don't thank me yet, make yourselves comfortable, just don't fuck in my office." Blitzø said as the two wives laughed while Blitzø walked out "M&M, we got a new mission."

Blitzø told Moxxie & Millie about their clients & the cause of their deaths, & the two married imps were not happy

"That's very sick, those poor women & kids didn't deserve that at all, let's give them our justice!" Millie said

"I can't wait to end those pricks' lives." Moxxie seethed in anger

"Uh, Mox, you do realize they're a family right?" Blitzø said confusingly

"I don't give a crap if they're a family let's kill those fuckers!" Moxxie exclaimed much to Blitzø's shock

"What the fuck? But Moxxie would never want to kill a family, although this side of Moxxie's kinda hot honestly." Blitzø thought

After turning into their human forms, they went to the living world which took them to a neighborhood.

"How are we gonna find them in this neighborhood?" Millie said

"Charlie gave me the power to track down the right targets we're looking for." Blitzø said as he looked around for a moment "I found them."

The trio walked to the house & peeked through a window where the family was laughing & bragging about killing Mayberry & their family

"Look at those fuckers, having a good time after killing a bunch of innocent souls." Millie seethed

"We can't barge in there & kill, it will cause unwanted attention, we need to figure out a way to bring them down without making a noise." Blitzø said

"I got just the thing." Moxxie said as she pulled out a bomb

"What's that?" Blitzø asked

"It's my own invention, it's a bomb filled with chloroform, I call it a chlorobomb." Moxxie said

"Wow, Moxxie, you are a beautiful fucking genius." Blitzø said impressively

"Thanks sir." Moxxie blushed

"Okay, now all we need is an opening to get this bomb in the house." Blitzø said

"Hm?" Millie said as she looked up "Sir, there's a chimney."

"Perfect, let's go." Blitzø said as he climbed up the house

The trio climbed up the house to the chimney

"Ready?" Blitzø said

"Mm-hm." Moxxie nodded

"Ho ho ho, motherfuckers, Santa has an early Christmas present for all three of you." Blitzø said as Moxxie lit the bomb & put it in the chimney

The chlorobomb went off & put the family to sleep, the trio put masks on & went inside the house through the chimney. They had found a basement where they dragged the family & tied them up into chairs while gagging them. By the time, the family woke up

"Well, look who's in deep shit." Blitzø smirked

"Mmm-mmmm-mmm!" The father muffled

"You're probably asking who we are?" Blitzø said "Well, we're demons sent from Hell who were hired to kill you, I'm sure you're familiar with Mrs & Mrs. Mayberry & her two kids?"

"Hm!? Mmm-mm-mmm!" The mother muffled

"Did you two seriously think you could just kill an innocent family & get away with it? Guess again, because we don't take kindly to those who kill innocent people due to being homophobic pricks." Blitzø said as he summon Corpse Eater "Better pray to whatever god you worship, because you're about to be sent to Hell."

"Yes, yes, let me cut them up!" Corpse Eater exclaimed in excitement

"Millie, wanna take care of the kid?" Blitzø asked

"Do I?" Millie said

"Then you'll need this." Blitzø said as he pulled out a big paddle with rhinestones

"Ohoho, this is gonna be so much fun!" Millie said excitedly

"MMM! MMM!" the kid screamed in tears of fright

"Sorry, kiddo, but this is the consequence of being a bully." Millie smirked

"Alright, let's torture the fuck out of them." Blitzø said

Several moments later, the trio were standing in front of a bloody & mutilated deceased family

"Now that was something." Blitzø commented

"I feel a lot better after torturing them." Moxxie said

"Me too." Millie said holding a bloodied paddle

"It has been an eternity since I tasted blood." Corpse Eater said

"Barbie just texted me saying that the targets are in the torture room & the Mayberry's & their kids had started dealing with them." Blitzø said looking at his phone "Let's go home."

The trio went back to the company building as Blitzø went back to his office, a few moments later, Mayberry & Martha entered the office

"Hey ladies, how'd it go?" Blitzø said

"Great, we fucked them up." Mayberry said

"Thank you so much for your help." Martha said

"No problem, there'll be no charge in your case, just happy to help a family out." Blitzø said

"Well, there must be something we can do to repay you." Mayberry said as she & her wife approached him

"Oh no, it's fine, you don't have to do that." Blitzø assured

"But we want to, handsome, & we're not gonna take no for an answer." Martha said as she leaned closer to him

"I…Uhh…" Blitzø stammered

"You know that I am a teacher, right? So, how about my wife & I give you a…private lesson." Mayberrywhispered, flustering Blitzø

"Okay ladies, let's not—WHOA!" Blitzø exclamation as both women toppled him

In the lobby, Moxxie, Millie, & Barbie could hear moaning & thumping

"Ah shit, now there they go." Barbie rolled his eyes

"That should be us with him." Moxxie & Millie thought in jealousy

"Hey, you better slow it down! I ain't taking anybody to the emergency room today! Somebody break that leg, it's gonna stay broken!" Barbie called out

In the evening, Blitzø was having dinner with Loona

"How was your day, Daddy?" Loona asked

"Oh, it was good, sweetie." Blitzø smiled

"Master Blitzø, you have a letter from Stolas." Bonez said as he gave him the letter

"Stolas?" Blitzø said as he opened the letter & read it

My Darling Blitzy, it has been a little while since we last saw each other. I'm taking Stella & Octavia to Loo Loo Land on Friday & I was wondering if you & your daughter would join us. I certainly hope you do, it would be such a pleasure spending the day with you. Meet us at the entrance if you want to, but if you don't, be sure to text me.

Love Stolas. XOXO

"Loo Loo Land?" Blitzø thought before saying "Hey Loona, how would you like to go to Loo Loo Land on Friday?"

"Really?" Loona beamed "Will Via be there?"

"Awesome!" Loona said happily

"Here we go again." Blitzø mentally sighed "At least I'll get to see Stolas, maybe he'll know what's going on."

On Friday, Blitzø & Loona were at the entrance of Loo Loo Land waiting until

"Uncle Blitzø!" A voice said as something latched onto Blitzø's leg

"Huh?" Blitzø said as he looked down & saw a Little Octavia hugging his leg "Via?!"

"Hi, Uncle Blitzø!" Octavia smiled happily

"Via!" Loona said

"Loonie!" Octavia said as they hugged

"What the fuck happened to her!? She's the same age as Loona!" Blitzø said

"Oh Blitzy." A voice called out

Blitzø looked & saw a female version of Stolas with Stella

"Oh no, NOT STOLAS TOO!" Blitzø thought in panic

"Hi Auntie Stolas, Hi Auntie Stella." Loona said

"Hello there, Loona love, It's so good to see you." Stella smiled adoringly as she picked up Loona "Look how much you've grown."

"I'm a big girl." Loona said in determination

"That you are, little darling." Stella chuckled

"Why the hell is Stella being nice? I thought she hated low rank demons." Blitzø thought before realizing "Wait a minute, that's it, Stella. She must have been the mastermind of all this as revenge against me for fucking her husband. That makes sense now."

"Hello Blitzø, it's so delightful to see you." Stolas said

"Hey Stolas, uh, how've you been?" Blitzø said

"Good, how about you, how's your sister?" Stolas asked

"Oh, we're doing fine, just as happy as can be." Blitzø said

"Come on, Mommy, let's go." Octavia said as she pulled Stolas' hand

"Alright, Via, settle down." Stolas chuckled

Blitzø, Stolas, & Stella were watching over their daughters who were on the first ride

"So Blitzø, how's your company?" Stolas asked

"Hm? Oh yeah, it's going great, I made a business deal with Princess Charlie Morningstar." Blitzø said

"Oh really? It's been awhile since I've seen her." Stolas asked "Could the business deal be regarding her hotel?"

"Well yeah, she wanted me to send my clients to her Hotel so they could get redeemed, she also gave me a couple of powers." Blitzø said

"Oh, how spectacular." Stolas complimented

"Uh, Stolas, I know this might be a very personal question, but…how did you produce Octavia, I mean no offense but both of you are female." Blitzø asked hesitantly

"Now Blitzø, you know that Goetia can reproduce the same as birds do, we told you this before." Stella said

"How does that work?" Blitzø said

"When female Goetia like us are in a same-sex marriage, we can use our powers to create testicles inside our genitals like a cloaca, that was how I got pregnant with Via." Stella said

"Does the same thing happen with two male Goetia?" Blitzø said

"Precisely, but it's the opposite." Stella said

"Wow, you learn something new everyday." Blitzø said "Was the sex good, Stolas?"

