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Fiona Gallagher created the group chat Gallaghers 

Fiona Gallagher added Lip Gallagher, Veronica Fisher, Kev Ball, Ian Gallagher, Debbie Gallagher, Carl Gallagher and Liam Gallagher 

Fiona [3:42]: Hey guys!

Carl [3:45]: hey

Carl Gallagher changed their name to Officer Carl

Ian [3:46]: Hey Fi!

Veronica Fisher changed their name to V

V [3:46]: hey guys xx

Lip [3:47]: dont we already have one of these group chats

Fiona [3:47]: No?

: We’ve never had one 

Lip [3:48]: oh 

Officer Carl [3:48]: how’s florida fiona 

Fiona [3:48]: The weather’s really nice! The restaurant is doing well.

  : I still miss you guys though x

Liam [3:49]: We miss you too, Fi!

V [3:49]: missing you girl x

Liam Gallagher changed their name to Smartest Gallagher

Lip [3:50]: sure u are

Officer Carl [3:50]: we all k its tru

Lip disliked a message by Officer Carl

Ian [3:52]: I’m adding Mickey

Lip [3:52]: why?

Ian [3:52]: He feels left out

: and we’re married, so he should be allowed on

Lip [3:52]: I can hear u upstairs

: he doesn’t sound like he feels left out

Ian [3:52]: He does

Ian Gallagher added Mikhailo Alexandr Milkovich to Gallaghers

Mikhailo [3:53]: wtf

: said i didnt wan to b on this shit

Ian [3:53]: Too bad <3

Mikhailo [3:54]: stfu

Smartest Gallagher [3:55]: Mickey, why is your user your full government name?

  [3:57]: @mikhailo alexandr milkovich

Lip [3:58]: and y is ur government name so fcking long?

Mikhailo [3:58]: idk how 2 change it

: fuck u philip

Mikhailo Alexandr Milkovich changed their name to Mickey Gallagher

Mickey [3:59]: ian did that

Ian [3:59]: <3

Fiona [4:00]: Aww, did you change your last name?

Mickey [4:01]: no

Mickey Gallagher changed their name to Mickey MILKOVICH

Ian [4:02]: :(

Mickey [4:02]: sh

Lip [4:02]: u guys have to make every family thing ab u two

Ian [4:03]: That’s not true Lip

Debbie [4:04]: heyyy!!

Ian [4:04]: hey debs

Smartest Gallagher [4:04]: Hello!

Debbie [4:05]: Didn’t we have one of these gcs already?

Fiona [4:06]: Hey Debs!

: No

: Why does everyone think that?

Ian [4:07]: Just seems like something we would have ig

Lip [4:07]: mhm

: it shdn’t be named Gallaghers if a Milkovich is gonna b on it

Fiona [4:08]: How’s it been since you got out, Ian?

Ian [4:09]: Good, Mickey’s here

: Plus my old PO died

: She was a right bitch

: Shut up Lip

Kev [4:20]: teknikaly me n V rnt galagers

Ian Gallagher changed the group chat name from ‘Gallaghers’ to ‘Gallagher Family’

Fiona [4:21]: Oh shit. How did she die?

Officer Carl [4:21]: don’t say if u offed her

Ian [4:22]: I didn’t kill her, dick

Officer Carl [4:22]: or mick

Ian [4:23]: He didn’t either 

: Her ex threw her out a window

: Did us all a favour

Fiona [2:24]: Jesus

V [2:24]: Christ

  : Lucky for you then

Lip [2:24]: she waved a gun in my face

Ian [2:25]: Yeah well she almost made her rabid dog bite my dick off

: And told Mickey to toss a guy out of a window

Officer Carl [2:25]: don’t tell me that shit!!!!

Ian [2:26]: Whoops

Fiona [2:26]: Fucking hell

V [2:26]: Wow

: What did Mickey do?

Lip {2:26]: Did he do it?

Officer Carl [2:27]: don’t answer

Ian [2:27]: Yes

Ian Gallagher deleted a message

Ian [2:27]: Of course not!

Lip [2:28]: ur an idiot

Ian [2:28]: Shut up Lip

Fiona [2:29]: He actually threw a guy out of a window??

Officer Carl [2:29]: do NOT answer

Ian [2:30]: No comment :)

Smartest Gallagher [2:31]: Should I be afraid of the possible murderer living with us?

Ian [2:31]: No Liam

Lip [2:31]: yes

Ian [2:32]: Mick looked after u a lot when u were little @smartestgallagher

: He’s not scary

Lip [2:33]: he beat me w a pool cue when he was 16

Ian [2:33]: That was a long time ago

: Get over it

V [2:33]: What the fuck???

Mickey [2:34]: deservd it bitch

: get of ur fckin phone galager

Ian [2:34]: Ur right next to me

Mickey [2:35]: put ur phne dwn

Smartest Gallagher [2:36]: How did he spell ‘Gallagher’ wrong when it’s in the name of the group chat?

V [2:36]: hahahahahha

Lip [2:37]: even his tattoo is spelt wrong

Fiona [2:38]: What tattoo?

Officer Carl [2:39]: he has an ian tat

Fiona [2:40]: A what tat???

Lip [2:41]: a tattoo of Ian’s name

: super sweet

: right above his heart <3

Kev [2:41]: dont make fun of peeple with name tats

: I have V tats

V [2:42]: <333

Fiona [2:43]: Does he actually have an Ian tattoo?

Smartest Gallagher [2:43]: Yes he does

Lip [2:44]: its spelt wrong tho

Fiona [2:45]: That’s actually adorable

Lip [2:45]: not the word I would use

V [2:46]: Hush Lip

  : they’re in love leave them be xx

Debbie [2:47]: yea Lip

: the tattoo is sweet

: leave Mickey alone 

Lip [2:48]: why do u only participate when ppl r bashing me?

Debbie [2:49]: I’m a busy, working single mother, Phillip

: I only have time for the most interesting conversations

Lip [2:50]: and that includes ganging up on me?

Debbie [2:51]: yes and I bet @mickeyMILKOVICH wud agree

Mickey [2:52]: wat

: how r u all so loud on text to

: yh bullying lip is fun

Debbie [2:52]: See???

Fiona [2:53]: Can you show us your tattoo, Mickey??

Mickey [2:53]: sure

Mickey MILKOVICH sent an image

Lip [2:53]: we’ve all seen ur knuckles mick

Mickey [2:54]:🖕

: no u can’t see th other 1

Lip [2:54]: but it’s just so cute and adorable and sweet

Mickey MILKOVICH left Gallagher Family 

Ian [2:55]: thanks Lip

Lip [2:56]: ur so welcome

Fiona [2:58]: Anyway…

: How’s school going Liam?

Smartest Gallagher [2:59]: Good, I got an A in math

: I’ve been selling answers to some tests and doing some people’s papers for them

: Like Lip used to, except I make more money

Lip [3:01]: it was my idea

: I acc sold a paper to mick once

Fiona [3:02]: That’s great Liam!!

: Good to see Gallaghers doing well

: How’s Fred, Lip?

Lip [3:03]: I love him

: he’s also teething so I sort of hate him as well

: but mostly love

Fiona [3:04]: Any new pics??

Lip Gallagher sent an image

Lip Gallagher sent an image

Fiona [3:05]: Awww he’s such a sweetie

Lip [3:06]: yea he’s a cute little fucker until he bites ur nipple

: don’t think he knows I don’t got tits

V [3:07]: Trust me, I know the feeling and Tami has it ten times worse

Kev [3:07]: at lest ur hair is short

V [3:07]: And count your blessings that you only have to deal with one.

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Gallagher Family 

Ian [7:05]: LIP

: STOP FUCKING IGNORING MY MESSAGES U PIECE OF SHIT

Officer Carl [7:06]: jesus

: ur in trouble @lipgallagher

Fiona [7:06]: What did he do Ian?

Ian [7:07]: STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD

: I CAN SEE U READING THESE

V [7:08]: What did you do @lipgallagher??

Lip [7:08]: i didn’t do anything 

Ian [7:08]: Ur a fucking liar 

: Where are u??

Lip [7:09]: home

: leave me alone ian it was his choice 

: get mad at mick

Mickey [7:10]: im tryna sleep

: hes not mad at me bitch

Ian [7:11]: I’m mad at YOU Lip

: I’m coming over

Lip [7:12]: don’t 

Debbie [7:13]: geez Lip what did you do?

Smartest Gallagher [7:14]: What’s going on now? 🙄

Lip [7:15]: nothing 

Officer Carl [7:15]: doesn’t sound like nothing

Mickey [7:16] beat it cop

Officer Carl [7:17]: its illegal then 

Ian [7:18]: You had no right to get my husband involved in your bullshit Lip

Lip [7:19]: stop acting like he didn’t have a choice!

Ian [7:20]: If he hadn’t gone, you would have gotten VERY arrested 

Officer Carl [7:21]: jst so u know thats potentual evidence

Lip [7:22]: turn off ur phone then carl

: i would have been fine without mickey

: he CHOSE to come

Mickey [7:23]: u wld be in a cell but wtvr

Fiona [7:24]: What happened???

Lip [7:25]: law enforcement is watching this group chat

: i can’t say

Officer Carl [7:26]: damn right i am 

Mickey [7:26]: u used to be cool

Officer Carl [7:27]: i’m still cool

Mickey [7:27]: 🐷

Officer Carl [7:28]: fuck you mick

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Ian [7:52]: OPEN THE DOOR LIP

Lip [7:53]: not until u calm down

Ian [7:53]: I’ll calm down when my fucking brother didn’t almost get my husband arrested 

Mickey [7:54]: we didnt get arrested 

Lip [7:55]: call off ur husband @mickeyMILKOVICH

Mickey [7:56]: don’t kill him red

: u wld probs regret it 

Lip [7:57]: that’s all you have to say????

Ian [7:58]: Open the door or I’m breaking it down.

Lip [7:59]: fucking hell

Debbie [8:01]: What happened??

Fiona [8:02]: I don’t know!!!

