Archive of Our Own ^beta

Party every night like my last
Mami you know the drill, shake that ass
Go ahead, baby, let me see what you got
You know you got the biggest booty in this spot

-Pitbull

kevin swirled his drank around in his cup, staring up at the tv. belching, he glanced up at the sight before him.

"i have something to announce to all of my god-fearing patriots on this special 4th of July night," announced that bitch firecracker. "i am a home-ah-sexuah. and i am in love with that marxist FREAK (*smirks*) star-ligh , "

the deep (kevin) gasped. his gills rippled with surprise under his skin-tight wetsuit

The homelander was panned to next (by the camera filming on the tv (filming the tv show, you can't see the camera man because he's f imaling) ) "Cracker here was inspired by Brave Maeve, our favorite lesbian. God rest her homosexual soul." Homelounger paused. "Well, according to the Bible..."

but the kevin started to "fuc*" swore kevin (the deep). "i wish i was a brave maeve too." 

ambrosius (can' spell name sory ) voice flooded the deep  head . "*squid noises*"

kevin nodded thinking about amroseds' wise words. "she was so right. I should stick up for myself and think about my own happiness ". the deep' gils whimpered

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"starlamp won't return my calls" said the cracker, continuing on the screen "and sage and i only had a steamy sexy moment Once so i am so lonelyi. but since a-train and hughie cardinal's BRAVE love story surfaced on reddit, i felt inspired to come forward myself with my love." Cracker nodded sagely and smiled. 

the screen changed to show a picture of a-train and hemorrhoid carson engaging in a passionate french kiss. in the background, a british/australian man was gagging at the sight....

but..waIT

the deep shot out of his seat, pointing furiously at the screen, "thta's my shoulder. that's mY FUCKING SHOULDER. THEY CUT ME OUT OF THE FUCKING PCITURE"

the deep broke down into a full breakdown , his gills quivering with every cry he shouted. "they cut me out of the goddamn picture, how could they!!?" he sobbed. "a-train knows i love homoeroticism what the heck

the yaoi urge in the deep only ddeepneed in his soul.. he had to fulfil his yaoi desire. and firecrack's lonely lame lesbianism only made kevin's homoerotism need flurous s.

a-train knew the deep loved gay people because. well. they WAS gay pepel </3

but a-train wasn't on the same level of yaoi and yrui loving that the deep was. "you can't catch the a-train, baby" reginald would always say. even if itwasn't related to the conversation..

"i has to find black noir." the deep set out the door. "he know s the Bro Code. afterall........sexuality is a spectrum>"

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black noir the second was playing on his tomogatchi wen the deep stomred in to the six room. or is it the seven. room.

"bro."

black noir put down his tomogatchi. "bro?" his eyes twinkled like stars in the night sky.

"bro..." the deep scratched his gloved hand along his bald head.

"...bro" black nair scoffed, shaking his head in exasperation. his brows creased as he pursed his lips, contemplating. "bro."

the deep threw up his hands into the air and spat, "bro!"

black noir stood up from his seat, beginning to pace the room. after a pregnant pause, he clutched his left hand with his right against his heart, toes scuffing the linolium tiles. "bro..." black noir's words faltered. he self-consiously shook his head and lowered his hands, fidding with his black-gloved fingers. "bro?"

the deep stepped forward, the corner of his mouth lifting into a shy smile. "...bro," he smiled, catching one of black noir's hands between his own. he played with his limp fingers, gloved hands entwined. "bro."

black nori began to smile back at his fishy friend. "bro."

the two began passionately making out, leaving little room to breathe. it was a fight for air, a life-or-death battle between the ninja and the fishman.

but all good (?) things must come to an end.

the ghost of madelyn stillwell floated up from the floor . "why are you gay boys smacking lips on company hours?"

black naori jumped  back from the kevin. "bro!" he pointed at the chost.

"ignore that female , bro. " kevin smirked. "does it look like i respect women?"

"bro!" black noir looked aghast. "I am a feminist." he scoffed, leaving the room, but not without taking his tomogotchi 

the deep looked down at his clothed chest, the outlines of his gills visible through his skinsuti .. "it looks like it's jut me and you gillbert."

but kevin was satiated. he only prayed that one day he would be able to makeout with the homelander and make a vought harem </3