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(A/N: This does NOT take place in the Arkham universe. This is its own separate universe. I just really like Harley's outfit.)

(Harley Quinn belongs to DC Comics.)

Valentine's Day. A time for lovers to come together and cherish one another. Though some love this day, others don't. Because some people unfortunately don't have the special someone of their own. Fortunately though, I have a special someone. Just not exactly the most...sane special someone.

One evening in the shit hole called, Gotham City. I'm cleaning the dishes while listening to the radio until the door to my apartment flies open.

Harley: (exaggerated low gravely voice) Honey, I'm home!

Y/N: (feminine sounding voice) Welcome home, dear. How was work?

It's a fun little routine that my girlfriend and I would do whenever she would come home. She shuts the door behind her and walks into the living room while carrying a couple of plastic bags.

Harley: As well as can be expected, hon.

The crazy girl sets them on a corner of the room and walks to the kitchen. She approaches me, turns my head to hers and steals a kiss.

Harley: Mmmmwahh! Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie.

Y/N: Happy Valentine's Day to you too. I'm almost done with the dishes. I'll be with you in a minute.

Harley: Sure thing. I'll be relaxin' in the living room.

Harley walks out of the kitchen with a sexy strut, she winks at me and leaves my sight.

Now for those who are confused as to what's going on. Yes, Harley Quinn, the former henchman of the Joker, is indeed my special someone. You see, around a year and a half ago, Harley broke up with the Joker for good and decided to make a name for herself in the criminal underworld of Gotham. She would work with Poison Ivy and/or Catwoman on whatever crime she wanted to commit, despite how sloppy she was at it.

One night, Harley broke into my place through the fire escape to avoid the authorities. She pointed a gun at me so I wouldn't call for help or overpower her. As the night went on, somehow, we slowly started to have chill conversations about life and all that jazz. Morning approaches, we share a handshake and bid each other farewell. Despite how the news would say how much Harley Quinn is a complete psychopath...well she is, but she's actually a fun girl to hang around with.

A couple of days later, she broke in again to hide from the police. But this time, she didn't point a gun at me, instead gave me an enthusiastic wave like we're best friends hanging out. I made some coffee for us, had a chat or two, and watched T.V. I even allowed her to crash at my place for the night. I slept on the couch and she slept on my bed.

A few months pass and Harley and I are really digging each other. We would have great times together like hanging out in the city, but Harley would wear various disguises since she's a wanted criminal. We would go to the movies, go to shooting ranges since Harley wanted to teach me how to shoot a gun in case if I ever get mugged. We would even go shopping, well, Harley would go shopping while I would carry an overwhelming amount of shopping bags for her. I thank God that she spends it on her own money. I saw the receipt and I would've had a heart attack if I had to spend it.

I even got to meet her friends Poison Ivy, a.k.a., Pamela Isley and Catwoman, a.k.a., Selina Kyle. Selina is a really chill girl to hang out with and would sometimes flirt with me. Harley would jokingly tell her to pump the breaks a little. I could tell that Harley was jealous due to her tone of voice. I felt comfortable around Selena since she's just a cat burglar. It was Ivy that I was nervous to be around since she can control plants that can rip a man's body in half. She can even mind control people to do her bidding. Fortunately though, Ivy promised Harley that no harm will come to me as long as I treat Harley with respect. But if I don't...well, you can figure out the rest. Surprisingly though, Ivy is a pretty cool girl when she's not terrorizing Gotham. She taught me how to care for plants, and she even lets me keep some for my own. As long as I keep watering the plants and keep them healthy. Overall, Ivy and Selina are cool people, despite their criminal history.

Harley ditched her old jester costume, despite how hot she looked when wearing it. Though I understand why she did it, she wanted to have her own identity instead of being just known as Joker's lapdog. She got herself a new look, and I gotta say, she's rocking it with her new outfit.

Yes, she still has the diamond logos and her white face paint. But it's definitely far more different than her jester costume. If I had to give an honest opinion, blue and red are definitely her colors.

One day, I decided to ask Harley if she wanted to be my girlfriend. And to my genuine surprise, she said, "It's about fuckin' time!" I even offered to her if she wanted to live with me, which she obviously said yes. But, I set a couple of rules, No supervillain meetings at the apartment, and no hiding dead bodies at the apartment. So far, Harley has honored the rules.

So, how does a guy like me, who works in retail and has to deal with asshole customers on a daily basis, gets to date Harley fucking Quinn? I don't know. I guess I'm just a lucky bastard.

Anyway, back to the present after the exhausting exposition. I finish with cleaning up the dishes and make Harley's favorite cappuccino. I head to the living room and see her slumped and exhausted on the couch that she definitely didn't steal. I also see that she removed her jacket, revealing her white shirt that says, "Harley the Queen," with a couple of hearts on it. Gotta love Harley's artistic flair. I clear my throat to get her attention, her head perks up as her eyes are now on me. I get on one knee and present her drink to her.

Y/N: Your cappuccino, my queen of anarchy.

Harley giggles and goes along with the performance.

Harley: Why, thank you, my cappuccino king.

The crazy girl grabs the cappuccino and takes a sip. She hums in satisfaction.

Harley: Mmmm-mm. Delicious as always, hon.

Y/N: I appreciate the feedback.

I sit next to Harley on the couch. She rests her head on my shoulder as she sips some more of her cappuccino while I lightly pat on one of the messy colored buns on her hair. I glance over at a record player that's just beneath the window. Hmmm. Maybe I should get a record album for Harley sometime. (Hint, hint.)

Y/N: So how did your day go really?

Harley: Oh, ya know, stole some of Penguin's money, burned down Black Mask's drug ring, had brunch with Red and Cat, and I got away from Bat's new little helper.

Y/N: ANOTHER Robin?

Harley: Nah, that one was more of a Batgirl. I gotta say though, her orange hair looks good on her. She was definitely a newbie, though. That explains how I was able to get away so easily. OH! I also got a couple things for Valentine's Day.

Y/N: Are the plastic bags that you brought in have something to do with that?

Harley: Maaaybe.~

Harley leans up to my ear.

Harley: I can guarantee that one of the gifts are gonna knock ya socks off.

She whispered seductively and then lightly bites my earlobe, which causes me to inhale slightly in surprise.

Harley and I are no strangers to sex. A couple of months after we started dating, we decided to get a lot more intimate in our relationship. And let me tell you, she gets REAL freaky in bed. Thanks to her flexibility, she showed me sex positions that I never knew existed. I'm pretty much to down to do some things during sex...except pegging. Pegging is a no-go for me.

Harley starts rubbing her hand on my crotch, getting a feel for her favorite friend through the fabric.

Harley: How about you get yourself and Y/N Jr. ready in bed, while I head to bathroom, freshen up, and put on your gift.~

My heart rate picks up and answer her without a second thought.

Y/N: Yes, ma'am.

Harley chuckles.

Harley: Good. See ya there.~

She stands up from the couch and walks over to her bags, she grabs them and heads to the bathroom. While I'm left on the couch with goofy-looking grin on my face. Again, I'm definitely a lucky bastard to have a girl like Harley.

Almost a half hour later, I'm laying on the bed in the nude with my handy "tool" ready. It's not huge like you see in porn, or NSFW art, or hentai. But it's a nice size that can get the job done. As I wait for my lovely girlfriend, I hear footsteps near the door.

Harley: You ready for me, hon?~

Harley said calling out from the other room with the door open.

Y/N: I always am. Now, what is this surprise that you said would knock my socks off?

Harley: You sure you wanna see? I don't wanna make ya faint at the sight of me.~

Y/N: I've got the balls for it. And you obviously know firsthand.

Harley giggles.

Harley: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn ya.~

Harley said playfully. She comes out from the other room and into the bedroom to show me her gift. At first, I though it would be sexy lingerie. But what Harley is wearing takes me completely by surprise. Harley is wearing...

…her old jester costume.

(Credit: Smitty34)

(This is more of a general look of Harley in her jester costume. It's optional for you, the reader, to imagine which version is the best.)

My heart rate starts picking up, my mouth hangs open, and my eyes nearly bulge out of my skull at what I'm seeing. This is my Valentine's Day gift. Harley, wearing her old jester costume.

Harley: Welllll? What do ya think?

I snap out of my trance.

Y/N: ....Huh?

Harley giggles.

Harley: Now I know what yer gonna ask, "Harley, why are you wearing this old thing?" Well, remember that time we went out drinking and got REALLY drunk?

Y/N: Which one?

Harley: The recent one, dummy. You got so drunk that you flat out told me, that you found me to be extremely sexy in my jester outfit.

I cover my face with my hands and groan in complete embarrassment.

Y/N: I...I didn't mean-

Harley: Shhhh. It's all good, babe. Now tell me...

I remove my hands away from my face and see Harley strutting towards me.

Harley: What DO you like about this outfit? Is it how it hugs my nice, curvy body?

Harley reaches the bed, she moves her right leg onto the mattress.

Harley: Is it that the tails on my jester hat are just waiting to be used as handle bars and give you the best sloppy toppy ever?

She flicks one of the tails of her jester hat with a flick of her wrist. Harley starts crawling towards me on the bed, like a lion sneaking up on their prey.

Harley: Or maybe...is it that you can easily rip parts of my outfit off and see my naughty bits even with this thing on?

The crazy girl finally reaches me. She sits on my lap with my rod sandwiched between my pelvis and her crotch, and she places both of her hands on my shoulders. I look up at Harley as she gives me a seductive grin.

Y/N: Is all of the above an answer?

Harley laughs.

Harley: Sure. It can be. Glad to know that you're completely honest. Now, let's give your friend down there some love.~

Harley lowers herself down. Her face is near my cock while her spandex covered ass is sticking up in the air.

Harley: Y/N Jr.! It's so good to see you again. I've missed you so much!

She rubs her cheek against my member affectionately. Her eyes then widen.

Harley: Hmmm? What was that?

Harley places her ear on my member.

Harley: Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, really?

I can't help but find this adorable and hot. Is there a word for that?

Harley: You want me to give you a kiss? Oh my, how forward of you. Hmmm. I don't know....Awww, you're too adorable to say "no" to. Oh, ok, but just this once.

Harley gives the head of my cock a nice, long kiss. My member twitches from her soft red lips.

Harley: More? My, oh my, aren't you getting a little bit of action here.

Harley then starts kissing all over my trusty "tool." Leaving bits of red lipstick marks all over it.

Harley: Maybe I should do something a bit more than just a little kiss. How about a little something like...this.~

I suddenly feel my urethra enter Harley's nice lips. Her beautiful blue eyes stare up at mine through her black eye mask. She gives me a cute wink and starts using her tongue to skillfully swirl around my urethra. I plant my elbows on the bed and I hang my head back as I feel the sensitive stimulation on my tip. Harley loves the sight of my vulnerability and it only encourages her to do more.

The crazy girl pushes my meatsaber deeper into her mouth and starts bobbing her head as I feel even more pleasure running down my spine.

Harley: (thoughts) Fuuuuuuuck! Y/N's cock is so delicious! I just wanna keep sucking him forever.

Harley keeps sucking me off for a couple minutes until she pulls her mouth out.

Harley: Hey, this is your gift, remember? So why don't you...rev up your Harley?~

I immediately know what she is implying. I grab a hold of the tails of her jester hat and force my cock all the way to her throat. Her eyes widen but quickly gets to the rhythm of me repeatedly forcing my cock down and out of her tight throat. Harley grips my thighs to keep herself steady.

Harley: (thoughts) Holy shit! Y/N has never been this aggressive before. Is my costume really turning him on?

Harley gargles with each thrust from my rod going down her throat as strands of saliva leak out between her lips and my length.

Harley: (thoughts) Fuck yeah! He's fuckin' my throat so good! I love it so much!

Harley's brain starts to get hazy as she closes her eyes and enjoys the sensation of my cock going in and out of her throat. My left hand keeps a grip on one of the tails while my right hand grabs the back of Harley's head and force her head all the way down to the base. Her grip on my thighs tightens as she hums hungrily, causing her mouth and throat to vibrate around my meatsaber, making the pleasurable sensation even greater.

I keep her head down there for about 20 seconds until she taps on my left thigh, signaling that she needs to breathe. I let her head go as she pulls her mouth out of my hard member. She inhales loudly and coughs for a couple seconds. My senses come back to me as I realize what I did.

Y/N: Harley, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to get so ag-

Harley: Do it again.

Y/N: ...Huh?

Harley smushes my cheeks together with her hands and looks at me with insane primal lust in her eyes, along with a good amount of saliva running down her lips and chin.

Harley: I SAID, DO IT AGAIN! I wanna have ya cock bulging my throat! Shoot ya load down to my stomach! Fuck my mouth WITHOUT MERCY!

My eyes widen at Harley's requests. Actually, they sound less like requests and more like demands.

Y/N: O-ok, I'll do that. Could you just let go of my face? You're kind of crushing my jaw.

Harley: Then crush mine with that hard cock of yours.

Sweet Jesus.

Harley lets go of my face and lowers her head to my rod once more. She gives it a good spit on it and sinks Y/N Jr. all the way back into her throat. I grip Harley's hat tails again as I plant my feet on the mattress and start thrusting up into Harley's mouth.

Harley: *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk*

The sounds are just music to my ears, and it only encourages me to hump faster. The sounds Harley is making goes faster as she rolls her eyes into her skull. There's even a noticeable bulge appearing and disappearing in her throat.

We do this for about a 5 minutes until I start to slowly feel my balls tightening up, signing that my climax is approaching.

Y/N: Harley! Ambatublow!

The crazy girl giggles and moves her mouth out of my meatsaber. She furiously jerks me off with her spandex hand.

Harley: Yeah, that's it! Shoot that hot man milk into my mouth! Do like one of those carnival games where where you shoot water into the clowns mouth! Inflate my stomach like a balloon!

Goddamn, girl. You crazy.

She puts Y/N Jr. back into her mouth and keeps glugging away. I try to hold on for as long as possible, but the pressure gets too much. I force Harley all the way down to the base again, jerk my hips up, and I fire away into my crazy girlfriend's mouth. My eyes are completely wide open as I groan loudly. Harley's cheeks puff as my sperm invades her mouth, though she struggles to swallow some of the white substance. Thankfully, she manages to get all of that cream down her gullet.

The orgasmic high fades from my body as I collapse onto the bed. Harley pulls her mouth out and collapses beside me. She places her hand on her stomach and slightly rubs it.

Harley: Fuuuuuuck. That was a lotta cum.

As we both lay on the bed catching our breaths, I start to ponder about the little fun couple's activity we just did. I've never been this aggressive whenever Harley and I would have sex. Sure, she and I would switch roles of being the dominant one and the submissive one, depending on if we're feeling the mood. Harley is usually more of the freaky one, but tonight, I feel more freaky than usual. Maybe it's because her jester costume is really getting me going.

I look over to my beloved girlfriend and see the result of me fucking her throat mercilessly. Her bottom red lip and the white face paint on her chin is fading away due to how much saliva was dripping out.

I decide to make a bit of small talk.

Y/N: You alright? Are you still with me?

Harley: Yeah....I'm fine. I was gonna ask you the same thing. It looked like your soul was leaving your body when you came. And don't think that I didn't notice another one of your Dreamybull references.

Y/N: Guilty as charged.

Harley and I share a chuckle. I then feel something pop into my mind.

Y/N: Hey, didn't you say that you threw your jester costume away?

Harley: I almost did. But, somewhere in the back of my brain told me to keep it. I guess maybe it was for sentimental value. So I placed it in one of my boxes and put it away for safe keepin'. After you told me on how hot I looked in my old outfit...

I sigh, still embarrassed that Harley had to find out that way.

Harley: ...I decided, "Fuck it. Why not? I'll bring it back for my sweet boy on Valentine's Day." I'm definitely glad I kept it. Or else I would've had to spend money on materials and measurements and all that tedious shit. I actually went to see Cat if she can help me with doin' some modifications to my costume.

Y/N: Such as?

Harley: This.

She stands on her legs and knees on the bed as she reaches back for something around her ass. She sticks her tongue out in concentration as she struggles to grasp whatever it is that she's trying to grab.

Harley: Now, where's the fuckin'- OH! There it is.

I hear the sound of a zipper. I see her arm moving from the top of her voluptuous ass to behind her crotch. She switches hands and reaches down between her legs and continues moving the zipper. My eyes widen as the zipper on her costume reveals her nice, wet, pussy with no pubic hair in sight. She keeps unzipping until it reaches just below her bellybutton.

Harley: Wellllll? What do ya think? I don't want this costume to get ripped during sex since it's such a hassle to stitch it back together. So I thought, maybe this can constitute for one of the fantasies you like. The zipper goes from my ass, down underneath my cooter, and up near my belly button.

I compose myself and give Harley some credit.

Y/N: That's honestly quite smart of you. I'll have to remember to send a thank you gift to Selina.

Harley: You can do that, but let's save that for another time. Cuz right now...

Harley lays back on the mattress and spreads her fine legs wide open, giving me the most amazing view I've ever seen. She spreads her pussy lips with her pointer and middle fingers, revealing her wet, pink insides.

Harley: ...I need you to sniff my little flower.~

I chuckle as I roll my eyes. I move towards her beautiful vagina, the smell is so intoxicating that it drives me crazy. Usually, I would work on her clit and lick her pussy lips first and then go all out. But today, I just want to ravage her insides with my tongue immediately. So I did just that. I stick my tongue into Harley's cooter and start licking it like Yoshi. (God, that was terrible.)

Harley: Oooooh yeaaaaaaahh. That's it, baby. Lick every nook and cranny in there!

The crazy girl moans and bites her finger as pleasure courses through her body. Her love juices taste tangy but somehow very addicting. Harley's vaginal walls feel so soft and moist as my tongue swirls around inside her.

While I'm eating out Harley, my hand snakes towards her love button. My thumb rubs furiously on it, causing Harley to grip the bedsheets with one hand, and her other hand pushing my head deeper into her lovely cavern.

Harley: Yeah! That's the money shot! Make Mama Harley go CRAZY!

Hearing one of her nicknames only encourages me to keep going. Harley's chest rises with each heavy breath as her hips grind against my face, hoping to get even more pleasure. We keep going for the next few minutes until I can feel her wet cavern tightening up on my tongue and her moans getting a bit quicker.

Harley: Oh, fuck, babe. I'm almost there.

Her moans grow louder and louder until...

Harley: YES! YES! MAMA'S CUMMING!!!

Harley cutely squeals loudly as she bucks her hips up on her tippy toes. Her love juices squirt out of her wet entrance and splashes all over her crotch, my face, and mouth. Her whole body shivers as her brain is completely fried due to the intense orgasm.

After that, Harley's body goes limp on the bed as she tries to catch her breath. I wipe some of Harley's juices off my face. I lean over to the nightstand next to the bed and grab a water bottle. I unscrew the cap and then scooch over to Harley. I gently lift her head up and pour some water into her mouth. She takes a few gulps and I move the bottle away.

Harley: Ah, thanks babe.

Y/N: Anytime.

I drink on the water bottle as well. After a nice sip of it, I put the cap back on and place it back on the nightstand. I lay beside Harley as she tries to say something between breaths.

Harley: Now that...is what I call...a squirting flower.

That takes me completely by surprise and I can't help but laugh out loud. Harley joins in as we share the joyous laugh together for a moment. Our laughs subside as I wipe a tear out of my eye.

Y/N: How long were you waiting to say that?

Harley: It just popped into my head. I saw the opportunity and I took it.

Y/N: Heh, good times.

Harley: Speaking of good times, how about we get to the best part of ya gift.

After catching her breath and getting her strength back, Harley stands up on the bed and bends over, showing me her irresistible cake from the unzipped area of her costume. She spreads her ass cheeks and shows off her WAP and winking sphincter to me.

Harley: Which entrance to the funhouse do you wanna choose?

I place my finger and thumb on my chin as I playfully think.

Y/N: I'd say the front entrance.

Harley giggles.

Harley: Good choice. But let's start it off a little differently. What do ya say we start with, The Banana Split?

My eyebrow raises as I start to feel nervous.

Y/N: Are you sure?

Harley: Yeah, definitely.

Y/N: You're not gonna bend my dick this time?

Harley: You're still sour about that? C'mon, it wasn't intentional. We just weren't properly aimed correctly. I swear, I've got it down this time.

I sigh.

Y/N: Ok, fine. It better go smoothly, but if it doesn't, we're never doing that ever again.

Harley: Don't worry. I've got this in the bag.

Y/N: That's exactly what you said last time.

Harley ignores my comment and plants her feet on both sides of my pelvis. She faces away from me as I get a nice view of her exposed ass. I grab Y/N Jr. with my pointer finger wrapped around the base and my thumb also on the base. I point it up towards where Harley's wet hole would be as we both prepare for the drop.

Harley: Ok, you ready, hon?

Y/N: As I'll ever be.

I said, sounding nervous. Harley sticks both of her hands high in the air. She takes a deep breath and does the splits. Her legs spread fast and her body starts descending fast. Time slows down for me as my heart stops for one second. My mind screams loudly, hoping my cock doesn't get bent again. I quickly pull my hand away from my rod so it won't get crushed by her dump truck of an ass. Luckily, Harley's cavern manages to reach my member and easily slips it inside her snug hole as the head of my cock reaches all the way to her cervix. Her fine booty smashes against my pelvis. The impact causes me to grunt as Harley lets out a loud moan.

Harley: AAHHHHH!!!

Y/N: Oh, sweet Jesus!

Harley looks down and sees my member sheathed inside her. Her eyes widen in excitement.

Harley: HA HA! Yes! Perfect aim! WOOOO!!!

Harley sticks her fists in the air triumphantly as she yells in victory.

Y/N: Well, that almost knocked the wind out of me.

The crazy girl looks over her shoulder.

Harley: Sorry, hon. I'll give ya a warning next time.

Y/N: Next time?

Harley ignores me and looks down at her vagina again. She lightly taps her hand on an area below her belly button, right where my rod is inside.

Harley: Can ya hear me, Y/N Jr.? You ready to fuck the fuck outta me?

Harley places her hand near her ear to try and hear a response.

Inside Harley's body reveals her fleshy walls constricting around my member as the tip is mushed against the entrance to her womb. Suddenly, a pair of cartoonish looking eyes and mouth magically appears on my reproductive organ.

Y/N Jr.: Loud and clear, Harley! Now let's get our FREAK on!

Back with Harley and I, she giggles as she look back to me.

Harley: You heard the little trooper. Let's get our freak on.~

Harley, still doing the splits, leans her body forward and plants her hands on the bed as she shows off more of her ass to me. She starts with moving her hips up and down at a good pace as her cheeks would clap with each thrust. I've never been that crazy for twerking, but there is something about Harley's movements and the way her ass cheeks clap just makes it so enticing.

The temptation becomes too much and I spank dat ass with full force, causing Harley to yelp but giggles soon after. The result leaves a red hand print on her right ass cheek, along with her walls briefly tightening around my meatsaber.

Harley: That's it, you fuckin' stud. Keep smackin' it. I want both cheeks to be completely red by the end of this.

I start using both of my hands to smack those perfect buns as Harley bites her lower lip and keeps twerking on my cock. After smacking them like bongo drums for at least a few minutes, her cheeks are now red. I decide to take the lead for a bit. I grip her spandex covered thighs and start thrusting up into my girl. The tails on Harley's hat start bouncing as her eyes roll back in pure ecstasy.

Harley: Right there! Right there! Take what's rightfully yours! Own this clussy!

Hearing her praises only fuels my prowess even more as my member keeps kissing Harley's cervix. I keep humping for a couple minutes until an idea pops into my head. I lean up from the bed and grab a hold of her body. I pull her back, resulting in Harley making a cute yelp. Her back is now on top of my body, her legs are in a V shape, I wrap my arms around both of her legs as I pull them near her head, and both hands grip the back of her neck. We are now in Harley's favorite sex position.

The good old fashion full nelson position.

I start thrusting up into Harley. Her eyes wide open and her voice screaming with primal hunger.

Harley: YES! Twist me like a fuckin' pretzel, baby!

