Chapter 1: Laughter
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BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
This is definitely not the fourth time laurances alarm went off that morning. Groaning from lack of sleep, he finally got up and turned it off instead of snoozing it once more and having the alarm cry out to him out of sheer neglect.
He had to be up at 6am because he was meeting up with THE BOYS (it was garroths idea to name the groupchat that) to figure out dorming situations and if they were lucky enough to have any classes together.
annndddd potentially get hammered on the first day there and “pick up some chicks” as dante would say.
… he’s the only one who says that. and maybe travis sometimes.
ANYWAY!
He ran his hands through his hair. It had gotten so long, maybe he should’ve taken up cadenzas offer for her to cut his hair but he saw how she cut lucinda’s hair one time and …. that isn’t something he’s gonna allow to happen on his hair. Not his precious locks of hair.
He dragged himself down the stairs and made cereal because that’s the most manly food ever and it definitely wasn’t coco pops. Cadenza was supposed to buy him some krave but oh well at least it was yummy.
There was a note from his mom
“ Hi honey!! i’m asleep right now because i had to work another night shift but i hope you have an amazing day!!! eat well and take the money i’ve left for you to buy food for the week and some extras !!! Love you !!!! xxx”
and a really bad attempt at a smiley face. He smiled before returning back to his room to get ready.
After his long delicate shower, he wore the usual black baggy cargos with a comfortable dark beige hoodie he definitely hasn’t worn 500 times already. He had a wide range of hoodies, half of them may or may not be stolen from garroth.
Only the dark empty void in garroths closet where his hoodies once were knows the answer.
After throwing on his black musty dusty converses, he left the house almost forgetting his suitcase and bag while yelling bye to cadenza. He decides to send a messsage to the groupchat while walking to the bus stop since campus is an hour away so he’ll be bored as fuck on the way there.
“yo im omw to the bus stop. any of y’all out yet?”
Dante responds with “ sorry man! getting dropped off since my dad was at home so i’m getting a free lift 😎”
he makes a halt at the bus stop and rolls his eyes before responding with “ fuck you nepo baby”
dante clearly offended responds with the amazing, “FHCUK YOOU”
Garroth starts typing which makes laurance skip a beat. Wait it made him what-
“ I see you laurance ☺️”
He looks up from his phone and looks around, thoroughly confused at the lack of the beautiful blonde haired man.
“ huh?? where??”
He then felt a sudden jolt from behind followed by garroths low (sexy) british voice saying “ BOO!”
He jumped and gracefully let out a yelp.
“FUCK ME GARROTH. YOU SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME”
Garroth can’t help but burst out into laughter at the brunettes genuine swears of horror. Laurance gives him a playful punch in retaliation as he can’t do much more for revenge.
“ sorry sorry! I just can’t help giving you a little spook. it’s hilarious to see your reaction, you must understand “
Laurance scoffs at garroths gleeful and proud face.
“Oh haha. so funny.. that I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK???” He crosses his arms to truly convey his annoyance. Garroth just bursts out laughing again. “okay okay. i’m sorry lord laurance, I’ll repent for my sins” he chokes out sarcastically, wiping tears from his eyes.
Laurance smirks pleased with the outcome. It’s actually quite nice to see garroth so happy and cheerful all the time. It’s like having the most diabolical shit of your life but then you suddenly you get sent a video of a cute puppy and all is well in the world. A golden retriever isn’t too far off from being the embodiment of garroth ro’meave.
Laurances thoughts of garroth with puppy ears were cut short as a ding went off from both of their phones indicating it was the groupchat.
It was travis.
“OH SHIT I SLEPT IN”
Laurance and garroth looked at each other before bursting out in laughter once again because of course travis would be the one to sleep in.
Chapter 2: 2 devilishly handsome men. 1 bed.
Summary:
ehehe.
my favourite plot.
and they were roommates.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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The bus ride was filled with catching the other up on things that had happened over the summer break. They hadn’t seen each other for a few weeks to prepare for college and do some odd part time jobs to get enough money for survival so there was a lot to fill the silence of a peaceful bus ride there. Travis was lucky that dante hadn’t managed to get very far and ended up getting a lift with him.
They finally arrived at the campus and continued their conversation while waiting for dante and travis to show up.
Eventually the two arrived, travis looked like he had just rolled fresh out of bed, clearly still in his pajama bottoms and hair ruffled with a hoodie 2 sizes too big and he definitely wasn’t wearing a shirt underneath that said i love tacos more than i value my friendships. Dante on the other hand, was very freshly put together, he was wearing some expensive ass shoes that definitely cost more than laurances 2 left limbs combined and he was wearing a red hoodie with some black fitted jeans.
