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i don't want things to be confusing, so for clarification, some chapters in the gc will have the characters with unique usernames, but as i got lazier i started typing their actual names. so here are the usernames so when they pop up no one is confused!

(also these were only really used for the v3 cast in the first chapter)

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Kaede: sayori_kinnie

Shuichi: bi-panic

Maki: ass-ass-in

Miu: milk_jugs

Korekiyo: kork

Kaito: homiesexual

Ryoma: underthesea

Rantaro: brain damage

Tenko: nofearforiamqueer

Himiko: letmesleep

K1B0: mydickfelloff

Angie: atua's bitch

Gonta: tarzan

Kokichi: satan

Kirumi: mother

Tsumugi: smoothie

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Makoto: nothatswrong

Kyoko: daddy_issues

Aoi: waterbender

Sakura: bodygoals

Yasuhiro: scammer

Celestia: goth girl

Mukuro: imabadbitch

Byakuya: Richboycheck

Sayaka: HS-musical

Leon: 11037

Hifumi: hammer_time

Taka: bro1

Mondo: bro2

Junko: girlypop

Chihiro: actuallyaboy

Alter Ego: alt ego

Toko: scissors

Komaru: spinach-hair

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Hajime: iloveboats

Chiaki: twitchprime

Nagito: bagels

Sonia: cereal killer

Akane: givemeyourfood

Twogami: 2gami

Ibuki: justhanginaround

Kazuichi: highlighter

Mikan: did i s-s-stutter?

Fuyuhiko: baby face

Mahiru: bonk

Hyoko: scarecrow

Peko: tisbutascratch

Teruteru: bohemian-rhapsody

Gundham: furrysexual

Nekumaru: mechamaru

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also some of these aren't even used in any chapters. only v3 had users at some point but i wanted to show off the funny ones i came up with for the rest of the cast

to clear up some confusion, these were intended to be written for my VR AU/chatfic fic but i never even finished part 3 of the prologue and these have kinda just been sitting in my phone notes collecting dust so i just wanted to post these.

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tsumugi started a group chat

-2:34PM-

miu: cant believe they gave us new phones

kiyo: I already kneo this shit's gon go downhill real fast

kirumi : I am not mentally prepared to be spammed with notifications at 2AM

kaede: guarantee most of yall gonna lose phone privileges before the end of the week

rantaro is online

rantaro: owo what's this?

kiyo: shut the fuck up

rantaro: make me you prick

(this is where it starts to use usernames)

milk_jugs: istg y'all got so much beef with each other we could probably get the grill out and have a whole ass barbecue 🥱

satan: 💀

bi-panic and letmesleep are online

bi-panic: what's happening 

satan: kiyo and rantaro r arguing again

bi-panic: again??

letmesleep: they fr need to chill 

tarzan is online

tarzan: HI EVERYONE 

smoothie: gonta ur caps lock is on

tarzan: HOW GOBTA TURN IT OFF??

homiesexual is online

homiesexual: arrow on the left on the keyboard 

homiesexual: homiesexual?? what? 

satan: idk just felt a lil quirky 🤪✌️

homiesexual: corny ass bitch

tarzan: thanks kaito

homiesexual: np man! 

underthesea is online

underthesea: what is this?

underthesea: .

satan: :)

underthesea: wow so funny

underthesea: lmao

underthesea: knee slapping 

underthesea: i'm literally rolling around on the floor giggling 

satan: you can just say it isn't funny 

underthesea: ykw you're right

underthesea: it's not funny

underthesea: goodbye 😒

undethesea went offline

kork: damn

satan: shut the fuck up this is why you have a receding hairline 👨🦲

letmesleep: 💀

milk_jugs: LMAOSODK

kork: 😨

milk_jugs: dude’s flabbergasted 

brain damage: SOBBIGN RN AHAJDJAKAHSHSH

homiesexual: I can literally hear rantaro rn and he sounds like a dying seagull 🐓

mother: That's a chicken mf

homiesexual: SHYT UP I ALRESDY KNOW

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-4:29PM-

brain damage: [picture] im makig bagel bites 

milk_jugs: nobody asked you fucking dingbat

brain damage: dam rtou dontr need to b a bidvht 

milk_jugs: eeeeee 😖

smoothie: what—?

brain damage: don’t ask

brain damage is offline

ass-ass-in is online

ass-ass-in: what is this

ass-ass-in: .

ass-ass-in: ass-ass-in? really?

milk_jugs: ass 🤩

satan: shut up you fat slutty rip-off of mei hatsume

milk_jugs: w-why is everyone ganging up on m-me?? 😣

homiesexual: how the fuck do you stutter over text?

milk_jugs: 😭

mydickfelloff is online

mydickfelloff: sorry my phone was dead waht did I miss

satan: hiiii~

mydickfelloff: .

mydickfelloff went offline

letmesleep: hoes mad 😖

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-7:58PM-

atua's bitch is online

atua's bitch: angie fucked up big time 😥

sayori_kinnie: what the hell did you do?

atua's bitch: angie set the microwave on fire 😭

mother: BITCH WHAT?!??!?

satan: 😟

letmesleep: ^

sayori_kinnie: HOW

atua's bitch: ANGIE WAS REHEATING A SOFT TACO

atua's bitch: ANGIE'S SORRY 😭😭😭

mother: THE TACO WAS STILL WRAPPED IN FOIL YOU DUMBASS

mother: WHERE ARE YOU?

