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A knock on his door awakened Adrien. It was different than Natalies. It was a Saturday and no photoshoots were scheduled, so there was no reason for him to be getting a wake-up call this early. “Adrien. I know that today is your eighteenth birthday. I need to speak to you as soon as you are ready. Please meet me in my office in ten minutes or less.” It was his father. What did he have to say that was so important? Plagg shrugs at Adrien’s questioning gaze. Guess there is only one way to find out. He dresses for the day and Plagg hides in his shirt pocket.

Ten minutes later, Adrien is knocking on his father's office door. “Come in. I have much to show you.” Adrien walks over to his father, where the man presses some hidden buttons on the painting. The two start to descend, taking Adrien and Plagg by surprise. The latter quietly held on tightly in his hiding spot, paying close attention now. The elevator came to a stop, revealing a lush, green garden. A glass coffin, seemingly straight from Snow White, is nestled in the bushes. Gabriel walks over and places a hand over the coffin, “Son. I need your help… So many times I have tried to tell you. But it was never the right time.” Adrien walks over to the coffin, his voice barely audible, “Maman?” Adrien barely suppresses his urge to run as Gabriel’s hand lands on his shoulder. “Over the last four years, so many times have I tried to seize Ladybug and Chat Noir’s Miraculous to bring her back.”
Adrien faces his father holding back his shudder, “What happened to her?” Gabriel looks his son square in the face, “She used the Peacock Miraculous. But it was broken. We did not realize until it was too late. Slowly over the years, the magical illness ate at her life. She is alive but in a magically induced coma. I have a final plan. But Natalie is too ill to use the Peacock now. I need someone to take her place. That someone is You, my son.” Adrien steps back and gasps at his father. “Adrien, you are now old enough to choose to help me without hindrance. The Miraculous is fixed, so it is safe now. I have used it myself. But for this plan to work, I need an assistant. Once I find an Akuma to make Ladybug take more risks, she will slip up and fall into my hands. If I have her, that mangy cat will fall easily. I have the perfect Senti-monster that will wipe out the whole team. Or we could send two after her.”
The younger man steels himself. He closes his eyes, takes a deep breath to compose himself, and then opens his eyes, glowing brightly like emeralds in a spotlight. Softly but firmly he says, “No… I will not help.” It’s Gabriel’s turn to step back and gasp. “What do you mean no? This is our chance to bring her back. Don’t you want your mother to be well again? For her to hold you? The damage won’t matter. Once the wish is made, everything will be reset. No harm, no foul.”
Adrien shudders, “Father, there must be another way. What if we asked Ladybug for help? Exchange the cure for Mother for the two Miraculous you have? Mother wouldn’t want you, us to terrorize all of Paris on her behalf. Besides, Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is the first law of Equivalent Exchange. There must be balance.”
“Nooroo, Dark Wings Rise!” Gabriel transforms. “I am your father. You WILL obey me.” He releases the black butterfly from his cane. It lands on Adrien’s bracelet, the lucky charm Marinette gave him. He rights back, resisting the Akuma. Shadow Moth (Hawk Moth, whatever his name is) gasps, “What is this form? Ah, I see you are infatuated with Ladybug. You wish to be a stronger form of Chat Noir. So, Chat Blanc, I shall give you the power of Unlimited Destruction. With it, you can replace Chat Noir and win Ladybug’s heart, after taking her Miraculous for me. Without that, she will have no reason to hide who she is.” Adrien struggles, “No, no, no, NO!” Mothman rubs the silver ring hidden under his glove. “I order you to give in.”
As Adrien is about to give in a sharp searing pain rips through his body, with an inaudible whisper of “Cataclysm,” from Plagg. The links are broken, and the Akuma is released. Adrien is furious, “NO! I refuse to help you. You won’t Akumatize me. You won’t order me any longer.” Gabriel is shaken from his shock. “How can you disobey me? I have your Amok. You must listen to me… Nevermind. If you will not help me, then you are against me. You will work with me or you will be disowned. You have until tomorrow to give me your answer.” Adrien runs off to his room as if in a trance.

Plagg floats out once the door has been shut and locked. “Kid, are you okay? Do you need to talk? I mean that was a lot to take in.” Adrien collapses on the bed. “Plagg. What just happened? My father is a villain I’ve been fighting. My mother is still alive, sort of. What did he mean about me Amok?” Pause. “Am I a Senti-Monster? Like Senti-Bug. What did you do to break me free?” Plagg nuzzles his Chosen’s cheek, purring to comfort both of them. “Kid. I hate to say this. But I think it’s all true. I, I… I used my power on you. Just a touch, I used as little as I could manage. Just enough to break the hold over you. That fact that it worked the way it did means… yes you are a Senti-Being. NOT a monster. Yes, like Senti-Bug.” Pause. “I suggest we pack, talk to the Bug, and make plans. Didn’t you get an acceptance letter to that school in New York?”
Adrien moves around the room packing his essentials, and things he doesn’t want to leave behind, including his Ladybug shrine. Once complete, he has five bags ready to go, come morning. The blond teen then makes some phone calls, one to the Fashion Institute of Technology in New York, one to Zoe Lee, and lastly to Audrey Bourgeois. In one month, Adrien Agreste will be studying entrepreneurship and photography with an internship under Style Queen. With all that done, it was time to move out of the empty mansion he once called home. One transformation later, he was leaping across Paris to his mother’s old apartment.
The next day Adrien headed to the bank to sort out his Trust and CDC Modeling account. The following week was spent deregistering from school, saying goodbye to his friends, and preparing for his Bac, which he had scheduled for two weeks after the fight with his father. The Akuma battles never let up, if anything, they increased to at least one every other day.

One week before he is set to leave, Chat sets up a meeting with Ladybug at his apartment.

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November 30th.

Chat Noir is pacing on his balcony waiting for his Lady to arrive. He has everything set up just right.

Music; check

Dinner; check All his Lady’s favorites, including dessert from Tom and Sabine’s.

The apartment is clean; check

He's all freshened up; check

Electric candles, for ambiance; check

All he needed was for her to arrive. A soft thump draws him out of his thoughts. She’s here. “Chat? Is there something wrong? You said you had something important to speak to me about.” She looks around, “What is all of this?” Chat takes her hands and leads her to the table before she can protest. “I thought it would be easier to talk over a nice meal. My news isn’t so good. Please, M’Lady, indulge this cat for one night.” Ladybug looks at him skeptically but agrees. The conversation is gentle, casual banter. Chat cracking a few puns. Ladybug rolled her eyes at him playfully.  

After the meal and dessert, Chat hits the music. A slow melody begins to play. Hand extended, “May I have this dance, M’Lady?” Ladybug is hesitant, but takes his hand and allows him to lead her to the cleared living room. Ladybug, “Chat, what is all of this about?” With a sheepish smile, “You got me Buginette. Something has come up… and I have to leave for a while. I umm, got in a fight with my father. He made me an offer I had to refuse.” Ladybug gasps, “Why do you have to leave? What was the offer? How can I help?”

The cat hero gives a pleading look, “I have been accepted to a school in New York. I plan to lay low and return once I am stable enough on my own, with no ties to my father. It should only take a few years. I’ll tell you about the offer later. But for now, I just want one night… with you before I have to go… I know you love someone else, but is there any space in there for a stray? Maybe when I come back?”  Her head spins at the thoughts circling around. “Chaton, when you ask me if I love you, I always choke on my reply. I'd rather hurt you, honestly than mislead you with a lie. You are my cherished partner. I have told you twice now, that I could NEVER replace you.” She meets his gaze and takes a deep breath. “Who am I to judge you on what you say or do? I'm only just beginning to see the real you. You confess your love so easily. You wear your heart on your shoulder.” The heroine sighs as she holds her partner tighter as the sway to the music, “Romance and all its strategy leaves me battling with my pride. But through the insecurity, some tenderness survives. It’s been what, four years and I still haven’t been able to confess to the guy I like.” With her face now buried in his chest, “I'm just another writer still trapped within my truth. A hesitant prize fighter still trapped within my youth. He’s leaving too. I’m more concerned about losing you, over him.” Tearful sapphire eyes meet deep emerald ones, “At times I'd like to break you and drive you to your knees. But then at times, I'd like to break through and hold you endlessly.”

Chat sucks in a quick breath, “Bug, I understand you and I know how hard you've tried. Over the last four years, I've watched while love commands you and I've watched love pass you by. I won’t lie and say you are the only one who holds my heart. Sometimes I think we're drifters, still searching for a friend, A brother, or a sister. But then the passion flares again. Plagg said that the Black Cat and Ladybug Miraculous are two halves of a whole; one cannot exist without the other. I don’t know what Tikki has told you, but maybe it’s the pull of the Miraculous that has us like this.”

Ladybug, “I, I, I don’t know. But sometimes when we touch the honesty is too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide.  The more I get to know you, the more I wanna hold you 'til I die, 'til we both break down and cry.  Please, I wanna hold you 'til the fear in me subsides. I am falling for you, Mon Chaton”  Chat’s hand slips up to cup Ladybug’s head. Eyes closed, slowly the two inch forward, lips meeting lips in a chaste kiss. Emerald eyes flutter open and he pulls back. Only for her to chase and pull him back in, her tongue glides along his lower lip, asking for entrance. He allows, his tongue darting forth to meet hers. The two battle and explore each other’s mouths till the need to breathe overcomes them.  Staring at one another, a silent question is asked and an answer is given.

(You may skip the rest if sex/smut isn’t your thing. Plot says they need to fuck.)

Chat kisses a line along Ladybug’s jaw to her ear. Nibbling on her lobe and licking up the outer shell, his husky whisper gives her chills,  “If you want to stop, now is the time M’Lady. I want you so bad right now.” He leaves a trail of kisses and love bites down her neck before returning to her lips, then along her jaw, and finally to her other ear. The heroine manages to squeak out “Suits” between her moans and mewls of pleasure. Chat grins, “Tikki. I’ve already talked with Plagg. If you don’t want me to rip the suit, I suggest you modify it.” In a plink flash, her suit is gone, leaving Ladybug wearing nothing but her mask. Chat begins his incursion of her body, licking, kissing, and nipping his way down her neck to her collarbone, where he leaves a nice set of marks, four small spots above a larger one. It’s a paw print. “Bug, you smell so good,” nuzzling her neck and deepening his marks. LB moans, “Stupid pheromones.”

 He admires his work before kissing his way down to her shapely breast. Taking a nipple in his mouth, he sucks and licks it to a perfect peek. Fingers rolling its twin between them, before switching sides. The noises escaping Ladybug urged Chat on. Breasts now lavished with plenty of attention, Chat kisses his way down her stomach, leaving a trail of hickeys along the way. Coming face to face with her sex, the hero dives in, lapping at her entrance. His tongue hitting her nub caused a sinful moan to escape her throat. Wanting to hear more, he did it repeatedly and was rewarded with more news and moans. 

Feeling bolder, Chat slipped a finger into her as he latched on and sucked. “Oh fuck, Chat! Mon Minou… More… Please… I need more.” Eager to please his Lady, he adds another finger, curling them, searching for that spot. He knows once he hits it. “Putain, s'il te plaît, n'arrête pas.” Ladybug's hands find purchase in his hair, fisting, and scratching right behind his faux cat ears. 

A deep rumble begins in his chest as he begins to purr. In a matter of seconds, his Lady is screaming his name as the walls of her vagina undulate and squeeze his fingers. Chat keeps up his administration as Ladybug rides out her orgasm. A second one is not far behind, building up swiftly after the first wanes. “J'ai besoin de toi en moi. s'il vous plaît, oh mon dieu.”  Pulling off her clit with a pop, “Plagg, Modify.” His suit vanishes in a flash of green, leaving behind just his mask, faux cat ears, and belt tail.  Plagg adds his own taunt by moving the bell to a cat collar around his neck.

Cock lined up, Chat slams into Ladybug’s core the moment he pulls his fingers out. The swift, hard thrust sends her over the edge. She screams his name, “Mon Chaton,” as he roars, “Fuck. M’Lady. Your pussy is milking my cock.” Once the wave of pleasure ebbs, the bluenette chuckles, “So Minou, you’re playing with yourself? What about me?”  Chat blinks once, twice, thrice, and laughs. “Nice play on words M’Lady.” He begins a steady pace, thrusting in and out. “Am I rubbing off on you?” LB attempts to roll her eyes at the wordplay but rolls them in pleasure instead as Chat’s thumb finds her clit.  Chat picks up his pace as LB’s whimpering turns to mewls, then to outright wails of pleasure. She arches her body to meet his, thrust for thrust. Reaching up she grabs his bell and pulls him down into a passionate kiss. Each swallowing the other’s moans. Mouths and bodies physically connected, the pair climax together in a blinding flash of pink and green. The Kwamis fly off to find their snacks to recharge, as Adrien rolls and collapses behind Marinette. Both are too worn out to even bother peeking at the other’s identity. Curled up, the heroes get a restful night’s sleep.

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December 1st.

The next morning, Adrien slides out of bed and suits up without peeking at His Lady. Sitting in another room he records a message for her, Tikki listening in. 

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Sitting at the table, “M’Lady. This is the last thing I ever want to do. First, I want you to know, last night meant the world to me. I never expected you to return my affections. I was ready for your rejection. It just makes this even harder. I know who Shadow Moth is. If I should stay I would only be in your way.” He sighs. “He is my father. I found out because he wanted to recruit me. I’m not ready to fight him, even after everything he has done to me in and out of the mask. He gave me an Ultimatum. I either work with him or I get disowned. So I'll go, but I know, I'll think of you every step of the way. I don’t think he knows who I am, but bittersweet memories, that is all I'm taking with me. I am leaving everything else with you. This apartment is now yours to use as you need. My bank card will be on the table. I have put everything under a false name.”

Chat takes a deep breath. “However there is more. Plagg can confirm. I found out that I am a Senti-Being.” He gives a weak laugh. “Like Senti-Bug, only I was created as a baby in my mother. I’ve seen the family videos and pictures of her pregnant and me growing up. But I don’t know what’s real and what’s false anymore. So goodbye, please don't cry. We both know I'm not what you need. I will return to Paris in a few years after I am secure and able to care for myself… And you, if you’ll still have me. I hope life treats you kindly. I hope you have all you've dreamed of. I wish you joy and happiness, but above all this, I wish you love. You should have enough funds for whatever you want. Think of this as an attack on Hawk Ass. You’ll be spending his money since he had to pay me. I know you can figure out who I am if you want. But I’ll leave you with three clues. One, outside of my mask, I am quite famous. I wasn’t lying when I said you won’t be able to resist me without my mask. My face is everywhere. Two, I don’t act the same without my mask. As a civilian, I have an image to uphold. My mask is my freedom. I have been locked in my tower most of my life. Three, well this one is more of a confession. I will always love you, M’Lady. But over the last year, I grew close to a civilian I know in my personal life, while wearing I was my mask. I just wanted to get to know her better… She treats my civilian self differently than my masked self... and I ended up falling for her. My Princess, I know you know her, Multi-Mouse. The two of you hold my heart in your hands. The both of you have gotten me through some of the roughest times. She is my best friend in and out of the mask. Could you please keep an eye on her, maybe give my Ring to her? I had planned to see her after your rejection. I am sorry if this knowledge hurts you. I do love you. I always have and always will. I purromise I WILL return. This is Chat signing off.”   

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Once finished, The Ladybug Kwami has a few words, “Chat, I’ve talked with Plagg already. He filled me in on what happened. You have two and a half years to return to my Bug. We will look after her, but you know she won’t replace you. Get your life sorted then find us. Plagg and I will make sure she stays here, in this apartment. Or at least has a contact here. She loves you, ALL of you. This is going to break her. But it needs to happen. Sever your ties and know, she won’t go after Him without you.” Pause “We don’t know what the consequences of last night will be, so find some way to stay in touch.” Chat de-transforms. “I’ll try Tikki. I don’t want to leave, but I have to put some distance between my father and me. I have to fully break his control over me.” He looks at the Kwamis tearfully, “I don’t want to leave her. Do you think she will give my Ring to Marinette?” Plagg, “Kid, you know we’ll watch over both girls. As for my Miraculous, I am positive it will end up with Pigtails. I’ll watch over your Princess and Sugarcube will watch over your Lady. Now go, don’t miss your flight.”

Four hours later, Marinette wakes up. Looking around the room, she remembers the night before. “Tikki!” The Kwami zips out of hiding, “Sorry, Chat is gone. He left you a video explaining everything. It’s on the table. Plagg and I will stand guard for the next few hours. We know you’re going to need it.” Curiously, Marinette walks into the kitchen. She starts crying the moment she sees the ring. “No. He left me. After last night, he still left me?” Plagg flies out and nuzzles her cheek. “Watch the video first, Bug. Please.” Marinette sits and watches the whole thing before she breaks down. “I lost them both.”

Tikki and Plagg take turns taking care of the black butterflies that inevitably make their way into the apartment. Shadow Moth gives up after the twenty-fifth in the last four hours.

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One month has passed since Adrien and Chat left. Shadow Moth upped his attacks to daily. Ladybug was worn out. She tried not to call in the others. In her depression, she ended up pushing everyone away. On her civilian side, Chloe was being nice to her. The heiress would often bring her coffee when she was tired or hold her when she ran off and broke down in tears for the most random reasons. Chloe also held Lila at bay, shielding the bluenette from the sausage-haired girl’s attacks.  

During that month:

Ladybug fought alone. Everything changes during the end of the second week of December. Lila is Akumatized into Volpina, only stronger. Her ‘illusions’ were physical for three to five minutes. It started with an argument with Marinette over Chat Noir. Lila was claiming he left Ladybug for her. Marinette defended her partner, claiming he had personal reasons for not being around.  Alya agreed with the bluenette, stating that Chat often visited his ‘Purrincess’ balcony, so she would be the one to know. Lila runs out of class in crocodile tears, catching the butterfly, and becoming Akumatized. Volpina’s first action was to summon a Chat Noir to fight alongside and dote on her. Marinette collapsed at the site, muttering something over and over. Just as ‘Chat’ was about to claw the bluenette, Chloe stepped in, blocking him. “Pull it together, Dupain-Cheng” Looking back, Chloe sees a small black figure comforting Marinette.

A few seconds later, “You’re right, Plagg. He wouldn’t want to see me like this. Plagg, Claws Out!”  She growls at Volpina, “I told you he had personal reasons. And as you can see, I have Chat’s Ring. He left it with me. You can call me Kitty Kat. Now fuck off you Chienne!” She proceeds to claw at Volpina to de-Akumatize her, and to take out some frustrations.  After Catacylsming the butterfly, she slips into the bathroom to transform into Ladybug to call her Lucky Charm and cast the Cure. 

During class two Kwamis have a conversation. Plagg, “Sugarcube. She’s…” Tikki, “Yeah. I know.” Plagg, “This hasn’t happened in over a thousand years."**

That night Cloe gets a visit from Ladybug, who gives her the Bee Miraculous. Ladybug and Queen Bee fought side-by-side daily for two weeks. Bee would ask where Kitty Kat was and Ladybug would tell her Chat didn’t want Marinette to fight unless absolutely necessary. The two found a rhythm and battles were won easily. Bee enjoyed patrol nights. The two heroines grew closer in the masks.

Things changed again at the end of the final week of December. Theo Barbot learns the Chat Noir has been replaced and tries to confront/ask out Ladybug at the end of her patrol. She gently turns him down, saying she is waiting for Chat Noir to return to her like he promised. As patrol is over, she heads home and falls asleep.  The next morning she met with reports of Chat Noir destroying things at random and chasing and harassing civilian women, basically being a ‘womanizer.’ She transforms and finds Copy Cat in the park, ‘chasing tail, ' arguing with Chloe. The heiress is adamant that he is not the real Chat Noir.  Seeing Ladybug, Copy Chat runs over and embraces her, “M’Lady. I have returned to you.” Ladybug melts into his arms, “Mon Minou?” 

With a Cheshire grin, “Would I lie to you, Bugaboo?” He cups her face and leans in for a kiss. Just as lips touch Chloe shouts, “What about Kitty Kat?” Ladybug snaps out of her reverie and pushes Copy Cat away. However, he has one earring in his hand as he falls away. Ladybug de-transforms from the bottom up, thanks to Tikki. To protect her identity, Marinette drops, hiding her face in her knees. Chloe transforms and uses Venom on Copy Cat. She takes the earring back, gives it to Marinette, and turns back to find the Akumatized item. Marinette transforms without moving so as not to reveal herself, thanks Bee, and cleanses the butterfly.  She calls her Luck Charm, and a hive falls into her hands. The heroine uses it to cast the cure. After Theo apologizes profusely, Queen Bee drags Ladybug to the hotel. Once safe in the room, Bee, “Of course it’s you. I should have known. Our ‘Everyday Ladybug.’  Another reason for me to be jealous… And fall even harder for you.”  The last part is barely audible.

A Stunned Ladybug drops transformation and her jaw simultaneously, “Chloe, What? Jealous? Fall for me?” Bee, “Pollen, Buzz Off.” Meeting the bluenette’s eyes, “Why do you think I would always pick on you? You are everything I wanted to be. You are amazing, crazy creative, incredibly smart, talented, kind, caring, sassy, and selfless, but still don’t take any shit. Oh so badass. I can’t imagine how anyone else could be Ladybug. Hell, half the fucking school has had a crush on you at one point or another.”

Marinette rushes to hug the heiress. “Chloe, that is the most amazing thing I have heard in a while. Thank you. I needed that. Ever since Chat left, I’ve been doubting myself.  He… We confessed… That night was miraculous. But then he was gone by the time I woke up.”

Chloe, “So where is that mangey alley cat? Don’t tell me he finally caught his prey only to ditch it after a one-night-stand.” Marinette refuses to meet her eyes. “OMG! You fucked him?! What about the suits? Do you know who he is, why he ran? Did he get cold feet? I swear I will hunt him down and drag him back here by his dick if I have to.”

Marinette laughs, “Chlo, you don’t have to do that. He promised to return. He left me a Black Centurion®  Card AND a Penthouse. He found out his father is Shadow Moth when he tried to recruit him. You wanna see the good by video? That will change your mind on him.” The heiress is obviously in shock. “He gave you a BLACK CARD?!!! That is the most prestigious card there is. Damn! Chat is loaded. This is ridiculous, utterly ridiculous. Hell yes, I wanna see that video.” The bluenette shares her phone but is too emotional watching Chat to hear Chloe, “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Of fucking course. She is Ladybug, so he HAS to be Chat Noir.” Pause. “Merde! That means… Pollen, what have we gotten ourselves into?” The Kwami looks at her holder, “Imagine how they feel, My Queen.” Chloe, “You’re right Pollen. I’ll just have to protect my hive, won’t I?” The Bee Kwami nods. Plagg and Tikki, “We’ll help. And more will come.” Tikki sighs, “She is gonna need all the help she can get. I can’t say anything yet, but please help my bug.” Looking over, Marinette has fallen asleep hugging her phone and listening to Chat’s voice.

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In the second month of Chat and Adrien’s absence, Shadow Moth only attacks every other day. Ladybug and Queen Bee make an awesome team. The only problem is that Shadow Moth alternates between using Volpina and Copy Cat. The duo has to fight one or the other every week, and Ladybug is still vulnerable to their attacks. She struggles every time she has to fight the image of her beloved. Meanwhile, Alya grows closer to Lila as Marinette struggles. The heartbroken girl can barely gather the energy for school and superhero duties. Her social life falls to the side. Alya is none the wiser to her ‘BFF’s’ struggles.

Chloe offers to hold a holiday party at her hotel. New Year, New Her. In actuality, she is trying to support her new girlfriend. Though both know the relationship won't go far, it bring Marinette some emotional stability. Alya helps Marinette and Chloe plan it. Nino DJs. Tom and Sabine cater. Marinette is in charge of the decor. Chloe ‘manages’ and helps pay. Alya helps plan and spread the word. The night of the party is great. Everyone is having fun, even Lila. Luka and Kagami even show up for the party. Halfway through Marinette runs to the ladies' room. Chloe and Alya find her puking her guts out. The blonde moves to hold the bluenette’s hair out of the way while asking, “Tikki, Plagg. Could she be…?” 

Marinette, “NO! I’m on birth control. I take it every day at exactly the same time… Please no. Not now.” 

Alya, “Girl, what are you talking about? You still have your cherry… Right?” 

The blonde scoffs, “If you weren’t so far up Nino and Lila’s ass or busy running head-first into danger, you would know better.”

Alya, “What do you mean? Who would Mare be sleeping with? It wasn’t Adrien, her crush.  He was under lock and key until he left for New York.” 

Chloe finally snaps, “NO, you idiot. The Bug and Cat fucked before he had to go into hiding. And damn if that alley cat ain’t loaded. He felt so bad at having to leave her, he gave her a penthouse AND a Black card. Which is a good thing, because it looks like he also left her with a kitten.”

The Creole woman stares as her friend empties her stomach again, “You know who she is? Since when? Is that why Queen Bee has been around so much? Why didn’t you call on Rena or Carapace?” With a roll of the eyes, Chloe rubs Marinette’s back as three Kwamis float out. Chloe answers, “With Chat gone, Ladybug needs an offensive partner. She refuses to give the Black Cat Ring to anyone else. Rena and Carapace of defensive. They won’t help. I found out who she was when CopyCat first attacked after Chat left. He had one of her earrings Cesaire. You’ve been too wrapped up to notice Marinette slipping away. When was the last time you hung out with her? Called her? She has been mourning her found and then immediately lost love for two fucking months.” 

 Plagg, “This is mostly my fault. I forgot to tell the kid a few things when he was planning his last date with his Lady.” Pause “I told him how to get around the suits, but forgot to mention the possible consequences. Tiks and I haven’t had to deal with this for at least a thousand years. It slipped my mind.” 

Tikki, “What the Stinky Sock is trying to say is that when in the suits, Destruction destroys any barrier to Creation.  Our magic, or essence for lack of a better term, mingles with that of our holders. This kitten is as much Plagg and I’s as it is Ladybug’s and Chat’s.” Marinette faints at this news.

Alya and Chloe take the passed-out Marinette to an empty room in the hotel before Alya goes to get Tom and Sabine. Marinette wakes up to see Chloe next to her, on her phone, and her parents watching her. Upon seeing her papa, the bluenette sobs, “Papa I know you're going to be upset 'cause I was always your little girl. But you should know by now, I'm not a baby.” Tom nods, “I know ma petite croissant. You are a young woman now. Your Maman and I trust you. We know these last several years have been… rough for you. We only want to help.”

Marinette faces her parents, "I have so much to say. You always taught me right from wrong. I need your help, Daddy please be strong. I may be young at heart, but I know what I'm saying.” Sabine hugs her daughter, “Whatever it is dear, we can get through it together.” This only makes the girl cry even harder. “The one you warned me all about. The one you said I could do without. We're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe. Maman, Papa. I’m pregnant. I’m so sorry. I was so good with my birth control. But extenuating circumstances and all. I can’t tell you here. But I promise I’ll tell you at home tonight.”

Sabine tucks a hair behind her daughter’s ear and nudges her earring. “Does this have anything to do with it dear?” Marinette gasps, “You know?” Sabine chuckles, “As if I wouldn’t know my own daughter. I know you’ll explain everything later, but your late-night visitor is the dad, correct? But you have his power-up for some reason you’ll tell us at home.” Marinette chuckles, “There’s no fooling you Maman. You’re right.”

Chloe speaks up, “You should know, even if he doesn’t know, he made sure Marinette would be taken care of. She has a Black Card to buy whatever she needs, or wants for that matter. From the looks of it, Whoever Chat was, he is loaded and left it all for her.”  

Plagg floats out, “Don’t forget the penthouse apartment. All bills will be paid automatically, and my camembert will be shipped there. It’s a great place to raise a kitten. Sugarcube and I will do everything we can to help.”

Tom chuckles, “Well it looks like our little girl and her little one will be well loved and cared for. If and when he comes back, we’ll welcome Chat Noir with open arms.” Marinette sighs in relief, “Thank you, Papa. He promised he would come back. I believe him. We are soulmates after all. He says that he's going to marry me, then we can raise a little family.”  Little did anyone know, a certain someone was listening at the door for the first half of the conversation. 

The next day, the rumor has spread that a random one-night stand knocked up Marinette. Chloe helps Marinette move into the penthouse fully. Alya is conflicted. She wants to believe that Chat Noir is the dad, but Lila is very convincing.  And Alya ‘knows’ that Marinette was always too into Adrien to give into the flirty Chat Noir. Besides Ladybug was constantly pushing Chat away, saying they were partners with wholly platonic feelings. Alya leaves Ladybug’s tearful plea to Chat Noir up on her blog for a good month and a half before removing it. Lila is most likely right, and Marinette is trying to hide her Sugar Daddy by claiming it’s Chat. After all, That mangey alley cat can't be that load. A penthouse AND Black Card? Yeah, right.

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Due to Lila's rumor, at the end of January, Marinette switches to online classes and begins her Bac early. She breaks up with Chloe during the last week of February, stating she doesn't want the rumors to affect Chloe's life negatively.

For the next four months (beginning of February through the end of May), Shadow Moth plays it strategically. He sends out only three Akumas a week, saving most of his energy for the third and final Akuma of the month. One week it’s Volpina, powered up so her illusions can do damage before they are dispelled. The next, it’s Copycat. Ladybug seems to have great difficulty fighting these two. On weeks Natalie is up for it, he includes Catalyst and Akumatizes Volpina’s illusions. Shadow Moth picks up on Ladybug struggling during these fights. There is something physically wrong with her. It’s only a matter of time till he can capture her and make his wish. Then his family will be whole again. He will have both his wife and his son back.

At the beginning of March, Ladybug and Bee started recruiting Blue Viper. At the beginning of April, Wyvern begins joining the final battle of the week.

 (Chat has been gone for six months.  Bee has fought by her side for the last five and a half months, Luka for three months, and Kagami for two months.)

Marinette is roughly five months pregnant and has been running her very own boutique for two months. Most of her customers are commission-based, but her boutique specializes in outfits based on the Paris Superhero Team, old and new members. She tries dating Luka again starting in April when Chloe shows interest in Kagami.

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Luka brings his father, Jagged Stone to visit Marinette in her penthouse.  Jagged is excited to see her, “My son said you were expecting, but I wanted to see it for myself. I hope you have enough energy for this. I don’t want to over-work my favorite rocker niece.” Marinette smiles, “I’ll be fine Uncle Jagged.  Luka said you have some good news to share? And before you ask, no, Luka is not the father.”

Jagged lets out a laugh, “Well Little Rocker, I have a huge commission for you.” The bluenette gestures for him to continue. “Well, I popped the question to Penny. She said yes. We plan to hold a small ceremony and a large reception in six months. After that, there will be a celebratory tour. I was hoping you could plan it all. Five million for the wedding and reception and two million for the tour.  What do you say?”

Marinette sits down to think about it, “What all would you need? Most of my commissions are complete, but I need to know the workload to compare with the time frame. And the price is way more than I normally charge.” Again Jagged laughs, “Well, Penny would need two dresses. One for walking down the aisle and a second rocking gown for the reception party. Then there would be a tux for me and my son here. Oh and a dress for Jules. She is the maid of honor. And we can’t forget Fang. I would also love for you to help Penny plan the wedding and reception. There would be a month between the two. As for the tour, it will start two months after the reception. You know what goes into planning that, as you’ve done it before.”

Marinette hums, “That should be doable if I get to work right away. I can use elements from both the wedding and reception for the tour. Three million for the wedding AND reception combined, and then another one million for the tour. That sounds fair to me. All other commissions will be placed on hold.” Jagged is ecstatic as he pulls out the contract and makes the corrections. “Rockin’. I look forward to working with you again Little Rocker.”

The Akuma alert goes off. Marinette whimpers when she sees who it is, Copycat, again. Only this time he is a bit more feral. He all but forces himself on any female who remotely resembles Ladybug, rutting against them and stealing rough, passionate kisses. Those who fight get ‘love bites’ from his fangs along their necks. Luka looks panicked at the sight. “Hey, Dad. I want to stay and keep Melody safe. I’ll see you at home later.” Jagged nods, “Got it son. See you two later.”

After he leaves, Luka turns to Marinette. He holds her shoulders and looks into her eyes, “Look, Melody. I know your secret. I can’t let you go out there. He will rape you with time. Please let me use the earrings. You can use the Cat Ring, if you really must be out there.” She goes to speak, but Luka places a finger over her lips. “I’ve known since Wishmaker. I didn’t tell you because I knew it would stress you out. Think about the baby. This fight could cause you to lose it.” Marinette closes her eyes and takes a deep breath. “Fine. You take Tikki, I’ll go get Bee and Wyvren.” She takes out the earrings and passes them to Luka before calling on Plagg to transform. She calls Chloe, who is already on her way to the location, before setting out to find Kagami.

The fight takes over three hours and several transformations.  CopyCat continuously went after Kitty Kat and Wyvren. Kitty Kat made good use of her claws any time CopyCat got too close. Plagg was using his A-game, heightening Kitty’s senses and agility. The Kwami did his best to protect her and the kit while they were in the suit. Kitty’s instincts merged well with Plaggs. She called out commands as the plans formed in her head. Eventually, they found the Akumatized item, a photo hidden in CopyCat’s pocket.

After the long fight, all the heroes made their way to Kitty’s. Their transformations dropped the moment they were all inside and the door shut. Chloe and Luka already knew Kitty/Ladybug. But seeing each other was a shock. Kagami took Kitty/Ladybug’s identity in stride. Her reaction was much like the others, ‘Of course it’s you. That makes the most sense.’ After getting her earrings back, Marinette cooks a nice, simple dinner for everyone. As they eat, they all get to know one another. It is revealed that Chat Noir is the father and the penthouse was his. Luka laughs and shakes his head as if he already knew, or had it figured out. Kagami was impressed. Marinette breaks up with Luka, saying she doesn't want to string him along.

Marinette excused herself early, the fight haven worn her and Plagg out. But she offered for the others to stay and get to know each other. After this battle, the bluenette had had enough. Kagami gets to keep Longg and Luka gets to keep Sass. Ladybug plans to stay out of the fight until absolutely needed. The penthouse is now their base, all are welcome at any time.

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Marinette is seven months along now. Chloe, Luka, and Kagami spend the majority of their free time at the penthouse. It has been two months since anyone has seen Ladybug, outside of her team. Chloe and Kagami have gotten close. The two dance around each other, both weary of their attraction. Neither girl comes from an open-minded family. 

Tensions come to a head on a rainy Saturday. Volpina is fighting alongside CopyCat for once. At one point Volpina’s Chat Noir illusion becomes Akumatized. CopyCat takes out Blus Viper first. Then Volpina goes after Queen Bee, using an illusion of her family to berate and belittle her. Bee fights back against the illusion’s verbal assaults, but Volpina takes the chance to take her out from behind.  Chat Blanc toys with Wyvren, until he teams up with CopyCat. CopyCat is happy to tear Wyvren’s suit apart while Blanc taunts her about her not being able to handle a ‘real man’. He questions if she is too masculine to attract a guy, making her question her femininity.  

An hour into the fight, Ladybug has had enough. She feels the need to save her teammates. In a desperate attempt, she unifies Mullo, Tikki, and Plagg. She calls her Luck Charm, then uses Multiplication, splitting into three. Her fighting gives her team a chance to recuperate and rejoin the battle. An hour later, Chat Blanc is hit with Lightning, dissipating the illusion and freeing the Butterfly. Bee Venom’s Voplina before beating the ever-living shit out of her with her flute for good measure. Once the flute is broken, the butterfly is set free. Multi Noir Bug corners CopyCat and gives him a taste of his own medicine, shredding his pants, before chastizing him for his behavior towards women, "A real man doesn't need to force or take what he wants. A real man can take no for an answer, with respect. A real man doesn't belittle, instead he protects." She shreds his shirt, tearing his Akumatized picture in the process. 

Once all three butterflies are purified, Multi Bug Noir casts her Cure and collapses on the ground in pain.  Her cry can be heard by all those around, “Oh Merde! Tikki and Plagg are saying I’m going into Labor. My water broke. I can’t go to the hospital. I have to get home.” Her three teammates scoop her up and rush her to the penthouse. None of them noticed the Creole woman hidden nearby recording the entire fight. 

Back at the penthouse, Tikki and Plagg assist everyone and walk them through Marinette’s labor. Thirty minutes later the bluenette is holding Emeline Marie Noir-écarlate, born in Mid-July.

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Adrien arrived in New York at the beginning of December. The month was spent making last-minute preparations for his job under Style Queen. Chloe had called her mother insisting that Adrien would make a good model and it would 'help' Gabriel. Audry agreed and sent the boy to stay with Zoe, who is also working under her. Adrien and Zoe develop a close friendship over the months they spend together.  His classes begin mid-January, giving him time to adjust to the time difference and his work schedule. He wants to make enough to cover all of Ladybug and Plagg's bills.

He keeps in touch with Alya, Nino, Marinette, Chloe, and Luka with weekly calls and online gaming sessions. Whenever Ladybug or the Akuma attacks are brought up, the conversation is changed. Come February, all Alya wants to talk about is Lila or their conspiracy theories on Marinette's Sugar Daddy. Adrien stops talking to her at that point, which limits his time with Nino. The DJ apologizes for his girlfriend, but can't seem to shake her out of her thoughts. The boys mostly chat about movies, music, and games. The blond does maintain good email communications with Marinette. They write every few days, mostly about fashion, work, and school.

It isn't until mid-July that he can check the Ladyblog.