My cock rubs against Harley's G-spot, adding further pleasure to the former clown girl. She smiles with gritted teeth as her eyes roll up into her skull. Her voice shakes with each thrust I give. Small beads of sweat secrete out of her more than usual, due to how hot the spandex jester costume is on her body. Her black eye mask starts to slowly slip off her face due to the decent amount of sweat. But from what I can tell, Harley doesn't give a shit. All she wants is to get fucked silly.

I've read on the internet that this position requires a lot of stamina, so my hips were starting to get a bit tired. But the adrenaline coursing through my body helps ignore the tiredness and allows me to keep pounding up into Harley.

Harley: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!

She keeps repeating the same word over and over again until she lets out a long moan and her walls tighten around my member.

Harley: Oh, fuuuuuuuuck! I just creamed so fuckin' hard!

I move Harley's body a bit so I can look over. And she's right. A white substance is slowly running down my cock. I feel a sense of accomplishment, knowing that I'm making my girl reach cloud 9.

I move back into place and continue giving Harley the fuck of her life. This is perfect. Spending Valentine's Day with Harley Quinn. Not only having rough sex with her, but she's also wearing her old outfit because she wants to fulfill my fantasies. It can't get any better than this.

Harley: You're so amazing, Puddin'!

Puddin'...

Puddin'...

Puddin'...

That word keeps echoing in my head. Then all of a sudden, my sexual prowess went from a hundred to a million. I abruptly stop thrusting, causing Harley to whine.

Harley: Babe, why'd you- OH!

I throw Harley down onto the bed as her black eye mask flies off her face. I lock her in the mating press position. Harley looks up at me, with a confused, but scaroused look in her eyes. I also see small strands of messy blonde hair slip through her jester hat.

Harley: Uhhh, Y/N?

I look down at her chest and I know what has to be done. Sorry Harley, I'll pay for the repairs. I grab a hold of the chest area of the her costume and rip it open with full force, revealing her succulent orbs.

Harley: HEY!

Harley's complaint gets cut short as I go all out with my thrusts. I even latch my mouth on one of her nipples and start sucking while I use both of my hands to grope her voluptuous breasts. Harley's anger gets replaced with an overwhelming sense of pure lust.

Harley: Holy guacamole! Where did all that energy come from?

With little sanity that Harley has left in her brain, she finally puts two and two together.

Harley: Oooooh. Did calling ya Puddin' activate ya neurons?

I grunt as my thrusts become more forceful, confirming her hypothesis.

Harley: Well, c'mon, Puddin'. Punch my fuckin' cervix with that hard cock of yours!

The wooden frame of the bed starts to move with the thrusts as it's hitting against the wall.

Meanwhile, A man in his 40s is seen laying in his bed. He covers his head with a pillow to try and block out the loud muffled banging and moaning on the other side of the wall just next to him.

Man: This is exactly why I hate this stupid holiday.

Back with Harley and me, she kicks her legs in the air helplessly as she grips the bed frame with her outstretched arms. At this point, her loud moans have become hoarse. While I keep up with my merciless thrusts on her tight cavern and my crown pushing against the entrance to Harley's womb. My mouth is still on her breasts, with primal thoughts of wanting to suck the milk out of them.

I remove my mouth from her milkers with a loud pop. My forehead is now against Harley's. I stare deep into her eyes and say what my heart desires.

Y/N: I fucking love you, Harley!

The crazy girl quickly holds my face with her hand.

Harley: I fucking love you, too!

We bring our lips together and our tongues dance in perfect harmony. I feel my balls tighten again, but this time, I didn't bother to warn Harley. She also doesn't object since she wraps her arms and legs around my body, keeping me in place. I keep going for a few more seconds until I go balls deep and blast everything I've got into my crazy girlfriend's love tunnel. My sperm crashes against Harley's cervix as the white substance leaks out between Harley's pussy lips and my cock. She screams into the kiss as her eyes roll back one last time.

Now spent, I slowly pull out of Harley and collapse on top of her. My head resting on one of her nice, soft, breasts.

Y/N: Man, I could just rest my head on these forever.

Harley: That'll have to wait, baby. I have to give ya your next gift.

Oh, right. There's another gift that Harley has for me. I get off of Harley and sit myself up on the bed as I rest my back on the bed frame. She was about to lean over to peck my cheek but she notices something on my face. She covers her mouth to try and not let her laugh out.

Y/N: What's so funny?

Harley couldn't hold back anymore and just laughs.

Harley: HAHAHAHA! It's your forehead! It's- HAHAHAHA!

Harley didn't finish her sentence and keeps laughing as she's holding her stomach. I wipe off whatever it is that she saw with my hand. I look at my palm and see white paint on it. I put two and two together and realize that it must've happened when my forehead was against Harley's when we had sex. I chuckle as I keep wiping the face pant off my head.

Y/N: Heh, aw jeez.

Harley calms down as her laugh subsides.

Harley: Haha, wait, wait. Let me grab a wash cloth while I grab your other gift, okey-dokey?

I give her a smile and nod.

Y/N: Alright.

Harley gives me a cute smile. She pecks my cheek and gets up from the bed. She hums "Hanging On The Telephone," as she walks to the door with a pep in her step. As my eyes are on her red spanked ass, I notice a small trail of cum on the floor that Harley is intentionally or unintentionally leaving behind. I chuckle as Harley leaves the bedroom.

I sit back on the bed and grab the water bottle from earlier and drink it until it gets completely empty. Damn, all that sex can make a man thirsty.

I set the empty bottle on the nightstand. I'll throw it away later. I hear the sound of the faucet from the bathroom running for a few seconds. The sound stops and I hear Harley's footsteps approaching. She comes back in, now with her jester hat off, allowing her sweaty blonde hair with red and blue streaks to flow freely. Her face is now clean of all white paint. Honestly, whether she has face paint on or not, she'll always have a stunningly beautiful face. She's holding a wash cloth in one hand, and carrying one of the plastic bags that she brought home in another.

Harley sits next to me on the bed and hands me the wash cloth.

Harley: Here you go.

Y/N: Thanks.

I take the cloth and try wiping off any paint on my forehead.

Harley: So...calling ya Puddin' makes you go beast mode, huh?

She said with a smirk on her face. I blush at the mention.

Y/N: W-well, I guess you calling me that along with wearing that costume kind of makes me feel...special and turned on. You know?

Harley chuckles.

Harley: Honestly, you deserve that nickname more than my last boyfriend.

I chuckle.

Y/N: Well, I'm honored to be more fitting for the title.

I wipe my face with the wash cloth a bit more and move it away and ask Harley.

Y/N: Is it all gone?

Harley checks my forehead and gives me a thumbs up.

Harley: Yeppers, all clean.

I put the wet cloth on the floor near the bed.

Harley: Oh, just so you know, I just took a birth control pill when I went to the bathroom and get you the wash cloth. You don't have to worry about miniature versions of us runnin' around the apartment anytime soon.

Y/N: That's good to know.

Occasionally, Harley would say that she would be a terrible mom if she ever had kids. She would put herself down sometimes. If I have to be honest here, sure she would have very rough areas of being a mom, but I think she can be a very eccentric and fun one, as long as she can make it work. I put those thoughts behind me for the time being and notice the ripped chest area on her costume.

Y/N: Hey, sorry for ripping your costume. I'll pay for repairs, if you want.

Harley waves it off.

Harley: Don't worry about it. I'll let it slide just this once since you gave me a REAL fucking. It'll just take around a couple of hours to fix this shit.

Harley then gives me a dark look.

Harley: Just know that if it happens again, I WILL peg you.

I start to sweat a little, making a mental note not to do that again. She then gives me a cheery smile.

Harley: Enough about that. Ta-da!

She presents a heart-shaped box to me.

Harley: Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie!

I grab the box and smile at Harley.

Y/N: Harley, this is wonderful.

I open it up and see loads of chocolates inside, though half of them are in good condition. The other half, well, the others are kind of smashed. Harley notices the confusion on my face. She peaks inside the box and gasps.

Harley: Awww, son of a bitch! I should've known it would've happened.

Y/N: What do you mean?

Harley: Well, after I bought the chocolates, I walked out of the candy store, and some dickhead bumps into me. I dropped the box and the douche was all like, (deep voice) "Watch where you're going, you stupid bitch!" (normal voice) So I punched the dick square in the face. I think I heard his nose break too. Anyway, I looked at the box and it looked like it was in good condition. I guess I should've checked inside before running away. I'm so sorry, Y/N.

Harley crosses her arms and looks down with a sad look.

Y/N: Hey, it's all good. The chocolates still look tasty.

Harley hums in agreement. But I know that she's still sad. That's when an idea pops into my head.

Y/N: Hey, I know what'll cheer you up.

Harley: What's that?

Y/N: Your Valentine's Day gift.

Harley's depressed state suddenly changes to excitement. Her eyes light up with anticipation.

Harley: Oh, oh! What is it? What is it?

Y/N: You're gonna have to close your eyes and hold out your hands for this one. I'll tell you when to open 'em.

Harley does what I say and closes her eyes with her hands out. She has a cute little grin as her body lightly bounces up and down with excitement. She then feels the object in her hands. It's flat and somewhat light. She raises her eyebrows in confusion.

Y/N: Now, it's not chocolate or flowers. But I hope the gift is good enough for you. Go ahead, open your eyes.

Harley opens her eyes and looks down at her gift. Her blue eyes widen at the sight before her.

A record album of one of her favorite music artists ever. Harley would often sing some of Blondie's songs whenever we're together. We have a record player too, so I thought I would kill two birds with one stone.

Harley suddenly screams. But not out of fear, but out of pure joy. I quickly cover my ears but I smile at Harley's excitement. She hugs the album close to her chest and rocks her back on the bed while kicking her legs in the air like a kid on Christmas Day.

Harley: I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!

It warms my heart to see Harley loving her gift in such a cute child-like manner. She looks up at me with a wide smile. She puts the album on the side of the bed and leaps right at me. We both crash on the bed as Harley wraps her hands on the back of my neck and showers me with kisses.

Harley: You are the best boyfriend ever!

I chuckle as Harley keeps kissing all over my face.

Y/N: Anything for my queen of anarchy.

My beloved girlfriend keeps kissing for a few more seconds until she pulls away and gives me a seductive grin.

Harley: You know, all this affection has gotten me acting up again.

Harley then traces her finger on my right pectoral muscle.

Harley: Got room for one more round?

Y/N: Hmmm. Sure, I've got at least a bit more fuel left in the tank.

I was just about to position myself on top of Harley again, but I suddenly feel a huge amount of soreness in my pelvis. I grip my side and let out a hiss through my gritted teeth as I lay back down on the bed.

Harley: What's wrong?

Y/N: I uh...I think my pelvis is sore from all that thrusting. Could you maybe...take the lead?

Harley giggles as she positions herself on top of me.

Harley: Already ahead of ya...

Harley leans down and kisses my lips, but the kiss was less of a lustful kiss and more of a kiss out of genuine love. She pulls back and looks at me with her beautiful blue eyes and finishes her sentence with,

Harley: ...Puddin'.~

Chapter Text

(Verosika Mayday belongs to Vivziepop)

I'm a mechanic for a local bowling alley. My job is to make sure that the bowling pin setter machines are working properly and fix any of them in case of they start acting up. I also make sure that the runways are oiled-up for the customers before the alley opens.

My boss, who is the owner of this fine establishment, said that one of the machines is malfunctioning. Thankfully, he said its not on fire, so hopefully it shouldn't be a huge hassle.

It's Saturday night and the bowling alley closed just a half hour ago. I just finished some paperwork and start grabbing my tools. I was just about to leave my office until my boss comes in. He was just about to hand me the keys to lock up the building until he notices me grabbing my tools. He tells me to walk with him to the back room where the machines are.

As we walk, he explains to me that the problem started earlier today when a family was playing a game of bowling. They were just having a good ol' time until the machine started to act all weird on them. My boss compensated the family with a different bowling lane, carrying over their score, and offer them free pizza and snacks for the trouble. The family was a bit annoyed but thankfully understanding.

My boss and I walk into to the back room. The long room is a bit crowded since each pin setter machine takes up the most room. He points out the defective pin machine and I tell him that I can get it fixed in roughly a half hour and then I'll close the place up. My boss thanks me and jokingly says he'll provide me with free pizza for a month. I tell him that I'll hold him to it. We share a laugh, he hands me the keys to the building, wishes me a goodnight, and leaves for the night.

I make sure to turn off power to the machine by pressing a few buttons so it doesn't start going while I'm inside trying to fix it. That wouldn't end well. I look around inside to see what the problem is until I find it. Turns out that one of the chains that helps raises and lowers the setting table is broken. Should be an easy fix.

I remove the old chain and replace it with a new one. Now I need to test the machine with a set of pins since there are none on the runway. I look around the room and see a couple of boxes. I open the first one and see two sets of bowling pins inside. I pull both sets out and I place the first set on the ground. One pin tips over and rolls a few feet away from the other pins. I wave it off and decide put the pin back in a bit.

I then place the second set on the conveyor belt. I turn the power back on and let the pin setter machine do all the work.

The small conveyor belt moves the pins and each one lands on the pin elevator that takes them up one at a time. Each pin rises up to the top until each one slides out of the elevator and rides into their individual spots on the setting table. Lo and behold, the table lowers down and sets all ten pins on the runway with no problem at all. I wipe my hands with satisfaction.

Y/N: There we go, that should do it.

Female voice: Oh, thank you so much, sir!

Y/N: Don't mention it.

My eyes suddenly grow wide in realization. My eyes dart around the room, trying to find the source of the voice.

Y/N: Is...I-is someone in here?

Female voice: Down here.

I look down to my right and I can't believe what I'm seeing...

The bowling pin that rolled away just a moment ago, now has a pair of eyes with noticeable eyelashes. It gives me an indication that the inanimate object is in fact, a female. There's also a beauty mark on the left side of her...face? Yeah, let's just call it a face.

Bowling pin: I just want to say thanks for fixing the machine. I swear, it was long overdue for a fixing.

I'm completely petrified. As the somehow-living bowling pin keeps speaking, I walk out of the back room.

Bowling pin: Wait! Where are you going?

I close the door behind me and face the wall near the back door. I take a deep breath...and start bashing my head against the wall.

Y/N: IT'S! NOT! REAL! IT'S! NOT! REAL!

I keep bashing my head for a few seconds and stop. I take a step back to compose myself. Hopefully, it helped knock some sense into my brain.

Y/N: Keep it together, Y/N. You did not just see a bowling pin with cartoonish-looking eyes. You are gonna walk back inside and see a regular bowling pin.

I walk back into the back room, hoping that my mind was just playing tricks on me. But to my utter surprise, the living object is still there.

Bowling pin: Goodness, what was all that banging outside?

Y/N: You-...that is...HOW?! HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!

The living bowling pin shrugs nonchalantly.

Bowling pin: I don't know.

Y/N: YOU DON'T KNOW?! What do you mean you don't- wait a minute... Are ALL objects in existence alive?!

Bowling pin: I don't know for certain but the other pins are alive. Girls, say "hi."

As if I couldn't be more shocked, I see the first set of bowling pins on the ground, also with eyes. They all giggle and say,

Bowling pins: Hiiiiiii~ /He's cute.

The pupils in my eyes grow small in complete shock as I weakly wave to the pins.

Bowling pin: There's also the bowling ball but...we don't talk about him.

The living pin said with annoyance in her voice. I decide not to ask, the less my brain can take in this bizarre situation the better.

Bowling pin: Anyway, I know this is kind of overwhelming...

Y/N: You think?

Bowling pin: But please, hear me out.

I take a couple of deep breaths to help grasp my sanity.

Y/N: Ok...ok...let me just...

I feel around on my left to find anything to sit on until I feel the second box. I sit down on it and take a deep breath.

Y/N: Alright. Proceed.

The living pin hops closer to me. It's funny, It kind of reminds me of the vegetable characters from Veggietales.

Bowling pin: I want to give you something for the trouble. I don't have any money since, well, I'm a bowling pin. I get hit by balls for a living. Though, I don't exactly get paid.

The living pin gives me a cheerful look and lightly giggles. I couldn't help but give a slight grin, despite me feeling overwhelmed.

Bowling pin: But, there is one thing I can do, as long as you're interested, of course. I don't want to pressure you.

Y/N: What'd you have in mind?

The bowling pin tips herself backwards and lands on the ground. What I'm seeing now, I'm just one percent away from fainting. Underneath the sentient bowling pin is...a vagina.

Yep, I am not joking. There is a literal vagina at the base of the bowling pin.

Bowling pin: We can have some fun together if you want. I want to give you something in return. Like I said, I don't want to pressure you. It's entirely up to you if you want to do this.

I stare at the bowling pin's pussy for a bit. (God, that's a sentence you'd never hear come out of someone's mouth.) I nervously gulp and stare at the pin's eyes, knowing what I must do.

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Loud moans can be heard in the back room. I'm sitting on the box, with on leg planted on the ground while my other leg is stretched out on the floor. My left hand is planted on the box to keep myself balanced. What I'm doing right now is holding the living bowling pin with my right hand as I bring her whole body down on my hard member. The pin moans loudly each time I bring her down and up.

I'm both turned-on and weirded out at what I'm currently doing.

Bowling pin: Ah~ Oh Goodness! You're so much better than that- mmm, stupid bowling ball!

I stop my movement and look at the bowling pin with a confused look.

Y/N: I'm sorry, what?

Bowling pin: Forget about it! Please, keep going!

I drop it and obey. The feeling of her pussy feels so warm, and the texture feels like smooth silicone. It's even wet as well.

Bowling pin: From how you're holding me, you look like you had something my size before, didn't you?

Y/N: I...kind of have a Riley Reid fleshlight at home.

Bowling pin: OH, that explains it.

I start to go faster with my movements. The pin's voice starts to grow rapid and desperate as I plunge deeper into the sentient object. I can even see a huge bulge appear and disappear inside her "body."

The group of bowling pins stare at what's happening, with lustful looks in their cartoonish-looking eyes.

Bowling pin #6: God, I wish that was me.~

I start to feel my climax approaching.

Y/N: U-uh, I think I'm getting close.

The pin's eyes give me a lustful, yet hungry look.

Bowling pin: YES! Do it! I want you to flood me with everything you got!

I nod and keep going. She didn't say I can't finish inside her so I figure it should be ok. I mean, she's a bowling pin. Sure, she has a vagina, but she doesn't have a womb, fallopian tubes, and ovaries, right?

I go faster inside the pin for about ten seconds until I let out a loud groan and jerk my hips slightly up as I release quite arguably the biggest load I've ever released. The pin's lower body start to inflate with potent cum as the bowling pin's eyes roll into her head at the overwhelming amount of man milk.

The pin's stomach keeps expanding until there's no more room for the sperm to go. The bowling pin then blasts off of my hand and drained dick. The pin flies across the room with cum blasting out of her pussy.

The other bowling pins quake in fear as the flying pin is about to crash into them.

Bowling pin #9: OH NO! Not again!!!

The cum-filled bowling pin then crashes right into the others, knocking them all down.

I hang my head back as I catch my breath for a moment. I look towards where the pin flew off to and see the result. The bowling pins are all over the ground, groaning in dizziness. I have an embarrassed look on my face at what just happened and I call out to the unfortunate pins.

Y/N: Sorry!

I was just about to get up and zip my pants up until my eye catches something even more bizarre. A few feet away from me is a blue bowling ball with two cartoonish floating hands...and a large cock and balls attached to it. The bowling ball glances at me and the pins. The bowling ball looks at me again and gives me a thumbs up.

I nervously give a thumbs up back at the other sentient object. I lean my body forward and rest my head on my hands as the post-nut clarity kicks in.

Y/N: What the fuck did I just do?

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A week has passed since that...eventful night.

So far, everything seems to be smooth sailing. The pin machines are in good condition, the runway is oiled-up as usual, and I should be all good.

Not exactly. The sentient pin is still in my mind. Some part of me thought it was all just a weird ass dream. Another part of me believes it was real. The way her pussy felt around my cock, how hard I came, and the way her body got inflated with my cum. I couldn't resist anymore. I decide to go see her again...if she was real at all.

The bowling alley closes, my boss comes into my office and hands me the keys. I make up a lie and tell him that I'm gonna be at the office for a while to finish up with paperwork. He nods and tells me not to work too hard. He says goodnight and leaves.

This is my chance. I leave my office and walk into the back room. I head towards the pin setter machine that I fixed last week and find the pins resting on the setting table.

Y/N: Pssst. Hey, you there?

A pair of cartoon eyes pops into existence on one of the bowling pins. The object then flips herself right side up and looks at me with a surprised look.

Bowling pin: Oh! Hello, there. I'm surprised to see you again.

Y/N: What makes you think that?

Bowling pin: Well, I haven't seen you in a week. So I figured that it must have been a one night stand.

Y/N: No, no, it's not like that. I'm not that kind of guy. I was just busy with my job, plus I thought what happened last week was just a strange dream. No offense.

Bowling pin: None taken. It's understandable that you would think that way. I mean, look at me. I look like something out of those cheep 90's animations when the bowling player gets a "strike", "spare," or "gutterball."

We both share a laugh.

Bowling pin: So, are you here to have a nice friendly conversation with me or...are you here to have some fun with me again?

Y/N: Is both good?

Bowling pin: It is. At least you're not a horn dog, like that one guy. From what I remember, you seem to be aquatinted with him.

I immediately remember the bowling ball. Yeah, that image is gonna be burned into my brain for the rest of my life.

Y/N: Oh, yeah. Him. I'll make sure to keep my distance from him.

Bowling pin: Good choice. OH! Before we have some fun together, I have wonderful news.

Y/N: What's up?

The pin then gives me an excited look.

Bowling pin: I'm pregnant!

Y/N: ...HOW?!?!

(A/N: In case if it wasn't obvious, April Fools! Also, the Fuckable Pin belongs to wyerframeZ.)

Chapter Text

(Verosika Mayday belongs to Vivziepop.)

Everything is such a blur. I guess that's what happens when you get drunk. 

One minute, you were celebrating your 21st birthday with your cousin and his friends at a music festival, the next, you're in a high-class RV making out with a hot pop star known as, Verosika Mayday.

That's right. You're making out with THE Verosika Mayday. 

You don't remember how you got here, but at the moment, you don't really care. Really, it's just the drink clouding your mind and memory. You're laying on her silky bed as Verosika is on top of you. Both your tongue and hers dance with lustful desperation. 

Her lips and tongue feels so addicting that you just don't want to pull away. It's like as if Verosika gives off an aphrodisiac that can drive anyone sexually crazy. 

She grinds her hips on your crotch as your hands grip her ass through her pink skirt. Verosika notices this and removes her mouth from yours. She looks down at you with her hot pink eyes, her eyebrow raised while biting her lower lip.

Verosika: Mmm.~ That's quite a grip you got there.

Y/N: Is it too much?

Verosika: I didn't say you should let up.

Getting the message, your hands keep exploring her FINE ass through her skirt for a moment. The pop star lets out soft moans through her lips as her right arm reaches back, grips her skirt and lifts it up, revealing her nice ass. 

Verosika: You know what to do.~

You eagerly nod as you start feeling her sexy posterior. Your hands feel her smooth light brown skin as you realize that the pop star is not wearing any panties.

Y/N: No panties, huh?

Verosika: Are you really that surprised?

Y/N: No, not really.

You then eye up the pink crop top she's wearing.

Y/N: ...Are you also not wearing a bra underneath?

Verosika's pink eyes look down at her top and back up at you with a seductive smirk.

Verosika: Wanna find out?~

The pop star sits up and starts taking off her pink top. She starts with slowly removing her right detached pink long sleeve as you notice a tattoo on her right arm. It's a red heart with a name on it, "Blitzo." However, the tattoo has a black X crossed on it. Must've been an ex-boyfriend that hurt her REAL badly. You decide not to ask about the tattoo, you don't want to ruin the sexy vibe you two have going on right now.

After removing the first piece of clothing, Verosika playfully drops the sleeve on your face. However, your entranced expression is not phased at all by the clothing on your face as your eyes are still on the pop star in front of you.