Smartest Gallagher [8:03]: I don’t have time for this.

Officer Carl [8:04]: none of us do

V [8:06]: ooo I know what happened

Fiona [8:06]: OMG what??

Kev [8:07]: i told yuo not to tel V!!

V [8:08]: I’ll text u privately Fi 😉

Debbie [8:09]: Unfair

Smartest Gallagher [8:10]: I’d rather not know.

———— 

Fiona [10:01]: Is Lip still alive?

Lip [10:02]: barely

Ian [10:03]: I didn’t even touch you.

Lip [10:03]: oooo fullstops 

: I’m so scared man

Debbie [10:04]: I think that means he’s still mad at you Lip

: What did you even do?

Lip [10:05]: NOTHING

Ian [10:06]: Yeah. Nothing.

Debbie [10:06]: Two fullstops now Lip

: You’re really in the shit

Lip [10:07]: @mickeyMILKOVICH can you pls back me up on this 

: I didn’t do anything

Mickey [10:08]: I completely support Ian and not you, Lip.

: You’re in the wrong, and you need to stop being so immature.

Officer Carl [10:09]: wht happened to mick

Lip [10:10]: Jesus Christ Ian

: give Mickey his phone back

Mickey [10:10]: This isn’t Ian, this is Mickey.

Lip [10:11]: Mickey’s not this literate

Mickey [10:11]: I am.

Lip [10:12]: prove ur Mickey then

Mickey [10:12]: Ian’s annoying, Steven Seagal is better than Van Damme, I like old, angsty music no one else listens to and I do stupid illegal shit.

Lip [10:13]: personally I think Mickey wld have just told me to fuck off

Mickey [10:13]: Fuck you.

: He went back to sleep

: Because someone had him up at 3 am breaking his PAROLE

Officer Carl [10:13]: SHUT UP

Mickey MILKOVICH deleted a message

Mickey [10:13]: Sorry Carl

Mickey MILKOVICH sent an image

Mickey [10:14]: See? He’s sleeping.

Lip [10:15]: isn’t it an invasion of privacy to go on his phone?

Mickey [10:16]: He doesn’t even have a password

: He doesn’t care

Lip [10:16]: sure

Debbie [10:17]: awww that’s a cute pic

Lip [10:18]: yea super sweet

: adorable 

Debbie [10:18]: Stop being such a hater Lip

: Ur just mad Tami and u could ever be that cute xoxo

Lip [10:19]: yea im super jealous of Ian rn

: just WISH I had Mickey sleeping on me 🙄

Ian [10:20]: I’ll fucking murder you.

Lip [10:21]: I WAS JOKING 

V [10:22]: You two need to sort your shit out

Officer Carl [10:23]: THANK YOU

Smartest Gallagher [10:24]: I’d have thought you would have matured past petty arguments by now.

: You are both in your twenties.

: One of you is a father and the other is married.

V [10:26]: Jesus Liam sounds like he’s the oldest one here

Smartest Gallagher [10:27]: Thank you, I agree.

Fiona [10:27]: When they were kids they fought like this over Karen Jackson 😭

Kev [10:28]: sins wen did Ian wanna bank Karen??

Lip [10:29]: it wasn’t like that, he wanted me to stop dating her

Ian [10:30]: Dating is a strong word for what you were doing.

Lip [10:31]: you called her a ‘pregnant skank’

Ian [10:32]: Wasn’t a lie

Lip [10:33]: yea real rich coming from you when u were banging some dirty thug in back alleys bc he didn’t wanna be seen with u

V [10:34]: What the fuck!

Fiona [10:35]: Too fucking far Lip.

Debbie [10:36]: Stop being a dick!

Officer Carl [10:37]: jesus man

Kev [10:37]: I dont think thats teh full storie

: bit harsh

Smartest Gallagher [10:38]: I’m guessing that’s a reference to Mickey.

Ian [10:39]: Fuck you Lip. 

Ian Gallagher left Gallagher Family 

Lip [10:40]: fuck

Fiona [10:41]: Well done Lip 👏

Lip [10:41]: I didn’t mean to say that

V [10:42]: Well you said it anyways 

Lip [10:42]: I’ve just been going thru some shit

: shouldn’t have said that tho

Debbie [10:44]: why tf r u telling us

Smartest Gallagher [10:45]: I hope I’m a more intelligent adult.

Fiona [10:46]: Don’t worry, bud, it won’t be hard xx

Lip [10:47]: thanks

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{10:44} To - ‘Little Ginger Brother’

Lip [10:44]: look man I’m really fucking sorry

: I shouldn’t have said that shit about Mickey.

: it’s just been tough at the moment with tami and Fred 

: I shouldn’t have taken it out on u

: I’m sorry for brining Mickey along to Born Free

: he could’ve said no tho

Ian [10:47]: If he’d said no, you would have been arrested.

: He asked me first and I said it was okay.

: You can’t put us in that position again.

: You wanna get drunk, fuck up your life and do stupid, illegal shit?

: Fine. But don’t bring my husband into it EVER a fucking gain

Lip [10:54]: I got it.

: I’m sorry man

: but it’s just Mickey

: he can handle himself.

Ian [10:56]: ‘just Mickey’

: You dont fucking get it

Lip [10:57]: that’s not what I meant man

Ian [10:59]: Just fuck off for a bit Lip

Lip [11:01]: it’s really not what I meant though!

: I just meant he’s grown up on illegal shit

: he’s good at it, which is why I asked him

: but I get now that u dont want him going to prison

: it was shitty of me

: but I was fucking drunk Ian!

: nobody makes good decisions when ur that plastered

[11:10]: nothing to say??

[11:17]: fine have ur fucking space

: talk when u feel more mature about things.

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Gallagher Family 

Mickey [11:25]: fucking hell

: wtf happened

Debbie [11:27]: Please sort them out 

: Driving me crazy

Mickey [11:30]: not my job 2 sort lip out

: nice one bitch

Lip [11:31]: I apologised.

Mickey [11:32]: yea im sure u did a gr8 job of it 2

Officer Carl [11:33]: u text like a drug dealer from the 2000s

: with the flip phones

Mickey [11:34]: i was a dealer in the 2000s

: and the 2010s

: i worked for a fucking drug cartel man 

: we used flip phones 4 evrything

Officer Carl [11:35]: i’ll pretend i didn’t see u admitting to several crimes 

Mickey [11:36]: anyway

: ill sort this out 

Lip [11:37]: thank you

Mickey [11:38]: not doing this shit 4 u

Officer Carl [11:39]: awww

: ex-drug dealer thug is a softie 

Mickey [11:41]: choke on dick

Officer Carl [11:42]: I used to sleep in the same room as u

: ik who prefers that 

V [11:43]: hahahahhahaha

Fiona [11:43]: 😂😂😂😂

Mickey [11:44]: fuck all of u

Fiona [11:45]: Sorry, that ring on ur finger says you’re stuck with us!

Mickey [11:46]:🖕

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{13:20} To - College

Mickey [13:20]: cum ovr and say sorry in person

Lip [13:21]: why is he being so dramatic

Mickey [13:22]: y r u such a little bitch

Lip [13:23]: I’ll come over

Mickey [13:24]: dnt b an asshole like u r normally

Lip [13:25]: ty mick

Mickey [13:46]: yw

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{16:26} Mickey MILKOVICH added Ian Gallagher to Gallagher Family

Mickey [16:27]: now kiss and make up

Lip [16:28]: shut up mick

Ian [16:29]: We made up already

Fiona [16:29]: Glad to see you worked it out 

Debbie [16:30]: What would we have done if they didn’t???? 

: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Mickey [16:31]: haha

V [16:32]: Good job Mickey

Mickey [16:33]: didn’t do shit

V [16:34]: Is he always this grumpy @Iangallagher

Mickey [16:35]: 🙄🙄🙄

Ian [16:35]: He’s usually pretty happy after a good fuck 🍆

V [16:35]: Nope. Did not ask.

Officer Carl [16:36]: UGH JESUS CHRIST

Smartest Gallagher [16:36]: There are minors on this chat.

Mickey [16:37]: u’ve seen worse

Smartest Gallagher [16:38]: I had to bleach my eyes.

Lip [16:38]: u two r gross

: I’m glad I dont live w u anymore

: dont have to hear that shit

Fiona [16:39]: I second that!

Officer Carl [16:40]: for my bday can u both move out??

Ian [16:41]: Sure

: Probably not until your 30th bday, but sure :)

Officer Carl [16:42]: great.

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——Today——

19:24

Ian

Hey Mick

Mickey

hey

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

wtf is that

Ian

It’s a snap

Tap on it

Mickey

ok

it’s just ur face

Ian

Yea Mick that’s what a snap is

Send one back

Mickey

y wld i do that

Ian

To start a streak

Mickey

wtf is a streak

Ian

If you snap everyday it makes a streak

Like how many days u snapped for

Mickey

gay

Ian

?????

How

Mickey

how do i send 1

Ian

aww u want a streak with meee

Mickey

ill delete this shit

Ian

You click on the camera by my name 

And take a pic

Then click send

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

You sent your wall

Mickey

so?

Ian

Send ur face

Mickey

no

Ian

The streak doesn’t work unless u send ur face

Mickey

that sounds like a lie

Ian

It’s true!

Mickey

how wld the ghost k

Ian

The ghost???

Mickey

the stupit wite gost on the app

Ian

It’s called Snapchat Mick

Mickey 

ik that bitch

Ian

It just knows

Idk how

Mickey

ur def lying

Ian

I’m not!

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

stop smiling at me

Ian 

You don’t like my smile?

Mickey

shut up

Ian

Okay Mick 😂   

——Today——

08:51

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

——Today——

08:10

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

You look nice

Mickey

🖕

——Today——

08:19

Ian 

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian and Mickey started a Snapstreak🔥

——Today——

08:43

Ian 

You around today?

Mickey

ur @ scool

Ian

After school

Dugouts

Mickey

okay

Ian

Is 8 good?