mother: YOU BETTER START PRAYING TO ATUA BEFORE I FIND AND BEAT YOUR ASS

ass-ass-in: this shit wild 

atua's bitch: BYE BITCH ANGIE'S GONE ❤️✌️

atua's bitch went offline

mother: YOU'RE DEAD ANGIE

mother went offline

letmesleep: rip angie

sayori_kinnie: f

satan: 🪦 <—— angie

ass-ass-in: 💀

tarzan is online

tarzan: just saw angie run by gonta

satan: was kirumi chasing her?

tarzan: ye

tarzan: angie went nyooom 🏃♀️💨

milk_jugs: BAHAHAGAHAHAGAGHhshsgs

letmesleep: AGAJSBSUHSAKAGH I AM ASCENDING RN 

ass-ass-in: where did he kearn how to use emojis??

tarzan: tsumugi showed cumta the emojis

tarzan: *gonta

satan: 😨

sayori_kinnie: 😨

ass-ass-in: 😐

letmesleep: 😨

milk_jugs: 😏

brain damage is online

brain damage: lol just finished eating my bagel bites

brain damage: what the shit

brain damage: "cumta" 😂

tarzan: 🥲

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-2:41AM-

kaito: OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

kaede: 2am

kaede: THE FUCK COULD TOU POSSIBLY NEED

kaito: EHO ATE MY SOFT TACO

kokichi: miu ate it 

miu: no the fuck I did not

miu: angie did 

kaito: @ yonagaangie

angie: IN ANGIE'S DEFENSE-

angie: angie technically didn't eat it, angie burnt it in the microwave 

kaede: can confirm

kaito: .

kaito: im gon fuck u up 

angie: ooohhh noo angie's positively quaking in her boots, how scawy...

kokichi: you should not have done that 💀

angie: nah he cant put his hands on angie without her consent 

kaito: shit she got me there

ryoma is online

ryoma: alr which oen of you dubm fucks is palyimg gay ass music at full volume (not to be homophobic tho ofc)

kaede: im sry what?

angie: gay???

ryoma: bo burnham

himiko: oh that would be me snookie 🥰

ryoma: fist of all "snookie" is fruity af and second turn it off

himiko: nah bitc im gay as yo mama

himiko: u aren't gonna tell me what to do

ryoma: I will commit several felonies if you dont tirn that shit down

himiko: I will mario jump on ur goomba ass if you try to come into my room

miu: 😟

kokichi: ...

kokichi: "mY WhoLe fAMily nOW iS shOkeD"

himiko: <Replying to kokcihi> "iM in tHe cLOseT anD the DoOr iS LocKEd"

kaito: "IS HE GAY? OR EUROPEAN?"

ryoma: stop💀

kaede: "I DONT WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND I WANNA KISS YOUR LIPS"

angie: <Replying to kaede> "UNTIL I LOSE MY BREATH"

miu: "I save dick by giving it CPR"

ryoma: oh my god

ryoma: YALL BITCHES CRAZY

kaito: only crazy 4 you 😘

ryoma: .

ryoma: im telling maki 

kaito: N

miu: the way you can hear his life flashing before his eyes 💀

kaito: NO

kaito: PLEAS DON T TELL 

kaito: U TELL HER AND I WILL STOMP ON UR HOBBIT ASS

ryoma: nuh uh

kokichi: ...

kokichi: "iF youR gAy tHEn YouR Gay, dOnt prEteNd tHAt YoUr sTRaiGht, yoU CAn bE who yOu arE, AnY day Of tHE wEeK"

ryoma: OH MY. GOD

ryoma: YALL GAY AS FUCK 

ryoma: ✨YALL GOIN TO  H  E 🏒🏒✨

kaede: we already there ❤️

kirumi is online

kirumi: I swear to god i’m gonna end up in a padded white room one day and it’s going to be your guy’s faults.

ryoma: hi mommy 😇

miu: oh shit here we go

kirumi : Shu t up you stale ass piece of shit hobgoblin

kirumi: I am not your mommy I do not remember adopting you or birthing you out of my hooha. if I did give birth to you I would've done so on the fucking toilet bowl

kirumi: If you don't shut the fuck up I willshove my swiffer wet jet so far up your ass itll never see the light of day again you fat faced dwarf

author note: (LMAOSKSKJDHD CRINGY ASS MF)

ryoma: 😦

angie: see personally, angie would never let a grey haired bitch say that to her. that's just angie tho

himiko: angie do me a favor and shut the fuck up

angie: wow

ryoma: this is why nobody likes you 

kirumi: This is why yo girlfriend in a casket 

ryoma: this why yo tits saggy

kirumi: It's giving mentally unstable like the rest of us but refuses to admit it 

ryoma: it's giving false hope ☺️

kaito: gasps

miu: eyes widen

kaede: jaw drops 

kirumi: .

kirumi: Now I know your not bringing my execution into this

ryoma: maybe I am maybe im not 😋

kirumi: I'm canceling you on twitter you stupid cunt

ryoma: I literally couldn't give two fucks about twitter

ryoma: twitter is one hell of a dumpster fire

miu: actually it's X now

ryoma: .

kokichi: shut the fuck up

kokichi: nobody actually calls it X

miu: I do

ryoma: literally who the fuck asked

kiyo is online

kiyo: what the actual fuck

kaede: oh my god WHY IS EVERYONE AWAKE?? ITS 3 IN THE MORNING.

kiyo: I CANG BEAT MAKI IN SUPER SMASH BROS 💀

maki is online

maki: lmao u stay dick riding while i'm over here winning

shuichi: at this point I don't think anyone here has a normal or consistent sleep schedule 

ryoma: yeah no shit

kaede: we should probably work on that then

kaito: yeah, everyone go to bed

kokichi: boooo, how not very

kokichi is offline 

shuichi: WAIT was that a heather's reference or a grammar error? 

shuichi: HELLO??