"Oh Blitzy, you're so cheeky." Stolas giggled as she blushed

"I'm guessing the marriage is going well." Blitzø said

"Of course." Stolas said

"Oh…then I guess you don't need me anymore." Blitzø muttered sadly

"I beg your pardon?" Stolas looked at him

"Nothing." Blitzø dismissed as he looked away

Blitzø, Loona, & the Goetia Family were having a fun time in Loo Loo Land, but despite having fun, Blitzø felt sad. Even though he didn't admit it, deep down he did have feelings for Stolas. He just wished he realized it sooner before it was too late, but he knew that he would have to let Stolas go.

"Hey look." Octavia said as she pointed at a Fizzarolli & Friends tent. "I love this show."

"Oh no." Blitzø silently panicked

"Come on then, let's go see Fizzarolli." Stolas said

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Blitzø said as they stopped

"What's the matter?" Stolas said

"I don't think it's a good idea to go there." Blitzø said nervously

"Why not?" Stolas said

"Well, it's because uh…Via is afraid of Fizzarolli, yeah she doesn't even like it there." Blitzø said

"No I don't, I love Fizzarolli." Octavia said confusingly

"But doesn't Fizzarolli scare you?" Blitzø said

"No." Octavia shook her head

"Daddy's been saying weird stuff lately." Loona said

"Blitzø, you know you can stay outside if you want." Stolas said

"No no, it's okay, forget what I said." Blitzø chuckled nervously before thinking "God, I hate myself."

They went into the tent & took a seat as the show was about to start

"Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli!" A Female version of Robo Fizz appeared from the curtains

"You gotta be shitting me." Blitzø thought annoyingly as Robo Fizz noticed him

"Oh my goodness, is that Blitzø, my sensors spot up there?" Robo Fizz said

"Wait, did she just say my name right?" Blitzø thought surprisingly as Robo Fizz grabbed him & pulled him onstage

"Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a returning circus performer who will bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land." Robo Fizz said

"Wait a minute, when did I agree—?!" Blitzø exclaimed

"Hit it!" Robo Fizz said as she snapped her fingers

(You Belong Here by JT Music)(I don't own this song)

Robo Fizz

You don't know what we've been through

Things got worse when we met you

You don't know what we've been through

We'll show you what we've been through

Blitzø began to feel nervous as he started to rap

Blitzø

My name is Blitzø with a silent O

But I won't be joining for breakfast, no

This job had no prerequisite

Does that mean I should've been hesitant

Instead of just accepting it?

'Cause I'm digging up a couple skeletons

With artificial intelligence

I'd better quit now, to heck with this

Nope, I can't now, too late

This circus tent's going down to my grave

Underground, look around, not a sound can escape

Freaking out, I'm how many hours away?

Feels like I've been down here for days

This free pizza voucher can wait

Not gonna lie, not proud of the pay

Hey boss, how about a raise?

A mechanical clown, with a powerful gaze

Locked in a coffin, bound like a slave

Try counting the plates coming out of her face

Has she found any way to get out of her cage?

Maybe, they're not so bad

Fizzy, Just stop, relax

Sorry that I can't help you out

Robo Fizz

Yes you can, we'll tell you how!

Can't help but feel like you belong here

Blitzø

But I wanna leave, I just gotta leave

Robo Fizz

You know that something's going wrong here

Blitzø

& she's watching me, now she's onto me

Robo Fizz

Come find out what's been going on here

Blitzø

Has my progeny caught up to me?

Robo Fizz

Can't help but feel like I'm a pawn here

Blitzø

Is that honesty, when they talk to me?

Just then Wally Wackford came on stage

Wally

Remember the crew?

Blitzø

Yes I do!

Wally

Froggy, Woobly, Fizzy too

Blitzø

But who the heck are the rest of you?

And why has anybody been renting you?

Wally

Welcome Blitzø, I guess you're new

Blitzø

Yep just got here, can I get the scoop?

Wally

Sure you can, I'll get you through

My simple guidance should make sense to you

You need a vent to get to every room

There's plenty work we've left to do

Make sure everybody's at the proper station

Shock them for a little motivation!

Blitzø

Wow, that sounds awful ruthless

Wally

Froggy's watching, stop moving!

Big Woobly hears your footsteps

Blitzø

Wait, was that Wally? Don't look yet!

There's something with the air quality

'Cause I'm breathing hard & it's hard to see

All these designs are monstrosities

Why would a robot need lots of teeth?

I'll try not to walk into the jaws of beasts

Either that or a springlock chomping me

Is there anyone alive who can talk to me?

Robo Fizz

You want the scoop? Follow me!

Robo Fizz

Don't make a sound if something draws near

Blitzø

I'm not shocking them like they're shocking me

Robo Fizz

Drop, crawl & pray that we do not hear

Blitzø

Did not know how awful this job could be

Robo Fizz

Can't help but feel like you belong here

Blitzø

Am I part of them, are they part of me?

Robo Fizz

You'll do a phenomenal job here

Blitzø

I don't know what she pretends not to be

Robo Fizz

I've got a dark side

Soon, you will meet her

You'll join the circus

I'm the ringleader

Now come a little closer

& I'll serve you some ice cream

You don't know a nightmare

'Til you've seen into my dreams

Blitzø

I'm touched you've opened up to me

Just stuck down here, that would suck to be

But I'm walking out of that front door

To go home with a little bowl of popcorn

Where there are no monsters

Just me & my soap operas

Then why do I keep on returning?

You'd think by now we'd all be learning

What's the story in all this clutter?

Give me more than exotic butters

Some cryptic lines will be fine

Keep your innards, & I'll keep mine

She's pulling strings, but I'm tryin'

To figure out what kinda puppet I've been

Never gonna let her get under my skin

Robo Fizz

You heard of Mammon? You're gonna like him!

Can't help but feel like you belong here

Blitzø

But I wanna leave, I just gotta leave

Robo Fizz

You know that something's going wrong here

Blitzø

& she's watching me, now she's onto me

Robo Fizz

Come find out what's been going on here

Blitzø

Has my progeny caught up to me?

Robo Fizz

You know you're nothing but a pawn here

Blitzø

Am I part of them? Are they part of me?

Everyone applauded after the song ended

"Thank you, you've been such a great audience, we'll be right back so hang tight." Robo Fizz said as she grabbed Blitzø

"Wait, what are you—WHOA!" Blitzø said as Robo Fizz took off with him

Robo Fizz took him to a dressing room, from the outside you can hear Blitzø's protests along with some smooching sounds. Blitzø got out the door only for a robo arm to stretch out & pull him back inside. In the end, Blitzø managed to get away & out of the tent as he had lipstick marks on his face

"Looks like Robo Fizz gave you a good time." Stella said as she was alone

"Alright, Stella, start talking, what is going on here & what have you done to Stolas, Loona, Moxxie, & the others?" Blitzø glared

"Pardon?" Stella asked

"You know what I—!" Blitzø said before he stopped & sighed "No, this is my fault, not yours."

"What are you talking about?" Stella said confusingly

"Look, I'm sorry Stella, I'm sorry about what I did." Blitzø apologized "I know you can't stand me & Stolas' relationship since I'm an imp & you hate low ranked demons. I just—."

"Ahahahahahahahahaha!" Stella laughed

"What the fuck is so funny!?" Blitzø demanded

"Oh dear gosh, Blitzø, this is what I love about you, you're so hilarious with your jokes." Stella said amusingly "Honestly, me hating low-ranked demons?"

"Goddammit woman, quit messing with my fucking head! I'm trying to have an emotional moment here!" Blitzø yelled frustratingly

"What are you so emotional about?" Stella asked in concern

"Because I know it seems like I'm taking Stolas from you & Octavia, but I'm really not." Blitzø said

"Blitzø, not once have I believed you were taking Stolas from me." Stella said as she placed her hand on his shoulder

"But Octavia—." Blitzø said

"Via doesn't believe that either, you are a special part of our family." Stella smiled kindly

"I am?" Blitzø said

"Come now, Darling, you & I along with Stolas have known each other ever since we were children, which is the reason why we made you Via's godfather." Stella said

"What? But I only met Stolas when I was a kid, not Stella." Blitzø thought confusingly "Wait, did she just say that I'm Octavia's godfather?"

"Tell you what, how about you & Loona come to our palace & visit after we're done with Loo Loo Land?" Stella said. "Does that sound good, love?"