Mickey

ya

Ian 

What r u doing today

Mickey

selling to some northsiders

Ian

Sounds fun

Mickey

yea real fucking fun

Ian

😂 

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

13:37

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

y r u w my sister

Ian

Because she’s my girlfriend 

;)

Mickey

dont wink at me

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

i dont wanna see her stupid face

Ian

🟪 Tap to view

🟪 Tap to view

Mickey

yea she can go fuck herslef 2

——Today——

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

——Today——

08:21

Mickey 

🟥 Tap to view 

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

18:54

Ian

I’m so hard

Mickey

dugouts?

Ian

Can’t

Fiona’s making us dinner in like an hour

Mickey

ok

Ian

But I’m so harddd

Mickey

how is that a me problem

go jerk off

Ian

🟪 Tap to view

Mickey

fuck man

dnt send that shit

Ian

Why not?

I bet u liked it

Bet ur hard now too

Mickey

fck u

Ian

I wld if I could 

Send me a pic

Mickey

of what

Ian

Ur dick

Ur ass 

Ur chest

Anything

Mickey

jesus christ

can u get any gayer

Ian

🟪 Tap to view

Mickey

like i said

gay

Ian

Just send something

Mickey

no

Ian

Why not?

Ik your jerking off too

Mickey

am not

Ian

Are too

Just send ur face

Mickey  

ur gonna cum over a pic of my face?

Ian

Rather cum all over ur face

Mickey

fucking hell

Ian

Come onn

Mickey

fine

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

Your hot

Take ur shirt off

Mickey

stop bossing me around

Ian

Okay

Please will you take off ur shirt and send a pic of ur chest

Mickey

🙄

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

Fuckkk

Mickey

shut up man

Ian

U make me so hard

Mickey

u sound like a bad porno

Ian

Send more

Send ur ass

Mickey

fuck no

Ian

Fine send ur dick

Mickey

no

Ian 

Fine send ur tits again

Mickey

i h8 u

Ian

I dont think thats tru

Send them

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian saved a snap in chat

Mickey

wtf??

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

stop sending me ur cock

send ur face 2

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

Take off ur boxers

Mickey

no

Ian

Ur so difficult

Mickey

am not

Ian 

See what I mean?

Mickey

how do i do what u did

Ian

What?

Mickey

like make the snap stay

Ian

You mean save it?

Mickey

wtvr

Ian

You hold down on the pic and press save

Or there’s a little save button in the bottom corner when it’s open

Mickey

ok

Ian

You gonna save a pic of my cock?

Mickey

no

Ian

🟪 Tap to view

🟪 Tap to view

Mickey saved a snap in chat

Ian

Yeah that’s a vid of my cock u just saved

Mickey

i didnt 

Ian

You did

You jerking off?

Mickey

maybe

Ian

Fuck that’s hot

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian saved a snap in chat

Mickey

y did u save 

i just sent my middle finger idiot

Ian

I like ur tattoos

Mickey

ur so weird

Ian

Send more pics

I need to go soon

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian saved a snap in chat

Ian

I still want you to take ur boxers off

Mickey

yh u said

Ian

Ur hand looks so good over ur bulge

Mickey

btw if u did porn theyd fire u

in 2 seconds

for that typa shit

Ian

I’m gonna cum

Mickey

cum then

hurry up

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey saved a snap in chat

Ian

Have to clean that up now

Mickey

no shit 

Ian

Wish u were here to lick it up

Mickey

gross

Ian

Oh but coming down ur throat isnt

Mickey

that was 1 time

Ian

Still happened

Mickey

fuck off

Ian

See u tomorrow?

Mickey

yh

Ian

okay

Did u cum?

Mickey

yh

Ian

:)

Mickey

stfu

Ian

Bye Mick

Mickey

go away

——Today——

08:47

Ian  

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Mickey

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18:14

Ian

You coming?

Mickey

ill be l8

Ian

Mandy said ur dad was mad

Mickey

yh

Ian

You okay?

Mickey

b there soon

Ian

Ok

19:22

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

23:09

Mickey

wen tf did u take that

Ian

When u weren’t looking

Mickey

dick

——Today——

08:50

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

——Today——

08:25

Mickey

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Ian

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Mickey

dugouts?

Ian

I have ROTC

Mickey

after

Ian

It goes on till like 9

Mickey

so?

Ian

I’ll be tired

Some of us have school

And work

Mickey

fuck u i work

Ian

U sell drugs Mick

Mickey

and guns

and ammo

and i move them

and sometimes make meth

Ian

U helped ur dad make meth once and u almost blew the whole house up

Mickey

shut up

dugouts after army shit

Ian

I’ll be too tired to fuck

Mickey

jst come anyway

Ian

Really?

Mickey

fine then dont

Ian

No I’ll come at 9:30

Mickey  

ok

bring beer

Ian

Yes boss

Mickey

🖕

——Today——

08:43

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

13:27

Ian

Mandy said ur dad’s going on a run soon

Mickey

yh

Ian

Are u going

Mickey

nah

taking iggy and colin

Ian

That’s good

Mickey  

ig

17:38

Ian

I convinced Linda to let u work at Kash and Grab

Come tomorrow

Mickey

ok

@ wat time

Ian

4:45

Mickey

ok

thanks

Ian

No problem

——Today——

08:56

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

10:29

Mickey

mandy in skl?

Ian

Yeah why?

Mickey

idk 

she yeled and stormed out ths morning

Ian

At you?

Mickey

yh

Ian

What did you do?

Mickey

y do u think i did shit

Ian

Because ur a grumpy asshole

Mickey

fck u

jst wanted 2 c if u k wats up

Ian

I was just kidding Mick

I’ll ask her if she’s okay

Mickey

ty

14:02

Ian

She said

‘I’m fine asshole’

‘My brothers are just dicks’

Mickey

i didnt do anything

Ian

She said Colin called her a skank

Mickey

so wats she shouting @ me 4

Ian

She said u asked her why she was being so bitchy

Mickey

coz she was being bitchy

Ian

I don’t think that was the way to approach it tho

Mickey

dnt tell me how to tlk to my sister

Ian

I wasn’t

I think she’s just in a bad mood

Mickey

probs on the rag

Ian

Don’t say that to her

She might rip ur eyeballs out

Mickey

im not stupid

Ian

Don’t forget to come to Kash and Grab

Mickey

i wont

ill look out 4 where i got shot

probs still has my blood on the floor

Ian

Five months later?

Mickey

ya

place is a shithole

Ian

Be grateful I got u a job

Mickey

i said ty

Ian

🙄

17:15

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

stop sending me snaps of myself

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

That’s an awful pic of me

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

thats jst as bad of me

Ian

Come here and I’ll take a selfie of us

Mickey

no

Ian

Come here

Mickey  

im right here u can tlk out loud

Ian

Come here 

Mickey

im gonna slap ur oranj head

Ian

*orange

Mickey

stfu

Ian

Just come here 

Stop being a petulant toddler

Mickey

stop tlking like an 80 year old

Ian

Omg 

Ur so annoying

Mickey

fine

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Ian saved a snap in chat

Mickey

gay

Ian

Shut up

Mickey

we going dugouts after this?

Ian

Sure

We can take more selfies

Mickey

jst be happy u got 1

22:14

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey saved a snap in chat

Ian

You like the selfie

Mickey

stop texting when im right next 2 u

——Today——

08:41

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

u have a face 

Ian

I know?

Mickey

no idiot

next 2 ur stupid name

in the gohst

Ian

Send a ss

Mickey

wtf is ss

Ian

A screenshot

Mickey took a screenshot of chat

Mickey sent an image

Ian

The emoji?

Mickey

ya

Ian

The 😊 one?

Mickey

ya

Ian

It means we text a lot

You have a list of people who u text a lot who all have those emojis

They’re called ‘best friends’

Mickey

do i hav it on urs

Ian

Yeah

Ian sent an image

Ian

Here’s my best friend list

Mickey

y is my sister @ the top

y am i 2nd

y does she hav a pink hart

Ian

Because I text her the most

And she texts me the most

And it’s been like that for two months

So it’s called ‘super BFF’

Mickey

gay

Ian

What’s ur best friend list

Mickey

i only have u and mands on here

Ian

Really?

I thought u would use it to sell

Mickey

i hav a burner 4 that

Ian

Oh right

Mickey

ppl from skl keep adding me

i say no

Ian

Why?

Mickey

bc i dont like those assholes

Ian

But u like me?

Mickey

no

u just poke me until i do wat u say

Ian

Sure Mick

Mickey

how do i get up

Ian

Don’t you get up every day?

Mickey

up the list u shit

Ian

Oh

You text more

Mickey

ok

do snaps count

Ian

I think so

Why?

You wanna be my ‘#1 Best Friend’

Mickey

no

09:48

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

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Mickey

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Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

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Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

Stop just sending wall pics

I wanna see ur face

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian saved a snap in chat

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey saved a snap in chat

Ian

You like that photo?

Mickey

no

Ian

Then why did you save it

Mickey

accident

Ian

Sure

Mickey

stop txting in class

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

——Today——

08:12

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

….more snaps

17:23

Ian

I can’t come out today

Fiona wants family time

Mickey

ok

Ian

You wanna sext again later?

Mickey

if im not busy

Ian  

Okay

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

… more snaps

22:31

Ian

You busy?

Mickey

no

Ian

Send ur cock this time

Mickey  

maybe

Ian

I like ur cock

Mickey

fag

Ian

Don’t call me a fag when I’m tryna sext u

Mickey

fine

send ur dick again

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian saved a snap in chat

Ian

Was that really so hard?

Mickey

i mean it looks pretty hard 2 me

Ian

Dick

Mickey

thats wats on the pic

Ian

Asshole

Mickey

not sending that

Ian

I’d come so fast if u sent me ur ass Mick

Mickey

u c it in person

Ian

And I wanna see it now

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

That’s ur dick

Mickey

not gd enough 4 u princess?