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Pov: 3rd person

*bzzt bzzt bzzt* *bzzt bzzt bzzt* 

Shuichi's eyes fluttered open.

"What the hell...?" He muttered.

*bzzt bzzt bzzt*

Rubbing his eyes, Shuichi peered over at his phone. His phone was being spammed with messages nonstop.

"What?? Who's texting me this much? 

Jesus—"

Shuichi opened his phone up to his messages.

He... certainly wasn't quite expecting what he saw.

——>

kirumi: Get ur asses down for breakfast

miu: istg if it's miso soup and rice again I am going to do to violent things to you 🥰

himiko: what

kirumi: Fine no hotcakes for you

miu: WAOT N

miu: NO

rantaro: LMAOAKSJJS

kaito: rantaro if I hear your bitch ass go 'agaagahak' one more time I will throw yo ass into orbit 

kaito: respectfully

rantaro: WHY DO UOU HATE ME SM

kirumi: FIRST COME FIRST SERVE PEOPLE

tenko: SHIT

ryoma: BET

kaede: dw i'll put some aside for u maki,  himiko and shuichi 🙂

maki: thanks

himiko: thnsk uo

kaede: np!

kaede: shuichi?

shuichi: oh 

shuichi: thank you

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transition go wooshhh

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kokichi is online

kokichi: IM TONNA FUKCNG KMS

ryoma: couldn't be me

ryoma: anyways, why?

kaede: oh so we lying today?

ryoma: shut th e shit

kokichi: THEERS NO HOTCAKES LEFT

kokichi: CRUIGN

kiibo: well maybe if your dumbass didn't stay up so late then you wouldn't have slept in 🤯🤔😧

tenko: who tf taught him how to use emojis

kokichi: <Replying to kiibo> fuck you.

kokichi went offline

miu: OH MY GOD

miu: SOBBFIN

miu: HE GOT MAD SO HE WALKED OVER TO HINIKO AND FLIPED HER PLATE OD HATCAJES INTO HER FACE

himiko is online

himiko: MY FOODDD

kaito: everyone else finsihed eating an hour ago how tf are you still eating?

rantaro: slow ass eater 👎

himiko: cries

angie is online

angie: why does angie hear a bitch fe fi fo fumming doen the hallway 

maki: I thought it was just me hearing that

kirumi: Tenko.

tenko: yah?

kirumi: What are you doing

tenko: nothin 🙂

kokichi is online

kokichi: THIS BITCH JSUT THREW NAPORITAN AT ME AND THEN WALKED AWAY TF

(fyi, naporitan is basically japanese spaghetti)

miu: HA

kokichi: I will stomp on your throat

miu: ngh

kaede: oh my god

tenko: SHHHHhhhh

tenko: FUKCING SNITCH

kokichi: BLAH BLAH BLAH

kokichi: EAT.

kokichi: MY.

kokichi: ASS.

himiko: what the hell is wrong with everyone here

kiyo: y'all weird 💀

miu: only for u pookie 💘

kiyo: girl please

tsumugi: kiyo hit you with the 'girl please' 😭😭

maki: I am somewhat concerned 

maki: and I also have mo idea what the hell's goingg n on

tsumugi: wuick summary is that everyone here is unhinged and mentally unstable.

tsumugi: yw ❤️

maki: k

tsumugi: SYA THANK OUO U BIVTCH 😠

maki: omg thankssss 🥰🤭🤩❤️😒

[kirumi took a screenshot]

maki: delete that.

kirumi: Delete what?

kirumi: Idk wht ur talign about

maki: ykw

maki went offline

kirumi: N

kirumi: NO

kirumi: IL DETEY IT IM SOREY

maki is online

maki: exactly.

maki: know your place.

rantaro: woah

rantaro: that was kinda hot ngl

miu: fr

miu: like

miu: goo goo gaa gaa 🤪

maki: I hope

maki: .

maki: die, both of you.

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kaede: anybody know where shuichi's at?

angie: 🤷🏽♀️

ryoma: idk 

ryoma: haven't seen that hoe all day 

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: answer me u lil bitch

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

kokichi: @ saiharashuichi

shuichi is online

shuichi: wha

kaito: yo

kaito: where r u??

shuichi: I was slepinh???

gonta: but it 13:30 (1:30)

shuichi: imf tiredd

kokichi: see this os why you have eyebags

kokichi: yo ass takes several naps throughout the day then stays up all night

kokichi: stupid bitch

shuichi: .

shuichi: why u such an instigator my god

kokichi: hegehehhege

kokichi: fcuk y

kokichi went offline

gonta: OHNO

gonta: KOKCIHU

gonta: HE FALL DOEN STAIRD HEL

gonta went offline

kirumi: HONTA???

shuichi: uhhh

kiyo: HE FUCKIGN SLIPEPED ON KOKCIH

kiyo: IM SONBING

gonta is online

gonta: DON LAUGH 

gonta: HELO

himiko: WJY CAN I HEAR YOU FIM OUTSIDR 

maki: why are you outside?

