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2024-02-18
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2024-02-18
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Percy Jackson Memes

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Summary:

Funny, short and sweet Tumblr- style memes with our favorite demigods written with my bestie, Izziizzlay :) Rated Teen and up for some possible cursing.

Chapter 1

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Annabeth: Ok, so in Tartarus, the boil-thingies were pimples….

Percy: Uh-huh…

Annabeth: And the heart, was, well, a heart…

Percy: Obviously

Annabeth: So what was the river we landed in?

Percy: …

Annabeth: …

Chapter 2

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Jason: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!?!?

Nico: I may or may not have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Will: YOU KILLED SOMEONE!?!?

Nico: No, no, I aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Jason: So you didn’t kill someone?

Nico: I didn’t say that…

Chapter 3

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Percy: I can control water!

Jason: I can fly!

Leo: I can summon fire!

Hazel: I can summon riches!

Nico: I can summon the dead!

Frank: I can shapeshift!

Piper: I can charmspeak!

Everyone: *looks at Annabeth*

Annabeth: I’m…sssssmart… yay

Chapter 4

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Rachel and Annabeth in a crashing helicopter:

Rachel: *Pulls Annabeth in*

Annabeth: Ah, guess Ms.Dare couldn’t fly a helicopter, huh?

Rachel: Like you can

Annabeth: *takes control and lands it safely*

Rachel:

Annabeth:

Rachel:

Annabeth: Yeah, I really can.

Rachel: Wise bitch

Chapter 5

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Piper: What do you look for in a guy?

Annabeth: Well, I like guys with dark hair…

Percy: *Smirks*

Annabeth: And tan, European skin…

Percy: *Flexes*

Annabeth: He shouldn’t be too smart alec-ish, but also not a complete airhead

Percy: E=mc

Annabeth: He’s fierce, but can also be vulnerable

Percy: Aww, Anna-

Nico: *walks in* you rang?

Chapter 6

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Jason: I can fly you over there. But it won't be... grace-ful.
Annabeth: The enemies are escaping. I better go... chase them.
Piper: The deck is dirty from the monster attack. I guess we better... McLean it.
Frank: I hate to say this, but I must be... frank.
The rest of the seven, Nico, and Reyna: (⊙_⊙;)

Chapter 7

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Rachel: Oh don't you...dare
Clarisse: Don't do that, you're gonna... La rue it
Connor: Look at this, Dad, I...stoll it
Will: I'm feeling frustrated, I need to find my....Solace
Grover: Oh no, the monsters are attacking, I need to hide.... Underwood
Reyna: CAN YA'LL SHUT UP

Notes:

Poor Reyna. Long, not punny name. 😢

Chapter 8

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

*Percy and Annabeth during the underwater kiss*
Annabeth: Ugh, seaweed brain!
Percy: What now, Wise girl?!
Annabeth: Why did I kiss you?? Again??
Percy: I don't know but it was a mistake!!!
Annabeth:
Percy:
Annabeth:
Percy:
Annabeth: Wanna do it again?
Percy: Yeah

Notes:

We all needed this headcanon 😜

Chapter 9

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Godly Parents With their kids:

 

Demeter: Katie! Miranda! DO you wanna spend time gardening this weekend?

Apollo: Austin, Kayla, Will! Guess who's got tickets to Hamilton!

Hades: Nico, wanna play Mythomagic?

The kids: Wot? 👁👄👁

Hermes: Travis, Connor, get in. We're robbing a bank.

The kids: ...Not surprising.

Chapter 10

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Apollo/Lester: Hey Meg want some fruit?
Meg: Yeah whaddya got?
Apollo/Lester: Hm, all we have left is.... Peaches
Meg:
Apollo/Lester:
Meg:
Apollo/Lester:
Meg: I'm suddenly no longer hungry