"Yeah, I would like that." Blitzø said

Later, after they were done with Loo Loo Land, they went to the Goetia palace

"Thanks for taking us to Loo Loo Land, mummies." Octavia said

"Anything for our little starfire, Via." Stolas smiled adoringly

"Come on, Via, let's go play." Loona said as she & Octavia took off

"Blitzy, could you meet me & Stella in our room in a moment? We want to speak with you." Stolas said

"Yeah, okay." Blitzø shrugged

Blitzø waited outside of the master bedroom for a few minutes

"Blitzy, we're ready." Stolas called out from the inside

"Okay, what is it you wanna talk abouuuu..." Blitzø said as he saw Stolas wearing a purple bra & pantie while Stella was wearing a black lingerie

"Hello Blitzy~" Stolas & Stella sang seductively

"Um, w-what going on?" Blitzø said nervously with a blush

"Shhhh." Stolas said as she pressed her finger before taking his hands "Come along, sit with us."

Stolas guided him to the bed where they sat down as Stella closed the door & locked it before sitting next to Blitzø

"Blitzy, Stella told me what you had told her, why would you think that you were stealing me from my family?" Stolas asked

"I just…I don't…" Blitzø said apprehensively

"Are you feeling lonely?" Stolas said

"No no, it's not that, it's just…Stolas, I care about you very much & I'm happy you have a good marriage with Stella along with having a child that you love so much. But I don't wanna break your family apart & ruin it due to our relationship…I don't wanna be that sort of person." Blitzø said shamefully

"Blitzø, you're not that type of person, you never were. I understand that you're afraid of ruining my family, but you shouldn't think that about yourself. You're not ruining my family, if anything you're flourishing it" Stolas said

"But…I'm scared that…you won't need me anymore." Blitzø looked away

"Blitzø, don't say that, me & my family are always gonna need you in our lives, like Stella said you are a special part of our family. You being an imp shouldn't even matter, because I like you no matter what demon rank you are. You are perfect just the way you are." Stolas said

"How can you love someone like me?" Blitzø said

"What's not to love? You're kind, funny, loyal, astounding, & I wouldn't want to have it any other way." Stolas said as she kissed him passionately

"Hey, save some for me." Stella pouted as she pulled him away & kissed him

"Come on, Blitzø." Stolas said as she laid him on his back "Just relax & we'll give you some personal attention."

"Um…okay…" Blitzø said as he was flustered & his heart was racing

After a couple of hours of lovemaking, Blitzø put his clothes back on as Stolas & Stella were sleeping. As he looked at the two sleeping Goetia women, for the first time in his life he felt loved & wanted, but he was a bit skeptical because he didn't want it to be a cruel prank or some revenge scheme from his enemies. One thing's for sure, he didn't wanna go back to the way things used to be, he couldn't bear having that old life again. He stepped out of the master bedroom & gently closed the door.

"Uncle Blitzø?" Octavia said from behind him

"Octavia?" Blitzø looked at her

"Why are you calling me by my name, call me Vivi like you always do." Octavia pouted

"Oh, sorry, Vivi." Blitzø apologized as he kneeled to her

"Are my mummies okay?" Octavia asked

"Yeah, sweetie, they're just tired, so they're sleeping right now." Blitzø said "What's up, is everything alright?"

"Yes, but can I ask you something?" Octavia said as she twiddled her fingers

"Sure, honey, what is it?" Blitzø asked

"Will you…will you be my daddy?" Octavia said with hope

"Oh, uh, why do you ask that?" Blitzø said surprisingly

"Well…it's because other Goetia children I know have daddies, & it makes me feel sad that I don't have a daddy." Octavia said

"Oh…have you talked to your moms about it?" Blitzø said

"No, but my mums seem to like you a lot, so I thought it would give me a chance. Will you please be my Daddy, Uncle Blitzø?" Octavia pleaded

"Hm…" Blitzø said in thought "Tell you what, if my relationship with your moms work out, then I will gladly be your father."

"You mean it." Octavia lit up

"I do." Blitzø smiled "I promise I will adore, cherish & protect you as if you were my own daughter. Besides, Loona would love to have you as a sister."

"Thank you." Octavia said as she hugged Blitzø"I love you, Uncle Blitzø."

"I love you too, Vivi." Blitzø said tearfully

Chapter Text

Addict

Blitzø stepped out of Loona's room as he had just tucked her in until he got a text from Angel Dust

Angel Dust-Hey BDB, you wanna come by to Val's club tonight?

"Hm, I guess a short visit to the strip club won't hurt." Blitzø said as he texted back

Blitzø-Sure, why not?

Angel Dust-Great, Val will send over a limo so I could pick you up.

Blitzø was put on the same outfit he wore at Ozzie's & waited outside for the limousine

"Master Blitzø, please don't drink too much while you're at the club & don't stay out too late, remember you're a father now." Bonez said

"Don't worry, Bonez, it'll be just a short visit, I'll be home in no time." Blitzø assured

"Another thing, master, Loona told me that you were actually strange again while you were at Loo Loo Land with the Goetia Family. Are you sure there's nothing's wrong?" Bonez asked

"Yeah, everything's fine, sorry about that." Blitzø said

"You know, if you ever wanna talk, you can always come to me." Bonez said

"I appreciate that, Bonez." Blitzø smiled as the limousine arrived

"Yo, BDB, you ready for a fun time?" Angel said from the limo

"Yeah, I'm ready." Blitzø said "I'll see you in a bit, Bonez."

"Take care of yourself." Bonez said as Blitzø went into the limo

As the limousine drove off

"Hey Angel, what does BDB stand for?" Blitzø said

"You know Big-Dicked Blitzø, that's what everyone at the studio calls you." Angel said

"Oh…so uh…how's working at the studio." Blitzø asked reluctantly

"It's great, I love it." Angel said enthusiastically

"Don't you hate it there?" Blitzø asked

"What? What makes you think I hate it?" Angel said confusingly

"Uhhh, no reason." Blitzø dismissed "So, I'm guessing you're doing lesbian movies there?"

"Yep." Angel said

"What about guy, do you fuck guys?" Blitzø said

"Pfft, no." Angel said

"Why not?" Blitzø said

"Well, I'm just comfortable with the thought of fucking any guys in the studio." Angel said "Besides, if I wanna fuck a guy, I want it to be someone I really trust."

"& what if your suddenly ambushed in the streets by men who wanna fuck you?" Blitzø asked curiously

"Oh, they'll think twice before doing that." Angel said with a wicked grin as black slit pupils appeared in her eyes

"Uh…okay." Blitzø gulped nervously

"Oh hey, we're here." Angel said

When Blitzø & Angel entered the club

"Hey ladies, look who I brought!" Angel said

"Oh my god, it's Big-Dicked Blitzø!" Summer said excitedly

"Finally, he's back!" Dia said happily as they large group of strippers rushed towards him

"Whoa there! Ladies, slow down!" Blitzø said in alert as he consumed in a cloud of dust with hearts coming out

"Amiguitas, that's enough." A voice said

The strippers stopped as Blitzø's face was covered in kiss marks. A shadow loomed over him, Blitzø looked up & saw a female version of Valentino

"Oh shit." Blitzø said softly

"Sorry, Ms. Valentina." The strippers apologized

"It's alright." Valentina said as she looked at Blitzø "Blitzø, I'm so happy that you came back after so long, things haven't been the same without your presence."

"Uh yeah, sorry about that, Val, I've been quite busy you know." Blitzø said

"It's okay, mi amor." Valentina said "Come sit down & have a drink, we have some catching up to do."

Blitzø was sitting at a sofa next to Angel close to Valentina as she was sitting between Summer & Dia.

"So Blitzø, Angel tells me you have a daughter." Valentina said

"Sh-sh-she did?" Blitzø stuttered nervously

"Si, do you have a picture of her?" Valentina asked

"Uhhh." Blitzø said

"Please, can we see her, BDB." Summer & Dia said

"No, I don't think—." Blitzø protested

"Please Blitzito." Valentina said with a cute sad look

"Pwetty Pwease!" Summer & Dia said with giant puppy eyes

"Well…alright fine." Blitzø said as he pulled out his phone & showed Loona's picture "Here."

"AWWWWWWW!" Dia & Summer exclaimed adoringly

"Dios Mio, she is so precious." Valentina smiled adoringly "I would like to meet her in person, maybe you should bring her over to—."

"No!" Blitzø shouted startling Valentina, Summer, Dia, & Angel. "I mean…Val, this place isn't appropriate for a 5-year old."

"Oh Blitzø, I wasn't talking about bringing her over here." Valentina chuckled. "I was talking about bringing her over to my place when you visit me."

