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MochiQueen: @everyone Alright you harlots, get in here

Alien Queen: What’s gotten you so aggressive this evening?

Froppy: Ribbit

Economy: Now now, Ochaco-chan, let’s not start name-calling people

BassBoost: I highly doubt Momo and I are harlots. Mina and Toru on the other hand are debatable

Crisis: Rude

MochiQueen: Now that I have everyone’s attention

MochiQueen: What are you girls doing to Deku?!!!

Crisis: What are you talking about? We’re not doing anything to him

Economy: I have to agree with Toru here, we’re not doing anything to him

Alien Queen: Why are you so concerned about him?

BassBoost: She does have a point, you have been rather protective of him as of late. Why is that?

MochiQueen: He’s my friend, and he doesn't need us distracting him

Alien Queen: We're not distracting him, if anything he’s helping us

Crisis: Maths is hard

BassBoost: Yeah, he’s helping us with our studies

MochiQueen: Even Momo?

Economy: I’m helping him help this lot

Economy: He can’t do it all on his own

Economy: So, correction, we aren’t doing, or planning, anything with him

Froppy: Well, I don’t know what you girls are doing, but I’m planning to get close to him so that I can bear his children

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

Froppy: What? I’m being honest. I know what I want, and what I want is Midoriya and his children

Alien Queen: OK, that’s, blunt

Alien Queen: But then again, it’s Tsu. She’s like, bluntness personified

MochiQueen: Why?

MochiQueen: Why are you interested in him?

Froppy: Let's see, he’s kind, smart, strong, cute, hot, he has legs that I want my head crushed by, strong arms I want to be held in, and crushed by as well, abbs I want to lick, and a feral mode I want him to fuck me into submission with

Froppy: Also have you seen his United States of World Smash? Because I have, and I want him to use that on my ass

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

Alien Queen: Holy fuck girl

Crisis: And here I thought I was horny

BassBoost: I may need a few moments of alone time now

Economy: I’m, conflicted right now

MochiQueen: TSU!

Froppy: What?

MochiQueen: I trusted you!

Froppy: Clearly I was not informed of this, as I was unaware that you trusted me not to go after the only viable man in this class

BassBoost: Wait, only viable man in class?

Froppy: Aoyama and Eijiro are gay as fuck, Ida is far too strict, Mashirao is bland, Denki is a joke, Koda, Shoji and Todoroki are all ace, Sato is already taken, Sero may have tape, which is good for bondage, but he is also taken

Economy: Wait, Sato and Sero are taken?

Froppy: They are dating a second-year and management student respectively

Froppy: Anyway, Tokoyami is a bit too gloomy for me, Bakugo is a flat-out dick, and grape bitch deserves death

BassBoost: As much as I hate to admit it, she is right

Crisis: Wait, Todoroki is ace?

Economy: Unfortunately yes, he has no interest in either sex. How Tsu found out about that is concerning since he only told this to me

Froppy: I’m in your walls

Alien Queen: That’s my thing!

Alien Queen: I’m the one who hides in your walls and plans to do lewd things to people

Crisis: Kinky

Alien Queen: Not helping

Alien Queen: Also Tsu, get out of my walls before a certain grape gets ideas

Froppy: Don’t worry, I’m not in there anyway

Froppy: Can’t even fit in the vents

Alien Queen: Good

MochiQueen: Wait, so, all of you have feelings for Deku?

Froppy: Yes

Alien Queen: I mean, Tsu is right, he is really the hottest guy in class

Economy: And one of the smartest

BassBoost: He has good taste in music

Crisis: He’s the only person who notices me whenever I’m around. Even you lot tend to forget I’m around

Alien Queen: Again, sorry about that

MochiQueen: But why?

MochiQueen: We don’t even know if he wants kids

Froppy: Ocho-chan, that is a lie and you know it

Froppy: His interactions with Eri prove otherwise

Froppy: He’s the perfect husband

MochiQueen: I know

Froppy: And has the potential to fuck me senseless

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

BassBoost: Ok! So, damage control

BassBoost: I am about twenty seconds away from using my jacks as a vibrator whilst daydreaming of Green deep-throating me so hard he snaps my choker whilst Momo eats me out

BassBoost: How about you lot?