Verosika then removes her top, revealing her big voluptuous breasts to you. It's like as if you can just dive into these orbs and be lost in them forever. Verosika seductively giggles. She grabs her succulent tits and lightly shakes them in front of your face.

Verosika: Go on. Why don't you...give them a taste.~

You didn't have to be told twice as you latch your mouth onto her right brown nipple while your right hand pinches her left one. She bites her lower lip and lets out soft hums as she feels the stimulation by your tongue, lips, and fingers.

Verosika: Mmm.~ Yeah, that's it. Work that mouth. I want your hands to make me cream.

As your mouth and hand work on her tasty nips, Verosika takes your left hand and brings it down between her legs. You feel so much wetness in your hand.

Verosika: You feel how wet my kitty is? She REALLY wants you.~

You immediately follow your instincts. You move Verosika's body to your right side on her bed as you slip your index and middle fingers inside her, causing the pop star to let out sexy moans. Her warm walls squeeze around your appendages as you work your magic. As you begin fingering the pop star, you can hear wet sloshing sounds. Verosika looks at you with a seductive smirk.

Verosika: You hear that? She is talking.

Y/N: Then I'll make her scream.

Verosika cooes at your comeback.

Verosika: Then prove it, big boy.~

You switch your index finger out and replace it with your ring one as you finger faster, determined to make the sexy pop star squirt her brains out.

Verosika lets out euphoric moans as she feels the hot sensation run up her spine. You even start to make out on the crook of her neck, wanting to leave marks on her light brown skin. This causes her to roll her eyes up into her skull in pure bliss. 

Verosika: Oh fuuuuuck!~ Mmm... That's it. Those are the spots. Keep fucking going!

As you keep leaving marks on her neck, your fingers exit her wet cavern and repeatedly smack the area of her clit, causing her to growl in a lustful way.

Verosika: Mmm! You're very good with your hands. Have you done this before?

You quickly think of a way to avoid the question.

Y/N: I'm a scholar at watching porn.

Verosika: Really now? If you keep impressing me with something like this, then you'll definitely earn that degree.

Y/N: Thank God I studied hard.

Feeling bold, your right hand holds the back of Verosika's head, feeling the ombre-blonde hair with pink undertones on your hand. You then bring your lips to hers as you two engage in a heated make out session while your fingers on your left hand keep pushing in and out of her wet cave.

Her moans slightly vibrate against your mouth as your tongues dance together. Her hips roll against your fingers, desperate to keep that stimulating feeling. 

Your mouths separate as a trail of saliva connects to both your mouth and hers. Looking at the pop star's face, her beautiful pink eyes, the color of her hair, her smooth skin, and that tiny black heart tattoo on her right cheek. She's so mesmerizing that you just want to stare into her beautiful face forever.

Feeling an overwhelming sense of pure lust, especially when being in the state of drunkness, Verosika pushes your upper body back on the bed, catching you completely by surprise.

Y/N: Wha...?

Verosika: I want you to eat me out SOOOO badly!

She stands up and starts removing her pink skirt. Your eyes widen at the sight of her beautifully naked curvy body. The only article of clothing left is her black choker and the long black thigh-high heel boots. Verosika was about to remove her boots but you raise your hand to signal her to stop.

Y/N: Wait, can the boots stay on?

She looks down at you with a surprised but intrigued look.

Verosika: Sure. I always feel sexy when I have these on.

The pop star then sits on top of your face with her bent knees. You're just a few inches from Verosika's wet love tunnel as you get an amazing view. The sight and smell is enough to send the neurons in your brain into overdrive.

Verosika: Go on. Show me what that mouth can REALLY do.~

Verosika spreads her lips with her fingers and get and an amazing sight of her beautiful folds. With determination in your eyes, you grip her hips and bring her wet ass pussy down to your mouth. Her eyes nearly pop out of her skull at your sudden tongue attack on her delicious entrance. She struggles to let the words come out of her mouth.

Verosika: Fffffffffuck yeah! Work that fucking tongue!

Out of all the men and women that ate her out, the pop star has never felt so much vigorous action before. Maybe there truly is something special about you after all. 

Your tongue swirls around inside her pussy while your thumb rubs furiously on her swollen clit. As your tongue works its wonders inside, you lick on every nook and cranny of her walls, even her g-spot. 

Verosika then moves her legs from sitting on her knees, to doing the splits on the bed. In doing so, your tongue goes deeper into Verosika's pussy. She hums hungrily and grips the back of your head with both of her hands. Her back arches and her hips push forward as much as she can on your mouth. Your tongue's not close enough to reach her cervix. I mean, you're a human, your tongue can't reach that far. But maybe something else can...

You save that thought for later as you focus your energy towards your tongue action on Verosika. 

The pop star can feel something building up inside of her loins. Her legs start to quiver and her grip on your head tightens as her climax rapidly approaches.

Verosika: Oh Satan, I'm cumming!! AHHH!!!

Your hands tighten on her hips, causing Verosika to send her over the edge. She squeals as her body convulses in pure ecstasy. Her grip on your head tightens up as she squirts hard on your face and mouth. Verosika hunches forward as she goes cross-eyed and her voice shakes with each wave of euphoric pleasure. 

You swallow down as much girl juice as you possibly can while still breathing through your nose to keep yourself from passing out. You read that a girl's cum would taste bitter and tangy, but for Verosika, her cum actually tastes sweet.

After that intense orgasm, Verosika hangs her head low while catching her breath. You on the other hand, is still buried in Verosika's quivering pussy. There's bit of her cum all over her thighs, crotch, and even on your face. You try to remove your face from her cooter. However, the pop star grabs your head to prevent you from moving away. She looks down at you with pure hunger in her eyes. The exhaustion that she had a moment ago; gone. Like as if she was never tired at all.

Verosika: Uh-uh, big boy. Clean your plate.~

You obey and start licking up the the droplets of her juices off of her thighs and around her pussy. The feeling of your tongue on her thighs sends small shivers down her spine.

After licking every last drop, Verosika moves herself off your face, and to your surprise, she starts licking your face. It takes you completely by surprise, but you're not complaining. In fact, you find this extremely hot. The way her tongue licks on your face and the sound her her sexy hums is enough to drive anyone insane with pleasure.

As you lay on Verosika's bed, enjoying this erotic, yet blissful moment, she licks every last drop of her cum off your face. After what feels like an eternity for you, Verosika pulls back and licks her lips seductively.

Verosika: There. All clean. Now... let's see what I'm working with down there.~

The pop star moves herself down towards your pants. Knowing where this is going, you start taking off your shirt while Verosika undoes the button and zipper on your pants. In a swift motion, she removes both you pants and underwear, revealing your hard cock. All 11 inches of it. Verosika's eyes widen at the sight. 

Verosika: Oh. My. Satan. (to you) I knew there was something special about you. 

She looks back at your long John as she traces her finger on the underside.

Verosika: How many girls did they have the pleasure of bouncing on that third leg of yours?

Y/N: I...uh...

She doesn't notice your hesitation as she's too enamored by your meatsaber. The length, the musky smell, and how full those balls of yours are. Many thoughts race in her head. She's deciding whether to start with giving you a sloppy toppy or just start riding that dick immediately. She loves some good foreplay but after the way how you made her squirt with your mouth. The temptation becomes too much, even for a woman like Verosika.

Verosika: Fuck it. I want you inside me.

She positions herself on top of you and starts off with grinding her wet pussy lips against the length of your member. The sensation makes you release a euphoric sigh as the confidence slowly falters.

Y/N: Oh, fuck.

Verosika: Oh? So this is the first time you've ever done something like this? 

You nervously nod. Verosika lets out a seductive giggle as she leans down towards your face while softly caressing your right cheek. It makes you feel at ease.

Verosika: Don't worry. I'll go easy on you...for now.

She leans her body back up and guides you aching member towards her cotter with her hand. Your head is against her lips as your heart rate slowly picks up with excitement, anticipation, and nervousness.

Verosika: Now...let's go for a little ride, shall we?

The pop star slowly sinks a couple inches into her welcoming walls. She at least has the decency to not overwhelm you.

Her walls squeeze around a quarter of your tool, especially your urethra. This sensation is unlike anything you've ever experienced before. It's like tiny little tongues are licking all around your cock. You bite your lower lip while suppressing a moan with your fists clenching. She keeps sinking in until you're about 5 inches deep. A drawn out moan escapes her lips as her eyes squint with sexual joy.

She looks down and sees that your amazing meatsaber is almost halfway inside her. Excitement fills her body, she wants nothing more than to got to town on this irresistible dick. Thankfully for you, she controls her lustful hunger.

Verosika: We'll start there. But just know that I won't go so soft as we go on. Got it, big boy?~

You nod nervously. She places her hands on your chest and slowly glides across your chest.

Verosika: Just relax and let me show you what true pleasure is like.~

It's like as if her words have a way of making you feel at ease with euphoric comfort. Especially with the way her hands glide on your body.

She plants her hands on your chest and starts moving up and down on your member. Feeling her vaginal muscles sliding against your useful tool sends shivers down your spine, while Verosika is experiencing the best dick she's ever bounced.

Verosika: Fuck yeah!~ You like how my pussy feels around this perfect dick of yours?

Your hands grip her hips as you help bring her pussy down.

Y/N: More than anything in the world!

Verosika: Oh? That great, huh? Well, how does this feel?

Verosika sinks herself to the 8 inch mark down on your meatsaber. She's just 3 inches away from going balls deep as the head of your cock is now pressing against her cervix. The sensation makes you let out a shaky moan and your eyes drift up towards the ceiling and feel more of her tight gripping pussy. 

Verosika: I can definitely tell that you like that. Get ready, big boy. 'Cause I'm gonna ride this dick until you're shooting blanks.

Verosika starts riding hard on you as her huge milkers bounce in a hypnotic way. Your hands reach out and start kneading her fun bags.

Verosika: Yeah!~ Show me how much you love my fucking tits!

The pop star places her hands behind her head as she lets you erotically massage her amazing ta-tas. Your confidence slowly builds back up as you plant your heels on her bed with your legs slightly bent and start thrusting up into the sexy woman on top of you. Your urethra starts mashing against the entrance to her baby room, causing Verosika to growl in pure lust.

Verosika: That's the fucking spot! KEEP! FUCKING! GOING!

You don't let up on your thrusts and groping, as sweat slowly secretes through both your skins. This goes on for a few minutes until Verosika changes position. She leans her body back as she plants her feet on the bed and her hands on your bent knees. She resumes movements as your cock slides against her g-spot.

You feel your balls tightening up and your heart rate picking up some speed as your climax slowly approaches. Your thrust up harder as your cock rams against Verosika's cervix harder. It's like as if your cock wants to push inside and snug itself inside her womb. You struggle to announce your impending orgasm as your breathing prevents you from saying a sentence.

Y/N: I'm...I'm... 

Verosika: You gonna cum? You gonna cum?~

Y/N: Yes! So badly!

Verosika: Then do it, big boy! Cum in my pussy. (start creaming) Oh, yeah! Cum in my nice, tight pussy.~

Seeing her creaming on your cock pushes you to the limit.

As you reach your climax, you push up as hard as you possibly can. Which causes your cock to finally break through Verosika's cervix and release the biggest nut you've ever released. As you pump load after load into the pop star's womb, a slight bulge appears on her stomach. 

Verosika's whole world shatters into a million pieces. Her eyes shrink as she experiences a hurricane of pleasure like never before. She lets out loud and shaky screams as Verosika squirts like a garden hose. Now, I don't mean metaphorically. I mean, like an actual garden hose. The sounds of water splashing on both bodies, the bed, and the floor can be heard throughout the RV.

The two of you feel the shockwaves of your super intense orgasms. Your eyes are shut tight as you pump as much baby batter into her welcoming womb, while Verosika's brain starts frying due to your extremely impressive performance.

Suddenly, blue flames engulf the pop star. The fire doesn't hurt you since you only feel a cool breeze and you were to busy riding the big finish. The blue flames dissipate and the pop star looks... different. More on that in a moment.

After the intense screaming, Verosika lets out exhausted moans, her eyes are half-lit, her legs are still quivering, and struggles to keep herself balanced. Her body tips over on her back as her pussy unsheathes from your spent cock, and lands on the bed.

She rests the back of her left hand on her forehead as she rests her eyes. Your man milk leaks out of her pussy as small cum bubbles inflate from her hole.

After a few minutes to resting, you prop your body back up to look at the pop star in front of you. However, what you're seeing right now takes you completely off guard.

Y/N: Woah.

The pop star removes hand away from her head and glances at the man that fucked her brains out.

Verosika: What's...what's wrong?

Y/N: I think the booze is really getting to me, you look...pink.

Verosika: What are you-

Before Verosika and finish asking her question, she looks at her hand and her eyes are wide in complete and utter shock. Her hand and arm changed from her light-brown skin to hot pink. Verosika looks around her body and sees that her body has changed.

Her skin is now a hot pink color, she still has the small black heart tattoo on her right cheek. Her eyes still have the same pink iris color, but the white sclera in her eyes is replaced by yellow sclera. Her hair color is now umbrae-white with the same pink undertones. On top of her head are two pink horns with black tips on the top with black stars on them. 

The pop star also has a pair of bat-like wings with black markings that resemble hearts on her back. She has a long, black-tipped spade-shaped tail. The only noticeable difference with her clothing is that her black thigh-highs now have three pink X's on both legs.

All of these features on Verosika, except for the clothing, can only lead to one thing. She's a demon, or worse, (or better) a succubus!

Verosika: (thoughts) Fuck! Did he make me cum so hard that it changed me back into my real form?!

While Verosika is still processing this, you gently grab both of her wrists, making the succubus look at you.

Y/N: Can I be brutally honest with you?

She raises her eyebrow, waiting for your answer.

Y/N: I know the booze is making me see things, plus making me all loopy. But I gotta say, you are genuinely the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Surprisingly for Verosika, she blushes. 

Verosika: ...I-

You interrupt her by locking your lips on hers once again. She quickly sinks into the kiss as your tongues fight for dominance. From the way you two are holding each other, it's like as if you two are lovers. After a minute of sucking face, you pull back for air as the sexy woman in just inches from your face gives you a smirk.

Verosika: Wanna go again?

Y/N: Yes, ma'am.

Verosika: Good.~

The succubus gets on her hands and knees and shows you her amazing hot pink ass cheeks. You can still see a small trail of your jizz leaking out of her pussy and down her thighs. Verosika uses her left hand to spread her perfect cheeks.

Verosika: Why don't you use my other hole?~

She says as her donut hole winks at you. (Yeah, I'm so sorry for saying that.) Not to mention that her tail does a sexy "come here" motion. You have a feeling that the tail was just apart of your drunk imagination. But really though, you just kind of roll with it.

Y/N: Fuck yeah!

You position yourself behind Verosika. Before you can plunge yourself into her anal cavity, Verosika sticks her hand up, signaling you to wait.

Verosika: Hold it!

She reaches toward her nightstand, grabs a small bottle of lube, and offers it to you.

Verosika: Here, you'll need this. I've had plenty of experience back there, but a girl still needs this.

Y/N: Oh, right, right. Sorry.

You take the bottle and open the cap. You pour some of it onto your right hand and get your glizzy all lubed up. You even trace some lube on her anus.

Y/N: Ok. Ready.

Verosika: Good. Now claim what's yours, big boy.~

You push your member into her tight ass. Her hands clench on the silky blanket as she feels so much meat filling her hole up. You manage to push 5 inches into her back door.

Y/N: Ahh! So fucking warm.

Verosika: *Ngh.* Only the best for a stallion like you. Go on. Split me in half.~

The succubus shakes her hips as you feel her anal muscles squeezing around you with a vice grip. Fueled by sexual desire, you grasp her shoulders and start thrusting into her amazing ass, causing Verosika to moan uncontrollably. 

As you push yourself against her pucker, she helps by pushing back against you. You look down and see that every time you pull back, her sphincter grips your meat like as if it's trying to suck you back in. Verosika notices my gaze and grins.

Verosika: You see how much my ass wants your cock? 

Y/N: Yeah. Yeah, I fucking do! I just wanna stay inside forever.

You said as your thrustings start to pick up some speed and you push a few more inches into her rectum, making Verosika let out loud moans inside the RV.

You look at her bat-like wings. If hentai has taught you anything, it's that pulling a woman's wings during sex is a guaranteed turn-on. You don't know if it'll actually be true, but hey, why not take a gamble, even if the wings are just a hallucination. So you grab her wings and pull them back, causing Verosika to let out sharp screams. You were about to let go and apologize, but the succubus looks back at you pure lust.

Verosika: YES! PULL MY WINGS HARDER, YOU FUCKING ANIMAL!!! GO BALLS DEEP!! I WANNA FEEL EVERY LAST INCH!

Hearing those words come out of her mouth excites you as you keep pulling her wings and start thrusting balls deep into her anal cavity. The succubus groans through her gritted teeth, she never felt so stuffed in her life and she never wants this to end. She wraps her tail around your torso, wanting to keeping you in place and feel closer to you. Your pelvis slams against her hot pink ass cheeks as the two supple buns ripple with every thrust.

You then push her whole body onto the bed as you remain on top of her. You thrust hard down into her anal walls as your middle and ring finger reach around Verosika's face and pull the right end of her lips. She has a fucked-silly look as she experiences the best back shots of her life while hoarse hums leave her mouth.

Her hand quickly moves down her body to reach her pussy. Her arm is smushed between the bed and her body, but she doesn't feel any discomfort in her arm. But really though, even if she's does feel any discomfort in her arm, the unimaginable pleasure coursing through her body is more than enough to ignore the discomfort. She starts to frantically finger herself with two of her fingers as you keep pounding her backside.

After a few minutes of merciless thrusting, and Verosika messing the bed with her girl cum, you pull your glizzy out of her hot ass and pull her body, causing Verosika to let out a cute but hot yelp. She's now positioned in the pile driver position. The back of her head and upper back are on the floor, while her lower back is resting against the side of her bed. Her legs are spread out wide, giving you an amazing view of her pussy and slightly gaping asshole. 

Verosika: Getting creative, huh? I fucking love it!

Without saying another word, you get into position. You're facing the succubus beneath you while your hands are on her thighs. You plunge your magnum dong deep into her second hole once more and start mercilessly thrusting down in her. As she grunts and moans every time you go deep, she looks at your face and sees so much sheer will in your eyes. She can't help but find your expression hot.

After a while, her anus stretches enough to accommodate to the size of your shaft. Even when her anal muscles are stretched out, it squeezes around your cock tight, indicating that Verosika is about to reach another climax. 

Verosika: OH FUUUUCK! I'M GONNA CUM!

Y/N: YES! YES! COME ON! SQUIRT FOR ME!

She finds your commanding voice to be so sexy as her hoarse moans become louder and quicker. You abruptly pull out with a loud "pop" sound and quickly move to her right side on a bent knee. Your fingers work their magic again on her clam, making sure to rub hard on Verosika's g-spot. The succubus' (or succubi's- fuck it, you know what I mean.) eyes widen and  shrieks at the intense orgasm. The sound of your fingers fighting against the rough squirting tide is music to your ears. Her juices land on her hot pink skin as her eyes roll to the back of her head. You quickly move your face towards her squirting geyser as your mouth catches the amount of her juices exploding out of her pink pussy.

After she's done squirting yet again, her lower body sinks to the floor. With some of her cum still in your mouth, you move over to her face, open her mouth, and let her cum flow out of your mouth and into hers. Verosika enjoys this dirty gesture and gives you a tired, but sultry grin. You finish this with a rough kiss.

Verosika: Mmmmm.~ It tastes so fucking goooooood.

Her words slurred with exhaustion. You sit back on the floor as the two of you catch your breath. Even though you didn't cum again, you still need to take a break. You look at the sexy woman in front of you. She lays there with her chest rising and falling as her tired moans can be heart from her mouth. You feel a sense of accomplishment, knowing that you were the one who made her this way.

Y/N: You ok?

Verosika: Yeah...I'm good. You're definitely leagues better than my last boyfriend.

Y/N: Heh, thanks. Your definitely leagues better than my hands.

The two of you share a small laugh.

Y/N: So, uh, after I get some water, you wanna keep going?

She looks up at you with a tired smirk.

Verosika: Like you had to ask.

You smirk right back at Verosika. You stand up, reach down, and grasp her forearms. She grasps yours as you pull her off the floor.

And so, you and Verosika spend the next couple hours continuously having wild, animalistic sex. You two would do every sex position at the top of your heads and even fucked all over the RV. From the kitchen counter, the bathroom, the door, even the floor. You've made her squirt so much that it would look like there was a leak going on in the portable home. 

After filling her overly stuffed womb and anal cavity one more time, you collapse on the bed feeling completely drained. Even Verosika is completely spent. She cuddles you as you feel the huge amount of sweat on her body. With what little strength left and the small amount of lust in your brain, you tell the pop star,

Y/N: I love you.

With no strength left, you pass out. She weakly opens her eyes. She looks up at your face, feeling a sense of familiarity. Something that she said to her last boyfriend, but the asshole chose not to reciprocate and straight up left her. Though she still feels the heartache, she can't help but believe the words you just said.

Verosika: I...

Before she can finish her response, her body gives and sleeps on the human's chest. The two cuddle on her silky bed, enjoying this warm afterglow. 

Little do the two know that one of Verosika's friends managed to record the whole thing through one of the RV's windows. Outside, the woman is wearing a black fishnet shirt that shows off a lot of skin with black heart stickers that cover her small breasts, and a skit that barely covers her long, beautiful legs. She's holding her phone with one hand while her other is fingering herself hard as a small puddle of her juices is beneath her.

Woman: Fuck! Verosika is so lucky.

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The next morning, you wake up feeling groggy. As you sit up, you grip your head as you try to balance yourself out. After a couple minutes, you finally regain your strength and a sudden realization hits you. You're completely naked and not at the hotel where you, your cousin, and his friends are staying for the night. Fear starts to get in your head.

Y/N: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, where am I, where am I, where am I?

The confident demeanor you had last night was only present because of the alcohol you drank, but now that you're not drunk anymore, well, you're back to being the nervous you.

You frantically check your body to see if there are any fresh stitches on your body, in case if your organs got stolen. Thankfully, you're completely stitch-free. 

Sighing in relief, you look around and see that you're in a high-class RV. The interior has a nice pink flair to it. You see a pink bong on a table nearby, a closet full of colorful clothes, and see a picture frame of Verosika Mayday. 

You put the pieces together and realize that you're in Verosika Mayday's RV. 

Before you can question anything, you hear your phone ringing. You look over and see the source of the jingle is coming from your discarded pants on a table next to the bong. You get off the bed and as soon as your feet touch the floor, you feel a strange wet liquid on your toes.

Y/N: The hell?

You look down and see the entire floor is completely covered in the strange liquid. Maybe a leak must've broke in here. You decide to ignore it for now and head to your phone. You reach for your pants pocket and pull your phone out. You see your cousin's name on the caller I.D. You press the answer button and bring your phone to your ear.

Y/N: Hello?

C/N: Y/N! Oh, thank God! Are you ok? Are you hurt?

Y/N: A bit hungover, but I'm fine.

You hear your cousin sigh in relief through the phone. You rub the left side of your head with your palm.

Y/N: What happened last night?

C/N: Well, we were all just drinking and having a great time. But Nick walked up to you and tried blowing coke into your face.

Your eyes widen.

Y/N: WHAT?!

C/N: I said "tried!" You quickly slapped his face before any of it got on you. You yelled at him and then ran off. I ran after you and tried catching you, but I lost you in the crowd.

Y/N: Dude, I said no drugs on the trip!

C/N: I know! I'm sorry! I made sure with everyone that we don't bring drugs. Especially hardcore drugs, that one's on the "no fucking way list." 

Your cousin doesn't do hardcore drugs, just more like the weed kind. You did weed for the first time just for the experience. He's not the kind of guy who forces you to do weed without your consent. He always makes sure that you're completely comfortable with that kind of thing.

C/N: Look, I'm truly sorry. If I had known that Nick was carrying coke, then I would've kicked him off the trip without hesitation.