"Oh…" Blitzø said

"If you're not okay with that, then I can come over to your place to visit." Valentina said

"Yeah, heh, sounds great." Blitzø said awkwardly

"Ms. Valentina." Sugar said

"What is it, Sugar?" Valentina said

"It's Spice, she fell & injured herself." Sugar said

"Disculpe, Blitzø, I'll be right back." Valentina said as she stood up & left

Blitzø stared at Valentina leaving as he wondered if she treats her employees the same as Valentino. He excused himself & followed her from afar, when he got to the door he opened it just a crack to see Valentina & Spice

"Are you alright, Chiquita." Valentina said

"I'm fine, but I think I sprained my right ankle." Spice said

"Here, let me see." Valentina said as she knelt down & looked at it "It looks muy mal, but don't worry I'll take care of it."

Valentina brought out a first aid kit & started healing Spice's ankle

"Spice, you know I told you that you didn't have enough balance to wear these heels." Valentina said

"I know, but I just wanted to show you that I could do it, I wanted to impress you." Spice said

"I'm touched to hear that from you, amor, but you should know that impressing me is not worth hurting yourself." Valentina said

"You're right, Val, I'm sorry I didn't listen." Spice apologized

"It's alright, Chiquita." Valentina said

Blitzø was surprised & shocked that Valentina was nurturing, caring, & patient. The Valentino he knew had a bad temper & would abuse his employees if they fuck up. After Valentina finished treating her wound.

"Alright, you should go home now." Valentina said

"But Valentina, I'm supposed to be on stage with Angel for a duet, who's gonna take my place?" Spice said in concern

"Not to worry, mi amor, I know just the person." Valentina assured as she kissed Spice's forehead

Blitzø went back to the sofa & waited until Valentina came back

"Hey Blitzø, may I ask you for a favor?" Valentina said

"Yeah Val, what's up?" Blitzø said

"Spice has sprained her ankle & she was supposed to perform with Angel, so I thought since you used to be a performer, why don't you take Spice's place." Valentina said

"Oh yeah, Blitzø, we should totally do it!' Angel said excitedly

"Well…I don't see why not." Blitzø said

A little bit later

"Damas y caballeros, we have a music number with Angel Dust featuring a blast from the past, put your hands together for Blitzø

The curtains revealed Blitzø leaning back against the stripper pole

(ADDICT by Silva Hound feat Michael Kovach & Chi-Chi)(I don't own this song)

Blitzø

Til death do us part

But we're already past that phase

This is a brand new start

And I think I deserve some praise

For the way that I am

Despite having overdosed

& ending up comatose

I don't give a damn

I've let my emotions go

Fuck being a sober hoe

This is the mantra, this is my life you're playing with now til the end of the night

Surrounded by fire the passion ignites, a hit of that heaven & hell, a helluva high

Both

I'm addicted to the madness

This new Hell is my Atlantis

We're forever gonna have a fucking reason to sin

Let me leave my soul to burn & I'll be breathing it in

I'm addicted to the feeling

Getting higher than the ceiling

And we're never gonna want this fucking feeling to end

Just concede & give in to your inner demons again

Angel Dust

Yeah you fell in love

But you fell deeper in this pit

While death rains from above

So count your blessings cause this is it

You're not letting it go

So what if I misbehave

It's what everybody craves

You already know

So come if you're feeling brave

And fancy yourself a mate

You want it, I got it, see what you like? We could have it all by the end of the night

Your money & power, my sinful delight, a hit of that heaven & hell, a helluva high

Both

I'm addicted to the madness

This new Hell is my Atlantis

Blitzø

We're forever gonna have a fucking reason to sin

Angel Dust

Let me leave my soul to burn & I'll be breathing it in

Both

I'm addicted to the feeling

Getting higher than the ceiling

And we're never gonna want this fucking feeling to end

Just concede & give in to your inner demons again

Blitzø

Just concede & give in to your inner demons again

Both

I'm addicted to the feeling

Getting higher than the ceiling

And we're never gonna want this fucking feeling to end

Just concede & give in to your inner demons again

The crowd went wild as money was flying towards the stage. Later, Blitzø was outside of the club with Valentino.

"Well, I better be going now, I don't wanna stay out too late since I'm a father." Blitzø said

"I understand, I admire you for thinking of your daughter." Valentino smiled "I hope you come back again soon

"I will." Blitzø as he turned his back

"Blitzø?" Valentina said

"Yeah?" Blitzø looked at her

"Don't I get a kiss goodbye?" Valentina said with a sad look

"Oh uh…sure." Blitzø said as he kissed her passionately "I'll see you later, Val."

"I look forward to it, mi amor." Valentina smiled lovingly

Later, Blitzø arrived at his mansion & entered, then he took off his jacket & hung it on a coat rack. Blitzø sighed before he started singing again

Blitzø

I'm addicted to the sorrow

A hand is placed on his shoulder, Blitzø looks to see Bonez with a concerned look

When the wish ends

Blitzø walks away & goes upstairs

by tomorrow

There's another rush of feeling flowing into my veins

Giving me a dose of love that has reside by the hate

Blitzø is then approached by Loona who is out of bed

I'm addicted

Blitzø picks her up & smiles at her as he enters his room

I'm dependent

Blitzø goes to the mirror, summons Corpse Eater & poses with a cool smile

Looking awesome

The mirror flashes & shows Blitzø in tears as he's surrounded by his enemies & people who judge him & hate him before flashing back to its regular reflection as Blitzø is startled by it which Loona notices

feeling helpless

Blitzø looks at Corpse Eater before hanging him up on the wall & going to bed

& I know that shooting star had saved me right by the bell

Blitzø lies in the bed

Maybe things won't be so terrible inside this new Hell

Loona crawls in the bed & snuggles up against Blitzø which makes him smile

Chapter Text

Spring Unbroken

Blitzø was driving his car with Little Loona in the back seat

"What are we gonna do for Spring Break, daddy?" Loona said

"I don't know, Loona, I hadn't figured it out yet." Blitzø said as he parked & got out

"Why are we at your job?" Loona asked

"Sorry sweetie, Daddy needs a moment to think on things, I'll be back in a second." Blitzø said as he kissed her forehead through the opened car window

Blitzø sat on a bench outside of the building with Corpse Eater on his back

"What are we doing out here? Are we waiting for enemies to strike?" Corpse Eater said in anticipation

"No, Corpse Eater, I'm just here to think on a few things." Blitzø said

"Oh? Are you alright?" Corpse Eater said

"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just starting to adjust to this new life I have now." Blitzø said

"Anything new you learned?" Corpse Eater asked

"Well, I learned that Stolas & Valentino are female, there's also the fact that Octavia is a kid like Loona." Blitzø said

"Any more differences?" Corpse Eater asked

"There is Stolas' wife Stella, she's a lot nicer than the one in my old life & she's racist against low ranked demons." Blitzø said

"You don't say." Corpse Eater said

"As for Valentina, she's also very nice, Valentino from my old life is a piece of shit." Blitzø said

"How so?" Corpse Eater said

"Valentino has a very bad temper & he abuses those who work for him, it's the reason I stopped coming to his club in my old life." Blitzø said "But Valentina, she's kind & very caring towards her employees."

"Seems like things are going your way thanks to that wish you made." Corpse Eater said

"Yeah." Blitzø said as he looked up at his company building "You know, when I was a kid I always wanted to have a big building with a big office & it seems that I'm pretty famous in this new life."

"Yes, & your life is full of love & acceptance just like you wished for." Corpse Eater said

"Yeah, another good thing is that I got my sister Barbie back." Blitzø said "But what about the others &...my Mom."

"I sensed some hesitation when you said that last part." Corpse Eater said

"I'm sorry, you know how my Mom died in that fire I accidentally caused in my old life, but what happened to her in this new life? Is she still alive in this new life or…is she gone like before?" Blitzø said

"We don't know that anomaly yet, but in time you will find out soon enough." Corpse said

"Blitzø!" A voice called out

Blitzø looked & saw Verosika

"Verosika?" Blitzø said as he stood up

"BAAAAAAAAAAABE!" Verosika squealed happily as she tackled him to the ground & kissed him all over his face "Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah! Ooh baby, I missed you so much!"

"Hey! Whatcha doing, what's with you?" Blitzø said confusingly

"Babe, is that any way to greet your fiancé." Verosika said as she showed an engagement ring on her finger

"...F-F-F-F-Fiancé!?" Blitzø wheezed as he noticed that his name on her tattoo wasn't crossed out

"Of course, baby, you proposed to me a while ago." Verosika said

"But but, don't you hate me?" Blitzø said

"What!?" Verosika gasped dramatically "How could you even ask that?!"