Alien Queen: I so wish I had a new dildo right about now, my old one, dissolved

Economy: I can make you one

Alien Queen: Acid-proof?

Economy: Acid-proof and capable of ejaculation

Froppy: …

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

Crisis: Holy fuck!

BassBoost: Oh my Momo!

Alien Queen: You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

Froppy: When did Momo get horny?

Economy: Tsu-chan, please

Economy: I’ve always been horny

Economy: I just hid it better

BassBoost: So, why reveal it now?

Economy: Considering Tsu dived this entire chat face-first into debauchery, hiding my own hornyness seems, hypocritical

Economy: Why do you think I called myself ‘Economy’?

Economy: It’s so that Midoriya can ruin the economy

Froppy: …

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

Economy: Also, Kyoka-chan~

BassBoost: I need an adult

Economy: Don’t think I haven’t noticed how you’ve been looking at me in the changing room~

Economy: Or that eat you out comment you made~

BassBoost: Halp!

Alien Queen: OK! So, looks like Midori is not the only one in danger tonight

Alien Queen: I did not see this coming

Economy: You have no idea how long I've been waiting to just let loose like this

Economy: Being prim and proper all the time is so draining. Not helped by my father believing that I should act a certain way and not deviate in any way shape or form, otherwise, I’d be ‘disrespecting’ the Yaoyorozu bloodline

Economy: I just want to have some fun from time to time

Froppy: And get ravaged by Midoriya

Economy: That too

Economy: God I just want him to just fuck me senseless whilst talking about quirks

MochiQueen: Pardon?

Economy: Whenever Midoriya goes on one of his quirk analyses I just get so, OOOOOOHHHH~

MochiQueen: Oh no

MochiQueen: Please tell me Momo isn’t sapiosexual?

BassBoost: It sounds like she is

Froppy: I was not expecting this 

Alien Queen: I’m surprised you know of that Ocho

MochiQueen: … 

BassBoost: You're sapiosexual too, aren’t you?

MochiQueen: …

MochiQueen: No

Froppy: I believe she means yes

MochiQueen: No I don’t!

MochiQueen: I don’t find anything about Deku attractive

Froppy: … 

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

MochiQueen: … 

Economy: You struggled to type that, didn’t you?

MochiQueen: Yes

BassBoost: Wow, we’re learning a lot about Ochaco today

Alien Queen: Yep, like her crush on Deku~

MochiQueen: I don’t have a crush on him

Froppy: Ochaco-chan, do you want me to post a transcript from that ‘fic’ you made about a green-haired man and his Auburn-haired sex slave?

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

BassBoost: OK, I did not see THAT coming

MochiQueen: Tsu, I hate you now

Froppy: Ribbit?

MochiQueen: I started this chat to stop you girls from doing anything to Deku and give him some space. But now you’ve got me horny for him!

MochiQueen: I was trying to suppress those thoughts, and those fics were my way of doing that!!!

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

MochiQueen: …

MochiQueen: Oh no

Froppy: Ribbit

MochiQueen has deleted one message

MochiQueen: NO one saw that!

BassBoost: Too late

Crisis: Screenshot

Alien Queen: Caught in 4K

Economy: So, your true goal is to take Midoriya all for yourself?

MochiQueen: No

BassBoost: I heard a thud

BassBoost: I think Ochaco has hit the ceiling

MochiQueen: No!

MochiQueen: Maybe 

MochiQueen: FUCK!

Economy: OK girls! STOP!

Economy: I think we should all back off! Because clearly, we are causing Ochaco some distress here

Alien Queen: We are?

MochiQueen: Yes!

MochiQueen: This isn’t how I wanted this to go!

