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Two days they had been content with eachother… teo days since he was kidnapped… teo days since he returned in shambles to rod, did he cheat on him.
Rod was in such shock ehen he realized that his sugar plum fairy, beetlejuice, had cheated on him. eith a bald math teacher!
!!!
“I CANT BELIEVE THIS AUHGGHGHHH!!!” Rod cried out into the arms of his friend, JFK, who had rushed over when rod had called him in tears screaming about how beetlejuice was in the other room. FUCKING A MATH TEACHER!!!
“its errr uh okay man… maybe it wasnt mean to be… besides! clay’s is gonna be here (hee-yuh) soon!”
Rod burst out into tears as clay birts through the door, holding a bottle of some sort of alchohal.
“haha get cheated on nerd” 😂☠️🤫👅
Clay left.
“… WAAAAIGGGGGHHHHH!!!!”