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Harem

I changed some stuff......

Here you go ya horny fucks.

Charlie Magne

Vaggie

Angel Dust

Giving everyone a heads up *Pun not intended* AD is going to be a Male. If you don't like that go find another book or skip the lemons with him.

Cherri Bomb

Loona

Stella

Story purpose

Octavia

Mayberry

Martha

Okay hear me out... Plot purposes.

Verosika Mayday

Harem Pt.2 after the first Chapter.

Chapter Text

Y/n's Pov

"I don't really think about it a lot now but when I first arrived in Hell, I thought I was going to be tortured....That was not the case though. I thought when you died, you would be in eternal rest until the Rapture. *Sighs* But why does that matter now? I'm in hell now. I don't blame no one but myself...... FUCK THAT! I BLAME THAT BITCH, THAT TRICKED ME! *Sighs* No, I only have myself to blame." *Tap* I wish there was a*Tap* way out of *Tap* hell. *Tap* If I could get one more chance at life again, I would take it-*Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap,*

Y/n: Agh! STOP FUCKIN THROWING THINGS!

??: Oh good, you're finally done with your day-dream. As I was saying.

"The Imp that was throwing paper clips at me is Blitz."

Blitz: Really Y/n, again? What are you day-dreaming about? Fucking Mox and Millie? *Smugs*

Moxxie: Why would you say that?!

Blitz: Yeah you're right, I'm sorry....He's probably only thinking about fucking Millie.

Moxxie: That's even worse!

Millie: *Giggles*

Moxxie: Why are you giggling?

Millie: Oh Moxxie, He's just teasing.

Moxxie: D-Don't encourage him.

"The two on my left are Moxxie and Millie, or what Blitz and I like to call them, M&M."

Y/n: Hmm?

Blitz: Thank you Loona.

"The hellhound sitting across from me is Loona. She's Blitz's adopted daughter.

Blitz: As I was saying.

As he was talking, I started thinking about what happened before I died.

Two Months Ago

Y/n: I can't believe I'm doing this.

I'm currently in front of Martha's house. She’s a lady that I've been talking to on a dating app. She's 35 and I'm 22......I don't see a problem with it.

Knock x2

As I'm trying to calm myself down, I hear someone walking up to the door.

Door Opens

Martha: *Happy* You made it. I'm so happy that you're here.

I look up to see the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Y/n: Wow, you're really beautiful.

Martha: Oh thank you suga~ *Gaps* Where's my manners? Come in, come in.

I snap out of it and walk into her house.

Martha: Make yourself at home.

I followed her into the dining room. As I stepped into the dinning room, my nose was invaded by a delicious smell.

Y/n: *Sniffs* Are you making something?

Martha: I just finished making my Grandma's famous apple pie.

Y/n: It smells delicious.

Martha: I hope you're hungry then.

Y/n: A little pie wouldn't hurt.

Martha: Let me go get you that pie, Sug.

She walks into the kitchen and I'm watching her hips and ass swaying.

I go over and sit down at the dining table.

Y/n: I don't know what's crazier, her being more beautiful in person or her ass being that fat~

Martha: *Walks back in* Did you say something, Honey?

Y/n: Nope.

She then places the plate of Apple pie in front of me.

Martha: *Sits down* Enjoy~

I pick up a fork and start eating.

Y/n:

Y/n: It's delicious!

Martha: I'm glad that you like it.

As I was eating the pie, Martha got up and walked behind me. She starts rubbing my arms and my shoulders.

Martha: Once you're done with the pie, I have a favor to ask.

Y/n: *Swallows* Sure, anything.

Martha: That's good to hear~ I was wondering if you can help me with having a baby.

Y/n: *Chokes*

I start hitting my chest to swallow the pie.

Y/n: W-What?

Martha: I was wondering if you can help me with having a baby.

Y/n: Don't you have kids?

Martha: I don't. What gave you that idea?

I point at a picture frame with her and two kids.

Martha: Oh! T-Those are my....brother's kids. But anyway. What do you say? I know I'm springing this out of nowhere but you don't have to-

I place my hand on hers.

Y/n: I'll do it.

Martha: *Surprised* You will? I didn't think you would agree. *Looks down* Maybe it's because that tent you're pitch made the decision for you~

I let out a nervous chuckle.

Martha: With that said, how about we head up to my room and start the baby making~

I just shot up from my chair.

Martha: Follow me~

And with that I started following her upstairs and into her bedroom.

She walks over to the other side of the bed and puts down a picture frame facing down.

Y/n's Mind:....That was weird.

Before I can question it any further, she drops her top to the floor. Her tits are now out. She then starts pulling her pants down. Martha then throws her clothes off to the side.

Martha: So, like what you see~

Y/n: *Nods aggressively*

Martha: Good~

She walks up to me and gets on her knees.

Martha: Now let's have a look at what's gonna be inside of me~

She then pulls my pants down and then my boxers.

Martha: Oh my goodness~!

Y/n's Member:

Martha: I can't wait for this huge cock slamming into me~ Now, let's have a taste~

She then places my member into her mouth.

Martha: Mmm~

Slurps~

As she tried to go further down my member, she had to stop. Martha pulls back from my member.

Martha: *Wipes her mouth* Holy shit! Your cock is so huge that I can't get it down my throat.

I look down to see my member is covered with her saliva.

Martha: Wish I could have gone further but oh well. Now-

She stands up and climbs onto the bed. Martha then places herself into a mating press.

Martha: Hurry up and breed me~

I didn't even hesitate, I just hopped onto the bed and lined myself to her entrance.

Martha: Hurry up and fuck me~

I slowly started entering her.

Martha: F-Fuck~ You're so huge~

She's tightly grabbing her sheets. I finally stop to look down to see that my whole member is in her.

Martha: Holy shit! It's in my womb, you're in my womb~! Fuck suga~

I start thrusting into her.

Y/n: Fuck~ We barely started and you're walls are tightening~

Martha: *Moaning* Yea Sug, give it to me~

As I keep on slamming myself into her, I start kissing her neck.

Martha: Yes baby, mark me as you're hungry dick slut!

Once I was done kissing her neck, I started going faster.

Y/n: Fuck! Why do I feel my end is near?

Martha: Who cares, just keep fucking me with that fat cock of yours. F-Fuck, it feels like my legs are gonna give out~

Y/n: *Stops* Are you okay?

Martha: D-Don't stop! Keep fucking me!

Y/n: *Starts again* Just wanted to make sure.

I start going faster again. But as I was doing that I put her legs behind her head

Martha: Holy shit!

I can feel myself hitting the back of her womb.

Y/n: Shit, I don't think I can last any longer.

Martha: Hurry up and give me your Baby Batter!

After a few more slams, I slam myself into and start shooting long white ropes into her womb.

Martha: *Moaning* I'm cuming~!

Once I was done, I rolled over and laid down.

Y/n: *Huffs* Damn.....This has never happened to me before. I'm sorry it wasn't that long.

Martha: It's fine Sug. *Huffs* With all that sperm you shot into me, I'm definitely gonna have a baby now. Thank you Sug~

She places her hand on my cheek and kisses me.

Martha: *Breaks the kiss* Okay then. Now it's time to get dressed.

She rolls off the bed and stands up. Martha walks up to her clothes and starts putting them on. As she was doing that, I was checking her out.

Y/n: I can't believe that just happened.

As I looked at her, I looked over at the picture frame that she put faced down. I rolled over to the other side of the bed and lifted it up.

Once I got a good look at the pic, I couldn't believe it.

Martha: *Sighs* You really shouldn't have done that Sug.

I look up at her to see her now fully dressed. I got off the bed and grabbed my boxers and put them on.

Y/n: You're Married?! You said you got a divorce.

Martha: I lied.

Y/n: So you tricked me to give you and your Husband a baby cause he can't reproduce?

Martha: No, Him and I have kids.

Y/n: So what was the whole point of this?!

Martha: I just needed a good dick down cause my Husband doesn't have the right equipment. But I must say, that was the best dicking I've ever received. *Sighs* Too bad that it ends here.

Y/n: Okay, I'm fine with that. I'll just grab my clothes and be on my way-

BANG!

Martha: I mean, it ends here for you.

I look at the big ass hole that's now in the floorboard. I look up to see that Martha has a Double Barrel Shotgun.

Martha: You also won't be needing those silly.

Y/n: What the fuck?!

Martha: I suggest you start running, cause once you run out that door, I'm gonna start counting. So-

Chk Chk

Martha: Start running.

I just take off into a sprint. Once made it out of the bedroom door, she started counting. I ran down the stairs to the front door. I swung open the door and ran out.

Y/n: No fuck way this happening!

As I was running into the woods I can hear screaming out to me.

Martha: You can run and hide all you want but you're in my neck of the woods!

BANG!

A bullet hits a tree to my right. As I kept on running deeper into the woods, all you can hear is the leaves that I step on as I'm running.

Y/n: Fuck. I need to make it to the road-

SNATCH!

I fall down to the ground. I flip over onto my back to see my foot got caught into a bear trap. I get a better look at it.

Y/n: *In pain* S-Shit.

Gore Warning!

As I tried getting the damn thing off me, I look up to see Martha is getting close.

Y/n: Fuck I need to hurry.

I look back at her to see that we locked eyes with one another.

Martha: Found you~!

She starts running towards me. I kept on messing with it until.

Y/n: I got it!

I jump back up to my foot. Once I put pressure on my other foot, a shot of pain went up my body.

Y/n: Shit!

As I tried to go forward, Someone tripped.

Martha: Gotcha!

I fall forward.

Y/n: *Grunts*

Martha then kicks me over to my back. She then points the double barrel in my face.

Y/n: Please, you don't have to do this!

Martha: *Smiles* I love when they say that. It's the best part of it~

She aims the shotgun at my chest.

Martha: *Sighs* What a waste of a good cock....Oh well.

BANG!

I couldn't believe it. She shot me.

Coughs

I start coughing up blood. I look up at Martha to see that she has a shit-eating grin on her face. She then turns around and starts walking away. Everything hurts. It hurts.

Y/n: *Coughs* I-I can't die here. I-I have to get home.

Tears start building up at the thought of not going home.

Y/n: *Crying* Oh my God. I'm not going home. *Sniffs* Aw fuck. Are they going to find me? They're not going to find me. *Coughs*

My life starts flashing before my eyes. As it was getting close to the end, my eyes started getting heavy.

Y/n: N-No, I-I can't close my e-eyes.......

And with that my body goes limp.

.......

I slowly start opening my eyes to see clouds and a golden gate.

Y/n: What the?

I start walking up to the gate.

??: Hiya! Welcome to Heaven. I'm St. Peter, now can I get your name, please?

He then pulls out a big book.

Y/n: Y/n L/n.

St. Peter: Y/n L/n. Hmm...

He starts mumbling to himself.

St. Peter: I'm not seeing you on my list here. That's so odd. *Nervously chuckles*

Y/n: Can you double check?

St. Peter: I will but if your name is not in here, then you're in the wrong place.

He starts reading again. I start sweating bullets, hoping he finds my name.

He closes the book and gives me a sad look.

St. Peter: I'm sorry my child but you're not in the book.

Y/n: There's got to be a mistake. I have to be-

A scroll appears before St. Peter. He grabs it and starts reading it.

St. Peter: I'm sorry my child but you can't come in.

Y/n: Why? Does that say something about me?

St. Peter: You can't come because you broke all Ten Commandments.

Y/n: W-What? No I couldn't have. I've never worshiped any other God. I've never Graven Image. I have never taken the Lord's name in vain. I've kept the Sabbath holy. *Crying* I've Honor my Father and Mother! I've never murdered anyone! I've never stolen! I've never lied to anyone! I've never been jealous of anyone either!

St. Peter: But you have committed Adultery, my child.

My eyes go wide.....I remember the picture frame on Martha's nightstand.

Y/n: Wait please that was a mistake!

St. Peter: I'm sorry my child.....But you can't be here.

And with that two flaming swords appear in front of me.

Y/n: Please give me another chance!

St. Peter: I'm sorry....

The Swords start pushing me back.

Y/n: Just let me stay outside the gate! I promise I'll clean up after myself!

I watch St. Peter turn away looking down. This can't be real. My world around me is crashing down again. I look behind me to see the edge of the clouds.

Y/n: Please, I'm sorry!

And with that, I was pushed off the edge.

.......

As I kept on falling my body started getting hotter, like I'm being burned alive. Once I made it to the portal of flames, I noticed my arm changing.

Y/n: *In Pain* What the hell?!

Then my body caught on fire. I started changing. My skin started turning purple. My arms started growing longer, same with my legs. I think I grew 4 inches in height.

Thud!

Y/n: *In pain* F-Fuck.

I flip over on my back.

BEEP!

BEEP!

I pick my head up to see a car coming my way.

Y/n: The hell?!

I roll out of the way.

Y/n: Why is there a car in hell? Where's the fire? Where's the demons?

I pick myself up to notice that I'm standing on a sidewalk. Start looking around to see buildings and shops.

Y/n: Whe the fuck is this place?

??: Thanks for the fun time hot stuff~

I look to my right to see the car that almost ran over me. I see someone get out of the car.

Y/n's mind: Damn!

??2: Tell the missus I said 'Hi~

Once the diver paid the hooker for her service, he then drove off. She then walks my way.

??: Hey handsome~

Y/n's mind: Why does she sound like a dude?

I look down to see her breasts. I look even more down to see that she has a bulge.

Y/n: 

Y/n: You a trans?

They just walk up close to me and wrap one of their arms around my waist. I get pulled in closer to them.

??: I'm a guy but I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby~ Names Angel Dust by the way.

As I'm standing close to this guy, I noticed two things. One, this SOB is tall as hell. And two, I can fell myself hardening.

Y/n: Names Y/n.....

AD: So, what's a incubus like yourself doing out here?

Y/n: Incubus?

I turn around to see a mirror store behind me....how convenient.

I look at my reflection to see that my appearance has changed.

Y/n: What the fuck happened to me?! What the fuck are these clothes?!

So far this is what Y/n is going to look like. Hopefully I can find something better.

AD: Why are acting like it's your first time seeing- *Realizes* Oh shit! *Laughs* You're new here. That explains why you gave me that weird ass look. *Sighs* So fresh meat, ready for me to pop your cherry~

Y/n: Stay the fuck away from my cherry.

AD: Come on, think of it as a welcome to Hell gift~

Y/n: I'm not letting you fuck me-hmm?

Angel Dust places his finger on my lips.

AD: I was talking about you fucking me, handsome~

I can feel my pants tightening.

AD: Come on, look how uncomfortable you are.

He then places his hand on my bulge and starts rubbing it.

AD: *Shocked* I know Incubuses are packing but fuck your huge. I wonder how far I can go~

I'm not gay but why the fuck am I getting turned on by this? Oh my God, is this what Hell does to people?

AD: Ah shit.

He pulls his hand back. I look to my left to see a limousine pull up next to the curb.

AD: If I was you, I would leave right now.

Y/n: Why?

AD: Look, this someone that you don't want to mess with-

??: *Puts the Widow down* Angel~

AD: *To himself* Shit.

He turns around with a big smile on his face.

AD: Val, hey.

Angel Dust walks up to window. I look over to see who it was.

Y/n's Mind: A Pimp?

Val: Who's you friend? He looks *Checking Y/n out* sexy~ *Licks his lips*

AD: W-Who him, he's no-one.

Y/n's mind: Well fuck you too then.

Val: *To Y/n* You, come over here.

Y/n: *Walks up* Yeah?

Val: Are you looking for work?

Y/n: If there's jobs here in Hell I guess cause I need a place to stay.

Val then looks at Angel Dust for the answer.

AD: He's new here.

Val: Fresh meat, my favorite~ *Smiles* So what do you say about working for me?

I look over at Angel Dust and he's just shaking his head no.

Y/n: *Sighs* Sadly I can't, I have other things to take care of...but hey, maybe once I'm do with it, I'll give you a call.

I look at Val who has a smile on his face but I can tell that he's not happy with my answer.

Val: Well that sucks to hear. Come along Angel, we have work to due.

As Angel Dust went in limo, I went to leave but Val stopped me.

Val: Wait a minute.

Y/n: Hmm?

Val: Here.

He hands me a stack of cash.

Y/n: Uh thanks. But why?

Val: Think of it as welcoming gift or me trying to change your mind to work for me.

Y/n: Like I said, no but thanks for the cash.

Val: *Points up* In the living world that was called cash or whatever the fuck it was called. Down here, it's called Souls. If you need more, head to the V tower and tell them that Valentino sent you. Anyway, hopefully we can meet again.

He then rolls up the window and the limo drives off.

Y/n: Fuckin creep.

I look down at the stack of souls that he gave me.

What the Souls look like.

Y/n: Wow, he gave me 1k of souls. *Sighs* Hopefully it's the same worth down here like it was up there...So what now? Do I look for job or just fully give into Sin since I'm down here? Well whatever I do doesn't matter, I'm down here until the Rapture......*Thinking* So what to do?

END

Chapter Text

Here's part two of the Harem.

Moxxie and Millie

Glitz and Glam

They don't have good Fanart.....

Rosie

Beelzebub

Barbie Wire

Velvette

Missi Zilla 

Carmilla Carmine

Sallie Mae

Lute

I'm not really fucking with her but I'll see what I can do.

.......

Eh fuck it, might as well.

Stolas

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Y/n's Pov

After getting something more suitable to wear, I am now walking down the streets to find a place to drink my sorrows away.

Y/n's new clothes for the time being.

Y/n: Damn, you would think there would be bars everywhere. *Looks up* "Hell, 666" lazy name for a club but fuck it.

I walk up to the Bouncer and he just looks at me.

Bouncer:....

Y/n:.....

Bouncer: *Nods*

He then opens the door for me. I just walk in. I start looking around to see all different types of sinners. I'm pretty sure I just saw a 7ft furry...... Checks out.

As I walk to the bar, I sit down.

Bartender: What can I get for you, boss?

Y/n: Give me a-

Blitz: Y/N, GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS AND KILL THIS PRICK!

Real Time

Y/n: Huh?

I look up to see the target's car coming our way. I look down to see that I'm holding a sniper.

Y/n: On it.

I breath in then out and then-

BANG!

Blitz: Nice shot, now let's get the fuck out of here!

.....

3rd Pov

We see Blitz and Y/n walking though the a portal to get back to I.M.P.

Blitz: A job well done but we could have done it without the daydreaming.

Moxxie: He did it again?

Blitz: Makes it the fuckin 3rd time.

Millie: Hey, maybe he's just tired.

Blitz: Why would he be tired? What the fuck do you two do to him when he crashes at your guy's place?

Moxxie: If you're applying that we're doing activities with Y/n. I hate to burst your bubble, Sir. We don't.

Snap x2

Loona: Looks like he's out again.

Blitz: Mother Fucker! 

The taller Imp makes his way to a door. He then opens it and walks in. The other three just raise their eyebrow trying to figure out on what he's doing.

Blitz then walks out of the closet carrying a step-ladder. He then B-lines it to Y/n.

Blitz: Time to finally snap him out of this shit for once and for all!

He places the step-ladder in front of Y/n, and starts stepping on it. Once Blitz was face to face with Y/n, he starts tapping his face to snap Y/n out of it.

Tap

Tap

Tap

Tap

Blitz: Damn it! *Light Bulb* I got it!

SMACK!

Blitz just slapped the shit out of Y/n's face. It made Moxxie, Millie, and Loona jump a bit.

Y/n: *Groans*

Blitz: Hey look, I got him back-Woah!

The  Incubus grabs Blitz and slams him into a wall.

Y/n: What the hell was that for?!

Blitz: I should be the one mad. CAUSE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP SPACING OUT ON US?!

Y/n: I-I don't know.....I guess rethinking my past.

Blitz:....If you keep holding me like this, I might let you have you're way with me in the other room~

Y/n: *Drops him*

Thud!

Blitz: Oof!

Y/n's Pov

I head over to stand by M&M and Loona. Blitz then picks himself up.

Blitz: Back to what I was saying. Job well done. *To Y/n* No more daydreaming. And...with that, go home and get some rest. I have a feeling that tomorrow is going to be busy day.

And with that we all started making our way out of the office.

Millie: So Y/n, are you going to be spending the night with us or with Blitz?

Y/n: With Blitz for tonight. I just need to go do something first.

Millie: Okay then, will see you tomorrow. Good Night Y/n. *Smiles* 

Y/n: Good night Millie.

......

I'm currently walking at a park.

Y/n: *Sighs* I still can't over the fact that I'm in Hell. But whatever, I met some cool people down here.

I walk over to a bench and sat down. I start thinking about the time I ran into a certain Pop-Star.

.......

Flashback

Y/n: Give me a Screwdriver.

Bartender: One Screwdriver, coming up.

As he was making my drink, I turn around to check out the place some more.

Bartender: Here you go.

Y/n: *Turns around* That was fast.

Bartender: It's a two item drink.

Y/n: Right......So anyway. Why's this place so packed?

Bartender: Verosika Mayday is here to perform.

Y/n: Oh cool. My first show in hell.

And with that the speakers started blasting with music.

Verosika: Hello, Sinners! *Laughs*

Crowd: *Cheering*

Verosika: Are you sick of feeling like shit? Sick of being thrown away? Are you ready to take it back? Well, me too bitch!

Crowd: *Cheering*

Verosika: That's right! So if you're out there, prick....And you can hear me right now...I hope you choke. Can you hear me, motherfucker?

Verosika: 🎵 I ran to see when the circus came to town

Heart doing somersaults over a clown
But the show's over, so take a bow
You're no stallion, a show-pony off his reigns
And I'm done playin' these carnival games
I'm tearing it down 'til nothing remains

No common ground for deadbeat love and the truth
I'll raise my glass up high, had enough of you
I'll show this world that I've got nothing to lose tonight
-----
I coulda loved you, kept the feelings left unsaid
But all the music we danced to hid the flags so red
And I won't let you win, not gonna bear your sins
Baby you're no longer takin' from me (Calling out mayday)
Your kiss was poison, a touch to turn my lips to blue
You had me losing my voice wasting my words on you
Livin' on 80 proof to mend a heart's for fools
So just pick up on the signal, honey (Gonna call mayday)
-----
I am the queen of seduction, succubi
To taste flesh willing, my alibi
And baby boy you never satisfied
Now we're here and the line's drawn in the sand
And I'll make sure that you understand
You crossed the wrong bitch in this province of the damned

No common ground for love or hate, just the truth
So raise your glasses up if you've had enough too
We'll show the frauds that we've all got something to prove tonight
-----
I coulda loved you, kept the feelings left unsaid
But all the music we danced to hid the flags so red
And I won't let you win, not gonna bear your sins
Baby you're no longer takin' from me (Calling out mayday)
Your kiss was poison, a touch to turn my lips to blue
You had me losing my voice wasting my words on you
Livin' on 80 proof to mend a heart's for fools
So just pick up on the signal, honey (Gonna call mayday)
-----
But If I made that call, bet you wouldn't even hear it
(They'll never know, never know what it's like alone)
Got so tired of begging for your attention that I had to steal it
(Breaking rules and all the boundaries that I've outgrown)
I feel my mind is spiraling and it's so damn tiring (Spiraling, tiring)
But every day that I get through, I know I'll get better (It gets better)
And you can sit your sorry ass down and watch me claim my crown
-----
I coulda loved you, kept the feelings left unsaid
But all the music we danced to hid the flags so red
And I won't let you win, not gonna bear your sins
Baby you're no longer takin' from me (Calling out mayday)
Your kiss was poison, a touch to turn my lips to blue
You had me losing my voice wasting my words on you
Livin' on 80 proof to mend a heart's for fools
So just pick up on the signal, honey (Gonna call mayday)🎵

End Of Song

Crowd: *Cheering*

Y/n: Wow...That guy sounds like a dick.

Bartender: You have no idea....*Walks away*

I pick up my cup and start drinking.

??: *Feminine Voice* Hey Jerry, let me get my usual.

Jerry: Coming right up Miss Mayday.

