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"Smile, my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one!" Alastor appears next to daisy, the deer demon wearing a red pinstripe coat with dark-red lapels piped with white, ragged along the bottom hem. Underneath he wears a bright red dress-shirt with a black cross on the chest, and long black dress pants with matching bright red cuffs. He also has a black knotted bowtie with a bright red center. On his hand is a thin cane with a vintage microphone at the end, which he twirls dramatically. (His basic fit and stuff)
Daisy shrugs "nah, I'm good. Besides, I'm doing something"
he looks over and sees her taping up a box that she's struggling to keep closed
Alastor steps over, a large grin on his face. “Need a hand, dear?”
"Nope, I'm good. You'd probably look at me funny if I told you what was in it anyway."
He raises a brow. "What... what's in-"
Daisy just cuts him off "Bees"
Alastor pauses. "...Bees?"
Daisy just turns and stares at him "Bees. very very angry Bees"
"... I hate to be the nosy one, but... why in the heavens do you have a box of... of angry bees?"
Daisy goes back to boxing up the bees "Because my friend pissed me off a bit to much and now it's time for vengeance"
"... I see." His brows raise once again "... And what exactly do you plan to do with the box of... you know... angry bees?"
Daisy grins "Mail it to his house and watch him suffer from the bushes"
Alastor tilts his head. "... And your friend... what exactly did they do to deserve this... wrath?"
Daisy shrugs "I gave him a pencil and he never gave it back"
Alastor looks completely incredulous. "... You are mailing your friend a box of bees over a pencil. A pencil."
Daisy points her finger at him "It was a mechanical pencil."
Alastor stares at Dasiy curiously "... You're mailing your friend a box of bees over a mechanical pencil?"
Daisy nods casually as if this were a normal thing to do "Yeah, those things are expensive"
Alastor sighs "... And your friend did not return this pencil even after you asked them for it?"
Daisy smiles at him with the sweetest smile possible "No, thats not it, he lost it. If he had refused to give it to me I wouldn't be sending him Bees, I'd be sending him Wasps"