You pinch the bridge of your nose in frustration, but you know that your cousin wouldn't do this on purpose. You let out a sigh and respond.

Y/N: Look, it's ok. We've known each other for our entire lives, I know you wouldn't pull this kind of shit on purpose. I don't blame you, man. I'm completely unharmed, so there's at least nothing to worry about, right?

C/N: ...Right.

You can tell by the tone of his voice that he still feels guilty.

C/N: If it makes you feel any better, after you ran off, I went back and beat the shit out of Nick.

You chuckle.

Y/N: Yeah, it definitely makes me feel better.

The two of you share a small laugh.

C/N: Ok, do you know where you are?

Y/N: I think I'm in Verosika Mayday's RV.

C/N: Bro, what? For real? Did you... you know...

You look over at the bed you were on, but don't see another body on the bed. But being in the nude kind of helps give you the idea.

Y/N: Looks like it.

C/N: DUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!

You quickly flinch away from your phone at C/N's yelling.

C/N: You gotta tell me all about it! (composes himself) I- I mean, I know where the RV is. Just stay there and I'll come get you, ok? 

Y/N: Got it. And don't worry, I won't tell my parents about the whole coke thing. We'll keep this between us.

C/N: That's good to know. Alright, I'm on my way. I promise I'll make this up to you. See you in a bit.

Y/N: See ya.

You hang up your phone. You were about to put your clothes on, but you notice a note on the small nightstand right next to the bed. You grab the note, unfold it, and read what it says.

Hey, big boy. Sorry for flaking out on you. I just found out that one of my friends was found sleeping with a biker gang leader's wife. So I had to take care of it personally. What happened last night was quite arguably, one of the best fucks I've had in my entire life. I hope to see you again at another music festival for some more...quality time together. Definitely yours,

-V.M.

You can't believe what you just read. You really DID have sex with Verosika Mayday. You should feel a great sense of accomplishment and pride. However, there was one problem...

You don't remember a single thing of that happening last night.

Chapter Text

ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE 18+ AND OF CONSENTING AGE!

(Sarah Sanderson belongs to Disney)

Salem, Massachusetts. October, 1993.

I wake up feeling hazy. My head is spinning, but after a moment, it subsides. I shake my head to get rid of the groggy feeling and take in my surroundings. I'm in...an old house. Not like a house from the 60's, but definitely a few hundred years old. I try to get up but my wrists and ankles are tied. I suddenly realize that I'm strapped to a bed. I frantically try to break free, but it's no use.

I try to remember how I got here, until my thoughts are interrupted by a cute giggle. I look over to my right and see...a very attractive woman sitting on a chair near me. She has wavy light blonde hair, fair skin that is almost as white as snow, and a very nice slender frame if I do say so myself. By the attire of her dress, she kind of looks like a witch. The woman cutely waves to me with her fingers.

Blonde-haired woman: Hi~

Y/N: ...Hi? Who are you? Where am I? How did I get here?

The woman then does a dramatic pose.

Sarah: I am Sarah! Sister of the Sandersons, and I found thee trespassing on my home.

THE Sanderson Sisters?! So the stories from school are true! To be honest, she's kind of hot. I quickly ignore my thoughts and try to figure out how I got here.

Y/N: Trespass? Why would I come here? I don't even remember why I came all the way out here!

Sarah: Oh, I hit you on the head pretty good. You're lucky that your head didn't crack open.

Sarah giggles sadistically.

Y/N: ...Explains the bump on my head.

I glance around at the restraints and tug again, but no use. I look back at the attractive witch, as my nerves start to escalate.

Y/N: W-what are you gonna do to me?

Sarah: Well, if I were my sister, Winifred, I would chop off your fingers and toes and use them for ingredients to make spells. Or if I was my other sister, Mary, I would chew on your bones like a chew toy. But that's only the teeny tiny things of the horrible things we can do.

She chuckles deviously while giving me a crazy look in her eyes.

Sarah: Oh, what horrible things indeed...

I'm shaking in fear, my breathing picks up, scared shitless of what's about to happen.

Y/N (thoughts): Oh, fuck! I'm so fucked! There's so much I want to do before I die! I don't want to die a virgin!

The witch then boops me in the nose, catching me completely off guard. Sarah gives me a cute look, definitely different than her sadistic look.

Sarah: But luckily for you, I'm not my sisters. I have something else in mind for thee.

Y/N: ...Such as?

The witch traces her finger on my chest through my shirt in a slow and seductive manner.

Sarah: Welllll~ It's been so long since I felt the embrace of a man. As soon as I was resurrected, I wanted to paint the town red and find some attractive boys to have fun with.

She then crosses her arms with a pouty face.

Sarah: But then my sisters placed me in charge of cleaning the house while THEY get to have all the fun! It's not fair!

She stomps on the ground all pouty-like.

Y/N: I'm sorry to hear that.

Sarah: ...But then you came along.

The witch leans towards my ear and whispers seductively.

Sarah: How about this, you and I will have some fun together, and in return, I won't tell my sisters that you were here~

My teenage hormones start overwhelming my thoughts. Wanting nothing more than to plow the sexy witch. I mean, hey, it's certainly better than death. It's a no-brainer really.

Y/N: Ok, sure. We can certainly do that.

The witch claps enthusiastically.

Sarah: YAY! We're gonna have so much fun!

My heart starts racing as Sarah moves herself onto the bed. She moves her head down to the crotch area in my pants and gets a good whiff.

Sarah: Mmmm. A virgin. My favorite!

Y/N (thoughts): She can tell?

Sarah then starts to eagerly remove the button on my pants and pulls my zipper down. She lowers my pants and underwear and my cock springs free. The witch is in complete awe at the sight.

Sarah: Oh, dear Satan! Your manhood is breathtaking! The length. The girth.

She then rubs her cheek on my trusty tool, taking in the warmth and euphoric smell.

Sarah: Usually when I fornicate with men, they have varying sizes. A couple of them are naturally gifted, while others are...below average. I would secretly use Winnie's spell book to make them bigger.

I suddenly feel a sense of familiarity when she mentioned a book.

Y/N: Spell book? What spell book?

Sarah points towards the middle of the room.

Sarah: That one, right there. (waves) Hi book!

My eyes find the book on a table near a cauldron. The cover made of human flesh with an eye opens up and sees the two of us on the bed. I don't wanna know how that creepy ass book was made or where it came from. That's when it hit me. That's the spell book the witches would use to make themselves younger.

I remember now! I was sneaking into the house to steal the spell book for a friend of mine who was cursed by the Sanderson sisters. But of course, Sarah caught me. Thankfully, she doesn't know why I'm here. I have to figure a way out of my predicament, get the book, and escape...Right after I have sex with the sexy witch.

After waving at the book, Sarah looks back at me and starts to slowly glide her hand up and down my shaft.

Sarah: Let me show you how skilled I can be with a man~

She parts her beautiful red lips, her tongue reaches out and slowly and tantalizingly licks from my balls, across my cock, and up to my urethra. She pulls back and sensually giggles at my squirming.

Sarah: It seems that my tongue really made your heart race. Do you want more?~

Y/N: Y-yes. I want so much more.

Sarah: Only if you say, "pretty pleaaaaaase~"

Y/N: Pretty please, Sarah. I want you to show me pleasure beyond my wildest dreams.

She giggles, clearly impressed that I want it THAT badly.

Sarah: Good boy~

The witch leans her head forward and brings the head of my cock into her mouth. She winks at me and her tongue starts flicking and circling around my urethra, causing euphoric shivers to run down my spine. The warm feeling of her mouth, tongue, and her moans vibrating around my dick is leagues better than masturbation. Sarah continues her teasing for about a minute and I start to grow restless. I want to place my hands around her head and push her in deeper but the restraints prevent me from doing so. She hears my whimpering and pulls away.

Sarah: Feeling a little restless? Don't worry, I believe I teased you long enough, let's have some fun~

She then proceeds to sink her mouth deeper until she's about halfway down. Sarah begins her skillful blowjob skills. Her one hand jerks me off with her mouth bobbing up and down, while her other hand skillfully plays with my balls. My breathing picks up as I try to put together any praises for the witch.

Y/N: You're...you're so amazing!

Sarah hums around my cock, acknowledging my praises as she picks up the pace. I can feel something inside my pelvis growing bigger. I already know what's coming. My mind starts to grow hazy with pleasure as I try to warm Sarah.

Y/N: Sarah... I'm gonna-

She then stops abruptly, catching me completely by surprise. She then giggles at me as she wipes her mouth of saliva and pre-cum.

Y/N: Wh-why did you...

Sarah: (wags finger) Ah, ah, ah~ We have to save thy climax for somewhere else...

She lifts up her dress and shows me what's underneath. I get an amazing view of her stockings and most importantly, her wet slit.

Sarah: Somewhere more deserving~

My mind races at the possibility of losing my virginity to, yes, a psychotic witch, but to a sexy, air-headed witch.

Y/N (thoughts): Oh, man, this is really happening!

She rubs her pussy lips against my length, getting it more lubed up than before. If it's even possible.

Sarah: Are you ready to give your virginity to me, handsome?

As my heart starts to beat faster, I eagerly nod. She then lifts her body up and uses her hand to aim my cock at her pussy. She slowly lowers herself down until my head is finally inside as I feel a warm tingle flair from my urethra to my body.

Y/N: O-oh, fffffffffuck!

Sarah: Mmmmm~ Hearing your voice like this is so...euphoric.

Her vagina keeps consuming more and more until she's all the way to the base. She plants her palms on my chest as she lets out a drawn out moan. She feels every inch of man meat inside her wet cavern.

Sarah: Oh, yes! It feels so amazing to have such a divine prick!

She leans her body forward and whispers in my ear.

Sarah: Congratulations, cutie. You're a virgin no longer. How does it feel?

My heart and mind is overwhelmed by this foreign and warm feeling around my cock.

Y/N: I...I don't know what to say. You feel so warm, a-and wet, and tight!

Sarah seductively giggles and lightly bites my earlobe.

Sarah: You better brace yourself, handsome. Because I'm about to ride you like a pony~

She sits herself back up and begins to ride me like she said she would. She bites her lower lip as she eagerly stares into my eyes. Feeling her warm walls moving up and down on my cock is unlike anything I've ever experienced before. I never want this to end!

Soft, yet heavy breathing escapes my mouth as I watch her pussy lips gripping my dick over and over again.

A couple minutes go by and the feeling in my pelvis returns. It's much more stronger than before. More stronger than the times I've jacked off.

Y/N: I'm...I'm gonna cum...

Sarah: Already? (giggles) Then again, I was told by men that I have the touch of Aphrodite. Very well, release your seed inside thine womb.

Sarah leans her body forward and her bouncing becomes more erratic. She then connects her lips to mine, thus, pushing me over the edge. I moan in the kiss, my fingers and toes curl, and my hips jerk up, releasing a hot load into the witch's baby room.

She wraps her arms around my neck tightly as she rides out my intense orgasm. She never felt so much warm semen coating her fleshy walls before in her life. After what felt like an eternity, my body goes limp on the bed.

In the afterglow, Sarah and I try to steady our breathing as she rests her body on top of mine. She can feel that my member is still hard inside her overly stuffed pussy. The witch notices this and seductively laughs.

Sarah: Oh? Ready for more?~

With enough energy, I frantically nod.

Y/N: Yes! But, could you take these restraints off? All this holding back is driving me crazy!

Sarah: Do you promise that you won't escape?

Y/N: Yes, I promise!

The sexy witch places her index finger on her chin as she playfully thinks.

Sarah: Hmmm. Ok! You seem trustworthy.

Sarah proceeds to untie the ropes from my wrists and ankles. After that, I jump up from the bed and grab Sarah. For a split second, she thought I was going to attack her, but to her surprise, I pin her body against the wall and start thrusting into her like there's no tomorrow.

A million thoughts race through my mind as I go to town on the sexy woman. Sexual ones. Such as wanting to fuck her silly, showing her how superior I am to all of the other men who fucked her, and an overwhelming desire to breed her. Yeah, I have such an incredibly perverted mind.

Sarah: By Satan, yes! You have so much vigor!

She wraps her legs around my waist. The sounds of skin on skin smacking and her loud moans echo in the old cottage. I look deep into her lustful eyes as I keep fucking her.

I then look at her bouncing cleavage and the temptation overwhelms my mind. Instead of untying the strings on her dress that holds her chest, I rip her dress wide open, revealing her perky breasts. The witch gasps, but she's not mad that I ruined her dress.

Sarah: So bold! I love the way you are thinking!

Sarah then grips the back of my head with both of her hands and yanks me to her breasts. I latch my mouth on one of her nipples, one hand is massaging one of her soft pillows while my other hand holds her body to keep her from falling. Sarah holds me close to her as she feels the continuous stimulation on her tits and the hard thrusting on her pussy.

Sarah: Keep going! Keep going! You're such a dirty boy! I love it!

I keep sucking and licking her delicious nipples with each turn. I'm definitely lasting a lot longer than the last round. Probably due to having a bit less in the tank. But I'll take what I can get.

After a couple minutes against the wall, I bring Sarah back to the bed. We quickly remove the rest of our clothing to get back into the primal sex we're having.

Sarah is on her hands and knees, and faces her ass towards me on the bed while I stand on the wooden floor, getting ready for the doggy style position. I can see the small bit of my cum from the last round dripping out of her puffy pussy. I hold her hips and plow into her once more. The witch helps with the thrusting as she rocks her body back and forth, feeling my head hitting her cervix harder and harder. I begin to smack her ass with both of my hands as a small bulge appears and disappears on her stomach with each thrust.

Sarah: YES! YES! You're so much better than Billy!

Meanwhile, the man who was mentioned is rolling in his grave. Literally.

I lost track of how long I've been having sex with the air-headed witch. By now, her ass cheeks are completely red with all the spanking, her moans have become hoarse, and the mascara is running down her face. Her knees are still propped up while her head and hands are limp on the bed. Even her hair is sprawled on the mattress. However, my thrusts haven't wavered. Maybe Sarah does have the touch of Aphrodite, or maybe my sex drive just shot up past the roof.

Sarah: I...I can feel my climax approaching!

Y/N: Me too!

I pick up the pace while her moans and groans quicken. As much as I want to hold this build up forever, it becomes to much to handle as I go balls deep and release more sperm into Sarah's womb.

The warm feeling in her belly sends an enormous tidal wave of pleasure throughout her body as Sarah cums all over the bed. Her eyes roll into her head as her body shakes with each shock of pleasure.

After that, Sarah's body goes completely limp on the bed, her head is totally fried from all that sex. There's even a trail of cum leaking out of her hole again. Wow, I'm genuinely surprised at the sheer amount of it. I figured that I wouldn't produce that much more.

After admiring the view for a moment, I suddenly remember what I have to do. I take the opportunity to get the book while the witch is vulnerable. I quietly gather my clothes and quickly put them back on. After that, I sneak towards the spell book, grab it, and tip toe towards the door. I was about to twist the door nob to leave but I glance over back at the sexy witch. She mumbles incoherently as she feels the small sex twitches.

There's some part in my heart telling me to not leave her like that. I let out a sigh and walk back over to the bed. I set the spell book on a nightstand. I maneuver her body out of the doggy style position and lay her head on the pillow. I pull the comfortable blanket up and cover her body. I stand near the bed awkwardly, I don't know exactly what else to do. So I said what I felt was at least right.

Y/N: Are you ok?

Sarah: *Incoherent mumbling*

Y/N: Well, uh, Happy Halloween.

I grab the spell book and leave the cottage. I escape the witch sisters' house and dash into the woods. I keep running and running until I got tired. I find a nearby log and sit on it to catch my breath. I then hear a voice calling for me.

Friend: Y/N! Where are you?

I immediately recognize that voice. I then call out to him as well.

Y/N: Over here!

Out of the bushes reveals my friend, a black cat named Binx. Formerly known as, Thackery Binx. The boy who got cursed by the Sanderson sisters hundreds of years ago. The cat starts talking.

Binx: Y/N! Thank goodness you're all right. I thought you were done for. How did you manage to escape Sarah Sanderson?

I blush as I twiddle my fingers.

Y/N: I...may have had sex with her to escape.

Binx's feline eyes grow wide at this information. He blinks a twice to process what I just said.

Binx: I...should not have asked.

The black cat notices the spell book in my hands.

Binx: Ah! You got the book. Well done, my friend. Quickly, we must make haste to your home before Winifred and Mary return.

Y/N: You're right.

Binx and I then run out of the woods.

Y/N: You know, maybe we can use the book to turn you into a human again so I can hook you up with a girl. That way, I'll stop calling you The 300-year-old virgin.

Binx: Quiet, you!

Back at the cottage, the other sisters, Winifred and Mary return while riding their brooms. They make a safe landing as they approach their home, laughing maniacally. Winifred pushes the door open as she and her sister step inside.

Winifred: Ah, it feels absolutely wonderful to terrorize those little monsters after 300 years. Wouldn't you say, Mary?

Mary: Oh yes, Winnie, it felt-

The goofy sister stops dead in her tracks and smells a scent. Her head darts around the room like a dog as the eldest sister notices.

Winifred: What is it, Mary?

Mary: A boy was here!

The red-headed witch steps back and gasps.

Winifred: A boy?! SARAAAAAHH!!!

The youngest sister comes out from around a corner with a blanket wrapped around her body. Her face is a bit wet from washing off the ruined mascara at short notice.

Sarah: Yes, Winnie?

Winifred: A boy was here! Did you see any- Wait, where are your clothes and why do you have my blanket wrapped around thy body?

Sarah: W-well, I, um, ripped my clothes on accident and couldn't find anything to wear so I just...

Mary: Winnie! The spell book! It's gone!

The eldest sister's head jerks towards where Mary is pointing to, and the goofy sister is right. The spell book is nowhere to be found on the table where they left it.

Winifred: Gone?! How could this be?! Who did-

Realization hits Winifred. She looks at Sarah, then the blanket, and then the bed. Which has a pretty good amount of bodily fluid all over sheets. She immediately puts the pieces together.

Winifred: ...Sarah.

Sarah: Y-yes, Winnie?

The buck-toothed witch then stomps towards her youngest sister. Sarah backs away until her back is against the wall, Winifred then points at her with her razor sharp fingernail.

Winifred: Answer me this, did you not only let a boy steal my spell book, but also fornicated with said boy in our house, IN MY BED?!?!

Sarah is in complete fear. She needs to figure a way out of her predicament. There's only one way to do it. Play dumb.

Sarah: What's a boy?

Not THAT dumb!

(A/N: Bet you didn't see that one coming, huh? Anyway, I was going to upload this last year for the 30th anniversary. Yes, I'm aware that Hocus Pocus came out in July, shut it. But some renovations in my house needed to be done. So I thought, let's upload it for the 31st anniversary. Y'know, 31 days in October? Huh? Huh? ...Yeah, I'm a total genius. Happy Halloween!)

Chapter Text

ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE 18+ AND OF CONSENTING AGE!

(Ahsoka Tano belongs to Lucasfilms.)

The Clone Wars. The most intense war that the galaxy has ever experienced. Clone soldiers from a famous bounty hunter fighting for peacekeepers wielding light swords against an evil syndicate. Life has a funny way of turning a person's world upside down.

Long ago, when I was a youngling, a large group of raiders attacked my village. It was a massacre. Hearing the screams of so many people, the fire, the blasting. It was horrifying.

I was the only survivor. I was close to death until a couple of individuals dressed in robes found me and saved me. They told me they were called Jedi; an order of peacekeepers who dedicate their lives to protecting the galaxy. They sensed that I have the force and offered me to come with them to the Jedi temple on a planet called, Coruscant. I chose to go with them and begin my training to become a Jedi.

I eventually met a female Togruta named, Ahsoka Tano. She and I instantly became friends. She has such a spark that I always found to be one of her best qualities. If it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have found my kyber crystal on Ilum.

However, since we became padawans, we had to go our separate ways. She was assigned to one Jedi while I was also assigned to another. To both of our surprise, I got assigned to be Obi-Wan Kenobi's padawan, while Ahsoka became Anakin Skywalker's padawan. Supposedly, Anakin was supposed to be the chosen one, the one who would bring balance to the force. Unfortunately, we never got to see that prophecy come to fruition.

Anyway, for a couple years, we all battled the Separatist forces throughout the galaxy. Helping one planet at a time. I was usually the guy who cracks jokes. Some people might've found it annoying, but really, it was a coping mechanism for me whenever I would go out to war. 

Ahsoka and I have been though thick and thin of it all and we always have each other's backs. Our friendship changed into something more after the events on a planet called, Mortis. Obi-Wan, Anakin, and I saved her from the brink of death caused by a powerful man known as the Son; the embodiment of the dark side.

After that, I confessed my feelings to her. She told me that she felt the same way for a long time but didn't tell me because she didn't want our lives to be ruined by breaking the Jedi code. So we decided to keep our relationship a secret. Eventually, Anakin found out, but instead of berating me, all he said was, "Welcome to the club." I tried asking him what he meant, but he dodged the question and promised that my secret was safe with him. From that point on, it felt like I could face the worst corners of the galaxy with Ahsoka. However, like I said before, life has a funny way of turning a person's world upside down.

After I rose to the ranks of Jedi Knight, she was framed for bombing the Jedi temple. I knew that Ahsoka would never do something so heinous. So Anakin and I did our own investigation to find out who the real culprit was. We both came to a horrifying discovery that it was none other than Barriss Offee, a friend of Ahsoka and I. She claimed that the Jedi were no better, if not, worse than the Separatists. Even to this day, it was...still hard to know that she would turn out that way. But part of me understands, she was a healer and seeing so much death would shake a person's whole view on life.

We brought Barriss to justice and managed to clear Ahsoka's name. She was welcomed back to the Order. However, due to the council not believing her before, her faith to the Jedi Order was completely diminished. She refused and walked away. I tried my best to convince her to stay, but she still refused. I wanted to join her, but Ahsoka told me not to throw my life away for her, and keep going moving forward. She told me that she needs to find her own path, but reassured me that she will not change the girl she is.

Much to my sadness, I honor her choice. We promise to see each other again someday and she departs.

A year later, we were at the turning point in the war. I still missed her, but I still pull through as promised by keeping my mind busy on the fight. But to my surprise, Ahsoka comes back, along with Bo-Katan and her mercenaries, and asked us for help to capture Darth Maul on Mandalore. A former Sith Lord who was sliced in half by Obi-Wan long ago and somehow returned from the dead. I didn't get too much of the details. 

However, before the Jedi could come to a decision whether to help or not, we also got informed that General Grievous and his forces attacked Coruscaunt and captured Chancellor Palpatine. While Ahsoka and Obi-Wan argue on where they should go to, I volunteered to go with Ahsoka and capture the red bastard while Anakin and Obi-Wan go and rescue the Chancellor. The two Jedi soldiers allow it.

Little did I know that this would be the last time we would ever see Anakin again.

With my new division and Bo-Katan's resistance group, we fought Maul's forces on Mandalore. It was a rough battle, but in the end, we finally captured the former Sith Lord. We also received news that the Chancellor has been rescued and it looked like the war would finally be over. Oh, how wrong I was...

The clones turned on us and tried to kill us. Like as if we're the enemy. 

After a nearly impossible fight against the clones that we once called friends, we faked our deaths and went into hiding. Soon after, we found out that Padme and Anakin were killed by a new Sith Lord named, Darth Vader. Not only did they die, but so many other Jedi have shared the same unfortunate fate as well. I don't even want to talk about what happened to the younglings. 

What also hurt Ahsoka the most was that Master Plo Koon was also one of the victims of the attack. He was the one who brought her to the Jedi temple to train her when she was very young. The two shared a close friendship with each other. It hasn't been easy for both of us and it never will, but we still have each other.

After Padme's funeral, Ahsoka and I snuck into a farm village on a moon called, Rada, and posed as different aliases. Ahsoka's new name is, "Ashla," and mine, "Ian." So we spent days working out on the field to keep a low profile. Up until we figure out a way to get as far away from the newly established Empire as possible. We felt that fighting them is now pointless. 

After a long day of working, the female Togruta walks in our shared room and sees me sitting on a seat.

Ahsoka: Hey.