I look to my left to see that Mayday chick.

Y/n: *To Verosika* That guy sounds like an asshole. *Drinks*

Verosika: Excuse me?

The bartender places her drink in front of her.

Y/n: The song. It's about an Ex, right?

Verosika:...Yeah.

She grabs her drink and downs the whole thing. She then slams her glass down.

Verosika: *Pissed off* AND IF I SEE THAT FUCK EVER AGAIN, I WILL MAKE HIM RUE THE DAY WHEN HE STABED ME IN THE BACK!

Y/n: *Drinks* If you don't mind me asking but what did he do?

Verosika: He ran away, stole my car and joyride to the Wrath Ring, max my credit cards to pay for horse riding lessons, and leaving me to pay for the hotel room that we shared!

Y/n: T-That...That's something. Sorry that happened to you.

Verosika: It's fine.  *Sighs* I'm just trying to do better for myself and my friends.

Y/n: I can drink to that. *Smiles*

I look over at her to see that she has a small smile on her face.

Verosika: You know, I never got your name.

Y/n: It's Y/n. Bartender already told me about you. You're-

??/??2: *Feminine Voices* Verosika.

Verosika: *Annoyed* You gotta be fuckin kidding me.

We look over at where the two new voices came from.

Verosika: What the hell are you two doing here?

Glam: We should be asking you that?

Glitz: Yeah, didn't we like, tell you not to show your face in the Pride Ring.

Y/n: Pride Ring?

They look over Verosika's shoulder to see me.

Glitz: Who do we have here~

The two walked past Verosika and are now standing each side of my shoulders.

Glam: What's your name handsome~

Y/n: It's Y/n.

Glam: I'm Glam and this is Glitz.

Glitz: Say Y/n, how about we leave this shit stand and find a....more quiet place~

"Wow, one day in hell and I already three people flirting with me.....Cool." 

I look over to Verosika to see her looking sad drinking another of her go-to.

Y/n: Sorry girls but I'm already taken for the night.

Glitz: *Scoffs* Just forget about the Has-been and just come with us.

Glam: We promise to make it worth your while~

Verosika: *Slams her cup down* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A HAS-BEEN?!

Glitz: The only alcoholic that we see.

Glam: Forgive her sis, she's finally getting at that age.

Verosika: *Beyond pissed* I'M NOT EVEN THAT OLD!

As the two kept on roasting her, I'm debating on staying or just leaving.....

Y/n: I apprentice it if you two can stop making fun of my friend.

Glitz/Glam: Huh?

Y/n: I'm not really into people that make fun of others. So if that's what you're here for then you can leave us be.

Glam: Oh come handsome, we were just playing around.

Glitz: And besides, we can give you more then her~

She then places her hand on my lap. She moves her hand closer to my member.

Glitz: *Whispers in Y/n's ear* I know Incubus are supposed to have big cocks but this.....*Licks her lips* is more my speed~

I was going to say something but I started feeling my member getting hard. I look down confused cause back on Earth that shit was easy for me to control.

Glam: Looks like someone is awake~

I push Glitz's hand away and stood up. I make my way to Verosika's side.

Y/n: Sorry girls, like I said before, I'm taken tonight.

Glitz: Oh don't be like that-

Verosika: *Stands up* He said no. Take the hint already.

Glitz: Tch! Fine then! *Looks at Y/n* Will be seeing you around~

Glam then walks up and hands me card.

Glam: Call us when you actually want a good time. *Kisses Y/n's cheek* Bye handsome~

And just like that the two walked off into the crowd.

Y/n: Thanks for the save.

Verosika: Don't mention it..... I know what it's like.

I didn't know what to say. It was just awkward for a minute or two.

Y/n: So.....You want to drink our problems away?

Verosika: *Thinking*......I don't see why not.

  .......

Through that whole night, we took shot after shot until the bartender kicked us out. From then on we liked each other's company. We got to know each other more. I told her how I got to hell and she had to comfort me.....I don't know why but I couldn't stop crying on how I won't be able to see my Mom again. I met her friends. They were Succubi just like Verosika....They tried hitting on me. After that we stopped meeting up cause she had to finish up her tour in the last three rings of hell. But we kept in contact with our hellphones.

One Month Later

I'm currently waiting for Verosika at Clube HELL 666.

Bartender: *To Y/n* Your usual?

Y/n: Maybe later, I'm just waiting for Verosika-

Verosika: Y/n!

I turn around to see walking up to me. I met her halfway and we both start hugging each other.

Verosika: *Breaks the hug* How have you been?

Y/n: Good actually. How was the rest of your tour?

Verosika: Good but I wish you were there.

Y/n: If I knew I was getting fired, I would have went.

She just shakes her head.

Verosika: Let's go sit at one of the booths.

Y/n: Lead the way.

We start making are we to our booth. We past the bar.

Verosika: Jerry, our usual.

Jerry: *Nods*

We made it to our booth. We both side in our own side.

Verosika: So, have you met anyone?

Y/n:....I have...ish?

Verosika: What do you mean?

Y/n: Well?

Flashback Inside A Flashback

Y/n: I take it this is the place?

I look up to a tall tower with three V's on the top.

Y/n: Has to be.

I walk inside to see that everyone in there was busy and running back and forth.

Receptionist: Can I help you Sir?

Y/n: Hi I'm looking for....*Thinking* Valentino?

Receptionist: Do you have appointment?

Y/n: No but I was told that if I just say his name, I would be let up.

Receptionist: Oh, you must be Y/n.

Y/n: That's me.

Receptionist: So take the elevator behind me and press the V button and you will meet Mr. Valentino shortly.

 Y/n: Okay. Thank you.

I walk over to the elevator. I press the button to call the elevator.

DING!

I walk inside and start looking for the V button.

Y/n: There's three V buttons....I guess I'll press the bottom one first.

.....

DING!

I walk out of the elevator to see people still running around but cleaning this time.

Short stack: Ugh! No! Unacceptable! You're fired! What is this? Wrist ruffles? Is this 1750?! Burn it like the witches who wore it!

Y/n: Wrong button.

I turn around to go back into the elevator-

Short stack: You!

I turn around to see that she's looking at me.

Y/n: Me?

Short stack: You got dick for brains? Yes you!

Y/n: Yes?

Short stack: Come here you fuckin twat.

I start making my way down to her.

Y/n: So why am I here?-Hey what are you doing?!

Short stack: Zip it!

She starts measuring me. 

Short stack: Measuring is done, now go stand up there.

I walk up to a platform with four mirrors around it.

Short stack: Let's fix your horrible fashion sense.

Snap!

Ss: No.

Snap!

Ss: No.

Snap!

Ss: Perfect!

I look down at my new outfit.

Y/n: Ah! What the hell is this?!

Ss: What? You don't like?

Y/n: Where the hell does it scream out "I like to wear skirts and crop tops?!" 

Ss: *Sighs* first time a Succubi doesn't like wearing skirts at all.

Y/n: Okay first of all I'm a Incubi and not a Succubi.

Ss: An Incubi...I'll be damned. This is my first time running into one.

Y/n: So....Can you change me back into my old outfit?

Ss: *Sighs* Fine. 

Snap!

I looked down again to see my old outfit is on again.

Ss: So what's you name and what are you doing here?

Y/n: I'm Y/n and I'm here to meet Valentino.

Ss: Oh, so your Val's latest obsession.

Y/n: *Sighs* Great. Now it looks like I have to do something strange for some change....Anyway. What's your name?

Ss: *Scoffs* Excuse me? You don't know who the hell I am?

Y/n: I'm sorry, It's my first month in hell.

Ss: Oh shit, fuckin new blood, yea?

Y/n: Yeah.

A/n: Just looked up Velvette's height....HOW THE FUCK IS SHE 7 FEET TALL?! She's going to be like 5'5 in this book.

Velvette: Oh right, I'm Velvette. One of the there V's.

Y/n: Cool. So which is Val's button?

Velvette: It's the third one.

Y/n: Alright, I should be going then.

Velvette: Take care.

I start walking up to the elevator.

Velvette: Hey, if Val doesn't break you, you should come and visit.

Y/n: Will do.

Velvette: I'll be waiting~

I get into the elevator and press the third button.

......

DING!

I walk out to see to a hallway leading to a door.

Y/n:....I'm getting touched, aren't I?

I start making my way to the door. As I was getting closer, two girls that were standing off the side goes up to the door and opens it for me.

Y/n: *To the girls* Must be an easy job, huh?

Girls:.....

Y/n: Tough crowd, tough crowd.

I look forward to see smoke. I walk into the room and the door shuts behind me.

Val: Mmm~ I knew your sexy ass would come to me~

As the smoke rises, I see Val with two girls cuddling with him.

Y/n: So I spent the money on getting a room in a apartment and now I'm here to see if you're true on your word.

Val: *Licks his lips* Yeah about that-

Y/n: Should have know, I'll just take my leave then.

Val: Easy there Guapo~

Y/n: Why? It sounds like you're going to ask me to do something for.

Val: Well duh? Did you think I was going to hand out free souls? I thought you would be smarter than that, papi~

Y/n: *Sighs* What do you want me to do?

Val: Not what to do but who to do~

Y/n: You want me to fuck a client of yours?

Val: Nope. I want you to be in my next porno.

Y/n: A fuckin Porno?

Val: What? Not your cup of tea?

Y/n:....How much?

Val: For someone new to this, it would be $500. But for you *Licks his lips* I'll do $1,500.

Y/n: Why so much?

Val: Trying to persuade you.

Y/n: Fine but who's in it?

Val: You're old pal Angel Dust.

Y/n: Hmm? I don't know about that.

Val: Your saying that but your friend down there is saying otherwise. Mmm~ Looks like it wants out~ My girls can help you with that, if you like?

Y/n: It's fine, it'll pass.

Val: Suit yourself. Now, why don't we celebrate~

Y/n: For what?

Val: I just got what could be the best Porno that will take over hell~

Y/n: Fuck it, Future me won't regret this.

Future Y/n: Oh boy was he wrong....

As we were smoking and drinking.....I started feeling buzzed way to fast.

Y/n's mind: Shit!

Val: Woah, I'm surprised you're a lightweight. Mmm~ I love beginners~

I look over to see Val snap his fingers. The two girls made their way towards me. The cat sinner sat to my left and the succubi sat to my right.

Y/n: *Buzzed* So.....How long have you two been here-mmm

The succubi just pulled me into a kiss. As for the cat, she just starts kissing my neck. I look down to see my member getting hard.

Val: Mmm~ Looks like your gran amiga wants out~ My girls can help you with it, or I can~

I couldn't say anything, cuz this succubi was exploring my mouth.

Y/n: Mmm?

Val: I didn't hear a no~

His tall ass stands up and makes his way towards me.

Y/n's mind: Oh fuck that!

I tried getting up but I couldn't move.

I look up to see that Val is standing over me.

Val: Now, let's take a look at your polla~

He then gets on his knees. I start watching him unzip my pants. As he was pulling my pants down-

??: V͛⦚a͛⦚l͛⦚!͛⦚!͛⦚!͛⦚

We all look over at the door to see guy with a TV head.

Val:.....

Val's girls:......

Y/n:.....Who's the flat face?

TV head just snaps his head at my direction. Out of nowhere Val starts cracking up.

Val: He got you there Vox. *Laughs*  I've never thought of that before.

 Vox: V͛⦚a͛⦚l͛⦚!͛⦚!͛⦚!͛⦚

Val: *Sighs* What? Can't you see that I'm busy.

Vox: Forgive me for interrupting but remember those papers I asked you to sign-off on?

Val: What about them?

Vox: Did you?

Val: I'll do those tomorrow.

Vox: You know, that's not going to work for me.

Val: Why?

Vox: C͛⦚A͛⦚U͛⦚S͛⦚E͛⦚ T͛⦚H͛⦚E͛⦚I͛⦚R͛⦚ D͛⦚U͛⦚E͛⦚ T͛⦚O͛⦚D͛⦚A͛⦚Y͛⦚,͛⦚ Y͛⦚O͛⦚U͛⦚ F͛⦚U͛⦚C͛⦚K͛⦚I͛⦚N͛⦚ M͛⦚O͛⦚R͛⦚O͛⦚N͛⦚!͛⦚!͛⦚!͛⦚

Val: *Sighs* Looks like we have to finish this another time Guapa~

He then stands up and walks out with the Vox guy. Once the door shut the two girls got up and sat back on the other couch. Then they proceeded to kiss each other.

Y/n: Yeah, I'm gonna head out.

I stood up and walked out of the room.

To Be Continued.

Chapter Text

(2nd Flashback Y/n's Pov still)

1st Flashback Y/n: The next day I went to Val's porn studio.

I'm sitting on bed with cameras around the bed.

Y/n: I'm not porn director but don't you think the Cameras are little OD?

Val: We need all these cameras to see which angle is best to cut to when our porn stars do different positions.

Y/n:....Makes sense now.

Val: Good, anyway. Where the hell is Angel?!

AD: *Runs out of the dressing room* Right here, Val!

Before Angel Dust could get to me. Val stopped him and said something to him which made his eyes widened.

"I wonder what that was about..."

Angel Dust then sits by me.

AD: It's great seeing you again but I wish it was elsewhere.

Y/n: I just needed the money.

AD: *Shakes his head* Couldn't find any other place to get a quick buck?

Y/n: No but I found a place where I can get a quick fuck. *Smiles*

AD: *Not Amused* How cute.

Y/n: Bitch I'm adorable.

I looked at Angel Dust to see that a small smile started forming.

The Director: Alright you two. This is how it's going to go. Angel Dust is going to be doing a "Fan experience" where you, Y/n. Will be a "Fan" and just go to town on Angel Dust here.

Y/n: *Slightly rises Hand*

The Director: Yes?

Y/n: Can I wear a mask?

The Director: Why?

Y/n: Cause I don't need people coming up to me on the street asking for pictures or asking me to fuck them on the spot.

The Director:.....Go for it. With that said, you two ready?

AD: I am, but I don't know about the rookie here.

Y/n: I'll have you know that I'm fuckin great under the sheets.

AD: Prove it~

Y/n: I will~

The Director: Save it for the film you two. *To Y/n* Go get the mask off the table over there. Once you get one, stand off to the side until Angel Dust calls you over.

Y/n: *Nods*

I stand up and walk over to the table.

Y/n: Let's see here....

Y/n: Nope, not that one.

Y/n: Gross. What is this, a fuckin RWBY book? Dude what's up with these shitty ass mask-HOLY SHIT, IS THAT A SUICIDE MASK?!

A/n: Not sure if I said it already but Y/n doesn't not have horns.

I picked it up.

Y/n: I found my mask.

I walk back over to where the Director said to stand at.

The Director: Action!

AD: *Waves at the camera with his fingers* Hi my adoring fans~ I've been thinking on how to pay ya'll back with the success of my fame....So I thought of giving a lucky "Fan" the Angel Dust experience~ *Looks at Y/n* So lucky "Fan", come here~

I put on the mask and walked into the shot. I look over to see a monitor showing how it looks from the camera's perspective. I see that it's only showing AD sitting on the bed and my neck down to my thighs.

AD: *Gasps* Woah, look how fuckin big his bulge is~

He starts pulling my boxers down and my dick springs out of it's fabric prison.

AD: Look how fuckin thick and long it is!

He then grabs my dick with his hand and starts jerking me off. He looks up to me.

AD: Does it feel good?

Y/n: *Nods*

AD: *Smiles* Good, now let's introduce my mouth with this fat juicy cock~

Angel Dust then places my tip into his mouth. He then slowly starts making his way to my base. Once his nose hit my lower abdomen. He pulls back but stops halfway. He then gets into a rhythm.

Y/n: Wow, I'm surprised you did it in on go~

He just flips me off and keeps sucking.

After awhile, he stands up and turns around. He then lines my member with his ass. Angel Dust then slams himself on my dick.

Plap!

AD: Well, are you going to fuck my ass or not?

Y/n: R-Right.

I start thrusting into his ass.

AD: Ahh~ Just like that baby, keep fuckin my fat juicy ass~

Y/n: Fuck~ It feels like your ass is trying to drain me dry~

After a few minutes pass. Angel Dust removes my dick out his ass.

AD: Get on the bed~

I slide myself onto the bed. He then crawls up and is now hovering over my dick.

AD: You ready big boy?

Y/n: Bring it on~

He then slams himself on my dick and starts riding.

Y/n: Shit!

AD: Fuck~ I love your fat cock~

Y/n: S-Shit~

After five minutes went by, I start feeling my end was near.

AD: Your dick is twitch. Are you about to cum~?

He starts slamming himself faster.

AD: Cum for me!

With one final powerful slam, I start shooting my load into his ass.

AD: Holy shit! You're filling me up~! *To Y/n* Rookie~

He stands up and hops of the bed.

AD: *To the camera* I hope you liked our special shoot~ I'll be seeing you guys soon~

3rd Pov

Before the director could yell cut.

Y/n:

AD: What's going on?

Y/n then plants his hand on Angel Dust's shoulder.

AD: Eh?

Y/n: Who said we're done?

I pick him up and threw him back on the bed.

AD: But I saw your dick limp over.

Y/n: It lied.

Angel Dust then looks down to see that Y/n was still hard.

AD: *Shocked* N-No way.

Y/n: Now, where were we? *Licks his lips*

I grab Angel Dust's arm and threw him back onto the bed.

AD: W-What de hell?! I-I thoughtcha finished already?!

Y/n: *Crawls onto the bed* I got more pumps left~

I'm now hovering over him.

AD: And if that's de case....

He grabs me and flips me onto my back. Now he's on top.

AD: Let me pump it out of yuh~

He's holding my hands back but I feel another set of hands holding my waist.

Y/n: Spider, right.

AD then places his legs over mine to be fully on top of me.

AD: Round two, baby~

Y/n: Ready when you are~

And with that, he inserts my dick into his ass.

AD: Start thrusting~

Y/n: With pleasure~

I place my hands on his ass and start thrusting.

AD: F-Fuck~

Y/n: You like that shit~

AD: Y-Yes!

After a little while, Angel Dust moved my hands back up and started holding them down. He then starts slamming himself on my dick.

Y/n: Shit-MMM?!

Angel Dust pulled my mask up a little. He then pulled me in for a kiss that turned into a make-out sesh.

After a while he broke the kiss.

He then gets up and rolls off of me. 

AD: Hurry up and slam that cock into me~

I get off the bed to see AD at the edge of the bed. He then pulls his cheeks apart to present his balloonknot to me.

AD: I want to feel you in my stomach~

Y/n: *Smiles* With pleasure~

I walk up and lined my dick with his asshole. I push my tip into his ass. Once I got every inch in, my thighs hit his ass, which made them jiggle.

Y/n: These backshots are going to go crazy on the vid. *To AD* You ready?

AD: JUST FUCK ME ALREADY!

Y/n: Okay.

And with that I started slamming myself in and out of him.

AD: FUCK YES~!

I then place my hands on his hips and started thrusting faster.

AD: F-FUCK~

Y/n: I fuckin love this ass~

As I kept on slamming myself into his guts. I started feeling my end was near.

Y/n: Need to speed things up.

I stop for a sec.

AD: *Panting* W-What are doing?

I grab one of sets of arms and pull them back towards me. And with that, I started thrusting into him like crazy.

AD: FUCK!

AD: I'm going to cum~

Y/n: Let's do it together then.

As I kept on pumping into him. My time has come. With one final thrust, I started shooting long white ropes into him.

AD: Ahh~!

As my cum was filling him up, I saw one of the camera guys walk up to get the "Money shot". Once I was done, I pulled out slowly. Once I was out, I gave Angel Dust's ass a good smack.

SMACK!

AD: Ah~!

I look down to see my cum spilling out of him. The camera guy then walks over to Angel Dust for a final message.

AD: *Panting* T-Thanks fawh watchin' and suppawhtin'. Pants* Maybe one of ya'll can be next~

The Director: And cut! Good work you two. Y/n you have the making of being the best porn star that Hell will ever see.

Val: Y/n, what do you say about working for me? *Grins*

Y/n: How will that work?

Val: You sign over your soul to me, and you get fame and fortune.

Y/n: So if I give you my soul, you basically own me, right?

Val: Well yes but like I said, you will get fame and fortune.

Y/n: Yeah....No. Thanks for the offer but I think I'm fine. This was just a one and done thing.

Val: *Sighs* Sad to see a great talent wasted but oh well. Here.

He hands me a stack of Souls.

Y/n: *Counting* Hey, this is $3,000. What gives?

Val: You earned it after that *Licks his lips* Phenomenal performance~

I place the money in my pocket.

Y/n: Uh, thanks.

Val: So, what are you going to do now?

Y/n: No clue. I guess I'll meet an old friend of mine when she's back.

Val: Ooh~ Who's this friend of yours?

Y/n: Verosika Mayday.

Val: *Surprised* You know Miss Mayday? Wow, look at you. Knowing all the big names in Hell and it hasn't been even a Month yet.

Y/n: *Shrugs* I guess I'm just at the right place at the right time....I'm gonna change now.

Val: Well I hope to see you again, and that big polla of yours~

Y/n: Alright, bye. *Walks past the bed* Bye AD.

I look over at the Spider Femboy that's face down into the bed. He then shoots up a thumbs up to me.

......

2nd Flashback Over

Y/n: So yeah, I lost my Hell virginity to a Femboy Spider.

I look at Verosika only to see her just staring at me. I guess I just told a story that no one was listening to.

Verosika:.....

Y/n: Verosika?

I nudged her.

Verosika: Hm?

Y/n: Did you even hear me?

Verosika: I-I....*Sighs* No, I'm sorry Y/n.

Y/n: What's on your mind?

Verosika: It's nothing....I just-

??: What do we have here?

Verosika: SON OF A BITCH!

We look over to see Glitz and Glam.

Y/n: Hey ICP, we meet again.

Glitz/Glam: We don't understand that reference.

Y/n: *Looks down sad* Damn.

Verosika: What the hell do you two want?

Glitz: We just want to catch up with Y/n again.

Glam: Since someone left him alone for a couple of week.

Verosika: *To Y/n* What are they talking about?

Y/n: When you were gone, they kept me company. That's it.

Glitz: *Sighs* His ass didn't want to do nothing besides stay here and wait for you.

Glam: But we did have fun performing with him.

Verosika: Performing? You were singing here, Y/n?

Y/n: Yeah, I did alright.

Glitz: Alright my ass. He fuckin crushed it!

Glam: I thought he did alright.

Glitz: You didn't say that when we left.

Glam: *Elbows Glitz in the stomach* Shut up.

Glitz: Make me, stupid-

Glam: Bitch.

Verosika: So let me get this straight. They heard you sing before I did?

I slowly look over at Verosika, who is staring daggers at me.

Y/n: Y-Yeah.

Verosika: Make it up to me.

Y/n: Excuse me?

Verosika: Make it up to me. Sing tonight.

Y/n: I can't and even if I want to. Glitz and Glam have tonight booked-

Glitz: We can give up our last set for you.

Y/n: Eh?

Glam: Yeah, I don't see why not.

Y/n: Why are you girls helping her? I thought ya'll hate each other.

Glam: We do.

Glitz: We just want to hear your voice again.

Y/n: Ya'll ain't helping!

Verosika: Why don't you want me to hear your voice?

Y/n: *Sighs* I'm just tired. I don't feel like jumping up and down on stage. I just want to relax-Hey where did they go?

Verosika: They went to go talk to the Manager.

Y/n: Ugh! Fine I guess I can.

.....

Glitz: This is going to be our last song bitches! We have someone special that will come after us.

A/n: DID THEY REALLY BRING YOUTUBE ADS TO SHITTPAD?!

Song:

Glitz: 🎵Listen up bitches I'm your fucking M C,

I've got my mind on your goodies. I can see your WEE WEE.

Getting hard in your pants boy,

I want to see you dance boy.🎵

Glam: 🎵A little strip for me Till I D-I-E🎵

Glitz: 🎵Let's just hit. No commitment.