Ian

It’s plenty good

Ian

🟪 Tap to view

Mickey saved a snap in chat

Ian

Send a video

Mickey

🟪 Tap to view

Ian

Finger yourself

Mickey

no

stop tryna boss me around

Ian

Pleaseee Mickey

Mickey

no

i cant be fucked

Ian

Fine

Ian

🟪 Tap to view

Mickey

🟪 Tap to view

Ian saved a snap in chat

Ian

Your gonna make me cum

Mickey

yea

close

Ian

Send ur face while ur jerking off

Mickey

send urs 1st

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey saved a snap in chat

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian saved a snap in chat

Ian

Fucking hot

Cum for me

Mickey

yea

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey saved a snap in chat

Mickey

gona cum

Ian

Me too

Mickey

🟪 Tap to view

🟪 Tap to view

Ian saved a snap in chat

Ian

Fuck

That’s the hottest thing ever

Mickey

u cum yet?

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey saved a snap in chat

Ian

Fuck that was hot

Mickey

ya

Ian

I have to sleep now

Mickey

okay

Ian

Good night Mick

Mickey

gn firecrotch

——Today——

08:19

Ian

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Mickey

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Ian

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Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

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Mickey

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Ian

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Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

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Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

Dugouts?

Mickey

2night?

Ian

Yeah

Mickey

ok

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

… more snaps  

——Today——

08:54

Ian

Your at the top of the list now

Congrats

Mickey

idc

u have a yellow hart now

Ian

Because we’re both at the top of the list

Mickey

oh

Ian

If it stays like that for a while the emoji changes

Mickey

is mandy still a pink one?

Ian

No

Mickey

gd

Chapter Text

Gallagher Family 

Lip [7:05]: new pics of Freddie!!

Lip Gallagher sent an image

Lip Gallagher sent an image

Fiona [7:10]: Awwww

: Lip, you’re son is adorable

Lip [7:11]: come out and meet him then

Mickey [7:13]: Omg Lip he’s so cute.

: Can we have him over soon?

: You and Tami can go on a little date night

Lip [7:14]: wtf happened to Mickey

: why is he being nice to me

Smartest Gallagher [7:15]: Did he undergo a lobotomy?

Debbie [7:16]: I miss the old Mickey

Mickey [7:16]: This is Ian, I can’t find my phone

Lip [7:17]: that makes much more sense

: I was about to send out a search party

Mickey [7:18]: Aww I knew you loved Mickey

Lip [7:18]: if i didn’t send out a search party you would murder me 

Smartest Gallagher [7:19]: No, he definitely has a soft spot for Mickey.

: He told me once he thinks he’s funny

: And good for you, Ian

: Even if he’s an asshole

Lip [7:20]: WTF LIAM

: I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
: DELETE THAT BEFORE MICKEY SEES
: YOU WERE NOT MEANT TO TELL THEM THAT

Mickey [7:21]: Awww Lip

: I’m definitely telling Mickey that

Lip [7:22]: please dont

Smartest Gallagher [7:23]: It’s important that families share things

: I think that was important to share.

Lip [7:24]: it wasnt

Mickey [7:25]: Oh I definitely think it was important

Officer Carl [7:26]: im not used to mickey being this literat

: go back to ur phone ian i dont like seeing mickey text nice

: its weird

Mickey [7:28]: I can’t find mine

Lip [7:29]: just get mickey to call it

: or call it from his phone

Mickey [7:30]: Well i know where it is

Lip [7:31]: then use it??

Mickey [7:32]: It’s all the way over thereee

Mickey MILKOVICH sent an image

Lip [7:33]: then get it????

Mickey [7:33]: Can’t

Mickey MILKOVICH sent an image

Lip [7:34]: who knew mickey milkovich would be such a cuddly sleeper

Mickey [7:34]: I can’t leave when he’s lying on me

Lip [7:35]: just wake him up man

Mickey [7:36]: Why would I do that

Lip [7:37]: god you two r so codependent 

V [7:38]: I haven’t seen them apart since the wedding

Kev [7:39]: tbf no one seees us apart V

Officer Carl [7:40]: no but they are always touching

: do you need to always be touching?

Fiona [7:41]: Are you sure that’s healthy?

Mickey [7:42]: Jesus

: Of course it’s healthy

: We’re newly weds and we’ve been seperated enough

: We also have different jobs and stuff so it’s not like we actually spend every second together

Smartest Gallagher [7:44]: Is Mickey really okay with you using his phone?

Mickey [7:45]: He literally only has the Apple-mandated apps on here

: He has about ten photos 

: And like three contacts

: And his search history is all porn

: Trust me he does NOT care

Smartest Gallagher [7:46]: I did not need to know that.

Mickey [7:47]: For someone who likes privacy and security he doesn’t give af about his phone

: He has no password

Officer Carl [7:48]: you guys still watch porn?

Mickey [7:48]: Idk 

: Not really

Smartest Gallagher [7:49]: I’d like to remind you all once again that I am a minor and don’t want to hear about your sex lives.

Lip [7:50]: im not a minor and i still don’t want to hear about it

: yk mandy would never let me watch porn

: u dont care if mickey watches it?

Mickey [7:51]: No

: He can watch what he wants

: Everyone’s different I guess

V [7:52]: Watching porn is normal

Kev [7:53]: ye V watches all the tighm

V [7:53]: Thank you for broadcasting that

Kev [7:54]: wat

: we were having an adult convosason

Smartest Gallagher [7:55]: I am not an adult

Officer Carl [7:56]: my girlfriend gets mad if i go near her fone

Mickey [7:57]: That’s probably not a good sign

Officer Carl [7:58]: do u let mick go thru yours?

Mickey [7:58]: Honestly he doesn’t really know how to use a phone

: But he goes on mine sometimes

: I don’t think he looks through it

: But I wouldnt care if he did

: I’d be more worried that he didn’t trust me

Lip [7:59]: thats surprisingly healthy

Mickey [8:00]: Don’t say surprisingly

: We just trust each other

Mickey MILKOVICH sent an image

Lip [8:01]: stop sending pics of mickey sleeping

: this was meant to be about fred

Debbie [8:02]: Carl if your girlfirend is super protective over her phone it’s a real red flag

: You should probably speak to her about it

Officer Carl [8:03]: yh but then i look like an asshole because she’ll think I dont trust her

Debbie [8:03]: Do you trust her?

Officer Carl [8:04]: no but she doesnt need to know that

Lip [8:04]: why are u with her if you dont trust her

Officer Carl [8:05]: idk man she’s funny and hot

Mickey [8:06]: Just talk to her

: Have a conversation

Officer Carl [8:07]: as if you talk about anything

Mickey [8:07]: Hey do as I say not as I do.

Officer Carl [8:08]: i really hate seeing mickey be this 

: idk good at speaking normally

Mickey [8:09]: Fine

: ill try 2 tlk like he does

Officer Carl [8;10]: much better

Fiona [8:10]: Please don’t it takes me like an hour to decode Mickey’s messages

Mickey [8:11]: He’s waking up

: don’t tell him i sent those pics of him sleeping

Lip [8:12]: i would never

Mickey [8:13]: I’m serious or he might put a password on his phone

: He threatened to when I changed his screensaver to my face

: It took him like two hours to change it back

: I’m not actually sure he knows how to put a password on his phone

Officer Carl [8:14]: he does know it’s 2020 right

: like evrryone uses fones

Lip [8:15]: mickey lives very differently to how most ppl do carl

: ill never pretend to understand his brain

Mickey [8:16]: shut up Lip

: He’s very tech savvy

: Like he’s good with fixing cars and stuff he just can’t do phones

Lip [8:17]: hes like a grumpy grandpa

: but then again you like that so

Mickey [8:17]: UGH shut up Lip

Debbie [8:18]: Lolll

Officer Carl [8:19]: he’s kinda right tho

: mickey’s been a grumpy grandpa since he was like 19

Debbie [8:20]: It’s a little bit true Ian you have to admit

Mickey [8:21]: wtf im not a granpa

: im 25 

: dnt hv a single rinkle

Lip [8:22]: Oh no your back

Mickey [8:23]: hope tami suffocates u w a pillow

Lip [8:24]: how do you know how to spell suffocate but not gallagher

Mickey [8:25]: G A L L A G H E R

Lip [8:25]: totally and what does ur tattoo say?

Mickey [8:26]: nm i hope she stabs u in ur sleep

Lip [8:27]: Ian tell ur husband to stop threatening your brother

Mickey [8:27]: that wasnt a thret

: jst smth i hope hapens

: ull k wen i threten u philip

Fiona [8:28]: It really does take me ages to work out what you’re saying

Mickey [8:30]: jst lookd up the chat

: y is there pics of me 

: on this stupid gc

Lip [8:31]: blame ur husband who apparently finds u adorable

Smartest Gallagher [8:41]: Since neither of them have replied in ten minutes, do you think they killed each other?

Officer Carl [8:42]: nah probs fucking

Smartest Gallagher [8:42]: Well I’m glad I left for school early

Officer Carl [8:43]: yep and im glad i live in the basement

Lip [8:44]: im just glad i dont have to live with them anymore

: did you all know they had sex with liam in the room?

Officer Carl [8:44]: i don’t think you can talk you once got a hummer while i was sleeping next to you

Fiona [8:45]: Ew Lip what the fuck

: Also: Really Ian?

Debbie [8:46]: Ian and Mickey have fucked with the door open I don’t think they care at all

Lip [8:47]: in my defence i did not know you were awake

Smartest Gallagher [8:47]: When did they have sex when I was in the room??

Officer Carl [8:48]: when u were a baby

: in their defence i think it was just mickey blowing ian

Smartest Gallagher [8:49]: Oh well that’s perfectly fine then.

Officer Carl [8:50]: yeah

Smartest Gallagher [8:51]: I was being sarcastic!!

Lip [8:52]: if it helps i dont think u wld have seen anything

: mickey was under the covers so

Smartest Gallagher [8:53]: That actually does not help.

Ian [8:54]: Why are you guys talking about this?

