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The Fantasmorgasmical Jumpchain Adventure of Alexander Blake

Summary:

Alexander Blake was picked up by his very own Jump-chan and had been given the opertunity to jump through the omniverse in search of adventure. Fixing problems, building worlds, finding love and being crazy. Planned Jumps: Danny Phantom. Steven Universe. Chronicle 2012. (more to be added.)

Notes:

Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom, Luigi's Mansion or any other fictional works mentioned in this fiction. Nor do I own any characters from such shows. I lay claim only to my original characters and the waking nightmare that is the plot of the story.

I'm trying to spread myself around so this will be cross posted on FF and other places.
Also availible on my pat-to-the-ron. Currently only one chapter ahead but that should increase.
Dont fret though as it will all eventually be made public - I got you.
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Chapter 1: Chapter One

Chapter Text

The Fantasmorgasmical Jumpchain Adventure of Alexander Blake

 

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Chapter 1

"It was a dark and stormy night."

Alexander woke at the sound of the childish voice, looking up from where he laid on a warm solid surface

Alex meet a pair of faintly glowing golden eyes.

"What?"

"That's how stories are supposed to start, right?" The voice replied.

A voice that Alex quickly determined belonged to the owner of the eyes which, as Alex became more awake,
were part of a face staring down at him. A pretty face actually. Heart-shaped, with a small nose and thin, dark purple lips that were parted in a wide smile revealing sharp white teeth. She, and it was definitely a feminine face, had dark black hair that fell to her shoulders in messy waves. But most importantly was that she was beautiful in an unsettling, alien sort of way. Not quite human. Human adjacent?

"Who?" Alex squinted in confusion, he didn't remember seeing this woman before and he was fairly sure he would have remembered.

"AH! Yes, names! Those ARE important, aren't they?" She backed away from where she had been leaning over him allowing Alex to get a full look at her. She was lithe and petite and could have looked anywhere from a developed twelve-year-old to a baby-faced twenty-something if it wasn't for the eeriness that hung about her in an unsettling way that said she was no child.

"I," She twirled for dramatic effect before pinching the hem of her short black dress and crossing her legs in a graceful curtsy, "am SERAPHINA."

The way she said the name was more than just the words, it echoed with images of fire and dancing, it carried notes of rose, pine and blood.

"Seraphina?" he queried.

She squinted at him and tilted her head to the side. "That's no quite it but I'm sure that's the best you can do."

Right. Alex thought to himself. Hot crazy Fae chick in my room. I must be dreaming.

"We're not in your room and you're not dreaming." Seraphina said.

Did she just? Alex started thinking.

"Read your mind?" The girl's eyes shone brighter. "Oh yes, I can hear your thoughts over the sound of the hamster wheel."

It was then that the other thing the strange woman said registered. Alex sat up and looked around. He was not in his room. In fact, Alex couldn't say where he was. Stars. The room was made up of stars and darkness. Though he could feel a warm and solid surface underneath him, it looked as if he lay on nothing, just an inky void punctuated by an infinite number of bright lights that drifted ever so slowly around him in a pattern that he could not decern. It was at the same time that he noted that he was also quite naked. Alex sat up and crossed he legs to conceal himself as best he could.

"I should be freaking out about now." He said calmly.

"You would be but I've suppressed your emotions for this first meeting!" The girl said happily. She pulled a small red leather-bound book from somewhere and flipped a few pages in. "Suggestions for first contacts with a Jumper are to limit emotional responses to avoid existential crises."

"That's interesting." Alex muttered, "Jumper?"

"That would be you."

"No, I mean, what is a Jumper?"

"Oh, yes, well, ahem." She checked that book again and started reading aloud: "Congratulations, you have been chosen by a Random Omnipotent Being — That's me! — to test yourself against a series of worlds and realities so as to…" she flicked a few pages, "yadda yadda yadda, fantastic opportunity, yadda yadda, claim a spark of blah-blah great boons and incredible adventure."

"I feel like you skipped some things there."

"Hmm?" she looked up at him, "oh, don't worry about that." She said, putting the book away, somewhere.

"I feel like I should worry."

"Long story short, you get to travel to other realities and gather fantastic powers and companions. It used to be that we would just pick you up and throw you somewhere random with a few boons but we've noticed this trend called a Jumpchain that's become popular in certain fiction communities and it makes this thing sooooo much more interesting." She said with a grin.

"Actually," she looked thoughtful, "this should help." The strange woman snapped her fingers.

Instantly Alex's mind was filled with the concept of a jumpchains, jumpdocs and points.

"Why?" Alex Asked holding his head at the strange sensation of knowing things without learning them.

"Why what?"

"Why all this? Why me? Why anything?"

"Lots of reasons! Boredom is a big one: we enjoy seeing what people do in situation out of the norm,"

Seraphina noted counting reasons on her fingers. "Balance is another. We have to push the scales on one side or the other for various different reasons. Oh, and the cycle! I'm new so I don't have to think about that for an eternity but there are always those who want to retire. There are like, seven more reasons that would take much too long to explain without first explaining the underlying principles of the omniverse but just know that this is an important process that needs to happen occasionally."

Alex stared at her trying to wrap his mind around what she had said.

"And me?"

"I picked you!"

"Why did you pick me."

"Because you dreamt of more at the right time!" She gave a grin and a thumbs up.

"Wait, so because I was fantasising about an escapist adventure because my life was boring-"

"Yep! You're not special."

"Thanks?"

"You're welcome."

"OK. Well then, just to confirm everything. I get to design a new body for myself, then enter a series of worlds for a minimum of ten years- "

"That's right. Though I've changed it up some to fit my personal tastes!."

"Changed how?" Alex asked cautiously.

"For one, I've decided that you get five multi-cross jumps with minimum of two normal jumps between each one."

"Multi-cross jump."

"Essentially, I'll cross over two universes so you'll have twice the Jumpdoc options and the CP! Though once you use a multi-cross you then have to play through two lone jumps before you can use another. You can start your jumps in a multi-cross if you want."

"So, my first jump can be a multi-cross for ten years and the next two are two ten-year regular jumps before I can do another cross?" Alex confirmed.

"Not quite. Some jumps are already set as shorter and some Jumps have circumstantial limits depending on when you insert and some Jumps have hard extensions. But for the majority of the jumps, I've changed the duration to one year unless you clear an escape condition that'll get you out early."

"Why change the duration? Isn't ten years traditional?"

"I've changed it because ten years is booooooring," Seraphina moaned, "most of the action in any given universe generally happens within a year or two. If you were there for ten years then there would be a lot of waiting around either for certain events or for the jump to end."

Alex thought she may have a point on that.

"If it's any consolation, it's a soft ending of a year. Once the year is up you can leave at any time or you can stay for up to ten years before being pulled out forcefully." Seraphina admitted.

Alex nodded in understanding before asking about something she had said earlier. "You mentioned escape conditions?"

"Some docs have them within the jump. They're conditions that if fulfilled allow you to leave the Jump at will. A good example would be the Generic Harry Potter Jump: kill Voldemort and you can leave."

"Alright then. So, one year in each Jump unless I fulfil an escape clause. I can also choose to stick around for up to ten years before it hits a hard end. At the end of each Jump, I have the choice of either remaining in a Jump world, returning home with all my powers and abilities or continuing on to the next Jump." Alex summed up his understanding of the rules.

"That's right. You will also eventually be given the opportunity to gain a Spark and become a Jump-chan of your own."

"Any hints about that?"

"Hmmm," Seraphina appeared to think it over, "It's going to be a long-term quest that should play to your strengths and take inspiration from what you've already done."
Alex thought that over and determined that it was fair, should he accept the quest that is. He could honestly say that he would be tempted to end before that and either end in a fun world or return home and take over the earth or something.

"Have I forgotten anything?" he asked.

"You also get a Cosmic Warehouse and can gain companions that can travel with you."

"Right. Yeah, I can already think of a few I might want to recruit."

"Hermione?" Seraphina asked with a smirk.

Alex coughed. "She was a teenage crush of mine so yeah, she's on the list"

"You'd be surprised how many times she's recruited. I heard from a friend that she had a Jumper that pretty much collected an Island full of a nudist Hermiones at one point…" Seraphina trailed off as she noticed the glazed look in Alex's eyes, "and I've lost him."

Snapping her fingers in front of Alex's face she brought him back to reality or at least as close as one could get in their current situation.

"Huh? Wha- What are doing?"

"You're editing your Bodymod." Seraphina replied as Alex rebooted and brought up the relevant mod with a flick of her fingers.

Alex looked over the glowing, floating page in front of him and started editing.



Body Mod
     600CP
Gender: Male [Free]
Build: Medium. Average build. [Free]
Body Type: Athlete [100] +2speed +1dex +Flexibility Perk
Stats
     Strength: 1 [50]
     Endurance: 2 [100]
     Speed: 4 [100]
     Dexterity: 2 [50]
     Shape: 0
     Sense: 0
Perks:
     Evercleansed [100]
     Metavore [100]
     Flexibility [Free]


Seraphina looked over his choices.

"Nice." She nodded to herself.

"Thanks?"

"You're sure you don't want to take 'Endowed?'"

"I'm fine with my current size thank you."

"Meh, your choice. Four levels in Speed seems a bit excessive though"

"The fastest man on earth riding a motorcycle. That will likely help immensely during the first few Jumps but more importantly it'll help in Gauntlets."

"That is true."

"Speaking of Gauntlets, can I start in one to get a feel for this whole thing without any real risk?"

Seraphina shook her head. "Nope, no can do. You have to start in a Jump and Gauntlets cannot be done consecutively." She tilted her head to the side in thought. "Good idea though."

Seraphina looked over the Bodymod one more time then flicked it away with a nod. Alex felt his body shift and stretch as his excess weight melted away and is body became much more toned.

"And here's your warehouse attachment!" Seraphina flicked her fingers again and another screen appeared for Alex to look over.


Warehouse
     150CP
Utilities:
     Electricity [10]
     Plumbing [10]
     Heat. A.C. [10]
     ForceWall [20]
Structures:
     Shelving [Free]
     Housing [20]
     Medbay [20]
Misc:
     Portal [30]
     Loft [10]
     Return Door [20]


Seraphina took the screen back and read through Alex's selections.

"A little home away from home I see, you're going to go hungry without any food though."

Alex nodded. "I wanted to take the 'Food Supply' and the 'Local Net' options to make the place perfect for relaxing in but I felt the security of the 'ForceWall' and the 'Portal' options trumped that. I should be able to stock up on food from various other worlds and 'Housing' implies there's a kitchen."

"Housing covers everything you would find in a normal house: kitchen, living, dining, and a few bedrooms."

Alex looked down at his nudity. "Do those bedrooms include a wardrobe?"

"They do. Nothing special but all picked by yours truly." Seraphina smirked.

Alex hoped it wasn't filled with ridiculous outfits. "Do the bedrooms increase as I gain more companions?"

"No, those are just for yourself and guests. Companions will get their own bedrooms that you'll select from the Companion Housing Supplement."

Another window appeared with a snap of Seraphina's fingers. Alex looked over the supplemental document, surprised at the budget and range of selections."

"I think my companions are going to be more comfortable than me."

"They will be, but you get warehouse purchases in various jumps that can improve your warehouse while the companion housing remains fairly static. It's your choice if you share your space with them later."

Alex worked his way through the doc until he had selected everything.


Companion Housing Complex Supplement Redux 0.1
1000CP
Utilities:
Electric [Free]
Plumbing [Free]
Heat A/C [Free]
Bedrooms:
Deluxe Bedroom [100]
Bathroom:
Deluxe Bathroom [100]
Common Areas:
Dining Hall [50]
Simple Kitchen [100]
Entertainment Centre [100]
Garden [150]
Facilities:
Cleaning Closet [25]
Medbay [Free]
Misc:
Rooms with a View [25]
Time Controller [50]
Theme [50]
Phone [50]
Transporter [200]


"You know that the entertainment centre doesn't come with media to play right?"

"I'm assuming it will adapt to game and video formats that I pick up mid-jump." Alex confessed.

"It will. It just doesn't have anything to begin with."

Alex nodded. "Then we should be able to stock it up as soon as we complete a jump in a modern world."

Seraphina nodded, understanding that the purchasing of things now that could be picked up later with actual cash rather than reality defying Choice Points was probably for the best.

"So, I guess all that's left is for you to choose your first Jump." Seraphina gestured and a large screen listing a multitude of Jumpdocs appeared between them.

"I'm going to start with a multi-cross jump; any suggestions?" Alec asked as he looked through the list

"Pokemon is traditional but not a requirement. Since you get to pick two that are going to be combined, I would say to pick two that have similar themes or elements."

"Why is that?" Alex asked glancing up from the screen.

"It makes it easier to find a correlating universe among the infinite Omniverse, but more importantly without a…" Seraphina paused trying to find the right words, "Without a unifying theme between them then unexpected conflicts can occur which can cause chaotic elements within."

"…What?"

Seraphina huffed.

"Say I combined Star Wars with Buffy. There is not much to bind the two except the forces of light and dark. They don't occur at the same place, at the same time or with the same technology or magic. So, the narrative of the world is going to be skewed heavily to either one or the other: such as Buffy characters being transported to the Star Wars universe or Star Wars characters either invading or being transported to the Buffy universe. This means you're likely to get something like the powers-that-be becoming part of the living force and literally enforcing their concept of balance on the universe or something like super-powered up Sith Lords who have embraced Demonic sources of Dark magic. Imagine Darth Sidious making deals with Greater Demons?"

Alex shivered. "Ok that would be bad."

"Right?" Seraphina nodded. "That's not to say that the jumps have to be exactly the same. I could easily combine Star Wars with any number of other sci-fi without unexpected complications. Fates, I could even combine Star Trek with My Little Pony incredibly easily due to common elements."

"How does that work?" Unable to think of any unifying elements.

"Q and Discord are the same being. Equestia is just another planet somewhere with weird alien horses. There are thematic links within each universe that can be applied to the other."

"Huh… I could actually see that."

"Right?" Seraphina nodded before she gasped and slapped one hand into the other. "Ah! I forgot!"

"What did you forget?"

"You can always add a 'Generic' jump to another jump even if you're not doing a multi-cross as long as you can justify it somehow."

"I'm confused," Alex shook his head, "it doesn't count as a multi-cross?"

Seraphina shook her head. "Nope. Some Generics can be played as they are. They're for use when you don't have a specific jump for something like a fanfiction. But other Generics act more like Supplements in that they're designed to fill in gaps in a jump or add an interesting twist. The CP pool is always separate though and like I said: you have to be able to justify the addition."

"What do you mean by justify?"

"It's not that hard; you either point out a fanfic where the added generic works or we work out how the Generic affects the world. The most commonly used one would be the Generic Hentai Jump being used to make a world more perverse."

Alex zoned out again as his imagination went wild.

Seraphina huffed. "Now, while you go over your options. I'm going to enjoy a nice cup of coffee."

With that Seraphina conjured up a couch, a cup of coffee and magazine and left Alex to browse the selection of Jumpdocs.

"Right." Alex started going through the list of Jumps while trying to not imagine each world with the perversion dialled up to ten. He kept getting caught up fantasising about a Sailor Moon / Generic Tentacle Cross.


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A few hours passed as Alex read through the Jumpdocs for familiar stories and games or universes that seemed interesting.

"I think I've found what two I want to start with." He said looking toward the lounging Fae.
Seraphina let her magazine drop to her chest and turned towards him from where she was laying on the conjured lounge. "Hit me."

"The Danny Phantom Jump and the Luigi's Mansion Jump."

"Why them?" Seraphina asked, tilting her head to the side.

"Because intangibility, invisibility and flight would help me escape nearly any threat and Luigi's mansion only lasts at most twenty-four hours."

"And that would affect the whole jump because it's combined."

"Yep."

"Ok, so what origins are you selecting?"

"How does that work, as I'm planning to take Ghost and Half-Ghost?"

"You get both origins and I have to work it out to make it fit. They'll both count as Alt-forms so you'll have access to a human alt, a human that can turn into a ghost alt and a pure ghost alt."

"Nice, that's what I expected. Alright here's what I'm going for…"


Luigi's Mansion
      1000CP + 200Cp
Origin:
     Ghost [200]
Perks:
     Field Research (Professor) [400]
     Spooky (Ghost) [Free]
     Everyghoul (Ghost) [Free] – Playing Piano
     Ghost King (Ghost) [300]
Items:
     The Jumpchain Room (Ghost) [Free] – Opulent Bedroom with sitting area and Piano.
     A King's Ransom (Ghost) [200]
Companions:
     Boo Lady [100]
Drawbacks:
     Mandatory – One Night [Mandatory/Free]
     Can't Jump, Man [+100]
     Bad Habit [+100] — Explaining actions to enemies.
   


Seraphina looked over the selection.

"Nice, why the piano?"

Alex shrugged. "It's free and I've always wanted to play the piano but I've never had the time or energy to learn."

"Makes sense, the Field Research perk seems out of theme though, plus it's costly without the professor origin, I thought you would go for your own mansion that follows you to future jumps."

"I won't say I wasn't tempted by the mansion but the warehouse has the companion housing feature and I'm expecting to be able to pick something similar up in later jumps." Alex explained. "No, the Field Research perk should help in other jumps when I'm not going to get a chance to work out how things go in controlled conditions, plus I'm hoping it will give me a leg up in practicing the magic that the Ghost King perk gives."

"Even just a few hours practicing magic in the haunted mansion should give you a few insights with the perk." Seraphina nodded as she thought it over.

"Alright. Now, here's my Danny Phantom selections."


Danny Phantom
     1000CP + 700CP
Origin: Male 15
     Half-Ghost [200]
Perks:
     Puns [Free]
     Time Medallion [100]
     Hiding In plain Sight (Half-Ghost) [Free]
     Nasty Burger Special (Half-Ghost) [Free]
     Ghost Powers [+300]:
           Dark Danny Set [700]
     Ecto Enchanting [200]
     Exorcism [400]
     Ghost Creation [400]
Drawbacks:
     Cartoony [+100]
     Puns [+100]
     Rhyme Time [+100]
     Dimension Locked [+200] – Human World
     The Drive [+200] – Experimenting with abilities


"700 points of drawbacks on your first jump… aren't you being a bit ambitious?" Seraphina asked.

"I'm honestly planning to spend the whole night in the Jumpchain Room experimenting with my new ghost powers, none of the drawbacks should draw any attention from anything I wouldn't be able to face with the Dark Danny Skillset."

"That one does seem overpowered."

"Yep, and it notes that there are many more powers that aren't mentioned. All that for a for the price is ridiculous but I'm not complaining."

"Then why did you purchase more powers?"

"Dark Danny has Fusion but there's no mention of Exorcism. I grabbed the Time Medallion because the first thing I'm going to do with it is fuse with it. But I want to study it later so I can replicate it and for that I need to pull it out of me again." Alex Explained.

"And Ghost Creation?"

"The Free powers of a half-ghost are ridiculously OP. I'll be making sure any future companions have them if they want them."

"Companions like the Booette?"

"I need someone to talk to all night." Alex responded with a shrug.

"Well, I guess that's everything I need. You ready for this?"

Alex nodded resolutely. "I'm ready."

"Alright. Close your eyes."


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Chapter 2: Danny Phantom 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Alex closed his eyes and waited for something to indicate that he was about to be transported to another reality. After a few seconds without Seraphina saying anything, he opened his eyes to ask her what the holdup was only to be met with a pair of ruby red eyes staring at from inches away.

"BOO!"

"Wah!" Alex flailed in shock as he found himself lying in a bed wrapped in red silk sheets.

"Ahahaha!" A pale white ghostly woman floated above him rolling in the air with laughter as she clutched at her stomach as she laughed.

"Your face was so funny." (She said in delight.) "I love when I can cause such a fright."

(Alex freed himself from his silken cocoon,) "I'm hearing strange voices, I've become such loon."

(The ghost girl looked at with a face of confusion assuming the boy was trapped in delusion.)

Alex took the opportunity to take stock of his situation. He was dressed in a casual outfit of black button-up shirt and black slacks. He felt great, better than he had in years and looking at his hand he could see that they were unmarred by either callouses or scars he had picked up over the years. Movement in an ornate gilded mirror on the wall caught his attention. Looking within he could see himself looking much as he designed in the body mod creation though younger than he had expected as he looked approximately fourteen.

(He had pale skin and shaggy black hair and his eye almost glowed a luminous green.)

Again, there was the sound of that voice unseen, he thought to himself.

(Alex jumped once again when behind his reflection, appeared the pale form of ghostly perfection.)

"Are you ok? I know I like scaring people but they don't usually go silently introspective." (She asked with concern.) "It usually with more of the 'Ahhh ghost don't kill me AHRRHHH!' or 'kill it with fire! Burn demon BURN!'"

Alex could already feel a headache coming on from the rhyming narrator drawback but more that that was the years of foreign memories that he could feel within his mind. Seraphina had done well. Here he was Alexander Blake, an orphan who had been born to loving parents who had died in a car accident on the way home from the hospital after his birth. He had ended up in an orphanage in Amity Park, a small city in central USA and spent the next fourteen years in care.

Despite the depressing nature of his fake life, Alex could appreciate that while grim his life had been uneventful and without strong emotional attachments that would overly affect him now that he had regained his own memories. More pressing though were his more recent memories.

He remembered attending Casper Highschool and the strange ghostly events that happened there. The Meat-Monster attack during some kind of spontaneous event by the National Meat Society and the counter protest by an Ultra-Recyclo-Vegetarian hippy commune had only happened two weeks ago and stood out prominently in his mind. More importantly he remembered becoming increasingly interested in the paranormal events that plagued Amity Park and in an act of gross stupidity he had broken into a supposedly haunted abandoned mansion to get a glimpse of the paranormal. He had bitten off more than he could chew when he had found a powerful ghost who titled himself 'King Boo.' The entity had claimed that Alex had the trespassed into his trap for the interfering Mario Brothers and attempted to kill Alex but had only managed to… half kill him?

He had become a ghost but also not a ghost. Confused King Boo had instead trapped Alex in a room within the mansion. Weak and confused Alex had fallen into a conveniently placed bed and fallen asleep only to awake minutes ago.

Remembering also his conversation with Seraphina, Alex felt around his neck for Time Medallion he purchased. Finding the gear-like gold medal engraved with a combined C and W, Alex concentrated on the idea of fusing with the enchanted medallion. A wave of ecto-energy passed over him as two circles of silver ghostly light passed over his from the waist outwards. His hair become ghostly black flames and his eyes became a solid glowing silver. The medal against his chest become wrapped in green energy and sunk beneath his skin.

"Eep!" (His ignored companion exclaimed in surprise, shocked by his change, his new hair and his eyes!)

"Sorry, I didn't expect to go ghost." Alex said turning to his companion.

"I-i-t's fine." The Boo murmured from where she had ducked behind the bed. "I'm just not good with surprises."

Alex waited for the narrative voice to make a rhyming intrusion. (The narrator took delight in his obvious confusion.)

"I'm not going to get used to that." Alex muttered.

Looking around Alex took stock of an opulent guest room. The bed was large and canopied in burgundy velvets, the headboard and wardrobes were a solid polished dark wood. The room had a lit fireplace and a comfortable set of chairs and a couch around it. A fully stocked drinks trolly stood to the side and a black laboured grand piano dominated the remaining space. The wall on either side of the fireplace held tall gothic windows looking out to a spooky garden and the other walls were taken up with cabinetry and bookshelves filled with old leather-bound tomes broken only by two solid wood doors. Alex assumed that the closed door on one of the walls opened to the hall as the other was slightly open showing a gleaming bathroom within.

"Well, this place certainly looks cosy." Alex announced.

(The room is a prison, a cage, no matter how gild. Should he cross with the king; he'll surely be killed.)
That was awful
, Alex thought.

"Are you also a Spirit?"

"Kinda, I'm Alex. I'm both human and ghost at this point of time." (Alex answered her query.)

"I'm… well I don't have a name." The girl looked down. (Her eyes became teary.)

Alex gave the matter some thought. 'Boo' was too obvious and 'Casper' was a little on the nose.

"Well, you're wearing a crown and you're a ghost, how about Morrigan? It's the name of an Irish deity of death and the name translates to 'Phantom Queen.'"

"Morrigan… Mo-rah-gn" she said, tasting the words. "I like it. My name is Morrigan"

Alex's eyes widened as with those words Morrigan's features shifted slightly. Where before she looked very similar to a ghostly princess Peach now, she looked like a darker cousin. Her hair darkened from bright silver white to a tarnished silver grey with hints of light purple shadowing. Her face became a little narrower and her nose sharper. Her eyes darkened from bright red to purplish-burgundy. Lastly her clothes shifted from a puffy princess dress to a form fitting outfit of black leather pants, a burgundy blouse and a tight black corset that pushed her small breasts upwards creating a decent cleavage. Altogether her appearance changed to one that could be the phantasmal love child of Princess Peach and Morrigan of Dragon Age.

Alex wasn't sure what exactly caused the sudden change but could make a guess that the malleable nature of ectoplasm, his magical presence from purchasing the Ghost King, his perception of what 'Morrigan' looked like and the fact that the name tied to an actual goddess may have had something to do with it.

"Note to self: Be careful when naming un-named entities composed of ectoplasm."

(Else the consequences could be more than you could fathom.)

"Sooo…" Morrigan purred, her voice having dropped an octave. "What are we going to do for fun."

Alex swallowed. The ghost's new look was hitting a lot of his personal boxes.

Channelling a confidence, he wasn't sure he had, Alex stepped forward and pulled the sexy ghost towards himself, marvelling how she felt both warm and cool, like a solidified summers breeze.

"I'm sure we can think of something."

Ghosts, at least this one, were strange when it came to colour. Sometimes they appeared monochrome, others they appeared washed out and still other times they were bright and colourful. Morrigan was mostly darker shades of grey with touches of startling colour in her eyes and hair. This close though, Alex could see the blush that spread rapidly across her face.

"Bwah~" steam almost appeared to come out of Morrigan's ears as she overheated and passed out, falling limply into Alex's arms.

(The dark ghostly maiden was surprisingly shy; she'd never been so close to another: especially a guy.)

Despite her new looks, Morrigan was still based off of a 'Boo' ghost that were famous for being shy when confronted head on, Alex thought to himself; really, he only had himself to blame.

Picking her up gently, he laid her down on the bed and backed away. He was nowhere near degenerate enough to take advantage of a sleeping girl.

Deciding instead to try out his new power, Alex cleared some free space in the lounge area. Marvelling at how easy it was to move the heavy furniture.

"Alright. Fusion was easy enough, let's try the other Danny Phantom abilities."

(He murmured alone, like a crazy-daft hobo bereft of facilities.)

The fuck-? Alex's eye twitched at the rude narration.

Taking a breath to centre himself, Alex reached internally towards what he could feel as his ghost powers. It was a huge source of energy that fluctuated in his mind's eye, altinating between glowing green, white or blue. Occasionally it felt like it was growing deformed spooky faces which quickly melted back into the whole. Touching the energy, Alex willed himself to levitate.

Nothing happened.

(The young lad stood there in focused anticipation, his face all scrunched up like he had constipation.)

NOT HELPING!

Alex took another breath and concentrated. He was fairly sure that these powers were supposed to be instinctual. He had simply wished to fuse with the medallion and it happened. Maybe he was wishing for the wrong thing?
UP! FLY! To infinity and BEYOND! He found himself pushing and prodding the energy within trying to get a response.
Come on! Just let go!
 He thought angrily at it.

Instantly felt the pull of gravity disappear as he floated up of the ground awkwardly flailing his arms to maintain balance. With a minor effort of will he found himself easily adjusting, his power of flight reacting to the simple desire to be here or there or adjust this way or that. In fact, it felt less like flight and more as if he simply ignored the world around him and moved how he wished.

Could it be that simple? Ghosts in Danny Phantom didn't really seem to obey any rules. They simply manifested their wants and ignored reality. Maybe because they were removed from reality? They chose to be affected or unaffected by it?
Floating forward Alex chose to ignore the fact that the couch in front of him existed and he glided through it with little effort, just a mild tingling.

(The strange ghost boy with the flaming black hair, discovered that he could pass through a commonplace chair.)

Nice! Flying? Check. Phasing? Check. Up next Invisibility!


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Morrigan woke slowly which was a novelty for her as, having always been a ghost, she rarely ever 'slept.' She was also surprised that she was in an actually bed and not just floating randomly in a corner of the room as had happened before. It was cosy and she decided at that moment that sleeping in a bed was the way to go should she find herself unconscious in the future.

Movement caught her attention. Alex floated in the centre of the room, around him floated a dozen books, eight cushions and a lamp. Each one enclosed in a silver limbed aura of ecto-energy, the items circled him in defined arcs and loops. Occasionally one would dive towards him only for Alex to shift translucent and the item to pass harmlessly through him. It wasn't a great display of power but it was a good display of control. Each item help needing a sliver of concentration coupled with the mental energy needed to ignore reality and become intangible meant that Alex was both focusing his attention on lifting things with telekinesis and ignoring them at the same time.

"Good morning." (Morrigan called from the bed.)

Alex started at her voice. "Oh, um yeah good mor-Thwack!" (Alex's response was cut short by a book to the head.)

"How long have I been out?" Morrigan asked.

"Only a few hours." Alex rubbed the side of his head.

Bending over he picked up the offending novel — The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy — and with a gesture the rest of the books floated themselves back to the bookshelves and the room put itself to rights.

"You worked out how to do all that in just a few hours?" (Said Morrigan shocked at his use of his powers.)

"That and more." Alex floated, turned invisible and back, split in two and tied himself into a knot of stretched ecto-form before simply merging back together and reverting to human with a wave of silver energy.

"Wow. That's amazing!" Morrigan exclaimed. She Phased out of the bedcovers and floated towards him. "All I can do is turn invisible," Morrigan proceeded to do just that. "Hide in objects," her voice came from a nearby lamp which rattled as she spoke. "And jump out at people to scare them!" Alex jumped a little as she popped out of a couch instead of the lamp.

"You like scaring people, don't you?"

Morrigan looked at him strangely. "Of course! What else am I supposed to do for fun?"

"You could always read." Alex held up the book from he still had in his hand.

Morrigan's eyes went wide. "You can read?" she said with such innocence that it was almost painful to hear.

Alex took a moment to really think about what life must have been like for this ghost girl. The jumpdoc said that she was a former Boo that had been turned to into girl via the super crown but that didn't really explain the enormity of what that meant in reality. To the best of his knowledge, Boos don't have an origin. They're not ghosts of people who had died but ghosts that came into existence as themselves. He had selected the Boo Lady companion because he didn't want to be completely alone in his first jump but he never gave any thought to the existence that would have had to have been created to meet that desire. She had been alone here for who knew how long, unnamed, in a human form and with human-like desires that would have been unknown and unattainable to a regular Boo.

He must have stared too long because Morrigan had ducked her head bashfully, a blush on her cheeks. He had already, on his first jump, been thinking of this world as a game filled with non-player characters. Alex decided then that he would try and actually remember that Jump-Realities were filled with actual people with their own wants and needs.

"Why don't we read it together?" he asked as he sat down on the couch and patted the seat next to him.

Morrigan's smile could have lit the room. She nodded and jumped into the seat next to him leaning in close to see the pages.

Alex smiled and started reading.

"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun…"


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Alex read to Morrigan for a few hours.

It was nice. Morrigan was a warm and soft presence as she leant in close and listened to him read. She followed the words on the page as he spoke, slowly getting a grasp on the writing. Nowhere close to instantly becoming literate but able to pick out a few words such as 'towel' and 'tea.'

(The couple enjoy their time together reading, unprepared for the guest who's at the door bleeding.)

…Wait, what?

The door slammed open as a dark-skinned teen in a red beret shouldered through it dragging an unresponsive, attractive, goth girl.

"Tucker! Get the door! Sam's hurt! I'll hold this wack-off, I mean WACK-JOB OFF! Not wack— you know never mind!"

"WAWAWA-WA-WA-WA MUMMA-MIA! OH YEAH!"

The sounds of an intense fight followed the teen, interspersed with the smash of things being thrown around was a high-pitched Italian shouting nonsense, an American male trying to crack wise, an echoing voice that sounded more like a DJ disk jockey going nuts with a recording of maniacal laughter and a loud whine of a vacuum.

The teen, the presumed Tucker, hip checked the door shut cutting off the sounds from outside instantly and lurched awkwardly to the bed.

"Come on Sam, hang in there, Danny will work something out." He said as he lowered the unconscious girl to the bed.

"Are you alright?" Alex asked getting to his feet.

"Whoah!"

Alex dodged the PDA that went flying at his head, catching it with his telekinesis and floating it back over the teen before it smashed into the wall.

"Are you Ghost?! Stay back! I know kung-fu!" Tucker cried while miming a karate-chop.

"Umm… kinda a ghost, kinda not a ghost. Tucker; it's me Alex, we have Algebra together." Alex said drawing on his memories of his life in Amity Park.

"Alex?" Tucker Foley questioned as he remembers the quite kid who sat in the back of his math class. "Dude, where have you been? You've been missing for months."

"Months? I was at school yesterday." Alex exclaimed.

(Their conversation was cut short, the answers they lack, as they're interrupted by a groan from girl dressed in black.)

"Sam!" Tucker turned back to the goth girl and grabbed at her hand. "Hang in there."

Alex stepped closer was able to get a better look at Sam. Her signature black top was torn by a large splinter of wood that had pierced deeply into her side. With each laboured breath bright red blood bubbled around the splinter indicating that it had pierced one of her lungs.

"Shit! What happened?" Alex asked.

Tucker looked up from when he knelt next to the bed holding Sam's hand. "Danny felt that something was up with this strange mansion that popped up overnight so we came to investigate. Everything was fine at first, if a little creepy, but though Danny kept saying that he could feel ghosts around we couldn't find anything."

If Tucker wasn't so concerned over Sam, he likely wouldn't have been so straightforward with his answers.

"We decided to leave and try again tomorrow but the door out just brought us back into the foyer. We were trapped in here. Danny couldn't even phase out the walls without being turned around back the way he came. Then we heard a commotion from upstairs so we went to have a look. Some crazy Italian guy was going at it with a huge ghost… um I mean ah not that ghosts are real or anything and did I say phase? I mean Danny couldn't get through the window."

"Don't worry about that, I know that Danny is a half-ghost." Alex tried to console the teen who seemed to be in one of the stages of shock.

"You know!? Of course, you know, why wouldn't the kid the town has been searching for for months not know? Why wouldn't you know? You've been trapped in here too or something." Tucker laughed without any humour.

"What happened then? How did Sam get hurt?" Alex pressed.

"The Italian guy was using something like the Fenton Ghost Weasel to suck up furniture and things to throw at the ghost. He sucked up a bookshelf and threw at the ghost. Sam got hit as the thing shattered against the wall. Danny went ghost and tried to stop the fight and I dragged Sam here."

Tucker looked up at Alex with tears in his eyes. "I don't know what to do, she's really hurt and we're trapped here."

(The teen said with in great fear.)

Alex thought back over his new powers. Neither jump had any dedicated healing abilities and he likely wouldn't have purchased it if there had been. His Dark-Danny powerpack had included a self-healing factor and he hadn't expected to need to heal anyone in his first jump. Especially since it was only supposed to last twelve hours. He was also confined to the mansion for the jump so it wasn't like he could take Sam to a hospital… he really was an idiot sometimes.

"I know where we can take her to get her healed." Alex said as he clasped a hand on Tuckers shoulder reassuringly.

(With a wave of his hand a portal was revealed.)

Alex waved his hand at one of the walls and square portal appeared leading to the Warehouse. The entrance was covered in a hazy white film of energy which faded as Alex mentally allowed entrance to Tucker, Sam and Morrigan.

"What-?" Tucker started.

"No questions, first we help Sam." Alex said as he carefully picked up the unconscious goth. "Morrigan, if a teen boy comes in here either with snow white hair and green eyes or with black hair and blue eyes can you send him our way?"

Morrigan peeked out from where she was hiding behind the couch and gave a thumbs up.

"Where did she come from?" asked a confused Tucker.

"She's shy around new people… or maybe just people. We haven't known each other that long." Alex said striding into the Warehouse.

The Warehouse was huge. The portal opened on one wall of cavernous space. The space was illuminated by fluorescent lights handing overhead, the walls were a prefabricated aluminium and the floor a solid concrete slab. The majority of the room was a clear empty space in the middle; the rest was taken up by empty shelving and a large box shaped structure on the far side of the Warehouse. The temperature was pleasant, neither too hot or cold. Next to the boxy building that Alex assumed was the built-in housing was a brighter area lit by medical lamps. A large metal table stood in that space with a series of shiny metal machines next to it.

Alex quickly made his way to the table and lay Sam on the cold metal surface. His guess that this was the Medbay was proven right as the machines hummed to life and a scanner above the table ran a serious of lights over the unconscious girl. A white holographic image of Sam appeared above her with her injuries highlighted in red.

-Fatal injury detected: Proceeding with emergency treatment-

A hollow mechanical voice accompanied the text that appeared below Sam's holographic representation.

"Fatal?" Tucker gasped as he caught up to them.

As he spoke a series of green laser-lights shot down on Sam. With deft strokes the lights deconstructed the wooden splinter while simultaneously healing the wound. The hologram showed the internal damage also being repaired as the red area quickly shrunk until it disappeared entirely.

-Emergency treatment complete-
-Patient detected. Would you like to commence medical examination? Y/N-


Alex ignored the prompt that followed the completion of the emergency treatment and checked on Sam. She was still unconscious and while the area around the wound site was still covered in blood, the site of the injury itself was both clean and miraculously unmarred. Healthy skin indistinguishable from her regular skin peeked through the hole in her shirt.

"Is she going to be OK?" Tucker asked, "Why is she still unconscious?"

"I think she'll be fine; this thing is supposed to cure anything short of death." Alex responded. "Maybe she's just asleep now? This should tell us if anything else is wrong."

Alex selected 'Yes' to the prompt from the machine.

-Commencing medical examination-

Again the machine scanned the girl causing the hologram to light up with light orange areas around her body.

-Mild bruising detected-
-Minor abrasions detected-
-Mild scaring detected-
-No diseases detected-
-No genetic abnormalities detected-
-Patient Status: Unconscious-
-Would you like to proceed with treatment? Y/N-


Alex affirmed that he would like to proceed and again green lasers shot down at Sam. They ran over her arms, legs and torso and as they passed bruises faded and small cuts disappeared. The lasers spent a little extra time on her face and her left hand and under the green light small blemishes were removed. As the lights winked off, Sam opened her eyes.

"Where am I? Danny?" she looked around and noticed the two standing by her. "Hey Tuck and umm… Alex?"

"SAM!" Tucker cried and threw himself at her, wrapping her in a tight hug. "You're OK!"

"Oof! I'm OK. I'm OK. Well at least until you squeeze me to death. Get'off will ya?" Sam complained while pushing Tucker off her.

Tucker backed off and rubbed the tears out of his eyes with the heel of his palm. "I thought you wouldn't make it." Tucker confessed. "You were hurt pretty badly."

"Wait, that really happened? I thought that was a dream." Sam sat up quickly and pulled her shirt up to check where she had been stabbed.

Alex turned around and pulled Tucker around with him as he didn't expect Sam to appreciate them seeing her flash them her purple bra. Teenage girls were touchy about such things, Alex pondered remembering back to his own youth.

"If there wasn't dried blood on me, I would think you were having me on." Sam looked up at the two facing away and realised she was flashing the room.

At least Tucker and Alex see her as a girl, now she just had to get Danny to realise she was a chick, she thought as she pulled her top back down with a blush.

"I'm decent now, thanks guys."

Tucker turned back with a blush while Alex just smirked.

"So," began Sam, "where are we? Where's Danny? And hasn't Alex been missing for months?"

"First: you're in my Cosmic Warehouse. Second: Danny is outside fighting a ghost and a plumber and Third: I didn't know I was missing; it's only been a day for me." Alex explained while raising a finger for each point.

"And fourth!" A voice exclaimed from the portal. "What have you done with my friends!?" Danny Phantom burst into the Warehouse with a visibly agitated aura of ghostly energy.

"Hi Danny." Sam waved from the medical table.

"SAM! Oh, thank Ghost you're ok!" Danny literally flew into Sam and wrapped her in a hug.

"Thank ghost?" Alex looked Tucker.

"Our parents are strict about swearing and well, we've collectively decided to not talk about religion given the whole ghosts are real thing." Tucker answered.

The two simply stood for a long minute while Danny and Sam held each other.

"So they're...?"

"Nope" Tucker drawled.

"You're sure?"

"Yep" he said popping the 'p.'

"Huh… do they know?"

"They'll work it out eventually. I've got twenty dollars on Christmas. You'll have to talk to Jazz about getting in on the betting pool."

Danny finally released Sam.

"I was so worried," he said checking her over for injuries, "how are you not hurt?"

"I'm not exactly sure. I think Alex did something." Sam drew Danny's attention to Alex.

"Hi." Alex waved at them.

"Aren't you in my English class?" Danny asked.

"I don't know why you all define me by what classes we share. But yes, we both attend Casper high."

"Except Alex is that kid that's been missing for like months." Tucker interposed.

"Except I've apparently been missing for months. Though to me I was at school yesterday and put the whole missing time thing down to haunted mansion ghost weirdness." Alex shrugged.

Danny awkwardly scratched the back of his head. "Ghosts? What ghosts? Haha ghosts aren't real."

Alex, Tucker and Sam all stared at the teen with ghostly white hair and glowing green eyes.

"Dude…" Tucker shook her head.

"Yeah, you're still in ghost mode." Alex said. "Also, how do people not recognise you? Your hair and eyes are different but your face stays the exact same?"

"I've wondered the same thing." Sam added. "I think the town may be influenced by all the ghost activity."

"Right." Alex nodded, thinking she may have the right of it. "Also. This."

Alex took a step back and activated his own ghost form. Silver energy swept up and down over him as his black shirt gained silver flame patterns, his shaggy black hair turned into dancing black shadow flames and his eyes turned a bright silver.

"Woah!" Danny instantly leapt into a defence position in front of his friend, green ecto-energy glowing in his raised palms. "I'm not going to let another crazy Halfa hurt my friends!"

"You're not one for situational awareness, are you? I'm the one that saved your friend."

Danny lowered his fists. "So, you're not working with Vlad?"

"I'm not working with Vlad."

"Then how did you become all ghost-tastic?" Tucker asked peeping around Danny.

"And how did you heal me?" Sam asked peeping form the other side.

"What does that have to do with Ghosts?" Tucker queried Sam.

"What? I personally think it's extremely relevant to my current good health." Sam shot back.

"Guys? Can we stay focused here?" Danny said resignedly.

Alex chuckled at their antics. "Put simply answers are one and the same. I'm Alexander Blake, your fellow high school student but I'm also Alex Blake: Nascent Extradimensional Traveller!" Alex proclaimed.

Sam shook her head sadly. "Becoming a ghost had driven him insane."

"The ghost world is nuts; I'm honestly surprise we're still right in the head." Danny shrugged.

"Are we?" Tucker asked.

The trio looked between each other and shrugged.

"You guys are hilarious; you know that right?" Alex deadpanned. "Do you sell tickets?"

"We're a spontaneous production." Danny waved Alex off.

"Right, well I'm neither insane or lying." Alex reaffirmed. "I'm just starting out on an interdimensional adventure between realities and this is my first stop to pick up ghost-powers."

"Why on earth would you want ghost powers? Don't you want to be normal?" asked Danny.

"Oh, I don't know? Flight, intangibility, super-strength…" Alex ticked each one off with a finger.

"How about being normal? Not being a freak? Or not having to hide what you are from everyone?" Danny countered.

"… Super endurance, super durability, shapeshifting…" Alex continued.

"That… that's a lot of abilities."

"… Healing, Invisibility, ghost rays, ghost blasts, pyromancy, overshadowing, duplication…"

"Wait, I can't do all that, can I?"

"… and let's not forget possible immorality." Alex finished.

"I can't die?" asked a stunned and pale Danny.

Alex sighed at Danny despondent appearance. "Maybe, it's not like it's been tested; I know that we should be reform if our ghost body gets splattered but not about our human half. We're partly made of ectoplasm now; our bodies are malleable to our will or maybe our perception of ourselves. So… theoretically we should be able to live forever by shapeshifting ourselves into a younger form."

Tucker and Sam both clasped a hand on each of Danny's shoulders lending him support.

"Forever alone…" Danny whispered to himself.

"Well maybe no alone." Alex shrugged.

Danny raised his head to look at Alex. "What do you mean?"

"I'm saying you don't have to go through this alone."

"You mean you'll be here too because you're also part ghost."

"No, I'm saying that I have the ability to safely and reliably turn other people into half-ghosts."

"""What?!""" The three chorused.

Alex gestured to the rectangular building within the warehouse. "Let's take this somewhere more comfortable and see if Morrigan wants to join us."

Alex turned on the spot and walked to the portal, sticking his head through he found Morrigan leaning over the couch looking at the book that had been left here. She slowly read through the page, silently mouthing the words to herself.

"Hey Morrigan."

"EEEP!" Morrigan jumped and spun towards Alex, blushing in embarrassment.

"Heh, sorry. I wanted to ask if you wanted to join us in here."

(He said to the freighted maiden from within his safe-haven.)

Huh, I was wondering where that went, Alex thought to himself.

Morrigan nodded and glided through the portal after Alex.

"What is this place?" Morrigan asked.

"This is my Cosmic Warehouse. It's a place I can put all my stuff and it comes with a house to live in. There should be access to the Companions Housing somewhere, you'll find your room there."

"My room?"

"Yeah, that is, your room if you want to join me on adventure to new places and such."

Morrigan smiled. "I think I would like that; I've seen and done more with you in just a few hours than I've experienced in years floating around as a Boo."

"It might be dangerous." Alex warned as he joined the Phantom Team at the door to the housing building.

Morrigan tiled her head as she considered Alex's warning. "What I had before was not living. Living is worth some danger I would think."

"I'm glad to have you then." Alex said as he opened the door and ushered everyone in.

The provided housing was nice. The lounge was nice, the kitchen was nice, the dining and entertainment areas were nice. It was disgustingly nice. Overall, it looked like the entire place had been designed by an uninspired hotel chain with an excess of Ikea vouchers. That's not to say the place was uncomfortable or bad or anything; only that it lacked soul. Alex was already looking around and making plans to replace certain things and introduce some colour other than white, off-white, beige and beach.

Alex noticed the others watching him. "Sorry, it's new. I haven't actually seen the place before now."

Deciding to play host, Alex gestured for them to take a seat in the lounge while he checked the kitchen for drinks or something. Noticing a cabinet emblazoned with the red and white logo of the 'Nasty Burger' chain from the Danny Phantom universe as out of place; Alex decided to look inside. Within was bag after bag of Nasty Burgers and fries, rows of sodas and shakes, and stacks of tofu-alternatives all of which were still piping hot and greasy fresh. Grabbing enough for everyone, and making sure to grab something for the ultra-recyclo-vegetarian, Alex returned to the lounge laden down with junk food.

"Alright, Nasty Burger!" Tucker jumped up to help Alex pass out the food.

"We're still trapped in the Mansion; how did you get this?" Danny asked as he took the Tofu-riffic burger with extra Nasty sauce and passed on to Sam.

"Technically, we're not in the Mansion at the moment we're in a pocket-reality but I can say that becoming a Jumper can have some strange perks — such as unlimited Nasty Burger take-out on tap."

"Tha's aw'some." Tucker said around a mouthful of Mighty Meaty burger.

"It is." Alex agreed as he passed Morrigan a vanilla shake. She looked at for a moment before copying Danny and taking a sip. Her eyes widened comically large as she sunk back into the couch while taking small sips and savouring the flavour and temperature.

For almost ten minutes they all simply enjoyed the food. While not the best meal any of them had ever had —excluding Morrigan as it was also her first— it was hot and fresh and made to fast-food perfection.

Danny scrunched up the empty wrapper of his burger. "Now. You mentioned something about immortality, a life alone forever fighting ghosts and the ability to give ghost powers to others."

"I think I only mentioned two of them but yes; I can turn others into half ghosts like ourselves."

"Wicked! Count me in." exclaimed Tucker.

"Don't you think that's a bad idea given what happened last time?" Danny frowned.

"Last time, what last time? I don't remember a last time." Sam interrupted as Tucker simply grimaced.

"Tucker gained ghost-powers from the ghost-genie Desiree and kinda went nuts."

"Why don't I remember this?" Sam frowned.

"You were sick with that awful cold at the time and it's not something I was going to brag about." Tucker explained with a shrug. "But! This is different. Last time I was affected by that crazy ghost chick, this time I'll be all the Tuck-man, right?"

Alex nodded. "Yes, there should be no personality warping components other than any that normally occur from the process."

"Wait, what personality what-now?"

"It'll be the first time I change others and as I've said before we are now made, at least partly, of ectoplasm. That stuff seems to be affected by thought and emotion; it's how I assume ghosts naturally come into existence." Alex theorised. "A sample of ectoplasm reacts to heightened emotions and consciousness especially during someone's last moments and ghost is born with an abnormal obsession with a related thing, person, emotion or situation." He explained.

Well… that's the theory he subscribed to when it was discussed on various blogs.

"That would explain why a lot of the ghosts we've encountered seem both strangely human and oddly obsessed at the same time." Sam added.

"It's still a theory, I'll likely experiment with it at a later point. What I can guarantee is that the process will work and will be safe… -ish."

"-ish? I don't like -ish." Danny said with his arms crossed.

"Look, give me and hour and I should be able to make that a guarantee. But this is the first time I'm using this ability."

"I would feel a lot safer if I had some ghost abilities." Sam said as she rested a hand on Danny's arm. "I came a little too close to becoming a full ghost for comfort tonight."

Danny deflated. "Can you really make my friends half-ghosts?"

"I can."

"Then if they want to, I would ask you to help them."

"Alright. You guys relax here and I'll experiment a bit and then we should be good to go." Alex said as he stood. Nodding to them all again Alex left the room and returned to the Warehouse proper.

Alex was fairly certain that he could pull this off as CP based powers were supposed to be fiat guaranteed. Ghost Creation allowed for the creation of ghost minions and half-ghosts though it did say that study and practice was needed to create more than simple skeleton ghosts. It also suggested that without the perk one wouldn't be able to create half ghosts without a lot of technical and genetic knowledge. Conversely this suggested that with the perk such details were not needed. Add to that that the perk guaranteed test subjects would survive meant the with a little practice basic half-ghost powerups should be achievable.

Alex was also about to heavily abuse another perk, this one from the Luigi's Mansion selection. Field Research gave a significant bonus to testing and study done in related environments. So, studying ghosts in a haunted mansion; as opposed to a laboratory, should increase the understanding gained. Alex decided that performing some experiments both in the mansion and in the ghost-zone would cover any gaps and allow him to successfully convert Tucker and Sam into half-ghosts.

With than in mind, Alex confidently walked out of the Warehouse back into the mansion, glancing back at the still open portal Alex's confidence stuttered. He sighed in relief that his guests weren't forcibly removed from the warehouse. He wouldn't test it now but they should be safe in there unless he willed the portal closed.
Alright, Alex thought to himself. First things first: I need ectoplasm.

Alex used shapeshifting and elongated one finger into a wickedly sharp claw which he then used to cut his other arm. Instead of blood: glowing green ectoplasm oozed from the wound which quickly healed over due to his self-healing. Holding some of the strange goo in his palm Alex concentrated on giving the substance life — or at least a semblance of life.

(With a flick of wrist and a twisting of power, the ghostly young man called forth ghost-life to flower.)

It was going to be a long few hours.

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Notes:

Well, that was an adventure.
First, I would like to thank everyone whose read my fic so far and to thank those few people who have taken the time to comment. It means a lot, thankyou!
Second: Why?
I'm writing this fic because if I don't write something, then I never will.
I've started a dozen fics and then never posted them because I've always nit-picked and ruminated on them for ages to make them perfect. But here's the thing. I'm not perfect and my writing isn't perfect and the only way I'm ever going to actually improve is to KEEP WRITING. So that's what i'm doing here. I'm trying to have fun and just keep writing, and I sincerely hope you all have fun with me.

Chapter 3: Danny Phantom 2

Chapter Text

In the Warehouse Danny, Sam and Tucker relaxed and chatted with each other and with Morrigan.

"So are we going to believe him about the whole world traveling, power-up adventure thing?" Sam asked.

"Why not?" queried Danny. "We've been through weirder things."

"The man makes a point." Said Tucker. "People didn't believe us about ghosts at first."

"I guess. Anyway, what happened with the weird Italian and the freaky huge ghost?" Sam asked Danny.

"It was strange. It's like they either didn't notice I was there or didn't care," Danny admitted, "they kept fighting until the large ghost said something about a brother and flew into a painting and then the green guy leapt in after him."

Morrigan look up from where she was curled up with her still half-full and rapidly warming vanilla shake.

"Those must have been King Boo and Luigi."

"Who are they?" Asked Tucker.

Morrigan shrugged. "King Boo made the Mansion and all the ghosts in it to capture someone called Mario in a portrait. The green one would be Mario's brother Luigi. I remember fighting them at some point when I used to serve King Boo…" Morrigan tilted her head to the side. "But since I've met Alex, I no longer feel the need to listen to King Boo anymore."

"Wait, you followed that dangerous ghost with the crown?" asked Danny warily.

Morrigan nodded. "He made me." She paused and thought for a moment. "Well, he made the me I used to be. Then one day I put on this crown and turned into a girl and didn't feel like fighting. I still had to do as the King commanded but I ended up just hanging out in my room."

"Turned into a girl?" Tucker asked confused. "You used to be a boy?"

Morrigan shook her head. "No, I used to be a Boo not a boy."

"So your crown turns people into girls." Sam tried to clarify while also wondering if she could trick Danny into putting in on for a laugh. He would make a cute girl, she thought.

"No, it turns people into princesses."

Even better, Sam thought.

"But it's stuck now, I think it's become a part of me now. But that's ok. I like myself better this way."

"So how did you meet Alex." Danny asked, trying to change the topic to something he would find more comfortable, he didn't like the looks Sam was giving him.

"He appeared in my bed and then I made him scream." Morrigan said with a grin.

The trio of teens were silent as they wondered how they should take that.

"Niiiice~!" Tucker held out a hand for Morrigan to high-five.
Morrigan just looked at it confused before holding out her warm milkshake for Tucker to take. Tucker let the high-five drop as Sam punched him in the other arm.

The teens chatted away for a few hours before Alex returned looking pale and a little wrung out.

"I'm back."

"Welcome back, Alex." Morrigan said with a smile.

"Did it work? Are you able to turn people into half-ghosts?" Tucker asked nearly vibrating in his seat.

"Yes, I was able to figure out somethings about my ghost creation ability." Alex gestured behind him at a small skeleton clinging to his shirt. The skeleton was composed of silvery bones that rippled with black and green highlights, it was short falling only between four and five feet in height and most strange was that it was dressed in a black and silver French maid-dress.

"Umm… is there something you want to tell the class?" Sam asked.

"Ha Ha, Goth girl." Alex deadpanned at her. "This is Alice. She's a simple ghost construct who've I've decided to use as a maid."

"You made a slave?" exclaimed Tucker.

Both Danny and Sam slugged him in the arm.

"No, I made a construct." Alex explained. "She's not a person she's more like an ectoplasmic robot. Giving her an actual consciousness or soul or something will take a lot more energy."

Alex looked thoughtful as he patted the skeletons round head. "Though I will admit that I thought giving her a name might cause something to happen. Perhaps it just needs time."

Everyone just stared as Alice trotted forward and started clearing the table of Nasty Burger wrappers.

"Anyway, after practicing in the Mansion and with an open ghost portal, I feel comfortable in giving the two of you basic ghost powers; it will be up to you both to then train and grow those powers into the more complicated abilities."

"Sweet! What powers are the basics?" Tucker returned to being excited.

"You opened a portal to the ghost-zone?" Danny asked alarmed.

"Don't worry, I didn't explore the ghost-zone, that place gives me the creeps. No, I literally dipped my hands in it to get a feel for ghost energy in its natural realm."

Which hurt like the dickens, Alex thought, stupid drawbacks.

"And the basics are Flight, intangibility, invisibility, enhanced physical abilities, ecto-energy control, an ectoplasmic form and overshadowing." Alex Answered Tucker.

"That's almost all my powers, how is that basic?" Danny asked.

"It's basic because if you train your ecto-energy control you can do just about anything any of the ghosts you've fought can."

"Me first!" Tucker jumped out of the couch and ran to stand next to Alex.

Alex rolled his eyes. "Fine, let's do this at the medbay… just in case." He said the last part quietly.

 


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With Tucker lying on the medbay table; and after the system had scanned him and removed some minor acne scars and a case of athlete's foot, Alex prepared to convert the nerdy teen to a nerdy ghost teen.
Cutting his arm for what would be the twelfth time that night, Alex let the ectoplasm pool in his hand.

"So how's this going to work?" Tucker asked nervously.

Alex smiled creepily and offered his cupped palm to Tucker. "Drink."

"Eww gross." Sam muttered to Danny as Tucker grimaced and drank the green goo swallowing with much reluctance.

Alex pulled on the pool of ecto-energy inside him. Using his practice at manipulating the structure of ghost-life Alex directed the ectoplasm to fuse with the teen, imagining it entwining and becoming one with his genetic code. Tucker glowed green and grimaced in pain as Alex worked.

"Are you ok, Tuck?" Danny asked.

"I'm- Fine." Tucker ground out. "This just feels like a dental scraping only… all over, it's like you're running nails on my bones. Totally not fun."

"Just a little more," Alex reassured him.

Slowly the glowing green energy seeped into Tuckers body outlining his bones through his skin until with a grunt of pain from the boy the energy burst outwards in glowing green waves. As the energy passed back over his flesh Tucker's skin changed to a ghostly green and his ears elongated into points. His yellow top morphed into a hooded sweatshirt and his pants changed to black. From beneath the hood his eyes glowed with a solid red which quickly faded to red irises. Alex stepped back as the transformation completed.

"Tuck? Buddy? You in there?" Danny asked cautiously.

"I feel like I've just been beaten like a pinata at an eight-year-olds birthday." Tucker groaned.
Danny breathed out a sigh of relief. "But you still feel like you, right? No, desire to fight or take over the world?"

"No more than usual." Tucker said as his aches faded and he sat up, or at least tried to sit up. Instead, he half-floated, half-spun around and off the table to fall to the floor with a thump.

"Oww."

"It takes some getting used to." Danny held a hand out to Tucker to help him up.

"When Desiree gave me powers it came more naturally than this." Tucker said as he took Danny's hand and was pulled to his feet.

"That's because she didn't change you into a ghost but made a ghost with powers that possessed you and that would have eventually taken you over." Alex explained then turned to Sam. "You ready to give it a go?"

Sam gulped nervously. "Better now than never."

She lay on the table and Danny reached out and grasped her hand as Alex repeated the process of gathering ecto-plasm.

"Do I really have to drink this?" Sam asked with obvious reluctance.

"There are a few ways I could introduce ectoplasm to your system," Alex admitted, "but this is the one that I think both you and Danny would find the least objectionable."

It took a second for Sam to pick up the insinuation.

"How else would you do it?" Danny asked oblivious.

Sam slugged he shoulder while blushing before turning back to Alex. "Just give me the blood before I hurt you." She said with red cheeks.

Alex offered his cupped hand.

"Ick." She swallowed the offered ectoplasm.

Once again Alex pulled on his ecto-energy and pushed it towards the girl, pushing it in and through her body and directing the ectoplasm to bind with her. This time though he felt another source of energy being drawn with his into Sam. White energy flowed from Danny's hand into to Sam and mixed with the green glow. The energy mixed together becoming more powerful as Alex struggled to direct it.

"Let go." Alex ground out under the weight of the power he was holding in check.

"I can't!" Danny groaned as his hand remained fixed to Sam's.
Alex tried to hold the power from hurting Sam but already she was twisting in pain as the energy tore through her, her back arching and her muscles clenching. Without more ectoplasm in her system to absorb the excess energy it was burning away at her human flesh. Unfortunately, both Alex and Danny had at least one hand bound to Sam.

"She needs more ectoplasm." Alex cried at Danny. "You have to bite your tongue and kiss her."

"What?! I-I- can't do t-that!"

"Shut up and kiss the girl!"

Danny looked down at Sam who was silently screaming in agony at this point and bit down savagely on his tongue causing ectoplasmic blood to fill his mouth. He lent over Sam and pushed the ghostly substance into her mouth using his. Sam swallowed reflexively and the ectoplasm entered her system and spread throughout her body. The ecto-energy that had been running rampant immediately flowed to and then with the ectoplasm.

Alex redoubled his focus and directed the changes through her body; the task infinitely easier without the overflow of energy. The colour of the energy changed as he worked, cycling though green, white and blue before settling on a pale green. As with Tucker it seeped inwards outlining her bone-structure before flaring rapidly outward; the force of it pushing Alex, Danny and Tucker away.

As the light swept over her Sam changed. Her hair turned a deep purple streaked with white and her pony tail split into two flared pigtails on either side of her head. Her skin lightened to a ghostly pale lavender and her top morphed into a black and purple corset with black fishnet sleeves and matching gloves. Her skirt and leggings stretched into tight black pants and her boots climbed up her calves and gained vivid green buckles.

"Sam? Are you ok? I'm so sorry." Danny was the first to his feet, he threw himself to Sam's side only to hover awkwardly over her unsure if he should touch her.

"Owwww, that was not fun." Sam groaned and held her head.

She opened glowing purple eyes that were rimmed in jagged black lashes and reached out to Danny who immediately took her hand.

"I don't want to do that again."

"You don't have to." Danny consoled her as he pulled her into a close hug.

Alex got to his feet already recovering from the blast and the struggle of maintaining his control of the energy of Sam's transformation. Damn did he love his new ghostly constitution.

"Well… despite unexpected interference, that went well."

"WENT WELL?" Tucker screamed from where he was on the ground. "You almost killed her!"

"Yes, well I didn't expect the process to pull on all available sources of energy and tap into Danny's powers." Alex admitted. "She should be fine now, hell if anything she should be more than fine. She absorbed a lot of ecto-energy."

"Compared to the existence rendering agony from earlier I do feel pretty good." Sam said from within Danny's arms.

"See? All is well."

"Remind me why we decided to trust you to perform experimental ghost procedures on us again?" asked Danny.

"Because you were all in shock at nearly loosing Sam and I had proven to not be malicious in saving her life and the opportunity to gain abilities that would help your friends stay alive was too good to deny after your recent scare."

"Yeah... that sounds about right."

"Oh and your reality is filled with overly trusting people and poor decisions and you have likely been overly influenced by the lackadaisical attitude of your parents towards lab safety."

"You can stop now."

"You asked." Alex shrugged. "Anyway, next step is testing powers."

"Woohoo!" Tucker immediately floated into the air only to lose concentration and fall to the ground again with a thump.

"I would suggest you all come with me back to the Mansion. You'll get a boost from my Field Research perk.

 


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(Within the mansion haunted and dark, five ghostly teens had such a lark. With joy and with laughter they tested their metal, t'was not for many hours 'til they decided to settle.)

For the next few hours, the two newly made half-ghosts practiced their abilities under the direction of Alex and Danny. Sam was proving to be faster and stronger than Tucker but they both displayed the same basic power set. It wasn't until they attempted to change back to human form that any side effects of Sam's overexposure to ecto-energy became apparent. While Tucker transformed back into his regular form, Sam attempted to do so and struggled. Her reversion was slow and the change gradual. Eventually Sam completed the change back to human though a violet streak in her black hair stubbornly remained.

"Why is it so hard to become human?" Sam huffed from the exertion of the change.

"You absorbed more energy and ectoplasm: it's likely that you're a little more ghost than human instead of a fifty-fifty split." Alex suggested.

"What does that mean?" Danny asked.

"I don't know." Alex offered.

"You don't know?"

"This is my first-time changing people into half-ghosts remember." Alex reminded him.

"Right."

"It's fine Danny." Sam consoled. "Purple is my favourite colour; people will just assume I dyed a streak of my hair."

"Well, I guess, and it does look good on you." Danny said blushing.

"Thanks." Sam also tuned a shade pink.

Alex looked away giving the teens their moment. He met eyes with Morrigan who gave him a small smile. She was much quieter around other people. He noticed the sky outside the window lightening the soon coming dawn.

(The darkness recedes as day's light is dawning. The good time soon ends with the coming of morning.)

"Well, this has been fun." Alex told the crew. "But it's almost dawn and with that my twelve hours stuck here will be up."

"So you're leaving." Asked Tucker.

"I might be back once I've explored some other realities and gained some more abilities. Don't get me wrong: ghost powers are awesome but this reality has too many built-in methods to counter them to rely just on them."

"I guess we'll see you in a few years then." Said Danny as he reached out to shake Alex's hand.

"Likely much sooner." Alex said taking Danny's hand in a firm grasp. "Time moves differently between realities. And on that note, in case I'm not back before it all I've some advice for you."

Alex thought over where he guessed the timeline was, from comments of the group while experimenting he was fairly certain that the town had already been turned against Danny but that it was not yet Halloween and thus, he hadn't encountered the Fright Knight yet. He pulled Danny away from the group so he could tell him in privet.

Danny looked at Alex as they stood a few feet away from the group. "Alright hit me."

"Your sister knows you're a ghost and you can trust her. She's been covering for you from your parents and keeping your secret. She loves you."

"My sister knows!" Danny started to freak out.

"Yes, and she's a good person who supports you. I would suggest talking to her because honestly, I think you all need someone to talk to about all this."

"Anything else?" Danny sighed wondering how he was going to talk to Jazz.

"Yeah, believe in yourself more. Don't take crap from people. I'm not saying to go all evil on people but why on earth you let that dick Dash wail on you I don't understand."

"I can't use my powers like that." Danny defended himself.

"I'm not saying to go ghost and fight him but with some practice I'm sure you can enhance your endurance while human so that the next time Dash decks you one it's his fist that breaks and not your face."

"I'll try."

"That's all I can ask." Alex said. "Two more things."

"You have a lot of advice, dude."

Alex ignored him. "In a month or two a circus is going to come to town. The owner has a crystal ball staff that controls ghosts: including you in human form. It's powerful enough to control you through a TV screen or as just a picture on a billboard. And with your friends all ghost-upped now they are susceptible too."

"Man, that's scary." Danny shivered.

"My suggestion is to talk Jazz into to gearing up in your dad's anti-ghost gear and go smash it."

"Because she won't be affected by the staff and will be safe if he does control one of us." Danny nodded in understanding.

"That and the circus owner has a few ghosts under his control already." Alex agreed. "Lastly, should I not come back and this is the wrong timeline. If you ever feel the need to steal the answers to a school aptitude test — don't."

"Really, don't cheat on tests at school?" Danny asked with a cocked eyebrow.

Alex knew the information wouldn't be fun to hear but it simply solved more problems to head this off before it happened… if it happened. Time travel shenanigans notwithstanding.

He gripped both of Danny's shoulders to look him dead in the eyes. "It begins a series of events that start with all your family and friends dead and ends with the destruction of the world under the most powerful evil ghost to exist."

Danny's eyes widened in horror.

"If you ever find yourself wracked by grief and rage then under no circumstances are you to ever attempt to split your human half from your ghost half." Alex continued. "Ectoplasm is inherently susceptible to strong negative emotions; if you separate in that frame of mind then the ghost half is going to be all bad without the human half to balance itself."

"I'm the evil ghost in the future, aren't I?" Danny whispered.

"More that you're ghost which then fused with Vlad Plasmius." Alex admitted. "It takes a lot of dominos falling just right to result in Dark Danny but hopefully he'll never come into existence now."
Danny nodded to himself and took a fortifying breath. "Any other soul-shaking bombs you want to drop?"

"No, there's a lot that happens but you should come out on top, especially now that your friends can help you in a more direct manner." Alex told the boy.
Danny looked over had his friends that were staring his way in case they need to rush over and help.

"They're the best." Danny admitted.

"They're good people." Alex agreed.

At that moment the sun crested the horizon and Alex felt a change within him. It wasn't anything overt but he simply knew that he could leave back to his Jump-Chan Seraphina now.

"I'm going to be gone soon." Alex told Danny. "If I open a ghost portal to the ghost-zone will you guys be able to find your way back?"

"I'm sure we can find our way back to the ghost portal at my dad's." Danny said. "But what about ghost that's got us trapped in the mansion? I can't just leave him be."

"He should be taken care of by the Italian Plumber any time now and honestly I don't know what will happen to you all if you're here when that happens."

"If you're sure then yeah, we're good to go." Danny said with a raised voice, indicating to the other teens that it was time to go.

"Great." Alex drew on his ecto-energy creating a small black flame on his finger tip. With a flick he threw it into the air besides them where it spread outwards. Much like burning hole in a photograph the flame spread in a circle, burning a hole in reality and opening a passage to the ghost-zone.

(The dark flame burns reality away; it opens a passage for those that can't stay.)

"Thanks for the advice and thanks for saving Sam." Danny said as he flew through the portal.

"Thanks for the cool powers!" Tucker called as he rushed past.

"Thanks for, you know, making sure I didn't die." Sam said as she gave Alex a brief hug before hurrying after her friends.

Alex let the portal burn closed behind them. He turned to Morrigan. "You want to come with me? I promise adventure and nifty abilities."

Morrigan grinned. "I think I would like that."

"Good, I was hoping you'd say that." Alex grinned back.

"Last thing before we go." Alex mentally closed the portal to the Warehouse and groaned as Alice popped into existence where the portal was.

"I was hoping she didn't quite count as alive." Alex said as Alice brushed off her skirt and stood to the side awaiting orders.

"Why, what happened?" Morrigan asked.

"The Warehouse has certain rules." Alex explained. "You can't store living people inside. They end up being pushed out when you close the portal."

"Why would you need to store Alice? Wont she just come with us?"

"I was hoping to store her because I can't afford to bring her out as a companion, I spent all that credit on my abilities and you. There was an option to get a stasis chamber for the warehouse that can allow for the storage of a person, this allows you to literally steal someone from their reality without purchasing them as a companion. But I got the medbay and return door instead."

Alex wracked his brain as he tried to figure out a method to cheat the system. He could always leave the little ghost-maid behind with orders to either hide or help Danny but that felt cruel. He made her and thus he was responsible for her. He mentally went over the list of perks and abilities he had so far until he came upon a possible solution. When Alex had chosen to come to this mixed world, he had honestly not expected to have any interaction with anyone but his Booette companion.

He had originally planned to experiment more with the ghost-magic he had picked up as a Ghost King. It was a high-end purchase from that jump and came with many benefits. Hell, it was the Ghost Kings passive ability to command other ghosts that he suspected heavily influenced both Morrigan and Danny into trusting him. Spending most of the night messing with the Danny Phantom kids and the Danny Phantom powerset had not been the plan. His Dark Danny powers came with a built-in ease of use while the magic of the Ghost King was much more ambiguous. Still, the perk mentioned one ability that he thought might just be perfect for this situation.

Alex reached inside himself feeling the thrumming presence of his ecto-energy just below the surface, it practically purred at his touch as if was eager to respond. Giving the ghost energy a mental pat, he pushed deeper, beyond that wellspring of power as he sought another. Deep within, in a still, dark pool he found what he was searching for. A violet, swirling miasma of ghostly magic.

Externally, Morrigan watched as Alex's eyes became a vivid glowing purple that swirled and spun as if his eyes were filled with luminescent gas. He reached out and violet energy sprung from his fingertips forming a rectangular frame of light that quickly filled in with substance. From his magic he conjured an ornate gilded wooden picture frame; where a painting would be instead was a swirling vortex of magic. He twirled his finger and brought the frame to in front of Alice.

"Alice dear, could jump into the painting frame for me?" he asked of the little skeleton.
Alice didn't hesitate as she simply hopped into the vortex with a flash of purple light. Alex brought the painting back around and both he and Morrigan saw that the painting was now filled in with Alice standing front and centre and performing a little curtsy.

Alex took hold of the painting with his hands as he let go of the magic levitating it. His eyes returned to their normal green as he also let go of his ghost transformation for the first time in hours.

"Let's hope this works." Alex said as he opened the Warehouse once again. He placed Alice's portrait just inside the portal and stepped back. Closing the portal again, Alex expected for either the picture or Alice to once again appear — Nothing happened.

"I'm honestly surprised that worked." Alex said.

"So, we're going now?" Morrigan asked?

"Yep, just as soon as I work out ho—" Alex started to say but between one blink and the next Morrigan and the Mansion vanished as he found himself back in the stary void with Seraphina.

"Welcome Back!" Seraphina exclaimed.

 

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Chapter 4

Notes:

AN: I know that Danny Phantom was quick but I'm hopeful that Alex can return at a later point and explore that world more because while I always planned on getting through my first jump quickly, I found i enjoyed writing Danny, Tucker and Sam.

This is the chapter where more mature themes are starting to be added. This is crossposted on QQ so expect things to get weird.
Jumpchains are not reknowned for obaying laws of sensibility.

Chapter Text

"Welcome Back!" Seraphina exclaimed.

"Thanks." Alex said as he took in the space with an awe that had been denied him his fist time round.

The void was endless and filled with stars that swirled and twisted in mesmerising patterns. It was breathtakingly beautiful. It was dizzying too, not helped by the fact that the floor was invisible so that it seemed that you stood amongst the cosmos. Standing out in its surreality was the shag rug and accompanying couch upon which Seraphina lounged. Her laid back position drew the eye to the long stretch of pale leg from where she had them crossed while lying on the couch.

She nodded one bare foot with black painted toenails at him.

The action was direct enough to pull Alex out of his perving, his eyes flicking to her face where he caught the smirk on her lips. Alex had been unable to appreciate it before but both this place and Seraphina were beautiful in very different ways. He was unsure if he would have even been able to have a coherent conversation with her had he been unprepared. Not that he was prepared now, but he at least had some prior, though watered down, exposure. His staring had triggered certain biological reactions that were hard to ignore as he was once again naked.

"Still no clothes?" Alex asked as he shifted to the side somewhat so that he wasn't pointing himself directly at the woman… goddess? Being? Fae?

"What can I say? I like the view." Seraphina swung herself into an upright position and crossed her legs in a manner reminiscent of a famous early 90s film.

"So do I." Alex murmured before he could catch himself. The fact that Seraphina only laughed reassured him that he wasn't in trouble. "I feel different than the last time I was here." Alex Said.

"As I told you then; your emotions were purposefully muted. It prevents panic attacks and promotes logical thinking." Seraphina explained.

"And now?"

"Now your emotional response is your own," Seraphina told him. "You were expecting to come here and already know you're not dead or insane or something else that would waste time."

"Great…" Alex trailed off. It meant that him perving was likely all him and not some external effect. Though it didn't explain why he wasn't so distracted by his sudden appearance in the last Jump and or the attractive ghost he was with.

"That was an effect of the double ghost forms you adopted when you entered the jump. Given time you would have adapted but at the very beginning some of your more erratic human responses were quite literally dead." Seraphina explained his unvoiced thoughts. Her expression become serious for a moment. "Let that be a lesson to you that alt-forms you take in Jumps can have an effect on your thoughts and emotions." She warned.

Alex nodded at her advice. "So where is Morrigan?" he asked.

"She's waiting in the companion housing; companions won't appear here unless you ask for them. It gives you the opportunity to complete any jump related tasks you want to keep private remain so."

"I don't think there's anything about the last jump I need to keep to myself."

"Then I'll bring her in when you select the next one." Seraphina said. "By the way, did you enjoy your first Jump?"

"I did. Though the rhyming narrator was annoying at the beginning I kinda zoned it out by the end."

"Drawbacks are weird like that. Though I feel you missed out on many of the ones you selected by dint of only hanging around for one night."

"I'm not going to complain about that." Alex said with a laugh. "Oh! that reminds me, can I look at the perks I picked?"

"Just think of a stat page appearing." Seraphina advised.

Alex imagined a stat-page listing all his perks and abilities appearing and it did so as a floating window much like a text document on a computer. Scrolling through his list he quickly found the perk he was thinking off.

"Before I forget," Seraphina started while Alex read, "you're a cheater."

Alex looked up surprised. "I'm a what now?"

Seraphina nodded solemnly. "A cheater. I was not expecting your little trick with the magic portraits to work."

"To be honest, neither was I," Alex Admitted, "is it a problem?"

Seraphina shook her head. "No, no problem. The rules are guidelines and anything not allowed simply won't work. You're expected to try and be creative."

Alex let go of a breath he hadn't realised he had been holding. It was one thing to try and work the system in a game but he had been worried about the omnipotent being he was… working for? …Playing with? …Serving? Whatever. She was cool and was not going to squish him for trying to work the system. He returned to his stat page not noticing the small smile that crossed said being's face.

"I didn't even think about it while in Jump, but what happened to all the wealth from the Kings Ransom perk?" Alex asked after a minute of reading.

"It's in a hidden room behind the one of the bookshelves in the Ghost Room you got; which has also been added to your Housing within the Warehouse" Seraphina said as an image of the cosy room with the large bed, lounge area and old wood furniture and bookshelves appeared next to them. The image flowed toward one of the bookshelves and a red leather-bound book moved with a click causing the entire shelving to swing outward revealing a huge ballroom sized space overflowing with gold coins, precious gems, silver ingots and bundles of cash.

"Holy— how much is there?"

"It says: 'enough to build tons of haunted mansions and each one would be filled with riches.' I would estimate somewhere within the range of a few hundred million dollars. Does it matter, considering it refills every night?"

"I guess not, though it does decide what I'm doing next." Alex said.

"Oh?"

"Yeah, I should do the Monopoly Gauntlet so it's usable in any jump where gold and wads of American cash aren't the required currency."

"Smart thinking," Seraphina said pulling up the relevant jumpdoc, "make your choices and I'll send you in."

Alex started going through the document to make his choices. "Given that it's a gauntlet: Morrigan won't be able to come with me?"

"Gauntlets are for you alone unless the document allows others," Seraphina confirmed. "Oh and speaking of the ghostly maiden." She snapped her fingers causing Morrigan to appear in a flash of light.

"Eep!" Morrigan squeaked as she appeared. "You're naked!" She accused Alex while covering her eyes.

Alex didn't fail to notice that she kept enough of a gap between her fingers to peek through them. He also could not fail to notice that she was in a similar state of dress to himself. That is to say: undressed.

"So are you." Alex said as he ran his eyes along her form. She was attractive. A little thin, with a very modest but well-shaped bust. She had a toned stomach and long, strong legs. The small patch of sparse pubic hair matched her locks of greyish silver.

Morrigan looked down at herself and shrieked.

"Don't look!" She shouted as she crouched and covered as much of herself as possible.

"Sorry." Alex said and turned his back to her. Much too late really.

"Why am I naked?" Morrigan asked in a strained voice.

Alex guested over his shoulder towards where Seraphina was behind Morrigan.

"You'll have to ask the lady over there," he said.

Morrigan looked to the incredibly beautiful woman lounging behind her.

Seraphina shrugged. "I enjoy naked people. Sue me."

"Can I please have some clothes?" Morrigan pleaded with tears in the corner of her eyes.

Seraphina tapped one black tipped finger to her lips in thought. "Alright. But only because I can't see anything with you crouched like that anyway." She snapped her fingers causing a black robe to appear before Morrigan.

Morrigan blushed at the insinuation that the woman wanted to look at her and grabbed the silky black robe, quickly pulling it on. It was thin and clung to her curves but it covered her chest and fell to just above the knees. It was only somewhat more revealing than what Morrigan had been wearing in the mansion but then again, Morrigan wasn't modest, she just wasn't an exhibitionist… or at least she didn't think she was. Now that she was covered and calming down, she found that she didn't mind the idea that both the strange attractive woman and Alex wanted to look at her only that them looking at her made her feel incredibly embarrassed and naked… especially when she WAS naked.

"Couldn't you have just tuned invisible?" Alex asked from where he was going over the gauntlet document; his back still to the girls.

Morrigan froze. She had completely forgotten about that. Deciding to ignore the question she instead settled for tying the robe in place and making sure it hung nicely. "You can turn around now. I'm decent." She allowed Alex.

Alex turned back to the two to see Morrigan in a black silk robe. The way it clung to her hips and contrasted against her pale skin was much more alluring than straight up nudity.

"More than decent, I would say."

Morrigan blushed at the comment and ignored the obvious reaction Alex had at seeing her.

"So where are we and what are we doing?" She asked.

Seraphina answered.

"You're in my personal realm within the void. I'm the omnipotent being that has selected young Alex to jump through various realities for my amusement. We're currently waiting on Alex to make his selection for a gauntlet based on a family boardgame about capitalism. He'll go in alone and we'll watch him fail… or not. He may surprise us." Seraphina said with a grin.

Alex rolled his eyes while Morrigan nodded along.

Seraphina gestured and a lounge chair appeared adjacent to her couch along with a low glass coffee table and a selection of coffee and tea services. "Would you like to join me while Alex makes his discissions?" Seraphina asked, "also — you may call me Seraphina."

"Thankyou." Morrigan smiled and joined Seraphina, the two started to quietly chat as Seraphina served them tea.

Alex decided to ignore their surprisingly normal conversation on favourite teas, clothes and haunting techniques, OK maybe not completely normal, and focus on his selection. Gauntlets were different in that he didn't start with any CP and
could only enter with his body mod and so had to balance drawbacks with desired perks.



Monopoly Gauntlet.

     0CP (+1200)

Origin:

     Bodymod 21yo

Perks:

     Fast Track [100]

     Cash Advance [300]

     Real Estate [400]

     The Landlords Game [400]

Drawbacks:

     Annoyance [+100]

          Ankle Biter [+100]

               Just make it stop [+200]

                    Only the Dead Can Know Peace [+300]

     More Of Them [+200]

     Embarrassment [+100]

     Free Parking [+200]



Seraphina looked over Alex's choices and let out a long whistle. "You know that this is going to be painful right?" she asked with concern.

"I've survived family board games before, I'm sure I can do it again."

"Well if you're sure," Seraphina shrugged.

"Good luck, Alex." Morrigan encouraged him.

"Thanks, see you soon." Alex said as he disappeared with a wave of Seraphina's hand.

"He'll be OK, right?" Morrigan asked.

"Probably," Seraphina replied, "let's watch."

Seraphina gestured again and the area in front of the two swirled with colour: revealing six people sitting around a table with stacks of colourful money and a light beige boardgame between them.

 

⦖⋄⦕
 

"You can have the wheelbarrow." The blond girl sitting on his knee smiled as she pressed the small pewter piece into Alex's hand.

"Thanks." Alex said taking his least favourite piece.

"You're welcome!" The girl smirked as she turned back to counting her money for the seventh time. He honey-blond ponytail slapped him in the face… again.

Around the table the rest of the family were getting comfortable, counting their colourful paper money and making sure they had coffee, wine or soda on hand.

Alex looked around at the mish-mashed group of people that he remembered as family even though he knew he had never seen them before in his life. He had grown up the only child of a single mum and had no close extended family. Here, in this world, he had many family members.

The ease of which a being like Seraphina could construct entire histories was as horrifying as it was amazing. He was just thankful that she didn't seem to have a sadistic side as he could find no memories that would traumatise him… though he did find many that were suspect for completely different reasons. Especially given that the people around him were for lack of a better description: Freaks and perverts of the highest order.

The couple across from him were a matched pair of weird. The attractive forty-year-old woman was wearing a dog-ear headband, a black leather collar with attached leash and a short summer dress. Had she been standing he knew that she would also be sporting a fluffy dogs tail behind her that was more likely plug-in than strap-on. Next to her was a man in a full body blue dog suit, the suit's head currently at his side so he could sip at a cup of coffee while playfully tugging at the leash leading back to his wife.

It made for an interesting feeling to then know that the woman was his Aunt Isabella — aunt Bella for short. He had never seen her before today and yet he had many memories of her. He remembered her being over often for coffee with his mum often, he remembered her babysitting him when he was young and he remembered that when he was eleven when he wore ridiculous bowtie outfit when he was ringbearer at her wedding to her husband, Greg. He knew this woman, hell he loved her dearly, and so he also knew that her current attire and behaviour was completely normal for her even if he had always found it embarrassing.

The twenty-eight-year-old, balding overweight man in the ahego sweatshirt to Alex's left was his cousin Joe. The guy was an amateur programmer and self-proclaimed hacker who lived in his mother's basement to 'save money for his future waifu' and he would corner you for hours to talk about how Rainbow-Dash was superior to Twilight-Sparkle if given the chance. He was currently surreptitiously starting at the tween riding Alex's knee while breathing way too heavily not to be noticed. Alex wrapped an arm around his sister's middle and pulled her close without even thinking about it, the girl leant back against him comfortably.

Sister. That was strange. He had never had a sister before and yet he had years of memories of Brooklyn Blake or Lyn as she preferred to be called. Well, to be specific she was his half-sister. They shared a mother but had different fathers both of whom hadn't been in either of their lives for different reasons. Alex's own father had run away from responsibility when he got his high school girlfriend pregnant and no one had seen him since. Lyn's father had passed in a workplace accident soon after she was born. Alex had been nine and the time and missed the guy. He had been good to him and his mother.

Lyn was as annoying as she was adorable. She was loud and bashful. She was sneaky and generous. She was cheeky and cheerful. To say he loved his little sister was an understatement. He knew she was a cheeky, little brat who had him wrapped around her finger but he wouldn't give her up for the world. She was twelve and he was nine years older at twenty-one but they were incredibly close. They had both grown up without a father and so Alex had tried to be the best big brother and male role model he could be. In this life he had stepped in and taken her in after their mother's death last year. He had dropped out of college and gotten a job to make sure he could take care of her.

Mum. Memories of his mother were painful but thankfully not new. The memories of his own mother and the one from the gauntlet blended with little deviation other than the inclusion of his sister and new extended family.

Marie Blake had been a strong and caring woman. She had raised him as a single mum and her duplicate had done the same for both he and his sister. She worked in some medium sized corporation and though the hours were long, it allowed her the finances to raise a child (or two) without assistance. It had made for some lonely times during their childhood and while Alex had, in his own world, retreated into fiction: in this one he had shared his love of reading with his sister.

Some of his fondest new memories were reading to her at night as their mum stayed late at the office. That wasn't to say that their mother was neglectful. She made time when she could and would spend weekends with them going out to the park or cooking together at home, all little moments that held families together. But for most of the week she simply couldn't be there for every dinner or to help with homework or such things.

Alex wasn't sure if he was thankful or disappointed that Seraphina hadn't changed that their mother had still died when he was twenty. He knew that if she was still alive in this world he would likely never want to leave or insist on bringing her with him, even knowing that she wasn't his original mother.

Lastly on Alex's right was his Aunt Helen or as Alex like to call her in his head; 'that miserable bitch.' She was already on her fourth glass of red and was unlikely to stop any time soon. It wasn't like she didn't have reason to drink. Her son Joe was a creep and her husband was likely off screwing another secretary somewhere. The woman was bitter that her life hadn't become some hallmark perfect ideal and in her late fifties she was too old or at least too stubborn to change it. She took out her frustration through drinking and making sure no one else around her could be happy.

Alex hugged his sister closer. She repaid him by elbowing him in the gut as she shuffled into a comfortable position. Around the table everyone had selected their pierces and arranged their space accordingly.

"Everyone chosen their pieces?" Aunt Bell asked.

Alex reached out and put his wheelbarrow on the 'Go' square alongside his sister's car, Aunt Bells dog and Uncle Greg's top hat. Aunt Helen dropped the clothes iron onto the square and Joe put down the battleship with a murmured,

"Fubuki-chan is so kawaii."

"Highest roll goes first, woof!" Aunt Bell said as she rolled a three and a four for a total of eight.
Around the table everyone rolled in turn.

"You're up." Alex said to Helen who had rolled the highest at double sixes.

Helen almost spilled her wine as she rolled and moved her piece six spaces to the Angel Islington. "I'll purchase it." She slurred and counted out the cash to Greg, who was acting as the Bank.

Lyn bounced heavily on Alex's knee as she reached forward and grabbed the dice for her turn.

"Ooph," Alex grunted, "wouldn't you prefer to sit in a chair?" he asked the exuberant girl.

Lyn just looked at him like he was an idiot. "No, I'm good." She smiled back and rolled an eleven, taking her car to Pall Mall and making the purchase.

Alex took the dice himself and made his own roll, double fours. He smiled as he purchased Euston Road and a house automatically appeared on it.

Other than Helen muttering "Typical entitled brat," no one seemed to care about the perk taking effect. Taking up the dice again for his second roll, Alex smiled, this should be easier than he thought.

 


⦖⋄⦕


Forty minutes later and though Alex was easily winning he was ready to punch someone. It likely wouldn't be the first time a family had come to blows over a Monopoly board but it may be the first time someone had actually died.

He had at first ignored the creepy way Joe kept looking at Lyn but leaning in to sniff her hair as she moved her piece towards the Free Parking square had been way too much. Thankfully Lyn hadn't seemed to notice. Nor had she heard Helen's snide comments about how she dressed like her whore mother. How jeans and crop top could have been too much for Helen's sensibilities or Joes self-restraint, Alex didn't know, nor did he find it amusing given she was talking about his sister and mother. He also couldn't believe she was commenting on that while he could see by Aunt Bell's hand movements that she was jacking off her husband below the table.

He had almost had a heart attack twice during the game, once when his aunt's foot had rubbed against his crotch as she asked if there was anything that she could do to get out paying rent on his orange properties and again when Lyn had pushed Bell's foot off him and shuffled herself off his knee and onto his lap directly while glaring at the older woman.

He had been thankful that the new memories had nothing horrendous like childhood abuse or exposure to a horrific accident or such but he was starting to think that maybe the 'him' of this world had his own issues when he had hugged Lyn close after that. And the less he thought about his sister's obvious brother complex the better, at least for now.
With the conclusion of the game the other family members had gone silent and still as the ghostly form of Milburn Pennybags had flowed out of the board and offered to shake his hand. The man had then placed a top hat — sorry, a stovepipe hat — on his head, passed him a pocket watch, pressed a heavy silver pooch into his arms and promised him that all his money forever more would be good wherever he went.

Alex had simply sat there in stunned silence until he blinked and found himself sitting on a couch back in Seraphina's void.

"Did you have fun?" Seraphina asked.

"Not really, no." Alex responded. He looked down at the metal dog in his arms with a frown. "Do I have to keep the dog?" he asked.

"No, I can either return it to the Monopoly world or you could just store it in the Warehouse."

"Wait," Alex frowned, "The world keeps on existing?"

"All worlds both exist and don't exist until observed." Seraphina explained. "Because we observed this one it will keep on existing until the conceptual entropy overtakes the thematic inertia."

Alex didn't like the sound of that. It raised too many questions about what reality was to begin with and cast doubt on his belief that his original reality was somehow the real one.

"It's not." Seraphina asked the question he hadn't had the guts to even think. "Your reality was created from a story from another reality about a dog named Spot."

Alex tried to wrap his mind around that. "Are all realities like that?"

Seraphina nodded. "All worlds are thematic branches from the collective imagination of other worlds." Seraphina
explained. "Imagine a still pool of water; a stone is thrown in and it splashes as it hits the surface. The ripple that spreads out is a thematic wave and represents all versions of that reality. The splash causes droplets to fall nearby creating new ripples and splashes. Occasionally ripples interact with each other, creating new patterns that are a combination of two. No one knows who cast the first stone but part of our job is to keep the process going, ensuring that there are new splashes when the water starts to still again."

"So, we're all just temporary ripples on the water?"

"Of course not. That's just a metaphor to explain concepts that are beyond your imagination at the moment. It's much more complicated that I made it sound."

"So that means that Lyn still exists?"

"She does."

"Can I trade the dog for my sister? I don't want to leave her with those people."

Seraphina pulled out the small red leather book and started flipping through the pages.

"… return policies… companion exchange, no that's not right. Gauntlet extended warranties and returns, that maybe it. Alright!" Seraphina snapped the book shut. "I can exchange the doggo for the girl if that's what you want."

"Please do." Alex said.

With a small flash of light his arms were suddenly filled not by cold metal dog but warm and unfortunately naked kid sister.

The honey blond girl looked up at him with bright green eyes and blinked. She looked down at herself and at him, then around at the other two on the couch.

"Why are you naked? Why am I naked?" She paused as she looked around. "Is this a dream? I've had dreams like this before but not with an audience…"

"Umm no, this isn't a dream." Alex said as he carefully lifted the girl off him and onto the couch while trying very hard not to actually look at her. "Seraphina a little help here?"

Seraphina scoffed. "I don't know what your problem is with nudity. I know you like looking at naked women." Still, she snapped her fingers and another silky black robe matching Morrigan's appeared around Lyn.

Alex waited a second before asking. "And me?"

"Nope. Just because you don't want to look at the girls around you don't mean I don't want to look at you."

"I don't mind." Lyn murmured as she eyed her bothers slim yet toned body with a blush heavy on her cheeks.

"That's part of the problem." Alex muttered.

Fixing Seraphina with an accusing glare. "Did you have to give everyone in that world issues?"

"I'm not the one who picked the drawbacks." Seraphina defended herself. "I just interpreted them in a manner that had the least problems. Also, most of my material came from your own subconscious ideas on what a little sister was, it's not my fault that you watched too many inappropriate Japanese cartoons, just be thankful she doesn't call you 'onii-chan.'

Lyn looked up at her brother. "Onii-chan?"

Alex shivered involuntarily. I'm going to need therapy to unpack that, he thought to himself.

"No, this is much tamer than Aunt Bell at least." Alex admitted. "Though I feel I'm much to accepting of it anyway."

"That because you picked a drawback that insisted that I provide alternate memories for family members you simply didn't have. You've had years to come to terms with your sister's obsession with you."

"Hey!" Lyn objected.

Alex reflexively reached out and rubbed her head causing the girl to instantly calm down and snuggle into his touch.

"Seriously, let that be another lesson to you to be careful when selecting anything that affects your mind. I could have been much more malicious."

"Alright. I get it."

"Not that I mind you all talking about me as if I'm not here." Lyn said from where she was curled into Alex's side. "But where are we? What's going on? And who are you two?"

"Well…" Alex began.

 


⦖⋄⦕


It only took ten minutes to explain the situation to Lyn, Alex suspected that Seraphina was helping out somehow to avoid any disbelief.

"I get to go on adventures with you and don't have to go back home?" Lyn asked.

"That's right. That's if you want too of course."

"Best big brother ever." Lyn hugged him tight. "Where are we going next?"

"I've got ghost powers and the ability to give them out," Alex started, "that should cover most dangers. I've got magic that I want to explore, maybe something like the Dresden Files or Harry Potter."

"Or you could go to the Tortall Universe or the Artemis Fowl Universe?" Lyn suggested from some of her favourite books.

Alex brought up the jumpdocs with a gesture and glanced through them. Some of the perks did look nice, especially 'The Book.'

"I was also thinking that I need some tech or another type of power to balance everything out. Ghost-powers are good but they can be negated with magic, magic is adaptable but some places trump it with science when they start to understand how the energy works. I think we need some tech to use when powers fail."

"What about magic tech?" Lyn asked.

"What were you thinking, 'cause I'm definitely going to veto Star Wars for at least a few jumps yet." Alex responded.

"I'm thinking that Steven Universe has some cool crystal-based technology that works like magic. Not to mention Gem-powers."

Alex brought up the doc and started reading through it. "This could work, it'll give me another method of empowering companions as well." Alex thought he might even be able to start combining upgrades, phantom-crystals sounded cool.

"You're rather quiet, aren't you?" Lyn turned to Morrigan as Alex read.

Morrigan nodded. "I've read through some of the Jumpdocs but I've no experience with any of the worlds they're based off so find it a bit overwhelming."

She perked up a little, "I did look at the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe Jump," only to drop it again as she finished, "but it made my head hurt."

Lyn crawled over the couch to sit by Morrigan and gave her a hug. "Don't worry, I'm sure wherever we go I can show you more pop-culture to get into."

Morrigan timidly wrapped an arm around the girl. "I'd like that."

Seraphina smiled as she watched the two girls get along. Looking back at Alex she asked: "Have you made your decision yet?"

"Almost." Alex responded, "If I take the diamond form in the SU jump can I make my power the ability to create, shape and control crystals?"

"Isn't that already a perk?"

"That's for making other Gem lifeforms, I meant can I actually generate physical crystals?"

"I don't see why not," Seraphina began, "you can't give them life without the appropriate perk and you won't be able to affect a Gem's gemstone without touching it."

"That's more than fair."

"I'm surprised that's what you're going with, there are plenty of Jumps with more powerful technology."

"True but this one has unique tech, inbuilt power-ups and now the ability to literally create the tech with a power."

Seraphina laughed as she put the crystal creation ability and the fact that the technology was made out of crystal together in her mind. "Yeah, that'll work."



Alexander Blake

Steven Universe
     1000CP + 1100CP
Origin:

     Drop-in [Free]

Race:

     Gem [200CP]

           Diamond Authority [400CP] — Grey Diamond - Crystal Creation Ability.

Perks:

     Crystal-Clear Sound [Free]

     Gem Tech [400]

     Accepting Physiology (Half-Gem) [100CP]

     Form Shifting (Gem) [Free]

     Armament Creation (Gem) [Free] — Daggers

     Fusion (Gem) [Free]

     Bubbling (Gem) [100]

     Gem Creation (Gem) [300CP]

Items:

     Gem Destabiliser (Gem) [Free]

     Temple and Warp Grid [300CP]

Companions:

      Import x2 [100CP]

      Canon Gem [200CP] – Lapis Lazuli

Drawbacks:

     Short Stack [+100]

     Spinel [+400]

     The Diamonds [+600]


Seraphina looked over Alex's selection. "Are you insane?" she queried.

"I know, I know but I really wanted some of those perks."

"What's wrong with the selection?" asked Morrigan.

"The Diamonds and Spinel are the some of the most powerful characters in that universe and my idiot brother has decided to paint a target on himself for all of them."

"Are they that bad?"

"Think four King Boo's in Bowser costume bad." Alex admitted.

"Why would you take those drawbacks then?" Seraphina pressed Alex.

"Because the whole purpose of this jump is to gain easy tech and the Diamond Authority is stupidly expensive." Alex sighed. "Look, I know it seems undoable but I do have a plan and I do have a Jumper's best weapon."

"Plot Armor?" Seraphina asked coyly.

Alex scowled at her. "No. Out of context powers."

Alex paced back and forth as he explained. "The Diamonds are thousands of years old and immensely powerful but that also means they're arrogant and certain of themselves. They've never encountered ghosts or magic because those simply don't exist within their universe."

"So you're going to spook them to death?" Lyn asked sarcastically.

"No, but I can overshadow their servants and hit them hard when they're not looking and if worse comes to worst, we can just hide."

Everyone was quiet in thought.

"That may just work." Lyn admitted.

"Good. Now, you both have eight hundred choice points to use to help me."

Morrigan looked over to Alex. "Any suggestions?"

"Grab 'Adapting Physiology' if you can afford it. It'll make giving your future forms ghost powers much easier." Alex Suggested.

Both Morrigan and Lyn nodded at the suggestion and started completing their choices. Lyn finished first and they both waited for Morrigan.

"So why Lapis?" Lyn asked Alex.

Alex shrugged. "She seemed to get screwed over a lot in the show and she reminds me of a girl I had a crush on high school."

Lyn cocked an eyebrow at him. "Blue?"

Alex sighed. "No, damaged."

"Yikes, that screams unhealthy. You know that right."

"I do." Alex agreed.



Brooklyn Blake

Steven Universe

     800CP + 100CP

Origin:

     Drop-in [Free]

Race:

     Half Gem [100CP]

          Quartz [100] — Angel Aura Quartz

Perks:

     Crystal-Clear Sound [Free]

     Fighting Prowess [100CP] – Martial Arts

     Primitive Technology Adaption [600CP]

     Accepting Physiology [Free]

     Biological Shifting [Free]

     Gem powers [Free] — Force Shard Creation.

Items:

     Food Themed Bag [Free] — Donut-shaped Back-pack.

Drawbacks:

     Short Stack [+100CP]



Morrigan

Steven Universe

     800CP + 100CP

Origin:

     Drop-in [Free]

Race:

     Gem [200CP]

          Quartz [200] — Flint

Perks:

     Crystal-Clear Sound [Free]

     Fighting Prowess [100CP] – Spearmanship

     Accepting Physiology [100CP]

     Form Shifting [Free]

     Armament Creation [Free] — Spear

     Fusion [Free]

     Gem powers [Free] — Geokinesis

Items:

     Gem Destabiliser [Free]

     Homeworld Colony [300CP]

Drawbacks:

     Short Stack [+100CP]


Alex looked over at Morrigan. "You purchased an entire planet?"

"We might need an army," Morrigan shrugged.

Alex couldn't think of an argument against that.

"What style do you want your colony in?" Seraphina asked.

Morrigan thought for a moment before looking at Alex. "You named be Morrigan after a mythical figure, right?"

Alex nodded.

"What culture is that from?"

"The Morrigan was a Pagan Goddess of Warriors, War and Death in Celtic mythology." Alex answered her.

Morrigan looked to Seraphina. "Can I have a Celtic style with a warrior culture?"

"I think I can easily do that." Seraphina made a few notes on a window that she brought up. "I think that's everything I need. Before I send you off, I should remind you all to check out the companion housing and that you'll all find your companion phone in your rooms. You can combine them with other communication devices but they're the only thing that will be able to contact the warehouse or the housing."

"I completely forgot about those." Alex murmured.

"I know. That's why I mentioned them. Anyway Goodluck!"
Seraphina snapped her fingers.


⦖⋄⦕

 

Chapter 5: Steven Universe 1

Notes:

I don't own Steven Universe. I'm just playing in this rock garden.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Alex Stood atop the Luna Sea Spire and admired the stars. The derelict temple truly was beautiful even if it was in such disrepair. It was the one of the better gem structures he had seen outside of Morrigan’s Colony. He idlily wondered if it was Pink’s influence on the earth-colony’s architecture that made the Gem Temples on earth so much more harmonious with nature.

A flash of light from below pulled him from his mussing. He watched from above as the Crystal Gems arrived via the warp pad. Garnet, being the tallest, was the easiest to recognise followed by Pearl as even over the roar of the surrounding waterfalls he could hear her yell at the small half-gem boy to be more careful. Steven ‘Quartz’ Universe was a small lad yet from the way he jumped around the gems one could see he was obviously full of energy. Lastly, Amethyst stood close to the others; every now and then she surreptitiously glanced at the others for cues. It was easy to forget that — other than Steven — she had likely never been to the Luna Sea Spire when it was in it’s prime, seeing as she didn’t emerge from her Kindergarten until long after the Homeworld gems had retreated.

Alex watched as the group paused in confusion at the black-crystal bridge he had erected in place of the stone arch that had collapsed into the ocean at some point in the past. Steven’s Hamburger backpack supplies would have little use tonight as Alex had already cleared the route to the spires’ peak earlier on his own journey upwards. He stepped back and moved towards the pedestal at the centre of the spire and out of view from the stairs leading upwards. He leant back against the pedestal to wait for the Gems and crossed his arms, huffing in annoyance as he squished his breasts against himself.

It had been three weeks since the group had come to this universe and Alex still was not used to his new form. As a diamond he had two size defaults, towering ninety-foot-tall form and a much more manageable seven-foot-tall height. Yet through having taken the short-stack drawback those forms had been cut in half. Forty-five feet was still ridiculously unmanageable in most situations and his other form was cut to a diminutive three and a half feet which put him even with Steven. Worse, the drawback affected his alt-forms as well; meaning his half-ghost form was a stupidly cute three feet tall.

Once again Alex debated with himself internally as to how he should present himself to the Gems. At his largest he would clearly be seen as a threat while in his smaller form he could be mistaken for an overcooked quartz like Amethyst. He was sure that he wanted to keep his more human appearing alt-forms to himself for now, better to hide that he had abilities outside of those expected from a Gem but there was, at least to himself, an indignity in looking like a cute seven-year-old girl.

Alex, or Alexa as she was going to call herself when in female form, was as cute as am anoyed button. While only as tall as a prepubescent girl, she was not shaped like one. Honestly, she hated herself for actually liking her own look, especially when at her height she looked seven going on seventeen.

Her skin was an unblemished light grey and her hair was short mess of wavy locks in multiple shades of grey that fell to her collar and gave the illusion that she carried around an unruly storm cloud on her head. Her dark-charcoal grey tailcoat pulled tight at waist before flaring at into two tails at the back. It was adorned with subtle lighter grey embroideries of Celtic knots and abstract flora. The patterns were broken by a deep V-cut down the middle that showed off her dark stormy-grey shield-cut gem at her sternum, as well as a moderate amount of cleavage between her small breasts. Her lighter grey riding breeches were tucked into solid dark grey boots at the calf and clung to hips and legs tightly. The only spots of colour in her outfit were a dark blue crystal bangle on her right wrist and flat coin-pearl mounted on her inner left wrist.

Despite her size she had to admit that she was sexy damnit, though it was hard to feel sexy when you were eye level with most people’s belly-button or crotch. Though… that could have advantages. The only saving grace was that Lyn and Morrigan were in much the same predicament having also taken the short-stack drawback.

Oh, and that was another thing. Alexa was fairly sure it was Gem-thing, rather than a female one (or at least he hoped so), but when in this form she wanted to look good. Her body was a physical manifestation of light and could look however she desired as long as she kept to a set colour scheme and she had spent TWO WHOLE DAYS making sure her outfit was exactly how she wanted it. Worse was that she had often found herself casually posing like a model when she wasn’t paying attention. She carried a low-level vanity of appearance that she hadn’t had before. It irked her, in a fissionable way of course.

Alexa grumbled as she straightened out of the artful lean she had fallen into and tapped her foot anxiously as she waited for the Gems. The three weeks since their arrival in this universe had been eventful and incredibly busy. Other than getting used to their new form and powers they had spent much of those first weeks exploring Morrigan’s colony and scouting out both earth and Homeworld via their personal warp grid in their invisible ghost forms. That wasn’t also mentioning the ghost duplicates she had near continuously assembling or modifying of their Gem-tech to give them every advantage for the eventual coming Diamonds. All she had to do was create the component and her duplicates would put them together.

This would be their first contact with one of the other factions and while Alexa wanted to remain unknown for longer this was one of the better opportunities to get something, or rather someone, she wanted from the Crystal Gems.

⦖⋄⦕


“We have made better time than I expected.” Garnet frowned as she crested the top of the spire.

“I still don’t understand.” Pearl muttered. “Those black bridges were not there before and there were signs of battle on the terrace.”

Amethyst used her little finger to pick at her nose. “What does it matter? We got up here with plenty of time to spare.

“Guys! This is awesome! I don’t know what you’re worrying about.” Steven laughed as he pulled his hamburger shaped backpack higher on his shoulders for the umpteenth time.

“We should be careful, expect the unexpected and don’t let our guard down.” Garnet firmly stated.

“I agree.” Pearl edged around Steven to keep him in the centre of the group as she eyed the surroundings for anything out of place. “Steven. Give me the statue.”

Steven shrugged off his super-cool-awesome-backpack and rummaged through it.

“Umm…” he mumbled as he pulled out an inflatable raft, a stuffed toy (“I’m mister Queezy, errgh stop shaking me”) and a couple of bagel-sandwiches, “I don’t have it.”

“What?!” exclaimed Pearl.

“I must have left it on the bed?”

“Dude? You packed everything BUT the statue.” Amethyst groaned.

Pearl turned to Garnet. “Can we go back for it?”

“We got here quicker than expected but do not have the time to retrieve the statue and return.” Garnet stated solemnly.

“What can we do?” Amethyst asked.

“I have an idea!” Steven exclaimed holding forth the stuffed toy (“I feel sick. Put me down Blagh”).

“I’m going to have to stop you there.” Alexa said as she stepped out from behind the pedestal.

The Gem’s reaction was almost comedic. Garnet simply took a step back and summoned her gauntlets. Pearl gave a surprised squeak and almost fell over herself; though she turned the fall into an elegant roll while drawing her spear. Amethyst was not so graceful and simply drew her whip from where she had fallen to the floor. Lastly, Steven screamed and threw the plush toy at new figure… it landed several feet short.

“Who are you?!” Garnet growled out at the short figure that had emerged.

“It’s a kid?” Amethyst looked confused.

“There aren’t supposed to be any Gems here.” Pearl said as she twirled her spear. “There aren’t supposed to be any Gems anywhere
Steven though quickly got over his embarrassment from throwing a plush toy at the girl when he realised, she couldn’t be older than he was given her size.

“Hi, I’m Steven. I’m a Crystal Gem! What’s your name.” he asked as he walked towards Alexa with his hand outstretched.

“Steven!” Both Pearl and Garnet shouted.

Alexa rolled her eyes and waved her hand dismissively at the boy. A pillar of clear crystal pushed from the stone beneath the stuffed toy flinging it into Steven’s face with a soft thwump (“Whaoh, I’m gonna hurl”).

“I’m here to make a trade.” Alexa proposed to the Gems as Steven was pulled back into the safety of the group by Amethyst’s whip.

“What do you want.” Garnet asked. She was concerned. While the action was innocuous, unique abilities were not found in weak gems. She could have pushed Steven off the spire as easily as she threw the doll, Garnet surmised to herself.

“It’s what we both want that is the question.” Alex explained as she pulled forth a Moon Goddess Statue from the pearl on her wrist.
Unlike the one the Steven left at home; this statue was of a nude woman sitting cross legged with a wide cauldron in her lap; a large clear gem sat within the cauldron.

“There’s only one Moon Goddess Statue and we left it at the Temple.” Pearl claimed.

“I know.” Alexa nodded. “I made this one myself.”

And she had. The statue was a gem-tech device powered by an unenlightened gem. Used in conjunction with a Luna Spire, it would gather energy from the light and gravitational pull of a full moon and channel it through the spire repairing any damage to the structure. It was an overly complicated method of inducing self-repair in a building but understandable given the tech involved. Any Gem-left for such a purpose for an extended period of time ran the risk of becoming enlightened and fusing with the spire.

Garnet was becoming even more anxious. She didn’t know enough about the stranger to narrow down her future vision into something reliable. And the strange gem had just expressed a level of technical knowledge that was downright dangerous. Only the Diamonds and trusted nobles had access to that level of knowledge; not even Sapphire ranked that high.

“What do you want for the statue?” Pearl asked.

“And what makes you think we can’t just take it?” Amethyst snaped her whip.

Alexa glared at the purple Gem and brought a touch of Diamond into her voice. “I would advise against such an action.”

Because honestly she did not want to fight. Alexa had considered taking a different approach and trying to befriend the Gems but honestly, she didn’t want to. It would take too long to gain their trust enough to get the mirror, worse it would ally her with them which she knew would negatively influence Lapis’ attitude to her. No, Alexa had decided needed to be neutral. Strong enough to be taken seriously but not an overt threat. That still didn’t mean she wanted to fight… though she would if she had to.

Amethyst paled as a full body shiver swept through her as the Gem spoke. She had never been exposed to a Diamond wielding their authority. Though it did feel strangely familiar.

Garnet and Pearl caught the edges of the effect and shivered. Only Pearl, as a handmaiden to an actual Diamond, understood the significance. Her eyes widened dramatically. Steven was completely unaffected and noticed nothing, though that may have his standard response to, well… anything. Unfortunately, Amethysts reaction to fear was as predictable as it was violent.

“Gwahhh!” Amethyst cried as she swung her thorn whip at Alexa.

Alexa simply stepped to the side and then immediately ducked as Pearl’s spear swung where her head had been. With a raised hand she brought forth a wall of grey crystal which took the brunt of Garnets fists. The wall held for the first strike and cracked with the second. It held Garnet off long enough for Alexa to summon forth her two long, thin misericorde daggers and both parry Pearl’s second thrust and pin Amethyst’s follow up whip attack to the ground.

Diamond reflexes almost make this too easy. Alexa thought to herself. It’s like they’re moving in slow motion half the time.

Alexa jumped back as Garnet’s third strike shattered the crystal wall, she caused another pillar grown behind her which she used to springboard herself over the two Gems towards Amethyst who was struggling to free her weapon. Alexa hit Amethyst with a solid kick causing the purple gem to lose her grip on her whip and skid backward to the edge of the spire. With a thought she summoned her second dagger again causing the one holding down the whip to fade in a sparkle of light as it reappeared from her gem back into her hand. Just in time to catch Pearl’s overhead slash between the two blades.

For a moment they stared eye to eye as Pearl attempted to break Alexa’s block. Alexa smiled as she leant backwards and kicked up, turning the clash into a throw that sent Pearl sailing over the edge of the spire. Amethyst scrambled for her now free whip and leapt after Pearl while using the whip to grab on to the ornamentation on the edge of the spire.
Alexa had to keep the momentum of the throw into a backwards roll to avoid Garnet attacking from above, her gauntleted fist creating an impact crater in the stone as she landed.
She laughed as she came out of the roll. This was fun. Obviously a few thousand years fighting alongside each other had paid dividends for the Gems. Say what you will about the Crystal Gems but they did know teamwork.
Alexa knew she never would have performed as well as she did even with her new Diamond strength and speed but her two weeks of intense training at a martial arts studio with her ‘Field Research’ working overtime had made up the difference.