Get down on your knees.🎵

Glam/Glitz: 🎵Ahhhhh🎵

Glitz/Glam: 🎵So get me off like a prom dress

Let me feel you deep inside

I can tell that you're excited

And it's something you can't hide

You on top of me (Hey!)

That's how it's gonna be (Ho!)

Get me off like a prom dress tonight

Off off off

Off like a prom dress

Off off off

Off like a prom dress🎵

Glitz: 🎵So I met my little hunny bunny

On last Easter Sunday.

Glam: By 12 noon

He was munchin' on my brunch🎵

Glitz: 🎵Are you ready for dessert?

Keep it cummin' up my skirt

Show me banana split

Just keep lickin' on that shit🎵

Glam: 🎵Let's just hit

No commitment

Get down on your knees.🎵

Glitz/Glam: 🎵Ahhhhh🎵

Glam/Glitz: 🎵So get me off like a prom dress

Let me feel you deep inside

I can tell that you're excited

And it's something you can't hide

You on top of me (Hey!)

That's how its gonna be (Ho!)

Get me off like a prom dress tonight

Off off off

Off like a prom dress

Off off off

Off like a prom dress🎵

Glitz: 🎵La la lickity quick

Let's just hit no commit

I've been filling up my piggy bank

Machete's getting dull I think

One dollar bill for the thrill

Down that roller coaster hill.🎵

Glam: 🎵These kids would kill for this life

This life full of speed

And the weed

Emo kids cut and bleed

But we like to party.🎵

Glitz: 🎵Getting drunk off the Bacardi!🎵

Glam/Glitz: 🎵So get me off like a prom dress

Let me feel you deep inside

I can tell that you're excited

And it's something you can't hide

You on top of me (Hey!)

That's how its gonna be (Ho!)

Get me off like a prom dress tonight. ('Cause it's only for one night)

So get me off like a prom dress, let me feel you deep inside

I can tell that you're excited and it's something you can't hide

You on top of me (Hey!), that's how its gonna be (Ho!)

Get me off like a prom dress tonight

Off, off, off

Off like a prom dress

Off, off, off

Off like a prom dress

Off, off, off

Off like a prom dress

Off, off, off

Off like a prom dress

So get me off, off, off

Off like a prom dress

So get me off, off, off

Off like a prom dress (Keep it cummin' up my skirt)

So get me off, off, off

Off like a prom dress

So get me off, off, off

Off like a prom dress (Keep it cummin' up my skirt)

So get me off, off, off

Off like a prom dress

So get me off, off, off

Off like a prom dress (Keep it cummin' up my skirt)

So get me off, off, off

Off like a prom dress

So get me off, off, off

Off like a prom dress (Keep it cummin', cummin', cummin')🎵

End Of Song

Crowd: *Cheering*

Glitz: Thank you and Good fuckin night, Bitches!

Glam: Y/n, you're up.

Y/n: *Off to the side* Fuck.

I walk up and grab the mic from Glam. The two then proceed to walk off stage.

Y/n: *Sighs* Hit the fuckin music.

Song:

Y/n: 🎵Check that out what they playin'

That's my song, that's my song

Where my drinks?

I've been waitin' much too long, much too long

And this girl on my lap passing out, she's a blonde

The last thing on my mind is going home From the window (from the window) to the wall (to the wall)

This club is jumpin' (this club is jumpin') 'til tomorrow ('til tomorrow)

Is it daylight (is it daylight) or is it nighttime (is it nighttime)?

One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, four

We gon' tear the club up, up, up, up, up Ayo, me say day, oh

Daylight come and we don't wanna go home

Yeah, so we losing control

Turn the lights low 'cause we about to get blown Let the club shut down

We won't go, oh, oh, oh

Burn it down

To the flo', oh, oh, oh

Ayo, me say day, oh

Daylight come and we don't wanna go home We drink the whole bottle, but it ain't over, over

Everybody jumping on the sofa, sofa

Standing on the chairs

Standing on the bars

No matter day or night, I'm shining

Bitch, I'm a star From the window (from the window) to the wall (to the wall)

This club is jumpin' (this club is jumpin') 'til tomorrow ('til tomorrow)

Is it daylight (is it daylight) or is it nighttime (is it nighttime)?

One o'clock, two o'clock, three o'clock, four

We gon' tear the club up, up, up, up, up Ayo, me say day, oh

Daylight come and we don't wanna go home

Yeah, so we losing control

Turn the lights low 'cause we about to get blown Let the club shut down

We won't go, oh, oh, oh

Burn it down

To the flo', oh, oh, oh

I said, ayo me say day, oh (whoo!)

Daylight come and we don't wanna go home (ley go!)I just met this sexy Haitian girl, moving like a dancer

Told her and her girlfriend, "Let's meet in my cobana"

Ask me where the party's at baby, I'm the answer

Have another drink with me, shawty, where your manners

Take another shot, another shot, shot, shot, shot

I can make it hot, make it hot, we go rock into the Ayo, me say day, oh

Daylight come and we don't wanna go home (we don't wanna go home)

Yeah, so we losing control (control)

Turn the lights low 'cause we about to get blown Let the club shut down

We won't go, oh, oh, oh

Burn it down

To the flo', oh, oh, oh

Ayo, me say day, oh

Daylight come and we don't wanna go home.🎵

Song Ends

Crowd: *Cheering*

Y/n's mind: I just wanted to relax

I look over to see Verosika clapping her hands.

Crowd: Encore, encore, encore!

Y/n's mind: *Smiles* Payback is about to be a bitch.

Y/n: Fine I guess I'll do it but Verosika Mayday has to join.

Crowd: *Cheering*

I see Verosika mouth "You bastard." She then walks up to the stage and is now standing next to me.

Verosika: *To Y/n* So what song are we going to sing?

Y/n: *To Verosika* A favorite of mine when I was alive. *Whispers in her ear*

Verosika: Oh I've heard of it.

Someone runs up and gives Verosika a mic.

Y/n: Play it DJ.

Song:

Verosika: 🎵La-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la.🎵

Y/n: 🎵Girl, I've been all over the world

Looking for you

I'm known for taking what I think I deserve

And you're overdue

And if you listen, you can hear me through the radio

In that bright white noise

What I been missin' in my life, what I been dreamin' of

You'll be that girl, you'll be that girl

You'll be!🎵

Verosika: 🎵Everything you want, so let me get up there

I'm the baddest, baby, in the atmosphere

Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like.🎵

Y/n/Verosika:🎵You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel so

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel so

La-la-la-la-la

You, you make me feel, oh🎵

Y/n: 🎵Get a little closer to me, girl

And you'll understand

'Cause if you want a guy that knows what you need

Well, then I'm your man

And if I listen, I can hear you through my radio

In that bright white noise

What I been missin' in my life, what I been dreamin' of

You'll be that girl, you'll be that girl

You'll be!🎵

Verosika: 🎵Everything you want, so let me get up there

I'm the baddest, baby, in the atmosphere

Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like (Oh-oh-oh)

Everything you know, I flip it upside down

Take you around the world, you know I like it loud

Tell me what you want, 'cause we can do just what you like.🎵

Y/n/Verosika: 🎵You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel so

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel so

La-la-la-la-la

You, you make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel so

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la

Verosika: 🎵Put your hands up, put your hands up

Let the lights drop, let the lights drop

Make my world stop, make my world stop

La-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la🎵

Y/n/Verosika: 🎵You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel so

La-la-la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la)

You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la

You make me feel so

La-la-la-la-la (Oh, you make me feel good)

You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la (Oh, you make me feel good)

You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la (Oh, you make me feel good)

You make me feel so

La-la-la-la-la (Oh, you make me feel good)

You make me feel that

La-la-la-la-la🎵

Song Ends

Crowd: *Cheering*

Verosika: *To Y/n* We sound great with each other.

Y/n: *To Verosika* Yeah, the perfect match for each other.

Verosika: *Heart skips a beat* W-What?

Y/n: *To the crowd* Goodnight everyone!

......

At The Bar

Jerry: Here you go.

He places our drinks in front of us.

Y/V/G/G: Thanks Jerry.

Jerry: *Nods*

Y/n: *Yawns* I told ya'll that I didn't want to sing. Now I'm even more tired.

Verosika: What did you even do today?

Y/n: I Stayed awake last night.

Girls: Why?

Y/n: I got invested in this tv show.

Verosika: What show?

Y/n: Serial Killer's Got Talent.

Glitz: That dumbass show.

Glam: Why did you waste your time with that show?

Y/n: I thought it was stupid at first but Jack The Ripper had such Angelic voice, I got lost in a trance.

Verosika: *Shakes her head* I don't even know what to say.

Y/n: I do. HE GOT FUCKIN ROBBED BY JOHN GACY! ALL THAT FAT ASS DID WAS JUGGLE!

The three start laughing me.

Y/n: What?

Glitz: You're fuckin hilarious.

Glam: I second that.

Y/n: Damn, forgive me for liking a show.

Verosika: It's not that Y/n. *Puts her hand on his shoulder* You just know what to say.

Y/n: I didn't even say anything!

Verosika: Anyway, you still haven't told be about that someone. You just went on how you did a porn shoot.

Y/n: Oh right. I never got her name but she had pale skin, gold like hair and shark teeth. She was so beautiful and perfect.

Verosika: Did you two....you know?

Y/n: Do it? Yeah but it was nothing but a one night stand.

Verosika: *Sighs* Good.

Y/n: What was that?

Verosika: Nothing. *Drinks*

Glitz: Come you two let's get really fucked up.

Y/n: What do you have in mind?

She then pulls out a labelless bottle from her bra.

Y/n: What's that?

Glitz: A good time.

Y/n:....Sounds good to me.

Verosika: If Y/n is having some, then I want in.

Glitz: Time to get fuck!

She then pours the drink into four shot glasses. Glitz then passes it out to Glam, Verosika and I.

Y/n: Here goes.

The four of us down the shot.

Y/n:.....That wasn't to bad-

.....

I slowly start waking up.

Y/n: Agh! What happen last night?

I couldn't even sit up. I start looking around to see I'm in a bedroom. As I was looking, I saw picture of Verosika on the wall.

Y/n: Am I at Verosika's place?

Verosika: You sure are.

I look to left to see Verosika is laying next to me.

Y/n: What happened last night?

Verosika: Fuckin Glitz and Glam roofied us....and themselves.

Y/n: What the fuck?! Where are they now?

Verosika: *Points down* In between your legs.

I pick up the blanket to see That I'm naked and that Glitz and Glam are naked as well....and the two are in between my dick. I look over at Verosika to see that she's naked as well.

Y/n: *Puts the blanket down* Did.....Did we have sex?

Verosika: It fuckin feels like it. *Sighs* I wish I could remember my first time with you.

Y/n: First time- *HUUUURGGEHH*

I throw myself off the bed and ran towards the one bathroom.

Y/n: *Bathroom* Brruaarrrr!

Verosika: You better have made it to the toilet!

Y/n: I did- Brruaarrrr! What else did I drink last night?

3rd Pov

Verosika: If only we knew.

The twins finally appear from under the blanket.

Glitz: *Yawns* Where's Y/n?

Glam: *Yawns* He's in the-

Y/n: Brruaarrrr!

Glam: Bathroom.

Y/n: There's so much! Why won't it end?! Brruaarrrr! *Panting* I-I think it's over. *Sighs* You know....I feel pretty good. No wonder supermodels use to do this back in the early 2000's

He walks over to the sink and starts washing his hands.

Y/n: Hell I even look good too- WHAT THE FUCK?!

The three girls look at the bathroom.

Glam: What happen?

Y/n: You two did!

He walks out of the bathroom with Metallic Seaweed lipstick all over his body. Three girls start laughing at the lipstick.

Verosika: You two sluts couldn't hold yourselves? *Laughs*

Y/n: Glad that you're getting a kick out of this. *Turns around* Cause what's this?

He points at his left cheek to show a bite mark and black lipstick.

A/n: Surely someone will get these references....

Glitz: I didn't know you liked tasting ass?

Verosika: What the fuck did you two give us?!

Glam: Something to forget the night.

Y/n: What kind of Hangover shit is this?

Verosika: Don't worry, I have cameras in here. I'll go get my helltop (Laptop)

A/n: Yes all devices will have hell in front of it unless it's called something else in the shows.

.....

The four are all huddled up around the helltop.

Verosika: This is where it all starts. *Presses play*

A/n: Everything in bold from this point will be the four talking out of the helltop.

We see Y/n kick open the door and he's carrying the three girls.

Verosika: Holy shit Y/n, I never knew how strong you are~

Y/n: *Grins* You haven't seen nothing yet~

Glitz: Just drop us onto the bed.

Glam: I can't wait for this~

Y/n walks over to the bed and plants the three girls down.

Y/n: Let the fun begin~

The four start undressing. As Y/n was about to pull down his pants. The girls stopped him.

Y/n: Hm? What?

V/G/G: Can we do it?

Y/n: *Grins* Be my guest~

Three start pull his pants down and

Y/n jr: 

V/G/G: HOLY SHIT!

V/G/G: HOLY SHIT!

Y/n: What can I say, I'm a shower.

Y/n: What can I say, I'm a shower~

Y/n: *Chuckles* Great minds think alike.

Verosika: I-I-I don't think this will fit.

Glitz: Then let someone that wants to make it fit~

She pushes Verosika out of the way and throws Y/n onto the bed. The four are now watching Glitz slamming herself onto Y/n's member.

Glam: Fuckin slut.

Glam: Y/n can you eat me out~

Glitz: You were saying, slut?

As the two start riding Y/n, we see Verosika playing with herself.

Glitz: *Scoffs* Fuckin loner.

Verosika: Let's skip this part. *Fast forward*

Now we see that Verosika is riding the shit out of Y/n.

Glitz: You skipped a good part! Now will never know what lit that flame under your ass.

Verosika: Zip it!

Y/n: Fuck~ 

Verosika: You like that, Y/n?

Y/n: You feel so fuckin tight~

Y/n looks over at Verosika, who has a bright blush on her face. He goes back to watch the helltop.

Y/n then grabs Verosika's hips and starts pumping himself into her.

Verosika: I can't take it anymore, I'm gonna cum!!!

Y/n: Me too~

Verosika: I love you! *Climax*

The four watch as Verosika starts going crazy.

Verosika: Let's skip!

Glitz/Glam: Oh no you don't!

The two start holding her back.

Y/n: Holy shit that was good-What the hell is that?!

Three stop fighting and go back to the helltop. They see Y/n got off the bed and walks out of the shot.

Glitz: What did he find?

Y/n walks back in the frame.

Glam: What the-

Glitz: Fuck!

Verosika: *Blushes hard*

Y/n: Is that a fuckin-

Y/n: *Laughing* DIDO BAT!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!!

The dido bat flops over.

Y/n: Someone needs Viagra *Smiles* Who wants to use it~

Y/n: *Slams the helltop shut* No more of that.

Glitz: Oh c'mon!

Verosika: Now that we are fully awake and sobered up. I think it's time for you two, to go now.

Glitz: What?! But we-

Glam: Let's go Glitz, I'm pretty sure that Mammon is losing his shit that we haven't checked it.

Glitz: *Sighs* Fine! *To Y/n* We will have sex again but this time will remember it.

And with that the two left.

Y/n's Pov

As they left I look over to see Verosika is blushing hard.

Y/n: Do you want me to go?

Verosika: NO! I mean. You can stay, it's just.....That was really embarrassing.

Y/n: Is it the "I love you." or the dido bat?

Verosika: *Sarcasm* Yes Y/n, it's because of the dido bat.

Y/n:....Was that sarcasm?

Verosika walks over and throws herself on her couch.

Verosika: *Crying*

Y/n: *Walks up* You okay?

Verosika: No! I wanted us to remember our first. But I wanted to build this relationship up first.

Y/n: *Kneels down* Wait, so you like me back?

Verosika: Yes Y/n, I like you back.

Y/n: Then let's be come a couple.

Verosika: *Looks up at Y/n* R-Really?

Y/n: Yeah. Let's give this a real shot.

Verosika: *Smiles* Okay.

Y/n: Good, I'm glad that you're-mmm?!

She pulled me into a kiss. I just shrug it off and start making out with her. She pulls me onto the couch and we swapped spots. She's now on top and I'm laying on the couch. Verosika then breaks the kiss and sits up.

Verosika: I have to tell the crew.

Y/n: You can do that later. Let's make up for our failed hook up~

Verosika: *Smiles*

She then throws herself at me. And we just start kissing each other like crazy.

A/n: No, Y/n does not turn into sirhumpsalot here.

Flashback Over

As I was remembering that night, my phone starts to ring.

RING!

RING!

RING!

 I snap out of it and grab my phone.

Y/n: Hello?

Blitz: You all most done?

Y/n: Yes, I'm done clearing my head.

Blitz: Good, now get over here so we can fuck!

Y/n: Excuse me?

Blitz: *Sighs* So you can fuck me....

Y/n: Better. I'm on my way

Blitz: See you soon~ *Hangs up*

Y/n: *Sighs* Let's go fuck that imp.

.....

Blitz's Apartment.

A/n: Aww, Blitz gave Loona the bedroom. But in here, Blitz has another room.

Y/n: Blitz, I'm here.

Blitz: *Bedroom* I'm in here~

I roll my eyes and make my way to his room. I open the door to see Blitz.

Y/n: 

Blitz: What are you waiting for? Fuck the shit out of these cheeks~

Y/n: *Sighs* Spread them wider.

Blitz: FUCK YEAH!

Y/n: Is Loona home?

Blitz: Nope, went off to the movies.

Y/n: Then let's do fast then.

Blitz: *Licks his lips* 

To Be Continued

A/n: Aw, you thought you was getting two lemons in one Chapter.....Will pick up next chapter.

Chapter Text

Edit A/n: Found this great layout of the Building for I.M.P

Yay! Helluva Boss's first episode.....After this quick lemon.

Y/n's Pov

Blitz: Ah~ Right there Y/n~ Keep licking that spot~

Right now, I'm currently getting smushed by Blitz's ass.

Y/n: Mmm~

Blitz: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now- *Fishing out Y/n's member out* time for me to reintroduce myself to that fat cock of yours~

He then pulls my dick out.

Blitz: Hey there big guy~

Smooch~

After he kissed my tip, he then place my dick into his mouth.

Blitz: Mmm~

As we were pleasuring each other. I heard the front door jingle.

Y/n's mind: Is Loona here?...Nah.

POP!

Blitz: *Wipes his mouth* Let me ride that fat cock before Loona comes back~

He flips himself around. He's now facing me with my dick between his cheeks.

Y/n: Try not to break the bed, like last time.

Blitz: No promises~

He then gives me a quick peck on the lips. As he pulled back, he starts lifting his ass up and-

SLAM!

Y/n/Blitz: Fuck!

Blitz then starts slamming himself on my dick.

Blitz: I FUCKIN LOVE THIS FAT COCK! 

Y/n: Fuck~

Blitz: I can feel it in my stomach, Y/n~ Y/n?

Y/n:

As Blitz was riding the fuck out of me, I start hearing the bedroom door open.

Loona: *Looking at Phone* Da- Blitz, I'm back- *looks up*

Blitz: Oh shit Loona! *Starts getting up*

Y/n: Wait, don't!

As he got up, his hole rubbed my tip and-

Y/n: F-Fuck~!

Long white ropes starts shooting out.

Y/n: Ah~

Loona: You guys are fuckin gross!

She then slams the door.

Blitz: Shit. *Sighs* She'll probably forget. Right Y/n? Y/n?

 Y/n: Zzz.

Blitz: *Sighs* Guess today was a long day for everyone. Time to go to bed I guess.

Next Day

I'm in Blitz's office listening to this lady speak about her story when she was alive.

Sinner Teacher: You do everything right in life. play by all the rules and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and Epstein's of the world. After one measly massacre propelled by blind rage, so that's why I'm here. To get my revenge.

Blitz: I mean, was she hotter?

ST: *Pissed*

Blitz: I'm just saying I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just spat at me tits.

ST: 

Blitz: Anyway I don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here see. We take revenge out on the living and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of a death frankly are all probably down here in hell with you.

ST: Not all of them. That whore survived. Now they all call here a hero. Between the talk shows and donation bullshit. She made so much goddamn cash. Getting shot was the best thing to happen to her. Treating her like so damn hero!

Y/n: *Jokingly* Sounds like a "Hero".

She then slams her fist onto Blitz's table- which broke on impact.

ST: SHE IS NOT A HERO!!!

Blitz: Yeah, okay, yeah my thoughts exactly.

I look over to Blitz to see him signaling me.

Y/n: *Stands up* How about we all clam down...mainly you.

Walks up to the somewhat broken table.

Y/n: So Mrs.....

Blitz hands me her info.

Y/n: Mayberry.

Mrs. Mayberry: Mara.

Y/n:...Okay Mara. You say she's still alive, will finish what you started.

Mara: *Sighs* Good. Now I can finally have peace.

Blitz: Nicely done Y/n. *Stands up* Now let's go spread the wonderful news to our "Skillful" team.

We all made our way towards the door.

Y/n: *To Mara* So what's the chicks name, that you want us to kill?

Mara: Oh it's Ma-

BANG!

Blitz: Guys I want you to meet-

TWANG!

An arrow starts zooming everywhere in the room. The arrow hit the computer, hit whatever Loona was holding and finally.

THWACK!

Blitz caught it before killed our new client.

Blitz: Our newest client

THUCK!

SPLASH!

Y/n: There goes the eels.

The office burst into flames from the eels.

Blitz: Damn it Moxxie, I just bought those eels!

Outside

I'm standing next to Loona as Blitz is sending Mara on her way.

Blitz: Bye. And don't worry we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours or your first kill is free.

The taxi drove off.

Moxxie: When did we start implementing that deal?

Blitz: When you set fire to my office IN FRONT OF A CLIENT YOU FUCKIN DICK SHIT! Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact.

Loona: You mean our only ticket to the other side? *Pulls out the book* Yeah, got it.

Blitz: *Baby talk* And that's why you're my favorite loony you get a tweet now. *Pulls out  a treat*

Loona: Ew, stop.

Blitz then toss the treat up only for himself to eat it.

Loona: You're so gross!

Blitz: Oh stop it I get enough of that from my therapist. Now let's go lick some ass.

Millie: The expression is kick some ass, Blitz.

Blitz: That's not what Y/n was doing last night.

Loona: Augh! *Storms inside the building*

Moxxie: What now?

Y/n: Nothing let's go!

I push Moxxie into the portal.

Y/n: I swear people don't like keep shit in the bed- *Enters the portal* room...

Y/n: Oh shit.

Blitz: Come on Y/n, let's go lick this bitch's ass.

Y/n: 

Millie: Y/n?

Y/n: I....I need to go! *Takes off into the woods*

Millie: Y/n!

Blitz: Fuckin damn it! *Huffs* Moxxie you'll have to do. As for you Millie, drag Y/n's ass back here, hell drag him by his dick if you have to.

Millie: *Salutes*

.....

As I was running deeper into the woods. I tried remembering the surroundings.

Y/n: Fuck! How much further?!

As I kept on running, I-

Y/n: Oof! *Hits the ground* Tripped.

 3rd Pov

Millie: *Worried* Y/n! come on out y/n! let me help ya on whatevuurr it is ya nee helpin with!

As she turned the corner, she spot Y/n.

Millie: *Happy* Y/n!

As she walked up, she see that Y/n was holding someone in their underwear....or what was left of someone.

Millie: Y-Y/n?

Y/n: *Sniffs*

Millie: Ya okay Sug?

Y/n: *Nods*

Millie: Um. do ya know who that there is?

Y/n: Sure hope so cause it would be sad if I don't remember what my old face use to look like.

Millie was at a loss for words.

Millie: *Shocked* I-Is that there ya, Y/n?

Y/n: *Sighs* Y-Yeah.

Millie: Oh Sug.

She then walks up and hugs Y/n. As she was hugging him, Y/n started to cry a little.

Y/n: *Crying* I-I don't even think my Mom knows that I'm dead.

Millie tightens her hold on him.