himiko: MIND UR BUISNESS

maki: I will when you learn how to spell

gonta: GUYS 😭

tenko: drop a brick on his face

tenko: that'll wake him up 

kokichi is online

[tenko deleted two messages]

kokichi: I fukicng saw that

tenko: no

tenko: ur just crazy

tenko: and no one wil ever belive ouo

kokichi: don't fucking gaslight me

angie: oop

himiko: angie

angie: yeh

himiko: shut

angie: bitch

angie: 😡😡😡

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shuichi is online

shuichi: MY CHEEARCKAE

himiko: wha

shuichi: WHO TOICHED IT

shuichi: IM FONNA CRY PLS

miu: cry bhich

shuichi: I will eat you

rantaro: shuichi has a vore kink confirmed?!?!??! 

gonta:

shuichi: NO

shuichi: WHO ATE MY STSRWBERRY CHEESECAKE

angie: prettyyyy sure it was kaito 

kaito: girl what

kaito: im allergic to strawberries wym

himiko: opp

kaito: ask kiibo

kaito: he kept going into the fridge this morning and I think he was staring at the cake 

kiibo is online

kiibo: lol I won't even deny it 💘

kiibo: and let me tell you, that shit was scrumpdilious. fr got me licking my lips  and fingers like mm mm MM

shuichi: I hate yuo all

kaede: WAIT 

kaede: NO

kaede: GO BACK

miu: damn gkrl whats git ur panties in a bunch

ryoma: miu 

ryoma: shut yo sensitive ass up

miu: no u 😡

kaede: EVERFYBODY STFU

kaede: GONTA WHAT WSA RHAT

[gonta deleted a message]

gonta: what u talk about 🤔

kaede: U KNWO WHAT VORE IS

gonta: noooo 

gonta: im just baby 🥺

ryoma: WHAt

kiyo: HE USED FIRST PERSON OMY GOD

[maki took a screenshot]

rantaro: IM SCREAMING

rantaro: WHAT

gonta: ehat

kirumi: RUNS 

himiko: again? 💀

kirumi: I will knife you.

gonta: no wait maki

gonta: delete it ples

maki: no❤️

miu: wait since when did she use rmojis

gonta: Delete that before I sit on you.

himiko: THE GRAMMAR CHANGE???

maki: come catch these customized nails hoe 

maki: come find me first though bitch

maki went offline

kiyo: purrrr 💅

kokichi: please never say that again I am actually shaking in fear

kiyo: good

kirumi: None of this shit even feels real, i'm convinced this is just a feverdream that I can't awake from

tsumugi is online

tsumugi: @ irumamiu

tsumugi: GET OFF OF TWITTER BEFORE I SET YOU ON FIRE

shuichi: I swear to god it's always miu starting shit online

miu: KSJSHGDS

tsumugi: STOP TEWEETIGN

tsumugi: I HATE YOUD ALL

kiibo: GONTAAA 💀💀

kokichi: this is halriaois

kokichi: halous

kokichi: houlus

gonta: hilarious??

kokichi: YES.

kokichi: hulsrious

kokichi: HILARIOUS

angie: 🤣

kokichi: shut ur goofy ass up

angie: u little cunt

maki is online

maki: why is kaito crying??

kiyo: tenko slapped his ice cream cone out of his hand and ran

ryoma: its trua tenko went skkkrrtt

tenko is online

tenko: yea it was hella halriaois

maki went offline

gonta: HILARIOUS???

tenko: yea

tenko: that shit or however he spelled it

tenko: OH FICK

tenko: SHE S RIGHT BEHIN

tenko went offline

ryoma: uhhh

rantaro is online

rantaro: what the hell I just watched tenko jump out of her bimddow

rantaro: oh and also maki

miu: rip tenko

miu: her fat fucking forehead will not be missed 

angie: pray for tenko 🛐

kiyo: no

kiyo: I don't think I will thank you

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kaede: uhhh hey guys?

kaede: who's the crusty looking dude outside?

kirumi: @ momotakaito

kaito: OH MY GOD LEAVE MY HAIR ALOEN

kirumi: Your hair follicles must be suffocating from the copious amounts of hair gel you use

kirumi: Bet that shit would crunch like a bag of doritos if I were to grab a handful of it

kaito: see thats why

kaito: nvm

rantaro: deep breaths man 💀

tsumugi: oh sHIT

tsumugi: NOOO I FORGOT I OWE HAJIME MONEY

miu: who tf is hajime??

tsumugi: dw about it, you wouldn't know him-

shuichi: the dude from the other killing game??

tsumugi: yes

tsumugi: OH GOD ANGIE LET HIM IN

kokichi: why tf u scared of him? he looks like a twink

miu: kokichi YOU look like a twink

kokichi: I will put you in a rubber room with rats.

kiyo: rats?

rantaro: <Replying to kiyo> rats make me crazy

kaede: WE ARE NOT DOING THAT SHIT AGAIN.

rantaro: awww...

tsumugi: IF HAJIME ASKS, TELL HIM IM NOT HERE.

angie is online

angie: opps too late

tsumugi: FUCK

tsumugi: HELp 

tsumugi: HES CHASING M

tsumugi went offline

ryoma: HOLY MOLY RAVIOLI 

ryoma: THAT MF RUNS FAST

himiko: well yah

himiko: isn't he like ultimate of all talents or something 

maki: ultimate hope I think

kaito: ALL TALENTS???

miu: wait does that mean he's technically also the ultimate porn star or stripper?

kaede: MIU PLEASE.