Lip [8:55]: it’s funny

Officer Carl [8:56]: I agree

Smartest Gallagher [8:57]: I do not think it’s funny

Ian [8:58]: Sorry Liam

Lip [8:59]: so i’m guessing carl was right and u did not kill each other

Ian [9:01]:🙄

: we were just taking a shower

Officer Carl [9:02]: right so i was right

Ian [9:02]: Two people can take a shower together without fucking

Officer Carl [9:03]: and did you?

Lip [9:03]: ofc they didn’t they’re both sluts

Mickey [9:04]: ur the fcking slut 

: jst mad bc tami wont fck u

: and other ppl r getting laid

Lip [9:05]: i have a very healthy sex life

Mickey [9:06]: sure

Lip [9:06]: I do!

Mickey [9:07]: ppl gtting laid dont need 2 tell everyne they gt laid

Lip [9:07]: oh they dont?

: then why did i have to hear about it EVERY TIME u and ian fucked?

: ‘oh fuck yeah ian’ ‘right there’ ‘so good’ ‘fuck mickey such a good ass’

Ian [9:08]: Shut up Lip omg

Smartest Gallagher [9:09]: Don’t repeat what they say Lip it’s making me relive it

Ian [9:10]: You’re all so dramatic

: We were loud once, the first night Mickey got back, and you won’t let us forget it

Lip [9:11]: u keep telling urself it was once

Mickey [9:12]: at least i hv smth 2 b loud ab

Lip [9:12]: I HAVE A GOOD SEX LIFE

Mickey [9:13]: yh wel mines amazng so stfu

Ian [9:14]: I take that as a compliment

Mickey [9:14]: dont

Ian [9:15]: Well I do so

Fiona [9:17]: Anyway….

: How’s the Alibi going V?

Kev [9:18]: real good 

: frank keeps tryn for free beer tho

V [9:19]: Don’t worry we don’t let him x

Lip [9:20]: good 

Chapter Text

——Today——

23:46

96🔥⏳

Mickey

hey

u up?

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Yeah

Mickey

u free?

Ian

I got school tomorrow, I gotta sleep

Mickey

ok

Ian

Why?

Mickey

dw ab it

Ian

You okay?

Mickey

fine

Ian

Snap me back or we’ll lose our streak.

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

Of your face

Mickey

ik u lied ab that

asked mandy

the app dc if i send my face

Ian

Fine

Send your face bc I wanna see it then

Mickey

no

Ian

Why not?

Mickey

cant b fucked

Ian

Just do it Mick

Mickey

fuck u wanna c my face 4

Ian

Mickeyyy

Mickey

no

Ian

Fine. 

——Today——

13:12

Ian

I just spoke to Mandy

Mickey

so?

Ian

She said ur dad was rlly drunk last night

She said shit ‘got bad’

Mickey

so what?

Ian

Are u okay?

Mickey

told u

fine

Ian

Send me a pic of your face then

Mickey

no.

Ian

I’ll just come over later if you don’t

Mickey

dont

dads still pissy

Ian

You could have told me

I would have come and met you

Mickey

u had skl

Ian

Yeah but if it’s something like that I would come out

Mickey

wtvr

wasnt ab that

Ian

Sure

Wanna meet at dugouts later then?

Mickey

if u want

Ian

I wanna make sure ur okay

Mickey

im fuckin fine

not some frajile ass girl

Ian

I never said that

Mickey

wtvr

Ian 

Meet at 8?

Mickey

k

Ian

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Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

20:14

Ian

You coming?

Mickey

ill be l8

Ian

What’s going on?

Mickey

fckin ask mands if shes tellin u evrything

Ian

Yeah well you don’t tell me shit so I have to ask Mandy

Mickey 

hes just drunk

Ian

Okay

What time do u think u can leave?

Mickey

idk

gimme ten mins

Ian

👍

20:23

Mickey

leavin now

Ian

See u in a bit

——Today——

7:21

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

00:30

Ian

You can always stay with us if shit gets bad again

Mickey

y wld i do that

Ian

So the next time I see you ur not black and fucking blue?

Mickey

stfu

Ian

I’m serious Mick

U don’t have to put up with that

Mandy lives with us now and it’s fine

Mickey

not the same

Ian

Why not?

Mickey

i go on runs w terry

needs me to count his cash

hed care more if i left

Ian

You don’t have to tell him where you’ve gone

Mickey

hed figer it out

Ian

Come on Mickey

Mickey

god ur such a fag

if it makes u feel better im stayin at the bildings 2nite

Ian

The abandoned ones??

Mickey

ya

Ian

Wtf Mick

No that doesn’t make me feel better

Mickey

y not

terrys not here man

Ian

Oh yeah instead youll just get yourself stabbed by some homeless guy looking for cash

Mickey

as if i wld get stabbed

i got a knife anyways

ill be doin the stabbin

Ian

Jesus

Are u sleeping on the floor?

Mickey

got a mattress

Ian

I’ll come 

Mickey

u werent fckin invited

Ian

I dont care

It’s not like I’m doing anything tomorrow

It’s the weekend

Mickey

its fuckin 12 am

Ian

I’m coming

Mickey

jesus fuckin christ

Ian

Why do you act like it’s some crime that I genuinely care about you?

Mickey

fuck off

Ian

No, I wont

I care about u Mickey and i know u care about me too so dont give me that shit

Mickey

if ur gonna cum bring lips joints

Ian

Okay

——Today——

8:40

Ian

Sorry I had to go before u woke up

Had some family stuff with Fiona come up

9:06

Mickey

dw ab it

Ian

You staying there again tonight?

Mickey

probs

Ian

I’ll come again then

Mickey

u dont have to do that

im not some charity case

Ian

Never said u were

I want to stay with u though

Mickey

fine

Ian

Sure, act like you don’t like it

You were curled up to me the whole night

Mickey

wasnt

plus its cold

Ian

It’s the middle of summer

Mickey

still cold @ nite

Ian

Not really

But sure, whatever u need to tell yourself 

Mickey

go fck urself

—————————————————— passing of time

——Today——

02:53

Mickey

can u cum ovr

ian

02:58

Mickey

wake tf up man

03:01

Mickey

ik its l8 but can u pls jst wake tf up

cum ovr

ian

im gna call u

☎️→ Missed Call

03:02

Call Again

Mickey

ffs man

☎️→ Missed Call

03:04

Call Again

Mickey

pls ian

📞→ Call Accepted

03:05

Call Transcript

“Jesus, are you okay?”

“I’m fucking- I’m fucking fine man. Can you just come over?”

“Yeah, I’ll come now. What happened?”

“Nothing, alright? Can you just come?”

“I’m leaving now, Mick, but what happened?”

“Just- just shit, okay? Mandy’s gone over to our aunt’s.”

“Can’t you go there too? Must be better than staying at yours.”

“Aunt Rande don’t fuckin’ like me.”

“Is Terry home?”

“Took off with Ronnie.”

“What did he do?”

“Nothing I can’t fuckin’ deal with, alright?”

….

“Can you hurry the fuck up?”

“I’m almost there, Mick.”

“…’kay. *sniff* Good.”

“Are you… crying?”

“Go fuck yourself, Gallagher.”

📞 → Call Ended

6 minutes

Call Again

Ian

I’m outside ur door

Mickey

its open

Ian

Okay

——Today——

11:42

Ian

U can’t keep going on like that Mick

Mickey

its fine

Ian

It’s not!

At least Mandy can leave!

She stays with us most of the time, and sometimes your aunt

But you just don’t leave.

And you can’t just sleep on the concrete whenever it’s bad

Come on Mick

No one would care

I swear.

Debbie loves Mandy

She’d probably love you too

Mickey

fiona h8 her 

Ian

No she doesn’t

Mickey

her n V calld her ‘Skankovich’

V calls me fckin ‘dirtiset yt boy in america’

im gd

Ian

Well that’s V

Mickey

u got ur own shit to deal w

Ian

Well I’m not getting beat half to death on a regular basis!

Mickey

dramatic

im fine

Ian

You’re not

Terry’s an asshole

Mickey

wasnt terry

i fell down the stairs

Ian

Your house doesn’t even have stairs

Mickey

porch stairs

Ian

You don’t get so hurt you’re fucking SHAKING from falling down stairs!

Mickey

fuck off ian

Ian

I just want you to be safe Mickey

Mickey

i am.

i can handle myself

Ian

Mickey stop

Mickey

not talkin ab this anymore

Ian

Fine.

Buildings 2nite?

Mickey

dnt think i cld get it up if i tried

Ian

Just come Mick.

Mickey

k

—————————————————— passing of time

——Today——

21:23

Ian

I’m at the bleachers

Can you come?

Mickey

im playin poker w dads friends

Ian

Ok

Mickey

wats up?

Ian

Nothing

Mickey

then y u @ bleachers instead of @ home

ur always @ home

Ian

Needed to get away for a bit I guess

Mickey

did ur mom cum back agen or smth?

Ian

Nah just Frank

Mickey

ill cum

Ian

Don’t come if you’re busy Mick

It’s really not a big deal

Mickey

stfu 

no 1 asked u

im cumin

Ian

Cumin is a spice

Mickey

sh

u need anythin

Ian

Like what

Mickey

idk

passin by ur store

Ian

It’s closed

Mickey

so?

i got a key

Ian

Linda will kill u if you steal

Mickey

relax ill leave cash on register

wat u want

Ian

A kind bar

Mickey

ur such a fuckin pussy.

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

got ur stupid bar

Ian

Thank you

Mickey

u ok?

Ian

I’m good

Mickey

wtvr

im 5 mins away

Ian

Okay

Good

Mickey

🖕

——Today——

14:49

Mickey

u want me 2 beat on frank?

Ian

Nah it’s fine

Mickey

he headbutted u 

deserves a beat down

Ian

It’s fine Mick

Don’t worry about it

Mickey

u sure?

Ian

Yeah

But thank you anyway

Mickey

u change ur mind just ask

Ian

Thank you

Mickey

not a big deal

Ian

I know

Mickey

gd

Chapter Text

Today 11:21 PM   2014

Fi [11:21]: Are you awake??