Millie: Shhh, let it all out.

Y/n just rest his head into Millie's chest. She starts rubbing his hair to try to calm him down.

....

After a few minutes went by, Millie slowly breaks the hug.

Millie: Feeling better?

Y/n: *Nods*.....Thank you.

Millie: Anything for you Y/n. *Smiles*

BANG!

BANG!

BANG! 

Millie: Welp, it looks like the boys need us. Do you think you can handle it?

Y/n:....Yeah.

Millie: Just stay here until you're ready, okay?

Y/n: Okay.

And with that Millie runs off.

Y/n's Pov

I look down at my old body one last.

Y/n: *Sighs* She has to know.

I then pick up my body and start walking back where someone can easily find it.

.....

As I placed my old body against a tree, I start looking around for Blitz and M&M.

Y/n: They should have finish already.

I start looking around for them.

Y/n: *Sighs* Imma really hate myself if my panic attack got them killed.

3rd Pov

It's still Evening.

Martha: Satan, we return your filthy creatures back to the pits of Hell! May the root of evil remain honored we continue thy work.

She then tosses the torch at Blitz and Millie. The two instantly catch on fire.

Blitz: Yeah that's not exactly how it works lady, sorry your fire doesn't hurt us but I mean I could fake it if that'll get your dick hard.

Martha: Oh, shit. Well I'll just shoot you in your smart ass mouths.

Blitz: That would be more effective.

Millie: Blitz!

As she points the double barrel at them.

??: HEY!! 

Martha turns around to see a Incubi pointing at gun at her.

Martha: And who the fuck are you?

Y/n: Wow, Even though my body is in the woods. You somehow forgot about me.

Martha looks at Incubus until it dawns on her.

Martha: I'll be damn. What the fuck are you doing here Y/n? *Looks at him more* How the hell did your ass wind up in Hell? 

Y/n: YOU!

Martha: *Scoffs* What did I do?

Y/n's Pov

I look over to see her Husband was off to the side. And I just smile.

Y/n: How could you forget about that wonderful evening?

Ralphie: Huh?

Martha: *Points her Gun at Y/n* You better shut that fuckin mouth of yours!

Y/n: Why? I remember what you said before chasing me out the house. And I quote, "I just needed a good dick down cause my Husband doesn't have the right equipment."

Ralphie: M-Martha?

Martha: L-Love don't listen to him.

Y/n: *Scoffs* I wonder how many more dicks you had ever since your new found fame, besides the School teacher's Husband. I'm so glad she put a hit on you when she came to Hell.

Her husband looks at her and just runs off.

Martha: Ralphie! *To Y/n* You fuckin asshole!

Y/n: What? You're going to die anyway, so why does that matter?

I look over at Martha who has her head down. Then she starts laughing.

Y/n: What the fuck is so funny?

Martha: So Mrs. Mayberry is behind this? *Scoffs* Oh that's good.

Y/n: The fuck are you on about?

Martha: Y/n, I killed you six months ago.

Y/n: Why the fuck does that matter?

Martha: Look at me Y/n. Get a real good look at my body. Do you see something?

Y/n: What the fuck am I supposed to be looking at?

Martha: I was pregnant when Mrs. Mayberry tried killing me.

Y/n: Ew! I don't need to hear that!

Martha: She took my baby from me Y/n.

Millie: *Puts two and two together* Y/n get away from her!

Martha: *Walks up* She killed your baby Y/n.

Y/n:....What?

Martha: She killed our baby Y/n.

She tried touching me but I smack her hand away and point the gun at her forehead.

Y/n: You're lying!

Martha: Y/n, I made sure that my Husband didn't get piece of this~ You're the only one that tapped this ass~

Y/n: THAT'S IT!

As my rage hit it's high point. I was going to pull the trigger but I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turn my head around to see no one but the Sunset.

As I was captured by the warmth of the Sun, I felt the rage in me melting away like honey.....I shake it off. I turn my head back still pointing the gun at Martha.

I was trying my best to pull the trigger but I just couldn't.

Y/n: FUCK!

Place my gun back in it's holster. I start making my way to Millie and Blitz.

Blitz: What the fuck are you doing?! Shoot her!

Martha: That what I like about you Y/n. How much of a pussy you are.

Chk Chk

Y/n: *To Martha* You know there's four of us right?

Martha: Eh?

BANG!

The three of us look on to see Martha get her eye shot out.

Millie: Moxxie!

Moxxie runs up to me to help untie Millie and Blitz.

Blitz: You're not getting your goddamn paycheck for this one Mox.

Millie and Moxxie embrace each other.

Blitz: Oh yeah thanks, I'm fine!

We look at Blitz for being on the ground.

Moxxie: *Helps Blitz up* I'm sorry Sir. I compromised our objective and put us in harm's way it won't happen again. I promise.

Blitz then pulls Moxxie into a bone crushing hug.

Blitz: Apology accepted. But if you ever pull a stunt like this again, I'll have Y/n fuck you and your wife-all righty job well done. Now let's get off

Moxxie: Eh yeah, give me a moment. I need to get something I left at the house. *Runs off*

Blitz: Okay fine but hurry. *Phone* Loona, we're ready to come home, Dear.

.....

Moxxie finally came back.

Blitz: There he is. Have a good wank-off session, Moxxie?

Moxxie: Excuse me?

Blitz: I don't care where you cum in the living world. Just come to your job on time, all right see you at the office. *Runs through the portal*

Y/n: *Sighs* See you two there.

And with that I walk thought the portal.

I.M.P Office

Y/n: Hey Blitz, I'm gonna head back-Mara....What are you doing here?

Blitz: We're celebrating!

I look around to see a cake with "We Did It!" written on it. I look up to see a banner with "Killed The Bitch".

Y/n: I'm not really in the right headspace for this right now.

Blitz: Oh come on Y/n. Don't be a party shitter.

Y/n: That not the right-ugh. Whatever.

I'm sitting on the couch looking on.

Mara: Yay!

Millie: Did you see my little Mox-Mox. He did it. Oh Moxxie!

I look down at my slice of cake.

Blitz: Well here's to another mission accomplished and Moxxie finally learned not to fuck up.

Millie: And killing people isn't that big a deal if they try to kill you back

Mara: That's messed up but I paid for it.

Everyone started laughing.

I don't know why but the sight of Mara laughing started pissing me off. I just shoot up and b-line it to the door. I open it and-

SLAM!

......

On The Roof

I'm leaning on the rooftop railing.

Y/n: *Lights up a cig*

I inhale the nicotine and I blow out the smoke.

Y/n:....I miss Earth cigarettes.

Door Opens

Mara: Uh, Y-Y/n?

Y/n: Hmm?

Mara: Millie told me what happened. I just want to say I didn't know and I'm sorr-

Y/n: Just stop right there. I don't care anymore. I...I just want to move on from this.

Mara: So, um....no hard feelings?

Y/n: *Sighs* No hard feelings.

She then walks up next to me.

Mara: So...I know this is out of the blue but I was wonder if you're free. Would you like to go....go to uh.

Y/n: Are you asking me out on a date?

Mara: *Sighs* Y-Yeah.

Y/n: Sure but since you offered, you're paying.

Mara: I'm fine.

Y/n: Cool. So what do you have in mind?

Mara: I was thinking of a basic date. Go to the movies and after, get something to eat.

Y/n: My type of date.

Mara: Then it's a date then. So can I get your *Pulls out her hellphone* number?

.....

Mara: Alright then, I'll call you when I'm available.

Y/n: Alright just give me a day or two heads up, cause my life down here is weird.

Mara: Okay then. I should be going now. Bye Y/n.

Y/n: Bye Mara.

She then leaves.

Y/n: *Still smoking*

3rd Pov

Door Opens

Millie: Hey Y/n. All of us are getting ready to leave. We're just wondering if you're going to Blitz's home or with us?

Y/n:...

Millie: Y/n?

She walks up to the young Incubi to see tears running down his resting face.

Millie: You okay Suge?

Y/n then snaps out of it.

Y/n: *Wipes his eyes* Millie! W-When did you get here?

Millie: Just right now....You doing okay?

Y/n: Y-Yeah. I just *Sighs* I just needed to let it go.

Millie: Do you want to come home with us?

Y/n: *Nods*

Millie: Then let's go home Suge.

She then grabs the Incubi's hand and leads him out.

......

Moxxie And Millie's Home

The three are all snugged on the bed.

Millie: You okay sweaty?

Y/n: I'm fine, I promise.

Moxxie: You can talk to us about whatever is bothering you.

Y/n: I know.

Millie: Okay. We're just making sure.

Y/n: Thank you....Good Night.

M&M: Good Night Y/n.

Y/n pulls the two Imps closer to him. Moxxie and Millie tighten their hold on the Incubi.

END

Chapter Text

listen up, this will flashback chapter Since Loo Loo Land happens before the Murder Family. If you're still confused go to S2 E1 and start at 18:01.

Y/n's Pov

I.M.P Office

Y/n: *Yawns*

Millie: You okay, Y/n?

Y/n: No. I'm fuckin tired, my body hurts. And any loud noise is going to set me off.

Blitz in his office: *Megaphone* Y/n, M&M, get in here we're going to Loo Loo Land!

My eye twitches as I watch Moxxie open blitz's office door.

Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?

Millie then crashes into the office door window.

Millie: Loo Loo Land?!

Blitz: *Megaphone* Loo Loo Land!

Y/n/Loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I stand up and make my way to his office.

Y/n: *Sighs* What are we doing?

Blitz: We're going to be Stolas's bodyguards as he takes his brat to Loo Loo Land.

Y/n: If I knew he had a kid, I would have left last night.

Blitz: But cha didn't.

Please get the reference!

Y/n: Then I need pain killers and an energy drink for me to go.

Blitz then throws a bottle of pain killers at me.

Y/n: *Catches the bottle* Thanks.

Blitz: Coffee is out there.

Y/n: Neat. *Pops three pills*

.....

Stolas's House

The attire Y/n is wearing:

A/n: Y/n has on lower back holsters as well.

I'm currently leaning back against the van  waiting for Stolas and his kid.

Y/n: *Sighs* The pain killers are finally kicking in.

Stolas: Yoo-hoo, Blitzy.

I look up to see Stolas in a white t-shirt that has a red apple-skull. I look down to see he's wearing red shorts.

Y/n's Mind: Is that a fuckin giant apple?

As I was thinking that, someone passes by him.

Y/n's mind: Must be the brat, cause she's the  spitting image of her Father.

As she got closer to the van, I open the sliding door.

Y/n: *Gestures in* Princess.

She just rolls her eyes and gets in the van.

Stolas: *Walks up* Hey Y/n~

Y/n: Get your fat bird ass in the van.

Stolas: Mmm~ I love it when you talk dirty to me~

Y/n: Shut before I shove something down your throat. Now get in the fuckin van. *Slaps Stolas's ass*

Stolas bits his lip and finally gets in the car. I just shake my head as I proceed to get in the van.

Door Slam

....

Car Engine Turns Off

Blitz: We're here.

I open the door and hop out. I look up to see our destination.

Y/n:....So Disney made it's way down here.

Stolas gets out of the van and puts the apple on his head.

Y/n: It was a fuckin hat.

I look over to the van to see that Stolas's Daughter is getting out of the van. She has a disgust/cringe look on her face.

Y/n: What's up with you? 

(SD=Stolas's Daughter)

SD: I don't wanna be here.

Y/n: Let me guess, you had no say-so to stay home?

SD: Somewhat. I'm too old for this place and I fuckin hate this place.

Y/n: Same here, I fuckin hate amusement parks. *Puts on sunglasses*

Stolas: Come along my Owlette.

SD: *Groans*

Millie: Wow, I haven't been to this place since I was tot!

Y/n: Hopefully you two can enjoy yourselves when we're done.

Blitz: Let's go gang!

I start walking next to Stolas's Daughter.

Y/n: I never got your name.

Octavia:....It's Octavia.

Y/n: I'm Y/n.

Octavia: Neat. *Walks off*

Y/n: *To himself* No one can say I didn't try.

Octavia: Hey, Dad, do we hat to-

Blitz: Okay hold on right there sweetie. *To Stolas* If you try fuckin my little ass in this park, I swear-

Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious.

Octavia: I'm literally gonna be sick.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs, I knew today would be a lot. What do you need? Antioxidants, Ibuprofen, Morphine?

Octavia: That was figurative old man.

Moxxie: Oh, right. *To Millie & Y/n* But she said it was literal.

Millie: Look! It's Big Woobly!

Big Woobly: *Screeches*

Moxxie: That is...deeply upsetting.

Millie: Oh come on. It's fun. You've never been here?

Moxxie: No. Theme Parks always disturbed me. Especially the mascots 

??: Well hey there.

Moxxie: Ah!

Loo-Loo: I'm Loo-Loo. Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If ya'll get hurt here, just try and sue us.

Y/n: Weird jingle, but okay.

Stolas: Look Via, it's Loo-Loo.

Octavia: I have a question?

Loo-Loo: Well ask away, little girlie. *Fake Chuckles*

Octavia: Is it true that this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?

Y/n: *Scoffs* Of course that fucker has a Theme Park.

Loo-Loo:..No.

Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame.

She then starts staring daggers at the mascot.

Stolas: *Nervously laughs*  Why don't we go check out the rides.

Loo-Loo: That chick's creepy, huh?

Blitz: Wait till her Dad tries to diddle your holes.

Loo-Loo: What's that mean?

Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there.

Moxxie and Millie walk off.

Loo-Loo: *Serious tone*...Damn, how did he know?

Y/n:....*Walks off*

I catch up to Moxxie and Millie.

Y/n: Guy was a fuckin weirdo.

I look over to see Millie acting like a child on Christmas day.

Moxxie: You really like this place, huh?

Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could wing it. Money-wise.

Moxxie: Yeah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean that much for a novelty cup that you use one time.

Millie: Cause it's Loo Loo Land!

Blitz then walks up dripped out in Loo Loo Land merch.

Blitz: *Sips* Listen to your hoe, Mox. *Sips* How about Y/n and I take the first while you two have a little fun.

Millie: Wooo! We gotta do my favorite ride!

She then picks up Moxxie and runs off to a giant ass roller coaster.

Blitz: C'mon Y/n.

Y/n: Let's get this day over with.

Blitz was doing recon well I was literally walking with Stolas and Octavia.

Y/n: *Sighs* 

Stolas: You know it's quite thrilling to see you on the job Blitzy~

Blitz: Save it Bitch, I'm working.

Octavia: You both need to get a room.

Y/n: Don't give them any ideas.

Blitz: Hey, I am not a day hooker! 

As he said that, a Mother Imp stops and gives Blitz an disgusted look.

Blitz: What, I just said I'm not one, prude. *Flips her off*

Stolas: *Gasps* Oh look Via. You used to cry such tears of joy at this show.

As he said, I'm watching a kid Imp crying and begging his Mom, not to take him into the tent.

Octavia: Oh no.

Y/n: Tears of Joy, huh?

Blitz/Octavia: I hate that fuckin clown.

Stolas: Ooh Blitzy, Y/n. I need my bodyguards.

Y/n: He was just right here? *Sighs* *pulls out twin pistols*

BANG!

Blitz shot one of the Imps in the head.

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Blitz: Show off.

Y/n: Don't hate.

I then place my guns back in the holsters.

Y/n: Shall we?

Octavia and I start heading to the tent. Once we got inside, lead her to the fourth row. I went one row back and sat down. Blitz, who is carrying Stolas for some reason. Walks over to Octavia and  place Stolas next to her. He then walks away and starts scoping the place out.

(- = Glitching)

Robot Fizz: H͛⦚-͛⦚H͛⦚-͛⦚H͛⦚-͛⦚H͛⦚e͛⦚y͛⦚ Implinks, it's me, the robotic Fizzarolli. Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory, to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with O's to avoid lawsuits. H͛⦚-͛⦚H͛⦚i͛⦚t͛⦚ i͛⦚t͛⦚!͛⦚

SNAP!

Robot Fizz:🎵 Loo Loo Land
Everybody sing along
With the Loo Loo Band

Every boy
Every girl
Every woman
Every man
Loves Loo Loo Land

Loo Loo Land
Loo Loo Land
Everything is beautiful
In Loo Loo Land
Ugly children holding hands
In Loo Loo Land

Everybody's friendly
And nobody is mean
No copyright infringements ever seen

I have a dream
(He has a dream)
I'm here to tell
(He's here to tell)
About a magical fantastic place
Called Loo Loo Land

Everybody sing along
With the Loo Loo band

Every boy
Every girl
Every woman
Every man
Loves Loo Loo Land! 🎵

Everyone started clapping, as for me.

Stolas: How delightful.

I pulled out my gun from my shoulder holster.

BANG!

Blitz: Ha! You gotta be quicker than that Y/n-

BANG!

My bullet went passed Blitz's head and hits an Imp that was behind him.

Y/n: And you need to check your surroundings.

Stolas: Oh my~ What good aim you two have~

Octavia: Ugh! I can't do this anymore!

She then stands up and runs out the tent.

Stolas: Octavia! 

I got up and ran after them.

....

Y/n: Where the fuck did they go?

I look to my left to see Octavia running into a Fun House.

Y/n: Octavia, wait!

Octavia: Leave me alone!

I ran after inside the fun house. I start making my way through the fun house until I hit room with apples going in a circle. I then spot her in a dark red apple.

I walked up and once it came my way, I got on.

Octavia: *Sniff* I told you to leave me alone.

Y/n: Sorry but I can't do that.

She starts crying a little bit.

Y/n: You wanna talk about it?

Octavia: *Crying*

Y/n: Just vent. I'll just shut up and listen.

She starts wiping her eyes. A second or two passes and she opens her mouth.

Octavia: I want to go home but home doesn't even feel like home anymore. He ruined it.

Y/n: I see....I know I said I'll shut up but have you talked to your Dad about this?

Octavia: *Shakes her head*

Y/n: Maybe you should tell him how you feel. Cause from his perspective, he probably thinks you're just a moody- how old are you?

Octavia: *Sniffs* eighteen.

Y/n: A moody teenager who hates everything and everyone but doesn't think there's really a problem cause he's trying to live in a lie thinking everything is fine. Like look.

I open my arms to do a deictic gesture.

Y/n: You gave clear signs that you didn't want to be here. But he thinks, "Oh, my Daughter is embarrassed being seen with her Dad, Ha💸,Ha💸,Ha💸,Ha💸" Right? So next time you see tell him how you really feel. And if you don't want to, that's your choice.

Octavia: *Nods*

Y/n: Alright, I'll just go stand over and wait until you're ready to go.

As I went to get up, I felt her hand touch mine. I stop for a sec.

Octavia: C-Can you stay here for a little?

Y/n: *Nods*

I sat back down. She then curls up in a ball but she's still holding my hand.

Y/n: I feel like there's more then not wanting to "be here", huh?

Octavia: *Nods*

Y/n: If that's the case, then you have to tell him. He really needs to know how you feel. Cause if not, your going to do something really fuckin stupid, where both parties will feel like shit. I'm sorry but that's I've seen from family members and friends when I was still on Earth.

Octavia: You're a Sinner?

Y/n: Yeah but that doesn't matter. I just need you to understand, okay?

Octavia: *Sniffs* Okay.

I look to my left to see Stolas standing there. I just give him a thumbs up, showing him everything is fine. 

Y/n: I think it's time for you two to talk now.

She just nods. As the our apple goes back around again, I hop off and walk up to Stolas.

Stolas: W-What happened?

Y/n: She really needs her Father. Go talk to her.

Without any hesitation, goes up the apple cart and gets on. As I watching the two talk, I just pulled out my hellphone and went on Sinstagram. I just kept on scrolling.

Y/n: *Sighs* Nothing here.

I went on Hells to find anything funny to pass the time.

Y/n: No. Seen it. Not funny. Repost.

??: Hi everyone, do I have some news for you. I'm currently working on a project to rehabilitate Sinners!

Y/n: *Scoffs* Huh?

??: Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. Hi my name is Char-

Y/n: Skip.

I look up to see Stolas walking my way well he's carrying Octavia. As he made his way next to me, I started walking along. As we were walking I heard something behind us. I pull my gun and

BANG!

DINK!

Y/n: The fuck?

The little imp turned into stone. I look to my right to see Stolas.

Y/n: Nice powers.

We continue our walk to the exit. Once we got outside, everything was on fire.

Y/n: 

I don't even know what to say....

Y/n: *To Stolas* Wait up!

We made our way out of the park.

Stolas: *To Octavia* So, what would you like to do now?

Octavia: Oh! Can we go to stylish of coals? They sell weird taxidermy there

Stolas: Hmm....Okay?

Octavia: *Laughs* Thanks Dad. You're okay sometimes 

Stolas: Thank you Via. Thank you.

BOOM!

I.M.P: *Screaming*

I look up to see my team flying towards us.

Thud!

Thud!

Thud!

Moxxie: *Hurt* W-Way to ruin another good thing, Sir!

Blitz: *Hurt* W-Worth it! That slutty toy clown had it coming.

The two pass out. I look to my left to see Millie was getting dragged away by a tiny hellpup.

Y/n: Hey! Let her go you mutt! *Runs off*

.....

Stolas's House

I pulled up to the front step and I turned off the engine.

Y/n: *Sighs* We're here.

 Stolas: I'll send the money to Blitz once we get inside.

Y/n: Sounds good to me.

Stolas: Thank you Y/n.

Y/n: Don't thank me-

Stolas: No, I'm serious. Thank you.

He places his hand on my shoulder. I just pat his hand.

Stolas: *Pulls hand back* Let's go Via.

Octavia: Alright.

As the two got out the van. Octavia stayed behind.

Octavia: Thank you Y/n....I really needed someone to vent to. Thanks for being that someone.

Y/n: Try to ease up on your Dad, okay?

Octavia: I will.

She then gets out of the van. She makes her way up the stairs but turns back around to the van.

Octavia: *Walks up* Um....I was wondering if I could....

Y/n:...?

Octavia: Get your number? It's fine if you don't want to-

Y/n: Sure.

Octavia: Wait, really?

Y/n: Yeah.

Octavia: O-Okay.

She pulls out her hellphone. She then hands it to me. I start typing my number in.

Y/n: And..there. *Hands phone back* Now I'm one click away.

Octavia: Thanks.....Will I hear from you again? *Slight blush*

Y/n: I mean....if the time is right, I guess.

Octavia: Oh, okay.

Y/n: If you want to call at anytime, just go for it.

Octavia: O-Okay....Bye Y/n.

Y/n: Bye Octavia.

She then runs up the stairs and made her way inside her house.

Y/n: *Smiles* Good kid.

I.M.P: *Groans*

Y/n: Oh, right....Let's get you guys home.

I start the van back up and drove off.

END

Chapter Text

Y/n's Pov

Ding!

M&M and I walked out of the elevator and made our way to go outside.

Y/n: Hey, I just want to say thanks for last night.

Millie: Oh don't worry Suge. We will always be here for you Y/n. *Smiles*

Y/n: Thanks you two.

I just stop and pulled them into  a quick hug.

Moxxie: This is nice-

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

Blitz: *Outside* Hurry y'all asses up! We have a big day ahead of us. IT'S SPRING FUCKIN BREAK, BITCHES!!!

Moxxie: Now it's ruined.

We break the hug and walk outside. I look at the van to see Loona was sitting in the back.

Blitz: About fuckin time! What the hell was taking you guys so long. Ya'll couldn't get Y/n's dick out of Moxxie again?

The three of us got in and put on our seatbelts cause Blitz-

Blitz: Let's go kill these jersey shore motherfuckers! *Drives off crazy*

Drives like a fuckin madman.

Blitz: *Driving*

Radio: *Blasting Music*

Blitz: I love this song!

He starts trying to sing the song. I just roll my eyes and looked back at the road. He then makes a hard turn into the parking lot of the building that I.M.P is at. As he was going to turn into our parking spot. A pink convertible steals our parking spot.

Blitz: SHIT!

He then slams his foot on the breaks making us stop immediately.