“You should give up.” Garnet said as she came out of her crouched position. “We will defend the earth from any Gem that comes to do her harm.

“Yeah!” Amethyst cried as she swung back up the side of the spire while holding onto Pearl, the two landed next to Garnet.

“You can’t win this.” Pearl affirmed. “For we are: THE CRYSTAL GEMS!”

Alexa’s grin widened dramatically. “But I already have.”

“Umm guys?” Came Steven’s strained voice.

Alexa stepped to the side showing Steven had ended up behind her during their skirmish. Worse — or at least to the Gems — he was held still by four triangular spears of crystal that grew from the floor; each angled in such a way that their points all stopped just short of his neck. It gave the impression that he was trapped neck down in a broken pyramid of black crystal.

“Release him!” Garnet commanded.

“Need I remind you that you were the ones that attacked me? But we can continue if you want.”

Amethyst had the decency to look ashamed.

Alexa caused the front black crystal to grow slowly until the point touched Steven’s neck.

“N-n-no!” Pearl stammered. “We don’t need to fight! What do you want to trade?”

Alexa smiled and shifted the crystal back from the boy. “You possess a mirror that I desire. It was lost at the Galaxy Warp.”

Alexa could see Pearl sweating as he searched her memory for the mirror in question. She could see when the Gem remembered the mirror and she could see her stress anew as she wondered why this small Diamond wanted it. She could almost read her mind as she knew she must we wondering what secrets the mirror had seen and thus could reveal. If Steven was at all cynical he would accuse her of keeping the mirror hidden away in her Gem for the last hundred or so years just to prevent someone from asking it the wrong question.

Alexa pretended to observed the Gems, “I’m curious why you brought a Human child with you to the Spire, they’re not known for their durability. Do you often pick up strays?” she asked conversationally as the Gem’s shuffled awkwardly, not sure what to say. Obviously unwilling to claim Steven as a Gem and thus put him in even more danger.

“Hey! I’m a Crystal Gem too!” Steven cried.

“Steven!” Pearl rebuked him.

“Really?” Alexa pretended to be surprised. She started walking around the trapped boy while making a show of examining him.

“He’s a little young to make a proper servant,” Alexa drawled. “Maybe a pet if you’re into that sort of thing but I suppose he could be considered cute — all Pink and Rose-y cheeked as he is.”

If a pearly-white Gem could pale even further then Pearl did so then. She knows! She screamed to herself in her head. We have free Steven and get away. If she knows then do the other Diamonds!? We need to prepare. She thought.

“Hey! I’m not a pet!” Steven argued, “I’m a real Gem just like my Mum was?”

“Steven, be quiet please.” Garnet tried to keep Steven from revealing too much.

“Ahh! I see.” Alexa pretended to understand. “You’re a hybrid. Well, aren’t you just special?”

Pearl decided that whatever secrets the mirror held they did not matter against Steven’s life, especially when this Diamond already knew too much. With a glow of white light Pearl pulled the hand mirror from her Gem.

“The mirror for the statue and we all go our own ways?” Pearl asked, cutting off Steven as he was about to say something more.

“Of course.” Alexa smiled and gestured with her hand. “I didn’t come here to fight, as fun as it was.”

Between them two small round platforms for crystal formed. One floated to Alexa who laid the statue on it and the other to Pearl who placed the mirror on the floating stone. The two platforms floated away one taking the mirror to Alexa and the other taking the statue to Pearl.

Alex picked up the mirror and smiled at her reflection. “Hello, I’m sorry it took so long for me to come and get you. We’ll be leaving now and you’ll be free soon.”

Pearl took the statue from the platform and wondered it trading with the obviously crazy Diamond was the right thing to do.

“You have about ten minutes left until midnight.” Alexa said to the Gems.

She walked to the edge of the spire and then kept walking off the side. Floating crystal steps appeared as she walked and remained behind her.

“What about Steven?” Amethyst shouted.

“I’m fine, Guys.” Steven said as the black crystal fell apart into glittering sand.

“Until we meet again.” Alexa called back as she descended in a gentle curve around the spire.

The Gems waited anxiously until Alex was at the warp pad and remained silent, despite Steven many attempts to start conversation he was simply hushed by Garnet pulling him close and pressing his face against her thigh. They collectively released a sigh of relief as Alexa disappeared into the warp.

“What the fuck was that?!” Amethyst yelled?

“Amethyst! Language.” Pearl scolded her.

“Don’t give me that. We should’ve been able to take her! There were three of us and only one of her.”

“Hey!” Steven objected to not even being included in the count.

“We were not proving effective even before she took Steven hostage.” Garnet said as she repositioned her eye shades. “She was stronger and faster than she should have been.”

“She was a Diamond.” Pearl said in a voice just above a whisper.

“Um, Guys?” Steven tried to interrupt the Gems.

“A Diamond? Didn’t you all tell me that they were humungous, like a hundred feet tall or something? She was tiny!”

“I don’t know why she was so small but she certainly was strong enough.”

“Guys, maybe we should—”

“Didn’t you see her Gem?” Pearl asked becoming near hysterical. “It was a GREY DIAMOND, it’s forbidden, it’s not right! A FLAWED DIAMOND SHOULDN’T EXIST!”

“I do not remember there being a Grey Diamond.”

“Isn’t there only supposed to be three?” Amethyst asked. “Blue, Yellow and White. You know since Rose shattered the other one.”

“Pink.” Pearl seemed to deflate, her manic energy fading with her words. “The other Diamond was Pink.”

“GUYS!” Steven Screamed, finally getting the Gem’s attention. He pointed to where the pillar was glowing, a weak beam of light winking in and out of existence linking it to the moon above.

Pearl only hesitated for a moment before dashing forward and placing the Moon Goddess Statue on the pillar. Instantly the beam solidified and the statue raised into the air. The crystal in the statue glowed brighter and motes of light fell away from the rod of light connecting the spire and the moon. The embers of moonlight drifted in a counter clockwise swirling dance around the pillar and the tower. Where they touched the stonework, they sparkled and sunk into the stone until the entire tower was aglow.

As they watched, cracks in the stonework closed and broken pieces reformed. The black crystal bridges that Alexa had made on her ascent shattered as the original stone bridges reformed. By the time the moon had shifted from position and the statue had floated back down to the plinth, the once ruined tower had reformed into a gleaming spire of terraces, statues and fountains.

“Wow! That was awesome!” Steven shouted as he started running around the rooftop trying to see all of the tower. The Gems looked on with fondness and exasperation.

“Well at least that wasn’t a trap.” Pearl muttered.

“That was possible?!” wheezed Amethyst.

“It was unlikely. The Diamond did hold to her bargain.” Garnet explained. “She did not attack us until we attacked her.”

“She took Steven hostage!” Amethyst insisted.

“Only after we all attacked.”

“But they’re our enemies!” Amethyst insisted. “Homeworld Gems are bad and do bad things and make more bad Gems.” Amethyst on sounded a little bitter by the end of her tirade.

“She didn’t kill him.” Pearl said confused. “Why?”

“What do you mean ‘why’?”

Pearl glanced at Steven who was too distracted to hear their conversation. “She knew that Steven had Rose’s Gem.”

Garnet nodded. “A Diamond would not have let the opportunity to shatter Rose’s Gem or take it back to Homeworld pass.”

“And yet one did.” Amethyst pointed out the obvious.

“I’m not sure I can do this again.” Pearl as she held herself tight. “We already lost so much, too much.”

“If Homeworld has turned its attention back to earth after thousands of years then we may not have a choice. Especially if they’re sending Diamonds.”

“We need to know more.” Pearl said, “we should return to the temple and try to figure out what is going on, and what we’re going to do if or when Homeworld returns.”
The other Gems nodded and started making their way back down to the warp pad, collecting Steven on the way.

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Notes:

I'm going to say it now. I've already writen the SU chapters and am editing them in preparation for the next jump. I got covid and wrote them all in one cold-medication filled week.

I made mistakes. I should never have taken the Drawback I did because it definately affected the pacing of this jump.

While I can't (as in do not have the energy to rewrite so much) change it, I will try and learn from it and hopefully not make the same mistakes again.

Was Alex/a acting like a dick?

Yes. Yes she was.

I'm not sure i achieved what i was trying for. Alex really didn't want to get involved with the Gems but had to to get Lapis.

I've been trying to play around with alt-forms affecting character personalities and i'm not sure if the idea is working how i wanted it too.

Chapter 6: Steven Universe 2

Notes:

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Chapter Text

Alexa stepped out of the warp-light into a rocky valley overgrown with thick thorny vines. She held up the mirror so that Lapis could see her and the giant bramble of thorns.

“Once we get to Rose’s fountain, I can heal your Gem and free you from the mirror.” She said to her own reflection.

The mirror’s surface rippled and brokenly replayed Alexa’s words from the Luna Sea Spire. [Hello // so long // free soon.]

“Yep.” Alexa said as she jumped over a vine that had lashed out at her as she approached the bramble. “The fountain will heal your crack, making your extraction much safer. Can you hold on another few minutes?”

[Yep // Yep // Yep] the reflected back.

Alex dodged another agitated branch as she tried to find a way through to the fountain. “Great, no I just have to… huh, maybe?” Alexa ducked and dove but still couldn’t find a way in. Though, if she couldn’t go around then she could certainly go through.

“I’m going to do something strange and I’ll look very different when I do, but don’t worry though because it’s still me.”

She told the mirror.

Alexa took some distance from the attacking vines and concentrated. Her form shifted seamlessly: one moment she was a Grey Diamond Gem and the next he was a dark-haired young teen male. Though thanks to the short-stack drawback still in effect he was actually shorter than before by about six inches.

Changing alt-forms was as easy as pie; you willed it and it happened. The only problem was that it while the change was fast; it wasn’t instantaneous. It took a certain amount of sustained concentration and about four seconds to complete. Fantastic for switching in idle moments or when a disguise was needed but dangerous to attempt in the midst of combat. Alex added the need for an alt-form blending perk in future Jumps to his growing list of desires.

Another thing that alt-forms did not cover was clothing and Alex found himself standing naked to the elements. Thankfully, he did not end up wearing his Diamond outfit other than the bracelet and the pearl. But that was due to the fact that a Gem’s clothing was just a manifestation of light from their gem rather than an effect from shifting form.
He wasn’t naked for long as with a mental push on his ecto-energy he transformed in a wave of black fire into his ghost form which changed him to a youthful figure with black fame hair, silver eyes and, most importantly in this instance, clothed in a black silk, silver embroidered shirt and a pair of black pants. Technically, he was still naked as the ghost form was composed of ectoplasm and that included the clothing but it was the appearance of the fact that mattered.

[…huh // strange // look different // still // you // …huh]

“I’m still me.” Alex replied. “Ah! I never actually told you my name: I’m Alex or Alexa depending on the gender I am at the moment. Maybe? Look it’s not something I ever had to think about and has gotten very confusing once I could switch back and forth. I just feel better with the different names, not sure why and I’ll likely need therapy to nail that down.” He ranted.

[Alex // look // great // but // still // you // likely need therapy]

Alex laughed. “You are a snarky one. But that’s why I wanted to meet you, Lapis.”

[Lapis // my name // never actually told you my name //… huh?]

“I’ll explain everything when we get you free.” Alex reassured the mirror-bound Gem. “Now this next bit might feel weird but it’s completely safe.”

[Maybe?]

“Good enough.” Alex floated off the ground and simply flew straight at the dense thicket of brambles.

[not // safe // not // safe] the mirror repeated.

Alex simply willed himself and the mirror intangible and continued forward even as the vines lashed out and through his insubstantial form. It only took seconds to phase through the brambles and reach the fountain within. With a sigh at the sight of the dry and overgrown fountain, Alex phased through the ground until he reached an underground chamber clogged with roots and dirt. The roots had grown around an oversized replica of Rose’s Gem causing minor cracks and had clogged the crystal pipes that lead away from it.

Alex, careful not to damage the replica, used his ecto-blasts and a gentle application of phantom-fire to clear the obstruction and burn away the growth. Once the obstructions had been cleared away the huge pink gem started glowing with a steady heart-beat like pulse and water once more flowed from the gem and through the pipes.

It honestly astounded Alex that none of the Crystal Gems, especially given their number during the war, had worked out Rose’s identity as Pink Diamond. No Rose Quartz Gem could have displayed even a fraction of Rose’s abilities or technical knowledge. With his current understanding of gem-tech Alex knew that replicating a unique ability such as Rose’s healing tears was not something a common foot soldier should ever have been able to do. Growing this replica gem was the work of hundreds of years carefully tending to its growth and making a multitude of minute adjustments to ensure it grew correctly around the teardrop that made up its core. Alex didn’t have a hundred years to grow his own but thanks to his chosen perks he could easily cheat.

Shifting from his phantom form back to his Diamond form she searched the ground near the pink gem for a fragment that had broken off due to damage by the roots. The best she could find was a finger sized splinter of pink crystal but it was plenty for her purposes. She stored it in the pearl on her wrist later study and reproduction.

As a final act she created a handful of gem-liquid which she smoothed into the cracks of the large gem. Unlike a simple gem-tech such as the warp pads — and wasn’t that something to call simple! — the goo wouldn’t repair the pink crystal but it would serve as a lattice for repairs and speed up the natural healing properties that the gemstone exhibited now that it was operational again. It would take a few months but that was surely much better than years it would otherwise need.

Instead of shifting back into ghost form, Alexa simply left the room via the connected tunnels. There was no rush and fountain would take a few minutes to fill. Stepping out from the underground tunnels into the fountain courtyard revealed a drastic change. Gone was the dark and twisted bramble of thorns and in its place was an airy and open space bright with pink rose blossoms. In the centre the fountain poured forth healing water from the eyes of a statue of Rose Quartz to gather in a wide pool.

She definitely kept the ego of a Diamond, Alexa thought to herself.

“Alright, one quick dunk and you’ll be good as new!” She told the mirror.

[snark-]

Alexa had the feeling the mirror was giving her a deadpan stare. She shrugged and plunged the mirror into the pool of water for a count of five even though the glow from the healing gem only lasted for a second. She wasn’t being petty; just cautious, definitely not petty.

“You ready to get out of there?” she asked the now dripping mirror.

[Yep // Yep // Yep]

Alexa firmly grasped the blue teardrop gem on the back of the mirror and pulled it free. The mirror shattered in Alexa’s hand and the Gem glowed brilliantly, slipping from her grasp and floating to a clear space in front of her.

A bright white feminine figure of light formed from the Gem and resolved itself into a slim, light blue skinned girl with large dark eyes and a short bob of dark blue hair. Water gathered behind her forming two large wings that kept her aloft. Alexa blushed when, for just a moment, Lapis floated before her without any clothing, wings spread with angelic majesty. With another glow of light, a dark blue sundress formed around the Gem until she looked much the same as she did in the cartoon. She gently floated down to touch the earth with bare feet and then threw herself at Alexa, wrapping her in a tight hug.

“Thankyou! Thankyou! Thankyou!” she cried into Alexa’s hair.

Alexa wrapped her arms around the slender Gem and hugged her back. This put his face right at the level of her chest. Maybe short-stack isn’t all bad, she thought guiltily as she felt two soft mounds pressing into her face on either side.

“I was trapped for thousands of years, I never thought anyone would actually listen to me, to talk to me.”

“Hey, it’s OK. I’m you’re free and you’re safe. I’m just sorry that I couldn’t get you out sooner.”

“How did you even know I was there?” Lapis asked as she released the hug, stepping back but still keeping her hands on Alexa’s shoulders to stare into her face. “Who are you? WHAT are you?”

Alexa took one of Lapis’ hands and led her to sit together on the edge of the fountain.

“My name is Alexa, or Alex as I mentioned before, and I’m currently a Diamond.” Alexa began.

“Currently? Does this have anything to do with when you turned into a human and then a human-thing?”

Alexa grimaced at the phrasing. “Kind of. Firstly, let me reassure you that I am not a Crystal Gem and wasn’t even alive during the war or when you were trapped in the mirror.”

Lapis flinched when Alexa mentioned the mirror. “Alright.”

“But I am also not a Homeworld Gem.”

“That’s not possible.” Lapis shook her head.

“Normally you would be right but Homeworld Gems and the reble Crystal Gems arent the only Gems around. There exists is a third Gem civilisation the grew from a lost Gem Colony millennia ago.” Alexa explained. Or at least there does now that Morrigan purchased one, Alexa thought to herself.

“How?” Lapis had been made six thousand years ago but had spent all but four-hundred years of that time stuck in a mirror, this was her first-time hearing of another Gem civilisation.

Alexa thought back to when she had dropped into this universe three weeks ago. While they had found themselves in the purchased Temple on earth, it had only been a quick warp to Morrigan’s colony. She had gotten the history of the place then.

“When White Diamond first started her efforts to expand Gem civilisation to other planets about twenty thousand years ago; Homeworld did not have faster than light capable ships.” Alexa explained. “Instead, she sent forth eighteen seed-ships to start the first colonies while the Gems of Homeworld kept working on developing FTL technology.”

“But the history logs only recorded that six seed ships were sent during the ‘first wave.’”

Alexa nodded. “That’s because White Diamond didn’t want anything but her successes documented. You see, the journey to seed other worlds was expected to take more than a thousand years at sub-light speeds and of the eighteen ships sent; only six were able to successfully seed new colonies.”

Alexa held up three fingers. “Three were rendered redundant when Homeworld’s new FTL capable ships caught up to them before they reached their destination.” She raised five more fingers. “Five suffered severe malfunctions in transit and crashed when they reached their target planet and four fell to crew mutiny and infighting, their ships found drifting empty in space.”

Alexa had run out of fingers during her explanation and simply grew more until she was holding up five on one hand and seven on the other, she frowned at her uneven hands and shook them out until she had the regular four finger and thumb on each hand.

“And lastly, one ship disappeared completely. It didn’t reach its destination and was never found along the calculated route.”

Lapis nodded along, fascinated by the newly revealed history of her people.

“The lost ship, the Nemed, had suffered a navigation and communications malfunction that sent it drastically off course. They drifted for hundreds of years until they eventually landed on a garden world far outside of Homewolds star-charts.”

“What happened then?” Lapis asked, drawn into the story.

“Unable to contact Homeworld and unable to repair the ship, the crew of decided to continue the mission and wait for Homeworld to find them. They started seeding the planet with the ships store of proto-gems and started building a colony for Homeworld.”

“How many were there on the ship? Did they have any Lapis Lazulis?”

“The ship was only run by a hundred Gems as that was all that was expected to be needed to seed the world and grow and teach the new generation to do the rest. They were mostly Garnets, Rubies and a few Agates but there were some Lapis Lazuli in the new Generation” Alexa explained.

Lapis looked confused. “Wasn’t one of the Crystal Gems a Garnet?”

Alexa shook her head. “No, she’s a fusion between a Ruby and a Sapphire whose name is Garnet.”

“That’s confusing… wait did you say ‘a fusion?’ I thought only the same gems can fuse.”

Alexa shook her head. “Different gems can also fuse together but the Diamond Authority keeps that information hidden and shatters any Gem they find fusing outside their Gem-type.”

“But why?” Lapis asked bewildered.

“Because inter-Gem fusions are unique and powerful and don’t fit within White Diamonds idea of perfection. Do you want to talk about Gem fusion or about the colony because we’ll be here all night otherwise.”

“No, no, go on.”

“Right; well, it only took a hundred years for the first batch of native gems to be grown, about a hundred and twenty thousand of them in all, and they were taught by the original hundred about their purpose and about Homeworld and the Diamonds. But without a Diamond they were unable to produce any more proto-Gems and so could only produce the one generation.”

“Then what happened?”

Alexa smiled. “Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened.”

“What?!” Lapis cried out; she was invested now. “How could nothing happen?”

Alexa laughed. “Because that’s how it went and that’s how the problems started.”

“What problems?”

“The Gems had succeeded in their mission. They had grown a generation of native Gems and built a colony for Homeworld. It consisted of a large city and a handful of temples but that was all they had been directed to construct. They had been out of contact from Homeworld for hundreds of years and had no new orders. The original overseer Gems kept control of the population but without direction the native Gems started to explore.”

“They explored the planet?” asked confused at how that could cause problems.

“Well, yes. They explored the planet but they also started to explore themselves.”

“I don’t understand” Lapis frowned.

“You have to keep in mind that the native Gems had never met a Diamond. They didn’t grow with that ingrained fear of their superiors. Also, their number was relatively small and so Gems of multiple type had to work together to build their world. This led to friendships and rivalries and a comradery that you generally don’t see among Homeworld Gems. They didn’t see each other as different or better or worse than the other gems, they saw each other as all the same regardless of Gem type.”

“But that’s, that’s scandalous!” Lapis blushed.

“The original overseers thought the same and kept trying to enforce the Homeworld caste system which led to a growing resentment in the native Gems. It came to a head when five hundred years after the kindergarten was closed, a handful of overcooked Gems emerged.”

“Overcooked?”

“It’s a Gem that doesn’t get enough nutrients during development which causes a delay in enlightenment and shorter stature on emergence.” Alex explained. “The Diamonds used to shatter them but have had to tolerate them recently since resources close to Homeworld are dwindling resulting in shorter and weaker Gems”

“Ok.”

“Well, as I was saying: the original Gems wanted to shatter what they considered to be defective Gems; as per their standing orders from White Diamond, but the native Gems disagreed. They saw the new Gems as one of their own no matter what they looked like. When one of the overseers shattered one of the overcooked quartzes it triggered a quick and bloody rebellion.

“What happened?”

“They won.” Alexa said. “The Homeworld Gems had experience and a few had some unique abilities but they were vastly outnumbered. The hundred original Gems were shattered along with about a thousand of the native Gems but the natives won their freedom from Homeworld’s tenuous control.”

“Yay!” Lapis clapped her hands joyfully.

Alexa smiled at Lapis’ exuberance. He had been worried about her reaction since she was so dead-set on returning on Homeworld when freed in the show. The difference of how they were freed or maybe because she had selected her as a companion. Alexa wasn’t sure which.

“The native Gems decided to build a home for themselves without Homeworlds draconian rules.” She continued.

“Without the ability to make more proto-Gems their population could not grow, but without the ability to create more Gems they focused more on themselves and their growing civilisation. Since they didn’t need more kindergartens the planet’s ecosystem wasn’t overly damaged and the Gems grew to love the forests which covered much of the world. They grew closer with nature and changed their city to be in balance with the world around them. The named the city ‘Danann’ and their planet ‘Danu’ and called themselves her children. They developed their own culture and history as the centuries passed and they also developed much of the same Gem-tech as Homeworld with only a few differences.”

“So there’s a planet of a hundred thousand free Gems out there?” Lapis asked with wonder.

“More actually.”

“But you said they couldn’t grow more.”

“Right, and they still can’t… or maybe it’s that they don’t now. But they did eventually come up with a way to increase their population without the use of proto-Gems and kindergartens.”

“How?” Lapis leant in close, eager for the answer.

“That.” Alexa reached out and poked Lapis’ nose. “Is a secret.”

“What!” Lapis blushed.

“It’s a secret. I’m not going to share it without their permission.”

“But… but… but aren’t you their Diamond?”

“Oh, you couldn’t pay be to be their Diamond. They’re insane.”

Lapis was growing very confused. “But you just told me their history. Their journey! How would you know all that if you weren’t one of them?”

“I’m friends with their Queen.”

“They call their Diamonds ‘Queens?’”

“Nah, Morrigan is actually a Flint Quartz.”

“I’m so confused.” Lapis rubbed at her temple. “So where do you come into all this?”

“You wouldn’t believe me.”

“I just sat here for the last hour while you told me about a lost Gem civilisation. What could be more unbelievable than that?”

“I’m an inter-dimensional adventurer traveling the multiverse under the direction of a sexy omnipotent being while gathering power and companions on the way.”

Lapis just stared at her for a good minute. “You’re right, I don’t believe you.”

“I thought as much, I wouldn’t believe me either.” Alexa agreed. “That’s why I’m going to suggest you hang out with me for a while. I’ll show you around, we’ll visit Morrigan’s colony. We’ll meet people and play with fun toys and after a year if you want to then you can come with us to another world, gain greater powers and enjoy real freedom.”

If there was one thing that Alexa had said that night that might have appealed to Lapis it was likely the idea of freedom and companionship. She had been stuck in a mirror for five thousand years and most of that time she had been alone. In the animated show she had desperately wanted to return to Homeworld despite them being the ones who imprissoned her in the mirror because it was all she knew and because they weren’t the Crystal Gems who she had seen as the ones who had kept her trapped in the mirror for so long.

She sought the companionship of her own kind but ultimately found them to have changed from what she expected. She had clung to an unhealthy fusion because it was companionship that wasn’t Homeworld and it wasn’t the Crystal Gems. She had eventually found peace and friendship with Peridot at the barn but it had taken much hardship and pain. Now Alexa was offering something better: the possibility of life away from both factions of a war she had never wanted to be part of and power enough to never be a prisoner again.

“I’m not sure I believe you, but I’m willing to stick around and see what you’re offering.” Lapis said carefully.

Alexa nudged her shoulder against Lapis’ and smiled up at her (stupid short-stack drawback). “I’m ok with that.”

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Lyn lent over Morrigan’s shoulder to better see the holo-monitor that she was observing.

“Why are they singing?” she asked Morrigan.

“I don’t know,” Morrigan shook her head, “they got back an two hours ago, put the boy to bed and then discussed plans to deal with Homeworld’s return and now then they've just started singing a song about how much they miss Rose.”

Lyn reached over and turned up the volume.

“... in a sweet memory.
Feel the time slipping through our hands and a for now,
we live,
in sadness and regret.
And for now,
we live,
with painful memory.

Bittle thorns, the flowers of the Rose
Bittle Hearts, the song that we compose.

Forever we will live,
with this sense of loss and regret
but we must carry on... but WE MUST CARRY ON~

FOR YOUR SON!

Sweet Steven! The new bud of your SONG.

FOR STEVEN!

We must carry on.

We WILL FIGHT.

WE WILL WIN.
And even if it's a sin,
we will
yes WE WILL~
OH, WE WILL...

... we will love again."

Lyn turned the volume back down. “Catchy but not great.”

“They’ve done better.” Morrigan nodded.

Their criticism of the Crystal Gems was interrupted as the black-crystal warp pad in the room lit up with a pillar of light which faded away to reveal Alexa and Lapis.

“Alexa!” Lyn shouted as she flew at the Grey Diamond on rainbow wings of light.

Alexa caught the diminutive two and half foot girl and swung her around. At least some people were still shorter than her.
Lapis looked around what seemed to be a large, circular, cavernous space; likely a natural cave given the unevenness of the stone walls. Within the very centre was the warp pad on which she stood. Unlike all others she had seen before this one was made of a polished black crystal that shone with streaks of blue, green and muted yellow where the light reflected from it, though it still retained the same shape and dimensions as others she had seen. Surrounding the warp pad were thirteen menhirs of dark grey stone. Each one was intricately carved in rigid Gem glyphs and winding swirls and knotwork.

Beyond that circle the stone walls were lined with brighter, modern Gem-tech. Holographic displays and glowing crystal veins of power illuminated the room from all sides except on one wall which was a wide set of stone stairs that led to a small platform halfway up the cavern. Upon the platform stood one lone standing stone with a large violet crystal set in the side facing the round entrance to the cavern, stars glittered in the night sky that could be seen through mouth of the cave.

“So this is Lapis.” Lyn said from where she was latched onto Alexa’s side. The small girl looked the Gem up and down with a leer. “I can see why you like her.”

Alexa ruffled Lyn’s hair. “Behave, Brooklyn.”

Lyn stuck her tongue out at the Diamond. “You know I prefer ‘Lyn’”

“I am aware.”

Lapis didn’t know what to make of the pair. It was easy to forget that Alexa was a Diamond but such banter made it obvious that she was not a Homeworld Diamond. She also had never seen a Gem such as Lyn before. The girl was tiny but she guessed that didn’t say anything since Alexa had explained something about a ‘short-stack drawback,’ that affected all their heights. She was more human in appearance than any Gem she had seen before. She had pale skin and long white hair that glimmered with a rainbow of colour as she moved like the sheen on a soap bubble. She wore a white cross neck halter top that merged into a knee length puffy skirt. It left her back and midriff uncovered, exposing her round, rose-cut white and rainbow Gem. Though they had disappeared when she latched onto Alexa, Lyn’s wings had looked like they were made of sharp shards of opalescent glass that hung separate from her actual body.

“What… are you?” Lapis asked.

Lyn grinned and leapt back from Alexa her wings reappearing midjump and holding her in the air. She twirled a pirouette and a bow with one hand across her chest and the other swept backwards. “I,” she exclaimed grandiosely, “am an Angel Aura Quartz human-Gem hybrid.”

She floated in her pose for a moment until her wings flickered and popped causing her to fall to the floor with an “Ooph!”

“Hybrid?” Lapis turned to Alexa.

“She’s part human and part gem.” Alexa explained as she helped Lyn to her feet.

“All the Gem powers in a cosy, meat casing,” Lyn brushed herself off; with a wince as she brushed her bruised rear, “though it definitely takes some practice to get the powers right.”

“If a Gem recreates the human anatomy with enough detail, they can become pregnant with a hybrid. Unfortunately, the process causes the direct inheritance of the Gem’s Gem to the child resulting in their… I guess death is the best explanation.” Alexa answered the blushing Lapis’ unasked question.

“But don’t worry, I’m unique in that I became a half-gem via the Jump-doc so there was no maternal sacrifice here.” Lyn interjected.

“Right.” Lapis cautiously agreed. “Just to be sure, you’re not currently trapped in a human screaming desperately for someone to rip you out of your prison and free you from your endless torture?”

Lyn blinked. “Um… no. Not that at all.”

“Alright then.” Lapis held a straight face for all of a moment before bursting into strained laughter. “Pfftt! Hahhahahha-haha-ah-haaa… I’ll likely need therapy to nail that down.” She sighed.

“Ack! Cough! Ah- hah ahhahahaha.” Her response set Alexa off.

Lyn looked back and forth between the two. “I’m missing something or you’re both cracked.”

“I just had a bath so I’m not cracked anymore.” Lapis said with a giggle while Alexa struggled to catch her breath.
Lyn just sighed and hoped someone would fill her in later.

“So how are the Spectre’s going with the Crystal Gems?” Alexa asked once she finally settled.

“They’re going great. No problems as of yet and no indications that the Gems have noticed a thing. Morrigan is keeping an eye on the feed in case anything is up.”

“Awesome. If they don’t notice anything then we can proceed to sending some to Homeworld.”

“I don’t know why you bothered with the test run with the Gems when we know the Tuatha De didn’t notice them.” Lyn grumbled.

“The Crystal Gems are a lot closer in make and tech to the Homeworld Gems than Morrigan’s Gems are, so it doesn’t hurt to be cautious.”

“I’m sorry, what are you two talking about?” Lapis asked.

“Oh you’ll like this.” Alexa said as she grabbed Lapis’ hand and pulled her over to where Morrigan was interfaced with a holo-terminal.

The console was a green crystal table slightly tilted towards the seat in front of it, its surface was covered in an array of system readouts and manual overrides. Morrigan sat at the console staring forward, her eyes glazed with the data stream and her hands submerged in a holographic interface matrix that allowed her to directly affect the system. In front of her floated a flat holographic display which currently depicted the Crystal Gems discussing matters in a room filled with bubbled gems and a large crystal heart.

Alexa glanced at the projection. “Oh hey, a geothermal diffuser. You don’t see those anymore. They must be using it to power their temple.” Her ‘Gem Tech’ perk filled in her understanding of what she was seeing.

Lapis felt a moment of disconnect. The crystal heart was cutting edge technology at the time of her imprisonment. The fact that it was now supposedly obsolete just made her feel further away from old life than before. She distracted herself by observing Morrigan.

Although Morrigan looked a little older she was about the same size as Lyn, which made sense since they were both variations of quartz. Her skin was a pale olive green and hair was a short spiky mess of dull greens, blues, greys, pinks and ochres. She wore a cream dress with two long slits and the side for ease of movement and it was cinched at the waist by a dark grey boddice. Her Gem, visible on her outer thigh where her dress fell open, was an oval of striated cream and blue-grey stone that looked as if it had been chipped into shape rather than cut or polished.

Lapis noticed that other than Alexa every gem in the room was barefoot, which was uncommon outside of Blue Diamonds court… her old court.

“Have there been any developments?” Alexa asked Morrigan.

“Other than the fact that they were singing just be before you returned, there’s been nothing of interest. They’ve only discussed actions we’ve already anticipated. Though you will be happy to know that your ‘Time Medallion’ seems to block Garnet’s future vision” Morrigan said without turning from the screen.

“Excellent. I’ll have to see if I can duplicate it for everyone.”

“How do you have a video feed from the Gem’s base?” Lapis asked.

“I had a Spectre waiting at the Luna Sea Spire to follow their warp back to their base. I wasn’t sure if they had added any security to their home warp. I’m fairly certain they hadn’t and know that they don’t have any restrictions of leaving their base.”

“And a Spectre is what exactly?” Lapis asked with a hint of annoyance. She was uncomfortable being out of the loop.

Alexa gestured to the next work station along the wall. This one had a white circular table about a metre in diameter with clear space to walk around it. She touched a finger to the interface matrix and mentally activated the table. The table glowed with a soft white light. Within its centre a red liquid crystal bubbled up and bulged and twisted itself until it solidified into a round sphere about the half size of a basketball. The sphere slowly hovered into the air above the table and a dim glowing circle appeared on one side of its surface making it look vaguely like an eye.

“It’s a surveillance device?” Lapis asked.

“Able to send audio, visual and sensor information instantly by a private warp-space relay.” Alexa buffed her nails on her jacket.

“It’s not exactly discrete.”

“That’s because it’s not complete. Here watch.”

Alexa stepped toward the Spectre and shifted into her ghost form as he did. He reached out and touched a control screen on the table causing the Spectre to unfold like a blossoming rose. From the centre of the rose a clear crystal cube levitated out.

Alex changed the form of one of his fingers into a sharp talon and used it to cut his other arm, much as he did when converting Sam and Tucker into half-ghosts in the Danny Phantom Universe. He gathered only a few drops of the glowing green ectoplasm which he allowed to drip into the crystal cube. He focused his will on the ectoplasm, feeding it energy.

The Cube absorbed the strange substance and started glowing an eerie green. Alex’s eyes burned with silvery energy and he pumped more purpose into the cube, enchanting it with invisibility and intangibility. The glow of the cube slowly disappeared until all that was left was a clear crystal cube with what appeared to be a pale green flame burning within.
Alex touched the table top again causing the cube to retract into the Spectre which then folded back up into a sphere.

Lapis found herself shivering slightly. Whatever Alex had done, whatever power he had used had felt like a cold tingle through her Gem. She almost jumped out of her form when a small voice interrupted her thoughts from next to her.

“It takes a bit to get used to.” Morrigan said from her seat, she had stopped the interface when she felt Alex use his ecto-energy. “It didn’t feel so creepy when I was a ghost but both Gems and humans say it feels weird. The humans call it ‘someone walking on their grave,’ which I guess is poetic.”

“What was that?” Lapis whispered as she watched Alex shift back to Diamond form and interface with the work table.

“He was using his ecto-enchanting ability.” Morrigan explained. “Using a meta-substance called ectoplasm and a certain type of energy he can enforce a purpose onto items.”

Alexa stepped back from the work table. “All checks clear, enchanting was a success.” She touched the tabletop and the Spectre floated off the table and around the room.

Lapis could only watch in awe as it at first flew a complex pattern around the rooms standing stones and then simply started flying through them. Phasing through the stone without a sound or any indication of it passing. The Spectre came to a stop in front of her, Alexa pointed to a holo-display that showed the Spectre’s visual of her standing there. The Spectre then simply faded out of sight. The only reason Lapis was even sure it was still there was the continued feed displayed on the monitor.

“Absolutely silent, invisible and able to phase through anything bar ghost-shielding.” Alexa said.

“That’s incredible.”

“It took me ten days to get the enchantment down. But now that we know Gems can’t detect them, I can start sending them to Homeworld so we can prepare for when the Diamonds come.

Lapis nodded absently as she waved her hand through where the Spectre should be until her words caught up with her.

“Wait… The Diamonds are coming?!”

⦖⋄⦕

Notes:

AN: And here is were I explain about all the things I did wrong!
The GIANT CHUNK OF NEEDLESS EXPOSITION!

I'm sorry.
I wrote this a while ago and had spend hours trying to think about how Morrigan's Colony would fit into the narative of Steven Univers and it was just soo soooo IN MY HEAD! I had to get it out.
I wanted the conversation with Lapis at the healing fountain to cover certain bases.
I needed to convince Lapis that Alex was not a Crystal Gem and that he wasn't homeworld. So i started explaining the colony as a third option and it just kept going. It wasn't organic and in hindsight, when i was rereading this Jump much later, I releasised that I should have done something different and explained the Colony later through actually going there rather than just explaining it's history.
The whole "Show, dont tell" method of writing.

Chapter 7: Steven Universe 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“OK! OK! You’ve forced me to use my ULTIMATE WEAPON! Stand back!” He raised his crossed his hands in front of him and glared at the Crystal Gems. “Psychic Ghost Powers Activate!”

He started chanting in an unknown language. “Yessakabababa Yessakabababa…”

The gems looked on in concern, disbelief and confusion on their faces but they still prepared themselves for anything, readying their weapons for the coming attack.

“…YessakaBABABAAAAAA!” He cried.

“EVERYBODY STOP!” Shouted Steven as he jumped in front of the deranged Ronaldo.

At the same time the sky outside the lighthouse lit up with a brilliant flare of white light and the entire tower shook violently as if hit by something heavy.

“He really is psychic?” Amethyst squeaked as the tower shook.

“Wahhaa!” Ronaldo fell over. “Oww!”

“Maybe not.” Amethyst amended.

“What’s happening?” Cried Pearl as the tower shook again with another blinding flash from outside.

“There’s something outside!” Garnet flinched as her future vision gave her a bare second of warning which she used to scoop Ronaldo and Steven up into her Gauntleted hands and jump out of the way as a giant shard of grey ice the size of a bus crashed through the lighthouse right where the two had been.

“Everyone out!” Garnet yelled as she jumped through a hole in the wall with the Ronaldo and Steven in her arms.

Amethyst scooped up Peedee as she and Pearl followed Garnet out of the collapsing building.

They had barely landed on the grass outside when the tower collapsed in a crash of wood, stone and glass.

Amethyst tossed the shocked Peedee gently to the side as she readied her weapon for whatever came next. “What on earth just happened?”

“I don’t know.” Yelled Peal.

“Get your hands off me you damn, filthy snake!” Ronaldo growled.

Garnet unceremoniously dropped him on his rear then gently put Steven on his feet. “Something’s coming.” She warned.

The rubble of the lighthouse shook as the giant shard of ice was pushed up and out of the pile of stone.

The Gems took a step back at the sheer rage embodied in the figure. The new Gem was large, as large as Rose had been, her hair was a mane of creamy white down her back and her skin was a striated light and dark orange. On her forehead she wore a faceted orange helmet with a large yellow crystal as a strange hammer head. Instead of a nose, her kite-shaped yellow Gem adorned the centre of her face.

“Gyahh!” with a shout a figure emerged from beneath the grey crystal shard, pushing it away. “I’ll crush you for that you defective Coprolite!”

Her answer was another bus sized ice shard slamming into her from the heavens. The shock of the impact nocked the surrounding spectators prone in a rush of chill air and heavy mists.

Pearl looked up at a swirling mass of grey clouds that raged and boiled with unreleased thunder. A small figure encased in silver light floated slowly down from the storm. Her dark blue hair frothed and roiled like the sea in a storm and her dark grey dress whipped violently in the winds. Even from the distance Pearl could see both the Gem’s eyes, one pair above the other, and the Gem glowed with the same icy storm light. From her back sharp silver wings of ice poised themselves threateningly around her petite form.

“Did you just call me a piece of shit, Jasper?” The small Gem shouted. “’Cause I’ll admit; that was actually clever.”

The grey ice shard that had impacted Jasper shattered revealing the large woamn standing there panting heavily and covered in scrapes. She glared at the approaching Gem before centring herself with a heavy exhale and a feral grin. In the blink of an eye, she moved. Leaping forward her body wrapped itself in orange light as she curled into a ball which then span rapidly. Much like a certain well know hedgehog she sped along the torn-up ground gaining speed until she hit a slanted slab of ice and using it as a ramp to launch herself at the flying Diamond fusion.

The orange ball of fury sped towards the floating figure who easily dodged with a flap of her artic wings. The storm followed her movement, the clouds twisting themselves into flows of water which then froze into chains of ice that reached for the angry orange quartz. Jasper used one of the approaching chains to as a platform to burst out of her roll so that she could fling herself head first at the icy grey Gem. The fusion simply ducked and span around her, her moves graceful as a dance.

Each time she missed Jasper used one of the ice chains that were coiling around the pair to leap back at the Diamond either not noticing the tightening of the chains or uncaring of the encroaching trap.

From below the Crystal Gems could only look on in shock and awe at the high paced action above. Streaks of orange lighting lancing back and forth within the storm as it tried to land a blow on the swirling silver glow at the heart of the thunderstorm.

“Holy cow!” Amethyst exclaimed.

“I can’t see anything.” Steven whined as he jumped up and down trying to get a glimpse of the action.

“I can barely even follow them.” Pearl said with hushed breath.

“Hn.” Garnet agreed succinctly.

The battled overhead continued as Jaspers strikes came closer and closer to the winged Gem in an ever-tightening circle of chains until with a final dismissive dodge the fused Gem simply stepped back and cinched the web of ice closed around the orange Gem.

Alexa and Lapis Lazuli — no, Alexuli — reached forth her hand and clenched her fist, the chains of ice growing jagged edges of cold blades that tightening into a knot around Jasper causing the proud quartz soldier to scream in pain.

“You’ll never escape,” Jasper grunted, “the Diamonds know you’re here on this doomed dirt-ball of a planet. They’ll send more when I don’t return with the shattered fragments of your impure Gem.”

“Oh, We know. In fact, we're counting on it.” Alexuli smirked as she grabbed one of the connecting chains and spun the trapped Gem around thrice as she gained momentum before launching the bound Gem back toward the shattered lighthouse with yell and a crack of thunder.

Jasper impacted the ground in an explosion of force that threw up dirt and stone in a cloud around her heavy impact.

Alexuli looked down at the crater he opponent had a made and decided to end this. Reaching forward, a large clear glowing crystal pyramid grew before her outstretched hand.

Jasper groaned from her position in the dirt as she stared up at the storm she had challenged. The chains of ice still bit savagely into her flesh preventing her from escaping so she simply grit her teeth and braced herself for the impact; expecting it to be launched at her much like the other attracts she’d taken. Instead, the pyramid unfurled into a faceted star and glowed brighter until it hurt to look at directly. The dark grey storm clouds shivered in anticipation as small arcs of lightning danced around the star and the foreboding gem which held it.

With a humming buzz that the present humans and Steven felt in their bones, the lightning looked to be sucked into the brightly glowing crystal which then flickered dimly for just a moment before a thick beam of white light erupted from the star and engulfed the spot where Jasper lay with a thunderous, furious roar. The heat of the beam and the very concussive force of its passing pushed the other Gems back as Steven stepped infront of Ronaldo and Peedee with a pink force shield to keep them from being hurt.

When the dust cleared and those around had blinked the spots from their eyes, they were shocked to see the ruined lighthouse was simply gone. A round crater of slagged earth in its place. In the centre was a prone figure encased in cracked, yellow body armour that was slowly breaking apart in yellow sparkles of light. It seemed that Jasper had shaped her helmet into a full body protection at the last moment.

“Damn. I did not expect you to survive that.” Alexuli said as she floated down to land beside the wheezing, exhausted Gem. “Normally I’d just poof you like I did with the weaker minions the Diamonds have sent but you and I both know that you would never give up.”

“I’ll… Kill… You…” the fallen Gem wheezed.

Alexuli summoned her misericord dagger and slammed the point into Jasper’s Gem, shattering it.

“No. You won’t.”

Jasper’s body disappeared in a puff of smoke leaving behind the shards of her Gem. Alexuli quietly gathered the yellow shards and bubbled them. She held the bubble for a moment thinking about what could be considered her first kill… their first kill, Lapis had shouldered some of the weight for her.

Part of her wanted to shy away and say that these people, these Gems weren’t real but she knew that they were. They may be created from a work of fiction but they were real now. A more reasonable part of her knew that Jasper was insane and would stop at nothing to follow through with the orders to kill her, them, he friends and her sister. She could have bubbled her and stored the bubble in a painting and then kept that in the warehouse. She seriously doubted anyone would be able to escape from that. But she had wanted to shatter Jasper because she knew that killing someone was going to happen in one Jump or the other and honestly, she knew she would feel the least remorse if her first kill was a psychopathic space Nazi… it helped that Lapis had experience firsthand the savagery of the first Gem rebellion.
Once this would have meant that she constantly ran from impending conflict but here in this world, strength and the power of her new friends had firmed her resolve against ever being a victim again.

Alexuli sighed and decided she was spending too much time in her Gem form if she was thinking that analytically about killing others.

With a thought she teleported the bubble away, maybe she could find some use for the pieces. She brushed her hands of the situation and walked out of the crater and right into the crowd of Crystal Gems. “Oh… um, hi? Sorry about the lighthouse. I’ll have someone fix that up.”

“You- you- killed her.” Steven said with tears running down his pale face. “How could you?”

Alexuli knew she didn’t need to explain herself to a kid but still she said, “If I didn’t shatter Jasper then she would have kept coming after us. She also would have informed Homeworld that the Crystal Gems are still alive. Then they would come after you.” If she kept telling herself that there was a logical reason behind it maybe she could asway her feelings of apathetic guilt.

“Why would they want to you, why would they want to hurt us?” Steven asked bewildered.

Alexuli frowned at the kid. “Have the Gems told you nothing about Homeworld and what they believe in?”
Pearl stepped in front of Steven.

“He’s too young.” She said firmly.

“They told me that Homeworld did some bad things and that they and Mum had to fight them. But I’m sure if we just talked then we could have work it out. You didn’t need to shatter her.” Steven said from behind Pearl.

Alexuli cocked an eyebrow at Pearl. “If we just talked, we could all be friends, huh?”

“Yeah!” Steven said with all the conviction of a child that knows that the world is kind and good.

“You’re going to get him killed.” Alexuli told Pearl who simply flinched.

There was a chance that Steven could still win over the Diamonds with the Power of Friendship as he did in the show but with Alexa here in this Jump that was unlikely, especially with her drawbacks in play.

“HEY!” Steven pouted.

“Let me tell you this.” Alexuli said to Steven. “The Diamonds are not going to ever give up in their quest to see us shattered no matter what you say.”

“But- but why?”

“Because I exist.” Alexa simply said. Because the drawback is fiat guaranteed, she thought instead.

Because she is a fusion. The Gems thought instead.

Alexuli started walking away from the Gems.

“Wait!” Called Garnet. “Who are you?”

Alexuli paused and tilted her head back to look at the gathered Gems. Seeming to come to a decision she nodded before her form dissolved into formless light which then split into two distinct entities.

“I’m Alexa,” Alexa said as she reformed from the fusion, “I’m the Flawed Diamond.”

“And I’m Lapis.” Lapis glared at the Gems as she reformed, “the Forgotten Jewel.”

Before they could ask anything else; Alexa surrounded them in an opaque grey bubble and teleported herself and Lapis away leaving the Gems to gawk when the bubble phased out of existence and revealed them gone

“… can we do that?” Amethyst asked, waving her hand at where Alexa had disappeared.

“No… at least, I don’t think so.” Pearl murmured.

Garnet frowned. “I can’t see them.”

“Yeah, they like, totally just disappeared.” Amethyst rolled her eyes.

“No, I mean I can’t see them in any of the futures.”

“How could they hide from that?” Pearl asked with concern as the Gems started walking back to their temple, dragging Steven with them.

“I’m not sure but I don’t like it.”

Ronaldo just watched the Gems get further and further away.

“So… they’re not snake people?”

“Mhmm.” Peedee just shrugged.

“What just happened?” He asked his younger brother.

“I don’t know.” Peedee admitted then held up the video camera. “But I did get it all on camera.”

Ronaldo blinked. “Alright! We can post it on my Blog! KEEP BEACH CITY WEIRD!”

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Morrigan looked up when Alex and Lapis teleported into the temple.

“That took longer than expected.”

“Jasper was surprisingly sturdy.” Alexa said as she collapsed back into a crystal chair that grew from the ground behind her. Automated Gem tech for the win, he thought.

“I’m… going for a walk.” Lapis told them as she walked to the warp pad and beamed away.

“Is she ok?” Morrigan asked in concern.

“I think so.” Alexa answered as she stretched out and popped her shoulders (how does that even work with a body made of light?), “she decided to join me for the fight and we fused to battle Jasper. I think she just needs a little time alone to come to terms with her decision to actually fight with us.”

Morrigan nodded in understanding. They both loved Lapis and would be there for her when she needed them but they both also understood from only their short time together that she was someone who just needed time alone to decompress and sort herself out. Strange for someone who had spent so long alone in the mirror but that just how she was.

Alex had likened her to a cat at one point, explaining how the small furry animals would ignore their owners to do their own thing and then at other times be content to simply sit in the same room as you for company. Morrigan and Lyn had laughed at the comparison and Lapis had dumped a globe of water on him before storming out. The fact that an hour later she chose to read a book while lounging in the warehouse where Alex was working on a future project instead of her room in the companion housing didn’t prove anything at all.

“Where do you think she went through?” Alexa asked as she stretched out, there was no stolen barn for them in this universe.

“She’s likely at the Danu Colony.”

Alexa sent her a raised eyebrow.

Morrigan shrugged. “I know she likes to brood but she’s also fascinated by a Gem colony that doesn’t answer to the Diamond Authority. There’s a lot of nice spaces there to just relax that fit the Gem psyche. Not sure why they all seem to love large stone monuments so much,” Morrigan explained. “Personally, I just think she enjoys the attention she gets there sometimes. All the Tuath De Danann Lapis Lazuli’s have those cute pyrite freckles and they just gush about smooth and blue our Lapis is.”

“Our Lapis?” Alexa asked with a grin.

“You know what I mean.” Morrigan grumbled.

“I’m glad you’re getting along. Lyn and her seem to do well together when Lyn’s not vying for my attention.”

“That girl has it bad for you.”

“I know.” Alex mumbled, remembering when Lyn had joined her in the shower.

Thankfully she hadn’t been male at the time but even then, the repeated offers to help her wash her back were a bit obvious. She sighed as she wasn’t sure what to do about it. On one hand she had memories of Lyn as a cute if slightly obsessed little sister. On the other they weren’t actually related or at least they weren’t once they had left the Monopoly Gauntlet. She sighed and decided to just not think about it. Avoidance was a perfectly acceptable coping mechanism thank you very much.

“Speaking of the little angel. Where is Lyn?”

“She was worried that we can’t find Spinel, so she’s in the Trapeze dropping Grav-sensors around the solar system and likely star routes.”

“Alone?” Alexa asked concerned.

“The Trapeze can outlast anything she may encounter at least long enough for her to teleport to the Companion Housing with her phone if she gets into trouble.”

“You’re right, I just worry.”

Morrigan smiled, “I know.”

The Trapeze was the first ship they had built. It was a blocky trapezoid shaped vessel of dark blue and black crystal with a tapered front and was about the size of two motorhomes parked side by side. The inside, like most Gem crafts, was larger than the outside would suggest and could comfortably house a crew of eight. It was powered by a Gem-Light Converter, otherwise known as a modified unenlightened Gem, that was able to convert all light into a usable energy. Even better it was able to convert ‘Gem-Light’. The light that all Gems could feel even in absolute darkness.

‘Gem-Light’ wasn’t visible yet it permeated everything, everywhere and everywhen since the creation of the universe — or at least that what Homeworld records said — there was very much a ‘let there be Light,’ aspect to it. The short of the matter was that the ship had a near unlimited source of power, constrained only by the amount of light it could convert at any one time and how much power the components could channel without burning out.

Lastly, the ship was capable of faster than light travel much like any other modern Gem ship. Using what Gem’s called a gravity engine, which could be best described as a combination of a Romulan warp-drive and a theoretical Alcubierre drive, the ship was able to achieve faster than light travel by utilising an artificial black hole to warp the space around the ship creating a bubble of warp-space that could ride the wave of compressed space faster than light and take the ship with it.

Alexa would like to say the Trapeze was better than anything Homeworld currently had but that would be a lie. It was slightly more efficient since it didn’t have the useless aspect of being modelled as a hand or a pair of legs but the sheer size of Homeword ships meant a much greater capacity of Gem-light Converters and weaponry. Building a comparable ship, even with Alexa’s crystal creation ability, would take longer than a year and so wasn’t a priority.

“How did she miss Jaspers Roaming-Eye ship?” Alexa asked.

“She hadn’t seeded the Homeworld route yet but called in that she had detected traces of an old grav-trail when she did. You had already engaged Jasper by that point so I didn’t see to the need to pass it on while you were in battle.”

“The bitch surprised us at the Communication Hub.”

“Why were you even there? The Gems destroyed it three months ago.” Morrigan asked as she remembered watching the fusion drama between the Crystal Gems play out.

“I know, I know. But Lapis wanted to explore and I wanted to test if the tech could pick up our private channel.”

“Can it?”

“It can, but you either have to be incredibly lucky or know what you’re looking for.”

“Wait, it can pick up our Jump-phones?”

“No, just the warp-relay that the Spectre, the Pavilions and the Ship use. It’s still encoded but the hub can get the signal. Honestly, I’m not even sure how our phones work but they’re safe. We can sync them with our gem-tech but I think that’s more Jump ridiculousness rather than our tech being good.”

Alexa looked down at the modified unenlightened Pearl attached to her left wrist. He had given one to each of the Companions. It replicated many of a Pearl’s powers allowing them to store items, communicate with each other and take notes through holographic interfaces. When they stored their Jump-Phones in the Gem the two had combined in functionality, meaning they could communicate or teleport to the warehouse with the pearl.

“Then what’s the problem?”

“I dunno, it’s been five months already and I expected more from the Diamonds than a scout drone, some corrupted fusion experiments and Jasper. None of which but the last even deserve a mention. We’ve been watching them and only Yellow Diamonds seems to be preparing to come personally but my gut says shits about to hit the fan.”

More than just watching the Diamonds she had been working each day to prepare for their attack. She had two traps ready for when the Diamonds came to earth. The Galaxy Warp was rigged with a special surprise and then she had her Pavilions.

See, the Trapeze hadn’t been built to seed the local space with sensors. No, she had originally built it to facilitate the deployment of fifty-eight orbital satellites. She called them ‘The Pavilions,’ fifty-eight orbital light-cannons each powered by its own Gem-Light Converter and each ecto-enchanted for invisibility and intangibility. It had taken months of blood, sweat and tears to get them all up and running.

Morrigan touched a few controls on the console she was sitting at and put the Spectre monitors in automatic mode. They’d continue shadowing select targets and the computer’s limited AI would send an alert if certain key words or actions were picked up.

She turned back to Alexa. “You sound like you need to relax.”

“Probably.” Alexa groaned.

“You got the hot spring up and running yesterday, right?”

“It’s actually the overflow of our own geothermal condenser, I liked the idea of having a back up to the Gem-Light converter… less chance of accidents.”

“Well, Lapis likely to be back until tomorrow and Lyn will be out for another few hours so I’m going to go enjoy a relaxing soak.” Morrigan snapped her fingers causing her dress to disappear into motes of light.

“You’re welcome to join me.” She said as she walked away with a noticeable sway in her step.

Alexa was frozen for a minute, her eyes glues to Morrigan’s curvy rear.

“Fuck it. Wait for me,” she scrambled after the retreating woman.

⦖⋄⦕


The Temple provided by the Jump-doc was hidden away on a small island near Beach City. The island was little more than a rocky crag with sheer cliffs and rock shoals on all sides. The entrance to the Temple was similar to the Crystal Gem’s Temple. Hidden away between two of the islands peaks was the carved of the dark stone of the island was a statue of a giant nude woman sitting cross legged, her head back and her eyes closed as if she was resting against one of the cliffs. Her hands were held together folded palm up in her lap, creating a platform to enter the temple proper through where her navel would be.

When Alex had expanded with cavern with the help of Morrigan and her Geokinesis, they had made multiple chambers off the main cavern. One such chamber deep within had actually cut right through the rocky peak and opened to a large ledge midway up the cliff face on the other side. Within the last week Alex had converted the area into an open-air hot spring; he had completed it only yesterday and was going to unveil it to the group the next time they were all together, but it seemed Morrigan had beaten them to the punch.

The hot spring was an Olympic sized pool of steaming water half enclosed by stone and half open on the ledge. Overflow from the spring created a small waterfall into the crashing ocean waves a hundred feet below. Alex had created Gem-tech planes of clear crystal that would shelter the exposed portion of the spring when desired, such as when the weather was a problem or when security or privacy was needed. The crystal would appear clear from the interior yet from outside it changed colour and texture to closely match the cliff face.

Before the pool proper was a series of open showers; again Gem-tech handily removed any issues with location, taking care of things such as plumbing as the water flowed directly from silvery crystal shower heads and vanished into the carefully textured crystal floor. Alex had to admit he was quite proud of his work even if the idea had only come to him while directing the overflow of the Geothermal Condenser to the ocean.

Currently, Alex luxuriated on the smooth curved seating that ran along the inner edge within the hot spring. The hot water felt fantastic to his stretched muscles after an hour or so of vigorous — and by damn was it vigorous — activity. It felt less good on the long scratches that ran down his back but sometimes sacrifices had to be made… that and he would shift ghost and let them heal later. He gently held and supported Morrigan curled up sideways on his lap, her head resting against his chest, eyes closed and a small smile on her lips. He relaxed and enjoyed the feel of her skin, slowly running a hand up and down her thigh evoking an occasional shudder from the tired Gem.

“That was fun.” Alex said.

“Mhmm,” Morrigan hummed in contented agreement.

“Not that I’m complaining, but what brought that on,” Alex asked, “I thought you found stuff like that embarrassing.”

“You flirted more when I was in ghost form but I feel much more confident as a Gem.”

Alex nodded. During down time while relaxing in the Warehouse housing, he would often find himself switching between Gem, human or ghost form. Morrigan did the same between her Gem and ghost form. Food tasted better as a human and sleep came easier yet working on fun projects went better as a ghost or half-ghost. It was a contradiction that as a ghost the quiet was quieter and yet the passions rans hotter.

Alternatively, Gem form was better for tedious, thought heavy projects. It was easier to plan or calculate actions though this was balanced by layer of vanity and, oddly enough, sexuality in being a Gem. The Gem form felt… itchy for contact with others; if they weren’t alone with a task that needed done then they craved social interaction and physical contact. It explained why Homeworld was so insistence that every Gem was busy with a task at all times. As a Gem this meant that if he wasn’t working on tech he was thinking about the girls.

Human form, for at least those who had them, was best for simply relaxing. It was nice for all of them chill together, play video games or watch the movies of this world. Dog-copter was actually surprisingly good; it had a real self-awareness thing going on.

Lapis, of course, remained exclusively a Gem because she didn’t have another form yet. Alex had offered her a ghost transformation but Lapis had decided to wait until she got to know everyone better. Morrigan had already taken the ghost form conversion and could now ‘go ghost’ from her Gem forms. Lyn had also decided she would take the conversion and was now ‘half-ghost, half-human and half-gem’ or as she like to call it a ‘a hundred and fifty percent bad-ass.’
Still Lyn might have been a bit of an exception in the form changing trend in that she spent most of her time in Half-Gem form and rarely reverted back to human or went ghost unless she needed one of the ghost powers. As a half-Gem Lyn could still enjoy the human experience as well as the focus and passions of a Gem: she might have had the best of both worlds.

“Also, Lyn helped.” Morrigan continued.

Alex froze. “When you say Lyn helped?”

“She gave me advice on how to approach you and she helped me practice.”

“When you say practice…?”

Morrigan looked up into Alex’s eyes. “You’re the first man I’ve ever been with, but you’re the second woman.”

Alex’s face reddened as he remembered enjoying himself with Morrigan in both his human male form and his female Gem form. He also couldn’t help picturing little Lyn and Morrigan doing what Alexa had been doing forty minutes ago and he felt himself reacting to the thought.

“You’re a naughty girl, Morrigan.” He grumbled.

Morrigan smirked and she ground her ass on his hardening member. “Oh no, I’m not the one imagining my little sister having sex.”

“No, you’re just one who had sex with her.”

Morrigan laughed. “Guilty”

There was a splash as Alex threw Morrigan off his lap into the deeper water. Morrigan came up spluttering and laughing. He swam after her for round four.

⦖⋄⦕

Notes:

AN: So one thing that always annoyed me as a reader when reading Jumpfics and multi-universe adventure stories was chapters where nothing ever happened. Don't get me wrong. I understand that training and experimentation is needed for the character but waiting a week or more for an update for the chapter to only be a few thousand words of "and then he trained really, really hard and read a book and then he ate a sandwich and trained some more" was really disheartening.

SOOO.... i tried my hand at switching up the pace! Get some action! Make some love! Acknoledge that with a science database jammed directly into the brain and the ability to liturally conjure the technological crystals the character doesnt need to speed weeks "developing" a ship he just has to Lego them together and then see how they perform.

Now that I've writen the chapter I can see why authors devote that time to the development stages. I'm going to have to appologise to some of them (in spirit) and keep working on getting the balance right.

Chapter 8: Steven Universe 4

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chapter 8


“What’s got you so happy? You’ve been smiling for days.” Lyn asked Alex as he relaxed in the lounge.

“I was able to get a few projects done.” Alex stretched out while thinking of his completed anti-Diamond measures.

Making tech was not hard with his perks. Making tech that then in turn made more tech was still annoying though. He had managed to finish a few synthesisers that were pumping out pearl-communicators, or P-comms as he was now calling them, and his wrist-wands. Aquamarine won’t be the only gem armed with those portable tractor beams now.

He was also glad that things were finally happening. Their observation of Yellow Diamond via the Spectres had shown that she had authorised the dispatch of Peridot’s flask robonoids which had soon after been detected entering the solar-system. In a few days they will have found and repaired the Galaxy warp and Yellow Diamond would come to earth to ‘Personally deal with the upstart Diamond.’ Taking on one separated Diamond was likely going to be much easier than taking on all three. Alex had also prepared a few surprises for when she arrived and if it came to it then the ship was readied and stocked in case they needed to simply flee.

“And here I thought it was because you started getting laid.” Lyn replied while sitting heavily on Alex’s stomach.

“Ooph!”

“Make one comment about my weight and I’ll hurt you.”

Alex rolled his eyes and pushed her off his gut, which unfortunately had her sitting directly on his crotch.

“I heard you got to her first.” He cocked an eyebrow at her.

Lyn licked her lips. “She was too cute not to take a bite.”

“You’re a bit messed up; you know that right?”

Lyn shrugged then laid down until she was literally laying atop him, her head on his chest.

“Does it bother you?” she asked in a small voice. “That I’m not real.”

Alex sighed and wrapped an arm around her. “Honestly, no. I blame Seraphina for that.”

Lyn relaxed into his arms. “What do you mean?”

“I might not originally have had a weird little sister, but I have the memories of one and you have the memories me as your big brother so I’m just going to choose that it’s real, that my love for you is real… that we’re real.”

“Best big brother ever.”

For a moment they just enjoyed the comfort of each other in a moment of silence.

“Are you rubbing my crotch?” Alex asked.

“…Maybe.”

“And you ruined it.” Alex sat up pushing Lyn off him.

Lyn rolled her eyes as she was pushed onto the couch proper. “Within a dozen or so jumps we’ll be as powerful as Gods,” she said, “Gods don’t worry about little stuff like incest.”

“But until then — no.”

Lyn blew a raspberry at him. “By the way, are you busy right now?”

“Not particularly, why?” He had wanted to get started on some more ships but it could wait until tomorrow.

“Morrigan is off being all queenly on Danann and I thought we should grab Lapis and go out for some fun.”

“Anything particular in mind?”

“There’s a rave at the abandoned warehouse in Beach City.”

“That could be fun. Music and dancing.”

“Hot chicks and alcohol.” Lyn added.

“You have a one-track mind, don’t you?”

Lyn just shrugged. “So, you interested?”

“Fine. Let’s get Lapis and go.”

“Alright!” Lyn flew off the couch and ran off to the hot spring where Lapis had a habit of spending her time.

⦖⋄⦕


Zona Teal of the Clan Amazonite, First Sword of her people and War Chief in command of the Armies of Danann supressed a shudder as she watched the four abominations set the crystal statue on the courtyard’s Warp pad and take position around it. Zona would not question her Queen but she did not like having to work with the dead creatures. Queen Morrigan had called them ghost-skeletons and Zona could see why: glowing green and modelled after the skeletal structure of humans; the abominations did present a ghostly impression.

No, what disturbed her most about the abominations was the red Gem set in one of the eye-sockets of each skull. Zona was not unaccustomed to the use of unenlightened Gems being used for one purpose of the other; but seeing them set within another creature, even a construct such as these, disturbed her in a way she could not describe.

A sound to her left saw Zona saluting with a fist over her heart as Queen Morrigan entered the courtyard with her Ladies.

“My Queen. The Trócaire is in position and awaiting deployment.”

Morrigan smiled. The Trócaire was as beautiful as it was terrifying or at least it was so to any Gem who knew what it actually did. To all appearances it was a clear crystal statue of winged woman, holding aloft a scythe blade. The woman’s crystalline face was set in an expression of sorrow and within its crystal breast a fist sized red Gem pulsed.

“We wait until Homeworld is unguarded. Testing indicated that it should overpower one diamond alone but two or more working together would be able to resist it.” Morrigan commented quietly, either to the Amazonite or to herself.

Zona eyed the weapon wearily. Such an artifact had never been conceived of by Danann or by Homeworld.

“Another invention of your pet Diamond?” Zona asked. She didn’t mind the Grey Diamond that Queen Morrigan had brought to the court. If anything, her gifts of disrupter blades and the schematics of new ships were much appreciated and her latest shipment of ‘P-comms’ and wands were already being passed out among the soldiers. But the Tuatha De Danann had survived millennia without a Diamond and would survive millennia more without one.

Morrigan scowled and let some ecto-energy flash in her eyes. “Alexa is a Lady of my court and is to be accorded the respect she deserves.”

“Of course, My Queen.” Zona bowed low.

“Leave me for now.”

“My Queen.” Zona bowed again and walked away. The Ladies in waiting also scattered.

Morrigan sighed. Who would have thought purchasing a Gem Colony of her own would be such hard work. She walked to the edge of the courtyard where a series of terraced gardens led down to the city proper allowing an unobstructed view over the gleaming city.

The Colony was a wonder to behold. Seraphina had taken the Celtic inspiration and ran with it. Both the Capital city and the planet itself was named after Danu, the goddess, and the Gems who occupied the city titled themselves the Tuatha De Denann or the children of the goddess Danu. The city, from above, appeared as a Celtic Dara Knot nestled in a lush green valley, the streets and buildings forming rigid squares and twisted loops.
Where Homeworld was all crowded geometric edges; Danann was hard lines meeting soft curves. The rigid nature of Gem architecture softened with in inclusion of space and nature. Unlike the Homeworld’s colour scheme of primary yellows, blues, greens, pinks and whites, Danann was muted shades of grey, blue, greens, reds and brown which blended in naturally with the world around them.

It amazed Morrigan how much culture there was within the colony. It had grown from a lost settlement ship into a thriving society with its own history and mythology. The Gems were not the regimented cogs-in-the-machine of Homeworld society but each people in their own right, with stories and histories of their own. Most telling to their individuality was that the Gems of Danann each had their own name, even if they did structure themselves into Clans based on Gem type. Where Homeworld idolised the Diamonds and their strict caste system; the Tuatha De revered Danu, the goddess and the planet that gave them life and together they sought out art and freedom, individuality and personal honour.

Morrigan was pulled from her introspective mood by the tinkling sound of children’s laugher as a handful of Gem children ran through the courtyard in play.

Gem children. The secret of Danann’s self-sufficiency without the need of Diamonds of their own. It was commonly held that only a Diamond could create the proto-Gems that would develop into full Gems when seeded into fertile land. And that was true. Danann could not create Gem’s as a Diamond would. Instead, they had found another way. At some point the Tuatha De had found that a fusion of two different Gems produced an excess in Gem energy. Normally this just boosted physical attributes or skills but often it was simply wasted during non-combat. Further experimentation had found that this energy could be directed to the growth of a new Gem using a seed fragment of a shattered Gem. What this meant was that if a cross-Gem fusion was to ingest a shard of a shattered Gem they would essentially become ‘pregnant’ with a Gem child. The energy of their fusion would grow a new gem around the shard for about a year and when the fusion was then undone the new Gem would separate from their parents as a new individual.

The process did have drawbacks of course. Unlike the mass-produced Gems of Homeworld, the child Gems were exactly that: children. Their forms looked much like an adolescent human and they displayed a certain lack of maturity. Additionally, unlike mass-produced Gems they were ‘born’ with only limited knowledge from the shard used for their creation and the experiences of their fused parents and thus had to learn and grow much like a human child would. It would take the children two to five hundred years to fully mature into ‘adult’ Gems; their forms changing to reflect their growth.

Additionally, not all shattered Gem shards could be used. The process would only work with the shards of Gem’s who had lived for over one thousand years at the least. And only shards of a certain size could be used meaning that from one millennia old Gem: usually only five to seven Gem children could be born. This process of population growth was slow and time consuming but was also a process that held a great deal of respect and honour within the community. The Tuatha De would never shatter each other to increase their population but it was not unknown for old Gems to choose to shatter themselves to give life to the next generation. Additionally, accidents did happen and it was considered an honour to carry a shard of either a sacrifice or the fallen. The less spoken off method of procuring Gem shards was to take them from the enemy. The Tuatha De had undergone something of a population boom during the Gem rebellion when their agents had covertly gathered shards of the fallen Gem soldiers under the nose of both Homeworld and the Crystal Gems.

Morrigan smiled. It seemed that Seraphina had been inspired by her namesake in more ways than just the design of the city. The phantom queen of warriors and the bringer of death. It made sense that there was more than a touch of the morbid in her people’s way of life. She chuckled as she remembered the look of surprised glee when she had handed over Alexa’s previous gift to the court. It seemed there would be a few more Jaspers running around in about a years’ time.

⦖⋄⦕


Alex, Lapis and Lyn appeared in the reconstructed lighthouse in a beam of warp-light. Alex had simply purchased the land through an online realtor. His ‘Landlord’s Game’ perk allowing him a guaranteed sale as long as he paid one and half times the price of the property. His ‘Real Esatate’ perk then ensured that any land he purchased already came with a house or in this case a lighthouse. Lastly his ‘Warp Grid’ purchase automatically added a warp-pad to any property he owned. It tickled him pink to know that he had a warp point directly over the top of the Crystal Gem’s base.

“Lapis should be fine but we look like kids.” Lyn said as she stepped off the pad.

“You are a kid.” He reminded her.

Lyn ignored him. “My suggestion is that we fuse together and enter as a taller individual.”

“Would that even work unless I’m in Gem form? Because I was kind of hoping to be a guy tonight.”

He had found that he had been gradually spending more time in Gem form than his other forms of late. Often because it was easier to interact with Gem-Tech as a Gem but also because being a Gem felt… well it just felt good. It felt strong and confident and sexy; which was weird but still true. Being a Gem was addicting and he had been trying to cut back, not to mention that he enjoyed being a guy when he was with Morrigan.

“It should work as I’m in my half-gem form and I give it a fifty-fifty chance on which gender we are.” Lyn’s face turned a little red. “Or maybe we’ll be both.”

“Fusion? Isn’t that a bit indecent?” Lapis asked as she remembered her own fusion experience with Alex.

Alex rolled his eyes. “Right, well tonight is your night so we can fuse if you want to.”

“YES!” Lyn jumped with a yell.

Alex raised his arms and shook his hips to the beat in his own head. Lyn glided around him tailing fingers along his chest and she swirled on by. Alex slid to the side with a spin of his own as Lyn turned her twirl into a graceful pirouette. She then ran at Alex who caught her by the waist and spun them around. As they twirled their forms turned to light and mixed together becoming one.
Alyn opened her eyes to see Lapis on the ground laughing her head off.

“You - guys – looked so — stupid.” She said between gasping breaths.

Alyn scowled down at her… huh down. That was new. She used her crystal creation ability, and it was good to know that she had access to that even when Alex hadn’t been Alexa at the time of fusion, to create a mirror of clear silica backed by thin reflective layer of pyrite.

Huh? She looked good! Where Alex had been all dark blacks and greys and Lyn had been white and rainbow gloss; now she was a mixture of the two. Her skin was pale and her hair was black with reflective striations of blue, green and muted yellow. Her eyes matched a Gem at her navel and sternum; grey with a burning fire of blue, green, purple and yellow within. Oh and female, definitely female.

Are we a labradorite? That’s not how fusion is supposed to work. She thought to themselves.

Where Alex had worn black jeans and grey shirt with a dark jacket and Lyn had chosen to go in a short white bodice dress; now she was wearing tight black jeans, a charcoal grey bodice top and a short black jacket with a strange blue-green gloss. Alyn wiggled her toes… why did she not have shoes?

“Our dancing is perfectly normal, thank you very much.” Alyn said as she pulled Lapis back to her feet.

On her feet again Lapis still looked up at Alyn and blushed. She only came to about chest height against the fusion. “So, what’s it like?”

Alyn thought for a second. “Good. Great… Ok. It feels comfortable, like a hug.”

Alyn’s face split into a big goofy grin. “Hehe, I knew you really loved me.” She rolled her own eyes. “Of course, I do.”

Lapis just nodded. That matched the feeling she had with Alex when they were Alexuli.

Alyn grabbed a hold of Lapis and entwined their arms, leading her toward the rave. “Let’s go have fun and then tonight we can share Lapis.”
Lapis rolled her eyes at their antics as she was dragged along until what they had said caught up with her. “Wait, what?”

⦖⋄⦕


The rave was being held at an old, abandoned warehouse a short distance from the city and was used for various city projects. Despite there being a gaping hole in one of the walls, which the mayor of Beach City had never seen fit to have fixed, the place had been used as a wresting arena, a concert hall and an electoral propaganda warehouse at various points. The loud music and crows of people let them know that the rave was in full swing by the time they arrived. Sour Cream was pumping out some sort of new-wave elctro-pop, well at least that what the Lyn half of him was saying, Ronaldo was getting his funky groove on and the cool kids were dancing and grinding to the beat. There were also a bunch of new faces from out of town, dancing, mingling and chatting over the music.

“There’s no security, we could have just come as ourselves.” Alyn mentioned to herself. “Bah, let’s just have fun!”

Alyn guided a nervous Lapis to the dancefloor.

“Are you sure we should be here. There’s a lot of people.”

“Hey,” she said getting the blue Gem’s attention, “don’t worry about anyone else, it’s just you and us.”

“If you start singing, then I’m leaving.”

Alyn laughed and started dancing with Lapis, just a simple shuffle to the music to get Lapis in the zone. Lapis emulated the fusion and her jerky movements became more fluid as she relaxed. Soon she was swaying and swirling her skirt as the two danced and circled each other a large grin on both their faces.

The other ravers gave them space, either too caught up in their own groove or too intimidated to interrupt two oddly coloured beauties dancing together. Well, that is until:

“Hey Girls. Get ready, it’s Kevin Time.” Some douchebag stepped in between them and started aggressively dance-thrusting at them.

The guy was a creep. The entire time he was dancing at them he was undressing them with his eyes except for the moments he had eyes closed in some sort of narcissistic bliss.

“Are all us guys like this?” Alyn asked herself. “Only most of them,” she also replied.

Alyn’s eyes glowed violet as she reached out with magic and undid the creeps belt causing his pants to fall to the ground. He tripped over his own tangled legs during a particularly aggressive thrust and faceplanted on the dancefloor. His leopard print underwear on full display with his ass in the air.

“Pfft.” Lapis stifled a laugh though the surrounding dancers weren’t quite so gracious and Kevin slunk off the floor to the sound of their laughter.

Alyn pulled Lapis in close and held her, the two swayed gently while she giggled into her chest.

“We shouldn’t have done that.” Alyn admitted.

“Did you see his underwear?” Lapis kept giggling.

“Oh yeah. I saw, in fact I’ll likely need therapy.”

That sent Lapis off even harder and Alyn joined her, the two laughing and dancing to the music.

About twenty minutes later they paused along with everyone else as they turned to the sound of a slap of a bare foot on stone. The Gems both watched as a caramel skinned goddess sashayed, twirled and leapt in a one-woman dance show of energy, sexuality and vigour.

“Oh god.” Alyn muttered as she recognised the girl. “That’s Stevonnie.”

“Who?” Lapis asked unable to tear her eyes off the sexy figure.

“A fusion of Steven and his little girlfriend Connie.”

“Is she alright?”

Stevonnie had finished her dance and was freaking out as everyone there just silently stared at her.

We are not letting that creep near such a hottie! Alyn heard her inner Lyn scream as Kevin sauntered up to the socially paralysed girl.

“Hey Baby. Get ready, its Kevin Time.” He purred at the uncomfortable girl who was slowly backing away.

“You need to get new material.” Alyn tossed at the creeper as she hooked her arm through Stevonnie’s and pulled her toward Lapis.

“Dance with us?” she asked.

“Um… Sure.” Stevonnie relaxed as Alyn and Lapis dipped and bounced to the rhythm.

Eventually Stevonnie let go and simply enjoyed herself dancing with the cool new girls she had met. It took a while but soon enough she noticed that it wasn’t the rave-lights and that Lapis’ skin actually was a uniform blue. Now that she was looking, she could also see that all three of them had Gems. Lapis on her upper back and Alyn on her sternum and navel.

“Oh my Cookie Cat! You guys are Gems!” she exclaimed.

“Are blue people common?” Lapis asked sarcastically.

“Took you long enough.” Alyn said.

“What are you guys doing here? DANCING?” Stevonnie challenged over the music.

To her, Gems were both normal and also potentially dangerous. She still remembered and had nightmares of the Grey Diamond shattering the aggressive orange Gem.

“We’re having fun?” Alyn replied.

Whatever Stevonnie was going to say next was interrupted by the sound of screaming from outside the warehouse. The three Gems shared a glance and ran to the hole in the wall only to be halted by the sight of two Gems outside. One was a bright yellow and towered over the other by sixty feet or more. She had a strict upright posture and held her nose in the air as if she could smell the humans around her and found them distasteful. To her side was a tall green Gem with triangular hair who was interacting with a holographic screen from her arm limb-enhancer.

“Sensors indicate that the renegade Diamond is within this building, my Diamond.” She said subserviently to the large Yellow Diamond.

Alyn frowned; she didn’t know what had happened. Peridot’s repair of the Galaxy warp was still expected to take a few days yet, so why hadn’t her Spectres at the Galaxy Warp notified her of any activation?
She pulled up a holographic interface from her P-comm and glanced over the latest messages. There was a note about Yellows movement to a Homeworld Warp pad but no note about the Galaxy Warp being activated. However Yellow had gotten to earth; it wasn’t by the Galaxy Warp that was for sure.

Alyn growled to herself. What was the point of setting up traps if people didn’t step in them?! She realised that the only priority condition she programmed into the A.I. had been to notify them if a Diamond had gotten to earth via ship or the Galaxy warp and neither of those conditions had triggered. She was going to have to rehaul the system to ensure such a stupid mistake didn’t happen again.

“Come out, Grey!” Yellow bellowed and negligently unleased a bolt of yellow electrical energy at the building that scorched the wall and knocked scaffolding from the ceiling. The ravers were panicking unable to escape.

“This is strange.” Peridot said as she refined her scanning equipment. “More detailed scans indicate that there is not one but two Diamonds within.”

Yellow frowned. “Two? There must be some mistake. She must be using a defective signature masking device or some such.”

That’s new and not a bad idea. Alyn thought to herself as she started to automatically run through what it would take to build such a thing; both the scanner and a shield.

Yellow aimed her hand at the hole in the warehouse’s wall and charged it with yellow energy, Stevonnie jumped through the hole in the wall and raised her mother’s Rose-Shied.
The yellow bolt of electricity clashed with the pink shield with a resounding ‘gong!’

Yellow growled at the sight of the shield of Rose Quartz. Now that her own aura had touched it, she could feel a familiarity that confused her at first until she realised that this must be the Flawed Diamond.

“I don’t know how you got that traitorous Quartz’s shield but it won’t save you, Grey!”

Stevonnie looked out over her shield, her eyes wide with terror.

“What? Grey? I’m not—" She ducked again as another thunderous clash of light hit her shield pushing her back a few feet.

“I can feel your Diamond power from here!” Yellow shouted back.

Alyn used the distraction that Stevonnie was providing to cut a hole through the far wall of the warehouse with Lyn’s rainbow aura blades. The multicoloured planes of force and light easily cutting through the stonework. The ravers poured through the newly made exit, quick to escape the violence of the Gem Battle.

“What should I do?” Lapis asked.

“Get out of here.” Alyn told her. “You’re no match for a Diamond.”

Lapis hesitated but resolutely nodded and flew out the building on wings of water. She knew she would just get in the way.

Alex tried to break his fusion with Lyn only to find that she was holding them together with all her strength.

It’s not safe. He thought at her. Screw safe! We have more options together. Can you take us ghost?

Alyn tried and found much to his surprise that she could in fact go ghost.

How?

You were human when we fused. We’re both human and Gem right now and we both have the ‘Accepting Physiology’ Perk, you probably have access to all our abilities right now.

Alyn’s frown morphed into a Cheshire worth grin. Well, that just made this much easier. She brought up her P-Comm and started sending targeting commands.

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Stevonnie was not having a good time. The giant yellow woman was keeping her pinned with streams of yellow lightning. Sweat poured down her face as she struggled to keep her shield in place, knowing with a certainty that to drop it would see the death of them. The part of her that was Steven could not, would not allow Connie to be hurt. The part of her that was Connie stood firm with an iron resolve. Together they tapped into an inner well of strength neither had alone.

“You’ve proven your own flawed nature,” Yellow gloated as she kept up her energy attack, “You tarnish the name Diamond.”

Stevonnie was confused. She didn’t know who this crazy Gem was but she assumed she was the Yellow Diamond she had heard about from the Gems when they spoke in hushed whispers. She didn’t know why this Gem thought that Stevonnie was a Diamond but didn’t think that telling her that she was Rose Quartz’s son was going to help her any.

Yellow grinned viciously as the flawed Gem was pushed further back. This was much easier than she had anticipated. She didn’t know why White had been so concerned about the appearance of the Grey Throne among their court. All Diamonds were One and through that White had tracked the power of the Grey Diamond to this miserable dirt-ball.
She was so distracted that she didn’t even notice when shards of grey crystal slowly creeped up from the ground around her, boxing her in and creating layers of sharp crystalline walls around the area. Nor did she notice when they grew over her feet, trapping her in place.

Normal crystal, even the diamond this one was made of, would do little to ever withhold the strength of a Diamond. But this grey crystal pulsed with violet crackles of magic that renforced a concept on durability, of strength and indestructability into the sparkling grey stone.

Yellow’s energy blast had just about overcome Stevonnie’s defence when she was pushed forward from an energy blast to the back. She stumbled on the clasping crystal at her feet, more surprised than actually injured.
Stevonnie collapsed to her knees and dropped the shield when the attack let up. Yellow glared at where a glowing eyed Peridot stood with her arm raised up pointing her limb-enhancer energy blaster at Yellow.

“Are all Gems who set foot on this forsaken planet so traitorous or are you just cracked?” She growled.
Duplicate Alyn grinned from within Peridot. The overshadowing had worked without any issues. Peridot’s mind was rigid and somewhat neurotic but it wasn’t particularly strong.

“What did you hope to achieve with attacking me with such pitiful power?”

“Oh, no I just needed to distract you from looking up.”

Yellow frowned and looked up to the night sky, her eyes widening in apprehension as beams of bright light converged in the sky above her. Each of the twenty-nine Pavilion in this hemisphere was directing its Light-cannon at the one that Alyn had directed overhead. That one unit would not survive the shot and would need to be replaced but for one shining moment it released the power of a hundred of Rose’s Laser Light Cannons at Yellow.

Yellow attempted to move out of the way but was held firmly in place by the encroaching magic enhance crystal.

Behind Yellow; a ghost-form of Alyn with multicoloured ghost-flame hair and glowing silver eyes, scooped an exhausted Stevonnie up into her arms and burned open a portal to the temple with her ghost-portal ability. They stepped through and the portal closed a scant second before the beam struck.

The duplicate of her that was inhabiting Peridot phased the green Gem through the earth as fast as she could to escape the blast. It wouldn’t overly matter if she didn’t make it as ghost duplicates were only ecto-energy constructions and only existed until they either recombined with the original or perished. But it would be mean to let Peridot die.

The falling beam of light twisted in shape as it lanced towards the earth, forming first an abstract female form then becoming thinner and more pointed until it was a dagger of light that struck the restrained Yellow. The energy of the blast shook the earth and demolished the warehouse. The crystal walls glowed with violet light as the magic within them was consumed to keep them solid and thus contain the blast from the nearby City.

When the shaking of the earth subsided, Alyn-Peridot phased out of the ground. Where the warehouse once stood was now only molten earth. The entire area was a pool of slagged and glassed stone surrounded by a jagged broken circle of grey crystal. The magic empowering the crystal had been expended and she could see areas of it that was still cracking and crumbling from the heat.

She slipped out of Peridot and poofed the green Gem while she was still confused. She bubbled both Peridots Gem and her limb-enhancers and sent them back to the temple then flew over the slowly cooling ground until she reached the epicentre of the blast. There; in a mound of dirty glass, she found a cracked Yellow Diamond, damaged but not yet shattered. It amazed her that the Diamonds thought that Pink had been shattered by a Quartz but maybe they just didn’t realise just how truly durable they were. She bubbled the still hot glass, Diamond and all, and sent it off to the temple.

Duplicate Alyn considered opening a portal but was running low on energy, instead she turned invisible and flew back to the Lighthouse to warp back to the temple.
She laughed as she passed the panicked crystal Gems rushing towards Beach City’s new crater. Ah well, that’s real me’s problem, she thought to herself.

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Notes:

AN: Well... not much actually happened for a 5k word chapter.

I'm not sure why but I don't particularly like my writing in this one. It feels off.

Some my think that the fight was too easy especially compared to Jasper. Well those people would be right.

First I w0uld say that the Jasper fight was also easy and that it only lasted as long as it did because Alex was experimenting with his Diamond abilities. Here, he had time to prepare and set up things in advance. He also had access to two powersets at once and thus exemplifies the biggest plus and minus of Jumpchains and universal travel stories.

OUT OF CONTEXT ABILITIES ARE WAY OVER POWERED

That's not a critisim. It's just you're generally not going to find nice well written struggles in these types of stories without either totally NERFing your character or giving the canon characters in a Jump a rediculous boost.

Or you could commit the greatest crime of all.

PLOT INDUCED STUPIDITY.

I'm going to try and have my character think smart. I'm going to try and make any conflicts interesting but i know i'm going to fail. I came close to using plot induced stupidity here with the whole "sensors didnt seet this coming" thing but think overlooking a small programing error is still believable. (That'll get explained a little next chapter BTW)

Chapter 9: Steven Universe 5

Notes:

A short chapter content wise. Mostly just some conversation and my fist writen sex scene.
Not going to lie. I stuggled with that.
Anyway. Enjoy.

Also, don't forget to check out my Pat-ron if you would like to donate to the cause. /locknkey

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Chapter 9

 

Lapis had not been back at the temple for more than a few minutes and had only had time to launch a Spectre so that she could watch Alex fight Yellow Diamond when Alyn walked through a burning hole in the air while holding an exhausted Stevonnie.

“We have to go back.” Stevonnie wheezed.

The portal closed and the monitor in front of Lapis lit up with light until the entire holo-projection was whited out seconds later.

“I don’t think that’s possible right now.” Alyn said as she placed Stevonnie down onto a crystal bench that grew from the floor to receive her. She then grew a second bench with a low table between them.

“But she’ll hurt people!” Stevonnie objected and tried to stand only to fall to the ground.  The fall proved too much for the kids and Stevonnie’s form become one of light which separated into to two tired children.

“Owie.” Steven grumbled.

“Aghh” Connie groaned.

Alyn was about to say something when she was interrupted by a bubbled Peridot Gem teleporting in followed quickly by another containing her limb-enhancers.

“That’s the Gem from the green one.” Steven exclaimed.

Another bubble teleported into the room, this one holding the damaged Diamond encased in dirty glass.

“And that’s Yellow Diamond!”

“What happened?” asked Connie. “How were they defeated?”

Alyn reached out and took ahold of the Yellow Diamond bubble. Even bubbled, encased in glass and damaged he could feel the energies of the Gem struggling to reform. She shook her head; Diamonds were just too powerful. She was so glad she was one.

It would be safest to just shatter it. Yellow was an unapologetic, world destroying tyrant after all. And unlike in the cartoon there was no guarantee she could be talk-no-jutsu’d into changing her entire world view; at least while Alex was within the Jump. But it took the combined efforts of all the Diamonds to heal the corrupted Gems on earth and that’s not to mention the cluster-fuck that was the Cluster.

“What are you going to do?” Steven timidly asked.

Alyn looked down at the lad. She’d put off the decision for now.

Steven scooted back on his rear as Alyn’s eyes glowed an eerie purple. Connie grabbed his hand and he clasped hers back as Alyn directed purple sparks into the air which then resolved themselves into an ornate picture frame. Alyn then casually tossed the Yellow Diamond Bubble into the swirling vortex that was the canvas. With a flash of light, the painting resolved itself into an abstract minimalist image of a yellow diamond inside a brown square imposed on a silver circle.

“How did you do that?” Steven asked in wonder.

“Magic.”

“Gem magic?”

“No, just magic magic.”

Further discussion was paused as the warp pad activated and the duplicate Alyn appeared.

“What? But? How?” Connie stammered.

“THERE’S TWO OF YOU! HOW IS THERE TWO OF YOU?” Steven yelled.

Both Alyn and her duplicate flinched at the volume.

“Mission accomplished.” Duplicate Alyn saluted the original.

Alyn rolled her eyes. “Just get over here.”

The duplicated flew into Alyn and they became one again. Alyn rolled her shoulders appreciating the return of half of her energy and the memories of the duplicate.

“Woah! You’re both the same Gem type! Are you both Opals or Labradorites or rainbow hematite, no that’s not it umm,” Steven knuckled his head in thought, “I know! You’re Ammolite!”

Connie looked impressed. “Wow Steven, you really know your iridescent gemstones.”

Steven blushed and rubbed the back of his head. “Oh, well… you know, I pick things up with the Gems.”

Connie looked around at the round cave and the circle of standing stones illuminated by various Gem-tech equipment along the walls. “What is this place?”

 “Steven has his Crystal Gem temple and this one is ours!” Alyn’s Lyn-aspect proclaimed with hands on her hips.

“You two kind of suck at secrets.” Lapis commented from the side.

“Don’t think I won’t spank you.” Alyn told Lapis.

“What did I do?” Lapis asked.

Alyn ignored her and turned her attention to the two who were only now picking themselves off the ground. She shrugged to herself. They were in this far and most of their plans were already in action so it really didn’t matter how much they revealed. Her purpose of keeping the Crystal Gems off balance and at arm’s length was accomplished when they didn’t interfere with her preparations against the Diamonds. Her form blurred into light as Alex and Lyn serrated.

“Ammolite?” Lyn asked with distain once she was separated. “I’ll have you know that I carry the lovely Angel Aura Quartz, thank you very much.”

Alex facepalmed.

“You’re like us!” Steven exclaimed.

“Oops.” Lyn shrugged apologetically at Alex.

“Was your mother a Gem? Was she also part of the rebellion? Did she sacrifice her physical form because she loved you so much that she wanted to bring you into the world even though she was leaving behind friends and family and a purpose and you’re starting to think that maybe there’s more to what everyone is telling you because everyone keeps saying how great she was but then they have hidden conversations that they think you can’t hear, because they think you’re asleep but you’re not, about how the Diamonds are going to come and destroy everything because of something she did and that we’re doomed because she isn’t with us anymore but now it feels like they’re all looking at you to do something and somehow be as strong as your mother but you’re not even sure who or what you are?”

Everyone just stared Steven as the boy tried to catch his breath after that long rant.

“And I thought I had problems.” Lapis mumbled.

“Ah, no.” Lyn awkwardly started. “I got my Gem through different means.”

“Oh.” Steven muttered awkwardly as Connie gave the boy a hug he desperately needed.

Alex sighed. “You know sometimes I forget that you’re just a thirteen-year-old kid who’ve been thrown into all this.”

Connie looked surprised. “You’re older than me?”

“Mm-hmm.” Steven nodded.

“Gems, even hybrids, don’t age the same as humans do.” Alex interjected.

“Wait, So I’m stuck like this forever?” Lyn asked while cupping her small developing breasts.

Alex hand chopped her on the head. “Behave in front of the kids.”

“Pfft, like you cared when they were Stevonnie.”

“We’ve already threatened Lapis with a spanking, don’t think you’re immune.”

“Promise?”

“Ah, not that I mean to interrupt but who are you people?” Connie awkwardly said.

Lyn spun around the two kids on rainbow wings. “I’m Lyn. The tall drink of water of there is Lapis and the grump is Alex.”

Steven frowned. “Wait a minute. Alex… Alexa… Gems… Diamonds. YOU’RE ALEXA’S BROTHER! Aren’t you?”

Alex facepalmed again while Lyn just giggled.

“Steven, they’ve already displayed some strange abilities. What if he is Alexa?”

Lapis pointed to Connie. “I like the smart one.”

“Connie, Gems are female… or at least they physically manifest in a feminine form.” Steven reminded his friend.

Alex shifted to his Alexa form. “Or… things are beyond your usually understanding.”

“But… I… How?”

“I think you broke him.” Lyn said as she poked Steven as he rebooted.

Steven shook his head. “Can all Diamonds turn into humans?”

“You know, that’s not a bad guess.” Alexa admitted. “Outside of the common Gem powerset, only Diamonds have multiple unrelated abilities, it wouldn’t be unexpected that they could be hiding an organic transformation.”

Steven frowned. “That’s not right, my Mum had multiple abilities and so do I.”

“Oh no.” Connie gasped.

Lyn glanced at Alexa. “She is fast.”

Steven looked between everyone feeling like he was missing something. “What?”

“We’ll come back to that later,” Alexa said, “the point is that no, Diamonds can’t become humans; I’m just special.”

“Is this why the yellow Diamond was trying to find you?”

“Not quite. The Diamonds have their own reasons for wanting me out of the picture.”

“Then why don’t you ask the Crystal Gems for help?” Steven Suggested. “I’m sure if we all just sat down and spoke to each other then we could all be friends, even the Diamonds!”

Lyn just rolled her eyes at Steven’s naivety.

“Because they can’t be trusted.” Lapis spat.

“What?! How could you say that?”

“Steven.” Alexa stopped him. “This is more than just a children’s disagreement.”

“What do you mean?”

“The Gems invaded this planet and tried to destroy all life on it thousands of years ago.”

“What? Why would they do that?”

“You should talk to Amethyst about visiting her Kindergarten but the short version is that their empire needed more resources.”

“Couldn’t we just share?”

Alexa shook her head. “No, the process they needed the planet for would have ruined it for any other life.”

“How were they stopped?” asked a quiet Connie.

“Rose Quartz didn’t want to see the world destroyed so she raised a rebellion to stop the invading Gems and remove them from earth.”

“So, the Crystal Gems are the good guys.” Steven said hopefully.

“They are.” Alexa agreed. “But it was still a civil war. There were loses on both sides and eventually it became a pyrrhic victory.”

“What’s a Peerick Victory?” Steven asked

“It means they won but that the cost was so great that it may have meant they really lost.” Connie answered Steven.

Alexa nodded. “The Diamonds ordered a full retreat and then hit the earth with a combined power that corrupted every gem not shielded or contained: turning them into monsters.”

“All the Gem monsters…”

“Were once either members of Roses rebellion or Homeworld soldiers left behind.”

“But that’s awful! Why would the Diamonds do such a thing.”

“It’s possible that they didn’t know exactly what their attack would do but they thought it was justified since they believed that Rose Quartz had shattered their youngest sister, Pink Diamond.”

Everyone was quite while Steven took a few minutes to absorb the new information.

“Mum shattered a Gem?” He said softly.

The silence was broken by Lyn’s stomach rumbling.

“What? I haven’t eaten since lunch.”

“Get Alice to help you get us all some burgers.” Alexa gestured and opened a portal to the Warehouse on the closest menhir, through which Lyn quickly skipped.

“I didn’t think you could eat food from a Gem Room.” Steven said.

“This is different than the rooms the Crystal Gems have.” Alexa explained.

“Oh…” Steven just looked down at his hands or maybe the Gem in his middle — it was hard to tell.

“So, if the Homeworld Gems wanted to invade the earth and the Crystal Gems wanted to defend it; where do you guys fall in on all this?” Steven asked.

“Technically, Lyn and myself are just passing through. We don’t have anything to do with Homeworld or the Earth except that the Diamonds want to kill me. Morrigan, who you haven’t met, is the same. Only Lapis here was a Homeworld Gem originally.” Alexa gestured at Lapis who was leaning against one of the standing stones watching them.

“Yo.” She nodded.

“You’re a Homeworld Gem?”

Lapis just shrugged. “It’s… complicated.”

“But you don’t want to destroy the earth, right?”

“I never cared one way or another about this planet.” Lapis admitted. “Both Homeworld and the Crystal Gems are welcome to fight over it. Both of them abandoned me, I’ve found a home now and it isn’t a place.” She said the last bit quietly.

Alexa stood up and shifted to Alex then went and gave Lapis a hug. The blue Gem had become a happy, sarcastic part of their lives too. Lapis simply stood awkwardly in the hug, embarrassed but also a little happy.

“How can you say that?” Steven accused. “The Gems would never abandon someone.”

“They left me. Trapped in that mirror for hundreds of years!” Lapis growled.

Alex tightened his hold around the trembling Gem.

“Steven.” He said sternly. “The Gems were either ignorant, stupid or malicious when they didn’t inspect the Mirror that Lapis was trapped in. Rose certainly should have known better.”

“But wouldn’t they just think that it was just a normal Gem magic mirror?”

Alex sighed and rocked the Lapis in his arms back and forth to calm her. “Gem’s use gemstones in their technology but they’re supposed to be unenlightened Gems and unless the item they’re in remains in contact with the ground for hundreds of years, they remain unenlightened.”

Steven just looked at him confused.

“As in those Gems don’t have a consciousness. They wouldn’t be able to respond like Lapis could when trapped in the mirror.”

“But that’s not how the Frybo costume worked.”

“Fry… Bo?” Lapis just looked confused.

“A French Fries costume that became sentient after Steven animated it with Homeworld’s Living Armour Gem-Shards.” Alex answered, then returned to Steven. “The Frybo costume was part of an unethical Homeworld experiment to use the remains of shattered Gems in place of unenlightened Gems in their tech to conserve resources being used in the war. Given that it takes years to traditionally grow most advanced Gem-tech, it would have saved Homeworld a significant amount of resources if it had worked”

Lapis Shivered. “I hated those things.”

Lyn stepped back into the room with bags of food. She held up a carton of fries. “The necromantic Gem armour or French fries?”

“Both.” Lapis said with conviction.

“You’ll get over your dislike of food when you get a human body next jump.” Alex said as he picked Lapis up — which was somewhat awkward as she was taller than him — and sat down on the bench across from the kids with Lapis now in his lap. He took a bag of food from Lyn who also passed some to Steven and Connie.

“Thanks” Steven said as he looked into the bag.

“Thank you.” Connie said politely as she took hers. She looked at the branding on the side. “Umm ‘Nasty Burger?’”

“It’s only one letter away from ‘Tasty.’” Alex sniggered.

“Right.” Connie chose not to ask about it.

Alice followed through behind Lyn with a tray of drinks in her hands.

“A Gem-Monster!” Steven cried knocking over his fries as he leapt to his feet and summoned his shield.

“Not a monster!” Alex tried to placate him. He really should have known not to show Alice to them. His repeated attempts to improve her had not gone as he had thought they would. Alice was still a black skeleton but she was now encased in clear crystal flesh that dimly glowed with veins of light from a large pearl at her sternum.

Steven calmed down when Alice didn’t even react to him and his shield.

“What is she?” Connie cautiously asked as she took a Pepsi that Alice was offering.

“She’s actually close to what Steven was talking about.” Alex explained. “I was trying to give a skeleton golem consciousness with an unenlightened Gem I made. She’s more aware than before but it’ll take time for it to grow.”

“You made a slave?” Connie frowned.

“That’s pretty much what Pearls are made for.” Lapis commented.

“WHAT!?” Steven shouted causing everyone to wince.

“You are very loud sometimes, kid.” Alex reprimanded.

“Sorry. But Pearl isn’t a slave.”

“Lapis didn’t say your Pearl is a slave; only that she, like all other Pearls before her, were made with the purpose of serving others. That’s how Homeworld works: every Gem is made to fulfil a purpose, anything that goes against that purpose is to be destroyed. Anything and everything are theirs to use to expand their empire.” Alex took a bite out of his burger. Mhmm meaty.

“Homeworld doesn’t sound like a very fun place.” Connie frowned

Alex swallowed. “It’s not. It’s a totalitarian dictatorship with a strict caste system, a heavily expansionist ideology and a superiority complex against other forms of life.”

Lyn sat next to Alex and pulled Lapis’ feet onto her lap. “Yep.  Genocidal Space Nazis.”

Connie and Steven both look confused at that.

“What’s a Nazi?” Connie asked.

Lyn was just about to take a bite of her own burger but had to stop to look over it at the kids. “You’re joking, right?”

They shook their heads, no.

Alex nudged Lyn. “It’s a different place with a different history. It’s possible World War Two never happened here.”

“The Gems invaded the earth twice?” Steven asked.

“No. Just…” Lyn sighed. “Never mind.”

“You guys are from a different world. Aren’t you?” Connie asked.

Lyn turned her head to Alex. “Can we keep her?”

“No.”

“Pleeeease?”

“No.”

“Pretty please?”

“Alright.”

“Really?”

“No.”

Steven wasn’t sure if they were serious but he hugged on tight to Connie just in case. Connie just blushed at the two’s antics and Steven’s possessiveness.

“If you’re from another world; why are you here?”

“Like I said earlier. We’re just passing through.”

“What’s your own world like?” Steven asked.

Alex shrugged. “Much the same though there are no Gems and no Corrupted Gem-monsters around.” He thought for a moment. “There’s also no known alien life yet and interstellar travel isn’t a thing, oh and it’s less sparkly.”

“Sparkly?” said Steven as he finished off his burger.

“Yeah, this world just kinda… glitters. It took me a while to get used to it.”

The group spent another hour talking about their worlds. Lyn’s was much the same as Alex’s even if most of her stories had a weird sexual undertone to them. Lapis occasionally piped in with a dry and slightly depressing comparison with Homeworld.

At some point the nights adventures and full bellies had taken their toll on the kids and Steven and Connie were both falling asleep against each other.

“It’s a bit late to send them on their way.” Alex told Lyn. “Let’s just tuck them into one of the spare rooms and call it a night.”

They poked the sleepy kids to their feet and wrangled them into one of the bedrooms Alex and Morrigan had carved into the temple stone.

“But I don’ wanna go to bed.” A sleepy Steven mumbled.

“Go on in you get.” Alex herded them into a bed.

They left the room and retuned to Lapis is the main complex area.

“So how do you think they’re going to react when they realise they never contacted the Gems to tell them that they’re alright?” Lyn sniggered.

“I don’t know, but I bet it’s going to be funny.”

“You guys are awful.” Lapis said but there was curl to her lip.

“Speaking of awful.” Lyn said as she jumped on Alex and initiated fusion.

The two glowed and reformed into Alyn who looked down at her hands confused.

“I thought we had to dance.” Alyn questioned herself but decided it really didn’t matter.

Alyn smiled at Lapis. “I promised myself a Lapis for dessert.”

“Oh dear.” Lapis squeaked.

 

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Lapis scooted back until she he was pressed against one of the standing stones as a now much taller Alyn pressed in close against her. She looked up into the fusions iridescent eyes as Alyn gazed back into her deep blue ones.

The question was asked with their eyes. If Lapis didn’t want this then Alyn would back off but that didn’t happen. Instead, Alyn leaned in slowly until their noses were almost touching and Lapis could feel their breath upon her lips. Her heart hammered rapidly in her chest as she found herself tensing, arching her back to press her chest forward and inch their faces that little bit closer without even realising it.

Alyn closed that distance and pressed her lips softly to the gem’s cool blue lips. The experience was unique. A gem’s form was composed of light, it didn’t behave or feel like a completely organic form even when the owner willed it to. Lapis tasted like the ocean. Not like how someone would say an oyster ‘tastes like the ocean,’ all brine and fishy but in that she tasted like a refreshing sea breeze. She was the feel of ocean spray and the warmth of the sand and yes, a little hint of salt that made you want to lick her lips clean. Lapis was also becoming lost in the taste of the fusion. Alyn tasted like a mixture of sunshine and glass. A contradiction of airy warmth and cool solidity and underneath that was the touch of human lips: soft and slightly sweet, a hint of iron and a memory of Lyn’s Pepsi Max.

Alyn brought a hand to Lapis’ head and carded her fingers through her oddly-cool dark blue locks, her other hand traced the curve of Lapis’ hip. Lapis reciprocated the touching by wraping her arms around Alyn’s neck and deepening the kiss. Without realising it she had pulled herself up and wrapped her legs around Alyn’s waist forcing the colourful Gem to shift her hand from her hip to her rear to prevent her from falling.

Alyn turned them away from the standing stone and with a though caused the crystal table to raise high enough to deposit Lapis on the surface. She broke the kiss and nuzzled into the blue Gem’s neck as one hand traced a line down Lapis’ spine and over her Gem causing a cute moan to escape the slim girl.

Alyn trailed kisses down Lapis’ neck and collar.

“Off.” she growled out and Lapis dismissed her blue backless dress with nary a thought leaving the slender Lazulite bare on the grey crystal slab.

Alyn’s lips found themselves dropping further. Sweet kisses and nips that lead to her modest breasts, barely more than a handful each of pale blue pseudo flesh and tipped with perky, darker blue nipples and areola.

Lapis’ hands scrunched into the fusion’s hair and a gasp escaped her as Alyn attacked her breasts with her mouth, teasing her nipples with circling twirls of her tongue, occasionly sucking gently on the small buds and even lightly biting and scraping the sensitive tips with her teeth. Alyn’s hands had dropped further and were now tickling her sides and caressing her hips. Alyn used her thumbs to press into the crease between her hips and groin eliciting further mews of pleasure and causing the blue girl to spread her legs a little wider in an attempt to entice further exploration toward her rapidly moistening sex.

 

Alyn delved lower, her lips licking up the beads of sweet water that had stated to few on the water aligned Gem’s skin in her excitement. Her mouth passed the spot where on a human there would be the divot of a belly button but here was just the smooth abdominal skin. Lapis leaned back on the cool crystal table and moaned in please when Alyn stopped teasing and finally reached her already dripping sex.

Gem’s, as a rule, did not do body hair and Lapis was no different as Alyn found nothing blocking her access to the squirming Gem’s sexual core. Alyn’s mind was already filled with the heady scent of the water Gem’s arousal, the scent of sea water and sun and underneath that the smell that was uniquely ‘woman.’ Alyn tasted first with a couple of long runs of her tongue along the length of Lapis’ sex. Her tongue spreading the folds of her pussy and lapping at the sweet juices. Lyn mewed in pleasured twitches and wrapped her legs around Alyn’s head, drawing the head fusion of two of the people she was beginning to love deeper into her sexual core.

Alyn gripped the soft thighs clamped around her face and dug in with gusto. She teased and circled, licked and flicked with her tongue. She used the tightening twitches she could feel through Lapis’ thighs as a guide to bring the aqua gem to the edge and then quickly change tactic, allowing the slender woman to almost find release before giving her a minute to catch her breath and then bringing her to the edge again.

“Alex, Lyn! PLEEEASSE!” Lapis groaned out as she was brought to the brink for the sixth time.

Alyn smiled and switched to the quick and repetitive swirling-flick motion she had found worked best on Lapis. In seconds Lapis was crying out as shuddered rippled through her and her legs tightened like a vice around Alyn’s head. Alyn had to work hard to drink down the gushing, squirting juices that were escaping Lapis’ quivering sex as she orgasmed again and again.

Eventually, Lapis’ strained muscles relaxed and released Alyn from where she was trapped between her legs. As Lapis panted at her release, Alyn stood and positioned herself between Lapis’ legs. Lapis’ first realisation that the night was not over was when Alyn dismissed her solid light clothing. The fusion was a pale vision of sexuality and strength. She was a contradiction of toned pearlescent curves that softly defined hard muscles. Her breasts were smaller than would be expected but fit her lithe build and were just the starting point of where the eyes trailed down her body, over a trim waist and defined abbs and halting on the point of exception. While her form was female it seemed that Alex’s contribution was the thick, manhood that stood ready between her legs.

Lapis gasped and looked down when she felt the meaty slap of Alyn’s penis on her abdomen. Alyn held her member down so that it lay on Lapis’ skin and indicated the size and depth it would go should she enter the blue Gem. Alyn again sought permission from Lapis with her eyes and the Lazulite nodded in anticipation.

Alyn pressed the head of her member against Lapis ready sex and pushed.

There was little resistance, Lapis was already wet and ready and Gem’s had no need for a hymen unless they chose to manifest one. Still, Lapis was tight and hot as Alyn pressed herself into Lapis’ sex. She could feel Lapis twitching and tightening with little micro-orgasms as her member spread her open. Lapis too, felt a connection between them, around the lingering waves of pleasure from the earlier oral sex Lapis could feel the thrum of Alyn’s heartbeat through her member.

After a few seconds that felt; to the two of them, like long drawn-out minutes, Alyn was fully sheathed in Lapis. It wasn’t painful or uncomfortable as Alyn’s size might have been to a human woman as Lapis had simply chosen not to produce a cervix or even a uterus. As being composed of light they both were able to modify their bodies in ways that enhanced pleasure and prevented awkwardness or accidents.

Alyn started withdraw, her member dragging along the sensitive internal folds of Lapis’ core, before thrusting once again. Slowly she built up a rhythm they were both comfortable with. Lapis let out adorable little gasps with each thrust and held her hands out to Alyn who grasped them, their fingers entwining and allowing them to brace themselves off each other to attain full pleasure from the motions.

They luxuriated in the motion. Alyn fighting a building pleasure that grew with each stroke. She could feel Lapis wrapping around her, feel the head of her penis scraping along her vaginal folds creating a predictable drag of pleasure of each thrust and withdraw.

Lyn was feeling filled and tight. She enjoyed the sensation of Alyn filling her and then withdrawing only to fill her again. Each motion also stimulating her clitoris as the shaft Alyn’s penis created friction at her opening. Additionally was the pleasant weight as Alyn pressed against her when fully within her, a strange enjoyment that was difficult to put into words but was rooted in the sheer presence of her partner.

“Fuck, I’m not going to last long like this Lapis.” Alyn grunted as she continued her rhythmic thrusting that was gaining speed despite her best efforts to control herself.

“Just… a little… more.” Lapis gasped out.

Sweat dripped down Alyn’s smooth body as she kept up the motions. Despite being Gems, despite being stronger than any human and despite being luminous beings of light and mineral. There was something about sex that just got two people hot and sweaty.

“I’m gonna—" Alyn managed.

Lapis used their entwined hands to pull herself up and locked lips with the fusion.

Together they both released. Alyn tensing as she came heavily deep within Lapis who tensed and tightened around Alyn’s member as she shivered through another intense orgasm. All the while they made out, their lips near bruised as they fought to a battle with their tongue on who could taste the other more.

Eventually, they broke apart both panting with exertion and Lapis laid her head on Alyn’s shoulder as Alyn held her upright. Lapis could feel Alyn shrinking inside her and the rapid beat of her heart through the fusion’s supple chest.

“I think we need a bath.” Lapis eventually managed.

“I can agree with that.” Alyn grinned.

“I’m not sure I can walk yet.” Lapis commented.

With a small heave, Alyn pulled Lapis into her arms and started towards the bathroom with the blue Gem carried bridal style.