Laurance chuckles before saying,
“ dude did you even have time to do anything, you look like a hot mess”
Dante chimes in with “ hot is not the word i would use to describe travis right now”
They all burst out into laughter before travis retorts.
“HEY OKAY, EVERY GOOD LOOKING GUY NEEDS HIS BEAUTY SLEEP.. some more than others …”
Garroth gets up from the bench him and laurance were sharing and laurance definitely didn’t sneak a peek at the giant bodacious monster truck that is garroths beautiful behind.
“It’s okay travis. As long as you’re finally here. Now!! let’s go see if we’re in the same classes or dorms!”
“ oh yeah!! i hope we’re at least near each other !” dante says hooking one arm over laurance’s shoulder as they made their way to the reception desk.
They got their schedules and passed to the dorm rooms and made their way over while chatting about their schedules.
“God i can’t believe you’re all in the same class for physical education. this sucks” dante groans.
“ Hey man it’s okay, we’re in the same class for engineering so it’s not all bad” travis replies.
“ i guess ..”
“hey you better look more enthusiastic before i shove a drill up your ass”
“ well..” garroth sheepishly replies. “I bet you’re jealous i’m in the same dorm room as laurance!!”
“ WAIT WHAT?” Dante yells.
Even laurance was perplexed as they hadn’t compared dorm room scheduling yet. He looks down on keycar that’s told him his dorm room and he looked at garroths.
room 104.
“oh my god. WERE IN THE SAME ROOM. WERE ROOMATES!”
He embraces garroth in a bro hug because there’s nothing that screams bro more than passionately embracing each other in a corridor because you get to be roomies.
Dante and travis scurry to check if they get to be roommates and are utterly defeated by the power of garroth and laurances roomie power.
“well … i guess me and dante are next to each other” travis lets out a defeated sigh.
“but …. we’re in rooms 156 and 157”
“wait doesn’t that mean you’ll be on a completely different floor??” garroth says confused.
“yup!! how fun!” dante says with more sarcasm than zane after aphmau makes him call her the pony princess.
“oh damn” is all laurance could manage to say, feeling bad for the two in front of them but hiding his utter excitement for sharing a room with garroth.
The two disappointed bros aka danvis (not canon for this sorry) sluggishly crawled away from laurance and garroth to quest on finding their rooms and potential horrific roommates.
Garroth and laurance couldn’t contain their excitement once they had left and hurried on over to their dorm room and no one had to know they squealed like little girls.
Room 104.
this was it.
He was finally gonna be with garroth and in his own space.
They unlocked the door with the passes they had collected from the reception desk and looked in. It was as simple of a dorm as could be but it was plenty enough for the imaginations to run wild and excitement to be free.
When first entering you get a view of the living room to the left. its small but there sits a tv on a coffe table against the wall with a couch faced opposite with a small glass table in the middle. They later find out it’s a pull out couch and it makes for the best sleepovers. To the right is a small kitchen/ dining area. The kitchen is small but homey and fits a dishwasher and washing machine 🫢. how amazing !!! And a small table that fits with 4 chairs surrounding it. Then behind these two rooms goes into a smaller corridor that’s open to view. It shelters 2 bathrooms, one bathroom has a bath and the other has a shower. And a single bedroom!!! ( laughs evily)
Garroth was more excited to explore was already all over everything. Excited about the kitchen, the stove, the couch, THE TV, the bathroom, the chairs. And laurance couldn’t help but imagine the two cooking in the kitchen together, having long talks at the dinner table, cuddle sessions on the couch- wait BRO SESSIONS ON THE COUCH AHAHA LOL YEAH….
laurance wasn’t fooling anyone except his inner demons. (my inner demons)
But garroth snapped him out of his thoughts.
“uhh.. laurance?”
“ yeah ?? what’s up”
he walked over to the blonde stood in the doorway of the one bedroom in their whole place.
“there’s…. only one bed..”
Laurance looked in confused. There really was only one bed. But this is supposed to be a two person room? Surely there must be another room somewhere?
laurance and garroth sat on the couch in contemplation.
“so let me get this straight” laurance began.
“they gave us 2 bathrooms, a whole tv AND NINTENDO, beautiful kitchen, but a single bedroom with one bed.”
“yup..”
laurance thought further and harder. more than he had ever thought before.
So many things in his life have led him to this moment.