"W-well, uhh–" Blitzø said nervously

"Why would I ever hate the love of my life!" Verosika said tearfully

"Whoa, hey hey hey, don't cry, I didn't mean it that way, it was only a joke!" Blitzø panicked

"Really." Verosika sniffed

"Yes." Blitzø nodded

"Oh, hehe, I guess that's kind of funny." Verosika said

"Yeah, It would be more funny if I said that I thought you hated me for stealing your car, run three rings to Wrath & max out your credit card on horse riding." Blitzø said

"Hahahahahahahahaha! That's hilarious!" Verosika laughed

"Shit, that was a close one, it seems like I never broke with Verosika, but what about the others that I broke up with?" Blitzø thought

"Mommy V!" Loona said happily as she ran to Verosika

"Loonie!" Verosika said as she picked her up & spun her around

"I missed you." Loona said

"Aw, Mama V missed you too." Verosika said "Oh that reminds me, I have a big surprise for both of you."

Verosika went to her car & pulled out a 6-year old Hellhound child wearing a black shirt & deep blue jeans along with a bandage over his eye.

"Wait a minute, is that–?" Blitzø said

"Blitzø, meet our new son, Vortex." Verosika said "Say hi, sweetie."

"H-Hi." Vortex said sheepishly

"Vortex!? First it was Loona, then Octavia, & now Vortex?" Blitzø thought shockingly

"Wow, I love him!" Loona said happily as she hugged Vortex

"Baby, aren't you gonna say hi?" Verosika said

"Oh right, uh, hey Vortex, I'm Blitzø the O is silent." Blitzø said

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Blitzø." Vortex said

"There's no need to be formal, you can just call me Blitzø, you don't have to call me Dad if you don't want to." Blitzø assured

"Okay." Vortex said

"So, what are you two doing here at your company?" Verosika asked "Don't tell me, you're working on Spring Break?"

"No no, I was just out here thinking about what we're gonna do, since I haven't thought of that yet." Blitzø said

"No need, because I have the whole week planned." Verosika said as she pulled out a list

"Oh, that's terrific." Blitzø said "So what do we do first? Should we get Vortex some things since he's now a new part of our family?"

"Don't worry, I already got that covered the moment I adopted him." Verosika said "What we're gonna do now is go to the beach which is the first on our list."

"Sounds fun." Blitzø said

Later at the beach, Verosika & Blitzø were sitting on a couple of chairs watching Loona & Vortex playing in the sand

"So Blitzø, have you conquered any more women in your harem?" Verosika smirked

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Blitzø said

"Come on, babe, you know you're allowed to be with as many women as you want." Verosika said

"Are you sure about that?" Blitzø said reluctantly

"Of course, you deserve the best harem." Verosika smiled lovingly "So, who are they?"

"Uhhh…well, there were these two clients I had, Martha & her wife." Blitzø said "I didn't charge them for the hit on the target, next thing you know one thing led to another, but came on to me."

"Oh, That's the first time a client became attracted to you." Verosika said "I saw the turf war you had fought alongside Angel & her friend Cherri against that wannabe Madame Pentious."

"I didn't wanna fight in that turf war, but Pentious got angry all because I called her Sir Pentious by accident, I don't think she'll like me after that." Blitzø said

"Don't worry, hun, she'll come around." Verosika said "Who else?"

"There's Stolas & Stella, we kind of confessed our feelings to each other." Blitzø said

"Oh my gosh, finally!" Verosika said joyfully "It's about time since you three have known each other since childhood."

"Yeah, I was hesitant due to the fact that they're princesses & I'm an imp." Blitzø said

"Well, there's no law about royals not being allowed to be with anyone they love." Verosika said

"Yeah…Hey V, do you know what happened to Vortex's parents?" Blitzø asked

"I do, if they can actually be called parents." Verosika said bitterly

"What do you mean by that?" Blitzø said surprisingly as Verosika sighed

"His parents disowned him all because he didn't win the Hound Show." Verosika said

"What!? You're kidding, right?" Blitzø said shockingly

"No, they called him useless & dropped him off at the Hellhound Shelter." Verosika said "His so-called father is the reason for his eye's condition, the caretaker told me the doctor said he'll be blind in one eye."

"Those bastards, see this is the reason why I hate Hound Shows, parents always grooming their own child for money & fame." Blitzø said angrily

"I agree." Verosika said "After learning what he went through, he reminded me of myself."

"How's that?" Blitzø said

"Well, my mom was the same way as his parents, she would always use me for talent shows until one day she just left me & I was all alone." Verosika said sadly

Blitzø was shocked as he had no idea what Verosika went through growing up.

"V, why didn't you tell me what you went through?" Blitzø thought "Shit, why did I dump her while not knowing that? Why didn't I just return her feelings back then? Okay okay, calm down, Blitzø, at least you're still with her this time & that's more important."

"I just hope I'll be a better parent to Tex than they were." Verosika said

"You already are, V, you have a good heart & a supportive personality, I just know he's gonna grow up to be a strong gentleman." Blitzø said before thinking "Just like he was before."

"Thank you, baby, you're very sweet, I'm so glad I'm yours." Verosika smiled

"Hey, that looks like B & V." A voice said

Blitzø & Verosika looked & saw her gang approaching them

"Hey guys, fancy seeing you all here." Verosika greeted

"I know, no surprise since it is Spring Break after all." Ace said

"Hi Uncles, Hi Aunties." Loona said

"Hi Looney-Tuney, who's your little friend?" Milky said

"This is my new brother, Vortex." Loona said

"Oh, V, we had no idea you & B adopted." Coco said

"Actually, Verosika was the one who adopted him, but no worries, my name's gonna be in the paper & it's official." Blitzø said

"Aw, he's so cute, I can't wait until me & Coco have kids." Apple said "Can Blitzø be our donor, V?"

"Of course." Verosika smiled

"Say what now?" Blitzø said blankly

"Yo V, we found a stage not far ahead, now that you're reunited with B, how about you two sing a duet with each other." Josh said

"Oh, that's a great idea, how about it, hon?" Verosika said

"Yeah, sure babe." Blitzø said

"You're gonna love it, Tex, Daddy's a great singer." Loona said

When Blitzø & Verosika were on stage

"Alright, Springbreakers, y'all ready to party up & make some noise!" Verosika said as the crowd cheered "To start things off, I have my future hubby on stage to sing a duet with me."

"Hey everyone." Blitzø said as he waved to the crowd

"Cue the music." Verosika said

(Nobody Like You by Cymphonique ft. Jacob Latimore)(I don't own this song)

Verosika

Boy, I know you see you look good with me

Just a perfect fit, don't need a receipt

Gotta have you baby, so I can make you my boy

Boyfriend

Blitzø

Girl, I'm sold on you, ain't no returning you

Take the tags off, cause I'm keeping you

Gotta have you baby, so I make you my girl

Girlfriend

Chorus

Swear I never met nobody like you

Blitzø

'Cause you stay on my mind

I ain't never felt this way, girl

Chorus

Swear I never met nobody like you

Verosika

You're all I think about,

Boy you got me like ohh

Oh, I, swear I gotta have you, babe,

you stay on my mind all the time

All the time

Blitzø

No one could ever take your place,

Need you in my life all the time

All the time

Got me girl, got me

Got me girl, got me

Got me girl, got me all the time

Verosika

Got me boy, got me

Got me boy, got me

Got me boy, got me all the time

Blitzø

Girl, I know you see you look good with me

Just a perfect fit, don't need a receipt

Gotta have you baby, so I can make you my girl

Girlfriend

Verosika

Boy I'm sold on you, ain't no returning you

Take the tags off, cause I'm keeping you

You know I want you baby, gotta make you my boyfriend

Chorus

Swear I never met nobody like you

Verosika

You stay on my mind

I ain't never felt this way, boy

Chorus

Swear I never met nobody like you

Blitzø

You're all I think about,

Girl you got me like ohh

Verosika

Oh, I, swear I gotta have you, babe,

you stay on my mind all the time

All the time

Blitzø

No one could ever take your place,

Need you in my life all the time

All the time

Got me girl, got me

Got me girl, got me

Got me girl, got me all the time

Verosika

Got me boy, got me

Got me boy, got me

Got me boy, got me all the time

Blitzø

You got me hypnotized, I never thought that I

Would find a cutie, girl, you know you'll forever be mine

Just take my picture babe,& place it on your heart

You know I'll always be there, even when we miles apart

Verosika

You know I got you babe, I'm here to hold you down

I know you wit' me baby, even when you not around

We got something boo,That's why I'm into you

Ain't no lie, nobody make me feel like you do

Verosika

Oh, I, swear I gotta have you, babe,

you stay on my mind all the time

All the time

Blitzø

No one could ever take your place,

Need you in my life all the time

All the time

Got me girl, got me

Got me girl, got me

Got me girl, got me all the time

Verosika

Got me boy, got me

Got me boy, got me

Got me boy, got me all the time

Blitzø

Got me girl, got me

Got me girl, got me

Got me girl, got me all the time

Verosika

Got me boy, got me

Got me boy, got me

Got me boy, got me all the time

The crowd cheered as Verosika kissed Blitzø which surprised him but returned the kiss. For the rest of Spring Break, they did the other things that were on Verosika's list which Blitzø had fun with her & the kids. He also got to know Vortex better & put his name in the paper making him officially part of his family. At night, when Blitzø was tucking Vortex in bed, he noticed the sad expression on his face

"You okay, Tex?" Blitzø asked

"I'm fine." Vortex sighed

"You thinking about your old family?" Blitzø said

"I tried my best at the hound show, but why didn't they want me anymore, am I…am I not good enough?" Vortex said

"No, Vortex, you are good enough, they just didn't see what a great kid you are & I'm talking about your personality." Blitzø said

"You think so?" Vortex said

"I KNOW so, you don't have to be what they want you to be, you can be what YOU want to be & your mama & I will support you all the way no matter what happens." Blitzø said

"You promise?" Vortex said hopefully

"Promise." Blitzø nodded "Anything on your mind?"