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Sitting in his dorm room during a rare moment of downtime, Adrien wakes up to his roommate Zoe Lee, who is watching the latest fight on Ladyblog. It’s 9 am in New York. The fight in Paris has been over for roughly an hour. Back in Paris, Emmy is being held by her mother. In a panic, Adrien roughly sits next to Zoe at the computer, “What is going on? Is that Volpina, Chat Noir, and a white version of Chat fighting Team Miraculous?” Zoe places a hand on his shoulder, “Calm down. The fight is over, they won, barely.”

Adrien, “What have I missed with all my classes and work? No one tells me about the Akuma’s when I call.”  

Zoe, “Well, eight months ago Chat Noir disappeared. Ladybug fought alone every day for two weeks.” She pulls up the fight that introduces Kitty Kat. “This may be hard to watch. I know you were close to Marinette. Alya was stupid to post this. Thankfully, Chloe has taken Marinette under her care.” She plays the video, which begins when Volpina enters the room with ‘Chat.’ Adrien vibrates with anger, “Doesn’t Alya realize she put Mare in danger?” 

Zoe, “Kitty doesn’t fight again for a while. It’s only Queen Bee and Ladybug for three months. But then Blue Viper arrives and a month later Wyvern joins the team.  I’ve kept in contact with Chloe after I watched this. Kitty Kat prefers not to fight unless there is no other way. Chloe refuses to leave Marinette alone, going so far as to move in with her. As of the end of January, very few have seen Marinette.” 

Adrien stares in shock, “Wow! I guess being Queen Bee was good for Chlo.  I know Marinette has a boutique she runs, and she takes several high-paying commissions. I call her once a week and I never miss our weekly gaming sessions. She often gives me feedback on my photography. What else have I missed?”  

Zoe scrolls on her computer, pulling up the Blue Beetle and Kitty Kat fight against CopyCat. “There is this fight. You can see something is wrong with Kitty Kat, and someone new is wearing Ladybug’s Miraculous. He went by the name Blue Beetle. Queen and Wyvren fought alongside him as if they knew him. The same with Kitty Kat. After this fight, Ladybug isn’t seen for two months. I was watching the latest fight. Ladybug does show up, I think.” She plays the footage. Adrien stares at the victims/villains. He shudders as his friends are taken out one by one. But his breath catches when he hears from off-screen, “Mullo, Tikki, Plagg, Unify!” His gaze is locked on the screen as the fight unfolds. He just about screams, “M’Lady!” as Multi Noir Bug collapses. “Wait, Zoe. Rewind that. What did she say as she collapsed?”  He listens carefully, his hearing still heightened even without his Miraculous. His ears pick up, “Oh Merde! Tikki and Plagg are saying I’m going into Labor. My water broke. I can’t go to the hospital. I have to get home.” He stands up so quickly and forcefully, that his chair goes flying into the wall. “FUCK! Zoe. I HAVE to get back to Paris, NOW.” Zoe calmly stands, places her hands on his shoulders, and looks him dead in the eyes. “You’re Chat Noir, aren’t you? Calm down. There MUST be a reason you left. You could have gotten into any school, but you chose the Fashion Institute of Technology, in New York. She is surrounded by those who care. Chloe is with her.”

Adrien snaps back to reality and out of his panic, “Yeah, you’re right Zoe. I’ll call Chloe. She can watch over my kid…” Pause, “Zoe, I’m a father.” 

Zoe chuckles, “So do good in your classes and get a good job to support your Lady and child.” With an almost giddy expression, Adrien calls up Chloe. She picks up on the third ring, “Adrikins. Are you still settling into New York fine? How are classes? Is Zoe treating you well? What about mom?”  Adrien tries to process Chloe’s casual tone after what he just watched. “Yeah, Chlo. I’m settling nicely, classes are great, and Zoe is a big help. I finally got a day off so I thought I’d catch up on the news in Paris. Zoe and I just watched a scary video Alya uploaded a few hours ago.” 

Chloe can be heard letting out a huff on the other end of the call. “So you just wanna check in on Ladybug. You think I might know who she is under the mask. I hate to tell you, but I would never betray My Girl like that. Chat dumped her, so now the team and I get to pick up the pieces of her broken heart. Work your ass off in school and once you graduate, maybe I’ll introduce you to her. Ah, shit. I gotta go. Viper says My Girl and her Kitten need me.” A baby can be heard crying in the background as Chloe hangs up.  

The blond boy stares at his phone for several minutes before calling Kagami. The fencer picks up on the second ring. “Adrien. To what do I owe the honor of this call?” 

Clearing his throat, “Hey, Kagami. I was wondering how everything is going in Paris.”  

There is a brief pause, “Ah. You saw the footage of the last attack I presume. No one but her team seems to know what is going on with Ladybug. But if today’s fight is any indication, I may need to track down Chat Noir and as Chloe so eloquently puts it, drag him back here by his dick, for dishonoring Ladybug. At least he left the means of supporting her behind when he left her.” She pauses, “Why not call Marinette? I know she misses you greatly. It seems Lila has managed to chase everyone away from her. She only has Luka, Chloe, and I. We all have moved in with her as a show of support. Each of us takes turns spending the night.” Adrien smiles thinking about his ‘best friend.’ He is starting to rethink Marinette not being Ladybug. She is smart enough to deceive him and cover her tracks. It would make his love life easier if she were. Kagami continues, “Sorry. I’m being called away. Let’s talk again later.” Again Adrien can hear the soft cries of a baby in the background.

The former model can only think of one other person to call in Paris who might give him answers, Luka Couffaine. The musician picks up after the first ring, “Hey Sunshine. Let me guess, you want to check on LB and Marinette.” 

Adrien sputters, “H, h, how did you know?” 

Luka laughs, “I know you. That’s all. Or you can call it Intuition.” 

Adrien gasps, “You have Sass again, or is it residual side-effects?”  

Luka, “You cat-ch on quick. I am Blue Viper, and yes I was Blue Beetle. Ladybug is fine. Chat just left her with a few surprises, she still loves him. We are here to help take care of her. She is leaving the baby and Chat’s Ring with his Purrincess. You can ask Melody about her ward. I’m sure she’ll be happy to share soon. She’s already designed a whole wardrobe for the kitten. Both ladies hope Chat returns safe and sound once he has cut all unnecessary ties and made a way for himself.” 

Adrien groans, “You know, don’t you?” Luka can be heard walking away to a quiet room, “I am the wish maker after all. Everyone deserves a second chance. I’ll hold the fort down. As Chloe said, focus on school and once you graduate, we’ll be waiting for you.” Adrien thanks him and hangs up. 

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As much as he wants to be part of his child’s life, Adrien knows he can’t leave. However, there is one person he knows will keep him fully updated. With a grin he dials. Four rings later, a voice answers, “To what do I owe the call Dear Cousin?,” The voice greets him.

“Hey, Felix. I have a favor to ask. It involves me gaining independence and screwing over my father.” 

Felix pauses, “What caused this and what do I need to do?” 

Adrien can be heard grinning as he continues, “Father tried to force me to join the family business, and I don’t mean his Brand. He showed me his Butterfly Garden, and tried to use one on me.” 

Felix draws in a hiss of breath, “He told you? Fuck. Did you manage to resist? Shit. Did you see the coffin? Where are you? How can I help? He needs to be stopped…” There is a pregnant pause. “What else did he tell you?”

Adrien is gobsmacked, “Felix, you know? That Father is HawkAss. And Maman is sort of alive. Do you know how he can…” Pause, “Control me?”

Felix sighs in resignation, it’s time to come clean. “Yes, I know all about it… I am the same. Only once my father died, I gained control. Mother told me everything when I was eight, back when I was so sick they thought I was dying. After my father’s passing, I was given the ring that controlled me.” He inhales deeply, preparing for what he is about to say. “I also managed to steal one of yours. I’ll give it to you once we meet face-to-face. But how did you resist the Order?”

Adrien weighs what all he should reveal to his cousin. However, he realizes that transparency is needed for this mission. “That is why I need your help. I’m at a University in New York, working under Style Queen. I have a plan in motion that will help me gain total independence from my Father and ruin him. I plan to slowly buy his Brand out from under him. I have allies from my former modeling team helping. The only problem is that I can’t step foot in Paris until I’m ready. You may want to sit down for this.” He waits for several heartbeats, “I was Chat Noir. That is how I was able to resist. Plagg felt the compulsion and used a very mild Cataclysm on me to break the link. According to Plagg, my connection to his ring is dead. It isn’t worth shit anymore when it comes to controlling me.”

Felix can be heard trying to compose himself, “Well that explains a lot. I am astonished and yet it all makes perfect sense. What do you need me to do?”

Adrien sighs in relief, “I just found out that when I left, I  may have left Ladybug with a little surprise.” The student paces thinking about how to admit the next part, “Felix. I just found out that I’m a father. Thankfully I left Ladybug Mom’s penthouse and my Black Card. I’m paying all the bills still. But I want to see my kid grow up. I don’t want to be like my father. Can you be my eyes and ears in Paris? Watch over my kid and Lady? And maybe my Princess.” He sucks in a breath, “I know I’m bad, loving two girls at once. But both hold a special place in my heart. I can’t seem to forget or move past either one, no matter how hard I try.”

Felix, “No need to beat yourself up, cousin. I understand. Love is funny like that. But who exactly is your Princess and how do I go about finding Ladybug and your kid?”

Adrien, “That’s the easy part. Ladybug left my child with my Princess, Marinette Dupain-Cheng. They should hopefully be living in the penthouse.”

Felix groans, “You mean the bluenette with pigtails?  She’s your Princess. Ah, fuck me. She’s the one who confessed to you.”

Adrien, “WHAT?! WHEN!? I don’t remember that.”

Felix, “I may have deleted it. It was just before the Punishing Trio. If I had known you felt the same, I wouldn’t have done it. I am so sorry. I was just pissed and hurt. It felt like you tossed me aside for your new friends. I should have realized it was all Uncle. I’ll watch over all three for you. I’ll leave London for Paris by the end of the week. I just need to wrap up a few things. I can work remotely. Maybe Fathom Industries needs to branch out into fashion, discreetly that is.”

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One week later in the beginning of August, Felix disembarks the train in Paris. His first stop is Marinette’s Boutique.  He enters in casual attire, unlike what he normally wears. Marinette is sitting at the counter, sketchbook in hand, and the baby sleeping in the wrap on her chest. Looking up, confusion on her face, “Adrien?” She shakes her head, “No… You’re Felix. So what brings you to my quaint little shop?”  The blond smirks, “You can tell us apart. Color me impressed. I’m here on covert business and need more casual attire. My cousin suggested you.”

The bluenette smiles, “If it’s for Adrien, I suppose I can squeeze you in. Just a warning though, it won’t be anything too protracted. I am very busy with a high-paying client and his prodigious request.” The blond raises an eyebrow but says nothing. “I am afraid  I can’t say anymore. I signed an NDA. This contract is worth four mill. Have a look around, see if anything meets your fancy, and if not, we can work together to find something.” She thinks for a moment. “If you wish, I have a few older sketchbooks you can look at as well. I have basic prototypes of everything in them. Since I based the measurements on Adrien, they should be easily altered to fit you. Now if you will excuse me, I need to get back to these sketches. I’m almost complete. I only have four more months left.”

Felix wanders around the shop for a while before taking her up on the offer of looking through the sketchbooks. Several outfits catch his eye. With a sly grin a plan forms. “So, who’s the father? Or is that too personal of a question?” The bluenette looks up at him, “She is my ward. Her mother is a public figure who can’t be seen with a child. I’m sure you can understand. If you want to know, her name is Emeline. We call her Emmy, like the awards. Have you made a decision?”

Felix, “I think I have, for now at least. You have five outfits here that come with interchangeable pieces. Creating a wide variety for a wardrobe. I am impressed with your talent.” He points out the sets. “How long would it be before they could be ready?”

Looking over what he chose, “If you come back after lunch, when I have some help, we can see what alterations need to be made. From there, It shouldn’t take more than a few days, three at most.” 

Felix nods in acceptance, “Price?” 

Marinette smiles, “I find myself to be reasonable. Given that I’ve already made the clothes, one hundred per set and the cost of alteration. You would be looking at between six and seven hundred in total.”

The blond hums, “We shall see your quality, but I feel you are underselling yourself. If I believe you to be doing so, I will tip accordingly.” 

She mutters, “You sound like Jagged.”

Felix tenses up, not sure if he heard right, “What was that?”

The designer coughs, blushes, and declares, “Nothing. I didn’t say anything.” The opening of the door prevents the conversation from continuing. A cough and a hard voice speak, “Adrien? What are you doing in town, much less here?” Turning to face the newcomer Felix sneers, “Wrong, Uncle.”

Gabriel clears his throat and straightens his ascot. “Ah. Felix. So what brings you to Paris? Your mother never let me know you were coming. Do I need to prepare a room for you?”

The young CEO scoffs, “No thank you, Uncle. I’ll manage on my own. I’ll stay at Chloe’s until I can find an apartment. As for why I am here, Fathom Industries has decided to begin supporting worthy small businesses. This boutique was suggested to me by someone close.”

Gabriel’s face takes on a look of disgust, “I wouldn’t waste your time here. This shop will be going out of business soon. And supporting this common whore of a woman will only affect your image negatively.”

Marinette huffs indignantly, “Pardon me Monsieur Agreste, but what are you doing in my shop? I am certain you have better things to do than insult little me. I know business has been slowing down for you since you lost The Face of your Brand. Surely your little Sugar Baby of a Muse can help you build it back up. You and Lila should have received my Ceace and Disist notices by now. And I have told you time and time again. This child is my ward. You have seen her Bith Certificate. My name is nowhere on it.”

Gabriel smiles contemptuously, “I am here to inform you that by the end of this week, you should receive an eviction notice for this building.”

The bluenette laughs, then sarcastically says, “I hate to break it to you.” Pause, “Oh never mind that. It’s my pleasure to inform you that as of two days ago, I am now the proud owner of this building. I outbid you.” She tilts her head triumphantly, “Now if that is all you have to say, I suggest you leave. My lawyers are anxiously awaiting the call so they can sue the pants off you for all the slander and harassment you have thrown my way. Though I have no use for that tacky Candy Cane Suit of yours.” Felix snickers and Gabriel storms off heatedly. The young designer faces Felix, smiling sweetly, “So, is there anything else I can do for you?”

Felix blurts out, “Fuck me.” Marinette squeaks out “What,” before Felix realizes what he has just said.  A full-body blush covers the blond as he stammers, “I am deeply sorry for what I just said. Please accept my sincere apology. My mouth spoke before my brain could react. I’ll take my leave now. See you after lunch for the alteration measurements?”

Marinette chuckles, “Of course. I’m sorry you had to witness that. I don’t know what Gabriel’s problem with me is. The man is relentless in trying to ruin me, alongside Lila. That bitch has had it out for me since she arrived in Paris.”

Felix clears his throat, “I’ll let you get back to work.” He walks out of the shop and goes to call Adrien, “Shit. It’s only four AM for him. I’ll call after the fitting. Time to go see Chloe.”

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Arriving at Le Grand Paris, Felix asks for Chloe. The heiress meets him in the lobby. “So, Fe. What are you doing in Paris? And how long do you plan to stay?”

Felix, “Good to see you too, Chloe.” He sighs, “Adrien sent me. So I plan to stay until he can return.” Chloe looks him over before dragging him to a private room. “So that mangy cat does care. The Crew and I have everything covered, other than expenses, which he is already taking care of. Have you seen the Kitten yet?”

Felix chokes before responding. “You know! Did he tell you? What all do you know? Are you going to help or hinder me?”

Chloe, “Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous. No, he didn’t tell me. He left clues for Ladybug. Everyone in the Crew knows who is who. That way we can keep Marikins and Kitten safe. A bonus is that we can talk to each other outside of combat. Don’t even get me started on the training.” She hums, “Drool-worthy.”

Felix chuckles, “Marikins? Drool-worthy training? You know who Ladybug is?”

Chloe, “One thing at a time.” She blushes, “Just after she transformed into Kitty Kat, we dated for a few months. We’re still close. And of course, I know who Ladybug is. I was there when she found out she was pregnant.  And for the umpteen times, she cried herself to sleep watching Chat’s goodbye video.” She lets out a huff of breath, “The fucking simp. He left some damning clues. The only reason Ladybug doesn’t know… is because she is in denial. To accept it would break her. Then I would have to break him.”

Felix, “Chlo, you really care about this girl… Look, I’m here to help. Cousin wants me to watch over Ladybug, his kid, and his princess.”

Chloe, “We can use all the help we can get. Gabriel’s rat has turned almost everyone against Marikins. The only friends she has left are The Crew. On the good side, her business is taking off. Speaking of which, I need to work the front for her after lunch. Then we can gossip on the way home.” She walks off to the door, “I wonder what Luka is cooking tonight.” Pause and look back at Felix, “You coming?” He nods and follows, trying to hide his slight blush.

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At the cafe, Chloe leaves Felix to use the powder room while waiting for a table. Felix feels someone grab his arm and pull it between their cleavage. The person all but purrs, “Adrien. You’re back. It’s so good to see you again.”

Felix looks at the sausage-haired girl in an awful burnt orange suit that clashes with her complexion and hair. “Do I know you?” Not bothering to correct the girl.

“Oh, you silly thing. It’s me, your girlfriend. Your father isn’t happy about you leaving me for so long.” The girl continues

Felix tries to wrestle his arm away, but the female digs her claws in, drawing blood. “I am sorry but I believe you have the wrong person. I have no idea who in the Hell you are. I have never seen you in my life. If you do not let go, I will call the authorities and have you arrested for assault.”  Chloe returns with a shriek, “Lila! What are you doing here?”

Lila gives Chloe a once-over. “I’m here to have lunch with my boyfriend. We’re on a date. Can’t say the same for you, you dyke.”  Chloe lets out a howling laugh.

Felix, “Excuse me, Lila. I am NOT Adrien. I am his cousin, Felix.” He takes advantage of Lila’s momentary shock and rips his arm from her grip. “And I do not appreciate the homophobic comments that just came out of your mouth. No wonder you get along so well with Uncle.” He offers his arm to Chloe. “Shall we order something and have it delivered to the shop? You can order for the owner. I’ll pay.”

Chloe, “I would appreciate that, Fe.” The two walk off leaving a gobsmacked Lila.

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Chloe walks into the boutique first, carrying the food. Marinette greets her with a la bise, “Oh, thank you. You are heaven-sent. I am starving.” The heiress chuckles and points to Felix, “Wasn’t me. Someone just happened to run into Apate.”

Marinette swiftly looks over Felix’s arm, “You poor thing. Let me get the first aid kit.” Looking at Chloe, “Gothel was here earlier. He tried to evict me. When are those two going to learn? I swear they are trying to make my life miserable. “

The heiress wines, “Mon belle, can’t we unleash the mini plague on them? Please? You know they deserve it.” The bluenette tends to the scratches on Felix’s arm, “As tempting as that is, you know I can’t.” The baby starts to fuss a little in her carrier. Chloe moves to take the little one, “Here, let me hold the Kitten.” She coos as she cradles the newborn to her chest. “Her sclera are still green? Do you think they are going to change?”

Marinette puts the first aid kit back behind the counter, “I doubt it. She has just as many cat-like qualities as her father. I mean the child purrs. Do you know what the pediatrician says? They don’t know what to make of her.”

Chloe, “But we all love and adore her. She is our little Kitten, and we wouldn’t have her any other way.” Felix discreetly snaps a picture of the little one in her Chat Noir onesie and texts it to Adrien. He makes sure to get the baby’s eyes. A few moments later his phone rings. “You girls go ahead and eat. I need to get this.” He walks out and ducks into the alley before answering. “Mon Dieu, Cousin. You could have warned me. This girl is a spitfire. And drop-dead gorgeous on top of that. Add the fact that she knew I wasn’t you right off the bat, she’s perfect.” Adrien can be heard chuckling over the phone, “Sorry. So what did my Princess do to catch your attention?” Felix shakes his head, “Uncle is after her, trying to get her shop closed. Fuck. The way she stood up to him. Like a Goddess, she put him in his place, easily shutting him down.” On the other end Adrien hides his amusement, “So what’s the problem?” 

Felix groans, “The way she did it, so effortlessly left me at a loss for words. You know I have issues with social interactions. I put my foot in my mouth and embarrassed myself in front of this Goddess.”  Again, Adrien laughs, “So what did you do that’s so bad?” Remembering causes the young CEO to blush, “Well, I went to her store under the guise of needing a new casual wardrobe. After I placed my order, Uncle walked in. After he left she asked if I needed anything else…” Long pause, “I may have accidentally said, fuck me.”  

Adrien falls to the couch laughing hard. “Hey! Zoe!” Pause gasping for breath, “Felix asked Marinette to fuck him.” Pause, “Zoe says don’t worry. Marinette has heard worse. At least half the school has confessed to her at some point, including at least two Akumas. I’ll call you later. I need to get to class, But I just wanted to say thanks for the picture. Do you know her name?” 

Felix, “Yeah. You’ll get a kick out of it. It’s Emeline, and they call her Emmy or Kitten. Aunty Chlo adores the little one.” Hanging up the phone, he heads back into the shop to eat and do what needs to be done for the alterations.

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After the alteration, Chloe and Marinette invite Felix to the penthouse for dinner. Luka has made Blanquette de veau and is more than happy to add another plate to the table. Marinette passes Emmy off the Kagami to watch as she gets a shower. The fencer is over the moon to watch the newborn. Chloe joins her on the couch, the two women taking turns taking pictures of their charge.

Luka, “I know it may be seen as bad etiquette, but since the girls are busy, think you could help me set the table? I’m Luka by the way. You must be Felix, Adrien’s cousin.” The rocker holds out his hand in greeting. Hesitantly, Felix takes the outstretched hand and shakes it. Sensing the blond’s disquietude, the rocker decides to try and put him at ease. “Is it safe to presume Adrien sent you? It can’t be easy for him in his situation, with his father, Emmy, and having to be overseas.” Pause, “He would make a great father with how caring and attentive he is.”

Felix is momentarily stunned. He hisses out, “How much do you know?” Luka groans, “More than I should. Second Chance is both a blessing and a curse.” He looks longingly down the hall, “To want something that you know can never be yours. Happy for whatever scraps are thrown your way.” He shakes his head, “To watch the two you care about the most pine over both sides of each other without even knowing it. But it can’t be helped. She is like the sun. We all orbit her, drawn in by her warmth, the most extraordinary girl. As clear as a musical note, and as sincere as a melody. The music that's been playing inside my head since the first day we met. I'm too proud for cryin', didn't come here to break down. It's just a dream of mine came to an end. How can I blame her when I built my world around the hope that one day we'd be so much more than friends?”

Felix clears his throat, “I sense you know and feel more than the rest. I may not know most of what is going on, but I know enough. Yes, I am here as a favor to my cousin. He asked me to help protect his three most important people.” A black blur zooms into the kitchen. “So my kid sent you? Why should I believe you? Last time you weren’t so kind. If I remember correctly, on one visit you impersonated my kid, caused a group Akumatization, and tried to work with the villain. Your next visit wasn’t as bad, but still caused quite a ruckus.” 

Felix eyes the Kwami. “You must be Plagg. I can now safely answer the question as to what made Gabriel become The Collector.” He smirks and takes off the Twin ring. Holding it up, “Look familiar? This is the ring he wanted so badly. You’ve already encountered it’s twin. If I recall, Adrien said you broke his connection to it.” He holds up his own ring, “This one is mine. He and I are the same after all. No one deserves to be controlled. Now do you believe that I am here to help?” The Kwami smirks, “I suppose we can give you a… second chance.” Luka chuckles. Plagg continues, “I think you would be a good fit for Trixx. We just need to get the Guardian on board. Plagg stiffens, “We’ll talk later.”

The kitchen door opens to reveal Marinette, “Plagg! What are you doing out and about when we have company?” The Kwami floats over and nuzzles her cheek, “It’s okay. We can trust him, Buttercup sent him.  Bee spilled the beans on your situation regarding your former classmates. And he saw the footage of Kitty Kat.” The bluenette hisses, almost cat-like, “I’m gonna strangle Alya for that.” Pause, “I’ll trust you… for now.” The Kwami tries to look innocent, “Pigtails, you know I can’t lie to you. You’re my holder.” Marinette chuckles and scratches under his chin, “Yeah, but I know you enough to know, you know how to skirt the rules. Don’t make me get the Sugarcube on you.” Looking at Luka, “Dinner ready?” Luka nods and calls everyone to eat.

Small talk is made around the dinner table. The five adults get to know each other better over good food and good wine. Chloe, “So Fe, where are you planning on staying while in Paris?” Felix thinks for a moment before answering, “I haven’t really had time to think about it. I was looking at staying at Le Grand Paris, at least until I can find an apartment of my own.” 

Kagami, “That’s going to be difficult. One would think that with everything going on here, people would be trying to leave. However, most don’t want to sell as the prices are down. Instead, they rent out to tourists who are hoping to see an Akuma attack.”

Luka has a twinkle in his eye, “You know, we could always use more help with Kitten. We know Shadowmoth is after her and this place has plenty of room.  Not to mention, having a blond-haired, green-eyed boy living with you could help combat the rumors.”

Felix looks concerned, “What rumors? Who would spread rumors about a child?”

Kagami looks irritated, “Rossi. She has spread the rumor that Kitten is the child of our Hime-sama and some supposed Sugar Daddy. No one wants to believe that Chat Noir could afford this place and all the aid that he left.”

Felix sneers in disgust, “You mean that strumpet that mistook me for my cousin and tried to latch on like a leech?” 

Marinette laughs, “That is the most accurate description of Lila I’ve heard in a while.” Pause, “But yeah. That’s her. She is Gabriel’s Muse.” Everyone laughs.

Felix, “No wonder his Brand is going under. If we can ‘stick it to them,’ then I am all for it. What say you, La Belle?”

The bluenette blushes, “I suppose it should be fine. At least until Chat returns.” Emmy begins to mewl. “Excuse me, Kitten needs me. I trust everyone can occupy themselves.”

Felix frequents Marinette’s Boutique for the next month, bringing her lunch three to four days a week. Gabriel and Lila both try to ‘warn’ Felix away from the young designer several times. He triggers Volpina twice, but The Crew is already familiar with dealing with her anyway. To play up the media and former classmates, Felix even starts wearing the Chat Noir-inspired wardrobe he ordered, finding it more comfortable than his normal attire. Theo finally moves on from his fascination with Ladybug so CopyCat is no longer a problem. He met a wonderful female artist who moved to Paris from Spain.

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Volpina is starting to lose her advantage. Because of this, Shadowmoth gets more than a little frustrated and decides to make his Akumas more dangerous. He still creates two weaker Akumas during the week in the early mornings and unleashes a monster on Fridays or Saturdays, though the time always varies. With schools back up in session, he has plenty of victims to choose from. October offers plenty of Halloween-themed Akumas among the youth.  

November brings back Stormy Weather and Frozer.  Earthquakes, blizzards, and tornados destroy Paris under Stormy Weather's control. She is as brutal as the break-up letter she found from Mireille. Said letter turned out to be false. The Mayor wants to close Philippe's ice ring to open a new shop for Gabriel Agreste.

December brings back Glaciator when he sees Felix and Marinette together with Emmy. There are also plenty of spoiled brats to Akumatize before Christmas and afterward, Krampus makes an appearance. A well-behaved child gets smaller gifts compared to their rich bully. 

January brings back Zombizou and Princess Fragrance. A student in Mdme Bustier’s new class decides they don’t like her ‘methods’ when it comes to bullies and goes to the School Board. The teacher gets reprimanded. Rose reaches out to Prince Ali about several of Lila’s charities, only for him to find out they’re false. He confronts Rose over it. The poor girl is devastated to learn that she has been lied to for all this time. The lies almost cost her her friendship with Prince Ali. Also Jagged has his Wedding on New Year's Day.

February brings back Dark Cupid when Odine claims Kim is spending too much time with Lila. She (Odine) accuses him of cheating on her. Lila convinces Kim that Odine is the one cheating. Heart Hunter also returns when Audrey ‘visits’ from New York and Andre finds out she is cheating again. Jagged and Penny have their Reception a week after Valentine’s Day.

March brings back Reflekta. Juleka manages to get a modeling job with a small brand. Things are going great until Lila shows up as a ‘backup model’ and subtly sabotages everything. Vanisher also returns when Sabrina realizes Lila is worse than Chloe. The liar tries to get Sabrina to do all her coursework for her Fashion classes while the poor redhead is busy with her own nursing coursework.

April sees a return of Dark Humor when Kim’s Poisson d'avril pranks get out of hand. Syren resurfaces when Lila steals Kim’s engagement ring for Odine, and claims it as her own. Jagged goes on tour. Luka insists on staying in Paris, but Juleka and Rose go along.

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Felix gets to know Marinette better while fake dating for the Media and helping care for Emmy. He makes sure to send Adrien plenty of pictures. Marinette even sets him up with an office in her shop and the penthouse. Everything is surprisingly pleasant between the two until May 1st. 

Felix wakes up to an enticing smell. Uncertain what it is, he searches the penthouse. The heavenly scent seems to originate from Marinette’s room. He is standing at her door when Chloe arrives to pick up Marinette for work. The heiress moans the moment she walks in the door. “What is that smell? It’s divine, simply divine.” Drawn out of his trance, Felix responds, “I’m not sure. But it’s coming from Marinette’s room.”

A black blur zips through the place cackling. “Sugarcube, it’s that time of the year again. Where are you? I’m waiting.”  A red blur phases through Marinette’s door, “Stinky Sock. We have to wait till my holder is gone with the Kitten.” Plagg tackles Tikki with a kiss. “But Sugarcube. You know your holder won’t leave. Especially since she’s MY holder as well.”

Pollen looks at Chloe, “Umm, My Queen, we have a problem.” From inside the bedroom, Marinette can be heard groaning and panting. “Take the Kitten today, please. There should be enough bottles in the fridge. I prepared her diaper bag and food as well. Just please leave me alone today.”

Chloe looks at the three Kwamis, “Okay, what is going on?” Pollen looks embarrassed. Plagg kisses Tikki again before answering, “It’s mating season for ladybugs. And since ours has had my Ring for over a year, her first heat has been triggered.” 

Felix “WHAT THE FUCK? Ladybugs? Mating Season? Heat? Someone explain, please? Adrien never mentioned any of this.”  Plagg cackles even more. Tikki scolds him, “Stinky Sock, be nice.” She faces Felix, “Toms don’t go through heat. Only Queens do. Kitty is Plagg’s holder, hence she has cat-like tendencies, like a heat cycle.”

Felix, “So what about ladybugs mating season?” Pause, “Wait. you’re Ladybug’s Kwami… Marinette is Ladybug?!!”  

Plagg cackles harder, “Looks like the cat’s out of the back.”

Chloe, “So what do we do about her heat?” 

A nine-month-old Emmy can be heard in her room, “Ma ma ma ma, ” along with loud purring. Plagg raises an ‘eyebrow’, “Sounds like both Kittens need their milk.” 

Chloe facepalms, “Now I can see where Chat gets it from.” 

Plagg places a paw over his chest, “We’re both just cats-anovas. But someone needs to give the mama kitten her milk.” 

Felix groans while Chloe shakes her head, “Luka has band all day. Can she last until after dinner?” Plagg phases through the door only to zip back out, “Umm, I don’t think so.“ Chloe rolls her eyes, “Can I help her?”

 Plagg gives a Cheshire grin, “If you use Dragon’s false appendage. But I don’t think she left it here.” The three Kwamis and Chloe turn to look at a tomato-red Felix. Chloe sighs, “Looks like you get your wish. I’ll take care of the little Kitten, You get her mama. And if Chat has a problem with any of this, I’ll go Lorena Bobbitt on him for the next time this happens.”

Tikki, who has been mostly quiet till now, pipes up, “Since she has been bonded with me longer, you just need to paint her inner walls a few times and she’ll be fine. However, that also means she may be more… dominant. Plagg and I will be in the Miracle Box if needed.” The Ladybug Kwami chases her counterpart through the house. 

Chloe smirks, “I’ll leave you to it. Later Fe. Have fun.” She collects Emmy and the diaper bag before heading out, texting and informing Luka and Kagami of the predicament.

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The next morning Marinette wakes up in Felix’s arms, in her bed. One awkward conversation later and the two are more relaxed. Marinette, “I suppose you know now that this group is like a Family. We all take care of each other. Especially when it comes to Miraculous side effects. Luka, Chlo, and I don’t do well in the winter. We get sluggish and need obscene amounts of coffee to get through the day. Side effects of our Miraculous. And before you ask, yes, Chat is very much like a cat.” She laughs at a memory. “He purrs, chases laser pointers, is highly affectionate, and you do NOT want to see him around catnip. He also has night vision and VERY heightened senses. As you found out, I have pheromones and if I choose, my blood can be toxic. When excited, I buzz. But so does Chlo.” She giggles at that. “Chat and I have the most characteristics because we have had our Miraculous longer and have the closest bonds with our Kwamis. They are also the most powerful and oldest of the Box. Creation and Destruction, two halves of one whole. According to Plagg and Tikki, our souls are linked.” She lets out a huff of breath. “I tell you this as a warning. While we may stray from one another, we will always return to each other.” She ponders a moment, “I guess the easiest way to describe this is through the triangular theory of love. There are three components of love, intimacy, passion, and commitment. Intimacy is closeness, connectedness, or bondedness. Passion is a romantic drive, physical attraction, sexual consummation, and such. And commitment is the desire to maintain that love. There are seven different kinds of love experiences, if you don’t count no love. When it comes to The Crew, I feel Romantic love. There is no commitment, no longing for eternity. I don’t see the future with a house, three kids, and a hamster. But when it comes to Chat, I see it all, intimacy, passion, and commitment. I would rather die than live in a world where there is no hope for the two of us.”
Tentatively Felix asks, “And what about us, now? How can you feel that strongly for Chat, when you don’t know who he is under the mask.”
Marinette smiles at him fondly while picking out her clothes for the day. “I am still testing the waters with you.” She chuckles, “Passion is there, and maybe a touch of intimacy. Besides, could you ever love me enough to destroy the world for me?” Felix is stunned at this question. Marinette continues, “I mean seriously. Could you ever fall so in love with me, that the idea of living without me would cause you enough despair that you would destroy the entire world due to your heat-break?” She pauses, “I know for certain that Chat has that kind of love for me, in and out of our masks. I have seen it firsthand. Our love destroyed the world, at least once. Bunnyx had to have me fix it. That is where Chat Blanc came in. It’s why I could never focus when I had to fight him.” She pauses beside the bed with a deadpan expression, “I’m not stupid. His identity is like a Lucky Charm. I have all the pieces I need. I just have to put them together.” She looks away, “I choose not to look, at least consciously. I’ve seen the world end twice because we knew. It was our love that did this to the world, m'lady.” She giggles before solemnly meeting his eyes, “THAT is consummate love, strong enough to destroy everything in its way, even the world. If he EVER falls out of love with me completely, I’d follow ‘his’ footsteps, Blanc’s. At that point, I might as well destroy him, me, our memories, everything.” Her next words shock Felix to the core, “Even if he’s ordered to betray me, our love is strong enough to win. He leaves himself wide open or finds a way to passively assist me, and give me the time I need to figure shit out for our win. We can lose our memories, and still be drawn to one another. You are wrong, my heart and soul know who lies beneath the mask, even if my mind hides it. Besides, I doubt I would have feelings this strong for two different people, after all.” She turns to the master bathroom, “Now I need a shower before I get to work. Olley Olly oxen free. The coast is clear.”
As she begins walking away. Felix remembers Chloe’s words, ‘The only reason Ladybug doesn’t know… is because she is in denial. To accept it would break her.’
From the bathroom, Marinette can be heard singing, “Little kitty on a roof, All alone without his lady. Little kitty on a roof, Saying someone come and save me.” He recognizes the song. The shower water starts, “'Cause it was us against the world. But what do I do when you're not around? You're all I have, if only you knew, without you, I'd drown. 'Cause I'm a little kitty on a roof, waiting for you.” Felix’s blood runs cold as he puts all the pieces together. “Little kitty on a roof, is what I've always been. Waiting for any love, but it never seems to happen.” Felix gets out of bed and looks for his clothes as the singing continues. “A perfect person for everyone. But no one knows I come undone. You're the only one who knows the real me. How does it feel when the only person you need can't love you completely? Just a little kitty on a roof. Waiting for you.” Once dressed, Felix is face to face with several Kwamis. Trixx, “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
Plagg gets it, “It’s the song. My Kid sang it often.” Marinette still singing in the bathroom, “So come and sit by my side. Erase all the day. Erase all the lies. 'Cause you're my thread in this so-called life. I'll stay watching the moon with you the whole night.” The water shuts off. “Little kitty on a roof, all alone without his lady. Little bug in her room, all alone without her kitty. Little kitty on a roof, waiting for you.” She exits the bathroom, fully dressed, “Make the choice. I’ll deliver later.” She leaves to get Emmy and head to work. Tikki flies into her purse, with Plagg saying he’ll catch up in a bit. Plagg, “What’s got you so riled up over the song? She sings it to Kitten almost every night.”
Felix clears his throat, “My aunt, Adrien’s mother, would sing that song to him, almost daily, when we were growing up. It’s almost like… Poetic Prophecy. It’s almost as if she knew this would happen.” He looks around at all the Kwamis, “What are all of you doing out?”
Wayzz, “The Guardian said we could choose. It appears you will be the newest member.” Each Kwami introduces themselves and their powers.