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[3rd pov]

Shuichi and Kaede walked along a dimly lit path smiling at eachother, while cracking jokes and sharing some small talk along the way. Not too far was a large building similar to the one which they were living in. Muffled music and lights poured out from the windows and the slight gap under the front door. 

They were headed there for a large party being hosting. It was claimed to for the V3 participants and previous participants to become accustomed to each other and possibly make some new friends.

According to the mass invite sent out by Tsumugi, the guests at the party would consist of the participants from seasons 1, 2 and V3.

"Hey Shuichi-Kun, have you ever been to a party before?" Kaede asked, tilting her head quizzically causing Shuichi to snap back into reality.

"Ah, no... I don't really have any experience with parties." Shuichi muttered to himself almost embarrassed.

"Well, I hope you're ready to have the time of your life." Kaede beamed. Just the look on her face, Shuichi couldn't help but match her enthusiasm.

They approached the building the music and lights being much more noticeable than before. Kaede ran up to the doors grinning before pushing the door open, only to unveil an onslaught of pure chaos.

A mix of pop and rock music was blaring throughout the entire building and the large number of loud conversations going on weren't making it any quieter.

"Oh hey guys, what's up?" Maki was sitting at a table right next to the front door with a small plate of food and some sort of drink. 

"Don't worry, you haven't missed much. Party only started maybe... half an hour ago?" 

Shuichi sighed in relief. "That's good to hear."

"Hey Shuichi-Kun, I'll be right back I need to go talk to someone." Kaede smiled at Shuichi.

"Oh alright. Have fun!" Shuichi said.

And with that, Kaede had disappeared into the small crowd.

"Jesus christ..."

He looked over at Maki who was looking at her phone.

"Ah, you alright Maki-San?"

"Don't worry about it, it's just the group chat."

Shuichi could suddenly feel his phone buzzing.

He quickly turned on his phone and opened the group chat only to be bombarded with notifications.

*52 unread messages*

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gonta: this party crazy

rantaro: fr

kirumi: There's a dude with a huge crusty ass corncob on his headomg wait no that's his hair

kirumi: He lowkey kinda scary looking 😥

tsumugi: ye mondos a lil scary

angie: tf you mean scary?

angie: he looks like a delinquent 

kirumi: HE LOOKED AT ME SND I SQUEALED 

gonta: STOPPPP

kirumi: OMG HE S WALKING TOWARDS ME HELLP

ryoma: rip that pusyy ayyyy

kirumi: H

kirumi went offline

angie: opp-

kokichi is online

kokichi: so uh

kokichi: there's this crazy ass bitch holding me at gunpoint

tsumugi: oh wow let me take a wild fucking guess as to who it is... (komaeda-kun)

rantaro: honestly I hope he shoot yo ass

kokichi: I hope you choke on your toothbrush the next time you brush your teeth 

rantaro: grrrr 😡😡

kokichi: oh nooo so scawy... 😐

tenko is online

tenko: miu's fat ass just broke the pool table 

shuichi: WHAt

tenko: some muscular dude picked her up by the legs and flung her across the room 

miu is online

miu: you rlly think my ass is fat?? 🥴

gonta: shut the shit

miu: s-sowwy 🥺

kokichi: oh 

kokichi: some girl ran up to the guy and threatened to, "get chiaki" whoever that is

kaito: huh??

kokichi: I might have just made a new friend 

kokichi: suck it rantaro

rantaro: I hope both sides of your pillow are warm

kokichi: me and hiyoko boutta be on yo ass

rantaro: *hiyoko and I

kokichi: .

kokichi: ykw

kokichi went offline

rantaro: that's what I thought

——>

maki: some girl just walked up to me, looked me dead in the eyes and stole my pizza from off my plate while maintaining eye contact 😐

gonta: would slap the hoe

gonta: no one steals gonta's food

gonta: dats just gonta tho 

maki: I would too but im not tryna start any fights rn

maki: trying to keep things peaceful

kirumi is online

kirumi: Okay so that mondo guy is actually pretty chill

angie: he looks like he ises axe body spray 

ryoma: LMAOOSOSKKS

ryoma: WHY DID I LAUGH ITS NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY FUCK

kaito: ye but he smells like dove deodorant 

angie: how wiuld you knwo?

kaito: uhhhhh

kiibo is online

kiibo: someone just proposed to me

shuichi: what

kiibo: a guy got on one knee and gave me a funyun ring... then he got up amd just walked away like nothing happened 💀

himiko: damn 

himiko: goddamn

himiko: im still over here waiting for tenko fo wife me up

tenko is online

tenko: wya bbg?

himiko: kitchen

tenko: bet

tenko went offline

kiyo: OH MY GOD.

kiyo: SHE GAVE HIMINO A RING POP

shuichi: people are clapping for them im cruying

kokichi: @ kiibo 

kokichi: when u gonna propose to me? 😢

kiyo: PARDON—?

kiibo: [picture]

rantaro: BHABSJADJSDABFUA

kokichi: HWTA THE FUCK IS THAT???

kaede: IM HAVING AN ASTHAMA ATTACK HEL

ryoma: y'all weird 

kaito: weird 4 u

kaito: 👉👈🥺

gonta: ayo?

tsumugi is online

tsumugi: soo

maki: what did you do

tsumugi: nothin

tsumugi: just makin a new gc

kokichi: huh

tsumugi went offline 

kokichi: NO WAIT

kokichi: EXPLAIN

——> (I have no idea how to transition to the next scene)

tsumugi started a group chat

tsumugi named the chat, "What could possibly go wrong putting 50+ ppl all with trauma in the same gc?"

kokichi: UM??

miu: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PPL HOLY SHIT???