"I'm still upset about my eye, I wish there was a way to get its sight back." Vortex said

"Well tell you what, I'll see if I can try to find a way to get your left eyesight healed, until then it's gonna take a little getting used to seeing in one eye, okay buddy?" Blitzø said

"Okay." Vortex said

"Alright, love you, Tex." Blitzø said as he hugged him

"Love you too, papa." Vortex smiled

After tucking in the kids, Blitzø went down to the living room where he saw Verosika sitting on the couch

"Baby, can you sit next to me, I wanna talk to you about something." Verosika said

"Okay." Blitzø said as he sat next to her

"Blitzø, Stolas told me what you talked about with her & Stella, have you been feeling alright?" Verosika said

"What? No, everything's fine." Blitzø said

"Are you sure, you can always talk to me about it." Verosika said "Are you feeling lonely? I mean know I've been on tour for a couple of months, but I thought you would be alright with Loona, Bonez, & the maids keeping you company at home."

"No no no no, it's okay, Loona & I have been doing great while you were away, it's just that…" Blitzø said before he said "Verosika, while you were on tour…was there anyone else?"

"Blitzø, how can you even ask that?" Verosika said shockingly "There were a couple of guys who tried to make a move on me but I always rejected them, plus I have bodyguards & I know how to defend myself. Why would you think I would become unfaithful?"

"I'm sorry I just…I don't wanna lose you." Blitzø said sadly before thinking "Not again."

"How could you ever lose me?" Verosika said as she took his hand

"I'm afraid of screwing things up, I don't wanna hurt you even though it's not my intention, I'm scared that…I'm scared that you'll end up hating me." Blitzø said tearfully

"Oh Blitzø, I could never hate you for something you don't intend to do." Verosika said as she lift up her hand "You see this ring, this means that I'm yours forever, not a day goes by that I don't think & care about you. I know you'll never have an intention of hurting me because you're not like that, if you hurt me unintentionally, I will never stop loving you. You mean everything to me & I'm grateful everyday to have met you. & I can't wait to spend my life together with the man I love."

"...Thank you…it's just been hard to trust that, I just…I love you so much, Verosika." Blitzø said as he hugged her

"I love you too, Blitzø." Verosika smiled lovingly "Tell you what, how about you meet me in the bedroom in 5 minutes."

"Alright." Blitzø said

5 minutes later, Blitzø went up to his bedroom & saw Verosika laying in bed on her side while wearing a hot pink bra & panties with garterbelt & stockings

"What do you think, sweetie?" Verosika said

"You're still as lovely as ever." Blitzø smiled as he pulled her hair back & caressed her cheek

"Hehe, come here & love me, you dork." Verosika giggled while blushing

Blitzø kissed her passionately as she wrapped her arms & legs around him followed by a session of lovemaking.

Chapter Text

CHERUB

It's been a little while since Verosika came back home with Vortex, Blitzø walking through a forest in the living world thinking about how to get Vortex's other eye healed

"How am I gonna get Tex's left eyesight back to normal? Maybe I should go to Charlie or Lucifer? Nah, I doubt they have the ability to heal blindness, although they are half-Angel but even their powers have limits." Blitzø said "The only beings who is able to heal blindness are Jesus & God, if only there's someone I know who has connections to them."

"Well, another soul was saved successfully." A voice said

"Wait, that voice, is that?" Blitzø said

Blitzø peeked from the bushed & saw 3 familiar faces

"The Cherubs, that's it, they have connections to Heaven, & If they are connected to Heaven then that means they have connections to God." Blitzø said before realizing "But wait, the last time I saw them, they got kicked out of Heaven because of us, not to mention they hate me & my kind. But I gotta do this for Tex, so here goes nothing."

Blitzø turned off his human disguised & revealed himself to the Cherubs, when they saw him they gasped shockingly

"Uh, hey guys." Blitzø greeted nervously

"OH MY GOSH!" The Cherubs beamed as they latched onto Blitzø

"I can't believe it, this is the first time meeting a real demon." Cletus said

"Finally!" Collin said

"His skin is so soft & smooth!" Keenie said

"Uhh…what just happened?" Blitzø said confusingly

"Our apologies, fellow demon, I'm Collin & this is Keenie & Cletus." Collin said

"Shall we know the name of the demon we just met?" Keenie said

"Uhhh, Blitzø." Blitzø said blankly

"Well, it's nice to meet you, Blitzø." Cletus shook his hand

"Excuse me, but why are you guys glad to see me?" Blitzø said

"Well, we're actually looking for a demon to help us with our project." Collin said

"What project?" Blitzø said

"Well, we assume you know of the Extermination, right?" Cletus asked

"Yeah." Blitzø said

"Well, we just find the whole idea of it just barbaric." Keenie said

"What else is new?" Blitzø rolled his eyes

"Anyway, we're working on a way to stop the Extermination forever." Collin said

"How the hell are you gonna do that?" Blitzø said

"By bringing peace between Heaven & Hell." Cletus said as he wrapped his arm around his shoulder "It is our dream to have all angels, demons, sinners, & winners to make peace with each other & live in harmony."

"Uh-huh, keep talking." Blitzø said blankly

"But first in order to start our project we need a demon who would be willing to work with us." Collin said "We would have gone down there to Hell, but you know how the atmosphere is."

"No shit, my kind doesn't likely take your kind." Blitzø said

"Mr. Blitzø, do you think you can help us with this project of ours, it would mean the world to us." Keenie said

"Hmm…" Blitzø said "Alright, I actually have an idea on who can actually help you with this idea of yours, but I'm gonna need something in return."

"Anything." Keenie said

"You see, I have a kid & he's blind in one eye, so I was hoping you could go to your Leader & ask Him to heal it." Blitzø said

"Say no more, Blitzø, we got you covered." Cletus said

Thank you, so I assume you are familiar with Lucifer's daughter Charlie Morningstar." Blitzø said

"Yes, we are." Cletus said

"Well, like you, she has a passion project that's quite similar to yours, she's aiming to get sinners redeemed into Heaven in order to stop the Extermination." Blitzø said

"Can you take us to her?" Collin said

"Yeah sure." Blitzø said as he touched his ring which summoned a portal to Hell. "Come with me."

Blitzø led the Cherubs to the Hazbin Hotel

"Charlie, I have a present for you." Blitzø said

"Oh? What is it?" Charlie said interestingly

"Charlie, meet the Cherubs all the way from Heaven, I encountered them back in the living world." Blitzø said "They have a dream that is similar to yours, so I thought I would bring them here to help you in your redemption project."

"Really!?" Charlie said excitedly

"That's right, your highness, once both of us merge our projects together, we'll be able to stop the Extermination from happening ever again." Cletus said

"Oh my gosh, Blitzø, thank you so much!" Charlie said as she embraced him with a kiss on the lips "MWAH!"