“I think I can manage to get you there.” Alyn said as Lapis blushed. “And after we’ve washed up and regained out breath, we can start round two.”

Lapis froze in Alyn’s arms. “Round two?” She asked with wide eyes.

 

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Connie woke in a strange bed to a foot in her face.

“ehwah.” She flinched back and sat up.

She looked around the room. It was hard to tell the time as there were no windows only some simple crystals on the walls that glowed dimly, just enough to move around by. The bed was large and formed from a dull crystal though the mattress and sheets seemed normal. She blushed a little when she realised that she was in bed with Steven, even if they were arranged top to tail and that they both still had their clothes on except for their footwear which now that she thought about it had been left at the beach when they first fused. She was still tired but a full bladder had woken her up. Too much of that strange yet addictive soda. Pepsi? What even was a Pepsi and why was it maxed?

“Steven. Steven, wake up.”

“Go away Lion, I don’t want your pizza.” Steven mumbled

“Steven.” Connie shook the boy.

“Wha- what? I’m awake!” Steven blinked blearily at Connie. “Connie? What are you doing in my room?”

“We’re still at the… well I don’t know if they have a name. We’re still at Alex’s place.”

“Oh…” Steven looked around the room. “Then why did you wake me?”

Connie squirmed. “I need to pee.”

Steven just stared at her. “Umm, I’m not sure how I can help with that.”

Connie rolled her eyes. “Of course not. I just didn’t want to go alone.” She mumbled.

Steven got it then. It was scary trying to find your way around in the dark in a new place.

“Alright. I’m sure we can find a bathroom somewhere.”

They both slipped out of bed and padded from the room in search of a bathroom. The room exited to a stone hallway lit by a line of clear crystal in the wall. To the right the hallway opened to a large room which they recognised as the room they had warped into. She was about to go that way in the hopes of asking someone where the bathroom was when Steven heard voices from his left.

“Connie, I think they’re this way.” He started left thinking that someone was there that they could ask directions.

They passed a few empty rooms with empty beds or storage shelves inside, the sound of others getting louder as they went, until the hallway turned the corner and opened into a large open bathroom with a large open air hot spring.

 Connie and Steven came to an abrupt stop at the sight before them.

Alyn and Lapis were both naked and enjoying the hot spring and clearly not expecting company. Alyn was in a large Diamond enhanced form and at thirty-five feet tall she took up most of the hot spring. The displaced water wasn’t overflowing because it was already in the form of large tendrils of water that were wrapped around her breasts and stimulating the large Gem’s privates. The much smaller Lapis was writhing in the giant’s cupped palms as Alyn used her large tongue on the blue gem causing her to moan in pleasure until she let out a loud cry of release as she came heavily and lost control of her animated water at the same time. Alyn let up her ministrations and slowly shrunk down until she was holding a happy panting lapis in her lap.

“Ah… hah.. ah… give me a minute and then it’s my turn.” Lapis panted.

Alyn held her gently and kissed along her neck. “Take your time. We have all night.”

A red-faced Steven grabbed Connie’s hand and they backed out of the room without being seen. They didn’t say a word until they were back to their room.

“That was, that… was,” Steven started but was unsure what to say.

“Hot?” Connie mumbled with her face flaming.

“What?” Steven asked unsure if she really said what he thought she had.

“Nothing!” Connie squeaked. “I was just saying that I still need to pee.”

“Oh, right. Good.” Steven sighed and leant back against the wall, which abruptly split open revealing an attached ensuite and causing Steven to land on his ass.

“Found the bathroom.” He gave a thumbs up from the floor.

“Oh, thank God!” Connie said and rushed through, she turned and pushed Steven out as he was still getting to his feet, the door closed automatically behind him.

Steven was left to process what he had just seen. He knew adults did adult things to each other but that was intense, wasn’t it? Did Connie expect him to turn into a giant woman and umm lick her in that place? Wait? Why would I think about Connie? He thought to himself. Does that mean, her and me and she but we’re just-

His tumbled thoughts were distracted by the sound of water tinkling into a pool. Steven’s head felt like it could pop from the amount of blood that rushed to his face when he realised he could hear Connie peeing.  Oh gosh, I shouldn’t be hearing this, Should I?

Suffice to say that Steven was very confused about the whole situation. He honestly didn’t know how he felt or how he was supposed to feel as no one had ever actually explained such things to him.

Connie wasn’t doing much better. Mixed in with the relief that she hadn’t embarrassed herself in front of her friend by wetting herself was a strange feeling of nervous excitement over what she had just witnessed. She had a little more experience and understanding than the half-Gem boy; not through practical experience of course but because her mother had given her the talk and she had read some of the more… inappropriate young adult fiction in the library. Could Steven do that? Because that would be amazing. She blushed at where her thoughts were taking her.

She finished up and washed her hands. The bathroom door whooshed open with a touch. She found Steven standing awkwardly by the bed, his face still red.

“We umm, we should get some sleep.” Connie said.

“Right! Sleep. In the bed. With you. Sleep, that is! Because that’s what beds are for.” He rambled.

They both got back under the covers while trying not to think about what they had seen or of each other.

Suffice to say it was a few more hours before either of them was able to get back to sleep.

 

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Notes:

AN:

I'm going to pre-emptively answer a question that is going to come up.

At this time I'm not planning on writing about anything Steven or Connie might get up to.

While steven is approaching the age at which i personally dont care if people write smut about, both characters come accross as too "young:" emotionally for me to write that myself.

I was trying for that awkwardness of young sexuality in the last scene.
They're curious, they're interested and they have no idea what to do or how to do it but they'll work it out themselves in their own time.

Since it'll likely come up I'll explain now that Steven does not have a pee fetish.

That's actually a call out to my own youth when i was of a simular age and starting to get interested in girls. I had to wait on a female friend going to the bathroom and we were in a shady city mall place so i was "guarding" right outside and could hear her peeing. I remember being really embarrassed about it because it was something i "shouldn't" be hearing and was involved with "private parts" of her body. I'm not going to lie and say i wasn't curious about the mechanics behind it all but it didn't spark some great facination with urination.

Now the time a friend asked me to give her a foot massage... that did spark a life long appreciation of the female thighs, calfs and feet.

Leg man all the way.

Chapter 10: Steven Universe 6

Notes:

Trying to get through the last of Steven Universe. Gotta admit that this jump went longer than I planned.

Chapter Text

Chapter 10


The next morning saw Lapis relaxing in the hot spring. She honestly loved this thing. The idea of simply being in hot water for the pleasure of the feeling was an alien concept to Homeworld yet sung to her nature as a lapis lazuli. She laid her head back on the ledge of the pool and just floated as she tried to sort through her feelings.

Last night had been good. No. Last night had been very good. She had felt something she hadn’t in a long, long time. She had felt wanted.

Homeworld had seen her as simply one of many replaceable Lapis Lazuli, they had mistaken her for a Crystal Gem and taken her as prisoner of war. If they had even noticed that they had lost a Lapis Lazuli of their own then they didn’t care nor did they even ask who she was when they trapped her in that mirror for interrogation.

The Crystal Gems were little better. They attacked all Gem locations on earth not just the ones that were involved in production or held fighting forces. They had also never even tried to figure out who was trapped in the mirror when they found it; they had simply thrown her into storage. For all they had known she could have been one of their own number but they didn’t even care.

Alex and Lyn care, Morrigan cares. She thought to herself with a smile.

They cared for her, they wanted her and yet they were also quite happy to give her space when she needed it. They could also do this thing with their tongue that felt absolutely amazing. Homeworld Gems didn’t know what they were missing.
She felt warmth on her face as the rising morning sun shone through the crystal walls of the hot spring. Life, she thought, is good.

“Umm, hello? Is anyone in there?”

Lapis opened her eyes to the sparkling room to see Steven standing awkwardly at the door with his hands over his eyes.

“You can come in, you know.” She told the human.

“Oh, ahh ok?” Steven marched forward but with his eyes still covered he walked right into the water.

“Ahh!” He fell in with a ridiculous splash.

Lapis sniggered and manipulated the water until he was upright and across from her.

Steven opened his eyes to the sight of a Lapis’ smooth blue body floating on the sun-sparkling water.

“You’re naked!” he gasped and covered his eyes again.

Lapis didn’t really understand why humans reacted so strangely to nudity. Alex and Lyn liked her when she was wasn’t wearing anything after all. Still, they had said something about societal expectations and clothing. Lapis floated herself out of the water until she stood on the edge of the pool, she willed herself clothed in a swirling flash of light.

“Is this better?” she asked as he pulled the wet boy out of the water and then the water away from his soaked form.

“Much, thank you.” Steven answered. “Umm do you know where everyone is?”

“Alex and Lyn were still in bed when I got up.” Lapis said. She didn’t understand those two. They looked cute together and had snuggled closer when she had slipped out from in-between them. She wasn’t sure what ‘underage sibling: no touch!’ meant but she was sure Alex would get over it.

“Right.” Steven said as he tried not to think about naked Gems in bed.

“Morrigan should also be by soon.” Lapis continued without noticing Steven’s distractedness. “Why did you need to see them?”

“Oh, umm well, we woke up and realised that we never actually told the Gems we were OK and so we should probably do that.”

“Hmm.. well let’s go see if everyone is up.”

They walked back to the main chamber only to find the Alex and Lyn already there in discussion. A red-faced Connie was also there holding a plate with two crusty rolls on it and was trying not to draw attention to herself.

“You didn’t seem to mind where my hands went earlier in the night.” Lyn was saying to a cringing Alex.

“That’s because we had Lapis between us.” Alex responded.

“Why would that matter?”

“I don’t know, it’s just different somehow. Please?”

“Fine. But I make no promises that I won’t get grabby when you’re using me as a hug pillow.”

“Thank you.” Alex sighed in relief or possibly some sort of defeat — it was hard to tell.

“I see you two are up.” Lapis said.

“Lapis! Why did you leave us alone?” Alex whined.

“I wanted a bath.” Lapis responded though continued in a smaller voice, “I was very sticky.”

“Well, I wanted to give you this.” Alex said as he threw Lapis a slim smartphone. “I appeared in the Warehouse this morning. I guess you’ve decided to stick with us.”

Lapis smiled at her ‘companion phone,’ “I guess it does.”

“Ah, Steven. Connie has your breakfast and then I’ll see you off.” At Steven’s confused look he continued with, “The warp pad doesn’t work without authorisation.”

“Oh, umm thanks.” Steven took a roll from Connie. It was a simple breakfast of bacon and a fried egg on crusty fresh baked buttered bread rolls. “Umm what’s going to happen with Yellow?” He asked around a mouthful.

“I’m not sure yet.” Alex admitted.

“Maybe we can send her home and they’ll know we’re too strong for them and they can leave us alone?” Steven said hopefully though not even Connie looked like she thought that would work.

Alex shook his head. “It wouldn’t work. They’ll just use what Yellow has learnt about our defences to hit us even harder.”

“You don’t seem too worried about them attacking.” Connie commented.

“I’ve still got some tricks up my sleeve and to be honest I could still run and hide for the next six months if I thought we had to.”

“That’s not very brave. It’s our responsibility to protect the world and other people.”

Alex shrugged. “I never said I was brave. I just want to survive with those whom I care about.”

Neither Connie or Steven looked like they agreed. Alex might have been more on board with the whole ‘spiderman-esque guilt-trip power-responsibility’ angle if the whole situation wasn’t so screwed up by Rose thousands of years ago. She treated the rebellion like a game and only really matured when she lost.

“Now, speaking of survival, there are some things you should know before you go.”

Steven and Connie perked up and listened.

Alex took up a data crystal and passed it to Steven.

“That contains information on the location of something called the ‘Cluster.’ It’s a Homeworld super weapon that’s been incubating in the earth’s crust for the last five thousand years and is set to emerge within the next year, destroying the planet in the process.”

“WHAT?!” Steven yelled.

“You can stop it right?” Connie asked worriedly.

“Nope.”

“WHAT?!” Both the kids yelled.

“I can’t but Steven can.” Alex clarified.

“How am I supposed to do that?” Steven started hyperventilating.

“You’ll need to reach the Cluster, empathically connect to it and tell it to not take form but to bubble itself and try and connect with the Gem shards that it’s composed of. I’ll drop you off a ship in the next week or so that’ll get you to the Cluster but talking to it is up to you.”

“But I don’t know how to do that!”

“You’ve already done something similar when you got through the Centipeetle Gem monster.” Alex reassured him. “You just need to work on your abilities. Maybe get Garnet to help you with meditation.”

“You really think I can do it?”

“I know you can.”

“Ok, anything else?” Steven calmed down somewhat.

“Yeah, you’ve accessed the place inside Lion’s mane, right?”

“How do you even know about all this?” Steven asked bewildered. He hadn’t told anyone about Lion’s Pink Dimension.

“Because I’m awesome.”

“…fine, don’t tell me.” Steven grumbled. “And yes, I can go inside Lion’s mane.”

“You’ll find Rose’s sword in there which will probably freak Pearl out but you’ll also find a bubbled Gem. That Gem is named Bismuth and she used to be a Crystal Gem until Rose and her fought about how to win the war.”

“So, I should keep her bubbled?”

“That’s up to you. But if you do let her our then give her this.” Alex gave Steven a second crystal. “It has instructions for her to get into contact with me and I can direct her to others who would support her methodology.”

After everyone finished up their breakfast Alex led Steven and Connie over to the Warp Pad. The two stood in the centre and held hands so that Connie wouldn’t be left behind.

“Oh, and one more thing.” Alex said. “What I’m about to tell you should probably not be spread around and certainly shouldn’t be mentioned to Bismuth if you let her out.”

“What is it?” Steven asked.

“Pearl will be able to answer any questions.” Alex met eyes with Steven. “Rose was Pink Diamond.”

“WHAAaaaa—” Steven’s exclamation was cut off as Alex activated the Warp, sending the two kids back to the Crystal Gems.

There was a moment of silence in the room until Lyn burst out laughing. “Did you see his face?”

Lapis just sniggered.

Alex shrugged. “The kid has to clean up all of Rose’s messes, he had a right to know. I just didn’t want to deal with the shouting.”

⦖⋄⦕


Lyn watched as the Alexa carefully implanted the ecto-enchanted crystal into the Phase-ship’s gravity drive. When Alexa was happy that the components were all working well together, she waved her hand at the drive which floated up to and recombined with the ship proper.

Gem-tech still amazed her. Her ‘Primitive Technology Adaption’ perk allowed her to understand how it worked but even then it still seemed like magic rather than science. Her perk also allowed her to come up with interesting uses for existing earth technology to further enhance the alien technology.

She remembered the look of childish glee on Alex’s face when she had suggested using a microwave oven and a surround sound system to induce harmonic frequency in the gravity engine resonance crystals. He had laughed his head off when he found that the ship performed best when syncopated rhythms were applied, something about the ship running best on ‘Smooth Jazz.’ He had of course replicated the modification with crystal components rather than a bulky microwave oven and a set of speakers because they were much smaller and more durable but she was happy to help.

Alexa stepped back and admired the completed Phase ship: the fourth she had made in the last two months. The first prototype ship had been gifted to Steven and the Gems; as promised, two weeks after Yellow’s attack. That left these three ships taking up most of the space in the Warehouse.

Lyn ran her hand over the smooth blue-black crystal of the ship. The design was similar to the Trapeze in that it was modelled from the cut of a gemstone though the Phase ships were slightly bigger and with a shield-cut shape with the pointed forward part of the ship being longer than the slightly rounded back. The biggest difference was the use of an ecto-enchanted crystal to give the ship intangibility and invisibility like the Spectres. Not only was this an incredible defensive and stealth upgrade, it also allowed for an increased speed and an independence from established star-charts to navigate at FTL speeds. Why worry about deflector shield output when space dust just went right through you. They had calculated that they could possibly even survive phasing through the heart of a star - not that they were planning to do such a thing of course. Lyn wasn’t completely sure what would happen if you introduced the artificial black hole of the gravity drive to a star but didn’t think it would be good.

“If you build any more of these you’re going to run out of space.” Lyn commented.

“I’ll put them in portraits when it gets to that stage, I just wanted to have them on hand while space flight was still an option.”

“Did you ever figure out how Yellow go to earth so fast?” Lyn walked around the ship, her fingers trailing the side.

“Actually, the Gems found out first. Turns out she sent not just flask robonoids but also a plug robonoid and a central processing crystal of a Galaxy Warp. The plug robonoid was able to become the needed base systems and the flask robonoids were able to ‘repair’ it to functionality.”

“So, she essentially just sent a new Galaxy Warp Pad to earth instead of repairing the one here?”

“That’s right.”

“Was that so hard to say?”

Alex rolled his eyes. “Anyway, the Gems found it and smashed it. If anyone else came through then they only had about an hour to do so.”

“You know that’s called foreshadowing, right?”

Alex sighed. “Yeah, I know.”

Alex stretched out and made his way to a clear area in the warehouse where he had a couch and a minifridge set up. He threw a can of soda to Lyn and cracked one open himself before flopping onto the couch.

“Hey, I had a question.” Lyn asked as she perched herself in the arm of the sofa.

“Yeah?”

“You can make Gems, right? Like with all their abilities and such?”

“Yeah? It’s not too hard to make the Gemstone but it does take a lot of energy to Enlighten it. Why?”

“I was wondering what would happen if you ghost-fused with it like we did with the replica Time Medallions, would you be able to use the Gem abilities?”

“Ahh, I see what you’re thinking.” Alex nodded. “Unfortunately, it doesn’t work. I’ve already tried it.”

“Damn.” Lyn took a sip of her drink.

“Why the long face? You already have ghost powers”
Everyone with the ‘Accepting Physiology’ perk had been given the half-ghost upgrade over the first few weeks in jump. Alex had realised that he had been incredibly reckless during his first jump when he upgraded three people in one night. He now knew that it was likely ‘the drive’ drawback that had made him so stupid. He had conducted multiple tests during this Jump before he had offered the choice to his companions.

Lyn had said he was being too cautious which had likely been true. Honestly, those first few weeks were a nightmare of construction, testing and preparations. He didn’t even get to visit a town until two months into his time here. Even now there wasn’t a day during this jump where either he or a duplicate wasn’t making or experimenting with something.
Honestly? He was tired of this Jump and the Diamonds. He would seriously reconsider taking another ‘targeted’ drawback in the future.

“It’s not that I want anything, I just thought having all the Gem powers would be neat.”

Alex shook his head. “Nah, the ghost-fusion items have to be, for lack of a better term, ‘equipable’ for the powers to work when fused. We’ll get better mileage out of an RPG style Jump with it, may the next one.”

Lyn frowned. “Aren’t the P-Comms made from Pearls? We can use those when we wear them.”

Alex nodded. “True, but Pearls are special because they’re artificial Gems. The ones in the P-comms aren’t full Pearls in the terms of Gems but are actually based on the precursors to modern Pearls. It’s why we can store things and use them as communicators and holographic displays but we can’t actually make hard-light holographic clones or use the minor telekinetic abilities that Pearl has.”

Lyn scrunched up her face and stuck her tongue out at Alex. “Gah, why are Gems so confusing? They can do this but not always and only if sentient and stupid rules.”

“They’re sentient supercomputer hard-light AIs contained in a superdense crystalline matrix within a Gemstone. The fact that they’re used in a non-sentient state for basic technology is already ridiculous.” Alex explained. “If it makes you feel better; I think I’ve worked out how to give everyone different Gem abilities eventually.”

“How?!” Lyn perked up.

“I can instal a Gem into anyone with the ‘Accepting Physiology’ Perk but the Gems would conflict if I added more than one to a person.”

“But we all already have a Gem.”

“Yes, but you have more than one alt-form. I should be able to add a new Gem for every alt-form we pick up.”

“Why haven’t you mentioned this before now? I already have a human form you can add a Gem to.” Lyn complained.

“Because I didn’t want you to sacrifice a completely human form if we needed it to blend in at some point.” Alex explained. “It’ll have to wait until we each pick up more forms so that we have a human form to spare or we go to a Jump with an alt-form blender perk.”

“I thought the plan was Harry Potter after this.” Lyn questioned with a tilt of her head.

“It was, but I’m honestly getting mighty sick of having to switch between Human, Ghost and Gem all the time so I’m really tempted to go after an alt-form blender perk.” Alex complained. “Do you know how many times I’ve walked face first into walls because I forgot I switched from ghost to Gem to use the computers?”

Lyn laughed. She had seen him do that a few times.

Any further conversation was cut off by a piercing wail from their P-Comms alerting them of Diamond movement.
Running out into the main chamber where the large monitors were set up Alex brought up the latest on from the Spectres.

Lapis and Morrigan entered the room from elsewhere in the temple.

“What’s the situation?” Morrigan asked.

“Blue Diamond is on an Arm-Ship and heading this way.”

Lyn glance Alex. “Do we have a plan?”

Alex eyed the live feed of Blue on her ship; her Pearl was monitoring the Gravity drive and was the only other Gem aboard.

“Yeah, I think I have a plan.”

⦖⋄⦕


For the past five millennia Blue’s primary emotion had been sadness. Now however, another emotion other than deep woe was colouring her actions. She was angry and if she was honest to herself, she was a little afraid but most of all: she was empty.

It had started with the loss of Pink. Not only did she miss her terribly but her death also proved that what was once considered eternal could still end. Her shattering had shaken a concept that White had instilled in her sisters and all other Gems. Diamonds are eternal. Diamonds are without equal. Diamonds are the ultimate authority. Pink’s loss put the lie in ‘Diamonds are Forever.’

And now Yellow was missing; she had gone after the Flawed Diamond and never returned nor made contact. Yellow’s colonies had reached out to her own when communication had ceased. The poor Gems had been beside themselves without any direction.

“We are approaching the Earth-Star’s system, my Diamond.” Blue Pearl alerted her from the console as the ship dropped to sublight engines.

Blue sighed. Pink had loved this planet. Her first and her last colony. Blue had last been here four years ago during one of her many visits to… to where… she… to the place. She had wished to leave it as a testament of her sister’s compassion; at least until the Cluster emerged. But now it was looking likely that this cursed planet had taken another sister from her.

She wasn’t even sure what she was doing. Did she want to know Yellow’s final moments? Did she want to rain cannon-fire on the planet from her ship. Did she want to confront this Flawed Grey, to shatter her herself or maybe go and… and… not return? Did she want to do this, not just this this but any of this without them. Maybe Yellow had been right. Nothing good would ever come from earth.

Blue frowned and raised a hand to her chest as she felt something brush her Gem causing her to shiver. That was strange. It had almost felt like passing too close to a Gem-Light Converter. Excess energy would cling to surfaces creating something near to static.

Blue closed her eyes and focused on her Gem. An understanding of one’s own Gem was fundamental to their species and she had thousands of years of experience in feeling out herself. Light moved through it, through her. She was light. She was Starlight. Light was everything and all was Light and so she was all of everything. She was light. She was Starlight. Light wa- no, there was something off. There was an energy sticking to her Gem that was not light. Blue opened her eyes.

“Pearl, new destination. I must speak with White.”

“Y-Yes, my Diamond.” Blue Pearl stuttered.

Blue watched as Pearl brought up navigation… and then closed it without altering course. She felt the energy move through the ship as more power was added to the sublight engines.

“Pearl. I said we had a new destination.” Blue said.

“Of course, my Diamond.” Pearl responded yet took no action.

Blue frowned. What was going on? She activated her throne interface.

[ACCESS DENIED]

Blue blinked. She was a Diamond. There was no such thing as her being denied. She repeatedly tried to circumvent whatever error was keeping her out of the system.

“It’s no use.” Pearl said without turning from her station. “You’re locked out completely.”

Blue turned angry eyes on her servant.

“Who are you? You are not my Pearl.”

The Pearl turned around to face her, the movement brushing the hair from Blue Pearls face revealing softly glowing green eyes.

“No, I’m not.” The Pearl said. “Goodbye, Blue Diamond.”

Blue Diamonds didn’t know what to make of the thing that was her Pearl simply turning transparent and gliding through the floor of the ship.

Blue sighed as the forward display activated showing not the void of space or the blue and green of a cursed planet, but a dull and constant red of another quickly approaching planet.

Blue closed her eyes. She was light. She was Starlight. She was… so tired.


Alex floated in the void of space and watched as the giant blue ship in the shape of a hand and forearm rammed into Mars. As he waited as the resultant fireball the size of New York (the state not the city) spread and eventually dissipated in the thin Mars atmosphere he bubbled the Blue Pearl in his hand and sent it back to the Temple. He reached out to the touch of ecto-energy he had brushed against Blue Diamond’s Gem and started making his way towards it, it was going to be a long day.

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“So let me get this right.” Lyn said from the where she was cuddling Morrigan in the hot spring. “You opened a portal to Blue’s ship using the video feed from a Spectre as a reference then while invisible you touched Blue’s Gem with a tracer of Ecto-Energy and overshadowed her Pearl who you used to plot an impact trajectory into Mars and lock everyone out of the system.”

Alex nodded as Lapis washed his hair. Her control over water made it the best scalp massage he had ever known. “That sounds about right. The hardest part was finding her Diamond at the impact zone. There really wasn’t much of a ship left.”

“I’m surprised there was a Gem to find at all.” Lyn said.

“It was a little cracked but intact.”

“Is there a reason you haven’t shattered any of the Diamonds?” Lapis asked.

“I was thinking of handing them over to the Tuatha De. They can either put them on trial or shatter them or reset them.”

“Why bother?” Lyn asked.

Alex shrugged. “Diamonds, maybe not these ones specifically, but Diamonds are needed to heal corruption. I’ll let others make the decision on how that happens just as long as it happens after we’re gone.”

“So, all that’s left is White Diamond.” Morrigan stated.

“That’s right.” Alex agreed. “How soon will your people be ready?”

Morrigan stretched wrapped her arms around Lyn. “They can be in position within an hour of getting the go ahead.”

“Good, then tomorrow we go after White.”

A few moments of comfortable silence passed as they relaxed in the hot waters.

“Just one question.” Lyn started.

“Hmm?” Alex hummed.

“Why Mars?”

“It required the least deviation of the ship’s route.” Alex responded.

“Shame.” Lyn grinned. “It would have been funnier if you fisted Uranus.”

Alex could only groan while Lapis tilted her head in confusion.

Morrigan covered her mouth to hide her giggles.

“I don’t understand the joke.” Lapis admitted.

“Lyn, no.” Alex reprimanded his sister as she went to explain it to the blue Gem.

“Lyn, YES!” Lyn grinned chaotically. “So, Lapis, fisting is when…”

Alex groaned and tried to ignore his immature yet lovable little sister.

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Bismuth was very happy. She had been released from the bubble Rose had trapped her in only a week ago. She had been ecstatic to see the other Crystal Gems and she liked Steven, the boy who replaced Rose. She did feel like something wasn’t being said when Steven had glared at the other Gems and told her that he was the son of Rose Quartz but in the end it didn’t matter.

They had all had a frank discussion about Rose bubbling her. It turned out that even the other Gems couldn’t stomach the necessities needed to free their sister Gems. It might have turned into something ugly except Steven had simply given her a data-crystal and said that there were others who felt more like her.

Bismuth had followed the directions on the crystal and gotten into contact with a Quartz named Morrigan. They had discussed goals and strategies for hours and then she had been introduced to something new, something amazing, something GLORIOUS!

A whole colony outside of the Diamonds’ control. A colony that was happy to get a real rebellion started and was willing to help. Bismuth was with her people! They had an army, they had weapons, they had spirit! She had even met the Diamond that was producing so many of their weapons and found that she didn’t hate the little thing. Alexa didn’t seem to want to command anyone. She simply handed off a batch of tractor-beam wands, a hundred new disruptor swords and a stealth spaceship that was beyond anything Bismuth had ever seen before and had then walked away. A Diamond that didn’t want to lord it over others? HA! Now she had seen everything.

But none of that came close to why she was so happy today. She smiled broadly at the thousand warriors that were lined up in the courtyard with her. Today they were taking the fight to Homeworld. She patted the Breaking Point attached to one of her arms. She knew that if the plan went off without a hitch, then there was little chance it would see any use but still; better to have it and not need it an all that.

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Alex stood next to Morrigan as they looked over the invasion force. One thousand Gems, all of different type and caste, each one armed with a disruptor sword, a tractor wand, a light-pistol and a P-comm in addition to whatever personal gem weapon they wielded.

“We’re good to go.” Morrigan said when she got confirmation from Zona.

Alexa nodded and commanded the ghost-skeletons to activate the warp pad causing the skeletons and the crystalline statue to disappear in a beam of light.

“We wait ten minutes and then follow.” Alex said as he watched the holographic display of Whites throne room.

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One hundred and Sixty-three light-years away in an empty dance hall near White’s palace a warp pad activated. Four skeleton-ghosts lifted a crystal statue of a winged woman off the pad and onto the dance floor. One by one, following orders from their master, they removed the red gem from their eye and placed it in recessed grooves within the statue’s base. Each gem glowed, liquified and seeped into the statue to gather at the glowing red Gem pulsing at its centre.

The pulsing of the now significantly larger gem in the statue increased in frequency until it was striating in a blur so fast as to appear as constant glow of light that increased in intensity. An oppressive feeling grew around the statue. Flickers of energy played along the surfaces of the room in a slow dance of white static electricity. Gems in nearby buildings staggered as something in the air made them feel faint.

In White’s palace, a Diamond frowned with the face of a damaged pearl.

The statue exploded with red-white light that swept outward in a wave of energy. Outward and onward in a circle of light that rushed through the city and beyond, covering the entirety of the fractured planet. Where the light went Gem’s poofed. Their Gems falling to the ground in a cascade of tinkling stone.

In White’s palace a pearl fell to the floor and a large white diamond clattered to a now empty throne.

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Chapter 11: Steven Universe 7

Notes:

AN: Sorry for the late posting. It's been my only day off and I've been busy with general household chores.
Good news! we're almost at the end of Steven Universe, just one more chapter after this one. I've already started writing the next jump and am exited with how it's going... even if it's a bit odd.

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All across Homeworld warp pads activated and teams Danann Soldiers appeared. Groups of six separated off from their comrades to take hold of important facilities. More soldiers started the process of cleaning up by bubbling any Gem they came across.

Already some Gems were reforming themselves but rather than being a direct threat they were simply a distraction. Teams held them in place with their tractor beam wands and poofed them again with their disruptor blades.
The Homeworld Gems simply could not reform and muster up a resistance fast enough for the simple reason that they did not know that they should. They didn’t even know their own names or purpose. Each and every Gem touched by the Rejuvenation Wave had been reset to factory conditions.

The Trócaire. Compassion. A weapon of mass rejuvenation. Based off of the Rejuvenator Scythe wielded by Spinel in the Steven universe movie. It used the same technology as a base to create a wave of energy that essentially reformatted any gem it touched and reverting them to original settings. It wasn’t perfect. It still suffered the same faults as the original Homeworld weapon in that the reset wasn’t necessarily permanent and that a Gem’s memories could be restored by exposure to similar life experiences. But as a tool to instil mass confusion and reduce resistance, it was pretty damn good.

Alex, currently in ghost form, flew through the burning portal he had created and into White Diamonds throne room. He didn’t know if or for how long the overpowered rejuvenation weapon would affect a Diamond and he was hopeful that he would never have to find out. He’s hopes however proved to be in vain as, with a blinding bright light, White Diamond reformed just before he could bubble her.
Alex sighed as the lights in the room shifted to an unnatural monochrome white and grey as the Diamond reformed herself into a towering shining figure of white in a grey and starlight sprinkled cape standing straight with her arms raised up as if basking in adoration.

“My, my, you have been busy. Haven’t you, Grey?” The giant Diamond spoke in a calm voice.

Alex rolled his eyes at the arrogant posturing of the Diamond and took a fist sized black crystal ball from his P-comm. He dropped the orb and it rolled to a corner of the room. Alex started floating around White in circle. This would have been easier if the Trócaire had affected the giant bitch.

“Yeah, it’s been a busy, busy, busy few months.” He conversationally told the blinding white Gem.

“You took my Yellow and my Blue away.” White said in the same tone of voice one would use when pandering to a child. “That was incredibly improper; I was using them. But I guess it is to be expected of a Flawed Diamond to make mistakes.”

Alex simply shrugged and removed another black crystal ball from his P-comm and tossed it over a shoulder.

White’s eyes glowed brightly and a beam of white light suddenly leapt from them to strike Alex in the chest.

“Worry not. You will now be perfected. You will shine with my pure light.”

“Yeah… look, that’s not going to happen.” Alex said as he brushed down the front of his shirt.

“Where is your Gem?” White Diamond frowned.

Alex pulled out another black crystal and let it fall. “You see, that’s the problem with you Gems as a species. Most of you can’t actually think outside of your own experience or commands.”

“You are the Grey Diamond. I know it.” White said her voice becoming harsher.

“I am.” Alex tossed another black crystal.

“Then you have a Diamond Gem.”

“I do.” Alex nodded.

“Then why did you not succumb to my control?”

“Because I don’t have my Gem right now.”

“That is not possible.” Diamond frowned in frustrasion.

Alex sighed. “We’re just going to talk around and around in circles because you literally can’t understand that there are beings outside of Gems that have abilities or technology beyond what you know.” He took another black crystal and threw it to an empty corner of the room.

“They would not matter. They are simple, lower lifeforms that cower before perfection.”
By now Alex had almost made a complete circle around the Diamond. He removed another black crystal, the final and last one he had stored, and held it in his hand.

“Do you know how I beat the other diamonds? Do you know why I’m going to beat you?”

“Because you are a Diamond and were superior to Yellow and Blue. But you are not superior to me.”

Alex shook his head. “No, it was because they didn’t even fight me.”

White actually tilted her head in confusion. “They did not fight you?”

“They were so sure of their own superiority that they came at me alone and without any knowledge or preparation.” Alex revealed. “Any human who was going to a fight would prepare themselves. They would take a weapon. They would try and catch me when my guard was down. They would attack from beyond reach. Each and every Gem fight I have seen both against myself and others have been stupidly direct.”

And it was true. Every attack against himself had been a Gem coming in person and trying to fight him directly. Every Gem battle seen in the cartoon followed much the same lines. Jasper and Peridot came to earth in a giant ship bristling with weapons and they got out to face the Crystal Gems in person. When the Crystal Gems escaped confinement on the ship, instead of utilising any form of ship-wide suppression Jasper had instead attacked them directly. Even on earth again Jasper kept coming at them head on. Her grand plan in later episodes was to create more troops to attack with. The closest they ever seemed to come to strategy was when Aquamarine came to capture more humans for their human zoo and even then, her plan was to float around town asking people if they were the ones on her list to capture.

Alex had read through Homeworld’s historical records. They had fought and wiped out seven sentient races among the thirty-eight planets they had colonised. But none of those civilisations had been any more technologically advanced than the earth’s thirteen-hundreds. Every battle was a direct engagement on an open battlefield. Rarely did the Gems use their superior ships to hit fortified positions from orbit, Gems preferred direct confrontations of strength.

Hell, the Gem idea of recognisance was to launch a giant glowing eyeball into the sky to look down on the planet. They had absolutely no concept of strategy. Only Rose and her rebellion ever came close to thinking strategically and that was something they likely picked up from the humans that fought alongside them. Gems were simply not encouraged to think outside the box.

And it made sense. A direct confrontation of strength against White Diamond would always fail. She was literally the strongest and most resilient Gem and her ability to take control of other Gems rendered any numerical advantage against her useless. Yet, while White was incredibly strong; she was also rigid and inflexible. It was a trait that she had carefully cultured into her Gem population to the point that Homeworld Gems were preconditioned to be as rigid and inflexible as herself. White did not want flexible thinking in her Gems. Flexible thinking would lead to them questioning their own inherent weaknesses. Flexible thinking would have them wonder if there was a way around White’s ability to control other Gems. Flexible thinking would have them repurpose something like a gravity engine into a devastating weapon using a microwave and a 7.2 surround sound system.

Alex looked up and met the eyes of what was likely one of the strongest beings in this universe.

“After your never-fail ‘eye beams of control’ subsequently failed to take me over, you have literally just stood there and watched me prepare the battlefield. How arrogant are you?”

“There is nothing you can do against me. I am perfection.”

“You don’t get it, do you? I’ve already won.” Alex touched a small panel on the black crystal ball he held and dropped it to the floor.

Around the room five matching black crystal spheres pulsed to life and rolled around until they were at six equal points around the Diamond. They unfolded until an open emitter was directed at the Diamond in the centre or their formation.

“No Gem weapon can harm me.” White said with a serene confidence. “I am all light and all light is me.”

She was likely right too. A light-cannon’s beam would either be deflected or absorbed. The rejuvenator hadn’t worked and a disruptor would likely fail. Alex wasn’t even sure bubbling would even contain her, though had been fairly certain portrait storage would have worked.

“It’s not a weapon.” Alex said as he concentrated on ignoring gravity and becoming intangible. “It’s a black hole generator.”

Each black crystal hummed as it generated a quantum containment field and an artificial black hole appeared right where White Diamond was standing. Alex only had a second to see the look of surprise on White’s face as she, along with all other light and matter within the field was instantly compressed to a point of space smaller than an atom. Only the quantum containment field around the singularity prevented the throne room and the atmosphere from being affected.

Alex watched the car sized sphere of pure black that floated in the middle of the room for the preprogramed minimum activation period of twenty-two seconds until the sphere gradually shrunk into nothing.
Even Alex was incredibly surprised when the gravity well finally collapsed and he heard the musical clinking of large diamond shards clatter to the floor. White Diamond had been shattered but even then, her Diamond had not been utterly destroyed by a freaking singularity! Which honestly was supposed to be scientifically impossible. Alex bubbled the shards and just thought how thankful he was that White Diamond was an arrogant idiot.

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“So, what would you have done if White had actually tried to fight you?” Lyn asked as they all watched a movie together back in the warehouse housing.

“I would have tried hitting her just to see if I could do any damage and when that didn’t work, I would have opened a portal into deep space and tried to goad her into following and then simply left her there.” Alex said. “Even if she could do something ridiculous like travel at the speed of light it still would have taken her decades to get anywhere and by that point we would be long gone.”

Lapis frowned. “You didn’t think you could win?”

Alex shrugged. “Not in a direct confrontation. I thought the rejuvenator wave from the Trócaire would have taken her out for at least a little longer and I could have avoided any fight at all by bubbling her and trapping that in a painting. But I still prepared the black hole generators in case they were needed.”

Alex smiled and leant over to kiss the top of Lyn’s head. “It was your idea that gave me the inspiration to use them.”

Lyn cocked an eyebrow. “The whole smooth jazz making the ships go faster thing?”

“Smooth Jazz worked on resonance within the engine but Viking Death Metal worked best in syncing together multiple units to produce a more powerful containment shield.”
Everyone just started at him.

“Viking Death Metal?” Lyn asked.

“Something about the heavy bass and drums just worked.”

“Huh. Well, I’m just glad the whole Diamond thing is over.” Lyn said.

Morrigan growled. “Speak for yourself. I’m going to have to sort through reports for the remaining six months we have left here.”

The Danann Gems had taken control of Homeworld and were currently processing Gems as fast as they could. Most captured Gems didn’t have any sense of self beyond their basic functions and they were happy to be given a purpose in the new order that was being created. Some Gems had recovered surprisingly quickly from the rejuvenator wave but even they didn’t seem to overly mind the new system. Without the threat of the Diamonds the court Gems were happy to simply do their own thing. It was expected that over the coming months most rejuvenated Gems would recover but it was hoped that by then they would have adapted to their new lives.

Of course, it was expected there would be radical holdouts but those Gems would be quietly disposed of and their shattered Gems repurposed for the next generation. Alex had already handed over the White Diamond shards and the bubbles of Yellow and Blue and had sat in as the Danann Gems held a tribunal and tried the Diamonds in absentia and declared them war-criminals to be Shattered. He had watched as they carried out those decrees and had shattered the still bubbled Yellow and Blue diamonds.

Alex had taken one shard from each Diamond and allowed the rest to be reserved for later reproduction. He knew that the current plan was to attempt to reproduce one Blue Diamond with a volunteer couple to see how the resulting Diamond child adapted to their society before they attempted more. Alex on the other hand didn’t have any plans for his shards yet, but was sure he could find a use for them somewhere.

“Has there been any sightings of Spinel?” Lapis enquired about the last remaining drawback that was after Alex.

Alex sighed and massaged the bridge of his nose. “None yet.”

He was slightly worried about the missing pink Gem. The Diamond he had been watching for months now but the fact that they had never found Spinel made it difficult to plan for her eventual appearance.

“We’ll find her.” Lyn assured him.

Alex just smiled and brought his attention back to the surprisingly good movie: ‘Lonely Blade III – The Bleeding Heart.’

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Steven watched the sunrise on the morning after his birthday. They air was brisk, the ground wet with morning dew and the sky a brilliant mixture of pinks and peach. It was beautiful. So why did it hurt something in his heart?

He was at the barn and had been for the past week. For one, it was the best place to keep the ship that Alex had given them and for the another it was the only place where Steven could find the peace and quiet enough to meditate under Garnet’s instruction. The meditation practice was going well… well sort of. The whole emotional rollercoaster that was the ‘Pink Reveal’ was not making focusing on finding his inner peace any easier.

Ever since Connie and he had spent the night with Alex and his fiends a few months ago steven had felt different. It wasn’t the fact that that was also the night he had first fused with Connie, it wasn’t accidently seeing Alyn and Lapis doing adult things. It was the talks about how the Homeworld Gem’s had invaded earth, about the beliefs of the Diamonds and their focus on killing Alex and it was the revelation that Rose Quartz, the leader of the Crystal Gems, the head of the rebellion against a tyrannic oppressive regime — his mother — had in fact been Pink Diamond: the youngest of the Diamond Authority and head of the earth colonisation project.

Steven huffed quietly as he remembered when he yelled out the truth as he was warped into his home. All the Crystal Gems had been in the lounge discussing the search plans to find him and Connie when the two just warped in with Steven yelling his head off that Rose was Pink Diamond.

It… had been a mess. Pearl had been released from her final order to not speak of Pink since Steven now knew the truth and she had confirmed everything. She had shown her memory of what had really happened the day ‘Pink was shattered.’ Sapphire had not taken it well; she had felt so betrayed by Rose that it had taken a heart to heart with Steven and Pearl to show her how Pink had changed and devoted herself not just the to the life already on earth but the freedom of Gems to bring her around.

Ruby had run away and become a cowboy, cowgirl? It was a thing. She had gone off on her own to find herself as herself. It was weird and had ended up in a wedding between Ruby and Sapphire. Gems were strange but he loved them and their weird innocence. They had invited all their friends; he had even gone and gotten Bismuth from the Pink world in Lion. That had been great… until the whole Rose was Pink thing got brought up again but she had at least stayed for the wedding before going off in search of Alex and his people.

If there was something good that came from all the commotion it had been his relationship with Amethyst. She was hurt over Rose’s deception but she cared more about his emotional reaction to the revelation than her own issues. She was, according to her, his ‘ding-dong-sunshine-future-friend forever.’ Or, as Steven was starting to think of her in the privacy of his own mind; the best big sister ever. Was it weird that the greatest form of support he had was that someone didn’t want to burden him with their own emotional trauma? Honestly, he had his own issues to sort out.

His mother was a Diamond, HE was a Diamond. How was he supposed to feel about that? He struggled enough knowing that his mother was an alien, that his mother was a rebel leader and that he was somehow responsible for her legacy. Maybe? Well… it felt that way. But now he knew she was also Gem royalty. She was one of the most powerful Gems in existence and had been part on an elite few that systematically destroyed planets for their own species’ growth. What was he expected to be? What was he?

He had been brooding on those questions for months now and the isolation at the barn of for their eventual approach on the cluster hadn’t helped. Especially when he had celebrated his birthday yesterday and it had only shown him how different he was to his human friend.

Steven sighed. That might have been the crux of the matter at the moment. Staring out at the rising sun, Steven felt so disconnected to his own humanity. He wasn’t human. He wasn’t a Gem. He was both and yet neither. He didn’t know how he was going to grow or develop. Would he stay the same forever? He had pushed and stretched himself to be different – to grow up! — to not be left behind by Connie’s humanity. It had backfired and trapped him in the form of an infant for the night. Connie had said that she didn’t care how he grew while he was stuck as a baby but… he didn’t know what he felt.

“Everyone! Steven is-!” His brooding was interrupted by Connie rushing out of the tent.

“Hey Connie. Look the shirt fits now.” Steven turned and showed off his salmon-coloured birthday shirt.

Connie wiped the tears from her eyes. “You’re back to normal!” She hugged him fiercely.

“Well, well, well.” A voice stretched out from a nearby tree. “What dooo we have here?”

Steven and Connie turned to find a strange Pink Gem. She had tangled messy hair in two pig-tails, black tear-streaked mascara-like lines on her face and a manic glint in her eyes. On her chest was a large pink Gem shaped like an upside-down heart.

“If it isn’t the Birthday Boy and his little friend.” She drawled.

“Who are you?” Steven put himself in front of Connie in case he needed to activate his Rose shield.

“Me? Well, my name is Spinel, I doubt you’ve heard of me." The pink Gem exageratedly shrugged her shoulders. "I’m just a lost toy looking for a dirty Diamond and I heard you know where she is.”

“Look,” Steven said cautiously, “whatever you’ve heard about Pink Diamond it may not be what you think.”

“What I think about PINK DIAMOND!?” Spinel cried and twisted around herself, contorting in painfully stretched ways, her head enlarging for her to shout louder.

“I don’t care what you have to say about Pink!” She started menacingly moving closer. “I’m going to shatter that foul Diamond and you’re going to help.”

“Help?” Steven asked confused by the twisted Gem.

Spinel lunged at him like an uncoiling spring, slamming hard into his hastily created bubble shield.

“HELP!” Steven repeated but this time as a request not a question.

Connie braced Stevens back trying to lend him strength and kicking herself for not having her sword on her even though she was just in her nightclothes given that she had just woken up.

Spinel rained blow after blow down on Steven’s pink bubble with enlarged fists causing cracks to appear in the force wall.

“Connie, you have to run and get the Gems while I hold her off.” Steven gasped as he struggled to hold the bubble.

“I can’t leave you! We can fuse, we can fight!” Connie tried.

“NO! We’re unarmed. You need to get the Gems to help, then we can fight together!”

Any further planning was interrupted by the bubble shield shattering, sending them both flying backward to roll in the dirt.

Spinel leapt forward and wrapped herself around Steven then bounced away as Connie jumped to her feet and lunged at the stretchy Gem.

“Nah ah ah,” Spinel taunted, “You’ll get the Crystal-Brat back when I get Grey Diamond!”

“Grey? Aren’t you after Pink Diamond?” Steven wheezed.

“YOU DON’T GET TO SAY HER NAME!” Spinel cried and tightened her hold on the boy until he coughed up blood and passed out.

“STEVEN!” Connie cried.

“Bring Grey Diamond to the Alpha Kindergarten at sunrise tomorrow if you ever want to see this ‘Steven’ again!” Pink told the tween before coiling her legs into a spring and launching herself up and away, quickly disappearing beyond sight.

Connie didn’t know what to do, it had all happened so fast. One moment she was just happy that Steven hadn’t de-aged himself out of existence and the next he had been kidnapped by a psycho pink bitch?

“Fuck!” she yelled, not caring about her profanity.

She ran to the barn wondering why the Gems had not heard the commotion and intervened. She had only just entered the barn when she fell heavily as she rolled her ankle on a round stone on the floor.

“Oww!” She looked down at what had tripped her and paled at what she saw: it was a large Pearl.

“Pearl?” Connie scooped up the white Gem and looked around. She found an Amethyst, a Ruby and a Sapphire nearby. “Guys?” she scrambled to pick up the other Gems. Thankfully none of them seemed to be damaged beyond being poofed.

“Errgh.”

Connie heard a groan from behind the stored Phase-Ship and prepared to run or fight only to sigh in relief as Greg stumbled around the ship while nursing a painful looking lump on his forehead.

“Mr Universe?”

“Connie? Are you ok?” Greg rushed over and looked her over for injuries, thankful that she only appeared to be slightly scuffed. “Where’s Steven?”

“Some crazy pink Gem kidnapped him. What happened here?”

“She took Steven?” Greg swallowed down the bile that had leapt to the back of his throat. “A stretchy pink Gem got the drop on the Crystal Gems. She hit them all with a weird scythe weapon and they proofed. She knocked me out with the handle when the blade didn’t do anything.” Well, didn’t do anything other than make him pee himself a little but he wasn’t going to tell Steven’s little girlfriend that.

“She said something about taking Steven to the Kindergarten and that she’ll give him back if we give her Alex.”

“Do you know how to get in contact with Alex?” Greg asked as he tried not to think about Steven being held hostage. He was human and couldn’t take on a Gem. It made him feel weak but they needed help.

“He didn’t tell us how to…” Connie started.

Her words were cut short as Pearl’s Gem started glowing in her hands.

“Oh, thank God, the Gem’s will know what to do.” Connie sighed in relief.

Pearl’s Gem floated into the air in front of her but instead of reforming into Pearl it projected a hologram of a clamshell around itself.

“Please identify yourself.” It spoke in a calm woman’s voice.

“Pearl? It’s Connie.” Connie said in confusion.

“Greetings Connie. Please state preferred customisations options.”

Connie frowned in frustration. “Pearl? What are you talking about?”

“Default settings selected. Please stand by.”

The clamshell floated to a clear space on the ground and opened with a musical chiming and Pearl stepped out looking strangely younger than she did before. She stepped forward and bowed to the confused Connie.

“How do you, My Precious Connie? Thank you for bringing me into the world.” She sung to the stunned girl. “I am at your eternal service. Welcome to your new Pearl.”

Connie wasn’t sure what happened but it likely wasn’t good. “…What?”

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Chapter 12: Steven Universe 8

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Alexa wiped the beads sweat of her brow and rubbed the liquid into the newly created golden tourmaline. The sweat was pulled into the stone with a sparkle of light which then bled through the crystalline structure and rearranged the matrix of the gem into a Gem. This was the Diamond’s secret to creating unenlightened Gems for later implantation or use in Gem-tech. Gems were literally made with the sweat and tears of their Diamonds.

Alexa pushed a little more energy into the new Gem and let it settle in. If she kept this up for a week or two, nurturing the stone with body fluids and energy she would eventually have a new customised Gem lifeform. Or she could shorten the process to a few days by adding ectoplasm and quickening the Gem with a pseudo-ghost spirit. There were pros and cons to each method. A full Gem would be stronger and more stable, it’s personality could be moulded to an exact standard. A ghost-Gem would sacrifice power for versatility and it’s personaliy could only be guided, with the end result having more… quirks? Maybe flavour would be a better description.

Alex shrugged to herself and put aside her musing as she forewent enlightening the Gem and instead, she put it down next to the dozen other newly created unenlightened Gems on a velvet covered table. With a minor thought she used her powers to create another golden stone and repeated the process. Each one of these pyroelectric gemstones would be used in anything from energy sources to weapon adaptations when used in the correct Gem-tech.

“Hey Alex, you in there?” Lyn’s voice called into the Warehouse.

“Yeah. I’m here, what’s up?” Alexa called back.

Lyn walked through the open portal of the Warehouse holding a crystal tablet in her hands.

“Did you give the temple’s number to the kids, because Connie is calling from that phase-ship we gave them and she seems in trouble.” Lyn flicked her finger along the tablet causing a holographic image of Connie, Greg and the Crystal Gems in the cockpit of the Phase-ship to appear.

“Hello? Alex? Lyn? Lapis? If you can hear us, please answer us. Some weird pink Gem has taken Steven and wants Grey Diamond. We need your help.”

“I could take this ner’er-do-well Gem,” Ruby growled, “that is if I wasn’t protecting my Sapphire that is.”

“You would be shattered almost instantly.” Sapphire commented in a cold voice.

“I believe you are mistaken, My Connie. There are only four Diamonds existent and none of them are grey in colouration.”

In the background a groaning Greg was slumped in a chair as a small Amethyst poked at his bruised head.

The message cut-off and repeated again, showing that it was on a loop.

“Well, I guess we’ve found Spinel.” Alexa said as she stretched. “Don’t know why she’s hassling the Gems; shall we give them a hand?”

Lyn smiled. “It’ll be fun. I like Connie.”

“And not Steven?” Alexa smiled wryly.

“Nah, boys are gross.”

“You remember that despite current appearances; I am a boy, right?”

“No, you’re my brother. It’s different.” Lyn shook her head.

“Whatever. Let’s get them here cause honestly Greg doesn’t look so good.” Not that Alexa had any particular fondness for Greg but it would be cruel to let him be hurt.

Alexa shifted to Alex as they stepped into the main chamber of the temple so that he could go ghost and burn open a portal to the phase-ship Connie and the others were on.

The portal opened in the air and the startled faces of Connie and the Gems looked through at him.
“Get back. I’ll protect you!’ Ruby pushed Sapphire behind her.

“Alex! Thank the stars, you got my message.” Connie exclaimed and rushed through the portal and hugged him.

“My Connie, please! It may not be safe.” Pearl followed closely.

“I foresee that we will find assistance on the other side of this portal.” Sapphire walked through with a grumbling Ruby guard following.

Alex looked at the bleary-eyed Greg and the Amethyst standing next to him.

“Amethyst, could you bring the human through?” Alex asked the purple Gem.

Amethyst shrugged and roughly picked Greg up and walked him through the portal which closed behind them.

In the temple the rejuvenated Gems were looking around in curiosity while Connie paced anxiously.

“Amethyst, if you could take Greg through that portal and place him on the large metal table in the other room that would be much appreciated.” Alex directed the Gem to take Greg into the Warehouse.

“I’ll show her where to put him.” Lyn said and followed the two into the warehouse and towards the medbay.

“Huh, why would Greg need to go somewhere else?” Connie asked.

“You didn’t notice that he has a serious concussion?” Alex asked her.

Connie snaped out of her nervous pacing. “What?! He does? Oh, no, no, no. I didn’t even think.”

Alex put a comforting hand on her shoulder. Even if he had to actually reach up to do it.

“Hey, it’s OK. You’ve had a shock and you weren’t paying attention. Take a breath and calm down, he’s going to be fine.”

Connie closed her eyes and took a deep breath and then let it out.

“OK. So, tell me what happened.” Alex pressed the girl when she had calmed some.

What followed was a tale of how Steven had pushed his Gem powers on his birthday and ended up stuck as an infant and that this morning she had panicked that he had de-aged into nothing but that he was fine. That was until a strange Gem had turned up that had easily beaten the two of them, knocked Steven out and fled after telling her to bring Grey Diamond to the Kindergarten at sunrise tomorrow in exchange for Steven.

“We’ll get him back.” Alex told the distraught girl.

Connie wiped the tears that had been threatening to spill from the corners of her eyes. “Thank you.”

“Now you said that she’ll be waiting for us tomorrow morning, right?”

“Yeah, at sunrise.” Connie agreed.

“Excellent, then we’ve got time to prepare.” Alex looked at the girl and smiled as a thought occurred to him, he did have some extra tourmalines after all.

“Tell me, Connie.” He asked. “How would you like to be a Gem like Steven?”

Connie’s eyes widened. “Like a half-Gem, who would live and grow like Steven does?”

“Not exactly the same but very similar.” Alex said.

“I would like that. I would like that very much.” Connie told him.

“Good. Then let’s get started.” Alex led the girl into the Warehouse.

“Umm. Wait for me, My Connie!” Pearl followed.

“What should we do, my Sapphire?” Ruby asked the blue Gem.

“I foresee us waiting here and being very surprised.”

“Alright!”

⦖⋄⦕


Steven woke in a bare stone cave with his chest throbbing. The stone was cold where his face was pressed against it and the stale smell of dust and minerals let allowed him to recognise that he was somewhere in the Kindergarten. If the stiffness and pain in his body was any indication then he had been out for hours, perhaps the whole day.

He looked around the bare stone space. There were crystals on the wall that softly glowed a dim red that allowed him to see a little around the cave. It was empty but for the pink Gem sitting hunched on a rock, her eyes glinting as she watched him.

“You know, you remind me of her.” She said.

Steven groaned as he pulled himself into a sitting position.

“Who do I remind you of?” he asked as he pulled up his shirt to examine the bruising and possible broken ribs.

“Pink.” Spinel almost whispered the words. “I’ve been watching you all since Yellow came and you… you remind me of Pink.”

Steven licked his hand and pressed his palm against his side, sighing in relief as the pain faded under sparkling healing spit.

“If you’ve been watching for that long then you know that my mum, Rose, was Pink Diamond. Then you know that I have her Diamond.” He said.

Spinel shook her head. “No, you’re not her. You might have her Gem but you’re not her.”

She frowned and almost growled as she continued. “It’s Grey’s fault. She ran and hid on this dirtball because she knew, she somehow KNEW that Grey was coming. She ended herself through you so that she could escape the culling of the Diamonds.”

“What are you talking about?” Steven stretched his arms feeling the healing of his side. He wasn’t fighting fit but he was much better than before.

Spinel pulled a Diamond Communicator from her Gem and spun it to an active feed. The communicator projected a holographic image between them showing each and every one of the Diamonds being taken down. It slide-showed between the fall of Yellow, Blue and White and the army of Gems that swept through Homeworld bubbling Gems left, right and centre. The images also showed the trial of the bubbled Diamonds and their shattering. Spinel touched the communicator and zoomed in on Alexa sitting in the witness seats watching the fall of the Diamond Authority.

“She’s the reason why Pink never came back.” Spinel spat. “She’s the reason why she killed herself and turned into you.”

“Look, I don’t think Alex was even in this reality when mum decided to have me.” Steven revealed.

“NO!” Spinel shouted. “It has to be her fault! Or else, or else…” Spinel trailed off as her as she cupped her face in her hands and curled in on herself and started crying.

Steven didn’t know what to do. This was the first time he had been kidnapped and he wasn’t sure if he was supposed to say something to the emotionally brittle Gem. Eventually his gentle nature got the better of him and he stumbled over to the weeping Gem.

“It’s OK.” He wrapped his arms around Spinel. “It’s going to be OK.”

Spinel tensed up under his touch. “What are you doing?”

“It’s called a hug. It’s supposed to make you feel better.”

“Oh.”

“Is it working?” Steven asked.

“…A little.” Spinel admitted, her voice fragile.

“So you knew Pink, can you tell me about her?” Steven asked the now quiet gem in his arms.

Spinel smiled. “I was her best friend…”

Spinel spun him a sad tale of being made for the purpose of being Pink’s playmate. How Pink was often sad or angry because the other Diamonds would not take her seriously or let her have a colony of her own. How she spent her time trying to make Pink smile — a smile that would light up the room according to Spinel — and spending more than a thousand years playing games with her in the Garden: the one place that Pink could laugh and have fun. She spoke of how happy Pink was when she was finally given her own colony but that didn’t take Spinel with her. How she had told Spinel to play a game and wait without moving in the Garden. How she had waited for six thousand years without contact, without knowing if she was coming back, steadily growing more and more certain that she had been left behind. She told Steven of when the Diamond Communicator activated with a message from White to all Diamonds about the dangerous Flawed Grey Diamond that was hiding on earth, the planet where Pink was shattered.

“… and so I knew that Grey was to blame. She’s the one who stopped Pink from coming back to me.” Spinel finished with a sob.

“Spinel,” Steven started. “I don’t think Grey was the reason Mum never came back.”

“She had to be,” Spinel whispered, “because if she isn’t then that means Pink abandoned me.”

Spinel tightened her hug around Steven reminding him near painfully of her nearly crushing him earlier that day.

“You didn’t abandon me, did you?” She stared at Steven with distant eyes.

“Spinel. I’m not Pink. I didn’t abandon you.” Steven said firmly but with a hint of panic.

Spinel refocused on Steven and flinched when she realised what she was doing. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry!” she hastily let go of him and backed off.

“I don’t know… I’m just so, I’m just so angry.” She admitted.

“Hey now, it’s going to be OK.”

“It’s going to be OK?” she repeated.

Any further conversation was interrupted by the sound of rocks smashing outside the cave and a distant call of Steven’s name.

Spinels eyes hardened. “It’s going to be OK. Because I’m going to shatter Grey Diamond!”

“Spinel! Wait!” Steven tried to stop her from leaving but she just picked him up and dragged him with her outside.

⦖⋄⦕


Connie couldn’t stop grinning.

That made her feel bad because her friend — her boyfriend? — Steven had been kidnapped and she should feel sad and anxious — and she did — but still, she could not keep the smile off her face.

She peered down at the cave that Spinel was holled up in from where she was crouched high on the Kindergarten walls. Alex had sent a wave of invisible and intangible drones through the canyons in search for Spinel and Steven and they had found the two only an hour ago. Alex had mentioned the drones did have a new shattering beam weapon attached but that given how close Steven was; it was too risky to use. Why did Steven have to try and befriend all his enemies?

Connie found herself absently touching her Gem for the tenth time in the last few hours as she watched Alex cause a commotion below to lure Spinel out. Her Gem. She had never thought that was something she would ever think about let alone have. She was smiling again wasn’t she?. Her fingers traced the hard edged of the golden tourmaline set between her small breasts. HER GEM! And damn didn’t it feel amazing! Was this how Steven felt all the time? Strong, powerful, light.

Her fist clenched around the hilt of her sword as she watched Spinel exit the cave while dragging Steven. HER SWORD! Not Rose’s sword, her own, her personal weapon that came with her Gem! It was a gladius with a golden crystal blade, a green leather-wrapped handle and a strait cross guard of a brass-like metal. Honestly, it looked much like how she imagined Lisa’s iron sword from the Spirit Morph Saga books to look, other than the actual blade of course. But most importantly it fit her hand like no other blade before it because it was hers on a fundamental level.

Alex had said that she wasn’t exactly a Gem or a Hybrid like Steven but that she was much the same. She had a ‘Gem-like’ body that would age with her maturity level and stay in it’s prime for an incredibly long time. She was stronger and faster than any human could or would ever be. Alex said that he had gifted her with ‘fighting prowess’ and ‘Biological Adaption’ and she could definitely feel how much easier wielding a sword felt. ‘Biological adaption’ was harder to grasp but he said it was what allowed him to add an actual Gem into her body without rejection. Her Gem. Her golden tourmaline. It would allow her, with practice, to shift her physical form slightly and fuse more easily with Steven and it gave her a Gem power of her own. Damnit! She was smiling again.

She breathed out and calmed herself. Spinel was shouting at Alex who was in her Alexa form. Something about Alexa being responsible for Pink Diamond’s death, which made no sense when you knew that Alex had been in this universe for less than a year. It didn’t matter. She had one job to do. Wait until an opportunity to safely retrieve Steven presented itself and then take it. Alex had already run through Spinels strengths and abilities. She might be able to take her but it wasn’t worth the risk. Get Steven and get out. That was the plan.

Connie watched as Spinel pulled a small baton from her gem and waved it around as she and Alex argued. They way she held it indicated it was likely a weapon of some type but she wasn’t sure what kind: that is until it lengthened into a glowing energy bladed scythe. Damn. That is actually cool, Connie though to herself. She was a fan of fantasy genres after all and a scythe ticked a lot of geek boxes. Still, no time to be distracted, the opportunity will come… NOW!

⦖⋄⦕


Alexa quickly threw up a wall of clear crystal between Spinel and Steven as soon as Spinel had pushed Steven behind her as she twirled her rejuvenator Scythe and sprung at Alexa. Steven had stumbled and fallen at his sudden release from the crazy Gem but was safe on the other side of the new glass-like wall. Alexa parried the Scythes arc with a misericorde dagger and ducked the kick at her side from Spinels elongated leg. With a thought she caused spears of crystal to lance from the ground at her feet toward the pink Gem causing Spinel to contort herself into an S-shape to prevent herself from being pierced. Another application of her control over the crystal caused it to violently shatter, blasting Spinel backwards and peppering her with sharp fragments.

“You’re the reason SHE’S GONE!” Spinel screamed as twisted herself to her feet. She used the momentum to swing enlarged fists at Alexa who matched each blow with her daggers and shards of created crystal.

Honestly, Alexa was over this. She was going to have one of the girls kick her if she ever selected multiple ‘hunted’ drawbacks again. All her fun creating new Gem-tech or hanging out in the city with the girls was overshadowed by the constant weariness of having to watch out for an attack. The diamonds had been annoying enough but at least she had been on top of watching their movements. Spinel had popped out of nowhere and truthfully Alexa just wanted this done.
With a thought, Alexa moulded the broken crystal around her into rudimentary light cannons. About a dozen pyramids of grey crystal levitated into a circle around Spinel and rotated until a point was directed at the pink Gem. Spinel had to duck, dive and literally bounce around the canyon to avoid the lances of light they fired at her.

“Is that all you’ve got?” Spinel taunted as she backed up against the crystal wall that separated her from Steven.

“Nope.” Alexa smirked.

Spinel had to roll out of the way as a golden sword sparking with yellow lightning punched through the wall behind her. The sword cut through the crystal wall easily, creating a hole with a glowing molten edge. The tall woman who stepped through looked remarkably like Stevonnie except her normally long dark hair was instead in shades of golden yellow that shifted to pink at the ends. Her skin shone with glints of gold and her eyes were a vivid pink edged in molten gold; from her naval and her chest two Gems glittered with light: one rose pink and the other a dark gold. In one hand she held the golden blade and floating in her other hand was Steven’s Rose Shield. She looked like a warrior in shades of an ocean sunrise.

“You don’t get to kidnap my Steven.” Stevonnie growled as she charged at Spinel.

Spinel lashed out but her strike was caught on Stevonie’s shield and was countered with a slash of her sword that was narrowly dodged by Spinel stretching out of reach. Alex used the distraction to coat her fist in grey diamond and land a devastating punch into Spinel’s side that sent her flying into the canyon wall with a crash.

Stevonnie crouched and golden lightning danced around her body before she disappeared in a streak of yellow light. Moving at incredible speeds she dashed and leaped off a stone outcropping and ran clear up the wall of the canyon toward the spot where Spinel had impacted the wall. With the speed of her approach, she kicked the still dizzy pink Gem out of the crater she had made as she passed her and continued upwards. At the top of the canyon, she leapt off the wall towards the airborne Gem and struck with her sword in a flash of light and the crash of thunder. Spinel impacted the ground with a sickening crash and Stevonnie landed lightly nearby. She walked over to the impact zone and found only Spinel’s Gem when the dust settled. Stevonnie raised her sword as if to strike the deathblow when she hesitated and flinched away.

“No! She’s not bad just confused.” She said to herself. “She took you! She could have hurt you!”

Stevonnied stepped towards the heart-shaped Gem then stagged back as she faught with herself before Stevonnie’s form glowed and separated into Steven and Connie who both fell to their asses. Alexa walked up between the groaning young teens and simply reached down and bubbled Spinel.

“Oww… Connie?” Steven rubbed his head and looked over at his friend. For a moment he didn’t recognise her. Connie looked much the same other than her dark hair was streaked with gold and a golden yellow Gem sparkled at her sternum.

“Steven! You’re OK!” Connie jumped to her feet and grabbed him in a hug.

“What happened to you?” Steven asked the happy girl. “Wait! Where’s Spinel?” He looked around to see Alex holding Spinel’s Gem in a bubble.

“I upgraded your girlfriend and Spinel is safely contained.” Alexa told the boy. “If you promise not to let her out for another few months then you can keep her bubble. She’ll be much more open to suggestion once I’m gone.”

Alexa tossed the bubble to Steven once Connie had let him go.

Steven looked at the contained Gem in his hands before sighing and teleporting it to the Temple. “She’s confused and needs a friend. Hopefully we can get through to her later.”

Connie just glared at the bubble as it was teleported away while grumbling something too low for anyone to hear.

“Wait… girlfriend?” Steven’s thought process finally caught up to the other part of Alexa’s words. He looked at Connie and her change in appearance. “Umm… you look good, Connie.” He mumbled as his face turned red.

Connie came out of her grumpy musing about Spinel and smiled at Steven.

“Isn’t it awesome? Now I can fight alongside you against any threat!” She said as she pulled her sword from her Gem and brandished it with a flourish.

Steven didn’t know what to say. On one hand he was so incredibly happy that he had someone else like him, who would understand. But at the same time, he felt like he had somehow stolen Connie’s humanity from her.

“Umm could someone please explain?” He awkwardly asked Alexa and Connie.

⦖⋄⦕


Alex flopped onto the couch with an audible sigh and stretched out. He had explained everything to Steven about Connie’s new abilities. How she was very much like a Gem now but not exactly the same. That she had access to some Gem abilities but that mainly that she was stronger, faster and healthier than ever before and that she would live a long, long time much like he would himself.

Steven had taken it as well as could be expected. Connie’s exuberance definitely helped assuage any misplaced feelings of guilt. Alex could tell the moment of real acceptance had come when he realised that without the upgrade, he would have outlived Connie by centuries. It was likely Connie would soon realise that there were downsides to her new body but for now she was incredibly happy to have the new connection to her one and best friend.

Lyn and Lapis strolled into the room with a bag of donuts and a tray of takeaway coffees which they put on the coffee table.

“Any trouble with Greg and the other Gems?” Alex asked as he reached over for a cup of liquid bliss.

“Nah, the medbay healed Greg’s concussion and we got him and the Gems back to the beach house easily enough despite Pearls constant insistence that she needed to be here to serve her Connie.”

Alex smirked into his coffee as he remembered the completely inappropriate look Pearl had given Connie as he used his Diamond Enhancement ability to improve the young girl and give her a Gem. The process worked because he could gift Connie with a ‘Gem-like body’ and two of his perks. He had given her ‘Fighting Prowess’ and was happy that she was able to choose ‘swordsmanship’ herself rather than be stuck with his proficiency with daggers, he had also given her ‘Adapting Physiology.’

Lyn’s words from a month ago had gotten him thinking about how he could give himself and the others more Gem powers. He couldn’t simply ghost fuse the Gems into them but he did think he could actually meld a Gem to an alt-form as long as they had the ‘Adapting Physiology’ perk and the form didn’t already have a Gem. Gifting Connie with one of the Tourmalines he had on hand was a proof of concept for the eventual addition of Gems to everyone’s eventual spare human Alt-forms. It also meant that they would definitely all want an alt-form blending perk soon so that they could access those powers from any other forms.

“You did leave Greg with the note to Steven detailing how he can restore their memories, right?”

Lyn took her time selecting a jam donut from the bag before she responded. “Of course. As funny as it would be for Pearl to be stuck idolising a tween girl; they are the only family Steven has, it would be cruel not get them their memories back as soon as they can.”

The note didn’t actually detail the specifics on how to get the Gem’s memories back, only explaining that having them all re-experience key moments from their lives would trigger their memory return and offering some suggestions on how to go about it for the Gems that Steven didn’t have the full backstory on. Alex was confident that Steven would be able to trigger at least one of the Gems to remember and then that one would be able to help with the others. If they hadn’t made any progress in a week or so he would see about helping out.

“So that’s all the drawback Gems taken care of, right?” Lapis asked from where she was curled up next to Lyn.

“That’s all of them.” Alex agreed. “We’ve got a few months free to have fun here before we can Jump again.”

“Any plans for our remaining time?” Lyn asked.

“I’ve heard the theatre shows in Empire City are pretty good.” Alex suggested.

“A few months of fine dining and the theatre doesn’t sound bad.” Lyn agreed.

“What’s the theatre?” Lapis asked.

“Think Camp Pining Hearts performed live on stage.” Lyn tried to explain.

Lapis gave Lyn a look of complete seriousness. “Tell me more.”

Notes:

And that's a wrap for the Steven Universe arc! YAY! It certainly went longer than i expected but i cant help but feel that that's a good thing. Jumping worlds ever other chapter would be bad too.
That said: i'm going to try and keep the next jump shorter.

Does anyone have any guesses as to which Jump i'm going to do after Chronicle 2012?

Chapter 13: 3 minute noodles

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“Welcome back.” Seraphina welcomed Alex as he once amore appeared in the void between worlds.

Alex rolled he’s shoulders and looked around at the familiar expanse of stars. “I’m glad to be back. I was getting kind of bored by the end of that Jump.”

Seraphina nodded. “The tech is cool and there are some interesting planets out there but the earth is Steven Universe’s universe is a bit dull once you get past the Gem monsters and ruins.”

Alex nodded. “Though there are less Gem monsters now.”

“I’m surprised you used the shards of Diamond you kept modify Rose’s Fountain to heal corrupted Gems, I would have thought you would have used them for something cooler, like a more powerful spaceship or something.”

“I though about it but I felt guilty that I had changed the plot so much with the whole Diamond drawback and the complete and utter take over of Homeworld by our colony. How’s that going to work going forward, anyway?”

Seraphina pulled out her little leather notebook and looked through it.

“Morrigan doesn’t get to keep the entire empire but will get the Danann Colony in future Jumps. I’ll insert it somewhere random in the universe and you’ll have a Warp connection.” She continued reading the booklet, flicking a few pages forward then back. “It’ll also be sort of ‘new’ each jump.”

“New?”

“It’s the same people and any changes or developments you make to the planet or people will carry over but the population won’t be completely aware they’re Jumping universes and will simply adapt to each one. If you go back to any prior Jump then the colony will update the old one but it will be fiat mixed together to seem as if it had always been that way.”

“So, what does that mean going forward?” Alex asked confused.

“It means they’re less likely to go rogue or freak out when their planet jumps realities and cuts off trade routes and off- planet activities, they’ll just kind of accept that the new reality is their reality and continue following Morrigan’s directions.”

“I guess that’s good.” Alex said.

Seraphina nodded. “We had too many Jumpers with following populations and Kingdoms going rogue because they thought they were missing out or something. This way you maintain a stable population of NPCs that you can use as needed.”

“I’m trying very hard not to think of people as NPCs.”

Seraphina simply shrugged.

“Right, well could you bring the others here while I choose the Jump?”

“Sure.” Seraphina snapped her fingers and brought Morrigan, Lyn and Lapis into the void along with a couch and a selection of tea and cakes. Alex only listened with half an ear as Lyn and Morrigan introduced Lapis to Seraphina and Seraphina explained the Jumps and the Danann situation. It took a few hours during which the girls gossiped and griped about Alex, managing a planet of sentient rocks, Alex, resisting punching Steven in his smug face, Alex and how no one was making a serious effort to make Lyn her own fuck-able Spinel slave girl…

Maybe for her birthday, Alex thought to himself.

“Alright, I’ve got the plan for the next Jump.” Alex alerted the group, interrupting Lyn’s explanation of why emotional damaged emo-girls were hot.

“Excellent.” Seraphina clapped her hands together. “Where are you going?”

“First I want to do the ‘3 minute cup noodle’ gauntlet and then I want to do a ‘Chronicle 2012’ jump combined with the ‘Generic Bear Jump.’”

“What’s the noodle gauntlet and I thought we were going to ‘Sword Art Online’ for the ‘Final Form’ alt-form blender?” Lyn asked.

“The noodle gauntlet is a gauntlet where I have to make and eat 3-minute noodles for lunch,” Alex started but then felt he had to defend himself from the incredulous looks he was getting, “it has some really good perks that I think will blend nicely with future purchases.”

“And the ‘Bear’ thing?” Morrigan pressed.

“It’s got a cheap alt-form blender and as a Generic Jump can be applied to other Jumps at the Jump-chan’s discretion.”

Seraphina nodded. “House rule that Generics can be applied to other jumps if I feel they can blend appropriately.”

“And this ‘Chronicle’ Jump?” asked Lapis.

“It’s legit a capstone booster for everything.”

“Really?” Lyn asked interested.

Alex passed her the screen with the Jump and pointed out the relevant perk.

“That’s ridiculous.” Lyn deadpanned. “I want it.”

“Alright. Well, I don’t see any issues with the selection, so what are you choosing for your noodle gauntlet?” Seraphina asked.




3-Minute Cup Noodle Gauntlet
0CP + 800CP
Variety:
Ramen [Free]
>Iron Mouth [Free Ramen]
Brands:
Pot Noodle Brand [Free]
>You Can Make it [Free Pot Noodle Brand]
>An Opera in the Kitchen [200] (Discount Pot Noodle Brand)
>Let’s Mix Something Up [400]
Flavour:
Vegetable Flavour [Free]
>Vegetarian [Free Vegetable Flavour]
>Vegetative [200] (Discount Vegetable Flavour)
Items:
Dehydrated Veggies [Free Vegetable Flavour]
Flavouring Packet [Free Ramen]
Waxed Paper Cup [Free Pot Noodle]
A Hug [Free for Everyone]
Drawbacks:
Crowded Tables [+100]
ESPN Coverage [+100]
Uncooked [+200]
No Hot Water [+200]
Fire [+200]





Seraphina crooked an eyebrow at Alex. “Fire?”

Alex shrugged. “Got to boil that water somehow.”

Lyn was going through the Jumpdoc reading the details on Alex’s choices. “Oh, that’s just cheating!” she burst out.

“It’s not cheating, it’s just using complimentary perks.”

“What are you two talking about?” Lapis asked confused.

“You’ll see when he makes his Chronical purchases.” Lyn said.

Seraphina shook her head. She could see what Alex was trying to do and it wasn’t against any rules. She was looking forward to how seeing far he could take the perks.

“Alright, you ready to cook lunch in a regular corporate office without a kettle or microwave while ESPN covers your actions and the building is actually on fire?”

“As ready as I’ll ever be for that ridiculous situation.”

Seraphina smiled. “Good. Because you start now!”

⦖⋄⦕


“Heeeeelllooooo Noodle Fans and Enthusiasts!” The slightly overweight man in a suit called into a microphone while facing the camera. “I’m Tom Mato and with me tonight is my good friend and fellow noodle nut: Buck Wheat!”

“Pleasure to be here Tom.” The smiling balding man in a turtle-neck and a suit jacked replied.

“Well Buck, do we have an exciting show tonight or what?”

“I’ve honestly never been more excited for this lunchtime rush.”

“And what a rush it is! As you viewers likely know the generic corporate office is a cut-throat environment where TIME IS MONEY!” Tom emphasised his last words with dramatic hand gestures.

“To those not aware: this means that a general lunch break is only fifteen minutes!”

“FIFTEEN MINUTES!? Is that even legal?”

“Who cares Tom. Who cares?” Buck shook his head.

“I certainly don’t.” Tom laughed. “Anyway, the clock is quickly approaching one in the afternoon and Alexander Blake will soon be entering the staff kitchen to prepare his lunch.”

“To those at home, Alexander Black is an up-and-coming dimension hopping star on the lunchtime circuit.”

“I hear this is his first attempt at office lunch, Buck?”

“His first attempt at office noodles but he’s an old hand at the home-brought leftovers and the sneaky food delivery, Tom.” Buck responded.

“He wont be able to get away with ordering out this time, will he Buck.”

“No Siree Bob! He’ll have to make his cup noodles completely without assistance.”

Tom covered his mic and whispered to Buck. “Oi. It’s Tom, not Bob.”

Buck just rolled his eyes as Alex entered the room and looked around.

“It seems Alexander had arrived and is scoping the place out for his lunchtime preparation.” Tom said to the camera.

“That’s right, Tom. But he better be quick about it as the timer for his lunch break started the moment he entered the staff kitchen.”

Alex moved to the cupboards and started opening them. He ignored items like cups and plates and assorted breakfast cereals until he found a selection of ‘Pot Noodle: Vege-BLAST’ flavours.

“It looks like he’s found the noodles, nwo he just has to make them!” Tom exclaimed to the camera.

It was at that moment that the microwave, in use by another staff member, spluttered and sparked then burst into flames with a ‘woosh!’”

“Oh no! This could be a problem. It seems that the microwave has caught on fire and the flames are quickly spreading!” Buck said excitedly.

“Will Alex be able to make his lunch, or will he quit before he can even begin?”

“Well, you know what they say, right Tom?”

“What do they say Buck?”

“If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen!”

The pair shared a chuckle as Alex ignored his co-workers fleeing the kitchen and the fire spreading from the microwave to the grease coated tables to open his cup noodles and remove the flavour sachets. He went to sink and added cold water — the hot water was broken — up to the recommended fill-line.

“It takes some grit and determination to keep making lunch in the face of a room on fire, doesn’t it Buck?” Tom asked his co-host.

“That’s right Tom. I haven’t seen such dedication to a meal since Iron Chef incident of ’94 when Chef Moriyama Tsukesu cut his own finger off yet still managed to present a seventeen course mackerel meal.”

“The sure do make them different in Japan.”

Alex rummaged through draws until he found a pair of forks. He grabbed the roll of paper towel before it went up in flames and used it to wrap the handles of the forks in such a way that when folded they acted as a pair of tongs. Using his new tongs, he held the waxed paper cup over the flames that were consuming near half the kitchen now.

“After MacGyvering a pair of tongs it looks like Alex had jumped out of the frypan and right into the fire. I’m not sure this is going to work; paper is generally known to burn when exposed to fire.”

“This might seem like a crazy plan, Buck. But it’s crazy like a fox. Paper is incredibly combustible but the heat capacity of water is able to absorb the heat rapidly drawing the heat away from the paper into the water before the paper can actually start to burn.”

“Did your fancy college degree teach you that, Tom?”

“Nope, Boy Scouts. Earned my urban survival badge.”

“This explains so much about you.”

Alex waited as, even though the label peeled and the cup browned, the water was slowly coming to a boil. Once the water had actually reached a boil, he pulled the cup away from the flames and move himself as far from the fire as possible. He stirred the noodles and added the flavouing sachets. Now all he had to do was wait until the noddles softened and he could eat and finish the gauntlet. In the distance he heard the sound of sirens as emergency services responded to the situation. The fact that the buildings fire-suppression system hadn’t activated screamed a future lawsuit against the company.

“Now the waiting game begins. Wait too long and the lunch break will be up before you can consume your meal. Wait too little and you’ll scold yourself trying to consume too hot noodles.”

“I’ve done that myself I can tell you it’s no walk in the park to drink down boiling hot noddled broth.”
Alex just kept his eyes on the clock as he waited the minimum three minutes for the cup noodles to cook and to meet the gauntlet requirements. As soon as the required time passed, he quickly stirred the contents then started scarfing the noodles and broth down; relying on his free ‘Iron Mouth’ perk to prevent the scalding liquid from burning him.

While eating he could hear the sounds of heavy boots pounding down the hall towards the kitchen and as soon as he finished the cup of noodles he was rewarded by a blast of tepid water in the face as a firefighter opened up on the kitchen fire getting Alex as well.

The last thing he heard before he blinked back to the void was the last comment by the one of the presenters.

“Well, that’s what I call a Splashing Success.”

⦖⋄⦕


Alex spat out a mouthful of stale water when he reappeared in the void with Seraphina and the girls. Lyn was laughing while Morrigan and Lapis sniggered.

“Did you enjoy your lunch.” Seraphina asked with a smirk.

“It was fine. Honestly, I was expecting that to be harder.” Alex admitted.

Seraphina shrugged. “I could have pushed the fire more but there really wasn’t any point. Good idea using one drawback to overcome another though.”

“It was something I’ve seen on online and thought it would work. Made the noodles taste like crap though.”

“I’m sure you’ll live. Especially with the nice perks you got from the deal.”

Alex smiled. “The ability to combine up to seven perks into a single mega-perk should come in handy when I’m giving everyone perks with the ‘Lifeform Enhancement’ ability.”

“Wait, is that why you held off enhancing my base form?” Lyn asked.

Alex nodded. “I can only enhance one alt-form at a time and can only give out two perks per enhancement. So I wanted the ‘Let’s Mix Something Up’ perk to give out more perks at once.”

“So that means you can enhance my human-alt with another Gem right?”

Again, Alex nodded. “One Gem per enhancement and with the Alt-form blender we can get soon you’ll be able to hide the Gems but still use the powers.”

“Sweet!” Lyn squealed.

“So, are you ready to pick your next options?” Seraphina interrupted.

“Sure.” Alex agreed.

“While Alex picks out his choices can we have some cup-noodles?” Morrigan asked.

The girls gave her a look as if to say: why?

Morrigan shrugged. “What? I feel like noodles after watching Alex make some.”

Seraphina laughed and caused cups of just ready noodles to appear in front of the girls.
Alex shook his head and when over his options.




Alexander Blake - Chronicle
1000CP + 100Cp
Origin:
Drop in
Perks:
Powers [Free]
Lifting Yourself Up [600]
Magnetic Personality (Drop in) [Free]
Supernatural Savant (Drop in) [300]
Items:
Found Footage [Free]
Companions:
Companion Import [200] – Up to eight companions with 800CP each.
Drawbacks:
Weird Quirk [+100] – Randomised selection: Goth Asthetic.




“I didn’t actually select what my weird quirk will be but it auto-generated one for me. Should it do that?” Alex asked Seraphina.

Seraphina looked over the selection. “That was me. It wouldn’t be a weird quirk if you could just choose something benign.”

“It could be worse.” Alex agreed.

“Ohhh! I see what you’ve done!” Lapis exclaimed as she read over Alex’s selection. “You are going to share those right?”

Alex smiled; he was fairly proud of the synergy perks he had found. ‘An Opera in the Kitchen’ from the noodle gauntlet allowed him to train any of his skills or abilities even when doing mundane tasks such as such as making and eating meals, sleeping, travelling, or similar. The time would count as if he was studying or training to improve a skill in some way. Then combine that with ‘Lifting Yourself Up’ from the Chronicle jump which removed any limits to powers and abilities meaning that if you train them, they will improve: continuously. This means that he’ll be continuously training his abilities beyond their limits even when sleeping or playing games. As an added bonus the ‘Vegetarian’ perk (if it can even be called a perk) meant that if he only at vegetables for an entire twenty-four-hour period then all training — i.e.: sleeping — would be twenty times more effective. The ‘vegetarian’ perk would have to be used sparingly though as it also cut his abilities to ten percent of their peak but at least it could be instantly ended with a single bite of near any meat product.

“Yes, I’ll share. You know I’m going to have to find a way for you all to share your perks with me eventually.”

“Until then we’ll just be better than you.” Lyn chuckled. “Speaking of which here are our choices.”




Brooklyn Blake - Chronicle
800CP
Origin:
Social Butterfly
Perks:
Powers [Free]
Chad 101 (Social Butterfly) [Free]
I Just Do My Best At Everything (Social ButterFly) [200]
The Game of Life (Social Butterfly) [300]
Items:
Found Footage [Free]
Holiday Home [300]




Morrigan - Chronicle
800CP
Origin:
Awkward High Schooler
Perks:
Powers [Free]
Who Wants To Be Mundane [300]
Secrecy Insurance (Drop In) [200]
Main Character Morality (Awkward High Schooler) [Free]
With Great Power Comes Great Leisure (Awkward High Schooler) [200]
Chad 101 (Social Butterfly) [100]
Items:
Found Footage [Free]





“Should we be concerned?” Alex asked Morrigan.

“Nah, Just be prepared to get me out of any shit-hole homelife I end up in.”

“How does the ‘Awkward High Schooler’ origin even work if you take the ‘Chad 101’ perk?” Lyn asked Seraphina.

“I’m not sure. Maybe you’ll be too pretty to be friends with?” Seraphina shrugged.

“I’ve made my selection.” Lapis interupted.




Lapis Lazuli - Chronicle
800CP
Origin:
Mostly Average Guy
Perks:
Powers [Free]
Setting Priorities (Social Butterfly) [200]
Sidekick Stupidity (Mostly Average Guy) [Free]
A Helpful Hand (Mostly Average Guy) [200]
Items:
Found Footage [Free]
A Strange Cave [400]





Alex raised an eyebrow at Lapis. “A sexual enhancement perk?”

“I have enjoyed that part of our relationship.” Lapis said but wouldn’t meet Alex’s eyes.

“Definitely going to have to find a way for you girls to share perks with me.” Alex smiled.

“Not that I’m complaining but why the cave?” Morrigan asked.

“I didn’t see anything else I wanted and it will mean we can give others the powers if we want to.” Lapis explained

“Ohhh we can give an entire school telekinesis and watch them go nuts!” Lyn said excitedly.

Alex rolled his eyes. “Right. Well now for the Generic Bear Selection.”




Alexander Blake – Generic Bears
1000CP +100CP
Origin:
Bear: Polar Bear - Zoo
Perks:
Breeding Program [50]
Nothing As Sexy As A Bear [100]
Sir Bearington [200]
SB Bear [200]
Fascinating To Watch (Zoo Bear) [Free]
Escape Artist (Zoo Bear) [100]
Well Cared For (Zoo Bear) [200]
Items:
Picnic Baskets [50]
Honey [50]
Companions:
Companion Import x3 [150]
Drawbacks:
Park Ranger [+100]





Seraphina looked over the selection. “An alt-form blender, an anti-containment perk and a perk that prevents skills from declining, everything else was just a bonus wasn’t it.”

Alex nodded. “The impregnation perk may come in handy one day and a sexy perk is always appreciated. I wouldn’t have need to take any drawbacks but I really wanted the ability to conjure picnic baskets, the honey was just to use the remaining fifty points.”

“I was sceptical about the Bear Jump but lots of these perks are really useful.” Lyn said while reading through the document.”

“Well, you each have six hundred points to make your own choices.” Alex told her and the girls.




Brooklyn Blake - Generic Bears
600CP
Origin:
Bear: Brown Bear - Wild
Perks:
Breeding Program [Free]
Black, White, And Asian [50]
Nothing As Sexy As A Bear [100]
Born To Be Wild (Wild Bear) [Free]
Death Dealing Machine of Ultra-Violence (Wild Bear) [100]
Bear Acrobatics (Circus Bear) [100]
Choreographed Mauling (Hollywood Bear) [200]
Items:
Coca-Cola [50]




Morrigan - Generic Bears
600CP
Origin:
Bear: Black Bear - Hollywood
Perks:
Breeding Program [50]
Black, White, And Asian [50]
Nothing As Sexy As A Bear [100]
Sir Bearington [200]
The Greatest Bear Actor In The World (Hollywood Bear) [Free]
Shooting Schedule (Hollywood Bear) [200]




Lapis Lazuli - Generic Bears
600CP
Origin:
Bear: Black Bear - Wild
Perks:
Breeding Program [50]
Black, White, And Asian [50]
Nothing As Sexy As A Bear [100]
Sir Bearington [200]
Born To Be Wild (Wild Bear) [Free]
Guardian Of The Wild (Wild Bear) [200]





“Should I be worried about all the ‘Sexy Bear’ and ‘Breeding Program’ combinations?” Alex asked the girls after they had made their selections.

“We’re only in this world for a year and there’s like a fifty-fifty chance that the geodesic murder rocks are real and will emerge in the next few decades.”

“Ok. But how does that relate to the perks?”

“Haven’t you ever wanted to knock up an entire high school of teenage girls with superpowered babies before?” Lyn giggled.

Alex pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. He knew that his sister was a little crazy but this… this was new.

“I can’t say I’ve ever thought of it before.” He told her.

Morrigan rolled her eyes. “I just wanted to increase the population of Danann. I should be able to pass on the ability to impregnate with a touch to the offspring and in a few years, we’ll have a fertile population that doesn’t need Gemshards to reproduce.”

“That’s actually a good idea.” Alex nodded. He could think of a few perks of his own he could introduce to the population.

“I just had a spare fifty points.” Lapis deadpanned.

“That also works.”

“I hate to interrupt but I need to iron out some details before you’re all sent down.” Seraphina spoke up.

“What do you need to know.”

Seraphina pulled out her red leather book and flicked through her notes. “Right. So, you’ll all start as bears near Seattle. It’ll be up to you to find your Chronical alt-form homes and such. Now, do you want to all be exposed to the crystal entity or just have the powers without exposure.”

“What was the difference again?” Morrigan asked.

“Exposure will create a psychic link between you all and the three protags in the movie as well as anyone else exposed.”

“Psychic link as in telepathy?” Morrigan pressed.

“Psychic link as in nose-bleeds when anyone linked is scared or angry and flashes of their perceptions.” Seraphina admitted.

“I think we can do without random nose-bleeds whenever an angsty teenager gets angry, don’t you think?” Alex asked the others.

“Yeah. I don’t particularly want a connection to the three teens from the movie.” Lyn admitted.

Lapis cocked her head to the side. “I purchased the ‘Strange Cave,’ could we all gain our powers through that? That way we’re connected together in our own link which we can then add others to with the cave.”

Alex looked at Seraphina who checked her book and nodded.

“I’m OK with that.” He said.

“Me too.” Lyn added as she hugged Lapis.

“I’m also good with being linked in our own circle.” Morrigan said.

“Alright. I’ll make sure that you’re exposed as you go down.” Seraphina looked at Lapis. “The cave will be attached to the Warehouse but you just have to touch the wall and say where you want it to appear outside if you want it to appear in this Jump or another.”

Lapis nodded that she understood.

“Alright. I think that’s everything. If not I’m sure you’ll manage.” Seraphina snapped the book shut. “Are you all ready?”

“Ready!” Lyn chirped.

“Ready.” Morrigan nodded.

“Me too.” Lapis agreed.

Alex looked at the three and then nodded to Seraphina. “We’re ready to go.”

Chapter 14: Chronicle 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chapter 14

Alex stretched out on the rock on which he was sunbathing. The heat of the sun felt luxurious on his bright white fur and the gentle murmur of the passing crowds was soothing in a pleasant way. Life was good. Food was plentiful, the sun was warm, the water cool, the gaggle of tourists were waving at him from behind the glass…

Oh… right, not actually a bear, Alex thought to himself as his awareness as both a human and a Gem and a Jumper all came back to him. Or I could just take a nap, a nice long nap in the sun with a full belly and no worries at – Alex shook his head and focused on his new ‘SB Bear’ perk. He pushed his bear mentality away and focused on ‘functioning as a human.’ Quickly the memories and associated detached attitude of an animal faded until he felt more like himself.
Being a bear was… interesting. There was a certain peace to the mind frame of an animal. Bears didn’t care about the future much beyond the need to eat. Even long-term, a bear goals only arose when presented. A bear didn’t worry about mates until one was available. They didn’t worry about the winter until the leaves turned and the world became chill. Once Alex had supressed his Bear persona, the new memories proved easy to push to the side and generally forget about. He had been a bear raised in captivity and the years within the zoo simply blurred into one long day of eating, sleeping, swimming and occasionally fucking a provided female polar bear. Don’t ask.

Alex lumbered to his feet, all four of them, and shuffled to the cave at the back of his exhibition: much to the disappointment of his watching crowd of Zoo attendees. In the cave he was actually surprised to find that the Jump classified him as the owner of the space, or at least that’s what the Gemtech warp pad set into the floor suggested. With a massive shrug the polar bear stepped onto the warp pad and disappeared in a flash of light. If he had been thinking clearly, or at all, he would have given thought to the observation camera installed in the cave or of the park ranger sitting at a desk watching the live feed of the bear disappearing. Instead, he had been thinking of finding the new temple location and then contacting the others to organise a group meeting.

He arrived at the temple with another beam of light to the temple room in which he had spent so much time in in the last jump. Alex let out a breath of relief when he saw all the modifications and equipment had remained in place. It wasn’t that he wasn’t prepared to remodify the temple to his and the girls liking, but it saved plenty of time and energy.

A quick look outside showed that the temple was no longer on an island but built into a rocky hill in the middle of an old growth forest. The giant woman statue that made up the front of the temple was speckled with moss and lichen that blended with the granite rock face and matched the dark green and brown drapery of the established forest growth. The abundant firs and yellow cedars along with the similar climate to the Zoo Alex had just left pointed to the likelihood that the Temple was in one of the forests near Seattle and thus near the movie location.
The hum of the warp activating alerted him to the arrival of the others and so he made his way back into the temple so see that Lyn, Lapis and Morrigan had warped in together.

No one was in their bear alt-form but each was in a different form than the previous jump except for Lyn who was again in her half-Gem persona though this time much taller. Morrigan and Lapis had both seemed to utilise their new alt-form blender perks as they both appeared as teenage girls with stylistic additions. Lapis had pale skin and black hair with vivid streaks of blue and her eyes shone gold-speckled blue after her namesake. Morrigan appeared much a like a teenage mixture of her ghost and gem forms: pale skin and scarlet eyes that contrasted vividly when framed by her muted rainbow of green, blue, ochre and grey layered hair. Everyone was dressed comfortably in dark jeans and shirts or blouses, but that made sense when they could each simply will clothing made from light into being from their Gems… even when the Gems were no longer visible. ‘Sir Bearington’ was awesome.

“Did anyone have any trouble with their arrival?” he asked.

“I think multi-cross jumps might be a little glitchy if you take multiple origins.” Lyn grumbled.

“Why?” Alex asked concerned.

“I woke up as large bear in my teen-girl bedroom.” Lyn flushed. “It took a little bit to get my head around my bear instincts and shift back to my half-gem form… in other news: I need a new bed.”

“Any problems with the parents?” Alex asked.

Lyn shook her head. “Nah, they’re out of town on business. From my memories they’re often distance and gone. I’ve got the whole mansion to myself; likely because I technically own it seeing as it’s a perk and all.” Lyn said before looking enquiringly at Lapis to pass the conversation on.

Lapis nodded with sympathies to Lyn’s situation. “I woke as a bear in the ‘Strange Cave’ I purchased. Last thing I remembered from my ‘Average Guy’ origin was going for a hike, so it’s likely near our town. Thankfully the cave got a warp pad installed so we don’t have to go searching for it. As for my origin family they seem normal enough. Busy but not absent or anything, maybe a little distant but only in a generation gap way. They don’t really get my anime and gamer hobbies… also I now have hobbies.”

Alex smiled along with Lyn and Morrigan, it was nice that Lapis was getting a good ‘human’ experience.”

Morrigan tilted her head to the side when everyone turned to her. “I didn’t seem to have any problems with my bear persona but I think ‘Sir Bearington’ may have glitched my parents.”

And wasn’t that weird? Morrigan had never had parents before and likely never would again if given the choice. She had listened to Alex and Lyn when they had described their homelives both pre-jump and from the Monopoly Gauntlet and they both had nothing but praise for their parents. These new parents of hers failed in comparison. She could already feel a kernel of angst and resentment against them that was wholly the new memories gained from the jump.

“Did something happen?” Lyn asked with a frown, her new wild bear instincts flaring and wondering if she needed to crush some skulls for her friend.

“No.” Morrigan shook her head. “Just that my ‘Awkward High Schooler’ origin may have conflicted with my ‘Hollywood Bear’ origin and my ‘Sir Bearington’ perk. My lovely parents see me as both a daughter and a bear and have decided to supplement their income by blogging my life.” Morrigan explained with an exaggerated eye roll.

“Wait! You’re ‘My Un-Bear-able Teenage Daughter?’” Lapis asked. “I wrote a paper on that blog for my sociology class… well, I remember doing so.”

Alex nodded. “Implanted memories are weird like that.”

Lyn tilted her head to the side. “What are they even blogging?”

“Mostly it’s just them filming meal times and outings while I act like a bear,” Morrigan frowned, “but they also parade me about in costumes and my room is a cage.”

Alex and Lapis both growled as their inner bears ruffled at what was being described.

Lyn raised a hand. “All in favour of knee-capping Morrigan’s parents say ‘aye.’”

“Aye.” Alex and Lapis responded.

“Then we’re agreed.” Lyn nodded.

Morrigan blushed. It was nice having protective friends.

Alex noticed the blush and smiled. It was good to see the real Morrigan shine through since she had been often lost while in her Gem persona. The alt-form blender was doing what it was supposed to though since he could see the Gem resolve she used to lead the Danann Colony beneath the flushed exterior. He could feel himself balancing out for the first time in a year as well. No longer switching between Diamond arrogance, Ghostly obsession and his original human empathy. It felt good in a way that was impossible to explain.

“So we’ve agreed on one thing to do while in Jump but do we have any actual plans for while we’re here?” Lapis asked the group.

Alex shook his head. “I just really wanted the powers and the improvement perk, other than that I had no plans other than taking advantage of it being 2012 and stock up on games and movies and such for the warehouse.”

Lyn nodded along with Alex before she spoke up. “I was only half joking about knocking up a high school or two. There’s a chance that this world is going to be attacked by telepathic-murder-geodes after we’re gone and it would be kinda cool to create a super-powered group to protect it.”

“I’m defiantly going to be spending a lot of time on Danann trying to improve the population but I don’t mind helping out with that.” Morrigan told Lyn.

Lapis smiled. “I have memories of watching something called ‘Sailor Moon,’ I think it would be fun to make something like our own sailor scouts.”

Lyn’s eyes we’re practically shining.

“Can we please?” she pleaded of Alex.

Alex rolled his eyes. “Sure, as long as people actually agree to it then I’m fine with us turning rando highschoolers into weird superheroes.”

Alex paused as he remembered the actual ‘Superheroes’ of the movie.

“Also, I’m going to try and head off the clusterfuck that is Andrew’s life before he goes nuts.”

“The creepy kid from the movie?” Lyn asked.

Alex nodded. “He’s a creep but most of his issues can be solved with money and a helping hand. It will be interesting to see if he still goes nuts without the burden of his mother’s illness and his dick of a dad.”

Everyone nodded along with that.

Alex walked over to the bank of Gem-tech along the wall and started up the systems to start producing spectres and warp pad seeds.

He smiled over his shoulders at the girls. “Let’s get started.”

⦖⋄⦕


That night Alex ghosted through the wall of a quiet suburban house. It was actually a nice two-story weatherboard home that had obviously seen better days. The lawn was overgrown and the paint on the weatherboards was leaning towards the bad side of weathered but other than the need for some cleaning, some general maintenance and a lick of pain; the house still echoed with the dream of a family home.

It was nearing one in the morning and spectres that Alex had sent out had confirmed that the chronicle boys had just left the party to explore the cave. The rooms were dark and the house quiet as Alex drifted through the building. He passed Andrew’s father (Rick? No, Richard? He wasn’t actually sure) passed out on the living room sofa, a half dozen empty beer bottles standing vigil around his sleeping form. Leaving the man in his slumber he floated up the stairs to the second floor and searched for Andrew’s mother by poking his head through the doors to the rooms off the hall.

He found Karen asleep in the master bedroom. She… was not looking well. Her eyes were sunken with deep shadows beneath them, her face was thin and the skin on her arm above the covers was lose showing that she had lost a lot of weight and muscle. Her breaths sounded laboured behind the gentle hiss of oxygen supplied to her from the tubes attached to her nose.

Alex considered his next step. He hadn’t expected the woman to be as frail as she was when he knew she lived for some months yet. He had originally planned on simply overshadowing the her but he honestly didn’t know how her body would hold up to him getting in and walking her into the warehouse.

He squeezed the bridge of his nose as he considered the problem. His chronical powers were out. He and the girls had already played with their burgeoning psychic abilities back at the temple and they were still weak and immature. These abilities were defined on the concept of practice and use making them more powerful and dynamic. Two hours and three blood noses did not automatically mean he could put them to best use. His new ‘Supernatural Savant’ perk meant that he would eventually excel in the use those powers and his few training booster perks would ensure he improved quickly but that would not help him now.

The ‘Savant’ perk would have improved any of his other abilities from prior jumps but he was unsure of how to put them to best use. Ghost-style telekinesis was a possibility but Alex had found that objects he moved with it had a mind of their own. It was almost like a part of him possessed whatever he was moving and in that made it act like it was semi-alive and under direction. Useful when cleaning a room and causing items to dance to their proper spots like a rip-off Sorcerers Apprentice but less helpful in carefully moving a frail woman. He could bubble her but that would just mean transporting a large unwieldy bubble that would eventually pop and drop the poor woman.

Fuck! This shouldn’t be as difficult as it was! How about magic? He thought with frustration.

He hadn’t had much opportunity to practice with the Ghost King’s magical abilities but that was mainly due to how vague they were. He just didn’t know what he could actually do with them. But something simple shouldn’t be out of his reach and wouldn’t hurt.
Alex searched down within himself and tapped the roiling energy that was his magic. Violet light dimly illuminated to room from his now glowing eyes. He reached out to the sleeping woman with the magic in his grasp and tried to empress the idea of calm and of restful sleep; of a slumber she would not wake from until dawn. At the same time, he tried to impart a sense of strength and vitality into the woman to keep her alive for the next part of the plan.

Despite his apprehension about using his unpractised powers, Alex could see how the woman relaxed in her sleep. Her breathing became deeper and easier, her cheeks gained a hint of a colour and the frown of pain he hadn’t even noticed she was carrying had smoothed out leaving her looking at least a decade younger. Alex smiled. That had worked better than expected… though he still had to actually move her.

Eventually, Alex remembered that innate powers weren’t the only things he had at hand. His whole trip to the Steven Universe jump was to pick up tools to solve unexpected problems. He was still wearing a Gem-tech tractor beam wand shaped like a crystal bangle around his right wrist. In the last jump he had mostly used it to moving large rocks or machinery that were not made of crystal but now he could use it now for much the same reason he used it then. The wand didn’t just move things it placed them in a stasis field when it did so. Perfect when moving heavy yet delicate machines. No matter how fast he lifted the sleeping woman or what direction he tilted her, she would not feel a thing and more importantly not suffer any strain from the movement.

So, with a smile, Alex carefully removed the woman’s bed covers, unhooked the oygen line from her face and opened a portal to the warehouse on one wall. With a touch the bangle straightened into a short blue crystal rod which he then simply pointed at the sleeping woman and, in a beam of pale blue light, levitated her through the portal. Thus, it was only a matter of seconds before he was lowering her to the metal table that was the medbay.

⦖⋄⦕


Andrew was happy. Confused? Yes. Anxious? Certainly. But happy? This was not a natural state that Andrew generally found himself in.

It started the morning after the cave. God, he can’t even keep the smile off his face when thinks of it. He had stumbled home late that night; well, early that morning if he was being truthful. His cousin, Matt, had somehow driven him home despite the fact they were both near blind from the headache. Fuck. That had hurt more than breaking his wrist in elementary. Stupid monkey bars. It’s a miracle that Matt hadn’t wrapped them around a tree in a bloody twisted mess of steel and flesh.

He remembers stumbling into bed and nearly instantly losing consciousness. He hadn’t even been able to change from his clothes which had been filthy with sweat and dirt and with a ridiculously large red bloodstain down his front from the nosebleeds. Had to clean that before Dad saw and berated him for ruining a shirt. Despite his exhaustion from that crystal… thing, and despite the late hour of his return; Andrew woke early at seven, only a few hours after getting home. A full bladder could not be denied by strange otherworldly experiences, terrific head pain, a possibly broken nose — did an asshole punch him? He swears he remembers someone punching him — and a sore ankle that he didn’t even know that happened.

After relieving himself he grabbed a quick shower before planning to return to bed when he stopped in the hall… he could smell pancakes, sausages and eggs. Dad didn’t cook breakfast. Dad’s idea of a cooked morning meal was a toasted bagel and an overdone fried egg. Only Mom ever made pancakes.
Andrew had cautiously edged his way into the kitchen and froze at the site of what he found. His mother was cooking, her back to him. His mother was fucking STANDING! She wasn’t curled into her wheelchair and smothered in fleece blankets, instead she was humming the theme song to Inspector Gadget to herself as she flipped another pancake out of the pan and onto a plate of already cooked cakes. Andrew met the eyes of his father who was sitting at the table eating. His father. The dickwad. The angry, drunk, sad, hurt man who struggled to show anything but anger and pain to the world was silently crying while eating his breakfast. He had had this strange look on his face. Constipation? …no, it was just a smile.

“Mom?” Andrew had asked hesitantly.

Karen turned around from the stove with a smile on her face. “Andrew! You’re just in time for pancakes!”

She had looked amazing. Healthy, pink flushed cheeks and vibrant dark brown eyes that lacked the dark shadows she had been carrying for so long. She was still thin, painfully so, but she looked better than she had in years.

Andrew nearly threw himself at her as he wrapped his arms around her and cried. He didn’t know how, he didn’t know why, but somehow, he knew that his mom was going to be alright.

“Think fast, numb-nuts!”

The almost empty soda can smacking him in the side of the face pulled Andrew out of his reminiscing.
Andrew scrowled at the laughing duo of Sean and Wayne or as Andrew referred to them in his head: Dickhead One and Dickhead Two.

“No camera today, huh? Did you have to pawn it for a bus fare?” Dickhead One giggled.

Dickhead Two smirked. “Nah, the loser sucks his cousin off for a lift each morning.”

Andrew tensed. He hated them. He hated the way they spoke to him. He hated that they already ruined the happy high he’d been riding all weekend. He hated that they were also insulting Matt, the closest thing he had to a friend.
Yet, all he could do was stand there and shake against their ribbing. He’d learnt long ago that rebuttal, either physical or verbal only ended in pain.

Dickhead One and Two were already walking away laughing at their own antics. Andrew just… he just wants to hurt them. To teach them that they can’t just go around fucking with people! But he can’t. He’s weak. His own father had made sure he understood that. In sullen fury Andrew kicked the fallen soda can that the two had pelted him with and watched in surprised satisfaction when it shot with a greater force than should have been possible for its empty weight right into back of Dickhead One’s head.

“Motherfucker!” Dickhead One exclaimed.

He spun around to try and see who had nailed him with the can. But the hallway was already empty. Andrew had fled around a corner as soon as the can had hit him.

 

Notes:

And we're in Chronicle people! A found footage superhero movie from 2012.
I remember watching this movie and loving the inspiration of it. It was a new superhero origin movie that didnt already slip into an established fiction. It simply gave three teens psychic based superpowers and let them work it out.
It's not the best movie there is but to a teen me it sent me off with thoughts of "What if?" raging though my head.
If you haven't seen it i would suggest giving it a go but it wont be needed to understand what happens.

I'm open to ideas of what people want to read going forward. I can't promise I'll do any of the suggestions but I will certainly read them and likely be inspired to do somehting else if not what was suggested.
I mention this because people have given me a few suggestions for Alice that i was about to impliment until i ended up with a crazy weird idea that i've ended up doing. You'll see.

Chapter 15: Chronicle 2

Chapter Text


“I’m just saying that he’s kinda cute in a dorky sort of way.” The blond with the cute dimples explained.

“Yeah, I guess.” Admitted the Brunette with way too much make up on. “But he hangs out with that creepy fuck, Andrew.”

“They’re cousins. You can’t help who your family is.” Dimples answered as she shut her locker.

“Isn’t he sweet on Casey through? He practically wags a tail every time she’s near.”

Lyn half listened to the teen girls gossiping while most of her attention was preoccupied with the text message Alex had posted to the group chat.

Mon 2012.08.08 0712
**“Brooklyn Blake” created a new group chat**
**“Brooklyn Blake” became Admin for group chat**
**Admin “Brooklyn Blake” changed the group name to “~Alex and His Bitches~”**
**Admin “Brooklyn Blake” changed their name to “Lick-Me-Lyn.”**
**Admin “Lick-Me-Lyn” added 3 new contacts to the chat “~Alex and His Bitches~”**

Alexander Blake
A group chat?
Also, what’s with the name of the group?

 

-Lick ME- Lyn
I thought we could do with a collective chat since some of us are in school and some of us aren’t.
We can do group discussions here when we’re all not together.

Morrigan Booette
It’s not a bad idea.

Lapis Lazuli
(〜 ̄△ ̄)〜 I’m fine with it.

Alexander Blake
Alright, I see how it could be useful.
Also, don’t forget you have school today. I know you have your
insert memories but good luck with your first day of school.

Lapis Lazuli
I didn’t forget
And thanks (*^_^*)

-Lick ME- Lyn
Nothing for the rest of us?!


Morrigan Booette
^

Alexander Blake
Good luck EVERYONE.

-Lick ME- Lyn
Ty

Morrigan Booette
Thanks Alex.


Mon 2012.08.08 1036
**Admin “Lick-Me-Lyn” changed “Alexander Blake” to “Harem King”**
**Admin “Lick-Me-Lyn” changed “Morrigan Booette” to “BOO-tylicious”**
**Admin “Lick-Me-Lyn” changed “Lapis Lazuli” to “Wet-For-You”**

Mon 2012.08.08 1322

Harem King
Got the results from the subterranean probe.
The core is infested with the MOGOs. No indication that any will
emerge within out Jump but if I’m reading this correctly, they’ll
start emerging within five years and continue to do so regularly
for about a century before cycling back to a lower stratum.
Also, Lyn can you PLEASE change my name to something less…
THAT.

Wet-For-You
MOGOs meant the giant crystal creatures that eat people,
right? (?_?)

Boo-tylicious
Massive Omnivorous Geodesic Organisms.
And yes, they’re the giant crystal things that eat people.

Lick-Me-Lyn
Does that mean we’re a go for operation “Impregnation!”


Harem King
Yes Lyn. That means you can VOLUNTARILY impregnate
people with superpowered babies.
I’m already setting up a trust fund for the mothers to draw
on. I’ll have a bunch of cards and paperwork for you in a
few days.

Boo-tylicious
How are a bunch of superpowered toddlers going to help
when the next MOGO incursion is only a few years away?