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Marinette spends the morning in her boutique working on commissions. After Jagged and Penny’s widely broad-casted Reception Party, she has requests pilling in. At thirty minutes past noon, Emmy indicates that she is hungry. Marinette picks her up and heads out of the shop only to be greeted by a white-suited Chat. “What would you like, Blanc?” She hums, “It can’t be the Miraculous this time. The world is whole, you have my heart, and we have a child. See your daughter?”  

Blanc grimaces in pain and seems to be fighting something, “Something is telling me to take your Ring and chase down Ladybug.” He looks at her, tears in his eyes, “Marinette, save me.” Pause “I can’t fight it. I don’t want to hurt you.” A pea-size Cataclysm forms in his hand. Marinette steps forward. In a swift motion, she grabs Blanc’s hand and forces the Cataclysm to his chest before it can grow bigger. He staggers back in shock, confusion, and a touch of pain. Marinette laughs before shouting, “Moth Ass, You fucking idiot. You created a Senti-Being out of MY desires to use against ME? Did you not think I would quiz my Kwami on all things related to our powers and how to stop YOURS?” She approaches Blanc, Emmy still on her hip. “Chat. You are free. He can still release you, but he can no longer control you. Your Amok is useless. Happy Saint Athanasius Day.” She grabs his bell and pulls him into a heated kiss as he fades from existence. Growling, Marinette places Emmy in her stroller, while shooting a text to Chloe and Kagami. “Alright, FuckMoth! You want me, then be a man and face me head-on. You fucking coward! Get your ass here now so I can shove your dick so far up your ass, you’ll be choking on it for weeks.”

Chloe and Kagami walk around the corner just in time to hear her tirade. Both raise an eyebrow at the bluenette. Chloe, “Chill Marikins” What has your panties in a twist? What if you get Akumatized?” 

Marinette looks at the girls with a maniacal grin, “Let him try. There are only three people who I would EVER take my anger out on. And HE is one of them. Maybe two. I bet he’s too much of a coward. FuckMoth knows I would go after him first. I’d destroy him with the power he gives me. The moment he tries, I can trace the power back to him.” She looks around, “You want Blanc? I’ll give you Lady Blanc. Come at me, you fashion reject! This cat has claws and isn’t afraid to use them.” Kagami places a hand on her shoulder, “Hime-sama, calm down. He’s probably gone, or scared shitless by you, for now.” 

Chloe, “It would look ridiculous, utterly ridiculous if we just stand here and shout at that asshat, so let's go to that new Cafe. You know, the one who hired you for their designs.” Marinette nods at the blonde. Chloe, “So what has you in a pissy attitude?”

Marinette sighs, “Heat, and it’s the third anniversary of the first time I fought Blanc, Saint Athanasius Day.”

Kagami titters, “So it’s a bad case of PMS and PTSD. Why do you have a heat though? I thought you put the ring on a chain for Kitten.”

Marinette groans, “I haven’t renounced Plagg, so I’m still his holder. Hence the heat. I may have just as many cat-like qualities as Chat now.” The ladies make their way to the Cafe as mentioned earlier.

Unbeknownst to the group, a certain blond was hiding in the alley, watching everything unfold while on a video call.  Just before the fight, Adrien is yelling at Felix. “I asked you to watch out for her, NOT fuck her. Or submit to her in the bedroom...” Felix looks flustered confused, “How did you know? I swear it meant nothing, just a casual fling. I have no intentions of stealing either one of your girls. Plagg said she was in heat.”

Said Kwami floats up. He can be heard, but not seen. “Easy Kid. Your Princess is still all yours. She even said so the next morning. While you’ve been gone she’s had sex with Chloe. They dated for a few months. Then it was Snake Boy. He was only a, what do humans call it? Oh yeah, a booty call. Hell, Princess even slept with your ex off and on, Fencer girl. Fencer girl is about as awkward in bed as she is in her social life. That was fun to watch.”  Poor Adrien choked on the information the Kwami gave him. “Kagami and Marinette?!” Plagg cackles at his favorite holder’s reaction, “You want the videos? I’m sure Longg and Sugarcube still have them.”

Felix shakes his head, “Why am I being dragged into this? Are all Kwamis voyers?”  Again Plagg cackles as Felix continues, “Don’t worry cousin. Your Princess is all yours. She lectured me on the types of love and why she and I wouldn’t work out. Then it got… For a lack of a better word, crazy. I think she knows who you are, behind the mask I mean. But she doesn’t want to admit it. She fully believes the love between the two of you is strong enough to destroy the world if broken.” 

Felix steps into the alley next to the boutique when he spots the White-Suited Chat form just outside the door. He turns just so, so that Adrien can watch the encounter with him.

Adrien, “Why is she so calm with him?” Pauses to listen, “Plagg, what am I missing? Why don’t I remember ever being Akumatized? What does she mean by, ‘the world is whole’?”

Felix, “Alternate timeline, maybe? That would explain a lot. She did mention seeing the world end twice, supposedly because the two of you figure out who you are under the masks.” Pause, “Damn. Listen at her bitch him out, all while covering for her use of knowledge she shouldn’t have as just a holder.”

The Kwami thinks, “Wait! That’s it. After fighting the image of Blanc the first time, after you left, She said something about Cottontail pulling her to an alternate timeline. It was on…” Marinette can be heard, “ Happy Saint Athanasius Day.”

Adrien can be heard falling into his seat, “Fuck. Marinette knows it’s me.”

Felix, “And how do you deduce that?”

Adrien, “It’s my fifth name’s day.”

Plagg, “That little Minx. She hasn’t even said shit to me about it.”

Felix, “Hey, you two, listen to her. I think your girl is going psycho. Remind me to never piss her off.”

Adrien laughs, “I would love to see her fight my father, again.” Seeing Felix’s raised eyebrow, “She has told my father off many times over the last few years, calling him out over his treatment of me.” Pause, “An Akumatized Marinette, now that is something to be scared of.” he shudders at the thought. Felix chuckles, “She just called your father a fashion reject.” Both boys and the Kwami laugh.

Adrien pauses on the other line, “Wait. Did she just say SHE fought Blanc? And on Saint Athanasius Day three years ago?”

Plagg, “What are you thinking kid? What do you remember?”

Adrien, “Three years ago, on this day, I caught Ladybug delivering a beret to me. It was handmade. What if it was from Marinette, who was, is Ladybug? If I had found out somehow, I would have asked her out. We could have dated. But father most likely wouldn’t approve.”

Felix continues, “He would have blackmailed her into breaking up with you… if he thought it was bad for business, or if it made you happy.”

Plagg “Which could have led to you getting Akumatized.”

Adrien laughs, “Plagg, You know you just outed Marinette as Ladybug.”

Plagg, “Oh Shit. But how do we know that is what happened? It could have been like what almost happened when we found out about your dad.”

Felix, “Nice cover-up, but it’s too late. They both know, so there’s no use hiding it any longer.”

Adrien, “Ah shit! I’m running late. Gotta go. Call you later. And hands off my woman.” Felix and Plagg have a good laugh at his parting words before meeting the girls at the cafe for lunch.

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Shadowmoth takes a break for the rest of the month.  He’s just planning a stronger, better attack, or so he says to himself. The Bluenette was hard to Akumatize. He nearly had her a few times, but she always managed to fight him off. Given what he has learned of her, he has no doubt she would go through with her threats. He has seen her fight on Adrien’s behalf before. And if she was ‘just a friend’ as his son claimed, he would hate to see what this woman would do if she was fighting for someone she loves. After all, he has done a lot of shit that could have killed and sometimes did kill the boy/man she claims to love, Chat Noir.

He waits till the first Saturday in June to start Akumatizing people again. An Anime Convention is going on. Emotions run high at these events. He just has to wait.  Shadow Moth’s patience pays off. A small group of people get into a debate over which is better, Manga or Anime. Half the group says it’s a toss-up, it depends on the title. A few prefer Anime, as they hate reading preferring to watch, like the music, or hear the emotion from the voice actors, a few like that they get to hear correct pronunciation, and a few love the filler episodes for character development. A few prefer Manga. It's a perfect way to see the original art style and concept. Manga is the source material. There is no filler. At one point a non-attendee casually asks, “Why not just read comics? Guys should read action or superhero comics, not this pansy stuff like Sailor Moon, Fruit Baskets, Ship Beat, or any other Magical Girl crap. And what even is Kuroshitsuji?” One male Con-goer gets offended, emotional, and highly defensive. Soon the Akuma has landed in his badge. The voice in his head prods him, “Man-Ga. So they think Anime and Manga are pansy and weak. I give you the power to show them otherwise. All I ask in return are Ladybug’s earrings and the Black Cat ring. This should be child’s play for you.”  Man-Ga has the power to morph into or become any Manga or Anime character they know, with all powers and weaknesses. 

Five minutes later The Crew arrives. Tom and Sabine have Emmy for the day since the whole team was there for the Con. Marinette is dressed as Mew Strawberry, complete with a wig with cat ears and a cat tail. Felix was forced to go as Ryô Shirogane. Just to fuck with everyone, Luka goes as Aoi Shibuya Mew Mew form (Tokyo Mew Mew Olé!). Chloe goes as Anzu Hinata to match Luka. Kagami goes as Mew Pomegranate, complete with a wig with wolf ears and a wolf tail. All costumes were made by Marinette, who emailed a group photo to Adrien.

The fight lasts for two hours. Man-Ga has imitated Hunter X Hunter, Naruto, Bleach, and Dragon Ball Z. Queen Bee, “This fight is wearing me out. I can’t get close enough to stab him. He keeps phasing away when I go to sting.”

Luka, “He’s using Rapid Movement and Ultra Instinct to dodge you. We need help”

Ladybug, “Lucky Charm!” A fox and rooster plushie fall into her hand. Looking around, she spots her plan. Grabbing Felix, who doesn’t have a Miraculous yet, and Wyvren, she hides in the bathroom. Opening up her yo-yo, she passes the Rooster to Wyvren. “Unify Longg and Orikko. Then use sublimation to gain Perfected Ultra Instinct. You can fight him well enough to distract him.” Looking at Felix, “The Kwamiis have spoken.” She pulls out the fox Miraculous. “Trixx has chosen you. Use your mirage to cloak Bee so she can get in and sting the Akuma.” All three look at each other and nod. Felix transforms. Wyvern unifies and calls on her power. Then the trio make their way back into the battle. The plan works like a charm. Ladybug is able to get the item away and break it, then purify the butterfly.  Ladybug, “So the new fox needs a name.”

Felix grins, “Call me Kurama.” 

Wyvern pouts, “Can I change my name to Shenron then?”

Ladybug groans, “No, Wyvern. First, you don’t grant the wish. That is the Cat and Bug together. And secondly, but more importantly, I do NOT want to have to chase down seven balls to summon you. If you took that name, I would use your Ben Wa as the Dragon Balls.”

A blushing Wyvren said, “Fine. I’ll keep my current name for now.” The crew laughs before finding a place to de-transform and enjoy the con.

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In July Psycomedian returns as Harry tries once again to break out of comedy. His new film becomes the center of ridicule. This time the emotions people feel, when hit, are ten-fold. The anger causes blind rage where those hit attack everything and one they see. The sadness causes deep depression and feelings of worthlessness, to the point of self-harm, and in a few, suicidal thoughts. The happiness causes debilitating laughter. The victims laugh maniacally, uncontrollably to the point of shortness of breath. Two weeks later Evillustrator and Reverser team up when Lila’s promised interviews with Shueisha, Kodansha, and Shogakukan all fall through. Each was scheduled for three days between each interview, on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. After the final last-minute cancelation, the pair called each company only to find out that Lila lied. The tipping point was when they learned they missed the submission deadline for the Drawn & Quarterly publication contest. They had listened to Lila instead. After the de-evilization, Ladybug directs to pair to Yen Press and several websites they can use to self-publish their mangas. The Crew throws a large first birthday party for Emmy. It’s Chat Noir-themed. All decorations were made by Marinette. Felix streams the whole party for Adrien, who shares it with Zoe.

August brings back Robostus and Game Master. Max and Markov created a new multi-platform game based on Ladybug and Chat Noir. Everything was set and launch day went superbly. Until someone (Gabriel and Tomeo) hacked the game causing a network crash. The reviews started to plummet. Working together, the Akumatized pair turned all of Paris into a version of The Matrix, with everyone under their control. Felix discovers the hack and corrects it, fixing the network. Rogercop also returns, but with upgrades and is more violent. The attacker earlier in the month caused citizens to lose faith in the police force. After fighting Rogercop, Ladybug and The Crew defend the police force, explaining how complicated the cyber attack is and how regular police are not equipped to fight those kinds of attacks. There is a division within the police force to handle these crimes, but it can take days to weeks or even months to trace the crime once reported.

In September, Bubbler and Lady WiFi returned. Alya and Nino throw a party inviting everyone to announce her engagement to Nino. In attendance was Marinette, Ivan Bruel, Mylène Haprèle, Max Kanté, Alix Kubdel, Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Lê Chiến Kim, Sabrina Raincomprix, and Lila Rossi. Rose and Juleka were out of the country but attended via video call for the announcement. Marinette is thrilled. Alya, “The wedding will be two days after Christmas.”

Lila, “Oh Alya! I am so happy for you. Maybe I can get my friend Pnina Tornai to design you a gown.”

Marinette, “I don’t think someone as famous as her would have the time. It normally takes at least nine months if you want an original design, longer if it’s from a famous designer.”

Lila, “But she’s my good friend. I know I can get her to do it. You’re just jealous and upset that Alya may use someone other than you.”

Marinette, “If Alya wants to go with someone else, then that is fine with me. I have a backlog of commissions anyway. I just don’t want Alya to get disappointed if… No, when, you can't pull thought.”

Alya, “Marinette! This isn’t the time to be bickering with Lila. If she says she can get me a custom Pnina Tornai dress, then I believe her.”

Marinette, “Fine. But don’t say I didn’t warn you. Jagged and Penny gave me at least six months to work on their wedding, and that was cutting it close even though it was the only project I was working on at the time. Ask Luka if you don’t believe me. Hell, at this point Juleka would tell you the same thing.”

From her side of the phone, Juleka speaks, “Marinette is right, Alya. Rose, Luka, and I were very active in helping with Dad’s, I mean Jagged’s wedding. I doubt someone like Pnina Tornai would be able to make your dress in time, much less everything for the whole bridal party. We are talking about what, six dresses?”

Rose pipes up, “I would ask Marinette if you want something custom. Or you can buy them off the rack and have it altered. Speaking of which, Marinette. Jules and I would like to commission you for our wedding, but it’s not until August. We are thinking of upcycling our dresses for this wedding.”

Juleka, “We’ll talk later about everything, please. Jagged suggested we speak to you. And we are sorry about everything.”

Alya gets pissed off at Lila’s connection being brushed off and at Rose and Juleka stealing her spotlight. Nino is confused about the whole thing and upset on behalf of his fiance. The pair are Akumatized into Bubbler and Lady WiFi again. Marinette calls in Chloe and Kagami knowing that seeing a new Fox would make the situation worse. Luka and Felix are on babysitting duty. The fight is over in thirty minutes After talking, the Bridal Party will be Ivan and Mylene, Nathaniel and Juleka, and Max and Rose. Sabrina isn’t close enough of a friend. Chloe isn’t a friend at all. Alix refuses to wear a dress. Alya wants Lila to be the Maid-of-Honor while Nino wants Adrien to be his Best-Man, if he can.

The next month, Nino calls Marinette to ask her to help with the Bridal Party attire. The men’s suits are going to be off the wrack and Marinette can tailor them to fit perfectly. For the dresses, each girl will be responsible for their own once Alya chooses a style.

October brings back Halloween Akumas. A few days before Halloween, Alya calls Marinette crying. Lila’s connection fell through. Marinette agrees to help Alya and Mylene, but not with Lila, and it won’t be fully hand-made.

November sees a return of Darkblade. Armand D'Argencourt is almost replaced by a new fencing instructor due to Lila’s lies. Middle of the month, Anansi makes her return. Nora gets Akumatized when she learns what Alya has been doing to and saying about Marinette. She is extremely mad at Alya for believing and siding with Lila. Nora informs Alya that she is pushing aside and bullying her true friend due to the words of a girl with a so-called lying disease and taking advantage of the true friend by using her.

A week later the Sentimonster Kuro Neko is back. Plagg picks on Ladybug during the fight. “At least it’s not Chat Noir like you thought at first. Ladybug,” the Kwamii teases. Ladbybug, “Knock it off Plagg. I was emotional back then. I thought I had broken his heart when he returned the ring.” Pause, “By the way, just who did you give it to? I’ve been wondering who Chat Walker was. He seemed so familiar.”

Plagg, “Sorry Bug, but you know I can’t tell you.” He then cackles. After the fight, Luka asks Plagg, “You never found a new holder, did you?” Plagg answers, “I’m not going to tell you, Snake.”

December only has Akumas for the first week; all three are weak. However, a certain blond is planning his return to Paris at the beginning of the second week of the month.

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Adrien buzzes with excitement.  Finally, he is on his way back to his Lady, and child. He still couldn’t believe he was a father. Well his alter ego, but it was still him behind the mask. And Marinette was his Lady. He was grateful for all the pictures and videos he received, but still sad over having missed eighteen months of his daughter’s life. No more. It was his mission to get back in his Lady’s graces and woo her back. If she loved Chat once, would it be hard to have her fall for Adrien? He hoped not. He booked a room at Chloe’s hotel. The heiress and Felix were both trying to get him to stay at the penthouse, but he refused unless Marinette was the one to invite him. First things first, he had to see what his father, no Gabriel, wanted. As if to give an air of nonchalance, he doesn’t change from his Chat Noir-inspired running suit. An emerald green T-shirt with black paw prints around the collar, black joggers, and a jacket lined with emerald green trim and pawprints in various spots.

Natalie let him in, guiding him to Gabriel’s office. The mansion was the same as before he left. With a sigh, he thinks, ‘Let’s get this over with.’ Gabriel is sitting at his desk working on his designs. “Greetings Son. It’s good to have you back.” Pause, “I’ve been thinking. You clearly weren’t ready for my offer. So I have a counteroffer.”

Adrien crosses his arms over his chest and rolls his eyes., “Sorry, Gabriel. But you aren’t my father any longer. You disowned me two years ago. I am here out of courtesy. Whatever you offer is, No.” 

Someone grabs Adrien’s bicep from behind. “But Adrien, I promise, I’ll be a good wife for you. We would be the Face of Our Brand, Our Company. We can hire a surrogate to carry our children and nannies to raise them. We will look perfect for everyone. A power couple to outshine them all.”

Adrien steps away and yanks his arm out of her grip. He looks at the brunette and sneers, “So this is why you requested my presence. To try and marry me off to this mendacious sanguisuge. I think not.” Pause, “If, No when I get married, it will be for love not for your image or Brand. I refuse to be your conformist.”

Gabriel eyes him carefully, “Then who do you have in mind? Your words and actions indicate that you have your eyes on some woman.”

Lila laughs, “Don’t tell me you’re still hung up on Marinette. The baker girl? She is nothing but a whore single mother. Everyone knows her kid belongs to some Sugar Daddy. Besides, lately, she has been seen being close with both Luka and Felix. You know both men live with her.”

Adrien barely contained his anger, “Who do you think asked Felix and Luka to watch over her? She is a far better woman than you. Her boutique is the most popular in all of Paris and her commissions are filled for the next eight months. Among those are Jagged Stone, Clara Nightingale, Chloe Bourgeois, Kagami Tsurugi, and Audrey Bourgeois, The Style Queen herself. There are plenty of others and she has a contract with Fathom Industries to launch her own brand soon. She may surpass you one day, Gabriel.” Pause, “No. I know she will.”

Gabriel, “Watch your tongue, boy. You are nothing without me. You will marry who I say when I say.”

Adrien smirks, “NO! Now that you're out of my life I'm so much better. You thought that I'd be weak without you, but I'm stronger.” Step forward, “You thought that I'd be broke without you, but I'm richer.” Step forward, “You thought that I'd be sad without you, I laugh harder.” Step forward, “You thought I wouldn't grow without you, now I'm wiser.” Step forward, “You thought that I'd be helpless without you, but I'm smarter.” Step forward, “You thought that I'd be stressed without you, but I'm chillin'.” He crosses his arms and tilts his head up, “You thought I wouldn't sell without you, sold nine million. You are looking at the top model AND photographer of Style Queen.”

Gabriel goes red in the face with anger as he stands, “WHAT!? What about your contract? I could sue you.”

Adrien smirks even more, “No, Gabriel. You can’t. You see I have all the paperwork that says you disowned me, cut ALL ties with me. That includes my contract with the Gabriel Brand. I left all the necessary paperwork with Natalie before I left for New York. You are nothing to me. You thought I couldn't breathe without you, I'm inhalin'.” Chuckle, “You thought I couldn't see without you, perfect vision.” He tilts his head slightly, “You thought I couldn't last without you, but I'm lastin'.” He holds his hands out above his shoulders, “You thought that I would die without you, but I'm livin'.” He cocks his left hip out, “You thought that I would fail without you, but I'm on top.” His hands go to his hips, “You thought that I would self-destruct, but I'm still here, and even in the years to come, I'm still going to be here.” He looks at Lila, turning to face her and Gabriel at the same time. “ I’m Wishin' you the best and pray that you are blessed. I hope it brings much success, no stress, and lots of happiness. I'm not going to blast you on the radio or TV. I'm not gonna lie about you. I'm not gonna hate on you in the magazines. You know I'm not gonna diss you on the Internet 'cause Maman taught me better than that.”

Lila, “And why should we believe you?”

Adrien shakes his head at her, “After all of the darkness and sadness, soon comes happiness. If I surround myself with positive things I'll gain prosperity.” Pause, “Why, because I'm a survivor. I'm not going to give up. I'm not gon' stop. I'm gon' work harder and I'm gonna make it.” He leaves both Lila and Gabriel gaping at him.

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Adrien makes his way to his hotel room for the night after the encounter with Lila and Gabriel. Once in his room, he calls Felix to let him know he’s arrived. The two set up a breakfast meeting for the afternoon. Plagg shouts over the phone that he will be coming as well causing Adrien to laugh, “Missed you too buddy.”  The blond drifts off to sleep thinking about his Lady, his Princess.

The next morning he dresses in casual attire he pre-ordered from Marinette’s shop, black jeans with green trim and a black hoodie with cat ears on the hood. The front of the hoodie has a small green pawprint over the heart and a giant one on the back.

By lunchtime, Felix and Luka are waiting for him at the cafe down the block.

Luka laughs, “Look what the cat dragged in.”  Felix just smirks at his cousin.

Adrien gives a big Cheshire grin, “It’s good to be back.” Pause, “I told off Gabriel. He wanted me to marry Lila.” a black blur shoots out of Luka’s bag and into Adrien’s hood. “Finally! It’s good to have you back Kid. Now how are we going to get you your ring back?” Adrien laughs as he pets Plagg in his hood. “One thing at a time Plagg. I want to woo my Princess first. I have a lot to make up for.”

Luka, “It wasn’t your fault. And you kept in touch with Marinette. You reached out to us as soon as you knew there was danger. We all understand you did the best you could.”

Felix, “Once the dust settles, we can go after the villain.” Pause, “Are you okay with fighting him, Cousin? You know you don’t have to.”

Adrien growls, “You are NOT leaving me out of this fight. I want to kick his ass just as much, if not more, than any of you. After the shit he has put me through, I’ll gladly beat his sorry ass.” Plagg cackles, “That’s my Kid.” 

Felix, "First things first, we need to get you in the house."

Luka, "And around Kitten. I'm sure she'll love you."

Plagg, "Of course Kitten will love him. They are too similar to not get along. It's the Mom we have to worry about."

Luka, "I don't think that will be a problem. I doubt she ever got over her crush."

Adrien sighs dreamily, "I can't believe, after all this time, I'm Buttercup."  A goofy grin appears on his face, "I've been jealous of and cockblocking myself."

Plagg laughs even harder, "So how did you find out, Lover-boy."

Adrien, half paying attention, "Alya let it slip during a rant." Pause, he looks at Plagg with a serious look, "You knew!"

Luka laughs, "Sunshine, everybody but you knew about Melody's crush on you." Adrien groans at his own ignorant obliviousness while Felix looks a little guilty.

The three guys eat and catch up before Adrien has to leave to see Nino about the Wedding. Plagg goes back to Luka’s bag as the trio says their goodbyes.

*Flashback to that morning*

Adrien makes his way to Nino and Alya’s apartment. Nino answers the door, “Mec. Welcome back. You’re just in time. Alya and I are working on the finishing touches for our Wedding.”

Arien follows his friend into the kitchen and the two sit next to Alya. Nino, “So have you given it any thought about being my Best Man?”

Adrien grins, “I would love to buddy. Who is the Maid of Honor?”

Alya smiles, “None other than your fiance, Lila.”

Adrien stands swiftly, knocking his chair over, “NO! Lila is NOT my fiance. I want nothing to do with that … That manipulative sycophant. If I have to walk next to her, then count me out. Never.”  Alya and Nino look shocked at his outburst. Nino, “Damn, Mec. You finally grew a spine.” Alya gapes for a moment, “But Lila said you and her were dating. The two of you ran away to be together.”

Adrien shakes his head, “Nino, Alya, I got away from my father and grew up. I was disowned two years ago. Audrey Bourgeois took me under her wing. I have had NO contact with Lila since school. And even then, I barely tolerated the bitch.” Alya gasps before Adrien continues, “I... While I was in New York I learned that what Lila was doing to me back then was assault. She disregarded my feelings, never listened when I told her no, invaded my personal space,” he shuddered, “She felt me up constantly, even after I told her to quit. And don’t even get me started on the times she tried to kiss me.”

Alya, “But Chloe did it all the time.”

Adrien, “Chloe was like a sister to me. We grew up together. I shouldn’t be saying this, but Chloe used me to hide her relationship with Sabrina. Chloe never tried to kiss my lips, it was always my cheek. Chloe never grabbed my ass or tried to slip her hands up my shirt or down my pants. Lila did, often. And did you know, she was a spy for my father? That’s why I was constantly getting in trouble. Not to mention, Lila was constantly putting Marinette down. I was soooo sick of all those backhanded comments. I don’t know how you put up with it. You could have said something, whereas I was forced to keep quiet due to threats of punishment. Most likely being locked in my tower or a good beating. After all of Lila's manipulations, Marinette was the only one who saw and stood up for me.”

Alya stands interrupting the blond, “I don’t want to hear shit about Marinette. She is nothing but a gold-digging whore. The bitch had a child as a teen and refuses to tell anyone who the father is. She is a prostitute and Sugar Baby.  Lila has seen her in the redlight district dancing and standing on the corner. There are even rumors that she does drugs. I know she bullied Lila back in school. All Lila wanted was to be friends, but Marinette was too jealous of all the time Lila spent with you. You know Marinette stalked you from the moment she met you? I mean come on, you saw her shrine, all those photos on the wall. The whole world saw it.”

Nino interrupts his woman, “Alya! Shut up Now! Please.”

Alya, “No, Nino. The guy deserves to know. I mean come on. All the schemes we went through to set them up. Operation Flower Garden. We all had code names. His was Buttercup.”

Adrien interrupts, “I’m Buttercup?! This whole time it was me?!” He looks ecstatic and crestfallen at the same time.

Alya looks at him dismissively, “Keep up Sunshine. We were constantly trying to set the two of you up. Why do you think Nino and I kept ditching you and Marinette?” Pause, “But I’m getting off track. I looked up the name on the Black Card. Doyle Chato? He’s not even real. And the name on the Penthouse, the last owner was E. A. Graham de Vanily”

Nino blanches, “Oh shit. Alya, Sweetheart. I think you need to go cool off. We don’t need Lady WiFi again.” Alya huffs a “fine” and heads back to her bedroom. Nino waits till she has shut the door to look at Adrien, “So Dark Cat? A blonde-haired, green-eyed girl. Is the kid yours or Chat Noir’s? I mean you both disappeared at the same time, and the timeline fits.” Pause, “Wait, no! Don’t tell me. Mec, are you…” Adrien shrugs and rubs the back of his neck, not saying anything. Nino accepts the silent admission before continuing, “You know when you left, Marinette took it hard. She went into a deep depression, pushing everyone away, except Chloe. It wasn’t until Emmy came that she started hanging around people again. But by that time Lila had Alya wrapped around her finger. You know Felix, Luka, Kagami, and Chloe all live with her. That doesn’t help the rumors. You won’t leave her again, right?”

Adrien looks at his friend and places a hand on his shoulder, “I swear, I’m back for good. I plan to woo Marinette. But I could use some help.” He smiles, “And I know about the others. I sent Felix to try and quell some of the rumors. I had hoped that people would assume the kid was his, at least until I could return.” Pause, “Luka, Chloe, and Kagami are good friends. I trust them. Actually, I’ve been talking with all four of them for the last eighteen months or so. I never lost contact with Marinette either.”

Nino, “Mec, I’ll handle Alya. You go get your woman.” The two bros side hug before Adrien has to leave.

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The next day Adrien arrives at Marinette’s boutique. Kagami is running the front counter. “Adrien. When did you get back to Paris?” Adrien rubs the back of his neck, “Just the other day. Gabriel called me back for some bullshit. I told him to fuck off and leave me alone. I was hoping to run into Marinette.”

Kagami looks him over and gives a knowing grin, “She’s currently in a meeting with Astruc over costuming for the upcoming Live Action Ladybug and Chat Noir movie. After that, she is meeting with Clara Nightingale to discuss costumes for her new music video. That woman is in high demand. Jagged has her designing a new album cover as well.” About this time a blonde toddler comes running into the room from the back. “Sox! Sox!” She looks around before shouting, “Sox!” Seeing Adrien’s confusion, Kagami clarifies, “Sox is her…cat.” Adrien laugh. The toddler runs into Adrien’s legs, not seeing him. She looks up at him and tilts her head like a cat before sniffing him as she walks a circle around him. Kagami scolds the child, “Emmy. What have we told you about sniffing people?” Emmy looks at the Japanese woman and hisses, baring her small fangs. Kagami shakes her head and mutters, “She spends too much time with Sox. We need to take the ring before she absorbs more qualities” At this Emmy grabs the ring on the chain around her neck and screams, “Noooooo!” Her body begins to emit shimmery black particles that swirl around her. It reminds Adrien of his hand when he used to call on his Cataclysm.

Kagami mutters, “Shit.” More clearly she states, “Emmy, Kitten. Calm down, please. No one is going to take your ring. I’m sorry.” Pause, “How about I get you some camembert? Will that make it better?” She opens the mini fridge behind the counter and pulls out a few cheese wedges. Once the toddler sees them she instantly calms down and squeals in delight. The shimmery black particles disappear as she happily munches on her cheese.

Adrien gives Kagami a deadpan look, “Who is her father? And what the heck just happened?”

Kagami shakes her head no, “You’ll have to ask Marinette. She’ll be home at 1700 for dinner. If you wait around here, someone can take you to the Penthouse.”

Screams can be heard from outside. The Akuma Alert goes off. Kagami, “Shit!” Looking at Adrien, “Can you take Emmy to the back and keep an eye on her?” Adrien nods, picks up the toddler, and heads to the back office as Kagami runs out the front door and into the alley to transform. Once Kagami is gone, Adrien and Emmy slip back to the front of the shop to watch the fight.

Outside what appears to be an old-school Priest is running around shouting “I am Messiah. Join me and repent, or be crucified.” A soapbox preacher was in a debate/dispute with a very educated non-believer. (For my Americans, think Young Earth creationist Vs Stephen Hawking) He shoots beams from the large cross he holds. Once hit, the people are tied to a cross in a moc crucifixion. If they ‘repent’ and confess their wrongdoings, nothing happens. But the moment they stop ‘confessing’ The nails show up. Right hand first, then the left, and finally the feet. Wyvern is the first to arrive. She uses her wind ability to create a cyclone to evacuate the streets of civilians not hit. Ladybug arrived roughly 2 minutes later, spinning her yo-yo to create a shield as she studied the Akuma victim.  Bee drops in a minute after her, “The boys are busy. They can’t get away to join us.” Ladybug nods her understanding and responds, “We got this Bee.”

Back inside the shop Emmy cheers, “Go Bug Boo!” Adrien chuckles at the toddler. After a near miss at Ladybug, Emmy whines, “Sox. I help?” Pause, “Quwaas*…” Plagg zips out interrupting the words, “No! Kitten, you’re too small. Let Bug fight. She’ll win.” The toddler crosses her arms and pouts. 

Adrien, “Plagg! Why does she have the ring? Can she transform?” The Kwami shrugs, “Ask Pigtails about why. But yes she can transform, even though she doesn't need to. Like me, she can use her powers outside of transformation.”

Noticing the interaction, Emmy gets excited, “Daddy!” She tackles Adrien in a hug. Both Adrien and Plagg groan, “Ah, shit.” A shout of “Lucky Charm” brings their attention back to the fight. Adrien sees Messiah aim at a distracted Ladybug. His instincts kick in and he is out the door tackling her out of the way before he can even think. The blast is a near miss, singeing the hoodie tied around Adrien’s waist. 

Ladybug looks up into emerald green eyes, the man they belong to straddling her. “A, A, Adrien?” He grins at her sheepishly, backing off, and standing up. He holds out his hand to help her up, “Sorry about that. It looked like he was about to hit you, and you weren’t looking, and I couldn’t stand to let you get hurt.” Ladybug stands up with his help and places a hand on his shoulder, “Adrien. It’s fine. I understand. But next time let one of the other heroes know. I don’t want you to get hurt and you’re just a civilian.”

Adrien stares at her for a few seconds before nodding and running back into the shop. An enraged Plagg confronts him, “Kid! What the fuck were you thinking? You don’t have your suit.” 

Emmy hugs his legs, “Sox go to Daddy?” Plagg shakes his head. Adrien kneels in front of her, “No Kitten. You keep Sox for now. I’ll get him later, hopefully after I talk to your Mommy. Can we keep this a secret till then, Kitten?” He winks for good measure. Emmy laughs, “I try.”

Back outside, Ladybug shouts, “ Wyvern, use your water to create a shield around Bee. Then once she is close enough, she can sting him. From there I can take the Akumatized object and break it.” Ladybug’s plan works perfectly. She snags the cross and breaks it, then captures and cleanses the butterfly. The girls confirm their dinner plans and say their goodbyes.

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Adrien and Emmy are playing with building blocks and dancing about when Kagami re-enters the boutique. She quietly hides and films them for a few moments, the interactions melting her heart.  Emmy suddenly has a bout of clumsiness, taking after her mother. She trips and falls while dancing, scraping her knee on the carpet. Adrien rushes over to comfort the child. He holds her close, “Come stop your crying. It will be alright. Just take my hand and hold it tight. I will protect you from all around you. I will be here so don't you cry.” Emmy looks up at him drying her eyes and smiles, “Daddy. Love you.” The toddler nuzzles into his neck. Adrien smiles back at her holding her close, “For one so small, you seem so strong. My arms will hold you and keep you safe and warm. This bond between us can't be broken. I will be here don't you cry, little one. No matter what they say, you'll be here in my heart, always.” The two cuddle and nuzzle for a few moments. A soft rumble can be heard and Emmy giggles, “Daddy purr.”  An embarrassed Adrien realizes that the toddler is correct, he is the one purring. Looking at the black Kwami, “Plagg, how am I still able to purr, outside the suit?” The Kwami flips in the air cackling, “Kid, you never renounced me. Thus your proximity to my Miraculous awoke your instincts. Hence why you leaped to save Ladybug. Also, Kitten recognized your sent and her powers drew out yours.”

Kagami steps out, “This explains a lot.” Both father and daughter let out a startled hiss before laughing at one another. The toddler nuzzling closer to her father as the fencer girl laughs, “Seeing it now, it all makes sense. The broken dates, the lies, all the secrecy, the whole time, you were Chat Noir. Your first target was Ladybug. No wonder I didn’t stand a chance. She’s magnificent in and out of the suit.”

Adrien rubs the back of his neck, “You caught me.” 

The front door opens and in struts Chloe. “Adrikins! You’re back. How long are you staying?” Pause, “Is that Kitten being affectionate?! She hates almost everyone.”

Kagami greets the heiress with a kiss, “Hime, you look lovely as ever and came at just the right time. I have some kawaii footage to share with you.” Plagg starts cackling in glee as Adrien turns a bright red. Kagami pulls out her phone to show the screenshots and texts the video to Chloe before continuing. “The little kitten is enamored with him. She’s already called him daddy.”

Chloe gushes over the picture and video, “Oh but we better not tell Marinkins yet. We need to set everything up first. Adrinette first, then LadyNoir will follow.”

Adrien looks at his friend confused, “Adrinette? Why do you sound like Alya from back in Lycee?” 

Chloe laughs, “We are not mentioning that wanna-be reported. She is quite gullible and naive. She fell for the prestidigitator’s  fabrications.”

A male voice is heard from the door, “Hey! Don’t give real prestidigitators a bad name. That charlatan is no true illusionist or magician.” Emmy begins bouncing in Adrien's arms, shouting, “Fox, fox. Fox. I find Daddy.” Chloe and Kagami start laughing.

Chloe rolls her eyes playfully, “Looks like Kitten is excited. But why is she so instantly insistent that Adrikins is her daddy?” Pause, “I’m not denying it, but just… She didn’t latch on to Felix like that. And if you remember, he tried for the first year.” Emmy laughs, “Not the daddy.” Chloe continues, “See what I mean? It’s not looks. Fe here imitated Chat for that year as well.”