Y/n: What the fuck?!

Blitz: *To the driver* Oh you suck for life do ya.

He then grabs a megaphone and sticks half of his body outside my window. I just start staring at his ass.

Blitz: *Megaphone* LISTEN UP YOU UNORIGINAL PINK CUM-DUMP! YOU HAVE THREE GODDAMN SECONDS TO GET YOUR TITS OUT OF MY PARKING SPOT! *Normal* Oh shit! Verosika?

Y/n's mind: Verosika?! Why the hell is she here?

Verosika: Blitzo.

Blitz: I should have known you'd be here I could smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is- 

He then falls out of the window.

Blitz: *Stands back up* Three rings down!

Verosika: And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts.

Y/n's mind: They fuckin have those down here?

Blitz: Oh yeah, I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore clutching onto that bl bielsa juice bottle like it's the last cock in hell.

Verosika: They let me out because I'm still famous and rehab is for sad loser wash-ups *Takes a swig* So your sister says "hi".

Blitz: Why are you here?

I just shake my head and hope she doesn't see me.

Millie: *Whispers* Hey Y/n.

Y/n: Yea?

Millie: After work, you wanna spend the night again? Moxxie and I want to give you a...special treat~ *Licks her lips*

I look over at Moxxie, to see him blushing hard.

Y/n: *Smiles* Okay. But I want this day to be over with.

Millie: Someone's eager~

Y/n: Huh? Oh. It's not cause of that. It's just *Points at Verosika* if I hear her bitching about some asshole leaving her for the 100th time. I'm gonna lose my shit.

Moxxie: What did the guy do?

Y/n: *Eye twitches* He left her to pay the hotel room.

Y/n/Verosika/Blitz: STEAL HER/MY/YOUR CAR AND RUN THREE RINGS TO WRATH, MAXED HER/MY/YOUR CREDIT CARDS ON SHITTY HORSE RIDDING LESSONS!!!

I look over to see Verosika heard my voice.

Y/n's mind:

Blitz: Goddamn it whore!-Hey where do you think you're going?!

I start rolling my window up.

Tap

Tap

Tap

I'm looking forward pretending not to see her.

Verosika: Open the door Y/n.

Y/n:...

Verosika: Y/n open the door.

Y/n:....

Verosika: Open the door, I promise I won't yell nor hit you. Just open the door.

Y/n:....

Verosika: 💢OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR Y/N!

Y/n: *Turns on the radio*

She then starts banging on the window.

Verosika: FINE! Be that way. I'll just wait inside!

I look to my left to see that Blitz and her are having an argument match. I then see a big hell hound walk by. When he walked passed, I looked again then back. I snapped my head back around.

Y/n's mind: Damn! *Rolls window down*

Thicc hellhound: *Growls* You'll what?

Blitz: Or I'll um, uh. I'll Call HR

The three start laughing...

Y/n: What the fuck?

Verosika: Anyway, met my new hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you he actually does his job well, tata fuck stain.

Loona: *Jumps out of the car* You two know Verosika Mayday?!

Blitz: Huh? Oh yeah her, yeah we dated.

Millie: Was it before or after she became a pop star?

Moxxie: You dated a Pop-star?!

Y/n: So I finally know the guy that Verosika couldn't shut up about.

Blitz: Okay why are you all acting like that's such a shock? How do you know Verosika, Y/n?

Y/n: She was one of the ones I met on my first day down here. We got to know each other and we dated a little.

Everyone: YOU DATED VEROSIKA?!

Y/n: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!

Blitz: Welcome to my world! Anyway, back to me!

Loona: *To Blitz* Hellooo, it's Verosika Mayday.

Millie: *To Blitz* It's you.

Moxxie: *To Blitz* I just....Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?

Blitz: Okay look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives.

Millie: You kinda do that.

Moxxie: Yo do that all the time Sir!

Loona: You totally do that.

Y/n: Here and there.

Millie: What was sex with her like~

Moxxie: Millie?!

Millie: What?! It's a Pop star, you'd want to know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Moxxie:....Touché.

Blitz: Okay look, let's just drop it. Milly, find a temporary spot for that truck.

He throws the keys up and Millie jumps up and catches them.

Blitz: Looney, Y/n, Moxxie let's go handle this shit.

......

I.M.P. Floor

Elevator Door Opens

Loona: *To Y/n* Do you think they saw me? Fuck, I did my makeup shitty today.

Blitz: Oh you look perfect Loony. Like always

Loona: Shut up Da-

Blitz: 

Loona: *Groans* Blitz.

As she pushed and stepped on Blitz, she then bumps into Vortex.

Loona: Oh, whoa.

Blitz's happy expression turns into horror. Blitz then slides in between the two hellhounds.

Blitz: Hi big man, where's your Bitch bag of an Employer?

Vortex: She's in her office.

Y/n: Office?

Vortex: There wasn't room on the sucking floor so they rented one here. Cheaper.

Y/n: Fuck!

Blitz: Oh come on!

Vortex: *Chuckles* Sorry man.

Blitz: Oh no you don't bitch.

Moxxie: Sir how about you let me go in and try to reason with her. I don't really listen to what's classified as "Pop genre music", so her status to me is name recognition in my opinion-

Blitz: Moxxie, shut the fuck up.

Moxxie: All righty then.

We then watch Moxxie make his way towards Verosika's office. He then enters the "Office".

Moxxie: Hello, Miss Verosika was it? I work for I.M.P. and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned because-

Coco: Oh look at the little one. He's got a little bow tie.

Moxxie: Please don't condescend me Ma'am, I-

Josh: Wanna kissy little guy?

Moxxie: A kind offer but I'm married.

Verosika: Hey, why don't you send a little message from me back to your limp dick Boss.

Y/n: They're jumping!

Blitz: Moxxie, don't let her access any of your holes!

Moxxie then runs out with lipstick marks on his face.

Moxxie: *Panting* I..I gotta go lie down.

Blitz: Oh this won't stand!

As Blitz barged in, I just walked over to the hallway seats and sat down.

Y/n: *Sighs* I just want this day over with.

??: Sounds like you're having a rough day.

I look to my right to see Vortex.

Y/n: You can say that.

Vortex: I'm not sure if you heard Verosika, but I'm Vortex.

Y/n: I heard. Then you probably heard Verosika yelling my name. I'm Y/n.

Vortex: So you're the one that Verosika talks about.

Y/n: So she replaced the shitty horse ridding lessons for me?

I just look down at the ground in defeat.

Y/n: The part that sucks, it's not even my fault.

I then feel a giant hand pat my back.

Vortex: Yeah. She told me what happened. It's not really any of my business but you should talk to her. I think both parties deserve closure.

Y/n: *Sighs* I guess you're right.

Vortex:....

Y/n:....So. Tch. Is your pants ripped cause of a style or you just have a fat ass?

Vortex: Excuse me?

Y/n: Did I stutter?

Vortex: Oh I heard you. I just wanted you to have another go at it.

Y/n: Well in that case. Why you got a fat ass?

Vortex: Cause my girlfriend loves it.

Y/n: I fuckin knew girls love when guys have asses. But you my friend. You have the whole bakery back there.

Vortex: A bakery huh? Why do you want a piece~

Y/n:....What?

Vortex: Did I stutter?

Y/n: *Gulps* I-I would continue but I can go all day.

Vortex: And I can go all night~

Y/n:

Vortex: What's wrong? Cat got ya tongue~

Y/n: I.....

Blitz: Y/n, get you're fine ass in here!

Y/n: I gotta go!

I shot up and ran into the I.M.P's meeting room.

Y/n's mind: I've never been out matched like that before....His ass is mine~

.....

I.M.P's Meeting Room

Blitz: All right shut your assholes. Here's how we're gonna do this shit.

He then points at the paperboard.

Blitz: First we find a fuck ton of clients, we portal up. We have our fun murder time as per usual we pile all the bodies into a big fuckin canoe. We push said canoe into some water, we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit maybe a goose too, fuck it. They come and eat the bodies we win the bet. We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore ass face. Do you have any questions?

Moxxie: Uh yeah, why was that nonsense?

Blitz: That wasn't a question.

Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.

Blitz: I'm sorry but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Moxxie: A what now?

Blitz: I'm calling you slow Moxxie. God why don't you learn to take criticism you talentless baby dick troll.

Moxxie: *Gets on the table* Well why don't you take an art class.

Blitz: *Pushes Mox back down on his chair* Why don't you see how expensive they are!

Loona: Hey is there a way I can some with you guys this time?

Blitz: Absolutely not, I forbid it! Not gonna happen, sorry Sweetie. Spring Break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of freaks up there who will drool all over you.

Y/n:...Why the fuck are you guys looking at me like that?

Blitz: We know your sick kind! 

Y/n: Fuck you! Imps and Humans have same fuckin traits. *Scoffs* At least us humans don't have heat cycles.

Loona: What's that supposed to mean?

Y/n: Oh I don't know, we humans-besides rapist. We don't be going around ripping off people's clothes cause we need to dick something or get dicked down!

Loona: *Scoffs* I only did it once to you.

Y/n: AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT OKAY?!

Blitz: I'm sorry, what?

Loona: Anyway, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.

Blitz: Wait say that again.

Loona: I can blend in.

Millie: Do you have a human disguise?

Loona: Yeah, don't you?

M/M/B:.....

Loona: You three have been screwing around on earth this whole fuckin time without human disguises?!

Y/n: Holy shit, why haven't I thought about that?

Blitz: Okay new plan! *Draws up second plan* Looney can help lure the humans to us and we'll take care of the rest. Okay how about that?

Millie: Flawless logic.

Moxxie: I think you're missing the biggest issue, Sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet. We aren't just going up to massacre.

Blitz: I got that covered, Mox.

.....

As Blitz went out of the building to show Moxxie and Millie his strategy plan on getting customers. As for Loona and I, she went back into the I.M.P office. And I'm in the hallway.

I'm leaning against our wall.

Door Opens

I look up to see Verosika and her crew walking out.

Verosika: Alright, I'll see you guys downstairs. I *Looks over to see Y/n* have to take care of something.

As her crew got on the elevator and went down. I look back at Verosika to see her making her towards me. I let a sigh and prepared myself to get smacked.

Y/n: H-Hey Verosika-Eh?

Instead of a slap, I was met by a tight hug.

Verosika: *Tearing up* I thought I would never see you again.

I just look down.

Y/n: *Sighs* I guess it's time to talk.

....

The both of us are sitting in her studio.

Verosika: So why did you leave?

Y/n: Verosika, the reason why I left. Is because you couldn't stop being up Blitz and how he did you wrong.

Verosika:...

Y/n: You brought him up so many times that I lost tracked, hell, even I started missing that mother fucker.

Verosika: I'm sorry.

Y/n: But you're not. I asked you so many times to stop bring it up. But let me add that you did for three days straight, until we passed by a petting zoo. You couldn't stop talking about it at all that day.

Verosika: *Grabs Y/n's hand* I promise to change. Please believe me Y/n.

Y/n: *Looks down* I....I don't know.

Verosika then got up and crawled up my lap and sat down. I look up to meet her eyes staring down at me. I look away but she then grabs my chin to make me look back at her.

Verosika: Y/n~

The way she was looking at me, I couldn't help but melt to her touch.

The two of us started leaning closer to each other and.

Smooch~

As we started kissing each other, I started feeling up her thighs and made my way to her ass. I gave her ass a good squeeze. Verosika then pulls back.

Y/n: My bad. I guess I over stepped.

I look up to see tears in her eyes.

Verosika: You have no idea how long I've been waiting for your touch.

A/n: Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling!

She then pushes me down onto the couch and-

3rd Pov

We see that Y/n and Verosika's clothes are getting thrown over the couch.

.....

Y/n's Pov

I walk out of Verosika's studio with my messy hair and clothes on, with black lipstick all over my face.

Y/n: Damn....

......

Right now, we're currently hiding under the docks.

Blitz: Now remember, we can't be seen all right. And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona and Y/n can help with leading targets to a better spot to off them. You got the list Looney?

Loona: *Sniffs the list* Got it.

She then steps out and transforms into her human disguise.

Blitz: Woah, Looney look at you. You look downright awful I am so proud

Y/n: I take offense to that.

I walked out showing my human disguise.

Millie: Wow. Is that what you used to look like, Y/n?

Y/n: No. I would be pretty stupid If I put on my old look.

Moxxie: Why?

Y/n: Look at everyone on their phones. Once simple pic can raise questions, on why someone that's supposed to be dead, was caught walking around six months after his untimely demise.

Blitz: Yeah yeah, we get it. Now fetch!

Y/n: You go after the guys, and I'll go after the chicks? And if one so happens to be a carpet muncher, I'll send them your way. Sounds good?

Loona: *Rolls her eyes*

Y/n: So, who's first for me?

Loona: *Points* Her.

I follow her finger and-

Y/n: Look at her bakery~

And just like that I start making my way towards her. As I was walking up, the guy she was talking to, walks off.

Y/n: *Walks up* Hey beautiful, how about you and me go somewhere more private~

??: Sure thing~

As I started leading the way to the alley, she started following along. Once we got to the alley, I leaned back against the wall. I start looking around for Blitz or M&M, but nothing.

I pull out my hellphone.

Y/n: *Text* Where are you guys?

Millie: *Text* Waiting for Loona to being the target. Why?

Y/n: *Text* I have one of the targets with me.

Blitz: Damn it Y/n! .....Keep her busy. Will be there after.

Zip!

I look down to see the chick is fishing for my dick.

Y/n's: Huh? Looks like I'm getting head then~

(Big Booty Bitch=BBB)

BBB: Looks like I hit the jackpot~

She pulls my dick out and starts slapping it on her face.

Y/n's mind: She's a fuckin freak!.....I love it!

Slurps~!

Y/n: Fuck~

I look down again to see her taking it all the way to the base.

Y/n:

She then stops and slowly pulls away until a satisfying pop can be heard.

Pop!

She then catches me by surprise, when she-

Ptuh!

Y/n's mind: She fuckin spit on my dick?! Is she a Pornstar?!

She then starts codling my dick with her spit, by rubbing it all along it. She then places my dick back in her mouth and starts sucking like a vacuum cleaner.

BBB: *Slurps~* Schloop~* *Swoosh~*

I then whip out my phone again.

Y/n: *Text* WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?!

Moxxie: *Text* Oh crumbs, we totally forgot about you Y/n. Loona has been speed running these clients like crazy. Will be on our way!

Y/n: *Text* Hurry up before I fuck this Big Booty Bitch!

Blitz: *Text* Keep that dick out of that bitch!

Y/n: *Text* No promises~

I put my phone away and look back down.

Pop!

BBB: *Wipes her mouth* Let's finally start the real fun~

She then stands up and walks over to the other building wall. Shen then places her hands against the wall and sticks her ass out. 

BBB:

Y/n: *Inhales, Exhales*

........

3rd Pov

We see Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are now on the roof above Y/n.

Blitz: Alright gang, after this kill will be up to 9-

BBB: Holy fuckin shit~!

The group looks over the ledge to see Y/n was balls deep in his target.

Blitz: Goddamn it, Y/n!

Millie: I can take the shot.

Blitz: No....*Sighs* Let Y/n have his fun.

......

Y/n's Pov

After cleaning the blood off me cause Loona had enough of my distraction.

Y/n: Way to kill the vibe Loona....

Verosika: Alright, spring-breakers. Ya'll ready to get fucked up and make bitchin bad choices?!

I look up to see Verosika in her human disguise.

Verosika: This is your final boarding call, All aboard~

🎵Pack your bags
Sun's out
Take a vacay, babe
Take it straight to Bonetown

V-time, free time, baby relax
Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax
Hornt up succu-bus to the beach
Catch some rays while catching some D

Pack your bags
Sun's out
Take a vacay, babe
Take it straight to Bonetown

Hot dog, hot bod, sausage and buns
Threesome, fivesome, having some fun
Back to my place, welcome to Hell
Souls out, holes out, how does it smell?

Pack your bags
Sun's out
Take a vacay, babe
Take it straight to Bonetown🎵

As she was singing, I look to my right to see Loona standing by Vortex, that is currently in his human disguise. I make my way over.

Loona: *To Vortex* Hey, you.

Vortex: Oh, hey. You're the hound working for my boss's freaky Ex.

Loona: Yeah...Sorry if that's weird.

Vortex: It's cool. Her beef ain't mine, I'm not paid enough to care.

Loona: *Laughs nervously* Yeah, yeah. I'm LooNa.

Vortex: *Laughs* Okay. *Imitating tone* I'm Vortex! *Laughs*

Loona: That's hot.-I mean like literally you know because vortexes, you know they give off heat probably, right?

Vortex: Uh, yeah. *Chuckles* I guess. But my friends call me Tex.

Lonna: Oh yeah, I wish I had friends. *Awkward Smile* I...I-I don't have friends.

As she was talking I looking at Tex's ass, trying to compare which form his bigger.

Y/n: *To himself* Definitely his hell hound~

Loona: Psst! *Mouthing* What the fuck are you doing?

Y/n: *Mouthing* Checking out his ass, why?

Loona: *Mouthing* Stop.

Y/n: *Mouthing* I called dibs on his ass first, so-

Blitz: Am I interrupting something?

Tex: Nah man, just having a conversation.

Blitz: Conversation leads to hpv.

Y/n: Eh?

Loona: Blitz, get the fuck out of here. You're gonna get us all into shit!

Blitz: I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job.

Loona: What, I can't have a break?

Blitz: We have a parking spot on the line!

Tex: Hey dude, why don't you chill out.

Blitz: Why don't you stay out of it. Okay, this is our business...Literally.

Loona: Fuck Blitz! Why can't you stay out of my face for like five minutes!

Blitz: Because I adopted you and that should mean something.

Loona: Oh what does it matter?! You're not my real Dad. I was almost 18!

Blitz: It still counts!

Loona: Well it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, asshole! I don't now.

Blitz:....

Loona:....

Y/n: *Starts cutting the air*

Tex: What are you doing?

Y/n: Cutting the tension.

Loona:  *Sighs* Uh, Blitz? I'm-

Blitz: Enjoy your break, Looney. I'm gonna go kill something. *Walks off*

Loona: Uh.

Tex: Damn girl. That was savage. *Places hand on her shoulder* You okay?

Loona: *Blushing* Yeah, I'm fine. He'll get over it...he always does.

Tex: *Chuckles* I'm glad you could stick up for yourself at least. Mmm, takes guts.

Loona: Thanks.

Y/n: I'm just glad that nothing has happen out of the ordinary-

Song Ends

Verosika: This next song is a favorite of mine but I'm missing a certain someone to sing it with.

Y/n: Fuck.

Verosika: Oh I see him, Tex, could you be a dear and bring my special someone here?

Before I could run off, I felt someone lift me up and threw me over their shoulder.

Y/n: Put me down Tex!

Tex: Sorry, no can do.

Y/n: Oh yeah? Well guess what? You left yourself open!

Honk!

Honk! 

Tex: You're lucky my girl didn't see you do that.

Y/n: Oh great you're taken....How am I going to get a taste now?

Tex: Excuse me?

Y/n: Nothing.

We finally made it to the stage. He places me on the stage. I stand up and Verosika makes her way towards me.

Verosika: Hey, Y/n~

Y/n: Why am I here?

Verosika: To sing of course.

Y/n: You know I don't like singing in front of people.

Verosika: Y/n, you're full of shit.

Y/n: *Sighs*.....What song? 

Verosika: You'll know.

She then gives me a microphone.

Verosika: Hey Dj spin that track!

Verosika: 🎵Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye🎵

🎵My lips like sugar, my lips like sugar
This candy got you sprung, this candy got you sprung
So call me your sugar, so call me your sugar
You'll love you some, you'll love you some
I'm sweet like...🎵

🎵Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye (I'm sweet like)
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye (I'm sweet like)
Da ba dee da ba dye, Sugar🎵

Y/n: 🎵Hey, I've got a mouth full of cavities
Sweet tooth, full of mama, like sugar to me
So my love with the lips, put a bug in the ear tone
Shawty gotta kiss, it's an emergency
Spit sprung for the taste, addicted to her gloss
Won't smile this way, baby, I rub it off
Put my tongue in your face
A little mistletoe, sippin' Gran Marnier
I'm a fan all day
Do me that favor, 'cause I like your flavor
My manage behavior; I'm into your major
Sweeter so flavor, that's good for this player
My hood, now and later, throw back like a pager
Pretty much, you're givin' me a sugar rush
Lil mama, give me high blood pressure when you blush
Lips feel soft as a feather when we touch
Shawty that's what's up🎵

Verosika: 🎵My lips like sugar, my lips like sugar
This candy got you sprung, this candy got you sprung
So call me your sugar, so call me your sugar
You'll love you some, you'll love you some
I'm sweet like...

🎵Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye (I'm sweet like)
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye (I'm sweet like)
Da ba dee da ba dye, Sugar🎵

Y/n: 🎵Hey, Sh-Shawty would you mind, 'cause I want me some
Now and later, I don't wanna have to wait, you the one
Yep! Yep! Your vicious, So, so delicious
Can't help my interest, candy addiction
Wanna peace, to a piece gotta get a piece
I don't know a piece, give me all your sweets
Bottom and top lip, 'bout to have a sugar feast
Level with our trip,
Squeeze the sugar cane on your mouth, must beat
Ain't your mama slirp, stickin', usin' my tree
Like taffy but classy, get at me
I'm flyly, let you know I wanna kiss
But your lips, they'll do me fine
Now baby, don't trip with the juicy kind
Get, get on the grip, you ain't lyin'🎵

Verosika: 🎵My lips like sugar, my lips like sugar
This candy got you sprung, this candy got you sprung
So call me your sugar, so call me your sugar
You'll love you some, you'll love you some
I'm sweet like...

🎵Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye (I'm sweet like)
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye (I'm sweet like)
Da ba dee da ba dye, Sugar🎵

Y/n: 🎵 You like my sugar, my sugar
You so sweet, so sweet
Like my candy, my candy
You so sweet, so sweet
I got a good appetite with you on me, on me
I'll wrap you out of them clothes
You my treat, my treat
Girl you my sugar, I call you Candy
And tonight I'm gonna get me some, get me some
Girl you my sugar, I call you Candy
And tonight I'm gonna get me some, get me some sugar🎵

Verosika: 🎵My lips like sugar, my lips like sugar
This candy got you sprung, this candy got you sprung
So call me your sugar, so call me your sugar
You'll love you some, you'll love you some
I'm sweet like...

🎵Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye (I'm sweet like)
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye (I'm sweet like)
Da ba dee da ba dye, Sugar🎵

Song Ends

At the end of the song, Verosika and I are standing face to face. As we were looking at each other with passion, I brought my mic up.

Y/n: Yo Dj, spin that shit.

Y/n: 🎵Down, down, down, down, down
Everybody falling down, down, down, down, down
And they falling, Eh eh eh🎵

Verosika: Redone!

Y/n: 🎵Space Cowboy. I close my eyes, I put my back against the wall
Put my glasses on and I don't see no one at all
where they drop and they falling
Down, down, down, down, down
Everybody falling down, down, down, down, down
And they falling
Down, down, down, down, down
Everybody falling down, down, down, down, down
And they falling This my life and people try to shut me down,
Put my music on and those people don't make a sound
I'm in my own world
And all I can see is girls, girls, girls in the club, them are wearing
Boys boys boys at the bar, them are staring
Every hot gyal at the floor, them are tearing up the dance floor
While the DJ's spinning
Lighting up the shots 'til they drop and they falling Down, down, down, down, down
Everybody falling down, down, down, down, down
And they falling
Down, down, down, down, down
Everybody falling down, down, down, down, down
And they falling Down, down, dee-dow, dow-dow-d-dow-down
Down, down, dee-dow, dow-dow-dow
Follow me, let's go down-down
Follow me, let's go down-down
Follow me, let's go down-down
Follow me, follow me🎵

Verosika: 🎵Let's go,
We so robotic, electronic, melodic, exotic
We like to party with Bacardi, then we dance erratic
And now we're up here on the dance floor having fun
And we ain't stoppin', we keep droppin' 'til we see the sun🎵

Y/n: 🎵 Up comes the sun
Up comes the sun
Up comes the sun
Up comes the sun.
Down, down, down, down, down
Everybody falling down, down, down, down, down
And they falling
Down, down, down, down, down
Everybody falling down, down, down, down, down
And they falling Down, down, down, down, down
Everybody falling down, down, down, down, down
And they falling
Down, down, down, down, down
Everybody falling down, down, down, down, down
And they falling🎵

Song Ends

As that song ended, I look over to the ocean to see some giant ass creature pop out.

