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1. Astarion's Vile, Complex Plan That Came Together by UsuallyDyingInside

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   30 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Astarion/The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion & Tav (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion's Family (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion's Parents (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion's Mother (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion's Father (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion's Siblings (Baldur's Gate)
   • The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
   • Tav (Baldur's Gate)
   • Scratch (Baldur's Gate)
   • Batstarion - Character
   • Ascended Astarion - Character
   • spawn Astarion - Character
   • Sequel
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Established Relationship
   • Emotional Manipulation
   • Gaslighting
   • Family
   • Dysfunctional Family
   • Friendship
   • POV Third Person
   • POV Third Person Limited
   • Love
   • Idiots in Love
   • Friendship/Love
   • Violence
   • Post-Canon
   • Kissing
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Blood
   • Mental Health Issues
   • Past Abuse
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Protectiveness
   • Trauma
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Angst and Romance
   • Demisexuality
   • Gray-Asexuality
   • Dehumanization
   • Possible Character Death
   • Developing Friendships

   Summary

   For the first time that either of them can remember, Astarion and Tav are happy. With the Netherbrain defeated and their worst enemies vanquished, they finally have time to live their lives like regular people. Sure, there are friends to visit, family to search for, and that whole pesky sunlight problem, but overall, life is good. Things are just about perfect until the day that a vampire shows up on the couple’s doorstep in broad daylight claiming to be Astarion. This version of the beloved vampire, though, went through with ascending.

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   Main relationship: Spawn!Astarion x Durge!Tav
   Main POV: Astarion (Spawn)
   Occasional POV: Durge (Tav)
   Guest appearance POV: Astarion (Ascended)

   Post-Game events based on Astarion's Nice, Simple Plan That Fell Apart
   It's not necessary to read the first fic to enjoy this one, but it's there if you want to!

   Series

   • Part 2 of Astarion Isn't the Best at Planning

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