V [11:22]: Yup

: What’s up? x

Fi [11:23]: Guess the newest person staying with us

: You would think we have a sign on the door

:’Welcome all, we have unlimited rooms’

V [11:24]: Hahaha

: Who is it?

Fi [11:24]: No you have to guess

: You’ll never get it

V (11:25]: Frank’s back?

Fi [11:25]: Nope

V [11:25]: Debbie get a new boyfriend?

Fi [11:26]: No

V [11:26]: Lip bring someone home?

Fi [11:26]: Not this time

V [11:27]: Mandy Skankovich?

Fi [11:27]: Lol no

: But close actually

V [11:28]: What do you mean close?

: Karen?

Fi [11:28]: How is she close to Mandy?

V [11:29]: I mean they’re both sluts who have fucked Lip

Fi [11:30]: Maybe he’s the slut

V [11:31]: You’re only realising now that Lip’s a slut?

: Girl…

Fi [11:31]: Oh shut up

: it’s not Karen

: they’re close to Mandy in a more

: physical way

: I guess

V [11:32]: What?

: One of Mandy’s boyfriends is staying with you?

Fi [11:33]: Jesus NO

: I mean like close like

: biologically

V [11:34]: What the fuck??

: One of Mandy’s brothers??

Fi [11:35]: Yup

V [11:36]: Which one?

Fi [11:36]: Mickey

V [11:37]: I don’t know if that’s the worst one or the best one

: He’s probably cleanest

: And he’s not a junky sooo

Fi [11:38]: Oh yeah, totally fine then

: Just a drug dealer with violent tendancies

V [11:39]: Yikes

: Forgot about that part

: He’s a pimp now not a drug dealer 

Fi [11:40]: Oh much better

V [11:41]: Who brought him to ur place?

Fi [11:41]: Ian did

: I guess he’s friends with Mickey through Mandy??

V [11:41]: Isn’t Mickey like

: REALLY homophobic

: and racist

: and probably sexist

Fi [11:42]: I thought so too

: Maybe he doesn’t know Ian’s gay

V [11:43]: Better hope he doesn’t find out

Fi [11:44]: you can say that again.

Today 08:10 AM

V [08:10]: How’s the Mickey situation?

Fi [08:11]: He said he’s staying here coz of wife troubles

: He’s chipping in on bills a bit

: sleeps on the floor in Ian’s room

V [08:13]: I mean

: It could be worse

Fi [08:14]: We don’t need more people staying with us V!

: But I don’t want to tell Ian to kick his friend out

: He just got back

V [08:15]: Since when are they even friends?

Fi [08:16]: i think Ian might have a crush on him.

V [08:16]: WHAT???

Fi [08:17]: he just asked Mickey if he wanted to come with him on his shift

: and he’s like

: looking at him

V [08:18]: Looking at him how??

Fi [08:19]: A look. 

: I don’t know how to describe it

: But i know that it’s not how you should look at ur best friend’s brother

V [08:20]: Holy shit

: you Gallaghers really know how to pick em

Fi [8:21]: tell me about it

Today 00:03 AM

Fi [00:03]: Update!

V [00:04]: What’s going on?

Fi [00:04]: I’m 90% sure they’re fucking.

V [00:05]: BULLSHIT

Fi [00:06]: Oh yeah?

V [00:07]: Fiona I support gay people alright?

: I think most homophobes are probably gay

: But I have heard too many stories about that little white boy fucking like half the girls on our street

: Plus - the wife??

Fi [00:08]: I felt the same way

: But look at this and tell me they aren’t banging

Fiona Gallagher sent an image

V [00:09]: What

: The

: Fuck

: I’m showing Kev

: He was right

Fi [00:10]: What do you mean Kev was right??

V [00:11]: He told me he thought Mickey might have something with Ian

: But it was a speculation!

: and he was hammered when he said it

Fi [00:12]: Jesus well he was right

V [00:14]: I can’t believe that

: Are they spooning???

Fi [00:15]: Yep.

: Jesus fuck

: I need to talk to Ian about this

: Because that is not a good idea.

V [00:16]: I second that

: But you know how stubborn yall are

: I don’t think he’ll listen

Fi [00:17]: I’ll make him listen.

V [00:18]: sure u will girl.

Today 4:43 PM

Fi [4:43]: fuck me

: That did not go the way I wanted

V [4:43]: What happned??

Fi [4:44]: I asked if they’re together and he told me they ‘hang out’

: Which is what he said to Carl yesterday but I thought he trusted me a little more than him!

: And I told Ian to tell me the truth

: He said they fuck and hang out

V [4:46]: … at least he told you they’re banging??

fi [4:46]: I asked about the wife situation and whether he really thought it was a good idea to date Mickey Milkovich

V [4:47]: Which is a fair question

fi [4:48]: But he just turned it around on me!

: Told me that I dated a guy with a wife

: Said that at least Mickey didn’t lie to him.

V [4:49]: Wow Ian’s sassy

: He has a point babe

: I think you just gotta let him make his own mistakes

Fi [4:50]: That’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to me. 

Today 3:21 PM     2020

V [3:21]: Did they tell you??

Fi [3:21]: Tell me what?

V [3:22]: Ian and Mickey are getting married!!

Fi [3:23]: Holy shit V!

: Why didn’t they tell me??

V [3:24]: I think they’ve been real busy

: Lip might be moving

: Trust me you’ll hear about it soon.

Fi [3:25]: wow

: I just can’t believe it

: I really didn’t expect it

: Mickey Milkovich??

V [3:26]: Honestly?

: They seem really happy

Fi [3:27]: I hope they are.

: Ian deserves to be happy

V [3:27]: He does

: You think you can make it?

Fi [3:28]: I’m gonna try

: Send them my love xx

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——Today——

18:16

438🔥

Ian

???

You were suspended?

Mick

tf

how dyk that 

Ian

Mandy told me

How can u be suspended?

Ur literally never in school???

Mick

wasnt suspended

Ian

Well then what were u

Mick

hv 2 cum in evry day sit in a room n do work

Ian

What??

Wtf

Wdym

Mick

isolation or sm shit idk

Ian

Ohhh

Exact opposite of suspension

Mick

yh

shit

Ian

Well u probs just won’t go 

Mick

if i miss it they call my dad

and he wont pick up

sed theyd cum do a home visit or sum shit

then were fucked

Ian

Right

That’s shitty

So ur gonna go?

Mick

yh

Ian

We cld meet at lunch

Mick

1 room 

all day

no leaving

not for lunch

Ian

Jesus 

For how long?

Mick

2 weeks

basicaly juvie 

Ian

Drama queen

Mick

fuck u

Ian

Y did u get iso in the first place??

Mick

bc i punched dickwad andy in the face

Ian

There’s no one called andy in our school

Mick

what?

there is

ik bc i punched him in the face

Ian

No one in our school is called andy

Mick

how tf do u k evry1 names?

Ian

Bc i go to the fucking school

Some people just don’t

Mick

y wld i go 2 scl

Ian

Education

Mick

shit

Ian

Make friends

Mick

cunts

Ian

Future

Mick

u think i wld hv a future @ that shithole

Ian

Maybe

Mick

h8 the teachers

Ian

Some are ok

But most r dicks

I like seeing mandy tho

It wld be nice for u to be there more too

Mick

y do u want me 2 b there 2

bad enuf u hv 2 b there

Ian 

So i can see u

Mick

u c me all the time

Ian

Wait did u punch alfie sinmon? 

Mick

i didnt ask his fuckin name

Ian

It must hv been him

Hes the history teacher’s son

So

Thats y they gave u such a big punishment

Mick

u cld give me a big punishment 

bc ur dick is big

Ian

Ur hilarious

Mick

wasnt joking

Ian

We can talk about that later

Why did u punch alfie?

Mick

pissed me off

Ian

What did he do

Mick

idfk 

laughed too loud

Ian

Bullshit

Such bullshit

Mick

how tf wld u k

Ian

No way u wld punch someone for that

Ur too lazy

Mick

prick

u dk what i do

Ian

Yk ppl think ur so scary

Ur like 5 foot so idk how 

Mick

u wana look like andy?

bc ur gona if u dont stfu

Ian

Alfie

Not andy

But i dont think u wld punch someone for laughing too loud

So I call bullshit

Tell me really

Mick

he pissed me off

idk y

tlked sm shit ab nothin

Ian

What did he say

Mick

idfk

Ian

You don’t remember?

Mick

no

Ian

How can u not remember why u punched someone?

Mick

idk

i punch a lot of ppl

Ian

Yeah I know

You send me pics of ur bloody knuckles

Mick

bc it looks cool

Ian

Not really

Mick

lies

Ian

Why did you punch alfie?

Mick

y do u look like that

Ian

Mick

Mick

wat

Ian

Tell me

Mick

y wld i do that

Ian

Ill blow you

Mick

2

Ian

Really?

Mick

yh 

2

n ill do 1 back

Ian

Fine 

Two blowies

Tell me

Mick

after blowies

Ian

You act like a ten year old

Mick

y u wana blow a ten year old

Ian

I dont!

Your just acting spoilt is all

Tell me

Mick

ur so dum

Ian

At least I can spell dumb

Mick

not tellin u 4 that

Ian

No tell me

Mick

he was tlkin shit

Ian

U said that

Mick

well thats y i hit him!

Ian

Woah u unlocked an exclamation mark!

Mick

dick

Ian

What was he talking shit about

Mick

idk

Ian

I’m giving u two blowies!!

Tell me.

Mick

i dont even remmber

Ian

Liar

Yes you do

Mick

he was tlking shit ab mandy

Ian

What did he say?