Plagg coughs to get everyone’s attention, “It’s easy, really. Cat knows cat. Kitten can smell it. Since I was never renounced, Sunshine here still has residue from my Miraculous. And I don’t think Bug told any of you, but Kitten was created while both holders were in their suits.”

Kagami, “And that means what?” Longg floats out, coughs once, and speaks, “Well it seems Plagg didn’t tell his holder several things then. First, when the holders of the Black Cat and Ladybug Miraculous mate, a child is always guaranteed. Tikki creates the over-fertility and Plagg destroys any barriers, as long as the Miraculous are worn during the act. Second…”

Trixx zips out grinning and interrupting, “Plagg, you tom cat. I bet you had the time of your life.” They see the confused looks of the humans, “Just a heads up to ALL holders, if you fuck in the suits, we Kwami are fucking right there with you. We feel what you feel, emotions and all sensations.” Trixx looks at Adrien, “So how did you want to bite or dominate? Cause that is ALL Plagg. Pretty boy here learned that the hard way.” Felix turns red as Trixx laughs. Long nods, “That was quite the performance. Tikki had me save that one for keeps, along with the four-person party”

Felix squawks, “What?!! Just how many sex tapes do you Kwamis have?”

Pollen, “Tikki and Longg record everything. However, when the kinks begin, that is when Plagg and Trixx pay attention.”

Trixx, “Hey, all Kwamis enjoy watching those things. At least we don’t have Duusu. They like to get up close and personal during all high-emotion acts.”

Felix clears his throat, “Let’s get back on topic.” Looking at Adrien, “So cousin, what has brought you back to Paris? And what are we going to do about the… Villains?”

Adrien addresses the questions, “So as some of you may know, Gabriel wanted me to join the family business, and I don’t mean the Fashion Business.” He sighs, “He gave me an ultimatum, either help him get Ladybug and Chat’s Miraculous, or I would be disowned. I took care of my business and cut ties with him the best I could. I couldn’t leave Ladybug hanging though, so I attempted one last confession. Which she accepted. That night led to Kitten here.” He nuzzles the toddler, holding her tight as she giggles. “I don’t regret that night. I just wish someone had told me sooner.” He glares at Plagg, “Or warned me. Not that it would have stopped anything that night… On my last birthday, Gabriel called me back to visit after my graduation.” Taking a deep breath, “He wants me to marry Lila.” Felix, Chloe, and Kagami all shout “What!?!” Adrien grins at them, “I told him to go fuck himself, that I would never agree to marry a vile creature like Lila. He didn’t take the news well. Which is fine. I am almost ready for my takedown anyway.”

Chloe smirks, “Well once Chat is back in action, we can go after the Butterfly Ass. Ladybug hasn’t gone after him out of respect for Adrien you and she refuses to fight the baddy without her partner by her side.”

Kagami, “While you were gone, things changed. Rena and Carapace were dropped due to issues with their civilian selves, and all of us now know who is behind the masks. We also keep our Miraculous full-time, but that doesn’t really matter because we all live together.”

Felix, “I’ll talk with Luka. We can find some way to get you on the team, at least until you are ready to be Chat again.”

Adrien smiles, “I want to woo Marinette first. Then Chat can come back.”

Felix holds his arms out, “Well Kitten, it’s time to get you home.” Emmy hisses at him and clings tighter to Adrien, “Want Daddy.” Adrien laughs, “I’ll follow you home with her.”

The three leave after saying their ‘See you later’s. Chloe and Kagami will head back after closing up the shop.

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On the way back to the penthouse, Adrien asks Felix for his ring. “It’s not that I don’t trust you. I do. But I…” Felix stops him, “I get it. I wouldn’t want anyone to have mine either. Here, just keep it safe.” He hands the silver band to Adrien, who promptly puts it on. 

Felix hesitates at the door, about to say something before he shakes his head and walks in. “Hey, Music Man, we’re home. And I brought company.” Luka walks into the foyer. It’s obvious from the apron he wears that he came from the kitchen. A smile lights up the musician's face as he approaches. “Hey, Songbird. I missed you.” He leans in and slowly but sensually kisses Felix, who reciprocates, a soft moan leaving his throat. Emmy giggles and says, “Eewww.” The toddler wiggles free and runs to her room to play.

Adrien coughs to cover his confusion, “Felix, you’re…” Felix chuckles as he breaks the kiss, “Easy cousin. I’m Bi, and yes, Luka and I are low-key dating.”

Adrien stammers, “But the media has you and Kagami as The Power Couple?”

Luka reassures the former model, “That is partly because of Kagami’s mother. She isn’t as open-minded as mine or Chloe’s parents.”

Felix places a hand on Adrien’s shoulder, “I don’t want to lie to you, cousin.” He glances at Luka, who nods. “I am dating both Luka and Kagami. Both know and accept this. Kagami is also dating Chloe. They are waiting for Tomoe to kick the bucket so they can get married.”

Luka grins, “I get to be the lucky one. I’m sort of dating all three. We’re in what’s called a polycule. I hope one day soon, Songbird and I can tie the knot in a ceremony next to Chloe and Kagami.” He leans in to kiss a slightly blushing Felix.

Breaking the kiss, Felix coughs, “The girls and I need your help. Cuz here needs help getting his Lady back. Kitten has already claimed him, so we only need to work on Momma Bug.”

Adrien sighs, “And get rid of the liar. Gabriel cut ties with me 2 years ago when I refused to fight against Ladybug. Now he’s trying to get me to marry Lila. I told them to fuck off, but I don’t think they will back off. Both are relentless when going after what they want.”

Luka, “Well, first things first, you are staying for dinner. Then we can see about getting you to move in. This place is technically yours after all. We’ll deal with Gabe and Lila during the natural course of events.” Luka leads both blond men to the kitchen, where Emmy sits coloring with Plagg, Trixx, and Sass.

After about an hour a feminine voice can be heard from the front door, “Kitten, Lovebirds. I’m home.” Emmy jumps up and runs to the voice, “Momma.” A loud purr erupts from the toddler. Adrien looks elated, “She’s purring.” 

Marinette rounds the corner holding Emmy, “Adrien! What a surprise. When did you get back to Paris?” Pause, “What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be with Lila?”

A deep feral growl is released from Adrien at that last question. “Lila can burn in a dumpster fire for all I care. Hell, toss Gabriel in there with her.” Chloe and Kagami crack up laughing at his comment, while Marinette looks tentatively at him not hearing Luka ask him to stay for dinner.. Her contemplation is broken by a joyous laugh, “Yah. Daddy stay!” Marinette looks at her daughter with a hint of sadness, “Sweety. Kitten, you know daddy is gone.” Emmy shakes her head, “Nuh huh.” She points at Adrien, “Daddy.” 

Marinette chokes a little at that causing Chloe, Kagami, and Felix to laugh. Luka just smiled knowingly, hiding his soft chuckle behind his fist and a cough. After catching her breath, “Kitten. What makes you think he is your daddy?” Before Emmy can speak, Adrien has pulled both girls into an embrace. He whispers in Marinette’s ear, “I wouldn’t mind being her daddy. She is quite adorable.”

Marinette stutters, “Y, y, you don’t m, m, mean that. A, Ad, Adrien.” The blond steps back to look her in the eye, “Yes I do, Marinette. Do you remember when I said I'd always be there, ever since we were fourteen? You were my first real friend who didn’t care about who I was or what I could do for you. That day you told me off, over the gum, was the moment I knew. You were someone I wanted in my life.” He sighs, “I didn't know it back then. Recently, I realized you were the only one. It's never too late to show it. Maybe grow old together, and have the feelings we had before, back when we were so innocent.”

Marinette gasps, “You had feelings for me? But Kagami. The woman you said you loved.”

Adrien chuckles remembering the wax museum incident. “The woman I loved back then was a mask, a figurehead if you will. Slowly I began to see what made me fall for her, in you. You are kind, compassionate, clever, quick-witted, crazy creative, Beautiful…” Marinette blushes. Adrien continues, “I just wanna reach and touch you, squeeze you. Somebody, pinch me 'cause I must be dreamin'. This is something like a movie and I don't know how it ends, but I fell in love with my best friend.”

Marinette looks deep into his eyes to gauge his truthfulness, “Why didn’t you say anything before?”

A chuckle escapes Adrien’s throat, “Probably for the same reason as you. I didn’t feel worthy. But through all the dudes that came by and all the nights that you cried, I was there right by your side. How could I tell you I loved you when you were so happy with some other guy?  Kagami was the one who helped open my eyes when she broke up with me. She pointed out my true feelings. Everything became clearer in New York. By that time, you were daring Luka. Then I heard rumors about you and a certain cat?”

Marinette turns as red as her Ladybug suit and squeaks, “He, he, he may have visited me a, a bit. But my feelings for you were always stronger, no matter how hard I tried to hide them.”

Adrien closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. “I know it sounds crazy that you'd be my girl, you mean that much to me. Nothing compares when we're lighter than air and we don't wanna come back down, like in New York.” Pause, “I don't wanna ruin what we have. You have been my rock since we became friends. More so these last few years. Love is so unpredictable, but it's the risk that I'm takin', hopin', prayin', maybe you'd fall in love with your best friend.” He leans in, hesitantly, looking from Marinette’s eyes to her lips and back up. He asks a silent question. She leans in and the two meet halfway for a gentle, chaste kiss before going in for a deeper one. Unaware, Adrien begins to purr in his blissful state. Noticing, Emmy quickly starts up her own purr. Luka slips off into the kitchen to finish dinner while Chloe and Kagami move to set the table, seven settings. Felix leans against the wall, Plagg sitting on his shoulder. Felix smirks, “Looks like the cat’s in the house.” Plagg snickers, “If we don’t watch out, the cat may be in the bug soon.” The two high-five as Luka hollers, “Dinner is ready.”

Marinette jumps away from Adrien in shock. The blond looks a little hurt at the action but understands. He takes her hand and leads her to the kitchen, “I don’t have any plans for the next two weeks, and nothing set in tone for the new year. Let me take over a few babysitting shifts and maybe take the two of you on a few dates.”

Luka dishes out dinner, “We ALL say go for it, Melody. You deserve some happiness.” Everyone sits down to enjoy their dinner. Marinette whispers, “But.” Luka stops her, “No buts Melody.” Adrien gives his Cheshire cat grin, “Hey, we all have butts. We’re currently sitting on them.”  Felix does a spit-take. Marinette groans and rolls her eyes. Emmy cracks up laughing, “Daddy funny.” Kagami chuckles while shaking her head, and Chloe mutters, “Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous.” Luka smirks for a moment, “You deserve happiness, Melody. Ask you Kwami. Ask Plagg.” Marinette cuts him a glare.

Everyone finishes their dinner while making small talk. Adrien shares his highs and lows from New York. Marinette shares her struggles and successes with her career. She mentions going back to fashion school. Everyone encourages her. Emmy finishes last. She has Plagg’s appetite after all. Once finished the toddler exclaims, “Punzle! Punzle! Want Punzle.” Marinette sees Adrien’s confusion and clarifies, “She wants to watch Tangled. Her favorite movie.” The toddler grabs Adrien and her mom’s hands and leads them to the living room. Marinette giggles at her child as she sets up the movie, “Adrien. Do you have a place to stay for the next two weeks?”

Adrien rubs the back of his neck, “I was planning on staying at Chloe’s hotel.”

Marinette shakes her head, “Do you have enough money for that? I know your father cut you off.” She tries to hide her face as she blushes, “You can stay here if you want... I mean, we have room. And it would be helpful if you wanted to help with Kitten and get to know her better.”

Adrien takes hold of one of her hands and uses his other to turn her head to face him gently. “I would love to stay, if you’ll have me.” The two suddenly find themselves falling on the couch, a blond toddler laughing from under them. Her hands fisted, one in each of their shirts. “Daddy stay in my room.” She wiggles her way into Adrien’s lap as he settles comfortably on the sofa. Marinette snuggles up close to him, “She’s normally not this… affectionate. I guess that means you’re special, Sunshine.”

Chloe and Kagami curl up on one sofa while Luka and Felix take the love seat. Adrien, “Damn, that sounds familiar.” Emmy looks up at him “MMM?” Adrien gives a half chuckle, “Wanting to go outside, but being told it’s too dangerous.”

Chloe and Felix look at him contemplating for a moment. Chloe starts laughing loudly, “Adrikins, you’re a Disney Princess.”

Felix snickers, “Locked up by a deranged parent, forbidden from going outside, and even a schedule full of unnecessary bullshit… Chloe’s right.” Adrien groans at his embarrassment.

Chloe pipes up mimicking Adrien’s voice, “I’m gonna ask him, today. I promise… I want to go to school.” Everyone, minus Adrien, laughs.

Marinette pipes up, “Don’t forget about the birthday… Bubbler anyone?”

Chloe, “That party sucked ass. The best part was Ladybug… But does anyone think Gabriel and Gothel have a lot in common? Tomoe Tsurugi as well. Too bad Adrikins didn’t have a Pascal to help him get into trouble.” Adrien chokes on his spit. Marinette thumps his back to help him.

Kagami, “I am no Rapunzle. I was content with my life, for the most part, If anyone, I would be Raya and Moana. A proud warrior who maybe needs a friend or two.”

Marinette, “So, Chloe, does that make me or Nino Flynn Ryder?”

Chloe clucks her tongue, “It would be you, Marikins. After all, the two of you didn’t start off on the right foot either.”

Marinette, “And what does that mean?”

Chloe, “Need I remind you of the gum incident?” Both Marinette and Adrien groan.

Adrien, “Don’t remind me. That sucked. But it was what attracted me to Marinette in the first place.” Pause with a blush, “No one had ever told me off before. Everyone always kissed my ass. It was refreshing.” It’s Marinette’s turn to blush.

Chloe,” And don’t get me started on the times you snuck out just to visit our little baker girl, Adrikins. Lying to Daddy and all that. The reactions of her breaking free from her tower and you attending school are quite similar as well.” After the cave scene, Chloe whispers, “And nothing like a near-death to draw people together, make them fall in love. Before the villain tries to end said love for his own reasons. Ass hat had to push the couple apart, lying about the other. ”

Emmy starts to get a little agitated, “Hush! Moo Vie. Hush.” Everyone laughs at her ‘stern’ face before quietly finishing the movie. 

Chloe under her breath, “I wouldn’t put it past Gabriel to concoct a scheme like that to separate anyone he didn’t deem worthy.”  And again when Rapunzel pleads to save Flynn, “And just as selfless, the both of them. Constantly sacrificing themselves for each other.”

At the end, Adrien sighs, “At least Rapunzel didn’t have a spy. My Gothel sent Lila after me. She twisted everything. I swear that woman wanted to own me, like I was a possession or something. And she still won’t back the fuck off.”

Marinette looks at him sadly, “Is that why you left?”

Adrien looks down,  not meeting her eyes, “Well that was part of the reason. He also made me an offer I had to refuse, then disowned me over it.” He shudders at the memories. Sensing his unease, Emmy purrs to comfort him. He shifts her into his lap, “She purrs?” Emmy snuggles closer in his arms.

Luka and Felix stand to leave. Luka, “Songbird and I have plans tonight, so we’ll see you tomorrow.”

Felix, “Have fun cousin. Bye Kitten.”

Emmy waves, “Bye Fox.” She doesn’t stop her purring or move from Adrien’s arms.

Chloe looks at Kagami, “So Hime, want to get a room tonight?”

Kagami smiles a real smile, “Sure, Queenie. I’d love to.” Both look at Adrien, Marinette, and Emmy and wave, “See you later.” All four leave the penthouse for the night, leaving Adrien, Marinette, and Emmy alone. Emmy’s purr gets louder.

Adrien, “So your daughter can purr?”

Marinette shakes her head, “Let’s get her to bed, then I’ll tell you.” The pair take the child to her room, and get her all tucked in for the night.

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For those in the USA, Happy 4th of July.

Now onto business. My computer is having issues right now. Thankfully my stories are saved in Google Docs and composition notebooks.  Typing on my phone is a difficult and slow process. 

I have 5+ WIP so I keep getting distracted. And I am working on an ending for this one.

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Once Emmy is in bed, Marinette leads Adrien back to the sofa. The two cuddle up, her in his lap. Marinette is uncertain about where to begin. “Emmy is… Special.” She gives a dry chuckle, “I suppose you could say she takes after her dads… And maybe a touch of her mom.”

Adrien tentatively asks, “Aren’t you her mom? And dads as in more than one?”

Marinette takes a deep breath, “Her parents are complicated. Emmy’s full name is Emeline Marie Noir-Écarlate. I am her legally appointed guardian, so yes I am her mom. But I’m not her only mom. I wish I could explain, but I can’t. It’s something I can only tell her father. But he’s missing and I have no way to tell him anymore. He has to come and find us.”

Adrien holds her tighter, “How will you know for certain who her father is under the mask?”

Marinette sucks in an audible breath before letting her tears fall, “I have a few clues to his identity, but I don’t think he even knows he has a daughter. It was a one-time thing, a goodbye of sorts, if you will. All she has is a recording of him and his ring.” Her sobs overtake her at the memories, “I thought he loved me.”

Adrien suddenly wracked with guilt, pulls Marinette as close as he can get her. “Maybe he does love you.” Marinette shifts in his lap, facing him, and burying her face in his chest, “Then why disappear and not tell me who he was?” She sobs, “It’s my fault. If I hadn’t been so stubborn about our identities. I just never thought that I would… Stupid cat, why did you have to disappear the same night I realized I loved you.” She registered the words that she said and froze. In a slight panic, she pushes out of Adrien’s lap. “I. I. I should get to bed. There is a spare twin bed in Emmy’s room you can use. She seems oddly attached to you so she will be thrilled to find you sleeping there. I’m going to take a shower. I have a busy day tomorrow.”

The blond reluctantly lets her go. Once he hears the door shut, “Plagg, you can come out now.” The cat Kwami floats over. Adrien sighs, “I want an honest answer. I know the answer, but I NEED to hear it. Emmy is Chat’s, MY daughter, right?” The Kwami squares himself before speaking, “Yes. Kitten, or Emmy is Chat Noir’s daughter. But there’s more. As you can tell, she’s not normal, her eyes, her powers, and her exceptional and advanced development.” Pause, “That is because she is also mine.”

Adrien doesn’t believe what he just heard, “What?! How? You’re a Kwami. You don’t produce children.” The Kwami looks away guiltily, “You were transformed when Kitten was created. And well, I forgot to mention. When you transform my magic, or my essence if you will, merges with you. We kind of share a body when transformed. That means Emmy is as much Tikki’s daughter as Ladybug’s.” Comprehension blossoms on the blond’s face, “So THAT is what she meant.” Pause, “Plagg, again I hate to ask a question I already know the answer to, but Marinette IS Ladybug, right?” Plagg shakes his head, “Kid, I can’t confirm that. Tikki would kill me. BUT, I can’t deny it either.” He grins as he says the last part.

A red blur streaks into the room and barrels into Plagg, while wailing, “Stinky Sock!!!!” Adrien laughs, “Hello Tikki. Please don’t be mad at him. I figured it out on my own, and The Crew confirmed it for me. I only wanted to hear what Plagg would say. He was constantly teasing me over my hidden crush on Marinette.” The red Kwami looks him up and down, “So, are you going to stick around and stay this time?” Adrien simpers, “I want to. Everything I said today was true. During these past two years, I’ve been thinking, a lot. Marinette has consistently been there for me. Even when I was out of the country, she was my strength and motivation. She got me through the hard times and celebrated the good with me. I always felt that she was special to me. Whenever I thought of home, without fail, it was with her that came to my mind. It took me leaving to realize just how special she was to me. I came to understand that I love her.”

Plagg and Tikki look at each other and nod, “We will help. You two belong together, just listen to her now.”

From the bedroom, Marinette can be heard, “Lay a whisper on my pillow. Leave the winter on the ground. I wake up lonely, this air of silence, in the bedroom and all around. Touch me now, I close my eyes and dream away.”  She folds down the sheets of her bed and sits down on it. “From the moment we touched, 'til the time had run out. It must have been love, but it's over now. It must have been good, but I lost it somehow.” She reached out for the picture she kept in the drawer of her nightstand. It is a printed copy of Chat Noir and Ladybug’s kiss during Oblivio. A sad smile graces her face, "Make-believing we're together, that I'm sheltered by your heart. But in and outside, I turn to water, like a teardrop in your palm. And it's a hard winter's day, so I dream away.” Her fingers graze Chat’s face, “I miss you, Chaton.” She groans as she leans back in her bed, “I thought I was over this. Two blond-haired, green-eyed men are vying for my heart, again. If only they could be the same person. I don’t want to choose. I love both equally. I suppose if they are two different people, I could always suggest polyamory.” The bluenette drifts off into slumber.

Tikki, “She loves both sides of you, Adrien. We need to find a way for you to reveal yourself.”

Plagg, “Well Sass’s snakelette and Trixx’s Kit are already planning. I would wager that Longg’s dragonette and Pollen’s queen are planning their own as well.”

Tikki, “So we just need to get everyone on the same page.” Pause, “Plagg, are you going to be okay if he uses a different Miraculous? I know how territorial you can be over your favorite holders.”

Plagg nuzzles Tikki, “I’ll be fine Sugarcube.” Pause, “As long as he isn’t paired with Barkk.” Tikki and Adrien laugh. “I won’t accept Barkk, Plagg. You know I’m more of a cat person anyway.”

Adrien finally makes his way to Emmy’s room and watches his daughter sleep for a few minutes before making his own way to bed and promptly passing out.

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Upon waking the following morning, Marinette wakes up early. She feeds the Kwamis and begins preparing breakfast for Emmy and Adrien. Adrien wakes up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee and a warm, small body curled up next to his. Slowly opening his eyes, he spies an unruly mop of blonde hair. Emmy shifts in her sleep and gradually begins to stir. She gives a cat-like stretch and yawns before rubbing her eyes, “Morning Daddy.” The scent of fresh croissants drifts into the room. The occupants coo at the smell and make their way to the kitchen. A modest breakfast is arranged on the table. Marinette is dressed for the day, Plagg munching on a cheese danish on her shoulder. She smiles at the newly awakened pair, “Morning Kitten. Morning Sunshine. Sorry to throw you into the fire so soon, but Fe and Luka got a call from Astruc about their script. Chloe is busy at the hotel and Kagami has classes. Add to that, I have a busy day today. I have three fittings today, in the shop, and a lunch meeting with Clara. She is making a new Miraculous album, complete with music videos and Jagged suggested that she should turn to me for this project. I’ll be home afterward to start on commissions since I have a four-month backlog.” Pause, “Emmy’s lunch is premade, sitting in the fridge. You’ll know it’s her bento box when you see it.” She shakes her head with a chuckle. “There is a mini fridge in her room that has her favorite cheese inside and sweets on top. She only gets those IF she behaves. It’s a beautiful day, so maybe the two of you can go on a picnic.” Emmy gets excited at that thought. “Love picnic. Love park. Love Daddy!” Adrien melts at the girl’s declaration. Marinette shakes her head with a sigh, “Dinner is at 17:00. Luka will be here at half past 15:00. And as I said, I’ll be back after my meeting with Clara, but I need you to keep Kitten out of my workspace.” Adrien nods in affirmation, “Got it.” 

After fixing coffee for Adrien and herself, Marinette said her goodbyes and headed off to work. Adrien and Emmy finished their breakfast before cleaning up and packing a picnic lunch. Emmy grabbed a ball, a frisbee, and a few other park toys. The pair head off to the park excitedly. They arrive at half past nine.

An hour later, Adrien and Emmy’s park playtime is interrupted. A high-pitched voice screeches, “Adrien! There you are darling. I’ve been looking for you everywhere.” Adrien groans before snapping, “What do you want Lila?” The brunette is taken aback as false tears pool in her eyes, “D, d, darling? You’re late for our meeting. Remember?” 

The blond man looks perplexed, “What meeting? I have nothing to do with you.” Emmy pauses and picks up the ball she was chasing. “Daddy, who dis lady?” The toddler looks at Lila, “She look funny. I no like her. Not real tears.” Adrien walks over and picks up the toddler, “Don’t worry about her Princess.”

Lila ups her performance as her lip quivers, “Is this why you didn’t come to our cake tasting? We’re engaged, remember. We’ve been planning our wedding for the last year. But now that... Sugar Baby, that tramp has you fooled by her misbegotten child, claiming that it’s yours. ” Her expression changes to one of revulsion. Her voice a hoarse whisper, “Did that whore teach her brat to call you daddy so she could get her claws in you?” She reaches out to smack the child. Adrien grabs her wrist to stop her.

Both Adrien and Emmy growl. The former holds the latter tight as the kitten unsheaths her claws, ready to pounce. A soft whisper of “Cata…” is interrupted by a gentle but firm, “Emmy, No. People are watching.” The child hisses but relents, “Yes, Daddy. Emmy be a good girl. Claws OK?” Adrien chuckles, “Claws are fine, but be careful.” He looks around and sees Alya filming and standing next to Mylene and two other girls he doesn’t recognize. Paparazzi are also filming and photographing the situation. Seeing his opening, Adrien takes it. In a slightly louder than normal voice, “I think it's so cute and I think it's so sweet, how you let your friends encourage you to try and talk to me. But let me stop you there before you speak. This little girl is MY daughter. We are waiting on the DNA results. It should only take a few more days.” He smiles in a treacly sweet way, “We are NOT and have NEVER been together. I have distrusted you since the first Volpina incident. I disliked you since the Chameleon incident. And I have out-right despised you since you framed Marinette and started working as a spy for my father. I played your little game to keep her safe, but since you broke our deal, I no longer have to play nice.” He lets go of Emmy, letting her down out of his arms slowly before continuing, “First you gonna say you ain't runnin' game. You’re thinking I'm believing every word. You call me beautiful.“ Sarcasm drips from his voice as he rolls his eyes, “So original.” Emmy giggles. He gives her a genuine smile before looking back at Lila. “You’re telling me you’re not like other girls. But I was in my zone before you came along. Now I'm thinking maybe you should go.”

Emmy holds up her hands to mimic them talking, “Blah, blah, blah. My Daddy don’t like you.”

Lila fumes as she hears Alya’s voice from her earpiece, “My ladies, listen up. If that boy ain't giving up, lick your lips and swing your hips. Girl, you got this. Get your man back.”

Thanks to their Miraculous hearing, both Emmy and Adrien hear her. The two share a knowing grin. The toddler straightens her posture and puts on her best ‘innocent little kitten’ look facing the paparazzi. She then mimics a few poses she remembers from photos of Adrien from his photoshoots as a child model. A bunch of awws can be heard from all around. One of the reporters mutters, “Damn, the girl is identical to the young Agreste when she poses like that.” Turning to their assistant, “Do we have the photo of young Agreste in that pose?” The assistant nods a yes.

Adrien barely whispers, just loud enough for Emmy to hear, “Nice one Kitten.” His attention goes back to Lila, who is trying to plead her case as to why they are and would be a perfect power couple. Adrien stops her, “Thank you in advance, I don't wanna date you. I don't need your hands all over me, again. If I want a girl, then I’ll get a girl. But it's never my priority.” A shout of “Hey!” comes from the crowd that has gathered. Adrien gives a Cheshire grin to Lila, “I was in my zone before you came along. I don't want you to take this personally. But my name is no, my sign is no, and my number is no. You need to let it go. Now if you could please leave. I would like to enjoy my time with my lovely daughter.” He turns and picks up Emmy, who throws her arms around his neck and squeals, “Daddy!”

Lila stood shocked. She recovered when  she saw a black butterfly coming her way. Without thinking she reaches out and grabs it causing it to merge with her bracelet. A butterfly mask forms on her face. ShadowMoth, “Validity, your beloved claims the child is his. But is she really? The mother and daughter may be lying to trap and steal the one you desire. I’ll give you the power to take care of both, but I want something in return.” 

Lila smiles, “Those jewels shall be yours ShadowMoth. I'll get rid of the brat, and then Adrien will be mine.” The purple goo/bubbles cover Lila and then fade to reveal her Akuma form. She is dressed in a burnt-orange peplos with gold trimming. Her hair now has gold highlights and orange tips. On her wrists were gold bracers and golden knee-high boots adorned her legs. In her hands is a golden bow.

Adrien sneers, “I will NEVER be yours and you WILL NOT touch MY daughter.” Lila shoots an arrow at Emmy. “That brat is NOT your daughter!” Adrien dodges the arrow, holding Emmy tightly close to his chest. The arrow explodes on impact. Lila releases another arrow as she screeches, “Just let me take care of that brat. There is no way that child could be yours. I would have known if you fucked Mari-trash.”

Adrien, “Emmy, can you do exactly as I say?” Emmy nods yes. “Okay. Do you have Sugarcube’s ability?” Emmy beams, picking up on his intentions. The toddler whispers, “Lucky Charm.” A silver and green baton appears in her hands. She lengthens and spins it, using it as a shield. Adrien grins at the familiar act. The two dodge continuous attacks until a familiar voice is heard, “Not again.” Pause, “Lila, what has your panties in a twist this time? Why go after a child?”

A pissed-off Akuma answers, “My name is not Lila now. I am Validity. And I will make Adrien Agreste mine. I just need to get rid of that brat and her trash mother. That baker bitch is beneath Adrien and I. She is not worthy to touch the ground we walk on.” She begins firing arrows at Ladybug. Ladybug dodges the arrows. A new voice rings out as Validity is wrapped up in a bubble of water, “Queen Bee and Wyvren have arrived.” Bee stands atop a billboard, “Bug, do what you need to protect Kitten. Wyvern and I have got Lie-la.” A soft melody floats in. Suddenly there are multiple versions of Ladybug, Adrien, and Emmy. Ladybug laughs/sighs before she nods at Bee. She swings down, scoops up Adrien and Emmy, and removes them from the battlefield. “Kurama is providing a distraction, so I can do this.” She opens her yo-yo and pulls out a bracelet. Handing it to Adrien, “Adrien Agreste, this is the Miraculous of the turtle, which grants the power of protection. You will use it for the greater good. Protect my Kitten. She’s the last link I have to Chat Noir. I CAN’T lose her too.” 

Adrien nods, “You have my word, Ladybug. Nothing will harm your Kitten. The Akuma is in her right bracer.” Ladybug gestures in acknowledgment before swinging off to join the fight as Adrien puts on his new Miraculous. Wayzz appears, “Greetings Chat Noir. It is good to see you again. I see you have met your daughter. Plagg has kept us informed. We will do what we can to aid you.”

Adrien smiles at the Kwami, “Good to see you too, Wayzz. We can talk later. For now, let’s get this party started. Wayzz, Shell On.” Adrien transforms then picks up Emmy, “Shell-ture.” A green shield forms around the new turtle hero and his charge.

Ladybug relays the information to the rest of her group. “Lucky Charm!” A small red and black polka-dotted cat falls into her hands. “Merde. I need Emmy’s ring.”  Plagg flies out from her ponytail, “Let me do it. You can fix the damage afterward. She is after MY Kitten as well.” Ladybug looks at the Kwami skeptically before saying, “Fine, but don’t kill her.” The Kwami grins flashing fangs while rubbing his paws together. Ladybug touches her earpiece, “Small Black going in hot. Wyvren back off. Kurama, keep up the illusions. Bee, be ready to sting her if necessary. Viper, activate Second. If this goes to shit, tell me.” All reply, “Got it Bug.”

The plan goes off without a problem. Plagg doesn't kill Lila, but he does remove her arm with the bracer. Ladybug doesn’t chastise him, “Miraculous Ladybug!” She tosses the cat charm up in the air to fix all the damage Lila did, as well as Lila’s arm. 

Wyvern walks over to Lila, “I suggest you leave. This whole fight has been live streamed, from start to finish. This includes your disagreement with the young Agreste. No one likes a person who attacks a child.” Lila snarls before walking off.

The Miraculous Crew gathers around Emmy and the new hero. He dropped the Shell-ture. Ladybug, “The Crew has informed me that you are Kitten’s new babysitter. She certainly seems to be smitten with you.” She chuckles, “You can keep Wayzz for as long as you stick around and help protect our Kitten.”

Adrien laughs, “You can’t get rid of me, Ladybug. I plan to stick around for a good while, as long as Kitten lets me.”

Kurama/Felix, “So what shall we call you?”

Adrien grins, “Call me Ningame.” Ladybug groans and The Crew laughs. Wyvern mumbles, “I still want to be called Shenron.” 

Ladybug scoffs, “Summoning balls.” The Crew laughs again. Ningame looks confused. Bee, “Bug threatened to use Ben Wa balls as the Dragon Balls to summon her if she changes her name.”  The turtle hero blushes as red as a tomato. 

Ladybug groans, “So Viper, you wanna change your name to Manda now?” Viper grimaces, “No way. But if we go by fan ships, Aoda would work. I still prefer Blue Viper above all else.” 

Kurama laughs, “Sorry, but no fan ships. I like Blue Viper as well.”

Bee, “Well, if I ever have to change, I wanna be BumbleBee, like from Teen Titans. I’ll even mimic the suit and hair.”

Ladybug dramatically groans, “I am surrounded by Otaku. I thought Chat was bad.” This causes everyone to laugh.

Kurama, “Don’t get me started on you, Spots. Who has Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin costumes in their closet?”

Ladybug, “Not my fault I have a set of twins I can dress up for the next Con. Besides, I have those uniforms for everyone on the team. Kyoya Ootori for Viper. Benio Amakusa for Wyvren. Renge Houshakuji for Bee. I even have Honey for Kitten.”

Viper, “But you had the Serenity and Endymion costumes made before a certain someone disappeared. And don’t get me started on the Princess Buttercup and Dread Pirate Roberts costumes.”

Bee, “Oh, you also have Kyoko Mogami and Ren Tsuruga costumes.”

Wyvryn slyly grins, “I can top that. I have a photo of her as Ladybug, cosplaying in a Hazuki Neko outfit.”

Ningame whines, “I wanna see.”

Wyvern whispers, “Later.” Ladybug growls, “I made that for Chat, right after he left. It’s supposed to be a surprise for when he returns.”

Ningame coughs, “So how would Chat go about getting back in touch with you?”

Ladybug softly sighs, “I wait for him at our spot twice a week. It’s our old patrol days and times. We each had two days of solo patrols per week and two days we would patrol together. The last day was a day of rest.” She gives Emmy a hug and kiss, “I gotta bug out. I’m late for a meeting. I’ll leave it up to all of you if you want to reveal or not. Later.” She swings off as everyone hollers bye.

Ningame, “I know who everyone is already, so I guess I’ll see you all at dinner. Kitten and I have a picnic to get to. Right little one.” Emmy laughs, “Yeah, Daddy.” Everyone says their goodbyes and heads off. Ningame and Emmy hide in an alley for him to de-transform before heading back to their picnic. Wayzz is invited.

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Dinner is a basic Pot-au-feu. Rice is served with the bouillon before the meat and veggies. The croutons and grated cheese are set on the table for those who wish. Camembert is set out to go with Emmy’s dinner. Marinette made the bread for dinner and the strawberry and passionfruit Tarte Tatin for dessert. The dessert is Emmy’s favorite. That night’s movie is Beauty and the Beast, animated.

After the movie, everyone retires to their rooms for the night. Luka and Felix share one room. Chloe and Kagami share another room. Both are on the second floor. The third floor is all Marinette’s.  She has her office across from her bedroom and Emmy’s room next to her room. (The top three floors of the building make up Marinette’s Penthouse. The bottom of hers has the training room/gym, a playroom, a full bath, and a few other smaller rooms. The second floor is the living room, kitchen, dining room, and two bedrooms with a shared bathroom. The top floor has the master bedroom with a private bathroom, two other rooms, and a bathroom.)

That night, Adrien was sleeping in the full-size bed in Emmy’s room, now his as well. In his sleep, “No, just stop!” He begins thrashing in the bed. “Stop it… Stop it!! STOP IT!” Plagg wakes up at the shout. The Kwami looks worried as his former holder struggles with the nightmare. Tears fill the blond’s eyes, “I'm sorry, Ladybug!” There is a pause as his thrashing stops. Plagg takes this moment to nuzzle into the crook of Adrien’s neck. A sob escapes Adrien’s throat, “I... I don't know what to do.” Plagg begins to purr to comfort his favored holder. “M'lady...!!” He then screams, which wakes up Emmy. The toddler, sensing her father's anguish, climbs in bed with him and purrs. “Daddy. Its OK. Love you.” He calms for a short while before whispering, “ I didn't mean to… Why won't you try and help me fix it?” He begins thrashing about again, ”The simple truth is YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE! SO I MIGHT AS WELL DESTROY YOU, ME, OUR MEMORIES, EVERYTHING!”  Suddenly he sits up, wide awake, and breathing heavily. “I killed them. Plagg, I… I killed them.”

Emmy nuzzles close, climbing into his lap and intensifying her purr, “Daddy. Just a dream. All safe. Just a dream.” Adrien hugs the child and breaks down crying. Plagg calmly asks, “Wanna talk about it, kid?” The blond man shakes his head, “Give me a minute.” The three sit in solace. After a few deep breaths to calm down, Adrien begins, “I… I dreamt that Ladybug and I were fighting my father. He… He…” The blond choked back a sob, “He Akumatized me into… to Chat… Chat Blanc.” Another deep breath, “I… I… Killed them both. Ladybug and HawkMoth. I even destroyed the whole world. Then… Then…” He breaks down again, “Then when a Ladybug from a different time came to help, I… I… I fought with her, trying to take her earrings.” He pauses and takes several deep breaths, “I could control any of it. It was like I was an audience in my own body.” Plagg sighs but doesn’t stop his purring. 

