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when you and I collide

Summary:

basically the whole plot of american pie but I replaced the characters with girl group ships

Notes:

this is completely fictional and I suggest watching the american pie movie heuheuehe its so good

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Chapter Text

INTRO
WINTERS POV:
im watching a dirty movie on my room and I removed my pants since this dirty movie is turning me on, I was getting ready until my mom went into my room without knocking. I quickly grabbed a blanket and covered my legs because I was only wearing my panties “hey sweetie! just wanted to say sweet dreams” my mom said “yeah— yeah sweet dreams. goodnight mom.” I replied while panicking, good thing she wasnt looking at me. “kiss goodnight” my mom said walking toward me, so I kissed her cheeks. as she was about to leave my room my television suddenly made a sound of a woman moaning and my mom got curious, I immediately grabbed the remote “is something wrong with your tv, sweetie? its making a… weird sound” she said, “uhh yea, theres… theres this nature show that Im trying to watch! and the birds are all scrambled anddd I cant evennn…” I acted cool while trying to turn off the tv but the remote wasnt working— she was about to leave again but the television made a sound AGAIN!!
TV:*Do me! YESSS!!*
my mom turned to look at the tv
TV:*babyy ride me like a ponyyy!!*
she was walking closer to my tv “the thing must be broken or I probably sat on the remote or something” I said. my dad walked by my room and saw my mom so he walked in too. “getting ready for bed, darling?” he said. “yuppp im all set dad! im all set!!” I replied, “yea-?” my dad was gonna say but my mom cut him off “no!! no! I think shes trying to watch some illegal channels!” she said while pointing at me “illega- illegal channels??” I replied innocently “this is just bad reception honey” my dad said trying to defend me but suddenly the tv made a noise TV:*ughhh spank my hairy ass!*
“whats that?” my dad said “SHIT WHY CANT THIS TV SHUT UP” I thought to myself as I placed the remote on the blanket that was covering my underwear.
TV:*ooohhh baby~*
more noises came from the tv, “you know what? here just give me this-“ my dad grabbed the remote and he accidentally moved the blanket that was covering my underwear causing the blanket to fall, “OHH MY GOD!” my mom said in disgust while my father didnt know what was happening because he didnt notice the blanket falling because he was still trying to fix the tv, I quickly grabbed the blanket and covered myself again as I sighed in annoyance.