Y/N: Hey yourself.

She closes the door behind her and wipes the sweat off her forehead. She plops on her seat with her head laid back as an exhausted sigh escapes her lips.

Y/N: Tired?

Ahsoka: Like you wouldn't believe.

Y/N: More exhausted than doing acrobatics and slicing droids?

Ahsoka: Hey! There's a difference between working and fighting. Working doesn't involve adrenaline and high-stakes battles.

Y/N: Heh, I know, I know. I was just screwing around with you.

The female Togruta rolls her eyes with a small smirk.

Ahsoka: Dork.

Y/N: Yeah, but you love me for that.

She raises her eyebrow with a smirk.

Ahsoka: Do I, now?

We both share a chuckle.

Ahsoka: I see that you're still wearing that weird looking poncho.

I playfully take offense to the female Togruta's words as I lift up a corner of the clothing I'm wearing.

Y/N: Hey, I like this poncho. I gives me confidence.

Ahsoka: More like unbearable heat. Seriously, don't you get all sweaty when you work with that thing on?

Y/N: I get a nice breeze from under this thing so it doesn't make me sweat...as much. Besides, some people like ponchos.

Ahsoka: Name one.

Y/N: That one youngling we met a while back before you left the Jedi. I think his name was Cal or something like that. He liked that one poncho I wore. 

Ahsoka: Fair enough. We'll let you have that one bit of validation for now.

We chuckle again as I hand her some water from my canteen to drink. She takes a sip from it and wipes a bit of it from her lips.

Ahsoka: He seemed like a good kid.

Y/N: Yeah...he sure did.

The mood shifts from playful banter to sadness. 

Y/N: Look, um, I'm sorry for bringing up memories of the past.

Ahsoka: No, no, it's ok. It's not your fault. Sometimes it's nice to look back on better times. 

She hands me back the canteen. I take it and put it on the table.

Ahsoka: Do you ever wonder our lives would've been like if things were different?

Y/N: Like if the Clone Wars didn't happen?

Ahsoka: Yeah, and the bombing, and the purge.

Y/N: Sometimes I think about those moments too. Like if the Clone Wars didn't happen, maybe we would've been less as soldiers and more just peacekeepers. Or maybe we would've been Jedi Knights together if you weren't falsely framed for the bombing attack...and...well...would you have come back to the Jedi after we brought Maul to justice?

Ahsoka: ...

Y/N: ...

Ahsoka: ...Maybe. If I had to be honest, during the fight on Mandalore, I truly missed it. The adventure. Fighting alongside you. Saving people. There was some part of me that felt like...I was back home.

Y/N: My thoughts exactly. After you left the order, I tried to keep my promise and keep fighting. But I still felt lost everyday. I still had Anakin, Master Kenobi, Rex, and the fight keep me occupied, but...

The female Togruta gives me a sad look. She gets up from her seat and walks up behind me. She wraps her arms around me in a comforting way while resting the right side of her face on my temple.

Ahsoka: I'm sorry I made you feel that way. It's never been my intention.

Y/N: It's not your fault, Ahsoka. What the Order did was terrible and I'm not mad. You had your justifiable reasons. I just wished that I walked away with you.

She opens her mouth to respond, but I interrupt.

Y/N: I know. "Don't throw your life away just for me." But I wouldn't be in this life if it wasn't for you. You helped me find my kyber crystal. I owe you for that.

Ahsoka shakes her head.

Ahsoka: Mmm-mmm. You don't owe me anything. You were the one who found it, Y/N. Back on Ilum, I saw you scared and alone. I helped guide you through the caves and you went the rest of the way on your own, determined. YOU made that life, and the last thing I want is to take that away from you.

Y/N: You could never ruin that, Ahsoka. Never forget that.

She gives me a warm smile and closes her eyes, enjoying this nice moment among dire times. I glance down and see her soft, orange hand placed on my pectoral muscle. I rest my hand on top of hers.

Y/N: You know, I've had many regrets in my life that I want to go back and change. But, me being in this relationship with you is one I'll never regret for the rest of my life. Even when everyone in the Order is gone, I'm glad that you're here with me.

My hand lightly squeezes hers. Ahsoka's chest warms at my heartfelt words.

Ahsoka: Me too.

She pulls her arms away. I was about to ask her what's wrong, but she comes to my front and sits on my lap facing me. Our faces are close together and I study every detail of her beautiful face. Her blue eyes, her white markings, her extremely adorable lekku, (she always gets all flustered and annoyed whenever I say that) and those luscious lips that are so irresistible that I can spend eternity kissing them forever. 

We slowly lean in and we both lock lips. Ahsoka wraps her arms around my neck while I wrap my arms around her body as we deepen the kiss. Our tongues tenderly wrestle and a soft moan escapes her lips. We never went THIS far before in our relationship, but we certainly don't pull away. 

After a couple minutes of tongue action, we pull pack to catch our breath as a small string of saliva connects to both of our mouths. I let my lustful instincts guide me by moving my mouth to the crook of her neck and start leaving hickies on her orange skin. Her grip on the back of my skull tightens and she leans her head on mine as more moans fill the room. It's just music to my ears.

However, before we could go further, my eyes shoot wide open as I taste the sweat on her skin. Her eyes does the same as she smells a musky smell on my hair. We both pull away awkwardly.

Y/N: We should probably get cleaned up.

Ahsoka: You're right. I'll go take the first shower and you'll go next. After that we can...pick this back up where we left off.

Y/N: Definitely.

We share a brief chuckle and Ahsoka gets off my lap. Before she walks out of the door, she looks back at me with a cute smile and walks out. I lean forward on my seat while rubbing the back of my neck. My heart and mind races for what's gonna happen soon.

After Ahsoka and I take our showers, we sit on our bed together with almost all of our clothes off with the exception of our underwear. We look into each other's eyes with nervous excitement. We lean in once more and start to kiss again with our eyes closed as our hands wrap around each other's bodies. I reach out and remove the clasp that holds Ahsoka's white bra. Her eyes slightly open and gives me the go ahead to remove it. We pull back after such an intense kiss and I pull her bra off. I truly can't fathom about the sight in front of me. She has the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts I've ever seen. Her nipples are a darker shade of orange like her lips.

My hands move from her back to her cute breasts and I start to softly massage them, causing her to let out a soft sigh. The feeling of her orange breasts feel so soft, yet firm. After a brief moment, her eyes glances down at the growing area in my underwear. She reaches down to pull out the third leg inside and her eyes grow wide at the sight.

Ahsoka: Wow...how do you move around with this thing in your pants?

Y/N: Heh, it's usually not hard...most of the time.

Ahsoka: Most of the time?

Y/N: Remember that time when we had to find the missing colonists? Anakin, Rex, and I pretended to be slavers while you were the slave and had to wear that dress.

She rolls her eyes at that mission.

Ahsoka: I try to forget that time. I knew you were stealing glances at me, but I didn't know you...reacted like that.

Y/N: I try to subtly readjust my pants from time to time. Rex almost caught me and asked why I was walking all funny like that.

Ahsoka couldn't help but laugh, it causes me to smile with embarrassment. It's kind of nice to have funny moments, even when we're getting intimate.

Y/N: Just don't tell Rex, please.

Ahsoka clams down from her laugh and wipes a tear from her eye.

Ahsoka: My lips are sealed. So, are there any other times where you were distracted?

Y/N: Don't even get me started on the outfit you wore before you left the Jedi.

Ahsoka: Don't worry, I won't. Let's save those stories for another time... Do you truly want to do this?

This is the moment. After this, there's no turning back. My slightly trembling hands hold her hips, but after a moment of putting a lot of thought into it, I give Ashoka my answer.

Y/N: As corny and cheesy as it may sound, there's no one else in the galaxy that I'd rather do this with.

Ahsoka: ...So that's a yes?

I chuckle.

Y/N: Yeah, definitely.

Ahsoka chuckles and lays on the bed with her head resting on the pillow. She lifts her legs up while pulling off her white panties. After that, she timidly spreads her legs and shows off her sex. My eyes are glued to such a beautiful sight of her entrance. Puffy, wet, and no pubic hair in sight. I don't think Togrutas have any hair as far as I know. I struggle to form a causal sentence as I keep looking at her entrance.

Y/N: Wow...you're, uh, really wet.

Ahsoka: Last time I checked...yeah.

I notice that Ahsoka has a slight look of embarrassment at what she's doing right now. I try to get her mind off of it as I get on top of her. I look into her beautiful blue eyes to make sure for real that she's ready. She knows what I'm thinking and gives me a nod. 

I aim my dick against her entrance and rub my tip against her lower lips to get it ready. She lets out cute whimpers as small bits of euphoric electricity flares from her pelvis up towards her body. After that, I slowly push my length into her folds, one inch at a time until I push through her hymen. 

Ahsoka wraps her arms around me real tight with her nails digging into my skin. Her eyes look up towards the ceiling as she feels a good amount of pain in her.

Ahsoka: Fffffffuck!

This is the first time I've ever heard Ahsoka say fuck, let alone swearing. This fills me with such eagerness, wanting nothing more than to start moving. But I keep myself in control to not overwhelm her. So I wait for a few minutes until she recovers. She looks at me with slight tears in her eyes.

Ahsoka: I think I'm ready.

My thumb wipes off the tears and I gently place my hand on her left cheek.

Y/N: All right, just let me know if it becomes too much, ok? 

She melts into the touch and nods, putting her trust in me. I slowly pull out of her gripping walls until my head is the only part left inside her, and slowly push back in. The pain in her vagina is still present, but not as much as it was before. Her soft, but pained moans are the only sound in our very room as I thrust in and out.

After a couple minutes, her walls accommodate to the foreign reproductive organ. Ahsoka's moans of pain slowly turns into pleasure. She looks up at me, now with lust in her eyes.

Ahsoka: Y-you can go faster. I want to feel so much more of this.

I nod and start thrusting into her at a moderate pace while going slightly deeper into her heat. I lean down and move her right lekku out of the way and rest my chin on her neck. My legs rub tenderly against hers as I'm nearly balls deep inside her love chambers.

We keep this up for a while until Ashoka motions me to slow down. I do as she says and look at her, wondering if I'm being too rough with her...

Ahsoka: Can I be on top?

...quite the opposite, actually.

Y/N: Yeah, let's do that.

I hold her body and maneuver us until I'm laying on the bed and the female Togruta now on top. Our hands intertwine and she starts moving her hips. Seeing her breasts bounce is so beautiful that I burn the image into my brain. 

Our moans grow a bit louder and the bed starts to make creaking noises as I start thrusting up into her orange pussy. My urethra is now brushing up against her cervix. Ahsoka looks down at me with half-lidded eyes as her hands hold mine tighter, not wanting to let go.

Her bouncing gets faster as I feel her walls squeezing my member harder than before.

Ahsoka: I...I'm gonna...I'm gonna-

She couldn't finish her sentence as she releases a high pitch squeal. She shuts her eyes tight with her gritted teeth and her body shakes from her orgasmic wave. Her grip on my hands tightens, which causes some discomfort, but I push through. After that, her eyes lazily roll up to her head with a tired sigh as her body collapses on top of me. My hands tenderly glide on Ahsoka's back to help her feel relaxed.

Y/N: You ok? You didn't pass out on me, did you?

Ahsoka: No...I'm...I'm fine.

She nuzzles her head against the crook of my neck as she wraps her arms around my shoulders. She lets out a satisfied sigh as she basks in the afterglow.

We stay like this for a few minutes to catch our breath. I can hear her soft breathing against my ear.

Y/N: You wanna go again?

The female Togruta raises her head and playfully thinks.

Ahsoka: Hmmm. Yeah. Yeah, I think I do.

We switch back to our first position and I start thrusting into her again, but this time, Ashoka wraps both her arms and legs around me tightly. My humping goes harder than last time as I start battering against her cervix. Her breathing quickens and her moans become more desperate as she looks up at me, with lust in her eyes.

Ahsoka: I...I love you!

Y/N: I know.

After a while, I can feel my balls starting to tighten up. The lustful part in my brain is telling me to cum inside her. But my conscience tells me not to, due to the consequences that will carry.

Y/N: I-I'm almost there.

Ahsoka: You can cum inside me.

My heart races at what she just said.

Y/N: For real? Are you sure? What if-

Ahsoka: I have an idea. Trust me! I want it!

I never once doubted Ahsoka. If it was any other girl, I would pull out. But with her, I trust her 100%. My thrusts become erratic until I push all the way into her with a loud groan. My balls pulsate and I start shooting ropes of sperm into her very core. 

Even though Ahsoka said she has an idea to let me finish inside her and still prevent pregnancy, my mind pictures my swimmers making their journey across her fallopian tubes to find her precious egg.

Ahsoka whimpers as she feels a rush of so much warmth inside her. The female Togruta's toes curl and her eyes roll up into her head while biting her lower lip.

My body lays on top of Ahsoka, completely exhausted. We look into each other's eyes and share one more lustful kiss.

Y/N: So, what happens now?

Ahsoka: Give me a moment.

I get off of her body and see what she might do. The female Togruta closes her eyes and aims her out stretched hands towards her creamed pussy. She has the look like she's concentrating really hard. What happens next completely surprises me. I start to see a trail of my cum levitating out of her pussy. She's using the force to get my seed out of her. The cum trail moves from her sex towards her hands as she forms the glob of sperm into a heart shape.

(Credit: Cheer_Cheeks)

This causes us to share a chuckle as she continues to use the force to get the rest of my baby batter out of her fertile entrance. After about a minute, the trail of cum is completely gone from her entrance as she keeps the floating seed at bay with her hands.

Ahsoka: There. I think that's all of it. Wow. That's a lot of cum.

I nervously rub my nape as I chuckle.

Y/N: I guess I saved up a lot, huh?

She playfully grins at me as she looks around to see where she can dump the sperm in her hands.

Ahsoka: You know where I can dump this?

I help her find a place to dispose of the cum until I find something. I point at a corner in our room.

Y/N: There's a small bucket in the corner over there. I'll head out tomorrow and dump it out a far ways from the village just to be safe.

Ahsoka nods and forces pushes the sperm into the bucket. 

Y/N: I gotta say, that was really resourceful of you. Where'd you learn to do that?

Ahsoka: I had some spare time practice with water when I left the Order. Before you came inside, I thought maybe I can do the same with your cum, and hey, it actually worked. Now we don't have to worry about any kids later down the line.

We share a chuckle and relax on the bed. I rest my back on the bed frame while Ahsoka lays her back on the front of my body with the back of her head resting on my chest, and my softening member against the curve of her lower back. She closes her eyes and hums blissfully as she feels the warmth of my body on her. After a moment of peaceful silence, she speaks.

Ahsoka: Hey, Y/N. Can I ask you something? I'm sorry if it might sound a bit forward.

Y/N: It's fine. What's up?

Ahsoka: Do you ever thought about having kids? I'm not saying let's have kids immediately, I'm just asking hypothetically.

Y/N: I...I did. I wouldn't mind having kids, but not anytime soon, though. I don't think I'm ready for that next step yet. Besides, with the current state the galaxy is right now, I just don't think it seems safe, you know?

Ahsoka: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. If we were fighting the Empire, emphasis on IF, and having to raise kids, it would seem too much to handle. Plus, it would be unfair for a child to grow up in an harsh galaxy and live their entire life on the run to train and fight.

I nod in agreement as I place my hand on her right shoulder. She turns her head a little to look up at me.

Y/N: Hey, if we did have a kid and raised them in a galaxy where evil reigns, I want you to know that you would make an amazing mom.

She smiles at me and rests her hand on top of mine.

Ahsoka: You as well. A dad, I mean.

We share a small laugh. We have one more loving kiss and go back to relaxing on the bed. Ahsoka was about to drift off to sleep until she feels her left and right lekku being moved. She opens her eyes in confusion and sees that I'm holding both of them and softly clash them together in front of her as I mimic lightsaber noises. Ahsoka is completely stunned and confused.

Ahsoka: ...What are you doing?

I nonchalantly shrug.

Y/N: Just passing the time.

I go back to making lightsaber noises while clashing her lekku. Ahsoka doesn't stop me. She just crosses her arms and rolls her eyes with a smirk.

Ahsoka: Dork.

(A/N: Here's something to kick off the new year. Next chapter's gonna be REAL crazy...)

Chapter Text

(A/N: This is a sequel to the Harley chapter. Get ready. Because this is about to go balls off the walls.)

(All three girls belong to DC Comics.)

February 15th- Last year.

Harley: -and so I took the lead. We fucked for one more round and we called it a night. Let me tell ya', I couldn't feel my legs the morning after.

We see Harley, Selina, and Poison Ivy sitting at a cafe while wearing civilian disguises. The two women stare at Harley in complete shock.

Selina: ...Wow.

Ivy: I honestly have no words to say.

The crazy girl crosses her arms with her back straight up and a playful smug appears on her face, all confident and proud.

Harley: Eeyup. My Puddin' sure knows how to treat a girl. Especially on Valentine's Day. Unlike my previous Puddin'.

She rolls her eyes at the thought of the Joker.

Selina: Harley, I have to say, from what you've been telling Ivy and I about your escapades with Y/N, it makes me quite jealous. Sex with Bat-hunk is amazing and all, but most of the time he's usually all like, (deep voice) "I have no time for games, Selina. Justice comes first."

The girls chuckle.

Ivy: Same for me, usually when I have to entertain myself, I had to use my vines as tentacles to satisfy me. But after telling us so many stories of you and Y/N, somehow, the tentacles just don't compare, intimately.

Both Harley and Selina stare at the eco-terrorist with shock and confusion.

Ivy: What? I had a hentai phase growing up. Didn't all girls go through that?

Selina: No, not really. Not to that degree.

Harley: I mean, I had thoughts about it, but it didn't exactly stick to my turn-on list.

Ivy: ...Oh.

Ivy shrinks in her chair. Her dark green blush appears on her lighter green skin.

Ivy: I just wish I had a man like Y/N in my life.

Selina: And I just wish Batman is more attentive like Y/N.

Harley stares at the other female criminals for a moment and nonchalantly shrugs.

Harley: Hey, I'm more than happy to share.

Selina and Ivy look up at Harley with their eyes wide in surprise.

Ivy: Are you being serious, Harley? 

Selina: Or are you just fucking with us?

Harley: No, no, I'm being serious. I'm 99.99% certain that Y/N would be all for it. Having sex with Gotham's most sexiest criminals would make anyone say, "FUCK YES!"

She raises her fist in the air. The shout causes nearby customers of the cafe to look at Harley surprised and confused. She quickly lowers her arm down and her eyes glance around without saying a word. The customers go back to their everyday lives as Harley suddenly has a thought.

Harley: Hmmm... I never got Y/N in a threesome before; let alone a foursome. The most he ever went was roughly three to four rounds. Plus, considering he's gonna fuck all three of us and we have good amount of stamina, I don't know if he can handle it.

Ivy ponders.

Ivy: I might have an idea.

Selina: What is it, Red?

Ivy: I've been working on something that can enhance a man's performance with sex. Both in stamina and potency.

Both Harley and Selina are intrigued.

Harley and Selina: Oooooooooohh.

Ivy: However, it'll take many months for it to be perfected.

Selina: How many, exactly?

Ivy: The most likely scenario, next year.

The crazy girl and the cat burglar dejectedly slump in their chair.

Harley and Selina: Aaaawwwwww!

Ivy: I know, I know. I don't want to risk any side effects that can fatally harm Y/N. He's a great guy.

Harley: It's ok, Pami. I'm glad that you're at least considerate for one man. It's just a shame that we have to wait until next year.

An idea suddenly hits Harley. Next year. She thinks for a minute until a sexy grin appears.

Harley: Hey Pami, do you think you can you save it for next February?

February 14th- This year.

I just got back from work. After I close the door to the apartment behind me, I put my backpack down and lean against the door. I rub my temples in complete exhaustion. A rude lady said she wanted a refund for a product she bought. I told her that I need the receipt to give her the money back. She got all snippy and rude at me and claimed, "Since when did anyone need a receipt to get their money back?" "SINCE EVER, YOU STUPID BITCH!!!" Ok, I didn't actually say it, but I thought it. I guess Harley's really rubbing off on me. Speaking of...

I walk into the living room and look around for my beloved girlfriend. However, she's nowhere to be seen.

Y/N: Harley, I'm home!

I then hear some giggling to my left. I turn see a trail of rose petals heading down the hall and towards the bedroom. I suddenly realize that today is Valentine's Day! I guess work has fucked up my senses of what day it is. My heart stops as another realization hits me. I pick up my backpack, unzip it, and frantically search inside.

Y/N: (whispering) Where is it, where is it, where is it?!

I then pull out a small box with a Valentine's Day themed gift wrap covering the box. It's no bigger than my palm. I got the gift a month ago in case if I forget, and let me tell ya, it costed an arm and a leg to get this gift. But it's damn well worth it. It ultimately depends on how Harley will feel about it. I sigh in relief and put the gift back into my backpack. I follow the rose petal trail and reach the bedroom door. I open it and see... Oh, my god.

(Credit: YamaOrce)

(A/N: Pretend that Poison Ivy's skin is green in this picture.)

Harley, Selina, and Ivy: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, Y/N!

My jaw hangs open. Some part of me feels like this is just a dream. Harley, Selina, and Ivy on the bed with a small vine loosely wrapped around their bodies while wearing sexy lingerie that fits their looks. It's a sight that could rival the Mona Lisa. (In my opinion, anyway.) I blink a couple times to know for sure that this is real, and of course, it is.

Y/N: I...wha-... Harley? 

Harley: *giggles* Like ya gift, Y/N?

Y/N: My...gift?! 

The three women share a soothing laugh.

Selina: Oh, he definitely didn't see that coming.

Ivy: It was all Harley's idea. She would tell us how much you would rock her world and Selina and I would feel envious. So our ever-so-caring Harley here offered us to join in on the fun.

The crazy girl does a cute bow to her fellow Sirens.

Harley: I wouldn't be a good bestie if I didn't share my stallion of a boyfriend with my favorite girls in the whole world. And I felt like this could be good way to make up for the ruined chocolates from last year. I know you told me to not worry about it, but come on! You know me, Y/N. You deserve nothing but perfection.

My chest warms at Harley's commitment to making me happy and I'm still trying to accept the fact that my gift is gonna be a foursome. The only thing that has me concerned is that will I be able to satisfy all three women?

Harley: So what do ya say, Puddin'? Wanna fuck all three of Gotham's most sexiest criminals?~

The three women huddle closer together in a sensual way. They seductively chuckle while Selina uses her finger to do a "come here" motion to join them on the bed. You know what? Fuck it. I'm taking the gamble.

Y/N: FUCK. YES!!!

Harley: See? Told ya, girls. 

I was about to take my clothes off until Ivy stops me with her hand slightly raised.

Ivy: Here. Let my darlings take care of those for you.~

With a small flick of her green wrist, a few plant-like tendrils come out from under the bed and race towards me. I definitely got jump scared for sure as one of the tendrils takes my backpack off me and lightly tosses it near a corner.

The tendrils then proceed to rip every bit of clothing off until I'm in my birthday suit. My cock also stands at attention as Selina and Ivy admire it.

Selina: Wow, Harley. You weren't kidding when you said Y/N is always ready to go.

Harley playfully places her finger pads together like a sophisticated teacher.

Harley: Mmm-hmm. The student learned a lot from the sex master.

The Gotham Sirens share a laugh. The tendrils then yank my body and throws me the bed. My back rests on the bed frame. The small vine wrapped around the girls slither off of them and join the tendrils beneath the bed. Harley, Selina, and Ivy start to crawl towards me like they're lions sneaking up to catch their prey. Déjà vu, huh? My heart races, but I look at Ivy about what just happened. She notices this and playfully smirks.

Ivy: Don't worry, I'll get my babies out of your bed when we're done.

Selina: Right now, why don't Red and I groom you while Harley has the first taste.~

I chuckle at Selena's cat pun. Oh, I'm definitely gonna enjoy this gift, that's for sure.

Y/N: Do your thing, ladies.