Wayzz floats over, “It was most likely a memory from a dead timeline. I would say it was brought on by the trauma from the last few days. Do you still have your kwagatama?”  Adrien nods, “Yeah. I’ve never taken it off.”  Wayzz cogitates before continuing, “I suspect that your closeness with Plagg and Emmy combined with your trauma and the new knowledge you have gained is what brought this on.”

Adrien, “What knowledge do you mean?”

Wayzz, “Well from what I have gathered, in that dead timeline, you and Ladybug somehow found out your secret identities. Which lead to HawkMoth finding out.” 

Adrien nods, “The first part of my dream. The second part must be when Bunnyx brought a new Ladybug to fix everything.”

Plagg, “I know you, Kid. You’re worried that your father and Lila will come after Emmy and Ladybug. You are so close to having your dream. And every time you get close, your father tries to take it away.” Pause, “We’ll get through this.”

Emmy, “My Daddy. I fight too.” Adrien chuckles before pulling Emmy and both Kwamis into a hug and settling back in bed, “Let’s get some sleep.”

Several hours later, Marinette wakes, feeds the Kwamis, and checks on Emmy. Seeing Emmy and Adrien all cuddled up in bed warms her heart. She pulls out her phone, snaps a few photos, and wakes up Plagga and Wayzz before heading down to cook breakfast.

A distinct ring comes from Adrien’s phone, waking up him and Emmy. Groggily he answers while carrying Emmy down to the kitchen, “Hello. Adrien speaking.” A stoic, feminine voice answers, “Adrien. Your father wishes to speak with you, immediately. Adrien sets Emmy down at the kitchen table, “Natalie? What does Gabriel want now? I have already told him no to the arranged marriage and I accepted his disownment.”

Natalie seems taken aback, “Adrien. You don’t mean that. Your father loves you and only wants what’s best for you. He only wants to talk. His schedule has been cleared for today, so you can come at your convenience.” She pauses, “He says that if you don’t come to him, he will come to you.” Adrien looks at Marinette exasperated. The bluenette nods her consent, “I am good till lunch. Go see what he wants.” The blond man rolls his eyes before replying, “Fine. I’ll be there in an hour.”

Marinette smiles, “Take Wayzz and Plagg. Wayzz can protect you if needed and Plagg can fetch me.” Adrien nods his acceptance, finishes his breakfast, and calls the Kwamis. Stealing himself, Adrien says goodbye to Marinette and Emmy before heading off to face Gabriel.

Natalie greets him at the mansion door. “Adrien, your father is in his office waiting for you.”

Adrien holds in his skoff, “Natalie, we both know he is no longer my father. He is the one who chose to end our relationship. He did not reach out for two years. And when he finally did, it was to try and force me into a loveless catastrophe of a faux marriage to a gold-digging, mythomania, demirep.” Natalie manages to hide her smirk within two seconds, but Adrien still sees it.

As soon as the door is opened, Gabriel lays into his tirade. “What is the meaning of this?! You have been back for less than a month and are already in the tabloids.” He holds up the tabloids and media headlines.

“Trouble in Paradise”

“Hottest Couple Fighting”

“Lover’s Quarrel in the Park”

“Agreste Love Child?”

“Who’s the Angel”

“Engadgement A Scam? Secret Woman and Child.” 

Adrien rolls his eyes, “And what does it have to do with you… Gabriel. YOU disowned me. YOU announced my supposed engagement. I did NOTHING.”

Gabriel all but growls his displeasure, “Is the child even yours? What do you know about the mother? How are you going to fix this?”

Adrien gives a jovial laugh as he holds up one of the papers. It has a photo of Emmy and a two-year-old Adrien side by side in nearly identical poses. “Gabriel, anyone with eyes can see the resemblance.” Pause, “Maybe she is mine. Maybe not. I’m waiting for the paternity test to come back.” His face takes on a formidable appearance, “I DO know that I plan to make the child mine. I have already started my attempts to court her mother, Marinette.”

Gabriel skoffs, “Dupain-Cheng? She’s a lowly baker’s daughter. You are destined for better.”

Again Adrien laughs sardonicly, “You mean someone like Lila?” He laughs even more, “That boorish, uncouth, disdainful, pompous, patronizing, pretentious, two-faced, manipulative, gun moll.” He sneers with a groan, “I cannot stand that bitch. I truly despise her. She rankles me and makes me want to vomit. Anytime she touches me, I have to strain not to shudder. She paws at me like a vulture with a piece of meat.”

Gabriel was silently taken aback by Adrien’s outburst. The elder man clears his throat, “What did Ladybug say to you at the park?” Pause, “And what did you tell her?”

A Cheshire grin overtakes Adrien’s face, “That’s what you’re worried about? I didn’t tell your secret. She wanted to thank me for keeping the child safe. Your Akuma was dead set on killing the little girl. Who I remind you, could be YOUR granddaughter. As I told Lila before and during her Akumatization, the child is most likely mine. I was involved with Marinette before I left.” He pauses making sure to meet Gabriel eye-to-eye, “What would Maman say if you brought her back, only for her to find out you aided and allowed someone to kill my precious daughter?”

Gabriel takes on a scornful look, “You are forbidden to speak of her since you refuse to fight to save her.”

Adrien stalks closer to Gabriel, barely containing his rage, “Correction. I refuse to TERRORIZE for her. She wouldn’t want that. She loved everyone and couldn’t hurt a fly. Let her rest in peace. You may want to wake up before you lose me as well.”  He looks away whispering, “If you haven’t already.” Shaking his head, he corrects his posture, standing tall and intimidating, “By the way, call off the wedding… Or I WILL go to Ladybug with your secret.”

Gabriel looks indignant, “You wouldn’t dare!?”

Adrien smiles smugly, “You think you know me, but you don't know me. You think you own me, but you can't control me. You look at me and there's just one thing that you see.” Gabriel gives him a questioning look, telling him to continue. “You only see a puppet, a doll for you to mold and dress up for your own necessities and wants. You think you got me, but you don't get me. You think you want me, but you don't know what you're getting into. There's so much more to me than what you think you see, so listen to me.” Adrien takes a slightly aggressive, statuesque s tance, his voice icy, “I'm dangerous. I'm warning you. But you're not afraid of me and I can't convince you.” Gabriel gives a harumph before sitting at his desk. Adrien is undeterred, “You push me back, I'll push you back harder. You scream at me, I'll scream at you louder. So try me.  See if I don’t just run to Ladybug.” He turns to leave, pausing at the door, “You know I had a hugest crush on her before I left. Maybe I should try and woo her now that Chat Noir is gone. She did seem to have a thing for me back in school now that I think about it. Look back at the first Volpina fight. She almost gave up her Miraculous, until Chat dispelled the illusion. Or look at the Santa Claws fight, the Chameleon fight, or the Gorizilla fight. Need I go on?” He shuts the door behind him leaving Gabriel to think and stew on what he has just said. And sure enough, the seeds are planted in Gabriel’s mind as he recalls those particular fights as well as other encounters he can remember.

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Time flies. Adrien enjoys the time he spends with his daughter. With Christmas coming up soon, he plans to spoil her. Marinette has several hand-made gifts based on the Parisian Heroes. Adrien makes it his mission to acquire everything on his daughter’s Christmas List. The last one is a little difficult. She wants Mommy and Daddy to ’be together’ as a couple. After all, it’s already December Twenty-First. There isn’t enough time to woo and make it official with Marinette before Christmas Day. The optimistic blond hopes that by New Year's Day, he can be officially dating his Lady. That day, he takes both Marinette and Emmy out to see a movie with a private dinner afterward.  

Marinette is busy with work on the twenty-second, so Adrien spends all day with Emmy again. Felix and Luka join them on the twenty-third. And Adrien take Marinette out for dancing and dinner that night. Emmy is fast asleep by the time the pair get home. So he doesn’t wake Emmy up, Adrien spends the night in Marinette’s room. Sadly, for the blond, nothing happens other than a kiss or two.

Christmas Eve Day is spent cooking and baking. Chloe’s parents are busy, so she invites Zoe over for the two special days. Tomoe doesn’t celebrate the holidays, much like Gabriel, so Kagami stays at the penthouse. Felix face-times his mom, with Adrien and Emmy, but with Amelie being in London, he doesn’t visit. Luka spends the morning of the twenty-fourth with his mother, but she gets drunk so he returns to the penthouse just in time for Christmas Dinner of roast beast. Everyone opens one present before heading to bed early. Emmy leaves out carrots, a glass of milk, and a few of the cookies everyone helped bake that day for Père Noël, (Santa).

Christmas morning, Emmy has more presents than she knows what to do with. The toddler has everyone help her open her gifts after they all open their own. The Crew gifts Marinette a charm bracelet with a charm representing their hero persona, as well as a ruby and onyx ladybug charm and an onyx black cat charm with emerald eyes. 

Marinette gifts everyone a set of hand-made sweats with hoodies based on their hero persona. 

Kagami gives everyone a replica of their weapons. A working amber and fire opal flute for Felix. A Jade lyre for Luka. A carnelian and onyx yo-yo for Marinette. A yellow sapphire spinning top for Chloe. For Adrien, she gives him a black spinel cat charm with peridot eyes. 

Chloe gives everyone vouchers for their favorite up-scale restaurant and a high-class Massage clinic and spa.

Felix gives Marinette a set of expensive sketchbooks with colored writing utensils, Luka a Gibson SJ-200 Viper Blue acoustic guitar, Kagami a Longquan samurai dragon daishō, Chloe a hand-crafted one-of-a-kind life-like Queen Bee porcelain doll, and Adrien five percent of the shares of the Gabriel Agreste company. 

Luka gives Kagami an ebony and rosewood hand-crafted violin, Chloe a bee ocarina with lessons so she can learn to play, Marinette and Adrien a copy of their ‘soul songs’, and Felix a song written and composed dedicated to him (IE Luka wrote and recorded him a song which will be released)

Adrien gives everyone their own special photo album filled with artistic photos he took of all their favorite people, places, and things.

Zoe has special gifts for everyone. Style Queen Magazine is opening a new branch in Paris. Chloe shall be the COO (editor-in-chief), while Zoe is the CEO. Kagami is to be the CFO. Adrien is the Director of Design (Art Director) and the top photographer. Marinette shall be the Director of Fashion and Social Media Manager. Luka and Felix decline positions at the company.

For a final surprise, Adrien arranged for a special Christmas picnic for Marinette and Emmy. Felix and Luka decide to stay in and cuddle. Chloe and Kagami have plans to go ice skating. Zoe offers to play paparazzi and bodyguard on the picnic.

Once at the park, Adrien runs a few meters ahead before turning to face the girls and grinning. “Pretty woman walkin' down the street, the kind I'd like to meet.  I don't believe you, you're not the truth. No one could look as good as you.” 

Emmy laughs, “Daddy, funny.”

Adrien places his right hand over his heart and holds out his left hand, “Pretty woman, won't you pardon me? I couldn't help but see that you look lovely as can be. Are you lonely just like me?” This causes Marinette to roll her eyes with a smile. Adrien takes one of Marinette’s hands, “Pretty woman, stop awhile.” He takes hold of her other hand, “Pretty woman, talk awhile.” He pulls her close, “Pretty woman, give your smile to me.” He guides her hands to his neck, “Pretty woman, look my way.” He slides his hands down to her waist, holding her close, “Pretty woman, say you'll stay with me. 'Cause I need you, I'll treat you right. Come with me, baby, be mine tonight.” Marinette tilts her head back laughing lightly and steps out of his arms.  He pouts, “Pretty woman, don't walk on by.” She flicks his chest. The gesture feels familiar to both of them. “Pretty woman, don't make me cry.” She walks past him backwards, facing him. He holds out his hand again, “Pretty woman, don't walk away.” She turns her back to him. He looks down dropping his arm, “Okay. If that's the way it must be, okay. I guess I'll go on home, it's late.” He looks up to see Marinette smiling at him from the picnic blanket. “There'll be tomorrow night, but wait, what do I see? Is she walkin' back to me?” He walks over to Marinette, who is sitting on the blanket with Emmy. “Yeah, she's walkin' back to me. Oh, pretty woman.” He kneels and places a light kiss on the corner of Marinette’s lips. Emmy lets out a happy squeak, “Mommy and Daddy to getter.” 

Adrien smiles as Marinette blushes, “You call the shots. I wouldn’t mind if you said yes. It’s up to you Princess.” Emmy looks irritated, “Daddy. Mommy not princess.”

Adrien ruffles the toddler’s hair, “Fine. You’re my princess and Mommy is My Queen.” Emmy gives a Chat Noir grin, “Mommy’s your Lady.” 

Marinette groans and rolls her eyes, exasperatedly, “Emmy.” Adrien silences the bluenette with a chaste kiss, “I wouldn't mind being your knight in shiny leather.” Poor Marinette nearly combusts at that thought. ‘Bad Marinette,’ she thinks to herself, ‘Though Chat and Adrien are a lot alike… No don’t finish that thought.’

The whole time, Zoe has been hiding off to the side recording.

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At breakfast the following morning, Felix brings up the latest news at the table in front of Adrien and Marinette. The cover picture shows the chaste kiss with a cheering Emmy beside them. The headline states ‘Happy Family Celebrates Christmas with a Picnic.’

“So are we going to address this?” Felix smiles knowingly. Adrien shrugs, “I’ve already told Gabriel off when he went berserk over the last set of tabloids. This doesn’t bother me. I think I have made my intentions quite clear. And I’ve told Gabriel about them.” He paused and gave a Cheshire grin, “Besides, who do you think set up the whole affair? I want all of Paris to know how I feel about Marinette and Emmy.” 

Marinette blushes before sobering up, “This could backfire. I suggest at least one of us stay with Kitten at all times. Lie-la or any other psychotic fan could come after her. We don’t know the full extent of her abilities just yet.” She pauses for a moment, remembering something. “Putain! We have the wedding rehearsal tonight.”

Felix steps forward, “I can watch her while you attend. I’m sure I can keep Emmy, Plagg, and Trixx out of trouble.”

Marinette laughs, “I’ll believe that when I see it. You, Felix, will encourage all three of them. Sadly, since it’s Alya’s wedding, Gami and Chlo will just help you stir the pot. So I can’t send them either. I guess I’ll have to have Luka help you. He’ll be here around lunchtime.”

Adrien clears his throat, “Since we are going to the same place, shall we go together, Ma chérie?” He takes her hand and kisses her knuckles, Chat Noir style.

Marinette blushes, again, “Like a date, or as friends?”

Adrien doesn’t release her hand, “I was hoping as a date… But if it’s too much…As friends is fine.”

Emmy stands up and cheers, “DATE!” Behind her, Felix laughs, “Well, there’s your answer. You can’t say no to the Princess.”

Adrien gives a 100-watt smile, “A date it is.” He raises Marinette’s hand to his lips. Before his lips touch her knuckles, Marinette’s pointer finger touches his nose and gently pushes him back. She is smiling at him playfully.

At the Rehearsal

Adrien and Marinette arrive together, smiling and laughing. Luka and Felix hang out in a private room at the hotel venue. Mylene leads Marinette to the Bridal room, leaving Adrien to find Nino alone.

Once the girls are out of sight, Lila slips out and approaches Adrien. She places a hand on his chest, “You don't know, I just like you. And anyone who gets in the way, honey, might get a handful of some shit.” She uses her free hand to try and grab his tie, “I know we all want someone. That's not my fucking problem. But stay near and you'll have nothing to fear.”

Adrien seizes her wrist before it reaches its target, “Lila. Stop!” He takes a deep breath, “I told you, I don’t like you that way.” 

Lila hides her grimace with a smile, “Because it's cut-throat to anyone who comes close. Be mine and everything will be fine. Otherwise, this might get a little messy, I'm sure. Heads will be rolling for the one I adore. This may become a little brutal if I'm honest, but it's anything for you, my dear, I promise.” She leans in for a kiss.

Adrien shoves her back releasing her wrist, “I said, Back Off!”

Lila refuses to give up, “Just turn your gaze away from that sleaze for me. I'm the only one you should see. I'll torture any ugly girl who looks at you. You'd never guess what I'd do.”

Adrien smiles in contempt at the girl in front of him, “You’re crazy Lila. If you want to see the ugly girl who chases me, look in the mirror.”

She walks back over to Adrien, “Oh I promise, they won't be missed, all those skanks, that you might've kissed. I'll come get you, and swear to be good when I check off my rival list.” She forcefully latches onto the lapels of his jacket, “I want to make you happy. It's true, I do. My heart can only love you. You are the only one worthy of me. And I am the only one worthy of you.” She slides her grip down but doesn’t let go, holding the blond in place. Her smile turns maniacal, “I can't imagine her tragic end, your friend. You should give up on her then.  it doesn't matter who comes to say, no way. I promise they won't live another day.”

At this, Adrien can’t hold back any longer. He shoves Lila as hard as he can, sending her across the room. “You lay a finger on Marinette or Emmy and I swear I no one will ever find you. You will be the missing person nobody misses at all.” Standing above her prone body, through gritted teeth, ”You will beg me for your death. But I will only grant it when I am ready.” He turns and walks away towards the Groom’s room.

Lila staggers to her feet, “You can run and, you can hide. But there's no place I won't check inside. So just love me, if you could, because, you are mine. Don't worry 'bout your family, I'm here for you dear. I'll make it perfectly clear, You are mine.”

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Adrien finds Nino’s room. He is going over the Bridal Party line-up. Kim can’t make it because Ondine is about to give birth any day now. Alix is now a floating bridesmaid, so the line-up is:

Adrien X Lila

Ivan X Mylene

Nathaniel X Juleka

Max X Rose

Look at the list, Adrien nearly has an aneurysm. “There is NO WAY in HELL you are getting ME to walk next to Lila! That bitch is psycho. She makes my skin crawl. I swear if I have to walk next to her I WILL vomit.” He takes several breaths to calm down, “Nino. I love you like a bro. But if you make me do this, I will walk out and NEVER come back. I already told you, ma next to Lila is a deal breaker.”

Nino looks pained, “Mec, I know. I get it. Alya set this up, not me. Please don’t bail on me now.” Something catches the DJ’s eye, “Mec, that bracelet. Is it?” He looks around before pulling the blond into a corner, “Is my little Mec here? Turtle?”

Adrien sighs, “Look, don’t say anything. Alya can’t know.” Pause, “But, yeah. I’m the current Turtle holder, so I can protect Emmy.” 

Wayzz floats out, “Greetings, Nino. It has been a while.”

Nino tears up, “I’m sorry little mec. I never meant for any of this to happen. Do you know why Ladybug stopped letting me work with you?”

Wyazz looks at the DJ sadly, “You chose to protect the wrong person by not doing anything.  As Alya was always quoting, ‘All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing.’ And you sir, did nothing. Your classmates suffered due to your inaction. That is not protecting. You failed and ceased to be what the Turtle symbolizes.”

Nino looks dejected, but ugies to Marinette for me? I can see why Ladybug gave Chloe her Miraculous back. Chlonderstanding. “I get it. I’m sorry.” Looking directly at Adrien, “Can you pass on my apology at least started to stand up for Marinette. She helped her through her tough times, and Alya and I… We turned away from her. I feel like utter shit. Emmy is yours, isn’t she?” Adrien just nods yes.

A familiar pink-haired person walks into the room, “So, bubble boy figured you out and finally sees the psycho for what she is? Good to have you back, Sir Whiskers.”

Nino looks over, “Alix! Long time no see. What brings you here today? You’re just a guest now. Kim can’t make it.”

Adrien beams at the newcomer, “Cottontail. What brings you here?”

Alix, “I’m here to help. Other me decided to have mercy on you. I’ll take the place of the Best Man and walk next to Lila. You don’t want to see the other outcome.” She lets out a cachinnate, “Actually, Fluff.” The rabbit Kwami zips out with a mirror. Alix takes it, “Thank you.” She holds the mirror so both men can see its reflection. “This is what will happen if you have Adrien and Lila walk down the aisle together.

Reflection video

Lila and Adrien start walking down the aisle. Her arm is through his elbow as he escorts her with an obvious grimace and stiff posture. His face looks as if he is smelling the world’s stinkiest smell. Halfway down the aisle, Lila reaches across her body with her free hand to stroke Adrien’s bicep. At her touch, Adrien turns to tell her to stop, but instead of words, vomit escapes his mouth.

Scene change

The first dance has finished. It is now time for the Bridal Party to dance. Adrien tries to maintain some respectable distance from Lila. However, Lila has other plans. She insistently invades Adrien's personal space. Her hands begin to roam along his body. She ignores his objections and directions to stop. One of her hands cups his ass, while the other attempts to tangle in his hair and pull his head down for a kiss. Emmy comes running out from under a table. A cry of “Caws Out,” leaves her mouth as she transforms into a mini female Chat Noir. Getting close to the Honorary couple, the toddler leaps and speaks again, “Cat-a-cysm.” Her hand sparkles with black particles moments before it goes claws deep into Lila’s chest, disintegrating the woman. Her transformation drops. Emmy then turns to Plagg and the two fist bump with a “Pound It,” before cackling loudly.  Marinette can be heard from outside the view, “Emeline Marie Noir-écarlate! What did you do?”  The Kwami and Toddler share a look before sharing two slices of purple camembert. Emmy transforms again into Astro Kitten. Looking at her mom, “Time to take him down.” As the toddler superheroine flies off, Marinette is calling in The Crew.

End video

Nino, “Oh shit!”

Adrien looks apprehensive, “Cottontail, who would she be going after?”

Alix gives a knowing smile, “The Butterfly Holder.”

Chapter Text

A fiasco is brewing in the Bride’s room. Marinette can be heard all the way in the lobby, “For the last fucking time, I AM NOT jealous of Lila! I despise her because she lies. And you know how much I hate liars. That is the ONLY reason I dislike her. She has tried time and time again to ruin my life. She stole ALL my friends, with lies, that ALL of you believed. I HAD to make new friends, otherwise I would have been left with no support.”

Alya crosses her arms, “She didn’t steal your friends. YOU turned against US.”

The door opens to reveal Luka, in a custom suit. “Really Alya?” He enters the room, arms crossed, “So I was hearing things back during terminale when Jules and Rose were brushing Marinette off? Canceling all their plans with her because, and I quote, Lila was worried about being bullied by Marinette. But I ask you, when have you seen any of this bullying? When have you seen Melody bully anyone for that matter?”

Alya drops her arms and looks affronted, “Lila has shown us all the evidence, the bruises, the texts, the pictures, the notes.”

Luka steps forward and looks at her condescendingly, “I mean with your own eyes. Have you actually watched Melody cause any of these injuries, seen the texts on Melody’s phone, compared the handwriting on the notes, or done anything close to what Lila has been claiming she has done? Have you ever verified ANYTHING Lila has said? Like you keep asking Melody to do?”

Alya looks apprehensive, “Well, no… But… But… Lila had proof. Why would she lie?”

Marinette shakes her head looking constrained, “Alya. You and the girls are the ones who constantly pushed me to confess to Adrien. All of you came up with those hair-balled schemes. At one point, I even told you I was trying to help Kagami win him back. Why be jealous of Lila, but not Kagami.” She takes a haggard breath, “I told you after Kuro Neko that I wanted to move on and be with Chat. You knew I was actively pursuing a relationship with him.” Luka looks at Marinette, jarred, the question blatant on his face. Marinette lets out a suspire, “Luka. She already knows.”

Luka stumbles back, aghast at what the revelation means. He whispers, “Since when?” He moves to comfort the dejected bluenette.

Marinette keeps her eyes on the floor, her voice full of guilt, “Gang of Secrets. I NEEDED to tell someone. Especially after we had just broken up.” Luka holds the girl tightly, murmuring reassurances in her ear. The bluenette scoffs and continues chagrined, “Even knowing that I was Ladybug, she still believed Lila over me. She continued to push me to confess to Adrien. Hell, she even tried to get me to confess AS Ladybug a few times.” She rolls her eyes in a vexed way, “But she always chastised me for wanting to be with Chat. Anytime I tried to bring up what an amazing partner he was, and how much he truly seemed to care for me, she would belittle him or the situation.  All of this while having the gall to complain that I was jealous of Lila, her connections, her closeness with Adrien.

Alya gave a defiant look, “But you were head-over-heels in love with Sunshine for three years. How do you get over that?”

Marinette steps away from Luka, “I spent that same amount of time getting to know my partner, while I was in AND out of the mask. Chat saw both sides of me and loved both. Adrien never saw me that way. He asked for my help to date Kagami. Merde, I even dated Luka. That is how I realized I was falling in love with my partner. I told you all of this.” Marinette gives Alya an exasperated sigh, “Back in New York, I was more upset about losing Chat over losing Adrien. I told you about Cat Walker. Merde, you were there with me when Chat ghosted me two years ago. I told you about the night I spent with Chat… In full detail.” The bluenette begins pacing, “But it’s still Lila this, Lila that, Lila says. Always Lila, Lila, Lila!” Her face contorted in rage, “You still have ALL of her interviews up on the Ladyblog, even her claiming to be Ladybug’s best friend. But where is Ladybug’s video to Chat?! You left it up for what, a month, maybe two tops. How was he supposed to find out that he was a father?!”

Alya shrinks in on herself, seeming to be penitent, “How did you know that?”

Marinette faces away from her former friend, closing her eyes in shame, “I would check every other day. You were my only way to reach him, to tell him he has a beautiful daughter. That I still loved him and was waiting for him to return.” A cough interrupts her. Looking up, three new figures are standing in the doorway; Felix, Emmy, and Adrien.

Emmy runs to comfort her mom, “Mommy!” The toddler gives Alya a very cat-like hiss. Plagg and Tikki take protective stances, hovering close to Marinette. The twin cousins look highly annoyed and downright pissed. Felix moves first, taking a few steps towards Alya. “I think that is enough Cesaire. We’ll be taking the Bug home now.” He gives a malicious smile, “Before we go, someone wants to speak with you. They are highly displeased with you.” He pats his vest pocket and out comes a very unhappy Trixx. Alya looks confounded and downright shaken up, “Trixx?”

The Kwami flies into her face, enraged, “How could you?! I thought you were doing better than this. What happened to see past the manipulations and illusions? You were doing so well during the last year of school. You supported Ladybug. But then when your best friend needed you the most, you believed the worst of her, of LADYBUG! You believed the illusions, the imposter!” The fox Kwami vibrated in anger, “Who do you think comforted the Guardian after the weekly fights with Volpina or Copy Chat?! VOLPINA, the imposter who kept hurting your supposed best friend.” They look over at Luka, “Sass. How many times did Ladybug die or almost die at their hands?”

The snake Kwami slowly emerges, “I would rather not say.” His holder looks resolute, Luka’s voice icy like never before, “Between three and seven times each fight. At least while I was present, AND if you don’t count the Akumatized illusions.” Pause, “Blanc ALWAYS got her earrings. Typically it was done via feigning an injury, flirting, or outright kissing her. Copy Chat didn’t know enough to imitate Chat enough to fool Ladybug. Volpina studied every fight and video she could on Chat. The Akumatization added to the charade, giving some false memories or some similar shit. We among The Crew ALWAYS tried to prevent Him. If you don’t believe me, I can show you the body cam footage. I have days' worth saved on our cloud.”  His voice steals even more, if possible, “Don’t forget the fight that sent her into early labor either. She fought all three, Copy Chat, Volpina, and Chat Blanc, alone.”

Felix and Adrien both tense and let out a low, menacing, “What?” Spoken in unison.

Luka darkly chuckles, “I was too injured to fight. Copy Chat managed to use his Cataclysm to bury me under a building. I could watch, but not move. Volpina used Bee’s insecurities to create an opening. Then using her flute, Volpina nearly broke Bee’s neck. Copy Chat and Blanc used their claws to rip Wyvren apart physically and their taunts emotionally. This led to a seven-month pregnant Ladybug unifying three Miraculous, two of which are the most powerful ever and can have dire consequences on a fully healthy adult if unified. Heaven only knows what could have been the worst-case scenario with a pregnant teen. Marinette was lucky. She could have lost the baby, the fight, and maybe even her life.” Pause, “But you, Alya, got to see it all. You recorded the entire fight. Live streaming from start to finish. And I bet some viewers saved some of the Second Chance footage. You did nothing but hide and record.”

A menacing growl reverberates through the room. Felix has a hand on Adrien’s bicep. Adrien bristled like a cat. If he had any fur, it would be standing on end. His nails have lengthened into claws and his canines into fangs. “That’s what happened?! I watched that fight with Zoe. She had to sit on me to keep me in New York, literally. How could you just watch that fight and do nothing? Knowing that Ladybug was Marinette. WHY?! You just hid and recorded as your best friend fought for her life. So I ask again, WHY?!”

An angry chirping comes from Tikki. “It’s because she believed Lila over Ladybug.” Alya pales at this realization. But the Kwami doesn’t let up. “Plagg and I told her and Chloe that it was Chat’s child she was carrying. But no, Lila had to go and run her mouth, saying it was some random man’s child. That hussy called my holder ‘a lady of the night,’ but with more provocative and not-so-nice terms.” Tikki hovers out where everyone can see her, “Lila is the Maid of Honor. But who has done ALL the work? Alya, when was the last time you spent any time with Marinette? Have you even paid her for all the work she has done for your wedding? She customized ALL the outfits for the whole Bridal Party, set up the catering and cake, and planned the entire event.”

Alya looks half embarrassed and half offended, “She offered, and everyone knows you don’t have to pay friends.”

Luka vibrates and a soft rattling can be heard. “That is bullshit. Jagged paid three million for his wedding. Melody said he was getting a family discount, otherwise, he would have tried to pay five.”

Marinette gives a melancholy look at Alya, “Maybe you don't like talking too much about yourself, but you should've told me that you were thinkin' 'bout someone else, a new best friend.” She scoffs, “You're drunk at a party or maybe it's just that your car broke down. Lately, your phone was off for a couple of months, so you're calling me now that you need something. She let you down, so you turn to me.” Luka places a hand on Marinette’s shoulder. The bluenette continues, “Took a while, I was in denial when I first heard that you moved on quicker than I could've ever. You know that hurt.  I swear for a while I would stare at my phone just to see your name but now that it's there, I don't really know what to say.” Adrien places his hand on her other shoulder for more support. Marinette’s eyes blur with tears, and her voice cracks, “I know you. You're like this when shit don't go your way. You needed me to fix it and like me, I did. But I ran out of every reason why now.” Her anger is evident now, “Now suddenly you're asking for it back! Could you tell me, where'd you get the nerve? Yeah, you could say you miss all that we had but I don't really care how bad it hurts when you broke me first. Keep Lila, but you lost me.”

Felix clears his throat, facing Alya, “I think it's time for us to leave. Marinette will be there tomorrow for the catering and as a planner, maybe as a guest. However, I WILL be there as her assistant, and her plus one if needed.”

Adrien removed his hand and turned to Emmy, “Come on Princess.” He picks up the toddler and holds out his hand to Marinette, “Come on My Queen. Let’s get the two of you home.” Marinette smiles at him and kooks her arm through his elbow. The trio walks out of the room looking every bit the family that they are.

Luka smiles, “I’ll fix dinner when we all get home. How about Croque Monsieur?” 

Felix smirks as he slides an arm around Luka’s waist and escorts him out, “I think that would be wonderful. We have some Soupe à l'Oignon left over from a few nights ago that should go well with it.”

From ahead Adrien hollers, “That sounds like a cheesy good dinner to me. Soups on.” Marinette rolls her eyes and covers her chuckle with a groan. 

That night Adrien calls Nino, “Hey man. Sorry, but shit hit the fan with your wife. She push Marinette over the edge this time. I think their friendship is over for good this time. Did you know that Alya believes Lila over Ladybug? I am very disappointed in her over what I learned today. Hell, even Trixx, her old Kwami told her off. Alya knew Ladybug was pregnant with Chat’s, my, child. She posted Ladybug’s confession of it to her blog but deleted it not even two months later. Add to that, that she sat by and watched the whole Miraculous Crew get incapacitated and Ladybug nearly killed by Volpina and two Chat knockoffs.” Pause, “I could have lost my kid AND My Lady in that fight. And all Alya did was watch and record it.” Pause, “Yes she was a civilian, but she knows who Ladybug is and that she could have gotten a Miraculous to help. Or she could have talked to Lila… I mean Volpina. She could have done something, anything… I’m sorry man, but after tomorrow, I don’t want anything to do with Alya ever again.”

Chapter Text

The Wedding.

As Adrien, Marinette, and Felix arrive, shrieks can be heard. “What do you mean I have to walk next to Alix?! She is a woman. I am the Maid of Honor, so I should be walking next to the Best Man. Not another woman!” 

Felix looks at his cousin, “How did you dodge that bullet?”

Adrien smirks, “Cottontail. They helped me talk to Nino… And showed him what would happen if I had to walk next to the she-devil.” Marinette raises an eyebrow. Adrien laughs, “Let's just say Plagg and Emmy can be very protective.” The three share a laugh as Nino walks over, “Mecs, you made it. Thanks for still coming. I am so sorry about Alya, and my own parts. I’ll try and keep her and Lila in check.” He leads the trio to the alter room.

Marinette awkwardly gives him a side hug, “I’ll manage. But it means a lot to know you see the truth now. I accept your apology, but reserve my right to forgive.”

Nino nods, “Of course. We weren’t the best to you… It’s good to see you with my bestie though. You two make a great couple.” The pair mutter their thanks blushing. A scream rips through the air gathering everyone’s attention. Storming her way from the Bridal Room is Lila, in a torn dress. With fake despondency, “I cannot believe she made my dress so cheaply. All I did was bend over and the seams of my gown ripped.” She wails with her fake tears and cries. “I can’t believe she hates me that much… To… To sabotage my dress.”

Alya can be heard from within the Bridal Room, “It’s okay girl. We can fix it or get you a new, better dress.” 

Lila stops her sniffling, “Really, Alya. It’s not too late. I don’t want to ruin your Wedding. This is YOUR special day, after all. I just can’t believe Marinette would be so petty as to obstruct your Wedding.”

A soft voice speaks from the Bridal Room, “But Lila, Marinette didn’t have anything to do with your dress. Jules and I bought it for you.”

Another voice mumbles, “Rose is right. I have to receipt here from where we had it altered for you.”

Rose, “Your dress has been with me for the last month. I made sure Marinette was never near it… Because you don’t seem to like her very much.”

From the Alter Room Marinette sighs, “I’ve got this.” She pulls out her emergency sewing kit, including a portable sewing machine heading to the Bridal Room. “Rose, Juleka. Can you please help Lila out of her dress so I can repair it? If it’s just the seams, it will be a quick fix. If not I will see what I can do.”  Thirty minutes later, Lila is procession ready. Marinette leaves to ensure that the guys are getting ready and that everything else for the Wedding is running smoothly, leaving Alya, Lila, Rose, and Juleka to get their hair and make-up done.

Felix spent this time helping the men get ready in the Groom’s Room. Alix jokes around with the guys as everyone gets dressed. They don’t seem bothered changing in front of the men. Nathaniel expresses his regret at abandoning Marinette. He was too caught up with Marc and school to realize what his friend was going through. As a contingency, Adrien and Felix exchange clothes pulling off the old switch-a-roo before Felix makes his way to Marinette in the alter room. The pair make certain everything is in order for the procession.

Once all is in order, Felix goes to get the Bridal Party. Alya allows him entry upon his knock. The door opens, “I am here to escort you lovely ladies to your guides.”

Lila latches onto his arm like a vice, “Adrien. I knew you would come for me. That whore can never keep us apart. I’ll make sure to catch the bouquet so we can have our wedding next.” She tries to smile at him coyly, but it only makes Felix gag before laughing. The girls look at him confused. “Sorry, Lila. How can you say you love him when you can’t tell me apart from him?”

Rose and Juleka laugh. Alya, “Sunshine, you okay?”

Felix laughs again, “Again I say sorry. You seem to be confusing me with my cousin.”

Juleka shakes her head, “Nice one, Felix… Can anyone tell the two of you apart?”

A voice comes from the hall, “Marinette did. After the last time Felix tried to impersonate me, She started picking up on our cues.” Adrien rounds the corner looking smug. “I still wish you hadn’t deleted her video, Fe. I could have saved us a lot of time, and pain.” 

Felix shrugs, “I did what I did. Punishers Trio was fun though.”

Adrien rolls his eyes, “Maybe for you. But then Bug did give you a good right hook to the jaw.” Pause, “The guys are waiting for you.” As they prepare to walk the bride down the aisle, Adrien slips around the side and stands next to Nino.

The Procession and Ceremony begin. Alix takes a seat in the front row after walking Lila down the aisle. The vows are short but sweet. Adrien passed the ring to Nino to put on Alya. After Alya’s vows, she turns to Lila for the ring. Lila looks grief-stricken as she ‘searches’ for the ring. Alya glances at her nervously. Lila sobs, “I. I. I gave it to Marinette.” Eyes dart around to find the bluenette. Before words can be exchanged, Felix steps forward, holds out the ring box, and whispers, “I found this in the Bridal Room.” Alya looks relieved as she opens the box and places the ring on Nino. 

After the ceremony, everyone heads to the Reception. Once there Felix and Marinette find they don’t have seats… And Adrien is sitting next to Lila. The blond immediately finds his friend. “Nino, I am trying my best NOT to mess up your day. But I am not sitting next to her. And where are Felix and Marinette supposed to sit?”