"Uhh…you're welcome." Blitzø said in a daze

"Come on, you three, we have much to talk about." Charlie said as she left with the Cherubs

"Um, excuse me?" Pentious said apprehensively

"Huh, oh, Madame Pentious." Blitzø said

"Hello, Blitzø, I just want to apologize for having my minions attack you out of my anger, it was very unladylike of me." Pentious apologized shamefully

"Oh, it's fine, I'm sorry for calling you Sir Pentious, it just slipped out like that." Blitzø said

"I understand, I really don't want us to be enemies because of a simple mishap." Pentious said

"No no no, we're not gonna be enemies at all, maybe you can work for me at my company." Blitzø said as he gave her his business card

"Thank you, I would like that." Pentious smiled gratefully

"Hey, I should ask you, don't you have those little egg minion things?" Blitzø said

"You mean my Egg Bois? Yes, I have them, but I don't use them for battle, they're my children & I don't want them exposed to hazardous areas." Pentious said

"Oh, well you make a great mom, I have two kids of my own & I would do that too." Blitzø smiled

"Thank you." Pentious blushed

"Well, I should be heading back to work, if you see Cherri & Angel again, tell them they can also work for IMP, I'm gonna need the extra help." Blitzø said

"As you wish." Pentious said

Later after work, Blitzø came back home

"Honey! Honey!" Verosika rushed excitedly

"Verosika, what is it?" Blitzø said

"It's Vortex's eye, it's all healed up!" Verosika said

"Oh, that's terrific!" Blitzø said happily

"Did you have something to do with it?" Verosika said

"As a matter of fact, I did." Blitzø said

"How'd you do it?" Verosika said curiously

"Let's just say I made some friends from the other side." Blitzø smirked. "Also, I met up with Madam Pentious & she apologized for the whole thing."

"I told you she'd come around." Verosika smiled

"Papa, Papa, I can see again!" Vortex said excitedly

"I know that, kiddo, I arranged it." Blitzø smiled

"You did?" Vortex said

"Yep, I told you I was gonna find a way to fix your eye, & I tend to keep my promises." Blitzø said

"Thank you, Papa." Vortex smiled

Chapter Text

Harvest Moon Wedding

Blitzø was in his office until Millie entered

"Sir, could I have a moment, sugar?" Millie said

"Yeah, sure." Blitzø said

"You know the Harvest Moon Festival is coming up tomorrow, so I thought maybe we all could have a day off." Millie said "You can take Barbie, Verosika & the kids with you, also Stolas & her family will be there."

"Hmm, well I guess it wouldn't hurt, I'm sure Loons & Tex will have a blast & a half." Blitzø said "Okay, count me in."

"Great!" Millie said happily as she left

"Let's see how different things are with Millie's Family." Blitzø thought

The next morning, they arrived at Rough N' Tumbleweed Ranch where they saw their parents

"Hi Mama, Hi Papa." Millie said as she hugged her parents

"Hey there, Mills, how's my deadly pumpkin spice doing?" Joe smiled

"I'm good, thank you for letting us stay here for the time being." Millie said

"It's no trouble, baby, we couldn't just let y'all stay at a ratty ass hotel, we're family." Lin said motherly

"Thanks Ma." Millie said touchingly

"Hm, guess they don't judge her for being a past freelancer." Blitzø thought

"Y'all remember my wife, Moxxie." Millie said

"Hi Lin, Joe." Moxxie said

"Moxx, there's our favorite daughter-in-law." Joe said cheerfully as he hugged Moxxie, much to Blitzø's shock & surprised

"You're looking beautiful as ever, darling." Lin said

"Aw, thank you." Moxxie smiled as she blushed

"They like her!?" Blitzø thought shockingly as Lin noticed him & gasped

"Oh my stars! Is that who I think it is!" Lin said excitedly

"Well, if it ain't Blitzø, haven't seen ya since the wedding." Joe said happily as he shook Blitzø's hand "& I see you brought Verosika."

"Hi guys, it's good to see both of you are in good health." Verosika smiled

"So that means I already met them, & it was at Moxxie & Millie's wedding." Blitzø thought

"Hi Millie's Mom & Dad." Loona said

"Loona, I definitely remember you." Lin said "& who's this next to you."

"This is our newly adopted son, Vortex." Verosika said "Say hi, honey."

"Uh, Hi?" Vortex said sheepishly

"Aw, you're such a bashful little thing." Lin said adoringly

"How are you, Barb?' Joe said

"Doing great, first time I've been in one of these Harvest Celebrations." Barbie said

"Great, cause you're gonna love it." Joe smiled

"Will we be able to see the farm animals here?" Loona asked

"Mm-hm, if you're good kids & help us around the ranch, we can." Joe said

"Yay!" Loona cheered

"Blitzø, you hadn't said a word, you alright?" Joe asked

"Huh? Oh yeah, I was just thinking about some things, it's nice to see you two again." Blitzø said "I can never forget the sperm & egg factory who raised this beautiful gem, I said it once & I'll say it again, you two raised a sturdy babe."

"Hihihi!" Millie giggled as she blushes

"Hehehehehe, classic funny Blitzø." Joe chuckled "How's Fizzarolli doing?"

"Oh, uh, Fizz is good." Blitzø said

"That's great to hear, our girls were dying to know when you would come for a visit." Lin smiled

"Well, I'm here now." Blitzø said before thinking "Girls, huh, I guess Millie's brothers are now her sisters."

"Also, you should meet our newest help." Joe said "Hey, Striker!"

Blitzø looked & saw a female version of Striker approaching them with her horse

"Okay, now you gotta be fucking with me." Blitzø deadpanned in thought

"Well, howdy, oh looky here." Striker said as she got off her horse "You must be the famous Mildred, heard some good things about you."

"Oh brother?" Blitzø muttered as he rolled his eyes which Striker noticed

"Blitzø, is that you?" Striker said

"It ain't the freaking pope." Blitzø said sarcastically before realizing "Wait, did she just say that like she knew me?"

"Damn, I knew it was you, long time no see." Striker said enthusiastically

"Yep, it's only been a little while since we last saw each other " Barbie said

"I know, but it feels like forever." Striker

"Sir, you know Striker?" Millie surprisingly

"You kidding, we knew each other since we were implings, these two are the closest I have for siblings." Striker said

"Yep, those were definitely good times." Blitzø said

"Auntie Striker!" Loona ran happily to Striker

"Hey, there's my little Moon Shine!" Striker said as picked Loona up & tossed her up in the air

"This is my new brother, Vortex." Loona said

"Vortex, huh? Since that's your name, I'm gonna call you my little Heat Wave." Striker smiled as he pet Vortex's head

"Shucks." Vortex blushed bashfully

"I'm glad you're here, because I'm getting married here at the Harvest Moon Festival." Striker said

"Oh, congratulations." Barbie said enthusiastically

"Oh really, who's the lucky guy or girl?" Blitzø said

"Hahaha, you already know him, Blitzø." Striker chuckled

"Oh darling!" A voice said

"Speak of the devil." Striker said

Blitzø looked & saw a male bird demon with white feathers, turquoise eyes, turquoise beak, & periwinkle hair wearing a bright blue fur coat, a long white dress & a turquoise crown.

"Andrealphus." Striker said

"Isn't it gonna be exciting that we're tying the knot under the harvest moon?" Andrealphus said

"Yep, I dreamt about it since I was a little girl." Striker said as Andrealphus noticed Blitzø

"Do my eyes deceive me?" Andrealphus gasped "Blitzø, my dear friend, I hadn't seen you in a while, I heard that you confessed to my dear sister Stella & lovely sister-in-law Stolas. About time, if I say so myself, my darling niece Octavia has been wishing for a father, you know."

"Yeah, I'm aware of that?" Blitzø said nervously before thinking "So that's Stella's brother, & he's engaged to Striker. This is really fucking up my mind, I mean Striker hates Demon Royalty."

"Hi, Mr. Andre." Loona said

"Why hello, Loona, how've you been, little pup." Andrealphus said before noticing Vortex "I beg your pardon, but have I seen you somewhere before?"

"Me?" Vortex said

"Yes, what is your name?" Andrealphus said

"Vortex." Vortex said

"Vortex…Vortex…" Andrealphus wondered "Ooh yes, you're one of the contestants from the Hound Show, I must say that was a spectacular performance you put on."

"Really?" Vortex said surprisingly

"Of course, what are you doing here in Wrath, is he with you, Loona?" Andrealphus said

"Yes, he's my new brother." Andrealphus said

"New brother?" Andrealphus said surprisingly "What? How? Doesn't he already have a family, at least that's what I know from the Hound Show."

"Those people are not his parents!" Verosika scowled angrily

"Calm down, babe, it's alright." Blitzø said "Sorry Andre, but those two donors dumped him off at the orphanage due to not winning, they even went as far as to hurt him emotionally & physically."

"They WHAT!?" Andrealphus said angrily as his tail feathers spread out while ice formed around him "Why those mangy mongrels, I will have their heads for that!".

"Blitzø, if you manage to encounter them, let us know." Striker narrowed her eyes.