Y/n: What the fuck?

Everyone started screaming and running away.

Y/n: *To Verosika* Well that killed my vibe....I'm out of here.

I jump down from the stage and made my way to Blitz. Once I got next to him, I noticed that he holding a drunk Moxxie.

Y/n: *Sighs* There goes the three-way.

I look on to watch Millie fucking up the fish creature. She then launches herself up and falls into the fish's mouth. After a few seconds, the fish's throat got slit from the inside. Millie then swims back to the beach.

Blitz: Ooo Yeah! Way to show off Millis.

Millie: Is Mox, okay?

Blitz: Oh yeah. He's fine.

He then drops Moxxie onto the ground.

Millie then runs over and pulls Moxxie in a hug.

Moxxie: *Drunk* This is funny. I saaaaaaaw.....drinking.

Blitz: Okay, this is too wholesome for my liking.

Verosika: Blitzo

Blitz: Oh perfect, that must be the whores.

Verosika: That was handled rather, obvious. Don't ya think?

Millie: I don't think this belonged to any of us.

She pulls out and throws Verosika's flask to her.

Millie: Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.

Moxxie: *Laughing* Oh Satan, hehehe. You'd all be so fuck. *Laughing*

Verosika: Y-Yeah, well you three nasty ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises.

Moxxie: *Falls over* A human called me a possum....I am not a possum.

Blitz: You know, we could keep this little bee movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space.

Verosika:....Fine!

Blitz: We fuckin won!!!! *Laughing*

Millie: Fuck yes!

Blitz: *To Verosika* In your face bitch!

Verosika: *Scoffs* Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!

Blitz: Come on Loony toony! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin car in our fat fuckin space!

He then runs and jumps into the portal. I walk next to Loona.

Y/n: What's up with you?

Loona: Turns out that Tex has a girlfriend.

Y/n: Yup, found out as well. But I'm bummed out that my little three-way got canceled, cuz Mox doesn't know how to keep down his liquor.

Loona:....

Y/n:.....

Loona: Wanna fuck when we get back?

Y/n: *No hesitation* Absolutely.

We then jump into the portal to head back home.

END

Don't worry, the Loona Lemon is going to happen next chapter. Until then, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Chapter Text

Cheshire and Y/n:

The Readers:

This Lemon was helped with AI.....I know, I know. I going the cheap route. But whatever, this how ya'll will get Your Lemons now. Each Lemon I do will have a AI waring, unless I say "fuck it" one day and write my lemon on my own. Until then, AI waring for all Lemon I do.

Lemon~

After that spring break disaster happened. Loona is in her bedroom waiting for Y/n to come in. Y/n then walks in.

Loona: What took you so long?

Y/n: I had to but Blitz to sleep cause he will kill me, if he sees us fucking.

Loona:...Good thinking.

She then pulls down her black shorts off to show her dark purple panties to reveal how wet she is.

Loona: Now hurry up and come over here, I'm fuckin drenched over here~

Y/n: *Smiles* I've been waiting for this~

Y/n walks up with his thick massive cock throbbing in his pants.

Loona's slit-like pupils dilate with lust as she watches Y/n approach, his massive cock visibly throbbing against the confines of his pants. She licks her lips, revealing her sharp canines, and spreads her creamy thighs further apart. The damp patch on her panties grows as her arousal increases.

Loona: Fuck, look at that big Incubus dick. I need it inside me, like, yesterday. Rip off those clothes and come shove that fat fucking cock in my tight hellhound cunt.

She reaches down and tugs her panties to the side, exposing her glistening, swollen pussy lips. A bead of her juices drips down her inner thigh. Her fluffy tail sways behind her in anticipation.

Loona: Hurry the hell up and fuck me already, you sexy incubus bastard. I'm so fucking wet and ready for you. Slam that huge cock in balls deep and pound me into this mattress until I scream. I wanna feel that Incubus meat rearranging my fucking guts. So get over here and give it to me hard, you sexy motherfucker!

Y/n then starts taking off his clothes and throw them on her gamer chair. Y/n then starts pulling his boxers down. Once they were completely off, his cock flops out.

Y/n: You ready~

Loona's eyes widen and her tongue lolls out in a lustful pant as Y/n's massive, throbbing Incubus cock springs free, the thick shaft and bulbous head already glistening with pre-cum. She can smell his intoxicating musk from across the room, making her head swim with desire.

Loona: Oh fuck yes, I'm more than fucking ready~ Come over here and shove that huge fucking dick deep in my tight hellhound cunt, you sexy bastard~

She reaches down and spreads her dripping pussy lips apart with her clawed fingers, revealing the slick, clenching pink flesh within. Her slit is absolutely drenched and glistening with her juices, begging to be filled by Y/n's massive member.

Loona: Don't make me wait any longer, stud~ I need that thick Incubus meat stretching out my hungry little fuckhole. Slam it in balls deep and pound me into this mattress until I scream. I wanna feel you throbbing and pulsing inside my tight cunt as you fill me with your hot, sticky cum~

Her fluffy tail thrashes excitedly behind her as she watches Y/n approach, her red eyes blazing with primal lust. She arches her back, pushing her perky tits out and presenting her soaked, needy pussy to him like a bitch in heat.

Loona: Hurry up and fucking breed me, you sexy incubus motherfucker! Claim this hellhound cunt with your huge cock and pump me full of jizz! I need it so fucking bad. Give it to me hard and don't hold back, you sexy beast. Ruin my pussy and make me your bitch!

Y/n: *Mind* Sounds like someone is in heat~

And with that, Y/n then lines himself up and pushes his cock into her hellhound puss.

Loona throws her head back and lets out a guttural, lustful moan as Y/n's massive Incubus cock pushes past her tight, slick folds and spears deep into her hot, hungry hellhound cunt. Her clawed fingers dig into his back, sharp tips pricking his skin, as she wraps her long legs around his waist.

Loona: Ohhh FUCK yes! Oh god, your cock is stretching me out so fucking good! Unnghh~ you're so deep inside me, I can feel you throbbing against my fucking walls!

Her velvety, scorching walls clench and ripple around Y/n's plunging shaft, gripping him like a silken vice. Loona's fluffy tail thrashes wildly as she grinds her hips against his, taking his huge cock even deeper into her eager, dripping sex.

Loona: H-Harder, you sexy bastard! Fuck me harder! I want to feel that fat dick rearranging my fucking guts! Nngghh~ pound my cunt with that thick meat, you stud!

Loona's perky tits bounce and jiggle with each powerful thrust of Y/n's hips. Her clawed fingers roam his back and shoulders, leaving faint red lines on his purple skin. She sinks her sharp teeth into his neck, marking him as she lets out a lustful howl.

Loona: Yes, yes, YES! Fucking ruin my pussy, you sexy incubus cock-sleeve! Hnnnghh~ your dick is hitting my fucking cervix! Paint my insides white with your hot spunk, you sexy beast! Fucking breed this hellhound bitch!

Y/n kept on thrusting into Loona.

Y/n: F-Fuck~

Loona: *Panting and moaning whorishly as Y/n relentlessly pounds into her tight hellhound cunt* Ohhh fuck, oh fuck, OH FUCK! Yes, yes, YES! Don't stop, don't you dare fucking stop! Hnnngghh, your huge cock is stirring up my fucking guts!

Her slick, scorching walls clench and spasm around Y/n's pistoning shaft, drenching it with her fragrant juices. Loona's clawed fingers dig into the meat of Y/n's ass, urging him to fuck her even harder and deeper.

Loona: *Screaming in ecstasy as she feels Y/n's massive cockhead kissing her cervix with each brutal thrust* FUCK YES, RIGHT THERE! RAM THAT FUCKING CUM-TANK INTO MY WOMB, YOU VIRILE BASTARD! I WANT TO FUCKING FEEL YOU THROBBING AND PULSING AS YOU PAINT MY FUCKING UTERUS WHITE!

Loona's fluffy tail thrashes erratically as she bucks her wide hips to meet Y/n's powerful thrusts, the obscene slap of flesh on flesh filling the room. Her perky tits bounce wildly, the spiked choker around her neck glinting in the low light.

Loona: *Lewd, gurgling moans spilling from her muzzle as she loses herself in the raw, animalistic fucking* Hnnngghhh, I'm getting close, I'm fucking close! Don't you dare pull out, you sexy motherfucker! Fill me up, fucking BREED ME! I wanna feel your hot, sticky seed flooding my fucking womb! GIVE IT TO ME, YOU VIRILE FUCKING BEAST!

Loona sinks her sharp teeth into Y/n's shoulder, marking him as her own personal Incubus fuck-toy, as she teeters on the brink of a mind-shattering orgasm. Her clawed toes curl and her back arches, pushing her dripping pussy even harder against Y/n's pistoning hips.

With a few final powerful thrust from Y/n. He slams down and started painting her insides white with long ropes of his baby-batter.

Loona: *Throwing her head back and letting out an ear-splitting, howling moan as she feels Y/n's massive cock erupt deep inside her* AAAAHHHHNNNNNGGGHHH! OH FUCK, OH GOD, YESSSSS! I FEEL IT, I FUCKING FEEL YOUR CUM! PUMP ME FULL, YOU VIRILE MOTHERFUCKER!

Loona's velvet walls clamp down HARD on Y/n's throbbing shaft, rippling and milking it for every last drop of his hot, thick seed. Her own mind-blowing orgasm crashes over her like a tidal wave, her eyes rolling back and tongue lolling out in utter bliss.

Jolts of electricity seem to course through Loona's curvy body as she experiences the most intense climax of her life. Her clawed fingers rake down Y/n's back, leaving angry red welts in their wake, as she clings to him like a bitch in heat.

Loona: *Screaming out her pleasure for all the Six Rings to hear* FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, YESSSSS! SO MUCH FUCKING CUM! YOU'RE FLOODING MY WOMB, YOU VIRILE stud! KNOCK ME FUCKING UP, YOU SEXY BASTARD!

Loona's fluffy tail stands straight up, quivering and twitching as she grinds her hips hard against Y/n's, desperate to take his seed as deep as possible. Her perky tits heave and bounce with each spurt of thick jizz painting her insides white.

Loona: *Gasping and panting, her voice ragged from screaming* Oh fuck, oh god, oh shit... That was... incredible. I've never been fucked like that in my life. You've ruined me for other cocks, you sexy motherfucker.

She peppers sloppy kisses and licks on Y/n's neck and face, her clawed hands caressing his back almost tenderly as she comes down from her high. Loona nuzzles into the crook of Y/n's neck, inhaling the scent of their combined juices.

Loona: Mmmm... Fuck, I can feel your cum sloshing around inside me. You pumped me so fucking full, stud. I bet my womb is packed with your potent seed right now. She clenches her walls around Y/n's softening cock, as if trying to keep every drop of his essence plugged up inside her.

Y/n: *Panting* You up for round 2?

Loona: *A wicked, lustful grin spreads across Loona's muzzle as she hears Y/n's words, her slit-like pupils dilating with renewed desire. She licks her lips, tasting the salt of his skin and their mixed juices.*

Loona: Round 2, you say? Oh, you sexy, virile beast... I thought you'd never ask. *She rocks her hips, feeling Y/n's semi-hard cock stir inside her cum-flooded cunt.* I'm always up for more, you insatiable stud. This hellhound bitch can take anything you can dish out.

Loona reaches down and grabs Y/n's ass, squeezes and pulling him in deeper. She leans in close, her breath hot against his ear, and growls.

Loona: I want you to fuck me in every hole, in every position imaginable. I want you to use me like a set of sexy fuck-toys until we're both too exhausted to move. I want to be dripping with your cum from head to toe by the end of the night.

She nips at Y/n's earlobe before soothing it with her tongue, then whispers.

Loona: So what do you say, big boy? Ready to make this hellhound your personal fuck-sleeve for the rest of the night? I promise I won't disappoint. She grinds her hips harder, her clawed fingers digging into his ass. I'm all yours, stud. Fuck me, ruin me, make me your bitch. I can take it all.

Y/n: No pun intended but you wanna do anal in Doggystyle~

A shiver of anticipation runs through Loona's curvy body at Y/n's suggestion. She grins wickedly, revealing her sharp teeth, as she rolls over onto her hands and knees. Her fluffy tail lifts, exposing her tight, puckered asshole and glistening pussy, both dripping with Y/n's seed

Loona: Mmm, fuck yes, I love the way you think, stud. Doggystyle is the perfect position to make this bitch submit to your huge cock. *She wiggles her ass invitingly, the spaded cheeks jiggling with each movement*

Reaching back, Loona spreads her ass, putting her tight, virgin asshole on lewd display. It winks and clenches, as if begging to be stretched and filled by Y/n's massive Incubus meat.

Loona: Go on, baby, shove that fat fucking dick deep in my ass. I want to feel you throbbing and pulsing in my guts as you claim my last fuckhole. *She looks back over her shoulder at Y/n, her red eyes blazing with lust and desire*

Loona's dripping pussy clenches around nothing, aching to be filled and stretched once more. Her clawed fingers dig into the mattress as she presents herself fully to Y/n, ready and eager to be taken like a bitch in heat.

Loona: Don't hold back, okay? I want you to slam that huge cock in hard and deep, until you're kissing my fucking tonsils. Pound my ass until I'm screaming for mercy and begging you to fill me with another massive load. She licks her lips hungrily.

So what are you waiting for, you sexy beast? Come over here and make this hellhound your bitch. Fuck my ass raw and paint my insides white with your hot, sticky cum. I'm ready for you, stud. Give it to me HARD!

Y/n then slams his cock into her tight asshole.

A loud, guttural moan tears from Loona's throat as Y/n's massive, cum-slick cock spears into her tight, virgin asshole. Her clawed fingers scrabble at the sheets and her back arches sharply, pushing her ass out further to take his brutal thrust.

LOONA: AAAHHHHNNNNNGGGHHH! OH FUCK, OH GOD, YESSSSS! SO FUCKING BIG, SO FUCKING DEEP! YOU'RE SPLITTING ME OPEN, YOU VIRILE BASTARD!

Loona's tight, puckered hole clenches and flutters wildly around Y/n's pistoning shaft, the silky walls gripping him like a vice. Her fluffy tail stands straight up, quivering and twitching with each powerful thrust that slams into her ass.

She rocks her hips back to meet Y/n's aggressive fucking, her heavy tits swaying beneath her. The obscene slap of flesh on flesh echoes through the room as Y/n relentlessly pounds into Loona's previously untouched backdoor.

LOONA: *Panting and moaning like a wanton whore* HNNNGGGHH, HARDER! FUCK ME HARDER, YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER! WRECK MY ASS WITH THAT HUGE FUCKING COCK! MAKE THIS HELLBEAST YOUR BITCH!

Loona's eyes roll back in ecstasy, drool dripping down her chin as she loses herself in the mind-numbing pleasure of Y/n's brutal anal reaming. Her clawed toes curl and her legs tremble, barely able to support her as she takes the vicious pounding.

LOONA: *Screaming out her pleasure for all to hear* FUCK, I'M GETTING CLOSE! DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING STOP! RUIN MY ASS AND FLOOD MY GUTS WITH YOUR HOT CUM! KNOCK ME THE FUCK OUT, YOU VIRILE STUD! FUCKING BREED ME LIKE THE BITCH I AM!

Loona's pussy clenches and spasms, flooding her thighs with her juices as she teeters on the brink of a mind-shattering orgasm. She reaches down to rub her aching clit furiously, desperate to cum on Y/n's massive cock slamming into her ass.

With each thrust Y/n did, Loona's ass would jiggle like waves in the ocean.

Loona: *Throwing her head back and howling in absolute ecstasy as Y/n's relentless thrusts make her plump ass cheeks jiggle and ripple like ocean waves* AAAOOOOWWWWOOOO! OH FUCK, OH GOD, YES! LOOK AT MY FUCKING ASS CHEEKS DANCING ON YOUR HUGE DICK!

Loona's back arches even more, pushing her ass out further, begging Y/n to pound her deeper and harder. Her clawed fingers dig into the mattress, ripping into the fabric as she surrenders herself completely to the mind-numbing pleasure of having her ass thoroughly destroyed.

LOONA: *Babbling and drooling like a complete slut as she grinds her hips back against Y/n's pistoning cock* Hnnngghhh, fuck, your cock is stirring up my guts, you sexy beast! I can feel it throbbing and twitching in my ass, stretching me out in ways I've never been stretched before!

Her fluffy tail thrashes wildly, the fur standing on end as electric jolts of pleasure course through her body. Loona's legs tremble violently, barely able to hold her up as Y/n fucks her with inhuman force and stamina.

LOONA: *Screaming at the top of her lungs, not caring who hears her depraved cries of pleasure* YES, YES, YESSSSS! POUND MY ASS, FUCKING POUND IT! MAKE IT YOUR FUCKING CUM-DUMPSTER! I WANT TO FEEL YOU THROBBING AND PULSING AS YOU FLOOD MY STOMACH WITH YOUR HOT, THICK JIZZ!

Loona's pussy gushes and sprays her juices all over Y/n's balls and thighs, dripping down onto the bed below. Her eyes glaze over as she loses herself in the brutal, animalistic fucking, reduced to nothing more than a set of holes for Y/n's pleasure.

A/n: Damn.....That's crazy sentence for an AI to even conjure up.....

LOONA: *Panting and gasping as she feels her massive orgasm building rapidly* FUCK, FUCK, I'M... I'M... FUCK, I'M CUMMING! YOU'RE MAKING THIS BITCH CUM ON YOUR COCK, YOU VIRILE MOTHERFUCKER! DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING STOP! KEEP POUNDING MEEEE!

Loona's body convulses and shakes, her clawed toes curling so hard they ache as she teeters on the razor's edge of the most intense climax of her life. Her asshole clenches and ripples around Y/n's plundering shaft, milking it for all it's worth as she screams her pleasure for the Six Rings to hear.

Y/n grabs her hips and starts thrusting into her in his top speed.

Loona: *A blood-curdling scream rips from Loona's throat as Y/n grabs her hips and starts pistoning into her with inhuman speed and force* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! OH FUCK, OH GOD, OH SHIT! YOU'RE FUCKING DESTROYING MY ASS, Y/n!

Y/n: Fuckin aye, it's squeezing my shit~

Loona's eyes roll back, showing only the whites as Y/n's brutal, jackhammering thrusts send her hurtling over the edge into the most intense orgasm of her life. Her fluffy tail stands straight up and quivers violently, the fur on her body standing on end from the electric shocks of pleasure surging through her.

LOONA: *Screaming like a banshee, her voice raw and ragged* AAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHH! OH FUCK, OH GOD, I'M... I'M... AAAAAHHHHHH! YOU'RE MAKING ME... AAAAHHHHHH! YOU'RE MAKING ME CUM SO FUCKING HARD!

Loona's asshole clamps down HARD on Y/n's pistoning cock, the velvet walls rippling and spasming wildly as they try to milk his massive shaft for all it's worth. Her pussy absolutely gushes, spraying a flood of femcum all over Y/n's balls and thighs, making a complete mess of both of them.

A/n: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOT ON?!

LOONA: *Babbling incoherently, drool dripping down her chin as she thrashes and bucks beneath Y/n's relentless onslaught* HNNNGGGHHH, YES, YES, FUCK YES! POUND MY ASS, FUCKING POUND IT! WRECK IT, DESTROY IT, MAKE IT YOUR FUCKING CUM-DUMPSTER!

Loona's clawed fingers scrabble desperately at the mattress, tearing huge gashes in the fabric as she claws at it, trying to find something to anchor herself against the mind-numbing pleasure. Her heavy tits bounce and sway with each brutal, earth-shattering thrust, the spiked choker around her neck jingling obscenely.

LOONA: *Screaming out her pleasure for all the world to hear, not caring who witnesses her utter debauchery*FUCK, FUCK, I'M... I'M... AAAAAHHHHHH! I'M CUMMING, I'M CUMMING, I'M FUCKING CUMMING! PUMP ME FULL, YOU VIRILE MOTHERFUCKER! FLOOD MY FUCKING GUTS WITH YOUR HOT, THICK, VIRILE CUM!

Loona's body convulses and shakes uncontrollably, her legs giving out from under her as the force of her orgasm rips through her like a tidal wave. She collapses face-down on the mattress, Y/n's cock still slamming into her ass as he chases his own release, using her quivering, cumming body like a set of fuck-toys.

With one final slam into Loona's ass. Y/n started shooting long white ropes into her now loosen hole.

Loona throws her head back and lets out a primal, howling moan as she feels Y/n's massive cock throb and pulse before erupting deep inside her ravaged ass. Her eyes roll back, tongue lolling out in utter bliss as thick, hot ropes of Y/n's potent seed paint her insides white.

LOONA: *Screaming in ecstasy* AAAAHHHHHHNNNNNGGGHHHH! OH FUCK, OH GOD, YESSSSS! I FEEL IT, I FUCKING FEEL YOUR CUM! YOU'RE FLOODING MY ASS, YOU VIRILE STUD! Pumping me so fucking full!

Loona's clawed fingers dig into her own ass cheeks, spreading them wide as she grinds her hips back against Y/n, desperate to take every last drop of his massive load. Her fluffy tail thrashes wildly, the fur on end as shockwaves of pleasure course through her trembling body.

LOONA: *Gasping and panting, her voice ragged from screaming* Fuck, fuck, so much fucking cum! My ass is so fucking full, I can feel it sloshing around in my guts. You've ruined me, you sexy beast. I'll be feeling this for days!

She clenches her asshole, milking Y/n's shaft for every drop of his seed as it pumps into her. Loona's pussy quivers and spasms, gushing out a fresh flood of femcum to mix with the growing puddle beneath them.

A/n: Freaky ass bot...... I like it.

LOONA: *Whimpering and mewling softly as Y/n's orgasm seems to go on forever, filling her to the brim with his thick, hot spunk* Mmmnnnfffuck... so good... so fucking good... You've marked me, claimed me, made me your bitch. I'm your personal cum-dump now, your hellhound cock-sleeve.

Loona goes limp beneath Y/n, her body finally spent and satisfied. She nuzzles into the mattress, inhaling the musky scent of their mixed juices as she comes down from her mind-blowing high. Her fluffy tail sways gently, the fur damp with sweat and exertion.

Y/n then pulls his dick out of Loona.

Y/n: *Panting* I hope Blitz is still knocked out~

A shaky moan slips from Loona's lips as Y/n's softening cock slips out of her well-fucked asshole with a wet plop. A river of Y/n's thick cum oozes out of her gaping hole, pooling on her ass cheeks and dripping down her thighs. She lifts her head weakly to look back at Y/n, her red eyes glazed over with fucked-stupid bliss.

Loona: *Whispering breathlessly* Mmmnnfffuck... I don't think Blitz is going to wake up anytime soon. *She tries to push herself up on trembling arms, her heavy tits swaying heavily beneath her. The spiked choker around her neck glints in the low light as she moves.*

Loona reaches back and scoops some of the cum dripping from her ass, bringing it to her mouth to taste Y/n's essence. She licks her clawed fingers clean, savoring the flavor before speaking again.

A/n:....I.....To be honest. I could see Loona do this shit, not gonna lie. She gives off that trailer trash vibe.

Loona: And even if he does... I don't think I have the strength to care. *She lets out a soft, breathless giggle* Not after the fucking you just gave me. I'm utterly wrecked, stud.