His ginger hair era, his emo era, his past situationship with gene, his past obsession with aphmau, the one time garroth accidentally kicked a football square into his face that caused him to have a horrible nosebleed that made KC (kawaii chan) faint because she can’t stand blood but then she also got a nose bleed from falling.
All of these events.
to this one moment.
“ i’m okay with it, we got a free nintendo” garroth finally says.
“yeah me too. the beds like huge too so i dont really care too much” laurance says back.
“ wanna play mario kart?”
“ oh you mean wanna WIN at mario kart then sure”
“ oh you’re on pretty boy”
and that
is how…
hold on
what the fuck is wrong with these two.. why are they not like being awkward and shy about this what the fuck.
i wanted a like “ l-laurance sama…. this means my toes might brush against yours during the night… a-are you sure you’re prepared to deal with that…… with … me ??”
“ yes my bbg 6000. If it’s you… i’m prepared to deal with anything “ and imagine he has big muscles.
“oh laurance ! let’s get married and have 5 door babies!!”
“that’s physically impossible wheather we were men or not but of course my lovely pookie wookie bear “
sorry about that
im actually pissing myself laughing
Notes:
WUAAAA
my chapters are short but i am writing this at almost 4 am so i gotta cut myself some slack considering i can barely use more than 2 braincells at a time.
Chapter 3: Intoxicating love
Summary:
WEE WOO WEE WOO
we’re getting dangerous here
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Garroth groans leaning his head back as he was about to tie with laurance in their ferocious battle that was mario kart but was interrupted by loud knocking at the door. Laurance gives a smirk knowing he would come back and “accidentally” turn the game off allowing laurance to win.
He opens the door to be greeted by dante, aphmau, KC (kawaii chan) and katelyn! He invites them in and they all pile into the space taking in how the dorms are so copied and pasted. Aphmau went and sat on the couch with garroth, laurance leaned his back up against the couch to face the kitchen where katelyn and KC sat. And dante leaned over the kitchen counter like the sassy king he is in his bitch pose. “You guys got a free fucking nintendo?? what the hell ??” katelyn utters out in pure disbelief.
laurance gives a smug smile while crossing his arms “yup. we’re just that lucky. and garroth is lucky enough to have already lost to me”
“HEY!! I WAS ABOUT TO BE TIED WITH YOU” garroth tries to defend himself, however he’s sitting criss cross apple sauce so it’s hard to take him seriously (soz gar gar). “yeah yeah garroth, we all know you kinda suck at games” aphmau giggles. garroth just crosses his arms and sinks into the couch like a big baby.
Laurance ruffles his hair in an attempt to comfort the blonde before turning back to the others. “so how are your guys dorm rooms!”
“ugh don’t even get me started, i’m somehow sharing a room with both aphmau and KC” katelyn groans taking a swig of her monster like some single dad working overtime and 3 kids to take care of.
“ Oh come on katelyn, it’s not that bad!!” KC utters cheerfully. Laurance gives a confused look before saying
“ Aren’t dorm rooms only made for 2 people?”
“ well that’s what we thought” aphmau said looking between katelyn and KC, then back to laurance.
“we have two rooms but one room has another bed so i guess they decided to make a 3 way room” “don’t say 3 way ever again” garroth utters causing them all to chuckle a bit.
“ And while i don’t get to share a room with travis, turns out my roommate is my brother gene!” Laurance rolls his eyes at the mere mention at the name. “now, now laurance.. i know you have your history but if it’ll make you feel any better travis’ roommate hasn’t even shown up today so that’s always a good sign” dante explains. Laurance smiles. “that’s what he gets for waking up late” “oh of course he woke up late “ katelyn scoffs. aphmau gives her the oogly eyes and katelyn flips her off.
“soooo~” says dante pushing himself away from his cunty pose over the counter to next to the doors in the hallway. He pushes one open to reveal that instead of being another room it’s just another bathroom.
“sharing a room are we “ he cocks up an eyebrow suggestively because he thinks he’s all smug but everyone finds him a bit cringey. He also somehow knew there was only one room, perhaps dante is some sort of god… No. absolutely not. That’s a funny thought. he just read the script i made. wait what.
Laurance gets up and makes his way over. “ even better” he opens the door to their room to reveal…
one bed.
“we’re sharing precious sleeping quarters too”
They’re all a bit surprised and aphmau and dante burst out laughing at the thought. “REALLY?? WHAT? LAURANCE WILL YOU BE OKAY WITH GARROTHS SNORING??” Aphmau exclaims followed by dante. “MAN YOURE NOT GONNA SLEEP A WINK” “OKAY OKAY GUYS. MY SNORING ISNT THAT BAD ANYMORE” garroth once more tries to defend himself. “that’s what they all say” katelyn remarks from the side.
