Chapter 1: manifesting your enemy’s demise: a guide by Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
in which a battle is fought
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Table of Contents & Chapter Lengths
Chapter 1 - 00:32:13
Chapter 2 - 00:14:30
Chapter 3 - 00:49:34
Chapter 4 - 00:49:47
Chapter 5 - 00:49:02
Chapter 6 - 00:42:12
Chapter 7 - 01:10:23
Chapter 8 - 00:38:12
Chapter 9 - 00:56:25
Chapter 10 - 00:27:39
Chapter 11 - 00:45:12
Chapter 12 - 00:40:26
Chapter 13 - 00:30:27
Chapter 14 - 00:21:54
Chapter 15 - 01:04:23
Chapter 16 - 01:13:59
Chapter 17 - 01:40:43
Chapter 18 - 00:54:35
Chapter 19 - 00:53:55
Chapter 20 - 00:49:27
Chapter 21 - 00:47:33
Chapter 22 - 00:38:48
Notes:
I hope you enjoyed my first attempt at podfic! Please let me know if you notice errors/mispronunciations, and I will do my best to fix it moving forward!
HUGE thank you to CordeliaRose for creating this wonderful fic and for allowing me to record this <3
Music: Welcome Home by Radical Face
I promise the audio quality improves after the first few chapters
Chapter 2: achilles, achilles, achilles, calm down (about the profiteroles)
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
in the day following the battle, funerals are held, and the campers begin to settle into their post-war reality
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Notes:
I hope that you enjoyed the chapter! Please let me know what you think, and give some love to the original fic if you haven’t already!
Chapter 3: grovers gonna gossip
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
the sons of the big three help with the cleaning efforts, and a much-needed conversation is had
Notes:
CW: quite an extensive talk about sibling death (see the end note for more spoiler-y details)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
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CW: the talk about sibling death involves how and why it happened, as well as the wider circumstances surrounding it e.g. Percy’s promise to Nico and how he reacted।
Thank you for listening! I hope you enjoyed!
(If you notice it, I apologize for the kind of choppy editing/pacing — I had a cold at the time of recording and was having to do a lot of editing out coughing/sneezing/etc. )
Chapter 4: a crash course in traumatic injury appellations
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
and thus, the three days begin!
Notes:
CW: medical treatment of wounds (not very graphic or gorey)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
Please let me know what you think!
Starting the process of trying to settle into character voices for these two.
(Apologies again for any choppy editing/etc— I was still getting over being sick while recording, and was fairly congested and coughing)
Chapter 5: the traps and pitfalls of breakfast pizza
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
in which there are recollections, apologies, and unconventional breakfast foods
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Notes:
Shoutout to the line that I had to re-record about 12 times:
Thankfully, his Phlegethon-granted unamnesia’ing doesn’t gift him any toilet-based recollections.I tried a different mic this chapter- what do y’all think?
(A bit nervous about this one, but I hope I’m starting getting the hang of character voices..)
Chapter 6: like he was rode hard and put away wet (platonic)
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
ice cream ratings, linguistic considerations, and very platonic hair washing
Notes:
Edit 2/7/24 - Shoutout to hart051 for pointing out a slip of the tongue that I overlooked! The error has been corrected and the file reuploaded!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Please let me know what you think ❤️ (I crave feedback, even if it’s just a keysmash or emoji)
(I do truly apologize for my attempt at a Texan dialect— if anyone has advice for that or the Italian words, I welcome it!)
(I promise this is the worst the accent will be— I started to figure it out)
Chapter 7: nico's dignity loses the war on drugs
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
confusion, conversation, cannibalism, and cannulas
Notes:
WOW it’s been a minute— sorry! The combination of a long chapter (the 4th longest in the fic, I believe), a hectic week-or-so at work, and general personal-life stuff, it took way longer to record and edit this than expected!
I found it to be an interesting challenge to differentiate other characters’ voices from each other in group dialogue scenes (and I have absolutely no clue whether I succeeded or not)
I hope you all enjoy this chapter!!
CW: PTSD flashbacks & consensual medical drug use (more spoilery details in end note!)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
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-CWs: the PTSD flashbacks are nico remembering his time in Tartarus; the consensual medical drug use concerns the use of morphine as a pain relief, and nico does get Slightly High from it!
Reader Notes:
I hope you enjoyed!!I welcome any and all comments, including emojis and key smashes (please be kind) but if you can’t think of anything to comment, consider…
Discussion question:
Are there any words that you find absolutely unpronounceable?
(Inspired by Nico v. Cannula)
Chapter 8: finely diced pancreas (derogatory)
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
In which there are broom battles, a hunt for disinfectant, gratitude, fitted sheets, and Feelings
(but no gratitude serenades, which are prohibited by the bro code)
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Notes:
I hope you enjoyed! Let me know what you think in the comments ❤️
Chapter 9: platonic friend hoodies are totally a thing
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
the boys continue to get to know each other during Nico’s first full day helping in the infirmary. Conversations occur, gratitude is given (much to Nico’s chagrin), and a hoodie appears
Notes:
No CWs for this chapter!