Nino looks confused but after glancing around he catches on quickly. “Sorry, Mec. I’ll fix this. Just give me a moment.” The DJ goes to find his wife, who has changed into a more comfortable dress. “Als, love. What is going on?” She gives him an ingenuous smile. “You sat my man next to the one person he is actively trying to avoid. And you left out seating for two of your guests. Who, I might add, are doing a lot of work on this Wedding for us, for free. What all has Lila done for us or to better our wedding?” 

Alya looks at him guiltily, “Well she is my Maid of Honor. She has been a huge emotional support for me.”

Nino rolls his eyes at this, “Yeah. And Marinette has been your Wedding Planner. She worked out ALL the details, hired who we needed, catered WITH the cake, altered the majority of the Honorary Party’s clothing, and handled all the other details. Yet you have her standing in a corner?! In my eyes, Marinette has provided all the duties that should fall on the Madi of Honor, other than the Bachelorette Party, which you excluded her from. What has happened to you Als. You aren’t acting like the woman I fell in love with.” Pause, “I won’t make you try and fix things with Marinette. And I won’t make you cut off Lila. BUT I don’t want to hang around her any longer. She is causing you to alienate the person who used to be our best friend. The person we called Our Everyday Ladybug.” Alya goes to speak but Nino cuts her off, “I don’t want to hear anything about Lila or you putting Marinette down.” Pause “Now if you will excuse me, I need to go fix what you did.” The Moroccan guy goes back to the party to find someone who can fix the problems. He runs into Marinette, who stops him “We have a problem.”

Nino takes a deep, labored breath, “What now?”

Marinette twists her hands together, “The photographer just left. He said the Maid of Honor told him he only had to stay for the ceremony, not the reception.” She looks at the floor in embarrassment. Adrien walks over, “I have the whole conversation recorded, if you need it.” Nino nods yes before Adrien continues. “I can step in as Photographer. For no pay of course.”

Nino looks at him relieved, “Thanks Mec. I’ll find a way to make it up to you. I just finished talking with Alya about everything she and Lila have done lately. But this takes the cake.”

The wedding DJ (Not Nino) calls over the speaker so that everyone can find their seats as the meal is about to be served. Marinette makes herself busy. Adrien grabs his camera and gets to work. Felix takes Adrien’s seat. Five minutes after the food is served, Lila begins faking an allergic reaction, blaming Marinette for not paying attention to her allergies. The bluenette wastes no time and stabs the brunette with an EpiPen. “Should I call Service d'Aide Médicale Urgente or take you to the les urgences?” Lila begins to sputter, “No. I’m fine now. I can stay.” Marinette shrugs, “If you are feeling fine enough to stay, then don’t hold it against me later… And I cross-checked everything with your list of allergies. If I missed something, sorry. I’ll place you and the special diet plan for the rest of the meal.” She walks away from the brunette. The rest of Lila’s meal is as bland as one of the school's special allergen-free meals.

After the meal, it's time to toss the bouquet. All the female guests gather on the dance floor as Alya turns her back and tosses the flowers. Lila manages to discreetly knock several of the other girls down using an empty bottle of wine on the floor as the girls gather. Marinette stands off to the side, not even bothering to try to catch the flowers. Rose and Juleka have other ideas and gently pull her closer to the group of remaining girls. Lila does not seem happy about this. She slides closer to the bluenette as Rose and Juleka guide her into the group. Once the rivals stand side by side, Alya throws the bouquet. Lila carefully camouflages her actions as she trips Rose, Juleka, and Marinette into the remaining girls and catches the flying flowers. Lila ‘topples’ with the girls, holding tight to the bouquet. Her crocodile tears begin, “I’m sorry. Marinette tripped me.”

Rose looks at her, “It’s okay. No one is hurt. But I don’t think Marinette is the cause. Jules and I had firm grips on her at the time.”

Juleka, “Maybe you tripped on your dress. The mermaid skirt is a little tight. It looks hard to walk in, especially when in heels… I should know. I’ve modeled those kinds of dresses before and I wore one at my father’s wedding.” Lila huffs in annoyance. The brunette then takes the flowers over to Felix, thinking he is Adrien. “I caught the bouquet. That means we’re next darling. Your father and I have already planned most of the wedding. We just need a few decisions from you.”

Felix gives an angelic smile before taking the flowers from her, “Again, dear. You have the wrong cousin.” He tosses the flowers at Marinette, “Kitty Kat, catch.” The bluenette looks shocked as the flowers fall into her hands. She blushes as Adrien snaps his pictures of the toss before scooping the girl up in his arms. He whispers in her ear, “Does this mean we’re next then?” Marinette squeaks and her blush deepens as many guests hoot and holler.

The wedding DJ interrupts once again, “Hey, hey people. It’s time for the First Dance. Will the Bride and Groom please take the stage?” Taylor Swift’s ‘Lover’ plays. Alya and Nino enjoy their first dance as husband and wife as Adrien catpures the moment. Next is the Father-Daughter dance followed by the Mother-Son dance. Perfect by Ed Sheeran starts up as the DJ announces that it’s time for the Wedding Party to take the dance floor. Lila tries to drag Adrien out, nearly knocking his camera out of his hands. Lila, “Come on, Adrien. You’re the Best Man and I’m the Madi of Honor. We have to dance now.” 

Adrien clutches his camera tight after the close call. “Lila. I’m here as the Wedding Photographer, since YOU sent him away. Alix took over my duties as Best Man. Go dance with them and let me do my job.”

Overhearing this, Alya looks hurt, “Lila. You sent my photographer away early? You said it was a mix-up in the contract.”

Lila stutters, “It. It. It was a mistake in the contract… Why would I lie to you? Marinette handled everything. She is trying to set me up.” Alya ponders this for a moment. “Just dance wih Alix. They were the one to walk with you. You can dance with Sunshine later.” Pause, “I want pictures of this dance, please.” Lila reluctantly agrees. Five dances later she goes to ask Adrien to dance, only to see him begin to escort Marinette onto the floor. Seething, the brunette grabs a glass of wine and makes her way onto the dance floor, alone, next to the couple. She strategically bumps into another dancer, spilling her full glass of wine all over the bluenette. Felix and Adrien whisk the girl away into a changing room. Planning ahead, Marinette had brought a back-up dress just in case anything happened.

As the party winds down, guests begin to leave. After half of the party-goers are gone, Adrien, Felix, and Marinette start to pack up. Adrien is at a side table in the hall packing away his photography gear when Lila approaches him. She tries to hug his waist from behind, sliding her hands up his chest. She jars the camera out of his hands sending it across the table. Adrien lunges for it, but Lila tries to hold him in place. Just before it hits the ground, Marinette dives for it, pulling it close to her chest. Her body hits the table knocking a vase over on top of her. The vase shatters upon impact. One of the shards embeds deep in her side as others scratch her back and limbs.

Adrien growls in outrage, shoving Lila off, into the wall. The brunette’s shout of pain combined with the sound of her body hitting the wall, hard, draws the attention of the bride, groom, and their guests. Alya shouts Lila’s name. Nino shouts Marinette’s. Felix reaches the bluenette just as Adrien picks her up and cradles her close, “Felix, grab my shit… Please. We are leaving, NOW.” Nino is not far behind Felix. Both men can see the hint of fang as Adrien speaks. Nino aids Felix in gathering the gear before following the man holding the wounded woman. 

After placing Marinette in the back seat, Adrien turns to the Groom, “Thank you for having us and for your assistance. You’re a good friend, Nino. I wish you the best with Alya… I’ll keep you updated on Marinette.” Nino nods his thanks before heading back to the party. Felix climbs in the front seat while Adrien sits in the driver’s.

Marinette stays in the hospital overnight for observation. Felix pays for a private hospital room so that he and Adrien can stay as well. The blond CEO also calls Luka, Chloe, and Kagami to fill them in. They agree to watch Emmy overnight.

Marinette waits for the blonds to fall asleep before she walks over to the window. Looking out at the rain over the rood-tops reminds her of Chat. She contemplates her relationships with Adrien and Chat. With Chat gone, she doesn’t have to choose between the two. But it still hurts her heart to think of her missing partner. Can she move on that easily?

Thinking out loud, “I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house.” She harumps, “That don't bother me. I can take a few tears now and then, and just let 'em out. I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while even though going on with you gone still upsets me.” She sighs, “There are days every now and again I pretend I'm okay. I can’t let ShadowMoth get me.” She leans in and places her forehead on the window, “It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go. But I'm doing it.” Pause, “It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I'm alone.” She backs away, “Still harder getting up, getting dressed, living with this regret. But I know if I could do it over, I would trade, give away all the words that I saved in my heart that I left unspoken.”  Moving a chair over to the window, sitting in it, and staring out, “But that's not what gets me. What hurts the most was being so close, having so much to say, and watching you walk away. Never knowing what could've been and not seeing that love in you is what I was trying to do.” Her voice barely a whisper, “I miss you Minou. Should I move on? Is that what you would want?”

Two blond guys listen and watch as the woman drifts off back to sleep. Adrien moves her back into the bed and looks at Felix, “I need to tell her, soon.”

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Marinette was discharged from the hospital the next day but was put on light duty because of her side injury. She ended up getting stitches. Once home Tikki assures her that she can still fight transformed. Chloe shadows Marinette until lunch. After lunch, Kagami takes her turn to shadow the Bluenette.

Adrien enjoys his time ‘babysitting’ Emmy. The father and daughter play, watch movies, and just generally spend time together. Both adore their nap time together. On this day though, Adrien waited for Emmy to fall asleep before calling to Plagg. The Kwami nods and brings over a phone. Adrien opens the phone and pulls up a video. Plagg looks remorseful, “Tikki and I saved the video before Blogger Girl could remove it.” Adrien scratches the Kwami gratefully, “Thanks, Plagg.” He hit play on the video.

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Ladybug is sitting in Alya’s room. She rubs her gloved hands together in a nervous gesture. She looks directly at the camera, “It's been seven weeks and fifteen hours since u took your love away. I go out every night and sleep all day.  Chat, I miss you. Please reach out to me.” Pause, “Since you’ve been gone I can do whatever I want. I can see whomever I choose. I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant. But nothing… I said nothing can take away these blues.” Her look turns pleading, “We shared something magical that night. It's been so lonely without you here, like a bird without a song. Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling. Tell me, Kitty where did I go wrong?” Her eyes mist over. Thanks to the selfie lights aimed at the heroine, the glare can be seen. “I could put my arms around every boy I see but they'd only remind me of you. I went to the doctor and guess what he told me… I’m pregnant, mon minou. You’re going to be a dad.” She is openly crying at this point. “I’m moving into the penthouse with the baby, to wait for you. All the flowers that you planted in the backyard died when you went away. I know that being with you was sometimes hard… But I'm willing to give it another try. Nothing compares to you.” She takes a minute to gather herself. Alya passes her some tissues to use. Ladybug closes her eyes and takes a deep breath. Her eyes open, “Once the baby is born, I will leave your ring and them with your Princess, in the penthouse. I will wait for you at our spot on our normal patrol days. That’s twice a week. I don’t care how long it takes, I will wait for you…” Pause, “Till the day you return or the day I have to pass on my earrings.”

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Adrien growls with anger. “How could Alya do this? Why does she believe Lila so easily and fully?”

Plagg shakes his head, “I don’t know Kid. I don’t know.”

Emmy stirs from her morning nap, “Daddy.” Nuzzling close in his lap, the toddler purrs. An alarm brings the two out of their trance. Climbing off the bed Adrien prepares the child to go out. “Time to go eat lunch with mamma, little Kitty.” Emmy squeals in excitement before getting dressed. The pair make their way to Marinette’s boutique. Chloe is manning the cash register. “Here to take our girl out on a date?”

Adrien grins, “Of course. Kitten and I want to spend some time with her… And make sure she doesn’t overdo it. She is on half sick leave, having only been out of the hospital for a day.”

Marinette shouts from the back, “I AM taking it easy. I’m working on the designs for a new commission!” The three blonds up front laugh.

Adrien bellows back, “We’re here to take you to lunch. Come on Bug.”

Marinette huffs as she emerges from the back office. “Fine. I’m coming.”

Chloe gives a smirking laugh as Adrien makes a quiet remark, “That’s what she said.”

Marinette gives him the Ladybug Glare, the one she would give to Chat when he made an inappropriate joke during battle. The blond guy rubs the back of his neck sheepishly, shrugging a ‘sorry’ before the family makes their way to the up-scale cafe a few blocks away.

The Maître d' seats the family in a semi-private area. Emmy is very well-behaved and polite. Most of the other patrons are impressed. She orders a sparkling apple cider, Fromage de Saison as a starter, and for her entree, Pâtes Curvi Rigati au Homard. ( Seasonal Cheese; Lobster Curvi Rigati pasta) The garçon asks, “Such a polite Princess. I must know, who taught her her impeccable manners?” 

Emmy places a hand over her mouth and giggles, “If I want Uncle Fe to play tea party with me, I must play the part.”

Marinette clears her throat, “Emmy here is our gifted little Princess. She is a little prodigy tutored by the Graham de Vanily heir, the Bourgeois heir, and the Tsurugi heir.” Her look at the child has a hidden message, ‘too much, dial it back.’ The toddler looks at the garcon, batting her eyes, “Dame Blanche, paw-weese?” The poor waitstaff feels a weakness in his knees, “Aawww.” He takes Marinette and Adrien’s orders before leaving.

The family manages to eat their meal in peace with only a few comments like ‘What a beautiful Family,’ or “Look at how happy they look.” Adrien nods at them and mentions ‘how he loves his Kitten.’ Dessert is served. Emmy is five-bites-in in her ice cream when a tall, skinny, barbie wanna-be approaches their table, “Adrien? Adrien Agreste! I knew I recognized you. It’s me, Christiane Auclair. We modeled together during Fashion Week three years ago. Then you danced with me four times at the after-parties.”

Emmy looks at the woman saccharinely, “You know Daddy?” Adrien tries to hide his snicker with a cough. Christiane looks at the child incredulously, “You can’t be Adrien’s child. Everyone in The Industry knows he is childless.” Pause, “You have the looks, but I refuse to believe it. He has been in the States for the last few years and you, child, are too young to be his”

Marinette seethes at the woman looking down at her daughter. Adrien clears his throat, “Excuse me mademoiselle, but I kindly request that you don’t speak to MY daughter that way.” He stands, “As it has been stated in the news, I am awaiting the paternity test results.” He looks at Emmy, “But results aside, Emmy IS my daughter by heart.” He looks back at the woman, “If you keep speaking down on her and spreading the falsehood of her family, I will take you to court for libel and slander.”

Christiane looks taken aback, “But. But. But I could provide you with a perfect, biological heir. I am an elite, like you. We could be a perfect power couple, taking the media by storm. I am a thousand times better than Rossi or whoever this is.” Adrien responds with one icy word, “Leave.” The woman stalks off in aggravation. No one notices when the black butterfly merges with her necklace. Standing near the front door of the cafe, the elite female model transforms into a wolf woman. Her howls can be heard several blocks away. “I am Pack-Bonder. I can make and break any familial bond.”  The Akuma shoots her ‘howls’ at groups of people turning love into indifference and indifference into love. 

At the first howl, Marinette books it for the bathroom to transform while Adrien ducks under the table, dragging Emmy who is holding her dessert. He transforms under the table not noticing the Creole woman watching him from the shadowed corner. Ningame scabbles from under the table and places a Shell-ture around the table. He shouts, “Plagg, protect Emmy if anyone breaks the dome.” Plagg floats through the table to stand on top and eat some of the cheese Emmy left, “Got it Kid. I’ll protect OUR Kitten. Go help your Bugaboo.” Ningame dashes off to join the fight. Once he is gone Plagg turns to face the shadows, “So you gonna come out, Blogger?”

Alya steps out of the shadows, “What did you mean about the Kitten?” 

Having finished her ice cream, Emmy crawls from under the table, “Hi.  My name is Emmy… But everyone calls me Kitten. Plagg is my Kwami daddy. I am a human with Kwami powers. I can use both Chat Noir and Ladybug’s powers. I am more intelligent than I should be for my age.” Pause, “That being said, can you guess who my mommy and daddy are?” Looking thoughtful, “No. I don’t think you can. Since you’ve been told who they are, but refuse to believe it.” Alya blanches but Emmy doesn’t let up. “I feel sorry for you husband. You choose to believe a villain over a hero. That makes you no better than a villain in my eyes.” She chuckles darkly, “You’re lucky Daddy put this shield around me. It is the only thing keeping you safe from me.” Emmy unsheaths and licks her claws, keeping eye contact with Alya the whole time. “Emmy,” Plagg chastizes the toddler. “Don’t toy with your mark.”

The toddler pouts momentarily before smiling, “She isn’t worth my time anyway. I don’t have to do anything to her. As long as she continues the path she is on, she will lose everything.”

Alya looks intimidated and slightly confused, “So you are Ladybug’s daughter? And your father IS Chat Noir.” Long pause, “But it was Adrien who hid you under the table. And he has Wayzz now. Does Nino know?” Plagg and Emmy look at each other and bust out laughing. Alya looks at the two affronted, “What is so funny? You said your dad is Chat Noir, not Adrien!” Recognition flashes in the Creole woman’s eyes, “No! Adrien can’t be Chat Noir. He can’t be your father. I refuse to believe it. Lila and Adrien are in love. I’ve seen it.”

The Miraculous Cure floods the room. Emmy sneers, “Do your research. Believe the fraud if you want. It’s your future, your downfall.” Pause, “Cataclysm!” She disintegrates the shield and makes her way to her parents.

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Adrien wakes up the next morning to utter chaos in the kitchen. Marinette is cooking and baking up a storm, all while muttering something about skinning a fox. Emmy laughs gleefully, “Uncle Fe in trouble.” She runs off to watch her morning cartoons.

Walking up behind the bluenette, Adrien wraps his arms around her waist, “What has my cousin done this time?” He chuckles lightly, his breath hitting her ear.

She pauses, shakily sighing, “Felix will be here after lunch… I. I. I have to fit him for his costumes for the new movie.” She coughs, “He is playing…” Adrien can feel her whole body tense as her voice goes tremulous, “He is playing the new Chat in the Live-Action movie Astruc is working on.” Before continuing, Marinette turns and buries her head in Adrien’s chest. “It’s ALL Felix’s fault.”

Adrien is stunned for a moment, “New Chat? But obviously not Kitty Kat. What all did he do?”

Marinette looks up at the confused blond, ”He. He found some of my old sketches and designs. Astruc loved them. Especially once he read the synopsis.” She buries her head back into his chest, only deeper this time, mumbling. Adrien can only catch two words “Cat Walker.” A high-pitched, breathy, “What?” escapes his mouth in response. Marinette mistakes his response. Looking back at him trembling, “I refuse to endorse it, as Ladybug. But I had already signed the costuming contract before I learned to plot. I thought it was going to be more like the animated movie you voiced.”

A cocky laugh comes from the door. “Come on Little Bug. I happen to love the plot.” The couple turns to see Felix standing in the doorway between the kitchen and living with a Cheshire grin. “Luka can be quite the romantic. After all, it’s one of the reasons I fell in love with him. I must say, he really outdid himself with this one though. The Trilogy is magnificent.” He walks towards Adrien and Marinette. “The offer still stands, you know. Astruc wants you to play the part of Ladybug. Clara suggested it.”

The bluenette stalks over to Felix, poking him hard in the chest. “You know damn well I can’t play Ladybug, you sly little fox.” She uses finger quotes on ‘play Ladybug.’ Felix chuckles, grabs her chin, and leans in, face-to-face with Marinette. Their noses nearly touching. “Are you afraid of the script? The last scene, maybe?” Marinette growls as her fist connects with Felix’s gut. The blond grunts, “Fuck.” He rubs the impact sight. “I forgot about your right hook.”

Adrien snorts at his cousin's pain. “What’s the last scene and plot? Who is Cat Walker and how does he fit in?”

Felix gives Adrien a ‘you aren’t fooling me’ look. “Luka decided to take inspiration from current events, in a way. Noir, fed up with all the rejections from Ladybug, decides to give up his ring. Ladybug gives it to her civilian crush, who becomes Cat Walker.” Marinette is as red as her Ladybug suit while Adrien is trying his damnedest to hold his shit together. Plagg can be heard cackling. Felix looks like a comic villain who has just won, “The two develop a relationship and date as heroes. During a particularly long battle, Ladybug accidentally reveals herself when her transformation times out. Walker sees it. This leads to the pair dating as civilians and deepens their connection. Their love makes them stronger in battle.”

Tikki slips out from her hiding spot, “That makes sense, two halves of a whole, stronger together. It’s also true. But Plagg and I never said anything because we didn’t want to pressure our holders.”

Plagg pipes up, “Speak for yourself, Sugarcube. The chaos of those two was fun, for the first two years. But then it got tiring watching those two chase after each other.”

It takes everything Felix has to not burst out laughing. “As I was saying. Noir notices this and in a fit of jealousy, steals the Tiger Miraculous. When transformed, his suit is similar to his Chat Noir one and he uses Clout like his Cataclysm. It becomes a three-way battle from there. Moth Ass fighting Bug and Walker. Noir fighting Moth Ass and Walker. The only thing Noir wants is the Bug. He wants to steal her from Walker.” He faces Adrien and smirks. “As for the final scene, Bug and Walker stand atop the Arc de Triomphe telling all of Paris that their love makes them stronger than ever and they will save Paris no matter what. Then as if to prove it, they share a deep, passionate kiss.”  He turns his cocky grin on Marinette, “Are you sure you don’t want to play my Bug, Purrincess?” The bluenette hisses at him and prepares to throw another punch. Adrien on the other hand, coughs to cover up his growl, “So what happens in the second film?” Plagg’s cackles mix with Tikki’s giggles.

Felix turns back to Adrien, “You’ll love this one. Noir manages to kidnap the Bug after a battle. He holds her hostage in his apartment. Of course, her transformation drops, and he falls deeper in love. She gets to see a new side of him as he takes care of her, domestically. He cooks, cleans, and talks with her, explaining his painful past. There are a few spicy scenes as things develop. While Noir woos Bug, Walker recruits Bee, Dragon, and Snake to help fight Akumas and look for the missing Bug. Throughout the whole film, Noir never drops his transformation… At least until the end. Walker finds Noir’s apartment. The two cats fight, waking up the sleeping bug. She stops the fight claiming that she loves them both. Tearfully the Bug exclaims that she can’t choose between them.” Felix locks his stare locks onto Adrien’s. Green eyes locked on Green. “In unison, both cats say she doesn’t have to. Both drop transformation to reveal that they are the same person.”

An alarmed, flabbergasted Adrien yelps a “What?" and “How?”

Felix breaks the stare with a shrug, “That goes into the third film. Due to damage done to Chat’s ring, his personality is split in two, his hero self and civilian self. The Team works together to fix the Black Cat Ring and make the hero whole again. Then they all defeat Hawk Ass.” He sighs with false distress, “Sadly, I’ll be playing both Cat Heroes. It would be nice if I had a double to take on one role… Or share both.” The Chat Noir grin that spreads across his face looks slightly out of place, “I’ve been trying to get into character lately, studying the past videos of the heroes.”

Marinette rolls her eyes in a very Ladybug-like move, “You’re being an asshole. Why did you even take the role?”

Getting into character, Felix takes her hand and kisses the knuckles, “Other than my looks, impeccable acting skills, and slight inside knowledge?” He releases her hand, “I wasn’t the first choice. Clara Nightingale, who is the film composer, suggested two teens who starred in her music video. Regrettably one turned her down and the other was out of the country.” He faces Adrien and gives him a daring look, “So dear cousin, do you want the job?” He slowly walks around Adrien as if inspecting him, “Imagine, you in an authentic, detail-oriented Chat Noir costume created by our Bug.” Adrien shifts self-consciously as Plagg cackles gleefully. Marinette shuffles around the kitchen antsily muttering, “I’m gonna skin a snake.”

Emmy re-enters the kitchen with her dishes, “I like Daddy with Sox.” Behind her is Luka. The musician shifts, “What did I do this time to warrant a skinning?” Felix walks over and kisses Luka rather passionately. Emmy’s cough causes the two to break apart. Felix coughs, “I was trying to convince my cousin to assist me with my roles in the movie.”

Luka laughs, “I like that idea. And Melody can play Ladybug.”

Seeing his chance, Adrien speaks up, “I’ll do it if she does.” He meets Marinette’s gaze, pleading silently with her to accept. She appears reluctant, “What about Emmy? She is testy with strangers.”

Luka looks at the toddler, “I can help watch her. She can help me and Clara work on the music for the film. Chloe and Kagami can look after your shop and you can take a break from commissions. All filming will be done here in Paris… As a single mother, the company and crew will be more than happy to accommodate you and Emmy. Who knows, the Kitten may make friends. And the pay is quite considerable. Think what Dad wanted to pay you for his wedding, only repeatedly over a few years.”

Felix adds his two cents, “You can always capitalize on the copyright and merchandising rights… Or use this opportunity to branch out or advertise yourself.”

Marinette looks at Tikki, who is half in the cookie jar. The red Kwami grins, nods, and gives a ‘go for it’ look. A look of triumph crosses Felix’s face, “We have the Goddess’s approval.”

Marinette resigns, “Fine. I’ll do it.” Facing Luka, “So, what gave you the inspiration for the story?”

Luka shrugs, “Cottontail helped. She has a website dedicated to Ladybug and Chat Noir stories. They range from fluff to downright spicy.” Adrien blushes, “Sp. Spicy?” Luka motions for Felix to escort Emmy out of the room. Once the toddler is gone, “Rooftop grinds in suits, disappearing suits.” Marinette and Adrien turn away and blush. Luka continues, “Claws ripping suits. Yo-yo tie-ups. Lucky Charm handcuffs. A vibrating baton… Sometimes I wonder if it’s fiction. I mean they can see the future. Chat and Bug from other timelines isn’t out of the question…” He whistles, “The saving Blanc tale was… Entertaining. The positions, the.” Marinette’s hand is over his mouth before he can finish. “Luka!! One more word and I’ll take Sass back, then hang you from the Eiffel Tower.”

From the living room, Felix laughs, “Your Ladybug is showing!”

Marinette stomps off, “I’m going to take a fucking shower.” After she shuts the door, a blue portal opens up. Older Bunnyx steps out. She picks up Adrien’s phone and enters a website. “Here ya go, Kitty. Enjoy the juicy stories. I’ll let you answer the question of their authenticity.” She winks before stepping into the burrow and closes the portal.

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The lunch meeting goes well. Astruc is ecstatic that both Adrien and Marinette agree to take the roles of Chat Noir and Ladybug in his movie. He promises a flexible filming schedule and assistance with caring for Emmy. The toddler is even welcome to come on set if needed. Filming begins on Monday, January 9th.

New Year's Eve rolls around. Chloe holds a party at her hotel. The whole former class shows up. Chloe escorts Kagami, while Felix arrives as Luka’s date. Adrien arrives with Emmy as Marinette helps Chloe set up before the party.  Lila shows up thirty minutes late with Alya and Nino. This is because Nino and Alya almost get into a fight. After all, Alya wants to bring Lila. Adrien is on the dance floor with Emmy when they arrive. The song is Bob Carlisle’s Butterfly Kisses, at Emmy’s request. The toddler is standing on his shoes, holding his hands as they dance. Lila makes a beeline to the duo as soon as she spots them. “Adrien! I’ve been looking for you everywhere. Where have you been? May I cut in?” Pause, “Oh what am I saying, of course I can cut in.” Emmy growls as Lila attempts to move the child away.

Adrien twists away and turns his back to Lila, “Sorry, Lila. But I am dancing with my daughter. She requested this song for us, after all.”

Lila fumes, “But she isn’t your daughter. Why are you so persistent in claiming this misbegotten brat? You can have any woman in Paris, yet you are bewitched by a fille de joie who’s looking for a single mom’s discount. Everyone will start to think you’re a swing pusher.” Without warning Adrien drops Emmy’s hands, turns, and slaps Lila full force on her cheek. The momentum is enough to knock the brunette to the floor. For once, real tears begin to fall down her red face. Chloe and Kagami rush over, scoop up Emmy, and rush her out of the party room to find Marinette. Felix, Luka, Alya, and Nino rush over. Nino stands next to Adrien, “You okay, Mec?” Alya checks Lila over before facing Adrien, “What the Hell was that for Agreste?”

Adrien takes on the smirk he used as Chat Noir to taunt the enemy, “Was it too Agreste-ive? Sorry, not sorry.” He pauses and looks at Nino, “You may want to control your wife before she says something we may ALL regret.”

As Nino reaches for Alya, she dodges him. “I don’t think so. He just hit my girl, my bestie. What is up with that? All she wanted was a dance.”

A sneer forms on Adrien’s face, “It insulted Marinette, Emmy, and myself.”

Alya looks shocked, “Did you just call Lila an it?”

Felix contemptuously laughs, “So you can hear and pick up the context.”

Alya looks indignant as Nino mutters, “Low blow, Mec.”

The blonde CEO simply rolls his eyes as he pulls out a sheet of paper. Handing it to Alya, “Read it out loud.”

Alya looks confused, “This is the owner history of Marinette's penthouse. The previous owner was A.A. Graham de Vaniliy. So what?” Felix passes her his identification card. “This says your name is Felix Fathom-Graham de Vanily.” Pause, “Why is your last name similar to the name on the list?”

Felix rolls his eyes before answering sarcastically “Oh, I don’t know, maybe because Graham de Vaniliy is my mother’s maiden surname. The same as Adrien’s mother.”

Alya, “What does Adrien’s mother have to do with this?”

Felix gives her a deadpan look, “Damn you are slow on the uptake for a supposed reporter. A.A. Graham de Vanily, Adrien Agreste-Graham de Vanily.”

Alya gives him an ‘yeah right’ look, “Sure. Whatever. That is so outlandish.” Nino tries to conciliate the crowd, “Alya. Think about it, babe.”

Adrien cuts him off, “It’s not that improbable. Need more ammo… I mean info to shoot your foot with? Here, read this, out loud, if you will.” He hands Alya a formal document.

The color drains from Alya’s face as she scans the document. “The alleged father cannot be excluded as the biological father of the tested child. Based on the analysis of the STR loci listed above, the probability of paternity is 99.99999999%”

Adrien looks triumphantly, “I AM the father. Now you can pick up the narcissistic psychopath and usher it away before I call security.”

Alya gives him pleading looks, “But Lila had proof of your relationship.”

Luka holds in a laugh, “Alya. What proof? Emails? I can show you the correspondences between Melody and Adrien. Emails, video chats, texts, and even a few phone calls.” Pause, “How about that beautiful confession our security cameras caught? Something about falling in love with a best friend. Or let's go back sooner. You know who Melody is AND you know who Adrien is.” Alya nods. Luka continues, “Emmy informed me about your spying. Who is Chat Noir’s Princess? I know you know this. Melody would complain to me often about how you discouraged her from befriending or pursuing him romanticly, preferring her to court Adrien.”

Nino catches on, “Oh yeah! You helped Lila AND Marinette chase after my best bud. But what does Lila always call Chat?”

From the floor, Lila pipes up, “What does that flea-bitten alley cat have to do with this conversation?” She pauses as everyone stares at her, “Yeah, I hate that stupid tomcat, so what? He is nothing more than a lousy, second-rate, player of a side-kick.”

Adrien rolls his eyes, “And THAT is another reason I want nothing to do with It. Anyone who looks down on Chat Noir that much, will NEVER be able to carry on a relationship with me.” He gives a disgusted look to Lila. “I need to go take care of my Purrincess and Kitten. We have two hours to kill before the countdown.” He walks off to find Marinette and Emmy calling security to haul off Lila.

Felix smirks, “Looks like my cousin prefers the baker girl. Not that I blame him. She’s sweet as sugar, spicey as a Pepper X, and a beast in the sheets.” Pause, “But I still prefer my Music Man.” Luka chuckles before kissing him, “I agree Song Bird.”

Lila huffs, “See! I told you she was a whore. I bet she only sleeps with them for their money. Look at who all she has fucked. Chloe, Kagami, Felix, Adrien, and whoever her baby-daddy is, they are all rich. Hell, I think she only fucked emo guitarist here because his dad is Jagged Stone.”

Felix growls, “Now listen here, you strumpet. Keep talking like that and I’ll have my lawyers on you like vultures on carrion.” Lila gives a confused look, “Huh?” Felix rolls his eyes, “Carrion, a carcass.” Still no awareness. Felix is exasperated, “Carcass, carrion, corpse, dead meat.” 

A soft voice comes from Luka’s shirt pocket, “I would call you a dumb bitch, but that would be an insult to Barkk. I know for a fact that Baker girl was into my holder AND the model boy for years. That love triangle was fun to watch.”  Luka snorts, “Sass.”

Alya, “You have a Kwami?” Pause, “Wait! Has Adrien always liked Marinette? Why did she date and sleep with so many others then?”

Nino looks at his wife, “Babe, what happened to you? When did you get so wrapped up in Lila? You even diss ME for her. I told you not to invite her tonight. Lila is like a permanent third wheel in our relationship. You even gave her a room in our new apartment. I’m starting to think you may be cheating on me with her. I’ve had enough, Babe. Are you gonna bring Lila on our honeymoon?”

A pained look crosses Alya’s face, “NO! Never. She’s just a friend.” Nino looks hurt, “Just a friend? Like Marinette was just Adrien’s friend back in Lycee? Or like Chat was just a friend to Ladybug?”  Security arrived to remove Lila from the premises. The brunette struggles and argues that she has every right to be there before looking at Alya for help. The Creole woman looks torn. Nino sighs, “Take tonight to think about everything. I’m going to go apologize to Marinette and see if I can stay here for the night, maybe longer.” He turns and walks off in the direction Adrien went. Luka places a hand on Alya’s shoulder, “You need time to think about everything. The Liberty is open if you need a place to stay. Lila can’t stand Chat. Adrien is Chat. Melody is Ladybug. Chat has always chased his Bug or his Princess. Melody has always loved Adrien and Chat. And Emmy is the child of Ladybug and Chat.”

Alya takes a ragged breath, “I’ll go home, alone, and think about things. And I’ll do my research.” Dejectedly, she leaves.

The Crew, Nino, and Emmy all gather for the countdown. “10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Happy New Year!” Felix kisses Luka. Kagami kisses Chloe. Adrien dips Marinette before catching her lips in a long, deep, passionate kiss. Nino grins and takes pictures of his best buds, “Finally! You two are a couple. You deserve it.” Breaking the kiss Marinette blushes.

Adrien looks deep into her eyes, “I see the questions in your eyes and I know what's weighing on your mind. But you can be sure I know my part. I'll stand beside you through the years. You'll only cry those happy tears and though I'll make mistakes, I'll never break your heart.” Marinette almost whines. Adrien places a finger on her lips to keep her from speaking. “ I know you’re waiting for him.” Pause, “But still, I'll give you everything I can. I'll build your dreams with these two hands. We'll hang some memories on the wall. When there's silver in your hair, you won't have to ask if I still care, 'cause as time turns the page, my love won't age at all.” He kisses her gently this time. “I’ve waited this long, so I can wait a little longer. I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky. I swear, like the shadow that's by your side, I'll be there.  For better or worse, 'til death do us part, I'll love you with every beat of my heart.”  

Plagg lands on Marinette’s shoulder, “Kid, did you just propose?” Marinette buries her face in Adrien’s shoulder as the blond cries out, “Plagg!” The Kwami just laughs and looks at Marinette, “I like this one, Pigtails. He’s a keeper.”

Marinette steadies her breath, not looking Adrien in the face, “I’ll wait till Emmy’s second birthday for Chat. If he doesn’t show back up, then I’ll be yours, Adrien.”  Pause, “But you have to understand, a part of me will ALWAYS love Chat.”

Adrien pinches her chin and tilts her face up to meet his eyes, “I don’t want you to stop loving him, just love me the same as him.”

The bluenette smiles, “I think I can do that.” Pause, “Now let’s get the Kitten off to bed.”

Emmy groans, “But I’m not tired.” She proceeds to yawn causing everyone to laugh.

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Everyone spends Sunday, January 1st catching up on sleep. Adrien gets to share a bed with Marinette and Emmy for a day of cuddling. Monday is back to work as usual. Luka has his music. Felix has his business to run. Chloe and Kagami take business classes at a local University while working/running the Style Queen Paris Division. Nino crashes at the Penthouse for a few days, trying to make things up with Marinette.

On the other side of town. Lila enters the atelier without even bothering to knock. “We need to up our game if we want Adrien back under our control.” Gabriel looks up, indicating that she should continue. “We need to remove Maritrash and her brat, permanently.”

Natalie looks shocked for a few seconds before her poker face is back in place, “We can’t kill people, especially a child.” She faces Gabriel, “The child IS your biological grandchild after all. I have seen the reports and have copies of the paternity test. And as per the Law, your son DID go through the courts.” Gabriel appears taken aback and gasps. “I have a have a grandchild? That little girl is genuinely Adrien’s daughter?” Natalie nods and slips him a copy of the paternity test. 

Annoyed, Lila goes on, “Fine. I’ll leave the child alone. You can grant me the power I need to remove the mother while obtaining the Miraculous’ for you. Then we can send the willful brat to a prestigious reform school.”

Gabriel hums and nods, “I have heard the child is quite the little prodigy. Do you have powers already in mind? We know Dupain-Cheng has the Ring. But we still need to get the Earrings from Ladybug.” Pause, “And no harm can come to Adrien or the child. I won’t expect you to raise her, but she IS my first grandchild. Emilie would be upset if I hurt her.” He smiles, “They even have similar names.”