Harem King
I’m already working on a short term solution.

Wet-For-You
^Can I help? d(>_< )

Harem King
Sure. I’ll meet you after school and we can go shopping
for plushies.

Lick-Me-Lyn
???


Boo-tylicious
???

Wet-For-You
(o_Oo.0) ?



“Lyn? Lyyyyn, HEY LYN!” Brunette nearly shouted.

Lyn snapped her head up from her phone.

“What?”

“I asked if you thought anyone Matt was cute or if him hanging out with Andrew ruined it.” Brunette explained.

“Oh.. umm I guess he’s cute? I don’t know, I’ve never really thought about it.”

Dimples smiled mischievously. “If how much she’s been distracted by her phone is to go by then I say little Lyn has already got a boyfriend.”

Lyn grinned. “I’m not confirming or denying that statement.” She replied to the giggles of the others.

“By the way,” Lyn continued. “Hyperthetically. Would either of you be willing to have a baby for a million dollars and a guaranteed hundred thousand a year for the next five years?”

Dimples and Brunette just gave her a shared look of disbelief.

“What?” they asked in unison.

⦖⋄⦕


Dead, glassy brown eyes stared back into Lapis’ Persian Blue. Those eyes, both forward facing, were the eyes of a predator. A beast that hunted prey tirelessly, mercilessly and apathetically. This was a creature of death. A creature of the forests and of the rivers. A creature that stalked the nightmares of the First Peoples of to walk the lands of America as much as it stalked the animals of the woods and field. Strong proportioned limbs upon which the beast could run with haste utilising all four blade tipped paws or balance itself on the hind two for either intimidation or a crushing take down. A forward gutting muzzle that hid two rows of sharp piercing teeth. Dark brown fur that blended into the brush or into the night.

“Lapis,” Alex asked cautiously, “do you want to keep that one?”

Lapis nodded and brought the vicious beast to her chest, holding it close.

Alex turned to the plump woman at the checkout. “And can you add the brown teddy bear to the lot, we’ll be taking that one too.”

The woman who at first had been leery of the teen boy with black eyeliner and dressed in black leathers, now smiled warmly. “That’s a lot of plush toys you’re getting; there a big birthday coming up?”

“Something like that.” Alex replied. “I’m going to make sure they all go to some special children.”

“That’ll be $234.32 in total, Deary.”

Alex blinked at the woman. That was a lot for some stuffed animals and dolls but it had been a long time since he was a kid so maybe that was standard now.

Alex simply swiped the black card that via the magic of Mr. Pennybags was connected to his hordes of gold and cash. With the cost cleared he hauled the two big bags filled with squishy plush animals and dolls out to the carpark. Lapis following along behind still hugging her new teddy bear.

“So… are you going to explain why you needed to buy more than a dozen dolls?” Lapis asked as they quickly walked to the car. The sky was grey and dreary and the threat of rain was looming.

Alex grinned. “Nope, you’ll see when we get to work.”

“We?” Lapis asked

“You’ll be helping me. It was your idea after all.”

Lapis narrowed her eyes in confusion until she worked out what Alex had meant. Her look of confusion washed away with a brightness of her smile. She edged a head of him to the car with a new skip to her steps.

They reached the sleek black car that Alex had gleefully purchased the day before for a frankly ludicrous amount of money. Lapis would admit that it looked nice in a boxy sort of way, at least compared to the other vehicles she saw others driving.

Alex opened and loaded the toys into the trunk.

“What model did you say this was again?” Lapis asked as she leant against a door waiting for Alex to unlock.

“A 1967 Chevrolet Impala. I’ve wanted one of these babies ever since I saw the one on Supernatural.”

“That was the series about the demon brothers you’ve mentioned before?”

“Demon slaying brothers but yeah, that’s the one.” Alex replied as he opened got in the driver’s seat and leant over to open Lapis’ door.

Lapis took her time really examining the interior of the car as Alex backed them out of the car park and got them on the road.

“…It’s nice.” Lapis eventually admitted.

Alex smirked. “She’s old. The previous owner mentioned that his dad bought the car just before driving to Woodstock, this baby’s supposedly got a history of sex, drugs and rock’n’roll. She’s already been driven up and down the length and breadth of America over the last few decades but she’s been completely refurbished and obviously well cared for. Though I’m already planning to modify it with Gem-tech to improve her performance.”

Lapis nodded as she fiddled with the radio, moving between bands of static and random music stations before settling on a channel playing My Chemical Romance. Alex cocked an eyebrow at Lapis’ choice but didn’t comment.

“Good. It needs the spatial expansions at least.” Lapis said as she settled back into her leather bench seat.
The next few minutes were filled with the hum of the engine, the whoosh of passing cars, the soft patter of the just starting rain and the angst laden tones of Gerard Way.

Alex took a left off the freeway out of the city and onto a less travelled road that skirted the edges of the forest in which their temple resided.

It was only his better reflexes and perception skills that allowed him to swerve the car safely out of the way as a man in hunting attire, a Fluro orange vest and carrying a large shotgun came barrelling out of the forest onto the road.

“BEARS!” the man’s shout faded behind them as Alex kept driving. “Demon bears!”
Lapis turned in her seat to watch as the shrinking figure continued running down the road towards the city. “Shouldn’t we help him?”

Alex glanced at the man in the rear-view mirror. “Not my monkey; not my circus.”

Lapis shrugged and turned the radio up.

⦖⋄⦕


Getting the car into the temple didn’t prove as difficult as one would expect. Alex had simply driven as close to the temple as the roads would take them and then extended his ghost intangibility to the car and drove/flew right through the trees.
Alex had already carved out a garage-come-workshop into the mountain and the shiny new impala took pride of place on its own little platform. Alex had to stop himself from planning to instal a giant penny coin to keep the theme going.
Right now through he was trying to work on his own Save-The-Planet-from-Telepathic-Rocks plan (name subject to change). He had all the components ready: Plush toys? Check. Selection of Gemstones? Check. Vial of ectoplasm? Check. Legion of construction and repair robonoids?

Alex glanced over at the Gem computers and used the SB Bear perk to mentally connect to the systems, he noted that the
progress for robonoid replication was proceeding as expected, so checked that too.

Alex cracked his knuckles and went to work.

It took hours. Lapis stayed with him for much of it offering advice and ideas and acting as a sounding board for the process. But she wasn’t able to help much with the actual process of creation and so had retired for the night some hours earlier.

Alex had quickly became appreciative how the Sir. Bearington allowed him to use both Ghost and Gem powersets simultaneously, the process was time consuming due to the nature of trying to achieve the balance between ghost and Gem so as to result in the specific abilities he was aiming for. Despite the fact that it had been mid-afternoon when he started by midnight Alex had only completed one plushie… or he assumed it was completed. It would still be hours yet til the Gem enlightened even with the ectoplasm boost.

“How long has she been like that?” The voice startled Alex from his concentration.

He whirled around to see Lyn leaning against the workbench.

“What?” He blinked at her.

Lyn gestured with a nod of her head to the end of the table.

Alex turned see his ghost-maid Alice sitting at the far end of the workbench staring at the collection of plush toys.

“I didn’t even know she was in here.” Alex confided.

He got up and walked over the little skeleton-Gem.

“Hey Alice. Do you like the plush toys?” He asked.

His first attempt at creating a ghost turned her head to look up at him and nodded.

“You can have one if you want.” Alex offed the quite maid.

Alice nodded more emphatically.

“Cool.” Alex smiled and rubbed the little girl’s smooth head. “Which one would you like to keep?”

Alice peered intently at each of the cuddly toys in turn only to then turn back to Alex and hang her head.

Alex tilted his head in confusion but puzzled out the problem. “You want one but none of these are the one you want?”
Alice nodded again.

“Alright, well then, after I’ve enchanted all of these ones we can go searching for the perfect plush toy for you, how does that sound?”

Alice deployed more emotion in her sudden hug than she had in the year or so since she had been made. Alex could only look at Lyn over the top of the little maid’s head and shrug. Who knew that the little ghost maids like cuddly toys?

⦖⋄⦕


In a no-name bar three miles down a no-name street, a collection of yokels, rednecks, hunters and ex-varsity football players gathered to drink.

“I’mma tellin’ you, they ain’t no natural bears.” The inebriated hunter repeated for what could have been the hundredth time that night.

“Yeah, yeah, old man.” A younger man in called from deeper in the cigarette smoke filled bar. “You sure you weren’t drunk and seein’ things?”

The older hunter pulled himself to his feet and growled at the apathetic patrons. “I know what I saw! They were bigger, meaner and smarter than any regular bears.”

“And they move faster and can throw a man with their minds.” Laughed another drunk. “You’ve been telling this tale for three nights now.”

The older man grumbled, but returned to his seat and nursed his near empty beer as the crowd laughed at his story.

So, he was surprised when a full pint of ale was placed in front of him and a man in his mid-twenties and wearing a crisp green park ranger uniform sat himself in the chair next to him.

“So, I hear you’ve run into some interesting bears… more so than the average bear.”

The old man finished off his warm beer and pulled the fresh one closer. “Demon bears they were.” He began his tale again.


⦖⋄⦕


“Your boyfriend is weird.”

Avery leant against the doorframe of her sister’s room and commented as Casey edited her video blog.

Casey looked up from her work in confusion. “My what?”

Avery flicked her long, straight blond hair walked into the room and flopped down Casey’s bed with the all the casual superiority of a little sister. She picked up a stuffed bear that was on top of the covers and threw it into the corner as if it had personally wronged her.

“Your boyfriend, Matt, is weird.” Avery continued.

Casey rolled her eyes. “Matt’s not my boyfriend.” She frowned, “and don’t throw Mr. Puddles.”

“Riiiiight. The boy who you’ve been flirting with, but not really, but kinda seriously with for the last few years. The boy who just so happens to appear in like half of your stupid blogs. The boy who gives you puppy-dog eyes every time he sees you. That boy is weird.” Avery drawled.

Casey grunted but didn’t deny her little sister’s comments. Denial was a sign of weakness.

“Why do you think Matt is weird?”

“Him and his looser cousin and…” Avery paused and frowned. “I don’t know the name of the other one. Black, buzz cut, kinda cute until he laughs, annoying laugh.”

“Steve. He’s running for class prez.”

“Right. Steve, whatever.” Avery blushed.

Casey hid a smile and decided to keep an eye on that. Mayhap her sister had a crush and good blackmail material was always nice.

“Aaaanyway. They were goofing off at the toy store earlier today. Giggling like a bunch of stoned idiots.” Avery flopped back on the bed and said in a quieter voice. “And I know they had something to do with that bear.”

“So they were being idiots. From my experience that’s normal for teen boys.”

Avery huffed. “Nah, there was some weird shit going on and I’m sure is was them.”

“Language.” Casey grumped. “You don’t want mom catching you talking like that.”

“English.” Avery smirked. “And mom’s not here and ain’t going to know unless you tell her.”

“Unless you tell me what?” Came the stern voice of their mother from the doorway. She was a tall woman and shared the same blond colouring as her daughters, along with their grey-blue eyes. She was holding a basket of freshly laundered and folded clothes.

“That Casey has a boyfriend!” Avery leapt to her feet and fled the room.

The older woman dodged her youngest and stepped over to the newly vacated bed to put the basked down.

“Boyfriend?” she asked with a cocked eyebrow.

“Lies and slander, mom.”

“Good. No boyfriend until you’re twenty-five.”

Casey rolled her eyes. She knew her mum was just joking… or well, she hoped she was.

Avery made it to her room without her mum getting on her case about her language. That was a win in her books. She grabbed her phone from where she had left it charging and bonelessly flopped onto her bed. Unlike her sister’s, the covers had not been made that morning. Seriously? What was the point when you were just going to muss them up again each night?

She scrolled through the local Facebook pages looking for posts about the weird shit that had been going on. The toy store had been mentioned by two accounts: a post about a haunted trolly and a post about someone stealing a car and moving it to a different car park. She hadn’t posted about the fucking teddy bear. Who would even believe her about a floating fucking toy attacking her at the mall?

She scrolled through the posts of the last few weeks. There was the usual stuff. Posts about garage sales, low priced fuel locations, a rant about skateboarders. But there was also a video of a leaf-blower coming to life and blowing up some schoolgirls’ skirts, a post about an image of the virgin Mary in a bowl of soup, a post about an escaped polar bear and various other bear sightings in reply. Oh, and an official post by the local police about a dangerous and off-limits sinkhole in the woods near a popular rave spot that all the teenagers knew about and all the parents pretended to not know about.

Avery spent a few hours searching various social media sites for more evidence of the strange. That teddy bear in the mall had definitely floated by itself, and no! she didn’t scream like a little girl. She was twelve and she didn’t bloody scream!

"Psst!”

There was a plush, bipedal Ram doll standing next to her bed.

Avery screamed and kicked the doll.

Chapter 16: Chronicle 3

Chapter Text


“Oww, hey! That fucking hurt you little bitch!” The Ram doll grumbled and rubbed at its face.

The hallway outside her room thudded as her mum rushed the door.

“Is everything alright?” she asked concerned.

“There’s!” Avery turned from her mum to point at the cursed toy only to find it gone.

“… there’s umm.” She looked around wildly.

Her mother seeing nothing wrong with her daughter and nothing wrong with the room merely raised an eyebrow.

“I thought I saw a rat?” Avery offered, knowing telling the truth would only get her a lecture on the dangers of drugs and alcohol. “But I just imagined it.”

“Right. Well, I wouldn’t be surprised, this rooms a mess.”

“Moooom!” It was messy but it wasn’t dirty! She knew where everything was.

“Alright, alright, if you want to live in filth that your choice. Just don’t come crying to me if you really do get vermin in here.”

“Alright, alright, I get it.”

“Anyway, goodnight sweety, I know it’s Saturday but don’t stay up too late.”

Her mother closed the door and Avery sighed. Maybe she should get some sleep, she was clearly seeing things.

“Damn, she looked good for her age. Total MILF.”

Avery stifled another scream and spun around to face the foul little toe-rag of a plush toy.

“Ok. First: EWWWWWWW! That’s my mum! And second: What the fuck are you and why are you in my room?!” Avery hissed quietly at the thing.

The doll leapt up onto the bed and sat on the edge to face Avery. “I’m Aries! Embodiment of War and Fire! I chew ass and kick bubble-gum…” The doll paused and reexamine its last sentence. “I mean I kick ass and chew bubble-gum, except I don’t chew bubble-gum because it would take forever to get out of my fleece.”

Avery just stared at the doll. “Umm right. I’ve gone crazy, haven’t I?”

“No more than anyone else.” The doll nodded.

“Right… are you with the bear?” Avery asked.

The Ram doll narrowed its eyes at her. “What bear?”

“The bear in the toy store.” Even as she asked Avery was fairly sure that they were not the same. The bear in the toy store had floated at her and just sort of flopped in the air, this doll however had facial expression, life to its eyes and moved as if it was a living, breathing creature.

The Ram just looked at her. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“Fine.” Avery crossed her arms. “So, you’re not with the bear. You still haven’t explained what exactly you are and WHY YOU ARE IN MY ROOM!”

The doll nodded and frowned seriously at her. “I’m a Seeker.”

“Like in quidditch?”

“What? NO!” The doll shook its head. “I Seek people! Certain people with certain traits!”

“And you’ve found me?”

“YES!” the doll nodded emphatically. “You’re headstrong, you’re brash, you’re competitive and you’re full of energy! You’ll make a great Starlight Princess Knight of Aries!”

Avery wasn’t a WEEB but that wasn’t to say she was completely unfamiliar with the concept of magical girls.

“You want me to be a magical girl…?” She asked sceptically.

“A Starlight Princess Knight, yes.”

“I don’t fucking believe you.” Avery deadpanned.

The doll looked shocked and stricken. “Why the fuck not?!”

“Magical girls don’t exist!” Avery waved her arms around for emphasis then thrust a finger at the freaky plushie. “You shouldn’t exist! None of this makes sense!”

“Bah! They too exist!” Aries grumbled. “Or well, they will when we find them all.”

“Prove it.” Avery snarked with an aggressive thrust of her chin.

The doll grinned and launched itself at the girl. “Request accepted!”

“Wha-!” Avery flinched as the doll grabbed onto her chest and a red bubble appeared around them.

For one moment, Avery could see her bedroom, tinted red as the bubble formed around her and the little shit of a plush toy. She felt gravity loose its hold on her and she floated within the bubble. In the next moment she felt the world stretch and contort and twist in a stomach punching, bowel clenching spiral and her red tinted room vanished.
Avery didn’t have any time to take any notice of her surroundings as the red bubble popped and she fell heavily to a stone floor. She managed to get herself onto her hands and knees before she messily threw up.

“Argh- Oh God, Fuck that was… fuck.” Avery moaned then spat out the sour taste still clinging to her tongue.

“HEY! Watch it. You almost got me.” Aries complained from where he was also limp on the ground. “Guah… I shouldn’t have done that.” He moaned. “It’s supposed to be for emergencies but I didn’t think it would be that bad.”

“I’m going to find the biggest, meanest, most slobbery-est fucking dog and make you his chew toy you little…” Avery lost her train of thought as she stood up and finally took in where she was.

The hall was massive. The floor was a solid expanse of cool blue crystal with flecks of silver and gold. The walls were a luminous grey-white, adorned with carvings of glorious figures battling armies of creatures, of fighting and death, and of celebration, love and sex. The carvings were coloured in muted pastels by a subtle glow that seemingly came from within the very stone of the walls. The ceiling three or four stories above was a beautiful dark blue affair of arches and engravings that depicted the various constellations in brightly shining silver crystals connected by lines of gold. In the centre of the ceiling, where the arches all peaked, was a representation of the sun in glorious shades of gold, yellow and red. Holding up the ceiling were graceful translucent pillars of crystal that glowed softly and were the main illumination of the room. Additionally, each pillar was also adorned delicate coloured crystal vines and flowers that almost appeared to have grown up their length and they added reflected notes of brilliant colour to the room.

Yet despite the grandeur of the room and the resplendence of the art and detail, what distracted Avery so intensely was the ceiling to floor window that took up an entire side of the hall. Beyond the window was an expanse of barren dull grey dust land composed of monochrome dunes and harsh impact craters. Beyond that, framed by an immense starry sky was a blue and white sphere about the size the fist of an outstretched hand. Through the swirl of white clouds, Avery could make out the shape of what she was certain was an upside down North and South America.
Avery could only stare dumbfounded at the view. She was on the motherfucking moon! Like, what the FUCK?! That wasn’t possible… except that it looked like it was.

“Welcome, young Maiden, to the Moonstone Temple.” Came calm yet sure female voice that startled Avery out of her shock.

Avery spun around to face the far side of the hall. A side she didn’t even notice once she had become distracted by the sight of the luna sky beyond the window.

This side of the room was dominated by a silver crystal throne on a raised dais. Sitting on the stone throne was a regal yet athletic young woman of stunning beauty. Above her head and shining like a halo from the wall behind her was a carving a crescent moon that cupped a large round, glowing, pearlescent stone. The soft light from the stone reflected in her silvery blond hair and skin, which glowed a luminous white, and her eyes shone like small moons in the sky. She was draped in a black fabric that glittered like the stars in the night sky. The cloth was carefully folded in a manner similar to an ancient Greek strophion that left one of her breasts bare.

Avery couldn’t help but notice how perky the woman’s breasts were or that her nipple was a shade of silver rather than pink.

“Fuck, you have nice tits.” Avery said the first thing that came to her mind then cringed.
As first meetings go it could have been better.

⦖⋄⦕


“Fuck you have nice tits.”

“She did not just say that?” Lyn laughed as they watched the first Starlight Princess Knight meet her ‘patron.’

Alex shrugged. “She’s an Aries. A certain amount of bold, idiocy is to be expected.”

“I have been reading up on astrology and I was under the impression that corresponding traits were more of a coincidence than anything.” Morrigan commented from where she sat next to Alex.
On the screen Avery was apologising and bowing and to Diana.

“Oh, it is.” Alex reassured her. “But I purposefully made the mascots with the personality traits of their zodiac and they in turn are supposed to seek out girls who were both born in the correct months and express similar characteristics.”
Lapis frowned. “Why bother?”

“It has to do with how the mascots work. They’re a combination of Gem and Ghost and need to bind with a host matching with a matching personality.”

“Huh?” Lyn draped herself over Alex’s shoulders as they watched Diana explain the dangers of the ‘Massive Geodesic Organism,’ or ‘Titans’ as they had chosen to represent them to the chosen Starlight Princess Knights. “What do you mean by host?”

Alex simply nodded at the screen where Avery was being urged to transform for the first time.
The process was quick but it wasn’t so quick as to be able to miss the details. The Aries mascot dissolved into an amorphous blob of white light which rushed at the young girl. The light moved like liquid as it wrapped around her form. Where the light touched; Avery’s clothes disappeared until she was a feminine silhouette of light.
A very detailed silhouette if Lyn’s wolf-whistle was anything to go by.

On Avery’s chest a brilliant red diamond formed and burst into red and gold flames that wrapped around her figure and coalesced into a short white and gold dress that appeared a cross between an ancient Roman tunic and a much more modern mini dress. Details of golden armour appeared around her dress but they looked more aesthetic than functional. Finally, the flames converged at her head and hands and formed into a pair of golden ram’s horns up on her head and a pair of golden metal cestus about her fists… or to the layman: some fucking golden knuckledusters.
The transformation was elegant and stunning and just a touch erotic: the perfect combination for an anime style magical girl.

“That was hot.” Lyn grinned and offed a fist as on the live feed as the newly transformed magical twisted and turned to inspect her changes.

“Thankyou.” Alex returned the fist-bump.

On scene Avery was put through her paces. The throne room they were shifted itself; pillars and blocks of crystal and stone emerging from the stone and forming a moving obstacle course.

“Neat.” Morrigan commented. “That must have taken a bit to construct.”
Alex shrugged, “I cheated. Dianna’s Gem is actually the prominent gemstone behind the throne. It means she can control the entire Moonstone Temple from the floorplan and design to the atmospheric generators.”
Lapis shuddered and eyed the glittering stone behind the throne. Alex reached over and took her hand in his.

“It’s completely reversable and under her control, I wouldn’t have done it if she couldn’t leave.” He said causing Lapis to relax somewhat.

Lyn wasn’t paying any attention to the conversation, instead she watched with avid eyes and a large grin as Avery jumped, kicked, punched and even flew with generated wings of starlight.

“How did you get the magical girl transformation to work and can I have one?”
Alex narrowed his eyes at his sister. “Can you have a method to transform into a magical girl or a magical girl of your own?”

Lyn’s grin grew to dangerous proportions. “Both. Both is good.”
Alex rolled his eyes. “You’ll get all the powers eventually. This-” and he gestures to screen where Avery is playing and fighting imaginary enemies with fists that are on fire, “is a work around of a work around to get the powers to work.”
Morrigan leans in. “How so?”

“I had to specifically make loyal ghosts that in addition to the standard flight, intangibility and invisibility have the added powers of Fusion, a limited Exorcism, some healing and a seed of emotional absorption.”

“That’s how the mascot fuses with the girl, right?” Lyn nods along.

“You can absorb emotions?” Lapis instead asked curiously.

Alex shook his head no. “No, but it is a ghost power and I was able to work out a framework for it. Right now it’s just a seed but give it a few years and the magical girls might be able to absorb hope and love to empower themselves.”
Lapis made a cute squee sound that was actually out of character for her normally. “Thankyou! You really pulled out the stops!”

Alex blushed and enjoyed the hug.

“How did you get the other effects; I’m assuming Gem creation?” Morrigan asked.

“Yep. To get the other affects I had to upgrade the ghost with Gemstones for an elemental affinity, Form Shifting that includes the costume change, a personal armament creation and a weak bubbling ability for emergency teleportation.”
Morrigan frowned. “Isn’t that a bit much to give out?”

“Nah. It’s not at the level of any of us or even a full Gem. The emotional absorption could empower them more but if enough people are supporting them with those emotions, then they are likely going to be using them for the right reasons.”

“Why can’t you make more ghosts for yourself and us so that we have all of the powersets?” Lyn asked curiously.

“It’s a careful balance.” Alex sighed. “Fusion runs a huge risk of affecting the personality of the people fused. That’s why I went with the stereotypical zodiac personas. Avery is an Aries but more importantly is that she exhibits the personality traits of an Aries. The Aries mascot embodies these same traits so that the end result is that Avery’s personality traits are strengthened. While fused she’ll be more headstrong and passionate and aggressive but she’ll still be herself. If I wasn’t careful then she could end up a completely different person when fused.”

“So the zodiac mascots will all match there personality stereotypes?” Lapis reasoned.

“It was either that or give them no personality at all but that makes separation all but impossible. The ‘blank’ ghosts simply dissolve into the host and can’t be removed. Additionally, the more abilities I give the ghost the stronger the personality usually is going to be as part of the process is specifically injecting an emotion, memory or personality into the ectoplasm to give it form. Alice actually is more of an exception than a rule and even then, she still has a personality if only an undeveloped one.”

“Huh… it’s a shame you can’t just breed the powers into ghosts.”

Alex looked at Lyn like she was crazy. “What?”

“Breeding Program from the Bears jump allows you to pass on any and all powers, abilities, perks and alt-forms to the offspring. It’s a shame that you can’t do the same with ghost creation and give blank ghosts more powers.”
Alex just stared at Lyn for a long moment before reaching forward and kissing her so hard as to make her toes curl in her pink converse sneakers.

“I gotta go.” Alex dashed out of the room as Lyn just sat there dazed.

Lapis waved her hands in front of an unseeing Lyn. “I think he broke her.”
Morrigan just laughed.

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Thunder and lightning raged around Andrew. The anger of the storm bleeding out his own feelings of powerlessness with its sheer fury and calming him down. He had been a fool. Two months… no less even! That’s all it took to realise that life still truly sucked.

Andrew lashed out at the thunderstorm from where he stood atop the second tallest building in Seattle and took a measure of satisfaction in the way the clouds billowed and swirled, from the way lightning flicked and twisted with the motions of his hands.

His mum, Karen, was better. In fact, the doctors were speechless as how a near terminally ill woman with aggressive cancer had made such a sudden turn around. And that DID make Andrew happy. Ecstatic even. He just wished that all other aspects of his life had similarly improved.
His father, Richard, still drank. His mother’s miraculous recovery did not suddenly turn his father into a saint. His father could still not work due to his old fireman injury and now that Karen was well it only highlighted his own inability to provide. While an anonymous beneficiary had, in a grand act of charity that had made the papers, paid the medical bills of everyone at the hospital who had outstanding amounts owed and somehow reached out and paid the insurance companies too; this had only damaged his Richard’s pride more than anything.

With Karen’s return to health, his father had been less abusive but that’s not to say he wasn’t still and asshole and mean bastard. He still lashed out at the only viable target though he was certainly less physical. Even so, his mother had noticed. The near two-month honeymoon phase following her recovery was eroded away by Richard’s sour and mean demeanour. The house, once in a state of anxious quiet as she slowly wasted away; was now filled with arguments between the two.

Andrew couldn’t stand it and had fled into the skies and the coming storm to vent and leave that oppressive atmosphere behind.

“Andrew!” Steve’s cry was almost lost over the grumble of thunder. “What are you doing up here man?”

Andrew watched with only a small glare as Steve floated down to the rooftop with only a slight wabble. Really. It wasn’t that hard to maintain balance. Steve even had more practice flying then either Mark or himself, so why was it so hard for them to pick up the subtle stuff?

“I just want to be left alone, Steve.” Andrew did not whine and you cant prove otherwise.

“Bro, this storm is wild.” Steven looked out over the roiling clouds.

“Steve.” Andrew tried again.

“Andrew. This thing. This power we have. It connects us. We’re friends, dude.”

“Yeah right. If this had never happened, you’d never have been my friend.” Andrew moped.

“You’re right.”

Andrew’s head shot up in shocked disbelief. It’s one thing to gripe about how alone and angsty you were, it was another thing to have your insecurities confirmed.

“We likely would have never been friends without this weirdness to bond over. Hell, I was only vaguely friendly with Mark because we take Lit together.”
Andrew was torn between resigned antipathy and a growing anger. He knew his sudden companionship wasn’t real and yet it hurt to hear. Steve just continued on.

“But that’s how all friendship start. Do you think every group of friends come from growing up as toddlers together or meeting on the first day of class or,” Steven snorted, “or defeating mountain trolls together?”
Andrew couldn’t help but grin at the reference.

“I thought you were a creepy weirdo before we really started hanging out… and now I think you’re a creepy weirdo who is also funny and insightful and really talented.”

Andrew wasn’t sure is he was being insulted or not.

“What I’m saying, man, is that we’re in this together. Hell, my nose started bleeding and I just knew you needed someone to talk to.”

Andrew just stared out at the clouds ruminating his feelings before finally opening up.

“My dad is a prick.” Andrew started unloading and maybe even started healing.

Chapter 17: Chronicle 4

Notes:

A.N. Wow, i struggled with this chapter. It fought me every step of the way and i'm still not completely happy with it. Especially, I feel like i just didn't connect with Ranger Smith as a character and it shows.

The thoughts and opinions of Ranger Smith are not the thoughts or opinions of the Author.

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Ranger Smith was not a complicated man. He woke with the sun and he went to bed early. He didn’t drink or gamble or subscribe to any vice other than a pleasant morning cup of coffee. And that’s coffee-coffee not that sugar filled faggot juice that the city boys drink. He didn’t ask for much out of life other than a stable job, filling food and a chance of some peace and quiet.

He, like most of his fellow Park Rangers, held a degree in ecology and zoology and he was quietly building up a research paper on bear behaviours within and outside of captivity in the hopes of going for his Doctorate. Obviously, he was focused on the large Brown Bear population with a side observation of the smaller black bear population of his local forests. His observation targets in the local zoo were slim, the zoo only having four Brown Bears and three Black Bears in captivity. Because of this he had expanded his observation to the three Giant Panda and the sole Polar bear. Neither was exactly relevant but he might be able to edge out a few general bear observations. Additionally, Polar Bears were not unknow to breed with Brown Bears where their natural territories met in Alaska, producing the delightfully names Prizzly hybrid.

What this means is that Ranger Smith had access to video surveillance of the Zoo Bear’s habitats with permission from the Zoo’s owners and staff. Which is why he caught the moment that the Polar bear simply disappeared from his captivity in a flash of white light. This obviously caused a stir in the small community and Ranger Smith had made it his mission to find out how the Polar bear escaped and subsequently: where it went.

His armature sleuthing of the local area quickly unearthed a particularly interesting report of strange bears in a local forest acting in the most peculiar ways and supposedly in possession of supernatural abilities. He was easily able to track down the drunk that was the origin of the tale and get a more detailed account.

The story of giant Grizzlies with the ability to telekinetically throw stones, fell trees and toss a hunter a dozen feet in the air were, quite frankly, preposterous. And yet… Ranger Smith could not forget the image of a Polar bear vanishing in a stream of light. Additionally, Polar bears were subjectively bigger than Brown Bears and while Grizzlies were arguably stronger, Polar bears were not weak and could easily knock a man off his feet.

Armed with his new information, Ranger Smith entered the forest on the hunt of answers and hopefully a lost white bear.

His first indication that something was not quite right was two hours into his search he reached a clearing only a few minutes’ walk from the road and a well know barn house popular as a party location for local teens. Unseen in the foliage, Ranger Smith watched as a handful of military personnel shovelled dirt into an apparent sinkhole under the direction of a team of scientists in full hazmat gear. Nearby, a similarly dressed scientist was arranging what looked to be large dirty crystals into padded creates while another stood nearby waving a Geiger counter over just about everything.

The snap of a twig nearby alerted Ranger Smith to a fully armed solider coming his way. Using his experience of stalking through the trees, Ranger Smith quietly backed away from the guard and the strange military operation.

He had to circle the area by a large margin to avoid similar armed men walking the perimeter but he managed to reach the far side of the small and shallow valley which housed the clearing. His knowledge of the area told him that there was a collection of rocky mounds which housed a number of abandoned and occupied bear dens.

His anxiety peaked as he found tracks that were far larger than any regular Grizzley or Polar Bear and yet he pressed on, an inexplicable drive to find and contain the lost Polar Bear urging him towards recklessness.

The small cave he ventured into with torch in hand was closer to a burrow than a proper cave. The walls, while tight, were still much larger than would be expected for regular Brown Bear’s den and much deeper too. Even treading carefully as he was, Ranger Smith was completely unprepared as the floor dropped away into a sudden steep ramp and he fell, skidding and scraping his way deep into the earth. His breath was knocked out of him as he came to a sudden and painful stop at the bottom. He had lost his torch at some point during his fall and yet as he groaned and uncurled from the tangled mess he was in, he was surprised to find that the cave glowed softly with a dirty yellow light coming from broken spars of crystal that almost seemed to have grown like vines through the walls.

The light was enough to illuminate the hungry snarl of yellowed teeth as not one but five large Grizzlies growled at him for entering their domain.

Smith gulped as his eyes flicked from each oversized ursine. He knew he was completely and utterly fucked. This was doubly confirmed when an unseen forced picked him up and tossed him harshly into the wall of the cave. As if he was on one of those spinning carnival rides that pressed you against the wall with centrifugal force; Smith found himself pinned to the rough stone and packed dirt by some unseen force.

As the largest bear edged closer, a small logical part of Ranger Smith was making rational observations over the blubbering fear that was the rest of his mind. It pointed out that the bears where too big; unhealthily so given the unevenness of their form. Shoulders bulged painfully with muscles and legs and paws were not even in length. It also noticed that their fangs were not reflecting the strange crystal light but seemed to actually be coated in thin yet sharp crystal growths that emitted a faint light of their own.

Smith screamed as the large bear tore into his shoulder but the scream didn’t last long. Under the pain, under the fear of death was something else. A presence, faint yet needle-like was burrowing into his mind as the bear crushed his clavicle with its jaws. It pierced into his psyche and tried to subsume him into something incredibly large and wholly alien.

Ranger Smith could not fight the bear that was already feasting on his flesh but he could fight the presence that was invading his mind. He pushed back in a way he didn’t even know he was capable of, as if the pressure against him had revealed wall within his head that he in turn could reinforce. Despite the pain of now having his arm torn off and the second bear starting to ravage his leg, despite the blood loss, Smith was able to mentally brace himself against this new mental barrier and lunge at the aggressive presence. His mind collided with the weakened shell of the other and surprisingly shattered it.

All at once Ranger Smith found himself in a vast void with a dying echo of the other presence. Somehow, he already knew that it had been dead for days before attacking Smith through the bears that were connected to it. The presence that had been controlling the bears was no longer alive and only something fading, much like the residual heat from the cooling carcass, was directing the bears on their current actions. The complete lack of the mind of something much greater than he could comprehend meant that this was an opportunity that Smith instinctually grasped onto in order to save himself. He flooded the void with himself, painfully stretching his mind to fill the cavernous hypothetical space. His mind tore and fractured as it filled the crystalline crevices that were never meant to hold a purely organic consciousness. His reach flowed into the minds of the bears and commanded them to stop feasting on his ruined flesh.

Seeing through the eyes of the bears, Smith could tell that his body did not have long and even though he was acting within and through this strange dead crystal matrix, it could not support him naturally. Using knowledge that was not his own, Smith directed crystal fingers to grow from the cave walls and into and through his failing body. With a though he ordered the four smaller bears to attack the unresisting largest.

It took what felt like hours but must have only have been a dozen or more minutes to grow and combine the crystals through and with his organic body and the body of the largest bear. It wasn’t pretty but Smith needed the biomass and the blood of the bear to repair himself. Though in reality it was less a repairing and more of a grafting of his own body into that of the largest bear.

Smith didn’t even notice that in the process of preventing his own death he had lost so much of himself. Little pieces had been lost or used as he stretched his psyche to the fullest to command the crystal and the bears. As the crystal grew and merged with his new flesh form he changed in unexpected and unchanged ways. Gone was Ranger Smith, gone was the slightly racist, homophobic outdoorsman, gone was the nature loving ecologist. In its place was a being who had wholly different yet similar needs and desires. Food and growth, expansion was coupled with a protective instinct of nature and the environment. Distain for the city was stitched together with a bear’s territorial aggressiveness. Much of what made Smith ‘Human’ was surprisingly kept yet twisted in unnatural ways or paired with the simple nature of an animal. Perhaps it was random chance that kept one simple directive alive in Smiths mind, more likely though it was the Jump-fiat that was twisting probability, but one thing remained constant and demanding: Find the polar bear. Find Snowball McBearface.

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Alex wiped the sweat off his brow and grinned happily at the strange plush toy he had spent the last few weeks creating. It looked closest to a Boo ghost from the Mario worlds as it was round and white and cutely ghost shaped. While the face still had it tongue sticking out; instead of the silly scary grin the features more closely matched an Ahegao tongue out messy orgasm face. Alex wasn’t actually sure how that happened but suspected it was from his desire for the new ghost to somewhat enjoy the action of giving birth to mindless empowered spirits.

It wasn’t complete yet. The doll needed some time to develop the ecto-energies and the purpose of its creation. This was the key he had found to making a ghost that suited a purpose. First, he found an appropriate base and then he enchanted it with the purpose he desired it to fulfil. In this case he wanted a ghost that could sexually reproduce at an astounding rate but would give no essence of itself to anything born of it except for its ghostly form. Then he started converting the object to a lifeform using his Gem Creation ability. This solidified the enchantment at the core of the being’s purpose of existing. Finally, he stopped the Gem Creation ability before it actualised into an actual lifeform and instead pumped it full of ectoplasm to create a ghost-lifeform as that would be much more subservient and had less individuality.

The result, when the ectoplasm within the doll finally cured and sunk in, would be a loyal ghost with the appearance of the selected doll that would happily birth any power possessing spirits that he or the girls wanted to share around. These birthed spirits would have no individuality, no soul, no life, no personality at all. They would be simple ectoplasm drones that would follow simple directions and hold an ability that can be passed to another via the ghost Fusion ability. In fact, if he had done this right, then the fused ghost would simply cease to be once fused. Dissolving into ecto-energy under the stronger personality and presence of the host and leaving only the powersets behind thus permanently granting the power or ability to another.

Honestly, without the Supernatural Savant perk, the Field Research advantage of using his own customised laboratory and boost from his periodic use of Vegetarian, he doubted he would have been able to create the Zodiac Mascots let alone this procreative-purposed ghost.

Alex stretched and gleefully left the room to find the girls. They should be here when the ghost doll finally develops and they can finally share all of their perks between themselves. What Alex didn’t notice was little Alice quietly watching as he focused so intently on the creation of the doll. Little Alice who took his leaving as a sign that her requested plushie of her own was finally complete. With a happy skip in her steps, she reached out to the cutest ghost doll she had ever seen. So happy that her master had created this for her.

“What did you do?!” Lyn screamed at Alex when they returned to his workshop only to find a drastically changed Alice kneeling on the floor.

“I didn’t do anything! I didn’t even know she was here. I made a doll and left it on the workbench,” Alex gestured to the now empty spot on the table.

“He he~ Master made me a doll of my own. But now it’s inside me.” Alice chuckled from the floor.

Everyone froze as Alice spoke for the first time since her creation.

When Alice had first been created, she was small skeleton in a French maid outfit. Alex’s attempts to improve her had given her crystalline flesh and a pulsing gemstone heart. Now though, Alice appeared to be fully organic. Her long-limbed form was alabaster white and delicately curved. Her hair was pure white with hints of colour not where the light hit it but where it didn’t. Giving the depths of her hair a subtle glow of blue and pink and purple. Her eyes were a balance between clear crystal aquamarine and a pale stormy grey. She was incredibly beautiful with an appearance of a young teen just beginning to blossom. Which really didn’t fit given that she was usually so serious and demure and technically only a year and change old.

Alice’s maid outfit faded in and out of existence as she stretched forward her hands and twisted this way and that to inspect her new form. The lack of clothing showed small perky breasts with incredibly pale pink nipples and a heathy and, despite her apparent youth, delightfully sinful body.

Alex crouched down and met Alice’s eyes. “Alice. Did you take the doll I was making?”

Alice grinned and nodded her head. “You promised Alice a doll and that one looked fun and useful.”

Alex frowned and tried to work out what to do. “Alice, can I have a look at you?”

At Alice’s nod he reached out and touched her forehead. Extending his senses, he prodded at her ecto-core with his Exorcism ability.

“Well… it looks like Alice has permanently fused with the ghost breeding doll I created.”

Lapis crossed her arms. “Ghost breeding doll?”

Feeling the judgemental weight of each of the girls Alex hurriedly explained the purpose of the doll he had created.

“So, it would have let us share all of our abilities?” Morrigan asked for confirmation.

“That’s right. But I guess we’ll have to hold off until I make another.”

“No! Alice can do it.” Alice exclaimed. “Alice wanted to be useful and now Alice can be!”

Alex was definitely not use to this new and verbal Alice but still had a soft spot for his first creation and maid. “Alice. You were always useful. You’ve been helping all of us and you keep the whole place clean and wonderful.”

The girls were quick to agree and appreciate Alice.

“But now Alice can do more. Alice can make spirit babies for everyone. Alice can have fun with Master like you all have fun with Master.”

Alex looked at the girls for help but they just traitorously shrugged and nodded.

“Are you sure?” Alex asked uncertainly.

“Can I please try?” Alice asked with actual tears in her eyes

“Alright. Fine.” Alex gave in.

“Yay!” Alice pounced and wrapped Alex in a hug. Alex already knew he had made a horrible and likely incredibly enjoyable mistake.

“So how does this work?” Lyn asked while smiling at the two. Say what you want about the strangeness of the situation but a hot naked girl hugging a hot guy was still easy on the eyes.

“It just takes a touch.” Alex said and kissed the small maid on the forehead while tapping into his unused Breeding Program Perk and selecting Honey to pass on.

Alice shivered at the kiss and clung to Alex tightly as she surrendered herself completely to the otherworldly power coursing through her veins, she felt every nerve ending in her body igniting simultaneously. A wave of heat engulfed her, causing goosebumps to rise all over her skin and a soft moan to escape her lips. She could feel the moisture gathering between her legs, coating her with a dewy sheen and her breathing quickened, becoming shallow and rapid, mirroring the rhythm of her thundering heartbeat.

The group watched Alice tense and pant in Alex’s arms as with each passing moment her senses heightened until they were almost unbearable. Colours seemed brighter, smells stronger, and sounds louder than ever before. She became aware of every inch of her body, every muscle contracting and relaxing in perfect harmony and especially where Alex’s hands cradled her soft flesh spreading heat and pleasure from the touch.

Suddenly, Alice let out a low groan, signalling the beginning of the birth process. She squeezed her thighs together tightly, trying to contain the overwhelming surge within her. Cutely she bit her bottom lip between her teeth and shivered in pleasure. But it was futile; the spirit was already writhing inside her, eager to break free.

Without warning, Alice's body convulsed violently, sending shockwaves through her limbs and causing Alex to pull her tightly to his chest. She bit down hard on her lip to stifle the scream building inside her throat. Sweat dripped off her forehead, mixing with tears streaming down her face. Each contraction lasted longer than the previous one, threatening to consume her completely.

And then, finally, Alice saw it – a flicker of light in the darkness. Slowly, slowly, it began to grow larger and larger, revealing itself to be a shimmering boo-like orb of extoplasm. Its form was indescribably cute, bathed in a soft silver light that illuminated everything around it but slowly shrunk into the smiling Chibi face of Alice which adorned the little ghost.
The spirit emerged completely from Alice's womb though her abdomen with a with a gentle ripple of light, filling the room with a soft glow. At the same time Alice release a low guttural moan of pleasure as she came hard, her thighs and Alex’s pants becoming soaked in her fluids. Not the fluids of birth but those of passion and pleasure. Alice, almost lazily watched as the little spirit floated silently in midair, hovering above her trembling frame, a content grin of pleasure of on her face. The small ghost emanated a sense of joy and sweetness, of innocence and curiosity that just made you want to shout how cute it was and gobble it up.

Which is what Lyn immediately did. With a small squeal she jumped to hug the little ghost only to accidently consume it as it slipped into her form with a gentle ripple of silver light. Lyn gasped and moaned, her eyes fluttering slightly as the spirit entered her but she quickly recovered.

Everyone was quite except for the soft panting of Alice in Alex’s arms.

“Are you ok?” Alex asked the little maid.

Alice smiled lazily up at Alex. “I’m wonderful. That was… that was very, very enjoyable.”

“Right… well, until we can be sure there were no negative side effects, I’m limiting you to only one ‘birth’ a day.”

Alice pouted but agreed. “Ok Master.”

Alex turned to look at Lyn. “Are you ok?”

Lyn grinned. “Oh, hell yeah, I am. I don’t think I enjoyed it as much as our little maid girl but that felt good. Also,” Lyn held out her hand and a small ceramic pot of honey appeared in her palm, “I think it worked completely as advertised.

Lapis stuck a finger into the pot and licked off the thick golden honey. “Sweet.”

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“I’m a fucking magical girl.” Avery still couldn’t believe how quickly her life had changed and had found herself often repeating that simple fact.

Currently she was flying over the city simply enjoying the wind in her hair and the stars overhead. She kept low and weaved between the buildings enjoying the lazy glide she had going. If she had to pick just one thing about the magical girl experience that she loved most, it would be flight. She didn’t have to worry about being seen by those below as the she was currently invisible, visible only to herself as a ghostly silhouette.

Yeah, that’s right: flight and invisibility were both powers she had access to. The full set was flight, invisibility, super strength, ridiculous dexterity, the ability to summon her cestus (or her ‘fuck-you gloves’ as she liked to call them), manipulate and produce fire and heal quickly. Was she fucking awesome or what?

“HELP!”

The cry came from one of the alleyways off Aurora Avenue. The street was positively dripping with prostitutes, pimps, johns and dealers and braced with diners, short term motels and run down businesses.
Avery landed lightly on the roof of an abandoned factory and peered down to where a scantiliy clad young black teen girl was pressed against a chain fence by a larger black man in black and red hoodie with a star of David stitched on the back of all things. Avery seriously doubted the man was overly religious given that he suddenly backhanded the girl and shouted at her something about money.

Another man kept watch on the empty street. This one had his hood down and casually smoked a cigarette as his friend beat the girl. Avery’s eyes must have been improved by the transformation as well because she could easily see the poorly done tattoo of another six-pointed star and a pair of raised crossed sabres on his neck.

Avery sighed. Another streetwalker and her abusive pimp. That the men were also members of the ‘Disciples,’ a fairly new offshoot gang that had been in trouble recently because of a spate of violent crime was just icing on this particularly shitty cake. The sobbing girl couldn’t have been much older than Avery herself which, while sick, was also curious as the younger girls were usually peddled southside rather than on Aurora. Hopefully this wasn’t a sign of increased gang activity or something as that was a shitshow and a half for everyone. Still, Avery had already seen enough.

Avery smirked. This was the bit she enjoyed even more than flying.

Taking to the air once more, Avery gained height before spinning around and launching herself at the gangster abusing the girl. She came at him from the side. Her cestus wrapped fist, while not yet covered in flame, drilled into the man’s ribs and sent him tumbling ass over designer shoes almost ten feet down the street, where his face ground into the footpath as he slid to a stop.

The invisibility was awesome but it did have one major flaw that Avery was told could be only overcome with continued training and time: it didn’t work when fighting. Physical contact of her punch caused her invisibility to dissolve away like a bad PowerPoint transition revealing Avery lightly touching down, her wings of light fading as her bare feet touched the stained concrete. Avery smirked and thrust her fist out provocatively as she stood in front of the teen girl.

“What the fuck is this shit?” The man second gangster spluttered and backed off in surprise.

“A fiery angel that descends in the night! A young maiden that fights for those without power! A knight that stands against the evils of man! I am the First Star and the Last! Starlight Princess Knight: Aries!” Avery punctuated her ridiculous pronouncement by igniting her fists and causing the fire to swirl around her.

Look, don’t judge. Being a magical girl grandiose pronouncements and introductions were expected.

“What the fuck was in that joint?” The gangster grumbled. “Nah, ye know what? Fuck this shit!”

The man made to pull a gun from where he had one tucked into his belt but Avery didn’t give him a chance. Her form was incredibly strong and her skin was tougher than would be expected which was why she had no qualms about being bare foot in the shitty part of town. But she hadn’t had the opportunity to test her new durability against a gun and wasn’t keen to try.

Avery dashed forward with an inhuman speed, easily ducking under the upward swing of the handgun as the gangster attempted to aim in her direction. An upper jab as she passed under his arm saw his elbow shattered and the weapon clattering from his now numb fingers. Before the idiot could even scream, Avery had slammed her other fist into his sternum which crunched under the blow. Her fires seared the flesh where she touched and scorched a hole straight through the fucker’s hoodie. He collapsed gasping for air.

Avery didn’t think she had caused enough damage to kill him or his friend but at the same time she wasn’t entirely sure she cared. Gang violence was reported on the evening news near daily and she had little fucks to give. Additionally, the proverb ‘Live by the sword, die by the sword’ was one she had found resonated with the burning desire for action that had developed after she became a magical girl. These fuckers were happy to shoot kids and beat women. So she was happy to break their fucking pelvises and fuck them with their own severed dicks… Avery was starting to wonder is she might be a tad too worked up.

Turning to the stunned and awestruck (read scared shitless) teen girl, Avery gave a victorious (savage) smile. “Worry not! He won’t hurt you again!”

The girl just nodded a tear-streaked face. Her eyes darting up and down the street seeking a path of escape from the scary, horned, fire-bending angel of war.

“I would suggest calling the cops and then making your way home.” Avery said as if life was that fucking simple. “Until next time!”

With a burst of flame and a gust of wind, Avery took to the air once more and flew into the night. He invisibility returned as she gained altitude and was able to relax the drive for conflict that rushed through her every time she fought.

“I can’t believe I said those corny lines.” Avery groaned to herself, her face burning with shame. It wasn’t her fault! Really. She just got caught up in the… well, everything.

Her self-shaming was interrupted by the pearl on her wrist alerting her of an incoming transmission.

“Avery? Where are you right now?” Heather’s voice came from the Pearl Communicator.

Heather was the second magical girl recruited to join the Starlight Princess Knights. She was recruited by the Virgo mascot to become the Starlight Princess Knight: Virgo. Even though the girl wasn’t as excited about direct conflict as Avery, they had become fast friends in the few months since they had both become magical girls.

“Somethings happening at the Space Needle. It’s beyond belief. If it wasn’t all over the News and I didn’t have a direct visual of the situation using the Observation Orb, I would say people were having a mass hallucination.”

“Heather. Just tell me what’s happening.” Avery asked with a hint of exasperation. She loved the introspective nerd but seriously just get to the point.

“Telekinetic bears are terrorising the city.”

Avery just stared at her comm as if it had just said something incredibly stupid, then a vicious grin spread across her face. “Oh, fuck yeah! I’ve got to see this!”

As Avery adjusted her flight and speed in the direction of the distant needle, Heather responded.

“I’m contacting Jade and Christie to head to your location. They’ll be at least ten minutes as they’re not near any warp pads.”

“Understood. You’re staying at the Temple.”

“But-”

“No. You’re the only one of us with the power to heal others. You’re staying at base until we I can evaluate the situation.”
Heather grumbled but eventually agreed.

“I’m nearing the location.” Avery said as she started to hear the sounds of explosions and screaming.

“I’ll be watching. Stay safe and use your Bubble if you have to.”

“…”

“Avery.” Heather ground out dangerously.

“FINE!” Avery shouted. She hated the fucking Bubbles.

Chapter 18: Chronicle 5

Notes:

This was a slog to write. I've been busy with work (and i work full time) and just been absolutely beat when at home so i've been struggling. Still, hope you all enjoy.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text


Andrew grunted, his hands outstretched and slowly closing into a fist as two cars were slowly crushed like soda cans. A trickle of blood dripped from his nose.

“Hey, Andrew? You, ok?” Matt asked as he landed in the disserted junkyard.

“Fine.” Andrew grunted.

Matt watched with a hint of envy as the cars were compressed into balls of steel and oil.

“I just don’t get how you’re still so much better than Steven and I.”

Andrew released his hold on the twisted wreckages of the cars and his shoulders slumped with the sudden release of tension. Panting he wiped the blood from his face with the back of his hand.

“Practice and imagination,” Andrew huffed, “It’s like a muscle; the more you use it the stronger it gets.”

Matt pushed with his powers against one of the crumpled cars causing it to roll over. “I get the practice idea and I’m trying to do more when I can but I don’t really get as much time as I would like between helping mom with the store and seeing Casey it’s hard to get much time to really go at it.”

Andrew rolled his eyes behind Matt. Was this guy really complaining about having good parents and girlfriend? Cry me a river.

“But what do you really mean about imagination?”

Andrew stretched forth his hand and lifted the other crushed car. “At first, I imagined lifting things with an invisible hand. Like, I imagined an arm reaching out from me and then the hand grasping the object.”

Andrew then raised his other hand and dozens of small fragments of metal, stone and glass rose and started orbiting the crushed car.

“But I realised that it doesn’t have to be hands, in fact imagining hands was good for one or two heavy things but not for multiple things. So, I simplified to stings. I imagine dozens of strings lashing out and wrapping around everything I want.”

Matt tried what Andrew was doing but only managed four small objects awkwardly bumping into the crushed car.

“Then I realised that I didn’t need to keep the strings attached to me.”

The orbiting debris started flowing more smoothly increasingly complex patterns.

“If I bind the strings in a loop, I can twist it and shift it into a path that the item attached will follow without even having to concentrate on it other than remembering the pattern I made.”

“Yeah… and you’ve lost me.”

Andrew let the patterns he’d weaved go and the objects to fall to the ground and he pulled out a tissue and wiped at his blood nose. The bleeds were less intense and less frequent every time he pushed his abilities as he got stronger.

“If it helps, you’re still much better at flying.”

Andrew shrugged. “That’s easy. You just let it fill you up and then push yourself where you want to go.”

Andrew considered Matts words. “Fill you up? Like a liquid?”

Matt nodded. “Yeeaah… yeah, that’s kinda what I mean. I dunno. I always imagined it like a light or like how gas in a balloon make it lighter.”

“Huh… that’s not how I was doing it at all. I kept trying to lift myself with my own hands.”
Andrew had a thought. “Hey Matt. Think fast.”

With a grunt Andrew threw the crushed car at Matt while still keeping a hold on it in case he was wrong.

“The FUCK!” Matt caught the wreck. He caught it with his hands.
For a moment Matt held the car aloft in his arms until with a grunt he dropped the whole thing with a resounding crash.

“What the fuck, Andrew! You could have killed me!”

“You caught the car.” Andrew noted.

“Yeah! No thanks to you!”

“No, I mean you caught the car physically. Did you even try to catch it with your mind?”

“Huh? Of course, I did… didn’t I” Now Matt was confused. He didn’t feel the usual strain he did when lifting heavy things with the power.

“I think you’re doing it internally.” Andrew theorised. “I think you’re strengthening yourself or something.”

“Like one of those Kungfu movies?” Matt asked.

“Yeah! Like that anime Steve won’t shut up about.”

“Dragonball… you think I’m using it like Ki instead of telekinesis.”

“I think you can do both but that you’re better at using it internally.”
Matt considered that and felt like Andrew was likely right. “We should ask Steven if he does the same or uses it differently.”

“Yeah, were is he by the way?”

“He said he was going to that comic book store in the city.” Matt replied. “You know it surprises me how much of a nerd he is sometimes. I would have pegged you as the nerd of the group, hands down.”
Andrew shook his head. “Nah, I’m too poor to be a nerd. I’ve window shopped in comic book stores and honestly, it’s an expensive hobby to really get hard into it.”

“That’s why you become a philosopher like myself. All you need are second hand books and enough money for beer.”

Andrew choked on a laugh. “Right. Well, if Steven is being all nerd-boy then let’s go hand with him. He might have some cool ideas.”

Matt was already sending a message on his phone. “He’s cool to meet in the city. Says he’ll catch us on the roof of the Rainier Square Tower with Donuts and Coffee in hand.”

“God bless the man who brings coffee.”

“Amen.”

The junkyard was left empty as the two took to the skies and flew toward the city proper.

⦖⋄⦕


“Is… Is she going to be, ok?” Lapis asked.

Alex wouldn’t meet her eyes as he kept the water bottle steady so that Alice wouldn’t drink too fast. “She’s just a little dehydrated but she’s going to be ok.”

Alice raised a thumbs up and gave a shaky smile. Perhaps she shouldn’t have insisted they all share their quirks at once but… it had felt really, REALLY, good. Even now little waves of pleasure ran through her from her shaking legs all the way up to her sweaty hair.

Morrigan moaned from the a nearby chair as she took in the last empowered ghost child, super spirit? Power ghost? Share Spirit? Maybe they’ll name them later. Absorbing the ghosts didn’t appear to be as orgasmic as Alice made giving birth to them look but it did feel really nice. A wave of energy and potential that flowed though them and set every nerve alive with a wonderful tingle.

Alex picked Alice up and carried her to the couch and laid her down gently. “You did wonderfully, Alice.”

Alice blushed bashfully. “Thank you, Master.”

“After you’ve recovered well see about getting you set of all the powers of your own.”

Alice shook her head. “No thanks. I just want to be useful. I’m quite happy being the maid to Master and his Mistresses.”

Alex frowned but didn’t argue. He’d let time pass and see how she felt in the future. It was a hard balance though. When Alice couldn’t speak and simply followed directions it was easy to see her as a simple construct but now that she expressed her desires and wants, he wanted to treat her more as one of the girls even if that went against her request. He’ll let it go for now since accepting another autonomy generally meant accepting their choices as well.
Any further discussion was interrupted by the sound of alarms.

“What the fuck is that?!” Lyn shouted over the buzzing alarm sound.

“That’s the alarm system. It’s supposed to go off during either a MOGO emergence or if the Starlight Princess Knights are in danger.” Alex said with a frown on his face.

“Go see what it’s about. I’m going to lay here and enjoy the afterglow.” Alice said reassuringly.
Taking that as permission, Alex led the rest of the group into the Temple’s main chamber. As they entered the [WARNING] icons on the screens vanished and were instead replaced by multiple camera angles of Seattle’s streets at night. On screen Starlight Princess Knight Aries was trading blows with a gargantuan Grizzly bear. In the background Andrew, Matt and Steve were throwing around their abilities to ward off and defend the public from a handful of smaller yet still overly large brown bears which seemed to be rampaging with telekinetic powers of their own.

“OK. I’m not sure what’s happening but I don’t think I can be blamed for this.”

The audio increased in volume as a human face and torso emerged out of the chest of the largest bear.

“Bring me Snowball McBearface! Bring me the Polar Bear!” the conjoined abomination screamed.

“Or maybe it is.” Alex admitted.

⦖⋄⦕


Avery lashed out with a fist that was coated in red and gold fire. The Giant Grizzly she was fighting hardly even moved.
Avery had expected many things when she was called to the site of some disturbance. On the low end of the spectrum, she had expected something like an outbreak of gang violence or a high stakes police chase. On the other end of that spectrum, she worried about an early emergence of a Titan: one of those crystal monstrosities that slept beneath the earth. A gaggle? A Posse? No, that’s not it… fuck. This’ll bother her for hours now. Whatever. Five fucking bears telekinetically destroying the city was not within the wheelhouse of possibilities!

Avery had to leap backwards to dodge a large and dangerous paw swipe that would have easily removed her head from her shoulders if she was currently human. The giant bear used the increased distance to swing a paw at a parked car picking it up telekinetically and tossing end over end it at Avery.

“Fuck!” Avery jumped over the tumbling Prius.

Screams from behind her alerted her to her mistake as the car kept rolling towards a young couple who had stopped to record the action on their phones rather than flee the rampaging empowered bears.

Avery was about to rush at the pair even knowing that she wouldn’t make it on time yet before she could even move the car comes to a sudden trembling halt as black teenager drops from the sky interposing himself between the car and the bystanders his hands outstretched and trembling as he holds the car aloft with his mind.

“Steve?!” Avery exclaims in surprise.

Steven almost drops the car at her exclamation of his name, his eyes wide as he looks at the weird magical girl with fiery fists and wings of light. Shaking his head, he concentrates and with a grunt of effort hurls the car at one of the other smaller bears that are menacing the public the twisted automobile slamming into the monster and crushing it against the pavement.

The largest bear used Avery’s distraction to lumber further down the street all the while flinging parked cars into shopfronts in which people were hiding. Avery stopped thinking about how Matt’s friend Steve somehow had superpowers of his own (and wasn’t that just freaking hot?) and swooped down after the creature turning her dive into a devastating kick to the things head.

The bear staggered under the blow and tumbled forward yet regained it’s footing much faster than would be expected for its size. Avery twisted around the swipes of the bears claws all the while feeling an odd pressure against her skin as if dulled blades were being dragged across her body. Behind her she barely noticed as both Matt and Andrew joined the fight. The three empowered teenage boys using their abilities to hamper the remaining bears and prevent any further damages or casualties.

The large bear backed off a little to avoid a blast of fire into it’s face and its chest rippled and split as ribs pried themselves apart. The flesh parting as a human, male face and torso emerged from its chest cavity.

“Bring me Snowball McBearface! Bring me the Polar Bear!” The conjoined abomination cried out.

“Oh, fucking God! I’m going to be sick.” Avery dry heaved.

“You people are the ones that are sick.” The bear-man-creature proclaimed with a deep and rasping voice. “You pollute the world with your leavings, destroy the beauty of nature and perverse the natural order of things.”

“And that has to do with anything how?!” Avery retorted indignantly.

“Bringing me Snowball is just the start. A showing of goodwill to save yourselves from the coming culling of your bloated population.”

“… you’re not quite right in the head. Err… sorry, heads.” Avery gathered heat into her fists letting the power build.

“Why the fuck is the Mahou Shoujo talking to the insane monster?!” Steven called out to Matt.

Matt strengthened himself and kicked one of the bears before responding. “Hell, if I know!”

“Guys!” Andrew shouted to the group. “Stop playing around and end these things.”

Andrew simply raised his hand palm down and a manhole cover floated up from the street. He quickly lined it up with the closest bear and thrust his hand forward causing the solid circle of iron to launch at the creature’s head. For a moment there a sense of resistance as the round of iron slowed minutely in the air before with a grunt and a sudden blood nose the cover sped forward even faster than before and literally cleaved through the creature’s head in a mist of blood and brain matter.

“How the fuck do you do that so easily? I can’t even get a hold of these monsters” Steve complained.

“They’re resistant to direct effect, use the things around you as ammo or do what Matt’s doing and make yourself stronger.” Andrew explained as he distracted a bear by pelting it with a dozen thrown chunks of broken concrete and asphalt allowing Matt to come in quick from behind and slam his fists clenched together into the things neck causing it to limply collapse to the ground.

Steve looked around wildly before spotting a street sign. Running towards it he yanked on the metal pole and almost fell over in surprise as he easily tore it and a large clump of concrete from the ground. Using the sign like a makeshift mace, Steve launched himself at the remaining minion-bear and slammed the concrete heavy end into the creature’s side causing it to roar in pain.

Only Andrew’s quick reaction of yanking Steve back telekinetically by his belt prevented Steve’s head from being separated from his shoulders as the bear’s clawed paw nearly brushed Steve’s nose as it retaliated.
Steve paled at how close he almost came to decapitation but used the distance to adjust his hold on the metal pole. In the attack the sign’s end with the concrete mass had actually sheered off and now Steven lined up the jagged point of the metal pole with the bear’s centre.

“Rrrahhh!” Steven shouted and mentally pushed as he threw the pole like a javelin at the bear. The pole flew faster than anyone could naturally throw it and faster than the bear could react. It pierced through the creature’s chest and out the other side.

The creature paused and seemed to look down at the sign pole suddenly protruding from its chest. With a grunt it stagged forward towards the teen who had just wounded it so but only managed a few lumbered steps before slumping forward and going still.

The teen’s heaved a sigh of relief as the last bear dropped only to stagger as a mental pressure slammed into them along with a tremendous roar from the human-grizzle monster.
A few minutes earlier while the boys were fighting the smaller bears, Avery was still confronting the lead Grizzly. The human torso attached kept spouting nonsense about globalist ecological terrorism and a missing polar bear named ‘Snowball.’

Avery had to keep dodging as the creature hounded on about nature and a lost bear. Each aggressive swipe of the bears claws saw a car flying towards her or a building being torn apart brick by brick and launched in a whirlwind of destruction.

Police had arrived at some point but hung back uselessly, unable to get a close and unable to get a clear shot. Any bullets they had fired only seemed to get caught in the maelstrom that surrounded the bear or did nothing to at if they hit. No one was stupid enough to aim their weapons at the magical girl who was clearly fighting the abomination especially when she imposes herself between attacks and innocent bystanders who hadn’t managed to flee.

Despite the dangerous telekinetic storm that bear was producing, it seemed to pay less and less attention to Avery herself and focused more on simple general destruction and monologuing to its fearful audience of police, bystanders and whoever was watching from what must have been multiple livestreams. People have no sense of self-preservation and recorded everything on their phones these days.

Avery used its distraction to charge a more powerful attack. Honestly, she didn’t have much experience using big moves in combat. She had trained with the other Knights but they were all still fairly new to this and unwilling to test their regenerative abilities or Heather’s healing powers too far. Avery pulled heat into her cestuses and let it build up. Already there was a wavering in the air around her fists as the heat warped the surrounding atmosphere. Little flickers of gold and red swirled around her clenched fists as she moved into a better position to attack.

This was different than just punching fire. It took time and concentration but the heat involved had already reached greater heights that of mere flame. The flickers or red and gold were swirling in greater number and even starting to merge together into thin streams of white-purple energy that behaved like liquid electricity. Already, Avery could feel the strain of keeping up the process as the air around her fists literally ionised from the heat.

With a shout like a shounen anime character Avery launched herself at the imposing bear-creature and lashed out with her fists. The purple energy shifting into the shape of a ram’s head.

The bear-man almost seemed surprised. Like he had forgotten he had actually been fighting someone and not just angrily calling for environmental change and the delivery of a missing zoo attraction.
The plasma-hot ram construction hit the creature straight on and sizzled through his fur and flesh. The streams of ionizing energy burning their way through, melting skin and boiling blood as it passed in and around it.
With a cry of effort Avery cut her energy output to her attack leaving the energy ram chewing through the beast to break apart and dissipate. Only the scorched and carbonised corpse of the bear remained. It was undeniably dead and Avery’s hands hurt.

“Ave- Aries!” A sweet voice cried out.

Two more winged Magical Girls dropped from the sky and landed next to Avery. The one who had cried out launching herself at the tired girl and hugging her tightly.
Jade was slightly taller than Avery and had short black hair in a messy bob. The slight tilt of her eyes and the shine of her hair denoted a slight Asian heritage but her sinfully curvy body suggested something European. Her outfit was much the same as Avery’s being a white short tunic dress but her accents where closer to bronze than gold and having a snake-like motif instead of Avery’s Ram.

She was the Zodiac Princess Knight: Ophiuchus. The surprising thirteenth Zodiac and second in the tentative command after Avery.

“Are you ok?” Jade fussed over Avery making sure she was uninjured and flinching slightly as Avery hissed in pain when she touched her hands. “You’re hurt!”

“I’ll be fine.” Avery reassured the attractive girl. And where did that though come from? She reflected internally.

“What on earth happened here?” The other newly arrived magical girl asked.

She was stunning, with vivid red hair, pale skin and piercing teal eyes she resembled a certain mermaid from the famous children’s animation. Except she was definitely not made for children. Despite being the shortest of the group she was curvy in all the right places making an interesting and disturbing juxtaposition between childlike and outright erotic. Simply put she was a real life shortstack. She was also Christine; the Starlight Princess Knight: Cancer.

“Telekinetic bears.” Avery succinctly answered.

“Right. That’s what I was told on the comm.” Christine said as she used her control over ice to freeze the few fires that were burning in the area. Mostly from spilled fuel and crushed cars.

“Ummm… are you people even real?” Andrew floated over followed by Matt and Steve.

Christine eyed the newcomers appreciatively.

“Who are the wannabe Supermen?” Just because she liked their looks didn’t mean she would be nice.

“Cancer, Ophiuchus meet Matt, Steve and Andrew.” Avery pointed to each of them as she said their names.

The three teen boys were shocked that she knew each of their names. Andrew was just about to say something stupid given his angry scowl when they were interrupted buy a loud:

“THIS IS THE POLICE! Put your hands behind your heads and knee on the ground!”

The six looked over in surprise to see the nearby police presence had decided to get involved.

“They have to think we’re incredibly naïve to actually follow that directive.” Jade shook her head.

Steve looked to the skies and noted the multiple police and military helicopters that had arrived during the fight and the aftermath. “I don’t think they’re just gonna let us fly out.”

Avery groaned as she could already tell what Jade was about to suggest by her obvious grin.

“Alright girls; grab a guy and let’s bubble out.” Jade said.

“What?” Andrew asked surprised as Christine grabbed hold of his arm and pressing it into her developed chest causing him to blush.

Avery sighed and made sure to grab a bewildered Steve before Jade could leaving Matt in her capable hands.

The had left it too close for comfort though as the police had kept shouting at them to comply to their directives and one of the closest helicopters was lining up some sort of mounted automatic weapon on their position.

Still, it only took a second for them all to trigger their emergency escape bubbles. Round opaque spheres of red, silver and blue appearing around each pair before popping strange warping motion leaving the authorities about to fire on empty space.

⦖⋄⦕


“Sooo… are we going to talk about that?” Lyn asked as they all watched the three magical girls abscond with the three empowered boys.

“I really just want to pretend that didn’t happen.” Alex said as he brought up the feed for the Moonstone Temple.
On screen the six teens had appeared in the throne room and promptly collapsed to their knees from the nausea. Already Heather, the last found Starlight Princess Knight: Virgo, was rushing to each of their sides and laying hands on their heads, healing them with a deep grin light.

Heather was dressed much like the other magical girls except she lacked almost all decorative armour and her tunic skirt was a mix of white and green. She had long green hair with vine leaves woven in like a crown and starling green eyes. Of the girls found so far, she avoided conflict wherever she could and preferred to take on a more motherly, healing role of which her powerset was most suited.

“Where did the bear things even come from? They weren’t in the movie.” Lapis asked.

Alex sighed. “That was probably our- no, my fault.” He admitted.

“Why is it your fault?” Lyn asked indignantly.

“If I was to guess I’d say that the man who was part of the bear creature was the Ranger I took as a drawback. That’s the only reason he would be shouting out my bear name.”

Lapis snorted. “Your bear name was Snowball McBearface?”

Alex grunted. “Yeah, it was. It was a competition at the local primary schools to name the new Polar bear and that’s the only politically correct name that was in the top three.”

“Now I have to ask: what were the other names?” Morrigan smirked.

“Eskimo Pie and Whitey McWhiteBoy.” Alex said with a groan.

“Wow.” Lyn broke the incredulous silence that followed Alex’s reveal. “Those names suck.”

“Which is why I was Snowball.” Alex agreed. “Anyway, what should we do with them.”

They all watched as the group ended up talking to Dianna, the Gem that Alex had put in charge of the Moonstone Temple. Dianna was explaining the Starlight Princess Knights and the three boys were explaining their encounter with the crystalline entity which had given them their powers.

The concensus among them all was that the boys had encountered a dying Titan and had somehow attained their abilities through its death. They also agreed that the bears and more specificall the bear-human abomination were someone who had somehow absorbed or had been absorbed by a piece of the Titan’s body and mutated by the process.

“That also didn’t happen in the movie.” Morrigan noted.

“The bears might have always been exposed even without the Ranger getting involved but it’s unlikely.” Alex admitted. “Though the whole ‘infected by the MOGO crystals might have always been intended to happen but just never made it into the first movie. It was hinted that the government had recovered the crystal organism from the cave the boys had found.”

“So we can expect more mutated crystal monsters?” Lapis queried.

Alex shrugged. “I wouldn’t put it past the government to screw up and let some people get infected. It’s a good thing that the Starlight Princesses seemed to be able to take care of it if Avery is any indication and the boys also did well.”

“Hmm… I’d feel better if there were more fighters. I’m going to move up our schedule with power babies.” Lyn said.

Alex agreed. This world was meant to be a quick stop to get some powerful and adaptable abilities but when you looked past the videocam footage of three boys getting superpowers then this world on the edge of going very, very bad.

⦖⋄⦕


Two weeks later and things had calmed down somewhat.

Oh, don’t think that the world wasn’t still freaking out about the existence of superpowered teenagers and monstrous bears. That was still all over the news worldwide and people wanted answers that the governments either didn’t want to or weren’t able to provide. Matt, Andrew and Steve had to go into hiding as their faces had been caught on camera multiple times. They’d barely gotten the opportunity to explain to their families before having to flee the Feds who turned up at their homes demanding answers and custody of the teens.

The magical girls didn’t look enough like their human selves when transformed to be recognisable though Avery had to lay low a little while her sister was being questioned about her ties to Matt.
The worldwide stir-up and the surprisingly quick response by the government meant that Alex decided to investigate the military and the government more closely than he had been planning. Gemtech V.I. computers quickly infiltrated even the most secure Black Op mainframes and invisible and intangible Spectres were his eyes looking over the shoulders in every important meeting.

What was revealed was both as expected and alarming. As expected, the government had no idea what was happening. It had no idea how there were superpowered teenagers running around, that superpowers were actually possible, that bears could be telekinetic murder machines instead of just regular murder machines or that the world’s balance was being threatened by the emergence of giant crystalline organisms over the next few years.

Alarming was that there were segments of the government that, while not knowing the whole picture, knew too much.
A secret department under the joint ownership of the US military and two private companies called jointly: the Darkside Cooperative, had a hand in collecting the remains of the MAGO that the boys had stumbled upon. They’d stumbled upon that site though an investigation of micro-tremors and trace amounts of a previously unknown type of electromagnetic radiation (and wasn’t that new!) resulting in them having found the cave and claimed the crystals there.

Testing had found minor mutagenic effects from exposure but enhanced mutagenic effects and the development of minor psychic abilities when surgically placed within test organisms. So far there were only a few stupidly strong rats to worry about but further testing was planned and there were already speculations of human trials in the next few years.
Additionally, a Chinese government agency seemed to know way too much about the future MOGO threat. The Shēncéng dìxià kāntàn yǔ guāncè or more colloquially the De kānchá or in English the Geological Survey Department had records of deep underground movement dating back from the thirties. Strangely, they had less reliable documents going even further back and eventually referencing a series of partially translated Kushan writing found on burial artifacts dating back to about the third century. The point was that China had obviously encountered a MOGO in their ancient past and they made sure to remember and were now preparing.

A quick check of the other world powers showed that no others had enough information or at least enough accurate information. The middle east was of course claiming the work of God and already rousing the people in preparation for something. Either an internal cleansing of their own population or the possibility of another Holy War. Honestly, it was a coin toss at the moment.

Europe was simply going through endless circular discussions on how something needed to be done but not offering any new information or suggestions. Australia was ignoring most of it all but had for some reason invested a lot of money into exploratory mining operations and geological surveys revealing that they had access to someone else’s information at least. Oh, and Japan was already making porn of the Magical Girls and the Telekinetic Teens… To be fair they were also trying very hard to get samples of the dead bears to study.

Through all this Lyn was still going hard at Operation Impregnation. She had found over six hundred volunteers worldwide that she had somehow found the time to vet and process. Offering obscene amounts of money and the promise of perfectly health and incredibly special children seemed to attract women like flies to honey. She had used the near infinite amount of money of which she had access to create a series of safehouses and supply lines that were operating under the banner of a new women’s health association.

Contracts were signed, trust funds given out and young women brainwashed into her new religion. Obviously, Lyn wasn’t calling it a religion but it really did look like one. Offering obscene amounts of money and the promise of perfectly health and incredibly special children seemed to attract women like flies to honey and once Lyn flashed a few Gem powers most were convinced that they were going to bare the next Messiah figure and were ready and willing to become pregnant.

All that was left was that he and each of the girls traveling the world and touching each prospective mother and gifting them with a child. Most of these women had already given up on having a child of their own for one reason or another, mostly medical, and so they were happy to be blessed with a kid. Through mutual discussion it had been agreed to pass on the bare minimum of genetic information not needed for the given powers to function. In this way; while he and the girls were the technical fathers to the kids, they weren’t literally creating children that were biologically their own. Put simply, the coming children were not actually related to any of them and would genetically resemble a slightly deviated clone of their mothers. Even with Alex skewing the odds of the ones he contributed to this would result in a five to one ratio of girls to boys.

Lyn had already briefed them all on what abilities to pass on: Telekinetic powers, Magnetic Personality, Secrecy Insurance and Biological Shifting. The powers were obvious but the Biological Shifting ability from the Steven Universe Jump was the key to making the plan work. The ability would see the children grow with their mental age before their physical age. If the world continued to be at peace and everything was fine then the kids would grow up at a normal rate but if the world went to shit and the kids were forced to grow up mentally then they would literally grow up physically to match their development and thus have the best chance to survive. The addition of Magnetic Personality and Secrecy Insurance would guarantee that they all found each other when they needed to as well as any other allies and that that until they revealed themselves to the world at large then no shady organisations would likely get their hands of the kids.

They still had a little under nine months until the minimum requirement of year was up but Alex was looking forward to watching how everything moved. The Starlight Princess Knights were getting on with boys and they were working together to respond to natural disasters around the globe in an effort to keep public opinion of themselves up. Additionally, they were also keeping an eye on the corporations and organisations that were playing with the remains of the MOGO and the bear just in case something went wrong.

Alex and the girls were spending their downtime training and just having fun in preparation for their next jump.

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Notes:

Alright. I'm thinking there's only one or two more chapters left in this world before we Jump to the next.
Those of you who have expressed their enjoyment of the Magical Girl side story: Don't worry.
Even after the Jump we'll still get updates from this world. (Reason to be revealed next chapter).

Chapter 19: Chronicle 6

Notes:

Sorry I'm late!

I've had a hectic week at work and then when I wasnt at work I was sick as a dog.

Chapter Text

Chapter 19


Alex watched through the Spectres as the Starlight Princess Knights gathered in human form with their Zodiac mascots. To the side, the Chronicle boys shuffled awkwardly in a throne room filled with girls and plush dolls. Dianna watched them all from her throne waiting for the last of the magical girls to arrive.

“All I’m saying is that if I can die being squeezed between her thighs then I’ll have died happy.” A squeaky yet undeniably masculine voice could be heard approaching from the hallway.

“For the love of God, Aries, shut up!” A young female voice replied in a strained hushed voice.

“Oh please, I know where your eyes wander when we’re combined. Tell me you don’t want to suck on those silver titties?”

“Alright! OK! YES! They’re nice tits, but that doesn’t mean you can wax poetic about them for four fucking hours!” Avery whispered emphatically and unfortunately audibly as she and the Aries Mascot walked into the room.

Avery looked away from the annoying little toe-rag only to see the entire room filled and silently staring at her entrance.

“Ummm... hi? Sorry we’re late.” She said awkwardly.

“Now that the last of you have arrived.” Dianna stated calmly and with authority, her stern demeanour softened by the smirk she gave the first of the Twilight Princess Knights; and if she thrust her chest out just a little more? Well, no one was going to say anything. “I am to inform you that Ouranos, Lord of the Heavens, and my Liege will be arriving momentarily to meet you all.”

The group broke into hushed whispers at her words though the telekinetic teens were only more confused.
Steve sidled up next to Avery, she being one of the few magical girls he knew more than just in passing. “Who’s this Orr-anus guy?”

Avery blushed under the attention of the taller teen yet had to frown at his pronunciation of their benefactor.

“Ouranos, oo-rah-NOHSS,” she repeated the name stressing the syllables, “is like the head God-being that gifted all of us the power to become Twilight Princess Knights.”

Steve frowned. “I thought that was Dianna.”

“No, she’s more of a care-taker.” Avery shook her head. “She’s mentioned that the other gods try and remain very hands off. Something about overly affecting the development of mankind.”
Steve just gave her a bland look and gestured to the handful of superpowered teen girls standing around in a temple on the freaking moon.

“Heh.” Avery huffed. “I know, I know. But…”

“But?” Steve pressed.

“Look. No ones come right out and said it but, well, Ouranos in the myths was the first Titan in the myths. He fathered the rest with Gaia, who was also his mother…”

Steve nodded along. “You think he made the Titans?”

Avery shrugged. “Or his one himself but, ya know, different.”

Steve frowned in though. “Then why would he empower all of you to then fight the Titans?”

“I don’t know. My theory is that either they were a mistake or something and this is him trying to fix it.”

Avery said then nodded her head to where Jade was talking quietly to one of the newest Knights, a dark-skinned girl with tightly braided cornrows that hung with silver clasped braids named Aisha and the Twilight Princess Knight: Sagittarius. “Jade thinks that myths aren’t really accurate and thinks that he and the other gods evolved from the Titans somehow and then adopted humanity or something. Honestly, I’m not sure I care exactly why, I’m just happy to kick ass with literal magic powers.”

“Technology.” Steve said.

“What?” Avery asked confused.

“Superior technology looks like magic if it’s advanced enough.” Steve said. “I reckon they’re likely advanced aliens rather than gods.”

Avery smirked a mentally pulled on the thready connection she had with Aries — who was floating nearby trying to sneak a peek up Christine’s skirt while she was aggressively flirting with Andrew — and with a flex of will a small flame to ignite in her finger tips. Focusing, she caused the flame to dance and twirl around her fingers like a snake.

“If it looks like a magic duck and sounds like a magic duck; it’s likely going to be a magic duck.”

Any reply by Steve was cut short as a loud gong-like sound reverberated around the room.

That’s my cue. Alex thought to himself and opened a portal into the throne room.

The lights dimmed and a spark of silver and black flame appeared in the air next to Dianna’s throne. It grew outward from a central point in a spreading circle of smouldering reality until a sixty-foot hole between there and someplace else was formed.

Alex stepped through followed by Lyn and Morrigan — as Lapis had decided to stay at home — together, Alex and the girls made for an imposing display. Each of them was utilising various transformation perks, a combination of Form ShiftingBiological Shifting and Sir Bearington allowed for in impressive display even if it technically wasn’t complete shapeshifting.

Alex stood forty-feet tall, half as much as his Diamond Form would max out at, he was broad shouldered and muscular with Nothing as Sexy as a Bear insuring, he was at peak sexual attractiveness. His hair was a black mane of wild curls that glittered with silver flame from his ghost-form and his eyes were his Gem-form stormy grey with metallic flecks of light. Alex may have been a little bit proud of his impactful appearance given the way that the magical girls and the chronicle boys seemed to gape in amazement. His only resentment being the absolute ridiculousness of his outfit.

Now don’t get him wrong: it was absolutely his own fault. No, he didn’t choose his current attire yet it was his own choices that led him to his current shame.

Alex was dressed in a black-silk shirt with silver buttons and unfortunate detailed lace-work on the front and the cuffs of his hands. His pants were overly tight black leather that clung way too tightly for either comfort or decorum. His boots were buckled monstrosities that took more effort to get on or off that he was willing to admit. He also wore a velvet coat with intricate silver embroidery of star and crystals scattered about its night-black fabric like the same stars seen through the windows of the moon base. Lastly, and not at all least on his list of shame, he was wearing eye-liner. He was pretending to be a GOD and he was wearing fucking eye-liner!

Now, standing in front of his created Magical Girls and the chronical boys looking like some kind of bastard lovechild between a giant, an Anita Blake character and Brandon Lee ‘The Crow,’ he truly regretted picking up the Weird Quirk: Goth Aesthetic drawback.

Behind him Lyn and Morrigan entered through the portal he had created. Both had also mixed up their appearance to present themselves as deific beings. Lyn, at twenty feet tall, was resplendent in a dazzling dress of prismatic rainbow colour. Appearing to be clad in mists of refracting light rather than mere cloth. Her eyes shone like opalescent jewels and her smile was captivating the group before them. Morrigan was much statelier in a flowing dress of black and maroon that clung to her curves delightfully. She was towering over the teens at forty-feet tall and enhancing her otherworldliness by pushing her ghostly-form to appear in rippling waves over her presence. The end result was that she appeared to be a ghostly reflection in reality, partially there and not at the same time as she faded in and out of existence.

But now was not the time to be admiring he companions.

Children,” Alex projected his voice with a touch of ecto-energy causing his words to reverberate and trickly through the guts of those that heard him. “I, Ouranos, thank you for your courage to step froth and defend sweet Gaia from the destructive Titans who lurk like a sickness within her slumbering flesh.”
And just like that he had their attention and consideration. It wasn’t just his larger than life entrance and appearance that was making them watch him so attentively; no, it was the newly shared perks that was pulling them in so strongly.

He had been amazed when Lyn had, in only a few short months, created a network of near fanatical mothers-in-waiting who were willing to carry empowered children to term. He really shouldn’t have been. When choosing this Jump he had been completely distracted by the perks he wanted. He wanted the telekinetic powers, the pseudo capstone booster that was Lifting Yourself Up and the alt-form blender that was Sir Bearington. He had to admit that he really didn’t pay much mind to the multiple social perks that were present in the two jumps.

Chad 101The Game of LifeI Just Do My Best At Everything, and Fascinating To Watch were powerful by themselves but had a synergistic effect that was frankly just fucking scary. Together they made him ultra-charismatic(Plus+), able to sway the hearts and minds of just about anyone with only a few words and wink. He felt strong, he felt powerful holding such social power, he felt… he felt like god-damned politician and dirty after using them. He may have to not overuse his sudden newfound ‘Talk-no-Jutsu’ abilities.

One of you has stepped forth already to combat the dangers of the Titans, years ahead of what I had anticipated. I had hoped that you would all have at least five years before the Titans awoke from their slumbers but am proud of you: Starlight Princess Knight: Aries.”

Avery seemed stunned as everyone’s attention turned to her. She stood ram-rod straight, eyes wide but still managed a squeaking, “You’re welcome.”

Alex smiled in a way that he hoped was beneficent but given the blushes from most of the room might have just been flirtatious… well, he was portraying himself as a kingly, Sky-God and Zeus had already set the expectation when around virgin maidens. Not that he was going to do anything, just that he shouldn’t be surprised if he was expected to.

As thanks for your efforts I give you this boon,” Alex said and produced from his hidden Gem two perk-spirits that he had obtained from Alice that morning.

The little glowing balls of spiritual energy curled around his hands giggling to themselves before they followed his mental command and launched themselves at the small blond.

Avery didn’t have any time to move as they impacted her chest one after the other and slipped inside her breast, only letting out a shuddering moan of pleasure as they melted into her soul.

I name thee, Avery Letter, as First and Last among your sisters. May you watch over them, Lifting Up Yourself and others and Doing Your Best at Everything you attempt.” Alex proclaimed while also naming the perks he had slipped the young tween. Lifting Yourself Up and I Just Do My Best At Everything would work in tandem to see her drastically improve and become the leader of the Twilight Princess Knights in truth and ability. One perk removing the limit caps to her powers, abilities as long as she trained and exercise them and the other ensuring she was able to put her all into said training without burning herself out.

Alex smiled as Avery was applauded by the surrounding magical girls and was given a friendly shoulder bump by the dark-skinned teen boy next to her.

As the applause settled down, Alex turned his attention to Andrew, Matt and Steve.

Three others were also involved. Though their presence and abilities were unexpected, it would be remis of me not to recognise their bravery in facing the Titanborn.” Internally Alex grinned. If he just kept naming things like he knew what he was talking about then hopefully everyone would just follow along. “You, who have been touch by the dying light of a Titan, have honed your abilities admirably.”

The teen boys nodded along.

In the coming years many more with your powers will be born into this world.” Alex revealed. “Some will be like you: youths who will be touched by the Titan and yet survive.”
Steve and Matt exchanged concerned looks at the possibility that the exposure to the crystal entity that gifted them their abilities wasn’t as safe as they previously though. Andrew just seemed excited about the idea of more like them appearing.

Others will likely appear due to the machination of your own governments meddling with powers beyond their mortal understanding.” Alex almost cringed at how arrogant he sounded.

But the fast majority will be born from my actions on earth, a legion of soldiers born to defend Gaia and her children from the predation of the Titans. You three have proven yourselves to hold true to the defence of your fellow man. And so I name thee Crystal Princes, the Legatus Legionis of the coming Crystal Legion.”

Alex removed three large medallions from his Gem and floated them before the teens. Each one was a simple silver round disk inscribed with Latin words around the edges and each one holding a large round gemstone about the size of the top of a soda can; an Emerald, a Sapphire and a Ruby. In reserve to be held by Dianna until needed were an Amethyst and Diamon completing the set to five medallions.

To claim your reward simply grasp the medallion and speak the words inscribed.” He informed the teens.

Andrew, Matt and Steve eyed each other seemingly having a conversation without words. With silent nods they came to a discission and reached out and claimed the floating jewels.

They each took a moment to read the words inscribed on the medallion, Matt silently mouthing the words of the unfamiliar Latin. Together they each, perhaps subconsciously, adopted a pose with their arms stretched forth and holding the medallion facing outwards in both hands.

Three voices spoke at once. “Princeps Smaragdus//Sapphirus//Rubinus stat paratus!”

With a flash of coloured light, the three teens were replaced with three imposing soldiers in futuristic coloured crystal armour over a dark grey base bodysuit. Each one seemed to glare fiercely through their solid helms as they stood in an almost choreographed pose. Andrew, in green, in the middle standing with his arms raised in a fighting stance, Steve on his left balanced on one leg looking like he was about to complete a kick with his red armoured boot and Matt on the right crouched down as if to spring up into an awkward upper-punch with his blue gauntleted fists.

The stunned silence was broken by a quiet whisper from Avery. “Go, go Power Rangers!”

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Alex groaned as he slumped down on the couch once they had retuned to their temple-housing. He had let the imposing god-like physical appearance go once they had left the Moonstone Temple and the celebrating teens and tweens and had shifted to a more casual goth outfit of a black shirt and jeans. The drawback seemed to impose itself when more people could see or during more important times than lounging on the couch. Lyn snuggled up beside him and he wrapped his arms around her without even thinking about it.

“They seemed to like their gifts.” Lyn commented from where her head rested against his chest.

“I hope so.” Alex agreed. “Though they’re not as impressive as the Twilight Princess Knight transformation the armour should at least prevent them from being sniped off by some paranoid military agent.”

“So, they do more than look pretty?” Lyn queried.

Alex nodded. “They’ve got some basic Gemtech in them that will augment their physical ability slightly but most of it went into the Gem-storage, commutations and a basic Virtual Intelligence to help them figure things out. Honestly, Gemtech sucks when it comes to armour. Gems don’t really need them and ships use a combination of shields and an energy based structural reinforcement field.”

Alex laughed. “And unless I wanted them carrying around a full Gem-Light converter in a backpack then that was out of the question. No, I was inspired by your Primitive Technology Adaption perk and went looking at advanced earth tech that I might be able to augment with Gemtech.”

“Ohh, what kind of earth tech?” Lyn asked with a hint of excited curiosity.

“They’ve started developing a type of liquid crystal elastomer that constricts with temperature changes. I was able to take that idea and run with it using Gemtech. The armour will adjust to the from of the wearer for the best fit, will act like a non-Newtonian fluid-based armour that will protect the wearer against most ballistics and is a thermal insulator able to keep the wearer comfortable in both freezing temperatures and up to about 1,800 degrees Celsius.” Alex chuckled. “And you want to know the best part?”

“Hmm?”

“The crystal plating is the weakest parts of the armour. All of that is the full body under suit. The crystal plating is just mainly for aesthetic and for combat. It will morph into blades and tools when needed which means it will self-repair when shattered but it’s incredibly more vulnerable than the liquid silicon weave used for the under suit.”

“So, if anyone was going to try and attack them, they’re going to try and aim between the plates but it’s not going to help them at all?”

Alex shook head. “Nope. Don’t get me wrong though. Sustained fire, concussive impacts and some energy-based weapons are going to hurt the wearer and can even kill them.” Alex admitted. “But even if that happens the suit has a built-in return function that will bubble the medallion and send it back to the Moonstone Temple.”

“Nice.” Lyn nodded.

Alex shrugged. “I’ve found I’ve been enjoying making new things and granting people powers. It’s fun to see what they do with them.”

Lyn smirked. “Oh? So does that make you the god of blacksmithing and wishes along with your Sky and Creation domains as Ouranos?”

Andrew snorted. “I can believe I let you talk me into that. And for the love of God, why call me Uranus?”

“Ouranos.” Lyn absently corrected. “And it’s because it fit best with the whole Titan theme we came up with for the MOGOs.”

“Except he was castrated by Cronos in the myths.” Alex argued.

Lyn smirked and reached down to gently yet firmly grip his cock and balls through his jeans. “Don’t worry, I’ll keep them safe.”

Alex almost growled. “Lynnn!”

“Yes?” she asked innocently as her hand massaged his groin eliciting the expected reaction as he felt himself stiffen at her touch.

“We can’t.” Alex said firmly yet maybe a little sadly as his hand griped her wrist to halt her movement. “You’re my sister.”

“And I told you that eventually well be like Gods and Gods don’t care about stuff like that.” Lyn said firmly but not harshly. “We’ve had sex together, so really why can’t we have sex together?” She asked referencing when they had, on more than one occasion, had sex with the other girls while fused together.

Alex couldn’t answer that. He had a few times woken up next to Lyn after making love to either Morrigan or Lapis. The two of them naked and holding each other, relaxed in their shared afterglow. Was there really a difference? What was holding him back? He could be honest with himself that he was attracted to Lyn. But… it was wrong? Wasn’t it? Or, as she said, did such moral constrictions really matter when you reached a certain level of power? They would be together for centuries, perhapse eternity given their Gem-forms and Ghost abilities. He… didn’t think he could see her with another man. But it would be wrong to deny her love and affection.

Alex’s mind whirled in circles constantly waring between what he wanted, what he felt and what he felt he should want. Except his spiral of moral dilemma flew right out the window when Lyn leaned in kissed him. He didn’t even need to think as he eagerly returned the kiss. A kiss that didn’t feel wrong, or abnormal or anything like that but simply felt right.

Alex pulled her tighter and onto his lap as their kiss deepened. His hands automatically sliding up her legs and kneading the flesh of her thighs and ass through her jeans. Any resistance Alex might have still felt melted away as he felt her body pressed against his, her tongue exploring his mouth. Lyn straddled him, grinding her hips against him as she deepened the kiss. Lyn moaned into the kiss as she straddled him, feeling his excitement even through two layers of denim.

Alex's hands roamed over Lyn's body, feeling the curves of her waist, the arch of her back and the softness of her hips. Lyn tugged at Alex's shirt and he simply willed it away in a small flash of light. She leaned down, her tongue running a hot, electrifying line of pleasure on his chest that left Alex gasping with desire.

“I’ve wanted to do that for fucking ages.” Lyn grinned up at him, her eyes bright with excitement and mirth.

Alex responded by kissing her again. His tongue dancing with hers as he violated the mouth of his little sister with his own. The taboo nature of it that made him so reluctant before now only adding a layer of perverse delight to the act.

I’m just as fucked up as she is. He admitted to himself in the privacy of his own mind.

Lyn broke the kiss, panting slightly as she then stood up, her vivid green eyes locked on Alex's as she slowly unbuttoned her jeans and slid them down her legs kicking them off at the end. Her green crop-top soon followed in a deft movement leaving her small, perky breasts bare.

Alex couldn't help but stare as she revealed her smooth, bare pussy and her youthful chest. He had seen her naked before of course. Every one of his companions enjoyed the large bathroom he had created for them all and weren’t shy with public nudity, at least among each other. But something about knowing that she had undress specifically for him, that she had bared herself intentionally made the sight that much more entrancing.

Lyn knelt before him, her hands reaching for Alex's belt. She pulled it open, her fingers deftly unbuttoning and unzipping his jeans yet Alex, again, simply vanished them into light with only a slight hint of impatience, freeing his hard hard dick.

Lyn grasp his firm length in her smaller hand which made it look that much bigger than it actually was. She leaned in and presses his cock against her cheek and looked up at him with expressive, green eyes.

“Ya know what else I’ve wanted to do for ages?”

“W-what?” Alex asked breathlessly, too entranced by the erotic sight of her holding his erect member against her face.

“This.” Lyn smirked then leaned in, her lips wrapping around the head of Alex's cock.

She sucked and licked at him, her tongue swirling around the shaft as she took him deeper into her mouth with obscene sounds wet sounds. Alex groaned with pleasure, his hands reaching down to tangle in Lyn's long blond hair as she worked her magic on him.

“Fuuuck!” Alex moaned in pleasure as Lyn worked. He wasn’t sure if it was the situation or Lyn was just a surprising natural but it was the best blowjob he’d ever received.

It only took a a few minutes before Alex couldn't take it any longer. He gently pushed Lyn back, his hands guiding her up to straddle him once again. Lyn positioned herself above Alex and ground her slick pussy along his now lubricated shaft. Alex nearly moaned as the heat of her lower lips sliding along his length.

Lyn was not so restrained as she let out an incredibly cute “Ahhnn.”

Grinding up and down his shaft she leaned in and kissed him again, this one not a deep and heavy make out but a playful peck on the lips. Then, as she hovered just over the tip of his cock, as they were near nose to nose, she lowered herself down, impaling herself on Alex's dick while maintaining intense eye contact.

This time it was Alex who let out a groan of pleasure as his cock was enveloped in her incredibly tight and hot pussy. Lyn simply shuddered and whimpered a little, her bottom lip caught between her teeth as her pupils dilated in pleasure, making her yes seem much darker than normal.

“Are you ok?” Alex asked.

Lyn almost laughed at his question. “Am I ok? Fuck yeah, I am!”

“I though it hurt?”

Lyn grinned. “If I hadn’t accidently taken care of that myself when masturbating then yeah, it probably would have, you’re bigger than my toys after all.”

Alex frowned. “Then…?”

“That was me cumming just from putting it in.” Lyn said with a hint of satisfaction and a small thrust that made Alex gasp. “Now, let’s go for another one.”

Lyn began to ride Alex, her hips moving in a slow, steady rhythm as she ground against him. Alex's hands reached up to cup her breasts, his fingers teasing her nipples as she moved. Lyn leaned down, her lips finding Alex's once again as they kissed passionately.

Lyn rode Alex for several minutes, the two of them lost in the pleasure, lost in the motions of the others body in tandem with their own. Eventually, Lyn's legs began to tremble, as a second, larger orgasm built deep within her. She rode Alex harder and faster, her hips moving in a wild, frantic motions as she chased her release. What started slow and built steadily started to stutter and break as they both neared completion.

Finally, with a loud cry, Lyn came, her pussy clenching and spasming around Alex's cock as she rode out her orgasm. Her arms wrapped around his neck would have crushed a regular person, them both much stronger than normal people after their advancement. Alex followed shortly after, his own climax crashing over him as he spilled himself deep inside Lyn's pussy.

As the pleasure subsided, Lyn collapsed against Alex, her head resting on his shoulder as they caught their breath. "See, big brother?" she asked, “Like fucking Gods.”

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Alex lay in bed in that half awake state between dreaming and consciousness slowly becoming more awake as the light of dawn creeped through the window. The soft touch of a hand stoking his thigh that sent a shiver of pleasure up his spine and a comforting weight on his chest pulled him from the grips of sleep.

He opened his eyes and blearily made out the head of blond hair and the twin sparks of emerald that were Lyn’s eyes as she grinned up at him from where she curled against him… well, it was more like she was on top of him with the way she pretty much drapped herself across his body.

"Lyn?" Alex's voice was husky with sleep as he gazed down at her.

Lyn smiled up at him, her expression tender yet mischievous and underneath that was a ocean of vulnerability. "Good morning, sleepyhead," she whispered.

Alex blinked, still half asleep, but the sight, and feel, of his sister’s naked body pressed against his banished the remnants of sleep and brought the previous night back in vivid detail.

He and Lyn had crossed a line that siblings should bever cross and yet he found himself unable to care about such societal taboos anymore. Last night had been amazing, wonderful, and spectacular but more than that it had been filled with love. He had always known he had loved Lyn as a sister and, if he was being honest with himself, should have known that those feelings went much deeper than that. Lyn had always been odd; she specifically came from a world that was just a bit twisted. But that world had been twisted on his desires and perceptions so it should not be surprising that he actually reciprocated her feelings… even if he was surprised. Denial was a powerful force.

Alex sat up, the covers slipping from his bare chest, and he reached out to pull the small girl into a gentle hug as he kissed her forehead.

“Good morning, Lyn.”

Lyn's smile widened, and she melted against him with a sigh of relief. Alex actually felt a little guilty that she though he would ignore her or spurn her after last night but given how much he had been avoiding crossing that final line it might have been expected. Without a word, He leaned down to capture her lips in a kiss that ignited a fire within them. It was slow at first, a languid exploration of each other's mouths, but soon passion flared between them, consuming them both in its intoxicating embrace.

“Hnnng!” A groaned yawn interrupted them from the side.

Breaking apart they both turned to stare at Lapis as she stretched next to them in the bed in a way that drew both their eyes to the smooth curves of her blue skin.

Lapis grinned at the two of them. “I’m so glad you two have finally accepted each other. Well… more you, Alex. Lyn always knew what she wanted.”

Right, Alex thought to himself, Lapis joined them at some point last night. He couldn’t help but grin as he remembered. It had been fun.

With Lyn on one side and Lapis on the other, Alex felt like the luckiest man alive. The only one missing was Morrigan.

A knock on the door startled them all and the missing woman swept in while already speaking.

“Alex, I need to talk to you about somethi-“ She paused as she took in the three of them.

“Well, finally!” She said with a nod at Lyn. “If you hadn’t convinced him by the end of the jump I was going to have to step in and help.”

Lyn smirked. “Nah, I got him all by myself. But thanks anyway.”

“Umm… you two know I still here, right?” Alex asked with a hint of exasperation.

Lapis sat up and draped herself over his shoulders, her breasts pressing into his back. “I do.”

Alex grinned and twisted his head back more than should be humanly possible to give the watery Gem a kiss on the cheek

“Thanks Lapis.”

Despite the interruption of the possibility of some morning fun, Morrigan wouldn’t simply barge in unless something was either urgent or important enough in her mind to distract her from social propriety. So turning back to Morrigan who was now speaking in hushed tones with Lyn who was recounting what had happened the night before, blow by deviant blow, he brought her back on topic. “So, what did you need to talk about?”

“Hmm? Oh, right, yes. I want you to knock me up.”

Or maybe morning fun was still a possibility.

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“So, when were you going to tell me you’re a power ranger now?”

“MOM!” Andrew exclaimed in shock and a little annoyance as the Pearl Comm he had been gifted by Dianna lit up and a small holographic image of his mother appeared.

“What? I had to find out from Fox News that my own son is a Sentai Ranger style super hero. FOX NEWS Andrew. That’s just embarrassing.”

“It wasn’t planned.” Andrew admitted. “And how on earth are you talking to me? How on earth did you even call me? This isn’t a phone!”

His mother shrugged. “I found this strange gemstone on my bedside table with instructions on how to use it.”

“That’s... good, I guess.” Andrew admitted hesitantly.

Ouranos or Dianna could reach into the home of his mother and that was not good. Not like he had done anything to indicate that he was dangerous to them or anything, but still…

“So, tell me what’s been happening. You barely had time to explain anything before the Feds turned up demanding answers and you had to flee.”

Andrew kicked back against the surprisingly comfortable stone and crystal couch — how the hell do you make crystal soft? — he had in his assigned room and started explaining things to his mother.

“Well, after I had to run from the creepy military guys who turned up, I met with one of the Knights who was on standby and we returned to the base.”

“Was it the smoking hot red head? It was wasn’t it!” Karen chortled at his blush.

“Mom!” He protested.

“What? She’s hot, you’re young and have superpowers. Go for it!”

“Mom? Jeez, were you always like this?”

“Before your father I was freaking wild.” His mother smirked.

Andrew nodded before asking timidly. “And how is dad?”

His mother’s smile tightened a little and she almost frowned. “Gone. The asshole tried to turn you over to the government, so I kicked him out. The house was inherited from my father and so he couldn’t complain, not after I threatened turning him over to the police about all the times he hit you.”

She paused for a moment when Andrew flinched a look of regret on her face. “I’m… sorry. I should have done something about that earlier but… he wasn’t always like that. But after he was fired and I became ill, well, he changed and by the time I noticed I was too sick to do anything about it.”

Andrew just gave a sorta half shrug. “It’s fine, Mom.”

“No. It’s not.” She said firmly. “But I’ll try to do better.”

They both just were silent for a moment, both unsure what to say.

Karen took a breath and deftly changed the topic, “So, you’re on the moon, right? I guess my baby really did become an astronaut.”

Andrew chuckled. “Yeah, I really lived up to my third-grade presentation on Buzz Aldrin. He might have been second but I guess I’m a tie for third with Matt and Steve.”

Andrew paused for a second. “Though technically we would be something like seventh when you count the girls.”

His mother’s eyes glinted again. “Ohhh, and how many girls do you have squirrelled away up there?”
Andrew rolled his eyes. “Enough to know when I’m outvoted. And we’re guests, this is technically their base and they’re just kind enough to let us stay.”

“And provide you with cool new threads.” His mother replied with a hint of humour.
Andrew shook his head. “No, that was Ouranos.”

Karen frowned. “The Titan of the Heavens?”

“Yeah, maybe?” Andrew asked. “Though don’t call him a Titan as everyone hates them.”

“What? Andrew you’re not making any sense. Start from the beginning.”

Andrew took a breath. “Alright, so it was about a week after we had to flee from the Feds and we were hanging out up here in the base getting to know the girls — nothing like that! — when Dianna, she’s… I don’t know? Like some kind of Goddess or something? Let us know that her boss was coming to have a look at the new squatters; her words, not mine.”

“Ok… that raises more questions than it answers, but go on.”

“So, we had to hang around until this guy turns up and he was… fuck, I don’t know,” Andrew paused to consider his words. “He was Powerful, Mom. You know how you have to be careful where you step and how you move when you’re surrounded by little kids?”

Andrew’s mother nodded.

“Yeah, it was like that but we were the little kids. Almost literally since he was like fifty feet tall or something.”

“What? Really? That’s not humanly possible.” Karen denied Andrew’s claim.

Andrew nodded. “I don’t think they’re human, Mom. Ouranos wasn’t and I’m fairly sure Dianna isn’t either. The girls seem to be even though they can transform with the help of these little talking plush toys and those? I’m not sure what they are.”

“So, they’re like aliens?” Karen shook her head in disbelief. “Damn, Andrew, you’re sounding like the plot to a bad 80s movie.”

Andrew rubbed his neck and just kind of nodded in acceptance of that.

“So, he gave you the armour?”

Andrew grinned and fished his medallion from his pocket and held it up so his mother could see. It was a large round green gemstone a little smaller than the size of his palm and inlaid in a medallion of silver with what appeared to be a Latin script scrawled around the edges. It hung on a sturdy silver chain but Andrew wasn’t used to the weight around his neck and so took to keeping it in his pocket.

“Yeah, watch this!” Andrew said excitedly.

He quickly detached the pearl from his wrist and laid it on the table still facing him so that his mother could watch, then he took a step back. Holding out the Green Gemstone Medallion in front of him in an iconic stance he focused on the Gemstone in his hands and cried out:

“Princeps Smaragdus stat paratus!”

The Gemstone flashed and green light flowed from the stone out and over his hands, up his arms and over his entire body. His clothes turned to white light and disappeared leaving a dark grey full bodysuit in their place. With flashes of green light, emerald green armour plates appeared over his body attached to the bodysuit and moulded to his form. They didn’t cover everything, in fact they left plenty of gaps, but they covered vital points.

In the centre of his chest the Emerald Medallion glowed softly. It was surrounded by dozens of green crystal fragments that spread out in such a way as to appear like a solid piece shattered by the impact of the medallion. The separate pieces created a flexible green crystal breastplate that covered his chest and much of his abdomen down to a ken-doll like groin protected by more green crystal. It also did a good job defining musculature that wasn’t actually there.

Smooth green puldrons connected to green crystal plates on his arms and the backs of his hands, larger pieces acting as rerebraces and vambraces leading to smaller fragments at the elbow and wrists and then down his hands where flexibility was needed. His thighs and legs were similarly armoured down to solid green boots and lastly, his head was now enclosed in a tight-fitting green helmet with a black T-shaped visor of dark crystal through which he could see and breath normally.
All together he looked like the lovechild of a minimalist Warframe and a Power Ranger with a dash of 80s Silverhawks.

“My little baby’s all grown up and become a Power Ranger.”

“MOM!” Andrew griped, his voice coming out much deeper than normal.

Andrew spent the next hour chatting to his mother. He missed her. He had really only just gotten her back in his life when he had to run from the government after the whole bear thing. Even though he was a little apprehensive about Ouranous he found he was glad that he could at least talk to his mom.

His conversation was interrupted by a blearing siren that echoes trough the temple and the lights in his room flashed red. One wall lit up as the words [ATTENTION! PLEASE ASSEMBLE IN OBSERVATION ROOM!] scrawled across the glasslike stone.

“I gotta go mum.” Andrew said. “Somethings up.”

“Go. But look after yourself!” Karen told him as he snatched up the pearl and ended the transmission. The pearl, once in his hands, melted away into the suit and Andrew was only a little surprised when a small icon appeared in the HUD within the helmet that indicated Pearl-comm functionality was accessible.

It only took a minute to quickly make his way to the observation room. The large round room was a hive of activity. The large round observation orb glowed with a three-dimensional globe of the earth imposed on it. The floor and walls could barely be seen under a silent holographic projection of a location on earth that made it seem that you were stepping right into that location as you entered the room.

Andrew looked around at what was being displayed. It was night, lit only by street lamps and car headlights. They appeared to be outside a large medical facility that was, given the large amount of thick black smoke pouring from the upper windows, on fire. The place seemed to be some kind of military barracks or facility if the number of young men in army fatigues was any indication. The silence of the projection was eery given that many of the army men were in the act of firing upon a large man in hospital scrubs that was striding out of the hospital.

None of the bullets were hitting the man though: instead, they were curving away before they hit or in some cases ricocheting back at the men who were firing them. Andrew watched in morbid fascination as the projection of a soldier standing right next to him jerked back as a reflected bullet caught him in the neck. Andrew could only stare helpless as the young man, a privet S. Jones feebly tried to stem the copious bleeding from his neck, his attempts becoming slower and slower as he quickly bled out.

“What’s happening?” Andrew asked Matt who was already in the room in his blue armour.

It was one of the Twilight Princess Knights present that answered before Matt could.

“The government are playing around with shit they don’t understand.” Aisha, the Sagittarius Knight growled while thrust her jaw at the man that was being shot at.

Andrew looked up at her nod to see that the man had walked further out of the hospital into the glaring headlights of the surrounding jeeps. The man was… not right. Most obvious was the fist sized, pulsing dirty yellow crystal that seemed to be growing out of his chest. Discoloured yellow veins spread from the stone into his flesh but were particularly prominent up his neck and over his face and forehead. The man’s eyes burned a sickening, bile, yellow colour.
Obviously, the government was already experimenting with the Titan remains that had been found. Worse, Andrew thought as the man telekinetically crushed a jeep and four soldiers in front of him with only a raised fist, they’ve already sort of succeeded.

“Andrew, Matt, Steve.” Avery said as she finished discussing something with the girls in the room. “You’re with me, Christine and Jade. The rest of you are on standby until further notice. Heather is in charge in my absence.”

“Why the fuck are you leaving me behind?! I CAN FIGHT!” Aisha yelled angrily at the smaller blond.

Avery didn’t even flinch. “You’ve been a Knight for only two weeks. You’ve only had three missions in the field outside of training and those were two cases of petty crime and a housefire.”

Aisha nearly growled.

Avery’s stance softened a little. “You’re good. Really good. But you don’t have team tactics down yet, fuck, none of us have that much experience yet.” She admitted. “But if something else pops up while we’re down there you’re our heaviest hitter in reserve.”

That seemed to mollify the Scorpius Knight.

Avery nodded and turned to the teen boys, a smirk appearing on her face. “Crystal Princes. Roll out!”

As the six members of the newly formed team left for the warp pad they missed the exasperated sigh from Heather.

“That’s for Autobots not Power Rangers.”

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Chapter 20: Chronicle 7

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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♦Topic: POWER RANGERS AGAINST GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENTS?
In: Boards ► USA ► NEWS ► THE WEIRD ► DISCUSSION


Otaku177013 (Original Poster) (Legacy Poster) (Top Contributor)
Posted on April 12, 2013:

Six months ago, a video appeared that shocked the world. Magical Girls and real life ESPers fighting some kind of bear monster thing. I, like many of you, assumed it was fake but the sheer amount of legitimate footage shown and the reaction from the world governments made it clear that it was very much real.

News articles with verified footage of the incident can be found [HERE].

