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Ingredients:
- 1 culinary school dropout
- 1 recently fired CDC
- 48 hours in New York CitySteps:
1. Have a panic attack; drop out of culinary school.
2. Accidentally become the head food critic of the New York Times.
3. Write a review that gets the CDC of Eleven Madison Park fired.
4. Let sit until you have an emotionally unwieldy mess.