The Sirens playfully grin as Harley moves down to my cock. She spits on it and uses her hand to lube it up while her tongue starts giving long and slow licks on my head. Ivy and Selina focus on me personally. The cat burglar starts making out on the crook of my neck, leaving slow and erotic kisses as it creates powerful streaks through my spine and nervous system. While the eco-terrorist starts leaving love bites on my pectoral muscles. Her green finger lightly circles around my right nipple while her teeth lightly bite on my left one, causing me to take in a sharp inhale.

Y/N: Sh-shit, Ivy...How do you have that kind of touch?

Ivy: Oh, please. It's me, Y/N. I know just where to push the right buttons to make any man or woman weak in their knees. I even know where a man's g-spot is...~

I immediately know Ivy's implying and nervously chuckle.

Y/N: Heh, I don't doubt that, but let's not go that far.

Ivy grins and continues her expression of lust. Cat continues her with sensual moans on my neck while Harley takes my member fully into her mouth and starts bobbing her head back and forth. Her tongue circles around the underside with hungry moans.

This. Is. Heaven. My girlfriend and her two friends pleasuring my body with their talented mouths and hands. After what feels like an eternity, Harley looks up at me with half lidded eyes as she tries to speak with my cock in her mouth.

Harley: (muffling) Shoo? Ow's er gif sho fa, abe?

Me and the two other girls notice this and chuckle.

Ivy: Harley, isn't it rude to talk with your mouth full?

My girl pulls my cock out of her mouth with a pop and nervously chuckles.

Harley: Heh, right. Sorry, sorry. Anyway, I was trying to ask how ya gift is so far?

Y/N: Phenomenal. Thinking about this now. I don't know if my gift will compare.

Harley: Aw, come on, Y/N. You never once gave me a bad gift. I'm 100% sure that I'm gonna love your new one.

Y/N: (muttering) Guess it depends on how you feel about it...

The sexy clussy picks up on that and gives a confused look, but she ignores that for now and looks at her fellow criminals.

Harley: Anyhow, let's change formation, girls.

Y/N: What's that supposed to mean?

Ivy's tendrils come out once more and grab my ankles. Ivy and Selina let go of my body while Harley quickly gets up and does a backflip. While she's in the air, the tendrils yank my back away from the bed frame and down on the mattress, with the back of my head now resting on the pillow. Harley comes back down and lands on her belly, just between my spread legs. She plants her elbows on the mattress while she rests her jaw on her intertwined fingers as she gives me a cute, innocent grin.

Harley: That.

Y/N: ...I see. 

Harley: Come on in, girls. Get over here and meet my wonderful friend.

Selina and Ivy giggle as they maneuver their heads towards my meatsaber. Harley remains between my legs, Ivy is on my left side of my pelvis with her nice green ass sticking up in the air, and Selina is on top of me. Her face is near my cock while her ass is just inches away from my face. Ivy's green fingers glide over my testicles, while Selina's breath hits my length, both of these sends small shivers down my spine.

Ivy: I can feel how full his balls are...~

Selina: That smell is so intoxicating in the best way possible.

Harley: Uh-huh. That's two of the many reasons why this is my favorite cock ever. Ain't that right, Y/N Jr.?

Harley then uses her thumbs to spread open and close the urethral opening like my cock is talking while she does a high-pitched voice.

Harley: (high-pitched voice) You know it, Harley baby! I'm definitely leagues more better than Joker's millimeter Peter!

The girls laugh hard with me joining in on the laughter. 

Ivy: Oh, Harley. You always know how to make us laugh.

Y/N: You got that right.

Harley: Heh, I know, it's a curse. Go ahead, girls. Give Y/N Jr. some love.

Selina dives right in and already starts deep throating every inch, Ivy starts sucking my left nut, and Harley starts giving me a rimjob. I know I said no butt stuff for me, but I decided to experiment with it. But don't misunderstand, I'm NEVER doing pegging. Never, ever, ever, ever, EVER! ...Never.

Harley's blue eyes look up to see how the girls are enjoying this meatsaber they're devouring. Needless to say, they're completely enamored by it. Selina and Ivy are already leaving lipstick marks all over my cock and balls while they lustfully keep sucking with hungry and desperate moans. Harley chuckles while still licking my ass.

(Credit: Parvad92) 

All three ladies using their mouths is unlike anything I've ever experienced before. I'm definitely not against going for more of this in the future. I look up at the wet area in Selina's panties. I deviously smirk as I move them to the side and see her puffy lips. I grab a hold of her thighs and bring her lower body down on my face. I immediately start licking at her clit, causing Selina to move away from my lipstick-covered cock and let out a sharp moan at my sudden intrusion.

Selina: Oh, fuck!~

Both Harley and Ivy take notice of this.

Harley: Something wrong, Cat?

Ivy looks over at where I am and sees the source of Selena's moans.

Ivy: Quite the opposite, Harley.

Harley looks to where the green skinned goddess is pointing at. She sees me wrapping my arms around her thighs as I start to devour her folds. The two share a smirk.

Harley: Oooooohhhhh! Playin' with the kitty's kitty, huh, Y/N?

Y/N: Mmm-hmm.

I said with my face still buried between the cat burglar's thighs.

Ivy: Tell us, Selina. How does Y/N compare Batman?

Selina: W-well, ah, he's no Batman, b-but...fuck~. He's definitely up there.

My eyes shoot wide open with shock and confusion.

Y/N: (thoughts) BATMAN FUCKS?!

Selina sinks more of her weight on my face. Though it allows my tongue to go deeper into her folds, it's kind of getting hard to breathe. I tap on her thigh to warn her that I'm losing oxygen, but her deep throating and hungry moans distract her from noticing. Harley and Ivy notice my increasingly desperate and anxious gestures as I get closer to passing out.

Harley: Hey, Cat! You're gonna suffocate him!

Selina hears Harley's loud voice and quickly gets off of me. All three girls look and see me breathing heavily as Selina's juices are all over my face. A slightly embarrassed look appears on the cat burglar's face as she rubs her nape and tries to catch her breath.

Selina: Sorry about that, Y/N... I suppose I got too into it, didn't I?

Harley: Are you ok, hun?!

My breathing becomes more normal as I sit up.

Y/N: ...I, um, don't know whether to be freaked out or turned-on right now...

Harley: Both?

Y/N: Yeah, most likely both.

Ivy: Do you want to take a break?

Y/N: No, no, I think I'm ok to keep going. I gotta say, girls. I never thought a triple blowjob would be THAT amazing.

The three Gotham Sirens giggle.

Harley, Selina, and Ivy: Thank you.~

Harley: Well, since we now got our favorite boy here all warmed up, you girls ready for the main event?

Selina: You know it, Harley.

Ivy: Mmm. My flower is already quivering with anticipation.

Harley: (Ace Ventura impression) Well, allllllllltighty then! (Normal voice, to Y/N) Get ready, Puddin'! We're startin' it off with a cannon ball.

I facepalm.

Y/N: Oh, good.

Selina: "Canon ball?"

Y/N: You'll see. You girls better clear the way.

Selina and Ivy exchange confused looks and get off the bed. Harley gets off as well but walks over to the south end of the bed. As she takes off her lingerie, her big and supple breasts spring free and her vagina is on full display. There's even a black-ink cursive tattoo writing on her pelvic area just above her pussy and it reads, "Y/N's funhouse."

Harley: I got it inked on there just a couple months ago. Whaddya girls think?

Selina: Really hot, Harley.

Ivy: I agree. Though I think it's hot and strangely wholesome at the same time.

Y/N: Funny. I thought the same thing when I first saw it.

Harley chuckles and then moves both her pointer fingers and thumbs up in front of her vision to visualize her shot.

Harley: Get yourself ready, babe, while I get the trajectory right.

Y/N: (muttering) For fuck's sake.

Ivy: Seriously, what IS the canon ball?

Y/N: Very painful.

An unsure look appears on the eco-terrorist's face as Harley suddenly gives a thumbs up.

Harley: Ok, got myself all lined up for liftoff!

I sigh as I aim my cock up with one hand. I roll my eyes and give her the thumbs up. Harley gets into the racing position, she takes a deep breath and sprints towards the bed. She raises her foot up and plants it on the lower bed frame. She uses the momentum and pushes herself high into the air as she curls her legs into the canon ball position like she's jumping into a swimming pool.

Harley: CANON BALLLLLLLL!!!

I shut my eyes tight and clench my teeth, stiffening my body for the pain that's about to come in just a millisecond. At the last second, with her legs bent, she uses her fingers to spread her pussy lips, getting ready for the impact. She manages to impale her pussy on my cock and successful hit its target.

The sudden impact knocks the wind out of me as I grip my stomach in pain. Both Selina and Ivy gasp at the sudden display. Harley plants her hands on my chest as quivering smile appears on her face while a high pitched moan escapes her gritted teeth. As she enjoys the sensation of my cock that instantly sheathed itself inside her, her horny imagination plays mental images.

Inside Harley's body, we see my member pressed up against her womb. Cartoonish eyes and mouth appear on my member as the imaginative male organ looks up at the fertile chamber.

Y/N Jr.: Hey there, Harley's womb! Nice seeing ya again.

Another pair of cartoon eyes and mouth appear on Harley's womb. The "living" reproductive organ waves at my length with her right fallopian tube and ovary.

Harley's Womb: Hey there, stud! Ready for our annual Valentine's Day fuckfest?

Y/N Jr.: You know it, baby! Let's get it on like Donkey Kong!

Harley's womb giggles.

Harley's Womb: Oh, Jr., always with your cringe sayings.

The two share a cute chuckle and get right to it.

We return to the outside world. I'm suddenly able to breathe as Harley still freezes with pleasure. I look over to the other girls.

Y/N: THAT was the canon ball.

Ivy: ...Makes sense, I suppose.

Harley shakes her head to get her bearings.

Harley: Woah! That was quite an entrance. It made my brain literally freeze for a moment. You ok, hun?

I cross my arms and I turn my head, annoyed.

Y/N: I think so... I never thought that there would be anything worse than the banana split.

Harley: Sorry about that, babe. The sex will make up for it at least, right?

Harley gently caresses my head as my eyes look back at her. I definitely can't be mad at her.

Y/N: ...Yeah, you're right. Your skills at sex definitely do make up for all of our sex entrances.

Harley giggles cutely. She the leans back and plants her feet on the mattress while he props her hands on my bent knees to keep her body up.

Harley: Watch and learn, girls. This is how I fuck my man.~

Harley begins her motions. Her favorite cock slides in and out of her death gripping pussy as my cock rubs against her g-spot, causing her to let out cute moans.

Harley: Oh, fuuuuuuuck! I love it when you rub against my sweet spot!

My hands hold both the undersides of her thighs as I help her with her bouncy movements. Selina and Ivy sit on a corner of the bed as they watch the whole thing with sexual interest.

Selina: Damn, this is really hot to look at.

Ivy: That we can agree on. I can't wait to have my turn...

The two girls giggle. This catches my attention and I look over at them. Ivy waves at me while Selina winks. I sheepishly grin at them and return my attention to the sexy clussy on top of me.

Y/N: How's it for you, Harley?

Harley: Amazing as always, Puddin'.~ I could bounce on this cock all fuckin' day, but you still got two girls to please.

Y/N: I've never been in a foursome before, but I'll do my best to please all three of you girls.

Harley: Oh, you will. Believe me, you will.

Her hungry grunts and moans become more prominent as she bounces on my cock with more determination than ever before. The feeling of her cervix against my urethra is the best part for me. After a while, the feeling in my groins becomes more stronger, showing the telltale signs of my impending climax. You know, usually I would say a Dreamybull reference when I'm gonna cum, however, the author of this story no longer finds it funny and just cuts it out entirely. So, I'm just gonna stick with the old fashioned way of announcing that I'm gonna cum.

Y/N: Harley, I'm gonna fucking cum!

Harley: Do it! Fill mama's pussy to the brim!

I grit my teeth and jerk my hips up as I blow my first load deep into Harley's quivering cave. Harley throws her head back and lets out her usual cute orgasmic squeals. 

Inside, we see Y/N Jr. holding his breath as his whole body builds up and pulsates.

Y/N Jr.: Get ready for one helluva load, baby!

Harley's Womb: Go ahead, stud. Deposit your sperm to the sperm bank!

The male reproductive organ lets go and releases a huge torrent of hot, sticky cum, filling the fleshy walls and painting the cervix white. The womb makes an "O" shape with her cartoon mouth as she feels the fertile substance hit her entrance. After that, Y/N Jr. goes limp as he catches his breath with the fleshy walls holding him, giving him a sense of comfort.

Harley's Womb: Oh, wow! You definitely came a lot.

Y/N Jr.: *chuckles* Only the best for you, babe. Well, I better get going. I still got some other pussies to fill. Catch ya on the flip side, my squishy sperm vacuum.

Harley's Womb: And you, my slithery anaconda!

The living womb waves goodbye as the living cock slowly pulls back.

Meanwhile, Harley lifts herself up from my cock with a loud pop as she gives me and the other girls a view of my cum leaking out of her cooter.

Selina: Holy shit! That's a lot of cream. Would you mind if Red and I have a taste?

Harley giggles while biting her lower lip.

Harley: Go ahead. I'm more than willing to share.

Selina and Ivy share seductive smirks as they both lean in and start licking at Harley's used entrance. The queen of anarchy goes cross-eyed and lets out a low moan as her thighs slightly tremble at the tongues invading her sensitive flesh. After a few seconds, Selina and Ivy pull away and share sloppy kisses while exchanging my cum. Both Harley and I exchange surprised and amazed glances. We both nod to each other with thumbs up, indicating that we find this extremely hot.

Y/N and Harley: Damn, that's hot.

Both Selina and Ivy pull away and giggle at our amazement as the two swallow my load.

Selina: Yeah, I get that a lot. Especially from Batman.

My eyes grow wide at that revelation. I'm definitely not gonna see the caped crusader the same ever again when I see him on T.V. As soon as my cum taste hits Selina, her eyes grow wide.

Selina: (thoughts) What the hell?! How is his cum so delicious?! Damn, I might need more.

A seductive smirk appears on Selina's face as she takes her black panties off and pulls her bra off. 

Selina: But nooooow...~

As the cat burglar positions herself on the bed, Harley smirks and moves out of the way. Selina gets on her hands and knees and faces her dump truck of an ass towards me as she wiggles it in a seductive manner.

Selina: Get over here, big boy, and fuck me like a real cat.~

I'm in complete awe at such a hot sight.

Y/N: Selina, you are the pinnacle of seduction.

My girlfriend crosses her arms and narrows her eyes at me.

Harley: Oh, really? And I'm not?

I start to sweat bullets as I mentally punch myself for saying that in front of Harley.

Y/N: N-no, I-I mean, YOU are the top of the food chain when it comes to seduction. Hell, y-you could even rival against all of ancient Greece with your seduction and...

My words trail off, fearing that it's not convincing enough. Harley then laughs.

Harley: Ha! I'm just fuckin' with ya! I definitely see the appeal. 

Harley leans her head on top of Selina's left butt cheek and draws circles on it with her finger.

Harley: Her ass definitely is the... cat's meow.

I chuckle while Selina rolls her eyes.

Selina: Harley, why don't you stick with the clown puns while I stick with the cat puns, deal?

Harley: I know, I know. Just trying to have fun is all. Go on, Puddin'. Fuck Cat nice and good.

Harley playfully pats on Selina's ass while moving her head away.

Y/N: One order of nice and good fucking, coming right up!

I smirk as I position myself behind the cat burglar. I aim my cock at her entrance and thrust right on in. Selina's moans and the sounds of skin smacking against skin fills the room as her hands grip the sheets. 

Selina: Oh, my fuck! You're actually really good at this.

Selina said with astonishment in her voice.

Y/N: You know it! It's all thanks to my beloved girlfriend's teachings.

Harley: Awww, shucks. You're making me blush.

Harley playfully cups her own face as I continue to fuck Selina. My eyes are hypnotized by the jiggling of Selina's ass cheeks. The temptation becomes too much to resist and I start spanking her buns. Her eyes nearly pop out of her head as a sharp moan escapes her lips.

Selina: That's it! Spank my ass! I've been such a baaaaaad girl for sitting hard on your face.

The dominant side takes over and I continue to mercilessly spank dat ass, causing her pussy to tighten with each smack.

Selina: YES, YES, YES! Mark my ass! 

With Harley and Ivy, they both sit on the bed and enjoy the show. While Harley sits there drawing circles around her cream-filled pussy, Ivy's thighs shift from side to side. Harley notices this and playfully smirks at the green skinned woman.

Harley: Gettin' a little excited, huh?

Ivy: Like you wouldn't believe, Harley. Every second without that cock inside me, means that I grow more and more hungry.

Harley: Don't worry, Pami. Your feeding time will come. I mean, look, his thrusting's starting to get erratic. That gives an indication that he's about to explode.

And she's right, the churning in my balls grows once more. I spread Selina's red ass cheeks and get a view of her cute anus. My horny mind is telling me to fill her pussy to the brim and fuck her pucker hole next, but I promise to give Ivy some love next so I put that thought away and warn the sexy cat burglar.

Y/N: S-Selina, I'm almost there!

Selina: Do it, you handsome bastard! Give me ALLLL that cream!

My grip on her buns gets tighter as I thrust with everything I got. I push myself to the hilt, release a loud groan, and shoot rope after rope of cum into Selina's vaginal canal. Her eyes roll into her head and euphoric moans escapes her lips as the sudden warm feeling in her core makes her squirt hard on the bed. After that, I slowly pull out of Selina's pussy and her legs turn into jelly. Her body collapses on the bed as she stares off in complete exhaustion and amazement.

Selina: H-holy shit. That was fucking wild...

Harley: Come on, Cat! Let me and Ivy have a taste!

One of Ivy's tendrils grabs Selina's left ankle and lifts her leg in the air while turning her body to the side, giving the other girls a view of her cum leaking pussy. They instantly dive right in and start slurping up her pussy. Damn, I might be developing a fetish for creampie eating. N-not me eating it, of course. Just witnessing women eating creampies. 

Little do any of us know that another one of Ivy's tendrils decides to slither around the bedroom and explore until it comes across my backpack.

Both Harley and Ivy pull away, leaving Selina feeling empty as the tendril lets go of her ankle.

Selina: Can I have another taste of Y/N's cum, please? It's SO divine.

Selina said, completely sex drunk as my girlfriend starts speaking with my sperm in her mouth.

Harley: I dunno. You didn't share yours with me when I had the first creampie.

Selina gives her cute, sad kitty-cat eyes at Harley like Puss in Boots. Even I can't resist that damn look. I nudge Harley's arm, giving her a signal to share. She ponders for a moment while swishing the fertile substance in her mouth.

Harley: Oh, ok. It's Valentine's Day and I'm feeling generous today. Open wide, Cat, and enjoy that baby chowdah!

The cat burglar lets out a cute squeal.

Selina: Thank you!

Harley positions her head above Selina's as the short black-haired woman tips her head back and opens her mouth. Harley gently holds Selina's jaw open as she opens her mouth wide with her tongue hanging out and lets some of the virile substance flow out of her mouth and into Selina's. 

Selina: Mmm, it's so delicious.

After the two exchange semen, Harley sits back down on the bed as Ivy swallows the second load while licking her lips with a satisfied moan.

Ivy: You know, I forgot to comment on the taste of Y/N's cum. It's surprisingly sweet.

Harley: That it is, Red. I've been getting him to eat pineapple for over a year now.

Y/N: Yeah, I was hesitant about it at first. But after a couple months, pineapple is actually pretty good. 

Harley nods in agreement. She suddenly starts giggling as she recalls a memory.

Harley: One time, I actually got Y/N to jizz into my cappuccino and let me tell ya, it was arguably the best cappuccino I ever tasted.

Harley, Ivy, and I share a chuckle while Selina actually contemplates that idea. Ivy then scoots closer to me as she mushes her cleavage against my arm.

Ivy: Now that Harley and Selina had their turn, are you ready to experience a REAL woman?~

Before I can respond, Harley crosses her arms with a challenging smirk.

Harley: Oh, I don't know, Red. Are YOU ready to experience a REAL man?

Ivy: Oh, you know I do.

Ivy said hungrily. She immediately pounces on me and locks her lips with mine. My eyes go wide open as I look to Harley for permission to kiss her back. Though she's definitely taken by surprise by Ivy's surprise attack, she gives me a thumbs up. I wink at Harley and instantly sink into the kiss while I wrap my arms around Ivy's slim green body. Ivy moans into the kiss, causing slight vibrations to occur in my mouth. After a minute of passionate kissing, my hands make their way to the back of her leaf themed bra and and rip it off. She smirks in the kiss with an intrigued moan and pulls away, leaving a trail of saliva that connects to our mouths. 

Ivy: That's it. Claim what's rightfully yours.~

She throws the bra towards the floor and shamelessly shows off her green titties for all to see. The sex-fueled freak fills my very soul as I smirk up at the eco-terrorist.

Y/N: Oh, I'll do more than just "claim."

I move her green panties to the side and see her wet, green valley, all ready to go. Ivy takes the reins and aims my cock towards her green vag with her hand. She plants her one hand on the bed frame while her other hand allows me to sink right on inside her heat. She lets out a long coo as she plants both of her hands on the bed frame and begins her sensual bouncing. 

Ivy: Oh, yes! That's what I've been craving. Fuck me!~

Seeing her huge tits bounce up and down is so hypnotizing that it fuels my eager sexual energy. I plant my feet on the mattress and thrust up into Ivy while fondling her soft pillows. Her moans grow louder as Harley and Selina look on in admiration.

Selina: I have to say, Harley. Y/N is definitely amazing at sex.

Harley: Oh, he certainly is. He came a long way ever since he and I first had sex. He was so nervous that night that I couldn't help but find it adorable!

Harley said while cupping her face as a dreamy look plasters her face.

Harley: *dreamy sigh* He only lasted 32 seconds that day.

I look over at Harley with a pissed-off look while still fucking the green skinned woman.

Y/N: Hey! That was supposed to be private.

Harley: Buuuuuuuut, thanks to my teachings about exercising, practice, eating the right foods to make man milk tasty, and edging, he instantly got all straight A's.

Selina: I can definitely see the talent. I wonder where Y/N will be at with sex in a few years.

Harley: Who knows, with more experience, maybe he can fuck Wonder Woman into submission.

The thought of fucking Wonder Woman's brains out definitely has my interest, but I save that thought for another time as I continue to thrust up into Ivy. She looks down at me with lustful look in her eyes as she cutely bites her lower lip.

Y/N: Feeling good, Ivy?

Ivy: Good? I feel amazing! Keep going!

I do as Ivy says and keep thrusting into her. After a while, Ivy's arms grow tired and collapses on top of me. I wrap my arms around her body and keep fucking her. She wraps her arms around my shoulders tight and rests her beautiful head on the crook of my neck and hear her angelic moans close to my ear. My eyes look down at her supple ass, just spread wide open, completely defenseless. That's when an idea pops in my head.

Y/N: Hey, Harley. Wanna give Ivy's back door some much needed love?

Harley: Oh, you know it, hun!

Harley eagerly moves towards Ivy's ass.

Selina: Mind if I join in?

Y/N: Sure, do whatever you want.

Ivy: Harley, what are yo-AAAHHHH!

Harley sticks her tongue into Ivy's rosebud. She uses her muscular organ to massage the green goddess' insides.

Ivy: Fuck yes, Harley! Use that hot tongue of yours!

As Ivy rocks her hips, Selina deviously smirks and positions herself next to Harley. Instead of going for Ivy's ass, she goes for my balls. A sharp intake of my breath occurs as I feel Selina mouth massaging my balls.

Y/N: Oh, fuck yeah!

That alone is enough to make me blow as my thighs freeze and release my final load into Ivy's heat. Selina can feel my balls twitching in her mouth. She hums while going crossed eyed as she rides my orgasm in her mouth. Ivy's eyes grow wide as she joins me in the intense orgasm. She lightly bites on my shoulder and rides the tidal wave of euphoric bliss. Her anal muscles squeeze around Harley's tongue as a cute squeal followed up by a chuckle leaves her mouth. 

