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🐲 Hanzo Shimada
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Hard crushing on (Y/n), but hides it behind “deep wisdom” and sparse comments like, “The ocean suits you.” Sir. Please.
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Writes poetry in his phone notes app but never shows anyone.
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Gets into silent stare-downs with D.Va when she gets too close to (Y/n) but swears he’s not jealous.
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Genuinely surprised when he starts liking some of Hana’s K-pop playlists. He's a closeted fan of NewJeans.
💪 Zarya
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Big protective older sibling energy toward (Y/n).
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Calls him “Little Water Boy” with zero irony.
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Doesn’t understand K-pop but will defend (Y/n)'s taste if anyone mocks it. “He like what he like. You want to fight me?”
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Secretly makes protein smoothies for him and leaves them anonymously with notes like “For recovery.”
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Thinks Hanzo is too “brooding and shady” and doesn’t trust him with (Y/n) at first.
🛡 Orisa & 🧠 Efi Oladele
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Orisa sees (Y/n) as an anomaly worthy of philosophical discussion. Has asked him “What does it mean to be real?” at least four times.
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Efi lowkey ships Hana/(Y/n) but is confused by the dimensional physics of it all.
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Efi’s trying to make a stabilization device for him in secret.
🦋 Echo
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Echo hums a weird remix of “ETA” by NewJeans when idle. No one programmed her to like K-pop. She just... evolved.
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Sees (Y/n) as a “living glitch” and is fascinated by his structure.
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“I would like to run a vibration simulation based on your heartbeat when you see D.Va. Purely for data.”
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Echo is the most emotionally intelligent AI, and knows Hanzo likes (Y/n) before he does.
🔮 Dr. Eu-Hyung Cho
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Constantly stressed and running on Korean canned coffee and guilt.
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Treats (Y/n) like a lab subject and surrogate son.
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Has a folder titled “Project Siren” dedicated to tracking his stability.
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Feels incredibly guilty about not catching the instability earlier.
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Secretly listens to BTOB while working in her lab, for comfort reasons.
💥 D.Mon (MEKA Squad)
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Has that “big sister who punches you in the arm to show love” energy toward (Y/n).
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Secretly proud of Hana for opening up emotionally—especially toward someone like him.
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Swears she’s not into K-pop... but owns Le SSERAFIM merch. It's for “supporting women.”
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Genuinely worries about (Y/n)’s safety, and has offered to “bench” him if things get worse.
🛠 Overlord (MEKA)
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Overlord lowkey vibes with (Y/n)’s quiet aura. They both avoid crowds.
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He’s very into experimental tech—wants to merge water-enhanced movement with MEKA systems.
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Doesn’t like Hana’s music taste but listens anyway when she shares headphones.
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Would build (Y/n) a personalized hoverboard if asked.
🐵 Winston
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Sees (Y/n) as a walking paradox and has pages of notes on his physiology.
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Taught him to play chess. Loses sometimes. Winston is still processing that.
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Secretly worried about the dimensional ramifications of (Y/n)'s existence.
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Thinks he’s “a bit emotionally compromised by Hana” but doesn’t say it out loud.
🛫 Pharah (Fareeha Amari)
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100% lesbian for Mercy. Will not even pretend otherwise.
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Thinks (Y/n)’s situation is sad, but is too mission-focused to comment.
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Thinks Hanzo needs to “grow a pair” and just tell him.
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Will protect (Y/n) in combat without question—but lectures him after.
Soldier: 76 (Jack Morrison)
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Stressed gay dad.
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Disapproves of Hana being involved romantically—but knows he can’t stop it.
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Stressed with work almost 100% of the time. Def needs more screetime.
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Thinks Hanzo is “bad news,” but also knows that (Y/n) needs someone who gets it.
⚡ Sojourn
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After hearing about it from Sombra, doesn’t trust the Pocket Universe program. Thinks (Y/n) deserves full transparency.
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Keeps trying to run "diagnostics" on him; he keeps evading them. She just wants to spar.
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Can relates to (Y/n)’s physical instability from her own augmentations.
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Would literally suplex anyone who tried to hurt him.
🌐 Satya Vaswani (Symmetra)
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Thinks (Y/n)’s destabilization is dangerous but beautifully tragic.
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Wrote a poem about it. Burned it. Then recreated it in hard-light out of guilt.
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Definitely sees Echo as a fellow artist and talks to her about (Y/n) often.
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Not into K-pop… until she heard a slowed + reverb version of “Spicy” by Aespa.
🐉 Genji
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Understands (Y/n)’s fear of identity dissolution more than anyone else.
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Once told him: “You’re still you, no matter what shape you take.”
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Lowkey wingmans Hanzo, but in the most obnoxiously subtle ways.
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Teaches (Y/n) meditation techniques to center his consciousness when things start to slip.
🛡 Reinhardt
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Rein is a DIEHARD Le Sserafim and Stray Kids fan.
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“FEARLESS, JA?! IT’S A BATTLE CRY!”
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Tries to bond with (Y/n) by blasting “God’s Menu” during workouts.
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Thinks Hana and (Y/n) are “a couple worthy of legends.”
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But also thinks Hanzo is “mysterious… and dangerous.” He likes him.
🌸 Lifeweaver (Niran)
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Flirted with (Y/n) ONCE before realizing he’s completely emotionally unavailable.
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Now just gives him plant-based calming agents and free therapy.
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Calls Hanzo “Mr. Tall, Dark, and ‘I’m Fine.’”
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Would absolutely throw (Y/n) a spa day with cucumbers, a warm bath, and zero responsibility.