Since then, there have been multiple sighting of either the supposed Magical Girls and even less of the teens. More recently though, there have been reports of three POWER RANGERS appearing with the Magical Girls.

First Appearance helping put out a forest fire in Australia as reported by FOX News. Found [HERE].

Second Appearance Rangers and Magical Girls assisting rescue and evacuation from flooding during Hurricane Sandy. Found [HERE].

Third Appearance the Rangers are seen fleeing military helicopters over Williamsburg, Virginia. Bystander footage [HERE].

Fourth Appearance the Rangers and Magical girls intercepting a ship in China and uncovering a people smuggling operation. All news articles from China have been removed from online. Saved images of WeeMo conversations from witnesses can be found [HERE] (special thanks to @DumplingKING). Disjointed clips from early news reports have been compilated [HERE], original news reports missing from Fox, CNN and ABC websites.

There have been multiple reports of crimes being intercepted by both lone Rangers and Magical Girls from across the globe but little video evidence. Though #SuperSaveSelfie will net you a bunch of photos and accounts from saved victims who were able to pose with the Rangers and Magical Girls after being rescued.

Now there's a new video popping up on social media that's a lot closer to the action than previous videos and includes footage of a third superpowered individual.

If you haven't seen it then you can [HERE], [HERE] and [HERE]. But you'll have to be quick because these vids are being banned hard on every social media app I have.

If you can't see the video, I’ll try to explain it.

It starts in a suburban park. I'm not an expert but it looks like some cozy town in middle America.
It's night and a couple of teenage boys are filming themselves skateboarding on some stair handrails with their phones. They get spooked by the sound of someone approaching from a grove of trees nearby and turn to film them.
A male figure approaches them from the trees. Tall, muscular, with short blond hair. He's shirtless yet something glows dimly yellow on his chest. He staggers about appearing drunk or psychotic. The teens make stupid teenage boy remark and act tough yelling at the guy who suddenly leaps forward faster than should be humanly possible and tackles on of the teens to the ground.
The others freak out but the kid with the phone thankfully stays on task. The strange man gets off the teen and you can now see in the street-light some kind of crystal growth coming out of his chest and covering one of his shoulders and down his arm.
One of the teens gets behind him and wacks him over the head with a skateboard.

AND THIS IS WHERE IT GETS WEIRD.

The video footage gets static-y and the dude screeches at the kids who clutch their heads in pain, if you freeze the footage at 02:44 you can see one of the boys has started bleeding from his nose and eyes.

The kid filming has it together enough to describe it as "oh fuck! oh GOD, I’m going to hurl. How does my brain fucking hurt?! DAVE! fuck, Dave, get away from him! DAVE!"

Dave is assumed to be the kid with the skateboard who is backhanded so hard he flies what has to be 12ft back.

So, the kids are looking fucked and in danger and then, I kid you not, the Green Power Ranger appears out of nowhere and drop kicks the weird guy into the dirt so hard that there’s a crater left behind.

The Green Ranger takes the time to telekinetically move the downed teen to one of his friends who grabs him and starts dragging him away. The weird guy with the crystal in his chest pulls himself out of the ground and charges the Green Ranger.

What follows is an incredible fight that almost looks choreographed but not in the obvious fake way that Power Rangers usually are.

The Green Ranger and the dude are slugging it out and flipping around and honestly it looks like something out of the Matrix especially when they both seem to float sometimes or move faster than physics says they should. Eventually the guy with the crystal growth in his chest rips a metal pole from the ground and hurls it at the Ranger who stops it with some kind of telekinetic ability and flings it back at the guy even faster causing it to pierce his chest.

This causes the Ranger to hesitate for a moment and that almost costs him since the guy just rips it out of his own chest and attempts to beat the Ranger with it. The Ranger responds by somehow causing the green armour on his arms to morph into a sword which he uses to parry the metal pole. Eventually, the ranger manages to strike the crystal grown which causes the guy to freeze up.

I don’t know what the Green Ranger would have done next because at that moment they're both fired upon by a whole bunch of military dudes who appear from the same tree line that the crystal guy originally came from.

The Green Ranger manages to deflect most of the bullets, somehow, and the ones that hit him just bounce off. The crystal guy isn’t so lucky and goes down hard under a hail of gunfire.

The Green Ranger doesn't stick around and flies away and the camera zooms in and it looks like he meets up with the Red-Haired Magical girl in the air and they both fly away.

The kid filming everything starts running from the soldiers and hides behind a public bathroom building. The last thing recorded is him about to hide the phone in some sort of plumbing drain access.

So, guys... WTF?!
Who are these Power Rangers, really? Who are the Magical Girls? And what on God's green earth was that thing and how were the military involved?



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    ► SentaiFan54 (Veteran User)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    I saw that vid too!
    REAL LIFE SENTAI RANGERS!
    Fight REAL LIFE MOBS!
    Where do i sign up? Can i be the Red Ranger? WHERE DOES I GET ZOID?!

    ► Sk8terH8ter69
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Damn. Yo. Those kids nearly got fucked up. Yo.
    So proud of my homie on the camera, tho. Kept the vid steady for our viewing pleasure.

    ► Victor111
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Fuck that shit is FAKE AS.
    You fuckers really think these superhero freaks are real!?
    It's the government making shit up or all in preparation for a movie or something.

    ► Watches_the_Watchers (Veteran User)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Ever since the Day of the Bears, the world has gone crazy.
    Magic? Aliens? ESPers? Angels?

    No one knows for sure what's happening but one thing is certain:
    The governments know more than they're telling and this new footage proves it! Did you all not notice that the Crystal Chest Man was wearing regulation Army pants? The same ones their military personal who turned up where wearing.

    I'm putting my bet in for military experimentation for everyone involved. Bears, Rangers and Magical girls.

    ► UnderGround_33
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Victor111

    Why on earth would the Govt. Fake this shit?
    I was in Seattle when the Bears attacked! I had to carry my friend out when he was hit by a chunk of concrete that a freaking BEAR threw at him with its mind.
    These things ain't fake.
    Plus, as seen in Ops post. There are multiple sightings of them around the world helping out with various things. The chain of bureaucracy is too filled with incompetents to successfully hide this kind of stuff.

    ► MommaBear<3 (Moderator)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Victor111

    Please keep things civil and provide evidence when making such a claim against Veteran and Legacy Posters. Especially when they provide links to sources.

    @UnderGround_33

    Please PM me verification of your status as being at the Bear incident and I can modify your Tags.
    (PS, REALLY REGRETTING MY USERNAME RIGHT NOW.)

    ► Sk8terH8ther69
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Watches_the_Watchers

    Oh, shit you right.
    and he's got a typical army-boy buzz cut too. How did i not see that?

    ► Big_D_69 (Temp-Banned)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Those magic girls are fucking hot.
    I want to pin the blond one down and rape her pretty little ass raw.

    [Mod - MommaBear<3: We do not advocate sexual assault on this site. Take this time out to clean up your act.]

    ► HeatherZ (Sweetheart)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Big_D_69

    Eww gross, most of them are only about 12yo.

    ► Otaku177013 (OP) (Legacy Poster) (Top Contributor)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Big_D_69

    Dude... you know the rule: YES LOLI, NO TOUCH!

    ► GregThorn44 (New User)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Otaku177013

    I went to school with the Rangers!
    I'm assuming that the new power ranger rip offs are the same three teenagers that displayed telekinetic abilities during the Bear Attack.

    I'm in the year above them at school.
    They're Andrew Detmer, Matt Garetty and Steve Montgomery.

    A pic of their school yearbook photos can be found [HERE].

    They haven’t been seen since the Bear Attack but just about everyone in their year at school has been questioned by shady government men in suits.

    Don’t know why people aren’t talking about them.

    [Mod – MommaBear<3: Post removed pending review to protect poster from possible confidentiality breach.]

    [Super-Mod - Aries♈: Thanks, MommaB!]

    ► Otaku177013 (OP) (Legacy Poster) (Top Contributor)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @GregThorn44

    Wow. That does look like them.
    So they had their abilities before their suits? That’s not how it's supposed to work.

    Also… did you sign any NDAs to not talk about them?

    ► Faithful2Jesus (New User)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Demons
    Those are Demons and Sinners! And their powers are a sign of the Devil Deals they've made.

    2 Thessalonians 2:9 - The coming of the lawless one is by the activity of Satan with all power and false signs and wonders.

    Those are not Magical Girls they are WITCHES and SORCERESSES!

    Exodus 22:17 – You shall not tolerate a sorceress.[1]

    ► HeatherZ (Sweetheart)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @UnderGround_33

    Is your friend OK, UnderG?

    ► GregThorn44 (New User)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    NDAs? I had to sign some papers when I talked to the Feds but I didn’t really read them.

     

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    ► XxVoid_RangerxX (Veteran User) (Conspiracy Theorist)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Puh-lease!

    These aren’t fake, or demonic or, secret government experiments.

    These are INTERDIMENTIONAL ALIENS!

    Crystalline Aliens fighting an intergalactic war have chosen earth as their latest battleground. What we're seeing is the forces allied with Earth having chosen their representatives and the monstrous forces against us who have infected civilians with a silicon-based virus.

    ► Sk8terH8ther69
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @GregThorn44

    And that was the last we saw of Greg.

    ► UnderGround_33 (Bear Attack Survivor)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    New Tag FTW!

    @HeatherZ

    My friend is fine. Broke his leg but otherwise ok. Uses the story to pick up chicks.

    @XxVoid_RangerxX

    SOOO... like the plot of a Power Rangers series?

    GregThorn44

    Oh, shit.

    ► Aries♈ (The Girl In The Know) (Super-Mod) (Banned) (Unbanned)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Oh wow. These discussions are really taking off.
    It's amazing how close you all are and yet so far.
    I'm looking at you Void.

    The truth would really blow your minds though.

    I'll give you all a clue:

    Gods walk among you once more.

    [Mod – MotherBear<3: You are not a registered Mod of this Forum. I don’t know how you gave yourself tags that don’t exist but I’m banning on principle. No hacking the Forum.]

    [Super-Mod - Aries♈: Um… how bout no.]

     

    ► Otaku177013 (OP) (Legacy Poster) (Top Contributor)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Aries♈

    You seem to be hinting at knowing more than we do.

    Would you care to elaborate?

    ► Watches_The_Watchers (Verteran User)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Aries♈

    Are you saying that something "Divine" is causing this?
    Because I find that hard to believe and I’ll believe just about anything.

    ► Faithful2Jesus (New User)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Aries♈

    It is only through walking with God that we can be saved.

    ► Aries♈ (The Girl In The Know) (Ban Me If You Can)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Otaku177013

    Things are going to get worse before they get better but we're here to help.

    @Watches_The_Watchers

    Yep. Hella Divine.

    @Faithful2Jesus

    Different Gods, This one is a little less “Our Father” and a little more “Please, Daddy” (^.~)

    ► XxVoid_RangerxX (Veteran User) (Conspiracy Theorist)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Wait... "we're here to help"

    Does that mean what i think that means?

    The Magical Girl first on scene in the Bear Attack had horns like a ram and wielded fire-based attacks.

    While there's no footage. Witness statements from the forest fire last week stated that the red-haired MG used water in the shape of large pincers to put out some of the fire. Like a CRAB?

    Could the Magical Girls be somehow themed on the Zodiac and that Aries♈ is actually the small blond Magical Girl?

    ► Sk8terH8ther69
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Aries♈

    (//ω//) …Harder Daddy. LMFAO!

    ► HeatherZ (Sweetheart)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Aries♈

    You did NOT just say that!

    @XxVoid_RangerxX

    What? No, that's silly. Don’t be silly. Why would Ouranos make magical girls themed after a pseudo-science divination method?

    HAHAHAhaha.

    ► Aries♈ (The Girl In the Know) (Ban Me If You Can)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Oh WOW. Void-baby you are on deductive FIRE!

    I cannot confirm or deny your theories though.

    But let me just sa ajklsdfgnm
    elkg Tm/ GN Vwrgrw

    ► MotherBear<3 (Moderator)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    I banned them. How could they still post?

    ► SentaiFan54 (Veteran User)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Wait, that couldn’t have actually been one of the Magical Girls, Right? Right?!

    ► Aries♈ (The Girl In the Know) (Ban Me If You Can)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    Sorry All. Got to GO. TTFN!

     

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    ► Faithful2Jesus (New User)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Aries♈

    HEATHEN! WITCH! THE LORD GOD WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN FOUL AGENT OF THE DARK ONE!

    ► Big_D_669 (New User) (Banned)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Aries♈

    COME BACK AND POST YOUR TITS YOU FUCKING BITCH!

    [Mod – MotherBear<3: Did you make a new profile just to be a creep? BANNED!]

    ► Sk8terH8ter69
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    WTF just happened?

    ► MotherBear<3 (Moderator)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Sk8erH8er69

    I'm not sure. But my account shows that she's offline now. Not that that helps as her account doesnt actually exist in my systems.

    ► SentaiFan54 (Veteran User)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    So.. that could have actually been one of the Magical Girls?
    Fuuuuck, she could have told us so much!
    Like how to join the Rangers and if they have Zoids!

    ► Victor111
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    You all actually believed that Troll?

    ► XxVoid_RangerxX (Veteran User) (Conspiracy Theorist)
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @HeatherZ

    What did you mean by Ouranos?

    ► Underground_33
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @Victor111

    Right. SHE's the troll. (◔_◔)

    ► Watches_The_Watchers
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @HeatherZ

    Yeah, as Void said. Who's Ouranos?

     

    ► Faithful2Jesus
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @HeatherZ

    Blaspheme. Only our Lord and Jesus Christ are the one true Gods. Cast away your sin of worshiping a fake Greek idol.

    ► Otaku177013
    Replied on April 12, 2013:

    @HeatherZ

    Hello? Still here?
    .
    .
    .



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“Damnit! Get offa me!” Avery whined as she twisted trying to get out from underneath Heather.

“Not until you promise to not reveal anything more online.” Heather explained while she tapped out a quick goodbye and logged out of Avery’s account that was open on her P-Comm.

Finding out that the P-Comms had seemingly unrestricted internet access though holographic screens had not been conductive to the productivity of those in the Temple but it was a boon for those who either couldn’t or wouldn’t go home.

“Oh, come on! It’s not like they would’ve believed me.” Avery groused.

“It doesn’t matter. It’s bad enough that half the girls here aren’t able to go home, we don’t need to risk any of the others losing their secret identities.”

That shut Avery up. She was one of the girls that had a good homelife and a secret identity. Of the thirteen Twilight Princess Knights only six could say the same.

Four girls had shit parents: drug addicts, abusers or simply absent. One girl’s parents were dead and she had no family to go to. Her choices were either the streets of Thailand where she had been found by her mascot or the Moon. The last two had made the mistake of telling their parents.

Turns out that completely rational and loving parents didn’t like the idea of their barely teen daughters flying off to fight crime and monsters. They had tried to put their foot down and deny the girls but… the allure of the Magical Girl is too strong to ignore. Avery knew that she could never stop. The power, the thrill, the sheer wonder of being a superhero too much to give up. Those girls thought the same and left their parents behind. Thankfully, there seemed to be a spate of parents making up that their kids went off to join the Superheros when they had really run away. This meant that the truth told to the girls’ parents was lost in a flood of lies by others.

But that couldn’t last forever. Part of the reason Avery had thought to leak some actual information was to get their side out there before anyone noticed that two sets of parents in completely different countries were telling the exact same story to anyone who would listen.

Anyway, the point was that those six girls chose to stay at the Temple nearly full time. It wasn’t as bad as it sounded. The temple had plenty of rooms and amenities as well as food and entertainment. Not only were the kitchens resupplied by the girls who could leave the Temple which was paid for using a Black credit card that Dianna assured them had enough funds for just about anything; Dianna could, as of a few months back, conjure picnic baskets full of tasty food and, for some strange reason, also conjure streams of honey.

Avery blushed and pushed away the intrusive thought of Dianna commanding her to lick the sweet golden drops from her smooth, pale skin. The sweet taste of the honey mixing the alluring musk of the absolutely gorgeous woman as she licked her way up the Goddess’ thigh. Of how Steve would join them, nude as a Greek athlete and his dark skin glistening with the sticky swee-

“Are you even listening?” Heather pouted.

“What? Ummm, yes?” Avery said as she was brought back to reality her face heating up in embarrassment. Down girl! She thought to herself.

“Then what did I just say?” Heather pressed.

“Umm… That it was my responsibility as leader of the Twilight Knights to set a good example for the others to follow?” Aver asked.

Heather frowned at her. “… Lucky guess.”

They were interrupted from further conversation from a voice at the door.

“You girls need a minute? I can come back in like an hour or so?” Aisha said smugly as she leant against the doorframe.
Heather frowned before finally noticing that she had delivered her lecture while still straddling Avery who had been knocked to the floor in their scuffle.

“Epp!” Heather squeaked before leaping off Avery. “I’m sorry! I gottagobye!” she said quickly as she swept past Aisha as quickly as she could without technically running.
Avery just rolled her eyes from where she was still on the floor.

“That girl needs to calm down sometimes.” She said as she claimed to her feet.

Aisha shrugged and strolled over to one of Avery’s couches, into which she flopped back with a muffled thump. “Or get laid.”

Avery didn’t respond except for a small blush. Despite being the leader of the Twilight Princess Knights; she was not the oldest. Aisha, at fourteen, had two years on her and as all teenagers know two years was a lot of difference in experience. Specifically, Avery’s none to Aisha’s alluded to ‘some’ regardless of her overactive imagination.

“You need me for something?” Avery asked as she took a seat on the opposite couch in her little sitting room.

Aisha nodded. “Sagittarius, Leo, Blue, Red and myself just got back from North Korea.”

Avery nodded and with a flick of her wrist opened up her inbox on the P-comm. Already there were two submitted mission reports from Leo and Red. Three more would be coming in within the day.

“You were on a simple scouting and investigation mission.” Avery didn’t ask as she had been the one to send them out. Andrew had shown he was good with computers and with the help of Jade, who turned out to be a natural, they had hacked into some of the Chinese Government’s systems. To be honest, they had hacked every government not just China but China did have the most actionable data. The computers available here in the Temple were truly ridiculous on what they could accomplish.

What they had found was that Chinese had isolated anomalous seismic readings from the mountains between China and North Korea over the last few months that were progressively getting stronger. The readings did not match expected seismic activity typical of the volcano nearby but were much more regular and slowly growing in intensity.

“We surveyed the mountains between North Korea and China and found a joint base near Changbai Mountain. It’s set up to look like a geological research facility but there’s too many armed personal.”

Avery frowned as she brought up a map of the area. The P-comm map was linked to the Temple’s Observation Orb which, while absolutely incredible, could only actively observe one location in real-time at any one time and was currently in use on higher priority targets. This meant that despite the Orbs ability to observe the surface as if one was literally standing there, she could only bring up incredibly high-resolution stills that the orb captured passively during the moons twenty-seven-day orbit. Albeit, these were high-resolution images of every location on earth but it still did mean that her map was technically (she checked the last orbital time in the top right of the image) eight days old.

The images showed the beginning of construction of what could be a temporary base but really could be anything. A lot must have changed in eight days.

“And this couldn’t wait for the mission report?” Avery asked as she still scrolled through the map getting a feel for the location. Even if the Chinese and North Koreans had located a possible Titan emergence point it wasn’t like they could really do anything except be the first casualties if and when it did emerge.

“Not when I saw General Peterson there.” Aisha said almost flippantly.

“Fuuuck.” Avery groaned. “I wondered where he disappeared to.”

General Jack Peterson was one of the military higher-ups pushing for more research using the ‘Metagenic Unkown Mineral’ or MUM of short, though it was also being tentatively called Urcinite in some circles. He was also one of the leading voices in America calling for the capture and interrogation of the ‘dangerous and uncontrolled metahuman threat’, AKA the Twilight Princess Knights and the Rangers. The fact that he was seen onsite at a joint operation between China and North Korea, two nations that did not have great relations with America, meant that there was communication going on behind the scenes that they hadn’t yet uncovered.

Aisha kicked her heels back and lounged, making the lazy posture somehow look good. “Ya thinks this is connected to the slave boat we found?”

Avery was already writing up new orders for Andrew and Jade to look deeper into the systems they were in and to meet in the morning to brainstorm how they had missed this but she nodded distractedly at Aisha. “We knew we had ruffled some feathers when we uncovered that little shit show.”

Aisha grunted her agreement. It was, sad to say, expected to find human trafficking in the less well-off nations of the world. But those girls they had rescued had not been scooped off the streets of South Asia or the more troubled parts of Eastern Europe. No, they were all little white girls snatched from American streets. Aisha wasn’t racist or anything but she did see the reality. Those girls’ disappearance would have been noticed and they would have been reported as missing to the authorities. Sure, a handful of kids going missing could be explained as bad people doing bad things. But two hundred kids kidnapped in the last six months all fitting between the ages of six and sixteen and all of them blond haired and blue eyed? No, that was a pattern and patterns get noticed. The fact that it wasn’t all over the news before they had been rescued meant that it was being covered up and that level of cover up meant that it was either high-up or widespread or both. This was doubly confirmed by the lack on media coverage on the case after they had saved those kids.
Aisha grit her teeth in frustration. What was the point of saving people if the world still sucked?

“All we can do is keep a watch on the site and try and keep track of Peterson.” Avery sighed as she finished up her messages. “We’re building good public opinion of ourselves but we still don’t have enough public support if we start fighting the military head on.”

Aisha tilted her head to the side. “And the fact that Green was seen doing just that last week?” She said referencing the video that Avery had just been commenting on.

“It’s expected for us to clash with ‘rogue elements of the military’ but the moment we start going after elected politicians is the moment we get labelled as dangerous.

“This ain’t a comic book story, ya know.” Aisha grumped.

“Isn’t it?” Avery counters with a vague gesture around the room. The room in the Moonstone Temple which was, you know, on the moon.

“I’ll have my report for you by morning.” Aisha sighed and started getting off the couch.

Avery nodded. “I’d like you to be at the meeting with the techies at ten.”

Aisha cocked an eyebrow. “You know me and computers don’t play nice, right?”

Avery snorted. “I know. I still remember you somehow crashing the solitaire.”

“It still say it was cheating.” Aisha smirked.

“No. I want you there cause you’re going to be leading the team on this.”

Aisha smirk evolved into a full grin. “Now you’re talking.”

She made her way to the door and left with a wave over her shoulder and a “Later.”

Avery shook her head and pulled up more files. She had a few new meetings to schedule.


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Alex flinched then forced himself to relax under the tender ministrations of the small, Asian woman who was crouched over his back and currently manhandling his upper back muscles as if they had done her a great personal wrong. Her hands deftly pressed and flowed along the lines of his musculature in a methodical manner that near painfully stretched his muscles yet also eased any tightness or soreness and left him feeling both relaxed and slightly strained. After all, if a massage didn’t hurt just a little then it was just foreplay.

The girls in his life were lovely and he was pretty sure he loved them but none of them could give a proper massage if their lives depended on it. The idle thought to jump to a world with a massage talent perk flitted across his mind but was quickly dismissed. His Kings Ransom perk made him disgustingly wealthy which meant that in most Jumps he could simply pay for a professional massage if he wanted one. Which is what he was doing now.

The Jade Lily was the go-to place for Hong Kong’s rich and famous. The exclusive spa was high class and expensive enough to guarantee prompt service, use high quality and natural oils and give a very good professional massage. Its exclusivity negated any awkward situations where the masseuse might offer various extra services while fondling your sack though, if his social perks were reading the masseuses body language correctly, the spa might have passed the point where the higher cost actively prevented unprofessional offers and entered the stage where such services were either included naturally or offered as full on after work escort work.

Alex had never been to a place like this before he started his jump chain and so just didn’t know. Hell, it could just be his various attractiveness enhancing perks acting against him and making the young woman more considering than she would normally be. Not that he would take her up on the offer he was sure she was going to make at the end of their session. He had enough women in his life right now and didn’t think they would appreciate him sleeping around… though now that he thought on it, maybe they wouldn’t care.

His relationship with the girls was a strange one. They had simply seemed to fall into it together. He wanted to say they were all in a polycule type relationship but that simply wasn’t the case. It was definitely a harem with the only question being if it was centred around himself or shared with Lyn. That’s not to say that the girls didn’t like each other or didn’t share intimacy with each other; only that they weren’t as emotionally invested in a joint shared relationship.

For Morrigan and Lapis this made some sense given their origins. Morrigan started as an asexual ghost-monster turned into a female-ghost via a magic crown. Asexual in that she literally didn’t have a defined sexual characteristic before putting on the crown rather than a complete lack of interest in sexual activity. She enjoyed intimacy and was happy to engage and seek it out. She liked to make crude jokes and remarks in private and she was currently pregnant with his child. But sexual intimacy was superfluous in her life. She didn’t need it to be happy. What she drew from the relationship was a sense of partnership and companionship more than intimacy. She would likely simply accept anyone new into their circle so long as they enriched their shared experience by contributing to that joint partnership.

Lapis was much the same in that she had the mentality of a Gem. Their concept of relationships and love were entirely a strange combination of romantic, platonic and familial love. Eros, or erotic love, didn’t play a role in their species courtships at all, or at least they hadn’t until they had encountered human and imitated their physiology enough to enjoy sexual intimacy. From what he could tell, Lapis saw intimacy as something enjoyable that can be done freely between romantic interests, close friends and even with family. The group she was in was, to her, comprised of all three. To Lapis we were her friends, her partners and her family and thus she would accept anyone who joined them as one or more of those categories.

And Lyn… Lyn was just weird. If he was honest then he could recognise that she was the best type of yandere. Her obsession with him wasn’t possessive or destructive but was instead supportive in nature. Her happiness was, in her mind, tied directly to his happiness. If he enjoyed the company of another then she would be happy for him but would also be happier if she was included. Her interest was primarily in himself and any relationship she built with others was likely to be something that furthered her relationship with him. That didn’t mean she didn’t enjoy herself or didn’t want to be in a relationship with the others; didn’t mean that she didn’t like or even love Lapis and Morrigan. What it did mean was that there was a set hierarchy to her relationships and he was at the top.

This mean that while Morrigan and Lapis wouldn’t care if he had casual sex with his masseuse, they also wouldn’t want to participate or do the same with others. Lyn though would only be disappointed that she wasn’t invited to the fun but otherwise wouldn’t care… He still wasn’t going have sex with his masseuses though.

Alex grunted as the masseuse loosened at particularly stubborn knot in his right shoulder, a knot that really shouldn’t have been there at all given his various body perks and alt-forms. Pondering the nature of his relationships was, oddly enough, simply a way to distract himself from the stress he was accumulating from watching the path this world was taking.

Chronicle was supposed to be a jump where he picked up a powerset, grabbed pseudo-capstone booster and enjoyed and researched some modern entertainment media to inspire future jumps. He had certainly not intended to turn the world into some kind of strange amalgamation of magical girl anime, sentai warrior tokusatsu and marvelesque superhero shenanigans. Part of the problem was that by the time the MOGOs actually started emerging he had planned to have already left the world far behind. His intentions, therefore, had been good; spread some powers around so that humanity had a chance if the MOGOs emerged. But in the time between now and when those empowered individuals were going to truly be needed the plot just kept on thickening!

Honestly, he thought to himself, he might have lost control of the situation. Of course, then he had reflected on his past actions and came to the realisation that he never had control of it to begin with. That didn’t make him feel much better.
Eventually he came to the conclusion that he had been way too hands off during this jump even when he had actively changed so much and added outside variables. That didn’t mean he was going to suddenly jump into the thick of things within Chronicle but that he should try to be more involved in the story of whichever world he went to next if only to remain on top of the changes he would inevitably introduce.

Alex was distracted from further pondering by a delicate hand slipping between his thighs and caressing his junk.

“You should know that I am available or any further stress relied you may require, Young Master.” The masseuse only slightly accented English was whispered sensually into his ear as her nails ran lightly over his sensitive flesh.

Alex suppressed a groan, either of pleasure or annoyance he wasn’t sure himself. “Thank you, but no. I’m happily in a relationship at the moment.”

The girl pouted and genuinely seemed to be disappointed but was professional enough not to press. Alex was definitely going to leave a large tip though; he had the money and the massage had still been excellent.


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There was only a month left until they could leave Chronicle and move onto the next jump. This meant that all around the globe hundreds of pregnant women were giving birth to very special babies. Each of these women were part of one of three groups: The Prometheus Foundation, the Daughters of Gaia Society and the Jörð Sisterhood. These three organisations were all created by Lyn as fronts for the multitude of trust funds and to act as support systems for the new mothers. They each promoted and supported motherhood and childcare initiatives for all women as well as a heavy emphasis on community support systems and social welfare programs. Additionally, they each had advanced learning and child healthcare programs in place for members to take advantage off.

Even though the organisations were only created to support the thousand or so children Alex and the girls had spread around the world, the collective membership of the three organisations had already exceeds two million and were still accepting new members. It wasn’t difficult to make the three organisations self-sufficient when you had near unlimited funds to get the ball rolling and the good in the community that each organisation was already accomplishing more than justified any initial investment. Additionally, the more regular mothers that joined the programs only meant the greater the smokescreen that hid those women carrying special children.

Alex was going over the reports he had on the progress of each of the programs. So far none of the chosen mothers were showing any issues. Both Lyn and his own social perks was doing their best. Half the expectant children were already born without any complications and each infant seemed to be thriving according to the reports.

Alex looked up from his Gemtech computer as Morrigan entered the room. She was the only woman currently carrying a child he was emotionally invested in and so he closed the reports with a thought and turned his attention to her.

“Alex, there’s something I want to talk about.” Morrigan started.

“You do know that that sounds really ominous when a guy here’s something like that from a girl, right?” Alex joked to cover his sudden anxiety.

Morrigan waved those words away as she took a seat on the opposite side of his desk. “It’s nothing bad.”
“Alright then. What’s up?” Alex asked easing up just a little.

Morrigan nodded. “I’ve been tracking my pregnancy and think we might have a slight complication.”

Well, that wasn’t concerning at all. “What do you mean?”

“I asked you to give me Diamond child because the Danann needed a successor and we weren’t having any success with developing a new Diamond from the Diamond shards.”

Alex nodded. “I’m not sure exactly why you insisted on needing a new Diamond but yeah, I remember that. It’s why we used Breeding Program to ensure that the conception would be a Diamond.”

Morrigan nodded. “We need a new Diamond because the Gems of Danann are becoming more independent. Despite all their work in becoming more egalitarian they are, at their core, a species that exists with hierarchies. A Diamond daughter between you and me will alleviate their ridiculous fear that you’re one day going to sweep in and take over as well as legitimise my legacy by having a Diamond who won’t oppress their society ready to take over.”

Alex didn’t agree that that made any sense but agreed that somehow it did so to the Gems. These were a species that even when the Diamond Authority released their iron grip on them still upheld the Diamonds as the panicle Gemstone.

“So, what’s the problem?” Alex asked.

“The pregnancy is progressing much slower than a human one.” Morrigan admitted. “We assumed that since the child was conceived, instead of simply created, that they would develop more like a human foetus.”

Alex nodded. “It’s going to be more than the normal nine months.”

Morrigan nodded again. “More like eighteen years. Much faster than shard-based pregnancies but longer than human ones by a factor of twenty.”

“That sucks,” Alex admitted, “but I’m not sure what the problem is.”

“The problem is that I know we’re not going to stick around this Jump for another seventeen years and a half years.”

“We can stay for nine more and then spend ten in the next jump. That should be plenty of time for the child to come to term.”

Morrigan smiled. “It’s nice of you to offer but we both know you’d go stir-crazy if you had to spend nine more years here. Plus, the next jump is likely to be more dangerous than this one and I’d rather not go only to be stuck in Danann for the safety of the kid.”

“Then what are you suggesting?” Alex asked confused.

“I was talking to Seraphina and she made a suggestion.” Morrigan started.

“Wait.” Alex interrupted her. “How did you talk to Seraphina?”

Morrigan cocked an eyebrow at him. “She called me on the companion phone.”

“Right, sorry. Continue.” Of course she could do that if she wanted to.

Morrigan nodded. “She suggested that I stay here in the Chronicle Jump while you do the next one. She’s very interested in the changes made to this world and wants to see how they play out so she’s willing to adjust the time differences between the jumps to give me three years here for every year you do elsewhere. Supposedly, having a companion stay will actually make it easier to adjust the time differentials.”

“But you’d be stuck here for at least eighteen years.” Alex argued.

“That really won’t matter to me. I’m still primarily a Ghost and Gem and our sense of time is much different to you own. You still think mostly like a human.” Morrigan answered then smirked. “I’ll be fine micromanaging Danann for a decade or two but Seraphina’s suggestion means that you only have to miss me for six to seven years.”

Alex gave a weary chuckle as she saw through to the heart of his objection. He didn’t want to spend so long away from her and their new unborn child.

“Just think of it this way. Now you won’t have to put up with me being all hormonal and such.”

Alex gave her glib stare. “You know I wouldn’t care about that.”

Morrigan shrugged. “Just trying to lighten the mood.”

“Are you sure this is what you want?” Alex asked eventually.

“I think it will be for the best. This world is safe for me to give birth in and I can still have fun watching over the Twilight Princess Knights. I’ve got Dianna to keep me company as well as everyone on Danann.”

Alex was silent for a long moment as he considered their options but eventually, he felt he had to acquiesce. He couldn’t guarantee her and the child’s safety in jumps with magic or other superpowered threats. Here, despite their meddling, held no real risks for either Morrigan or the child. Seraphina’s willingness to alter the flow of time between the worlds was also a boon. Neither of them expected a near two-decade long pregnancy and this way did minimise how little each of them was going to miss out on the adventure.

“Alright.” Alex finally agreed.

“Thankyou.” Morrigan said with a relived smile.

“But you know what this means, right?” Alex said as he stood and walked around the desk to her.

Morrigan frowned. “No…” she said cautiously.

“It means I’ve only got a month to show you how much I’m going to miss you.” Alex smirked and swept her out of the chair and into his arms.

Morrigan giggled as she through her arms around his neck and relaxed in his hold. “Well then. We better make the most of it.” She said with an exaggerated wiggle of her eyebrows.

Alex laughed as he carried her to the bedroom.

Notes:

AN. I'm not happy with this chapter. Especially the massage scene. It was supposed to be this scene where Alex reflects on the need to be more active in the next jump but devolved into an analysis of his relationships with the girls that, while possibly needed, just doesnt really fit.

Chapter 21: SUPERHOT

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Alex did not spend the last month in the world of chronicle laying idle. He was finally going to go to a world he had actually wanted to spend time in since he started this whole adventure. The only reason he hadn’t jumped right into the world of Harry Potter from the get go was because he wasn’t an idiot. The world of Harry Potter was a candied veneer of whimsy over a rotten apple core of racism, torture and violation of the sanctity of self. Rowling had written the books for children but if you read in between the line, if you considered the implications of the various spells, potions and the actions of Death Eaters, then the Wizarding world took on a much darker tone.

This is why Alex had taken up the various powers he had already. The greatest ability that a Jumpchain gave was the Out of Context solution. His half-ghost abilities from Danny Phantom may look like the ghosts of Harry Potter but were based on incredibly different principles. His Ghost King magic from Luigi’s Haunted Mansion gave him a well of magical power that played by different rules than simple wanded spellcasting. Lastly, his foray into the world of chronicle granted him powerful pseudo-wandless abilities that should bypass most, if not all, protections that a magical might set up without already knowing the principle behind his telekinetic abilities.

That did not mean that Alex was completely secure in his ability to achieve anything meaningful within a Harry Potter universe. Depending on the interpretation, the Unforgivables were anything between misused medical spells to the blackest of soul magics. He simply didn’t know how the killing curse would affect someone with a Gem-like body or who was already half-ghost. Magic was, after all, one of the greatest and most unpredictable equalisers in almost all universes.

So, he decided, it was time to actually put some effort in preparing himself and spend the remaining time doing what he could with all of his new cheat abilities. While the world was still enraptured in the actions of their new superpowered idols; Alex travelled and trained.

Some of the training was simple: he spent some more time in the Temple and the Warehouse experimenting with his Ghost King magic. Again, he ran into the same problems he had whenever he tried training with his magic before. Simply put, he didn’t know what he could actually do with it outside of creating Magical Portrait Traps or conjuring large mansions. Yelling out spell names he had found in a variety of books, from Harry Potter to Dungeons and Dragons, had yielded little in the way of positive results. Anything he did achieve with those spells seemed to be unrelated to the spell itself. Calling out ‘Wingardium Leviosa!’ certainly caused the targeted feather to float but the same was achieved when he simply channelled some of the violet magical energies and willed the feather — and any other targeted object — into the air, being able to utilise a magic version of telekinesis to move the items around.

The same was found with many other spells as he found he could use a ghost magic equivalent for conjuration, summoning and banishing. With conjuring being the easiest of those tried. Honestly, the only limit he could find on his new conjuration skills was the ability to conjure a fully sentient entity. Gold, silver, and jewels could be brought into existence as easily as foods, trees and technology. Animals could be willed into being even if they did not follow commands and simply acted like wild animals. People could not be created but corpses, puppets and golems in the shape of people could be. Which was a relief truth be told. Alex was cognisant that he already had enough abilities to create true life and didn’t need another one that could create fully sentient people with a wave of his hand. Conjured items and animals would fade and disappear if he didn’t invest a larger amount of energy into their creation which would result in seemingly permanent conjurations.

Other spell attempts were much more hit and miss. Transfigurations worked only some of the time and most of those times they did work it seemed to be as a result of another affect. He could not transfigure a ball into a bird but he could, somehow, imbue a ball with magic which caused it to grow wings… it was annoyingly inconsistent. Other slightly conceptual spells such as the leg-locker curse or even a stunner simply failed outright, though he did find he could send forth a low-cost blast of destructive magic.

Esoteric spells, however, failed completely. Ghost magic could not summon forth a Patronus even if he could summon a very convincing illusion of one when he kept trying. This led to the discovery of the second easiest ability of ghost magic: a mastery of illusions. Truly, he could create a semblance, image, sound or feel or any object, thing or environment that he could imagine with barely a flicker of will and a spark magical energy. These illusions were, of course, completely insubstantial. But they could certainly be used for distraction and diversion as well as a fantastic way to spread ideas and information.

Alex was only able to discover so much in such a short time through the compounding effects of his various perks. Supernatural Savant made the various magical skills and abilities flow from his fingers with only a little thought and effort. He, near instinctually, knew how to twist and tweak the energies flowing through him to produce the responses he wanted. Compounding that, were his various experience modifiers. By not eating meat for the duration of his training, the time he spent became twenty times more effective due to his Vegetarian perk even if it did make the training ten times more difficult. Except that difficulty was then countered by I Just Do My Best At Everything which allowed him to do his best effort, repeatedly and continuously without accumulating stress or fatigue. Finally, added to that was his Shooting Schedule perk that he got from Morrigan, this let him learn or train at five times the rate he would normally. Together, this mean that his month of training his magical abilities was a combined one hundred times more effective: an equivalence of training for a about eight years!

It was a few days into that training that Alex had a brainwave and jumped his training from ridiculousness to insane. Using his ghost duplication ability, he split himself once, twice and then tree times resulting in eight ghostly duplicate. Each one’s maximum power was halved with each split meaning that each one only contained 12.5% of his total strength which was then reduced to 1.25% of his maximum from the drawback of his Vegetarianism. Given that his ghost powers were based on a character that single handily took over the entire planet and that his Diamond physique was capable of crushing dirt into pure diamond with her bare hands, his drastically underpowered clones were still at peak human ability.

This meant that while one of his duplicates focused on magic another would travel from martial arts studio to martial arts studio picking up tips and tricks and, again due to Vegetarian causing him to be a target for bullying, getting into fights. Fights that he handled easily with Death Dealing Machine of Ultra-Violence and Choreographed Mauling.

Three duplicates spent the month in France, China and Japan, respectively, immersing themselves in the languages and learning at a phenomenal rate. A subjective eight years living and breathing the languages had made Alex near fluent by the time the month was up. They also kept pushing the limits of his new telekinetic abilities in subtle ways, such as maintaining a shield around themselves, keeping cups of tea hot with molecular vibration or stretching their range by shaping distant clouds into fantastic sculptures.

Finally, it was the last three duplicates had the most important task of all. They spent the month relaxing with the girls, lounging around, watching over the magical girls, eating junk, playing video games and napping on the couch. While that would seem counterproductive; it was actually incredible fruitful. It made use of the An Opera in the Kitchen perk which made it so that any time spent on simple, necessary or uneventful tasks counted as if he had used that time to train or study to improve one of his skills or abilities at twice the effectiveness. This meant that those three duplicates were spending a combined equivalence of fifty years of training as they lounged about. The only reason that Alex didn’t just direct every clone to being lazy, couch potatoes was that the resulting training was a diluted blanket increase of all his abilities over time rather than a directed one, contributing piecemeal to skills such as cooking and painting as much as magical combat and psychic ability.

Suffice to say, Alex felt incredibly confident in his current abilities to survive and act in a world where everyone would have fantastic magical power.

Now, on the last night within the Chronicle universe, Alex relaxed with Alex, Lapis, Lyn and Morrigan on the couch as they watched the evening news. Alex, Lapis and Lyn struggled to hide their snickering as Morrigan gaped at the report of two semi-famous bloggers being found within the local zoo’s bear enclosure that morning, dressed in full body bear costumes and suffering extensive blunt force damage to their knees.

“It is unknown how the two, known for their online blog ‘My Un-Bear-able Teenage Daughter’ managed to enter the enclosure nor how they sustained such intensive injuries but preliminary investigation has unearthed that the two’s daughter, and main focus of their blog, has been missing for almost an entire year without such being reported.” An attractive blond reporter explained to the camera as she stood in front of the zoo’s bear exhibit which was cordoned off with police tape.

The scene on the television spit in half with the appearance of a balding man sitting behind a desk with the channel’s news logo acting as his backdrop.

“Stacey, has there been any report as to what might have happened to their daughter?” He asked.

Stacey held a finger to her earpiece, nodding along with only a half second of delay to the male reporters’ words.

“Well, John, we spoke to several neighbours and family friends of the couple who had expressed the likely hood that she had run away. The couples’ blog was thought to have been a light-hearted and staged comedy where the parents pretended to be raising a bear as their own daughter. Yet, after speaking to those who knew them, it seems that the couple may have been deranged enough to actually believe their own daughter was a bear in actuality and much of the humorous videos on the website were in fact hiding a deeper, darker, truth masquerading in plain sight.”

John shook his head with exaggerated sadness. “Truly awful. So far the extent of the truth is unknown but their police have already released a statement that the couple are being charged with Trespass, child endangerment, child neglect and abuse with more charges likely to be given as further investigation of their actions are performed.”
The scene shifted to only John in the studio flanked by another female reporter.
“In other news: magic in the air as the Lion and Snake Zodiac Girls were seen flying over New York City with one young lucky fan getting up close and personal with the superheros when they captured his escaped helium balloon.” John said with a grin as mobile phone footage of Cassidy and Jade of the Twilight Princess Knights spread across the television and pushed his image into a small box on lower left. The footage showed Cassidy snagging a red balloon out of the air and the two flying down to return it to an excitable little boy who was near yanking his mother’s arm off with how much he was jumping around and pointing at the two female heroes.

“I can’t believe you did that.” Morrigan finally said.

Lapis stretched out on the couch and half lay, half fell into Morrigan’s lap, her arms wrapping around the woman’s waist in a hug. Alex, leant against her and threw on arm around her shoulders while Lyn reached across Alex to grip her hand.

“We know that you’ve just spent the Jump away from them but we made a promise to break their legs at the start and we damn well kept it.” Alex said with a grin.

Lyn nodded. “We pulled them out of their beds in the middle of the night and kept unconscious while we moved them. They’ll never be able to connect it back to us or you… well, at least not officially. The bear costumes may have been a bit on the nose.”

Morrigan just gave a chocked laugh and returned the hug. “I’m going to miss you guys.”

Lapis nodded. “We’ll miss you too.”

“You can still come along.” Alex said.

Morrigan shook her head. “No, this is for the best. I’ll see you all again in a decade or so.”

Lyn crawled over Alex so she could kiss the teary eyes ex-ghost. “Then we better make the most of tonight.”


⦖⋄⦕



Alex appeared in the stary void between realities only to immediately be wrapped up in a tight hug by a squealing Seraphina.

“Thankyou! Thankyou! Thankyou!” The fae being squealed as she peppered Alex with kisses.

Alex held the incredibly powerful being carefully and respectfully but still enjoyed the experience. “Umm… you’re welcome. But what did I do?”

Seraphina nimbly stepped back and out of his arms yet still excitedly bounced on the balls of her feet. “A full genre shift from canonical variance!”

Alex frowned in confusion. “Is this about the magical girls?”

Seraphina nodded and spun around, conjuring a pair of couches with a snap of her fingers. She proceeded to fall backwards into one of the couches with a satisfying thwomp and pulled out her little red-leather bound book.

“You remember how I explained the various worlds reacting to each other as ripples, right?”

Alex nodded. “Each word was the epicentre of a ripple of variations spreading outward and something about the imagination of those within those realities creating new ripples or something.”

Seraphina nodded emphatically as she flipped through the small book. “Yep! That’s it… well, no, that’s a vastly simplified version of what really happens but that is what I explained.”

She smiled as she found whatever she was looking for and with a flick of her fingers on the page a holographic image of a multiple circular ripples of light, like a video of rain drops on a still pond appeared between them.

“So this,” Seraphina pointed to a slowly spreading circle in the bottom right, “represent the world of Chronicle.”

“Ok.” Alex nodded as he watched the various ripples of light that spread and merged and bounced around but he focused on the ripple Seraphina pointed to.

“There! Did you see it?” Seraphina asked excitedly.

Alex squinted. “Can you replay it and zoom in?”

“Sure.” Seraphine swished her fingers through the display and the image zoomed in and replayed.

This time Alex could see as the line of light which was the ripple seemed to shiver and split and as the ripple collided — though at this resolution he could see that the lines didn’t actually touch — with another ripple he could see that the split line collapsed into itself becoming a small ball of light that bounced between the ripples before flying away at great speed.

Seraphina twitched her fingers and the image replayed but this time followed the ball as it pinged between multiple realities before stopping in an empty area and then spreading outward as a new ripple of reality.

“You created a variant reality different enough that it wasn’t caught within the drift of canon and was thrown out at the next thematic merger.” Seraphina explained.
“And that’s good?” Alex asked.

“Of course, it’s good!” Seraphina exclaimed. “That right there is something that never existed before.”

“But isn’t that how it works? The realities collide and make new splashes?”

Seraphina nodded. “Yes, but that process takes time and a lot if collective imagination from the inhabitants. This,” Seraphina jabbed a finger at the new spreading ripple, “took a fraction of the energy needed.”

Understanding dawned on Alex. “This is why you create jumpers.”

Seraphina grinned. “It’s not the entire reason but it is a happy coincidence.”

“So, you want me to keep making big changes?”

Seraphina sighed and shook her head. “No. Like I said ‘it’s a happy coincidence,’ don’t be afraid to change things, in fact I still encourage you too, but that isn’t your purpose.”

“I’m confused. Why tell me at all then?” Alex asked.

“Because it’s still pretty cool, this is the first new thematic shift I’ve had a hand in. I got a big bonus for that.” Seraphina smiled.

“So, what is my purpose?” Alex asked.

Seraphina just gave him a wooden smile and mimed zipping her lips.
“Right, I’m guessing you can’t tell me.”

Her only reply was to keep the smile.

Alex heaved an aggravated sigh. “Alright! Onto the next world selection then.”
Seraphin’s smile morphed into a natural grin. “Have you already decided?”

Alex nodded. “Yeah. I’m going to get me a Hermione. But first I want to see the list of Gauntlets again.”

“Finally going to a Harry Potter world then?” Seraphina brought up the list of gauntlets with a wave of her hand.

“Yeah. But I want to do a gauntlet first. They’re generally quick and are therefore like free perks… assuming I don’t pick something stupid.”

Seraphina paused to think while Alex browsed through the list. “Have you looked at ‘It’s a Game Hermione, enjoy’ it’s got some really nice rewards.”

Alex sighed. “Yeah, I was really tempted by that one but it’s a lot of effort to complete. Like, a subjective twenty-one years stuck as canon characters without my other abilities.”

“True, but it does have Hermione.”

“Yeah, but isn’t it insane cannibal Hermione?” Alex asked.

“Umm… yeah, like sixty percent of the time.”

“I rest my case.”

“So, what did you chose then?”

“A lot of these I just don’t know enough about to easily try but I’ve played ‘Superhot’ before and finished it only a day or so.”

Seraphina brought up the referred to Gauntlet. “This is the stick-figure first-person shooter where time only moves when you do, right?”

Alex nodded. “It’s got a built-in bullet-time perk that I’m thinking will be great if, or more likely when, I get into a spell slinging battle in Harry Potter.”

“That’s a pretty good effect to keep.” Seraphina nodded. “Want me to bring up the girls to watch?”

“Sure.” Alex said as he went over his choices.

“Seraphina!” Lyn cried out as she leapt at the jump-chan.

Seraphina caught the exuberant girl in a hug as Lapis looked on with an exasperated smile.

Alex smiled then studiously tried to ignore the girls to concentrate on making the right selection. Gauntlets only gave points through drawbacks and he had to maximise his advantages. Though the perks he most wanted were actually free. He did half listen to Seraphina explaining the peculiars of Morrigan’s choice to remain behind with an increased time differential between Chronicle and where-ever he went next. Approximately three years would pass in chronicle for every one he spends elsewhere though it could stretch out to four years depending on the thematic drift that might occur in that time. He did zone out once Seraphina started explaining thematic drift and replayed the whole presentation he got before for the girls arrived.

Twenty minutes later he had presented his choices to Seraphina.

 




Alexander Blake

Superhot Gauntlet.

0CP (+200)

Origin: Bodymod 21yo

Perks:

basic.core [Free]

SUPERHOT.core [Free]

killer.hack [150]

Items:

VR Headset & PC [Free]

Republika [Free]

Trash.hack [25]

Drawbacks

Encore [+200]






“You still have twenty-five CP left over.” Seraphina mentioned as she looked over Alex’s choices.

“Yeah, but there’s nothing I can afford with only twenty-five CP and nothing I want enough to take more drawbacks or to do any of the challenges.”

“Not even the FULLSTOP challenge that will make SUPERHOT mode completely time stopped?” Lyn piped in as she peeked over Alex’s shoulder to see.

Alex shook his head. “Don’t get me wrong. I would take it but I only get five lives in this gauntlet and would rather take what I can get than risk coming out with nothing.”

“Well, if you’re ready I’ll send you in.” Seraphina said.

Alex nodded.


⦖⋄⦕



SUPERHOT

/SUPERHOT

//SUPERHOT

Alex groaned internally as he stared at the green text on the black screen in front of him and tried not to throw up.

Despite not taking the drawback that made him incompatible with the VR systems within the world that SUPERHOT takes place in, the motion-sickness that had always plagued him when he played FPS games remained.

Rubbing his eyes Alex opened the message he had received from the SYSTEM and replied with the usual drivel about how he’ll never reload the SUPERHOT.EXE file again. He then immediately ran the program to dive back into the ‘game.’

SUPERHOT was… interesting. Alex remembered his first playthrough in his original life and had to say that playing as himself with drastically increased speed from his bodymod made the levels much easier to complete without any deaths compared to playing on a computer. For one, peripheral vision made it that much harder for one of the red guys to sneak up on him. It also reduced the amount of motion wasted looking around in SUPERHOT mode.

The creeping sensation of the SYSTEM trying to brainwash him into a compliant mind-jumping killer was more annoying in person but at the same time was a lot easier to ignore than he expected.

When playing the game in his original life the brainwashing was just a gimmick of the story. If he was actually a person of this world then the overshadowing presence watching him and treating him like a dog to be trained would be terrifying. It would chip away at his identity with constant stress and paranoia.

Yet, Alex knew he was a Jumper and that this was gauntlet based off of a video game. He knew that only real stakes involved was the time and effort he was putting into the gauntlet to get the desired perks. Deaths in gauntlets, by design, did not count as the end of the Jumpchain and Alex was fairly certain that any Pavlovian responses that triggered the need to kill red mannequins would either be removed by Seraphina or mitigated by the psyche of his Gem form. As such the SYSTEM’s threats and commanding attitude could be ignored or placated much as one would follow the commands of a bossy child. That is: with either disregard or amusement.

SUPERHOT

/SUPERHOT

//SUPERHOT

He lied. This game was not fucking easy!

Fuck! Duck! FUCK!

Alex slowly eased himself out of the path of a shotgun blast and behind a conveniently office photocopier and took the time to pick up a glass bottle. Peeking around the corner he accessed the situation. Three Reds. One with a shotgun, one with a rifle and the last running towards a… golfclub? Fuck, ok never mind. He had about four seconds before he could HOTBOD into an enemy and he only had the glass bottle in hand and a fire extinguisher on the wall across the hall. The Rifle Red was already lining up a shot on his head as he peeked around the photocopier.

He ducked back out of the way as four rifle rounds slowly moved through the area of space where his head had been and the space his shoulders and chest would have been if he moved completely out into the hall.

This was the second last level of the original game and Alex had already died two times. Once in this level and once in the level prior. Seriously, how the fuck was he supposed to see the RED with the shotgun!?

Alex timed his move when he knew the rifle Red wouldn’t be able to fire again. He used the fantastic ability to crouch that no one else seemed to be able to grasp and rolled into the hall. Immediately, he threw the bottle he was holding at the rifle Red as a cluster of shotgun pellets eased overhead. Coming up from his roll, he lifted the fire extinguisher off the wall and tossed it at the shotgun Red knowing the red fucker would likely get another shot off before it reached him but hopefully the large extinguisher would take most of the blast.

He felt it as HOTBOD became available and quickly zeroed in on the rifle Red who had flinched from the thrown bottle and released his hold on his rifle at the same time.
Keikaku Doori. It means ‘according to plan’.

Alex HOTBOD swapped with the flinching red and took control of his body which allowed him snag the rifle out of the air and fire on the shotgun Red, twisting as he did so that four bullets fired were aimed at his head and then at the space immediately to the right were the Red might have moved if he read his body language wrong.

He needn’t have worried as the headshot struck true and shattered the Red.
Alex spun to relocate the Red who had been running to the golfclub. The Red hadn’t made it yet but would by the time the rifle was ready to fire again. Alex took a moment to breath and carefully aimed the rifle not at where the Red was but where he was going to be. As soon as the rifle was ready to fire, he pulled the trigger allowing for the semi-automatic fire to carve a path of death between the Red and his goal and using the last of the rifle’s ammo.

Alex couldn’t take the time to see if his shots hit true as he was certain more Reds would be coming down the hall at any moment and he was NOT going to be caught in this death funnel if he could help it.

Throwing the now empty rifle at the doorway through more Reds would likely come through he then edged to the side and kicked the fallen shotgun into his hands. A strange sound and the red glow from behind his left shoulder let him know that more Reds were already porting in, meaning that he certainly hit the golfclub Red and had pointlessly thrown the rifle into what was likely an empty room…. Well, hopefully empty.

Alex dove for the doorway as he heard the distorted sound of gunfire from behind. Rifle rounds streamed pass in his periphery as he rolled to the side while taking in the room proper.

It appeared to be a fairly nice modern office. Large desk with a variety of breakable nick-nacks, a comfy chair and a large glass window. Most important though was the computer terminal sitting on the desk.

The game was not exactly like the game he had played in his original life. Much of the plot was exactly the same and some of the ‘levels’ were incredibly similar except there were differences. Take this level for example.

In the original, the second last level was hardly even a level at all. It was just a long empty hallway which lead to the CORE:ROOM. It was a level that added to the ambiance and sense of lost identity which was part of the games theme.

Now? Now, it was a long hallway with various rooms and offices off shooting through which he had to explore to get a USB stick from a certain computer which would act as the passkey to enter the CORE:ROOM.

Alex knew that it was part of making the Gauntlet more ‘real,’ as this technically wasn’t a game even if it conformed to game-like dynamics at time. But it was definitely annoying given that he hadn’t been expecting a prolonged battle in tight quarters.

Alex grabbed the needed USB and positioned himself to use the desk as cover against any Reds that appeared in the doorway. This wasn’t a speed run and he was quite happy to camp if needed.

SUPERHOT

/SUPERHOT

//SUPERHOT

Dual-wielding was freaking awesome!

HOTBOD’ing from head to head at the end of the original game had been satisfying but the fast-paced action of the VR levels was exhilarating even if it was dangerous.
Semi-automatic in one hand, combat knife in the other and a shit-eating grin on his face as he sliced bullets out of the air with a knife while opening up with a stream of automatic SMG fire on the tide of Reds that were coming at him.

This was his last life and every moment had his heart pounding as adrenaline coursed through his veins as he ducked, dove, dodged and fruit-ninja’ed his way through the onslaught of Red gunfire. Eventually though, the last Red shattered into fragments of… well, he wasn’t sure. Psyche? Maybe? Either the graphics were representative of cognitive state or they just covered up the gruesomeness of the bloodbath that this would actually be. Anyway.

The BLACK:pYRAMID was destroyed and Alex was finally free… free to die.
Seriously? If this is a trick that was going to lose him the last life he had in this gauntlet then Alex was going to be incredibly pissed.

Like, talk about morbid interpretations of free will.

Yet, despite completing the missions, destroying the pyramid and supposedly freeing his sense of self-determination; his reward was the freedom of a bullet between the eyes.

“This is what I get for not playing the VR levels before doing the gauntlet.” Alex grumbled as he put the cold barrel of the gun against the side of his temple and closed his eyes.


⦖⋄⦕



Alex was engulfed in three sets of arms as Alice, Lapis and Lyn all piled upon him each hugging him fiercely.

“That ending sucked.” Lyn grumbled into his chest.

He could feel Alice nodding into his side and Lapis actually growling in agreement.

“Yeah, I wasn’t expecting that.” Alex agreed.

Already he could feel he various alt-forms expanding his psyche and rationalising his experience. He could feel his Gem mind letting the stress of the gauntlet be washed away in the depths of eons of experience and he could feel his Well Cared For perk and his ghostly regenerative healing at work to repair his mind. It was part of his body after all.

“Congratulations on completing the gauntlet.” Seraphina said from where she stood to the side allowing them their privacy, as much as could be expected at least.

“Thanks.” Alex replied. “That was more intense than I expected.”

“Still, you did complete the Gauntlet and thus reap the rewards. SUPERHOT mode has been added to your bodymod along with the improvement to your strength, reflexes and situational awareness.”

“That’s what I wanted.” Alex grinned.

Seraphina looked over the jumpdoc. “There’s a note about cooldowns on the SUPERHOT ability but it doesn’t match the rest of the doc so I’m going to ignore it. That said, the ability does not have an overly advanced computer system taking on the strain of its use. With your Gem alt-form you should be fine for at least ten to twenty minutes of continuous use but will likely need at least an hour rest if you push it that far.”

Alex nodded. Seeing as most fights with the use of SUPERHOT mode only lasted three minutes at most, it made sense that there was some kind of strain for extended use. He didn’t foresee there being many situations where he needed that much time to think in the middle of battle.

“You also get an armoury and infinite ammo added to your warehouse as well as an Endless Arena where you can practice SUPERHOT mode without worrying about the stain. The arena will take up the roll of the SYSTEM.”

“Sweet.”

Seraphina grinned then frowned seriously. “Take your time with the girls and then go through your next jump options. They really didn’t like seeing you shoot yourself in the head.”

Alex hugged the girls closer and nodded at Seraphina who faded from view leaving Alex alone with the girls and some comfy couches.

Alex dragged the still clinging girls to the couch and pulled them all down into a hug-pile deciding to comfort them before they selected their next Jump.

Seraphina returned a few hours later once the group had settled and started discussing their options.

“Have you decided on the jump?” Seraphina queried.

“I was thinking of doing the Generic Harry Potter Fanfiction and going to Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path but I have a few questions.”

“Alright, hit me.”

“If I take the Jumper Who Lived scenario I can choose to substitute into Harry, right?” Alex asked.

Seraphina nodded. “You can either substitute into Harry or I can create a new character that becomes the Boy-Who-Lived meaning that harry just becomes a normal person.”

“If I become Harry, do I get his innate abilities?”

“Yep. But you also get his innate drawbacks without the CP reward.”

Alex narrowed his eyes. “But they’re not fiat backed right?”

Seraphina laughed and shook her head. “No, any innate drawbacks are just circumstantial, they won’t be enforced if you can mitigate them. That, of course, is negated if you actually take the drawbacks though.”

Alex nodded. That was fair.

Lyn raised her hand. “If Alex can substitute into Harry for the scenario, can we substitute into other characters?”

Seraphina pulled out her little red book and flicked a few pages in. “Hmm… that should be easily doable. You will get all their memories even if you pick the drop-in origin, though.”

Alex tilted his head at Lyn. “What were you thinking?”

“I was thinking it would be easier to interact with other characters if we were certain cannon characters. I was hoping to insert as Ginny so I could spend some time with Luna before we arrive at Hogwarts in your second year.”

“That could work. That way she’ll definitely have a friend before Hogwarts starts.”

Alex turned back to Seraphina. “Speaking of them as companions, how does our method of sharing abilities work with Merlin Reborn?”

“You mean your needlessly complicated method of having Alice give birth to mindless spirits containing an inherited version of your perks and abilities?”

“Yeah, that.” Alex deadpanned.

“Hmm…” Seraphina thought for a moment. “It should work at least if you purchased Merlin Reborn; giving another a copy of Merlin Reborn won’t work as well as having Merlin Reborn and receiving a copy of the other perks but it will still provide some form of boost.”

“Right.” Alex said and flicked through the jumpdoc making a few changes.

“Any other questions?” Seraphina asked.

“How much railroading will there be?” Lapis asked.

“If you make changes then those changes will stick but there will be some minor fate-based situations.” Seraphina said, then went on to clarify at their look of confusion. “I’m saying that things like the Weasley’s winning the Prophet’s lottery will happen unless you actively take steps to change it. The Triwizard Cup will happen with the same tasks unless you actively push for change. Things like that.”

Alex nodded. “That’s probably better than unrestricted butterfly effects. It will allow us to make plans.”

“Don’t rely on it too much though.” Seraphina warned. “Your actions will still have consequences and people will treat you differently depending on how you act around them, just that choices that others make are likely to follow the same patterns.”

The four of them nodded that they understood.

“So, have you made your choices then?”

Alex looked at the others. “Ten more minutes, I think.”





Alexander Blake

Generic Harry Potter Fanfiction – Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path

1000CP + 1700CP

Time: August, 1991

Origin:

Grey!

Race:

Half-blood – Harry James Potter

Perks:

Local Magic [Free]

Building Bridges [Free]

Gifted [200CP] – Necromancy

Merlin Returned [600CP]

World Walker [300CP]

Items:

Common Wand [Free]

Deathly Hallow – The Cloak of Invisibility [300CP]

Companions:

Import x3 [150CP]

CP Donation 1:4 x4 [200]

Local Companion x4 [600CP]

Scenarios:

Master Of Death [+500CP]

The Jumper Who Lived [+500CP]

Drawbacks:

Dumbledorean Troubles [+200CP]





Brooklyn Blake

Generic Harry Potter Fanfiction – Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path

800CP + 800CP

Time: August, 1991

Origin:

Light!

Race:

Pure-blood – Ginevra Molly Weasley

Perks:

Local Magic [Free]

Friend Maker [Free]

Gifted [200CP] – Multi-Animagus: Raven, Cat, Wolf

Gifted [200CP] – Magical Animagus: Phoenix

+ 1 form [100CP] – Basilisk

+ 1 form [100CP] – Dragon

+ 1 form [100CP] – Thunderbird

+ 1 form [100CP] – Lethifold

Hard Measures [200CP]

Legendary Healer [300CP]

Items:

Common Wand [Free]

The Ride [Free]

Jumper School of Magic [300CP]





Lapis Lazuli

Generic Harry Potter Fanfiction – Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path

800CP + 800CP

Time: August, 1991

Origin:

Dark!

Race:

Pure-blood – Daphne Greengrass

Perks:

Local Magic [Free]

Pureblood Etiquette [Free]

Gifted [200CP] – Mind Magic

Gifted [200CP] – Parsel-Magic

Gifted [200CP] – Wandless Magic

Gifted [200CP] – Blood Mage

Gifted [200CP] – Magical Resistance

Dark Lord [300CP]


Items:

Common Wand [Free]

Basilisk Hide [Free]

Marauder’s Map [50CP]

Hogwarts, a History [50CP]

Ritual Hall [200CP]





Alice Blake

Generic Harry Potter Fanfiction – Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path

800CP + 800CP

Time: August, 1991

Origin:

Drop In!

Race:

Half-blood – Tracey Davis

Perks:

Local Magic [Free]

Work Ethic [Free]

Gifted [200CP] – Metamorphism

Gifted [200CP] – Magical Animagus: Wampus

+ 1 Form [Free] – Dementor

Gifted [200CP] – Shadow Mage

Heart of Golf [400CP]

Technomage [300CP]

Items:

Common Wand [Free]

Muggleborn Introduction Booklet [Free]

The Tower [100CP]

Epic Wand [200CP]





“That is just ridiculous.” Seraphina gaped at the selections everyone had made.

“Yep” Alex said, popping the ‘p.’


“I can’t believe that’s allowed.”

“To be fair,” Alex began, “it wouldn’t be worth it without the means to share abilities.”

“One-fifty points to import three companions and then two hundred points to give them each an additional eight hundred points, with the ability to share perks it’s like you spent three-hundred and fifty to gain four-thousand-eight-hundred points!” Seraphina said in shocked amusement.

“Some was lost when spent on items because we can’t really duplicate them, but yeah, that’s about right. I almost wish Morrigan was here to add another sixteen hundred points but I’m not sure I could afford it and still keep enough to purchase all the locals I’m hoping to get.”

Seraphina shook her head in defeat and changed the subject, though she was sure there was shenanigans there too. “So why did you get so many Magical Animagus forms?”

“Each form is able to be shared and falls under the aegis of Sir Bearington.” Alex started to explain.

“So you’ll be able to use those magical animal’s abilities without actually having to change forms.” Seraphina immediately grasped the benefit.

“Phoenix immortality and tears, Basilisk killing stare and venom, a thunderbird’s ability to manipulate the weather.” Lyn started listing.

“A dragon’s fire breath, a lethifolds magical resistance, a Wampus’ memory whipping tears and hypnotising gaze and a Dementors ability to spread fear and consume souls.” Lapis finished the list.

Seraphina shuddered under the smug grins of Alex, Lapis and Lyn. At least Alice just smiled happily and more importantly without any sadistic glee as she cuddled into Alex’s side.

“Alright, you’re all officially broken characters!” Seraphina threw her arms up dramatically.

“You’re not actually annoyed right?” Alex asked with a hint of trepidation.

Seraphina sighed and shook her head no. “Nah, it’s completely legal.”

Alex let out a breath of relief.

“Anything else before I send you in?” Seraphina asked.

“Yeah, can I have the Deathly Hallows Scenario start halfway in? The main plot and such should only take four to five years which will give me time to prepare for the flood of Seekers.”

Seraphina nodded. “That’s fine. It stipulates so in the jumpdoc. Remember that that this scenario cements the Jump to a ten-year period even if you complete the Jumper-Who-Lived scenario requirements and you won’t get the extended benefits from owning the Hallows until the full ten years are up.”

“I know. Seeing as we want to give Morrigan time in Chronicle it made sense to do the full period anyway.” Alex nodded his understanding.

“If that’s all.” Seraphina looked at each of them expectantly.

“Oh!” Lyn exclaimed. “Where are you going to put the school?”

“I hadn’t decided yet. Did you have somewhere in mind?”

“I was kinda hoping you might let us place it.” Lyn said sheepishly. “I was thinking we could do something like the Moonstone Temple in the Chronicle Jump and put the school up on the moon.”

Seraphina just blinked at her. “You want to put the Jumper School of Magic on the moon?”

“Mhmm!” Lyn nodded. “If you let us set up the space first then it should be alright.”
Seraphina pinched the bridge of her nose. “Alright! Here’s what I’m going to do. In the warehouse you’d find a crystal globe with the school inside. When you put it down on solid ground and tap it with a wand it’ll expand to full size over the course of a day. I’ll list the dimensions of the grounds on some paper next to it. Will that work?”
Lyn nodded rapidly.

“Ok then, if that’s everything?”

Everyone nodded.

“Then good luck.”

⦖⋄⦕


 

I'm using Generic Harry Potter Fanfiction Jumpchain 1.2 and since i'm using almost the entire jumpdoc i'll post it here:

GHPFJ 1.2

That version is through the Google Drives which make up the Jumpchain list, if you can't access the link then here's an online version of Version 1.1.

GHPFJ 1.1

I didnt see any differences so maybe it's just gramar?

The Superhot gauntlet is here.

SUPERHOT 1.1.1

But i only took four relevant perks and some items:

basic.core (Free)
You have a talent for death, you have an instinctual grasp of how to use any commonly available
weapons in the 21st century, along with the ability to use most other weapons with at least basic
proficiency. This also boosts your reflexes, agility, and strength appreciably, leaving you on the
level of an experienced combatant. Finally, you gain enhanced situational awareness, allowing you
to rewliably keep track of about 10 threats at once.

SUPERHOT.core (Free)
Time only moves when you move, sound good? Hell yeah it does, there are a few things you should
note though, since it's impossible to stay perfectly still (At least without perks) time will always be
moving at least a little bit, and enemies with time powers may be able to circumvent/override
superhot mode with their own time bullshit. Finally, Scenarios still add special effects to your
SUPERHOT mode, other than that, go nuts.

aesthetic.hack (Free/100CP)
You also have the toggleable ability to make everything look like a level of superhot, with
everything being made of white concrete substance, living entities made of a red vitreous substance,
and you and anything you can use being made of a black vitreous substance. This effect is purely
visual, and this will make distinguishing allies from enemies a bit tricky. For 100CP, you may apply
these aesthetics to any items you own, as well as the warehouse, this effect isn't purely visual, but
won't impede the functions of anything, this effect is also toggleable. (did not buy full effect)

killer.hack (300CP)
Your combat abilities are highly enhanced, you can use almost any weapon you pick up aside from
the truly obscure or esoteric with skill equivalent to a few years of diligent study, your agility and
reflexes are enough to dodge most projectiles provided they aren't moving faster than your eye can
track, and your situational awareness allows you to track up to 20 threats reliably.

VR Headset & PC (Free)
Required to progress through the gauntlet, the PC constantly updates to have the latest software, and
the VR headset allows you to interface with any game, and post-jump allows you to take external
powers into games.

Republika (Free)
The assorted works of the polish rock band Republika, in CD, MP3, and vinyl format.

trash.hack (50CP)
A random household object, made from the black glassy substance everything else in superhot is
made of, it is called to your hand when you need it, and is guaranteed to be lethal when thrown.
Regenerates after the battle is finished.

DRAWBACK:

ENCORE – Did I say 32 levels? Nah, you have to go through the additional 26 levels from
superhot VR as well. (+200CP)



Chapter 22: Harry Potter 1

Chapter Text


Alex/Harry came to himself in a semi-cluttered and slightly less dusty attic than it had been a few hours ago. Alex blinked and wobbled as a wave of vertigo washed over him, his memories as a preteen Harry Potter melding into his own as his psyche adapted to the persona that he had been not a minute prior.

Looking down he saw that his hands were paused in the process of opening a wood and leather trunk with the words ‘Lily’s chest of Awesome’ embossed in flaking gold lettering across the top.

Alex smiled as he completed opening the trunk, already knowing what he would find inside.

Inside the trunk was three small notebooks and a tiny gold necklace with what appeared to be the letters ‘L,’ ‘J’ and ‘H’ artistically entwined together.

Knowing the significance of these items, Alex fused with the necklace much the same way he had done with the Time Medallion: hiding it within himself yet still retaining the benefits of wearing the small rune-charm. He quickly thumbed through the books confirming Lily’s notes on Charms, Potions and most importantly Runes.

What set the world of Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path apart from the canon story was a relatively minor change and a later much larger one. Much of the plot was the same as canon whereby Harry went through the same adventures during his first, second, third and fourth years, albeit with a greater level of danger. The main difference was that this Harry was what was called a Rune Savant; meaning he possessed an intrinsic magical aptitude and understanding of Rune and Rune crafting.

It was this aptitude that pushed Harry to being more than his canon counterpart. He became a Harry that could eventually find pride in his talents as he invented various useful and powerful rune schemes which aided him on his adventures as well as being the impetus of greater emotional growth through different interpersonal connections.

Alex could already feel this aspect of his new self latching on to the runes seen in Lily’s notebook. He had never seen these runes and rune schemes before and yet their meaning and the way they connected to each other was quickly becoming apparent. The feeling was difficult to describe, a combination of slowly turning up the lights in a dark or dim room and the sensation of sudden understanding much like when hearing music in the distance but being unable to identify the song only to suddenly just know what was playing and picking out the lyrics.

“Boy!” Alex jerked upright as the voice of Vernon Dursley was shouted from down below. “Get down here and get dinner ready! If it’s not in the table in fifteen minutes it’s the belt again boy!”

Alex hadn’t realised he had gotten lost in reading through the Rune notebook. “Yes, Uncle Vernon! Right away!” Alex called back.

“And that attic better be damn-well cleaned!”

Alex growled quietly but put on a forced smile. “Yes, sir!”

Like hell he was going to put up with being a slave to the fat walrus, the giraffe and the piglet for long, but for at least today he would play along. He needed to meet up with the girls and touch base on where everyone was before he threw the plot completely out the window.

Alex stored the books into his Gem and stood as he brushed the dust off his hands and knees. Idly, he stored the trunk into his Gem also. He may not be the true Harry Potter of this world but he did have his memories and experiences. As such he already possessed a fondness for Lily and a slight ache in his heart at the loss of nebulously defined ‘parents.’ Seraphina had explained it once while he was reading through the Jumpdocs. He didn’t replace a character when he entered a jump, instead it was more like directed reincarnation. He was Harry as much as he was Grey Diamond or Snowball McBearface. James and Lily, therefore, were as much his parents as his own were, as much as the mother of Lyn and himself was his mother.

Alex spent the next few hours cooking a standard English dinner of bangers and mash with green peas. His own pride prevented him from ruining the meal and if the way the family devoured enough helpings of it to fed a family twice the size said anything then he did pretty damn well in making it. That said, given the Dursleys eating habits, he could be wrong to judge the quality of the meal by the quantity consumed. But seeing as Petunia; who scarcely consumed a full portion of anything, partook of a whole extra sausage: Alex was pretty sure he was right.

Not that he himself got to enjoy the meal. The smallest sausage and slice of bread was all the chef was entitled to. He also had to eat it in the kitchen and only after he had washed and cleaned everything spotless. After that he was then sent to his cupboard away from normal folk. Their words not his. Yet, seeing as Alex was wanting to get some privacy away from horrid excuses for human beings that the Dursley’s were, he didn’t complain and sequestered himself willingly less he lose control and snap the Dursley’s necks with a thought.

Once alone in his cupboard, Alex conjured an illusion of himself curled up on the thin and dirty mattress and pulled a Spectre from his Gem which would alert him if someone came or called for him, though it was unlikely as the Dursleys generally like to forget he existed once he was put away.

Alex then opened a portal to the warehouse on the back wall and covered that too in an illusion to appear as if nothing was there. Confident that the illusions would hold without his direct supervision; Alex entered the warehouse and walked to the lounge were everyone else was already waiting for him.

“What took you?” the tiny red-head asked.

She was as cute as a button with pale white skin and a brushing of freckles across her nose and cheeks. Her eyes were not a simple brown but a more complex hazel with a warm brown centre that lightened to a pale green around the edges. These contrasted nicely with her coppery red hair.

“Had to make dinner for the Dursleys.” Alex explained as he sat next to Lyn who was in the form of Ginny Weasley.

Lyn snuggled into his side. “Bloody tossing wankers.”

Alex laughed. “Already getting into your British persona?”

Lyn just sniggered. “You had the Dursley’s but I’ve got the memories of growing up with six older brothers, you pick up a few things.”

“Yes. Well, at least you didn’t get a hyperactive little sister from the deal.” Said the regal blond sitting on the other couch. Well, as regal as a ten-year-old girl can be — which was surprisingly a lot.

While her stoic face was the epitome of pureblood propriety the way she had kicked off her shoes and curled her legs under her on the couch was all Lapis.

“Daphne’s little sister is named Astoria, right?” Lyn asked.

Lapis nodded. “She’s only nine right now but already has Daphne wrapped around her little finger.” Lapis gave a wry smile. “I may complain, but having a sister is nice.”

Alex grinned and hugged Lyn closer to him.

“I wonder if I will have incestuous relations with her as you two do.” Lapis continued. Only her glittering eyes betrayed her mirth.

Alex sighed but didn’t give into Lapis’ teasing while Lyn just snickered.

“Unfortunately, I’ve gained no official siblings, but I’ve been good friends with Daphne for years now.” Piped in the wavey haired brunette who was leaning against Lapis’ side.

Lapis pulled her in closer to her. “Tracey is like another sister. So much so that I suspect that she may be the result of an intercession of my Father. Her mother is a muggle-born yet seen often with both my mother and my father and yet Tracey’s father is never mentioned.”

“So what? You’re the daughter of the mistress?” Alex asked.

Alice shrugged. “Mum hasn’t said anything outright but I wou;dnt be surprised if that the case, the question is if I’m Daphne’s illegitimate half-sister of the product of a prior relationship. If it’s any consolation they all seem happy with the arrangement and I am well cared for even if I’m not recognised.”

Alex could see it. A child of the mistress who becomes the companion of the heir, provided for yet excluded for matters of inheritance.

Lapis kissed the top of Alice’s head. “Well. It least I know I’ll be intimate with my half-sister then.”

Alex was starting to think he might be a bad example on his companions… but at least it was fun.

“So, what’s the plan?” Lyn asked and in the process of asking bringing them back on track.

“I’m not sure.” Alex admitted. “We’re going to change things without meaning to so trying to keep everything the same is foolish and perhaps even dangerous. That said, I really want the soul rune that Bill Weasley shows to Harry Summer before second year.”

“Why? Don’t you already have super-runic skills and the Merlin perk?” Lyn asked.

“I do. But that doesn’t let me know things ex nilo. I have to be exposed to a rune before I understand it and the soul rune is supposedly very hard to find. I doubt any available books will list it.”

Lapis leaned back in though and started stroking Alice’s hair when she laid her head on Lapis’ lap. “So, you need to stick with the Dursleys until the end of next summer so you can be rescued by the twins and taken to the Burrow.”

“More than that I also need to get close to Babbling so that she can tell Bill about my ability with runes. Though I doubt out relationship will be the same as the fiction.”

“Babbling?” Alice asked from Lapis’ lap.

“Professor Bathsheda Babbling is the Ancient Runes teacher at Hogwarts.” Alex explained. “In the fic she becomes the adoptive mother of Harry once she finds out about the abuse with the Dursleys. She has to fight tooth and nail for him against Dumbledore who can’t stop meddling in Harry’s life.”

“Are you going to play up the abused little orphan to go down the same path?” Lyn asked, not judgementally just curiously.

“I don’t know. I’m not sure how else to go about it. I’m hoping I can be more of a little brother rather than a son though. I’m not nearly as traumatised as fic-Harry was.”

“I’m sure we can get her on side. You can be charming if you put your mind to it.” Lyn said.

“Thanks, I think.” Alex rolled his eyes.

“Are you going to try and hook her up with Lily?” Lapis asked, then frowned. “Actually, what are you going to do with Lily?”
Alex shrugged. “I was going to dig her up once I’ve sorted the horcrux in my scar and when I do that is dependent on how first year goes. I don’t want to change too much with Quirrell and don’t know if banishing it will change anything. Earliest I get rid of it will be second year.”

“What about Sirius?” Lyn asked.

“I’m getting him out soon. Unlike Lily, who is safe and not in any pain or danger. I don’t think I could stomach leaving someone in Azkaban when I know they’re innocent.” Alex admitted. “But I’m going to have to do it carefully.”

“Why?” Alice purred under the attentions of Lapis, showing that she was still listening.

“Because Dumbledore is still my magical guardian and will try his hardest to remain in control of my life. So, he’s going to push to stop Sirius stepping into that roll.”

Lyn lightly smacked Alex’s shoulder. “Then why on earth did you take that Drawback?”

“Because he was always going to do that. In the fic, Dumbledore became increasingly paranoid and manipulative towards Harry. It’s his character in the fic so I took the Drawback to at least get some points out of it.” Alex explained. “Aaaaand I only took the two-hundred-point version which is limited to observation and suspicion, there’s a fifty-fifty chance that the fiat will actually limit how bad he can get to enforce the mild hostility.”

“Oh… that makes sense.”

“At the moment though the only thing Dumbledore can really do is sign a Marriage Contract to Ginny, which honestly wouldn’t be the worst thing.” Alex leant down and kissed Lyn who now was Ginny.

“Meh, could be better.” Lyn grinned against his lips before Alex sat back up.

“I’m not sure how I’m going to escape the guardianship.” Alex admitted to the frowns of the girls. “Worse comes to it I only need to hold him off on doing anything reckless until the Triwizard Tournament. If I become entered into it then I’ll be able to claim emancipation.”

“Is there anything else we could do sooner?” Lapis asked.

“I don’t know but we can use the time before Hogwarts starts to gather more information.” Alex said and the girls nodded resolutely.

“So, what’s the plan for tonight then?” Lyn asked.

“We need to share our perks and alt-forms around and if we have time we need to find out where the Temple and the Tower are located.”

“Oh! Goodie!” Alice exclaimed as she started taking off her shirt while still lying in Lapis’ lap.

“Someone’s eager.” Lapis smirked but also started to help Alice out of her clothes while simply willing hers into her Gem and revealing her new lithe form.

“Mhmmm.” Lym hummed in appreciation as Lapis started kissing Alice’s newly revealed budding breasts.

Alex would have at one point made a remark about starting the fun in their new immature forms but more than a year with his companions had started to desensitise him to the varieties of form. With Biological ShiftingSir Bearington and Nothing as Sexy as a Bear in play: none of their forms were at any point unattractive and they had all taken advantage of that fact to enjoy each other in a variety of different shapes and figures.

Lyn curled into his side and kissed his neck as one hand unbuttoned his shirt to run her nails shiveringly down across his chest as they watched Lapis reach into Alice’s panties and rub her quickly moistening snatch.

“Your too thin.” Lyn whispered into his ear with concern.

Alex cupped her panty clad bottom and pulled her onto his lap. “I’m using my ghost shapeshifting to maintain Harry’s original appearance until I get the Mind magic ability that will allow me to remember it’s exact appearance with occlumency. If I’m suddenly really attractive and healthy then questions will be raised.”

Lyn pouted as she ground her pussy into his leg. “I don’t like it.”

Alex kissed her as the first moans of Alice orgasming were muffled my Lapis’ lips.

“Judging by the sound of it, I’ll get the ability soon.” Alex smirked.

⦖⋄⦕



Alice's breath hitched in her throat, a flush spreading across her cheeks as she pulled her shirt over her head exposing her chest, her deep brown eyes wide with excitement. Lapis grinned wide as her clothes faded into light and she leaned in, pushing Alice down onto the couch cushions and pressing a passionate kiss to Alice's lips before pulling back and beginning her sensual assault.

Lapis' fingers trailed down Alice's neck, tracing a path down her collar and skirting the edges of Alice’s exposed small perky breasts, her light bown nipples were already hard with arousal.

"Fuck, that's hot," Alex muttered, his eyes glued to the scene unfolding before him.

Lyn hummed her agreement as she rubbed Alex’s hardening length through his jeans and Alex responded by slipping his hand under her oversized nightgown and cupping her hot, hairless pussy.

Lyn near purred in appreciation yet they both kept their ministrations light and teasing to better enjoy the show being put on by Lapis and Alice.

Lapis' lips quirked in a smirk as she bent her head to take one of Alice's pert nipples into her mouth, sucking and teasing it with her tongue. The smaller brunette moaned, her bottom lip caught between her teeth and her back arching off the couch as she threaded her fingers through Lapis' blond hair.

Lapis continued her assault on Alice's breasts as Alice writhed under her lips. Her bare legs rubbing against Lapis’ lithe form the two luxuriating in the soft, smooth feel of flesh against flesh.

Lapis alternated between licking and nibbling with the barest scraping of teeth on Alice’s little pebbles until Alice was squirming beneath her, her breath coming in short, desperate gasps.

"Please, Lap, please," Alice begged, her voice shaking, her face flushed with need.

Lapis chuckled; her breath warm against Alice's skin. "Please what, love?" she asked in a deeper huskier voice that betrayed her own arousal.

"Please make me cum," Alice pleaded.

Lapis’ grin turned wicked as she sat up, her fingers skimming down Alice's stomach. Her fingers brushed along her hot core causing Alice to gasp and a small shiver run through her. Lapis raised her hand up between them so they could both see the her fingers glistening with the evidence of Alice’s arousal.

Lapis leaned in, her breath hot against Alice's skin as she whispered, "I'm going to make you cum so hard, again, and again, and again.

With that, Lapis’ mouth was on Alice, her tongue delving between her folds and teasing her clit. Alice's hands fisted in the cushions of the couch as she cried out, her hips bucking off the couch, her legs wrapping around Lapis’ head and shoulders as Lapis' tongue worked its magic.

Lyn watched, her own pussy growing wetter as Alex’s fingers made slow and firm circles around her clit. Her breath was becoming quicker as she steadily yet slowly approached her own release as she watched Lapis bring Alice to the brink of orgasm again and again, only to pull back and leave Alice gasping and begging for more.

At some point Alex had dismissed his own clothing to give Lyn greater access to his throbbing erection as they watch Lapis toy with Alice. Lyn's fingers were slick with pre-cum as she worked Alex's dick, feeling him tense and still as she brought him close then slowing her movements to keep him near that pleasurable near painful edge. Her own body was flushed with arousal as Alex modulated his own actions to draw out her pleasure. His fingers running long strokes between her dripping folds. Even still, she could feel her orgasm building, the tension coiling in her belly as she watched Alice writhe in pleasure across from them.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Lapis used her Breeding Program ability to push a collection of her perks into Alice. The act proved to be the tipping point that allowed Alice to finally crest that final peak and causing her to buck against the blond between her legs.

Lapis buried her fingers deep inside Alice's pussy as her mouth never left her clit. Alice screamed, her orgasm ripping through her like a tidal wave and at the same time a wave of phantom light rippled through her then condensed at her womb. Lapis paused the work of her tongue to use her fingers to rapidly rub against Alice’s clit as she coaxed the new perk-spirit into the world.

Alice shuddered as the little spirit left her. Her eyes rolling back as the waves of pleasure caused her toes to curl. Lapis gently cradled the small happy spirit leaving Alice spent and gasping for air.

Lapis placed the little spirit on the small table between the group then turned back to Alice.

“One.” Lapis counted as she stood and shifted her form produce a deep blue strap-on between her legs.

Alice's eyes went wide with understanding as she watched Lapis approach, her heart pounding in her chest and her breath still haggard from just cumming so hard. Still, she spread her legs, inviting Lapis to take her and bring her to completion again.

Lapis didn't need any further invitation. She sank to her knees, her fingers parting Alice's folds once more before she slowly, teasingly, sank the strap-on deep inside Alice's pussy.

Alice moaned loudly as Lapis filled her.

Alex and Lyn watched as Lapis began to fuck Alice, her hips moving in a steady rhythm as she drove the strap-on deep inside Alice's pussy. Alice's moans grew louder, her body shaking as she came hard around the toy.

Lyn's orgasm hit her like a truck. Watching one of her friends and lovers roughly take another of her friends and lovers proved too much for her, especially with Alex’s constant edging. Her body tensed as she came hard against Alex’s hand, her thighs clamping around his wrist and holding his hand tight against her wet core as she shuddered again and again. Alex’s own release quickly followed soon after, his own orgasm ripping through him as he filled Lyn's small hand with cum.

Lapis pulled out, flipping Alice onto her stomach and pulling her hips up. She pressed the strap-on against the girl’s rosebud and slowly pressed forward eliciting a low guttural moan from the little brunette. It was a good thing that they all had access to their various alt-forms traits and abilities elsewise Alice would be hurting if she truly was the age she currently appeared.

While fucking Alice from behind, Lapis reached around and rubbed her clit again she pushed another collection of her own Perks into Alice causing the happily abused girl’s moans to grow louder as she came again and again. Her body shook as the energies flowed through her and even as she was being fucked; hard she gave birth to another perk-spirit which Lapis skilfully caught in her hand.

Lapis pulled out of Alice, collapsing next to her on the couch, the small flickering spirit of possibility cradled against her own diminutive breasts.

“Two.” Lapis said raggedly as she panted.

“My turn.” Lyn giggled as she licked Alex’s seed from her hand while eying the still recovering Alice.

Alice laughed as she panted while laying sprawled on the couch next to Lapis. “Just give me five minutes.” She smiled. Already she could feel herself recovering and gearing up for another round.

Lyn looked at Alex, a wicked grin on her face. "I think Lapis won this round," she said, nodding towards Alice who was still trying to catch her breath. “But I’m not going to give up.”

Alex laughed as he pulled Lyn against him, one because he wanted to but also to give Alice a little more time to recover. The four of them sat there, their bodies still flushed with arousal, the night was still young, and they were just getting started

⦖⋄⦕



It wasn’t until early the next morning that the weary group were able to check off the final two tasks that night. Well… Alex, Lapis and Lyn in any case. Alice was still sleeping a very happy yet exhausted rest after she was made to cum again and again and again to spread the various perks out among the four of them. If it wasn’t for the fact that the breeding ghost she had fused with gave her a near unlimited sex drive and refractory period then she would certainly have been hurting by the end of it.

As such, Alex was looking much healthier now that he had access to occlumency, as it meant that he could easily remember the exact shape and form of Harry’s original unhealthy condition for when he needed to present the evidence of his abuse to others. With some training with Metamorphism, he would be able to easily switch into that unhealthy state when he needed to. But for now he could let his other abilities improve his health and appearance to superhuman levels.

It was not just Mind Magic and Metamorphism that he had attained. No, he and the girls had shared everything that they could and thus had access to every, perk, ability and form that the others did. Alex could feel the sheer potential power of the varieties of magic thrumming through him but would have to hold off on experimenting until later.

“We need to check out the Temple and the Tower before we return to our respective homes.” Alex said as he walked towards the warehouse’s warp-pad.

“Or we take our time and send a duplicate home.” Lyn said as she used her ghost powers to duplicate herself.

“Someone’s been practicing.” Lapis smirked. “That was a very smooth split.”

Lyn blushed. “I can still only split once.”

“I’ll also cover for Alice.” Lapis said as she easily split in two and then one of her forms split again and assumed the form of Tracey Davis. When they said they could share all alt-forms that really did mean ALL alt-forms.

“Show off.” Lyn muttered.

“Girls, behave.” Alex laughed and tried not to show that he had once again forgotten he had that ability.

Alex split in half and the had one of him split again, he then reabsorbed on of his duplicates leaving him as two forms, one at 75% power and the other at 25%. His lesser self morphed into the emancipated Harry look and walked back though the portal into the cupboard under the stairs to wait until the Dursleys called for him to make breakfast. Eventually, Alex, two Ginnys, two Daphnes and a Tracey stepped onto the warp-pad and beamed away to check out the location of the Temple.

On arrival the duplicate Ginny, Tracey and Daphne utilised their new Shadow Mage abilities to silently slip away into the shadows and travel back to their homes before their absence was noticed.

Alex looked around the temple, noting it still maintained the various modifications he had added during the last jump. Going to the entrance he stepped out to take in the new location.

The first thing he noticed was how high they were. The early morning air was clean and chill and the new dawn light illuminated a large forested valley within which stood a magnificent castle resting next to a large and placid lake. Beyond the castle, just visible in the distance, was a small and modest town of stone and slate houses and cobblestone streets. It didn’t take a genius to recognise that the castle below was Hogwarts and it’s surrounds.

The Temple was nestled between two rocky outcroppings on the side of one of the mountains that surrounded Hogwarts and the Forbidden Forest. The entrance had changed again to become the statuesque form of a regal looking woman seated on a throne. The statue’s appearance was much like that of Morrigan except this one was dressed to match her namesake in a Celtic style dress that left her breasts bare. It was also decorated in light carvings representing war paints done in Celtic whirls and knots. On her shoulder a crow or raven — Alex was never sure which was which — stood with wings outstretched and in one hand she held a vicious looking spear. The actual entrance to the temple was between her legs and part of the throne, flanked on either side by her bare stone feet. Finally, the entire thing was encroached with thorns and brambles that blended the larger-than-life statue into the surrounding cliffside.

“Damnit!” Alex hissed as he turned right back around and back into the Temple returning moments later to release a handful of jade orbs which scattered and floated around the statue and latched onto the stone.

“Of all the stupid places to put the temple.” Alex kept grumbling as he interfaced with the Gem-tech and activated the adaptive camouflage.

There was a glitter of light that Alex hoped went unnoticed by anyone at the castle and the temple’s grand entrance was quickly hidden behind holographic mimicry of the surrounding cliff face.

Lapis and Lyn stepped up next to him and nudged his shoulders with their own.

“Don’t worry about it.” Lyn said. “I doubt anyone noticed between yesterday afternoon and now.”

Lapis voiced her agreement. “It’s summer and so none of the students should be there. And anyway, they would have to been watching the surrounding mountains with a telescope from the astronomy tower instead of the sky.”

Alex just sighed and double checked the holographic systems with his P-comm just to make sure. Having one of his bases right next to Hogwarts could be advantageous in the future but it was also a security risk. He made a mental note to look up notice-me-not charms as soon as possible.

“Let’s just go check out the Tower.” Alex said with a hint of exasperation as he led the girls back to the warp-pad.

The Tower turned out to be a thin spire of black stone that grew almost organically from a dense green mossy forest. The tower was circular from the base to the top and made from glassy black stone that contrasted deeply with the incredible amounts of rose vines that grew almost three quarters up the sides of its impressive seven floors. The stonework was without decoration except for a series of vein-like honeycombed channels that acted as guides for the massive amounts of thorned vines and which influenced their growth away from chaotic disrepair and towards a naturally cultured and balanced appearance. The rose-vines were also in full-bloom and included a multitude of colours in carefully arranged swathes of dark-purple, deep red, bright crimson and airy pink.

Around the tower was a thick semi-tropical old growth forest nestled between undulating hills and mountains. The air was heavy with the scent of nature and a hint of the ocean that could be seen between two of the surrounding peeks from the very top of the tower.

“Where on earth are we?” Lyn asked.

Alex just shook his head that he didn’t know and looked at Lapis who simply shrugged.

“I don’t know but it sure is beautiful.” Lapis said.

The other two could only hum in agreement.

The tower contained everything needed to perform almost all types of magic native to the wizarding world. The bottom floor was dedicated to a simple living area, including a kitchen, a dining area, a lounge, a bathroom and a handful of bedrooms with attached ensuites. The warp-pad could also be found here in defensible room of its own. Above that were storage rooms and workrooms with large solid tables along with various carving tools, for stone, wood and glass. Next was a potions floor with a large collection of common and rare ingredients and a ridiculous selection of cauldrons in various sizes and materials.

The next four floors were dedicated to an incredible library hosting every book on every freely available subject. From Alchemy to Wand making, almost any subject could be explored. The only limitation was the availability of the text. If it was incredibly rare or unique to private libraries it was unlikely to be found in the Tower. Additionally, if it was known as some sort of great lost knowledge of old it would also be absent. What could be found here was any freely available text. Any books from any of the school libraries could be found on these shelves. Any books that could be owl-ordered from the various distribution catalogues or found for sale in any well-known wizarding bookstore would also exist within the tower. Thankfully the selection wasn’t limited to the censored publication of wizarding Britain as it included texts from all around the wizarding world which vastly improved the selection of texts. These floors also had plenty of cozy reading nooks and bright seating near the windows that looked over the green forest outside.

The highest floor seemed to be dedicated to astrology as the ceiling was completely clear to the sky above and intricate bass models of the movements of the celestial bodies took up much of the available space. A spiral staircase in the corner of the room next to rows of various powered telescopes indicated that the roof could be accessed for a clearer view if needed.

Lastly was the basement. It seemed that their purchase of a ritual hall had been conveniently added to the Tower. The space was cavernous with large clear areas of flat stone for various rituals and ceremonies. Each corner hosted alters and braziers of different make and design and storerooms along the sides of the space held almost any needed ritual ingredients one could want. One surprise was that of a long hallway that turned out to be a tunnel that led to the forest outside. Here, could be founds an assortment of hot and cold pools and baths nestled in a rocky grotto beneath the mossy trees. Alex couldn’t think how a bath related to a ritual chamber until Lyn suggest ceremonial bathing and cleansing rituals. Still, with the way that Lapis was eying the inviting waters approvingly it was likely to see a different use at least initially.

“Ok, we’ve got about a month until our letters start arriving for Hogwarts. With our duplicates taking our places we can spend some time priming ourselves on magic.” Alex said as he walked through the stacks in the library.

“Don’t forget we need to prepare a space on the moon for the school.” Lyn reminded Alex.

“I remember.” Alex said. “I saw the globe on the table in the warehouse.”

Deciding there was no need to preserve power if he was just researching Alex split himself and his duplicate nodded and left for the warehouse to start constructing the needed Gem-tech to make a safe zone on the moon.

Lapis pulled out an American book on Magical Theory that seemed to be a primer for beginners and found a comfortable couch near the window. “Let’s get started then.”

Alex and Lyn followed her example and started to read.

⦖⋄⦕



“Yer a wizard, Harry.”

“Right, well that certainly explains some things.” Alex replied the half-giant.

“Er, well, yeah. Like I said. A wizard, and a thumpin’ good one given yer folks and what-not.” Hagrid continued.

“I wouldn’t know. These sorry excuses for people never mentioned anything about magic, or my parents except to say they were no good unemployed drunks who survived by my mother whoring herself out.” Alex said. He didn’t even have to embellish; he had the memories of the Dursleys saying such.

“Drunks an’ whores! NEVER! They were hero’s they were!” Hargid built up a head of steam and Alex decided to shovel in some more coal.

“Said that I was a failed abortion and that my parents would likely have sold me off for drug money if they hadn’t died in a drunken car crash.” Alex kept going, making sure Vernon could see his smirk as he stood behind Hagrid.

Vernon was turning an ugly shade of puce and Petunia was become more and more pale with each word. Not because they would ever have regretted the disgusting lies they had told an orphan child but because Hagrid was actually starting to fume. Literally.

Whether an effect of his giant heritage or an accidental release of the magic he was denied the use of for over fifty years, his beard was smoking a little and his breath was visible in white plumes as he huffed angrily at the Dursleys.

“They were the finest wizard and witch yer could ever get to know.” He thundered. “And a ruddy great prune such as yer’self don’ have the right to even speak their names!”

“Now see here!” Vernon pulled himself together and finding a bit of his backbone, or maybe he was just an idiot. “We took the boy in and we have the right to raise how we like. We won’t tolerate any of this magic freakishness like his parents. They were freaks that deserved what they got!”

The crunch of Vernon’s nose breaking under Hagrid’s fist was a memory that Alex was going to hang on to and share with any other Harry Potters he should ever run into in the future.

⦖⋄⦕


The next day Hagrid was leading Alex around Diagon Alley, gathering his school supplies. They had escaped the overenthusiastic welcome in the leaky cauldron and entered Diagon Alley proper. Despite intellectually knowing what was there, Alex was still awed at the presentation.

The Alley was much wider than Alex had imagined yet it still managed to convey a cramped and crooked feeling. Much of this was because there was just so much more than was described in the books and another reason was that everything on the street seemed to use a judicial number of spatial charms. Storefronts seemed to diminish and squeeze together in the distance yet stretched to full size as they walked down the Alley. It gave the feel like they were moving much faster than they actually were.

The books could only convey so much and the movies could only show a fragment of the wonder that was on display. Stores of books with red, green, brown and black leather-bound tombs spilling from the stores open windows and onto tables against the storefront. Stores of filled with brass doodads and crystal whatzits that glittered and tinkled and spun with magical purpose. Stores of flowers and other plants that changed colour, and growled, and even a vase of roses that catcalled any of the women who walked by.

Alex caught a matronly woman blushing up as storm as the roses rudely complimented the bounciness of her quaffles.

There were grocers and candy shops, leatherwork stores and broom shops. Cafés, restaurants, street venders and tea parlours. Menageries and potion supply stores. Solicitors and barbers. Music stores with vinyl that danced the tango and clothes shops specialising in everything from dragonhide boots to disappearing lingerie.

Alex made a note to come back to the last one with Lyn and the girls at a later date.

Another reason for the near claustrophobia inducing crush of the famous Alley was that it was also built upwards as well as longways. Many of the shops were stacked on top of each other with the upper level leaning over the coupled street with brightly coloured signs and adverts enticing and soliciting their wares or services.

Despite the amount of advertising, most of the stores on the higher levels seemed to be those that didn’t particularly cater to foot traffic. Law services, real estate brokers, specialty clothes and smaller bars as well as a whole bunch of other stores that Alex and Hagrid passed too fast for Alex to even guess what they were.

It actually reminded Alex a little of some of his time exploring the busy shopping streets of Japan: if it was also mixed with old-town Edinburgh of course. What it resulted in was a tight and twisted Alley that was absolutely busting with people and commerce in a fantastically loud and colourful way. It also explained how a single alley could be considered the centre of Magical Britain’s commercial economy.

“I, er, hope yer don’ think too badly o’ me, Harry.” The gentle giant said sheepishly as they made their way down the alley. “I usually don’ let me temper get away like tha’.”

Hagrid had been quiet since the he punched Vernon and scared the Dursleys into hiding in the bedroom of the shack on the rock. The man was a gentle soul and it took something especially heinous to rile him up to violence and he truly felt ashamed for letting himself act like he did.

Alex had to walk at a brisk trot for his much shorter legs to keep pace with the much larger man yet also didn’t have to dodge around the other patrons as he kept himself in the clear wake behind Hagrid.

“Don’t worry about it. Vernon’s broken my nose enough times that it was great to see him finally get a taste.” Honestly, he thought that a broken nose was actually more kind result compared to canon. Dudley was a little prick but he didn’t deserve to be given a pig’s tail that later had to be surgically removed.

Hagrid scowled, but didn’t reply except to mutter under his breath. “Shoulda hit ‘im harder.”

“So, what are we getting first?” Alex asked clearly changing the subject.

“Firs’ thing is Gringotts, it’s tha Goblin bank.”

“Goblins?” Alex asked innocently. He had read through a collection of resource books on Goblin culture from the tower so likely knew more than Hagrid.

“Nasty lil’ blighters, but darn good at what they do. They run the bank an' 's prob'ly the most secure place ter keep summat important like. ‘cept perhaps Hogwarts o' course.”

The journey through the bank played out much like Alex expected as he gathered a pouch of gold from his vault and then accompanied Hagrid as he picked up the ‘you-know-what in vault 713.’ Though, Alex did manage to telekinetically pickpocket his key away from Hagrid as they were leaving. It was his after all.

The rest of the day followed established canon as well. Hagrid helped Alex gather his school supplies and purchased him a snowy white owl that Alex was resigned to name Hedwig. The timing for a meeting with Draco during the fitting of his robes must have been off though as Alex saw neither hide nor hair of the blond ferret.

The day ended with Alex coming to the firm understanding that he could not trust Hagrid. That’s not to say that he didn’t like Hagrid or think he was not a good person. But no one with an ounce of rationality would drop a child back at the doorstep of the family that Alex had described.

But Albus Dumbledore must have mentioned that Harry was to be returned to the Dursleys and so Hagrid had followed orders either against his better judgement or more likely without any thought or judgement at all. Hagrid was Dumbledore’s man, through and through.

Thankfully the Dursleys were not home at the time Hagrid had dumped Alex at four Privet Drive with a smile and a wave goodbye. Alex took full advantage of that fact by deciding that the Dursleys didn’t have to put up with his company for the next week or so before September first.

Still, just in case Dumbledore really did have magical devices monitoring his presence at the Dursleys; Alex duplicated himself and left one of his duplicates to hide and stay invisible in the attic. He had a selection of books in his P-comm to read so it’s not like he would get bored. His other duplicate opened a portal to the Tower to meet back up with the others and continue to study.

⦖⋄⦕


The next day Alex and a duplicate of Lyn ventured back to Diagon Alley. This time Alex was able to pass through the Leaky Cauldron without being swamped as both he and Lyn had changed into the Alt-forms they had used in their previous Jump. Instead of looking like an out-of-place celebrity orphan, Alex now appeared to be an attractive and well to do young man with a lithe blond beauty on his arm.

They took their time browsing the various shops and perusing the goods on display. Due to the large amounts of founds they had access to through the King’s Ranson purchase from the Luigi’s Mansion Jump and liquidity that the Monopoly gauntlet had given them they were able to pay any number of Galleons asked.

As such, by the time they eventually reached their original destination of Gringotts, they had purchased high-end school robes of acromantula silk with self-fitting, cleaning, comfort, warming and cooling charms included. A luxury wizarding tent with six bedrooms, four baths, kitchen, living, dining, and a study. A seven-compartment expanded trunk with a plethora of security charms and runeschemes. A set of charmed quills and inks that would make writing in the wizarding world that much cleaner and neater. A pair of omnioculars that Alex was hoping to steal the runework from. A mokeskin pouch with the best expansion charms that money could buy. The highest quality undergarments for men and women, again made from acromantular silk. A very nice wizarding chess set made from onyx and white marble and seven new Nimbus Two Thousands, that had to be placed on back order to be owl delivered at a later date. Everything was conveniently stored in their new mokeskin pouch to be later studied and hopefully replicated and improved.

“May your gold ever flow, sir.” Alex politely addressed the Goblin teller.

The goblin stilled but for one long-haired eyebrow that slowly rose at the young human males traditional Goblin greeting. “May your hoard be increased, patron. What is your business with Gringotts?” He spoke sharply but, unlike when Alex was there the day before with Hagrid, his tone was without contempt.
“I have need to converse with the Potter Accounts Manager. I have sensitive information in relation to his client.” Alex answered and at the same time he allowed the famous lightning bolt scar to become briefly visible through his alt-form.

“I will have a vaultrunner take you to Account Manager Snapfist.” The teller said primly before his words morphed into a low growl. “Though know this human. If this should be some sort of trickery, you will be disposed off with great haste and enjoyment.”

Alex nodded that he understood, they were just doing their duty in protecting their clients’ assets after all.

“Thankyou, sir. May your enemies fall before you.” Alex inclined his head in a slight bow.

The teller was slow to respond as he eyed him critically yet eventually nodded his head in a small bow in response as he completed the social ritual. “And may their blood wet your blade.”

Alex turned and followed the smaller goblin that came to lead him to the Potter Account manager’s office and realised it was Griphook, the same goblin from the day before.

“Well met, Goblin Griphook. May your gold ever flow.”

Griphook’s eyes widened almost comically. “May your hoard be increased. Do I know you wizard?”

Alex smiled and making sure no wizards or witches were looking his way, allowed his Harry Potter features to shine through momentarily. “You led me and Hagrid to my vault and one other vault yesterday.”

Griphook grinned viciously. “You are full of surprises, young one.”

“You don’t know the half of it.” Alex grinned back but was careful not to bare his teeth back at the shorter goblin.

After a few moments they reached a solid door with a brass plate reading ‘A.M. Snapfist - Potter’ and Griphook knocked.

“Enter.” Came a deep response.

Alex and Lyn entered the office. A goblin was seated behind a solid and well cared for desk of deep brown wood. The walls were lined with solid bookshelves filled with tombs and parchments except for a section of wall behind the goblin upon which hung a wicked looking battle-axe.

“Greetings patron, I am Snapfist, Account Manager of the House Potter.” The goblin said gruffly. “What business do you have with me and my client.”

“May your gold ever flow, Account Manager Snapfist.” Alex said with a small bow and let his form change to that of Harry Potter.

Alex was not prepared for the hostile growl from the goblin as he sneered from behind his desk at them.

“May your hoard increase.” Snapfist spat the words. “The only reason that you have not been clasped in irons for your deceit, shifter, is your courtesy with your words. But know that politeness will not save you should you attempt to fraud the bank and my client.”

Alex was actually sweating a little now. He had not expected this level of animosity from coming to the bank in disguise. He felt Lyn tense beside him in preparation for either fight or flight.

“My apologies, Snapfist.” Alex again lowed his head slightly. “I am Harry Potter and only sought to enter Gringotts without certain parties knowing my movements.”

Snapfist’s eyes narrowed. “Then you would consent to a test of identity?”

“I would.” Alex agrees staring confidently into the goblin’s eyes.

Snapfist maintained eye contact for a moment then snapped his fingers while muttering something in the goblin tongue. Which, by the way, was not actually called Gobbledegook and should never be called such in the presence of a goblin less you wanted to find yourself shorter by a head’s length.

Upon the desktop appeared single blood-red quill, a thick leather-bound tomb embossed with faded gold lettering that spelled out ‘Potter’ and a sheet of yellowed parchment with silvery runes in goblin script bordering the edges.

“Write you name, in full, on the parchment provided.” Snapfist directed Alex who picked up the quill already guessing what it was given the lack of provided ink.

Alex carefully wrote ‘Harry James Potter’ on the parchment and tried not to show the sting as the words were carved into the back of his hand before the cuts quickly healed. Once done, Alex gently placed the quill back down on the table.

Snapfist twisted the parchment around to read the name Alex had written, picking it up to examine the writing for anything hidden in the words. With a final huff he placed the parchment on the cover of the book and said another command in the goblin tongue.

The runes of the page lit with silvery light and the name written in blood positively glowed like ruby lines of molten glass. The light intensified briefly before the parchment ignited and went up in a flare of fire that consumed the paper in less than a breath.

The book glowed red then flipped open to a page halfway through. Snapfist leaned over the page and examined it carefully, his eyebrows raising in surprise.

“Well, it seems you are Mr Potter.” He growled out but this time it was without aggression. Alex was beginning to think that much of Goblin nuance was conveyed through different types of growling.

Alex indicated that he would like to see the book and Snapfist spun it around to face him.

There on the page was his name in stylishly done calligraphy in black ink. Next to the name was a circle of slowly glowing red that had to look of a tiny drop of blood. Above his name were the names of his parents, each with a red circular stain next to their names.

“What is this?” Alex asked indicating the tomb.

“That, Mr Potter, is the Potter Ledger. It records all transactions, additions and identifications attached to the Potter Accounts. Your parents brought you in soon after your birth to add you to the account. At that time your name was recorded and a drop of blood used to identify you in the eyes of magic.” The goblin explained patiently. “At least in the eyes of magic in relation to the accounts of Gringotts.”

“So, it confirms my ability to access the accounts and my identity as being the same as the baby added by my parents.” Alex surmised. “I was actually expecting some sort of inheritance test that would list my identity and heritages revealing unknown abilities and connections to famous figures of old.”

“Ha!” Snapfist barked out a laugh. “We get a couple muggleborn each year requesting a test such as that. They each expect to be the long-lost heir of a wealthy family. I’ll tell you what we tell them: this is a place of business not fiction. Such inheritance tests do not exist and only individuals added to accounts by their predecessors may access them despite any distant blood relation.”

“Oh well. Can’t say I’m not disappointed though.” Alex just shrugged.

“No, I daresay you can’t.” Snapfist chuckled with narrowed eyes. “I for one would be interested in how you developed a metamorphmagus ability when such a talent has primarily been seen only in the main line of the Blacks.”

“I think my grandmother was a Black.” Alex said trying to remember if it was ever mentioned so in the fanfic or if he was thinking of the many others that head read before starting his Jumpchain.

“That is so.” Snapfist agreed then turned his eyes to Lyn for the first time. “As you have been confirmed to be Harry Potter, I must ask the identity of your companion and if you wish for her to remain for the following discussions.”

Lyn smiled a closed mouth smile at the goblin so as not to bare her teeth. “Brooklyn Black, Mr Snapfist. May your gold ever flow.”

Snapfist inclined his head slightly. “And may your hoard be increased.”

“Lyn here is much like a sister to me.” Alex informed the goblin while ignoring Lyn’s soft snort at his words. “She has my full confidence and before we leave, I would like to add her to the accounts.”

“That will not be possible until you reach the age of majority, only the Head of House may add or remove names from the Ledger.”

“I half expected as much.” Alex admitted

“So, please tell me Mr Potter, why you felt the need to see me under a disguise. I daresay you were here just yesterday and made no such enquires to you account and the letter I sent you could have been replied to by owl.”

Alex shook his head. “If you sent me any letters, I’m afraid I never received them and the reason for that is much the same as the reason for my disguise.”

“Are you insinuating that I did not attempt to correspond with you, Mr Potter.”