2gami: Hello 👋 

chihiro: hi :)

kyoko: This is a terrible idea

tsumugi: oh I know :)

peko: who the hell is screaming

makoto: wow what a great way to start a conversation 

kirumi: I DID

kirumi: THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE BATHROOM 

mukuro: OH MY GOD

mukuro: THATS BENNY HE'S MINE

mukuro: BRING HIM BACK TO ME

kirumi: IM NOT TOUCHING RHAT THING

akane: how you not scared of giant buzzsaws but youre scaredof a snake 💀

kirumi: I will put you in the oven and cook you till medium rare.

akane: yum

maki: don't test her she actually will

nagito: me next 

chiaki: shut ur suicidal ass up

nagito: yes ma'am.

miu: I think ik who's bottom in this relationship 😏

nagito: what

chiaki: what

miu: what?

sonia: WHO ATE MY MUFFIN

kyoko: Preeeetty sure it was Celestia

celestia: snitch

sonia: u wanna catch these princess hamds?

celestia: how the fuck are YOU a princess??!

celestia: that castle should be mine 😭

kirumi: @ ikusabamukuro

kirumi: COME GET UR FUCKING SNAKE I HAVE TO PISS

mukuro: CHILL IM GETTING HIS CAGE

hiro is online

hiro: alright

hiro: which motherfucker poured glitter all over my pizza

sayaka: not a tattletale but like

sayaka: it was ibuki

ibuki: hehe 

hiro: im gonna to shove my glittery pizza down your throat you lala loopsy bitch

ibuki: please don't hurt ibuki 🥺

mikan: don't touch the baby plsss

2gami: Wha 

ibuki: im the baby 😔

miu is online

miu: I JUST SAW SOMETHING FRUITY 

celeste: SAY ANYTHING AND I'LL NAIL YOU TO THE CEILING 

miu: nail me mommy nghh

hajime: the fuck

hajime: you need a mental evaluation, ASAP

toko: Istg the way yall just say "the fuck?" pisses me off for some reason.

junko: sounds like a you problem

toko: .

toko: Die.

miu: anyways-

mukuro: DON'T.

mukuro: I will grind your teeth into a powder with a cheese grater and make you snort it

hifumi: HOW DO YALL KEEP COMING UP WITH THIS SHIT???

miu: oouuu girl nvm

mukuro: thats what I thought

celeste: 🤭🥰

akane: yall zesty

junko: well no shit sherlock 

2gami: Why's Ouma outside?

miu: maybe he's

miu has been muted for 5 minutes 

reason: go shove a curling iron up ur ass

leon: LAMAOSKDNDH

hiyoko: deserved ngl

Byakuya: I see him talking to some short hoe.

kaito: ryoma?

ryoma: bitch

ryoma: I got yo daddy on his knees tf

ryoma: don't play with me

kaito: lol idc

kaito: idk him 🙄

Byakuya: Oh wait, I think they're both squaring up.

mikan: WHAt

rantaro: [video]

rantaro: DUDE'S GETTING HIS ASS THROWN

teruteru: WHY HE FALL LIKE THAT??

makoto: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GAVE UP MID-FALL AND LET GRAVITY TAKE HIM

sonia: OHMG WAIT THATS FUYUHIKO 

aoi: it's like watching two toddlers fight

kaede: HELP WHY IS ANHIR THERE 😭

angie is online 

angie: giggles

kyoko: Well uh...

kyoko: There goes Kuzuryu I suppose.

maki: poor guy got clapped by a literal clown

kokichi is online

kokichi: I DO NOT TAKE L'S

yasuhiro: i'd watch my back if I was u💀

kokichi: wdym

kokichi: WAIT h

kokichi went offline

chiaki: OMG PEKO NO

rantaro: [photo]

rantaro: LMAOOOSKHDHDBD

junko: ALHSBRGGA THE WAY YONAGA'S JUST STANDING THERE LIKE "😟"

angie: BRO ANGIE DK WHAT TO DO

angie: NAH ANGUE RUNNING 😭

ibuki: she runs like a goomba

angie: SOBBINF

rantaro: SHE JUST KEEPS BEATING HIM       WOTH THE STICK LMAOSODJD

kazuichi: half of the party is freaking over ouma, peko, fuyuhiko and yonaga

kazuichi: literally wtf is everyone else doing? /gen

makoto: I ain't problematic 

makoto: I stay outta that sheeiiit

hiyoko: literally no you don't 

makoto: u in my business?

makoto: don't do det.

hiyoko: we both know yo ass is lyin

makoto: Y O U  I N  M Y  B U S I N E S S ?

makoto: D O N ' T  D O  D E T. 

