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    You are living the ultimate cliche, the worst romance novel plotline you could never bring yourself to write.

    You are a master of minding your own business. Your insurance company has an estimate for your burned-down house, you have a new collection of tea to go through, and you are blissfully plinking away at your novel. The only reasons you have to leave your hotel room are food and to walk your dog.

    If only it wasn't for this loud-mouthed rapper who seems to determined to never give you a moment's peace.

    Language:
    English
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