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1. No Running By the Pool by Uniform_Hippo

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   12 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Tartaglia | Childe/Zhongli (Genshin Impact)
   • not yet though - Relationship
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Skirk (Genshin Impact)
   • Egeria (Genshin Impact)
   • Elynas (Genshin Impact)
   • Focalors | Hydro Archon's Divinity (Genshin Impact)
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Scylla (Genshin Impact)
   • Remus of Remuria (Genshin Impact)
   • Boethius of Remuria (Genshin Impact)
   • Cloud Retainer | Xianyun (Genshin Impact)
   • Ganyu (Genshin Impact)
   • Guizhong (Genshin Impact)
   • Herblord (Genshin Impact)
   • Time Travel
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Pre-Canon
   • idk bro it’s a back to the archon war fic but Fontaine flavor
   • Childe is Abyss/Primordial Sea compromised
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • The Abyss (Genshin Impact)
   • zhongli and venti will show up later
   • Archon War (Genshin Impact)
   • Pre-Archon War (Genshin Impact)
   • Concussions
   • Beta reader: we live like Morax with regrets and dead friends

   Summary

   Childe gets sent back to Archon War Fontaine after getting smacked by the All Devouring Narwhal. Now he’s just trying to survive and find a way back without causing too much of a disturbance. He fails to keep a low profile and gets dragged into the war fighting on the side of Egeria.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   113,161

   Chapters:

   16/?

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