Alex shook his head. “Not at all. I suspect that my mail is being intercepted or redirected without my consent.”

“Tampering with one’s mail is a criminal offence and tampering with Official Gringotts communications is an offence against the Goblin Nation.” Snapfist ground out.

“I am aware, though I doubt I’ll be able to get the criminal charges to stick.”

“Who do you suspect of such actions.” Snapfist asked though he already had suspicions. There was really only one figure who had the power and the position to do such a thing and he had already annoyed the Goblin Nation plenty with his meddling.

“Albus Dumbledore, the magical guardian I’ve never met.” Alex said.

“Never met?” Snapfist asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Supposedly he dropped me on my relative’s doorstep two nights after the attack in Godric’s Hollow and I’ve seen neither hide nor whiskered hair of him since. Though, I’m fairly certain he’s been receiving reports my regular beatings, starvations and privations from his puppet Arabella Figg, a squib who lives nearby.”

“You claim he was that negligent in his duties?” Snapfist asked horrified that a child would be treated such.

“He’s got a lot of control in my life. I didn’t even know magic existed until about a month back and I’ve spent almost every moment since then trying to understand my place in this world. I know that as my magical guardian he should have instructed me in many different aspects of our culture and my responsibilities as the future head of House Potter. Instead, he has neglected me to languish in the care of monsters all the while he utilises my seat on the Wizengamot to ensure the stagnation and rot of the wizarding world.” Alex ranted.

“I’m not sure what you want me to do, Mr Potter. Other than charge him a fine for intercepting official Gringotts mail there isn’t much I can do for you. You are required by the Ministries’ Law to have a Magical Guardian which can only be overturned by a majority vote of the Wizengamot, a body over which Albus Dumbledore presides.” Snapfist admitted.

Alex smirked. “I had some ideas but need some confirmations from you.”

Intrigued, Snapfist motioned for Alex to continue.

“What would happen if my mother was found to not have died when Voldemort attacked my home near ten years ago?”

Snapfist’s eyebrows rose. “Are you suggesting Lily Potter is not dead?” His mind immediately went to Lily Potter’s last Will which had never activated.

“She performed an experimental piece of magic which boosted my magical protections enough to repel the killing curse in exchange for her physical body entering a dormant state.”

Snapfist leaned back in his chair and considered the ramifications if such a thing was true.

“How do you know this?” He asked.

Alex pulled out the pendant he found in the attic. “My mother left a series of notebooks explaining most but not all of her methods but it does include the method of reawakening her. It should state in my father’s will that should touch her body while holding this necklace as that’s the method of bringing her out of stasis.”

“Yet his Will and your mother’s inactivated Will were sealed by order of Albus Dumbledore in his position as Chief Warlock.”

“Not only that but he was supposedly one of the first on the scene of my parents supposed murder. He declared both James and Lily dead despite the fact that a simple diagnostic charm would have revealed that my mother was very much alive.”

“That almost sounds like he intentionally prevented her recovery.” Snapfist mused.

Alex snorted. “It gets worse. Within a few days I am disposed of on the doorstep of child abusers, my Godfather is falsely imprisoned in Azkaban without trial and my Godmother is rendered insensate under the wand of renegade Deatheaters.”

Snapfist bared his teeth and growled angrily. “Once might have been happenstance, twice a coincidence.”

“But third is enemy action.” Alex completed the saying.

Snapfist grinned viciously. This youngster understood. “And don’t think I didn’t notice your comment about the imprisoned Lord Black.”

“I’m working on that too.” Alex admitted.

Snapfist reached behind himself and pulled down binder of parchment from the bookshelves and pawed through it.

“These are a collection of copies of various decrees and rulings as relate to yourself, Mr Potter.” Snapfist informed Alex. “As your account manager I must keep abreast of such things.”

The goblin seemed to have found what he was looking for and took a second to read through before nodding in satisfaction.

“The Wizengamot ruling to emplace Albus Dumbledore as your Magical Guardian was deemed ‘due to the tragic deaths of your parents, this august body hereby declares Chief Warlock Albus Brian Wulfric Percival Dumbledore as the Magical Guardian of the child Harry Potter.’” Snapfist quoted the document.

Alex grinned. “Which means that if one of my parent’s was not dead…”

“Then their ruling would become null and void and guardianship both Magical and Mundane would automatically return to your mother.” Snapfist confirmed.

“Excellent.” Alex said and felt a tension he didn’t know he was holding leave his shoulders, he grinned at Lyn as he felt her place a hand comfortingly on his knee.

“Gringotts can arrange to exhume your mother’s grave at your earliest convince.” Snapfist began, eager to make progress.

Alex winced. “Yeah, that. I’m not going to be able to actually revive my mum until next summer.”

“Whyever not?” Snapfist asked in confusion.

Alex sighed. “There’s going to be trouble at Hogwarts this year and I need my mum’s ongoing protection to ward off the shade of Voldemort that’s going to be at the school.”

“I’m afraid you’ve lost me, Mr Potter.” Snapfist was now becoming concerned that he had misjudged the child and that maybe he was just insane.

Alex shook his head. “I can’t reveal how I know but I do know that Voldemort is not dead. He took precautions to prevent his demise years ago. Right now, he’s a shade of his former self and will be infiltrating the school in an attempt to steal what was in vault 713.”

Snapfist froze then said slowly. “Are you telling me you might have information on the attempted break-in of vault 713 that occurred last night.”

Alex nodded. “I can’t prove anything yet but I know it was Professor Quirinus Quirrell who attempted to steal the Philosopher’s stone from the vault.”

“Mr Potter.” Snapfist said sternly. “This is a matter of great importance to the Goblin Nation.”

Alex sighed again. “I know. I’m sorry that I can’t tell you more. I don’t know how much Voldemort can feel in his current state but I need him to keep acting like he is now to eventually fall into the trap I am preparing for him.”

“And what would a boy such as yourself be able to do to trap a Dark Lord that plagued Wizarding Britain for the better part of a decade.” Snapfist almost sneered but it was close.

Alex let some of his magic, tinged with deeper and darker energies from both his Necromantic perk and his Ghost King perk, seep to the surface causing his eyes to glow and his hair to ruffle in a non-existent breeze while the shadows of the room deepened and stretched.

“Do not think me some powerless child, Snapfist.” Alex said as the Goblin felt the pressure of the magic choking the air in the room.

Alex released the magic and the pressure as Snapfist swallowed his words.

“You, Mr Potter.” Snapfist said after he had recovered and reevaluated the boy — no, the young man — before him as well as noticing that his female companion was completely unphased by the display of power. “Are certainly more than you appear.”

Alex nodded. “Next summer I will hopefully have defeated Tom Riddle, aka Lord Voldemort, again and will be able to reveal more. I do apologise but I promise you that I do not have any physical proof of what I say regardless.”

Snapfist accepted the apology as without actionable proof there would be little they could do anyway. He would still pass on the information gleaned from the young man and Quirinus Quirrell’s movements would be watched most carefully by Gringotts.

“There’s two more things we must deal with before I go.” Alex informed the goblin.

“And they are?”

“Are there any betrothal contracts arranged for me by Dumbledore and what can you tell me about my current properties and assets.”

“There is a drafted betrothal contract between yourself and a Ms. Ginevra Molly Weasley, it has been signed by a Molly Prewett but has yet to signed by you Magical Guardian.”

Beside Alex Lyn struggled to hide her mirth. “Would it really be so bad?” She asked Alex.

Alex rolled his eyes but otherwise ignored her. “Please store the draft in the main family vault.” He told Snapfist.

Snapfist nodded and grinned at the deviousness worthy of a goblin. “The contract can only be destroyed or signed by either the signatory, your Magical Guardian or your Head of House, the family vault is inaccessible to your Magical guardian and until you reach your majority you may not remove any documents from the family vault. A wonderful use of loopholes to prevent the contract being enforced or a new one created while this one exists.”

Alex nodded knowing that he couldn’t really take credit for the idea as it’s what Snapfist had suggested himself in the fic.

“It shall be done.” Snapfist said as he wrote something down on a slip of parchment and rang a small golden bell which summoned a Vaultrunner who took the slip and left.

“Now as to your assets and properties.”

Snapfist listed off the totals of his trust vault and the family vault as well as the various properties and investments that Alex had through Harry. He had access to a significant wealth yet had more from his own private stores in the Warehouse. He did have some very nice shares in muggle companies, especially the ones he had in ‘Apple.’

Alex suggested a few other companies that he knew were likely to do well over the coming decades. Hopefully the nineties of the Harry Potter world mirrored his own’s history enough to take advantage of the coming boom in technology and social media.

He had lost the cottage in Godric’s Hollow as Albus Dumbledore had signed off on it becoming a memorial and a tourist attraction. He had a summer bungalow on the coast of France that was in good condition and he needed to sign off on the final construction permissions for the repairs of the Potter Family Manor.

“The official permissions and payments were granted by James Potter as the Head of House before his death. We just need a final confirmation on the design to proceed in repairs which you are able to do as the heir.” Snapfist explained.

Alex looked over the design and signed off on it. Any changes he might want to make could be done himself after the repairs were complete.

“Before you go, Mr Potter, to whom may we address future correspondence while we get your mail-redirection spell sorted.”

“Actually, can you leave the mail tampering alone for now?” Alex asked. “I don’t want to tip Dumbledore off on how much I know yet.”

Alex then had an idea and grinned. “In fact, can you start sending me weekly financial reports via owl instead of monthly. I’m sure the fee levied for every act of tampering with Official Gringotts correspondences is quite significant.”

Snapfist barked out another longer laugh and actually had to wipe a tear from his eye. The fines were not small and a weekly statement would just mean they could fine the whiskered meddler fifty-two times a year instead of only twelve.

“A plan worthy of a goblin, Mr Potter.”

Alex bowed his head in acknowledgement of the compliment.

“If you need to actually contact me for something important then I can leave you this.” Alex said and pulled a thin rectangular plane of crystal from his P-comm. It was about as thick as a finger and a little larger than an A4 piece of paper.

“And this is?” Snapfist asked as he took to offered crystal board while trying not to show his interest in whatever storage enchanted device the young man had used.

“It’s like a muggle fax-machine.” Alex said and continued when he saw that the goblin understood as to the device he was referring to.

“Place a letter on the surface and then press here.” Alex pointed to a series of lightly raised icons on the glasslike edges. “It will light up and send an image of the letter to myself. It doesn’t matter if its in an envelope or folded or multiple pages, it will be able to capture all of it.”
Gem-tech imaging software was able make use of many types of light in many different ways to capture incredible detailed images of things, inside and out. Repurposing the equivalent of a futuristic MRI machine into a glorified scanner was not difficult. The images of the letters would be forwarded to his P-comm and the Virtual Intelligence attached to the P-comm could easily run them through text recognition programs to convert the correspondences into easy-to-read emails.

“Truly?” Snapfist ran a clawed finger along the crystal causing it to light up dimly. “Are you able to make more of these?”

Alex grinned. “I’m sure something can be arranged.”

By the time Alex and Lyn left Gringrotts he had made a significant profit and had an agreement to supply a hundred of the scanners as well as a set of imaging crystals that could receive the images and even convert them to standardised print. Alex already had ideas brewing to build and supply more items such as printers and maybe even modified P-comms once he could incorporate runes into the tech. A modified Gemino runescheme would work much better than a fully tech-based printer given the likelihood of non-standard parchment sizes for printing.

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Snapfist was ushered into the cavernous stone room deep within the bowels of Gringotts.

“Speak Accounts Manager, Does the boy have honour?” The words were growled out from the large goblin seated upon the Basalt Throne.

“My Liege.” Snapfist swallowed nervously. “The young Potter heir does indeed have honour. He spoke the appropriate greetings and dismissals much like his mother before him, he was courteous yet not subservient and…” Snapfist was unsure if he should continue.

“And?” Ragnok; the Director of Gringotts, King in all but name, pressed.

“He stood his ground when challenged, he did not insult the Nation by drawing his wand yet his magic was far stronger than his age would imply, making the still air of the office churn and pressing down on those around him.”

“Hmmm.” Ragnok leant back against the cold rock of the throne as he contemplated the Account Managers words.

“My Liege.” Snapfist sought to speak.

“Speak.” Rognok allowed.

“He claimed that his mother Lily Potter still lives.”

“Truly?” Ragnok asked sceptical. “Lily Potter was a fierce woman and the Nation was saddened at her death. What proof does the boy offer?”

“He claims that he had journals describing the method Lily Potter used to defend her child from the Dark Lord, that she is in fact in a state of stasis until he can revive her.”

Ragnok considered Snapfist’s words. “If the boy is speaking truly then the revival of his mother will verify his claims. Should he speaking falsely then his failure to resurrect his mother will give way his deceit and we will not trust his words again.”

“As you proclaim, My Liege.” Snapfist bowed.

“What of these ‘Scanners’ and ‘Imaging Crystals?’” Rognok moved the meeting forward and picked up the report he had received earlier that day mentioning the purchase of a fair quantity of these devices for a very modest sum.

“They appear to work as described.” Snapfist reported. “One set was sent via international portkey to our branch in Egypt. The letter scanned and sent arrived instantly and could be easily viewed on the imaging crystals surface. Initial experimentation has found the devices to be incredibly intuitive and secure.”

Ragnok nodded. He wasn’t a fool and could see that these devices would be incredibly useful for rapid communication between the branches of Gringotts. Similar devices had been made before using small boxes based on vanishing cabinets yet they were expensive, prone to breaking and had almost led to disaster when a cursebreaker had sent a particularly nasty amulet through. These new scanners could become the answer they were looking for especially since they could only transmit images making them much less of a security risk.

“Have our Crafters examine the devices and attempt to understand their construction and magics, implement their use between the three major branches yet restrict communication through the devices to level four and lower priority information.” He told Snapfist. It wouldn’t do to use the new devices without verifying their security.

“Either the young Potter heir will prove himself a trustworthy patron of the Nation or we will discover the workings of his creations. Until then we will not risk Goblin secrets being exposed.”

“It will be done.” Snapfist bowed low.

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Chapter 23: Harry Potter 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“I know it needs the soul rune as nothing else I’ve tried will fit.” Alex muttered.

Lapis snorted from where she sat across from him in the carriage, a book in her hand and once again with Alice’s head laying in her lap. A scene that was becoming increasingly common due to the pair’s shared memories of friendship and the increased time they spend together.

“I don’t know why you feel the need to create a runic version of the Fidelius when you’re almost capable of casting the spell itself.” Lapis said with a roll of her eyes.

“The spell isn’t perfect.” Alex argued. “There’s no adaptability to it; it’s an all or nothing spell.”

“Why would that matter?” Lapis looked up from her book, though her other hand kept stroking Alice’s hair.

“Say I want to keep the location of the Luna Academy hidden under a Fidelius.” Alex prompted.

“Then you would make the secret something like ‘the Luna Acedemy is located on the moon.’” Lapis suggested.

“Right. Now say I want to bring someone to the Academy but I don’t want them to know the location.”

Lapis frowned. “Then they would enter the academy but be unable to understand it’s location, be unable to perceive what is around them.”

Alex shook his head. “No, from what I can understand from the literature; bringing someone to the location becomes either outright impossible if you’re not the secret keeper or the act reveals the entire secret as if you told them outright if you are the secret keeper.”

“Does it really matter?” Lapis asked after a moment’s thought. “If we’re bringing them to the Academy then we obviously trust them with the secret.”

“I’m more thinking about emergencies or unintended tag-alongs.” Alex admitted.

He leaned forward to show her the runic scheme he was brainstorming.

“See here.” He pointed to a line of runes that branched from the central cluster. “By adding a modifying braid, I should be able to create an order of priority in the command so that only part of the secret is revealed.”

Lapis looked over the work but only truly understood half of it. “So… they would know they’re in the academy but not know it’s location?”

Alex nodded. “They could look out the windows at the earth below and see or understand nothing.”

“Which means we could bring someone in in the case of an emergency but still have the secret protected.”

“It could also set a hierarchy to who inherits the roll of secret keeper. That way if we bring anyone else in, they won’t become the secret keeper if the original one dies.”

Lapis arched an eyebrow. “Isn’t the plan to not to die anyway?”

Alex rolled his eyes. “Of course, it is. But right now, our primary insurance of not dying if hit with an AK is our theoretical phoenix resurrection and we can’t be sure it works unless it’s tested and we are NOT testing that. We also don’t know how it will affect the secret”

“I still say not being hit with the curse is of greater priority.”

Alex nodded. “I completely agree but…” Alex sighed. “I’m still paranoid about the idea of insta-kill attacks when we’re not expecting it and I can’t come up with an automatic defence until we get the soul ruin from Bill.”
Lapis leaned back in her seat. “I still can’t believe it wasn’t in the Tower or the Academy.”

Alex wasn’t so surprised that they couldn’t find it. “It’s a rune that’s intentionally kept out of public circulation. Honestly, I’m more surprised it’s not outright forbidden or illegal to disseminate but more of a grey area in the law.”
Further conversation was interrupted by a knock on the door to the carriage by a nervous girl with prominent front teeth and a mane of bushy brown hair.

“Good um, morning.” He began hesitantly but then seemed to gain speed.

“Would I be able to join you? You’re the only other students on the train and, well, I begged my parents to bring me early so I couldn’t possibly miss the train but then I realised that there was no one else here other than the conductor and well, it would be ever so lonely to sit by myself especially if no one wanted to join me in my cabin. And are you reading a book on magic?” She finished now with a glimmer of brightness in her eyes. Whether from anxiety or excitement over a book neither Alex or Lapis knew. Alice, of course, was still dozing.

Alex smiled warmly at the timid young girl and shuffled along his seat to create room for her.

“Of course, you can join us. We were just discussing the various classes that open up in third year.” He said gesturing to the copy of ‘Runic Schemes Beyond your Dreams by Dash Strokes’ that was sitting with his notes.

“Are you about to start your third year? Obviously, you’re in Ancient Runes but you all seem so young. I assumed you were starting your first year like myself but these notes do seem incredibly complex so you must be at least third year or perhaps fourth. I wanted to purchase the introductory texts for Ancient Runes myself but my parents restricted me to only so many books.” She finished with an annoyed frown.

Lapis couldn’t stop herself and snorted trying to hide her laugh causing the girl to blush red.

“Don’t mind her.” Alex waved a hand at Lapis. “That was just a lot for one breath. Here, let me help you with your trunk.”

Hermione — because who else could it be — blushed deeper but was incredibly relieved that they were still welcoming her into the cabin despite her nervous word vomit.

Alex pointed his wand at Hermione’s trunk and levitated it into the overheads. He and the girls were coming into their magic more and more each day due to their assortment of perks and a simple levitation was not beyond any of them.

Hermione stared wide eyed at the display at magic which caused Alex to glance questioningly at Lapis.

“You didn’t say the spell.” A still giggling Lapis answered the unasked question.

“Right, shit, forgot.” Alex muttered.

Hermione seemed a little shocked at the language. “Language.”

“English.” Lapis suggested helpfully.

Hermione harrumphed but then quickly remembered what had stunned her. “That was silent casting but I read that that’s not taught until sixth year. That’s incredibly impressive for a fourth year.”

That caused Lapis to burst out in laughter again.

“Heh, we’re actually first years like yourself.” Alex said sheepishly.

Hermione’s eye’s widened dramatically. “Really?”

“Ah, yeah. It would be kinda lame to lie about that.”

“Then how!?” Hermione almost begged, it was close though.

“Because he’s a cheating cheater who cheats.” Lapis grinned.

“Daphne!” Alex chastised her.

“What do you mean cheats? Cheating is wrong and unfair. How will you know how well you’re really doing if you don’t apply yourself properly.” Hermione started to build steam.

“She doesn’t mean cheat like that.” Alex cut her off.

“Then how?” The bushy haired girl challenged with her arms crossed.

“What she’s not saying is that non-verbal casting isn’t confined by age; anyone can do it.”

“But the books say it’s incredibly difficult.” Hermione argued.

“And you’ve never read something that was supposed to be really hard yet both understood it right away and had been able to do it?” Alex played on what he knew of her intelligence.

“Well… yes.” Hermione admitted. “Algebra was supposed to be difficult but it really was just adding and substituting some numbers with letters.”

“Right, and how old were you at the time?”

Hermione blushed. “Six.”

Lapis whistled impressed.

“So not only did it come naturally to you but it was much easier than it was made to appear.” Alex said.

“So… you’re saying that magic comes naturally to you?” Hermione asked.

“That might be some of it. But my point was more that some things are not as hard as we’re led to believe. What I just did was a levitation charm that’s in the second chapter of our charm’s book. To do it without saying the spell only takes concentration, willpower and practice.”

“So, you do still need to study it.” Hermione clarified as if a great wrong was once again put to rights.

Alex snorted. “I’ve been studying my ass off for the last few weeks. Ever since I found out about magic.”

“Few weeks… you’re a muggleborn like me?” Hermione asked.

“Technically, I’m a half-blood; my mum was a muggleborn. I’m muggle raised.”

Hermione seemed to be getting confused.

Alex sighed, then stuck out his hand. “Let’s start this again. Hi, This is Daphne Greengrass.” Alex gestured to Lapis. “The sleeping beauty is Tracey Davis and I’m Harry Potter.”

“Are you really? I’ve… I’ve read all about you.” Hermione asked with a hint of awe.

“I should hope not. Some of those books are not fit for children.” Alex chuckled, thinking of the ‘Harry Potter’ themed adult fiction he had found in the Tower, which meant that they were in circulation somewhere. “On a side note; ‘Harry Potter and the Veela in Chains’ was my favourite so far.”

“Not those books!” Hermione blushed deeply. “No, you’re in ‘Modern Magical History’ and ‘The Rise and Fall of the Dark Arts’ and ‘Great Wizarding Events of the Twentieth Century.’”

“Really? Huh, the more you know.” Alex shrugged it off.

“It’s really very impressive.” Hermione seemed shocked that Alex wasn’t more enthused.

“Yeah, but honestly those books are likely full of either speculation or lies.” Alex told her.

“What?! Books don’t lie. They’re books!” Hermione said with all the earnest sincerity of a near twelve-year-old.

“Except I’ve never spoken to any of the authors. Hell, I didn’t even know about magic until a few months ago.” Alex told her.

“Wha- how? You’re Harry Potter.” Hermione emphatically stated.

“Yeah, I am.” Alex nodded. “And yet what I said is still true. Supposedly, I survived the killing curse, and that may be true. But how is everyone so sure?”

“What do you mean?”

“Think about it.” Lapis piped in. “His mother and father were killed and then the Dark Lord turned his wand on an infant and…”

Hermione leaned in. “And what?”

“BANG!” Alice shouted from Lapis’ lap.

“Ah!” Hermione, Lapis and Alex all recoiled from the loud exclamation from the smaller brunette who had, up until that point, still been dozing on Lapis’ lap.

“Hehehe. Your faces.” Alice giggled.

“That was rude.” Hermione sniffed.

“But relevant.” Alice said poignantly. “Supposedly, Harry here blew up a powerful Dark Lord and half of his bedroom when he survived the Killing Curse, all before he was even properly potty trained.”

“Blew up?” Hermione asked.

“The wreckage of the house is a bloody tourist attraction you can go gander at.” Alex grumbled.

Which raises the question.” Lapis took back a hold of her point. “How does anyone know what happened? Harry’s parents were dead, the Dark Lord disappeared and a baby was found by ‘someone’ in his crib with a facial scar.”
Hermione’s eyes flickered to Harry’s forehead. That it was for the first time was a pleasant reminder of Hermione’s attitude; more impressed by his literative presence than his famous facial disfigurement.

“Well… whoever found him must have seen what happened.” Hermione said, though a little uncertainly.

“And they’ve never come forward to say on record?” Lapis asked.

Hermione frowned unable to come up with an answer.

“And like I said. No one’s asked me what happened that night.” Alex reminded her.

“So you didn’t survive the Killing Curse?” Hermione asked.

Alex shrugged, “I might have, though I doubt it was anything I did. I reckon it was my mum. I found some old notebooks of hers that were bloody brilliant.”

“Wow, really? I would love to read them sometime.” Hermione said enthusiastically then release that she might be overstepping. “That is, if that’s ok. I would understand of you wanted to keep them close.”

Alex smiled. “I’m getting copies made so I’ll have one made for you.”

Hermione actually squealed a little and hugged him tightly. Alex could only marvel at his first Hermy-hug.TM

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The train filled up with students as the morning wore on yet Alex hardly seemed to notice the gradual hustle on the platform outside the compartment’s window as he was engaged in a great discussion with Hermione and the other two.
Hermione was absolutely brilliant. Certainly, she didn’t have the breadth of knowledge she would gain through her years at Hogwarts but her mind, even now, was sharp enough to cut deeply. They spent most of the morning discussing magical theory, from the spiritual organ that was a witch’s or wizards’ magical core to the composition of spells and their incantations and wand movement.

Most of the talk was theoretical. Even if Alex and the girls had access to the Tower’s collection of knowledge, they still had to read it. Most of their knowledge at the moment was practical in nature or pertinent to various projects they had each taken up. Still, Alex was finding that Hermione was already incredibly well read and was keeping up and even contributing new information to the discussion they were having.

It was only once the train whistle blew an extended call of departure and the carriage jolted as the train started moving that Alex realised how much time had already passed. Though, given Lapis’ smirk, she had deduced what had distracted him so.
Alex didn’t care. This was HERMIONE GRANGER. This loyal little bookworm was one of his first fictional crushes. It also didn’t help that the girl was as cute as a button. She wore a white blouse under a grey knit jumper, a tartan skirt and dark grey leggings. Her hair was dark brown and fell in thick curls that had already become a bushy tangled mess which was more a symptom of a lack of hair product than anything to do with poor care. Typical of a child raised by professional dentists who likely steered her away from cosmetics. She only vaguely looked like Emma Watson at that age and the similarities were more that she resembled a young Helena Bonham Carter. That is to say that she was pretty and had striking cheekbones for a child.

Only a few moments after the train departed the compartment door flew open as a gangly, freckled, redhead poked his head inside to peer at each of them.

“Full.” The boy muttered.

“Can we help you?” Hermione asked courteously.

“You ain’t seen Harry Potter about have you? I wanted to say hi before we reached school.”

Hermione twisting to look at Alex gave away the game before it even started. Alex raised his hand in a little wave and spoke. “Hi.”

The newcomer frowned. “Ain’t you supposed to have glasses?”

Alex rolled his eyes. For being so ignorant of the magical world as he grew up, the magical world was surprisingly updated with his appearance.

“Contact lenses.” Alex replied. Which was a lie. He had simply substituted his much superior Gem eyes for Harry’s. Though he did keep the vivid green colour because… well, they looked good.

At the redheads confused look Hermine took over the task of explaining what contact lenses were and how they were applied, much to the boy’s growing horror and disgust.

“What kind of silly muggle came up with that? Blimey, you’d have to be a nutter to put little things in your eyes.”

“Well, muggles can’t just wave a wand and fix their problems, can they?” Hermione sniffed, affronted at the boy’s attitude.

“Are you going to stand in the doorway all day?” Lapis asked with a sigh.

The boy only then seemed to remember that there were others in the cabin. He eyed Lapis and her neat and expensive clothes.

“You’re Greengrass, ain’t you?” He frowned then turned back to Harry. “You shouldn’t sit with her type. She’s from a dark family, you know. Come on, we’ll find another compartment.”

Alex cocked an eyebrow at the boy’s temerity.

“Riiiight.” He said slowly. “I’m actually good right here. These beautiful young ladies have been wonderful company so far, I doubt they’ll suddenly attempt to murder me or such.”

“But..” the boy started to say but was cut off as the compartment door slammed shut, pushing him back into the hallway.

The rest of the occupants turned to look at Alice with her wand out and pointed at the door.

“What?” She shrugged. “He was rude.”

Alex and Lapis laughed though Alex noticed that Hermione was sitting there stunned with a blush on her face.

“You alright?” he asked.

“Yeah…” Hermione shook herself slightly. “He was quite rude wasn’t he.”

“Ronald Weasley.” Lapis supplied his name for Hermione’s sake. “The youngest male of the Weasley family.”

Hermione looked curiously at Lapis.

“The wizarding world is small and established families all at least know of each other.” Lapis explained, drawing on her experience as Daphne.

“What did he mean by you family being dark?” Hermione asked.

Lapis sighed. “My family isn’t Dark, it’s more Grey than anything else. It refers to political leanings yet has, in the last few decades, become synonymous with various negative radical opinions.”

“Dark families are generally traditionalist and isolationist politically but the term has become something of an insult given that the majority of those supporting the rise of Voldemort came from those families.” Harry supplied.

Lapis nodded. “Technically Dark families support greater personal freedoms of religion and tradition, more rights within private properties and greater obligations to family. The, and pardon the pun, darker side of that is a support of various archaic practices such as marriage contracts, an innate social hierarchy.”

“By which she means ‘Pureblood’ superiority and muggleborn subjugation.” Alice piped in.

“They want to make muggleborns slaves?” Hermione gasped.

Alex nodded. “I looked into it where I could and in the beginning, and I’m talking a few hundred years ago, the idea held some merit even if it was an ethical quagmire.”

Hermione turned shocked eyes to Alex.

Alex shook his head. “I’m talking about a time before and soon after the Statue of Secrecy when slavery was still a common practice around the world. There was a justified fear that muggleborns would betray the magical communities to the non-magical people. The movement was always about curtailing their power and freedoms to protect the magical world as a whole as well as preventing new ‘muggle’ ideas from corrupting their established society.”

“But that’s not fair.” Hermione argued.

“I agree.” Alex nodded. “That’s where the ‘Light’ side came about. They pushed for greater integration of muggleborns into their society and the adoption of various progressive ideas taken from the muggles.”

Hermione nodded along, obviously liking that stance much better.

“The problem was that they were often too progressive or heavy handed in what they were pushing as well as tainted by their own political agendas.” Lapis remarked. “They tried for various extreme levels of reform which often impinged on the rights and liberties of the established wizarding population.”

“The two factions have been back and forth for hundreds of years now and in the last two hundred or so years had actually settled down to a respectable balance between the two positions.” Alex continued.

“The Grey.” Lapis supplied.

Alex nodded. “The Grey is a relatively new faction that supports a balanced view between the two sides. It tries for a slower, more controlled, progressive movement while still allowing for various traditional outlooks, practices and rituals to be allowed on private properties. It also pushes for greater ease of trade between the muggle and magical world.”

Hermione mulled that over for a moment. “So your family isn’t racist?” she asked Lapis.
Lapis snorted. “My family isn’t ‘overtly racist’ but they’re not saints. My father does believe that muggleborns are of a lesser social tier and that they need to ‘earn’ their place in magical society. Load of hogwash if you ask me though.”

Hermione looked like she was about to argue until Lapis’ last statement.

Alice started rummaging through her bag. “It sounds worse than it is. It’s more about wanting muggleborns to adapt to magical society rather than adapting magical society to their muggle upraising, which is difficult because magical society is slow to change and there are still various aspects of it that more reflect Victorian era ideals rather than modern twentieth century ones.”

“Here.” Alice presented Hermione with a copy of the Muggleborn Introduction Booklet’ they had made from the jumpchain copy.

Hermione latched onto the book like it was a lifeline.

“That should explain the various politics and views of the society you now find yourself a part off.” Alice told the girl.

“The main points are that certain families and people are going to have a negative view of muggleborns and that others are going to be much more accepting while still being horribly insulting.” Alex said

Hermione tore her eyes away from the first few pages she had started reading to look at Alex. “What?”

Alex shrugged. “The Light talks a good talk but the decade has shown that they’re more about maintaining the status-quo rather than actually improving the rights of muggleborns or the common magical.”

“It’s the stance of Albus Dumbledore as leader of the light to repress any and all change.” Lapis said. “Which made some sense in the immediate fall of the Dark Lord to prevent a kneejerk reaction that would have caused more political problems, but now it just means that corruption and nepotism run rampant through the government and that people in political power can bribe their way out of prison for various crimes.”

“To put is simply: the Dark are racists and bigots, the Light are patronising and superior, and the Grey follow the greatest evil of all…” Alice said.

“V-Voldemort?” Hermione asked timidly.

“Capitalism.” Alice said gravely.

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The rest of the train journey was fairly tame. Mostly it was a demurer conversation about Hogwarts, the differences between the magical and mundane world and various muggle novels they had read. Lapis also pulled Hermione into a discussion about various magical charms and potions for hair care that the girl was surprisingly interested in.

At about one in the afternoon, they were interrupted by the trolly lady passing by offering various magical treats and drinks as well as an assortment of actual meal options such as sandwiches and pies.
Alex turned purchased the group some chocolate frogs for the novelty of it then summoned a filled picnic basket full of good food when Hermione wasn’t looking.

His response of “Magic” when Hermione asked where it had come from only got him a sour look and a huff. She still took the pork katsu sandwich he passed her gratefully though.
Soon after their, quite frankly, luxurious meal of katsu sandwiches, mini quiches and sliced fruit with a thermos of tea to wash it all down. Their compartment was once again invaded by another student, this time with two thuggish bookends.

“So, you’re Harry Potter.” The blond boy drawled. “Weasley has been saying up and down the train that you’re here.”

He looked over the other occupants of the carriage before turning back to Alex. “I’m Malfoy, Draco Malfoy.”

Alice snorted and her muttered, “Bond, James Bond” triggered the others to laugh.

“Think my name’s funny do you?” He sneered. “I know all about you, Davis. Think you’ll follow you mother’s footsteps and serve your betters on your knees?”

Both Alex and Lapis came to the feet with wands out.

“Right, look here you little tosser. You will not speak to my friends like that if you want to keep all your body parts attached to the rest of you.” Alex said with his wand held up at Draco’s throat.

Lapis kept her wand in a position between the two bodyguards though the tip glowed an ominous blue.

Malfoy tried to keep a brave front despite the wands pointed at him. “You need to learn, Potter. That some families are meant to serve. Greengrass is alright but the rest,” and he leered at Alice and Hermione, “aren’t worth much.”

“You know what Malfoy.” Alex said. “You’re right. Some families are beneath me.”

Draco started to grin.

“Families like yours.” Alex said with finality and he pushed a little of his Thunderbird animagus form to the surface causing his hair to crackle with static and his eyes to shine with reflected lightning. He pushed the trio roughly out of the compartment with telekinesis causing them to fall into a heap in the corridor and then mentally slammed the door shut.

Alex took a breath then turned back to the silent group.

“That was hot.” Alice said from where she remained seated the entire time.

Lapis just huffed her agreement with a small smile while Hermione nodded absently with flushed face.

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“Firs’-years! Firs’-years over ‘ere.” Hagrid boomed as he held his lantern aloft to get the attention of the children exiting the train.

“Oh,” Hermione breathed, eyes wide at the sight of the giant of a man.

Alex took her hand and pulled her out of the doorway of the train and towards the friendly giant.

“That’s Hagrid. Nice enough bloke, real gentle with the kids.” Alex said as she followed along after him, Lapis and Alice in their wake.

“Part giant too.” Lapis said to the bushy haired girl. “Don’t hold it against him though. He’s been a kind and caring groundskeeper of Hogwarts since before out parent’s time.”

“Al’rite there, Harry?” Hagrid asked as the group approached along with the other first years.

“Bril’ thanks.” Alex grinned at the man.

“’Rite yeh lot, follow me an’ watch yer step.” Hagrid led them away from the station and along a dark path through the forrest.

After Hermione almost pulled him on top of her when she nearly tripped on an exposed root, Alex decided to make the trip a little easier for everyone and with a flick of his wand and a muttered “Lumos Stellaris” conjured a dozen small floating lights that followed over their heads, illuminating the hazardous path and causing Hermione to smile her thanks at him.

Alex dimmed the lights as Hagrid called out that they’ll see the castle around the next bend and the sight of the castle with glittering windows across the dark lake when they rounded the corner was simply magical.

This, this is why I’m here, Alex thought to himself, thankful for being given the opportunity by Seraphina to fulfil this childhood dream.

“No more’n four to a boat.” Hagrid informed them.

Which meant that Alex, Alice, Hermione and Lapis fit perfectly.

The trip across the lake was short even if it was memorable to the new student. The experience would be forever etched into their memories as the start of the Hogwarts Journey. The trek up an annoyingly long flight of worn stone steps to reach the castle proper would be remember less fondly.

Alex suffered through the McGonagall’s speech about the houses and family and such while spending most of it considering the prim, older woman.
McGonagall in cannon was… confusing. She had moments of compassionate relatability and care towards Harry yet for the most part kept to the persona of strict enforcer of the school rules. She was supposedly a good friend of Harry’s parents yet kept the poor orphan boy at arm’s length, not allowing any real relationship to form between the except for that of ‘liked authoritarian.’

The McGonagall of Rune Stone Path started out in the same vein yet within a year improved drastically as she actually tried to relate to the damaged young boy and support his emotional and mental health. The difference was receiving a firm kick the rear by Babbling on her shortcomings in relation to her treatment of Harry.

Alex wasn’t sure what was going to happen now, and he didn’t know what he wanted to happen either. He held less animosity toward the professor than the fic’s Harry yet definitely wouldn’t hold her to the same esteem as canon Harry would if she remained as distant as she did. Only time would tell, he guessed.

“Potter, Harry!” McGonagall called him forth to put on the hat.

Ahh, yes let’s see. Hmm… yep. Absolutely nothing. Empty as a cobbler’s curse. The hat muttered into his mind.

Sorry about that. Can’t really control that. Alex projected mentally at the hat.

You, Davis and Greengrass. The three of you are completely void of thought or memory. The other two would not explain the peculiarity of it. Perhaps you will care to enlighten me.

Alex gave the mental equivalent of a head shake. No can do, sorry.

Well, then I’ll just have to sort you much as I did them. The hat informed him.

Where do you want to go? The hat asked.

That’s it? Alex thought back. Just ask me what I want?

What else do you expect? Your mental protections have stumped even myself; and that’s saying something, mind you. The hat’s mental voice sound exasperated.

Will you follow the other two into Slytherin or have you other plans?

Oh, I have plans alright. Alex smirked at the hat, though it couldn’t tell unless he projected it. But a question first. How much of this must you inform the headmaster of?

I am bound not to reveal what is discovered inside the heads of students. The had told him.

Great. Well… let’s see. The current headmaster is a manipulative old fool who is endangering the lives of the students and myself in particular.

The hat was silent for a moment. Go on, Mr Potter. You have my attention.

He’s obsessed with a prophecy about me and the Dank Wanker: Voldie, and intends to see me dead by the tosser’s hand to fulfil the prophecy.

That… does sound a lot like something he would do. The hat admitted.

Alex projected his surprise.

Please, I sit in a room with him for most of the year. He is certainly a schemer with a god-complex even if he believes himself well-intentioned.

Then why haven’t you done anything about him? Alex thought at the hat, a little peeved.

Because I’m a HAT. The sorting hat huffed. I sort students and protect the school various ways; there’s not much I can do about a professor and their political machinations.

Right. You provide the sword of Gryffindor to those who would defend the school.

“HOW THE DEVIL DO YOU KNOW THAT?!” The hat exclaimed aloud, much to the surprise of everyone watching the sorting.

I know lots of things. Alex said mentally. I know where the Room of Requirement is, where the Chamber of Secrets is and that the headmaster is currently hiding a fake philosopher’s stone on the third floor.

The hat let out a long, tired groan that had the hall whispering to each other as they tried to work out what was happening with the sorting.

What do you hope to gain by telling me this, child?

I might need your help when I go after the Basilisk and Voldemort. The Dark Tosser is going to make a go at the stone by the end of the year and I’m going to stop him.

You are a child. Why not tell one of the professors and let them deal with it?

Harry snorted. Because not only do I not have physical proof right now, Dumbledore has set it all up as a trap to ensure I encounter Voldie, he won’t let anyone else interfere.

The hat seemed to shrink in on itself in thought, which was an incredibly odd sensation on Alex’s head.

Very well. Should you call for me I will answer and should your cause be just, I will render what aid I can. The had promised.

Great. Alex mentally sent his rejoice. Then all that’s left is the sorting. I’d like to go to Gryffindor, thanks. Hermione’s there.

Very well, “Gryffindor!” it is. The had said, shouting out the house.

Alex was going to go join his new house but had one more thought before removing the hat.

By the way, how would you feel about becoming a woman? Alex sent.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” The hat exclaimed out loud.

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Dumbledore watched with interest as this year’s students were being sorted. There were many young heirs and children of prominent members of society in this batch of first years, yet perhaps most relevant was the young Boy-Who-Lived.
Dumbledore had many, many regrets in his, admittedly, long life, and sending the poor boy to live with the Dursleys was one of his greatest. Yet, needs must. The boy wouldn’t not have been safe being fostered off to a magical family. No, Dumbledore grimaced at the thought of any one of the ‘upstanding’ families the boy could have been sent to. Half of them would have raised him up as a new Dark Lord to walk in the footsteps of the old, the other half would have used the child to push through changes that would have upset the delicate balance he was maintaining of magical society.

Dumbledore had decided that it would be best if he, himself, kept control of the Boy-Who-Lived, but it would do the world no good if he let the child grow wilful and defiant as the youth so often chaffed against the authority of those older and wiser than themselves.

The Dursleys offered a perfect solution. They would keep the boy humble and lower his confidence enough that Dumbledore would be able to lead the child and direct him down his proper path in the Light. And when all was said and done, ensuring another Dark Lord did not sprout under his very nose was of most paramount importance. For surely, one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord would also therefore have the power of a Dark Lord. No, better to keep the child humble and passive rather than let him become another Tom.

Dumbledore let out as sigh as the young Granger girl’s sorting stretched into a hat-stall, there was also the other aspect of the prophecy to consider. Either must die at the hand of the other and yet neither were dead.
Dumbledore took a sip from his goblet and side-eyed the recently returned Professor Quirrell. No, neither were dead at all and when it came down to it better for young Harry to depart on his next great adventure so that others could step forward and defeat the Darkness.

Dumbledore’s thoughts circled as he once more pondered his many regrets; Gellert, Tom, Harry, Gellert, Tom, Harry. He shook his head to push away the sick bile roiling in his guts and pay attention once more to the Sorting happening Infront of him. Harry Potter had just been called forth.

As the young boy walked forward to sit on the stool and don the hat, Dumbledore could only frown. The boy wasn’t wearing glasses for one, and while he was small and thin as to be expected, he walked with a confidence and surety that was not.
Dumbledore chewed on these discrepancies to his usual reports on the lad’s welfare as the anticipatory silences in the hall grew. Dumbledore also noted that Flopsy was agitated, twisting and turning on the boy’s head. The hat had done much the same with Greengrass and Davis, but Dumbledore hadn’t truly paid that much attention. Now though he wondered what was causing the sorting hat so much annoyance.

“HOW THE DEVIL DO YOU KNOW THAT?!”

Dumbledore, much like everyone else in the hall, recoiled at the hats sudden shout. What could be happening in that boy’s head? Was he already corrupted by the lingering darkness Dumbledore had sense in his scar? Darkness that set his spine to shivering and cause him to dive in many a disgusting tomb to understand, yet so far too little to no success other than to know the magic was incredibly Dark.

Whispering spread around the students and the teachers were not much better, leaning towards each other to exchanged hushed comments. The only three silently watching Harry with un undisturbed focus were Quirrell, Snape and himself. Quirrell on orders from his lord and Snape was simply sitting their fuming, the vein on his forehead getting larger and larger, pulsing with an ever-increasing tempo as the time stretched on.

The hat’s cry of Gryffindor had everyone relaxing or in the case of one particular table, cheering with great fervour at their acquisition of the child-celebrity.

Those cheers abruptly cut off as the hat again exclaimed out of nowhere. “WHAT THE FUCK?!”

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Hermione leaned into Alex as he sat down at the Gryffindor table amid the awkward looks and wispers of his peers.

“What did you do?” she hissed.

Alex smirked. “Just spoke to the hat for a bit, offered to turn him into a chick.”

Hermione’s face scrunched up and her mouth moved silently as she struggled to articulate the ridiculousness of Alex’s response.

Dumbledore gave his traditional beginning of year announcements, including the obvious baiting of the mysterious third-floor corridor and then began the feast with the iconic random words.

The Hogwarts feast was as spectacular as described in the books and soon enough Gryffindor house got over their uncertainty of the Boy-who-lived and many of them were attempting to draw Alex into conversation or to ask him questions.

Alex fielded off any interrogations about that fateful Halloween by, again, pointing out that no one could actually know what happened that night because anyone there was either dead or a toddler. He impressed and aggravated those around him in equal measure by placing the responsibility of his survival on Lily, the supposed brightest witch of her generation. Many of the girls like that interpretation and many of the students who held sympathies to blood-status didn’t.

Ron didn’t redeem himself at all as he made a snide comment about Daphne and Tracey showing their true colours as slimy Slytherin snakes. Thankfully, Fred and George seemed to pick up that their youngest brother was putting his foot into it and were able to distract him before Alex could do more than verbally smack the redhead down.

Still, Alex enjoyed the feast more than he thought he would. Hermione was much a better conversationalist than most near twelve-year-olds tended to be and Fred and George were much funnier in person when you could really feel the joviality in their tone. Lavender was also surprisingly fun to talk to, she had a way of keeping the conversation flowing and quickly changing topics when people started to get too heated. Neville didn’t say much despite Alex trying to draw him in but really only time could pierce that level of bashfulness.

Eventually though, the desserts disappeared from their plates and Dumbledore dismissed the students to their dorms. Alex and Hermione and the rest of the first-year Gryffindors waddled after Percy Weasley much like a group of lost ducklings latching on to the tallest directional aid.

Alex will admit that he would not remember the route taken to the Gryffindor tower at all and was going to need help to make his way back to the Great Hall the next morning. He wished a yawning Hermione goodnight and climbed the dormitory stairs to claim his own bed.

Not that he was going to get any sleep though. After claiming the four-poster canopied bed that his decoy trunk was placed at, Alex wished the other boys goodnight and shut his curtains to wait. Less than an hour later the dorm was silent but for the muffled breathing of the other preteens and Rons’ heavy snoring as the long day and heavy meal had quickly put them to sleep.

Alex went through the progress to leave a weakened clone in his bed then ghosted through the curtains. He was intangible and invisible to anyone else in the dorm even if they had been awake to see. With a thought he activated the MMA function of his P-comm and directed the feed to his InSpecs.

The MMA or the Marauder’s Map Application was the brainchild of Lyn during their extended period of study at the Tower before their departure for Hogwarts. She had noticed that the Marauder’s Map didn’t actually need to be at Hogwarts to function; showing the location of the inhabitants and the shifting of the moving stairs from half the world away. Literally half the world as they had finally narrowed down the location of the Tower to a forested island south of Japan.

Lyn had suggested that they livestream the map to all their P-comms from a central location so that they all could access it at any given time while keeping the physical copy safe. Alex had told Lyn that she now had all the same perks as he did and to have fun. Lyn had smiled then taken the idea and ran with it.

The map was now located at the Luna Academy on the moon and persevered within a plane of clear crystal that doubled as both a continuous scanner of the parchment as well as in incredibly advanced computer. Lyn had easily whipped-up a simple Gemtech program that would record the map, interpret the data and keep track of all the variables. This meant that their MMA had search functions, proximity notifications and a map-over-time function that could track and record routes of individuals. Alex had taken the app a step further by hooking it up to his own personal project from their study time.

Alex couldn’t become the Runemaster that Harry was in the fic in only a few weeks. But he was getting close, even being stymied only by the lack of key runes and an applicable need. What he decided he could do was the simple reflection rune cluster that Harry had applied to his glasses at the end of second year.

The Reflection rune cluster wasn’t complex, a single core rune linked to a surface-effect braid. Even then, it was capable of reflecting at least one instant-death glare from an ancient basilisk as well as reflecting attempted legilimency attacks with extreme prejudice, literally ‘reflecting’ the assault back at the attacker. Alex had put together a simple pair of crystal lenses with the rune cluster etched into the very molecular arrangement of the quartz glass and it had worked like a charm or well… like a rune. It was simple then to line the frame of the lenses with gemtech micro projectors that could be linked to his P-Comm for a simple HUD. This had then gotten him thinking of what other functions he could add to the lenses. By deconstructing the omnioculars purchased in Diagon Alley; Alex was able to integrate the magic based magnification, replay and caption functions. Only after he had spent hours recreating the enchantments and runes-clusters from the omnioculars did realise he had gone through a lot of trouble to rework functions that could easily be applied using Gemtech.

This had led to Alex attempting the mix the two methods together to a greater degree and honestly it was likely only through the Technomancy perk that he was able to merge the two disparate systems. The result was a sum greater than the two.
The newly dubbed InSpecs worked better than he could have though possible. Able to enable sight clearly in any light settings from solar-flare bright to the darkest and bleakest of nights. The lenses could zoom in to incredible detail while stabilising themselves to prevent the enlarged vision wobbling at the slightest movement of the head.

The tech had also fused together in ways that were completely unexpected, resulting in the magical recording function integrating with the Gemtech data crystals near seamlessly, meaning that Alex had discovered a way to permanently record images and sounds with magic and store them into crystals for later viewing. The image quality was, quite frankly, supernatural; and the data compression beyond belief. The glasses able to record and store three days’ worth of completely lossless video or years of continuous recording at a quality equivalent to 1080pi. Almost a petabyte of data all stored in a half-carat diamond sized storage crystal.

Even then, the InSpecs were still an ongoing project as Alex really wanted to see if he could somehow enchant the things to actually produce some sort of ‘Mage Sight.’ So far, he had been unsuccessful as none of the rune combinations he had tried had fit so far. Alex was fairly certain he was missing something simple but as of yet had been unable to make a breakthrough. Additionally, he was also making a slow progress to reproduce the effect of Mad-Eye Moody’s enchanted eye that could see through walls, trunks and clothes… Not that it was an incredibly important addition to the already awesome enchanted item but if he had the ability to see through the clothing of those around him then he damn well was going to use it. Because, well who wouldn’t?

At the moment the InSpecs only drawback was their appearance which was mainly due to them being technically at the prototype stage. The lenses were simple quartz crystal yet the frames were moulded sapphire and pearl with a two small data-storage diamonds on the sides that really looked much flashier than he was hoping. Thankfully Alex was able to sidestep the issue of fashion by not actually wearing the things. Well… no, he was wearing them but he also wasn’t. Having already fixed the root of Harry’s poor eyesight, Alex didn’t need to wear the glasses and risk losing them in the middle of a fight. Instead, he had utilised his Ghost Fusion ability to fuse the InSpecs into himself thus allowing him access to all the functionality of wearing them with none of the risks of losing them… or of looking like knock-off Rita Skeeter.

So it was that as Alex floated through the dormitory, he was being directed by a map-overly that only he could see and right in front of him, next to the dot representing ‘Ronald Weasley’ was another dot clearly labelled ‘Peter Pettigrew.’

With a glance at Ron to reassure himself that the red-head was off in the land of Nod; Alex sent a silent stunner at the snoozing rodent. The rat didn’t even have a chance to wake or react before it was stunned by the red bolt. Ron stirred in his slumber at the flash of light but didn’t wake.

Alex levitated the rat towards himself and bubbled it just in case it woke. He retreated to his bed with the captured rat and once behind the concealing drapes he opened a portal to the dungeons of the Luna Academy and stepped through.

“Did you get the bastard?” Lyn asked as he exited the portal into the bare stone room.

“Easily.” Alex held up the bubbled rodent.

“Little fucking perv.” Lyn cursed at Peter.

Alex cocked an eyebrow at the girl.

Lyn sniffed. “He didn’t do anything, I would remember with our Mind Arts perk, but I often found the rat hiding in my used clothing hamper, specifically among my panties.

Alex shivered. “Gods… and in both this fic and canon he wasn’t found out until third year. You, Ginny, would have been twelve by then.”

“And that was how he acted around me as a kid, who knows what he got up to at Hogwarts. Do the stairs to the girl’s dorm even react to male animals?” Lyn scowled.

“I’m going to have to make sure he answers those questions when he’s put on trial.” Alex decided. “But for now…”

Alex levitated the bubble into the air then concentrated on his most prominent Ghost King magical ability and brought into being an empty portrait that crackled with purple energy. The frame sucked in the sleeping rat-bastard and resolved itself into a painting of a rad in a bubble. Alex then floated the portrait onto one of the surrounding stone walls where it stuck fast. The dungeons of Luna Academy weren’t going to be made of stone and steel bars but instead a haunted portrait gallery.

Lyn eyed the painting for a minute then spat on the floor.

“Eww.” Alex noted.

Lyn just rolled her eyes. “So, Sirius now?”

Alex nodded. “I could justify leaving him in that hellhole until I got to Hogwarts as it gave me an alibi but I can’t justify leaving him there longer than that.”

Together they walked through the near empty hallways of the academy occasionally passing a Pearl in the act of cleaning and once walking by a classroom where Moonstone was practicing giving a lecture on Charms.

Alex wasn’t sure why the Jumper School of Magic had populated itself with Magic Gems but he assumed it was just Seraphina’s touch at keeping things thematic. Still, it was better than trying to explain away the human styled NPCs that the Item’s description mentioned.

Exiting the large castle on to the grounds gave Alex an opportunity to take in the sheer greatness of the Luna Academy and it’s grounds. The castle looked nothing like it’s supposed inspiration of Hogwarts. The building was an ethereal mix of traditional medieval architecture, Gem-style art-deco and Elsa’s ice castle from Frozen. The stonework was a mix of several varieties of stone from white and grey solid opaque marbles and granites to clearer quartzes of pastel shades of blue, rose, and yellow.

The end effect was an airy series of lightly coloured spires that grew thin and tall from a more clustered base that made up the building proper. Glass-like bridges spanned between the thin towers and glittered like spiderwebs under the starlight and the light from the many windows of the castle. The grounds surrounding the monstrous edifice of magic were mostly gently sloping hills of lush green grass and colourful gardens with scattered stone and crystal edifices, gazebos, seating areas for the students to relax in or around. A few close-by glass buildings were the larger Herbology greenhouses though smaller ones could be found inside the castle proper on covered balconies. The already low hills flattened out further from the castle as they sloped down to large clear lake that surrounded the entire castle in the shape of a crescent moon. The horns of the crescent almost touching the castle and the majority of the castle grounds being within the centre area.

Lastly, any clear ground not used by building or tended field was taken up with a thick old-wood forest that extended past the lake and all the way up to the Gem-tech dome that maintained the environment. The dome was a Gem-tech device that created an adjustable environment within a semipermeable dome of energy allowing for the recreation of a typical earth-like environment. It was powered by a Gem-tech geothermal diffuser, the same crystal heart device that empowered the temple. It did have to be buried incredible deep (over one thousand kilometres) to reach the still molten core of the moon’s interior but it would provide a much more stable and more importantly uninterruptable energy source than more conventional gem-tech power sources. Though, Alex did still scatter three Gem-light Converters around as additional redundancies.

With the constant power from the heavenly body’s core, the dome was able to create a dome with a diameter of two-hundred kilometres or just over three thousand square kilometres of land and the verdant green terrain reached right up to that hard border where the shield separated vibrant land from the dead grey dusty landscape of the Luna surface. Given the size of the moon and the difference in the curvature of its’ surface even from the highest point of the Luna Academy the moon’s grey terrain couldn’t been seen; the sea of trees stretching towards the horizon. It was something special to see the earth rising over a horizon of trees from the castle.

Alex could only appreciate the view of the castle for a moment as he walked briskly across the grounds to where a series of the blue-black Phase-ships he had built all the way back in the ‘Steven Universe’ universe were lined up in two neat rows. He hadn’t had time to build a proper hanger for them yet but it was on the to-do list.

Boarding the shield shaped vessel, he quickly powered it up and mentally commanded the ship to plot a course for the north eastern coast of Scottland. Lyn settled into the co-captains’ chair and took over monitoring local communications. Even though the Phase-ship was invisible and intangible by the time it left the dome over the Luna Academy, it was best to eavesdrop on the local chatter just in case someone reported something.

It only took minutes for the ship to travel at sub-light speeds to the Scottish coast, the intangibility of the craft made entering atmosphere incredibly simple and air resistance meaningless. Going off of old records found in the tower describing the discovery of the Azkaban fortress in the late 16th century prior to its repurposing as a wizarding prison in 1719, Alex piloted the ship towards where he suspected the wizarding prison to be. The fortress may have been unplottable and thus could not be found on any map, either magical or mundane yet Alex could follow the instructions of ‘fifty-seven miles north-by-northeast off Knivestone of the Farne Islands.’

It took an hour of circling the area of apparently empty ocean before Lyn spotted the island prison first.

Azkaban was a forbidding fortress tower of black rock that jutted arrogantly out of the cold waters of the North Sea. The tower was thirteen stories tall and oddly triangular in shape with central hollow through the centre. The island was complete barren jagged black stone with only a small sheltered patch of dirt immediately next to the imposing fortress where prisoners were buried upon their deaths.

As a witch and wizard, the muggle repelling wards surrounding the prison did nothing to either Alex or Lyn and the anti-broomstick wards had no effect on the phase-ship whatsoever. It seemed that the magicals of Brittain never expected other magic users to attempt to reach the island by mundane methods of flight… for as much that an alien spacecraft built using the technology of sentient rocks could be considered mundane.

Though it was night, the entire area seemed darker than the surrounding empty ocean, and if you’ve ever been on the open sea at night then you would know how ridiculous that sounds. Still, in this small patch of sea the stars above that peeked through heavy cloud cover shone dimmer and the distant moon’s light did not reach this forsaken place. The cause of the reduction in light was obvious. The multitudes of dementors that swarmed the prison affected the very nature of the world around them. The waters were more chill, the waves fiercer, the stone held none of the warmth of day and clouds perpetually blanketed the sky above.

“Brrr.” Lyn shivered even in the temperature-controlled ship, the supernatural chill extending out on a spiritual level as the ship approached.

“Bring some of the Shadow Mage to the surface and touch your dementor form but don’t actually change.” Alex advised the red-head.

Lyn took a breath and shifted her internal magics towards the darker shadows and Alex could see how her shouldered relaxed as the dementor’s now aura washed over her without affecting her. It was, of course, still there. It just didn’t affect the two as they channelled energies that resonated with the dark magic creatures.

“So how are we going to find Sirius?” Lyn asked now that she was unaffected. “Will the point me spell work?”

Alex shook his head. “It might but we can’t use any wanded magic’s within the wards.”

Lyn’s eyes widened. “The wards stop magic? I couldn’t find any books on wards within the tower that described wards that can do that.”

“To the best of my knowledge, there are no wards that can suppress magic on an area this size.” Alex admitted. “No, the wards just detect the casting of external magics not coded in as exceptions. The wardens register their wands and any spells not cast with a registered wand trigger the alarms.”

Lyn nodded along to that explanation then frowned. “But Sirius could transform into Padfoot without setting the ward off?”

“Animagus transformations are internal magics along with occlumency, some runes, some divination techniques and potions.”

“Potions are internal magics?”

Alex shrugged. “Ok, well, drinking them is. They draw partly on the magic of the drinker to fuel their effect. It’s why most potions don’t work on mundane humans but will work for hedges.”

“… Hedges?” Lyn asked wondering what shrubberies had to do with anything.

“Squibs.” Alex corrected. “Found a book in the tower on the differences between magicals and mundanes. Squibs used to be called Hedge witches and were pretty much accepted as part of the magical community until about six hundred years ago. They can do most magic except cast spells with a wand.”

“Huh… so a squ- hedge witch can still brew a potion and carve runes?” Lyn leant back in her chair and considered that.

Alex nodded again. “Yep. And they used to be the majority of magicals. The ability to use wands appeared in Greece and Rome a little over four thousand years ago and spread from there. There’s some speculation that the ability to use a wand it related to Atlantean heritage from the survivors of the sinking of Atlantis about eleven thousand years ago but magical genealogy records aren’t so complete to actually prove that and it’s not like witches or wizards would ever go get their DNA sequenced the muggle way.”

“Huh.”

“It’s also why the majority of the wizarding world is European. The genes didn’t really spread elsewhere so for a long time it was only European magicals who could wield a wand which gave them a huge advantage against native magicals of other lands.”

“I guess that explains why the diversity in the books kinds sucked.”

“Yeah, the only magicals from Africa, Asia, Australia and the Americas capable of using a wand are descended from colonial European magicals.”

“The more you know.” Lyn said, causing Alex to roll his eyes. “You still haven’t told me how you’re going to find Sirius.”

“Oh! Right, that.” Alex linked himself to the ship and commanded it release the Spectre Drones as well as perform a set of various scans.

Lyn watched as the main viewscreen lit up with various data results and imagery. Part of the screen was dedicated to eight Spectre image-feeds that were already approaching the edifice of stone and despair. Other graphs were mapping data sets from ambient
temperatures to mineral composition. Only the mapping function that was trying to render a 3D visual of the prison seemed to be having any difficulty. It would map out about a third of the structure before glitching and having to start again.

Alex refined the scans to give up on trying to map the structure itself and instead had it record the relative positions of life signs and their movements. Soon enough he had representation of multiple dots stacked in a rough cylinder shape. The majority of the them were still and near equidistant from each other while a couple were moving in straight-ish lines while making a slow circuit. A few were gathered together at the base of the tower.
It was simple to then direct the Spectres to invisibly pass through the walls of the prison directly to each of the stationary life signs and as each Spectre recorded an image of a decrepit prisoner, their image was assigned to a life sign.

“Found him.” Lyn claimed as she watched the process.

“How do you know it’s him?” Alex asked.

Lyn pointed to the image of a large black dog curled up in a corner of a cell.

Alex facepalmed and refined the scans to only lifesigns larger than a rat yet smaller than a human. Two dots on the screen lit up; the large dog and a depressed looking dwarf.

“Alright, he’s eighty-three metres in that direction.” Alex pointed up and to the right.

“So let’s go get him!” Lyn pushed.

“Just… a mo.” Alex set another search perimeter for the Spectres to go confirm on the life signs on the floor Sirius was on and the ones above and below. “OK, Let’s go.”

It only took a minute for the two of them to leave the ship hanging invisibly in the night sky and to fly their way to the correct cell, using the telemetry sent to the P-comms to keep on target.

They phased through the thick stone walls with a shiver. Despite their currently incorporeal state they very walls of the prison felt filthy with spiritual grime. Both had similar thoughts of a long, hot shower when the night was done.

Sirius… looked not good. He was in his animagus form and was more skin and bone than hairy mongrel.

Lyn gasped at his poor health. “Oh you poor thing.” She whispered with tears in in her eyes.

Not one to miss an opportunity, Alex pulled an empty vial from his P-comm and caught a teardrop from Lyn’s cheek, the cold glass causing her to flinch away.

“Hey! Oh, good idea.” She nodded.

They had all experimented with their various animagus forms and found that not everything was as easy as they thought it would be. Primarily, they’d found that phoenix tears could not be artificially produced. Spells that induced crying, cutting onions and physical pain did something that rendered the magical teardrops inert. They had to genuinely come from a true emotional response. Thankfully, sad movies or stories still counted so they could still elicit responses if they desperately need them but even then, the tears only remained magical for about seven hours and could not be stored longer than that. Alex had some ideas that a true time-stasis might work to preserve them but didn’t have enough experience or knowledge to manipulate time as of yet so had put the idea on the backburner.

Alex approached the curled-up mutt and willed himself corporeal again, Lyn followed suit.

“Sirius… Sirius… wake up, Padfoot.” Harry called out softly. The Spectres had indicated that moving life signs were patrolling guards and that none were nearby but Alex didn’t want any of the other prisoners noticing their presence either.

Sirius woke with a heartbreaking whine that only a dog in pain can make.

He morphed back into his human form, his eyes wide and bloodshot as they stared at Alex in fear and longing.

“J-James? I’m sorry, James. It should have been me.” The man sobbed. He glanced at Lyn who still looked like Ginny. “Lil’s. Merlin, I-I-I’m sooo sor’y.”

Alex and Lyn exchanged a pained look. Seeing a broken man like this was heartbreaking in many ways.

“Padfoot, it’s going to be ok.” Alex tried to reassure the man. “It’ll be better now. You’ll be safe now.” He slowly approached the wreck.

“I’m ready. R-Ready to go with you now.” Sirius half sobbed; half smiled.

Alex and Lyn shared another concerned look.

“But what about the Cub?. The Bastard is still out there, w-what if he gets Harry?” Sirus blinked, his demeaner becoming firmer less confused.

“Harry will be fine, I promise. But Padfoot I need you to do something for me.” Alex wearily approached and produced a second vial from his P-Comm, this one filled with a clear dark purple fluid. “I need you to drink these.”

“I-I’m sorry, James, so sorry. Anything!” Sirius gasped falling back into confused regret.

Alex pressed the vial with the phoenix tear to Sirius’ cracked lips and let the single drop roll out, the magic of tear keeping the pearly drop together and not clinging to the glass.

As soon as the tear touched his tongue, Sirius spasmed and Alex had to lunge to stop the man from slamming the back of his head against the stone wall.

The man groaned as his pallor improved and his eyes became clearer even as tears stained with a strange black substance poured from his eyes.

“J-James? What? Who?” Sirius asked again, his voice clearer as his now somewhat focused eyes found Alex. “Harry?”

“One more potion, Padfoot.” Alex encouraged the man and pushed forward the second vial.

It said something about how poorly the man was that even after drinking a fresh phoenix tear, he was still not completely with it, even if he was still much more cognisant than before.

“Right, sure.” He managed as he flipped back the second vial and immediately dropped it as he went limp.

“What was that?” Lyn asked as Alex managed to catch Sirius as he slumped to the floor.

“Drought of the Living Death.” Alex said while he focused on his Gem ability to create a crystal stretcher underneath the unconscious man. Crystal chains appearing to keep him strapped to the board.

“Because it will keep him alive and in stasis as we move him.” Lyn nodded along proving that she had read many of the Tower’s collection of books as well.

“Can you get him to the ship?” Alex asked her. “I’ve a couple of things I want to do before we go.”

Lyn nodded and levitated the strapped down Sirius towards her.

“Meet you there.” She lay a hand on Sirius causing them both to become invisible and intangible and floated them both out through the wall.

Alex didn’t follow but instead pulled a small robonoid from his P-comm, the clear green crystal ball spouted legs and hopped down to the dirty floor before scooting to the corner where Sirius had been curled up. Alex fed the robonoid footage from his InSpecs and the Spectres and after a minute of the small thing collating the data it opened its top like a robotic eye. In a sparkling dazzle of light an exact replica of Sirius’ emancipated form emerged from the light over the robonoid. It haltingly crouched down against the wall and picked up the tatted blanket that the dog-wizard had been sleeping on and wrapped the stained fabric around himself.

Alex walked around the semi-solid holographic projection to make sure it looked right from each angle. Nodding to himself in satisfaction he commanded a Spectre to remain in the cell so he could keep an eye on who comes to visit then floated out through the bars into the corridor beyond.

He pulled up the direction of the various life signs that he had made the ship take not off before he left. Each one highlighted with red, each one a prisoner with a Dark Mark.

Floating down the corridor to the next cell, passing an uncaring Dementor as he went. He arrived at the cell, this one claimed by a softly rocking woman with a rat’s nest of hair and wide, crazed eyes. Alex entered invisibly while he pulled the next part of tonight’s plan from his P-comm.

Bellatrix Lestrange didn’t even notice as he fused the explosive vest into her very soul.

Notes:

AN: It's been a long week. Already going to say that the next chapter and the ones after that might not be weekly for a while. Just got informed that my rent is going up and it looks like i'm going to have to move and as 'm sure you all know, that's a stressful and time consuming process.

Chapter 24: Harry Potter 3

Notes:

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Chapter Text



“Oi! Any of you lot seen Scabbers?” Ron’s call woke Alex from his doze.

“The fuck is a scabbers?” Seamus yelled back from behind his curtains.

Neville poked his head out of his own bed’s curtains to look concernedly at Ron. “Uh, may you should go s-see the nurse, Ron. It could be catching.”

“What are you on about? I’m lookin’ for me rat!” Ron yelled back while tossing blankets and pillows around searching for his lost pet.

It was at that moment that Dean walked out of the bathroom in just a pair of pyjama pants, towelling his wet hair. “What’s all the fuss?”

“Ron can’t find ‘is rat.” Seamus informed the boy.

Dean shivered. “Good, can’t stand rats. Maybe it’s crawled off to die or sumthin’”

“He’s not dead.” Ron grumbled. “He’ll be around here somewhere.”

“How old is it? Didn’t you say something about Percy having him, last night?” Dean asked as he pulled clothes from his trunk.

“’bout ten years or so.” Ron admitted.

“There you go.” Dean pulled out his uniform. “Rats only live something like eight years, then I think when they get ready to die, they crawl somewhere out of sight to cark-it.”

“Bollocks.” Ron sighed in defeat.

Alex snorted at conversation that was happening and got out of bed. It only took a second to will himself dressed in a copy of his Gryffindor robes made of light. Gem based clothing really did beat the hassle of getting dressed each morning. He stretched and wished he could have slept longer, even if he technically didn’t need sleep his human habits liked getting a good eight hours. He hadn’t gotten back to the dorm until about three in the morning whereby he fused with his duplicated to gain the memories of no one getting up through the night then laid down for a as much as a nap as he was going to get.

At least Sirius was in good hands being tended too at the Luna Academy. Alex and Lyn had ferried the comatose Dogfather back to the moon castle and had left him in the tender care of the Gem in charge of the infirmary. Which surprisingly, was a bubbly Pink Diamond. Not THE Pink Diamond of course but still a Diamond class gem in the shade of pink that went by the name Azalea.

Azalea was competent in enough wizarding healing to teach classes on it, which she would do so if and when they introduced students to the school. She was also able to heal much like the OG Pink was able to from the show. With the combination of Pink’s healing abilities, her medical spellwork and a few potions, it was likely Sirius would be restored to health within a few months, a year at most. Still, it would probably be at least a few weeks before they woke him from his potion induced slumber. Hopefully his improved physical health will also have an effect on his mental health too.

“Good morning, Harry.” Hermione greeted him in the common room.

“Morning.” Harry lazily greeted the girl.

“Are you excited about our first day? I’ve got all my books on me so I’m certainly not late for class. I wonder what our first lessons are going to be like?” Hermione chatted away with a large smile on her face.

Alex smiled at her infectious exuberance and silently took her incredibly heavy and over filled book bag from her.

“Wha-?” Hermione started to protest as he easily fit her bag into his own smaller bookbag without it changing in size or weight.

“When’s your birthday?” Alex asked her.

Hermione blinked at his non-sequitur. “The nineteenth of September.”

“Damn, that’s less then three weeks away.” Alex noted.

Hermione frowned, not meanly or anything, it just seemed to be default to any confusion she might encounter. “And why would that matter?”

Alex shrugged and started walking out of the common room, forcing the bookworm to follow lest he abscond with all her school books.

“I want to know so I can get you a bookbag with some good expansion and feather-light charms on it.” Alex followed the map overlayed in a corner of his vision causing him to lead Hermione down the hall and into a side passage.

Hermione almost tripped at his words. “Oh.. umm why?”

“Because that’s what friends do, they get each other thoughtful gifts.” Alex stopped in front of a large tarnished ceiling to floor mirror with a gilt frame. He glanced at his map for confirmation then leant towards the glass and breathed against it, his breath fogging the chill surface.

Poor Hermione was completely out of her element as she watched him like he was some strange yet interesting new animal. “We’re friends?” she asked timidly.

Alex wrote the word ‘Salr’ on the fogged glass causing it to shimmer and suddenly stop showing their reflection but instead showed a completely different hallway. “Yes, Hermione, we’re friends. Keep up.”

Alex stepped into and through the glass into the hallways beyond. Hermione blinked, frowned, then smiled all within a second or two and cautiously stepped through after him. Alex smiled as Hermione followed then started walking, taking a left bring them to the entrance Hall, just outside the doors to the great hall. From the seventh floor to the ground floor in a single step.

“How did we…?” Hermione trailed off in wonder.

Alex grinned at her. “Damn, I love magic”

The pair entered the nearly deserted great hall and took their place at the Gryffindor table which only had a few bleary-eyed older years seated at it.

“How did you know the short-cut?” Hermione asked as she picked out some toast and snagged a jar of marmalade.

Alex filled his plate with some eggs and fruit along with some buttered toast. “I’m Harry Potter.” He said as if that explained everything.

Hermione simply huffed at Alex’s non-answer then frowned at him again. “You’re wearing glasses today.”

Alex slid the simple wire lensed spectacles further up is nose in a classic anime-esque action. “Only took you twenty minutes to notice.”

Hermione blushed. “I mean, why are you wearing glasses? Didn’t you say you got contacts on the train?”

Alex nodded and took a sip of bitter, sweet ambrosia. Fuck, the elves made a better coffee than most hipster cafés. “I did, but I was so tired last night that I forgot to take them out. Slept with them in and woke up with my eyes feeling irritated. Thought I’d give them a breather today.”

Hermione accepted that answer as she poured herself a cup of tea.

Truthfully, he had plans for today and needed the lenses out for them to work. These ones were just simple glass lenses with the reflection rune-cluster etched neatly around the edges. He still wore the modified InSpecs as a fused item but this way he had an excuse to rebuff legilimency attacks.

“Mr Potter, Ms Granger. It’s good to see two of my lions were able to find their way with plenty of time to spare.” McGonagall passed them each a stiff sheet of parchment with their timetables written out on them.

“Mornin’ Professor.” Alex causally greeted the Scottish woman.

“Good morning, Professor McGonagall.” Hermione also greeted her after swallowing the mouthful of toast she was eating.

Alex glanced at the timetable. “Guess we’ll see you after breakfast then.”

“Indeed Mr Potter, do ensure you’re not late.” McGonagall told him before moving on to the next new arrivals, a pair of third years if Alex wasn’t mistaken.

“Transfiguration, a short break before lunch, and a free double period then Potions afterwards.” Hermione noted the day’s classes.

“Great. I’m useless for at least an hour after lunch, we can either check out the library or take a nap.” Alex knew there was only one choice that Hermione was going to make.

“The library. It’s supposed to be the largest collection of magical books in England.” Hermione said with, and Alex had to double-take to make sure, literal stars in her eyes.

“How did you two get down here so quick?” Ron squished himself between Alex and Hermine as Dean and Seamus sat opposite them, Neville sat to the other side of Alex with a small smile.

Hermione frowned as she had to scoot to the side to give herself space. “Harry knew the way.”

Ron ignored her but still asked Alex as he loaded his plate with sausages. “And how did you know, we had to wait for Percy to bring us down.”

Alex rolled his eyes at Ron’s actions and sent a wink at Hermione. “I’m Harry flippin’ Potter.”

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Alex and Hermione made it to McGonagall’s class with plenty of time to spare and were, in fact, the first students to arrive. It had been easy for Alex to note McGonagall’s position on the map and lead Hermione through the twisting turns of the castle. It was also fun to reply to Hermione’s constant questioning on ‘how’ he knew the way with a smug grin. It causes the young girl to fume something awful and Alex could see her redoubling her efforts to ferret out the answers.

The classroom was large and seemed to be an odd combination of lecture theatre and regular room with student desks. The front of the room was dominated with a large blackboard and a heavy wood desk. Lined up before the desk were rows of smaller student desks each only wide enough to comfortably sit two students. The rows of desks each were on low tiered platforms that created a wide and gently sloped stair from the front of the room all the way to the back. The slope was nothing like a true lecture theatre yet was just enough of an elevation between tier of desks that would ensure each student would be able to see to front of the room and, in turn, that that professor could see each student.

“Kitty!” Hermione squealed, albeit softly, and walked briskly to the regal looking tabby that was perched upon the teacher’s desk. “Aren’t you just the prettiest, puss?” Hermione timidly reached out and pet the stiff animal that stared at her with hard unblinking eyes.

If it wasn’t for his prior knowledge or the way that the very tip of the cat’s tail twitched back and forth, Alex would have thought the cat a stuffed animal rather than a real living creature.

“Umm, Hermione? Maybe you shouldn’t pat every strange cat you see find,” Alex was sure he was failing to hide his smirk. “They might have fleas or something.”

If the cat turned hard and unamused eyes on Alex then they were outdone by Hermione’s scandalised gasp. “She doesn’t have FLEAS! She’s definitely well cared for, why just look at her how her coat gleams in the light and how healthy her clear her eyes are!”

“Eyes’ with markings around them incredibly similar to Professor McGonagall’s glasses?”

Hermione blinked at him then looked down at the cat that she was still stroking. The cat looked back up at her. One thing for certain, Hermione was not an idiot. She might not know all the various forms of magic that existed in the world but unless a book told her something was impossible then she could apply her imagination to magic. Her only real fault at this point in time was her faith in those that came before. If she had read somewhere or a professor had told her that it was impossible to transfigure one’s self into an animal then she would never have considered the possibility, but since she had not read anything on the subject as of yet she was willing to consider Alex’s insinuation. Hermione snatcher her hand back from the cat as if burned.

“P-Professor?” she queried the cat cautiously.

The cat leapt from the desk and shifted into the regal, matron that was their transfiguration professor.

“Well done, Ms Granger, Mr Potter.” She acknowledged their guess.

Hermione just stood their gaping, the hand that had been petting the cat-now-tuned-professor was now not so subtly wiping itself on her school robes.

“Five points to Gryffindor for working out I was an animagus, Mr Potter. It would have been ten but for your comment about fleas.”

Alex just grinned and gave the stem matronly woman a little shrug. “If I had really wanted to be rude, I would have made a joke about cats and licking themselves clean.”

His comment caused Hermione to squeak a little and McGonagall to close her eyes for a second, her mouth moving just a little as she sub vocally called upon one higher power or another for patience. “You remind me of your father, Mr Potter.” She eventually managed.

“Thank you, Professor.”

“That was not necessarily a compliment.” McGonagall sighed. “Why don’t the two of you find your seats, I trust that you won’t give up the game to your fellow classmates?”

“Of course, Professor McGonagall.” Hermione agreed and dragged Alex back and towards the first row of student desks. Alex in-turn had to then drag Hermione further back to the second row. Everyone knows that you don’t sit at the front if you could help it.

McGonagall retook her cat-form and position on the desk and waited for the rest of the class to arrive.

“I can’t believe you let me pet a teacher?!” Hermione whisper-shouted at him as they took their seats.

“Hey, I’m not the one who ran to pet the cat. Anyway, she’s the one who let a student pet her, that’s just a tad creepy of you ask me.”

Hermione didn’t have a response to that other than to give a huff, not at him but more just huffing about her own lack of answer.

“Anyway, what’s an animagus?” She asked.

“It’s an advanced transfiguration technique whereby a witch or wizard can wondlessly transfigure themselves into a specific animal. Generally, a magical only gets one mundane animal they can transform into and they don’t get a choice about what animal they can become, but the benefits are the speed of the transformation, the ability to retain their human consciousness in animal form and some advantages from their animal form bleed over into their human form.” Alex answered her.

Hermione digested the new information then narrowed her eyes. “Generally?”

Alex nodded. “It’s said that very powerful magicals could have multiple forms or even magic animal forms but there’s not been one such recorded instance other than myths that Merlin could transform himself into a dragon.”

“Hmmm, I wonder how you become an animagus?” Hermione mused.

Alex’s next words brought a huge smile to her face. “Why don’t we use our free period to look up animagi in the library?”

“Sure!” Hermione beamed.

Eventually the class filled up with their year-mates from Gryffindor and Hufflepuff, it was interesting to note what the students did as they entered the classroom. Some simply looked around then found a spare seat, others greeted or pet the cat and others still didn’t seem to care for the cat at all. It was as the bell rang for first period and Zacharias Smith was complaining to Earnie Macmillan and Justin Finch-Fletchley about the lack of the professor that Alex truly understood McGonagall’s purpose in deceiving the class like she was, especially when he noticed Susan Bones flick her eyes to the tabby then glare at Smith.

By observing the class under the disguise of a cat, McGonagall was able to catch a glimpse of the personalities of her students that would normally be hidden from the professors. Was it ethical? Not overly so, but it was likely effective in calling attention to students whose attitudes could be a problem later. Case-in-point as Ron and Neville ran through the classroom door a full minute after the first period bell rang.

“Blimey, could you imagine the look on ol’ McGonagall’s face if we’d been late?” Ron panted having run from the great hall all the way to the classroom.

McGonagall took that as her cue to morph back into human form whereby she now loomed over the pair.

“S-Something like t-that, I r-recon.” Neville gulped.

“Tha’ was brilliant!” Ron exclaimed.

“Thank you, Mr Weasley. Though perhaps I should transfigure one of you into a watch, or maybe a map? Perhaps then you would more easily find your way to class on time? Five points for your tardiness, the pair of you.” McGonagall’s stern persona didn’t change though the ghost of smile might have touched her lips at Ron’s compliment.

McGonagall turned to the class as a whole. “Now. Transfiguration is one of the most complex and challenging disciplines taught at Hogwarts, it is also one of the most dangerous.”

What followed was an intense lecture of the dangers of transfiguration, covering irreversible changes, accidental poisonings, and blunt-force trauma from reshaped material suddenly reverting to original sizes. Turn out that shrinking large objects can be dangerous when they could pop back to full size in a fraction of a second.

Eventually, after an hour-long lecture on the importance of following directions, not experimenting on their classmate and not, REPEAT NOT, eating conjured food, McGonagall passed out a single matchstick to everyone and proceeded to explain the process of turning the matchstick into a needle.

Honestly, it sounded trite. Complex magical abilities used to turn a small sliver of wood into a small sliver of metal. Yet, having read quite a bit ahead of his classmates, Alex understood the method behind the supposed madness.

The end result of transfiguration was the ability to free shape the world around them with a wave of their wands and an effort of will. True transfiguration, by definition, was not static but a constant change and flow that could only be directed by feel and understanding of one’s own magic and the subtle connections between the physical and the realm of thought and imagination. To this end, spells within the branch of transfiguration fell into two main categories: directed and undirected casting.

The spell to transfigure a match into a needle was of the first category. In fact, almost all the spells they would learn up to their OWLs would be directed transfigurations. A directed transfiguration spell could only transfigure one specific thing into another specific thing. Matches to needles, beetles to buttons and rats to goblets or other such spells. Sometimes there was a little give in as such that the definition of the first object was vague enough to apply in multiple cases. A match, a pencil, a twig, really any long thin piece of wood could be targeted by the match to needle spell. These spells were much easier than undirected spells and had a much less chance of failing in dangerous ways, generally only resulting in a partial change of the target into the result. They needed only focus and imagination to subtly shape the end result.

The wizarding world, wasn’t in that dire need of needles that this was the first transfiguration spell taught to all student. No, the reasoning behind targeted transfigurations was to learn the feel of the spell. Each and every directed spell taught in the classroom was for the purpose of understanding the flow of magic that induced the desired change. The match to needle spell was, in essence, a non-living organic substance to a non-living inorganic substance spell with minimal change in shape. Once students could understand the feel of the magic, as shown in how quickly or how intricately they could enact the change they would be moved onto other more challenging inorganic to organic transfigurations and then again onto organic to organic, living to unliving and so on and so forth.

In addition to the alchemical-like transition of matter between states, directed spells worked within linguistic, mental and imaginative boundaries to either increase the ease of the spell or to make the student work harder at the change. Magic could not be completely defined in scientific principles and had a large assortment of sympathetic laws that affect its workings.

The law of similarity, the law of contagion, the law of consanguinity and the laws of conservation, each was used to various effect within the spells taught to either ease the spells magical requirements or force students past them. Beetles looked much like small black buttons and the ‘similarity’ in their appearance made the spell that much easier to cast. An owl into opera glasses pulled on the concept of sight to direct the spell into proper telescopic lenses. A teddy bear to spider forced the caster to push against the feelings of warmth and comfort to direct the spell into danger and disgust. There was a reason that on-the-fly transfigurations followed certain mental flows within battle as casters either consciously or unconsciously pulled on sympathetic ties between substances to ease their spell work.

The end result was that directed spells became primers for undirected spells. Undirected Spells that could freely change substances between multiple states, the most famous being the Mutio spell that could change any non-living substance to any other non-living substance and in any shape the caster desired. A single spell that could turn a stone into a bed, a chair into a typewriter and pillow into a sword, constrained only by the casters ability to feel and direct their magic in specific ways to achieve the targeted result.

Put simply: by casting seemingly useless and unconnected transfigurations in class, students learnt how to reshape specific materials and concepts which could then be applied to broader and more dangerous spells later.

“Well done, Mr Potter. Ten points to Gryffindor.” McGonagall pulled Alex out of his musings. He hadn’t even noticed that he had wordlessly changed the matchstick in front of him. “A little more twist to the wrist, Ms Granger, you’re doing well.”

Hermione leant over to Alex as McGonagall walked away briskly to where Seamus’ match was already smoking.

“How did you do it?” Hermione asked.

“There are two ways,” Alex told her. “Either imagine the match shifting form gradually to become what you want, or imagine what you want intensely and command the match to fit itself to your image.”

“What? McGonagall didn’t say anything about that!”

“Yeah, she did. She said that the method was personal to the caster and that imagination and focus was key. It’s a process Hermione, it’s not a math equation where you just know the answer, you have to show the workings… but, like, in your head.” Alex tried to explain.

Hermione turned back to her match and glared at the splinter as if she could change it with directed malice. Which, honestly, might actually be possible.

Alex reached over and wrapped himself around the girl eliciting a small “Eep!” from her, he took her hand in his and directed her wand arm from behind, then he whispered instructions over her shoulder. “Breath. Calm down and close your eyes.”

Hermione blushed at the unexpected closeness but did as directed.

“Picture the match in your mind, imagine it changing slowly, becoming silver, slimming, smoother metal, the head becomes the eye and the other side shifts into a point. Imagine the weight of it as in your hand. Metal is denser than wood, it’s small but has a little heft, imagine the chill of the steel quickly warming at your touch, imagine how it will bend before it breaks, how it will resist being broken and wont snap like wood… now open your eyes, say the spell and push all of those images into your magic and into the spell.”

Hermione had relaxed within his arms as she was swept up his voice and the mental images she was creating. She opened her eyes and saw the match but at the same time she saw the needle in her mind and she pushed.

Acusignis.” She breathed the spell softly, barely even vocalising the word.

The match shivered from one end to the other, wood becoming grey steel in a wave that rippled down the length of the match.

“Well done, Ms Granger.” McGonagall startled them again, Alex leaping back away from where he was wrapped around Hermione. “Five points to Gryffindor, though perhaps next time without the need for Mr Potter to be draped across your shoulders?”

Hermione blushed and stuttered out a thank you to the stern professor while much of the class giggled or snickered, though Alex definitely heard a “Lucky bitch.” Muttered without heat from someone in the room.

Class continued though Hermione wouldn’t look at him without blushing. He also wasn’t sure if Hermione was disappointed that they, as the only two to successfully complete the transfiguration, were exempt from homework.

Still, she waited as he gathered their things to go explore the library together so Alex assume she was just embarrassed but not off-put by the closeness he had shown.


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Hermione and he had enjoyed lunch and then returned to the library with Alice and Lapis in tow to continue to explore the stacks of centuries old books. The spent the time searching for books on animagi and the process of becoming one. Eventually though they had left the comfort of the sanctuary of pages to seek the dreary, damp stone confines of the dungeons for their potions class.

“Ah, Mr Potter. Our new celebrity.” Snap purred. He fucking purred.

Alex had to resist rolling his eyes at the man’s over the top… everything. He’d admit that the speech about potions was enthralling but everything else about Severus Snape screamed ‘sad thirty-something emo drama-class dropout.’

“Potter! What would I get if I added powered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?” Snape barked out.

A creepy comment about my mum? Alex thought to himself before answering. “The beginnings of the base for a Draught of the Living Dead.”

Snape sniffed dismissively. “Well, I see that you’ve at least opened a book before class. Tell me, Potter, where would one fine a bezoar?”

Alex lifted one of the smooth stones from his potions kit. “One should find one standard in most potions kits as they are a blanket antidote for most poisons under class three, I found it curious that they were missing from the required materials list sent out yet it seems half the class were able to procure one.” Alex eyed the potion’s kits of the Slytherins nearby. “Yet, I believe you were asking where they originate and, in that case, they are formed in the stomach of goats from undigested organic matter, typically hair.

A few of the Slytherins were now scrunching up their noses as they looked at the miraculous panacea that had no doubt been provided to them by Snape.

“That will be ten points for your cheek and your pontification, Potter.” Snape sneered.

Alex just shrugged, the simple action seeming to infuriate the man-child.

“What is the difference between Monkshood and Wolfsbane.”

“While both being from the Aconitum plant; in potioneering, Monkshood describes the flowering potion while Wolfsbane refers to the roots of the plant.” Alex recited the relevant section from One thousand Herbs and Fungi verbatim.

“Another ten points from Gryffindor for trying to show off.” Snape snaped. “I suppose you thought you could read a little ahead and act like you had a modicum of intelligence. You’re just like your father; he too couldn’t resist acting superior to those around him.”

Alex cocked an eyebrow at the greasy bat. “I doubt he had to act superior when you were nearby, sir, he would have been superior by default.”

The class had gone silent. Hermione was staring at him with her mouth agape, Ron couldn’t keep his snickering to himself and the majority of the Slytherins had turned pale. It said something about the speed and fecundity of the Hogwarts rumour mill that by the last class of the first day everyone in the room seemed to have heard about how much of a cunt Snape was and how he shouldn’t be crossed.

“What did you say, Potter?!” Snape growled. Ok seriously, was the man a secret furry or something? Because this was a lot of animal themed vocalisations in the last ten minutes.

“I believe I was commenting on your inadequacies compared to my father, of which I’m sure there were many.” Alex quipped back.

“You arrogant, little, pathetic child. Your father was just as useless, though he strutted around like he was Merlin incarnate. How dare you speak to me in that manner!” Snape stared right into Alex’s eyes as he ranted.

Suddenly Alex felt his glasses vibrate slightly and warm-up against the bridge of his nose and Snape abruptly collapsed to his knees as he clutched his head while he yelled out in pain.

“POTTER!” he managed to ground out as he pulled out his wand and started to point it at Alex.

Alex didn’t give the man a chance to actually cast anything as his wand was already in his hand with only a thought.

Expelliarmus!” Alex shouted and the red spell shot towards the greasy potion’s professor and hit true. Alex casually caught Snapes wand in his off hand. “Do you often draw wands on students after attempting to rape their minds?”

“Return my wand at once you pathetic, child!” Snape stumbled to his feet.

“No, I don’t think so.” Alex shook his head. “I’ll be holding on to this until the aurors get here.”

“And what will they do?” Snape sneered. “You can’t just wave your fame about and get law-enforcement to bow to your every whim, Potter.”

Alex rolled his eyes. “No, but I can show them that the last spell cast by this wand was likely a legilimency attack.”

Snape narrowed his eyes and Alex saw the moment when he decided to take the wand back by force. The dungeon bat was mid lunge when Alex muttered a quick “Shibarcerous,” and cast a variant of the ‘incarcerous’ spell causing ropes to spring out of thin air and bind the man in intricate shibari-like knots. While the spell did have some… unique bedroom applications that Alex and the girls had already explored, it also was able to bind the hands and feet together in a more secure way than the regular incarcerous which only wrapped the ropes around a victim. Snape landed in an intricatly bound heap with a pained grunt.

“I’m off to see the deputy-headmistress.” Alex informed the class as he packed his things and left the room in stunned silence. Well, except for Snape’ “Potter! Potter! GET BACK HERE AND RELEASE ME YOU INSOLENT BRAT!”

Ten minutes later found Alex knocking on the door to McGonagall’s classroom and interrupting her lesson with Ravenclaw-Hufflepuff fourth-years.

“Mr Potter, shouldn’t you be in Potions class?” McGonagall asked sternly.

Alex gave a half shrug-grin. “Actually, Professor I just came from there. I was hopping you could contact the Aurors for me?” His words set the class to whispering and McGonagall’s eyebrows to shoot up.

“Whatever for?” She asked completely bewildered.

“Snape just tried to illegally violate my mind then attack me.” Alex reported to her and held up Snapes wand. “Thankfully, I disarmed the bastard but need to report the crime to the authorities and hand over the wand as evidence.”

Of all the things Alex expected, McGonagall releasing a tired sigh of “Damnit, Severus,” was not it.

It was another ten minutes later after McGonagall had dismissed her class and lead him to the headmaster’s office that found Alex sitting under the disapproving stare of Albus Dumbledore.

“Harry, my boy, I’m afraid that you can’t just accuse Professor Snape like that.” Dumbledore tiredly shook his head.

“I’m not accusing anyone. I’m stating a fact. Snape attempted to enter my mind, then drew his wand on me when my defences rebuffed him. And why have you not yet flooed the aurors yet?”

“Professor Snape.” Dumbledore corrected.

Alex snorted. “A prejudiced, meanspirited man like that doesn’t really deserve the title.”

“And what would you mean by that?” McGonagall asked quickly.

“I mean that man that intentionally tries to trip students up with questions way above their year level and yet still insults and removes house points when the student gets the question right is not fit to hold the title professor.” Alex explained.

“I’m sure you’re exaggerating; Professor Snape has my complete confidence.” Dumbledore smiled genially.

“I am not exa- “ Alex’s response was cut short as the door to the office slammed open and Snape strode in already shouting.

“I want that Potter brat expelled! NO! I want him punished, flogged, beaten! He’s an arrogant, little, pompous, conniving, toe-rag!”

“SEVERUS! That is enough!” McGonagall interrupted the man’s rant forcing him to notice that both she and Alex were also in the room.

“YOU!” Snape directed another wand — it appeared to be Malfoy’s — at Alex yet it was ripped from his hand before Alex even had a chance to disarm him.

Albus Dumbledore deftly caught the wand with the hand not holding the knobbled length of elder wood. “Severus.” He warned.

“That, That BOY! Attacked me in my class! I want him gone! Out! You hear me?!” Snape fumed impotently.

“Now, now, I’m sure we can settle this like civilised adults.” Albus tried to calm the potions professor down.

“I’m not.” Alex quipped. “And you still haven’t contacted the aurors.”

“Harry, there simply isn’t any point in contacting the aurors as there’s no proof that Professor Snape did anything wrong.”

Alex shook his head and tapped his glasses. “I’m quite willing to show my memory of the event, additionally my glasses retain the magical signature of the last spell they deflected.”

“Your glasses?” McGonagall asked.

Alex took off the wireframed spectacles and handed them to the transfiguration mistress then made sure he was looking up at the ceiling and not meeting anyone’s gaze. “See the runes around the edges? I inscribed them to reflect dangerous magics like legilimency attacks.”

“You did this?” McGonagall asked, impressed at the workmanship. The rune scheme wasn’t complex but it was neatly and accurately done, or at least McGonagall thought so even though her use of runes was minor. “Excellent work, Potter.” She handed the glasses back to Alex who put them on before anyone could attempt anything.

“Add outrageous liar to dangerously, delinquent.” Snape scoffed. “As if a child — a first-year at that — could produce a working rune scheme.”

“If you must know.” Alex gave the man a pithying glare. “I’ve been studying runes for months now, ever since I found my mother’s journals on the subject.”

At the mention of Lily Potter the red of Snapes face suddenly had to compete with a wave of green as if he had swallowed something incredibly bitter. Then something seemed to firm within the man and he returned Alex’s glare with intent only to once again stumble to his knees as Alex’s glasses deflected his mental attack again.

“Argg!” Snape groaned as his mind fell upon its own sword once again.

“Did you really think it would work a second time done wandlessly?” Alex drawled.

“Severus!” McGonagall barked. “I am appalled, attacking a student! Fer the secon’ time, mind you!”

“Now, now Minerva.” Dumbledore attempt to placate the irate Scot, “let’s not jump to conclusions.”

“How is it jumping to conclusions if his attack was done right in front of her?” Alex asked.

Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled as he twined his fingers together on the table in front of him. “The runes on the glasses could be faulty or designed to cause pain to anyone who meets your eyes.”

“Surely, yer not accusing Mr Potter of attacking Severus, Albus.” McGonagall exclaimed angrily.

“No, no. Only that the runes may be faulty and acting in unexpected ways. I’m afraid I’ll have to confiscate them for the safety of the student body.” The headmaster demurred.

“You want to take the glasses away from a child with poor eyesight?” Alex asked surprised. “That’s schoolyard bully types of low, even for you.”

McGonagall though interrupted with a solution. “Perhaps we can have the school’s own Runes Master inspect the Rune scheme and lay any doubts to rest?”

Albus released a great sigh as if this was a great imposition yet sent off a Patronus for Professor Babbling to come to his office immediately.

While waiting for runes professors’ arrival the room sunk into an awkward silence broken only by Snapes continue vindictive muttering.

“While we wait, perhaps you can return Professor Snapes wand to him, my boy.” Albus once again tried to genially convince Alex to give up the wand.

Alex shook his head, his arms crossed. “As I’ve said multiple times now, no. I’ll hand it over to the authorities when they arrive. And I’m incredibly disappointed that no one has yet to contact them on the matter.”

“Harry, an allegation of legilimency on a minor is a serious accusation.” Dumbledore began.

“Oh, I’m aware. Legilimency on a minor, especially one who is the heir to house Potter, could see your pet Deatheater in Azkaban for years.”

“Arrogant little – “

“That is enough Severus!” Minerva thundered, her Scottish brogue appearing in with her anger. “Don’ think I’ve nae forgotten tha’ second attempt to read me lion’s mind.”

The office door opened once again as Bathsheda Babbling entered the room. “You called for me professor?”

Professor Bathsheda Babbling was one of the youngest members on staff at only nineteen years of age, having graduated at seventeen and having attained her Mastery of Runes and position at Hogwarts within a year of her graduation. Already her name was becoming known among various circles for her brilliance in the subject. She was attractive with honey-coloured eyes in an oval shaped face framed by shoulder length wavey brown hair. Her skin was touch darker than was common for Britain’s magical population denoting a hint of middle-eastern heritage.

“Ah, yes, my dear.” Albus waved her into the room proper. “Could you perchance examine young Mr Potter’s glasses and determine how dangerous they are?”

Professor Babbling cocked an eyebrow in suspicion given the room contained the Headmaster, the Deputy-Head and Head of Gryffindor House, as well as the Head of Slytherin. “Certainly. May I Mr Potter?”

Alex nodded and handed her his glasses while making sure not to look at either Snape or Dumbledore. Even still, he felt the probe from Dumbledore reach out to him and miss. Legilimecy could be done without eye-contact but it was infinitely more difficult. Because the Headmaster wasn’t using eye-contact the probe wasn’t affected by Alex’s hidden pair of InSpecs but was instead rendered void by the Vegetative Perk from the Instant-Noodles Gauntlet which made his mind completely blank to all forms of scans or detections. It would have raised questions should his lack of detectable mind have been noted while trying to read it through his eyes, but from a legilimency probe without eye-contact it would simply appear as if the probe failed or slid of a natural resistance.

“These are very nicely done!” Babbling held the glasses up to the light, tilting them each way to examine the minute runes etched along the rims. “Where did you purchase these, Mr Potter?”

Alex shrugged. “I made them myself.”

Babbling looked over the glasses to see him properly. “Truly?”

Alex nodded.

“Well then, fifteen-points to Gryffindor for superb rune-work. I hope to see you in my class in your third year.”

“So they aren’t harmful?” McGonagall asked her, cutting out Dumbledore who had looked like he was about to say something.

“Harmful? No, not at all. So long as you don’t cast spells at them.” Babbling explained.

“What do you mean by that?” Dumbledore asked with twinkling eyes.

“It’s a simple reflection rune incorporated into a surface-braid to spread the effect over the lenses without impeding vision by having the etch the scheme onto the centre of each lens. They’ll ‘reflect’ most spells targeted at the glasses or the eyes.” Babbling continued. “Nothing overly serious, of course, but summoning the glasses shouldn’t work, neither would something like a stunner of it was directed at the wearers face. It’s possible it could even prevent the petrification effect of a cockatrice.”

“What about something like legilimency?” McGonagall prompted.

Babbling considered the runes and the question. “They would likely reflect the attack back at the attacker, probably causing a short yet debilitating headache as the attack created a sort of feedback loop in trying to read the attacker’s own thoughts.”

“So a headache enough to cause a person to fall to their knees and clutch their head?” Alex clarified.

“Yes, something like that. Though I couldn’t be sure without testing, I’m not as well versed in the mind-arts to know all the bits and pieces. Perhaps though, I will make a pair of these of my own, they should work as excellent defences. That is if you don’t mind, Mr Potter, the idea is your own.”

Alex smiled as he took the glasses back from the runes Mistress. “I doubt I’m the first person to think of this rune-scheme, feel free to utilise it if you like.”

This had Dumbledore frowning, he certainly did not want these glasses spreading as reading the minds of student and the staff was an excellent method gathering information and maintaining his persona of ‘all-knowing’ grandfather.

“I must ask, given the questions; did someone attempt a legiliemcy attack on you, Mr Potter?”

The fact that Harry and McGonagall immediately glanced at Snape seemed to answer her question, yet Alex still responded.

“Snape tried to violate my mind yet was rebuffed by the glasses. He then drew wand on me but I defended.”

“So you claim, my boy.” Dumbledore interposed. “Unfortunately, there is no proof.”

“Except for the wand used to cast the spell.” Alex produced the Snapes wand and held it up.

“Alas, priori incantatum cannot be used as evidence given that the wand was not taken and observed in totality by an official law officer.”

Alex frowned. “What are you implying?”

“Any spell could have been cast between when you relieved Professor Snape of his wand and when you spoke to Professor McGonagall.”

“Surely, yer not suggesting that Mr Potter, would have cast the spell himself to frame Severus.”

“No, no, of course not. Only that the law will not consider the evidence as binding.” Albus demurred.

“You’re really just going to do nothing even though your pet Deatheater attacked me in class?” If Alex didn’t already know the attitude of the Headmaster and that his plan was a longshot he would have been shocked and bitterly disappointed in the grandfatherly old man.

“I assure you, Harry, Severus is not a Deatheater and has my complete confidence.” Albus smiled.

“So, you say. But I’ve read my mother’s journals and know all about that man’s past.” Alex sneered and tilted his jaw at the greasy bat. “I also know that I should never have been sent to an abusive home such as the Dursley’s as my mother indicated she was changing her will ensure that I never step foot within their house.”

Snape snorted and muttered something about ‘precious princelings being pandered to.’

“I told you! I told you they were the worst sort of muggles!” McGonagall fumed at the headmaster. “But did yer listen to me? Nay!”

“You put me there?” Alex pretended to have just learnt this fact.

“Harry, it was for your own safety. The Dursley’s home has powerful protections in place tied to the blood of your mother. While you live there, no harm can come to you. As your Magical Guardian I placed you were you were safest.”

“Safe from everything but them. I’ve still got scars from their supposed hospitality, headmaster.” Alex stared angrily at the old man. “And what the fuck is a Magical Guardian?”

“Language, Mr Potter!” McGonagall showed that she was still a stern teacher even at times like this. “And a Magical Guardian is an individual who is tasked with the care and upraising of a Magical Child.”

“If that’s so, then why have I never seen this man in my life before yesterday?” Alex waved his hand at the old man. “Why did I no know of magic before I found my mothers journals months before my Hogwarts letter arrived addressed to ‘the cupboard under the stairs,’ why did I not meet my Magical Guardian when collecting my Hogwarts things? Instead, I was taken by the Groundskeeper Hagrid who, despite being a wonderful soul, could not answer anything but the most basic questions about the magical world?”

“Hagrid?! You were introduced to the magical world by Hagrid?” McGonagall asked bewildered, she turned to Dumbledore. “Explain! When I volunteered to show the lad about you told me you had it sorted! You implied that you were taking him to Diagon yourself, that there was business you both had with Gringotts.”

“Now, now, Minerva. Hagrid is a fine fellow to show a young lad about.” Albus tried to placate the lion who was riled up in defence of her cub.

“You mean the business with whatever was taken from Gringotts by Hagrid and likely hidden here on the third floor?” Alex interjected.

“You left retrieving the stone to Hagrid and a child? Are yer barmy, yer doddering codger?”

“Stone?” Babbling asked softly to herself while Snape simply sneered and tried not to draw the old Scott’s ire down on himself.

“Minerva, that’s enough.” Albus commanded sternly as the topic of conversation veered to places, he felt it shouldn’t. McGonagall paused in her tirade yet remained red-faced and fuming.

“Harry, it would be best if you returned to your common room, classes would be over for the day by now.” The headmaster told him.

“What? That’s it? Your potions Master attempts to illegally read my mind and you just accept that and say carry on?”

“Again, my boy, there is little to be done.” Albus told him.

“Yeah… I’m not accepting that. Until he,” Alex pointed at the glaring Snape, “is suitably punished, I’m not stepping foot into the same room as him.”

“I’m afraid that is not acceptable. You must attend your potions classes.” Dumbledore began but was interrupted by McGonagall.

“No, he doesn’t. As per the school charter, any student my procure tutors of their own as long as they pay for them themselves. I will personally hire a suitable tutor for Harry so he does not have to attend class with THAT man.” McGonagall glared at Snape. “Honestly, I thought you could put your petty grudge against a dead man behind you to at least be somewhat of a professional teacher, I was wrong.”

“Minerva – “

“Don’ you ‘Minerva’ me!” McGonagall turned on the defeater of Grindelwald, “I’m not happy with you either. Now, off you go, Mr Potter, and you to Bethsheda, I’ve still got words to say to these two here.”

Alex and Professor Babbling both stood to leave but Harry was halted by Dumbledore. “Harry, Professor Snape’s wand.”

Alex looked down at the wand held in his hand and seriously considered snapping the thing yet eventually simply threw it onto the headmaster’s desk then stalked out behind Babbling. The door shut behind them cutting of the beginning of some serious shouting from the head of Gryffindor house.

Alex turned to a stunned Professor Babbling. “So… you teach runes, huh?”


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Notes:

AN: This chapter faught me so hard. I wrote the Snape confrontation then removed it then added it. I'm not entirely sure where i was going.
Pace should pick up again from here. I don't really want to write a day-by-day, class-by-class Harry Potter fic here. I'll write one of those as a dedicated fic at some point.

Chapter 25: Harry Potter 4

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chapter 25

 

“I cannot believe you attacked a teacher.” Hermione stated for what had to be the tenth time.

Alex rolled his eyes. He really shouldn’t be surprised; Hermione always did start out with an unholy reverence to authority figures. 

It had been two days since the potions incident and nothing had changed. Snape wasn’t punished nor had he apologised. It wasn’t that Alex had expected Dumbledore to do anything about his pet Deatheater but it was still disappointing. Still, Hedwig had been sent off last night when it was clear that Dumbledore wasn’t going to take any action; so hopefully today would see something happen.

“Technically, I only defended myself. He attacked first.” Alex replied. Again.

“But surely, he didn’t really try to read you mind, professor Dumbledore wouldn’t hire someone like that?

Alex was going to try and explain it all again but was interrupted by Lapis dropping her books on the table with a thump.

“Shhh!” Alex hissed at her. “We’ve already been given the glare by Pince.”

Alice put her books down more gently. “Don’t worry about Pince, we passed her yelling at the Weasley twins about defacing books, she’s not going to notice.”

Alex let out a relieved sigh while Lapis glared at Hermione. “Are you still trying to defend Snape?”

Hermione shrank a little into herself yet nodded, which caused Alex to softly kick Lapis under the table. The bookworm was poorly socialised and needed to be handled with care.

“Well, don’t. The greasy git tried to pressure us into staying away from the two of you to ‘maintain respectful interhouse boundaries.’” Lapis imitated Snapes slow drawl with a scowl. “There’s no way I’m letting a creep like that tell me who I can and can’t be friends with.” Her words, despite her chill tone, got Hermione to smile.

“You’re not going to have problems in Slytherin are you?” Alex asked.

Lapis gave a derisive snort. “Hardly, there’s been a few comments but problems within the house are sorted out in the duelling pit,” Lapis gave a vicious smile, “and the first session is on Friday.”

Alex relaxed. “Be sure to save us a memory.”

Hermione though was scandalised. “But that’s barbaric!”

Lapis shrugged. “It’s certainly an archaic tradition but it works out nicely for us. I’d be more worried about the more subtle attacks and powerplays but Slytherin seems to have lowed its standards somewhat. Still, Ali- Tracey and I never go anywhere without the other to watch our back.”

“Hermione,” Alex regained the outraged girl’s attention. “Snape truly attempted to read my mind and was rebuffed by my glasses, not only that but he started the lesson by insulting a dead war hero to the man’s orphaned child. Is that really the actions you would expect of a respectable teacher?”

Hermione looked like she was going to argue yet paused and released her breath with a sigh. “No, no it’s not.”

“And have I been anything other than respectful to any of the other professors?”

“No, you’ve been a model student. Professor Flitwick seemed delighted with you last class.”

Alex smiled. “That’s because I got the Lumos charm first try, that and the man was impressed with the rune cluster I made in class to replicate the Lumos.”

“I still can’t believe you’re so good runes.” Hermione grumbled, her hand unconsciously stoking the beginner’s Rune book she had added to her pile of books to check out.

“Professor Babbling said I’m a runic savant.” Alex admitted.

If anything, good had come from the whole Snape affair it was that he had gotten to meet Professor Babbling earlier than Halloween. The two had talked shop as Alex walked with her to her office where she had given him an impromptu test of ability by having him identify the purpose of various clusters, braids and shields. She had been ecstatic to find that runes came to him with unnatural ease and had already invited him to meet with her every few days to exchange ideas and for him to ask any questions he might have with his experiments. She had already impressed upon him the importance of safety and the dangers of Runic experimentation yet Alex had been a step ahead and shown off the various safety measures he was already implementing.

Additionally, they had worked together and improved the rune-protected glasses by adding a disillusionment cluster to the frame which rendered the eyewear invisible at the touch of a wand-tip. Babbling had also signed off on the design, adding her credentials to the work of a first year thus legitimised the quality of the work and allowing him to pass the design around without any possible blow-back.

“Speaking of which.” Alex pulled out a series of eyeglass cases and passed them to each of the girls.

“What’s this?” Alice asked, opening her case to reveal a pair of glasses with a silver frame. She looked up confusedly at Alex knowing that he knew that bother Lapis and herself were already protected.

“These are copies of my glasses, with plain glass lenses of course.” Alex said while Lapis and Hermione opened their cases to reveal a round lensed pair with tortoise shell frames for Lapis and slimmer square lensed pair with black frames for Hermione.

“But I don’t need glasses?” Hermione asked as she inspected the glasses in the light through the nearby window.

Alex rolled his eyes. “These aren’t for reading, though I’m sure we can add features to help with reading by candlelight later, no these have the protections against legilimency on them as well as a new extra feature.”

“Oh! That’s cleaver.” Lapis noticed the runic cluster on the frame then put on the lenses. “How do I look?”

Surprisingly the overly large round lenses suited her narrow face.

“Good.” Alex told her. Hermione and Alice nodded in agreement.

“And how about now?” Lapis tapped the side of the glasses with her wand causing them to shimmer out of sight.

“Still good.” Alex chuckled.

“They’re gone!” Hermione exclaimed.

Alice peered closely at her pair, noting the extra runes on the frames. “Are these… sight and a negative modifier, a sticking rune and… light?”

“It’s the disillusionment cluster Professor Babbling helped me with last night. They’ll make the glasses invisible.” Alex clarified.

“But who would want to read my mind?” Hermione asked completely baffled that someone would want to be insider her head.

“If Snape can’t get inside my head, he’ll try my friends.” Alex told her. “I’d be very grateful if you would wear the glasses for me.”

Hermione bit her lower lip between her teeth as she considered what to say. A small part of her thought they were being silly, that no teacher would ever try such an action. Yet a larger part of her was flattered that Harry wanted to protect her mind, that he considered her a friend. And beneath those two parts of her mind was an even larger, more often silenced part of her mind that pragmatically agreed with Harry. It was the part of her that knew that authority figures couldn’t always be trusted, that knew that bad people existed, and that was willing to do almost anything to protect herself and… tentatively, those she considered hers.

“Alright.” She agreed and put on the glasses and vanished them from sight with a tap of her wand. Once disillusioned, she could hardly even feel that the glasses where there at all, the disillusionment cluster including sticking and comfort runes to keep the glasses in place and help the wearer not even notice their presence.

“Thanks.” Alex said.

Hermione was about to reply when her stomach growled, interrupting her words and causing her to blush while the others giggled.

Alex made a show of checking his watch. “It’s about lunch time, let’s go eat.”

The group nodded and gathered their belongings before slinking out of the library without drawing attention from Madam Pince who was still muttering something fierce about the school’s identical pranksters. They passed the two red-heads a few corridors away from the library, the two quietly sorting the books they had no doubt snatched from the restricted section during their distraction of the library’s guardian.

Alex perked up as he noticed that one of the two was routinely checking on a old piece of parchment as they worked.

“I’ll meet you guys down in the hall. I think I forgot something in the library.” Alex told the girls then doubled back.

Once he was out of sight of the girls, any students and any of the portraits, Alex went both incorporeal and invisible then floated through the empty classrooms that lined the hall.

Going ghost at Hogwarts was different than going ghost anywhere else so far. Each time he passed through the stone walls felt like a tingle that flowed through his entire form as the sheer amount of magic within the stonework of the castle touched on him as he passe through. It didn’t feel bad or ominous in any way, yet it was a stark reminder that some magics would likely be able to affect him even while in ghost form.

Checking his own MMA HUD he snuck up behind the two terror twins.

“George! C’mere an look at this.” Presumable Fred whispered.

“Wazzit?” George stuffed the filched copy of Potions of Change and Chaos into his book bag.

“Someone’s here!” Fred announced in a hushed voice.

Before George could enquire further, Alex stuck his head through the wall into the hallway and just behind the twins. Two silent Stunning charms later and the two had collapsed against each other. While still invisible, Alex checked the corridor was still clear and then quickly yanked the two boys and their stolen books back through the wall and into the empty classroom.

Alex plucked the Marauder’s Map from Fred’s stiff fingers and inspected the original magical map of the school.

It really was a work of a magical art. The care and time that had put into the seemingly innocuous piece of parchment was simply astounding. The lines of the corridors and classrooms where carefully penned in and the neat yet spidery crawl of letters and names as marked dots scurried about on the page were enthralling.

Alex paused his admiration of the work of the original marauder’s when he quickly found his current location. ‘Fred Weasley’ and ‘George Weasley’ were clear but the dot next to them was a messy scribble of names piled on top of each other. Peering closely, Alex could make out a letter here and loop there and came to the conclusion that the map marked his name as each off his prior names printed one on top of the other. ‘Alexander Blake,’ ‘Grey Diamond,’ and ‘Harry Potter,’ each written in the same space. A quick glance at the route to the great hall found two others with similarly overlapping names: ‘Lapis Lazuli / Daphne Greengrass’ and ‘Alice Blake / Tracey Davis.’

I’m glad I got the map before they noticed the issue. Alex thought to himself as he regarded the chaos that could have happened if the twins had thought there was a secret to uncover.

He erased the map with a quiet “Mischief managed,” and then turned to consider the unconscious twins. They weren’t bad people when you got down to it. A little rough around the edges yet in the Runestone Path fic they were actually very good friends to Harry. It wouldn’t be fair to deprive them of the map completely, and who knew, maybe he could eventually bring the pair into his confidence at a later date.

Discission made, Alex pulled a pair of spare Pearls from his P-comm and got to work reprograming the crystal computers.

An hour later Fred groaned and stretched himself out on the uncomfortable stone floor. His eyes snapped open as he realised, he was not in a comfy bed but sprawled out in an empty classroom. Well, empty but for his equally unconscious brother.

“George! George! Wake up! We’ve been had!”

“Ge’off, five more minutes.” George tried to shake his brother off him.

“George! The fuckers took the Merlin bedamned map!”

That seemed to pull George out of his slumber.

“What!?”

“The map’s gone!” Fred repeated.

George scrambled to his knees and started searching the floor and their small pile of possessions.  “Are you sure? All our stuff is still here.”

“Of course, I’m sure.” Fred grumbled. “I was holding the bloody thing when they cursed us in the back.

“Then how did they sneak up on us?” Fred asked, obviously confused. That was the whole point in keeping a look out with the map that revealed the location of other people.

“I was watching the corridor so didn’t notice someone had somehow entered the classroom next to us.” Fred admitted.

“Who?!”

“I dunno.”

“How do you not know?! Their name would have been right there!”

Fred threw his hands up in the air in frustration. “I dunno! Their name was weird, it was all one big scribble!”

“Damnit!” George cursed then sighed defeatedly. Someone had really gotten the drop on them. He reached up to a nearby desk and hurled himself to his feet, the action causing something on the desktop to rattle. He glanced at the surface of the desk and there, sitting innocent as could be, were a pair of silver pocket watches each with an intricate moulding of a stag, a wolf, a dog and a crow on the closed covers.

“What’s this?” George asked as he picked up on the heavy timepieces.

“What’s what?” Fred asked and peered at the silver watch in his brother’s hands.

George pressed the button that opened up the watch revealing a clockface made of pearl with dark silver numerals around the edges and three clock hands of similarly dark metal.

“There’s writing.” Fred pointed to the inside of the cover were written in a neat hand were the words: ‘Swear the oath, brother.’

George frowned at the watch as something about the design on the front nagged at his memory, he knew he had seen a collection of similar animals drawn out somewhere… like the map! The memory of the decorative design around the title of the marauder’s map sprang out in his mind.

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good.” George said confidently to the watch.

“What you say tha-” Fred’s question was cut short as the pearl clockface glimmered and glowing writing drew itself in the air above the watch as if written by an invisible hand.

Greeting fellow pranksters and makers of mischief.

I thank you dearly for holding on to and taking care of my father’s map for me.

Miser’s Padfoot, Prong’s and Moony would be proud of your continued work at keeping the memory of the marauder’s alive within the halls of Hogwarts.

Unfortunately, I simply could not allow the map to remain in your hands any longer at this point in time.

As an expression of my sincere regret of depriving two inheritors of the Marauder’s spirit of such a useful tool, I present to you the Marauder’s Map mk.II

Each watch contains a copy of the original map within, only speak the password to reveal the map and either speak the second password to clear it or simply close the cover.

This map has additional features: saying ‘find me’ followed by an individual’s full name will cause the map to zero in on the target if they are within the boundaries of the map.

Saying ‘Who watches the watcher?’ while the watch is open will allow you to add or remove names from a list which will cause the watch to silently vibrate should the named individual approach within a set distance of the user. Again, closing the cover will take you out of this option.

Lastly, with the cover open, state: ‘Speak to me, Brother’ and you will be able to communicate directly with the other watch. Again, closing the lid will end this function.

I sincerely hope you are both able to continue your good work with these fine timepieces, and think that one day soon we may be able to speak in person.

With thanks,

Spook.

Son of Prongs and Dogson of Padfoot.

PS: the watches and their functions have a targeted Notice-me-not charm that will make other’s not pay attention to them but for the those who have touched the watches. Try not to let any Professor handle them, boys.

PPS: Wormtail has been struck from the annals of the Marauder’s. May the traitorous Rat suffer for all of eternity for his betrayal of his Brothers.

 

George turned to Fred who had already picked up the second watch from the table and opened it to find the same message within. “I’m not sure if I’m angry or impressed?”

“Let’s go with impressed. We can always be angry later if the message turns out to be fake.” Fred replied.

“A son of the marauders.” George mused. “Wonder who it could be.”

“Harry Potter.” Fred replied instantly.

“Why on earth would it be Potter?” George asked bewildered.

“Because he’s Harry ‘Flipping’ Potter, he cursed Snape on his first day here and wasn’t expelled or even punished. If that doesn’t scream Marauder then I don’t know what does.”

George nodded to that logic. “He also seems to know his way about; Ron was complaining that he and that bushy-haired girl seemed to know some of the secret passages.”

Fred had opened the map function of the watches and whistled as a three-dimensional map traced itself in the air above the clockface, complete with tagged individuals moving throughout the corridor.

Fred squinted at the map. “Secret passages like these?” He poked the glowing tracery and the almost dropped the watch as the map zoomed in on where he had touched and outlined the area in finer detail which only highlighted a secret passage that both knew was not listed on the original map.

“Damn, these are fancy.” George said as he brought up his own map and experimented zooming in and out with simple and intuitive flicks and pinches of his fingers. If either had been muggles and a dozen or so years in the future, they would have recognised the simple gestures as those used with modern touchscreen phones.

“So shall we confront him?” Fred asked.

“Nah, let’s just watch. He’ll talk to us when he’s ready.” George decided as Fred nodded along.

 

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Alex caught up to the girls just as they were sitting down together at the Gryffindor table and quickly joined them, taking a seat next to the brainy, brunette. He smiled to himself as just before he dismissed the overlay map, he was using to watch the twins, he received a notification of new arrivals on the school grounds. Thing’s were going to get interesting.

“Oi! Wha’ do ‘ou slimy snakes think yer doin’? This ‘s the Gryffindor table.” Ron attempted to sneer at Alice and Lapis but it was ruined by the flecks for roast beef sandwiches that had spluttered out of his mouth.

Alice, Hermione and Lapis each recoiled at the complete lack of table manners.

“They’re with me, Ron. We’re friends.” Alex told the obnoxious red-head.

“What do you mean by friends?!” Ron puffed up a shade of rude.

“Well, friends are when two or more people find companionship and enjoyment in the company of each other.” Lapis snarked.

Ron turned an even deeper shade of Gryffindor’s primary colour.

“I know what friends are! I mean, what are you doing being friends with Slytherins like them.”

“Honestly Ron, house divides do not mean that we cannot maintain interhouse friendships.” Hermione said in her most pompous of voices. “In fact, the school handbook encourages interhouse cooperation and as such students are encouraged to sit together during meals, only being required to sit at their own tables during feasts.”

Alex didn’t know if that was true or not because he hadn’t actually read the student handbook… in fact, he wasn’t sure it was still given out at all. The third day at Hogwarts and somehow Hermione had ferreted one out of somewhere and read and memorised the thing. Or at least that’s what he’ll choose to believe and back the bookworm to the hilt if she was just pulling it out her ass.

Ron was about to say more before he was interrupted by the dulcet tones of a dickhead.

“Miss Davis, Miss Greengrass, just what are you doing? Return to the Slytherin table at once.” Severus Snape had slunk down from the professor’s table.

A quick glance had confirmed that McGonagall was not currently in the great hall but was likely greeting the incoming guests at the gate, and that Dumbledore was carefully watching with his damned twinkling eyes. That said the other professors present were giving Snape the stink eye so it was likely they didn’t agree with his actions.

“Whatever for, professor?” Lapis asked the greasy bat in her most even toned voice.

“Students are to sit at their assigned tables, Miss Greengrass.” Snape snapped. It was fun watching him struggled not to take points from the Slytherin girl, but the action would only have reduced his own house.

“As Miss Granger was just telling young Mister Weasley here, according to the student handbook; students are encouraged to mingle during meals with the exception of feasts.” Butter would not melt in her mouth.

Snape looked like he was having a minor aneurism, so it seemed the best thing Alex could do would be to keep pushing.

“I’m not sure what the problem is, professor.” Alex held back the desire to spit at referring to Snape with the title. “Why, didn’t you, yourself, maintain a Gryffindor-Slytherin friendship with my mother? You know, before you ruined the one good thing you had going for you in your life.”

Taunting Snape would never not be fun, especially since his face could shift between so many interesting colours and everyone was watching him to see how he would react. Which meant that Alex could use his metamorphmagus abilities to shift his eye colour from green to brown while staring at the man, heightening his resemblance to his father.

“POTTER!” Snape snarled, “How, you? How DARE you!”

Veins were bulging on the poor man’s neck and his eyes were bloodshot and wide with fury. So, it was all the more satisfying that this was the moment that the doors to the great hall were thrown open and in strode two wizards and a witch in deep red robes followed by a terse faced Professor McGonagall.

“Severus Snape! You are under arrest for suspected use of the mind arts on a minor without consent and attempted assault on a minor.” The broader of the two wizards proclaimed arrogantly much to the apparent exasperation of the others; a taller, dark-skinned male who seemed to take a fortifying breath while certainly not rolling his eyes and matronly older woman with grey hair who pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration.

“Amelia, may I ask as to what you are doing here?” Dumbledore had scurried down from the head table as quick as he knobbly old legs could carry him.

Dumbledore’s appearance broke the tense atmosphere that had been spreading around Snape at the auror’s words. A shift in the man’s shoulders, in the way he had been holding himself, let the possibility of curses suddenly flying lessen.

Still, the elder woman’s brows furrowed. “That’s Madam Bones, Headmaster Dumbledore. We have received evidence that your potion’s professor did attempt an illegal legillimens attack on a student as well as a following attempted assault.” Her sharp grey eyes turned on the colourful, older wizard. “We were also told that you were informed of the incident but choose not to contact the aurors.”

That seemed to trigger Snape’s ire again. “Whatever you have been told is lie. Likely, but ill-bred miscreants that should know to respect their betters.” Though his words were to Madam Bones, his eyes drilled into Alex who was still seated nearby.

“Ame- Madam Bones. I assure you that the incident was looked into and rightfully dismissed, I saw no need to bother the busy aurors with needless accusations.”

“That is not your call to make.” Bones glared at the man.

Dumbledore still maintained his jovial smile even under the woman’s impressive glare. “Perhaps we could take this somewhere more private? My office would be appropriate.”

Madam Bones acquiesced to the headmaster’s suggestion and they all left the hall amid the whispering of the students. McGonagall followed behind the pair and the two other aurors took positions to corral Snape into joining them despite the man following after the headmaster with a dramatic flair of his robes.

Alex made sure to shift his eyes back to their normal green hue before turning back to the others. “Well… that happened.”

Speculations of Snapes possible arrest and hopeful, though unlikely, execution ran rampant through the school during the following afternoon classes. The droning recitation of the History of Magic by Professor Binns was lost under the quiet murmur of Alex’s classmates, much to Hermione’s chagrin. The class’s unrest stilled momentarily when Professor McGonagall interrupted Professor Binns’ lecture to pull Alex out of class.

“Mr Potter, it is a pleasure to meet you in person.” The older, yet still attractive, woman said when Alex entered the room off the main entry hall, which appeared to be tailored to private meetings with a round table surrounded by four chairs being the centrepiece of the room. “I’m Amelia Bones; Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.”

“It’s great to meet you, Ma’am.” Alex nodded his head respectfully and took a seat across from her. He might have both introduced himself as Heir Potter and acknowledged her position as Regent Bones but she had defined their roles in this meeting by her own introduction.

“I was quite surprised when I received your owl detailing the confrontation you had with Mr. Snape, along with a vialed memory. I am also quite interested in these glasses you have described.”

Alex smiled. “I’m quite proud of them myself and have recently started talking with Professor Babbling about improvements and streamlining creation for possible sale.”

Amelia and McGonagall both looked impressed by his statement given their near identical arched eyebrows.

“I will likely submit a request for a set for the Department when you start producing. Legilimens aren’t altogether common but the ability to shield the mind of untrained aurors would be prudent.”

“I’ll be sure to include a discount for the Auror Department, your lot are often underappreciated in what they do and I’ve heard you’re quite criminally underfunded.”

Amelia grimaced at his words. “I’ll happily accept any discount for the force. Though, I must apologise Mr. Potter, as my department was not able to do ‘it’s fine work’ to standard today.”

“Please, call me Harry.” Alex smiled then gave a considering frown. “I’m guessing by that, that you mean that Snape wont being seeing the inside of a cell any time soon?”

“That would be correct, Harry.” Amelia said his name with a slight smile. “Despite your account and provided memory we were unable to fully prosecute Snape.”

“Why not?”

“The evidence you provided would never have been enough for a conviction but it would have been enough to bring the man in for questioning and, even with his supposed support from Dumbledore, his past associations and blood-status,” Amelia said the term with a slight huff, “would have ensured the use of veritaserum during questioning. Unfortunately, Headmaster Dumbledore was able to shut down any investigation by exercising his right to dismiss the complaint on your behalf as your magical guardian.”

“Blasted old codger.” McGonagall grumbled from where she had stood by the door as a chaperone of the meeting.

Alex blinked. “Wait- What?”

“As your magical guardian, Headmaster Dumbledore has the right to grant or deny permissions of your behalf. Though not in as many words, he made it clear that he was revoking your complaint to the Aurors as well as implying that nothing illegal could take place as he could retroactively provide permission on your behalf for any attempted mind-reading.” Amelia seemed incised at the thought of a guardian acting as such.

“As I mentioned in a meeting with the Headmaster and Professor McGonagall the other day, I’ve never seen so much as a whisker of the man until I arrived for the opening feast on September first, how on earth did he become my magical guardian and how do I remove him from the role?”

“I’m sorry, Harry. I’m not altogether sure if he can be removed or if it’s the wisest course to do so anyway.” Amelia said with a hint of tired resignation.

“Whyever not?” Alex huffed.

“Magical Guardians’ have a lot of protections legally so long as they cannot be conclusively proven to be actively harming their charge.” Amelia explained. “And before you say anything, neglect or inaction does not necessarily qualify. So long as he ensured that you had a roof over your head, access to a magical education and were not directly injured by their actions, then for all intents and purposes, a guardian is fulfilling their duties.”

“That’s ridiculous.” Alex exclaimed.

“It’s a holdover from a period of time where children were more so seen as property than individuals in their own rights and traditionally the role was one taken up as a last request of the parents of the child involved. Despite the Headmaster appointing himself under his authority as the Chief Warlock, the expectation is to respect the actions of a Magical Guardian as though those were the wishes of the parents and this society is one which places a lot of emphasis on the rights of the parent to determine how they would raise their own children, the lack of change in the current marriage contract laws reflect this. There are measures you could take to have his actions reviewed by the Wizengamot but even if they were to support your request of a change in Magical Guardian, they would insist on appointing one themselves; and current politics as they are, there would be no guarantee who would be appointed in the Headmaster’s stead.”

Left unsaid was that the was a good likelihood that someone like Malfoy would be able to affect the appointment to either himself or someone else of the Dark. Which would likely see Alex married off to a loyal daughter of the traditionalists and once she was with child, either willingly or not, his assists redistributed and his life forfeit.

Alex let out a deep sigh. “I understand.”

“Still, do not hesitate to call on me in the future. Though, Dumbledore has stymied us this instance he cannot protect Snape from every action he might make.” Amelia told him.

“Not that he should have much opertunity.” McGonagall piped in. “He has been reprimanded within the school, you do not have to attend any classes or detentions with the man and his point deductions will be reviewed by myself. I will soon have a potion’s tutor for you, I am simply waiting on her reply.”

“Thank you, professor.” Alex smiled warmly at the old Scott. This was a head of Gryffindor he could honestly respect.

 

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The rest of the first week of classes passed relatively quickly. Alex had now attended each of the available classes and found them all to be fun and interesting except of course for History of Magic. Don’t get him wrong; the subject matter was fascinating, if perhaps censored, but the delivery was dreadful. So far though, he would have to say that his favourite class was charms. The spells were useful and Flitwick was one of those teachers that everyone’s had at some point that just make classwork fun.  The only class Alex hadn’t attended, bar that one eventful class on the first day was Potions. McGonagall still hadn’t introduced him to his new potions tutor yet the fact that he was excused from potion’s class had gotten him quite a few looks of envy.

Still, classes were not all that Alex was up to in this time. While not working on the classwork or homework or exploring related subjects with Hermione in the library, Alex was still working away on personal projects. Runes was coming along nicely, especially with his informal meetings with Babbling were giving him a great excuse to work ahead in the field. They had finalised their new version of the commercially available reflect-lenses by adding a disillusionment rune cluster and a comfort rune braid along the nose pads and the bridges. When activated it was easy to forget they were being worn at all.

Alex had already ensured all the girls had each received a pair, though Alice, Lapis and Lyn had already fused with a proper pair of InSpecs for extra protection. He had also handed out a pair to Neville and Susan Bones; the latter of which, while surprised, had been informed of the glasses from her aunt, Amelia Bones. Babbling had provided him the paperwork to trademark the designs and rune schemes and with Babbling acting a guarantor, he had gotten in contact with a series of Owl Order Rune workshops and had a contract formed whereby they would engrave his runes on muggle produced glasses with simple glass lenses for a nominal fee then mail out the glasses for delivery. The first batch had gone to Amelia Bones to outfit her aurors at a substantial discount.

“Good morning, Hermione.” Alex smiled as the bushy haired girl descended the stairs from the girl’s dormitory. “And Happy Birthday.”

Hermione’s face lit up at Alex’s words and she nearly skipped down the last few steps to give him a hug.

It was strange to think about but Hermione was a very tactile young girl who was almost as touch starved as cannon Harry might have been. Obviously not to the same degree as Alex had not picked up any indication that her parents were neglectful or abusive or anything. But maybe they were a bit too British in that overt displays of affection weren’t as common as some other cultures. No, it was likely that her significant lack of friends throughout her childhood had contributed most to her need for physical reassurance.

Obviously, the Hermione in the books and in Runestone Path had held back her overly familiar physical contact as she, perhaps only subconsciously at first, picked up on how uncomfortable it made Harry. With Alex however, she was able to initiate hugs freely and was equally reciprocated.

“You remembered.” Hermione mumbled into his shoulder.

“Of course, I did.” Alex replied. “And I have presents!”

Hermione pulled herself back with a smile and Alex studiously ignored her quickly wiping away the small moisture of her eyes.

“You didn’t need to get me anything.” She told him as he pulled down on to a nearby couch where a large box wrapped in periwinkle wrapping paper with small white flowers and tied with a solid periwinkle silk ribbon was waiting for her. If you don’t use your inside knowledge to pick out the right colours of something then you’re not doing it right.

“Happy Birthday, Hermione.” Alex repeated as he presented her the box.

Hermione took the package and admired it for a moment before carefully undoing the bow and removing the top of the box. Her soft exclamation of appreciation let Alex know that she liked what she found within.

“It’s gorgeous.” Hermione breathed and pulled out the leather messenger bag.

The bag was retro style messenger bag about the size to fit a modern laptop. It was a rich dark leather that had been dyed a deep maroon which practically glowed with a red lustre where the light reflected of the leather grain. Contrasting against the leather were the initials HJG embossed in gold on the front of the front flap, the buckle holding the flap closed was also a bright gold that matched with the various rivets and zips that ensured the bag was sturdy and strong. In addition to the zippered pocked along the back, the bag contained multiple compartments within for various papers, books and knick-knacks, including a secured and sealed pocket for jars of ink that would insure nothing else was damaged should the ink spill. The interior was also lined with a periwinkle suede that perhaps didn’t quite match the Gryffindor aesthetic but lighted the interior and seemed to meet with Hermione’s approval.

“It’s enchanted with quite a few spells and some rune’s that I added myself.” Alex told her as she inspected the various pockets and compartments. She ran her fingers over where a runic cluster was burnt into the leather just within the upper edge of the bags opening.

“That’s Uruz and Ehwaz but I don’t recognise the rest.” Hermione muttered.

I arched an eyebrow at her. “Someone’s been studying runes?”

Hermione’s cheeks blushed softly red. “Well, you seemed to be very interested in them so I made sure to read some of the primer material for the Ancient runes class.”

Alex smirked. “You’re right. Uruz for strength and Ehwaz for travel are two of the runes that make up what is known as the traveller’s cluster. There’s also Fehu for abundance and then the rest of the runes are modifying runes that don’t really have a meaning in as much as they modify and direct the meaning of the others. Anyway, it’s a mix of material strengthening, undetectable expansion, and feather-light runes that work in conjunction with the charms to enhance their effects and prevent the charms fading. You should be able to fit the entire syllabus of books from first to seventh year in there.”

What Alex hadn’t mentioned, at least not yet, was that the bag was also ecto-enchanted with a concept of reliability, security and loyalty. The ecto-enchantment would see the bag resisting anyone no authorised from accessing the content by moving the interior around so that people couldn’t reach them. The bag would also stick to Hermione’s side and would follow her surreptitiously if she accidently left it behind. As an ecto-enchant, the protections should be completely undetectable to any magical examining the bag.

Security spells did exist but the school rules prevented them being applied on personal bags. Their dorm trunks were allowed to be enchanted with various security measures but bookbags could not have anything overly dangerous applied on them to prevent injury to professors or students. Which did make sense. A student’s trunk wasn’t going to be accidently left anywhere where another might accidently stumble upon them and professors might have a legitimate reason to search a student’s possessions if they were walking around with them. Alex didn’t want to give Snape any reason to take Hermione’s gift from her so had used alternate methods of protection.

Lastly, the bag contained a small diamond gemstone hidden within the lining. The Gemtech device would deploy an advanced energy shield around the holder of the bag should its limited intelligence pick up a threat to the owner. The shield wasn’t perfect but Alex had tested it against multiple spells and various other attacks. It did best against physical attacks but did fairly well against almost all the spells that Alex threw at it.

It didn’t outright stop any spell more powerful than a second-year prank curse like the slug-vomiting curse that Ron hit himself with in second year, but it did drastically reduce the effect. Cutting curses that would slice through a limb would instead leave a nasty cut, bone breakers would create fractures rather than breaks and dangerous curses like the blood boiling curse would cause a dangerous fever that would still allow time for the counter-curse to be applied or treated with other charms. It would likely not stop an unforgivable though Alex hadn’t been able to test how much, if any, it would dampen the curse seeing as he had not been able to perform the curses yet. They required a mindset that he was having difficulty achieving. Hopefully, Alex would be able to improve the tech in the future as he familiarised himself with his Magitech perk and the theory behind how various spells worked.

“Thank you, Harry!” Hermione once again threw her arms around Alex.

“You’re welcome, Hermione.” Alex returned the hug warmly. “Though we should get to breakfast, I’m sure Daphne and Tracey want to wish you a happy birthday too.”

The girls did want to wish Hermione a happy birthday yet could only give her a quick hug and congratulations during the loud bustle of the morning meal. It wasn’t until Alex pulled Hermione out onto the grounds rather than toward the great for lunch that the other two girls were able to give Hermione their gifts.

Alex had led them all to the shore of the lake and when Hermione wasn’t looking in his direction had conjured a picnic basket (using his Picnic Basket Perk) filled with various easy to eat foods and a large chocolate cake. He struggled to keep a straight face when Hermione questioned him on where it had come from and he had simply responded “Magic.” Unfortunately, she hadn’t yet familiarised herself with Gamps Laws of transfiguration and had simply accepted the answer. A moment of shock and awe wasted. What was the point of breaking known laws of magic if people didn’t even realise?

During the picnic, Lapis gave Hermione a collection of first-year text books from the various other magical schools. It said something that she truly had come to understand the bookworm as Hermione had been ecstatic at the gift and quickly added them to her new book bag.

“I’ll be able to compare the difference between the various magical education institutions. There’s likely to be unique and subtle methods of approach that will be truly fascinating to compare” Hermione gushed and hugged Lapis.

Alice, the cheating cheater, had presented Hermione with a smaller picnic basket of her own that she had seemingly pulled from under her skirt. A unique application of the undetectable expansion charm or maybe just a use of their Shadow Mage abilities. Hermione had curiously looked into the basket only to squeal, actually squeal, in joy.

“HE’S SO CUTE!” She exclaimed while holding up a squashed-face orange kitten who regarded her back with grumpy, superiority. As cats are wont to do.

Alex tipped his metaphorical hat at the young maid skeleton turned magical schoolgirl. If you’re not using your inside knowledge for birthday gifts then you’re not doing it right.

 

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Over a month passed quickly and Alex found himself actually enjoying the experience of being at school again. It certainly helped that Hogwarts seemed to encourage self-sufficiency to a large degree. There were large periods of time where they were left to their own devices to either explore, study or hang out with their peers.

Given his already advanced abilities with magic and his prowess with the mental arts; Alex was able to quickly complete any homework he received and even help his fellow students. It wasn’t uncommon to find Daphne, Hermione, Tracey and himself together competing homework or studying ahead in the library. Oftentimes, various other students would join them: Hannah Abbott, Susan Bones and Neville Longbottom being the most common but others would occasionally seek them out for help with their studies.

This meant that Alex had plenty of time to keep doing his own research and experimenting with magic and his various skills and perks. He had already broken down the arithmancy of the protean charm and was working on applying it to Gemtech communication technology. He suspected it caused some sort of quantum entanglement and if he was right, might be able to produce a communication device that would relay information instantly between two points regardless of the distance, possibly even across dimensions as well.

He was also steadily producing a new series of smaller Spectre’s that made use of undetectable expansion charms to fit in more tech and scanners. These new Spectres, the size of a baseball, were being released into the halls of Hogwarts and were acting as his eyes around the school giving him real time monitoring of persons of interest such as Dumbledore, Quirrellmort and Snape. The Spectres were truly amazing in how undetectable they were as so far no one had noticed they were being constantly observed. Soon, nothing would happen within the school that Alex was unaware off, from the muttering of the potions professor to two sixth years having vigorous sex within one of the abandoned classrooms. Alex had to use a Spectre knocking over a suit of armour to divert Filch away from discovering the pair, never let it be said that he never helped a brother out.

Another task of the Spectres was information gathering as each night a set of Spectre’s scanned various books within the forbidden section of the library and added their content to Alex’s ever grown library of knowledge. Not every book was able to be completely downloaded due to various enchantments and curses on the texts preventing the observation but Alex was content to flag their location for later collection in person.

Alex wasn’t the only one working on his own projects. Lapis and Alice were happily doing their own research. Lapis was delving deeply into potions and attempting to either expand or simplify the various reactions tables of ingredients to mixed effect. Potions were a strange mixture of chemistry and symbology that seemed to obtusely defy categorisation yet Lapis claimed she was making progress, if slowly.

Alice didn’t seem to be utilising the resources of the school for her study but was instead testing the limits of some of the perks they had picked up that had less than stella descriptions. So far, her work on the Shadow Mage abilities had shown that there was more to the skill than simply traveling through shadow or sympathising with creature of the Dark. No, Alice had already shown off various other skills such as shadow storage, negative emotion manipulation and a strange ability to animate her shadow though that didn’t seem to actually do anything yet.

The three at Hogwarts weren’t the only ones putting their time to good use. Lyn seemed to be up to something as she had occasionally called to ask various questions specifically about squibs or Hedge Mages as Alex preferred to call them. He had to assure her that, yes, all hedge mages had an innate ability for magic but not all of them knew how to use it. Hedge magic was much more subtle than the magic used in the wizarding world and required ritual, repetition and symbolism to softly affect the world around them. He wasn’t sure what she was up to but his did know she was updating the advanced scanners on the Gemtech ships with modern medical equipment they had downloaded the schematics for from their Chronical jump. How she made the time while either spending time with Luna or suffering under the thumb of Molly Weasley, Alex didn’t know but he expected that she was making copious use of ghost duplicates.

Alex really shouldn’t be spending so much time lost in thought as today was an important one. It was currently Halloween and today was the day that Hermione would have been attacked by the released Mountain Troll. Given that it was currently the Halloween feast and Hermione was sitting next to him enjoying the meal, it was unlikely that she would be so targeted this time.

Her close friendship with Alex and the girls meant that she was much less affected by Ron’s words following charms class and while upset she didn’t run off on in tears. Alex had been able to pull her aside and comfort the emotionally fragile girl and she quickly recovered as she was reminded that she actually did have friends. If Ron had soon after fallen down half a flight of stairs and broken his arm resulting in being confined to the infirmary and missing the Halloween feast… well, no would be able to prove it was Alex.

Alex paused in taking a bite of roast pork as the Spectre watching Quirrellmort sent a video stream to his InSpects. While his peers chatted and ate around him, he watched as the defence teacher led a Mountain Troll through one of the secret tunnels that didn’t appear on the Marauder’s map. Bringing up his own version of the MMA he compared the tunnels position. While his father and his friends had mapped about ninety percent of the school, they had missed some tunnels, rooms and passages. In this case it really wasn’t their fault as this tunnel was noted on the MMA to be only accessible when the headmaster lowers a series of wards against large magical beasts. It must have been used to allow entry for both Fluffy and the Troll being used to protect the stone and while lowering wards with the correct permissions was usually quick and easy, bringing them back up took time and so the passage was still accessible even now.

Quirrellmort lead the troll upwards to the fourth floor before send a series of unknown spells down the hallway that had the troll sniffing at the air and then wandering off of its own accords. Alex could only shake his head in wonder; what was the point of this whole thing? If Voldemort really wanted a diversion during which to make a proper attempt at the stone, then releasing the Basilisk from the chamber of Secrets into the Great Hall would have been both easier and more likely to be successful. Perhaps Voldy was unable to use parseltongue with this particular method of possession, or perhaps he didn’t want to risk alienating his own followers by putting their spawn in danger?

Alex’s musing was interrupted as Quirrellmort threw open the large doors and half-stumbled, half ran into the hall. “Troll! Troll in the dungeons. Just thought you ‘ought to know.”

If you weren’t watching for it, you might have actually believed the man had fainted. But the way his legs buckled and he more slumped to the hard flagstones to prevent injury gave away the lie. Actually, fainting from a standing position was dangerous and likely to result in head trauma from the fall as the body doesn’t take action to lessen the impact.

“QUIET!” Dumbledore’s enhanced voiced cut through the growing panic of the students. “Prefects are to escort the students to their common rooms. Professors, with me as we search for the troll.”

Which really had to be a dick move to the Slytherins and the Hufflepuffs as both their commons were in the dungeons. Not that were in any danger as Alex had kept a Spectre following the troll and it was still meandering the fourth floor near the infirmary. Both Gryffindor and Ravenclaw would be passing the floor but so long as their kept to the most expedient route to their respective commons then they should give it a wide berth, actually skipping the floor entirely in the case of the Ravenclaws and the school’s non-Euclidean geometry.

“This way, all together now, don’t tarry.” Percy herded the wild cats that were a collection of Gryffindors through the Hallways.

“How one earth did a troll get into the school?” Hermione asked, more to herself than me as I was quite distracted keeping track of the beast through the Spectres.

I had the positions of everyone of importance noted. Dumbledore and the head of houses were searching the dungeons, Babbling was inspecting some of the wardstone relays for damage or sabotage, Quirrell and Snape were both heading to the third floor and the troll was meandering on the west-side of the fourth floor. The Ravens had already passed the fourth floor yet now had to walk the entire length of the fifth floor to get to their tower. The Puffs and the Snakes were actually together while slowly moving through the upper levels of the dungeons, safety in numbers perhaps as their prefects seemed to be coordinating their movements. We, the Gryffs, were on the main stairs and just approaching the fourth floor now, in just a few moments the lot of us would be passed the floor and the danger and then just a short walk to the Fat Lady portrait. So, obviously, that’s when it all went to shit.

“ARGGHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?” A frightened scream cut through the quite murmuring of the group of students.

“Ron?” Percy stopped causing the following group to have to suddenly stumble to halt on the stairs.

Alex quickly pulled up the MMA, he had been watching the spectres not the map and he did not have one following Ron of all people. The dot indicating Ron’s position was backing away from the dot labelling the troll. The Spectre following the troll shifted around to get a clear image of Ron slowly moving backwards, his wand outstretched and pointed at the mountain of muscle that was the troll. From what he could tell, Ron had to have been heading towards the stairs from the infirmary only to turn a corner and almost stumble into the troll. The Spectre had been following behind the beast like a third person view and the creature’s bulk had blocked it’s view of the approaching firstie.

Alex could only watch as the troll lunged at Ron with its club causing the redhead to duck and roll out of the way and, in a surprising fluid move, roll back to his feet and dash away from the troll which lumbered after him. Ron was fast but the troll’s legs were much longer and so, despite the awkwardness of the creature’s size within the hallway, it was gaining on the boy… the boy who was running towards the stairs… the stairs they were all still standing on… Fuck.

 

Notes:

AN: Again this was a stuggle to get throug. Too many people to sort of meet and interactions that should happen but who dont really matter. I know it can seem fast at points but i really dont want to get bogged down with writing chapter upon chapter and yet only get through a fraction of the first year.

Chapter 26: Harry Potter 5

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Chapter 26


You ever get the feeling that the world is working against you? Alex had that feeling on multiple levels. On a larger level was the fact that he ensured that Hermione would not be in the path of the troll and yet here she was and there the troll was… oh and the redhead was there two. It might be a new beginning of the golden trio except for one very important difference: the fact that the entire house of Gryffindor was there too.

That was another thing that was working against Alex. As the troll chased Ron down the hall towards them, the group of Gryffindors found themselves in a very awkward position. Alex had mentioned that they had reached the fourth floor; yet seeing as there were about two hundred students in Gryffindor this meant that the lions were spread out along the stairs between third floor and the fifth floor with Alex and Hermione being with the collection of first years in the middle, which was right at the landing of the fourth floor.

The arrangement had made some tentative sense. At the front and back of the column of students were the sixth and seventh years split into two group, one to take the lead and one to bring up the rear. Should the troll have appeared in front of the group or behind the group there would have been a collection of NEWT students to hold the beast off while the younger students were able to get away. Between these brave upperclassmen were the fourth- and fifth-year students and then then the third and second and right in the middle were the little firsties. Or to sum it up, the column of students on the stairs were arranged in a pattern of 7,6,4,1,2,3,5,7 in an attempt to protect the youngest students from any danger or from wondering off.

What this meant that with the students spread out along the staircase; the first and second years were actually closest to the approaching troll. Oh… and Percy Weasley and Holly Wickerweave, the two youngest prefects who were in the middle to help maintain order.

It was pandemonium.

The seventh years at the front pushed against the students behind them to reach the fourth floor while the seventh years at the back did the same. Some of the sixth years tried to go flee up with the fourth years while some tried to go down to offer assistance while the fifth and third years couldn't seem to decide if going up in the direction of the common room of fleeing back down towards the safety of the Great Hall was the better option… so they attempted both to limited success against the seventh years at the back trying to come up. The first and second years ended up being squished in the middle, unable to proceed forward and unable to go up or down the stairs and trapped within an ever-tightening mass of adolescent bodies.

"Arrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!" Ron was screaming as he ran.

"ARRRGGGGG!!!" The troll was screaming as it chased.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Most of the students were screaming as they pressed against each other in their frantic attempts to go somewhere.

Percy was able to push himself out of the crowd of students just as a swing of the troll's club crashed against a suit of armour standing sentry in the call. The metal suit scattered and the helmet flew forward and slammed against the Ron's legs causing him to fall ass-over-teakettle with a painful sounding grunt. The troll was quick to catch up with the boy and raised its club high to crush the pitiful first-year.

Percy though, was quick to action. Alex was held his own hand ready but waited to see what the Weasley prefect would do. While Percy got a lot of flak from fans for his obsession with order and his defection to the ministry, the boy had always been portrayed as intelligent and level-headed.

"Stupify!" Percy bellowed; the bright red spell sped through the air only to splash harmlessly off the troll's magically resistant hide. The creature barely even noticed and swung down it's club to crush the fallen boy.

… Or he could be a typical Gryffindor idiot.

Alex couldn't wait a second longer and reached out with his telekinesis to yank on Ron, quickly dragging the boy out of the way of the descending club which cracked the stone floor where Ron had been just an instant before. Ron kept sliding towards the group and further out of harm's way and the troll took a moment to realise it had missed. It blinked stupidly at the spot where Ron had been as if confused as to why there was not a large splatter of red.

"Stupify!" Percy attempted to stun the troll again. Proving an old adage about insanity.

"Trolls are magically resistant! Use indirect magic!" Holly, the female fifth-year prefect, called out as the Troll looked up and traced the flash of red light back to the ineffective caster and once more began ambling towards the clogged stairway. "Incarcerous!" Holly jabbed her wand forward sending robes — bola like — at the trolls' legs.

The ropes wrapped around the trolls' legs and tripped it causing it to stumble and fall sideways into the wall with a resounding crash just as Percy let loose a "Confringo!" which soared right over the creature's head and blew a portrait off the wall with a loud CRACK!

Thankfully the subject of the painting, an old wizard in one of those ridiculous powdered wigs of the 1600s, had been able to dodge into an adjoining painting of a herd of unicorns; which contrary to their implied genial nature, attempted to gore the poor man on sight.

"RrraaaHHHH!" the Troll bellowed angrily as it trashed on the ground which caused the ropes that tripped it to be snapped instantly by its much greater physical strength. The beast rolled onto front and glared up at the students that had knocked it down. Already it was scrambling to pull itself back up.

The Troll's loud cry unfortunately aggravated the students who couldn't see what was happening which caused the entire swell of young wizards and witches on the stairs to shift, the sudden movement of students knocked down both Percy and Holly and pushed Alex and Hermione and a few other first-years out onto the landing and, unfortunately, directly into the predicted path of the angry Troll.

"Hermione!" Alex stepped up next to Hermione who was actually furthest onto the stair landing.

The girl turned wide frightened eyes on Alex, who pulled out his wand and pointed it at the felled troll, his other hand finding hers and gripping it tightly. "It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA"

Hermione, bless her cotton socks, immediately picked up on what Alex intended and pulled her wand from her pocket to point at the troll that was climbing to its hands and knees. Say what you will about a Mountain Trolls incredible strength, the larger they are the harder they fall and the longer it takes for them to get back to their feet.

"WinGARdium LeviOsa," the pair incanted.

The troll's club very nearly launched into the air like a rocket as it flew out of the trolls grasp and slammed into the ceiling while clipping the creatures chin on the way past. The sudden blow knocked the troll back to the floor with a painful sounding whomp! The troll stared stupidly at its empty hand from where it was lying on the floor before slowly looking upwards.

"Hold it!" Alex commanded Hermione who nodded even as her brow beaded with sweat.

"Acusignis!" Alex directed his will at the wooden club, imagining it becoming denser, metallic, heavy and, of course, sharply pointed.

"Just a little more." Alex tried to reassure Hermione who he could see was starting to flag under the weight of the now heavy metal club which now resembled a stupidly large nail.

Alex again used his telekinesis to subtly adjust the position of the nail then let loose a second-year spell. "Engorgio!"

The large nail suddenly swelled in size and, most importantly weight. Hermione was unable to keep the sudden downward pointed spire aloft and lost her hold on the spell with an exhausted gasp. With gravity once again able to exert its inevitable influence on the now much larger, much heavier and much sharper club, it plunged straight downward directly at its previous wielder and pierced the poor creature right at the base of the neck.

Even with a giant nail piercing its spine and literally nailing it to the floor it still took a few seconds for the Troll to realise it was dead. The poor thing blinked stupidly at the watching students before the light faded from its eyes.

The entire stairwell was silent as the students staired at the now dead Troll.

"Ow…" Ron groaned and regained his own feet from where Alex had telekinetically dragged him. He looked up at the crowd of students then back at the troll then again at the entirety of Gryffindor house. "Did I miss the feast?"


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Hermione Granger's cheeks hurt but it was a good type of hurt as she could not stop smiling.

Still in her pyjamas and wrapped up in a heavy blanket she re-read the letter from Harry again as her left hand found the silver bracelet on her right wrist and her fingers traces the twisted Celtic knots that wrapped around the prominent pearl. If she closed her eyes, she could almost feel the miniscule runes that Harry had engraved into the silver. She didn't recognise all the runes yet and even then, it seemed to have too few to produce the various effects described with the note provided.

The bracelet was a Christmas gift from Harry and had somehow appeared in a dark blue velvet box at the foot of her bed sometime between when she went to bed on Christmas Eve and when she awoke Christmas morning. The simple circlet of silver was composed of multiple bands that twisted and wrapped around each other to create a braided knot of silver metal. In the centre, carefully nestled in a woven cradle of silver, was a large round pearl that almost glowed with a sheen of blueish-purple. Not only was it absolutely beautiful, it was packed full of various runes and charms that made it incredibly useful. Hermione could definitely appreciate something that had functionality as well as form.

She ran through the list of functions within her mind as her fingers traced the weave of silver. The simplest function was a comfort rune and a size adjustment rune that meant that she barely even noticed it was on, it hadn't even felt cold when she first put it on from the box. The size adjustment meant that not only would the bracelet's size adjust as she grew, it would never accidently slip off her wrist. The time and map function boggled her mind and she was dying to interog — ahem! — quiz Harry on how it was done when she next saw him. With either a gesture or a command word, the pearl would produce a floating time display or a map of Hogwarts in a manner that made her think more of Princess Leia's message to Obi-Wan Kenobi than magic timepiece.

"Hermione?" A woman's voice interrupted her thoughts.

"Yes, Mum?" Hermione snapped herself back to the present as her mother entered her room.

Emmaline Granger was an attractive woman even nearing forty. She had was tall and willowy with long brown hair that she often kept in a lose braid. Hermione was often jealous that while she had inherited the rich colour of her mother's hair, she had gotten the tangled curls from her father. Emmaline's eyes were a similar dark brown to her daughter's though they lacked the hints of gold that were present in her daughter's eyes.

"I was calling for a while now, Dear, it's Christmas morning; you're usually the one to wake us." Her mother said with a chuckle then frowned as she looked at the girl more closely. "You've been crying, is everything ok?" Her mother asked and took a seat on the edge of her bed with one hand outstretched to wipe a tear off Hermione's cheek.

Hermione couldn't help but laugh, the action hurting her still sore cheeks. "I'm fine, Mum. I'm happy. I got some gifts from my friends." Hermione waved her hand at the other gifts that arrived much like the bracelet. A couple of romance/fiction books from Tracey, an ornate quill set from Daphne and even some wizarding sweets from her Dorm mates Lavender and Parvati. Yet her mother's eyes narrowed in on the bracelet she was wearing.

"Ohh… this is new? Also, from a friend?" Her mother asked with a happy smile, happy that her reclusive daughter was making friends at that school they sent her too. A school of magic and witchcraft, she knew her daughter had been special but that was completely outside the wheelhouse.

Hermione couldn't keep the blush from her face as she gave a mumbled, "From Harry."

Emmaline's smile turned almost predatory. "Harry?" She seemed to taste the name, drawing it out. "And Harry is a boy?" She sounded gleeful.

Hermione rolled her eyes even as her cheeks flushed deeper. "Yes, Harry is a boy and is my best friend."

"Oh, daughter mine." Emma purred. "We have much to talk about."

A shout echoed up from downstairs. "Honey? Hermione? Are you two coming down? Your breakfast is getting cold."

Emma tuned to the door to call back. "Be right down, Sugar-free."

Hermione could only shake her head at the irony of her parents being dentists yet so sickly-sweet to each other.

Emma turned back to her daughter. "Later. You are telling me all about Harry later."

As Hermione was pulled from the warm cocoon that was her bed, she couldn't help but feel a little bit of trepidation at the mother-daughter talk that was to come. It's not like Harry was her boyfriend or something. A flash of memory of Harry taking her hand as they faced down a mountain troll together stoked the warm feeling in her chest and the strange feeling of butterflies in her stomach. No, not like she liked-liked him… right?

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Sirius Black was warm and comfortable. That was the first clue that something wasn't right. The cell in Azkaban within which he had been confined for the near decade could be describe in many words and warm and comfortable wouldn't appear without a negative modifier before them. No, cold and crippling would have best describe his incarceration. The cell was hard stone that leeched the body of warmth, the frigid artic air off the ocean squeezed through the barred windows and curled around any huddled form within the spires tender care. But worse than the icy environs, worse than the bare stone room and the thin prisoner's uniforms, worse than the lack of bedding, worse than the gruel given only to prolong their suffering, was the dementors. Creatures of blackest magic and demonic intent, creatures that sustained themselves on the happy memories and thoughts of the sentients around them. Dementors literally sucked the joy from those around them, much like the persistent cold which they carried about themselves like a cloak of hoarfrost and mist sucked the heat from one's breath.

Dementors could not be killed by any known means and the ministry of old had struck a deal with the foul creatures as a tentative method of control. The wizards offered up a tribute of their criminals to stave off the demons. The creatures could feed on the happiness of those within the stone tower that was the prison of Azkaban and, should some poor asshole either have committed a grievous enough crime or simply had someone out there able to pay enough bribes to get them disposed of, the dark wardens were allowed to bestow their kiss upon the unfortunate prisoner. A kiss that stole from them their very soul leaving only a breathing, living but empty husk of flesh.

Sirius was certain that only his name of Black was staying the hand of Malfoy or some other dark moneybags from paying for his accidental execution at the lips of a demon. The ministry might be happy to keep him imprisoned in a type of legal limbo until he died from his time within the walls of the prison but a kiss of an heir of a Wizengamot family would have to be investigated. A kiss of an heir could not be swept away as the process of investigation was engrained in the very agreement between the Dementors and the ministry. A surprisingly intelligent piece of legislation that would ensure that Dementors could not be used as the ministry secret attack dogs, at least against the ruling families of the England's magical nobility. The members of the Wizengamot might be corrupt, nepotistic purebloods but they knew to protect themselves from the possibility of giving the state too much power.

Sirius opened his eyes to an unfamiliar ceiling. The first thought the dog-marauder that passed through the his head was that he had somehow been moved to the Hogwarts' infirmary. The bed he was in was a sturdy metal framed thing, though unlike the old school infirmary beds this one had retractable metal side bars for some reason. This thought was further emphasised by the rows of matching beds besides his own each with drawn back curtains of stainless white linen which matched the disinfectant scented sheets of his own bed. The room was airy and full of light from bright globes in the ceiling that produced magical sunlight. The sterile white ness contrasted with dark grey stonework around the doors of the room and the large flagstones that made up the floor.

Truly, Sirius was almost convinced that he was in a Hogwarts infirmary that had seen some slight modernisation and some in-depth cleaning. Except he could see through the tall arched windows a view that was familiar and yet distinctly foreign. Missing were the distant Scottish mountains that surrounded Hogwarts and though there was a wide expanse of green forest, it dwarfed the forbidden forest of the school in size. Lastly, the night sky over the trees had never been so clear and full of stars that didn't twinkle but were clear points of brightness within a multihued expanse of blacks, violets, and blues.

"Oh my. I see you're awake, Mr Black." Sirus was startled from his staring at the night through the windows by a melodic voice nearby.

'Pink!' Was Sirius' first thought at the appearance of the woman which was quickly followed by 'Hot damn!' as he took her in in all her glory.

The woman was tall, much taller than Sirius, but she was also delightfully well-proportioned with long slender legs, a toned waist and modest yet not overflowing bust. She was dressed in a somewhat risqué outfit of flowing dark pink harem pants that shifted from opaque at the hips but became steadily more diaphanous down her legs which showed off her some of her thighs and much of her calves before the pants cinched at her bare feet. Her top was a strange combination of midriff baring halter-top and short jacket both in shades of pink and white but strangest of all was the large pink gemstone where her belly-button would have been.

Honestly, she certainly reminded the old dog of the actress from that weird genie 'Tee-Bee' show that Lily had once shown to during the summer after their final year. The way the woman kept her light pink hair up in an elaborate twist certainly matched with the attractive muggle's blond hairdo and definitely matched the outfit. But, if his memories were right in the comparison, this pink woman's face was softer than the human actress, softer and just a touch inhuman in a way that almost screamed Veela if not for the fact that Sirius could not feel the Allure… well, he could feel something but that just might be a natural reaction.

"H-hi?" Sirius rasped with a now noticed dry throat.

Wow… smooth moves there, old dog. He berated himself the less than stella first contact. Rule number one of the marauder's handbook of picking up chicks. Always make an impression on the first contact. Doesn't even have to be a good impression but you want her to remember you.

Surprisingly, his less than grand first words elicited an oddly melodic giggle from the woman as she conjured a glass of water which he grasped from her with two hands to keep steady.

"Easy there. You've been out for months now." She said as he slurped down the sweet, life-giving fluid.

"Months?"

The lovely pink woman nodded. "You were removed from the prison in September and it's actually Christmas day… so, Merry Christmas, I guess?"

Prison. Sirius thought to himself as echoes of Dementor chill trickled through his body, icy molasses that dripped and crystalised into depressive, intrusive thoughts. He hadn't even realised that he had curled into himself both physically and mentally until warm lips found his.

For just a moment his mind assumed that this was his end, that his soul was finally deemed forfeit to the demonic prison guards of Azkaban. Yet that thought was immediately dashed apart in pink sparkles as from his lips a warm, refreshing breeze was pushed through him, defrosting the spiritual ice and filling him with a feeling of pleasant contentment.

He blinked stupidly at the pink woman as she broke the kiss and leaned back into a chair by the bed. She had a small satisfied smirk at the look on his face. The old dog coughed and fought through his confusion to recover some of his dignity.

"Ahem. Ah, usually I at least exchange names before making out with a lass."

Again, that delightful giggle. "Only usually, Mr Black? I'm- "

"AZALEA!" A voice shouted from the hall as a small redhead burst through the door into the infirmary. "I got your message that Sirius is awake!"

The newly named Azalea rolled her eyes as she tuned to admonish the newcomer. "Please no shouting in the infirmary, Lyn. What if I had patients resting?"

"Pfft." The young girl — she didn't even appear to be Hogwarts age — snorted, "Then I would ask where the hell you got them? It's only you, me and Black up here most days. Not counting the Pearls and teaching-Gems."

Sirius was staring at the redhead who had barged in. "L-Lily?"

Hazel eyes found his — Not Lily — and the girl snorted again, this time with a downright devious look. "I look like Lily? Ha! I wonder if I can get Alex to call me 'Mommy?'" Her eyes went wide all of a sudden. "Ohh! I wonder if I can get him to shag me in front of Snape while he does so, that would really give the bat an aneurism." Maybe Lily.

"Er…"

Azalea saved him. "As you heard, my name is Azalea and this young lady is one of my bosses. Her name is Lyn."

"Though I may also be called Ginny on occasion." Lyn informed the ex-prisoner. "It's complicated."

"Don't forget sister, lover, babe and goddess." Alex mentioned as he walked into the room.

Lyn turned towards the new comer while Sirius was once again struck mute by the boy that appeared so much like a younger James.

"I thought you were going to be late? Don't you need to let Dumbles show off the mirror?" Lyn asked.

Alex shook his head. "Nah, left a clone staring into the mirror for Dum-Dum to find, which should be easy for him since he put the tracker on the cloak."

"Giving a poisoned gift of a family heirloom to an orphan is such a dick move." Lyn nodded.

"My Lord." Azalea curtsied to the James look-alike which did delightful things to her chest that was enough to actually pull Sirius back into the here and now and not get lost in his own memories.

"Pron- no, you've Lily's eyes. Pronglet? Harry?" Sirius was not tearing up. Blacks don't cry. That was beaten into him by his dear ol' mom. No, his eyes were just a litter watery from the air here… where ever that was.

Alex smiled at the shell of a man. "Hiya Padfoot. And yeah… I'm Harry."

Sirius reached out slowly, as if hesitant or unsure yet at the same time painfully desperate and Alex stepped into his awkward embrace and patted the poor man on the back as he sobbed apologies into Alex's shoulder.

"It's OK, Sirius. It's OK." Alex soothed the man. "Though we do have a lot to talk about."


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Sirius Black stared up at his namesake which shone brighter and clearer than he had ever seen it before. It was actually somewhat disconcerting. Where once he would see the dog-star and always feel that it was laughing at him encouragingly with its twinkling; now, in the absence of a proper atmosphere, it's steady shine was simply beautiful but no longer comforting.

"So, this is where you are." Azalea's soft voice interrupted his musings as she took a seat next to him on the stone seating.

The Luna Academy was a grand affair of spires and arches and amazing stonework, but already Sirius new that multiple garden terraces were his favourite aspect of the design. Large balconies with both open and enclosed green spaces on the sides of the building that allowed a fantastic view of the surrounding forest that filled the crater but also provided an unobstructed view of the brilliant night sky. If the timing was right, he also would have had a great view of the earth from his position but at the moment it was hidden beyond the Luna horizon. Were this Hogwarts he would have sought the view from the Astronomy Tower for when he wanted to sit and think, or muse as he would call it in an effort to seem more sophisticated to the ladies. The Astronomy Tower did afford a grand view but was also a place where many couples escaped to snog which somewhat destroyed the atmosphere of contemplation. Though, he wouldn't deny that he had also used the tower for the more intimate reasons as well.

"I thought I was no longer required to remain in the infirmary?" Sirius asked.

Azalea leant back against the stone. "You're not. But there's not really anyone else here right now but the Pearls and the Teachers and they aren't the best for conversation."

"Right…" Sirius pinched at the bridge of his nose between the eyes. "The alien Gemstone teachers at this empty school on the bloody moon."

"It's a lot to take in." Azalea said to which Sirius just snorted darkly.

"My godson is and is not my godson." Sirius said in pained sigh then carried on quickly when it looked like Azalea was going to object. "No, I get it. He is Harry, he's the same little tyke that I pushed around on a training broom. The same kid that turned my beard blue for a whole week with a spurt of accidental magic…"

Azalea just listened and let him talk, to which Sirius was grateful.

"But he's also Alex. Some guy from another universe with all the memories of his other life and his fantastical adventure… I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that." He stared up at the bright night stars. "It would feel stranger if I had been there, I'm sure. It's not like I've watched him grow up but it's weird seeing him act so grown-up when last I saw him, he was barely talking, calling me 'Pa-foo,' squealing with laughter as I levitated him around the room." Sirius shook his head. "Lily gave me and James an earful for that. As if we would have dropped him."

Sirius lapsed into a minute of silence as he remembered those better times.

"Here." Azalea reached into her Gem and pulled out a ceramic bottle and two glasses into which she poured a generous amount of a deep orange coloured liquid which steamed in the chill air.

Sirius blinked yet took the offered drink, relishing the warmth of the glass in his hand and took a sip. Sweet, bitter orange and spice filled his mouth with warm autumn days and burned pleasantly like lazy summer as he swallowed the hot alcoholic beverage.

Azalea laughed pleasantly at his hum of appreciation. "It's a mulled cider and orange liqueur recipe I've become quite partial to."

"No Firewhisky or butterbeer?" Sirius asked.

Azalea scrunched up her nose cutely. "No, no thank you. Butterbeer is much too sweet and I don't know why anyone would subject themselves to that horrid fiery drink."

The last marauder laughed at her objections to traditional wizarding alcohol and for a moment the simply enjoyed the quiet, the shine of the stars and the chill, forest scented air which was something Sirius was still wrapping his head around. How do you get a breeze on the moon?

"So, do you allow all your patients to drink?" Sirius couldn't help but break the silence with a smirk. "What if I get a hangover?"

The Gem's eyes glinted with mirth as she took a long sip of her own. "I do when I can just kiss it better."

Sirius took another sip of his own to hide the blush that graced his cheeks, admonishing himself for reacting like a schoolboy when he was a grown man, damnit.

"Right… Gem powers."

"Though…" Azalea seemed to ponder something. "It's a lot different kissing you when you're conscious."

Sirius almost spat out the mouthful of mulled cider and devolved into a choking fit. "You were kissing me when I was unconscious?" he finally asked incredulously once he had recovered his breath.

"Of course?" The pink Gem looked at him as if he was stupid. "Alex explained that I was responsible to getting you back to full health, didn't he? I've fixed most of the damage that a decade of dementor exposure, malnutrition and poor conditions had wrecked on your body."

Sirius looked down at his own hand gripping the glass noting the differences he had already seen but not really noted. That it was clean of the grime of his cell was a given but it was also no the Bony talon with yellowed nails that he had become used to. It was a strange disconnect that his hands looked to belong to a young man, not the tired shell that he really should be.

He reached into the robes he had been proved with and drew out the wand that he had matched best with from a collection of the wands that Alex had on hand for whatever reason. It wasn't his original wand of Dragon and Aspen but this new wand made of — snort! — Dogwood with a twin core of Grimm hair and Phoenix feather may actually suit him better. He waved his wand and conjured a mirror. The glass was patinaed with age yet the frame was still sturdy enough, still he was obviously out of practice.

Sirius stared at his reflection and the young man within stared back. There were signs if you looked closely. Most obvious was the streak while that ran through his ebon curls but elsewise there was a certain tightness around the eyes, a slight hollowness to the cheeks as if he hadn't had a proper meal in a while. Yet, beyond those, he looked remarkably well and surprisingly young. If he had counted the years correctly then he had just turned thirty-three years old while in his coma after being saved from Azkaban yet the face before him couldn't be older than twenty-five, a rough twenty-five sure but still a man in his mid-twenties rather than the skeletal, walking corpse he knew he had become while incarcerated.

This explained why he felt so young at heart. Though the extended stay in Azkaban surely didn't help with his mental maturity he still felt like he was a young man in his prime rather than a poor fool with a decade stolen and the rest aged before it's time.

He wiped away the tear that fell down his cheek. Blacks don't cry. "Thankyou." His voice was raspy for some reason.

Azalea smiled warmly from where she still sat on the stone bench. "You're welcome."

He sat back down next to the wonderful, wonderful woman and she topped up his drink and let him come to terms with his new lease on life.

After about twenty minutes as their glasses were running low once again, she asked a question that brought an even bigger smile to his face than the gift of his youth.

"Wanna go and yell at the rat?"

Sirius turned serious eyes — Haha! — towards her. "Yes, yes I think I would like that very much."


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"I see myself holding a nice, thick pair of woollen socks."

Albus Dumbledore lied through his teeth. Which, fair. It was a pretty invasive question but frankly it was a missed opportunity on his part to actually connect with the young orphan boy who he eventually plans to sacrifice for the greater good. Like, seriously, would have been so hard to say something like: 'Oh, I too see family that passed before they could truly live, I had a sister whose accident death is partly my fault and would give near anything to have her back. I understand the wish for loved one to be among us again, my boy.'

"Right." Alex nodded to the aged headmaster then bent down to retrieve the Cloak from where he had let it fall. "Well, I best get back to bed then, sir."

He strode past the manipulator and out of the room containing the Mirror of Erised and the reflection of himself with all of his girls laughing and having fun with a plethora of abilities and fascinating items. The mirror didn't really reflect anything new.

Alex walked through the dark hallways back to the dorm and considered his next steps. He had used his time with the mirror to confirm his plans for the confrontation with Voldemort at the end of the school year. Examination of the mirrors magic led him to believe that he would still be able to access the stone even though a part of him wanted it. Mainly because he really didn't want to 'use' the stone but he did want to examine it before returning it to the Flamels. The fiction this reality was based on implied that the stone Dumbledore used to bait his trap was a fake but it didn't actually state it outright. Even if it truly was a fake then he would want to examine it as it was still an artifact created by the acclaimed alchemist Nicholas Flamel and alchemical examples of such quality were few and far between.

Lost within his thoughts he would have walked right up to and through the spectral form of Grey Lady had his InSpecs not pinged him with a proximity alert.

"Who are you child?" The willowy ghost asked perhaps a tad fearfully. "Who are you that walks between life and death?"

Alex tilted his head in surprise. He hadn't really had any interaction with any of the ghosts of the school since the year started. Which, now that he considered it, was a bit odd in itself. Thinking back, it seemed that the ghosts might have been avoiding him, other than Professor Binns of course, but even he didn't stick around and always glided off as soon as his lectures were done.

"I'm sorry, you have me at a bit of a disadvantage." Alex asked the pale, young and deceased woman.

The Grey Lady floated around him as if inspecting him from every side. "We all feel you. You who calls to us so strongly, so POWERFULLY and we are uncertain as to who or what you are."

Alex followed her circular flight as she spoke. "Ah, I think I might understand what you might be talking about." He admitted then closed his eyes for a second and when they opened again, they glowed with an eerie violet light.

The Ravenclaw ghost gasped and fell to her knees. Or as much as an incorporeal ghost can kneel. "My Lord." She breathed reverently.

And she did breathe as here in the presence of a Ghost King she became more than a departed shade of the past. In the glow of his eyes: hints of colour blushed on her silver form and the memory a heartbeat thrummed in her empty chest.

Alex reached out and cupped her cheek, lifting her head to meet his eyes. Her skin felt oddly soft and chill yet not unpleasant. "Rise, Helena of Ravenclaw. Your king requires your service."

Helena, the daughter of Rowena Ravenclaw, ghost of the Castle's blue and bronze students, regained her feet. Feeling for the first time a sense of solidity beneath her that she had not felt since the day she died. At the same time, the spectral wound and silvery blood that decorated her old-fashioned dress closed themselves and evaporated from sight as she more… more… alive, was the closest word she could describe the feeling yet it was definitely not some sort of resurrection.

With the ghostly magics flowing through him, Alex acted on instinct more than actual planned thought. He hadn't tapped into or used his Ghost King magics since he arrived at Hogwarts and that was turning out to be an oversight on his part as the school opened up to him on a level that he hadn't known was missing until now.

He could feel the ghosts. Dozens of them. Much more than he even realised were at the school. He could also feel faded remains of others, not ghosts but ghostly imprints of thousands that had passed through the halls of Hogwarts before him. A feeling of curiosity and laughter by the stairs, a depressive gloom in the corner, a lustful burst of indolence in the classroom on the right. Memories and feelings imprinted on the walls, engrained within the stones of the school from the lives of all those who had called this place home. Even beyond the immediate hallway and classrooms, he could feel the presence of the school itself, an amalgamation of all those whisps of life that pulsed through the walls and explained the odd tingle when he passed through the walls as a phantom. Here was the spirit of Hogwarts, born from the countless lives of all those who gave something of themselves to the school.

Yet, even within this flowing near sentience that pulsed within the castles walls he could feel a taint of foulness. Tracing it back it's sourced his spiritual senses directed him his sight to the seventh floor and the black soul fragment that clung to the hidden room like a bad odour. From that fragment he could feel the sympathetic connection leading towards the office of the Defence Professor and the parasitic entity attached to the man's soul.

With a thought, Alex brought up the video feed from the Spectre that was assigned to professor Quirrell. The image showed the man talking to himself and looking around as if nervous or agitated. Voldemort had definitely felt his presence.

Still acting on instinct, Alex raised a finger to his lips and with a thought cut open his bottom lip causing a trickle of ruby red blood to fall down his chin. He stepped up to the pale ghost before him and taking advantage her wide-eyed stunned form, he leant in and pressed his bloody lips against her cold spiritual ones.

Other students had described touching the ghosts of Hogwarts as feeling as if there had been plunged into a bucket of ice-water, mixed with an uncomfortable feeling of pins and needles. Helena's lips in the other hand felt as soft and real as any other women, if perhaps somewhat chill.

Alex pushed on his ghostly magics, sending ripples of violet though the ghost and leaving him oddly drained and eliciting a soft moan from the Ravenclaw ghost. He also, almost as an afterthought, converted some of his blood to ectoplasm and mixed forced that into her mouth with his tongue which provoked a full body shudder from the spirit.

Pulling back, Alex let go of the Ghost King magics and sagged at the feeling of exhaustion that swept through him while Helena simply stood there with glazed eyes though her tongue did dart out to lick the remaining blood and silvery spiritual substance from her lips.

"Well…" Alex breathed heavily. "That happened."

Clarity returned to the ghost's eyes as she regarded Alex with something akin to reverence and, of all things, lust. "My Lord has bestowed upon me a gift."

"Riiight." Alex pretended to know what he had just done. "I'm going to need you to do something for me." He told her.

"Anything, my Lord." Helena purred.

"I need you to watch the room of requirement on the seventh floor and let me know if anyone attempts to enter it. Can you do that?"

"I will guard it most assuredly." Helena eagerly agreed.

"Good. Good, I'm.. er, going to go sleep then." Alex told her while trying to not show that whatever it was that he had just done had tired him out more than he ever expected.

"Sleep well, my Lord." The Grey Lady curtsied then glided up and through the ceiling towards the seventh floor.

Alex watched her go then glanced again at the surveillance of Quirrell who looked to have calmed down and had, thankfully, not left his quarters.

Letting out a deep sigh, Alex resumed his return to the Dormitory while rearranging his plans about holding off on retrieving the Diadem-Horcrux until the spirit of Voldemort had either been captured, destroyed or fled the castle. The connection he had with the spirit of the school had faded when he dropped the Ghost King magic yet the memory of the taint remained.

"I have no fucking idea what just happened." He whispered to himself as he climbed the stairs. He needed to wait for the rest of him to return from talking to Sirius at the Luna Academy before he could do anything. At least recombining would return him some much-needed energy.

As he ascended the stairs, unknown to him, a pair of eyes followed his back and from the empty hallway could be heard a soft and needful moan.

Notes:

AN: The Writer's block has been in full swing and the motivation to write has been shrivelled and cold. I've been busy with work, being sick (just a bad cold) and reading other fanfictions and QQ stories. Really wanted to write a few more thousand words for this chapter but I really should post what i have.

Chapter 27: Harry Potter 6

Notes:

AN: Ok... i have to admit that i've been sick as a dog for the past week or so and most of this was written while high on cold and flu medication. I'm posting it becuase i dont have time to rewrite the whole thing. I appologise in advance.

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Chapter 27



"It's a tiara not a diadem" Lyn remarked

"Aren't they the same thing?" Alex asked as he cast various detection spells on the horcrux.

Lyn was perched on a chest of drawers watching him work. "No. All tiaras are diadems but not all diadems are tiaras." Lyn shook her head. "I would know, I was a little princess growing up."

"You and every other girl exposed to the Mouse." Alex said distractedly as he followed a particularly tricky knot of magic attached to the Diadem, tiara, whatever.

"It has to do with the shape. Both are half circle crowns but a tiara specifically arches up in the middle just like that one arches up to hold the sapphire. The wings don't detract from that design aspect."

Alex nodded along; he got what she was saying. The tiara was an open-ended circlet made of a lustrous silver metal that Alex recognised as Goblin-wrought silver, which was strange as the Goblins had never claimed Ravenclaw's Diadem as theirs, perhaps Rowena had actually figured out how to replicate the mysterious metal? At the temple of the tiara, it held an oval sapphire about as large as a hen's egg set between two stylised silver wings and topped with the head of an eagle.

"That should do it." Alex said as he finally untangled the compulsion on the tiara with a deft twirl of his wand. He reached out and picked the unassuming circlet up and felt no desire to put the defiled object on his head. He could still feel the tainted fragment of soul within and it would still act to try and possess him should he actually wear the thing but at least now there was no danger in simply touching it.

"Are we doing this here?" Lyn hopped off the drawers to stand next to him.

Alex shook his head. "No, we'll go down to the mirror room. I might be doing this earlier than I anticipated but I still want to keep to the plan as much as I can."

And wasn't that the rub. Alex had wanted to keep to the original story as much as possible and confront the shade of Voldemort at the end of the school year. Yet after tapping into his Ghost King abilities he seemed to have awoken the spirit of the castle and the damn thing wasn't leaving him alone. It wasn't sentient, it didn't try and talk to him or anything like that. But it did keep a certain awareness of him and had been trying to direct him to the source of the corruption that had been tainting the school for the past forty-odd years or so. This meant that he could no longer ignore the feeling of rot and wrongness that was emanating from the seventh floor and he worried that the Presence of the school might inadvertently tip Voldemort off that there was someone interested in his soul fragment in the Room of Hidden things. So he decided to act now, the day before end of the Christmas Holidays when most of the school was still empty.

Alex called up Lapis and Alice via his P-comm. "Are you two ready?"

Alice's image nodded back with an excited grin on her face while Lapis was much more stoic but for the small smirk betraying her excitement.

"Alright then, start operation 'Dragon Distraction.'" Alex gave the plan the go ahead.

A couple of kilometers away, just on the outskirts of Hogsmeade, multiple clones of Alice and Lapis took to the air above the village followed by a dozen specially made floating crystals. In a blink they had changed forms; one Alice becoming a stunning Antipodean Opaleye dragon and one Lapis a silvery blue Swedish Short-Snout. The other clones also shifted forms, some into phoenixes others into unicorns that ran on the air with hooves of silver flame. Using a combination of Gem-shifting and metamorphmagus even more of the clones become large, mundane animals that glowed in a multitude of colours. All together they would be eye-catching and awe-inspiring but with their access to the multiple perks and powers of the Jumpchain they were able to push the spectacle to new heights.

The already large dragons increased in size by a factor of ten, becoming unto a regular dragon what a mountain giant is to a man. Their rapid increase in size would have rendered their magical flight ineffective if not for their own abilities at holding themselves aloft with their Chronicle based telekinesis. Even with the distance between them, the entire castle shook with the magnificent roar that the two dragons released into the night.

Alex flicked live Spectre feeds into existence around him. Dumbledore had just been rudely awoken by the thunderous roar of the dragons, as had the rest of the staff. Footage from the village showed windows suddenly lighting up with spell-light as the residents awoke and already the late-night patrons from the Hogs Head and the Three Broomsticks were spilling out into the street to see what had caused the noise.

Glancing over at Lyn, Alex could see she was smiling broadly as she watched a feed of the two dragons in the air.

Lapis was using her Gem powers to pull water vapour together and was leaving a trail of thickening clouds in her wake while Alice was pulling on her phoenix abilities to spread silvery flames with every flap of her draconic wings.

The dozen floating crystals spread out on predetermined paths each one projecting lights and holograms against the thickening cloud cover. Speakers opened up on the sides of the crystals and the very air reverberated with a "WHOAAOoh!" and the thump of stomping feet.

"C'mon, we gotta go." Alex put the diadem into a preprepared lead-lined box and left the Room of Hidden Things.

They made their way, invisibly, towards the third floor. Alex stifled a laugh as they passed Dumbledore running down the hall with his robes hoisted for speed and flashing a egregious amount of skinny ankle.


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Severus Snape woke as the castle shook from some sort of tremendous roar that knocked dust from the ceiling of his dungeon quarters, a result of his insistence that the elves not enter or clean his personal quarters.

Given the recent incident of the troll, he took no chances in quickly snatching up his wand and pulling on his robes and boots which proved a boon as a phoenix patronus swept into the dark room, illuminating the bed and bookshelves in dim silver light.

"Severus, meet me in the Entrance Hall. Something is happening at Hogsmeade. Be ready."

Severus rolled his eyes at the fading bird which had ruined his night vision and cast a quick lumos to light the way as he left his quarters. He continued to fix he robes into a more presentable position as he strode down the hallway, his steps sure and measured. He paused only at the empty stretch of wall that was the entrance to the Slytherin dorms to cast a detection ward. No one would enter or leave the commons without him knowing, at least for the next few hours.

There were only nine of his snakes that had decided to remain in the castle over the holidays. The most of any of the houses. Two were NEWT students making the best of the near unfettered access to the school's library while the other seven were from homes which made his own abusive childhood look tame in comparison. Bar the occasional family situation where a child's parents where actually busy with business, the students who remained in the castle during the holidays generally fell into those two groups. Older students committing their all to their studies or students who came from troubled homes. He consciously avoided thinking about why Potter's spawn might have remained at school.

He met with the headmaster in the entrance hall along with the other heads of house.

"There has been a disturbance at Hogsmeade, I'm sure you all felt the roar." Dumbledore started as the castle shook again under the bestial sound of a dragon's roar, further emphasising his point. "Two dragons appear to fighting in the sky above the village. Filius, Severus, you are with me as we go to lend aid and contain any damage. Pomona, please see to the students that remain, they were likely roused much as we were. Minerva, you have the castle."

This was the stern and decisive Dumbledore of the last war. Barking orders as if he expected them to be followed promptly and, to be honest, they were.

"Two dragons? Here? How in Merlin's name did they escape from the reserves?" Pomona voiced her disbelief even as she sent off Patronus' of her own to each of the commons.

"I do not know," Dumbledore admitted. "But the last time two dragons battled over a populated area the whole settlement was reduced to ashes. We must be off to give assistance."

With those words he pushed open the doors of the school and swept into the grounds with a twirl of obtusely coloured robes. Severus and Filius were quick to follow on his heels.

Severus calmed himself as they jogged to the school gates and the ward line past which they could apparate. Even now in the distance he could see the sky above the village curiously illuminated with a multitude of colour. But additionally, he could also hear a repeated sound of… shouting? Singing? And thunder?

They reached the ward line and took no pause as they each twisted on the spot with their magic cocooning around them and apparating towards the village with a whipcrack only to arrive to pandemonium.

Severus Snape could only gawk up at the sky as two absolutely enormous Dragons circled the small town. The clouds were shifting between them in shades of purple, pink, blue and green while large glowing animals and magical creatures dove in and out of the clouds in choreographed patterns. But the weirdest thing of all was that the entire sky thrummed with music as a choir of voices called out.

""WHOAAOoh!""

"What madness is this?" Snape bit out.

Dumbledore eyes never left the sceptical of the sky's as he answered. "I… do not know."

""WHOAAOoh!""

Snape glanced around at the other inhabitants of the town who were standing in the street, eyes up and mouths agape. He was about to question Dumbledore more when one of the dragons broke off from its circling to disappear into the clouds only to burst through the centre of the sceptical a second later as the music shifted as the blue dragon, for the first time in living memory, sang.

"Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for.,"

""WHOAAOoh!"" The glowing animals in the sky chorused,

The great beast seemed to land on a giant stone spire that coalesced from starlight in the town centre.

"Been searching in the dark, your sweat soakin' through the floor."

""WHOAAOoh!""


The dragon twisted it's head to stare down at the population of witches and wizards staring up at it in awe.

"And buried in your bones there's an ache that you can't ignore. Takin' your breath, stealing your mind, and all that was real is left behind."

The music shifted its beat as the glowing menagerie started marching in a spiral down towards the village.

"Don't fight it, it's coming for you, runnin' at ya, It's only this moment, don't care what comes after. Your fever dream, can't you see it gettin' closer? Just surrender 'cause you feel the feeling takin' over."

The dragon emphasised each line with a flick of its wing or a rumble of blue flame from its maw as the marching creatures closed in ever closer and the second dragon hovered in the sky in the very centre of the enclosing circle.

"It's fire, it's freedom, it's floodin' open (oh). It's a preacher in the pulpit and your blind devotion (oh). There's something breaking at the brick of every wall, it's holding. All that you know (oh)."

At the word 'fire' the silver dragon filled the sky with flame. The next line had the phoenixes flaming around the town in bursts of spiritual uplifting light and song. The unicorns stomped onto the street with each hoof causing the very walls to shake. Then they all paused to watch the singing dragon and the townsfolk could only stare in turn, for some reason completely unable to act or look away.

"So tell me, do you wanna go?"

Even Severus found himself entrapped by the question.

Everything moved at once as beams of coloured light strobed through the clouds and the entire assortment of mythical creatures began to dance.

"Where it's covered in all the coloured lights, where the runaways are runnin' the night. Impossible comes true, it's takin' over you,"

Then the entire collection joined the verse with a cacophony of voices

""This is the Greates Show!""

So enraptured by the spectacle, Dumbledore didn't even feel when the alarm wards set the third floor triggered in the back of his mind.


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"How sure are you that the distraction is going to work?" Lyn asked as they set up in the mirror room.

It had not been hard to slip past all the defences that were in place. Alex had left a small crystal marble that played a soft lullaby in the first room for Fluffy. Then they had then simply ghosted through the trapdoor and past the devil's snare then again ghosting through the locked door of Flitwick's room, completely ignoring the flying keys. Again, invisible and intangible, they had flown over the chess set McGonagall had set up and through the door beyond. The troll in the next room hadn't even noticed their presence as they passed and in the room of Snape's potions, even though the flames at the doorways detected them and ignited, they had been able to easily glide through them on their innate magical resistances and their inner phoenix affinity to fire.

It was only that the entire gauntlet of challenges was contained with an expanded wizard space that had prevented them from simply ghosting through the walls directly to the last room. But within the space the interior walls had held no obstacle.

"Pretty certain," Alex said as he created thirteen empty picture frames and set them around the Mirror of Erised like a sad thunderdome. "The perks Fascinating to Watch and The Greatest Bear Actor in the World from the bear jump should be enough to keep everyone's attention for a while."

"And we're sure that Two-face will show?" Lyn asked as Alex floated around the empty frames and wrote runes in blood on their edges that triggered their shared Necromancy perk and made her shiver at the sheer malevolence the markings contained.

"Not at all." Alec admitted. "He might not even notice us; in which case we clean up and hold the confrontation at the end of the year as planned. But I would be surprised if he doesn't notice."

Alex inspected his work then washed his hands of blood with conjured water which he then vanished. "Ok, go hide yourself in the corner, if I need help then you know what to do."

Lyn nodded and flew into the corner becoming invisible and intangible while also using shadow magic to hide her magical presence.

Alex held up the diadem and braced himself. His hand became ghostly and wrapped in silvery-black flame and he reached towards the circlet and then into the horcrux itself. He grunted in pain as it felt as if he had just plunged his arm into bucket full of ice. The bitter cold seeming to both freeze and burn at the same time. For the first time, he drew on his Half-Ghost power of Exorcism to forcefully rip the soul fragment from the enchanted crown.

The vile piece of Tom Riddle's soul was pulled out like a particularly gooey piece of gum that clung desperately to the lost diadem. It screamed the whole time. Not with an actual sound but with a scream that was heard on a more spiritual level that was a thousand times more uncomfortable than nails on a chalkboard.

The diadem clattered to the stone floor. In Alex's spectral hand was a black and red worm-like thing of malice and desperation. He ignored the holographic video feed that appeared next to him. The image showing Quirrell screaming while on hands and knees in his quarters as his turban decayed from his scalp revealing a red eyed face that howled in rage.

Alex raised his free hand and spoke words in a dead language that burned his throat and caused the air around him to rapidly chill, creating a sudden wispy fog that that spread out from him in web-like tendrils. The hand not holding the grotesquely mutilated soul fragment blackened and withered, the fingers becoming skeletal claws. Necromantic spells were never pretty.

Still whispering the forgotten tongue of a people forsaken by gods and demons, Alex stretched one claw-like finger towards the horcrux and dug it into the horcrux's pseudo flesh. The whimpering thing screamed again, this time sounding more like a wailing infant than anything else. Alex could only concentrate on the spell he was holding together with Will and Word. His clawed fingers digging deeper and deeper.

Eventually Alex's fingers seemed to grasp onto something within the horcrux and he pulled out a small glowing ball of magic which he inspected momentarily before he crushed it between his fingers. The ball shattered into motes of silvery light that glittered with faint memories and images as the dust fell to the floor and dissolved into nothing. Voldemort didn't know it, but in that moment, he had just forgotten the Quadratic Formula. Alex dug his fingers back into the writing horcrux in search of better memories.


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Voldemort was coaching the idiot professor on methods of sublimating the cleaver and subtle traps that Dumbledore had layered around the third floor. The still had yet to find the key to subverting the guardian beast that was the first challenge. It was lamentable that they simply couldn't kill the creature.

The Cerberus was more than just a deterrent for any nosey students, it also played an inspired part in the ward schemes as the creature's life was tied to a multitude of detection and protection wards. The magical beast acted as both a focus, battery and trigger to a whole array of protective enchantments. Killing the thing would not only alert the entire castle that there was someone making an attempt on the stone, it would also make the subsequent protection that much more powerful. Its death would begin a ritual of empowerment of the following protections yet so long as the creature lived then the secondary ward structures would remain dormant. Should the blasted dog die then the passage towards the stone would be that much harder to traverse. Additionally, the beast's life was tied to no less than thirteen alarm wards.

He could see the parallels the old mage was drawing. Inspired, truly. A sacrificial empowerment that played on his own preference for simply killing any obstacle in his way. He had been fooled once before by such a trap. That Evans girl was such a bright spark. Part of him really did regret having the kill the bitch; she could have been a useful and brilliant follower rivalling his most faithful Bellatrix despite her blood status. Power and brilliance were much more important than blood regardless of what his primary supporters thought. She was also a fine piece of ass. Had Voldemort still had a functioning penis he would have been delighted to have the bitch serving him. Alas, the path of immortality requires the most terrible of sacrifices.

Voldemort had the resist applauding at the sheer gall of the headmaster. To use the same play that had got him before. True, the beast's life was in no comparison to the willing sacrifice of a mother for their spawn yet it was still all the same dark blood magic. For shame, headmaster, blackening your own hands to curse me. Voldemort thought smugly.

His tutoring of the professor was interrupted by sudden, intense agony that rippled through him and, in turn, through the unfortunate professor. It sent the weaker man too his knees but only inflamed the wrath that kept the shade of Voldemort clinging to the land of the living.

Despite not being able to voice the feeling of WRONGNESS that goose bumped his soul he knew that someone had one of his FUCKING HORCRUX! His mind immediately went to the diary, the diadem and the cup yet he quickly ruled out the diary and the cup. The feeling of defilement was strong and much closer than either of those could be. In fact, he could feel the intrusion digging into him like a finger clawing into an open wound and in his mind's eye he caught a vision of a child glaring down at him in a room filled with picture frames and a large ornate mirror. Somehow, he knew the room was in the castle and he could feel the direction of the intrusion coming from the third floor… the floor with the trap and the stone.

'Gah! Quirinus! Get up! We must get to the third floor, NOW!' He had wasted no more time and urged the professor to his feet and towards the source of his defilement.

"Ah ah! Yes, Master." Quirrell panted and rose to his feet.

Not fast enough as Voldemort used pain and agony as his whip to drive Quirrell manically through the halls towards the third floor all the while whispering instruction to the terrified man.

'Someone has taken something that does NOT belong to them. We cannot delay; every moment is precious.' He studiously ignored Quirrell's thoughts on what could be pushing his master so.

'Faster! Faster!' Voldemort pressed.

Quirrell shouldered through the door and immediately cast the killing curse towards the sleeping Cerberus then a blasting curse towards the trapdoor and jumped through. Even though he knew what would happen, Voldemort urged the man forward even as the wave of magic swept through carved grooves in the stones of the tunnel, outpacing their decent.

Quirrell cast a cushioning charm at the stone below them and then had to immediately duck into a roll as he landed on the softened stone as a thorny arm slammed into the place they had just landed.

'Ignis Flagellari!' Voldemort commanded.

Following his master's instruction; Quirrell cast a flame-whip, one of Dumbledores favourite spells, and the fiery spell illuminated the golem composed of stone and thorny vine. The construct threw forward it's arm and its hand; a giant fragment of stone wrapped in thorns, flew towards the timid professor like a druid-spawned morning star flail.

'Duck, down, left, back three steps, duck right.' Voldemort urged Quirrell like he was directing a dance of violence.

Quirrell let his master's instincts guide his body to dodge the attack even knowing that the depth of possession needed would hasten his death. They would need either the stone or unicorn blood after this or Quirrell's body would not last the next three days.

'Attack!'

With a flick of his wand the flame whip flashed and severed the tether of the golem's attack before it could swing the stone at him again.

'HAHA! Splended work, you old fool.' Voldemort complemented the maker of the golem.

Quirrell cursed even as Voldemort laughed at the brilliance of the fucking headmaster. The Killing Curse didn't work on plants, there simply wasn't enough 'soul' to sever from them. It would whither the portion of the plant the spell contacted but unless you were in mortal combat with a shrub the cost of the spell didn't meet the result. This creation of plant and stone was a brilliant defence against any thug that wielded the killing curse like a club.

The golem charged at them and Quirrell had to drop the flame whip to transfigure the stones before him into a sturdy wall or risk being boxed into the corner of the room. The thorn golem slammed into the transfigured barrier and the vines flowed around the stone in an attempt to entangle the wizard behind it. Yet Quirrell used the moment of respite to cast a variant of the flame spell.

'Excellent!' Voldemort encouraged his slave. He might be snivelling coward but the man did at least have a Masters in Defence.

Dracis Fortus was not as powerful as Fiendfire but it was infinitely easier to control. The magical recreation of dragon fire burst out of the professor's wand and engulfed the empowered vine contract in a wave of blistering heat. Quirrell was sweating not just from his proximity to the flame but in controlling the output. While not the near sentient demonic flames of Fiendfire the dragon flames still attempted to spread in all direction, including his own. With a savage cry and twist of his arm Quirrell ceased the burning onslaught and paused to catch his breath.

'Through the door, the bastard keeps digging!' Voldemort mentally growled.

The stones were blackened with soot and glowed cherry-red at their edges and the vines had been reduced to ash. Still, Quirrell could see the runes in the walls glowing with power as they tried to reconstruct the golem from the likely still living roots that had sunk into the floor. He might have preferred to have taken the time to destroy the rune work and prevent the wards from recreating the room's protector but his master was insisting on haste and so he instead ran through the charred door into the next room.

And had to immediate dive to the floor as a giant metal bird swooped at him. Rolling onto his back, Quirrell cast a shield between him and the avian monstrosity. The metallic bird was composed of hundreds of large keys with metal wings that had melded together into the shape of an enormous raven.

The bird flapped its wings and spear-like keys flew from its wings and cracked against the shield. Those keys that missed the professor's glowing shield and embedded themselves deep into the stones around him.

Quirrell stagged to his feet as his master commanded that he 'hurry the fuck up'.

He's not the one dashing and diving around. Voldemort picked up the uncharitable thought and rewarded it with a spike of pain through Quirrell's brain, a reminder of who was the master and who was the slave.

The Raven was charmwork of the highest order but he would still be remiss if he didn't try the simple solution first. He commanded Quirrell to wait for a break between the raven's flapping wings then to drop the shield and cast an overpowered Finite Incantatem.

To both his and his slave's immense surprise the Raven collapsed in a shower of antique keys. He actually thought for moment that the protection was that simple before the keys shivered and divided into two then reformed into two large metallic ravens.

'Of course, it wasn't that fucking simple.' Both his and Quirrell's thoughts echoed each other. Still, he punished the man with more pain for his failure. Appearances did have to be preserved.

'Use direct damaging spells. Take it apart.' Voldemort instructed.

Quirrell cast exploding and blasting curses at the Ravens, each hit knocking off a shower of keys that after a few seconds simply flew back to the Ravens and repaired the damage.

'Charms fail when the charmed object is physically changed to a certain degree.
' The dark lord instructed Quirrell. Regardless of becoming an egomaniacal Dark Lord, Voldemort did originally want to be a teacher and was finding a sort of twisted enjoyment in commanding Quirrell in his actions.

Under his master's direction Quirrell tried transfiguring the displaced keys before they could rejoin the whole and was rewarded when the keys turned to water and splashed inert to the ground.

Charms were a category of spells that affected the properties of an object. Basic charms could affect a singular property such as an object's appearance, weight, temperature, taste, size or position. Such as changing the colour of an apple blue or making it taste like an orange. Despite those changes, the apple remains and apple which is different from transfiguring an apple into an orange at a metaphysical level. As charms advanced the properties that could be affected become more esoteric; such as making an apple dance by changing the animativity — how animate or inanimate a thing is — of an object or changing the universal perception of an object such as with the Fidelius charm.

This meant that charms, all charms, had one fundamental weakness in their composition. If you change the object that has been charmed then you render the charm ineffective. A blue apple transfigured into an orange does not become a blue orange and a smashed apple does not dance. There were measures that could be taken to prevent such changes but they were time consuming and usually involved either layers of charmwork, specific wards or runes.

In practical terms, Flitwick would have had to individually layer weeks of charm work each individual key, erect multiple conflicting wards or engrave runes on each key and hope they didn't interfere with the greater spells animating the entire raven construct. Instead, Flitwick used a more time and energy conservative option of utilising a singular ward in conjunction to a protective rune scheme to protect the greater raven construct while sacrificing the protections of the individual component keys.

What followed was a battle of attrition as Quirrell blasted pieced off each Raven and then quickly transfigured the keys into water. The complete change in form and state of matter being best at breaking the charms on the individual keys.

Ten minutes later, an eternity when casting spells, one Raven was down enough keys to collapse in on itself and the other was damaged enough to reveal a large bronze key at its centre that shone with runes and magic. Eventually a huffing and puffing Quirrell was able to separate the bronze key from the Raven which caused it to finally collapse.

'Keep going!' Voldemort urged his slave onwards. Each moment that passed he could feel that he was losing something, though he knew not what.

Taking up the key Quirrell opened the door to the next room. Beyond was a large chess set taking up most of the room. As the twined pair entered the stone figures all turned towards them and raised their weapons.

'Fuck this!' Voldemort devolved into muggle cursing.

"Fiendfire?" Quirrell asked.

"Fiendfire." The face on the back of Quirrell's head agreed. Speaking out loud for the first time tonight.

The room was engulfed in green demonic fire.

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Alex was getting bored.

So far, he had only found three memories of interest. One of Riddle's memories of a stash of enchanted items. A memory of the rune work involved in the creation of the Dark Mark and a memory of a forbidden ritual Riddle performed that would give the recipient an enhanced sensitivity to magic in exchange for the sacrifice of a muggle child. He wasn't going to actually perform the ritual but he might discover something by examining it. Those memories were kept in prepared glass vials of later examination and secreted away into one of his pockets.

Yet in the time it had taken to find those three memories, he had found forty-seven others which after a quick examination for anything of interest had then been crushed and let slip to the aether. Most of these crushed memories were useless trash such as a dinner meeting between Voldemort and his followers where they discussed long forgotten muggle raids or nights of brooding angst as a younger Voldemort plotted his superiority in darkened rooms. But a few gems such as how to use a can opener or the memory of Riddle learning the toe-nail clipping charm at least gave Alex a moment of mirth.

Why? Because any memory removed from the Horcrux affect the entirety of Voldemort's soul. If he had more time to practice, Alex thought he might even work out how to completely obliviate the Dark Lord's mind. Maybe on the next Horcrux, he still did have the one in his scar.

Still, he wasn't finding enough to make his efforts worthwhile. Practice would make the procedure of extracting memories and knowledge from a horcrux quicker and easier but a quick glance at the floating image of Quirrellmort finishing up his confrontation with Flitwick's Ravens.

Watching Quirrellmort's journey out of the corner of his eye had been hilarious and a little humbling. He didn't know what Voldemort had done to change the various trap rooms into these much deadlier variations but was enjoying watching the dark duo make their way through them. Most of them he and Lyn would have been able to bypass with their ghost abilities.

There were few spells that could affect a spiritual being that the primary defence against such entities was their need for permission to possess anyone or enter a dwelling. A locked door as magically symbolic enough to bar access to most spirits, unless they were clever enough (or maybe just horny enough) to squeeze themselves through the pipework to sneak in. It was great that Alex and his cohort didn't have to play by those rules.

Still, Alex was impressed at the stuttering professor's moves as he ducked, dove and danced around the empowered defences. Alex's perk gifted control of fiendfire would have taken care of all the defences but only a madman would unleash such a potent destructive force within a school filled with chil… oh. They cast fiendfire.

The green flames consumed the animated chess pieces with a voraciousness that scared him and Quirrellmort was able to walk through this unholy inferno to rain fire down on the Security troll in the adjoining room. Alex had experimented with the cursed flames somewhere away from anyone and low in ambient magic, like the dark side of the moon, and even with his Magical Resistance, Heart of Gold, and Dark Lord perks working in concert, Alex had to devote all of his attention to preventing the flames from spreading. The fact that Voldemort was able to control the demonic flames through a dying host with such accuracy while in a magically charged atmosphere spoke of his incredible experience wielding such dark magics.

It was as the possessed professor extinguished the flames and strode into the potions room that Alex realised that he might have messed up in choosing the mirror room as the location for his confrontation with the Voldemort. Runes sprang to life all around the mirror room, along the walls, the ceiling and the pillars and most importantly in circles upon circles around the ornate mirror. Alex prepared himself for whatever dastardly overpowerful trap that Dumbledore had prepared in this, the final place in his trap against a powerful dark wizard.

Light played along the newly appeared runes and focused on the cursed Mirror which sent out a pulse of magic that seemed to scan the area around the mirror. Alex felt his gut drop as he recognised various runes within the complex ward scheme. The inversion rune chain and the advanced conjuration would have some unique effects in conjunction with the enchanted mirror.

If Alex was making this a trap of his own, he would take subvert the mirror's ability to reveal a person's greatest desire to create a magical copy of a person's desires that they would have to fight or perhaps a magical copy of a person's idolised self which would be much more powerful than a direct copy.

Alex felt a pressure against his mental defences and prepared himself for combat, ecto-energy playing down his form, changing his appearance and boosting his defences. He brought forth his animagus form abilities with his Sir Bearington perk; his skin becoming scaled in like a dragon, his blood boiling with the flames of a phoenix, a thunderbird's lightning playing around his temples like a crown, his eyes gleaming malevolently with a basilisk's cursed glare and his very presence radiating the un-life chill of a dementor. He summoned forth his Gem Dagger in his alt hand and wreathed it in ghostly ecto-energy and gripped tight the squirming horcrux in the other. At the same time razor sharp shards of crystal and miniature light-cannons in the form of black crystal orbs coalesced in the air around him in preparation for battle. At his feet flame and shadow writhed, agitatedly edging back and forth like eager attack dogs responding to their master's call. The very air near vibrated with the magic Alex brought up from within himself, the sparks of violet energy drawing the attention of every ghost within the entire castle.

Within the mirror, a warped figure started to appear then abruptly faded away as the magic's of the mirror failed to find purchase within Alex's mind. His Vegetative perk returning the mirrors intrusive probe with a complete absence of thought. Alex could feel the runes scheme's magic lashing out as the mirror's enchantments failed. For a moment he was worried the array would overload as the amount of magic within surged. The amount of power trapped within the runes was enough to blow out the entire third floor of the castle. Thankfully, in that moment, a receptive target stumbled through the flames that separated the room from Snape's challenge.

Quirrell appeared somewhat worse for wear. His robes were singed, his face looked mildly sunburned, the skin raw and red from the reflected heat of his own spell work.

"Remind me to Crucio, Severus once I have regained a physical form." A raspy voice hissed from the back of the professor's head. "A Sudoku potion puzzle is a sick and twisted torture to subject to anyone."

"Yes, Master." Quirrell managed to reply before he was forced to his knees as the surge of magic from the runic circle directed the Mirror's Enchantments upon him fully.

Both master and slave cried out in pain as the mirror raped their mind for their greatest desires and, through the twisted purpose of the runic trap, their greatest regrets.

Alex — and Lyn, from where she hid in the corner — could only watch as Quirrell and Voldemort's psyche was pillaged for the trap's insane purpose. Alex prepared himself for the possibility that he would have to fight both Quirrellmort and some bizarre perfect-form of the Dark Lord brought forth by the mirror's magic.

Blurred figures appeared within the tarnished glass and started walking closer, with each step they became clearer and clearer until they were revealed to be an assortment of people from Quirrell and Voldemort's past.

Alex frowned in confusion as to why these people were dredged up from Tom's soul by the cursed mirror of desire. He gripped tighter his wand and weapon as Lily and James Potter, a pair of red headed male twins, an attractive brunette woman and dozens and dozens of others that blended together behind those striding forth at the front.

The shades of Alex's parents stepped out of the mirror and into reality, followed closely by more of the shades of the dead. Quirrell was already regaining his feet to confront them, his eyes darting between the dangerous looking form of Alex and the incoming hoard of mirror-born shades.

"You didn't need to kill us, you know." The shade of James Potter spoke. It never even glanced at Alex, it's eyes solely on the possessed professor. "You still have time to repent for your sins."

Lily then spoke. She too never even noticed the presence of her son. "The prophecy didn't need to define your actions. We can forgive you for killing us, if only you truly regret your action. It's not too late to find salvation, Tom."

Quirrell remained on guard but his face was a rictus of scepticism and from the back of his head came a wheezing laugh. "Ha, HA, HAHAHAHAHA! This is the fool's attempt to stop me? Me?! The greatest Dark Lord to have ever lived?"

Alex's mind stuttered to a halt. This wasn't a trap; this was a fucking intervention. That sanctimonious, old, fucking windbag! Alex groused, his temper flaring within. Dumbledore was still trying to redeem Tom Riddle, still trying to save the psychopathic murderer! This, his penultimate challenge, was not an epic battle of wills and magic but an attempt to fucking guilt trip the dark lord into repenting. Dumbledore kept trying to save the irredeemable at the cost of the innocent and the action infuriated Alex on a deep and fundamental level. He reacted in the only reasonable way one could: violently.

An intense blast of magic, power and flame surged from Alex as he let his magic and power run wild within the room. The sheer force unleashed caused the shades to flicker and waiver as the runes struggled to hold the spell together.

Quirrell raised his wand in a quick and practiced movement having never let down his guard in the presence of the powerful stranger. Yet this action proved completely fruitless as Alex twisted his head to glare at the man and let his inner basilisk shine through his eyes.

Quirrell was dead before he even knew it. His sudden demise forced the shade of Voldemort from his collapsing form. It twisted in the air above the professor's corpse as malignant black smoke with glowing embers for eyes.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!" The black smoke face of Tom Riddle shouted. There was surprise, incredulity and a small amount of fear in that spectral voice.

Alex didn't even dignify the creature with an answer. He simply held forth the hand that held Voldemort's squirming horcrux and channelled necromantic magic.

""ARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!"" the twin screams of both the horcrux and the main spirit writhed in agony. The shade of Voldemort curling and twisting in on itself, unable to speak, unable to flee and unable to even think through the pain.

This was Lyn's cue to act.

As Alex slowly destroyed the horcrux; Lyn took advantage of Voldemort's inability to move by snatching one of the floating picture frames from the air and tossing it into the swirling maelstrom of black smoke that was the Dark Lord. Alex let the Horcrux die in his hand and channelled his Ghost King magic through the blood runes on the back of the frame. The picture frame burst alight with a swirling violet glow and sucked in the traumatised wraith of Voldemort like dirt dishwater being sucked down the drain.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Voldemort was able to see passed the pain from the destruction of his horcrux for one moment of surprised exclamation. Yet the last syllables of his question were stretched into a comedically long note as if he was falling a long distance as he was sucked into the magical portrait.

In seconds all that was left of the wraith was a floating portrait, the entire surface a slick black except for two glowing red eyes that stared fearfully and hatefully out from the painting.

Around Alex; the shades from the mirror, that had through all of that never ceased in trying to convince the psychopathic Dark Lord to repent his past, faded as their connection with Voldemort was severed.


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In the sole wizarding village of Hogsmeade, hundreds of witches had wizards had congregated. Once the residence had become aware that the dragons in the sky were not about to set the entire village ablaze and were instead some sort of spontaneous entertainment many had reached out to their friends and family who lived elsewhere either by patronus or the floo.

Within minutes, dozens of families had made their way to the sleepy village along with ministry officials, journalists from the Daily Prophet and, hidden in the shadows, the cowled figures of the Unspeakable.

Above them, in the sky, the dragons had performed a number of songs and acts. There had been touching ballads and triumphant orchestral pieces. Though many wondered why the broomsticks had been carrying water. It would be easier to just conjure it. Severus had seemed to like the slow story-like song about some sort of piano man.

At the moment though, Dumbledore was nodding his head to a particularly catchy song and he absolutely adored the visuals that were accompanying it. The entire sky was lit with shades of pink and orange and dragons clad themselves in crystal armour and had somehow grown outrageous and colourful hair designs. The unicorns had grown wings ran through the stars on rainbow bridges. The phoenixes had merged together into one large golden bird that cawed stoically like an eagle.

"The night begins to shine." Dumbledore sang along with the dreamlike vision. "The night begins to shine."

Eventual through, the performance had to come to an end. Dumbledore applauded along with the other spectators as the spectacular magical performance above the village of Hogsmeade drew to a close. The dragons, and he still didn't know how whoever had set this up had created such realistic illusions, took to the air with the multitude of magical and mundane animals and appeared to leave through a burning portal in the sky. Truly, a spectacular trick.

Perhaps they used mirrors somehow, much like muggle magicians?
 Dumbledore pondered to himself. The thought on mirrors triggered his mind to finally take notice of his connection to the wards and the alarm that was currently blaring in the back of his head.

"Severus! We must away to the school!" He cried out, startling the crowd of witches and wizards around him who were happily discussing the fantastical display that had just occurred.

Dumbledore immediately apparated back to the wardline that surrounded the school with his potion's professor hot on his heels.

By the time he had reached the third floor, disabled the ward enhanced protections — Alas, poor Fluffy, we hardly knew ye — and reached the mirror room, there was no one there. Only the corpse of his Defence Professor, the shattered remains of the Mirror of Erised and the lingering stench of powerful dark magic greeted the headmaster's arrival. Most disturbing of all; the Stone glittered in shattered fragments within the mirror glass like drops of blood.

Albus Dumbledore let out a long and tired sigh. What on earth happened here, he didn't know. But now there was no returned Voldemort for him to defeat and there was no Stone for him to extend his own lifespan with.

"It must have been Potter." Severus sneered from behind the old man.

Dumbledore just shook his head. Severus blamed the boy for everything but not even the son of James Potter could have made such a mess of things.

He retreated back to his quarters after clearing up the room and sending the body of Quirrell of the hospital wing. He would have to contact the board of governors about the need of a new Defence professor in the morning. On his slow trek back to his office, he found himself humming to himself.

"The night begins to shine."

Chapter 28: Harry Potter 7

Summary:

I'm not dead.
Just really struggling with work and life commitments.
That and finding the narative voice that i've somehow lost along the way.
This reads more as a collection of short segments rather than a proper chapter but i'm struggling with the ballance between a fast paced jumpchain and the slower paced school experience that streches over years.
Also, I've tried something new with the NSFW scene with trying to make it integrated with the story rather than a cut and past like chunk that just suddenly "Sex Scene." Let me know how you found that because the smut is not a stregnth of mine.

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Chapter 28

Alex sunk lower into the steaming hot water and let the heat permeate through his body. He was in the Room of Requirement which had currently been reconfigured into a replica of his Gem Temple's natural hot spring. The amount of dark magic he had used in his violation of the horcrux and his confrontation with the Dark Lord made him feel filthy. True, his various perks prevented the tainted magic from actually affecting him or tarnishing his soul or anything like that, but it didn't help with the grimy, greasy feeling the spells had left on his skin. The cleansing waters of the recreated bathroom were doing wonders to wash away the memory of that taint.

He released a long-drawn-out sigh as he leant against the moulded walls of the pool and languidly rolled his head to stare at the object sitting on the edge of the pool by his head. The ruby red Philosopher's Stone glinted darkly under the candle light and the shine of the moon through the glass walls.

He picked up the stone, it was composed of odd glass-like surfaces yet with rough edges giving it the appearance of a piece of a larger red crystal that had been shattered and this piece dug out of the centre of the whole.

Alex focused on the alchemical stone and reached out with his magic. The first thing he felt was power. A tremendous amount of magical energy was contained within the red crystal. Focusing on that energy, he opened his mind's eye to see deep within the stone. It was almost blinding. Deep within the red centre was a ring of purest white energy that pulsed with the thum-thump beat of a heart.

Alex stretched forth his senses and felt the flow within the molten ring of magic. Magical energy flowing in a stable circle much like a plasma toroid trapped in a magnetic field. As Alex's mental vision became accustomed to the magical radiance of the ring, he noticed sparks of magic arching around the crystal and being absorbed by the pulsing ring in the centre. Each flash of magic adding to the ring and yet never increasing its size; instead, the magic was compressed into a denser state.

Using his Diamond abilities to gain a sense of the stone's composition, Alex tore his eyes from the ring of pure magic and inspected the make of the stone itself. Mercury, gold, iron and antimony were woven betwixt the hexagonal structures of aluminium oxide in a curious repeating pattern that seemed to subtly shift each time he looked away. In the space between the alchemical metals pinpricks of magic sprung into being and grew into sparks that arced through the crystal lattice, gathering together before being pulled into the centre. Alex's eyes widened as he came to understand what he was sensing. A ritual on a micro-scale. An artificial magical core. An alchemical magic generator. A crystal that generated and stored magic.

Nicholas Flamel had created an artificial magic generator that was capable of producing and compressing an insane amount of magic. Making a logical leap, Alex determined that the process by which both the elixir and the transmutation of base metals to gold was achieved was not actually the intended purpose of the stone. Instead, the Elixir of life and the high energy transmutations were byproducts of the stone expelling excess energy once it had reached the maximum compression of magic that the crystal structure could contain.

With a thought, Alex held out the hand not holding the stone and concentrated. Above his palm a small fleck of red grew from nothingness as he pushed his Diamond crystal creation abilities to replicate the stone. The small grain grew slowly as Alex had to nudge each exotic element into place against the natural structure of ruby base. Each alchemical element had to be precisely placed to the very atomic structure of the stone's crystal lattice as each alchemical element acted as brush-stroke forming the micro ritual space within the stone's core. By the time that the grain of ruby sand had grown to the size and shape of a smooth sparrow's egg, Alex was left panting from the sheer mental focus involved.

Alex wiped the sweat from his brow and inspected the recreation of the Philosopher's stone only to find it cold and dead in his hand. A murky red gem of impure ruby with not a single spark of magic within. Not one to give up. Alex reaching out again with his magic to probe the new crystal for any trace of magic and gasped as the power was pulled from him violently. His tendril of magic had been caught within the structure of the crystal and yanked hard. That small thread pulling a much larger amount of magic from him and had his reserves not been ridiculously large due to his assorted perks, then the amount extracted from his core could very well have killed a regular witch or wizard.

Even then, Alex was left aching from the sheer volume of magic that was pulled from him in such a short amount of time but was still able to watch as the magic flowed through the stone and compressed into a point in the centre. Much a like a spark igniting a much larger fire, the point of magic pulsed like a heartbeat and the alchemical pattern within the stone shifted ever so slightly. For a moment there was nothing and then small sparks of a magic were born within the stones ritual space and flowed into the centre which pulsed and expanded with each spark until it grew into a slowly revolving ring of magic.

Alex smiled. He had just reproduced the philosopher's stone albeit without years of tedious study of alchemy. Cheat abilities were cheat.

"You're looking very pleased with yourself."

Alex let out a squeak of surprise as he was informed that he was not alone.

Lounging in the water across from him, the shade of Myrtle Warren smiled coyly at him as she appeared to relax in the warm waters. Her attempt to appear alluring though was undercut by the fact that she was still wearing her outdated Hogwarts robes while in the bath.

Alex flexed his ghost king powers and verified that Moaning Myrtle was the only spirit in the room, though he did feel another notice his pulse of ecto-energy and start in their direction. He couldn't help but smirk at the way the bespeckled ghost shivered and blushed with his outpouring of energy.

"I am pleased with myself." Alex told the dead girl. "I've made a lot of progress tonight."

Myrtle nodded and adjusted the spectral glasses on her face and Alex didn't miss the way her eyes flicked to the water where the lack of bubbles failed to hide his nudity. She blushed again and Alex was surprised to note that she was actually quite cute. Large eyes, a smattering of freckles across her nose and long hair pulled into twin-tails on either side of her head. Moaning Myrtle only looked a little bit like the actress Shirley Henderson if you squinted. She had a touch of Velma Dinkley about her if the animated character had kept her hair up in pigtails: nerdy and cute.

"So, what are you doing here, Myrtle?" Alex asked.

"You know my name?" Myrtle asked, her eyes wide with surprise, ignoring his question.

Alex nodded. "I know your name. I know how you died and I know about Tom."

Myrtle had been looking progressively more pleased as Alex spoke until Tom's name was mention. It was interesting to see an already pale ghost become even more so.

"You know about Tom?" She asked with in a timid voice.

"The dickhead who killed you and then went on to become a dark lord all because he was whiney sod who never got over his mommy-and-daddy-issues? Yeah, I know about him. Trapped part of his soul in a magic portrait not two hours ago." Alex didn't fear Myrtle spreading that around. As a ghost she would listen to his orders if he phrased them through his abilities.

Myrtle was stunned to silence for a moment before she gave a wide grin. "You captured Tom? You captured my murderer?"

Alex nodded. "Plan to kill him or worse once I gather all the pieces of himself that he's left around."

The young dead woman launched herself at him and Alex near whimpered as she hugged herself against him. Her form was a direct contrast to the steaming waters as if he had decided to rub up against a block of ice while in the bath. He immediately tapped into his Ghost King abilities bringing violet flames to his eyes and Myrtle's cold and spectral form rippled into a much more comfortably cool and semi-solid form within his aura.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you." The dead teenager said over and over again as she pressed her face into bare chest, like a cat marking their owner.

"My Lord. Does this harlot disturb you?" An acerbic voice cut through Myrtle's gratitude.

Alex rolled his head back to stare up at the shade of Helena Ravenclaw as she stood behind him at the edge of the pool.

"No, I'm fine. She's just a little overwhelmed from finding out that Tom has been captured."

Helena's stern looks softened just a little and she turned pensive. "I too was gladdened at his fall. He was once a sweet and charming boy yet he turned out to be so rotten at the core." The Grey lady shook her head and smiled down at him her eyes flicking between him and the teen ghost in his arms. "I have not yet thanked my Lord for cleansing of the dark lord's taint from my mother's crown." She smirked.

Alex raised a brow as Helena undid the lacings of her dress and allowed the spiritual fabric to fall and pool at her feet. Such an action would have been impossible just days ago, as a ghost she was immutable, eternally unchangeable, a spiritual moment captured at the point of death. Yet the combination of Alex's control over the ghosts around him and the more freeform nature of ghosts from the Danny Phantom world that he impressed on the spirits around him allowed her to disrobe for the first time in near a thousand years and bare herself to him.

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Helena was quite an attractive woman when she was alive and death had not changed that. She embodied much of the beauty standards of England's nobility. Tall, slim and willowy with pert breasts that were just more than a handful. Her hips were somewhat narrow yet her slender legs were definitely shapely enough from where Alex was looking up at her. Her womanhood was decorated with a small patch of dark hair that was neatly trimmed; magic had meant that personal grooming was adopted much earlier in the magical communities. Smooth skin felt pleasant and a simple spell was all that was needed to remove unwanted body hair.

It was actually strange that muggle fairly tails often presented witches as ugly or wart-ridden or such. With spells and potions for cleaning and straitening teeth, freshening the body, removing lice or smells and preventing acne: witches and wizards of the past maintained a standard of personal hygiene and beauty much greater than even muggle nobility ever could.

Myrtle yelped and dove off of Alex's lap as his body reacted to Helena's beauty. Her face was blushing furiously when she re-emerged from the bath water. Helena smirked at both of their reactions; the appreciative and the nervous.

Instead of simply joining Alex in the pool, Helena instead stepped up behind Alex and seated herself on the pools edge with Alex's head trapped between her thighs. Simply leaning back slightly pressed the back of his head against her sex.

"Let me oil your hair, my Lord." Helena purred.

A bottle of scented hair potion floated into the grasp of the 11th century witch. She squeezed a small amount of the potion into her hand and lathered them together then proceeded to massage his scalp, her long cool fingers elicited a tired groan from the young wizard.

Alex shivered in pleasure and leant back into her touch, luxuriating in the contrast of her cool ghostly flesh and the warmth of the bath waters. He nearly let out a surprised yelp as her slender feet, which had been stretched out into the waters before him, lowered and made contact with his erection.

It was a decidedly odd contrast. Her ghostly flesh was so much cooler than the hot waters yet not the ice cold of regular spirits of this world.

Slowly she stroked his member between her feet, the movement also rocking her soft thighs on either side of his neck. As most men would tell you, there was something oddly satisfying about having your head sandwiched between a woman's thighs and Alex relaxed into the dual sensation of the scalp massage and the footjob.

A soft moan diverted his attention to the younger ghost currently sharing the bath.

Myrtle was a sight. Floating in such a way as to appear as kneeling on the surface of the water the teen ghost had hiked her robes up around her waist and was slowly rubbing herself over her panties while staring longingly through the water at Alex and Helena; or more precisely at where Helena's toes were scrunched around the head of his penis as she rubbed the sole of her foot along its length and against the back of her other foot.

Alex flared his Ghost King aura and smiled as both Helena and Myrtle reacted. Helena pausing the attentions of her hands and feet and her thighs tightened around him and she shuddered as she achieved a micro-orgasm. Myrtle also gasping as the energy passed through her, giving her more colour and (apparently) more physical sensation.

"Is this what you do with your afterlife, Myrtle?" Alex asked. "Spy on young students while they bath?"

Myrtle flushed yet did not deny Alex's accusation, if anything her hand moments sped up.

"What a dirty girl you are. Why, such a dirty voyeur needs to be punished."

Alex reached out with a combination of his Ghost King abilities and telekinesis, the mixed powers merging together as ghostly tendrils that stretched out from his aura.

Myrtle eyed them with a hint of trepidation as they reach her and caressed her spectral form like chill fingers. They grasped as her robes and pulled them aside leaving her bare, chest heaving in excitement and fear and lust.

Alex was pleasantly surprised at Myrtle's nude form. Where Helena was tall and willowy; Myrtle was plump and squat. Large round breasts and wide hips, thick full thighs and just the slightest hint of a bulge at the belly. Myrtle had been hiding the fact that she was an incredibly breedable short-stack beneath her school robes.

His eyes seemed to trigger Myrtle's shame as she attempted to hide her breasts and sex from his gaze, her knees pressed together, her thighs running with need and embarrassment. Her face was downcast.

Alex had a sudden moment of insight into Myrtle's bullied past. Where most men would see her as fertile, the mean-spirited teen girls of her past would have called her fat. Myrtle had been young girl who had matured a little sooner than her peers and in ways that invoked jealousy and spite.

Despite the brief pause from Helena, she quickly resumed her actions and Alex moaned as her feet stoked him again.

Myrtle's head snapped back up, her eyes meeting his as he took in her form appreciatively.

"She is a fertile and lusty wench; is she not, my Lord?" Helena stage whispered. "See how, despite her shame, she still wiggles her hips for you."

Even embarrassed as she was, Helena's taunt affected the young teen ghost as she ground her pussy into the hand covering her modesty. Myrtle's face might be bright red but her panting breaths betrayed her excitement.

Alex used his telekinesis to force apart the girls clenched knees showing them all how her fingers were buried in her snatch. "Show us, Myrtle. Sho us what a dirty little girl you are."

Myrtle spread her legs and fucked herself with her fingers, as she watched Helena stroke Alex with her feet. She hadn't felt this alive since... well, ever. She hadn't felt this alive even when she had been alive herself.

There was something just so embarrassingly delicious about masturbating in front of the young Gryffindor. How her mother would have scolded her so; shamelessly pleasuring herself for a first year. Olive Hornby had been right; she was a slut.

Alex was quickly reaching his limit as Helena stroked him and he watched the surprisingly thick Myrtle jill herself. He leaned his head back as his body tensed and felt the muted heat of her sex against his neck and hummed in appreciation as he ejaculated.

"Quickly child!" Helena hissed, much to his confusion until he felt a sudden coolness engulf his cock. Myrtle had dived into the water at Helena's urging and taken his member into her mouth as he came. He shivered at the sudden chill; Myrtle was still colder than Helena. Yet as the shiver ran up his spine with the shudder of pleasure from his own orgasm, Alex felt his ghostly powers flex. Energy gathered in his gut and pressed through his penis and down Myrtle's gulping throat.

His seed would have passed right through an ordinary ghost but Myrtle has been somewhat enhanced in his presence and swallowed the load. Her form rippled as the essence of life mixed within her and she, much like Helena before her, gained that something extra.

Alex reached out and ran his hands through her hair as she continued to suckle on his cock in an attempt to consume every last drop. He watched as she gained colour and substance, felt as she warmed ever so slightly and tried not to lo laugh as she suddenly pulled herself off of him with a strangled gasping cough as she breathed for the first time in fifty years.

"T-that's not funny." She coughed at him and glared, looking much like a drowned kitten as the water actually clung to her this time.

Alex smirked. "You're right and I'm sorry."

"Surely it seemed more fun than a bloodied kiss." Helena added with a hint of jealousy.

Myrtle tried to keep glaring but was distracted by her new existence. Like Helena, she was not resurrected but instead transformed into a ghost-like being similar to those from the Danny Phantom universe. A spirit who could interact with the physical world at will while still maintaining their ghostly abilities.

Alex pulled her nude form into his lap and relished in the softness of her ass against his returning erection.

"Ready for round two?" he asked as his hand snaked between her legs and traced between her plump lower lips.

"Oi! Don't forget about me!" Helena pouted as she entered the water and pressed herself up against Alex's side.

Alex smirked. "Don't worry, we've got all night."

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Students returned from their Christmas break in high spirits. Throughout the return feast all anyone seemed to be talking about was the strange yet entertaining show that occurred in Hogsmeade the night before. Many of the pureblood students, who had been able to watch at least some of the event in person, were not so quietly rubbing the noses of the muggleborn and halfblood students into the fact that they had been unable to be present for any of the strange and magical event.

"I wish I had been able to see it." Hermione complained for the sixth or seventh time.

Ron spoke through, not around but through, a mouthful of potatoes to comment. "It t'was bloo'y brill'ant, it t'was." He preened and thankfully swallowed. "Da' was called in with the ministry and then sent for mum and the rest of the family. We didn't see the beginning but we caught the end."

"Ron, please for the love of all that is good and right with the world, would you please swallow before starting to talk." Gred leant over to chastise their more uncouth brother.

Feorge though, picked up where Ron had left the conversation. "It was pretty great though. Wish I knew how they did what they did, we could use some of those ideas for our products."

"How did they do what they did?" Hermione mused aloud. "Illusion magic is notoriously finicky without a something to anchor the magic on and from what I've heard it would take multiple wizards casting in concert to pull of as many transfigurations and animations as was described."

Alex shook his head as he cut into his roast beef. "Don't look at me, I didn't even get to see it being trapped in the castle an all the whole time." Alex echoed a common complaint from the students who had been in the castle at the time of the show. Those students had only been able to see some flashing lights over the forest and hear the deep roars of the dragons and the faint melody of distant music during the whole thing. None of the teachers had thought to fetch the students when I became apparent that there was no danger but realistically that was understandable.

Thankfully though for those that missed the event the night before; Alice and Lapis had them covered. High in the rafters behind the illusion of the night sky that was the ceiling of the Great Hall, a small but sophisticated Gem robonoid floated.

The spherical crystal robot split along hidden seams and broke into five pieces, four of which floated to each corner of the ceiling while the largest piece stayed in the centre. At an unseen signal from the two girls below the device triggered its projectors.

Above the sea of students, the sparkling stars of the night sky dimmed as the sound of drumrolls reverberated around the stone hall. Students looked up in surprise as large words were projected into the air above them forming a strange tower of lettering that read: '20th​ Century Marauders.' Muggleborn and half-bloods giggled as they recognised the lettering and the fanfare of trumpets that accompanied it.

The words faded to be replaced with simple text that spelt out the words: 'Welcome to The Greatest Show,' and then those too faded as the sound of music and the flight of dragons appeared on before the enchanted ceiling.

Alex snorted and caught the eyes of Alice and Lapis who were grinning maniacally amongst the other Slytherins who were all staring up at the projection in awe or who were pointing out parts of the show to their peers. The entire hall had devolved into near silence as the student population were entranced by what was by all accounts a very advanced movie projection. Only the Professors seemed to be immune from the enrapturing display as Dumbledore, Flitwick and McGonagall all waved their wands in an attempt to discern the spells and enchantments at work.

Alex wished them luck as the whole thing was entirely produced by advanced yet mundane technology. Glancing next to him at Hermione and seeing the shinning wonder in her eyes as she stared upwards Alex had to revise his prior thought. The method of the presentation may be mundane but the effect was certainly magical.


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The rest of the year was tame in comparison to the returning feast. Dumbledore and the staff had not discovered the method by which Alice and Lapis had repurposed the enchanted ceiling and the old headmaster had seemed quite miffed about that as he asked for anyone with information to come forward. In contrast Flitwick seemed quite excited as he admitted he had no idea what charms the pranksters had used and made his own plea for information while promising extra credit to the orchestrators. McGonagall took it all in stride and betrayed nothing even if she did sometime seem to be keeping an extra eye on Harry and the Weasley twins. Likely she recognised the name 'Marauders' when it was used. Snape too may have recognised the term and he responded with increased sneers and vitriol to any unfortunate Gryffindor that crossed his path. He might have also suspected Harry yet his enforced distance from him meant that Alex didn't need to suffer any increased animosity from the greasy potion's professor.

McGonagall finally came through with her promised tutor and so it was that Alex got to meet Andromeda Tonks much earlier than expected.

"Potions are an exacting magic that rewards patience, persistence and precision over raw power." The attractive older witch explained to Alex during his first delayed potions class. Her stiff demeanour was then tempered with a small yet fond smirk. "These could be referred to as the three P's of Potions."

Andromeda, like most other witches, appeared a good decade or so younger than she actually was. With her long and thick black hair and her typical Black family aristocratic good looks; Alex could see the resemblance between her and her incarcerated sister Bellatrix. Though Andromeda's eyes held a stern warmth that Bellatrix's eyes lacked in favour for bright and deranged fanaticism.

"The three P's?" Alex asked.

The older witch nodded. "A term your mother used that I picked up."

Alex's eyes widened; he hadn't known that the two were close. "You knew my mother?"

Andromeda motioned for Alex to keep dicing the rhubarb leaves that were to become the base of a hangover potion of all things. Clearly Andromeda had a different curriculum in mind that deviated from the regular potion's class. Still, she did answer his question once his hands returned to their task.

"We didn't really know each other while at school seeing as I was just starting my sixth year when she was a first year. But during her later years at Hogwarts, when she started dating your father, we became much closer due to his friendship with my younger cousin Sirius." She spoke with fondness.

"What was she like?"

Andromeda gave a small smile. "Proud. Feisty. Your mother had a core of iron in her."

Alex grinned hearing these words. Despite not truly being Harry Potter in spirit, the methods Seraphina used to insert them into the various reality did seem to have a certain bleed of emotions to it. He felt a strange and poignant connection to the mother he never met and was glad that he would be returning her to the realms of the living come the summer holidays.

"She had a deft hand at potions and charms and would have made quite a splash in the potioneering circles if her ideas of combining the two had borne fruit during her Mastery."

Andromeda continued telling Alex stories of Lily while also showing him how to properly mix the diced rhubarb leaves with spring water, honey and milk. The hangover cure potion that he was being instructed to make didn't require any overly magical ingredients at all, instead pulling on the brewer's magic and the trace amount of magics within the more mundane ingredients. Having looked over the next few recipes that Andromeda had listed for the upcoming classes, Alex could see a pattern of beginning with these less volatile potions while learning the proper methods of chopping, stirring, cutting, peeling and grinding. Hangover cure elixirs, stomach settling drafts, fever reducing concoctions, contraceptive tinctures and brewed teas for menstrual cramps an

Hedge magic Alex realised. These recipes were not the work or master potioneers pushing the boundaries of their craft but the tried-and-true potions of generations of witches from a time before wand magic. These were the potions from which a hedge witch got their moniker; potions crafted from the herbs and plants grown among the hedges of a witches garden.

Not only were all these potions invaluable in their everyday application, they were cheap, easy and most importantly without danger of blowing up if brewed incorrectly. Honestly it didn't make sense to start novices to the art of potion brewing with brews that would violently explode should the ingredients be added in the wrong order or at the wrong temperature. Why Snape would subject each class to such a danger when these much safer (and cheaper) recipes existed; Alex did not know.

"And my father?" Alex asked.

"A scoundrel and a flirt." Andromeda immediately responded.

"Really?" Alex asked with a blank stare while stirring the potion in precise amounts of three stirs clockwise and one stir windershins with an odd half-stir star shape in between.

Andromeda huffed. "Well, I might be somewhat prejudiced but he did keep flirting even after I was a married woman. He and Sirius both were consummate reprobates." Her words might have been harsh but her tone was one of nostalgic warmth.

"Sirius was your cousin, right?"

"He is, he was a such a good boy even with his penchant for pranks and womanising." Andromeda sadly shook her head. "I don't know what happened for him to turn out like he did."

Alex stretched out his magical senses, exploring the room for any traces of eavesdropping spells or hidden portraits through which the headmaster could be listening in. Finding nothing he decided to broach a delicate subject with the older witch.

"He was also supposedly my godfather yet supposedly betrayed my family to the dark lord."

Andromeda nodded sadly. "Like myself he always said he wanted nothing to do with dark prejudices of our family. I know something happened, I can't believe he could betray your father like he did, James was like a brother to him."

"He didn't." Alex admitted.

Andromeda turned sharp eyes to him. "Didn't what?"

"Betray my family." Alex revealed. "Peter Pettigrew was the secret keeper, not Sirius, it was all supposed to be a misdirection where everyone thought that Sirius was the Keeper but this just allowed the true traitor to set Sirius up for both the betrayal and killing the crowd of muggles." Alex explained as he decanted the hangover potion into the prepared glass vials.

His arm was grabbed in a surprisingly strong grip causing him to look up from his work and meet the eyes of his tutor.

"Tell me everything."

⦖⋄⦕


Fred Weasley carefully carved a set of runes into the underside of the Slytherin table in the great hall as George was on watch duty.

"McGee's in still in her office. Filch is cleaning up that mess on the fifth floor — we'll have to resupply Peeves with more dungbombs soon — Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw prefects are… huh." George droned as he kept careful watch on the map projected from the gifted marauder's timepiece. Watch duty, get it?

Fred paused in his carving. "The Badger and Raven prefects are what? Coming this way? Reporting to a professor? Killing a firstie? What? What are they doing?"

"Making out in a broom closet." George replied.

"Sandra Witshike and Damien Carlson?" Fred asked as he tried to picture the curvy female fifth-year Puff and the tall male sixth-year Raven prefects.

"Nah, Sandra must have swapped shifts with her counterpart. It's Nathan Boyd and Damien in the closet together."

Ahh, that made much more sense. "Huh, good for them." Fred returned to carving the simple rune sequence.

The use of runes in their pranks had been increasing throughout the year. Part of it was that Fred was taking the class while George focused on Arithmancy. By dividing the electives between the two of them they reconned that they would get the most out of their education and contribute to opening their future joke shop together. The other part was their continued correspondence with the son of the Marauders: Spook.

The watches they had been given had somehow updated themselves a few months ago and gained a 'message' function through which they had maintained contact with Spook. Spook had acted a great sounding board for future prank and joke ideas and was incredibly helpful with providing unique and fun rune schemes for use in their pranks. It was also further proof of their guess that Spook was really Harry Potter as the firstie had already made something of a name for himself as being a bit of a prodigy in Runes without having even taken the class. Though, if the rumour mill was anything to go by, he was getting 'personal' lessons with the young and attractive Professor Babbling. Lucky bastard.

Speaking of Harry. "So, you still think Harry was somehow behind the Greatest Show?" Fred asked, referencing what the school and the papers had started calling the Hogsmeade show.

"Twentieth Century Marauder's Presents." George quoted the viewing that occurred in the great hall on the first day back from holidays.

"Yeah. Long odds on that not being Spook and given that Spook is likely Harry…"

"I think we should try and partner up before we graduate. That sort advertising and imagination would be hell of a boon when we open shop."

"That and Harry seems like an alright bloke from what we've seen so far. Sneaky though."

"Sneaky?" George asked.

Fred nodded even though George wouldn't be able to see him under the table. "Didn't you notice that the Cerberus is gone from the third floor and the trapdoor has been removed?"

"What? No!? And why do you think that was Harry?"

"One. He was one of the few students still in the castle over the holiday." Fred listed. "Two. He's mentioned a few times on the watch that setting off a distraction elsewhere is a great way to cover tracks and the 'Greatest Show' would have made the perfect distraction to working out the puzzles. Especially McGee's."

George shivered at the memory of trying to play past McGonagall's animated chess set. Getting past Hagrid's Pup, Sprouts Japanese wet dream — and screw you Cho Chang for exposing the Ravenclaw's to that piece of cultural heritage — and Flitwick's ultra-fun quidditch tryout was easy compared to the McGee's abomination. They had almost considered asking Ron for help if they hadn't succeeded by their next attempt.

"And Three. He's Harry Fucking Potter."

George couldn't argue with that logic. "When did you even have time to look anyway?" George asked.

"Went had had a gander while you were having fun with Angelina." And you could hear the leer in his voice.

George huffed and rolled his eyes. "Not my fault that I'm the better-looking twin. And what happened with your date with Alicia?"

"Postponed to next weekend." Fred said with just a hint of annoyance. "Some Snake spoiled her cauldron in potions while they were brewing a blood-replenishing potion and caused it to erupt; the resulting mixture gave her a blood-nose that took Pomfrey the whole night to fix as it kept coming back."

"Hence why you wanted to hit the Snakes tonight." George reasoned. "Alicia's Ok though, right?"

"She's fine. The spoiled potion still sorta worked as it replenished the same amount of blood as she lost from the nosebleed."

"Huh… did she happen to remember what stage she was at when it was sabotaged?"

"Yep." Fred popped the 'P.' "And I've narrowed down the list of possible contaminants. With a bit of work, we should be able to refine it into something usable."

"Nice."

"Alright, I'm done here." Fred said as he finished off the last rune cluster.

"Sweet. And the trigger word is set?"

"Of course." Fred extended a hand up to his brother.

"Then let's get back to bed." George took Fred's hand and pulled him to his feet. "And maybe let Harry know to pull his lady Snakes to our table for breakfast?"

"Good idea." Fred brushed the dust from his robes.

The next morning found Alice and Lapis pulled to the Gryffindor table by Alex to share breakfast with himself and Hermione. This meant that they were thankfully excluded from the prank as it went down. It started with a couple of seventh-years but quickly spread among the rest of the house. Periodically, for no apparent reason at all, Slytherin student's faces were suddenly drawn with rapid force into the solid wood table or their plates of breakfast. The general buzz of conversation around the hall was marred with the sudden 'THUNK' and subsequent curses of the students as their faces were slammed into the table.

After the first few green clad students had to either be walked to the hospital wing for either the resultant blood noses or concussions, Snape had descended on the table with fury in his eyes and had personally checked the food for any signs of compulsion potions or tampering. It took over an hour for him to inspect the table itself and find the runes that described the localised summoning charm that summoned the student's faces directly into the hard wood table, repeatedly. It took a little under that for the students themselves to realise the trigger-word that activated the rune clusters. For just that day, and for at least a week following, Slytherin students avoided saying the word 'mudblood' even in the privacy of their own house.

Alex couldn't resist tipping his goblet of juice to the twins for a prank well done.


⦖⋄⦕


"You'll write, won't you?" Hermione asked from within his arms.

Alex resisted the urge to roll his eyes; he had already confirmed their plans for the summer. "I'll write but I'll also see you in person. No way am I going a whole three months without a hug."

The young bushy haired girl squeezed him even tighter before releasing him and taking up her trunk.

"Hermione!" A woman's call rose above the mayhem that was the train platform crowded with reuniting families.

Hermione broke out a wide and happy smile as she waved down the approaching woman. "Mum!"

The two united in a tight embrace that left Alex standing awkwardly nearby. It got even worse when he was soon joined by a tall middle-aged man with the look of a nerdy college professor; tweed and all.

"You must be Harry." The man said as he proffered his hand.

Alex took the hand and was thankful that Hermione's father — and who else could it have been — didn't try to crush his hand due to some sort of overprotective machismo.

"Harry, Harry Potter. You must be Dr. Daniel Granger. Hermione's mentioned both you and her mother."

"Dr. Emmaline Granger. A pleasure to meet you." Hermione's mother commented over the top of her daughter's head. "You can call me Emma."

Alex almost felt uncomfortable with the way she eyed him up and down with a knowing smirk on her face. What on earth had Hermione been telling her?

"Just Dan to my daughter's friends, please." Dan said affably. "Would love to stay and get to know, my dear lad, but we must be off if we're to make out flight."

Alex nodded. "France, right? Hermione's been so existed since she found out."

"When we get back, we must spend some time together. At least as a thank you for lending us your beautiful owl to write Hermione." Emma said as she and Hermione finally released each other.

Hedwig preened from within her cage and gave Alex a reproving stare that told him he had neither shown her the proper amount of respect nor an adequate amount of work.

Alex just accepted her thanks with a smile. "Hedwig enjoys the exercise and I'm afraid I just don't have enough letters for her myself. Letting Hermione use her to correspond with her family was the least I could do."

Emma returned the smile and Dan nodded along happily though he turned to Hermione and gave her one of those odd half-hugs that were common from fathers. An expression that he loved and cared but also struggled to properly show the affection physically. Hermione obviously got her penchant for physical affection from her mother. "C'mon, Dears. The cab's waiting on the street." He turned to go.

"Coming Dad." Hermione responded, yet before she followed, she grabbed Alex into one last hug and surprised him with a chaste kiss on the cheek before she grabbed her trunk to follow. Her face burning red as she walked quickly after her father.

Dan might not have noticed the kiss but Emma certainly did and her knowing smirk only increased as she winked at him and followed after her husband and daughter.

Alex stood for a moment with his hand on his cheeks and a silly smile on his face before he too took up his trunk to leave. Looking around he didn't see anyone paying him too much attention though he did notice Mrs Weasley occationally glancing at the portal back to the muggle side of the station every now and then. Likely under orders to keep an eye on him. He did catch the eye of Ginny — read Lyn — who grinned at him and then promptly distracted the Weasley matriarch and allowing him the opportunity to slip through the portal without anyone of import noticing him.

Once on the muggle side of things Alex was able to slip away into a public bathroom where he could teleport away without notice.

"Welcome back."

Lyn greeted him as he appeared in his headmaster's suite in the Luna Academy.

"I left a clone with the Weasleys." Lyn answered the unasked question.

"Right. That makes sense." Alex nodded as he let Hedwig out of her cage and opened the window for her to explore the modified lunar landscape. "Remember, no flying beyond the force field or you'll die. I'm not kidding, Hedwig."

The owl rolled her large amber eyes at him and took flight causing Alex to shake his head.

"Where's Sirius?" Alex asked

Lyn giggled. "Probably off playing doctor with the doctor."

"It's nice that he's getting on with Azalea."

"You mean getting IT on." Lyn wiggled her eyebrows at him.

Alex conjured a rolled-up newspaper and bonked her lightly on the head with it. "Bad. Bad horny. Save it for tonight." Alex leant and kissed the top of her head where he had tapped her with the paper. "I've missed you."

Lyn smirked. "Missed you too."

"Now, I'm going to go find our discerptible dog. I've a letter for him."

"Andy?" Lyn asked and Alex nodded in confirmation.

Alex had been passing letters back and forth between the two through portals to facilitate their communication. He wished he could just give them both P-comms but it wasn't yet time to reveal that capability yet. All Andromeda knew was that Sirius was somehow out of Azkaban, safe and surprisingly happy.

"Before you go: Operation Starbomb is ready for deployment." Lyn said as he was about to leave the room.

Looking back at her he nodded. "Proceed with the operation then."

"Sweet!" Lyn grinned and hurried passed him to reach the central control.

Alex shook his head as he watched her dash off. "This should be fun."

As he walked down the hall towards the rooms set aside for his Godfather, he pulled a rough, blood-red stone from his P-comm and ran his fingers along the familiar planes and groves of the crystal. It was almost ready.

⦖⋄⦕


That night, a few things happened at once.

Across the globe thousands were amazed by the sheer amount of shooting stars that streaked across the night sky. Astronomers were left flummoxed as they couldn't discern the reason for the sudden display. Centaurs though looked up and spoke of great change coming.

In a well-appointed private study, a blond man sipped a glass of Cointreau and ice and studied the black leather journal sitting on the desk before him.

In cozy loungeroom, a young muggleborn witch settled onto the couch with her mother to marathon the missed episodes of Doctor Who that her mother had recorded for her during the school year.

In a room specifically designed to recreate the Gryffindor common room, a recovering un-incarcerated man quilled a reply to the only relative he cared to talk to while trading quips with a young woman with startling pink hair.

In large bedroom and on a ridiculously oversized bed, four interdimensional travellers made love while paying special attention to the one who had not been with them for most of the year.

And as night fell, across the globe, hundreds of muggleborn, squibs and hedgewitches were startled as, in a moment when they were alone or with trustworthy parents, a star fell from the sky and sought them out. Passing through wards and windows and walls, a bright white gem fell from the skies and floated before each chosen recipient. Each glowing white gem opened like a blooming rose and projected the same feminine face of a Pearl with luminous white eyes and hair. Then she smiled and spoke:

[The Luna Academy of Magic and Enchantment

is pleased to inform you that you have been selected as a potential student

to be taught in the arts of Magic most Extraordinaire.

My name is Margarita, deputy Headmistress of the Luna Academy, and am able to answer any and all questions.]


Lastly, in a small provincial French village, a young girl knocked on the door to a quaint single storied cottage. The knock was answered wearily as the location, nay the very ability to perceive the dwelling was a magically kept secret.

She smiled at the man and woman who opened the door.

"Hello Mum. Hello Dad." She grinned at the two with mischief glinting in her ruby red eyes. "My name's Sophia. It's a pleasure to finally meet you."

Chapter 29: Harry Potter 7

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Chapter 29

Minerva McGonagall was not a blood purist. Most certainly not.

For one, she was deputy head mistress of Hogwarts under Albus too-many-names Dumbledore, the Leader of the Light. One did not gain such a position under such a revered guiding light within the magical world while holding such archaic and prejudiced opinions.

Two, she was a half-blood herself. Her father had been a muggle and he had always been serious yet caring man. It was only her mother's attempt at hiding the fact that she was a witch before and for some time after their marriage that had marred her parent's relationship. Once her father had found out that her had married a witch he had immediately accepted both his wife and child being magical. And while the trust within their marriage had been strained for some years following, they did eventually reconcile.

No. Growing up, her father had been an exemplary example of what a muggle could be. Caring, accepting, open-minded and loving. She missed both her parents dearly. Both had been caught in one of You-Know-Who's earlier attacks on mixed families. Though, she doubted anyone truly got over losing their parents no matter what age it occurs.

Minerva McGonagall was not a Blood Purist. She did not hate muggles. But… she didn't particularly like muggles either.

Don't get her wrong. She didn't look down on them, she just didn't particularly enjoy being around them. They were loud, often rude and always seemed to be in a hurry to be somewhere of no importance and well… to put it plainly: sometimes they smelled. Bad.

Many also looked down on her. HER. She who had been the youngest witch to attain a Grand Mastery in transfiguration. Who had apprenticed under THE Albus Dumbledore and had gone on to teach at one of Europe's most prestigious magical education facilities. She who had years of papers and discoveries in the art accredited to her name. They looked down on her.

Here, in the muggle-world, introducing herself as the Professor of Transfiguration got her not respect and recognition but rolled eyes and scoffs of disbelief. Even when magic was explained to these muggles, they lacked the understanding, the appreciation of the art to recognised the sheer amount of work and academic toil she had put into her chosen field. She was no Doctor, apparently.

Part of her duties as the head of Gryffindor house was to meet with the parents of prospective muggleborns and deliver to those future students their Hogwarts Acceptance letters. This task was always performed during the Summer Break before the coming school year. Perhaps it would be better to introduce these families to magical world sooner than a few months before the start of the school year but it was tradition by this stage.

Walking down the street the matronly woman stopped in front of a small home sandwiched tightly between its neighbours. The entire street was composed of similar houses, each one sharing walls with the others. Townhouses she thinks they're called. Though the why illudes her as they were most prominent within cities and lacked the essentials of a proper yard and detached nature that would define a house, at least in her own opinion.

Many of the homes on the street were showing signs of age and disrepair yet this one, like a few others, remained neat and clean despite its worn appearance. Though the small patch of grass in the front that passed for a yard could do with some care, wilted as it was in the summer heat.

Straightening the shirts of her high-necked back dress and ensuring her green tartan shawl — the McGonagall tartan of course — hung correctly from her shoulders, she stepped up to the door of the designated home and rapt sharply thrice.

The door was opened moments later by a comely woman of nearing middle age with long brown hair tied up in a lose bun and wearing a flour-stained apron. Around her, from within the home, the sounds of two young boys at play could be heard along with the drone of a muggle TeeVee contraption.

"Hello, can I help you?" she asked, politely but with the touch of irritation that comes with having ones baking interrupted.

"Would I be correct in assuming that you are Mrs Jennifer Creevey; mother of a Colin Creevey." Minerva asked, though she already knew the answer. The Quill of Admissions that the school used to pen the acceptance letters for each student also provided not only the exact address of the student but would, on request, also provide a list of the other occupants of the home and a time when they were all likely to be in. No point in making the trip out into the muggle world only to find that the family was all out for a picnic or whatever it was that muggles did in their spare time.

"Yes." The woman frowned. "Is something the matter? If this is about him taking photos, we've already had words with him about asking permission and he knows better than to peeking through windows or anything."

McGonagall blinked at that and prayed that the hat sort the child elsewhere if the boy had such predilections; perhaps Hufflepuff.

"No, nothing of the sort." Minerva reassured the woman. "Perhaps I could come inside and speak with you and your husband; I am Professor Minerva McGonagall and am here to offer Colin an exclusive place at the school I work with."

Surprisingly, something like recognition sparked in the woman's eyes. "Oh, right. Come on in then." The woman stepped aside to allow the professor inside.

Minerva nodded her thanks and entered the dwelling. The interior was much the name as the exterior: worn and aging yet well cared for. The carpets were an unfortunate shade of mustard yellow, wearing thin where traffic was high yet the rest of the entry way and the lounge, to which Minerva was led, were decorated in warm homely colours with spots of brighter colour through the use of potted plants or contrasting cushions on the couch.

A man of the name age as the mother of the house was seated on the couch watching some sort of muggle sports game on the TeeVee — Foot-ball if she was not mistaken — and looked up as Minerva and his wife entered the room.

"Who was at the door, Dear?" He began. "Oh, pardon, Ma'am, wasn't expecting visitors." He was dressed in an off-white buttoned shirt and the denim trousers that were popular among the Muggleborn.

He rose and offered Minerva his hand which she genially took, his hand was calloused yet his grip was firm without being hard. An appropriate handshake among muggles, Minerva noted. "Patrick Creevey, but everyone calls me Pat." He introduced himself then asked with a glance to his wife, "Is something amiss?"

"She's from a school for Colin." Jenifer offered as Minerva introduced herself once more.

"Professor Minerva McGonagall, Deputy headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

This was the point where Minerva had to be careful. Most often muggles reacted with confusion and disbelief once she stated the name of the school. Rarely, and getting rarer with each decade passed, did a family react with anger or violence, yet she still fingered her wand within her sleeve and was prepared to draw and protect herself. Not since she was newly made professor had any muggle gotten the drop on her. So, it was it not a little confusion from herself when the man didn't react in any manner that she was expecting when he simply nodded in understanding.

"Ah, yes. We've been expecting you to appear at some point." He nodded. "We haven't made a discission yet so I'll call Colin down and you can tell us about your school." He turned to the stairs and yelled for Colin to come down.

Minerva blinked. "Made a discission?"

"About which school Colin should attend." Pat replied.

"I'll put some tea on and we can discuss our options." Jenifer added. "The scones should be about ready too." She turned to McGonagall, "Jam and cream alright with you?"

Minerva was still feeling somewhat out of depth at the reaction from the two who seemed to either accept the existence of magic at face value or who, somehow, were already aware of its existence. "What? Oh, umm, you needn't bother."

"Nonsense." Jenifer insisted. "Can't have a guest and not offer them tea and something to eat. S'not British, is it?" She left the room as the sounds of feet thundered down the stairs and a small boy with light-brown hair and an infectious grin sped into the room holding a large crystal sculpture of a blooming rose in two hands.

"What is it Da? I'm studying." The boy said with such earnestness that McGonagall almost believed him. Though she really should have been more trusting.

Patrick put his hand on the boy's shoulder and nudged him to face the transfiguration professor. "This is Professor McGonagall."

Colin looked up at the man with eyes that said something along the lines of 'why on earth are you telling me this?' His father just huffed good naturedly. "She's from Hogwarts; the other school."

"Ohhh!" Understanding blossomed on the boy's face and he turned to face Minerva properly. "So, you're a magical! That's so cool! What subjects do you teach? I really want to learn enchanting and charms. I'm going to make my own magical camera one day. You know? Like the ones that make the moving pictures and stuff? Though I guess I'll need to study potions too if what Miss Marge said is true that they actually use potions to make the film magical." He said all in once rush.

In a manner very much similar to her own Animagus transformation, Professor McGonagall gave the lad a slow blink as she processed the overflow of words he had just spilled in her direction. Deciding that there was a point prior that needed clarification before she answers the boy, she turned to the elder Creevey male. "I'm sorry. Did you say 'other school?'"

"Yes. Miss Marge mentioned that it was likely we would also receive an invitation from Hogwarts and to make our own minds up about which school was best for our needs." The father said.

Jenifer returned in that moment, sans apron, carrying a serving tray with a tea set and a four small plates of scones with jam and cream on the side. "She was incredibly helpful in answering our questions about the Luna Academy, but I must say your coming in person certainly does give this Hogwarts a more personal touch." She placed the tray on the coffee table and took a seat on the couch as she set about distributing cups and saucers.

"I'm sorry. I think I might be a bit out of the loop here." Minerva admitted. Reluctantly. "What is this Luna Academy and who in Merlin's name is this, Miss Marge?"

It was Colin who decided to answer the older woman's questions by putting the crystal rose on the table tap the centre of the sculpture causing it to glow softly.

McGonagall had seen many grand and inspiring feats of magic in her time yet the sculpture's release of light that rose, vapor-like into the air and coalesced into the upper body of a woman with pearlescent eyes and hair was both oddly beautiful and somehow utilitarian.

"Hello Colin. Did you have more questions about the Academy, need another holo-book or did you want to continue our discussion on magical photography?" The illusionary display asked the boy.

Colin shook his head. "Not right now, Miss Marge. I wanted you to meet Professor Mc- Mc.. Um…" Colin gave Minerva a sheepish look.

"Professor McGonagall." The identified Miss Marge turned towards the witch. "A pleasure to speak to you. I am a representation of Deputy Headmistress Margarita of the Luna Academy of Magic and Enchantment."

Minerva picked up her jaw from where it was hanging open and gingerly straighter her robes which had rumpled some when she found herself suddenly sitting on one of the chairs around the coffee table in her shock. She was still able to use the movement to smoothly draw her wand and held it somewhat pointing in the illusion's direction when she finally spoke.

"I do not believe I've ever heard of such an establishment before." She said while at the same time casting silent diagnostic charms at the crystal rose. The results were strange and not completely reassuring yet nothing outright dark or dangerous sprang out to her. No, what worried her was that her diagnostic charms were telling her that there were wards present covering the entire property and she didn't know what those wards did.

"The Luna Academy will be opening its doors to magicals, hedges and a select few mundane individuals for the first time this school year." The image of Margarita revealed with a smile.

"Hedges?" Minerva was not enjoying looking like an uneducated fool yet there was too much going on that she didn't understand to not seek clarification.

"I believe the magical population generally refer to them as 'squibs.'"

"Squibs can't learn magic." Everyone knew that.

"They are currently unable to perform wanded magics, yet we at the Luna Academy offer a wide assortment of classes within which they will be able to expand their magical talents."

Margarita's words bristled against the professor, as if she had said something incredibly offensive though Minerva could not actually pinpoint what she was finding so off-putting.

"Sorry? What are squibs?" Patrick inserted himself into the conversation. Minerva had almost forgotten that she was in a muggle home and meeting the prospective muggleborn.

"Squibs are individuals born of magical parents who cannot perform magic themselves. Much an opposite to muggleborns who are born to non-magicals yet are gifted with the ability to perform magic." Minerva informed the man.

"Addendum: Squibs, referred to also as 'Hedge witches,' are the original practitioners of magic on earth. They have the ability to practice a variety of magical disciplines yet are unable to utilise a wand. As wanded magics have become the gold standard of magical ability they are treated second class citizens at best and as magical lepers at worst within the magical community."

Minerva's nostrils flared yet she remained silent. One did not air the magical community's dirty laundry to muggleborn families lest they decline the offer of magic. The magical world needed the influx of new blood too much to alienate these families so soon and that wasn't even mentioning the consequences of refusing the magical world. Having one's magic bound and their memories altered was the only alternative to joining the community.

"Right… Well as interesting as this glimpse into the disparities within the magical world is, perhaps we could discuss the differences between the options for magical education, eh?" Patrick said, cutting off whatever argument he was certain was going to start between the two deputy headmistresses.

Minerva took a steadying breath and nodded. "Very well. Hogwarts has a grand and established history stretching back over one thousand years. It is the premier magical school within the Britain and maintains the largest collection of magical knowledge in Europe."

The image of Margarita rolled her eyes. "Yes. Hogwarts can certainly claim to be the best magical school in Britain given that it is the only school in Britain. Of the established magical educational facilities; Hogwarts comes fourth. Students from Beauxbatons in France, Mahoutokoro in Japan and Ilvermorny in the United States all have a higher ranking when it comes the OWL and NEWT results according to the International Confederation of Wizards."

"And where does the Luna Academy rank?" Minerva shot back.

"As of the moment, the Luna Academy does not have a ranking as we are a newly established school. In a few years, once we start producing OWL and NEWT students, I'm certain we will dislodge those schools currently in the top positions." The pleasant smile never left Margarita's face.

"Not to be rude." Jenifer interrupted. "But what scholarship options does Hogwarts offer?"

"Scholarships?" Minerva asked.

The Mrs Creevey blushed and looked a bit awkward but carried on. "Well, we're somewhat of a modest family and had never budgeted on sending either of the boys off to a private boarding school."

"The Ministry of magic graciously subsidizes the cost of tuition for all muggleborn families below a certain income threshold and the school itself offers financial aid to assist in the purchasing of school supplies for students in need. Though typically that service is utilised by students who are without any sort of familial assistance." Orphans typically.

Margarita snorted. "The Ministry of Magic is granted a large sum of money from the mundane Government for any and all new magical child that is accepted into magical schooling under the assurance that the child's education meets the national standards required by law within the United Kingdom; a requirement that they have failed to meet for the last two hundred years or so. The Ministry pockets the majority of the funds and offers assistance only to families who would otherwise decline due to lack of finances."

"I… What?" Minerva did not know that.

"Hogwarts has not met the standard of literacy, mathematics, Sciences, Humanities and Arts required by the mundane government in decades and had not even offered the equivalent classes since 1792."

Minerva was speechless.

"The Luna academy, in addition to the magical classes on offer, is more than able to meet the national standards of education and ensures all student will be able to meet the requirement for gaining their General Certificate of Secondary Education within the United Kingdom. Additionally, in regards to scholarships and tuition costs. The Luna Academy is fully funded to provide education and supplies to all students, able to cover costs by operating out of a very profitable trust fund."

"Are you meaning to tell me, that you are offering a magical education for free?" Minerva asked incredulously.

"Of course." Margarita smiled back. "With magic, costs of running and maintaining the Academy are almost negligible after the original investment."

Minerva gulped and paled. This… this was not good.


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Albus Dumbledore relished on the tart-sweetness of a lemon drop and smacked his lips as he sucked the small, yellow muggle sweet. Dosed with a smidgen of calming potion of course.

He leant back in his ornate chair and looked out the window of the headmaster's tower to stare at the setting sun over the mountains that surrounded the school. The school year just gone had not gone as planned.

The trap with the Philosopher's Stone had been triggered by the possessed Quirrell yet by the end of the day he had neither the stone, nor the spirit of Tom, nor a triumphant Boy-Who-Lived who could be moulded to his destiny.

The hard candy fractured and split in his mouth as he grimaced at the memory of informing his mentor Nicholas that he no longer had the stone. The man had taken the news that his fabled possession was likely lost within the broken cursed mirror of Erised with remarkable aplomb even if he remained incredibly disappointed in his old student. Though perhaps he truly was tired after six hundred years of life and was ready to embark on the next great adventure. Merlin knows that Albus himself would enjoy his eventual time of rest… not yet through, the world still needed him to guide them down the path of light and not stray into the dark.

Grinding the broken sweet between his teeth Albus' thoughts wondered, as they often did, to Harry. Such a regretful necessity. The child would be with his Aunt and Uncle and was likely not having the best of times. Needs must though. The boy could not be allowed to languish in comfort. He needed to be enamoured with the magical world and yet still willing to give his life for greater good. A careful and tedious balance. Albus could only hope that Jame and Lily would forgive him on the other side. Surely, they would understand. The boy was always fated to die.

Further musings were interrupted by a soft chime of bells from one of the curios that adorned the shelves near his desk. The bells connected to the wards of the office, alerting him that someone had been let passed the gargoyle at the foot of the stairs. A quick glance at small glass orb that sat on the edge of his desk revealed the distorted fish-eyed image of Minerva approaching the door. He timed his next words to just before the woman knocked. "Please come in, Minerva."

The transfiguration mistress huffed as she pushed open the door. Albus enjoyed his little game with guests yet she truly wished he would not play with her. She was the deputy headmistress after all.

"Albus." She stated as entered the room. "We have a -"

"Lemon drop." He interrupted her.

The Scotswoman sniffed almost disdainfully. "No, thank you." The man shrugged and popped another of the treats into his mouth.

"Albus." She repeated sternly. "We have a problem."

Albus sucked with puckered lips on the sour drop and leant forward onto the desk, hands placed carefully with fingers arched together. He glasses flashed in the orange light of the setting sun that streamed through the windows. It gave him an ominous air.

"What problem?"

"There's a new school opening and they've poached all our muggleborn!"

Albus was quite for a moment but for the click of candy against his teeth. "I'm sorry, what?"

"A new school has sent out acceptance notifications to all new muggleborn within the country." She said exasperatedly. "Over eighty percent of them have already accepted their enrolment at this Luna Academy."

The old man blinked at her. "That… not possible. Hogwarts is the only school of witchcraft and wizardry within Magical Britain."

"Not anymore." The Scot snapped back. Minerva reached into her robes and pulled out a roll of parchment which she slapped onto the polished wood between them.

Albus Dumbledore, headmaster of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot and Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards unrolled the curled parchment before him.

Under his touch he knew that this was an official replication. A magical copy of an authentic documentation. Only the ministry, the ICW and the goblins could officially replicate these missives. His eyes immediately found the official stamps and seals of the ICW that ostentatiously decorated the bottom of the parchment and he recognised the signatures of the Head of the Education and the Head of Magical International Cooperation.

The declaration was simple once you pieced through the overly verbose language that the magical (and supposedly muggle also) governments thrived on. The parchment was a genuine writ, signed off by the correct heads of the ICW, endorsed by magical contract, that stated the recognition of a new, internationally reaching, school of magic under the name 'The Luna Academy of Magic and Enchantment.' The form allowed for the school to accept and recruit students from every magical nation under the ICW. It ratified the new school's compliance with the statute of secrecy, it's standards for OWL and NEWT studies and even Masteries.

Albus gulped and almost choked on his lemon drop. This scroll legitimised and allowed for this new school to teach magic to almost anyone that accepted. There were no restrictions that would normally be found in almost any contract signed by the ICW. There was almost no oversight at all. The various magical governments from which the students would be recruited had no legal say with the running of the new school. There wasn't even a location noting the physical location of the school… a similarity with Durmstrang for sure, but that allowance was grandfathered into their agreement with the ICW in 1708. According this signed and magically binding writ: the ICW and the various magical governments that were under the ICW's wing could not legally interfere with the running of this Luna Academy but for sending approved examiners for both the OWL and NEWT examinations.

"Oh dear." Albus breathed.

"Oh dear is right." Minerva agreed. "A good proportion of the school's budget is covered by the ministry and I have just discovered that the majority of that money is actually given to the ministry by the muggle government."

Albus nodded. "About three quarters of the school's budget is sourced from the educational grants of muggleborn students." What wasn't said but known between them was that muggleborns only made up about one quarter of the student population. A rather large discrepancy in who was technically paying the fees.

"What shall we do?" Minerva finally asked. She didn't like what she had recently discovered about the sources of her the schools funding and recognised that it was grossly unfair yet for now the more important thing was their next step… and keeping the school operating.

"I must speak to the Cornelius and a few others at the ICW." Dumbledore stated as he swept to his feet in a swirl of colourful robes.


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Albus Dumbledore strode through the Atrium of the Ministry of Magic leaving behind a wake of whispers and glitter. Where the glitter came from; no one knew but, well, magic was the obvious guess. A small House Elf gleefully followed with a small dustpan and brush, sweeping the floors with joy.

If asked, Albus would tell you that he didn't enjoy the way that others parted to let him through. How he could walk, unchallenged, into the very heart of their nation's magical government. And he wouldn't be lying. Power was something that Albus didn't seek for himself but something he took upon his shoulders in order to guide the world in a better direction from where it had been. It was sad that he actually believed that.

"Cornelius." Albus pushed open the door to the Ministers office having been waved through automatically by the sinfully young receptionist with the very large bust out front. She had been a Hufflepuff, maybe?

"Albus?" Cornelius Fudge, elected Minister of Magic: Order of Merlin First Class, began to stand before awkwardly deciding not to and instead sort of bobbed in his chair. "I'm err, in a meeting at the moment."

"Lucius." Albus met the eyes of the other occupant in the room and studiously chose to ignore the full pouch of gold that Cornelius swept off the desk and into a drawer.

"Dumbledore." The sneer was carefully hidden yet somehow still heard in his voice.

Albus stroked his long beard. "I hope I wasn't interrupting anything, but I surely must speak to you Cornelius of a matter of utmost importance."

The Minister puffed up at Dumbledores words. "No, nothing overly vital. Lucius and I were just discussing Arthur Weasleys Muggle Protection Act proposal, some concerns had been raised about the exact wording of some of the legislation that might affect good law-abiding wizards."

Albus had to struggle not to roll his eyes. How the man could act like he wasn't in the act of taking a bribe with such joviality was a skill of selective blindness that Albus did not envy.

"Good, good." Albus drew and flicked his wand in one smooth motion and transfigured one of the already ornate guest chairs into a much more comfortable and grandiose armchairs. If he drew any satisfaction in the way Lucius Malfoy flinched when he drew his wand, well, no one could blame him.

"What has you all in a fuss, Dumbledore?" Cornelius nervously shuffled parchments around on his desk.

Dumbledore eyed Malfoy who hadn't made any move to excuse himself. "Ah, perhaps we could discuss the matter privately?"

"Come now, Dumbledore, if this is a matter related to the school then surely I, as the Head of the Board of Governors, can be present for the discussion." Lucius drawled. "Unless of course you're here in your capacity as Chief Warlock, in which case I would of course leave you to your private dealings with the Minister of Magic." Unvoiced was the implication that Malfoy would certainly be spreading rumours as to what Dumbledore could possibly trying to bend the Minister's ear on before the next Wizengamot meet. It was one thing for Malfoy to be meeting with the Minister as a 'concerned citizen in good standing' and another for the 'leader of the Wizengamot' to be holding closed door meetings with the Minister before a controversial bill was approved or not.

"Quite right." Cornelius nodded, not picking up any of the subtext. "What is the matter?"

Dumbledore stroked his beard again to gain a moment to think. While he didn't necessarily want Malfoy in the discussion; he would have had to bring the board into this eventually.

"Have you heard of the Luna Academy of Magic and Enchantments?" Dumbledore asked while at the same time laying out the ICW writ approving the school on the desk before him.

"Luna Academy?" Cornelius pulled the parchment towards himself to read. "No, I've not heard of it…"

Dumbledore quickly explained the appearance of the newly established school and how it had somehow all been approved by the ICW and how the majority of the muggleborn students of the new school year had already declined their acceptance into Hogwarts.

"I fail to see the problem, if the muggleborn," Malfoy grimaced as if tasting something sour in the word, "choose to take their schooling elsewhere then that simply allows for greater attention to be paid to more… deserving students."

Cornelius nodded rapidly. "Quite right, quite right. If these students don't want the honour of attending such a prestigious school as Hogwarts, what does it matter to us?"

Dumbledore sighed. "It matters because most of the schools funding is dependent on Ministry assistance that is sourced from the muggleborn grants."

"What?" The minister was confused. It wasn't a rare occurrence. "That can't be right. One moment."

The minister of magic rang a small bell perched on his desk and moments later the door opened to admit one of the most unfortunate women that Dumbledore had ever had the misfortune of meeting. Thankfully his well-kept beard was able to hid the look of disgust that snuck across the headmaster's face.

"Hem Hem." The abomination of pink coughed to announce her entrance then said in a sickly-sweet voice. "You rang minister?"

She looked like a toad. A squat, dumpy toad wrapped in a fluffy pink cardigan. Dumbledore might have been more forgiving of her appearance if she wasn't also an insufferable human being (toad). Dolores Umbridge, a woman of middling to low talent if his memory of her school record was anything to go by, had somehow wedeled her way into the position of Senior Undersecretary to the Minister. She had then used her connections within the ministry either through favours or threats to advance some of the more disturbing registrations that the ministry had attempted to put into place over the last decade.

"Ah, yes Delores. Could you be a dear and fetch Grimalda Mershanks-"

"Griselda Marchbanks." Corrected Dumbledore.

"Quite right, Griselda Marchbanks from the Department of Education." Cornelius asked the toad.

"Of course, Minister." Dolores simpered.

In a strange moment of unity that crossed the bounds of Light, Dark and Stupid, all three men in the room shuddered with relief as the woman left.

"Tea?" the minister asked the two.

Dumbledore accepted genially and Lucius nodded in agreement. The minister rang a second bell — how many of those did he have? — and a much younger and much more attractive witch sauntered into the room in seconds.

"You rang, Corn- eh, Minster?" The witch, who Dumbledore knew was only two years out of Hogwarts even if he couldn't recall her name from the top of his head, asked the minister with smile that turned a little brittle when she noticed the others in the office. She scrumptiously redid the top button of her blouse. Definitely Hufflepuff.

"Ah yes, a tea service for four. Thank you, Holly." The minister told the girl who nodded and left to procure the refreashments.

Unlike before, the moment was shared only between Cornelius and Lucius as they both eyed the departing witch's generous assets. Dumbledore was not oblivious but simply didn't care and rolled his eyes at the fools acting like teenagers. He saw enough of that at the school.

Only minutes later did the young witch, Holly, return with a silver tea service trolly from which she served each of them a cup of expensive black tea. Dumbledore couldn't place the blend as tea had never been of great interest to him but he did appreciate the small honey cakes that were served with the tea.

As soon as everyone had a cup the door opened once again to admit a peeved Dolores impatiently herding an old woman who had even Dumbledore beat on year lived on earth.

"I'm sorry, Minister." The toad simpered at the pudgy man. "I tried to hurry but some people have no sense of imperativeness."

The old woman snorted as Holly — who received a mean look from Dolores — helped the woman into a chair and set about pouring another cup of tea for the woman. I guess she's also good at her job. Dumbledore admitted in the privacy of his own thoughts.

"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop, and I'll stop when I'm dead." The old woman replied to the toad while giving Holly a gentle smile.

Not dead yet. Dumbledore wondered if the old woman would ever die. She was older than he was by quite a margin. Griselda Marchbanks' actual age was a secret lost to time. Though Dumbledore could remember the startling pretty woman who had officiated his own NEWT examinations almost a hundred years ago.

"Yes, well, you're all here now." Fudge tried to keep the peace, ineffectually of course but he did try.

"What do you want?" Griselda asked with all the tact of the elderly.

"We have been discussing the newly established Luna Academy." Lucius smoothly intersected before Dolores could make a comment about the old woman being rude to the Minister of Magic.

The old woman sipped her tea as they all waited on her response. "What about it?"

Lucius grit his teeth but it was Dumbledore who answered. "I understand that the ICW does not need to notify the entire ministry over every little detail but it's surprising that it wasn't brought to our attention by our own Department of Education before now." When we might have been able to stop it.

"What was the point? They filled out all their forms, had all their licences and paid all the right fees." Griselda told them.

Cornelius smacked his palm on the table and winced at the painful slap sound. "We could have stopped it!" Echoing Albus' earlier thought.

"Griselda snorted again. "No. You really couldn't. They had everything in order and in triplicate. The laws for establishing a new school have been in the books since the time of the founders of Hogwarts. They were almost written in during the first Wizengamot meet of 1544 when the leaders of that time insisted that there be alternatives possible should they ever need them."

Dumbledore nodded at that. There were old and annoying laws that allowed the leading body or the ministry to interfere with the education of the magical population. Harkening from a time when Hogwarts operated almost as its own principality within the United Kingdom. Noble magical of that time needed assurances that Hogwarts either wouldn't turn against them or sway their heirs towards ideals that didn't align with their own.

"There is precedent." Griselda added. "Two other schools were founded within magical Britain since then: one by the Irish Wizard's Society in Ireland in 1602 and another directly by the ministry in London in 1715. Both only lasted a couple of decades before a lack of funding and an inability to compete with the quality of a Hogwarts education shut them down. This led to the Ministry officially recognising Hogwarts as the de facto school of magic in the United Kingdom yet the laws allowing for the creation of the schools were never changed."

"Does that not mean that all muggleborns are automatically enrolled in Hogwarts and the poaching of the students by the new school rendered void?" Lucius smoothly asked.

It was Dumbledore who shook his head. "No, students and their parents have always had the right to refuse attendance. Else many traditional families would not be able to homeschool their children."

Lucius sneered once more. A Malfoy would never homeschool their heir but some of the less well-to-do families would not be able to afford to send all their scion to Hogwarts. The Weasleys would have fallen into this category had not Dumbledore been overly generous to his staunchest supporters.

"Well, if they've refused a Hogwarts education, they will need to be obliviated of all knowledge of magic." Cornelis opined, likely falling back into his past career as an obliviator. The toad grinned wickedly at the idea.

Albus wanted to pinch his nose in frustration. Was every elected official an idiot?

"Don't be daft." Griselda snapped at the man. "They've legally accepted an education to another school, or would you go an obliviate the families of any British students who've accepted a place within Beauxbatons," she grinned but it wasn't a pleasant grin before adding, "or Durmstrang?"

The pudgy man winced. Though few, a handful of Pureblood families sent their children off to foreign schools and the families that sent theirs to the eastern European school were not known for being kind or forgiving.

"No! No, silly me. But still, we need to find a solution to the funding issues. Without the muggleborn, the funding for the school is in a deficit."

Lucius Malfoy set his empty teacup down with a small clink. "I'm sure I could convince a couple of families in good standing to contribute to the school. Education is a priority in the hearts of all concerned citizens."

Dumbledore felt his hopes drop. Oh, Crap.

"Excellent! That would be tremendous help."

"It would be easier if I could assure these concerned families that their generous contributions were being put to proper use. Why, I would be happy to provide oversight in my position as head of the Board of Governors."

"What a brilliant idea." Dolores added from where she was standing in the room. Why was she still here? The other secretary had already left. "I'm sure the ministry would also insist that the funds were being put to proper use and not wasted on the undesirables — hem hem — on undesirable frivolities."

"I do say, what a brilliant idea." Cornelius agreed while Dumbledore met the eyes of Griselda as they both winced at the prospect. It wasn't hard to guess how many of the pureblood factions would be pushing to see their money spent. "I'll call for an emergency meet for three days from now so we can get all of this sorted."

Dumbledore kept the smile on his face as he agreed. He'd have to call in some favours to mitigate the damage during the next Wizengamot. If he didn't control the situation just right then the Dark faction could gain significant control over the goings on of Hogwarts. He could only hope that nothing else went wrong today.

The door suddenly burst open and Amelia Bones stomped into the room carrying a cloud of anger and determination. She slammed an evening copy of the daily prophet on the Minister's desk.

"Sirius Black is missing from Azkaban and he didn't even have a trial to put him there!" She shouted at the Minister.

Bollocks.


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​The graveyard was empty but for the small collection of seemingly unrelated people. The muggle repelling charms and the wards against other magicals definitely assisted in that regard.

Hermione stood with Daphne and Tracey with a thousand questions burning on her tongue. Who was the younger red-head standing near Harry? Who was the tall devilishly handsome man with the woman with shockingly pink hair. Why was Harry's potions tutor here and why was she so happy to see the aforementioned male? Who was the slightly balding man nearby with the young woman whose hair kept changing between the pink of the other woman and vibrant blue? ? Why was Professor Babbling here? What were the goblins doing here? Who was woman with pearlescent hair? WHY ON EARTH WAS THERE SO MANY HAIR COLOURS? And maybe, most importantly, why were they at the grave of Harry's parents?

She caught Harry's green eyes and pushed down the flutter that occurred in her stomach when he gave her a smile and a wink. She blushed and absently tucked a strand of curled hair behind her ear as she smiled back. Her last conversation echoed in the back of her mind and she studiously ignored it. Harry was her friend. She didn't have a crush on him. She just liked how they could both talk about various novels, how he always seemed to have time to answer her questions or simply spend time with her, even if that was just them sharing a table to study together. She liked that he was her first friend that seemed to enjoy spending time with her and that eyes sparked when he laughed and that little lip curl thing he did when he thought he was being funny when her really wasn't as funny as he thought he was and oh god she had a crush on her best friend.

Daphne nudged Hermione's shoulder to bring her back from the circles her own mind was falling into and gave her a small smile. Hermione smiled back at the dark-haired ice queen even as she shoved down her anxiety and guilt.

Hermione had returned to England just a few weeks ago and had already spent a few days with Alex and the Slytherin girls doing typically teenage activities. Hermione and Harry had shown the two around the city and taken them shopping through the many muggle stores. They had gone to movies, supposedly a first for the pureblood princess and yet they both seemed to adapt surprisingly quickly. Though she didn't know why on earth both Harry and girls had been giving her such strange looks during the late screening of Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Maybe because she too had a weakness for libraries. She had to admit, if a boy offered her a magical library of her own, she would find it pretty hard not to fall in love.

Over the few days that they had all met together Hermione had come to a conclusion that the two Slytherin girls might be interested in Harry and maybe he was interested back. There had been too many knowing looks, accidental touches and secret smiles. If she didn't know better, she would have thought them older teenagers in secret physical relationship of some sort. But that was probably her mother's romance books talking rather than reality. They were only twelve, nearly thirteen in her case, after all.

The wind rustled through the summer grasses and Hermione was able to pick up a little of what Harry was saying to the younger red-read.

"- glad you were able to get the soul Rune off of Bill. It'll make it much easier to remove the horcrux in my scar."

"I simply implied I had some interest in the subject in my letters, coupled with showing some actual skill in the subject that I claimed to get from his old textbooks, he was quite happy to bring the tablet home from Egypt to show off." The girl smiled with the satisfaction of a cat that got the cream. "I am his favourite sister after all."

"You're his only sister." Harry deadpanned to the girl's giggle.

The wind shifted and Hermione couldn't catch what else was said and grumbled. Now she had even more questions. She really liked Harry but he just had way too many secrets. A small stubborn yet happy part of her swore to learn them all eventually.

"Ahem." The goblin cleared his throat to get everyone's attention. "In just a moment one of our employees will be along with the nominated ministry representative and the named individuals requested to be present, I suggest anyone who would not wish to be seen depart now."

Why wouldn't someone wish to be seen? Hermine's thought ground to a halt as the man she had noticed earlier gave Harry a quick hug then shifted into the form of a large black dog. She gaped at the animal until she recalled McGonagall doing much the same in her first transfiguration class. Perhaps it was a skill all wizards and witches could learn? She also caught the eye of the red-head girl who was by Harry and was surprised when she blew Hermione a kiss then simply faded out of sight. Who on earth was she and how on earth did she do that?

A series of sudden cracks from outside the cemetery brought her back to the present and she watched as Professor McGonagall and that Auror woman — Susan's Aunt, something Bones most likely, damn! She should remember this — arrived with a second goblin leading the way.

The stern red-haired woman eyed the surrounding collection of people, goblins and dog with an arched eye.

"May I ask for what purpose my presence was requested in the capacity as both Department Head of Magical Law Enforcement and as Regent Bones of House Bones?" She asked in a way that wasn't really a question but a polite demand for answers. Professor McGonagall looked on with pursed lips, as if wanting to make her own demands or comments but letting the other woman proceed. "I am quite busy at the moment what with the escape of a Sirius Black and all."

"Madam Bones." Harry stepped forward "I'm pleased to see you. I requested your presence in both your official capacities."

The woman's — Amelia! That was it — face softened somewhat and she nodded her head. "Heir Potter."

Harry bowed a little. "Regent Bones." He straightened and then nodded to Professor McGonagall. "Processor McGonagall."

The professor arched an eyebrow but did smile. "Potter. What trouble are you up to now?"

Harry grinned. "No trouble. At least not for you… Amelia though…" Harry cringed.

Amelia Bones' hard stare kept Harry on topic. "I've asked you both here because I'm quite certain that you're both mentioned in my parent's Wills and there will most likely be a reading of at least one of them shortly. Also, I believe there will be some mention of Sirius Black that you might find relevant."

Amelia took a moment to look around at the crowd as she polished her monocle with a small white cloth. "I was under the impression that the Potter Wills were sealed by the Wizengamot for your protection."

"I didnae know they had left any Wills." McGonagall's accent peeked through. Her distress at the idea given that she had been present when Harry had been left with his Aunt and Uncle. If there had been a Will… perhaps there would have been a better solution.

"They were sealed." Harry admitted. "But the Goblin's keep a copy themselves. Unfortunately I can't have them unsealed without either being Lord Potter or the permission of my magical Guardian, and see he's the arse who sealed them in the first place…"

"Yes, we discussed such last time we met." Amelia confirmed.

"But I've found a little loophole!" Harry said proudly and pointed at Daphne.

The girl stepped forward and curtsied the pair. "In 1809, the parents of one, Amaryllis Greengrass were presumed dead in an international portkey accident that was thought to have claimed the lived of five individuals. During that time, a Magical Guardian, the girl's uncle by marriage, was appointed for the girl. The magical guardian proceeded to arrange a disadvantageous marriage contract for the Greengrass family between himself and the girl, thus ensuring the Greengrass estates fell into his possession. The guardianship was protested by friends and family of the girl yet the Wizengamot upheld the appointment. Three months later and two months before the girl turned fifteen and became eligible for the contract to be enforced, her birth parents returned. The portkey accident had left them stranded in the Himalayas without wands, it took them months to recover and return to England and which point they challenged the appointment of the Magical Guardian themselves. The Wizengamot, fearing that something similar could happen to themselves amended the laws so that the appointment of a Magical Guardian Becomes null and void should the original Parents of the ward countermand the placement."

Her pronouncement was met with heavy silence as the people there digested the story. Hermione could only find the historical situation fascinating and horrifying. Were marriage contracts still a thing? How barbaric.

"Harry." McGonagall started, not unkindly. "Your parents are dead."

Harry gave her a look as if to say he wasn't an idiot nor insane. "Yes, yes that's what everyone says. But I have reason to believe that it might not be the case."

Amelia stopped polishing her monocle. "What on in Merlin's name would make you believe so?"

"My mother's journals." Harry explained. "The wrote down the procedure of a protection ritual that she had created herself, there were coded notes that took some time for me to decipher but I believe that she is not dead but instead in a form of magical stasis."

Hermione had seen the journals that Harry spoke of yet hadn't read them. She wanted to, she really, really wanted to but she wouldn't ask. Even if she really wanted to.

McGonagall made an odd face as if she really, really wanted to naysay the boy but for the life of her couldn't figure out how. Instead, she just looked a little constipated.

Amelia wasn't so reserved. "That sounds highly unlikely."

Harry shrugged. "If I'm wrong, I'm wrong but if I'm right…"

Amelia sighed. "Alright. There are no laws against trying but there are laws against necromancy and while I don't want to accuse you of such I will be watching closely in my role as a Law Enforcement officer. You too Tonks, don't think I didn't see you there."

The young woman with the changing hair colour saluted the department head sharply. "Yessir."

Hermione didn't know who she was.

It took a few minutes for everyone to gather near the grave which was quickly exhumed with a few spells courtesy of Professor McGonagall.

Lily Potter's coffin was levitated out of the dirt and Hermione leant forward as it was opened with a combination of morbid curiosity and faith in Harry's word. She wasn't the only one to gasp softly as Lily was revealed looking as if she had just laid down to sleep.

She was beautiful. Vivid ruby red hair glinting jewel-like in the sun — Hermione was starting to get seriously jealous of everyone's hair — pale porcelain like skin yet still with a slight, healthy, pink blush. A slender face with a chiselled yet delicate nose that leant the woman a near fae-like quality. Even with her eyes closed, Hermione could see a little of Harry between them despite everyone always claiming he looked just like his father. They shared cheekbones and the set of their eyes.

"Here goes." Harry said as he held his necklace in one hand and reached out with the other.

As soon as his hand touched Lily's skin the world disappeared in a blaze of golden light.


⦖⋄⦕



Lily opened green eyes to the face of James staring down at her and smiled warmly at him. Their marriage might have been going through some rough patches but at least the man was pretty; though men always insisted they call them handsome.

"Morning Mum, sleep well?" James asked.

Lily frowned. Mum? Why on earth would James call her that? Come to think of it, had he gotten younger? Did he take an anti-aging potion? Those were tricky to make but she and Sev had cracked the secret; coffee bean crushed and added in the last staged. No idea why that worked but Sev always was genius(prick) at potions. Why had James de-aged himself? He had tried to get her to call him Daddy before but she didn't think he was into mummy play… mumm- HARRY! WHERE THE FUCK IS HARRY!

Lily sat up suddenly and smacked her forehead right into the nose of the James-boy.

They both ended up hissing in pain, one holding his nose the other her head.

"Where's Harry? Did it work? Is my baby alive? Is He dead? Where's dumbledore? Where's the whiskered wanker?" Lily called out while cradling her head.

There was no reply which forced her to actually look about. She was in a graveyard, sitting in a coffin of all things, while a crowd of people looked on in stunned amazement. Who the fuck where they? McGee she could recognise even with the extra grey in her hair but the other tossers? AH! Padfoot was there! Oh, and Andy and Ted.

"Sirius, what the fuck is happening, where's Harry? If you're playing a fucking prank right now of all times, I'm going cut off your balls myself, screw getting a trained veterinarian."

The large black dog whined at the threat.

"Ah, Mum. We'b a bit of exp'aining to do." Harry said in a stuffy voice while holding his nose pinched to stop the blood flowing.

Lily blinked at the boy-James… no… no no no no no no no no no NO! FUCK!

"Harry?" her voice trembled.

"Hi mum."

"FUCK!" Lily swore and scrambled to get out of the coffin.

Harry held out a hand and pulled her out and she promptly collapsed on top of him while squeezing him to death. Figuratively.

"Oh god! I wasn't sure it would work. But it did! Oh, thank god it worked." The woman cried while holding the boy who gently patted her on the back with much more maturity than would be expected for a boy who had just got his mother back from the dead.

"S'alright Mum. I'm here." He told the distraught woman.

"Why are you so big? Did something go wrong? What happened? Did Sirius look after you?" Lily asked more questions but they were lost in the tears against Harry's chest.

"Mrs Potter? Mrs Potter? Lily?!"

Lily pulled her face away from her baby's chest, her precious baby. "What?"

It was the stern woman with the monocle who spoke, she looked a little familiar... wait, Amelia? God, she's gone and gotten old. "Lily, we need to ask you some questions."


It took fifteen minutes to sort of sort things out and left Lily with a growing headache. The entire time she clung to Harry as if he was either a lifeline or a needed childhood plush toy… or maybe both.

"So, you mean to tell me." Lily stated in a slow and low tone that had McGonagall stiffening and the black dog shivering. "That after my supposed death, Sirius Black left Harry with Hagrid and went off to kill the rat and got arrested and sent to Azkaban without trial, Dumbledore made no verifications of our passing as a simple diagnostic spell would have shown that I wasn't actually dead, he sealed our Wills which explained the method of reviving me and left my precious boy on the doorstep of my cunt of a sister?"

"That is a correct summery of the few days following your supposed death, yes." Amelia agreed. "Oh, and Alice and Frank Longbottom were attacked and left near comatose up until this day."

"I'm going to kill them, both." Lily whispered and the head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement tried to forget what she just said.

"Sirius, get your mangy ass over here and explain yourself!"

Amelia was confused. Did she just not explain that Sirius Black was currently missing following his escape from incarceration? Her confusion quickly became shock when the black dog that had been present timidly stepped forward and shifted into the missing unconvicted murderer.

"Hi, Lils. You're, ah, looking good."

"Don't you 'Hi, Lils' me you—" Lily began but was cut off as a stunner hit the man in the chest and dropped him to the dirt.

Lily turned to the woman who had been and still was a close friend and gave her flat look. "Why the fuck did you do that?"

"He's an escaped prisoner, he was your Secret Keeper and betrayed you to You-Know-Who." Amelia stated.

"What? No, he fucking wasn't! Peter Pettigrew was our Secret Keeper; Sirius is Harry's Godfather!"

"What?"

It took another fifteen minutes and reviving Sirius to explain and this time it was Amelia who was left with the pain in her temples.

"I have no idea where to even start with untangling this mess." Amelia admitted. "I had to shout the Minister down from mobilising the Dementors and ordering a kiss-on-sight order against you and I still think he'll go ahead with it any day now."

Ted, wife of Sirus' cousin — the good one, Andromeda, not the crazy bitch — held up a hand. "With Mrs Potter alive she is now technically Regent Potter, we you can take her testimony or perhaps if it's stated in her or her husband's will, release that with her permission. As a magical contract, even inactivated, their Last Testaments should be enough to cast enough doubt on Sirius' arrest to issue a re-trial… or well, just a trial since he never had an original trial."

"Especially if we release the Wills to the papers before you inform the minister." Harry spoke over his mother's head. "That way it should be printed before the minister issues any gag-orders on the subject."

Amelia eyed the boy. "Has anyone ever told you that you're quite cynical?"

"I prefer the term: realistic." Harry rolled his eyes.

"That should work." Amelia eventually agreed.

Harry patted Lily's shoulder. "Mum, you need to authorise the Goblins to release their copy of your Will."

Lily nodded and did as such. The goblin, Snapfist, already had the documents at hand. How much was Harry paying these guys?

The Last Will and Testaments of James Charlus Potter and that of Lily Evans Potter were read out.

Some key points:

'Okay, first things first, if Lily has been killed and Harry is still alive (He better be. If he's not, Dumbledore, either me or Lily will be clawing our way back out of whatever afterlife we end up in to strangle you!) then before Lily is buried, I charge the executor of this will to ensure that little Harry touches my wife while holding the necklace we left him. Don't ignore this, my boy deserves a chance to say goodbye to his mother.'

'As much as I hate to admit it, if Peter didn't think we could win…I suppose he might have been convinced to let them in if they hurt him. In that case, just make sure you investigate him before giving him any of my assets. Same with Remus. I don't think Remus has switched sides but I'd rather be safe than sorry just in case.'


"Seriously! Neither of you outright stated that Peter was your Secret Keeper?" Harry asked incredulously.

"We didn't think it would really matter. Sirius knew the truth and we expected him to be there to explain it all."

Sirius sagged with Lily's words.

"Right… well, it should still be enough to at least get Sirus to trial and then he can volunteer for Veritaserum." Andy's husband, Ted, said. Gods everyone looks to have aged more than twelve years.

Eventually more of the legal necessities were sorted to prove Sirius was not a criminal and that Lily was not an undead abomination. The presence of the Head of the DEA and the neutral party that was the Goblin nation certainly helped. And with Ted there acting as legal counsel to grease the wheels of bureaucracy, all the paperwork was quickly put together.

During a slight lull wherein Amelia and Ted were discussing legal matters, Harry dragged his mother, who had not let go of him this entire time, towards the girls.

"Mum. These are my friends from school. Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass and Tracey Davis."

Lily eyed the girls who each in tern stood awkwardly, curtsied or winked. "So, which one is your girlfriend?" Never expected to be teasing my boy for at least a decade yet.

While the girls blushed, or at least Hermione did, Harry just laughed then whispered to his mum. "What if I said all three?"

That was the day that Lily rose from the dead and subsequently nearly died choking on her own spit.

Chapter 30: Harry Potter 8

Notes:

Wow... It's been almost three months.
Firstly, I would like to appologise for the extended and unannounced hiatus. I started a new and later shift structure at work and it's really affected the amount of time i can dedicate to writing.
That coupled with general writers block led to half this chapter sitting unfinished for most of that time.

From me to my readers. Sorry.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Chapter 30


There was something strange about Harry.

The most obvious was that he was eleven, twelve in three days actually, years old when the last time she had held her baby boy he was only a few months past the age of one. The loss of so many years between them was painful and confusing. Part of her was mourning her baby as if he had actually died that fateful night and another was just humming with joy that her mad plan to protect his life with a shield made from her very soul had actually worked. So, what that she had missed ten years of his life? He had a life and that was what really mattered.

She WAS still very much disappointed in just about everyone around him. Sirius, Lupin, Albus, her sister — oh she was going to pay that bitch back with interest — and even Minnie. Harry should never have had the life she was all but certain had been one of neglect and pain. All but certain because as said: there was something strange about Harry.

He was too mature, and not in an abused child way of mature, she had seen enough of that growing up with Sev to recognise that. No, he had a surety about him that was usually only seen in the old or powerful. He was too well spoken with Minnie and Amelia. The Goblins addressed him with the respect of a trusted business partner. Sirius spoke of him with respect, not the self-inflated pride of a doting godfather but the respect she had seen develop between aurors who had saved each other's lives.

The Tonks family seemed to treat him normally. Ted seemed impressed with Harry's business acumen but not overly so. Andy was certainly pleased with him if her description of him as her potion's student — and note to self: kick Sev in the dick — was anything to go by. Even then, she did kept glancing at him as if he was going to pull a dragon out of his hat… as if he had surprised her and she was trying to work out the trick to it. Only Nymphadora was talking to him as if he was the eleven-almost-twelve-year-old boy he appeared to be; and even then, she was way too animated with the conversation… did she even realise she was flirting with an almost second-year student? Lily was going to tease her mercilessly later… after warning her to behave of course.

"… and then Harry tells me to hold the spell while he transfigures the club into a giant needle that then fell back on the troll and stabbed it right through the neck. It was an incredible bit of magic." The brunette gushed with a blush on her cheeks in her retelling of Harry and her confrontation with the mountain troll. Another reason to strangle Dumbledore.

Hermione. Her name was Hermione. Supposed brightest witch in her generation as Harry and the other girls would tell you. The way the bushy haired girl's face went bright red at their words was just adorable. This was another oddity. These three girls; Hermione, Daphne and Tracey, were all close friends with Harry and Lily could simply not work out the dynamic. Despite their age there was certainly something more than friendship going on but contrary to her first idea that there was an unspoken competition for Harry's affection at play, instead it was looking like Harry, Daphne and Tracey were all competing with each other to woo the bookworm. Which would be odd but somewhat understandable except for the fact that they also appeared to be working together. Could she be out of touch with what teenagers thought and wanted these days? No! it was the children who were strange.

"Alright mum. Everyone's going their own way now." Harry reappeared at her side and she noticed that he was right. Amelia had concluded her paperwork with the goblins, Tracey was wrapping up something with Snapfist, Daphne had not left Hermione and her own side and the Tonks family was departing, dragging an unhappy metamorphmagus away from the looks of it. Only Sirius and his new pink-haired fling remained, excluding the girls and Harry of course.

"I have to get back home," Hermione sadly told them as she gave Harry and each of the girl's long hugs, which further confused Lily. "It was nice meeting you and not to mention fascinating to see your revival. Your charm work was brilliant and I would love go through it with you sometime."

Lily couldn't help giving the nerdy girl a hug which Hermine returned bashfully. She hoped Harry kept this one. Smart girls were always the best fun. "It was nice meeting you too."

Hermione gave them all one last smile before tapping her wrist watch and disappearing in the swirling blur that was the sign of a portkey activation.

"Where did she get a portkey?" They were devilish to get authorised through the ministry and unless times had changed a lot more that she thought they could in the last decade, it was unheard of a muggleborn student getting a hold of one.

"I made it." Harry admitted with a nonchalant shrug. "A lot of out gear has various escape features."

Lily chose not to press on that little button of paranoia. She honestly couldn't find fault in it either.

"Thank God everyone's gone. I was going nuts just standing around invisible."

Lily certainly did not squeal as a short red-haired girl popped into existence next to Harry who just gave her a smirking smile.

"Mum, meet Brooklyn, or Lyn as she prefers to go by." Harry introduced her the grinning child. "She's my little sister."

Lily gave the two of them a slow blink. "What?"

Harry's grin didn't faulter and he wrapped an arm around the girl's shoulders. "I would say something like 'sister from another mister' but that doesn't quite work."

Lily gave them another blink before suggesting the most rational explanation she could think of. "Petunia had a daughter?"

Lyn gave an exaggerated shudder. "Ewwww, no!"

"We've got a lot of explaining to do" Harry said as he linked his arm through Lily's while his other still draped over the new girl and turned them both towards a small clearing among the gravestones. "So, let's take the scenic route home."

Lily frowned as she was pulled along by her surprisingly muscular son. "Scenic route?"

Harry didn't reply and Lily was about to push for an answer when a sudden gust of wind forced her to shield her eyes from a swirl of dust. Her question was suddenly forgotten as she lowered her raised arm to stare in shock at the sleek deep blue-black crystalline craft that shimmered into visibility as it landed near silently between the headstones with only a small ripple of air on the dry grass. It had no appearance like any muggle vessel she had ever seen before; somewhat prismatic, it had a crystalline structure imitating a shield-cut gemstone. Yet as an avid reader of sci-fi and fantasy novels in her adolescence Lily immediately recognised what the craft was.

"Harry… is that a spaceship?"

"Yep." Harry smugly popped the 'p' sound.

Lily just stared at the ship that could have flown right out of one of her old paperbacks. Really there was only one thing she could say. "Shotgun."

Harry just laughed and continued towards the ship.

Boarding the craft was easy. The rear of the ship unfolded seamlessly to provide an access ramp. The ship was only a little bigger than a standard double-decker bus yet Lily could immediately recognise that space expansion charms had been put to use as the interior was much bigger than the exterior… unless this was technology produced space-expansion like the TARDIS.

"It's bigger on the inside." She whispered to herself yet Harry obviously heard her and understood the reference if his snigger was anything to go by. She was gratified by that. Imagine if HER son wasn't a WHOvian, it would just be wrong.

It wasn't until the point that the everyone had boarded, the rear hatch closed and the ship was silently rising into the air that Lily actually voiced the question.

"Harry… what the fuck is happening?"

The day had been one shock after another. By her own experience it felt as if she had woken up the day after being killed by the nose-less wanker and then undergone a whole family get together slash lawyer meeting. They had spent hours in the graveyard both reconnecting and filling out countless forms and paperwork to return her to the land of the living. All she had really wanted to do was hold her son and maybe have a bit of a cry. She was studiously not thinking about how James was dead; in her mind killed only hours ago. Their marriage had been on the rocks and heading to divorce even before the whole til-death-do-you-part thing but a part of her still loved the immature prat. Suffice to say that she was already emotionally overstressed to deal with the fact that she was in a mother-fucking spaceship.

Next to her, Harry took a fortifying breath.

"I want to start by saying that I am your son and a part of me loves you dearly as my mother." He began and Lily tensed because that did not sound like a good way to start any conversation.

"But I am also more than just Harry Potter."

Lily blinked. What the fuck did that mean?

"I also have the name of Alexander Blake and have lived multiple lives prior to being Harry Potter. You see, it started when I met Seraphina…"

Lily's eyes grew wider and wider and Harry — Alex? — continued talking. Multiverses. God-like beings with cute Japanese suffixes. Jumps between realities and the acquisition of power and people. She almost didn't even notice as Lyn — who was also the youngest WEASLEY girl — sat next to her and leant supportively into her side or when Sirius stood behind her and placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder.

"But… you are still my Harry, right?" Her voice trembled. She didn't sacrifice herself for a son that may not have ever really existed, did she?

Harry smiled. "Yes. I'm still your Harry. My first memory as Harry is the red of your hair and the sound of your voice. I remember being the babe in your arms. I remember you singing that silly train song to lull me to sleep."

Lily snorted wetly. Surprised but not shocked that she was crying. "I wanted to be Judith Durham before I got my Hogwarts letter."

Harry reached over and squeezed her hand and she clasped his back tightly. He was her son. He might have more memories and experiences that she was still wrapping her head around beyond that but he was still her son.

"The wizards here might prefer pumpkin juice to lemonade but I guess I have made my own Emerald City."

Lily blinked at the non-sequitur before she noticed the view on the screen in front of them. How on earth had she forgotten that she was in space?

The bright white terrain of the moon swept by as the craft did a low flyby over the luna surface. Before them the lip of a large crater approached and as the ship crested the sides the view suddenly shifted.

A whole forest existed within the crater. Larger than even the Forbidden Forest with tall and twisted trees that gave off a stunning and magical feel. A town could be seen nestled within the forest, it combined aspects of sleek modernism with old-English charm that was at once beautiful and uncanny, but most eye-catching was the castle. Spires of crystal in hues of emerald, rose, sapphire and white reached up like delicate fingers adorned in lace. The castle dwarfed Hogwarts both in size and grander. It lost the rustic charm of the Scottish castle but gained an unworldly element that tugged at the heartstrings of the once teenager who glutted herself on 70s fantasy novels even while attending a true school of magic.

"It's called the Luna Academy," Harry informed her as she stared.

The ship swung in a low circle of the castle and the change in angle silhouetted it against the stary void with the glow of the earth hanging on the horizon. "But it's also Home."

⦖⋄⦕


Alex rolled his shoulders as he walked the Alley with Lily, Hermione, Lapis and Alice. Their purchases — what few there were considering their access to items of much higher quality — were shrunk and hidden away in pockets while they continued to shop. Lily smiled down at him and squeezed his hand as she walked on his right while Hermione recited some obscure fact about the Alley's history to them on his left. Lapis and Alice walked close behind them hand in hand and occasionally pointed out some of the more word-of-mouth histories on the largest magical shopping district in England.

Lily was currently in disguise. After explaining everything to her during their time getting to know each other at the Luna Academy, Alex had been sure to share some of their abilities with her for her own safety. It hadn't taken her long to get minor metamorphous changes down pat. It wouldn't have been needed if the ministry wasn't losing its head over her supposed return from the dead. Eye-witness accounts from their own Head of the Department of Law Enforcement, the legal might of the Goblin nation and the word of the respected Professor of Transfiguration did not stop the attempted fearmongering that Harry had raised some sort of new Inferus.

In addition to the metamorphagus abilities Harry had made sure that Lily had also taken some of their combat talents and a phoenix form. He had also outfitted her with P-comm equipped with amour, shielding and teleportation effects… He was not going to lose another mother.

"See that discoloured flagstone on the corner there? That's where Albion Butterworth, the minister of magic in seventeen-eighty-four was cursed with a withering curse after he supported a French delegation of Veela attempting to set up an English colony in Sussex. The stone was affected by the overwash of the curse and changed colour." Lapis expounded her pureblood knowledge to the bookworm.

Hermione looked as if she wanted to take down notes on the hidden histories that only purebloods seemed to know. "Why wasn't that mentioned in the History of Magic books?" She grumbled.

Lily snorted. "Because the minister was of the Dark faction but supported the introduction of the Veela commune because he secretly had three Veela mistresses. The whole proposal was a corrupt shitshow where the French were trying to gain a political foothold on the island through the Veela. The ministry actively censors much of the historical texts because it doesn't put them in the best light. I read about it in the Potter family journals." Lapis nodded along.

Hermione spluttered. "But that's just wrong! How could they hide that and why would France attempt it? The second hundred-year war was over by then."

"It was in muggle society but the magical conflicts between England and the mainland continued for decades after. It involved a lot more political manoeuvring and trying to curtail the other magical nation's ability to expand into the new worlds." Lily explained. "There's a reason that there's still an English commonwealth and not a magical one anymore."

Hermione looked as if her entire world-view had been thrown on its head and may have asked more follow up questions but they had reached their destination of the overcrowded bookstore.

The building was engorged with overweight and overaged women and the stench of way too much perform clogged the air. Posters announcing Gilderoy Lockhart's book signing event gave reason for the overabundance of unsatisfied middle-aged women. The group halted outside the building, unable to enter or even see into the usually cozy bookstore. Even Hermione eyed the swell of tittering women with trepidation though she did pause to consider the posters. Having access to an entire library's worth of certified text had prevented the girl from picking up and reading the vapid blonde's literary drivel.

"Gilderoy Lockhart? Are his books any good?" She asked to which Alex, Lapis and Alice responded with a resounding "NO!" and Lily just shrugged being unfamiliar with the author.

"What? Why?"

Lapis chose to answer her and almost spat her reply. "He's a fraud. His novels are exactly that, novels masquerading as informative texts. What isn't made up for drama and suspense is either blatantly incorrect or the stolen accomplishments of better witches and wizards."

Her summation of Lockhart's works wasn't said quietly and they, as a group, received the collective glares and mutters from those witches waiting in line.

"What? Why?" Hermione spluttered.

Alex decided to hurry the group along to prevent any confrontations, they already had copies of the needed texts at the academy and the Tower unfortunately already had copies of the flop's works.

"The magical world doesn't have any standardised systems in place when it comes to publishing. Anything can be published so long as long as it's paid for and as much as I hate to say it, Lockhart's books sell well. He could be an accomplished fiction author if he didn't try and present himself as a kind of magical Indianna Jones." Alex said as they continued walking by. He peered through the crowded windows as they passed and succeeded in catching sight of Lyn in her Ginny Weasley form giving him the stink eye as she shopped for school supplies with her family. He sent her a silent apology, but they both knew that it had to be done. By tonight they would have the diary and have successfully prevented the entire Chamber of Secrets fiasco.

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"What do you mean you don't have it?!" Alex fumbled the crystal he was currently charging with magic and nearly dropped the rune engraved plane of quartz.

"He didn't slip it into my cauldron; he didn't even get into a fist fight with Dad." Lyn complained from where she sat on his work bench, kicking her legs back and forth as if she really was only a child of eleven.

The room in one of the larger towers of the academy was filled with partially completed runestones, planes of pristine quartz of varying colour and wooden shelves and benches of dark solid wood. Large arched windows looked over the luna forest and the distant earth glowed down at them above the shallow horizon.

Alex put the plane of quartz down on one of the benches and turned his attention fully to his sister-lover-confidant. "And he didn't even have it on him?"

Lyn shook her head. "I sent a clone after him and intangibly searched his pockets before he got to the disapparation point. He would have noticed someone following his apparation and I didn't want to test his wards but he certainly didn't bring the damn diary to the bookstore."

Alex pinched the bridge of his nose and considered their choices. It would be annoying but they would eventually be able to find Malfoy Manner if they needed too. There were a few different ways they could get passed the wards to reach the diary horcrux but waiting for Malfoy to literally deliver it into their hands had been the simplest of them… except that he didn't. Alex tried to ignore the uncomfortable feeling that he was missing something. He didn't think anything he had done during first year would have changed Lucius' plans that drastically. Perhaps he was simply playing it safer with the whole Luna Academy opening happening at the same time.

Alex eventually released a sigh. "Alright. We'll deal with the Basilisk once we get back to Hogwarts and then search Malfoy Manner for the diary after that."

Lyn nodded in agreement. "I had the thought of one of us overshadowing Draco and retuning to the manner for the Holidays. If we overshadow him on the train then his dad should side-along us from the platform."

"Sounds like a plan." Alex agreed as he reached over to once again resume charging the stone. Why did dimensional magic need so much damn energy?

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"Now where exactly did we have to go again?" Colin's father asked.

Colin skipped ahead on the path and spun to face him while still walking backwards, ignoring his mother's glare at him not looking where he was going, he answered his father. "Ms Marge said that the closest way to the Academy for us was here at Iveagh Gardens."

"Yes, dear. But where in the gardens?" His mother asked. "And look where you're going!"

Colin turned back around just in time to not walk into an elderly woman who was enjoying the rare Irish morning sun and the green of the gardens yet still nearly knocked her down with the large duffle bag he was holding. He dodged to the side with a muffled "Sorry" before answering his mum.

"Ms. Marge said something about the Yew Maze and to make sure I was wearing my pin." Colin ran a finger over the small silver pin in the shape of a crescent moon with a capital 'A' in the centre.

"Over dere, mum. Look over dere!" His little brother, Denis, tugged on his mother's hand and pointed at a small sign that noted the location of the Yew Maze.

"Very good, Denis." His mother smiled at the younger boy.

Colin rolled his eyes but was too excited to be annoyed at his younger brother and instead followed the direction.

The Yew maze wasn't much; just circle of low hedges creating a simple round maze that was impossible to get lost in. Despite the sunny day leading to moderate number of people enjoying the park, the mase itself was completely empty. In fact, it was almost as if people were avoiding it, or so it seemed until another family — a mother, father and a young girl — approached from a separate path. They wouldn't have looked out of place except for the fact that the girl was dragging along a new vivid pink suitcase. Collin shrugged his duffle bag higher on his shoulder as the families came together before the entrance to the maze.

The father of the new family, a shorter man sporting an incredibly bushy moustache, eyed the Creevey's and nodded his head energetically. "You lot, er, sending the kids off to the Academy too?"

Colin's dad reached out a hand to shake with the other father as he replied, nodding. "Yeh. Just the one though, the other's got another year to go but Ms. Marge said he'll be able to use the crystal rose thingy to learn a bit while at home."

"Smashing! Hear that dear? Hopefully young Donnie will be able to do the same in a few years." The father excitedly pronounced.

The mother, a much calmer and taller woman with blond hair, placed her hand calmingly on her husband's arm as she answered. "It would be very surprising if he was magical but Ms Marge did make mention of classes catered to nor- ah, mundane children were in the works."

"Really? Oh, I wonder if they'll open those up for adults?" Mrs Creevey added while expertly reeling in Denis who was looking like he was about to make an attempt to run off somewhere. He was forced to stand between the adults with a sulky bored look on his face.

Collin rolled his eyes as his mother joined in the conversation along with the other mother, didn't they know that he had to go?

"Are you… also a magical?" a soft voice interrupted his musing and he turned to the girl with the pink suitcase. She was about the same age as he was, with wide blue eyes and short reddish-brown hair, she had a cute splattering of freckles across her nose. Cute? Where had that come from?

"Er, yeah. I'm a wizard." Collin rubbed his hand vigorously on his trousers and held it out. "I'm Collin, Colin Creevey."

The girl blinked at the hand before timidly holding out her own and giving a loose shake. "Eliza. Eliza Thornbury."

"So, er, you're a witch?" Collin grimaced. What was that? That was a stupid question.

"Oh, no… I don't think so. Miss Marge, the um holographic woman in the rose, she said I was actually a type of shaman. Like a hedge-witch, I can't use a wand but can do other magic."

"Really? That's so cool. I've never heard of a shaman before." Colin said excitably. "What can you do? All I can do is sometimes turn the cat green." He recounted his last bout of accidental magic.

"Oh… um well, I guess it's not really something I need to keep a secret anymore but," Eliza took a deep breath. "I can talk to animals."

"Wow." Colin looked at her with shining eyes causing Eliza to blush.

Before more could be said the parentals interrupted and from their knowing looks, they knew exactly what they were doing.

"Almost time, Deary." Eliza's father, Nigel, said as her mother swept in to give her one last hug.

Collin's mother did the same. Her arms wrapped tightly around him as his little brother sniggered.

"Ma, we should take a photo before we go." Collin suggested and once free of his mother's embrace. Not because he didn't like the hug or anything. He quickly pulled his dad's old Argus C3 aka 'the brick' from his luggage and held it up/

"That's not a bad idea, son." His father patted his head.

"Eliza." Collin called to the girl who looked from her mothers' arms to him. "Did you and your folks want to join in the photo?" Collin aske with a slight blush on his cheeks.

"Oh! A picture! How Smashing! C'mon Eliza dear, Let's." Nigel answered insead but Eliza did nod… so yeah, win?

Everyone gathered together in front of the platform in the centre of the maze and Collin found himself in the predicament of being the one holding the camera and not being in the actual shot. Until his Da laughed and took it off of him and pushed him into the centre of the group (right next to Eliza) and held the camera up himself.

"Say' Po-TAY-toes!" He called out and everyone replied as he took the picture, though the Thornbury's gave him a queer look.

Collin took the camera back off his dad with a final hug and whispered "Thanks" and returned to the group.

"Look after yerself, Sweetie." His mother said.

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do." He father added.

"I'll see you for Christmas." Collin tried not to cry.

"See you before then, actually." his Ma told him. "There are parent weekends every weekend but they cycle through the numbers so they're not overwhelmed. We'll see you in month, Dear."

Collin nodded and tried no to show how relieved that made him feel. With a final wave he turned back to the crystal platform just as Eliza was wrapping up her teary goodbyes with her parents.

Together they paused before the round raised crystal surface.

"Together?" he asked the red-head.

Eliza nodded. "Together."

They jumped forward and onto the hard crystal surface and… Nothing happened.

Collin turned to look at his family who we're staring confused. "Isn't something supposed to happen?" he asked the girl next to him.

"I don't knoooooo—"

Eliza's reply was cut off as the entire platform lit up and they were surrounded by a bright beam of white light and an odd feeling of weightlessness overcame them.

Beyond the light, his family and the garden vanished in a streak of colour to be replaced by stars and before he could even recognise that his feet weren't actually touching the ground he was already landing firmly and the light fade away.

"Wow!" Collin breathed out.

A magnificent castle of crystal spires and glassine bridges reached up before him into a star filled sky. The castle and the garden the now found themselves in glowed brightly enough that it felt like day and yet the sky was black with scattered droplets of silver. High over one of the leftmost spires, a glowing blue and white orb that looked like the planet earth shown with strange reflected light down on them.

Around him, through dark leafed hedges and pastel stone arches, other crystal platforms were shining with incoming beams of bright light and as they faded, they left behind other students who stare around in wonder.

"Collin Creevey and Elize Thornbury?" A nearby voice pulled Collin's attention to a young woman with blue hair and light blue skin wearing a lowcut blue dress with a deep blue gemstone nestled between her breasts.

Collin tried to keep his eyes on her face. He really did try.

"That's us." Eliza answered for the two of them, not noticing Collin's discomfort.

The blue woman smiled. "I'm Professor Persian. Welcome to the Luna Academy of Magic and Enchantment."

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Alex sat in a compartment on the Express and waited for the girls to find him. He'd made sure to arrive early to snag a good compartment and to enlarge it so they could all fit comfortably. Hermione would likely be the first to arrive after him, followed by Lapis and Alice. But Lyn, being with the Weasley's was likely going to arrive at the last minute. At she should still avoid all that nonsense with the flying car… Alex frowned, certain he was forgetting something but his thoughts were interrupted by the compartment door slamming open and tiny blond stomping her way into the compartment.

"YOU!" she stared him down with large, almost protruding silver eyes.

"Me?"

"YES, YOU!" she made an inarticulate sound and held up her hands in as if to strangle him. "Do you know who I am?"

He certainly had some suspicions but didn't think this was how they were going to meet. "Are you Luna Love—"

She cut him off. "YES! LUNA LOVEGOOD! LUUUUNAAAA LOVEGOOD. It's in the bloody name!"

"…What?" Alex was not sure what was going on.

"You made a school ON THE MOON and didn't send me an invite!" How can a girl look so angry and sad at the same time?

"I'm sorry?"

Luna seemed to deflate. "Well… as long as you're sorry." She flopped into the seat next to him and then turned surprisingly teary eyes to him. "Next year?"

Alex couldn't help himself and wrapped an arm around the smaller girls' shoulders. "Next year for sure."

Luna nodded and leant into his embrace. "Good."

Alex had no idea what had just happened.

"Ginny was right. You do give good cuddles." Luna said softly.

Alex's chuckle was cut short with her next words though. "Can you also do that thing she does with her tongue that make me feel all fluttery?"

And of course, that's when Hermione opened the door.

"Harry! It's good to…" She paused, her eyes narrowing in on Luna and blinking rapidly as she minutely shook her head. "Sorry, thought I heard something silly. It's good to see you again, Harry. And umm, who's your friend?"

Harry forced a smile. "Hermione Granger. Luna Lovegood. Luna Lovegood. Hermione Granger." He introduced the two while windlessly levitating Hermione's trunk into the overhead. The feat of magic simply accepted by the other two.

"It's nice to meet you." Hermione smiled kindly at the smaller blond. "Are you a first year?"

"Yes, this is my first, and hopefully last, year at Hogwarts. And its lovely to meet you. Maybe we can go to the moon together next year?" Luna looked up at Alex. "Do they have Moon Frogs up there? Daddy says they do."

Hermione stared at the girl then meet Alex's eyes and mouthed "Moon Frogs?" silently and Alex tried not to laugh.

"I've not seen any myself. But to be fair, I haven't explored the entirety of the moon."

Luna nodded sagely. "That's probably for the best. Daddy say's that Pink Carnivorous Floyds grow in the dark side of the moon."

The next twenty or so minutes passed in idle conversation with Hermione becoming more and more bewildered by the quirky first-year. She took Luna's unique perspective much better than her canon self, likely her prolonged exposure to all three of her friends defying convention and common laws of magic on the regular. Still, somehow, she found herself holding a back-issue of the 'Quibbler' and she wasn't exactly sure how to react to a lot of the more wild theories that Luna was explaining while pointing to handmade drawings of a supposed crumple-horned snorkack.

The compartment doors rolled open once more as Alice and Lapis entered dragging their trunks behind them. Somewhat awkwardly in Alice's case as she was also carefully cradling a bundled blanket in her arms.

"Harry, Hermione and… Luna?" Lapis greeted them.

"Hi Daphne." Alex once again magically assisted with their luggage while the girls' exchanged greetings.

Alice however smiled almost menacingly as she greeted Luna. "You are Luna Lovegood."

Luna blinked larger silvery-blue eyes at curly haired tween. "And you are Tracey Davis. In another life we became intimate lovers."

Her comment caused Hermione to choke on her own spit and Alex's brows to arch, yet Alice's smile, somehow, grew even wider.

"That's right! Maybe sometime later we can explore that possibility." Tracey's words set Hermione coughing again. "But first! I come baring a gift!"

"Is it a Greek gift?" Luna asked warily. "Daddy says Greek is the best gift anyone can get but only if you're giving it."

"Better." Alice ignored the dubious life advice of Xenophilius Lovegood and pushed the bundled blanket into Luna's arms. "I needed to get Harry to introduce me to Snapfist but he was all too happy to get me this."

Alex's eyes widened as he suddenly realised what Alice and Snapfist had been discussing at the cemetery and instantly knew what she was holding. She shot him a triumphant grin as he shook his head. He really should have thought of this himself. Were all the girls going outdo him on wooing the women of this world?

Luna looked down at the bundle in confusion then tilted her head adorably to the side and looked at Alex, her question in her eyes.

Alex accepted his loss this round and nodded encouraging at her which seemed to relieve the small blond as the blankets wriggled in her arms causing her to frown and look back down at it. Carefully, she pulled back a fold and a snuffling nose attached to a brown furred creature poked itself out of the blankets to sniff at her hand.

Luna let out a long, high-pitched squeal as she pulled the blankets off completely

"YOU GOT ME A SNORKACK!!!" She cried and squished the fluffy creature to her breast. "You, got me, a Crumple-Horned Snorkack. I… I… "Luna, lost for words, stood and grabbed Alice's collar and pulled the girl into a searing kiss with the Snorkack nearly crushed between them.

Hermione stared at the two shocked, her eyes flicking between the show of affection, the small rabbit sized creature and the surprisingly accurate drawings in the magazine she still held. The creature, looked like a cross between a rabbit and small dog, it had silky long fur that was brown in colour and small horns that curled back around its head, appearing almost squished.

Luna finally, released Alice who rocked back on her heels with a gasp of air, a little trickle of saliva dripping from her lips and satisfied look on her face. She then turned to Alex and jumped into his lap and smashed her lips against his too.

Alex, while stunned, still had the wherewithal to wrap an arm around the waif of a girl and steady her as she clumsily kissed him his gusto. He returned the kiss with equal, if perhaps confused enthusiasm… because why wouldn't he?

Finally, Luna broke the kiss, her cheeks flushed a deep pink, and held up the surprisingly and thankfully docile Snorkack between them.

"Tracey got me a Snorkack." She said redundantly, which somehow prompted Lapis to burst into laughter which set everyone off except for Hermione who was blushing a violent pink, her mouth opening and closing as she struggled to find words.

"You, you k-kissed Harry and Tracey!" Hermione eventually managed. It almost sounded like an accusation.

"They got me a Snorkack." Luna held up the adorable creature as if that justified anything and everything.

"I… I have to bathroom." The still blushing Hermione fled the compartment and Alex resisted the urge to sigh.

Lapis however sighed in his place and uttered a dejected, "Too much, too soon. I'll go make sure she's ok." She left to follow the bookworm.

Luna tilted her head to the side. "Did I do something wrong?"

Alex hugged the girl. "Not… necessarily. Some people just aren't that comfortable with displays of affection that soon."

Luna frowned. "But… she's part of the harem, right? That's what Ginny said."

That explained soo much.

On the platform the announcement for last boarding was called out and only a minute later the train shuddered into motion as, at the same time, the compartment door opened once more and a tired looking Lyn stomped in and flopped herself down next to Alex to bury her head in his side.

"Hello, Ginny. Tracy and Harry got me a me a Snorkack." Luna announced to the red-head from where she was still seated in Alex's lap.

Lyn looked up and graced the blond with a smile. "That's great Luna, I know you've wanted one for an age now."

Alex wrapped one arm around Lyn's shoulders and hugged her against his side. "You alright?"

Lyn let out a long and tired sigh. "I'm just so over the Weasleys some times." She told the room. "Don't get me wrong, the twins can be fun but even they can be exasperating twenty-four seven. But it's the rest of them that's insane." Lyn shook her head and buried herself deeper into his side.

"What happened?" Alice asked.

"None of them can be ready on time, we barely made it in time for the train. But for the whole summer, the twins goofed off too much and made everyone on edge, Ron would not shut up about how great friends he is with 'the great Harry Potter' while also being such a lazy and jealous prat and Molly would not stop trying to give me advice on how to steal the hearts of attractive young men like Harry by getting on my knees and sucking his cock."

It was the last part of that rant that the returning Lapis and Hermione walked in on and once again Hermione's face flushed crimson as she turned hard eyes on Alex.

"What can I say?" Alex tried to explain from where he was squeezed between three attractive young girls in the forms of Tracey, Luna and Ginny. "I'm a popular guy?"

"Harry." Hermione's voice was steel and behind her Lapis grimaced. "What is going on?"

This… was earlier than Alex had wanted. He had planned to explain things as they entered fourth year but then again plans needed to adjust to reality and so must they.

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[/center] Alex sighed as they exited the thestral drawn carriages at the entrance hall of Hogwarts with just Alice, Lyn and a scarily silent Hermione for company as Luna and Ginny had already parted ways with them to take the traditional boat ride across the lake when they had exited the train.

Hermione stomped into the castle without looking back at any of them and Alex winced even as Lapis gave his shoulder a comforting squeeze.

The train ride had been an awkward affair as they had tried to explain some of what was going on with their lives without revealing everything.

"Give her time. She's not as straight laced as you might think." Lapis reassured him as they entered the Great Hall and then split to their corresponding tables. Alex sat near Hermione yet not next to her, giving her space.

Explaining the existence of a multiverse and then an omniverse and the way that fiction interacted with different realities had been surprisingly easy. Luna had accepted the explanation with ease claiming that she already knew of such things from her mother. Hermione had been familiar with the concept from reading her father's collection of comic books yet remained sceptical until they had changed forms into gemstone-based manifestations of living light.

Revealing that they; Alex, Lyn, and Lapis, each had more life experience then their time as Harry, Tracey and Daphne would suggest had been more awkward. Yet oddly, it was almost that Hermione was annoyed that they hadn't brought her in earlier despite Alex's desire to not alienate her or change their friendship dynamic. In hindsight that was probably a pipe dream that was never going to happen.

Despite being intrigued that they had ways to share their abilities and knowledge, Hermione had asked for time to think and Alex really couldn't say no. He just hoped that she would eventually understand.

His thoughts were interrupted as the sorting began and Alex wasn't surprised to note how few first years there were. Of the expected forty odd students; there was only twenty this year and the entire hall was whispering about the lack muggleborns and halfbloods.

The sorting continues at record pace and Harry was elated as both Ginny and Luna found themselves at the red and gold table. It seemed that they would be able to avoid Luna being bullied by the Ravenclaws. They both found a seat next to him and even Hermione seemed happy to have them join their house which gave Alex hope that she really wasn't as put out by the recent revelations as he thought she might be.

Ron mouthing off about 'Loony Luna' did require a surreptitious taste-killing curse wandlessly sent his way under the table. It would last through the opening feast and into the next day. Nothing more could hurt the boy that to take away his love of food.

With the sorting over, Dumbledore stood to give his yearly speech only to be interrupted by a croaking. "Hem-Hem."

Alex's head spun fast as he narrowed eyes on the horrendously pink toad sitting at the head table. How deep in his own head must he have been to not notice the most hated character sitting next to a nauseous looking Professor Sprout?

"If I may, Headmaster? Just a few words to all the lovely boys and girls."

Dumbledore graciously stepped back from the podium with a short bow and the toad stepped forward to address the hall.

"Hello, dears. It's delightful to see all your happy little faces as we begin this new year together." Umbridge greeted the room.

Surprisingly she didn't even glare at anyone and barely even glanced Alex's way. Though, after consideration, Alex realised that she really didn't have reason to antagonistic to Alex yet. He hadn't set himself in opposition to her precious ministry nor had he drawn much attention to himself other than being known as a surprisingly gifted student.

"I'm Dolores Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic and recently promoted High Inquisitor for Education." She grinned over the student, most of whom didn't know what either of those titles denoted. "As some of you might have noted there is a distinct reduction in students entering Hogwarts this year. Worry not, this is simply the natural result of the Ministry's promise to ensure excellence within these hallowed halls. Inferior students have elected, as is their right, to attend inferior institutions and we see them gone with joyous smiles, for as the chaff is discarded so then does the cream raise to the top." Umbridge mixed metaphors deplorably and the students listened with farrowed brows as they attempted to parse her speech.

"We, as a magical society, desire only the best witches and wizards, gems to polished and shaped over generation with the proper pedigree to properly fit the crown of magical Brittan and it is my glorious responsibility to assist in ensuring such quality is nurtured and given able opportunity to shine brightly. That there is greatness made and greatness born…"

She went on and on and on but her speech could really be summed up as the Ministry both trying to cover their asses at the sudden drop in numbers attending the school as well as a not-so-subtle promotion of pureblood ideals.

Alex felt a headache coming on. He had expected a reaction from the Ministry to the creation of the Luna Academy but not this. Out of the corner of his eye he caught Hermione getting progressively more irate as the speech continued. She understood what was being said without being said.

"…And so, I will endeavour to see that the best quality of education is available to those deserving of magic's kindness." She finished her — Alex checked his watch — eighteen-minute lone diatribe.

"What an enlightening speech, Madam." Dumbledore politely retook the podium as Umbridge returned to her seat, not noticing the sour faces of the rest of the staff… minus Lockhart of course, he appeared to have not been listening in the slightest.

"And with that, I say, let the feast begin!" Dumbledore spoke and the incredible amounts of food appeared on the tables.

Alex reached out and snagged some of his favourites, hiding a grin at the shocked face of Ron who had already bitten into a large drumstick only to nearly choke the complete lack of flavour. He frowned as he considered how Umbridge's presence was going to affect the coming year but quickly put such thoughts to the side to entertain Lyn and Luna. He would deal with the pink bitch eventually.

Hours later, Alex walked with the rest of the Gryffindors back up to the dormitories. He needed to carry Luna as the girl was already entering a food coma after a long day. They reached the red and gold room quickly enough and Alex passed the blond over to Lyn who easily lifted Luna into her arms and took her up to their room.

Soon enough, everyone was abed and drifting off to sleep as the day and the heavy food pulled them quickly into sleeps embrace and yet Alex remained awake until everyone else was asleep.

He shifted ghost and phased back through the halls, making his way invisibly to Myrtle's bathroom.

Malfoy hadn't slipped Ginny the Diary and so they didn't know where it could be as off yet. Alex was certain that if it was nearby, he would be able to feel out it's dark magics and so wasn't overly worried yet. Still, he had decided that letting the Basilisk remain when they didn't know where the diary was at was too much of a risk.

"Hello Harry." Myrle purred as he regained form and visibility within the bathroom.

"Myrtle." Alex pulled the teen girl into a heated kiss that cause the ghost girl to shiver with delight.

After they time together with Helena, Myrtle had undergone a subtle but noticeable transformation. She nearly glowed with colour and vitality despite her phantasmal state and she looked much better for it. Eyes shining bright as she licked Alex's taste of her plump lips.

"Has anyone been by?" Alex asked.

"No one." Myrtle informed him as she draped herself over his shoulders from behind and rested her head against his while floating like an unliving cape.

Alex nodded. He had asked the ghost to watch the entrance of the Chamber over the break and was satisfied to know that no one had been by.

"Good. That should make this easier." He said and walked over to the sink, Myrtle pulled after him by her hold on him.

"Open." He hissed at the sink in parseltongue and the sink revolved away leaving the gaping mouth to the Chamber of Secrets.

He didn't bother trying to call for stairs or anything and simple floated down the pipe into the grim dark depths below with Myrtle trailing after him.

The path to the Chamber proper appeared to be undisturbed and Alex opened the round snake door with another hiss. The Chamber itself was as he imagined it. Cavernous, gloomy and damp and dominated by the large statue of Slytherin.

Alex prepared himself to battle as Myrle waited outside.

He grew in size until he was as tall as any Diamond and made his skin as impervious as basilisk and dragon hide yet as adaptable as a Gem's lightform and his eyes flickered deathly yellow, matching the basilisk's deadly glare. He pulled the undeath of a the dementor into his being and the room gained an icy chill and mitigate the effect by burning his phoenix flames in his breast. He called shadow magic into being and clad himself in incorporeal darkness that would dull any blows or magic and he enhanced himself with his ghostly being, becoming again stronger and intolerable. Lasty, he called forth a long, diamond spear, charming it unbreakable and layering Necromantic curses of death. The grey crystal glowed darkly with compressed malice.

Prepared, he looked up at the grim statue and spoke the key words to summon the king of snakes. "Speak to me, Slytherin. Greatest of the Hogwarts four."

The statues mouth ground open wider and wider. The dark entrance whistling slightly as air rushed through the opening like a long-forgotten breath coupled with the smell of age and decay and he waited for the snake to appear.

And he waited.

… and waited…

… and waited…

What the fuck was going on?

Alex looked around as the basilisk failed to make an appearance or even a sound.

Eventually getting bored of waiting, he shrunk down and flew up to the open mouth and peered inside.

Coiled in chamber within the statues hollow space was the unmoving form of Slytherin's once mighty monster. It was obviously dead. Its eyes were carved out of its head, its fangs pried out of its mouth and a gaping wound on its belly revealed its heart was missing.

Alex blinked at the corpse. "What the fuck?"

Notes:

I would also like to announce that in my effort to get around my writing block, I've started a few other stories that I will hopefully keep slowly working on.

I've two celestial grimoire stories and two Waifu Cataloge workds that are slowly taking shape; so if that interests you then keep your open in the comming weeks.