Natalie, “I am uncomfortable with this. I want no part of a plan which involves the death of anyone, much less a young woman. One whom your son has declared his love to. I’ll take my paid vacation until this is over.” She walks over to the door, “I’ll see you in a week.” Shutting the door behind her, Natalie sighs uncertainly, wondering what she should do in this instance. As she leaves, she hears Gabriel tell Lila to be ready tomorrow just after lunch for the attack. Back in her room packing, She places a broach she managed to snag on her jacket. A small peafowl Kwami floats around her. “You seem troubled Mistress.” Natalie sighs again, “Duusuu. He wants to actually kill someone this time. I think I want out. Emelie wouldn’t want this.” 

The Kwami hugs her cheek. “Mistress Em wouldn’t want anyone to die for her.” Pause, “Once you come back from your vacation, I can take you to the Guardian.” A shocked Natalie’s jaw almost hits the floor, “You… You can do that?” 

The Kwami nods, “I can distinguish something that hasn’t happened in a thousand years or so.” Pause, “But please don’t tell Master. He would do terrible things to them. They are young and need protection. If they act out, they can end the world.” Natalie nods, “I promise, Duusuu. I won’t tell Gabriel.” The two finish packing and slip out of the mansion. By nightfall, they are in London.

Tuesday, Adrien awoke a ball of nerves. ‘Tonight,’ he thinks, ‘I’ll reveal myself to her.’ Marinette has already headed to her boutique to work on the costumes. Adrien feeds Emmy her breakfast of crepes with passionfruit and chocolate spread. “Emmy, would it be alright if I took Plagg’s ring tonight after you go to bed?” The toddler looks at him filled with excitement, “You gonna tell Momma?”

Adrien nods, “I hope to reveal who I am tonight. Then, maybe we can be a family. I’d like to ask your mom to marry me so I can be your dad in every way possible, out in the open.” Emmy responds with an enthusiastic, “YES!” Talking it over with Plagg and Wayzz, the four plan all the details and make preparations. Come lunchtime, the quartet makes their way to Marinette’s boutique for their scheduled date.

The date goes fantastically, with a small picnic in the park. Adrien and Emmy prepared and packed everything. Adrien even had a short playlist for some dancing. Dancing with his lady, he whispers in her ear, “They read you Cinderella and you hoped it would come true, that one day your Prince Charming would come to rescue you.” He spins her, “You like romantic movies. I know you said you will never forget the way you felt when Romeo kissed Juliet. All this time that you've been waiting. Well, you don't have to wait anymore.” Marinette blushes as he holds her close, opening his heart to her. “I never make a promise I don't intend to keep. So when I say forever, forever's what I mean. I'm no Casanova but I swear this much is true, I'll be holdin' nothing back when it comes to you. You dream of a love that's everlasting. Well, baby open up your eyes.” 

She sighs, “Adrien. We’ve already had this talk.” The blond just gives her a love-sick smile, “I would make you my world, move Heaven and Earth if you were my girl. I will give you my heart, be all that you need, and show you you're everything that's precious to me. If you give me a chance, I can love you like that.” He rests his forehead on hers, closing his eyes, “You want tenderness. I’ve got tenderness and I see through to the heart of you. If you want a man who understands you don't have to look very far. I know you better than you think.” With encouragement, the flirty blond steals a kiss from his Lady at the end of a romantic ballad. Emmy and Tikki barely hold in their excited squeals. Plagg is Plagg, acting disgusted but actually happy for the couple. 

After the lunch break, Emmy and Adrien drop Marinette off to finish her work. They get several blocks away before they hear the scream. The two face each other and speak in unison, Adrien, “Marinette!” Emmy, “Momma!” Scooping up Emmy, Adrien books it back to the boutique. There they see an Akumatized Lila, head-to-toe camouflage, including her skin. Tikki stops Adrien and Emmy from getting too close and being seen by her.

“I am Entraptor. I will capture and eliminate everyone in my way.” She faces Marinette, who to trapped in a clear bubble that is being filled with a green gas. “Hand over the Black Cat Ring and I may let you die peacefully.” 

The bluenette glares at her, “Never. I don’t even have it anymore.” She sends out an SOS on her phone to the Crew before passing out.

Entraptor screeches, “NO!!!! Where is the ring?!” Pause, “That brat must have it.” A purple butterfly mask appears over her face. “I don’t give a damn. Do you want the Miraculous or not?” Pause, “I thought so.”

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Plagg grabs the ring from Emmy, looking at Adrien, “Kid. You need to transform and save her. If she stays in that gas too long, it will kill her.” Emmy nods, “Daddy, save mommy.”

Determination fills him as he places the ring back on his finger. It feels so right like a piece of him that was missing has returned. With his trademark Cheshire grin, “Plagg, Claws Out.” In a flash of green, the transformation rushes over him and fills him with a nostalgic exhilaration. Look at his daughter, “Emmy, you stay here.” He gives her the Turtle Miraculous. “Wayzz, keep her safe.” The turtle Kwami nods, “With my life.” Chat looks to Tikki, “Come on Little Lady. Let's go save your holder.” Tikki nods and zips into his hair holding onto one of his faux ears as they rush to Marinette. He arrives at her side just as Queen Bee, Wyvern, and Kurama land and get hit by Entraptor’s bubble traps. All four look ecstatic to see him. Chat first frees Kurama, instructing him to use his illusions as a distraction. Next, he frees Wyvryn, then Queen Bee. Queen Bee, “Good to have you back, Chat Noir… Venom!” She stabs Entraptor. 

Chat nods to acknowledge her as he frees Marinette, “Cataclysm!” The enclosure around Marinette disintegrates. The feline hero catches her before she falls to the ground. “Wyvryn! Can you use your water to wake her up? Kurama, find the Akumatized object. But wait for Ladybug to arrive before you destroy it.”  Both listen. 

The water brings Marinette back to consciousness. She looks at the man holding her, “Chat? You’re back?” He grins at her, “For now, at least, Purrincess. It’s up to M’Lady if I get to keep my ring. Right now I’m only borrowing it.” The bluenette grabs his bell and pulls him in for a deep, passionate kiss. Both moan into the other’s mouth and adjust to get closer until a cough interrupts them. 

Viper, having just arrived, gives the two a shit-eating grin, “Eh-hem. We need Ladybug.” Marinette blushes and hurriedly climbs out of Chat’s lap. “I’ll go get her.” She runs off, transforms, and rushes back.

While she is busy, Chat turns to the Crew, “I’ll meet her tonight. But I need to get back to Emmy.” He dashes off to the alley he hid the toddler in and de-transforms.

Ladybug looks around, confused, “Where did Chat go?” 

Kurama hands her the Akumatized object, “He had something important in his civilian life to get back to.” Ladybug looks a little crestfallen. Viper assures her, “He said he’ll try and meet you tonight.”

The spotted heroine perks up a bit. “Okay.” She breaks the Akumatized item, purifies the butterfly, and casts the cure. “Wait! How did Chat get his ring? Kitten had it.” Pause. “That means Chat has met his daughter…” 

Plagg zips over, “Easy Bug. I gave the ring to him and then gave it back to Kitten afterward. Wait until tonight when you meet him to freak out.” Taking a deep breath, Ladybug calms down. “Okay. Alright. I can do this.” Pause, “Ah, shit. I have to get back to work. Bug out.” She dashes off to de-transform and get back to her boutique. The Crew laughs before heading back to their civilian lives as well.

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Dinner is tense that night. Marinette is full of nerves, flitting around the penthouse like a ladybug. Everyone can tell she is on the verge of catastrophizing. Luka pulls her aside after the evening meal while everyone else is watching Mulan with Emmy. “Melody. Calm down. Your inner tune is all over the place tonight.”

The bluenette appears to be on the verge of tears, “Luka, how can I calm down? I kissed two guys who claim to love me, within the same hour. Granted they could be the same person. But I don’t know that for certain.” Her tears threaten to fall. “What if they aren’t and Chat doesn’t want Emmy around Adrien? What if one of them gets super jealous of the other? Emmy is head-over-heels in love with Adrien. She calls him Daddy. What if Chat gets mad… And wants to take her away from me.” The bluenette begins pacing in earnest. Tikki tries to calm her down, “Does any of that sound like Chat or Adrien?”  Marinette shakes her head no. The Kwami goes on, “Marinette. You need to calm down and look at this rationally.”

Luka steps in front of Marinette. She walks into him on accident, he pulls her close and hugs her tight, “You’ve got this, Melody. I promise everything will go fine. Talk to both guys. If they love you enough, then they only want you to be happy. Who knows, maybe they would be willing to share you.” Marinette laughs softly, “Like the four of you?” Luka nods, “Yeah. We can all be a big happy family. Adrien has already indicated that he is willing to share you with Chat.” The musician winks causing Marinette to blush. “Okay. You’ve calmed me down. I’m going to go get ready for tonight.” She heads off to her room with Tikki to plan her outfit.

Luka heads back to the living room. Adrien looks at him, “Is she alright?” Luka gently smiles, “She is just worked up, afraid that she will have to choose between Chat and Adrien or that the two will fight over her.” 

Adrien tries to suppress his laughter, “Is that all?” Luka respires, “She is also worried about how the two will handle Emmy… Since she calls them both Daddy.” 

Chloe, “That girl worries too much.” Kagami nods in agreement while Felix chuckles, “Deep down, she knows both are the same person. This will all be over by morning.”

Emmy shifts in her father’s arms, “Watch movie.”

After saying good night to Emmy, Marinette transforms and heads off to the meeting spot, a secluded rooftop with an awesome view. Five minutes after she leaves, Adrien puts Emmy to bed. The Toddler, with a little help from Plagg, slips the Black Cat Ring into his pocket. Plagg waits for the blond to transform with Wayzz before hitching a ride to the meeting place, unnoticed. Ningame lands quietly and watches Ladybug as she monologues and paces. “Okay. I know they are similar, but that doesn’t mean they are the same person… Oh, could I be that lucky? Both Adrien and Chat seem to care about me, in and out of my mask. All the clues point to Adrien being Chat. Blanc would make more sense. As would everything else, like the card, the Penthouse, and the video. There are other clues as well.” She finally stops and stares off at the Eiffel Tower. “Chaton.” Sigh. “We were oceans apart. Day after day I slowly go insane. I hear your voice on the line but it doesn't stop the pain. If I see you next to never, then how can we say forever?” She closes her eyes, “I took for granted, all the times that I thought would last somehow. I hear the laughter, I taste the tears. But I can't get near you now. Oh, can't you see it, Kitty? You've got me going crazy.” She opens her eyes, tears ready to fall. “I wonder how we can survive this romance. But in the end, if I'm with you, I'll take the chance.” She hugs herself, “I know that kiss. My heart says both my loves are one and the same. Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. Kitty, whatever it takes or how my heart breaks, I will be right here waiting for you, my Prince. I’ll wait for you to reveal who you are to me.”

Ningame steps out of the shadows, “Ladybug, Marinette.” She turns to face him as he drops his transformation. Grinning like a loon, “Buginette, do you mean it? Do you truly love both sides of me, like I love both sides of you?”

Ladybug runs into his arms, “Adrien! What are you doing here?” Pause. “Wait! What did you call me?”

He cocks his head and gives her a playful smile reminiscent of a kitten, “Would you rather I call you Bugaboo? Or how about M’Lady?” He leans in to kiss her, a deep purr resonating in his chest. Ladybug kisses him back. While the two are preoccupied with their make-out session, Plagg slips out and slides his ring back on Adrien’s finger before hiding with Wayzz. 

Breaking the kiss, Ladybug gazes into his eyes, “You truly are my Chaton.” She giggles as he nuzzles her neck, whispering into it, “It has been so hard not telling you. But I wanted you to love both sides of me, the way I love both sides of you.”

One of her hands slips down his chest, past his waist, and rests on his groin. “Mmmm.” she hums, “Something else seems to be hard.” The blond groans, “M’Lady.” Ladybug chuckles and doesn’t remove her hand. “How long have you known… My identity, that is.”

Pulling all his senses together, “Since you faced that Senti-Chat Blanc, in front of your boutique… I was on a video call with Felix at the time.” Pause, “We saw and heard your reaction to him. From there, all the puzzle pieces just fell together.” Emerald eyes plead with sapphire ones, “What about mine? How long have you known who I am?”

Ladybug titters, “I guess I put all the pieces together after you left. But I kept talking myself out of it.” She takes a deep breath, “Just ask Tikki. I think I drove her up a wall. I never said anything in front of Plagg, though. I was sure he would either confirm or deny what I was saying. Emmy’s reaction to you cemented everything.” She sniffs, “I’m sorry you missed so much with her.”

Adrien comforts her, “You tried, sent me pictures and updates. I am here now.” A gleam lights his eyes as he grinds into her hand, “We can always try again.” Ladybug blushes and calls off her transformation. Before him, she stood in a red sun dress with black spots. She blushes as she feels him twitch under her hand. Looking at him through hooded eyes, “Like what you see?” His response is a low growl as his arms snake around her waist and pulls her flush with his body. Their lips meet gently first. Then his tongue pressed between parted lips in ticklish kitten licks. Her lips part as her tongue darts out to meet his. Their kiss intensifies. Her knees go weak and he holds her up. He pulls back, breathless, “Shall we go somewhere more private, M’Lady?” Gathering her wits, she leads him inside the abandoned apartment in the building they were standing on.

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The room was sparse, holding only a mattress on the floor. Clothing was shed as they made their way to the makeshift bed. Looking deep into his eyes, she pulls him down on the mattress with her. Wrapping her legs around his waist as he falls, “Chat, Adrien, Make me yours.” He lets out a growl as he dives in for a passionate kiss, swallowing her moan and sinking deep into her core. Her arms wrap around his neck. His hands grip her ass and hips. Dizzy with ecstasy, the two meet thrust for thrust, bodies glistening with sweat. They fall into a heated rhythm, quickly crescendoing to a primal release. Climbing higher, she throws her head back. Seeing his opening, he trails kisses, licks, and love bites across her jaw and down her neck. Feeling his orgasm fastly approaching, he sucks and bites her pulse point pushing her over the edge. She screams her release, her core milking him, extracting his climax. His load erupts deep into her womb as her name bursts from his mouth. Coming down from their high, the pair cuddle up close for a short time, a soft purr emanating from his chest.

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Sitting in the rafters are two voyeurs and a grumpy cheese gremlin watching the act. A glint of silver catches Tikki’s attention. “Plagg! You little shit. When did you put the ring back on him?” Plagg flinches at her tone, “Umm… While they sucked face.”

Wayzz contemplates before speaking, “Do they know?”

The Cat Kwami shakes his head and grins, “Nope.” He pops the P.

Tikki gasps, “But you know what will happen now!” She pauses and looks him over. “You planned it, " she accuses. "You want them to have another kitten… Why?”

Plagg shrugs, “Sugar Cube. I’m tired of them playing this cat-and-mouse game. Now they have no choice but to settle down and tie the knot.” Pause, “You know they need the push.” Tikki and Wayzz sigh. The former speaks, “I hope you know what you’re doing, Stinky Sock.” 

After watching the cuddling for ten or so minutes, the Kwamis fly down and remind the holders that they have a nice comfy bed at home. The pair smile, nod, transform, and make their way home. Once in the bedroom, they drop transformations. Adrien lets out a sigh, “I’ll see you in the morning, Purrincess.” 

Marinette grabs his wrist, “Wait. Stay with me tonight.” He looks ecstatic and nods enthusiastically.  She looks down bashfully and notices his ring. Holding his hand up to his face, “Umm. Did you do this?”

Shock and rattledness cross his face. “I swear, I didn’t know. Emmy had it when I left her.” He pauses, his face mimicking a tomato, “Do you think I had it on when we?....” He gulps audibly, trying to gauge her reaction. “I know I said we could try for another kitten, but I meant sometime in the future.”

Marinette lets out a deep breath, “What’s done is done. We’ll know in two weeks. Until then, we just have to let The Crew know and take precautions.” Looking into his eyes, she leads him to the bed. “No matter what, I want to spend my present and future with you, Adrien Chat Noir. I love you, both sides of you.” The pair cuddle up close, settling in for the night.

He lets out the breath he didn’t know he was holding, “That’s what I want to, Buginette. My MariBug, I have always loved both sides of you too. It just took me a while to realize it.”

A scratchy voice breaks their happy moment, “See Sugar Cube. I told you it would be fine.”

Exasperated, Adrien calls out, “Plagg. You put the ring back on my finger. When?”

Plagg floats out of reach, “Kitten said she wanted her family whole, so I did what I did to make the two of you act.” A red blur tackles the cat Kwami, “You stupid Stinky Sock. You could have waited until after they consummate their rekindled love.”

Assent evident in her voice, “Tikki, as I said, what’s done is done. We’ll deal with the fallout in the morning.”  Suspiring, “It’s alright. Plagg, Tikki, come and rest with us. I can’t entirely agree with Plagg’s actions, but there is nothing we can do about them now.”

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Adrien wakes up entangled with Marinette in her bed. He sighs happily, nuzzling her neck, trailing kisses up her neck and along her jaw. His actions rouse the woman in his arms. Her eyes fluttered open, “Kitty.” She leans into his caresses. An ecstatic squeal from the door draws their attention. An energetic blonde toddler rushes in and leaps onto the bed. “Mommy! Daddy! Together.” The family dissolves into cuddles, tickles, and laughter.

An hour or so later, Marinette calls an emergency team meeting. Thirty minutes after that, the whole team is sitting at the dining room table. Marinette and Adrien sit side-by-side with Emmy sitting in both their laps. Luka pulls Felix into his lap, while Kagami leans on Chloe. 

Chloe speaks first, “Given all the spots and how close the three of you are now, the reveal had to have happened. So we now have a cat instead of a turtle?”

Both Marinette and Adrien blush as Emmy giggles. The bluenette clears her throat, “That is part of the reason I called this emergency meeting.”

Adrien holds up his hand to show his Miraculous, “Last night Plagg decided to slip the ring back on my finger… Without my knowledge. I was preoccupied.”

There is a brief silence. Kagami speaks up in her stoic way, “Was it before or after you fucked?”

Marinette’s hands leap to cover her daughter’s ears, “Kagami!! There is a child present.”

The fencer looks sheepish, “Sorry. So was it before or after… Intimacy?”

Adrien coughs, “Before.”

Recognition flashes across Chloe’s face. “Ah sh…” She feels Marinette’s glare. “Sugar cookies. So what do you plan to do?”

Luka hums, “You know something we don’t.” It’s not a question.

Marinette saves the heiress, “If Creation and Destruction are intimate when both wear their Miraculous, conception is guaranteed.” She blushes at the implications.

Felix shakes his head chuckling, “So what you are saying is that you are knocked up?”

Adrien scolds his cousin, “Felix!” Said cousin only shrugs and asks, “What? Am I wrong?”

Marinette backs up her love, “Felix, you could have phrased it better… But yes, within two weeks I WILL be pregnant.”

Felix looks a little smug, “I’ll handle Astruc and filming. We can get a body double to stand in as your civilian self for filming and start those scenes when you are too big to continue.”

Marinette agrees, “That sounds good. I suggest filming the fighting scenes first.”

Adrien pipes up, “This also means we have a time limit on defeating Moth Ass.” He takes a deep breath. “Over this week and next, I’ll have those of you who have them, start transferring your shares of Gabriel to me.” Three of the ocupants nod. “Kagami, you can go tomorrow. Chlo, you transfer on Saturday, Felix, on Tuesday. Then on Thursday at the start of the business day, Aunt Amelie and my spy will transfer their shares and Board Memberships to me.”

Kagami smiles with pride, “By the next board meeting that Friday, you will have majority shares of your father’s company.”

Felix laughs, “Damn cousin. You’ve plotted a hostile take-over of your father’s company on a Friday the Thirteenth.” Adrien just smirks and nods. Felix continues, “I want to be a fly on the wall at that meeting.”

Adrien laughs, “So why don’t you join me, cousin?”

Felix gives a feral grin, “I’ll low-key film it for everyone.”

Kagami, “So that takes care of his personal take-down.”

Luka coughs, “So what about Lila?”

Adrien coughs. Emmy looks up at her mom and says, “Momma, I’m hungry.” Marinette sighs, “Okay, Kitten, let’s go get you some food.” She leads the little one into the kitchen.

Once the pair are out of earshot, Adrien continues. That is where I need some help.” He pauses, “I plan to propose to M’Lady on the Tuesday after my take-over.”

Chloe jumps up happily, “Finally!”

Luka chuckles, “So, how will that handle Lila?”

The cat hero grins. “I plan to make it a Media Frenzy, a Hot Top Search Topic, complete with full live coverage.”

Kagami, nods knowingly, “That will cause Lila to scramble to cover her tracks. Since she is still spouting her nonsense about her upcoming nuptials with you to anyone willing to listen.”

Chloe gives a half smirk, “Knowing that liar, she will get Akumatized, willingly.”

Felix adds his two cents, “And we will all be there waiting to record and expose her. We can transform and take her down before she does too much damage.”

Kagami continues his thought process, “Catching her willingly getting Akumatized and wreaking havoc on camera can get her arrested.”

Adrien gives his signature Cheshire grin, “That’s the plan.”

Thinking about it, Luka speaks up, “Song Bird and I will tail her. We can record her from a safe distance.” Everyone nods, accepting their parts,

Adrien continues, a little downcast. “There is one small issue… I need to head back to New York for two days to pack up my shit. Normally I would have Zoe do it, but there are things I don’t plan to keep and I have to sign some paperwork. I leave tonight and will be back Sunday morning. After all, filming starts on Monday.”

Throughout the day Marinette works on the final costumes for the movie, most having already been completed. She only needed to finish hers and Adrien’s.  After lunch, she helps Adrien pack. Just in case, she packs a set of power-ups for Plagg.

Suitcase full-packed, Adrien pulls Marinette into his arms. “I know we’ll only be separated for a few days, but I’m gonna miss you, Maribug. You and Emmy.”

Marinette curls into his arms, “You know I'd fall apart without you. I don't know how you do what you do. Everythin' that don't make sense about me, makes sense when I'm with you. You’ve always understood my ramblings, even when I couldn’t understand what I was saying. You are my cherished Partner. I had to recruit an entire team just to make up for your disappearance.”

A rumbling purr erupts from Adrien’s chest. “Trust me, M’Lady. I understand completely. Like everythin' that's green needs sunlight, I need you. But it's more than one and one makes two. If we put aside the math and the logic of it, you gotta know you're wanted too. I fell for you the moment you told Moth Ass to shove it. Even though you were scared and uncertain, you stood up for what you believed in, and what was right. Then I slowly fell in love with the woman who told off someone she thought was a rich brat but accepted his humble apology. Who then stood up to liars and bullies as well as Akumas without superpowers, were always pushing themselves to help others, going out of their way to understand people, and always ready to spring into action. You took a chance on a broken, pretty boy model.”

Marinette leans back and looks into his eyes, “Oh, Adrien. Anyone can tell you, you're pretty. I know you get that all the time, I know you do. But your beauty's deeper than the make-up. I wanna show you what I see tonight. You've put up with more than you deserve. I’ve watched you fight your way through it. You are more than a mascot, a logo, a caricature, a role to play, a pretty face for smiles, or a pretty body for poses. I see you for the boy you are, a kind, compassionate, dork who loves puns, anime, and video games and who can be oblivious, socially inept, and totally selfless.” She stretches up and meets his lips softly with hers. The kiss is tender, sweet, and short. Too short for Adrien.

He whispers into her lips, “As good as you make me feel, I wanna make you feel better. Better than your fairy tales and better than your best dreams. M’Lady, you're more than everything I need. You're all I ever wanted. I wanna wrap you up, kiss your lips, and make you feel wanted. I wanna call you mine, hold your hand forever, and never let you forget. I love you.” Lips touch lips. His tongue begs for entrance. Her lips part in surrender. He deepens the kiss, hands gripping her waist. One travels up her back, under her shirt. A cough interrupts the pair. They are met with a smirking Felix, “It’s time to leave, cousin. You have a plane to catch.” The couple groans before breaking apart and heading out.

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Marinette and Emmy see Adrien off at the airport. After an emotional goodbye, the mother-daughter pair returns to the waiting car. Neither notices the new driver. Once out of the parking lot, two darts are shot from the front seat, one hitting each girl, causing them to pass out. The driver takes them to an abandoned warehouse, while a hidden passenger in the front climbs in the back with them and pours a vial down each of their throats. Once at the destination, the unknown individuals haul the unconscious pair inside. Once inside, Emmy is placed on a bed and hooked up to an IV drip. Marinette is stripped, wrists cuffed in front, and hung from the ceiling like a rack of meat in a butcher's. 

The next morning, Marinette moans as she begins to rouse. She hears a familiar voice, “So you are finally awake, you piece of trash. Finally, I can take you out.” The bluenette manages to glance up and catches sight of Lila sitting in a recliner watching her. Groggily, Marinette groans, “Lila. What do you want?”

Lila laughs, “I know Adrien is the mangey alley cat. Once he returns, I’ll take his Miraculous AND get his ring on my finger. His wedding ring that is.” She chuckles, “The paternity test he took with the child, combined with the rest of the evidence I have collected, proves it. My only question is…” She pauses and taps her cheek for a moment. “Who is the child’s mother? Ladybug… Or you?” A gleam lights up in the brunette’s eyes, “Unless YOU are Ladybug.”

Panic floods Marinette, ridding her of all sluggishness. “NO! I lost my child during or right after the battle between Blue Beetle and Copy Cat. I fought as Kitty Kat to reassure Paris that Copy Cat was a fake. The battle was long and hard, three hours long. I used Cataclysm FOUR times. All the fighting and transforming caused great physical, spiritual, and emotional strain, combined with the attacks, caused me to lose the child.” Lila scoffs. Marinette continues, “Besides, if I were Ladybug, why haven’t I transformed, broken my cuffs, grabbed Emmy, and escaped?” 

Lila, “I don’t know. Maybe it's to hide your identity?”

Marinette laughs, “You already suspect me, and who would believe you without proof anyway? Clumsy, scatter-brained, accident-prone Marinette is Ladybug.” She laughs, “Besides, I was the Mouse before I was the Cat. I helped defeat Kwami Buster. That’s how Chat knew I could be trusted with his Miraculous. It also helped that I helped defeat a few Akumas as Marinette, no Miraculous needed.”

Lila, “So why do you have Ladybug and Chat’s kid then? And who was the father of your supposed lost child?”

Marinette shakes her head, letting out nervous laughter. “That’s easy. I was dating Chat in secret, ever since he and Ladybug had that fight over being voted couple of the year. If I remember correctly, Andre was Akumatized into Glaciator twice within a short period of time. I can’t remember the first reason, but the second was because he saw Chat and me on our first date. Many tabloids posted pictures of our dates and rendezvous on my balcony for a year or so before he left.” Lila looks like she is remembering it and gives a ‘go on’ look. The bluenette looks downcast, “He broke up with me before he left, never gave me a reason, just that he was leaving.” She holds back a sob. “I found out the next day that Adrien was moving to New York, leaving me as well, so I got drunk. On my way home that night, I ran into Felix, mistook him for Adrien, and ended up sleeping with him. That’s why he moved to Paris after Emmy was born. Adrien had told him I had a baby, not knowing that I had lost mine and was caring for Ladybug’s baby. Felix thought she was his, but decided to stay and help me raise her once he was told the truth.” She takes a deep breath to calm down, “As for why Ladybug left Emmy with me, that’s easy. You can’t care for a child easily as a superhero with a secret identity. She needed someone she could trust, and since I had been dating Chat and he left his Miraculous with me, she figured I would care for the child like she was my own. When she found out I lost my child during a fight, she skipped out of fear of losing her own. She felt even more guilty, and it solidified her resolve to leave Emmy with me.” Pause, “She and Chat had one emotional night of passion, a goodbye if you will, whereas I had a relationship with him. She felt it was only right that I raise his child. Now, where is Emmy?”

Lila, not fully believing but accepting, “Fine. That all sounds plausible enough. It makes sense that Adrien would want to raise his brat as his civilian self with a woman he thinks he loves. We shall see if you are telling the truth later. And don’t worry about the brat. I am under strict orders not to harm her. She is merely under sedation until I get what I want.” The brunette suddenly jabs a hidden needle at her captive, effectively rendering Marinette unconscious, again.

That same morning, Tikki and Wayzz phase out of Marinette’s purse, which was left in the car.  A Moroccan DJ meets them. “Wayzz, my dude. What are you doing here?” The turtle Kwami looks surprised, “Master Nino. I should ask you the same. Someone kidnapped Tikki’s holder and their daughter.”

Nino looks to the ladybug Kwami, pleading, “Let me help, please. I owe her.” Tikki nods and shows Nino Marinette’s phone. The DJ uses it to call for backup. Felix answers on the first ring. Nino speaks before the blond has a chance to, “Mec, Marinette needs help. I know Adrien is in New York; otherwise, I would call him. Lila kidnapped Marinette and Emmy. I don’t know where we are, but I don’t think it’s in Paris. I wanted to talk with M about Als, so I hid in her trunk when she took Mec to the airport. But I fell asleep. When I woke up and climbed out, I was outside an unknown warehouse. Can you try and get a hold of Adrien? I’ll do what I can here and wait for all of you.” He regards Wayzz, “Can you get me your bracelet?” The turtle Kwami nods and zips off. “You’re Ladybug’s Kwami, right?” Tikki nods a yes. “Go hide with your holder. Protect her in any way you can. I’ll do the same from out here.” Wayzz returns, holding his Miraculous, which he had swiped from Emmy. Tikki zips away, waits until no one is looking, and hides in Marinette’s hair. Nino and Wayzz hide in a dumpster under a window, watching Marinette.

Marinette begins to stir an hour later. She is immobilized on her back at an incline. A wet rag is over her face, and water starts pouring over her head. She wakes up coughing, struggling to breathe. Suddenly, a small, invisible shield forms over her nose and mouth. It blocks the water from entering her nose but lets some trickle into her mouth. Marinette pretends to continue to choke on the water while looking around for her aide. Water continues to pour over the face in repeated 40-second intervals. Water flowing for 40 seconds, rag lifted for 40 seconds. This pattern is repeated for an hour. Once the rag is lifted for the final time, Lila is again sitting in a recliner not too far away, watching her be tortured. “Finally, you’re awake. Now the fun can begin.” The brunette grins sadistically as she pulls a lever that lifts Marinette to a standing position, her toes barely touching the ground again. Lila stands and walks over to her captive, scissors in one hand, knife in the other. Using the tools in her hands, Lila proceeds to cut Marinette, making sure to mark up her skin, leaving her hanging, naked, and bleeding, speaking to her captive the entire time. “Well, well, well. When did you get dermal piercings? And is that a black cat tramp stamp tattoo?” She sets down her tools and picks up a small bowl. She picks up some of the bowl's contents and rubs it on Marinette’s wounds. The bluenette bites back her scream. Lila taunts her, “What, you can’t handle a little salt? Let me hear those screams.” Pause, “You can easily transform and escape.”

Marinette grunts, “I told you, I am NOT Ladybug! No earrings. Look for yourself!”

Lila looks at the bluenette’s bare ears. “So I see. Oh well. Like I care if you are the nasty bug or not. Like I care. I still hate you.” She laughs. “I don't need your resistance. I don't need your prayers. I don't need any religion. I don't need a thing from you.” She picks up a new tool, a cattle prod, turning up the voltage. She laughs cruelly, poking her captive. Marinette bites back her scream, squeezing her eyes shut to hold back the tears. Lila repeatedly hits Marinette with the prod, “I don't need your approval. I don't need your hope. I don't need your lectures. I don't need a thing from you. I'll be sorry when I'm old. You're so full of shit. You’re nothing but an insignificant piece of trash standing in my way. Once I get rid of you, I’ll get everything I want and deserve. Scream for me. Let me hear your pain.” After ten minutes of Marinette not making any sound more than a barely audible groan, Lila puts down the cattle prod and picks up a pistol. She starts hitting Marinette with the pistol grip. “I don't need your forgiveness. I don't need your hate. I don't need your acceptance. So what should I do? I'll be sorry, so you've said, I'm not sorry.” She points the pistol at Marinette and pulls the trigger, “Bang! You're dead.” 

Marinette flinches involuntarily, causing Lila to laugh psychotically. The bluenette sighs in relief, thinking, ‘It wasn’t loaded. Thank Kwamis.’ 

A sudden knock interrupts Lila’s laughter. The brunette looks around, “She’s all yours for now. I expect her to be alive when I return.” She leaves the room as a masked man in black enters.

(To keep the rating the same, Mature, I have decided to add the explicit torture details in a side story. They are half-written already.)

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As night falls, a highly pissed-off Black Cat ‘Hero’ bursts into the room just before the masked man penetrates the tied-up, nude, bloody bluenette. Chat runs towards his Lady, a scream of “Cataclysm!” erupts from his mouth as he shoves her would-be rapists away from her and catches her before she falls. The unknown masked criminal turns to dust. From the hole in the wall that used to be a door, Carapace and Kurama echo each other’s words, “Ah shit!”

Wyvern bursts past the turtle and fox heroes, sword at the ready, “Damn it! You didn’t let me stab him first. I get first dibs on Lie-la.” Huffing in annoyance, she slices the camera.

Chat cradles his love close to him, attempting to hide her nude form from the others. “Can someone get me a blanket or something?” A soft, soothing rumble emanates from his chest, “Easy, M’Lady. I have you.” Pause, “Tikki, can you heal her?” The small Kwami nods and envelopes her holder in a pink healing glow. Half the cuts and bruises heal, but the woman remains unconscious.

Kurama heads straight to the door in the back of the room, “We’ve got Emmy. Bee, follow me, stinger at the ready.”

Bee smirked as she fell onto the step next to him. “Got it, Foxy. Let’s get the jackal. VENOM!”

Carapace locates a blanket and brings it to Chat. “Mec, is she Okay?”

Chat wraps Marinette up in the blanket, “I think she’ll be fine.” He pauses before loudly ordering, “Don’t kill Lila. Gather evidence so we can punish her to the fullest. She WILL pay, and we WILL ruin her.”

All answer, “Got it.” 

From the back, Kurama shouts, “Found them!” As Bee can be heard, “Vemon!”

Wyvern collects the SD card from the camera. “Can someone trace the connection? The camera was live-streaming the whole time. I don’t know how much we can retrieve.”

In the back bedroom, Emmy is on a bed. Bee is carefully removing the IV attached to her. Lila is frozen at a desk. Kurama ties her up using the rope and handcuffs from the torture room before sitting down at the laptop at the desk, “Working on it.” He types furiously for a few moments. “I think I have something. She was using software to encrypt her stream. Give me a few hours, and I can retrieve the data.”

Bee, “I’ve got Kitten. It looks like she was drugged with Ketamine.” Everyone can hear Chat’s growl, as sirens can be heard in the background. Carapace shouts from outside, “Cops are almost here!”

Fifteen minutes later, Lila is led away in a cop car. Thirty minutes after that, Gabriel is leading her out of the police station, having called in his team of lawyers, a few favors, and spent a considerable amount of money (bribes).

In Gabriel’s atrium, the morning after the ‘incident.’ “I don’t want to write off Dupain-Cheng as Ladybug just yet. But to think, My Own Son has been Chat Noir. No wonder he disobeyed me and refused my offer.  That damn bug has brainwashed him.”

Lila sneers. “That Mari-trash is nothing but a goody-two-shoes. She doesn’t have the ruthlessness necessary to succeed in life. She will do nothing but drag Adrien down with her. We need to sway him to our side… or force him.”

Gabriel agrees, “Yes. Adrien is too naive, emotional, and immature to control his own life. It is mandatory that he has someone decisive and ambitious tell him what to do.”

Lila smirks. “The best way to… control him, is to control something... Or someone he cares deeply for…”  She gives a Machiavellian smile. “And what does he care about other than Whore-bug Mari-Trash?” Pause, “That little inhuman brat of his.”

Gabriel contemplates this, “I am beginning to wonder if there is more to that child.” Pregnant pause, “Nooroo! What do you sense from the child?”

The purple Kwamii shudders, processing their words so as not to give too much away. “The child is definitely the offspring of the Holders of the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculouses. She will be a great warrior when she comes of age. As for exactly who her antecedents are, due to Miraculous rules, I cannot say.” They give a tentative pause. “I can say that, given the child’s power, her antecedents are most likely soulbound holders now… And soulmates. This will make them even more powerful.  I would behest you to seek their help… And not go after their offspring.”

Gabriel glares at his Kwami. “And why not? They are but adolescents. What can they do?”

Nooroo looks apprehensive. “There could be a repeat of Atlantis.” They pause, seeing the confused look on the two humans. “Atlantis was sunk by a Black Cat avenging his Ladybug and their kitten.” The Kwami winces before continuing. “The Black Cat leveled everything to avenge his lady-love. He merged perfectly with Plagg. The two nearly wiped out the whole world. Tikki managed to survive her holder’s death and calm Plagg down to a more reasonable level, so as not to let them destroy the whole planet.”  Nooroo flits nervously. “In the end, both holders chose death and reincarnation with their child over separation.  The Bug and Cat are two halves of a whole. One cannot fully exist without the other.”

Gabriel ponders this thought for a moment. “Nooroo. Is it true that the Black Cat always ends up with the Ladybug?”  The butterfly Kwami nods yes, hesitantly. He smiles malevolently. “And what if we replace the current Ladybug?”

