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(The episode begins with Sam and Sloth’s situation. Them being locked out of the house and travelling southward.. Where nobody goes.)
Sam: Hey, Sloth?
Sloth: *She was finally walking along normally, acting like any other normal Pokemon would* Yes, Sam?
Sam: Do you think being open with my sexuality with anyone in college is ok?
Sloth: Well, Sam, it all depends on the Pokemon. Your charm makes it difficult to resist asking. Plus, you have that special ability, no? That is sure to draw attention.
Sam: I guess you’re right-- mmf--
Sloth: *She placed one of her paws on his mouth* I AM right, Sam. Why do you think you trust me so well? Because I’ve been absolutely right for the whole time you’ve lived at that house.
Sam: You’re right about that too..
Sloth: Indeed.
Sam: But what was the point of walking out here? There’s nothing to do!
Sloth: Oh, you’ll see Sam. Why do you think I sleep so much in the daytime? Because I’m lazy of course.
Sam: But.. What does that have to do with anything..?
Lust: *He had been following them from behind the shrubbery* Nono.. she’s got a point..
Sam: Huh? Who’s there?
Sloth: Lust? Is that you?
Lust: Yes. Indeed it is. Now why do you both think it’s a good idea to be here?
Sam: Why did you come here?
Lust: I followed and stalked the two of you. I’m surprised you didn’t catch my scent earlier, Sloth. You usually do *He smirked*
Sloth: Your scent was masked by the bushes, so I couldn’t pick it up.
Sam: Anyways, why are you here, Lust?
Lust: Because I feel like it, ok? And plus I asked you the same question first!
Sam: If you were stalking us then you should know why we’re here.
Lust: But I want to hear it from your mouth. Because Sloth had asked you to leave with her. Why is that? Does Sloth want to take you from me?
Sloth: Why would you ever assume that? You don’t even know much about me, yet you are accusing me of such bizarre things.
Lust: It just seems like something you’d do. Remember that time when you and Sam were on the couch? Yeah, I was there. I woke up after a little rest on Sam’s nice, warm bed.
Sam: I don’t wanna hear this-- if this little argument is going to turn into something larger, I’m outta here.
Sloth: Will you excuse me, Sammy Boy? Lust, follow me.. *she walked toward the bushes*
Lust: *he begins to talk after walking into the bush* Oh! Sudden change of heart there, Sloth! So, who’s doing who first? Me or you? Want me to turn female? Do you prefer oral or insIIIIAAAAAAHHHHHH--!
Sloth: *she stepped out of the bush, smoking a little bit*
Sam: You shocked him, didn’t you?
Sloth: Yep. Now, we must run further away from this place.
Sam: Why? Doesn’t Pride need me? What if she wants me home if I’m the “4th grade superstar?”
Sloth: Oh, I left her a note. We’ll go back home, Sammy Boy. Just not anytime soon..