Froppy: … 

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

BassBoost: I think Momo’s right, we need to back up a bit here

Alien Queen: Yeah, I think you're right. We’re getting a bit too 

Crisis: @MochiQueen are you ok?

Economy: Toru, no. Let's give her some space for now

MochiQueen: No no, I’m fine

MochiQueen: It’s just, I didn’t plan this going like this

MochiQueen: I just wanted you girls to not go after Deku, not reveal how horny we all are for him

Froppy: Yeah, I may have gone a bit overboard 

Froppy: Sorry

Alien Queen: Yeah I think we might have pushed Ochaco a bit too much here

Alien Queen: You know I like to tease, but this was a bit too much, even for me

BassBoost: Now I feel like a bitch 

Crisis: Same

Crisis: Sorry Ochaco 

MochiQueen: It’s ok girls, I just, didn’t realise how strongly you all felt about Deku

MochiQueen: I just thought you all were just trying to distract him

Froppy: Yeah, sorry about that

Froppy: It’s just that, as I’ve previously stated, he’s the only guy in this class I like

Alien Queen: Same with the rest of us. He’s so nice

Crisis: And smart

Economy: And intelligent

BassBoost: He’s like, the most perfect potential husband in this class

Froppy: It’s almost impossible for us not to be horny for him

MochiQueen: I know

MochiQueen: I’ve been desperately trying to hold my feelings for him back until we’re done with university. We’re both so busy with classwork so we don’t really have time for dating

MochiQueen: Guess I didn’t take my classmates into account

Alien Queen: No you did not

Crisis: So, despite knowing each other for a few months and getting attacked by villains several times, we’ve all been acting normal in this chat room

Crisis: But, the moment Ochaco asks if we’re planning anything with Midori, we’re suddenly all revealing how fucking horny we are for the green bean

Crisis: Did someone flick a switch or something?

Froppy: Yes

Froppy: And I regret nothing

MochiQueen: Tsu!

Froppy: Ok. I regret one thing

MochiQueen: Good

MochiQueen: No mochi for your for a week!

Froppy: Not worth it

BassBoost: OK. So, we all have it bad for Green, that much is very clear

BassBoost: What do we do about it?

MochiQueen: Nothing at the moment!

MochiQueen: There is a reason why I wanted to wait till after we were done with university. So that I can help build his confidence up!

MochiQueen: Do you guys have any idea how low his self-confidence is? I know he tries to hide it, but, I can tell he has so little confidence in himself

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

Froppy: …

Froppy: The risk I took was calculated, but, damn, I am bad at maths

BassBoost: Yeah, that is a problem

Crisis: He always acts so, undeserving whenever we complement him, even for small things

Alien Queen: It’s kind of sad really

Alien Queen: He’s so strong, but he’s always acting as if he’s worthless

Economy: I have to agree

Economy: Honestly, I still wish he kept his position as class representative

Economy: Tenya is good and all but, he’s too by the book for my liking

Economy: In my personal opinion, Midoriya earned his position fair and square and should not have given it up

MochiQueen: This is why I wanted to wait till after we’re done with university

MochiQueen: He might not have the emotional capacity to handle someone confessing to him at the moment

Alien Queen: So, what you're saying is that we need to work on boosting his confidence before any of us even think of asking him out

MochiQueen: Yes

MochiQueen: Which is what I’m already doing, it’s just a slow process

Alien Queen: Well then, looks like someone is in need of some help

Crisis: Well, I’m for one willing to help our resident green bean

BassBoost: Considering everything he’s done for us, we might as well do something for him

Economy: I’m sure I have a few books that we can use

Froppy: If I want to get my buff green boyfriend, then I’m going to help him 

MochiQueen: Tsu!

Froppy: Sorry

Froppy : insert soviet national anthem

Froppy: OUR boyfriend

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

BassBoost: I mean, I won't say no to sharing him

Economy: You're just saying that so that you could get into a threesome with me and Midoriya 

BassBoost: Maybe

Alien Queen: Well, I’m game

Crisis: Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

MochiQueen: …

MochiQueen: How did this end up like this?