This has been the only chapter so far where the cat has not interrupted me at least once, so I didn’t need to edit any meows out! However, birds were apparently chirping loud enough to be heard through the (closed!!!) window
You win some, you lose some, I suppose
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
I had a lot of fun with this one, and I hope you do too! Please let me know what you think!
Also, CordeliaRose posted through ch. 3 of august (will’s version) and it is INCREDIBLE and you should all go read it if you haven’t already
Discussion question/poll of the day:
-Have you ever eaten a s’more? What’s your opinion on them?
Chapter 10: fuck you, will solace
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
Nico learns to treat burns. A stumbling block is encountered
Notes:
cw: some mental health stuff, more specifically rejection sensitivity dysphoria type stuff
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
Anyone speak Italian and would be able to lend me a hand with pronunciations? (I am doing my best with the help of google and pronunciation guides but I can’t help but feel that I am just frankenstein-ing and Americanizing all of the Italian parts!)
Please comment if you enjoyed!
Chapter 11: multiple updates to will solace's fuckability status
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
healthy communication, baby satyrs, and unexpected group interactions
Notes:
CW: talking about feelings and mental health stuff, mention of pregnancy and a difficult childbirth (not particularly graphic), nico being angsty (aka more feelings, but not many of them)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
I hope you enjoyed this chapter!!
I crave comments, so please let me know what you think!Shoutout to the August discord for supplying me with motivation and increasingly unhinged takes
(Also, as always, make sure to comment on the og fic if you haven’t already! This wouldn’t exist if CordeliaRose hadn’t written the fic in the first place!)
Chapter 12: HBOLNF club
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
a scroll arrives
Notes:
Thank you for the comments last chapter! They honestly made my day
CW: brief mention of animal death (in the context of a farm, not graphic at all), feelings, blink-and-you'll-miss-it sexual assault reference - further details in end note to avoid spoilers
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
CWs: the mentioned animal death is a quick reference to some chickens getting eaten by coyotes, the feelings are nico's reaction to getting the scroll from leo - anger, hurt, betrayal, and some emotional numbness, and the blink-and-you'll-miss-it sexual assault reference is when nico meets a young female ghost who was attacked because i like making things depressing apparently
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Shoutout to cordeliarose for their continuing support of this project and for commiserating with me over accents (and for writing this glorious fic in the first place)
A comment about pipetting samples while listening to the last chapter sparked my curiosity, so (if you’d like to) let me know in the comments:
-What have you done while listening to this Podfic? (or what do you generally do while listening to audiobooks or podfic)
For me, I tend to listen while driving or sewing because I have too much adhd to just sit still and listen
Chapter 13: well well well, if those aren't the consequences of nico's actions
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
A Very Normal Family Breakfast, and then…Emotions (sorry to break this to you, Nico, but you are very loved)
Notes:
CWs: feelings, and feeling talks, because you can't just go running off nico
Reader Notes:
I was listening to Hadestown while editing this chapter and it definitely didn’t make me emotional, no siree!I’d like to think that this is the start of my Will’s Texas Accent redemption arc, because although it’s not perfect, I feel like it’s better than it was back in ch 6 (hopefully)
I hope y’all enjoy!!!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
Thank you for all the love last chapter! I haven’t had a chance to respond to comments yet, but I will! Please accept this next chapter as my everlasting gratitude
I genuinely love hearing what you guys get up to while listening!
Any ideas for songs that I can use as the intro/outro for Will’s Version (when I eventually record it)? I have a lot of ideas and a few top choices at the moment but I’m always on the hunt for other recs! Let me know if you have thoughts!
Chapter 14: just keep putting your best foot forward :)
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
The Romans depart. Nico...deals
Notes:
CW: big feelings, an accidental injury and also, this is where the self-harm tag comes in. more spoilery details in the end note and you can also skip – it takes place in the last five paragraphs, following after the paragraph that ends with “He just feels kind of stupid now.”
In this recording, it happens around the 19:27 mark, so you can stop listening there if you’d like to skip. (Reach out if you would like a copy of the recording with that part edited out)
Please be careful and take care of yourselves!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
CWs: the big feelings concern more to do with how upset nico is over leo’s ‘betrayal’ (as he sees it) and the romans leaving i.e. baby gets his abandonment issues triggered. the accidental injury is nico shadow-travelling into a tree by accident and hurting his wrist and dislocating his ankle, which he resets. the self-harm is then him purposely redislocating his ankle multiple times.
