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PenelopeEckhart created the group Chaos Crew
PenelopeEckhart added IvonneEckhart, CallistoRegulus, ReynoldEckhart, WinterVerdandi, ThaliaVerdandi, DerrickEckhart and Daphne to ChaosCrew
ReynoldEckhart: What fuck is this?
PenelopeEckhart: It’s a group chat
ReynoldEckhart: I know it’s a group chat! But why the fuck is it named Chaos Crew? And why the fucking hell is the bastard crown prince and the old magician here?!
IvonneEckhart: Brother Reynold be nice to them!
ReynoldEckhart: There’s no way in hell I’ll be nice to the two guys dating my sisters!
CallistoRegulus: My my lord Reynold. Did you actually wake up on the wrong side of the bed today? You seem to be more fucking annoying than usual.
ReynoldEckhart: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!
IvonneEckhart: Please don’t fight you two!
Daphne: No keep going. Its good to see Lord Reynold being bullied.
ReynoldEckhart: WHY THE HELL IS DAPHNE HERE?!
Daphne: That’s Lady Daphne to you you manchild!
ReynoldEckhart: Who the fuck are you calling a manchild?!
PenelopeEckhart: Alright thats enough! I didn’t created this group chat to watch Reynold pick a fight with everyone!
CallistoRegulus: You already deal with him enough at home. Don’t you princess?
PenelopeEckhart: Yes I do.
ReynoldEckhart: You!
PenelopeEckhart: Why is everyone’s name so boring?
CallistoRegulus changed PenelopeEckhart’s name to MyPrincess
CallistoRegulus changed his name to MyPrince
MyPrince: Now they’re not boring.
MyPrincess: Not what I meant but it’s a start.
IvonneEckhart: Me next!
WinterVerdandi changed IvonneEckhart’s name to Yvee
WinterVerdandi changed his name to Vee.
Vee: There we match now.
Yvee: Aww! Thank you Cupcake!
Vee: Of course Dumpling. 💜
ReynoldEckhart: Gross! Get a room you two!
Daphne: You’re just jealous because you’re single!
ReynoldEckhart: I am not jealous!
Daphne changed ReynoldEckhart’s name to Thing1
Thing1: Wha! Hey! I am not a fucking Thing!
MyPrince: Yes you are.
Daphne: See? Even the Crown Prince agrees.
Thing1 changed Daphne’s name to Thing2
Thing1: There! Now we’re both fucking Things!
Thing2: You’re going to regret that!
MyPrince: With his tiny brain I’m sure he’ll forget about it. Then you can have your revenge.
Thing2: Good idea.
Vee: Anyways Penelope why did you create this group chat to begin with?
MyPrincess: So we could have a place to secretly talk to each other.
Yvee: Also we want more blackmail on Derrick and Reynold.
Thing1: Wha! Hey! Don’t you two have enough blackmail on me?!
MyPrincess: No
Yvee: Not really.
Thing2: I have plenty blackmail on Reynold. I’m happy to share it with you two.
Thing1: Don’t you dare Daphne!
Thing2: Oh I do dare Lord Reynold.
MyPrincess: Daphne private message me with the black mail.
Yvee: Me too please!
Thing2: Of course Penny and Ivonne.
Thing1: Daphne no!
MyPrincess: Daphne yes!
MyPrince changed the group name to Idiots Except Penelope
Yvee: Excuse you?!
MyPrincess: Callisto!
Thing2: Rude!
Thing1 kicked MyPrince out of the group
Thing1 changed the group name to Chaos Crew
MyPrincess: Reynold!
Thing1: What? He deserved it!
MyPrincess added MyPrince to the group
MyPrincess: No one kicks anyone out!
DerrickEckhart: What is this?
Yvee: Big brother Derrick!
MyPrince: I was wondering when the better Eckhart brother would show up.
Thing1: You!
DerrickEckhart: Actually its Thalia. Derricks sleeping.
*inserts photo of Derrick sleeping on Thalias shoulder*
Vee: Why do you have his phone Thalia?
DerrickEckhart: Derrick trusts me to look around in it.
MyPrincess: Does he have social media?
Yvee: Can you snoop into his photos?
DerrickEckhart: Now I see why Derrick doesn’t allow you two to touch his phone
Yvee: It’s because we don’t know his password!
MyPrincess: Ivonne is right! And he refuses to tell us!
Thing1: You two break into my phone all the time! Of course he doesn’t let you both know his passcord!
MyPrincess: At least Derrick’s password isn’t COOKIES!
Thing1: You take that back!
MyPrince: Interesting… 😈
MyPrincess: Callisto no!
MyPrince: Callisto yes princess!
DerrickEckhart: Aswwwxes!
Vee: Thalia?
Thing2: Are you okay?
ThaliaVerdandi: Derrick woke up and started tickling me.
DerrickEckhart: Because a certain someone was laughing and shaking her shoulders.
DerrickEckhart: Wait a minute! Thalia take that photo down immediately!
ThaliaVerdandi: But Derrick you look so adorable sleeping on my shoulder!
DerrickEckhart: I didn’t want my siblings to see me like that!
MyPrincess: Already screenshotted and saved.
Yvee: Me too.
Thing1: Me three.
DerrickEckhart: I hate you all.
ThaliaVerdandi: I’m sorry love.
DerrickEckhart: You’re forgiven dear. But the Three Terrors aren’t!
MyPrince: Three Terrors?
ThaliaVerdandi: That’s his nickname for them.
MyPrincess: But he loves us anyways.
DerrickEckhart: Unfortunately I do. Thalia however is my moon and stars.
ThaliaVerdandi: Aww. How sweet of you dear. You’re my knight in shining armor. 💜
Yvee: Aww! You two are so sweet!
Thing1: More like gross!
Thing2: Again you’re just jealous.
Thing1: Hey! You’re single too!
ThaliaVerdandi: He’s not wrong Daphne.
Thing2: I like being on my own!
Thing1: And so do I!
DerrickEckhart: They’re hopeless aren’t they?
Vee: Yes they are.