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not nearly enough charlie dompler x reader stuff out there for my liking i really need him

here’s some headcanons for you guys! this is specifically a headcanons book(?) just for charlie, may or may not put in some oneshots too just for giggles but for now i’m sticking to headcanons <3

- charlie is genuinely one of the sweetest guys to date. he has a very hard exterior he tries to put up considering he’s an “alpha male” but really, he is just as soft as he looks.
- he loves to be close to you. even if it’s just looking over your shoulder at your phone while you’re scrolling on tiktok
- he’ll put his arms around your waist while you sit on his lap and he’ll watch you scroll on social media and go on tangents once in a while about a nonsense post on twitter or something
- “trump got shot and they missed? dude- seriously they-they had one job… dude they had one job. i wouldn’t even miss man”
- sleeping with him is a bit of a sweaty tangled nightmare
- he moves around a lot in his sleep but if you’re sleeping with him he’s moving around with you in his arms
- he loves when you’re on top of him (sexual and fluffy)
- he also loves to randomly put all his weight on you
- like he’ll literally just see you laying in the bed and he thinks it’s hilarious to climb over you and lay on you
- “charlie i can’t breathe”
- “shh it’s ok i know you love me”
- when it comes to the L word he’s much more comfortable saying it than other people usually are
- he says he loves people straight to their faces usually
- before you guys were even dating he’d be like “i love you man”
- he got kinda nervous saying it when you guys were going into the “more than friends” phase, but his logic was that he already said it multiple times. sure, the love is deeper this time, but that shouldn’t stop him from admitting how he feels, right?
- it does feel different when he says it to you after the first night you spend together
- “hey… i know you already know this but when i say i love you… i-i really do mean it”
- someone pass the tissues and not just for the cum on your ass!
- he LOVES taking you out to eat or just eating in general
- dating a fat guy was the greatest thing you’ve ever done
- he’s not the greatest cook, but he still tries
- when you guys are stoned he will come up with the craziest combos but somehow it always turns out delicious
- he likes to feed you but no feeder shit
- kinda just like “here comes the airplane”
- kissing him is so much fun
- it’ll be so soft and romantic and then out of no where he’ll stuff his tongue in your mouth trying to mess with you and then you choke and he’s laughing his ass off
- but when you’re really really kissing he gets really into it
- he’s a very passionate kisser
- sometimes he moans when you guys are in the middle of kissing
- if you catch him off guard with a peck on the lips itll sometimes get a small little “mm” outta him
- he’s very vocal during the no no
- but i won’t get too into that in this one ;)
- overall… date charlie. you won’t regret it

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- charlie on his days off doesn’t normally have that much to do except maybe once in a while hang out with pim or something but for the most part he’s just super lazy
- before he met you, he would often game all day and order food
- after he met you, he games all day, orders food, and fucks you!
- riveting experience by the way
- i won’t make things too explicit for those who aren’t nsfw enjoyers (but really, who isn’t?)
- but i will say, this man will have you in positions you didn’t even know you could go in
- by the way, charlie is not judgemental whatsoever about the state of your body. hygiene matters to him, but at the same time if you’re ever depressed and in a state where you can’t shower everyday, he doesn’t mind, and will still provide pleasure to you because he knows you’d need/want it
- body shape and body type also doesn’t matter to him
- he knows someone beautiful when he sees one
- if you’re heavyset, he doesn’t care, he has no fucking room to care anyway
- if you’re skinny, he doesn’t care either. he might tease you a little to put some meat on them bones but it’s all in good fun
- if you’re just in the middle again he does not give a shit
- all that matters to him is that you’re actually dating him and you actually love him which is insane to him
- anyway back to the topic at hand this man fucks like idk bout y’all but
- he was a virgin till his senior year and he never shut up about it until his partner at the time broke up with him because he kept telling people about it
- most of what he knows about sex is from actual fucking porn like he studies that shit i’m not even gonna lie
- anyway
- point made here is that charlie is really hot and also great because he doesn’t fucking judge you and he will make out with you and make love to you