“are you guys gonna cuddleeee~“ KC asks excitedly, clearly wanting to know for “personal reasons” judging by the excited swishing of her tail.
“oh yeah totally dude!! so many bro cuddles are gonna happen here maybe even bro dates and bro commitments to be with each other til death do us part” laurance says sarcastically.
“oh come on guys theres no way you won’t snuggle up to each other, that would be so cuttee” aphmau retorts but it ends as a squeal. I say a squeal but there’s no way a human could hear the high frequency she just heard so i’m sorry to any nearby dogs.
“Nothing but bro activities here aphmau sorry to disappoint you lovelies” garroth retorts.
“okay laurance and garroth being gay aside, ARE WE FINALLY GONNA HAVE THAT PARTEYYYY OR WHAT CAUSE IVE GOT THE DRINKS LOCKED AND LOADED?” dante jumps around excitedly because this is the moment he’s waited for his whole life (that’s a lie).
“ oh yeah! totally, we can have it here if you wanna invite everyone over and get set up” laurance suggests. The two bubblegum haired girls stand up to begin leaving.
“so we’ll meet back in an hour?” aph asks getting up off the sofa after giving garroth a playful punch. “yup” garroth says playfully kicking her back but missing leaving aphmau to cackle and run away. “Bye guys !!!” laurance says leading them out the door before shutting it.
Time skip like 2-3 hours.
because i’m actually lazy as fuck.
The apartment that was once full of garroths cries of losing at mario kart and laurances cackles of glory accompanied by the odd box and luggage was now bustling with their friends with lots of party snacks and alcohol thrown around. Aphmau brought like the cheapest saddest looking disco light in the entire world that everyone burst out into laughter upon seeing it but it did the job and that’s all they needed.
travis was in charge of the music for approximately 12 seconds because he threw on his Girl group k-pop playlist titled “slaying these bitches with girl power 🎀” that was 34 hours long and got the most aggressive glares causing him to mope in a corner for 10 minutes. Sadly no slaying was going to happen at this party. Actually slaying was going to happen because hot to go by chapell roan came on and while it wasn’t fancy by twice it was good enough.
They had begun with a short game to get the party going and everyone in a bustling mood but by this point everyone was either tipsy or already absolutely wasted…….
apart from aaron.
he was unwillingly designated the only sober one incase someone happens to jump out of a window. (yes this happened once, no i won’t tell you who it was)
Laurance was one of the ones who was pretty much gone. Head empty but also full as fuck. The lights were starting to become a bit too bright though, the air a little too stuffy, the noises painstakingly loud and garroth had unbuttoned just too many buttons and was looking a little too hot. I’d like to say he smugly walked off to the furthest bathroom to the left of their shared room but he infact got about 2 steps before tumbling onto the floor and then repeated this cycle all the way there. He thought he looked sexy and smooth strutting over there so i guess that’s all that matters. He looked into the mirror, hands barely holding him up against the sink. His hair was sticking out into all sorts of directions. his eyes looked like they were half closed and rubbed his face because it almost didn’t feel real at how drunk he was. His shirt was messed up and showing a lot of collarbone which some may say was intentional. (it was SO intentional babes. you are not hiding anything you cunty whore)
laurances thoughts were just everywhere. Garroth isn’t even like all that yknow. He’s my best bro, like he’s been my rock since before high school yknow it’s not possible to just suddenly wake up one day from a stupid sleepover and be like whoa i love his beautiful blue eyes and his really gorgeous well combed blonde hair that literally shimmers in the sun and it’s always really nice to see him in the sun because it’s like he almost starts radioactive glowing in a good way and usually when it’s sunny we go to the beach and when we go to the beach he doesn’t wear a shir- WAIT NO STOP LAURANCE.
He proceeds to smack himself in the face almost appalled by his own thoughts. But they’re his thoughts after all. So he throws some cold water onto his face and decides he’s gonna get his act together and stop thinking about him.
But once again as soon as he left the dimly lit, peaceful, calm bathroom he was hit with a wave of nausea and discomfort at just how loud everything outside was and the smell and the noise and the sight. He staggered over to their room and closed the door behind him before falling onto the bed.