Froppy: Because we are all secretly horny for our classes resident Green cinnamon roll and want to help him gain confidence so that we can all ask him out on a date

Froppy: And get fucked senseless by him

BassBoost: Please don’t say that so casually 

Economy: Says the girl who wants me to eat her out

BassBoost: True

Crisis: Yeah, you kind of just, outed that out of the blue

BassBoost: Yeah, I am regretting that a lot now. But, to be fair, I’m not lying

BassBoost: Damn you all for bringing out my horny side!

MochiQueen: I would take responsibility for all this, seeing that I started this entire mess. But seeing that I had the purest intentions FROM THE START! I will not

MochiQueen: Still, we need to work on helping Deku get more confident before ANY of us try anything

Economy: Agreed

BassBoost: So, plan to help Green improve his confidence?

MochiQueen: Later

MochiQueen: It’s late, and this whole debacle has left me with a lot to think about

Alien Queen: Fair

Alien Queen: It is late, and we have more classwork in the morning

Crisis: Sleep is good

Froppy: We’ll talk more about this in the morning then. When we’re well-rested

Economy: Agreed

Economy: Today was not a good day to be going over something like this

MochiQueen: Yeah, I know. I just wanted to get this over and done with before someone tried something

MochiQueen: Also Momo, can you make me one of those ejaculating dildos, please?

MochiQueen: I find myself needing one

Economy: Don’t worry, I had a feeling that we all need one

BassBoost: You are a goddess Momo!

Economy: I’ll be around to give everyone theirs. In the morning that is

Economy: I’m too tired to be making anything that complicated or to instruct five people on how to use them

Froppy: I can wait

Alien Queen: Fine, I’ll wait till morning

BassBoost: Let’s make sure that grape head doesn't find out about them

MochiQueen: Don’t worry, I’ll throw him into orbit if he finds out

Economy: That’s good to know. The last thing we need is for him to start rummaging around in our stuff again

Crisis: This is why Midori does my laundry. He won't take steal my underwear

MochiQueen: You what!!!

Economy: OK. That was unexpected

Froppy: What dirt do you have on him to get him to do that?

Crisis: Nothing

Crisis: We were doing our laundry at the same time and he asked if he could do mine as well. And he’s been doing my laundry ever since

Crisis: I’ve tried to tell him that he doesn't need to do it, but he seems to enjoy it

MochiQueen: Can he do ours as well?

Crisis: Ask him first

MochiQueen: I am learning so much about Deku and everyone else right now

Froppy: You’ll be learning a lot more about him in the morning if this keeps up

MochiQueen: Noted

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MochiQueen : So, is everyone aware of the plan?

Froppy : Yep

Economy : I’m all set on my end

BassBoost : Green will have no idea what will hit him

Crisis : Got it all written down

Alien Queen : Can you go over it again?

MochiQueen : …

MochiQueen : We are going to help Deku improve his confidence and self-worth by supporting and complementing him as much as reasonably possible

MochiQueen : Too much might be bad for him at the moment

Froppy : That is sadly believable 

Crisis : Man needs emotional support STAT

MochiQueen : And that is what we’re doing, helping to improve his self-confidence before ANY of us try anything with him

MochiQueen : And maybe keep other girls away from him

Alien Queen : Someone’s getting jealous~

Economy : Actually, she has a point there

Alien Queen : She does?

MochiQueen : I do?

MochiQueen : I mean, of course I do

Economy : Other girls may show an interest in him and might try to approach him before he’s ready, which would risk setting things back a lot

Alien Queen : So, we need to keep other girls away from our man then

Alien Queen : Shouldn’t be too difficult. No other girls have shown an interest in him yet

MochiQueen : Yet

Alien Queen : …

Alien Queen : Ah

Crisis : Yeah, chances are that other girls may take an interest in him as time goes on, especially from 1-B

MochiQueen : Agreed. Our two classes have been doing a lot more interclass events since the camp attack

Froppy : