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Mr. Government

Summary:

They knew from the very beginning how it was all going to end.
How all of this was just... a simple game of teasing and taunting each other just to see who would break their role first...
They knew they never had a chance to be together.
They knew they didn't have enough time, so they had to satisfy themselves with just their little game...but that wasn't enough.

Or
Mycroft starts to feel strange feelings...feelings that he didn't feel before and doesn't understand why or how are they connected to Albert?

So he just buries himself into even more work. (he might have a problem. Always putting work first instead of your own health? wonder where that will lead..)

Meanwhile, Alber also has some issues regarding his new boss, and he is just way too overwhelmed by all of this so he runs to his best friend for help, wine (He might also have a problem, keeping all of those feelings deep down and not sharing them because you don't want to be a burden to your brothers because you still blame yourself for all that is happening might also not be very healthy)

In conclusion, 2 unhealthy bastards that don't take care of themselves fall in love and they will take care of themselves, together.

Notes:

This fic was supposed to be more of a joke, but aparently it's transforming into agst or smth.

Chapter 1: The crack fic

Summary:

This is kind of a parody or an attempt at best, the actual fic starts at chap 2: Wine is the answer

Chapter Text

Albert sips with a trembling grin out of his fancy glass of red wine, the liquid making its way to his thin lips while still slightly trembling in a state of immense shock not believing what happened and hoping that he wasn't going mad and imagined the whole thing.

He whispears in shock trying to make himself believe that it did indeed happen, after all, he had the hickeys on his shoulder as proof but it still seemed unbelievable that the serious brute of Mycroft would perform such an act and he felt the world spinning around him, making him question everything he knew until that point, the only thing that couldn't betray him was his precious red wine, he could always count on it that it's going to work no matter the situation, red wine was the answer.

He didn't even realize that he spoke ''The government itself fucked me up..'' out loud and not in his head but still not being able to believe that, unfortunately, the other passager, an old man it seems, who was probably drunk at that time also heard him and he started to ramble and go on and on on how when he was a young lad the government was also very ruthless and the one-sided conversation started to get super political, it got to a point where the old geezer started to even give him tips on how to counter-attack it but young Earl was lost in thoughts trying to process what happened and how he should react, how he should feel but his brain stopped working and it shut down. He suddenly came back to the real world when the old man patted his shoulder and wished him luck and well on his problems with the government. The old's man advice was with good intention indeed but it couldn't help in his current case because little did the old man know that our Earl got fucked by the government itself, literally (:

All the way till he got home he was mentally cussing Mycroft out, being totally outraged by what happened, and was thinking if he should tell Louis to sharpen his knives or not only to get to the cruel realization that he doesn't have his precious wine with him and Moran drank it all a few days before and now he is wineless.