Both mine and Ivy lose all strength in our bodies as we try to catch our breath. My softening cock slips out of Ivy's entrance as the bit of my cum leaks out. Selina licks her lips and dives right in to have more of that man milk. Harley rests her head on Ivy's right butt cheek and watches the cat burglar eat up that fertile substance.

Harley: Daymn, Cat. You really love my boyfriend's jizz, huh?

Selina doesn't answer as she continues devouring that cream-filled pussy like it's the last food on earth. Harley chuckles and turns her head towards me.

Harley: Sweet Jesus. We really need to do this more often.

Y/N: Agreed. Holy...shit...that was so awesome. I think...I'm beat.

That's when Ivy uses the ace up her sleeve. She turns her head away from me and drops her right arm towards the side of the bed. One of the tendrils under the bed slithers up and hands Ivy some lipstick. She opens the cap with her thumb and applies it to her lips. After that, she hands the lipstick back to the tendril and mushes her lips together to get every last bit of the colorful oily wax on there. She then props her bent arms on my chest and looks down at me with half lidded eyes.

Ivy: Tired?

Y/N: Unfortunately, yeah. You girls did a real number on me. I'm really sorry I can't go again. I usually save all that energy for Harley. If I had known that I would get into a foursome, maybe I would've tried that energy drink I've been trying recently.

Ivy: Awww. It's ok, handsome. You don't have to feel bad. Why don't I give you a kiss to make you feel better? 

My eyes drift down to her red lips. Wait. Did she have red lipstick on the entire time and I never noticed? Huh, strange. I lift my head up and look at Harley.

Y/N: Do I...have permission, Harley?

Harley notices the lipstick on Ivy's lips, she taps on Selina's shoulder and the cat burglar raises her head up as she gulps down the succulent jizz. She notices the lipstick as well and the two share a giggle.

Harley: Oh, but of course, Puddin'. Kiss Pami like there's no tomorrow.

I raise my eyebrow in confusion. I immediately shrug it off and look back up at Ivy.

Y/N: Well, let's get to smooching.

Ivy chuckles and brings her lips together mine. Our lips move in perfect sync, my hands roam over her back and her hands tenderly hold my face as she moans in the kiss. My body suddenly starts to feel strange. My heart slowly starts to beat faster as my body suddenly feels a huge spike of energy. I pull away and look at the woman above me.

Y/N: I-Ivy, what did you do?

Ivy covers her mouth as she tries to hide a giggle.

Ivy: Here's your other surprise gift. I created a concoction that fills your body with renewed sexual energy and sperm potency. 

Y/N: But...how did- 

Ivy: I gave it to you through this.

Ivy points her lips.

Ivy: It activates through the lips and, of course it doesn't affect me since I'm immune to any and all chemicals. Don't worry, the one I gave you is works perfectly. 

Oh, yeah. That's right. I remember that one time where Scarecrow tired using his fear toxin on Ivy, but it turns out that she's immune to it. So in retaliation, she ripped him in half. Damn, don't mess with nature.

Selina: *gasp* Harley, Red, look!

Both Harley and Ivy look to where Selina is pointing. My soft cock instantly goes hard again and my balls start to reach its size back to fullness. Like as if it never climaxed. Harley and Selina loudly gasp in amazement. Ivy, however, furrows her eyebrows.

Ivy: Hmm. 4.87 seconds. That's a lot faster than anticipated.

Harley waves it off as she marvels at my cock's instant recovery.

Harley: You say it like it's a bad thing!

Selina: Come on, Red! Take your turn again so I can drink more of his cum!

Selina said with desperation and impatience in her voice. Ivy rolls her eyes and looks back at me.

Ivy: Y/N, how are you feeling?

Y/N: Honestly, I feel great. I feel like I can take on Bane in a fist fight. Joking, of course. But I really do feel like I can actually go again without feeling tired.

Ivy looks into Y/N's eyes to make sure that his pupils aren't shaking, and of course, they aren't. Ivy nods and goes with it.

Ivy: Very well. I just have one request.

I fully expected Ivy to tell me to let her know if I start to feel strange, but to my surprise, she leans her lips close to my ear and says,

Ivy: Rock my fucking world.~

I smirk as I stand up while holding Ivy. My feet plant themselves on the floor as my forearms hold Ivy's legs while my hands grip both of her ass cheeks. I immediately start moving her body up and down on my cock as she wraps her arms around my neck. The sheer force and position we're in makes my meatsaber instantly go deep and already mash against her green cervix. Her toes curl as she moans with each hump.

Ivy: Oh! Fuck! Yes! You! Handsome! Stud! Fuck! Me! Hard!

A crazy look appears on my face as I keep bringing Ivy down on my pogo stick. I feel so much energy flowing through me. I feel like I can actually fuck all day and not even break a sweat. I feel so strong...

I suddenly push Ivy against the window. I rip her leaf panties off and keep plapping her cheeks. Her left facial cheek and her breasts mush against the cold surface. Instead of being annoyed, Ivy finds herself being dominated while her skin and nipples being pressed against the glass to be extremely hot. Both Harley and Selina share shocked glances as they witness the primal act of rough sex. 

I then grab a fist full of her red hair and pull it back, causing her head to be yanked back. Her eyes drift to the ceiling and lets out a drawn out hungry groan.

Ivy: Oh, I love it when a man gets rough with me! Show me how a human can dominate nature!~

Y/N: As you wish....

I pull Ivy's head back further and quickly grab a hold of her throat. I slightly squeeze but not to a point where she can't breathe. I keep her breasts pinned to the window while my other hand moves down to her crotch and I start to rub her swollen clit with my fingers. Ivy gasps and squints her eyes in pleasure.

Ivy: Yesyesyesyesyesyes!!!

Ivy's walls would constrict each time I thrust balls deep. I can tell that she's on the verge of cumming with how quickly her breathing is. Just as she's about to cum, I quickly pull out and furiously rub her clit, the sudden spark of the electric orgasm quickly rushes through Ivy's body. Her pupils shrink as she releases a guttural scream and squirts all over my hand, the floor and the wall just beneath the window. Her legs start shaking as her eyes roll up into her head. Her hoarse moans start to become shaky. Instead of letting Ivy rest, I plunge right back inside her penis fly trap and fuck her again. Ivy doesn't object to this and rides the intense sex once more.

Selina: He's relentless!

Harley: He has as much stamina as a horse!

Ivy and I keep repeating the process over and over again. I give her pussy a pounding while flicking her green bean, she squirts on the floor and wall, and repeat. 

At time passes, her arms feel like noodles, her legs could give out at any moment, and her head rests against the widow. Really, her head against the window is the only thing from making her fall to the floor. Her pussy is completely wet with her lips being dark green with my cock moving in and out at a much more faster pace than usual.

Ivy: I...ah!...I don't know how much longer I c-can hold on. My pussy is so numb!

Y/N: Don't worry, Ivy. I'm gonna pump! You! Full!

I said between the last three words as I pump Ivy full with another hot load. Her eyes grow wide at the sheer amount of sperm flowing through her pussy. The force is stronger and more potent than before. Ivy's eyelids twitch as she suddenly loses consciousness. Her legs loose all strength and I quickly hold her body before she could hit the floor. With my new strength, I move her body around and hold her bridal style. 

I turn away from the completely smeared window and towards the bed, there I see Harley and Selina slumped on the bed with their pussies close together and a huge wet area between them as they catch their breath. They must've scissored each other to keep themselves entertained. I gently set Ivy down on the right side of the bed, catching their attention. They both look up at me as I stand there with my fists on my hips, completely radiating with confidence.

Y/N: Who's next?

Before Harley can raise her hand up, Selina raises hers up at lightning speed.

Selina: Me! Pick me! ...Right after I get me a pick-me-up.

Selina crawls over towards Ivy. She spreads her green legs and licks up the fresh batch of cum. She sexually hums as the substance enters her mouth. Harley rolls her eyes with a smirk.

Harley: You really got her under your spell, huh?

Y/N: Yep...Looks like I did.

I said, distracted. Harley notices this and follows where I'm looking. She then smirks as my eyes are drawn to Selina's exposed ass. Her pucker winks at us. Harley places her hand on my slightly ripped left deltoid and whispers in my ear.

Harley: Go ahead, hun. Destroy dat ass.~

A sadistic smile plasters my face as I dash forward. Harley then notices something strange when she briefly felt my shoulder muscle.

Harley: Huh. Was Y/N working out recently?

As Selina keeps slurping the remnants in Ivy's pussy, she suddenly feels her ass being grabbed. She turns her head around in surprise with cum in her mouth.

Selina: Hmmm?

She sees me with a crazy look in my eyes as I spread her cheeks apart. This causes her to gulp and watch what my move is gonna be. Seeing her anus up close sends me into a next level overdrive. I spit on her back entrance, causing Selina to release a quick yelp. I plant my feet on the mattress, my legs are bent and I haunch slightly forward. I line my Johnson up towards her lubed up ass and instantly push half of my length into her anal cavity. 

Selina: AHHHH!

I should feel tired with all the thrusting in various positions, especially with this one. But I don't feel tired or sore at all whatsoever. I grip her cheeks tight and push forward and back as I watch Selina's anus grip my hard blood sausage each time I pull back. What little semblance of control she has left of her brain, she has a sudden realization.

Selina: (thoughts) I-is it me, f-fuck, or is Y/N's cock getting bigger?

My cock reaches far deeper than her pussy, that's for sure. Selina then throws her head back and yells at the top of her lungs. Any clear thoughts in her head are completely replaced by an unceremonious amount of nothing but primal lust.

Selina: Fuck yeah! Punish my ass! I've been such a bad kitty! 

Y/N: Oh, I'm gonna punish you, all right.

I grab a hold of Selina's wrists and pull her arms back. I push ever so deeper into her anus, this causes her to make a trembling smile while her face slowly turns red with how much of a pounding I'm giving her. I look down at the cat burglar, completely surrendering to my strength. It fills me with a sense of pride and accomplishment, knowing that I did this to her.

Y/N: Who's better? Me or Batman?

Selina: You! Batman can never rearrange my guts like you can!

Y/N: You're not only a hoarder for jewelry, but you're also a hoarder for my cum, aren't you?

Selina: YES! YES! Your cum tastes phenomenal! I promise to be your good girl if you feed me with more of your cum!

Being dominant feels so liberating. I need to do this more often. I just want to hear more of her pleading for me!

Y/N: You really want my cream, don't you?

With her knees caps planted, her legs kick the bed as she whines and whales.

Selina: Please, please, please, please, please! I want your cock down my throat! I'm at your disposal! I'll quit being a jewel thief and be your personal cum dumpster!

Y/N: That's what I wanted to hear! Come here!

I pull out of Selina's now gaping anus and pull her body off the mattress. I force her to sit on the floor while her back is against the side of the bed. Her head is tipped back and rests on the mattress as my cock is just a couple inches away from her throat.

Selina: Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you, than- *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk*

My one foot stays on the floor while my other plants itself on the mattress as I thrust down hard into Selina's throat. My right hand grips the top of her head while my left hand grips the bedsheets. Harley just sits nearby on the bed, completely shocked at my enhanced performance.

Harley: Holy guacamole... What kind of concoction was Pami cooking?

Selina grips both of my butt cheeks as she pulls my pelvis more to get my cock deeper and faster.

Selina: *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk* *Gluk*

Harley doesn't want to wait in the sidelines anymore and joins the party. She joins Selina on the floor and starts to finger the cat burglar's kitty while latching her mouth on Selina's right nipple and starts sucking. This causes Selina to slightly shift her body and makes glugging moans. Harley's blue eyes look up and see the huge cock bulge on Selina's throat. The queen of anarchy enjoys the close up view as her tongue swirls around Selina's bosom.

Selina's moans sends vibrations to my cock as her throat muscles tightens, which causes another churning in my balls. My quick grunts become quicker and louder as I grit my teeth and shut my eyes tight. The pressure becomes too much to handle, I push my strong cock to the hilt and release a huge glob of more sperm down Selina's throat. The cat burglar can feel the hot stream of the fertile substance shoot down towards her stomach as her eyes roll up into her skull and her fists clench. Harley's eyes are filled with awe as she watches Selina's adam's apple move up and down to try and swallow as much man milk as humanly possible. My loud groans fill the room as the seed starts to jet out of her nose. After about 30 seconds of cumming, I pull out as Selina sharply inhales from not breathing. A dazed look appears on her face as her eyes grow heavy. Harley chuckles at what she's seeing.

Harley: Damn, Y/N. You really broke Cat's mind.

With what little strength Selina has left, she looks up at me.

Selina: ...Thank you.

Selina tips over and crashes on the floor, joining Ivy in the world of sleep. Harley casually licks up the cat burglar's juices from her fingers.

Harley: I gotta remember to send Pami a thank you gift sometime. Whatever she made really spiced things up in the bedroom, wouldn't you say, Y/N? ...Y/N?

Harley looks up and sees my back towards her as I breathe heavily. Not out of exhaustion, but like a hungry animal. She starts to grow concerned.

Harley: Uh, Y/N, are you ok?

My head slowly turns towards Harley. I look over my shoulder and stare at her as my eyes start to shake and my normal eye color turns into a strange green. Fear and concern takes over her mind.

Harley: ...Y/N?

At inhuman speed, I grab Harley's arms and throw her to the left side of the bed. She lands on the mattress with a yelp as the back of her head lands on the pillow.

Harley: Uh, Pami. We got a situation here.

She looks towards Ivy, but sees that she's still unconscious. She looks back up and sees that my face is close to hers as I heavily breathe. Her eyes wander down and gasps loudly. She can't believe what she's seeing. My cock has grown in length.

It's now over a foot long.

Harley: Oh, god.

Her heart starts to race, both in horniness and nervousness. She looks back up at my eyes.

Harley: ...Well, it wouldn't hurt to at least try, right?

I grunt as I bend her legs up and force her feet up behind her head, giving me an amazing view of her snatch and rosebud. Thank god for flexibility.

Harley: Woah, ok! I guess we're really going for it.

I move my legs up as my cock lines up towards her cooter. I then drop my legs and go all out.

Inside, we see Y/N Jr. hit Harley's cervix like a battering ram. This causes Harley's Womb to let out a small yelp as she rubs her head.

Harley's Womb: Ow! Oh, hey there, stud. Back for more? Hey, you look different. Did you get a tan?

Y/N Jr. growls like a raging bull.

Y/N Jr.: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU GOOOOOD!!!

A huge blush appears on her face as she covers her mouth with her ovary.

Harley's Womb: O-oh my...

Y/N Jr. starts moving in and out while mashing against the living female reproductive organ. With Harley and me, her fear and nervousness is instantly replaced with excitement, she never felt her boyfriend go THIS rough and deep before. The sounds of skin smacking against skin, both my grunts and Harley's cute moans and insane laughs, along with the bed frame hitting the wall fill the room as Ivy and Selina remain unconscious.

Harley: Yahtzee!!! YAHTZEE!!! This feels so fucking AMAZING!!!

Y/N: HARLEY! HARLEY! HARLEY!

I grunted between breaths. My mind is filled with nothing but a primal desire to fuck Harley's brains out and permanently mold her pussy into a large cave that only I can satisfy. This causes me to slam harder, deeper, and faster than ever before.

Harley: Oh, Y/N! You're so rough with my pussYYYYYYYY!!!

Her eyes grow wide as her libido reaches to an all-time high. 

We see Harley's Womb taking a beating as Y/N Jr. mercilessly beats the cervix.

Harley's Womb: AH! OH! EEK! OO! HAH!!!

The raging cock grunts as his thrusts abruptly stop, causing the womb to let out a whine.

Harley's Womb: Come ooooooon! Why did you-

The Bull's-eye then surges forward like a rocket and does the impossible. The monstrous Y/N Jr. breaks through the cervix. The baby room tightens around the urethra like a condom, which causes Harley's Womb to let out an ear piercing scream.

Harley's Womb: AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Harley: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Harley's body freezes up and her mind breaks for a moment even though it feels like an eternity for the former henchman of the Joker. Harley sees everything. The birth of the universe, the large lava rocks forming into planets, the first signs of life leaving the ocean, the dinosaurs, the ice age, apes slowly evolving into man, the Pyramids being made, the Italian renaissance, the two World Wars, and modern cities being build at lightening fast speed. At the very end of this journey, is Harley and I lovingly holding each other in the nude as we float through the beautiful and peaceful vacuum of space.

Harley immediately snaps out of it and feels something strange in her stomach. She looks down and to her complete and utter shock, she sees a huge bulge in her stomach.

Harley: Oh, my god... HE'S IN MY WOMB! HE'S IN MY WOMB!

She looks up at me, breathing like an animal as droll slowly goes down my lips. Her psychotic grin plasters her face as she wraps her arms around my neck.

Harley: KEEP GOING! FUCK MEEEEEEE!!!

I grip the underside of her bent thighs and continue to pummel her poor pussy. Her huge bulge would appear and disappear with my unmerciful humping. We keep going like this for so long that I no longer have sense of how much time has passed. 

Y/N: HARLEY... HARLEY...

She instantly knows what I'm trying to say as her arms around my neck grow tighter.

Harley: YES!!! DO IT!!! I WANT YOU TO BREED ME SO BADLY!!! I WANNA BE YA BABY MAMA!!!

Her words snap something inside me. My new ultimate goal is to make sure that her womb is completely stuffed with my fertile seed. My thrusts start to move at speeds no normal man can accomplish as I imagine Harley carrying my child inside her. This is something I've fantasized for the last couple months. But I always kept those deep, lustful thoughts in the very back of my mind.

Harley: FUCKIN' BREED ME! FUCKIN' BREED ME! FUCKIN' BREED ME! FUCKIN' BREED ME! FUCKIN' BREED ME! FUCKIN' BREED ME! FUCKIN' BREED ME!

She repeats those words over and over again as I keep slamming down until I can no longer hold back. I push to the hilt while I lock my lips with Harley's. Her eyes grow wide as she screams into the kiss. My tongue overpowers her and I explore every tiny spot in her mouth, marking my territory. My cock flares the biggest load I've ever released as her womb starts to inflate like a water balloon. Her fallopian tubes start to feel the rush of semen flow straight to her ovaries as well. With no more room for my seed to rush to, the endless substance rushes through between my cock and her vaginal walls until the sperm jets out between her pussy lips and my flaring cock. To say that the bed gets stained with sperm is a humungous understatement. Gallons upon gallons of man milk jets out between our reproductive organs and completely covers our side of the bed. 

Harley's hoarse moans start to lower as she basks in the intense afterglow. I pull away with our lips completely wet from so much tongue action. Harley's trembling hands move from my neck to my cheeks as she looks me straight in the eyes while streaming tears. She tries to speak with how out of breath she is.

Harley: I love you so much...Y/N. I want...nothing more than to have this family with you. You're...you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. You've given me so much more than you ever realize. A home...kindness...fun...and mostly importantly, you gave me something that Joker could never give. Pure love. That's why I made this foursome happen. I want to show you just how forever grateful I am to have such a perfect boyfriend like you even though I don't deserve you.

My heavy breathing slowly becomes normal. She can see some part of the normal me taking in every word she's saying, despite my current state.

My finger reaches down and wipes away the tears from her beautiful face.

Y/N: ...Harley.

My eyes drift down her body. I take in every detail with her legs being bent the way they're positioned until I see her stomach. At first glance, she looks like she's a few months pregnant. My hand gently caresses the cum-filled stomach as I imagine the potential future with her. I slowly look back up at Harley as her blue eyes give me a sense of peace. My hand then moves to her cheek and say the only word that comes to mind.

Y/N: ...Family.

A trembling smile appears on Harley's lips as she sniffles with more tears of love and happiness. She moves her feet away from the back of her head and rests her legs back on the bed. She looks down and feels my cock is still hard inside her.

Harley: I can feel that you wanna go again. Wanna do just that?

I nod with a grunt. Harley gives a playful grin and wraps her legs around my body. We bring our lips together and go another round of crazy, baby-making sex. The bed frame starts hitting the wall, leaving permanent indentations. As we make primal love, we hear a loud banging on the opposite side of the wall. Our neighbor who's been making noise complaints of our various sexual escapades ever since last Valentine's Day. Harley closes her eyes and ignores the banging and yelling. At this point with a whole year of having to listen to endless fucking, the man in his 40's is starting to lose his mind with great fury.

Man: Hey! Would you fucking horn dogs not do this tonight?! I'm working double shift tomorrow!

The neighbor continues yelling at us with no signs of stopping. Sorry, Harley and I never remember his name. Harley glares at the wall with an increasingly annoyed groan. Little does she know that my muscles start to get more ripped.

Man: I swear to god, if you guys don't stop within the next ten seconds, I'm gonna break into your room and jack my dick so fucking hard that I'll cum like a madman!!! THAT'S RIGHT! I WILL CUM LIKE A MADMAN ALL OVER YOU GUYS!!! YOU GUYS LIKE THAT? OHOHOHOH!!! OF COURSE, YOU ABSOLUTE DEGENERATES WOU-

*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*

Bullet holes suddenly appear from the neighbor's side of the wall. The first hole is near his head, the second is near his fist where he was banging, and the third is just an inch below his crotch. Startled, he falls back on the floor and frantically screams as he scurries out of his room like the pussy he is.

Man: YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! YOU HEAR ME? INSANE!

The neighbor isn't the only one who got startled, Ivy shoots up from her side of the bed. She holds her chest to calm her racing heart as she looks for the source of the loud noise and her jaw immediately drops. She sees Harley holding her blue and red painted pistol from the nightstand drawer. The crazy girl notices Ivy and waves with her pistol.

Harley: Oh, hey there, Pami. Sorry for waking you up, the neighbor was being a douche again. You can head back to sleep now. I'm gonna spend more time with my raging bull here.

Harley switches the safety back on and places her pistol back in nightstand cabinet. She lays back on the bed and continues her fuck session. What really has the eco-terrorist completely shocked is the muscle monster plapping Harley hard.

Ivy: What the fuck?!

Ivy looks around the room and sees Selina on the floor, still sleeping. The redhead gets off the bed and pulls the cat burglar's body up and shakes her.

Ivy: Selina! Selina, wake up!

Ivy's efforts unfortunately don't work as Selina still remains knocked out. She groans and slap the black haired woman's face. This causes her to finally awaken and hold her face.

Selina: Ow! What the hell, Red?!

Ivy: Look! 

Selina tries to stand up, but due to me showing no mercy to her ass a while ago, her legs wobble. Ivy helps Selina up and sits her on the bed and points at what's happening. Just like Ivy, Selina's jaw drops at the sight before her. They watch me and Harley fucking on the bed as the remaining excess of cum from earlier sloshes out of her pussy and onto the bed.

Harley: STUFF ME LIKE A FUCKIN' TURKEY! OH, YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Harley's voice starts to become hoarse as her crossed legs around my body slowly starts to lose its strength. Ivy and Selina share concerning looks.

Selina: ...Is Y/N supposed to look like...that?

Ivy: No, of course not! He's only supposed to remain the same but with increased stamina and sperm production. 

The redhead snaps her fingers and the tendril from beneath the bed slithers up and hands her the lipstick from earlier. She takes it and looks over the beauty product.

Ivy: I don't understand! What went wrong? The test subject from my lair showed perfect results. I-

Her heart stops as she reads the test number label on the metal. Selina notices Ivy's shocked demeanor.

Selina: What? What is it?

Ivy: Oh, my god, I took the wrong lipstick.

Selina: What the fuck do you mean you took the wrong lipstick?!

Ivy: I was in a hurry to gather my things for the foursome. I must've grabbed the wrong lipstick. This one was one of my many failed experiment for the enhanced stamina. I used the Venom formula that gave Bane his enhanced strength. This one is dialed down to avoid the addiction, negative steroid effects, and the overly beefy form Bane had.

Selina: You've got to be fucking kidding me, Ivy! You used the Venom formula?!

Ivy: I'm sorry! I wanted to see if I can use the enhanced performance to my advantage. I swear! I thought for sure that I put the right lipstick on the pile of things for the Valentine's Day gift.