Thank you for all of the love last chapter! I appreciate it more than you can know! ❤️❤️
Chapter 15: it’s all about the italicized ‘oh’
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
Nico watching Will watching Nico
(also climbing walls and campfires)
Notes:
Hey all!! Please enjoy! I love this chapter and I hope I managed to do it justice!
I had a few issues with the audio, but I have ceased to be able to pay attention to any details of this recording, so if you notice anything weird please let me know
CW: None this chapter!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
I hope y’all enjoyed it! We’re getting into a stretch of longer chapters (and a busy time at work) so it may take me a bit longer in between updates.
Your comments give me life though! Thank you all ❤️
I love hearing what everyone gets up to while listeningDiscussion question:
What godly parent do you think you’d have? (Could be from a quiz, pure vibes, or your own preference)A quiz told me I’d be a child of Aphrodite, which doesn’t feel quite right but I also have no clue who’d be a better fit tbh
Chapter 16: if a tree is screamed at in the forest but nobody's around to hear it does it even make a sound (yes, because that's how physics works)
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
early morning cabin invasions, renovations, and therapeutic arboreal shouting
Notes:
Hey all! So sorry for the delay in getting this chapter out! IRL things got a bit crazy these past few weeks, and it’s been hard to find time to record and edit.
The next chapter is a beast, so unfortunately it will also take a bit longer than usual
Anyway, I really hope you enjoy the chapter!
CWs: some trees get screamed at lol so there are some Feelings
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
Thanks for listening!! I’d absolutely love to hear your thoughts, and whatever else you want to shout about in the comments!
(Anyone else read the latest chapter of August: Will’s Version?? Cause y’all? It was posted today, and it is phenomenal)
Chapter 17: will pulls out the receipts (for tax purposes)
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
Nico and Will vs the wonders of American capitalism
Notes:
CW: a single homophobic slur! in italian, during nico's inner monologue (thank you savemesomesunshine for helping me find the right word! it's busòn, which is the f slur, it happens shortly after they enter the mall)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
SO sorry about the long wait! (And thank you all for the absolutely lovely comments! Reading them helped a lot with my motivation)
Please let me know what you think!!!
Chapter 18: percy calls nico an f-word
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
Percy’s birthday celebrations and related shenanigans
Notes:
Hey all! I hope you enjoy the chapter! I am trying out a different microphone setup, and I think it sounds clearer— what do you guys think?
As always, any advice about accents/pronunciation is welcome
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Translations at the end of the chapter (copied over from the og fic)
CW: mention of a miscarriage, not graphic or even touched upon, just a passing thought, but best to mention just in case
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
the dishes/foods nico mentioned are popular in venice and classic to the region, and the thing about only cooking foods from your region is also true!
baccalà alla vicentina = kind of a signature dish, basically salt cod and polenta
moscardino = musky octopus, popular in venice (do not believe google translate. it translates it as common dormouse. i have on good authority from an actual venetian that it is salted octopus. nico was not thinking about feeding percy a common dormouse.)
risi e bisi = rice and peas (fun education fact: in italian peas is ‘piselli’ but in veneto it’s ‘bisi’ instead!)
ragù d’anatra = duck ragu, one of the most well-known pasta dishes in the veneto region but usually made with bigoli instead of fettuccine. however making bigoli by hand requires a specialised machine and i saw a lot of references on various venetian recipe sites to fettuccine so i think that’s an acceptable substitute (hopefully)
ragù di corte = farmyard ragu, made with duck, guinea fowl and stewing hen
fegato alla Veneziana = venetian style liver
frittelle veneziane ripiene = a classic dessert/carnival food, from what i understand a kind of fried pastry
la pinza veneta = a holiday cornmeal cake, again a traditional venetian dessert
Chapter 19: big threesome vs the world
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
capture the flag and other contests
Notes:
It feels SO good to be back!
Thank you all for the lovely comments ❤️ They gave me a lot of joy during a stressful month.CW - description of injuries, blood
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Notes:
I hope you enjoyed!!! Please let me know what you think!
Please take care of yourselves 💕
Chapter 20: humphrey sleeps in will's bed
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
the aftermath of a staring contest
Notes:
Thank you for the love in the comments during my unintentional hiatus! Y’all are genuinely lovely 💕
CW: some tough love and feelings
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Chapter 21: these yoga pants are so comf - will why are you choking
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
decimating gender norms through the power of manicures
Notes:
*drops this and runs*
Happy first birthday to this podfic!!!
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Chapter 22: mythomagic: the teachering
Chapter by The Voice Of The Radish (I_D_Clare)
Summary:
where Nico is forced to both talk feelings and socialize, then plays mythomagic with
the love of his lifehis moderately likable friendChapter length: 00:38:48
Notes:
I should stop apologizing for long breaks between chapters… but I won’t. Anyway, sorry for the long wait! Thank you to lindshrimp on discord for coming up with the chapter blurb!
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