Sounds like he deserved it

Mick

calld her a slut

dont tell her

she gets all pissy

n wines loads

Ian

I wont

Mick

y u wana k so bad

Ian

Because I dont fucking like alfie

Mick

y not

Ian

He used to pull my hair

Mick

wtf?

how old r u?

such a baby

Ian

As if u wouldnt kill someone for pulling ur hair

Unless its me

U like when I do it

Mick

ffs

stfu

no i dont

Ian

Suree

Mick

y did he pull ur hair

Ian

Because he doesnt like gingers

Mick

y

Ian

Idk 

Some people just dont like gingers

Mick

when did he do that

Ian

Like

When we were kids

But he still calls me dumb names in the hall

Once he spray painted my locker

Mick

wat he call u

wat he put on ur locker

Ian

Idk he called me Satan a few times

Spray painted ‘ginge minge’ 

Mick

wtf

idek wat that means

Ian

Ginger pussy

Lip told me

Its british or smth

Asshole probably had to look it up to find it

Mick

hes a cunt

Ian

I’ve never seen alfie talk to mandy

Did he really call her that

Mick

yh

Ian

Liar

Mick

wat?

y wld i lie ab that

Ian

Because I was there!

Idiot

I was round the corner 

Heard what they were saying about me

Mick

y wld u ask fifty fuckin questions then

Ian

Why would u lie?

Mick

i didnt

he called her a slut

Ian

He did not. 

I was right there

Round the corner

Heard the whole thing

Mick

mayb u herd wrong 

Ian

I didnt 

Mick

y didnt u say anythin to him then

Ian

Because theres no point

It would end in a fight and

I dont wanna get suspended because then i wont get into West Point

Mick

west point is dumb

Ian

You are dumb

For defending my honour

Mick

oh go fuck urself

wasnt defendin shit

Ian

Seemed like it

Mick

i wasnt

Ian

U were

Mick

i was defendin my fucking choices 

Ian

I’m your choice?

Mick

wat?

Ian

You just said u chose me

Thats kinda nice if u think about it

Mick

fuck u

Ian

Knight in shining armour

Mick

kys

Ian

Hahah

No but really

That was dumb

No need to get suspended

But thanks

Mick

wasnt suspended

isolation

Ian

Whatever

My point still stands

Mick

does that mean i get 3 blowies now

Ian

No. 

Mick

fuck

Ian

You get minus 1 for lying

Mick

ur such a bithc

Ian

Yep

Mick

ur fuckin 

sneaky

Ian

Sneaky?

Mick

yup

hidin round corners and crap

Ian

Fine by me

Abandoned buildings tomorrow?

Mick

y not 2nite

Ian

Family stuff

Mick

evrythin cool?

Ian

Yeah

Just family dinner

You could come if you want 

I think Mandy is

Mick

no thanks

Ian

Kay

You wanna take the L tomorrow and go to a KFC out of town?

Mick

ok

ur payin

Ian

I was gonna 

Because you defended my honour and all that

Mick

im gonna put ur head in a fuckin toilet

unflushed toilet

Ian

Yeah thanks

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

🟥 Tap to view

Mick

i dont wana c lip

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mick

y r u smilin so much

Ian

U want me to frown?

Mick

mayb

if it gets me away from that creepy smile

Ian

Rude

Mick

yup

Mick

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

Nice black eye

Mick

fucker got me wen i looked away

u wana c my knuckles?

Ian

If I have to

Mick

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

Woahhh

So cool

So tough

Mick

ikr

Ian

Im being sarcastic

Mick

yh no shit

hurts like a mother fucker

Ian

What u get for being stupid

Mick

y dont u suck ur own cock then

Ian

Its probably long enough to

Mick

gross

Ian

You started it!

Do u have ice?

Mick

yh

Mick

🟥 Tap to view

Ian

I guess the bag of frozen peas didnt make it into the first snap

Does it not suit the tough guy look?

Mick

sh

Ian

I would do the same for u 

just so yk

Mick

no one calls me a ginger fag

so i dont think ur gona have 2

Ian

If they called u something else

I would

Mick

west point

Ian

Fuck west point

Mick

yh fuck that shit

Ian

See u tomorrow

Mick

yh

c u

hv fun with ur family shit

Ian

Thanks

I hope it stops hurting

Mick

barely hurts

Ian

Sure

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mick

🟥 Tap to view

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——Today——

20:12

312🔥

Ian

🟥 Tap to view

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

Ian 

whos that?

Mickey

huh?

Ian

the guy

in that snap 

is that Iggy?

Mickey

oh

nah

Ian

who is it then?

Mickey

u dk him

Ian

okay

so who is he

Mickey

y do u wanna k if u dk him

Ian

i wanna know who he is because i don’t know who he is?

Mickey

ok

Ian

so who is he?

Mickey

guy from juvie

got out last week

Ian

oh

right

Mickey

yh

Ian

so are u guys banging?

Mickey

y do u wanna k

Ian

because 

STDs

Mickey

fuck off

Ian

what? in this day and age u can never be too safe

Mickey

yh?

tell that to ur old fuck 

wonder how many other boy toys he has on the go rn

Ian

oh fuck you

but are you?

Mickey

am i wat?

Ian

banging the juvie guy?

Mickey

not rn no

Ian

not right now as in not this second or not right now as in not in this current time 

Mickey

wtf

idk

Ian

well have you banged?

like in juvie?

Mickey

mayb

y do u care

Ian

i don’t

I just don’t wanna get an STD

Mickey

jesus fuck

cut it with that shit

they test us comin out of juvie

i was clean

Ian 

yeah but if ur fucking him now then maybe he isn’t clean

I just don’t wanna catch anything

And I think people should be open about sexual partners

Mickey

u mean i shld be open ab sexule partners

and u can bang who u want 

Ian

No!

I’m open. Okay? I’ll tell you anything you want to know. 

Mickey

i dont wanna k

Ian

well I do!

Mickey

i use a rubber with evry1 else

Ian

so you are banging him?

Mickey

if i was we wld use a rubber

Ian

are you??

Mickey

y tf do u care 

no risk of stds with a fucking condom

Ian

well no there’s still risk

it’s just lower

Mickey

yh a lot fucking lower

and u fuck anything w a pulse so idk y ur givin me shit

Ian

im not. 

was just asking.

Mickey

k

Ian

have fun fucking him. 

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——Today——

15:28

313🔥

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

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——Today——

18:49 

313🔥 ⏳

Mickey

🟥 Tap to view

-> Opened

Mickey

the fire thing is gunna run out

Ian

what?

Mickey

the thing that counts the days 

with the fire thing

Ian

streak. 

Mickey

well it’s running the fuck out

Ian

k. 

Mickey

r u not gunna snap 2 keep it going?

Ian

y dont u start a streak w ur juvie boyfriend. 

Mickey

wtf is wrong w u

Ian

nothing. 

Mickey

k

stop using periods like ur 3 yrs old

stop bullshitting ab boyfriends 

stop being a jealous motherfucker wen ur fucking a grandpa and half ur army group

Ian

im not fucking jealous. 

Mickey

sure

Ian

ur a prick. 

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18:59

Ian

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314🔥

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——Today——

09:32

Ian

I’m not fucking anyone from ROTC anymore btw. 

And I barely fuck Ned. 

Mickey

didnt ask

Ian

Can u just not be a dick for once in your fucking life

Mickey

i didnt start this shit

Ian

What were u doing with that guy from juvie?

Mickey

ugh

Ian

I just wanna know!

He was in ur room

U must be friends because u don’t let anyone in ur room

Mickey

he got out after a fucking year inside

wanted to get high

Ian

so u got high together. 

Mickey

yh

Ian

did u fuck?

Mickey 

ffs gallagher 

Ian

just answer the question

Mickey

r u dumb?

obvs we didnt fuck

Ian

oh

did u guys kiss?

Mickey

u r stupid

Ian

So u did?

Mickey

no u twat

i dont do that shit

Ian

u kissed me 

Mickey

stfu

u kiss evry1

Ian

no i dont

Mickey

mandy, kashgrab, grandpa, army dudes

Ian

You’re rlly adding Mandy? 

I didn’t want to kiss ur sister

And that’s hardly everyone

Mickey

wtvr 

Ian

I have a favourite kiss tho

Mickey

ffs 

dont say wat ur gunna say

i mite puke

Ian

it was u

Mickey

yh

gonna puke

Ian

Do u wanna go dugouts tonight?

Mickey

r u done bein a pissy little bitch?

Ian

i wasnt. 

Mickey

yes u were

Ian

no. 

Mickey

so ur not done bein a bitch

Ian

I was never being a bitch to begin with

Mickey

mkay

Ian

Dugouts?

Mickey

if ur gonna be normal 

Ian

Fine 

I will be normal

Mickey

gonna b a challenge 4 u

Ian

Wait did u and juvie guy fuck in juvie?

Mickey

gallagher istg

Ian

Did u fuck him or did he fuck u?

Mickey

im gonna murder u

Ian

Ha

No

You like me too much

Mickey

not rn i dont

Ian

Fine

I wont talk about him 

Mickey

gd

Ian

I just find it weird that you won’t tell me if you fucked 

Like it isn’t a big deal

Mickey

shut up or i will stab u

Ian 

We’ve established that u won’t

Mickey

then just shut up

Ian

Fine

You’ll tell me eventually anyways

Mickey

not after this 

Ian 

Dugouts at 9?

Mickey 

yh

im stayin out tday btw

Ian

What

Where?

Mickey

idk

dont wanna b home

mandy gonna b w ur brother

Ian

U could stay at mine

Mickey

no

was thinkin the bildings 

we have that shitty mattress now

Ian

Okay

I’ll stay out too

Mickey

wasnt an invitation

Ian

I think it was

Chapter Text

IAN (14:32): can u pick up some eggs on ur way back

MICK (14:33): yh

IAN (14:33): and bread

MICK (14:34): ok

IAN (14:34): thank you

-

IAN (6:03): good morning :)

: going on a run

: i said bye but u probably dont remember

: love you

MICK (6:54): when u getting back

: too fucking early

IAN (6:58): i’ll be back in ten mins

: bought donuts at that new place on the corner 

MICK (6:59): good 

: thanks 

IAN (7:00): ❤️

-

MICK (23:47): so crazy man

IAN (23:47): ????