Nooroo pales. “I would not suggest you do that, Master. It could exacerbate the Black Cat's situation worse than it was with Atlantis.  If he has this level of attachment, he could destroy the world in his grief and anger.” They sigh, “Besides, if he has already bonded with her, replacing the bug can upset the balance. I highly doubt Tikki will soul bond with the chosen replacement, which would tip the balance even more... Not to mention enraging Tikki AND Plagg.”

Gabriel grins. “Then we will just have to sow discord between the pair, then order him to forget the old Ladybug and love the new one. As for their Kwamis, we can force them to obey.”  Pause. “I need to call Natalie back so I can use Duusuu to fix Adrien’s Amok. Using that, we can force him to help us. Once we have gotten Ladybug’s earrings, and I have made my wish, they can go to Lila. Between the earrings and his Amok, Adrien will have no choice but to partner with her.” He paces over to his desk. “First, we need to deal with this little problem.” Gabriel proceeds to call his team of lawyers, the Mayor, and a few other contacts to solicit favors and make a few bribes. “All we have to do is stall long enough and obstruct any evidence that may arrive. The cat did us a favor by removing the thug you hired.” The older man glares at the young woman. 

Lila frowns, “Next time I won’t make the same mistake.”

Gabriel, “There won’t be a next time. It’s better to hire someone to do your dirty work. For now, we have a wedding to plan.” He rubs his hands together in glee. Chucking evily.  “One way or another, MY son WILL marry you. We will hold the wedding on January 20th. I’ll make all the preparations this weekend. You are dismissed, for now.”

Lila heads to the room Gabriel had prepared for her.  It’s next to Adrien’s former room.  “This day is going to be perfect. It’s the kind of day of which I've dreamed of since I was small.” She laughs and curtsies. “Everybody will gather 'round and say that I look lovely in my gown.”  She looks in her full-length mirror. “What they don't know is that I have fooled them all.” The liar erupts in maniacal laughter.

All while Adrien is holding an unconscious Marinette back in their penthouse. “The day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small.”  The blonde holds her close.  “But instead of having cake with all my friends to celebrate, I’m afraid that my love may not make it after all.” 

Tikki tries to comfort him. “Adrien, she will be fine. You just have to wait for her to heal. And with my help, it won’t take long.”  Landing on her holder’s shoulder, “She just needs rest. Come Monday morning, she will be ready for filming. And that Saturday, you can propose.”

The former model glances at the ladybug Kwami. “If you are certain.”

Tikki nods, “I am. Now you go and get ready. I’ll take care of our Ladybug… You could use a shower before she wakes.” With a sheepish nod, Adrien makes his way to the bathroom to freshen up.

Back in Lila’s room, she is going through all the dresses Gabriel has brought, all Gabriel originals, of course. “I couldn't care less about the dress, as long as it’s expensive.” She chooses the most expensive one, with a tight-fitting silhouette, sweetheart neckline,  transparent material, and over 50,000 diamonds sewn onto it. (Michela Ferriero’s 14 April 2023 Sì Sposaitalia Collezioni fashion show. https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/commercial/2023/5/images/full-length-most-crystals-on-a-wedding-dress-746902.jpg )  Looking over the images of the wedding cakes Gabriel had chosen. “I won't partake in any cake. I must maintain my figure. But I must make things difficult.”  She chooses a six-tier, six-foot wedding cake covered with spun sugar roses in red, orange, and white with edible pearls, gold, and lace from Tom & Sabine Boulangerie Patisserie. Fully knowing it will be near impossible for them to do, at least without Marinette’s help, and shutting down the bakery for days. Next, she moved on to the rings, choosing the Pumpkin Diamond ring. (Yes, it’s a real ring. Halle Berry wore it to the 74th Academy Awards.) Slipping the ring onto her left ring finger, “Vows, well, I'll be lying when I say that, through any kind of weather

I'll want us to be together.” She examines it, holding her hand up high. “The truth is, I don't care for him at all. No, I do not love the groom.” Bringing her hand down and inspecting herself in the full-length mirror, she continues, “In my heart, there is no room. But I still want him to be all MINE! Fortune and fame. It ALL comes with HIS name.”

Back at the Miraculous Penthouse, after his shower, Adrien pulls Felix aside. Both have seen the announcement on the Gabriel Brand official social media accounts. “Fe, I’m worried. There’s no way fa… Gabriel didn’t know about the actions of his little muse. He still has Duusuu. What if he fixes the ring… The other half of my Amok? Or he can just snap me out of existence and create a new me… Hell. He can do the same to you. We must escape before it's too late.” The former model is pacing out of nervousness.

Felix places a calming hand on his cousin’s shoulder. Firmly gripping both shoulders now. “Cousin, calm down. We will find a way to save the day. You ARE Chat Noir. You don’t want your emotions to call his attention, do you?”

Adrien takes a few deep, calming breaths. “No. Not now that I have my ring back, and he most likely knows who I am now.” Pause, “We have a plan. We just need to follow it.  The whole legal ordeal with Lila probably has him busy right now, as well as trying to figure out a way to get me back under his thumb.”  Felix whispers something into Adrien’s ear. The cat hero beams. “That’s a great idea.”  Both make their way to the kitchen.

Standing at her door, Marinette has overheard everything, minus the whisper. “Tikki. I just remembered. Chat did say in his goodbye video that he is a Senti-being. What can we do but hope? Tikki, I'll be lying if I say I don't fear that I may lose him to one who wants to use him, not care for love, and cherish him each day. I, oh, so love the would-be groom. You know all my thoughts; he does consume. I have loved him for so long, both sides of him. Oh, My Knight in Shining Leather Armor. I'll save you very soon.”

That night, both women prepare for bed. Lila brushes her hair while wearing an expensive silk nightgown. “Finally, the moment has almost arrived for me to be one lucky bride.” Laughing with a sinister smile. 

Marinette snuggles close to a sleeping Adrien. “That wedding you won't make.  I won't let you end up marrying a fake.” She kisses his forehead before drifting off, slumbering in the arms of her knight.

Lila, on the other hand, crawls into bed alone. “Chat Noir, Adrien Agreste, will be Mine, all mine.”

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Chloe, Kagami, Felix, and Luka all lock Marinette and Adrien in their bedroom for the entire Sunday. They take turns playing with Emmy and sending meals to the house-arrested couple. At some point during the day, Adrien asks Marinette and Tikki to guard his Amok. The bluenette tries to deny and give it back, but the blond is determined for her to have it. Plagg and Tikki agree for Marinette to wear it, at least until Duusuu is saved. This alleviates some of Adrien’s fears. 

During the filming on Monday, Felix decides to play Chat Noir while Adrien plays Cat Walker.  Felix grins at his cousin. “I have an idea.” Adrien nods for him to go on. “Let’s play a little prank on our little bug.  After I moved to Paris, I studied your alter ego to better imitate him, as Emmy’s father… That’s one reason I was offered this role.”  His smirk grows. “I’ll play Chat Noir. You play Cat Walker.”

Adrien looks slightly confused. “What does this have to do with Marinette?”

Felix chuckles. “Easy, dear cousin. Little Bug thinks the roles will be reversed… Let’s see if she can tell the difference.”

From Adrien’s pocket, Plagg cackles. “I’m a hundred percent sure Pigtails will tell you apart and answer correctly.” He floats out. “But kid, this could bite you in the ass.” As if sensing Adrien’s confusion, the Kwami continues. “You never told Bug that you were Cat Walker. As far as she knows, you gave up your ring, until she sent me crawling back.”

Adrien rubs the back of his neck. “That may not be the best decision.” 

From the room next to the twin cousins, Luka emerges, laughing. “Yeah, then she would have to admit to falling in love with three versions of you. And according to Sass, both Tikki and Plagg would also be outed... Though it may not be as bad as you think.”

Adrien cocks his head, looking confused. “What do you mean, Luka? She fell in love with three versions of me?”

Luka laughs harder. “She drunkenly confessed to me a while ago. I know all about Walker AND Blanc. She had to confess about Blanc after the first fight he showed up in.  As I told Alya, ANY time Blanc showed up, Bug nearly lost. Then, after Emmy’s first birthday party, Melody got drunk and confessed to having a crush on Walker. It’s why her Lucky Charms didn't work; she was flustered. It was the same as when she first started crushing on Adrien you.”

With a snort, Felix fist bumps Adrien on his bicep. “Looks like she was right, you two are true lovers, soulmates even. You both fell for several versions of each other.” He snickers. “Squeak, squeak. Ring a bell?” Adrien blushes from head to toe and murmurs, ‘shut up.’  Luka raises an eyebrow, but says nothing. A call of five minutes till filming breaks the tension as all three men scurry to their appointed locations.

Marinette was due at the studio in an hour for her filming scenes. But before she arrived, Adrien was greeted by a surprising visitor in his dressing room. Holding a small black and red box, Natalie entered. Adrien was on edge at first, greeting her with only her name.

The woman looked healthier, yet more haggard at the same time. “Adrien. I know I am one of the last people you want to see at this moment.” She takes a deep breath. “But I have reached a conclusion similar to yours. I no longer support your father’s efforts.  He is taking things too far.  I only helped him in the beginning in order to bring your mother back. All I wanted was your happiness. That is why I allowed you to slip into school and persuaded your father to allow you to attend.  As the years went by, I began to see you as my own son.  I disliked Rossi from the start, but your father was determined to use the girl to his advantage. I stepped in when I could.”

Adrien softens a little. “You covered for me?” Natalie nods yes. “So, is it safe to assume my father knows who I am?”

Natalie refuses to look him in the eyes. “Yes. He and Rossi know you are the holder of the Black Cat. They plan to use Marinette and your daughter to force you to their side.” With desperation, she finally meets his eyes. “But I want nothing to do with it. In fact, I am here with a peace offering. I know what I did was wrong, and I’ll accept any punishment you and Ladybug deem worthy.” She holds out the small box and opens it. Almost instantly, a small, blue peafowl Kwami appears.

Plagg rushes out to greet it. “Duusuu!”

The peafowl Kwami is overjoyed to see the black cat Kwami. “Plagg!” After the two hug, Duusuu faces Natalie. “Mistress. Thank you for bringing me here. But I thought we were going to see the Guardian?”

Natalie hands the box holding the Peacock Miraculous to Adrien. “I would have gone to the Guardian, but I wanted to warn you about your father’s plot. He wants to fix his half of your Amok or find some other way to control you. You deserve better.”

A new voice sounds from the door. “He has better.” Everyone turns to see a woman in a Ladybug costume, minus the mask. “What are you doing with my partner?”

Adrien rushes to her side. “Easy, Princess. Natalie was returning something important.” He presses the peacock brooch into her hand, dropping the box.  Marinette gasps as she sees what she is holding. 

Looking at the bluenette’s left hand, “You gave her your Amok? I thought Felix had it. How did you get it from him?”

Adrien answers, holding Marinette’s hand. “He gave it to me. Mother told me what I am before she disappeared… But I guess she just fell into her coma, and Gabriel hid her.”

Natalie winces. “For what it is worth, I am truly sorry for my part. Since I have returned Duusuu, I plan to disappear myself. My new number is written on a note at the bottom of the Miraculous box. I wish you happiness, both of you.” With that, she departs, leaving Paris behind.

Marinette stares at the Miraculous in her hands as the three Kwamis reunite with each other. “So, we only have one left.” Looking into Adrien’s eyes, she is apprehensive. “Do you want the ring back?” 

When she tries to remove it, Adrien stops her. “No! I want you to keep it… As a symbol of my trust in you.” It’s his turn to be apprehensive. “And just in case Gabriel, either form of him, finds a way to control me. We both know I tend to get hit by those mind-controlling Akumas.” 

This causes the bluenette to laugh. “OK.  You get dressed. We are wanted on set in ten.” After a pause, she hands the brooch back to him. “You keep Duussu for now. And when you are ready, you can choose who to give them to.” She kisses his cheek before heading to the set.

On set, Marinette is pacing in her Ladybug costume, practicing her lines. Felix and Adrien enter side by side in their costumes. Felix makes his move first, sashaying in perfect imitation of Chat Noir, over to ‘Ladybug.’ He takes her hand, bows, and places a kiss on her knuckles. “Good Morning, M’Lady. You look meow-falous, as always.”

‘Ladybug’ pulls her hand away and bops his nose, pushing him back. “Getting into character, I see.”

Felix Chat gives the trademark Cheshire grin. “I am always in character, Bugaboo. Can’t you tell by my swagger? I am the cat’s meow after all.”

‘Ladybug’ gives a less-than-impressed look and flicks ‘Chat’s’ bell. “I told you not to call me that, Alley Cat.”

Cat Walker bows slightly, one arm behind his back and the other across his waist, horizontally. “Good Morning, Ladybug. Plagg told me you were exceptional, and he is as good as his word. I look forward to working with you.”

Felix Chat uses his prop baton to push Walker back. “Back off, you pale imitation. Only one cat is allowed to have her hand.”

‘Ladybug’ shakes her head, grabs Walker’s collar, and pulls him down nose to nose. She smirks before kissing him deeply. Walker freezes for a moment before relaxing, kissing back, matching her passion without thinking. “You have some explaining to do, Chaton.”

Adrien sputters. “I, uh…” Ladybug/Marinette chuckles. This causes Adrien to sigh and rest his forehead on Marinette’s. “I’m sorry. It was Plagg’s idea.” He pauses. “How did you… What gave me away?” He removes his Cat Walker mask.

Marinette chuckles. “Easy, Kitty. I followed the paw prints once I was more lucid. One. You knew too much and fought too well.”  Adrien hums in confusion. Marinette explains. “Plagg was very upset over my treatment of Chat you. He berated me pretty well.” She places a finger on Adrien’s mouth before he can respond. “And I deserved it, at that time.” She sighs. “Plagg was also very defensive.  I could see how much he cared for you. That combined with how lazy the little cheese gremlin is…”

Adrien chuckles this time. “It would make more sense for him to teach me how to be how you want me to be rather than teach me all the rest of the stuff.”

Marinette grins at him. “Purr-cisely.” The pun has Adrien grinning. “Also, Walker was quite confident that Kuro Neko was NOT Chat, which leads to reason number two. Your reactions, and lack of them, gave you away, both as Walker and later as Noir. After my freakout, I was able to watch some of the footage from the fight.” The heroine looks down. “I never told you, but after I became Guardian, I commissioned a drone from Max to record all our fights. I have all the footage saved on a Cloud drive. Once every few weeks, the Kwamis and I would review the footage to see where we could improve and to see if we could find any clues to Shadow Moth’s identity.  I… I refused to watch the Wishmaker fight. At least until you revealed your identity to me.”

From behind, Luka pipes up. “Just in case I was lying to you?” 

Marinette nods yes as she glances at him. “I trusted you, Luka. And I still do.” Her gaze moves back to Adrien. “However, I haven’t gotten to the biggest tell.”  With a smug grin, Adrien raises an eyebrow in question. The bluenette continues. “It was the name itself, at least when combined with Walker’s personality.” She lets her fingers ‘walk’ up his chest and fiddle with his chain. “It started with your Chat thoughts, I'm too sexy for my love. Love's going to leave me. You, as Adrien, are insecure. And it didn’t help that I constantly called on other heroes for help. As Walker, during the battle, you were too sexy for your shirt.” She closes her eyes and groans. “So sexy it hurts. That’s why I had trouble during the fight. Just like I had trouble talking to Adrien.” She chuckles and looks into Adrien’s eyes. “As Adrien, you’re too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan. And let’s not forget Party Crasher, too sexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing… Again.” 

The pair burst into laughter at the memory. “But what does any  of that have to do with me being Cat Walker or his… my personality as him?”

Marinette laughs. “You’re a model, you know what I mean. You do your little turn on the catwalk. You shake your little tush on the catwalk, Cat Walker.” Adrien blushes red from head to toe, causing Marinette to laugh. “Your name itself was a giant pun… at least when you know who is behind the mask.” Marinette sobers up, moving to hold one of Adrien’s hands. “While we are being open, I felt so bad that night. I felt I wasn’t too sexy for my cat. My poor, poor pussycat. He was too sexy for my love. Love was going to leave me.”

It’s Adrien’s turn to chuckle. “I could never truly leave, Buginette. M’Lady. My Purrincess. My soulmate. My love.” He proceeds to kiss her as the surrounding crew cheers.

The director shakes his head and laughs. “OK. Perfect chemistry. Save it for the filming, you two.”

Everyone focuses on filming the final battle scene. With the majority of the actors being well-versed in actual combat, it takes less time than normal for the practice and filming.

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By the end of the week, the final battle scene was fully filmed and ready for editing and final touches.

There was no filming on Friday for the Senti-twins, as they had a board meeting to attend.  Both looked polished in their MDC suits. Felix’s suit was navy with royal and sky blue accents. Front and center, under his top button, sits a golden peacock brooch. Adrien’s suit was midnight black with emerald and chartreuse accents. 

The board was silent when the pair made their entrance, approximately two and a half minutes after the meeting began. This was Chloe’s suggestion. In the boardroom sit five men in perfectly tailored Gabriel Brand suits. Gabriel sits at the head of the table with two men on either side. All heads turn to watch the blond men enter.

Gabriel stands, slamming his hands on the table. “What is the meaning of this?!!”

Adrien confidently approaches the table. “This IS a board meeting for ALL substantial shareholders, is it not?”

Adjusting his ascot, Gabriel scrutinizes his son. “Yes. This meeting is for those who hold five percent or more of the company's stock.” Pause. “As we are not publicly traded, obtaining shares is hard. I know for a fact, I took back your percentage before you turned eighteen.”

Adrien flashes a feral grin. “And what about Mother’s thirty-five percent?”

Gabriel scoffs. “Those shares have been mine since her death.”

Felix laughs. “Actually,” he pulls some papers from his briefcase, “As of Adrien’s eighteenth birthday, those shares are his.”

This makes Gabriel sneer, “So what? That only means that he has shares equal to mine. I can easily buy up some from the smaller shareholders.”

Felix crosses his arms in front of his body. “Do you monitor those who have less than five percent? I know my mother had four, while I had three. But what about the others? That only leaves four percent.”

All but one of the four board members turns to face Gabriel. The company owner looks unimpressed. “Those peons mean nothing in MY company. It will be easy to force them to sell out to me.”

Adrien takes this as his cue. “According to you, giving the benefit of the doubt is my weakness. So I end up turning the other cheek to see you less. However, all of my friends are my army. Let's say it right: not my fault you got regrets now.”

Gabriel sputters, “What are you talking about? What regrets? I haven’t lost yet, Boy.”

The former model takes a few steps forward, standing next to the youngest board member. “A head that tips for hot camera flashes. That's all I was to you. But I was also bloodied lips, smashing right out the glasses. Diamond, Pearl, and Ruby all swoon. Each and every enemy you sent after me was defeated. Can I offer you a little salt for that wound?” This has Felix snickering silently. Adrien continues. “I've tried to take you lying down. As your son, I clarified, tip-toed around the lines in the sand, clear and defined. But you cross them every time. Mael, if you please.”

The young shareholder nods. “Yes, Boss. As stated in my email, my transfer is complete. All five percent is now under your name. It has been a pleasure doing business with you.” He vacates his chair, leaving it out for the blond to sit.

It takes a moment for the reality to settle in for Gabriel. He falls back into his chair. “WHAT?!”

Adrien chuckles darkly. “Paradise lost, you're fallen from grace

You've cracked my ribs with just one embrace before. Your offering's empty, godless, and cold. 

I can read you like a book, and it's getting old.” He swivels the chair and sits in it backwards, with the back of the chair meeting his chest, facing the table and its occupants. “ I never was built to be this way. But turns out the villain is fun to play. You had your Hollywood romance, extra and sappy.” Pause. “But spoiler alert: the ending ain't happy. Hand over the broach, and the company can be yours.” The elder Agreste’s face turns red with anger. But the younger one seems not to care. “Gabriel, eggshells crack beneath your feet. But the ugly truth is bittersweet, so you dress it up in fancy clothes. But we both know how this goes. Just like with the Akumas, you will lose.”

Standing back up, Gabriel tries to rein things back in. “Son. We can talk about this at home. So you own forty percent of the shares. I am sure we can come to an agreement that benefits us both.” He pauses, as if to think. “I’ll call off Rossi. Even fire and blacklist her, if that is what you want. Let us just leave certain things where they belong, not out in the open.”

The younger Agreste throws his head back, laughing for a moment. Once done, he tutts at his estranged father. “No longer a pretty view ahead. Our lies did not become us, but you became them instead. I keep hoping I'll be right about you, up till now. You're my first psycho. So, hell, what do I know? Tell me you're the bad guy, just don't make me be the bad guy. Give up. You’ve lost. I don’t own forty percent. Felix and Amalie sold me their shares this week. Last week, Chloe and Kagami sold me their two percent. I now own fifty-one percent of your company.” He pauses to give his signature Chat Noir Cheshire grin. “Well, MY company now.”

Gabriel falls back into his seat, again, from shock this time. Then he clammers, checking his laptop to verify the truth of Adrien’s claim. Lo and behold, there it is in black and white. His estranged son was not lying. As of business closing yesterday, Adrien owned fifty-one percent of his company’s shares. The young Agreste addresses the board members. “My first order of business is to rename the company. As of today, the Gabriel company will now be named Agreste Fashions. AF will be responsible for distribution, marketing, retailing, advertising, promotion, and, of course, manufacturing. However, the designs will now come from subsidiary designers. Gabriel will be one of these.” Looking at the shocked elder Agreste, “You're welcome, Gabriel. You may continue to design and own the rights to your designs, past, present, and future. Seventy percent of the profits from the sales of your designs will be yours.” Addressing the board members again. "AF will only take thirty percent of the sales profits from the subsidiary designers we hire. I, myself, will manage everything relating to and with the subsidiary designers.”  The board meeting returns to its usual operations, with Gabriel still slightly in shock.

Once all matters are handled and the meeting is adjourned, Gabriel approaches Felix. “Where did you get that brooch?”

The young man shrugs. “Eh. It was given to me by my cousin. Right, Adrien?”

Adrien harrumphs. “Natalie stopped by earlier in the week and dropped it off. She said something about wanting to protect me and give me the freedom to make my own choices.”

Anger flares in Gabriel. “She betrayed me? Duusuu! I command you to show yourself and return the brooch to me.”

A squeak is heard from Felix’s pocket. The blond rests his hand comfortingly over the hidden Kwami. “Don’t worry, Duusuu. You don’t have to listen to him. The Guardian said Adrien could choose your holder, and he chose me.” He glares at his Uncle. “If I were you, I would choose my next steps carefully. It’s two to one, and the odds are not in your favor. In the time it would take for you to choose and send out the Akuma, we could disintegrate you. Or at the very least, incapacitate you. Then the others could handle your summoned minion, while we haul your sorry ass to the cops.”

An indignant Gabriel roars. “You wouldn’t dare! I am family. I deserve respect, you… You wily fox and mangy alley cat.”

The feline hero, dressed in civilian clothes, sneers. “Try me, us. Family doesn’t give ultimatums. Family doesn’t restrict freedom and personality. Family doesn’t isolate and ignore. Family doesn’t endanger one another. A true family loves unconditionally, unlike YOU.”

The elder man sputters before rebutting. “It was for your own good. It was all for you, to bring back your mother, to make our family whole.”

Adrien hisses in response. “Bull shit! It was for YOU, for your control, for your selfish desires. I moved on. I have a new family, a woman I love, and a daughter, whom you prevented me from knowing about by chasing me away. And don’t get me started on Rossi. I know she has been spying on me for you for the last few years.” The younger man jabs his finger at the older. “And no matter how many times or ways I say no, you throw that sociopathic, gold-digging, harlot at me.” Adrien closes his eyes and takes a few deep breaths to calm down. Opening his eyes, “You have one week to get your affairs in order and renounce Nooroo before Ladybug and I come after you, with the team.” He shakes his head with a sigh. “If you force us, we WILL reveal your identity to the public and hand you over to the law.  After what happened in New York, Shadow Moth is listed as a Global Terrorist. You have been warned.” He turns and leaves.

Felix tsks before following Adrien out. The two head out and get lunch at a cafe on the other side of Paris to have lunch before tracking down three local, small-time designers to sponsor.

Later that afternoon, Lila finds Gabriel inebriated, muttering about a quiet hospital takeover and how ‘he is a chip of the old block.’

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Saturday starts as normal, only with an undercurrent of excitement.  Kagami uses Duusuu’s ability, with permission, to create 3 small butterflies similar to Optigami. The Amok is a tablet connected to a cloud server and can hack all radio frequencies and broadcasting channels to stream whatever it/they records. Thinking out loud, the Japanese woman speaks. “These may be useful during all our future battles and possibly on patrols.” She pauses before looking at Adrien. “We may be able to use these to out Shadow Moth’s identity… When the time comes.”

After breakfast, Luka cleans up the kitchen before ‘leaking’ vague ideas of Adrien’s plans for the afternoon. Kagami and Chloe take Emmy with them to Marinette’s shop. Along the way, they drop hints about Adrien, a surprise planned for 18:00 at Le Jules Verne on various social media and local press. All while Felix goes over the day’s schedule with Adrien and helps him prepare. Nino was tasked with keeping Marinette busy and in the dark.

As expected and wanted, both Gabriel and Lila hear the news, albeit separately.  The two convene around lunch to plot and plan the best disruption techniques and ways to use the event to their benefit.

At 16:30, Adrien picks up Marinette in his new 2024 F-TYPE 75 Edition Jaguar. The sleek luxury sports car is jet black with neon green trim and highlights, a slight nod to his heroic persona. The bluenette playfully rolls her eyes at her partner. He is dressed in his suit from the hostile takeover board meeting. Marinette, meanwhile, is in a newly designed dress. The candy apple red dress covers her shoulders almost fully and flows down into a Queen Anne neckline. It's a comfortable fit, which makes the dress both enjoyable to wear and look at. Her arms have been covered all the way down to her wrists. The sleeves start loose and tighten towards the bottom, where they wrap gracefully around her wrists.  Below the waist, the dress widens and features several asymmetric layers of black tulle and red satin, from top to bottom. The skirt reaches down to her mid-calf and is the same length all around. She's wearing black ballerina flats; no other shoe would've matched this dress better.  The couple arrives at the Eiffel Tower, surrounded by new media and paparazzi. One would think this was a red-carpet event or a high-end fashion show, given the attention.  After a few minutes engaging the media, the couple makes their way up to Le Jules Verne. Adrien has rented out the whole place and invited a few trustworthy reporters. Both young adults enjoy the 7-course Dégustation menu with a bottle of Château Lafite. 

Once the meal is complete, a soft, familiar melody begins to play. Adrien gazes softly at Marinette. He stands and holds out a hand for the bluenette. “It’s our song, the one we danced to at Chloe’s party… and in New York.”

Marinette smiles as she stands and takes his hand. The couple drifts closer together as they float across the empty dance floor. She snuggles close into his warm embrace. “Just girl to boy, I'd like to share this thought with you. Our love's a joy. Two ones have made inseparable two. Last night, my heart spoke to me.”  She looks up to gaze into his emerald eyes. “And it said, You've found that lover-friend. You are my partner, my best friend, my other half. No matter how much I tried to deny it, both sides of you wormed their way into my heart, Mon Chaton.”

The blond leans in and brushes her lips lightly with his. “You and me, we've been through it all, the ups and downs, the rise and falls, but one thing's remained, my love for you. You were the first person who saw me for who I was on the inside, not for my fame or fortune. You looked past my Agreste mask and saw the boy within. You took pity on a dorky, socially awkward partner. At first, I was so sure you hated me… or at least were intimidated by my family name. Nino teased me relentlessly as I denied both your feelings… as well as my own.”  Both chuckle, foreheads touching tenderly.

The bluenette gently shakes her head, smiling. “I started as ‘just a friend.’ We missed so many chances. But lately, I lay awake so full of hope of things to come. For heaven's sake, I pray I'm not the only one. I never dreamed I'd be so bold. I'm standing here, my heart's been sold. First, in the rain with a humble, soft-hearted, magnanimous boy who forgave a girl who jumped to conclusions and refused to listen to him. Second, with the knight in shining leather, who was my partner. A lovable, brave, romantic dork who swept me off my feet and made me slowly fall for him.”

Adrien leans back to look his lady love in her eyes. “You're the one that makes my heart sing, my everything. I want to build a life with you and grow old together, as lovers do.” He releases her, takes a step back, and takes a knee. “I can't imagine my life without you. Together, we can make our dreams come true, so please say yes, and be my wife.” He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small rose gold ring with a small heart-shaped pink diamond. “ I'll cherish you for all my life, so here I am, down on one knee, asking you, Will you marry me?”  He moves to slip the ring on her right middle finger.  

Marinette’s free hand moves to cover her mouth as her eyes mist over. “Adrien. Mon Chaton. You… you… on my middle finger… right hand. “

The blond rubs the back of his neck. “I may have spoken with your mother. I know my family is not the best and comes with… complications. I don’t want to tie you down. And I know you are far out of my league. But I do love you, even though I disappeared for a while. I swear I did it to protect you. I don’t think I could live with myself if something happened to you because of me.”

Marinette places a finger on his lips to quiet him. “Think of love as wings, not a ball and chain. And your fear of things… Unnecessary. I only want to share your name, your life. Yes, Adrien, Mon Chaton, I will marry you.” The blond quickly stands and kisses the bluenette passionately. 

Outside the restaurant, the crowd goes wild, all except one woman, who is seething. Her face went from white to red to green. With a sneer, she kept a lookout for the black butterfly that she was promised. Upon seeing it, she reached out, grabbed it, and placed it in her necklace. She failed to notice the three turquoise butterflies. “Yes, Shadow Moth. I will gladly get you your jewelry. In return, I get the fame, fortune, and power I deserve.” The indigo goo covers her. When it fades away, she is dressed in a red full-body suit. It covers both her hands and feet. Buttons are going down the front to make it look like the back. Her hair is up in a high ponytail. On her back, just below her neck, is a beating heart. And the back looks like the front, complete with chest bumps and a belly button. (See beating heart dress. https://www.instagram.com/p/DL22RzLMQZ3/ ) She bellows, “I am Inamorata-klepto. You WILL all adore me! Give me your hearts and desire.” A red mist spreads from the heart on her back and enthralls everyone who breathes it in, much like Princess Fragrance. “Adrien Agreste is MINE. Bring him to me and win my favor.” The bewitched crowd scrambles its way to the high-end restaurant. 

The newly betrothed couple already has their plan in place. In front of the camera, Adrien leads Marinette to a safe hiding spot before heading to prepare for confronting the crowd. He flips a few tables on their sides to make shields he can dart back and forth from. While hiding behind one, he transforms. As soon as the Cat hero is out the window, the mirage drops, and the Fox hero drops his transformation to reveal Felix impersonating his cousin. Felix stands from his hiding place behind the table to address the enchanted crowd. “Hey! Looking for me? Go back to your Misstress and tell that klepto bitch she will never have me or my heart.” He pulls out a Self-Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA) from a concealed backpack and puts it on. The Crew prepared for all forms of Akumatization they could think of. When the crowd attacks, Felix fights them off, knocking each member unconscious. Once all the enthralled victims are knocked out, the blond watches the media shit storm. The Senti-butterflies began broadcasting Lila the moment she began scanning for the dark butterfly.  All of Paris witnessed her actively reaching for the dark butterfly and willingly becoming Akumatized.

Outside, Viper, Wyvern, Ladybug, Bee, and Mikey, the new Turtle hero, handle the Akuma. Chat joins them shortly after Ladybug. Viper stays in the shadows, using his lyre like a slingshot/bow, firing sharpened hairpins. He has roughly twenty on his person. Each leaves a notable scratch on the Akumatized woman. Bee gives a maniacal grin as she continuously smacks the Akuma with her top, not holding back her super strength. When Klepto raises her arm to shoot her love gas at Bee, Mikey calls his Shell-ture around Klepto’s arm, from her elbow to six inches past her fingertips. It encases the red gas, preventing her from making more thralls. Wyvren calls on her water form and surrounds the Akuma, effectively cutting off her air supply. Ladybug takes this time to call her Lucky Charm. A red and black spotted baseball bat falls into her waiting hands. 

Chat chuckles and whispers to his partner. “Looks like Tikki says to beat the shit out of her.”

Ladybug lets out a half-laugh, half scoff. “Let’s not be too rough, Minou. We want her alive.” When the cat hero pouts, she smiles and scratches behind one of his faux ears. “At least for now.” The two approach the Akuma as the Dragon heroine reforms, only for her to call on her lightning ability and electrocute the villainous woman.  Out of nowhere, a green shield zips past, Captain America style, hitting Klepto in the gut. The hit forces full consciousness on the nearly drowned villain. 

Again, the Cat hero snickers. “Looks like the team isn’t holding back.” He looks at his partner, meeting her eyes. “I guess we shouldn’t either.” He grabs Klepto’s ponytail scrunchie and tugs, hard, pulling out a handful of her hair along with the hair tie. The villain screams in pain. Looking at the hair in his hand, Chat sighs. “I guess this isn’t the object we need. What next, M’Lady?”

Ladybug shrugs. “Let’s check and see if it’s a hidden bracelet.” Using her Lucky Charm, she hits and breaks both of Klepto’s wrists. “Nope. Not there.” She looks at Chat.

He shrugs. “Rings, maybe?” Starting with Klepto’s right hand, he breaks each finger at the base, where a ring would sit, one by one, before moving on to the left hand. Amid the villain’s pained screams, he hums. “Not rings. What’s next?” Klepto moves to kick Chat. Before her foot can make contact, Ladybug’s bat hits the kneecap of the leg she is standing on, and Chat's claws lacerate the other knee. The villain falls to the ground with a scream.

The Spotted Heroine thinks for a moment, no more than 5 seconds. “Hidden anklet?” Swinging her bat, she smacks and breaks each ankle.

Lila tries to reject the Akuma, but fails. Hawk Moth holds her transformation in place. “If you want to marry my son, you must continue.”

The Akumatized woman pleads. “Please. Stop. It’s he heart on the back of my neck. Take it. Free me. Please. I beg you.”

Chat grabs her chin, forcing her to meet his eyes. “I bet my Princess begged you, didn’t she? But did you stop? No, you didn’t. So why should I stop?”

Lila trembles and whimpers. “Because you are a hero.”

The faux cat ears twitch before a maniacal grin spreads across Chat’s face. “We’re now under an illusion, which means I don’t have to be a hero.” He rips off the beating heart and holds it out to Ladybug. “M’Lady. Here I stand, blood on my shirt, heart in my hand… Still beating. You fight so dirty, but you love so sweet. I am thrilled to call you mine.”

The heroine places a hand over her heart. “Oh, Chaton. Such a charmer.” She giggles. “You dork.” Sigh. “But at least you’re my dork.” She takes the beating heart, nods her consent, and steps back. Both Ladybug and Chat Noir grin at the horrified look on Lila’s face.

The liar screams, “NO!” before she begins to beg for mercy. Using his claws, Chat scratches her chest, back, and thighs before gripping her neck. “If I EVER see your face again, Lila Rossi, you WILL be ashes at my feet. And tell Father, he’s next.” 

The butterfly mask lights up Lila’s face as she speaks, but not with her voice. “Who do you think you are, boy? Just because you stole my company, it doesn’t mean shit. You are still a worthless piece of trash, and your mother would be ashamed of you.”

Chat’s hand on Lila’s throat tightens. “Listen here, Old Man. You are nothing to me, and we will defeat you. Mother would spit on you if she knew half the shit you have done. I would love to bring her back, just so she can kick your sorry ass to the curb. However, using the wish requires an equal sacrifice, something I cannot justify.” Ladybug places a hand on his shoulder, bringing his focus back to the woman in his hand.  Lila’s face is pale, and her lips are turning blue. He unhands her neck, allowing Lila to fall to the ground, coughing and gasping for breath. 

Ladybug drops the heart and stomps on it, releasing the dark butterfly. She captures, purifies, and releases the now white butterfly. “Bye bye little butterfly.” She tosses up the baseball bat with a shout. “Miraculous Ladybug.” The cure sweeps over the area and everyone within it. As the cure sweeps through, Felix drops his mirage.

A RAID officer advances towards the heroes. “We have seen and verified the authenticity of the broadcast. The Italian Embassy has already called and revoked the Diplomatic Immunity of one Lila Rossi. Since she was still in Paris during the Shanghai and New York attacks, she is not incriminated in Global Terrorism, only in local Terrorism. Thus, under the Magical vs Mundane Laws, we have the authority to turn her over to you for the punishment of her crimes.  As all of Paris has witnessed her transgressions, Lila Rossi has been found guilty of Magical Terrorism. She is to be handed over to The Guardian of the Miraculous for her punishment.”  

A handcuffed Lila Rossi is brought over and passed off to Ladybug. The Spotted Heroine smiles at the officers. “We shall take great care of her and ensure she receives proper punishment. Do you want a full report and analysis of the punishment?” 

The RAID officer shakes his head negatively. “Less paperwork for us.”

The Miraculous holders laugh, and Ladybug calls Viper over. “Take her somewhere safe and message me the location. As a team, we shall all decide upon her punishment tonight.” Viper nods in affirmation and leads the newly convicted criminal away. Bee follows, just in case. Venom would be useful if Lial tried to run. And Chloe has her own personal dungeon.

Ladybug and Chat Noir slip away, and Adrien and Marinette come out of hiding inside the restaurant. The couple finishes their date before heading home to meet with the team to discuss Lila and Gabriel.