(also yes this is a reference to user @ YO-NAGA on wattpad cuz they honestly have the best sense of humor ever, pls go read their stuff)

mondo: you literally cursed out with a 15 year old girl on twitter that drew you fanart💀

mondo: like

mondo: last week

teruteru: the fact that ppl joined in on the bullying and kept ratio-ing her is what had me

nagito: "bullying a girl? not cool naegi..."

makoto: IT WAS NSFW ART THO

celeste: oh

celeste: that's fair then tbh

miu: kokichi the type of person to beef on twitter ngl

kokichi: no that's you honey ❤️❤️

shuichi: WAIT YOU'RE ALIVE?

kokichi: unfortunately 🗿

kokichi: that blonde hoe pulled up on me so I taught him a thing or two

kaito: lmao then ur ass got humbled by his gf

kokichi: literally stfu

mikan: I think you might've buised his ego a lil

kokichi: good

kokichi: bitch had it coming

kokichi: i am th

kokichi went offline

chiaki: he fainted

chiaki: game over :)

mikan: don't worry, i'll go help them

mikan went offline

toko: Ngl this party is shit.

komaru: oh come on, it's not that bad

toko: Yes, it is.

taka: @ owadamondo

taka: Would you want to watch a movie with me?

mondo: yea man

rantaro: that's kinda gay 

mondo: shut the fuck up we just homies

taka: Yeah.

taka: It's giving... brophobic. 😒

mahiru: LMAO WHGAT??

rantaro: WHAT FTHE FUCK IS BROPHONVIX

peko: it's what you are

sonia: oh! peko you're back!

peko: yeah

peko: i'm with fuyuhiko and mikan

peko: and ig the guy that was beating up my bf

nagito: hey peko, could I venmo you money?

miu: if she says no i'll take it ☺️

nagito: no sorry, i'm only offering her money BECAUSE she beat up ouma.

shuichi: what???

sayaka: you two just met and you already hate each other?

nagito: hate is a strong word

kokichi is online

kokichi: but it's the right one

kokichi: also NO, i'm still not dead

nagito: unfortunately 

chiaki: nagito

nagito: sorry

nekumaru: BUT YOU GUYS ARE BOTH CRAZY???

kokichi: nuh uh (also what's with the caps lock?) 

tsumugi: that's just how he types

tsumugi: also I think it's for the best we end the party here

hiyoko: BOOOOO YOUUU BITCH

tsumugi: don't fucking try me hiyoko

tsumugi: someone spilt punch on my skirt, the pool table is broken, I think some ppl have managed to (somehow) get drunk, fights have already ensued, and it's nearly 1 in the fucking morning at this point

sakura: I agree, it's probably for the best we end the party now

kaito: oh well

kaito: we still have this group chat so it'll be fine

tsumugi: alright, all masterminds gather your groups up and head back to your buildings! (except for THH since this is their dorm building)

mikan is online 

mikan: could someone please come collect kokichi maybe? peko already has fuyuhiko

shuichi: I could come get him

mikan: okay thank you :)

ibuki: aawwwhhh! I like seeing mikan be more social hehe 😚

sonia: lol mikan's face is all red now

——>

tsumugi: alright goodnight everyone!

Chapter Text

What could possibly go wrong putting 50+ ppl all with trauma in the same gc?

——>                                          <——

kazuichi: ugh someone please take me out 

chihiro: like as in on a date or with a sniper rifle 

kazuichi: surprise me

mikan: holy duck I just watched chihiro literally fly down the hallway

mondo: duck?

kiyo: 🦆 

leon: [picture] LMAO LOOK AT THSI SHORT ASS DUDE

ryoma: F

ryoma: FIGRHT ME

leon: u mad

ryoma: AND?? SO WHAT IF I AM?

leon: tf you gonna do?

leon: scratch my leg? 

hiro: foul 💀

miu is online

miu: SOMEONE TIE MY SHOES FOR ME

hajime: u can't tie ur own shoes??

miu: no

nagito: where are you?

nagito: i'll tie your shoes

miu: thx bbg 😘

miu: im on the outside patio at the v3 building

nagito: alright!

chiaki: bad idea trusting him 💀

miu: wdym?

miu: WAIT

miu: NO HE TIED MY LACES TOGHETHTER

chiaki: I tried to warn you

kiyo: skill issue

miu: TEARS 💀

sayaka: somebody explain tp me why I jsut watched akane eat a huge ass spider she found in the corner?

akane: hungry

angie: girl you always hungry

akane: at least I ain't a twig

angie: BODY-SHAMING ‼️🚨‼️‼️🚨

angie: ANGIE'S GONNA CANCEL YOU ON TWITTER FOR THIS 🙅🏽♀️

akane: HUH?? 

kaito: @ togamibyakuya

kaito: BYAKUYA COME GET UR GIRL

Byakuya: My what now...?

kaito: TOKO

Byakuya: Who the hell told you she was, "my girl"?

kaito: IDK JUST HELP

kaito: SHES TRYING TO RUIN MY GOATEE WITH HER SHITTY SCISSORS

teruteru: oh no that's jack 💀

hiro: I thought it was jill?

rantaro: wtf?? I thought it was syo

teruteru: idfk man 

aoi: where tf is komaru when you need her

komaru: I would help but im too busy curling up in the fetal position rn

kaito: BITCH

komaru: PLEASE STFU

komaru: I LITERALLY FEEL LIKE SOMEONE IS KNITTING NEEDLES UP MY URETHRA  

tenko: OOHHHH

tenko: u need a heating pad, snookie?

komaru: YES PLES

komaru: UR A LIFE SAVER

kaito: UHH GUYS

kaito: SHES STILL CHASIng oh nvm

kaito: thanks sakura

sakura: 👍

tsumugi is online

tsumugi: sorry to put more on your plate sakura but your assistance is needed at the moment 😭

sakura: no it's good

sakura: what's goingn on?