: what is?

MICK (23:48): we’re married

: MARIED

: like what the fuck

IAN (23:48): how drunk are you?

MICK (23:48): im not

: sandy keeps making me do shots

IAN (23:49): do u need me to pick you up?

MICK (23:49): no 

: yes

IAN (23:50): okay

: when?

MICK (23:51): now

: missing u

: ur my HUSBAND

: we got married

: with rings and shit

: send a pic of ur ring

IAN (23:52): 😂😂

: i’ll come now 

MICK (23:52): we’re married

: we got married

: you married me

IAN (23:53): i know

: i was there

: i’ll be at sandy’s place in ten minutes okay?

MICK (23:53): no come now

IAN (23:53): i can’t its a ten minute drive

MICK (23:53): what the fuck

: fuck u then

IAN (23:54): getting in the car now

: see you soon

MICK (23:55): sandys getting mad at me for being on my phone

: but whatever 

: we’re married

: send a pic of ur ring

: where r u

: we both have rings man

: thats so cool

: i remembr when u had floppy hair

: like we’ve been together for so long

: super long ass time

: now we’re married

: wanna kiss ur face off

: want u to strangle me w ur bisep untul i die

: iannnnnn

IAN (00:04): couldn’t reply cuz driving

: i’m outside

: do u need me to drag u into the car

MICK (00:05): coming

IAN (00:05): i brought a bag in case u throw up in the car

-

IAN (15:12): i love you

MICK (15:13): ??

: random 

: i love u too

IAN (15:14): lip’s having more issues with tami 

: idk if they’re gonna work out 

: makes me feel lucky

MICK (15:14): yeah

: its different tho

: they stayed together because of fred

IAN (15:15): i think they love each other too

: but yeah it’s different 

: i just love you mick

: ur my favourite person

MICK (15:16): ur a sap

IAN (15:16): ur supposed to say it back

MICK (15:16): i love u too

: dork

IAN (15:17): i’ll be back in an hour

-

MICK (6:07): where are you??

: ian

: ???

: ur not here

: are u okay?

IAN (6:07): i went on a run

: are you okay?

: sorry i should have said something

: didn’t think you would wake up

MICK (6:08): okay

: are you okay tho?

IAN (6:08): i’m fine mick

: did something happen?

: do u need me to call u?

: or come back?

MICK (6:08): im fine

IAN (6:08): u sure?

: im not far

MICK (6:09): its fine

IAN (6:09): sure sure?

MICK (6:10): can u come back?

IAN (6:11): yeah of course

MICK (6:11): im fine tho

: im fucking fine

: u dont need to come back

: im not a pussy

IAN (6:12): okay

: i’m coming back

MICK (6:13): fuck u

: thx

IAN (6:14): dont worry about it 

MICK (6:16): im fucking fine tho

: was just being a pussy

IAN (6:16): stop mick

: i dont mind

: ur allowed to freak out sometimes 

: nothing wrong with that

MICK (6:17): whatever 

: im fine

-

IAN (17:31): hey

IAN (17:39): i know ur pissed at me

: just wanted to say im sorry

: didnt mean to shout 

: i love you

MICK (17:40): ur a prick

IAN (17:40): im sorry

: i didnt mean what i said 

MICK (17:41): which part?

IAN (17:42): the last part

: ur not annoying 

: and i love living with u

: but i meant what i said about u not washing the dishes properly

: that’s annoying but ur not

MICK (17:43): im still pissed

: and craig didnt wear deoderant so im pissed about that too

IAN (17:44): thats what happens when u choose to do deliveries with him instead of with me

: and u stuck me with derek

MICK (17:45): u deserve that

: ur an asshole

IAN (17:45): ill make it up to u 

MICK (17:45): okay

: ill do the dishes properly alright

: but im still mad 

IAN (17:46): thank you

: i know u are

: i’ll see u soon 

: love u

MICK (17:47): love u too

: dickface 

-

MICK (8:03): i left you some OJ on ur table 

: and some toast

: please try to have some of it

: i love you

: im only doing two deliveries so i wont take too long okay?

IAN (8:04): okay

MICK (8:05): do u need lip to come by for a bit?

IAN (8:05): no

MICK (8:06): okay

: call me if you need to

: this is gonna pass and ur gonna feel better 

IAN (8:07): stop texting me

: im fine

: stop worrying

MICK (8:08): thats my job man

: we take care of each other

IAN (8:08): i know 

: going to sleep now

MICK (8:09): okay

: i love you 

: see u soon

-

MICK (12:38): can u grab me some smokes 

IAN (12:38): yeah

: im buying some pumpkins too

: we can carve them together and put them on the balcony

MICK (12:39): why?

IAN (12:40): because halloween is coming up

MICK (12:41): oh right

: yeah that sounds good

IAN (12:41): we should do some trick or treating too this year

MICK (12:42): sure

: gonna make me dress up too?

IAN (12:43): maybe 

: u would look good as a vampire

: i’d let u bite me

MICK (12:44): ur an idiot

: u should be jessica rabbit

: coz ur ginger

IAN (12:45): ha. 

: hilarious

MICK (12:46): i know

-

IAN (13:21): you aren’t allowed to die

MICK (13:21): what the fuck

IAN (13:21): i saw something on tiktok

: this girl’s boyfriend died 

: she was going thru all his stuff

: it was fucking awful

MICK (13:22): jesus christ

: you need ur phone taken away

IAN (13:22): it was really sad mick

: you can’t die

: u need to stop speeding

: so many people get into car accidents

MICK (13:23): stop 

: im not dying

IAN (13:24): i don’t know what i’d even do

MICK (13:24): im not dying so u dont have to think about it

IAN (13:25): but i am thinking about it

MICK (13:25): im gonna kill u for real if you don’t stop this shit

IAN (13:26): good i’d rather die first

MICK (13:26): where even are u right now

IAN (13:27): in the living room

MICK (13:27): speak to me in person then freak

: im in our bedroom

IAN (13:27): no ur grumpy today

: scowling loads

MICK (13:28): yea thats one thing u wouldnt miss if i died lol

IAN (13:28): don’t say that

: i would miss it

: i’d literally miss everything about u

MICK (13:29): im coming to take ur phone away 

-

MICK (18:09): where r u

IAN (18:12): gym downstairs

MICK (18:13): is douchebag there again?

IAN (18:13): 🙄

: he’s a nice guy

MICK (18:14): he’s a roided up prick who thinks his muscles make him better than everyone

IAN (18:15): you’ve never even spoken to him

MICK (18:15): no i haven’t

: unlike you

: u talk to him all the time

IAN (18:16): i talk to him like once a week when we’re working out at the same time

MICK (18:16): sure well have fun with your boyfriend

IAN (18:16): omg mickey

: shut the fuck up

: we’re literally married

MICK (18:17): u still think he’s hot

IAN (18:17): he is hot 

: so what?

MICK (18:18): why don’t u just fuck him then

IAN (18:18): because i dont want to??

: ur such a jealous little bitch

: ur hotter anyway

MICK (18:19): i dont have abs and shit

IAN (18:19): mickeyyyyy

: shut up 

: i know ur not actually mad

: u just want attention

MICK (18:20): i’ll show u mad

IAN (18:20): omg

: u KNOW i think ur hotter than anyone

: i tell u that all the time

: why would i marry u if i didn’t think that

MICK (18:21): because ur weird

IAN (18:21): fine 

: be jealous

: just means we’ll have good sex when i get back

MICK (18:22): whatever

IAN (18:23): u get all bitey when ur jealous

: it’s hot

MICK (18:23): this time im gonna bite ur dick off

IAN (18:24): ur such a romantic

: i need to go

: but ur being dumb

: also ur acting like u dont have muscles when u do so

MICK (18:24): not that big

IAN (18:25): yeah but there’s a point where it gets a bit much

: at least i think so

: i like ur muscles

MICK (18:26): whatever

: go work out

: come back sweaty

IAN (18:27): sir yes sir

-

TO LIP

IAN (16:50): mickey wants to kill u btw

LIP (16:56): what???

: is this about new years?

IAN (16:56): yeah

: u were being a dick so i get why he’s pissed

LIP (16:57): i said some stupid things

: it’s pretty hard being a sober alcoholic at a new year’s party

IAN (16:58): i know

: u did say I was the only reason he turned out okay

: and other similar things

: that’s shitty

LIP (16:59): i said sorry

: i know it’s shitty!

: i was in a bad mood

: jealous of him drinking whiskey

: and it doesn’t help that u and mick are always so happy together when me and tami are struggling 

IAN (17:00): yeah i know

: look i’ve told mickey he can’t kill u

: he’ll settle for punching u in the stomach

: better than kneeing u in the balls which is what i talked him down from

LIP (17:02): what???

: im not letting him punch me

IAN (17:03): u don’t need to let him

: it’s not like u can really fight back lol

LIP (17:03): you’re my brother!!

: fucking protect me from ur crazy husband

IAN (17:04): see saying things like that isn’t fixing the situation

LIP (17:04): you’re going to let him hit me

IAN (17:04): no i’m stopping him from killing you

: u can deal with a little punch

LIP (17:05): i’m a FATHER

: and he hits hard

IAN (17:06): he says he’ll settle for donuts

: just buy him some donuts and drop them round the apartment

: he also says your a pussy

LIP (17:07): i dont want to get punched

: fine ill buy him donuts

: which ones

IAN (17:08): anything with jam in it

LIP (17:09): great

: now i know where ur alliances are

IAN (17:10): i don’t have alliances 

: i just don’t think anyone should insult my husband like that

: at least u didn’t insult me 

: he wouldn’t be so easy to talk down if u said something about me

LIP (17:11): i know

: he goes psycho if anyone’s mean to u

IAN (17:12): i know it’s really sweet

LIP (17:13): there’s something so so wrong with u

: i hope u realise that

IAN (17:14): shut up u wouldn’t get it 

: trust me it’s sweet

LIP (17:15): it isn’t