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Random CoD head canons
This isn’t something I would normally think of writing, but I felt like I just had to do this, so let’s just hop right in .
For some reason I think that Horangi is kinda like your stereotypical Korean mother. By that I mean, he’s decently, strict & cooks bomb food. Sadly, barely anyone in the base, got to experience his divine cooking, other than König for obvious reasons.
Another random thing is I think that Soap would go cross eyed when he gets railed by Ghost. He would also probably like getting his hair pulled & what not. He likes it rough.
Ghost is a BIG cat person but has a dog anyway because he probably grew up with one or two but if he sees a cat he’s going to be unavailable for at least an hour. His favourite breed is siamese & rag doll cat’s.
König is the type of guy that would refuse to eat something because it has pink on it. His favourite colours are probably like maroon & pine green. Every time someone asks what his favourite colour is, he specifies the shade as well. He isn’t insecure about his height but if you talk about it that’s all he’s thinking about for the next hour.
Roach is definitely a picky eater & will NOT eat his food if it touches or even just got to close to something else. He’s both a germaphobe & that one kid that used to eat ants on the playground. He randomly looses a fuck ton of weight then regains it two days later. I like to think he’s extremely flexible.
Alejandro calls Rudy his male wife & Rudy calls him big guy. They usually aren’t very touchy with each other but randomly they need comfort & just snuggle up so close they’re basically sitting in each other’s laps.
Gaz called Price dad on accident once & now Price randomly cries about it wishing it was on purpose. Soap will tease Gaz about almost anything but his favourite is just say helicopter for no reason what so ever.