Little do the two women know that one of the tendrils is a mischievous little shit that switches stuff around without the green skinned woman's knowledge. The genetically enchanted vine chuckles mischievously like Muttley from Dastardly and Muttley.

Ivy: We need to figure out a way to fix this before it's too late.

Selina: Too late? Too late for what?

Ivy: From what I studied on the test subject that I used it on, it was a low-life criminal meat sack just so you know, if Y/N keeps fucking and cumming like this, he MIGHT go into cardiac arrest.

Selina gasps as this situation goes from 100 to 1,000 really quick.

Selina: Shit! W-well, is there a way to stop this?

Ivy: Let me think!

As Ivy tries to rack her brain to find a solution, the sounds of the bed creaking and Harley's tired moans fill the room as Selina shifts her legs on the bed as an unsure feeling clouds her.

Ivy: I've got it! I have a sedative in my purse in the kitchen. 

Selina: All right. That's a start. Wait, why did you bring a sedative with you if you were confident your experiment was gonna work?

Ivy gives Selina a nervous grin.

Ivy: ...In case if the 1% chance of failure grows more worse. A-anyway, while I go and get it, warm Harley about Y/N's dire situation. I'll be right back!

Ivy runs out of the bedroom to get the sedative. Selina's eyes return the primal fucking on the bed. Now with strength in her legs, Selina circles around the bed and grabs Harley's shoulder.

Selina: Hey, Harley, you need to snap Y/N out of it. He's gonna die if he keeps going like this. Harley?

Harley is too far gone as her eyes roll into her skull, her tongue lazily flops out as she slips in and out of consciousness. Selina hears growling as fear sets in. She slowly turns her head and sees me growling at her, threatening her to stay away. She raises her hands up and backs away. I immediately go back to fucking Harley as my heart starts to pick up at a dangerous pace. But I don't care, the only things on my mind are sex, Harley, and breeding. Ivy runs back in the room with a syringe and a small glass bottle with a blue liquid inside. She slowly pulls the plunger out as the needle extracts blue liquid from the bottle and fills the barrel.

Ivy: Ok, we can't stick this syringe on Y/N's body. His sexy muscles have become too hard for any needle to penetrate. We need to inject this into his gums.

Selina: How do we do this then?

Ivy: I got an idea.

I start to feel my ultimate climax build up again, I was about to pump Harley with another thick, fertile load into her poor womb until I feel multiple tendrils wrap around my arms, body, and head. They pull my upper body back while my cock is still sheathed inside Harley as my back crashes onto the mattress. Ivy sticks all of her fingers into my mouth and between my teeth, forcing my jaw open.

Ivy: Selina, now!

Selina swings her arm towards my mouth and sticks a syringe into the roof of my mouth. Her thumb presses on the plunge and injects a blue liquid into me. My eyes nearly bulge out of my head from the pain. This causes me to cum one last time as I jerk my hips slightly towards Harley and fill her belly with more of my sperm. After that, my glowing green eyes return to normal as I slip into unconsciousness. My muscles slowly change back to normal and my softening cock flops out of Harley's pussy, this causes the new batch of cum inside Harley to spray out and cover Ivy and Selina with my warm load. The two open their eyes and stand there in awkward silence. Selina looks at the white load on her chest and scoops it up. She was about to put it in her mouth until Ivy says,

Ivy: Maybe don't taste it.

Selina: Yeah, good idea.

She wipes the sperm on the bedsheets to get it off her fingers. Ivy's tendrils then move my sleeping body towards Harley's and sets me down next to her.

Selina: Damn, that was quite a night.

Ivy: Yeah, a lot more than I expected.

Selina: Sooooo...after we get this stuff off in the shower, wanna get some coffee from the kitchen and watch The Real Housewives of Metropolis?

Ivy: Sure, I can go for that. As long as the coffee is vegan-based.

As the two get up to leave, Ivy notices one of the tendrils rummaging around my backpack. 

Ivy: Hey!

The tendrils resurfaces and they see it holding the small box. It's gift wrap now completely shredded while the box itself is scratched and ripped. Ivy snaps her fingers and another set of tendrils from the bed hands her a spray bottle with weed killer inside. She aims and sprays the tendril, it drops the small box, recoils back, and hisses.

Ivy: No! Bad tendril! Go join your siblings under the bed.

Ivy said, sounding like a stern mother as she points at the bed. The naughty tendril slithers back towards under the bed as Selina gives her a playful smirk.

Selina: Remind me to ask you about parenting advice.

Ivy: Let's face it. You'd be a terrible parent.

Selina: Yeah, most likely.

Selina looks at the destroyed box and picks it up. Ironically, curiosity gets the better of her and opens it. Both Selina and Ivy gasp at what's inside.

An engagement ring.

Ivy: Shit! We need to fix this before Y/N wakes up.

Selina: You're right. I've seen this box before at a jewelry store I know. I'll go and steal the box while you go and get some new Valentine's Day gift wrap.

Ivy: Got it!

The two criminals run out of the room to fix my gift to Harley. 

Selina (offscreen): Damn, I'm definitely gonna be gaping for a long while.

We see Harley and I cuddling on the bed as more of my cum leaks out of her snatch. The large glob of cum leaks off the bed and towards the floor as a heart-shaped cum puddle forms on the floor; symbolizing our love.

Inside, we see Harley's Womb all dizzy as she feels so much cum inside her overly inflated uterus.

Harley's Womb: W-woah, that was a doozy. I hope this doesn't lead to me getting some buns in my oven.

We then see a couple of Harley's eggs being invaded by an overwhelming army of my sperm cells. A couple brave swimmers hit their marks and inject their DNA into the soon-to-be embryos. It's only a matter of time until the former henchman of the Joker and an average joe of Gotham would welcome new life into the world.

(A/N: Happy LATE Sonic Movie anniversary- I mean, Valentine's Day! I hoped I could make it exactly on the 14th this time, but oh well. I hope that you spent time with your significant other. But I certainly hope that you didn't go to such extremes like what Y/N and Harley went through.)

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ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE 18+ AND OF CONSENTING AGE!

(Twilight Sparkle belongs to Hasbro.)

I got a letter from my friend, Twilight Sparkle. It said to meet her on the outskirts of Ponyville at night. I show up at night and see the genius pony standing on the hill, overlooking the valley and a great view of the night sky. Her ears perk up and see me approaching. She gives me a sad smiles and looks up at the sky.

Twilight: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

She turns back at me again with a hopeful look. I give her a soft smile as walk towar-

Y/N: NO, FUCK OFF.

I raise my hand up towards Twilight and use my mind powers to set the pony on fire. SpongeBob SquarePants witnesses the whole thing in horror and collapses to his knees.

SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I dance towards the pile of ash where Twilight stood and laugh.

Y/N: APRIL FOOLS, BOZO!!! HE-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

(A/N: In case if it wasn't obvious, April Fools! Real chapter releases tomorrow.)

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ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE 18+ AND OF CONSENTING AGE!

(Gogo Tomago belongs to Disney.)

It's a late night at the San Fransokyo Institute of Technology. I had just got back from getting a coffee after I finished making my gymnastics robot. Yeah, it might seem like child's play compared to Baymax's fighting abilities, but I'm proud of my robot's agility.

I was about to head to my work station in the lab to turn off all my equipment until I hear a frustrated yell with the sound of a wrench being thrown on the floor. I peak inside the lab and see my friend and classmate, Gogo Tomago at her workstation trying to fix her bike.

She's been having performance issues recently and has been trying to fix it for the last couple weeks. But so far, no problems fixed, and it's really starting to get to her. It shows, really. She doesn't have her jacket on, leaving her in her white shirt and her black hair with purple streaks is sort of ruffled and deceived.

I look at the floor and see the wrench that was thrown was Wasabi's wrench. I walk inside, pick the wrench up and thankfully, it's not bent beyond repair. I set it on his workbench in the correct spot among its other tools. I especially find it funny that his car keys have its own spot as well. I walk over to Gogo and see her lazily sitting on her chair with her head hanging back and her palm on her forehead. She lets out a tired, frustrated groan.

Y/N: You ok?

She opens up one eye and looks at me with an annoyed expression.

Gogo: What do you think?

Y/N: ...I think you're sorta stressed.

Gogo: No, duh. My bike's been acting up on me and I can't figure what the hell's wrong with it!

Gogo shoots up from her chair. She was about to punch her bike in frustration but I quickly grab her arm.

Y/N: Woah, woah, woah! Pump the breaks, Speed Racer.

She shoots me a pissed off look. She always hated it when I called her that. Yeah, poor choice of words.

Y/N: I'm sorry. I promised not to call you that and I forgot.

The Korean girl lowers her arm and I leave her a bit of space. I notice her crossing her arms and has that solemn, yet sad look on her face.

Y/N: Is something wrong, Gogo?

Gogo: It's just...whenever I had a problem with making or fixing my bikes, Tadashi always knew how to help. I...still miss him.

My face drops to a sad look. It's been over a year since the student showcase.

Y/N: Yeah, me too.

Tadashi was the first guy to greet me when I joined the Institute. I was the shy hermit growing up, but he helped me open up more and I made friends and gained a better social life. Ever since he died, it hasn't been easy for any of us. Especially, Gogo. She's always been the kind of person who keeps moving fast and doesn't look back. I hesitantly raise my hand up towards her shoulder, I stop for a second to consider it until I place my hand on her shoulder. Gogo slightly turns her head towards me with her eyebrow slightly raised.

Y/N: Gogo, listen. I know that you're dedicated. Sure, you gotta run through trial and error a bunch of times. That'll take a lot of time and effort, but this frustration's gonna drive you insane. You got your pride and I respect that about you. But that doesn't mean that you have to go at it alone. I know people handle loss differently than others, but you'll always have people to lean on. We all miss Tadashi. It's never gonna be easy. The best we can do, really, is to keep moving forward and show wherever Tadashi is now is that we can still keep our heads held high.

Gogo's expression slowly softens.

Y/N: I might not be able to help you like Tadashi did with your bike, but I know a way to help, it helped with him when he was making Baymax.

Gogo: Like what?

I gently place my other hand on her tense shoulders and guide her away from her project.

Y/N: First off, just take a deep breath and step away from working on it for a while, ok?

Gogo can be stubborn sometimes, but deep down, she knows I'm right. She then sighs.

Gogo: Alright.

We move away from her bike. She does what I say and takes a deep breath in through her nose and releases it out of her mouth as she shoulders slightly loosen up.

Y/N: Good. That's step one. Now, step two. Find something to de-tense yourself.

Gogo: What's a woman gotta do to de-tense, exactly?

Y/N: Well, there's taking a walk through campus, listening to music, drink coffee. Whatever comes to your mind, really.

Gogo thinks for a moment. Her eyes drift down to the crotch area in my pants and looks back up at me.

Gogo: There is...one thing that can help.

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The sounds of huffing and skin on skin slapping can be heard in the lab. Gogo's hands are on a nearby table with her sport-shorts and carpi leggings lowered to her ankles, and her black thong is moved to the side. Her plump ass is towards me as I plow into her. She hangs her head down as she bites her lower lip.

Gogo: Fuck...fuck! Yeah, that's it.

Now, Gogo and I have a...unique relationship. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend, it's more of a friends with benefits kind of relationship. She and I have been doing this for about six months and made it a regular thing. Usually, we would use condoms, but since she just ran out of them recently, she told me to use her ass instead. I gotta say, her ass has a much more death grip than her pussy.

Y/N: Damn, you're extra tight than usual, huh?

The Korean racer looks over her shoulder at me with a smirk.

Gogo: Can you blame me?

Y/N: Heh, no, not really.

I then spank Gogo's plump ass, which causes the cheek to slightly ripple. Her anal muscles tighten around me more as a gasp escapes her lips. She gives me a slightly annoyed look.

Gogo: A little warning would've been nice.

Y/N: Sorry. Your ass is just too irresistible.

She couldn't help but smirk and roll her eyes.

Gogo: Never heard that one before.

We share a chuckle as we keep going. Gogo throws her hips back to match the rhythm with mine to gain more pleasure. Her moans and groans are music to my ears and it only excites me more. We keep this up for a couple minutes until she signals me to stop with her hand raised.

Gogo: Hey, let's switch it up a bit.

I nod and pull out of her stretched sphincter. She turns around and rests her ass in the edge of the table. She spreads her legs and shows me her wet kitty and ass as she gives me a competitive smirk.

Gogo: How about you use that tongue of yours to REALLY get me all relaxed.

Y/N: With pleasure.

I return the smirk back to her and get on my knees. I remove the pants around her ankles and my hands hold her outer thighs and I start with flicking her bean with my tongue. The tiny stubble of her pubic hair on her skin slightly stings my nose, but I push through. Gogo closes her eyes as she holds the back of my head with both hands as she rides pleasure train.

Gogo: Mmm...Damn, you definitely got more skilled with your tongue.

I look up at the racer with a playful smirk.

Y/N: More skilled than your racing skills?

Gogo: Yeah, don't push it.

I chuckle and bury myself back into the area between her legs. My tongue starts swirling around her vaginal walls, causing Gogo to lean her head back and her moans grow rougher. Her grip on my head tightens but it doesn't hurt my skull. I definitely got her weak in her legs now. I lick up the sweet nectar on her fleshy walls as Gogo's hips roll up towards my head in a moderate rhythm. I insert my finger into her anus to give the racer even more pleasure. The double stimulation causes Gogo to get all riled up. She bites her lower lip and looks down at me with half-lidded and impatient eyes.

Gogo: Come on! Fuck me again!

Works every time. I stand back up and position myself in front of the hot racer. I aim my hard member at her rosebud and sink all the way in as I hold Gogo's hips and start railing her once more. She places her hands on my shoulders and holds on tight at the intense ride she's receiving.

My eyes drift to her white shirt. Her breasts underneath swing with each thrust. Gogo notices this and uses her one hand to lift up her shirt and show off her small but irresistible breasts. She brings the bottom of her shirt to her mouth and bites down on it to keep the shirt from sliding down and covering her beautiful body. Now seeing the full view, her small breasts both swing in perfect sync with each thrust. Her nipple piercings definitely make the sight all the more hotter. Our skin slapping, our huffs and groans, as well as the table creaking are the only sounds in the lab. We keep this up for a few more minutes until I can feel the tightness in my loins growing stronger. My eyes drift down between our crotches as Gogo's ass starts to squeeze more around my member. I then look up at her brown eyes.

Y/N: I'm almost-

Gogo: (through her teeth) Same here! Give me everything you got!

I smirk and start picking up the pace, Gogo's huffing goes faster until I wrap my arms around her body and bring her close as I completely bottom out into her and blow a massive load into her anal canal. She wraps her arms around my body as well as her eyes roll up into her head with a strained moan. We ride the intense orgasm for what felt like an eternity until we both completely go limp. My legs lose some strength but not to a point where it feels like spaghetti. We both try to catch our breath for a moment as we pull back from each other and share exhausted grins. I slowly pull my softening cock out of the Korean racer's ass and see my cum oozing out of her slightly gaping anus. I admire the sight for a bit and up back up at Gogo.

Y/N: So...you feel relaxed yet?

Gogo: Yeah, it definitely helped. Fuck, that was good.

Her brown eyes drift down to the mess between our groins and is genuinely impressed by the bigger amount of cum than she would usually receive from me. Gogo then looks at me with sincerity in her eyes. It's something that she doesn't really show to people that often.

Gogo: Hey, I really appreciate your help. Sure, it might not have helped with fixing my bike, but to definitely helped me out a lot. So, thanks.

Y/N: Hey, what are friends for?

A soft grin appears on her lips and offers me a fist bump. I reciprocate the gesture and our knuckles connect. I then slowly pull my hand back with my fingers opening and closing.

Y/N: Ba-la-la-la-la.

Gogo: It's only funny if Baymax does that.

I sheepishly rub my nape.

Y/N: Yeah, that's true.

Gogo then gives me her usual smirk.

Gogo: You know, I think I've got a little more stress to get rid of. I could use some more help. If you're up to the challenge, that is.~

Y/N: Heh, you know I am.

And so, Gogo and I went on another round of sex. Little did we know, outside of the lab, Honey Lemon saw the whole thing as she's peaking through the slightly opened door. She nervously bites her lower lip and her heart races as she watches us go again. She turns her head towards the hallway to make sure no one's coming. She then pulls out her phone and records the whole thing. She's definitely gonna use the video for "research purposes" later when she heads to bed, that's for sure.

(A/N: Has anyone ever had a crush on a fictional character growing up? Yep, Gogo was one of those for me when the movie first came out. Anyway, have a good day.)

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ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE 18+ AND OF CONSENTING AGE!

(Wave the Swallow belongs to SEGA.)

Wave the Swallow and I are rival racers. You know, the rivals with the banter, the smack talking, make bets to have the loser do whatever the winner wants. We're pretty much Extreme Gear racing experts. Each time we would one-up each other on the stakes. But this time...well...let me explain.

I just won a race, which definitely caught her by surprise. Like as if she fully thought she was gonna win. We both stand around at the finish line. It feels strange that there's no huge audience around making so much noise. Wave crosses her arms and glares at me without saying anything. I stand there, holding my board and wait for what she's gonna say.

Wave: No.

Y/N: Oh, come on, Wave! We made a deal and now you have to honor it.

Wave: Nuh uh. No way! I'm not gonna "honor" anything, because it's completely obvious that you cheated!

Y/N: And I cheated how, exactly?

The purple swallow's eyes dart around to find any excuse.

Wave: Because...you...obviously tampered with my Extreme Gear! I've noticed that it hasn't been going as fast as usual.

I rest one hand on my hip and smirk at Wave.

Y/N: Oh, really? I tampered with your stuff?

Wave: Yeah!

I chuckle and show the purple swallow the underside of my board. A small device with the light broken that DEFINITELY doesn't look her handiwork at all.

Y/N: Like as if you didn't plant a little explosive device under my board?

Wave's eyes shrink in shock.

Wave: How? What caused-

She quickly cuts herself off before slipping out her mistake, but I catch on.

Y/N: What caused it to stop working? I guess maybe when we did our race, we must've gone over something electrical and it short-circuited your explosive device.

The female member of the Babylon Rogues is completely speechless. Foiled by pure luck. Her self-confidence and arrogance majorly cracks.

Y/N: Soooooo...

Her face now red with humiliation and defeat. She shuts her eyes tight with clenched fists.

Wave: (begrudgingly) ...Fine!

Wave grumbles. She turns her back towards me and lowers her white pants and thong down until her bottom half is naked. I have to say, she's got a nice bubble butt. I especially find her tail feathers above her ass to be cute as well. She then spreads her butt cheeks apart, and to my surprise, I see the end of a butt plug snug inside her anus. She then tenses her body and grunts for a moment until the butt plug shoots out of her ass with a loud pop. She keeps her cheeks spread and shows me her slightly gaping back entrance. I have to say, the sight alone is enough to put someone in a trance. She looks back at me with her head turned and gives me an annoyed and embarrassed look. 

Wave: Well? Get it over with, already!

I immediately snap out of my trance.

Y/N: Oh, right.

I fumble with my pants for a bit until I manage to pull them off and my cock springs free out in the open. The swallow looks at my member and gasps. Her eyes grow wide and wonders if that thing can actually fit inside her.

Wave: Holy crap. Are all human guys that hung?

Y/N: Not all of them, but I guess we do with what we have. I just so happen to be on the better side.

Wave's heart rate accelerates with nervousness but tries to hide her expression with her begrudging look.

Wave: W-well, consider yourself lucky that you get to have a piece of this. Come on. Get over here and claim your reward.

I give her a nod and we get ourselves ready. Considering that mobians are a lot shorter than humans, she uses her board to get herself higher towards my crotch. She rests her hands and knees on the board while keeping her legs spread. I get behind her and position my cock towards her back door. Wave's blush grows more noticeable on her face as she mentally prepares herself for what's gonna happen next. I grip her hips and slowly sink into her anal canal. Her heart races wildly as she lets out a grunt. I stop about halfway to let her adjust.

Despite the overwhelming feelings flooding Wave's mind, she's is still processing that a huge cock is actually inside her. Thank god that she pleasures her ass with any kind of sex toys without Jet and Storm's knowledge. If it had gone inside her vagina, she'd probably be split in half.

Even though Wave and I talk shit about each other, I still have the decency to make sure she's ok.

Y/N: You alright?

She looks over her shoulder at me, her arrogant facade slips slightly, but tries her best to keep it on.

Wave: Y-yeah, I'm fine. I just...never had something this big before. Just go slow, alright? B-but don't get used to me being like this, once I get settled in, you better bring your A-game!

I chuckle at her trying to clutch to her usual bravado, despite the position she's in. I do as she says and go slow inside her. Her hands grip the one edge of her board while releasing small grunts and moans. My hips move at a slow pace as my cock moves in and out of her. Each time I pull back, I can see her tight ring sliding out around my cock like as if it's trying to suck me back in. And each time I push in, sharp intake breaths escapes Wave's lips. Or beak. You get it.

After a few minutes, Wave's hips start pushing back at me, ready for more. I take the hint and start to push deeper. The technician's eyes grow wide and her knuckles tighten on the edge of her board as she feels her guts getting rearranged. It's not out of pain, well, slightly, but the majority of this foreign feeling flooding her mind is filled with an overwhelming sense of vigor. She bucks her hips back at me while trying to balance on her board. Even a noticeable bulge would appear on her purple stomach every time I thrust forward.

Wave: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Feeling her hips move against mine, along with her anal passage gripping my man meat, and hearing her moans and vulgar words excite me even more. What Wave did next would really up this to 100.

Wave: C-come on, put your back into it!

Y/N: Oh, you're asking for it now!

I chuckle. My hands move from her hips to her whole body and lift her off the board, causing her to let out a surprised yelp. I wrap my arms around her smaller body by pressing her back against my chest while resting my jaw on top of her head. My hips move wildly as Wave plants her feet on my bent legs to keep up her pace with mine. She lets out a series of shaky moans. Even her eyes start rolling up into her head as her mind starts melting. My left hand holds her stomach while feeling my cock through her belly. My other hand lifts her top up and I start playing with one of her perky breasts. This sends huge euphoric shivers through her body.

Wave: F-fuck!

The technician shuts her eyes tight. Her being reduced from the confident technician of the Babylon Rogues to something like as if she's a sex toy being used for human pleasure. Her very core starts to wind up like something's about to explode inside her.

Wave: I'm...I'm-

Feeling her anal passage squeezing me harder builds my approaching orgasm rapidly, my balls drawing up tight. Even my hips grow erratic. The hard pace causes her sunglasses on her head to start slipping.

Y/N: C-cumming!

Our shared grunts, groans, and moans become more frantic and louder until I bury myself deep into Wave and shoot rope after rope of white seed into her rectum and further in. This causes her stomach to start bloating, making her look like she's a few months pregnant. Wave's mind goes blank at the sheer volume of warm cum flooding her bowels.

Wave: S-so hot!

The flood of human sperm fully triggers her orgasm as well. Her body shakes uncontrollably and lets out drawn out orgasmic shrieks as her pussy squirts all over the ground beneath us.

After prolonging our shared climax, our muscles lose their strength. My legs are slightly shaky, but I still keep my balance, even if I slouch. Wave's upper body collapses on her board while her feet are still planted on my tired legs. Wave can feel my cum sloshing around inside her as she feels the small, remaining electric shocks of our coupling. Our breaths heaving as my cock slowly goes soft inside her anus. I pull out and see her hole become more gaped than before with the added cream filling. The technician lets out a tired grunt as my cum leaks out of her hole, like as if she's been hollowed out.

(Credit: Blackmore)

My seed mixes with her love nectar on the ground. We stay like this for a minute as our breathing becomes less intense, but still tired.

Wave: Th-there... Are we...even now?

Y/N: Yeah... We're even.

Wave looks over her shoulder at me with a challenging look, despite her exhaustion.

Wave: Good, because next time when I win, I'll make sure to get back at you tenfold!

Y/N: But without using any of your gadget tricks, got it?

She opens her mouth to retort, but remembers what she tried to do during the race. She lowers her head down in defeat and lets out a sigh.

Wave: Got it...

(A/N: IT'S SONIC RACING!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️)