There wasn’t anything set up yet apart from the bedsheets. The bed was a king size which was quite luxurious but they found out the reason there was only one was because garroths dad personally got the bed exchanged for him and the nintendo was also a gift so in a lot of ways he was lucky to be with garroth. The bed was really nice and soft and the sheets were a mixture of his and garroths scents as they decided to make use of both of the bedsheets they had brought, combining the two together. He smiled being able to smell himself and garroth together almost like they were intertwined as one. It’s the same smell he would have whenever he’d steal garroths hoodies.
He smacked himself again because he was AGAIN thinking about him.
what is going on with me. I don’t like him THAT much do i ??
once you start being in denial there’s no going back. (james marriott)
Then the door suddenly tumbles open and is quickly shut and locked not giving laurance a second to comprehend someone came in. It also didn’t give him time to comprehend the fact that whoever came in suddenly fell onto the ground with a loud thud.
Laurance shot up and saw.. garroth ?? He had face planted onto the ground and simply layed there.
there’s no way he got so wasted he came in here to die did he ?
Laurance pushed out the possibilities of death and nudged the blonde with his leg. “ dude… are you good??” Garroth quickly shot up and miraculously stood up straight before making eye contact with laurance.
“OHHHH. I didn’t know you were in here laurance” He then took a seat next to the brunette and continued looking into his eyes. Almost too much but they were both drunk as fuck.
“And i’m okayy don’t worry, i just realised how nice laying on the ground is yknow”
“garroth i love a good floor lay down as much as the next guy but there are much better places to be laying”
“like where” garroth inched a little closer and cocked his head to the side a little suggestively.
“like.. this bed” laurance layed down in his previous position.
“and anything else ..?” he heard the blonde, who was now slowly on all fours creeping up on top of him.
“ … and me “ laurance finally uttered out.
“Just laying down on you ??? it does seem quite comfy doesn’t it” garroth teasingly said while tracing one finger in circular motions along laurances torso. Laurance reached up with one hand cupping garroths face like it was made to hold him in this way.
“you could also just finally kiss me already but i guess that’s up to the great ro’maeve to decide” Garroth smirked now full of confidence and without hesitation pressed his lips against laurances.
It was slightly forced but had a sense of yearning and passion behind it. They continued to kiss like it was almost natural for them. It was almost like they were meant to do this. Their bodies pressed against each other, laurances hair combing through garroths soft hair and garroths hands not being able to touch anywhere but laurance.
They had both been craving and yearning for each other and like starved animals they devoured.
The kisses were sloppy, aggressive and rushed but so intimate. It was gentle at times too and so so beautiful to them. Garroth pulls away momentarily and sits up followed by the brunette. He begins leaving kisses all down laurances neck begins taking off his shirt while saying in a drunk love struck haze. “yknow i have a thing for brunettes” laurance giggles back.
“well i have a thing for doors”
“but im not a door”
“shut up and keep kissing me” he grabs his collar and they’re both pushed down back onto the bed.
Laurances poor poor shirt is now thrown into the middle of the room abandoned, ostracised, crying out to him from the painful wound of being discarded like useless junk. But the hope of knowing it’ll be washed the next day made it calm.
Garroth continues to kiss him, moving down to his neck and sucking a bit harder in certain areas that made laurance moan out in pleasure. Garroth knew he was doing a good job when the brunette under him squirmed around while grabbing the bed sheets in one hand and tugging garroths hair in the other.
He began moving down his chest but laurance grabbed his face and tugged at garroths shirt in annoyance that it was there. “i know you’ve unbuttoned like half of your shirt already but it’s not fair if only im the shirtless one.” laurance said pouting which instantly made him surrender and chuckle.
He sat up and withdrew his shirt, also discarding it across the room. Laurance, a bit to excited at seeing garroth shirtless, sat up and threw the other over so now he was layed down with laurance on top of him. Like a wild beast he began smothering garroth in kisses and hickeys and licking him and doing everything he could to get all sorts of reactions out of garroth. The suddenness of this and the pleasure of it all were mixed up in the air and they were so far gone it turned to being pure pleasure and joy.
After a while garroth stopped laurance before he would get to anywhere more dangerous and flipped him back over so he was on top of him again. They both stayed still for a while examining the other in the dim light trying not to forget every detail even though the copious amounts of drinks they had prior would seem this impossible. Although they were both drunk and intoxicated with the rush of what they both experienced they could both only think one thing.
he looks so beautiful right now.
Notes:
i think i’d rather end myself than write smut about 2 minecraft characters so i think i can leave the rest up to your imagination.
As a honourable asexual i weirdly do enduldge in these topics but am definitely not good at writing them so that will not be happening.HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!
DarkPhoenix78910 on Chapter 3 Wed 24 Jul 2024 07:08AM UTC
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