tsumugi: kiibo and himiko are at each other's throats rn and gonta isn't around to help separate them

sakura: alr i'm omw 

——>

kaede: [picture] WHO'S FUCKIN’ KID IS THIS??? 😭

junko: OH LOL, yeah that's monaca, she's mine 

kaede: COME BET HER PLEASAE SHES TERRIFYLNG

kaede: IM LITEARLLY SHAKING RN SHES JSUT STRARING AT ME

junko: christ, calm down

kaede: IM TRYING.

junko: lol ykw I don't think I will come get her actually 

kaede: PLEASEEe

junko: watch out for her little friends ❤️

junko went offline

kaede: WHAT

kaede: WDYM FRIENDS

kaede: DONT JUST SAY THAT AND DIP

mukuro: dw about her

mukuro: i'll come get monaca

kaede: TAHNK YOU

——>

gonta: found angie asleep in living room

gonta: [picture]

celeste: damn, she looks like she's dreaming rlly good rn

mikan: would kill again to slepp that good

makoto: again???

mikan: I was a culprit, remember?

makoto: ah right

nagito: if you're gonna kill someone, please kill me 

hajime: i'm telling chiaki

nagito: NO

nagito: PLEASE DON'T TELL HER

nagito: SHE'LL TAKE AWAY BOX TIME

miu: box time?

miu: wtf is that?

nagito: she let's me sit in the cardboard box for an hour if I have a good behavior for most of the week

taka: Okay, but why a box?

nagito: I like the box

kokichi: lmao fuck you i'm gonna tell chiaki

nagito: NO

nagito: PLEASE

kokichi: @ nanamichiaki

nagito: YOU OVERRATED LITTLE TWINK.

kokichi: 🖕😋🖕

nagito went offline

chiaki is online

chiaki: what is it? i'm playing cuphead rn

chiaki: .

chiaki: oh son of a bitch

Chapter Text

-3:41am-

angie is online

angie: what the shit

ryoma: omg y'all bitches always awake 

ryoma: y'all must drink coffee for breakfast, lunch and dinner or sum 

tsumugi: omg stawwpp leave my bestie alone 🥺

ryoma: ugh

tenko: guys please i'm tryna sleep 😭

tenko: and by me I mean himiko

angie: .

angie: anyways

angie: a couple of minutes ago angie left her room cuz angie had to piss and you have to go past thr kitchen to get to the bathrooms, riiiight?

kaito: yea

angie: oh hi kaito 👋

kaito: hello 👋 

angie: it was dark but angie was close to the kitchen, however angie noticed a small light coming from in there

angie: angie looked round the conrner and the light was coming from the findhe

ryoma: the what?

angie: *fridge

angie: and kokichi just standing there holding a carton of almond milk

kaito: the fuck?

angie: and he just start chugging it like- he was inhaling that shit

angie: angie just stood there, angie was so scared and her face was like 😦

ryoma: got so scared her eyebrows fell off 

tenko: OMG STOOPPP- 

ryoma: I thought u was trying to be quiet 

tenko: yes be quiet 😠

ryoma: then wtf can I hear you laughing all the way from my room

ryoma: and we live on different floors 💀

tenko: shut up 😭

tenko went offline

angie: AHEM- 

angie: anyways

angie: angie completely froze and just stood there for like-

angie: five minuetes, watching him drink almond milk

kaito: *minutes

angie: don't correct angie u little cunt

kaito: my bad

angie: that's what angie thought 

angie: ok, and he finished the entire thing- 😭

ryoma: literally hoe- 

ryoma: opp- my bad

ryoma: *how

angie: idk

angie: but then he looked angie's direction 

angie: angie thinks he saw her- 

ryoma: 💀

angie: AND LET ANGIE TELL TOU-

angie: ANGIE RAN FASTER THAN KIRUMI RAN FROM HER EXECUTION-

kaito: oh wow

kirumi is online

kirumi: I hear u talking shit abot me 

ryoma: ong hi mommy kirumi 😍

kirumi: .

kirumi: Nvm I don't wanna be here anymore-

kirumi went offline

ryoma: damn

angie: CAN YALL BITCHES STOP INTERRUPTING ANGIE 🤬🤬🤬

ryoma: my fault

kaito: sorry 

angie: angie never got to go piss 😔

angie: this was all less than ten minutes ago

kokichi is online

kokichi: lmao

angie: OH SHIT

angie: WAIT HOW U KNOW ANGIE WAS EVEN THERE

kokichi: cuz im a fucking god 

kaito: shut yo goofy ass up

kokichi: SAYS THE OME WITH THE GOOFY ASS HAIRCUT

kokichi: u fr need to cut that shit 

kaito: 🥶

kokichi: the fuck?

kaito: u see how freezing cold I am rn?

kaito: that's cuz yo "roasts" ain't burnin shit

kaito: only ting u doing rn is embarrassing yourself 

ryoma: 💀

kokichi: that was the cringiest and weakest insult i've ever heard

kokichi: oh and im also doing ur mom 🤡

kaede has banned kokichi for five hours

reason: u clown ass motherfucker, I will rip that clown nose off your damn face and shove it up your urethra 

kaede: anybody want to be next?

ryoma: opp-

angie: sorry 😣

kaito: my bad

angie: goodnight 😅

kaede: goodnight

kaito: night

ryoma: k

four people went offline

tsumugi: im still here ya know 😢

tsumugi: nvm goodnight 

tsumugi went offline