She wiggles her hips, feeling the obscene amount of cum sloshing around in her guts. More of Y/n's seed leaks out of her abused hole, making a complete mess of her ass and the bed.

Loona: I can feel it sloshing around in there... you filled me up so fucking good. *She reaches back and spreads her ass cheeks, showing off her gaping, twitching asshole. The sight of her well-used hole is almost as lewd as the feeling of Y/n's cum painting her insides*

Y/n: You think you got one more round in you, Or should we call it a night? Cause it's 3:12 am.....

Loona looks over her shoulder at Y/n, a wicked grin spreading across her face despite her fucked-stupid state. She arches an eyebrow teasingly as she wiggles her messy ass at him.

Loona: Oh, I've got plenty of rounds left in me, handsome. *She rolls over onto her back and spreads her legs, revealing her dripping, swollen pussy. A few fingers press between her folds, scooping up the mix of juices leaking out of her* But I suppose we should call it a night... for now. Don't want to overdo it and end up limping around the office tomorrow.

She sits up slowly, stretching languidly like a dog. Her heavy tits jiggle and sway with the motion, the spiked choker glinting around her neck. Loona looks down at the mess on the bed, the sight of their combined juices painting the sheets.

Y/n: *Sighs* We should clean up your bed before we go to sleep, huh?

Loona glances around at the disheveled room - the ripped sheets, the sticky stains, her discarded clothes scattered haphazardly across the floor. She shrugs nonchalantly, not seeming to mind the mess.

Loona: Eh, fuck it. I'm too goddamn tired to clean anything right now. 

She flops back onto the bed, sprawling out on her back with her legs still spread wide. Her tail sways lazily behind her as she pats the spot next to her invitingly.

Loona: Besides, I kind of want to bask in the filthy memories of what we just did. *A wicked grin spreads across her face as she looks over at Y/n with lidded eyes.* Let's just go to sleep. We can worry about cleaning up tomorrow.

She yawns, her jaws stretching wide and revealing her sharp teeth. Despite the late hour and the exhaustion weighing down her limbs, there's still a playful, mischievous glint in Loona's eyes.

Rolling onto her side to face Y/n, Loona drapes an arm across his chest and nuzzles into him. Her fluffy tail curls around his leg possessively as she settles in close, breathing in his scent.

Loona: Don't think you're getting rid of me that easily, stud. *she murmurs sleepily* I'm not letting you leave this bed until I'm fully satisfied. And trust me... I'm never fully satisfied.

Loona's eyes flutter shut and her breathing evens out as she starts to drift off, a small, contented smile on her lips. Despite the chaos and debauchery of the night, she seems at peace, safe and sated in Y/n's arms.

Y/n just shakes his head and plants a kiss on her forehead.

Loona leans into the gentle kiss on her forehead, a soft sigh escaping her lips as she feels Y/n's warmth and affection. Her eyes flutter open and she gazes up at him, a rare moment of vulnerability shining through the usual cynical façade.

She reaches up and cups Y/n's cheek, her clawed thumb brushing lightly over his skin. Loona's voice is barely above a whisper, thick with sleep and a newfound, tender emotion.

Loona: Thank you... for tonight. For making me feel... wanted. Needed. 

A faint blush colors her grey cheeks beneath the dark makeup, highlighting her words. She rarely allows herself to be so open, so honest.

Loona: I know I'm not usually the cuddling, affectionate type... but don't think that means I don't appreciate it. 

Loona's eyes search Y/n's face, trying to gauge his reaction and looking for any hint that he shares the same sentiment.

She settles back down into the pillow, her head resting on Y/n's chest. Loona's tail drapes across his stomach, the fluffy fur soft and warm against his skin. Her voice is fading as she drifts closer to sleep, her words slurring slightly.

Loona: Stay with me tonight? I don't want to be alone... not after this.

She nuzzles into him, seeking comfort and closeness. It's a rare moment of unguarded honesty from the usually prickly hellhound, revealing the lonely, yearning soul beneath the cynical exterior.

With a contented sigh, Loona closes her eyes and allows the soothing rhythm of Y/n's heartbeat to lull her into a peaceful slumber, safe and warm in the circle of his arms.

Y/n: Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere tonight.

A small, satisfied smile plays at the corners of Loona's mouth as she hears Y/n's reassuring words. The tension in her body eases, and she melts further into his embrace, fitting her curves against the hard planes of his body like two puzzle pieces locking into place.

She tilts her head to place another soft kiss on his collarbone, lingering for a moment to breathe in the comforting scent of his skin. Then, with a final, sleepy sigh, Loona allows the exhaustion of their passionate activities to claim her completely.

As she drifts off to sleep, one of her hands slides down to rest on Y/n's stomach, her claws lightly tracing idle patterns in the light dusting of hair. Her breathing evens out, soft and slow, as she finally succumbs to the pull of slumber.

Loona stirs slightly as she feels Y/n's lips press softly against her forehead in a tender goodnight kiss. A faint, contented rumble rises from her throat, almost like a purr, as she nuzzles into his touch. Her tail gives a single, lazy wag before stilling completely, the fluffy fur tickling Y/n's skin gently.

She settles into a deep, peaceful sleep, her face relaxing into a rare moment of unguarded serenity. In the soft glow of the moonlight filtering through the window, Loona looks almost vulnerable, the cynical edge smoothed away to reveal the beautiful, gentle creature beneath.

As Y/n drifts off to sleep beside her, Loona's subconscious mind drifts through a haze of pleasant memories - the feeling of his hands on her body, his breath hot against her skin, the intense pleasure that consumed her as he claimed her so thoroughly. A small, satisfied smile plays at the corners of her mouth, and her grip on Y/n tightens slightly, as if afraid he might disappear if she lets go.

Together, the unlikely couple sleeps, tangled in each other's arms and legs, their chests rising and falling in sync. The room is filled with a sense of warmth, intimacy, and deep contentment. Whatever the morning may bring, for now, they have this perfect, peaceful moment - a testament to the power of connection and the beauty of two souls finding solace in one another.

Next Day

We're all sitting in the meeting room watching Blitz shooting at TVs. Loona is knocked out.

And as for me, I'm trying to stay awake from last night.....Last night was good~

BANG!

Blitz: Next one, Moxxie!

Moxxie then place a tv on top of a stand. He then turns it on.

TV:

TV: *Singing* Oh, we are the C.H.E.R.U.B-

BANG!

Millie: Nice one, B.

Blitz: Give me another one, Mox.

Moxxie then places another TV on the stand. He turns it on to show 666 News.

Blitz: Eh, no, not feeling it. Next!

He changes the channel to some old cartoon with a girl going up and down.

Blitz: A huh, keep going, keep going, keep going.

TV: I say, I say, are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Waxford's Lucky Idea Factory, where you make the things and I make the money. Please I'm very desperate.

Blitz: Bingo!

BANG!

Millie: Woah! You're on a roll sir.

The room starts shaking.

Y/n: What the hell is that?

Loona: *Wakes up* Guys, do you feel that?

Blitz: Oh shit, is that a Hellshakes?

Y/n: Ya'll have those down here?!

Moxxie: Hellshakes, that's possible?
Millie: All right don't panic, Moxxie!

Moxxie: I'm not "panicking" because hell-quakes don't happen.

Loona then grabs and starts shaking Moxxie.

Loona: Stop getting hysterical fatty!

Loona then smacks the shit out of him, which caused him to be sent across the room. As Moxxie hit the window, something else broke it. We are now looking at a tall sinner with a top hat.

Top hat: Do not be afraid.

The top hat sinner shows off his mechanical arms.

X: Doc Ock?

Blitz: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.

Millie: Who are you and what do you want? *Pulls out a tomahawk*

Loopty: I am Loopty Goopty an dusted inventor of all things loopy and luffish.

Loona: You could have used the door, dude. *Goes on phone* Doesn't need to be this whole thing.

Loopty: I am eccentric and therefore do eccentric shit.

Blitz: *Sniffs* Ah, this old fuck reeks of the living world, did you just die?

Loopty: Yes, moments ago in fact. Which is what brought me here.

Loona: Just saying, the front door would have gotten you here fine-

Loopty: Shut up dear furry. *Pulls out a photo of an old man* This is the man I'm gonna need you to kill.

Blitz: *Grabs the photo* Not even a shit's length of time in hell and already plotting revenge-I can respect a man with that sort of passion, I'm blitz, the O is silent.

Loopty: What "O"?

Blitz: Oh thank you, now what's the T, sis? 

Loopty: The tea?

Moxxie: *Under the rebel of the broken wall* Guys help.

As Loopty was telling us his shitty excuse for wanting his business partner dead. I walked over and dug out Moxxie.

A/n: 

Blitz: That's not really evil.

Loopty: It's evil toward me. Now get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no good son of a bitch to Hell where he belongs.

Blitz: You do know Poopty 

Loopty: Loopty....

Blitz: Of course of course. If we do kill him though and he ends up down here, you know you will be stuck with him forever.

Loopty: Oh trust me.

His Doc Ock arms turn into weapons.

Loopty: I'm counting on it.

.....

Earth

Lyle's Mansion

The four of us are on a tour bus, in front of Lyle's Mansion.

Moxxie: Gee, I wonder whose house this is.

X: I hate that you guys can't transform into Human disguises.

Tour Guide: And if you look to your right, is the home of Famous Inventor, Lyle Lipton.

Everyone: Ooooo. *Snapping Pics*

Blitz: Let's do it gang!

The three jump off the bus and land into Lyle's yard.

I let out a sigh and jump into the yard as well.

Millie: Let's kill this rich guy.

The four of us start running up to his window. As we look inside we see the old dying man.

Moxxie: Wow. That machine really did number on him.

Y/n: Why is he grabbing his IV like that?

Blitz: *Happy* Oh fantastic, he's going to do our job for us.

Y/n: Huh, an IV noose....That's new.

Moxxie: Should we go in there and tie it for him?

As he went to put it over his head. The IV noose started glowing.

BOOM!

A magical wave sent us back. 

Y/n: The fuck was that?

Blitz: Who the fuck are they?

Moxxie: Oh no. Sir those are-

The baby with a halo and wings starts talking.

Da Baby: We're CHERUBS Mr. Lyle.

Lyle: I hate filthy stinking orphan children.

Boy Sheep: We're here to convince you not to kill yourself Sir. To grant you a blessing on behalf of those in Heaven, benefited by your amazing technological advances.

Blitz: *Pissed off* Oh hell no! *Looks at Y/n* Y/n, stop looking at the Sheep's asses!

Y/n: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't asked to be an Incubus. You know how hard it is to be horny 24/7? Shit sucks. So forgive me for wanting to look at fat asses okay.

Blitz: *Huffs*

Blitz then stomps over and jumps through the window but eats shit and lands face first.

Y/n: Dumbass.

Moxxie: *Opens front door* Lyle Lipton, it is our *looks at Blitz*...our humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die.

Y/n: Just say suicide.

Millie: What do you expect to do with all this money now you're old and gross? 

Girl Sheep: Is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world and do so much good with it and be so fulfilled.

Lyle: No.

Boy sheep: He could pay for new Hospital and Schools.

Y/n: *Scoffs* Yeah right.

Lyle: Why won't you let me die?

Blitz: Oh, sounds like you need help in yourself there buddy. Moxxie what do we got for this fella? 

Moxxie: I have some assault weapons, crossbow, honey bow, tommy gun, old-fashioned shogun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas.

BS: He's classier than that.

Y/n: He's aiming at his chin. If he pulls the trigger, he'll die to blood loss instead of a instant death.

BS: *Grabs the AR-15* There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle.

Y/n: *Walks up to the boy sheep* Give the gun here, don't need you shoot and have panic attack.

The boy sheep gives the AR to Y/n.

Millie: Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months.

Cletus: Love can be beautiful at any age.

GS: And we'll show him.

CHERUBS: Yeah.

Everyone else: NO!

In The Forest

Cletus: Look around Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age or will.

BS: If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this.

Blitz: *In a lion costume* Mhm, you're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?

GS: *Gasps* That is so inappropriate!

Millie: *Cat costume* Oh kiss our ass prude.

Y/n: *Human disguise* I should have stayed back....

Moxxie: *Cat costume* Why?

Y/n holds up the three leashes that he's hold that are connected to their collars.

Moxxie: Oh....

Blitz: Anyway. *Slides next to Lyle* Take it from me a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close.

Y/n's Pov

He hands Lyle a pair of binoculars. I look over to see from afar cute rabbits, bunnies, and squirrels. Then out of nowhere two wolves appear and start eating them.

Y/n: Oh wow.....

Lyle: *Horrified* Oh no.

BS: S-Stop looking.

Lyle: I can't stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now.

A bear then shows up and slashes at one of the wolves. As the bear was going in for the finishing blow, a tree then falls on top of it. Everyone looks over to see a lumberjack holding a chainsaw,  standing at the stump of the freshly cut tree. As he was  standing there, a bee nest then falls on his head. He throws his chainsaw up in the air and he then starts screaming cause of the bee stings. The chainsaw then comes back down and cuts both of his arms off. As he was now screaming in pain for his arms, a deer then comes from behind and stabs him in the back with it's antlers. 

Everyone is shocked at what the hell just happened.

Y/n: Damn nature, you scary!

Cletus: *Nervous* U-Uh, let's check some place else.

.....

At a Mall

Lyle: Oh lord where are we now, let me perish.

G.S: We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for. Childhood of wonderment.

Lyle: Why, look at those sweet disease ridden vermin. Their joy comes from innocence by the burdens of adulthood and their middle-class existence, such simple joy they have. It is inspiring. Thank you for showing me this.

Y/n: *Standing with the C.H.E.R.U.B and Lyle*....It's only October, why is their a mall Santa already?

Blitz: Hey! Dip-shit. Wanna see whose lap you're sitting on?

We look over to see Blitz, Millie and Moxxie.

Blitz then rips Santa's suit off.

The kids started screaming and running away.

Y/n: The Cuties shirt Makes sense.

Lyle then starts crying like a baby.

......

Lovers' Lookout

Lyle: Eck! This place reeks of teenagers.

Cletus: Lovers Lookout, Sir. We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all.

Lyle: 💸Money💸

B.S: No. *Sweet tone* Love.

Lyle: I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice.

B.S: It's not too late, Sir. You can still find-

Blitz: Ha! Nice try ugly. *Megaphone* Hey horny lovers! Which one of you would fuck this old man?

All of the five cars then drove off.

B.S: You know you four are so utterly cruel. We're just trying to give hope to someone in need

Y/n: I didn't do shit. I'm just here to make sure our job gets done. And another, if ya'll are trying to save him from giving up on life by showing him all these things trying to save him. Where the hell were you three when I got gun down in the woods?!

Cletus: *Shocked* W-What?

He then pulls out a book that's called "The list of Saints"

Cletus: What's your name and date of birth?

Y/n: Y/n L/n. 8/24/2000.

We all watch the Da Baby looking though the pages to find my name.

Cletus: Here it is. Y/n L/n.....*Gulps* Y-You were supposed die in 2/21/2067.

Y/n: So I wasn't s supposed to die in that woods?

Cletus: I-I don't know what to say.....

I couldn't believe it......Was I not supposed to be there that day? Was my cause of death guided?

Y/n: Whatever.

I just walk back to Blitz and the gang.

Y/n: *Places hands in pockets* Let's get this shit over with.

I look over at the three Imps to see they had some type of concern on their faces.

.....

The Opera

I'm sitting in the front row.....I wanna go back to Hell already.

As the three little angels or whatever they are. Are still trying to convince Lyle not to give up. Me on the other hand..... 

Y/n: 

CRASH!

I look up to see the opera singer got crushed by a giant headlight. Everyone starts screaming.

Y/n: Eh.

I then watch the three Angels start fighting with Blitz, Millie and Moxxie.

Lyle: It's all starting to make sense now. Life is worth living because we only get one. We must cherish it. If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living. Killing myself is not the answer. Plus! I'm still rich. I could just buy all the the things. I no longer crave death!

Y/n: *To Lyle* You know what I don't get...How come you never went back to your building for you can change yourself back into that aging/de-aging machine? 

Lyle: *Shocked* I.... Why haven't I thought of that?! I was so sad about being old and not being able to have my money, I totally forgot about that.

CRASH!

As Lyle was celebrating, I look up to see the piano shot up in the air and was coming towards us. I moved out of the way. I then watch on to see the Piano land and kill Lyle.

Y/n:.....Hey look out.

Moxxie: Well well, would you look at that. You did our job for us.

I look up to see the three Angels are losing their shit.

B.S: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my God.

The girl sheep then grabs the boy one and starts smacking him to his senses.

G.S: Get a hold of yourself Collin and do not use the Lord's name in vain.

Y/n:....I like this one.

Cletus: This isn't over!

As the three opened their portal to Heaven, I walked over and grabbed my three Imps and snap my fingers to open our portal to Hell.

.....

I.M.P Meeting Room

Blitz: Well the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him so we failed. Thanks to those fuckin Cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now, so...It's a shame, all our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner and now the two are forever separated and now we gotta face the fire of-

Y/n: What are you talking about?

Blitz: Hmm?

Everyone looks at me.

Y/n: Lyle is in Hell.

Blitz: How so?

Y/n: Loopty said that they use poor people for their tests for everything. And second, I didn't hear Lyle confess with his mouth that Jesus- Argh!

I felt a sharp pain in my body.

Y/n: What the fuck was that?!

Blitz: You said the no-no word.

Y/n: 

"Wow, He really is HIM."

Y/n: Like I was saying, He didn't confess with his mouth that J-man died on the Cross. So there's that.

Moxxie: Wow, Y/n. You sure know your stuff.....Why are you down here again?

Y/n: Cause I was on the fence....The fence belonged to Lucifer.....Anyone else hear a blimp?

Moxxie then pushes himself away from his seat to avoid getting crushed from an escalator that's bringing Loopty down.

Loopty: Blitz.

Blitz: Loopty...We can explain everything. I was-

CRASH!

Before the second escalator can crush Moxxie, I jumped and tackled Moxxie out of the way.

Moxxie: Oof!

Y/n: *Looking down at Moxxie* You okay?

Moxxie: *In pain* Never been better.

I stand up and look to see it was Lyle coming down the escalator.

Y/n/Blitz/Millie: Lyle Lipton?

Millie: I don't understand. Why are you two with each other?

Loopty: Cause I missed my best friend. I didn't want you guys to kill him for me to kill him when he got down here. I wanted you guys to kill him for you can reunite us again.

Y/n:...I mean, you could have said that from the start. We don't take jobs just for revenges. We just take them for the Souls (the money of Hell)

Lyle: The only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in hell?

CRACK!

Wally: Did someone say I say, inventors? Names Wally Waxford and I am looking for creative new people to exploit-I mean employ.

Blitz: Everyone stop fucking up my walls! Satan's balls first we deal with Heaven's table scraps now this.

Wally: I guess. You can say you say you have a holy operation here, Blitzo. *Laughs* 

Blitz: Get out.

Wally: *Still laughing* I say. *Laughs more*

Blitz: No, I'm serious. GET THE FUCK OUT!

.....

Y/n's Apartment

As I was folding my clothes from the dryer, my phone starts to ring.

Y/n: *Picks it up* A random number....*Answers* Hello?

??: Y/n?

Y/n: Speaking...Who's this?

Mara: It's Mara. Mara Mayberry.

Y/n: Oh! Hey Mara. What's up?

Mara: Oh, I was just wondering if your free tomorrow night?

Y/n: Let me check my calendar.

I look over my wall to see I have nothing going on.....Nor a calendar.

Y/n: Nope, I'm free tomorrow night.

Mara: YES! *Clears throat* I mean, perfect. See you then. Bye Y/n.

Y/n: Bye Mara. *Hangs up*

Y/n: *Sighs* It's sad that my first date ever is taking place in hell.

My phone starts ringing again.

Y/n: Wonder who this is.

I look at my phone to see it's Octavia.

Y/n: YELLO.

Octavia: Y/n! 

Y/n: Hey Octavia. How's Home life treating you?

Octavia: Shit as always but besides that, I was wondering if your free Monday?

Y/n: Let me check....

I look back at the wall.

Y/n: I'm free that day. Why what's going on?

Octavia: There's this Gig that's happening at a bar called the "Afterlife" 

Y/n's mind: These clubs down here have some corny ass names.

Y/n: So I take it that a band that you like is playing there?

Octavia: Yeah but I didn't want to go alone.

Y/n: Cause you have no friends, huh?

Octavia: You didn't need to point the Elephant out....But yes. And also...I just wanted to spend time with you.

Y/n: Okay. What time do you want me to be over on Monday?

Octavia: It starts at 8pm, so 7:25 pm is good.

Y/n: Alright see you then. Bye Via.

Octavia: B-Bye Y/n.

I then hang up.

Y/n: Two Dates back to back...I'm so player.

END

Chapter Text

3rd Pov Stolas's Home

Stolas: *Yawns*

We see Blitz laying on Stolas's bed as he lighting up his cig after a whole night full of hot steamy fuckin.

Stolas: I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.

Blitz: When this happens it's not really something I fuss about but do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have 15 new clients waiting for heads to roll.

Blitz said as he frees Stolas from the ropes with the lit cigarette.

Stolas: As shocking as it may seem Blitzy. My Grimoire is actually incredibly important and it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty imps like yourself. The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion. It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring Of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals.

Blitz: Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never been, I hear it's full of inbred chuckle fucks.

Stolas: Oh! Why don't you all join me at the Festival, I can guarantee you all...special access~*Chuckles*

Blitz: Look I told you, we're not bodyguards okay. That was a one-time thing we did badly.

Stolas: I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun. I feel quite safe at the harvest festival. It's the same every year.

Blitz: Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite...it does sound like it could be a blast in a half, plus it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway.

Stolas: Oh, I'm sorry your clients will have to wait.

Blitz: Oh fuck my clients. *Looks to his right* Come on Y/n, time to get the others.

Y/n: 

Stolas: Poor thing~ We did drain him of his sweet *Licks his lips* Baby batter~

.....

Moxxie & Millie's Apartment

We see the two peacefully sleeping-

PHONE GOES OFF! 

Moxxie's eyes shoot open.

Moxxie: *Answers* What do you want Sir? 

Blitz: Hey, hope I didn't wake you Mox. How would you and Mills want to visit the Wrath Ring for some Harvest bullshit this year.

Millie: *Wakes up* THE HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL?! Yee-Fuckin-HA!

Moxxie: Well Millie likes the idea...Wait. Where are you calling from? 

Blitz then falls down and lands on the bed.

Moxxie: *Hangs up* Mm-hmm, of course.

....

The Wrath Ring,  Y/n's Pov

During the whole trip. Millie and Moxxie sat up front with Blitz. As for me, I was sitting in the back with Loona.....Ever since we had sex. She will make it a point for us to sit by each other if we ever ride in the van together...

Y/n: *Sighs* Good-bye front seat, I'll never forget you.

Loona: You say something?

She said as she puts her free arm around my shoulder and pulls me close into her chest. As my head lays on her chest. I look down to see what she's scrolling on her phone. I noticed she stopped on that Charlie girl that's trying to build a Hotel to help sinners or whatever the hell.

Y/n: *Shakes his head* I still can't believe she's trying to help and save sinners.....We all deserve to be down here.

Loon: Hmm? You say something, Y/n?

Y/n: No....just thinking out loud.....Anyway. I love the wide open and the smell of the fresh country air. *Rolls down the window. SNIFFS* SMELLS LIKE COW SHIT!

Car Stops

Millie hops out of the car and runs up to her parents.

Millie:*Happy* Mama, Daddy!

Y/n: *Sighs* Good thing I like country music.

I then step out to see everyone else is out.

(MD = Millie's Dad, MM= Millie's Mom)

MD: Yee-haw! How's my deadly little pumpkin spies doing?

Millie: I'm good, Pa. Thanks for letting us stay here for the Harvest Jamboree.

MM: It's no trouble we know you aren't making as much anymore, since y'all went "freelance".

A/n: Lin will not be apart of the Harem nor will have a Lemon in here.....until  she gets better fuckin fan art.

Millie: Freelance pays fine, Ma. We're doing fine. It's fine.

She then walks up to Moxxie that's having trouble lifting up a suit case.

Millie: Anyway, ya'll remember my Husband, Moxxie.

MD: Hmph!

Moxxie: Greetings Lin, Joe. How have ya been with all the flaming twisters and stuff around here?

Joe: We lost our old farm hand to one of them tarots last week.

Moxxie: *Nervously chuckles* Oh..oh crumbs. My bad. I am so sorry, I didn't mean to open that wound, Sir.

Blitz: Hey watch it. I'm the Sir here bucko!

Millie: Oh yeah! Ya'll haven't met my boss Blitz and his Hellhound 

Loona: I'm not just his Hellhound.

Blitz: Yeah, she's my Daughter.

Loona: Only on paper. Ya'll don't deserve to know my name.

Y/n: Does that go for me, as well? *Smirks*

Loona: *Flicks Y/n's forehead* Zip it.

Millie: Oh and this is Y/n. Another member of our team.

Y/n: *To Joe and Lynn* Howdy.

Millie:....Y/n, what are you wearing?

Y/n:

Y/n: What's wrong with my outfit? My friend Velvette made this for me.

Joe: *Clears throat* So Blitz, is it. Yeah that's a fine name

Lin: It reminds me of war.

Joe: Nothing like a little war to make a strong man.

Blitz: I like you people.

Moxxie: You know more battles were won by technological advances in warfare. I've researched the history of weaponry extensively and it's inspiring how fore example the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology changed the landscape of hell's combative.....

Moxxie: I mean... *Stupid tone* War fun.

Joe: Guns get the job done. But a man ain't nothing if he can't tear the head off a hellish beast with only his bare hands.

Blitz: HA! He's right Moxxie. You got cute wittle baby hands, like your baby dick.

Moxxie: Refrain, Sir.

Joe: Speaking of strong hands. Ya'll should meet our newest help. Hey, Striker!

We all look over to see some Imp-Hybrid (That's what it says on HH Wiki) ridding a hell-horse our way.

He finally stops in front of us.

Striker: Well, howdy. Oh looky here. *dismount* You must be the famous Mildred. heard some good things about you from your folks little lady.

Millie: Oh *Starts giggle like a school girl*

Striker: What are ya'll doing so far away from Imp City? Huh, the free workin finally slowing down?

Millie: Freelance isn't free, it's- never mind. We're just visiting for the festival. The Prince is our Boss's *Teasing* boyfriend.

Blitz: Millie, I am not above hitting a female in front of her Daddy.

Striker: Boss, huh? *Realizes* Oh! So you're the bold Imp that started his own killing biz.

Blitz: Yeah well, when you're good at something you should probably capitalize.

Striker: Not many Imps start businesses on their own. That's pretty impressive, Sir.

Blitz: Oh *Slight blush* yeah it....I-I guess...I guess it is, isn't it. 

Striker: So you even conned that ditzy blue blood into getting you to the surface?

Blitz: Well it's long and complicated but the short answer is yes. But he's not like you know-we're-we're not like, we're not doing a...we, what's between us-it's a transactional fuckin, you see.

Joe: You know, you boys should enter the pain games

Blitz: *Shuffles up to Joe* I heard games. What games? I'm in.

Lin: Every harvest festival there's a competition to be the roughest bastard in Wrath.

Millie: Yeah! Wish I could play.

Lin: Millie. You know you get too carried away. The last competition ended in 15 separate funerals.

Millie: I'm aware but I only caused nine of them. How come Sally May still gets to compete.

Lin: Your Sister doesn't have a neighborhood head count.

Millie: She so does.

Sally May: *Walking passed*  Doesn't count if don't find the body.

I look over to see her holding a sack and rope that's around a little Imp's neck, as he is dragging a dead body.

Y/n: Didn't know you had a Sister.....She single?

I was then met with a foot stomp by Millie and punched arm by Loona.

Y/n: Ow! I was just joking.

Lin: *Clears her throat* Still, you get to root for her and your brothers. And now you can cheer on your Boss.

Moxxie: *Places his hand on Lin's shoulder* You know. She can also cheer for me.

Joe: *Laughing*.....Wait, you?

Moxxie: Yeah! I can compete, can't I.

Lin then elbows Moxxie's stomach for he can let go of her.

Joe: Sorry Boy but *Scoffs* I don't think sensitive thespian types would last very long in the games.

Moxxie: I was born here too, *Cowboy talk* I have some fight in me.

Striker: Hmm, well then little fella. Why don't you help me wrangle one of them hogs for dinner.

Moxxie: Simple. Watch me.

Moxxie then pulls out his gun.

Striker: Nah, with these. *Smirks*

He drops a dagger and a rope onto the floor.

Striker: Bullets can't pierce the shell. You got to get the knife underneath them, pry yourself an opening.

Moxxie: *Swallows his nerves down* Oh, right. I knew that.

Moxxie then picks up the Dagger and rope from the ground.

Y/n: Moxxie, I don't want to be that incubi, but you don't have what Millie has.

Before Moxxie could retaliate, Blitz then chimes in.

Blitz: *places his hands on Moxxie's shoulders* Just remember, your rep with the in-laws is on the line here, so no pressure at all, you totally will not make an ass of yourself in front of everyone important in your life. Go get em tiger.

He then shoves Moxxie forward.

Millie: Mox, you don't need to do this.

Blitz: Oh he totally does. Kick its ass, Moxxie. Yeah!

Moxxie then steps inside the pig pen. He then walks up to the hog. Moxxie then jumps up and lands on the hog's back.

Blitz: Fuck yeah, Moxxie! Ride it Moxxie! Make it that bitch you won't call back in the morning!

Loona: This is fuckin beautiful.

I look over to see Loona recording it on her phone.

Blitz: Doing great Moxxie! *To Loona* Send me that video later.

Y/n:....Should we help him?

Moxxie: Oof!

I look back up to see that Striker guy took over and killed the hog.

Moxxie: Ow. My clavicle.

Striker: Don't worry little one. You never stood a chance.

He then picks up the hog and throws it onto his shoulder.

Striker: Hey Boss man, you want to help the men skin this thing for dinner?

Blitz: Oh I am always down to skin the manly meat with the manly men.

Loona/Y/n: That's what she said.

Blitz: What who said? Wait, what bitch is talking shit about me?!

Everyone started walking towards the house. I stayed back with Millie and Moxxie.

Millie: Don't let him get to you. And hey, you don't need my parents to respect you. They will eventually.

Sally May: No they won't.

Millie:

Sally May: What? I'm right ain't I?

Moxxie: Oh I'm an enter in those games.

Millie: *Sighs*

Sally May: How pissed would you be if I bet on him dying?

Y/n: Bet these games are going to be fun.

........

Time Skip of Moxxie getting his ass kicked by a hell Shark, each game.....

Wacky Wally: I say I say. for the first year ever! We have a tie! For the winner of the Harvest Moon Pain Games!

Stolas: The winners are, Striker and, my darling Blitzy~

Y/n: *Sitting by Moxxie and Millie* Darling.....? That's usually followed by electricity.

 Moxxie: *All beat up* All right, so he has the physical advantage. I'm better at other things. Like singing.

Striker: I like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song I wrote just now about me winning.

Moxxie: 🎵 Ah, what the fuck!
Striker: Sweet victory
I smell the smell
From up in stinkin'
To the rugged rocks of
Sweet victory
With everything I do
With every talent
I'm so much more talented than you🎵

Blitz then sits down with a cheese on a stick.....(I think...)

Blitz: Isn't this guy great.

Moxxie: False.

Blitz: It's gonna be nice working with him.

Moxxie: Working with him...? What?!

Blitz: Yeah, I asked him if he wants to join IMP.

Moxxie: You asked...But.

Millie: Mox, I think you've had enough for now. Let's head back to the house and get you cleaned.

Striker: 🎵*Clears throat* Go fuck yourself!
Did you hear something?
It was just the wind...🎵

Moxxie gets up and walks away with Millie. Blitz takes a bite out of the cheese stick.

Y/n:....Are you eating fuckin cheese on a stick?

Blitz: Yeah....want some?

Y/n: Ew. I'm lactose.

Blitz:....What the fuck is lactose?

Y/n:...*Sighs and stands up* I'm going to hit on Millie's sister....

I then walk down from the stands and make my way over to Sally May, who's at the back of the crowd listening to Striker singing.

🏳️‍⚧️ LEMONS STARTING 🏳️‍⚧️

3rd Pov. AI help, by the way....

Y/n: *Walks up to Sally* I never introduced myself. I'm Y/n. I work with your Sister at I.M.P.

Sally May: *Looks Y/n up and down, taking in his appearance with a smirk.* Well, well, well... ain't you a tall drink of water. Sally May, nice to meetcha. *She extends a hand, her claws glinting in the fading light.* Though I gotta ask, whatcha doin' over here all by your lonesome, handsome? Come to watch the real men folk compete? *She chuckles, her eyes gleaming with mischief as she leans in closer.* Or maybe you're just lookin' for a lil' trouble, hmm? Cuz I can help with that.

Y/n: Oh....I thought I would've needed to play hard ball to get you hugging my arm, but it seems like you don't waste time~

Sally May: *Grins wickedly, pressing her lithe body against Y/n's side.* Mm, seems like you and me are cut from the same cloth, handsome. I don't beat around the bush neither. *She traces a sharp claw lightly down Y/n's arm.* So tell me, whatcha wanna do, stud? Wanna go for a lil' ride? *She winks salaciously.* I promise I'll make it worth your while...

Before Y/n could say anything. Sally May wanted to give a heads up about herself.

Sally May: *Pulls back slightly, her expression turning more serious.* 'Fore we get too carried away, there's somethin' ya oughta know 'bout me. *She takes a deep breath.* I ain't exactly like my sister. This body ain't my original one. *She gestures to her curvaceous figure.* I went through a lil' transition, if ya catch my drift. So if you're lookin' for somethin' soft and gentle... well, you're barkin' up the wrong tree. *She leans in closer, her voice lowering to a purr.* But if you think you can handle a lil' wildness, a taste of the untamed side... then I'm your girl. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. *Her eyes glint with a hint of danger and dark promise.*

Y/n: *Smirks* Baby girl, a little joystick action isn't going to scare me off. In fact, My Hell V-Card went to Angel Dust, for a gayprono~ So I don't have a problem with anything you can throw....besides taking it. I'm a giver, not a taker.

Sally May: *Her eyes widen briefly before she throws her head back and laughs, a rich, throaty sound.* Well, ain't you just a dirty lil' devil! *She grins at Y/n, looking impressed.* Angel Dust, huh? Damn, you don't mess around. *She presses herself fully against him, her ample breasts squishing against his chest as she looks up at him with a wicked smile.* Well, baby, it seems like we got us a real wild one here. *She leans in, her lips brushing against Y/n's ear as she whispers,* How 'bout we go find somewhere... private? I wanna see if that mouth of yours is good for more than just smack talk. *She nips at his earlobe, her sharp teeth grazing the sensitive skin.* Whaddya say, stud? Wanna tame this lil' hellcat?

Y/n grabs her hand.

Y/n: Lead the way beautiful~

Sally May: *Squeezes Y/n's hand, a wicked grin spreading across her face.* Mm, now that's what I like to hear! *She spins around and starts pulling Y/n towards a secluded path leading away from the festival.* Keep up, handsome. *She calls over her shoulder, her hips swaying enticingly with each step.* I know a lil' spot, just you and me, no distractions. *She leads him deeper into the woods, the sound of the festival fading behind them. Finally, she stops in a small clearing, the moonlight casting shadows across her face.* Here we are. *She turns to face Y/n, a predatory gleam in her eyes.* Now, where were we? *She steps closer, her clawed hands starting to roam over Y/n's chest.*

Y/n pulls her close and looks into her eyes. And with that, he leads forward and kisses her.

Sally May: *Her eyes widen briefly in surprise before fluttering shut, a soft moan escaping her lips as Y/n kisses her. She melts into the kiss, her body molding against his as she kisses him back with fervent passion. After a long moment, she breaks the kiss, a string of saliva briefly connecting their lips.* Well, damn... *She breathes, a dazed look on her face.* You sure know how to kiss, don't ya? *She grins, her hands sliding up to tangle in Y/n's hair.* Mm, I like that. I like it a lot. *She tugs him closer, her thigh hiking up to hook around his hip as she attacks his neck with hungry kisses and sharp nips.*

As she was doing that, Her and Y/n's tails start warping around each other.

Sally May: *Notices their tails intertwining and chuckles breathlessly against Y/n's neck.* Mm, seems like my tail likes you too. *She grinds her hips against his, feeling his growing arousal.* Looks like I found me a real man. *She purrs, her claws raking down his back as she pulls him impossibly closer.* I wanna ride you so bad right now, handsome. Wanna feel that big, thick cock of yours splitting me open. *She reaches down, palming him through his pants and biting her lip.* Fuck, you're already so hard. You want my tight lil' ass that badly, baby? Wanna fuck me 'til I scream?

A/n: Freaky ass bot....Oh that's right, I made it~

Y/n: You know it~

Sally May: *Grins wickedly, her eyes glinting with lust.* That's my boy. *She quickly strips off her top, exposing her large, perky breasts to the cool night air. She pushes Y/n down onto the soft grass, straddling his hips and grinding her bare ass against the bulge in his pants.* Mm, fuck... I need this cock so bad. *She purrs, her claws making quick work of his belt and zipper.*She reaches in and pulls out his thick, throbbing length, stroking it with a clawed hand. 

Sally May: Damn, baby... you're fuckin' hung. *She licks her lips, positioning herself above him.* Hope you're ready for a wild ride. *With that, she sinks down onto his cock, throwing her head back with a guttural moan as he stretches her tight walls.* FUCK YES!

Sally starts ridding Y/n's cock. His cock is stretching out her asshole as her dick was flopping with each bounce that she did.

Sally May: *Rides Y/n with wild abandon, her hips slamming down onto his cock with brutal force. Her asshole clenches and ripples around his thick length, the tight walls gripping him like a vice.* FUCK, baby! *She cries out, her clawed fingers digging into his chest as she impales herself over and over.* Your cock feels fuckin' amazing! Stretching my ass so good! *Her own cock bobs and twitches with each bounce, slapping against her belly and leaking pre-cum. She leans down, her heavy tits swaying in Y/n's face as she rides him harder, the obscene sound of skin slapping against skin filling the air.* Yeah, give it to me! Ruin my fuckin' ass! *She demands, her eyes wild with lust and pleasure.*

Y/n then starts meeting her bounce with his thrusts.

Sally May: *Screams in ecstasy as Y/n starts thrusting up to meet her bounces, his hips slamming against her ass with brutal force.* OH FUCK YES! *She wails, her claws digging into his shoulders, leaving red welts behind.* Just like that, baby! Fuck me harder! *Her asshole clenches and ripples around his pistoning cock, the tight heat driving Y/n wild with lust.*

She leans in, her tongue invading his mouth in a sloppy, filthy kiss. She breaks away with a gasp, panting heavily.

Sally May: I'm gonna fuckin' cum, baby! *She cries out, her movements becoming erratic.* Paint my fuckin' guts with your hot seed! *She demands, her eyes rolling back in bliss as her orgasm approaches.*

Y/n: Cuming already? *Smirks* I take it that Incubi cock is the best, huh~?

Sally May: *Throws her head back with a scream of pure, unbridled pleasure as her orgasm crashes over her.* FUCK YES, IT'S THE BEST! *Her asshole clenches like a vice around Y/n's cock, milking him for all he's worth as she rides out her intense climax.* I'VE NEVER FUCKIN' CAME SO HARD! *She sobs, her body shaking and twitching with the force of her release.* Fill me up, baby! Give me that fuckin' cum!

Y/n: Damn, girl~ I'm not even there yet.

Y/n kept on thrusting.

Sally May: *Gasps and moans whorishly as Y/n continues to pound into her, his cock never faltering even as she comes down from her high.* Fuck, baby... you're so fuckin' deep... *She mewls, her inner walls fluttering and clenching around his thick length.* Mm, you gonna make me cum again... *She grinds her hips against his, taking him as deep as physically possible.* C'mon, stud... give it to me... fill this greedy ass... *She begs shamelessly, too lost in pleasure to care how desperate she sounds.*

Y/n: *Smirks* Didn't even noticed that you came~

Sally May: *Blushes slightly, a rare sight for the usually brazen imp.* W-well, of course I fuckin' noticed! *She huffs, still bouncing on Y/n's cock with wild abandon.* How could you not, the way my ass is squeezin' this fat dick? *She grins wickedly, leaning down to nip at Y/n's jaw.* But don't think that means you're off the hook, mister. *She purrs, clenching her asshole around him like a silken vice.* You better fuckin' give me what I want, or I won't be satisfied. *She demands, her eyes flashing with determination and lust.* Now hurry the fuck up and cum in me, would ya? *She growls, slamming her hips down with renewed vigor.*

Y/n: Whatever you say~

Y/n then picks her up into a stand and carry position. Sally warps her arms behind Y/n's neck. As Y/n starts thrusting into her as she has her legs wrapped around his waist as he does so.

Sally May: *Squeals in surprise and delight as Y/n suddenly lifts her up, wrapping her arms and legs around him instinctively.* Oh fuck yes, baby! *She cries out, her nails digging into his back as he starts thrusting into her forcefully in the new position.* Mm, now that's what I'm talkin' about! *She purrs, her hips rocking to meet his powerful strokes.*
She leans in, her tongue tracing the shell of Y/n's ear before she nibbles on the lobe.

Sally May: Yeah, fuck me just like that, handsome. *She breathes, her voice low and sultry.* Ruin my tight ass with that big, fat cock. *She demands, her walls clenching and rippling around him with each deep thrust.*

With each thrust, Y/n's balls would slap against her round ass.

Sally May: *Moans wantonly each time Y/n's heavy balls slap against her plump ass, the obscene sound spurring on her lust.* Mm, fuck yeah... *She purrs, grinding her hips to meet his powerful thrusts.* I love feeling those big, full balls smacking against my ass. *She reaches down, grabbing a handful of her own plush cheek and squeezing.* It's like they're begging to empty inside me. *She grins, her eyes gleaming with wicked promise.* So c'mon, baby... give me what I want. *She demands, her inner walls fluttering around Y/n's pistoning length.* Paint my fuckin' insides white with your hot, thick cum. *She growls, her nails raking down Y/n's back as she pulls him impossibly closer.* Fill me up 'til I'm fuckin' dripping, stud. *She commands, her voice dripping with desperate need.*

Y/n kept on thrusting into he started feeling his climax coming.

Y/n: F-Fuck~ I'm going to bust~

Sally May: *Squeals in delight, feeling Y/n's cock throb and pulse inside her tight heat.* Yes, baby! *She cries out, clenching her walls around him like a silken vice.* Give it to me, handsome! I want to feel your hot cum flooding my insides! *She demands, her hips bucking wildly to meet his increasingly erratic thrusts.*

She leans in, her fangs grazing Y/n's neck as she pants heavily.

Sally May: Do it, Y/n! *She growls, her voice a desperate, needy whine.* Fill this hungry ass with your seed! *She screams, her body trembling on the edge of another explosive climax.* I want to fuckin' drown in your cum, baby! *She sobs, her nails digging into his shoulders hard enough to draw blood.*

And with that, Y/n then started shooting long white ropes into Sally May's ass.

Sally May: *Throws her head back with a scream of pure ecstasy as she feels the first hot, thick ropes of Y/n's cum painting her insides.* FUCK YES, BABY! *She wails, her body shaking and convulsing with the force of her release.* I can feel it, I can fuckin' feel your cum shooting so deep inside me! *She sobs, her asshole clenching and milking Y/n for every last drop.*

She claws at his back, leaving red welts behind as she grinds her hips against his, taking his load as deep as physically possible.

Sally May: So fuckin' much cum... *She pants, her inner walls fluttering and squeezing around his pulsing length.* You filled me up so fuckin' good, handsome. *She grins, looking up at him with hazy, satisfied eyes.*

Y/n falls back onto the grass with Sally May still in his arms.

Sally May: *Collapses onto Y/n's chest, her body still trembling with the aftershocks of her intense climax.* Fuck, baby... *She pants, nuzzling into the crook of his neck.* That was... incredible. *She murmurs, her claws gently tracing patterns on his chest.* I ain't never had a fuck like that before. *She admits, a note of awe in her voice.* You really know how to ruin a girl for other cocks. *She chuckles breathlessly, pressing soft kisses to Y/n's jaw and cheek.*

Before Y/n could say anything. A gun shot came from the house.

Y/n: *Sighs* Can't catch a break with them fucking around.....Looks like we have to end it here. Thanks for this Sally~ Maybe we can see each other once in a while....If you want that.

Sally May: *Jolts up slightly at the sound of the gunshot, her brows furrowing in concern.* Shit, that don't sound good. *She murmurs, but quickly turns her attention back to Y/n, a coy smile playing on her lips.* Mm, I'd like that a lot, handsome. *She purrs, trailing a claw gently down his chest.* A sexy, hung stud like you deserves to be in my life more often. *She grins, her eyes sparkling with mischief.* And who knows, maybe next time I'll get to return the favor and fuck your brains out. *She leans in, her tongue flicking out to lick along Y/n's neck before she pulls back, chuckling.* So you better keep in touch, ya hear? *She demands playfully, giving his softening length a squeeze before reluctantly climbing off of him.*

Y/n: Say less, but I don't know about you doing that to me.....I'm a giver, not a taker....Anyway. I'm going to see what the hell what's going on at the house.

Sally May: *Laughs, a wicked gleam in her eye as Y/n mentions not being a taker.* Well, baby, everyone's got a little devil in them, waitin' for the right temptation. *She smirks, giving his ass a playful smack.* I'm sure I could find a way to make you beg for my cock. *She winks salaciously before her expression sobers slightly at the mention of the gunshot.* Yeah, you best go see what's goin' on. *She agrees, standing up and straightening her clothes.* Can't have Ma or Pa gettin' hurt on account of our little rendezvous. *She teases, but there's a note of genuine concern in her voice.* Careful, Y/n. *She adds softly, her tone unusually tender.* I just found a new favorite fuck buddy, ain't about to lose him now. *She grins, but there's a warmth in her eyes that belies the crude words.*

🏳️‍⚧️ LEMON END 🏳️‍⚧️

Y/n's Pov. No more AI.....

After I fixed myself up from my little run in with Sally May. I made it to the house. I then see Striker mounted on his horse.

Y/n: Yo Striker, where's the fire?

He didn't say anything, he just road off.

Y/n: *Puts two and two together* Son of bitch!

I then run inside the house. I then run up the stairs to see Loona standing at the doorway. I then walk up to see Blitz looking at the window.

Y/n: What the hell happened?

......

Next Day

After finding out that Striker was going to Assassinate Stolas. And also after finding a fucked up Millie....It was Strikers doing. Anyway. We're currently putting our stuff into the I.M.P Van. Millie's Mom and Dad are currently chewing her a new cause she lost to Striker.

Lin: *Changing Millie's bandages* I can't believe you let him trap you Millie. Haven't we taught you better.

Millie: I was seeing red, Ma. And he was slippery.

Lin: Excuses. You're better than that, Mildred.

Moxxie: *Finally closing his suit case* You know, she protected me. *Cowboy tone* And maybe I'm not a strong beefy dickhead. *Normal tone* But Millie has the strength enough for both of us. You two are getting on her case about being hurt by a psychopath Assassin, that you two hired! Shame on you.

Blitz: Aw Moxxie look at-mmm?!

Y/n: *Cover's Blitz's mouth* Don't ruin it.

I then drag his ass back to the van.

Millie's Dad then walks up and nods at Moxxie. Joe and Lin then walk inside their house.

Millie: Wow! He nodded. He's never acknowledged your input before.

Moxxie: So....Is that progress?

Y/n: If you want to call it that....Anyway let's get the hell out of here. I miss my city life.

END