"I will, but I doubt we'll see them." Blitzø said

"Good." Andrealphus said as he picked up Vortex "I'm dreadfully sorry, my boy, but here's a little advice from old uncle Andrealphus; When in a competition, don't forget to have fun while playing."

"Have fun?" Vortex said

"That's more important about competitions, that is if you ever decide on your own, remember to have fun since your so-called parents are out of the picture." Andrealphus said

"Hmmm, okay." Vortex said

"Speaking of competition, are you gonna be ready for the Pain Games, Millie?" Lin said

"You bet I am." Millie smiled in determination

"Are you sure that's a good idea?" Blitzø asked

"Whatever do you mean by that, sugar?" Lin said

"I don't know, I was just wondering if the competition would end in 15 separate funerals if Millie competed." Blitzø said

"Hahahahahahaha! 15 separate—Ahahahahahaha!" Joe laughed along with his wife. "I tell you what, you still got your funny side."

"Mm-hm, he's always had that since we were children." Andrealphus chuckled

"Come on, Blitzø, it's not like I get carried away with my wrath side, Mama & Daddy taught me well to not let that cloud my thinking." Millie smiled

"You're right, I was just messing around, hehehehe!" Blitzø chuckled nervously

"Anyway, Striker & I would love to stay here & chat, but we have a dinner rehearsal to attend." Andrealphus said as he created an ice horse "It was nice seeing you again, Blitzø, we'll surely be seeing you at the wedding tomorrow."

"Count on it." Blitzø said

"By the way, Barb, would you be my Maid of Honor." Striker said

"Hell yeah, I love to." Barbie said

"Hey, what about me?" Blitzø said offendedly

"Well, we decided to have you be one of my Groomsmen, I would have you as my Best Man, but I decided to let my best friend Vassago have that title." Andrealphus said

"Vassago? I haven't seen that guy in a long time." Barbie said

"But we don't have anything fancy to wear." Blitzø said

"No worries, we have everything you need to wear for the ceremony." Andrealphus assured

"Well, we best be off now, see you tomorrow." Striker said as she Andrealphus rode off

"Speaking of dinner, I know y'all must be starving after the long journey." Joe said

"Also Blitzø, the rest of our girls are just dying to see you again." Lin said

"The rest of…your…girls?" Blitzø froze

"Hey! Sallie May, Cécilia, Opal, Theresa, Xianna! Blitzø is here!" Joe shouted

"Blitzø!" Voices squealed

Blitzø looked & saw Sallie May & four other girls who he recognized as the locals from the previous Harvest Moon Festival. Cécilia was the one of Striker's fans who he kicked away, Xianna & Theresa were the ones who had attacked Cécilia, & Opal was one of the women who watched the Pain Games & Blitzø remembered she had a daughter. Blitzø was then tackled by Millie's sisters & was consumed in a cloud of dust with hearts floating around

"Hey! What are you doing!? Get off of him!" Millie demanded in jealousy

"Come on, Mills, it ain't fair that you & your cupcake wife get to have him all to yourselves." Sallie May smirked tauntingly

"Alright girls, settle down, give him some air." Lin said

"Yes, Ma." The sisters said in unison

"You alright, Blitzø?" Joe said as he helped him up

"Oh yeah, don't worry about it, this always happens to me." Blitzø said tiredly as he had lipstick marks on his face

Later, Blitzø, Verosika, Barbie, & the kids were helping Millie's family around the ranch. Millie's sisters were trying to seduce him by tripping themselves just for Blitzø to catch them or bending down to pick up something just to show off their asses to him which made him fluster. Seeing this made Millie angry & jealous with fire in her eyes

Tomorrow was the Harvest Moon Pain Games, Blitzø decided to sit this one out since he had already competed in the last game. As he watched, he saw the rivalry between Millie & her sisters, it was almost as if they were fighting over him.

"Now, you listen here, sisters, y'all better stay away from Blitzø, he's mine & my wife's." Millie said viciously

"Oh? & Why would we wanna do that, Mills?" Sallie May smirked

"Yeah, it wasn't fair that you were the first out of us, to meet such a handsome man with a great personality." Cécilia said

"You know, I heard he's allowed to have a harem, so why can't we join in on the love?" Theresa said

"Besides, my daughter needs a father in her life, & Blitzø is perfect for that role since he has two adoptive kids that he takes great care of." Opal said

"Also, have you & Moxxie even slept with him yet?" Xianna said

"W-well…I…umm." Millie stammered

"Oh, that's a no, guess that means we get dibs on him, we're willing to see how good he is in bed." Sallie said

"Hey, whoever is sleeping with him is me & my wife!" Millie said angrily

"We'll see about that." Sallie May said

Later, after the games were over, the wedding ceremony began after Stolas revealed the Harvest Moon, Striker was wearing a an white long sleeve wedding dress with tassels on the sleeves & a white cowboy hat while Andrealphus was wearing a blue tuxedo. Behind Andrealphus was Vassago the best man & the groomsmen Blitzø, Sitri, & Fillmore who is a friend of Stella & Andrealphus. Behind Striker was Barbie Wire the maid of honor, Stella, Sallie May, & Vanessa who is Fillmore's wife.

"Dearly beloved." Stolas said acting as the minister "We are gathered here today to bring this Goetia & this Imp in matrimony, not only will this be a beginning of two lives together, this will be a beginning of a new Era. Although they may be in different ranks, deep down they are still demons just the same. Before we begin, would you like to say your vows?"

"Ladies first?" Andrealphus said

"Before we met, I barely had anything & I used to think your kind was pretty snobbish & egotistical no offense to any Goetia who's attending or watching this. But when I met you, you proved me wrong, you're loyal, you look out for your sister & the rest of your family & friends. You're very helpful to others who deserve it even when they're below your rank, & that's what makes you admirable & I admire you very much. So I vow to work alongside you, stand by you, fight beside you, & love you everyday."

"Andrealphus, would you like to say your vows?" Stolas asked

"Indeed, when I was a child, I used to think my lavish everyday life was quite boring, but that was until we found each other. Ever since that day, you have made my life more exciting. The things I love about you are your courage, your tough adventurous personality, & your daring mindset. Now that we're getting married, I can't wait to have more exciting adventures with the person I truly love. So I vow to also fight beside you, be there for you, & help you when you're in need of it." Andrealphus said

"Now that the couple have said their vows, it's time for the crowning." Stolas said

An imp servant presented a golden crown with fire rubies on a pillow. Stolas took the crown as Striker took off her hat.

"Ladies & Gentlemen, I present thee, Striker, the new Marchioness of Hell." Stolas said as everyone bowed down

"It suits you.." Andrealphus smiled

"Andrealphus, do you take Striker to be your lawfully wedded wife from this day forward - to have and to hold, in good times and bad, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health; will you love, honor, & cherish her for as long as you both shall live?" Stolas said

"I do." Andrealphus said

"Striker, do you take Andrealphus to be your lawfully wedded husband, from this day forward - to have and to hold, in good times and bad, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, will you love, honor, & cherish her or as long as you both shall live?" Stolas said

"I do." Striker said

"Now, you may exchange rings & say your final vows." Stolas said

"With this ring, I thee wed, & I promise to love, honor, & cherish you, in good times & bad, for richer or poorer, in sickness & health, until death do us part." Striker & Andrealphus said

"Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband & wife, Marquis & Marchioness." Stolas said as the newly wedded couple kissed & everyone cheered

After the wedding, there was a reception where people ate & danced, when it was over the couple rode off on their horses to their honeymoon. Later when they got back to the ranch, Blitzø just got down tucking in the kids when Joe & Lin called him to the living room

"You folks wanted to see me?" Blitzø said

"Yep, we did, we wanna have an important talk with you about you & our daughter Millie?" Joe said

"Yes?" Blitzø said

"Blitzø, do you love our Millie?" Lin said

"I do, she's like my best friend, more than that, she's family." Blitzø said

"But do you love her?" Lin said

"Well…to be honest, I did have feelings for her ever since she started working for me." Blitzø said

"We're surprised you weren't the one who married her instead of Moxxie, not that we have anything against her." Joe said

"You know, Millie trusts you & she speaks very highly of you, she also cares about you very much." Lin said

"I know, I do too, & I would never do anything to hurt, she's one of the best things that's ever happened to me & she means so much." Blitzø said "I just don't know what I would do without her."

"We're sure she feels the same way about you, Blitzø, you inspired her so much while she was working for you & you gave her everything." Lin said "It wouldn't surprise us that she also has feelings for you, the good thing is that her marriage with Moxxie is open."

"Promise us you'll keep watching over her for us." Joe said

"Oh, I will, you guys, you don't have to worry about anything." Blitzø assured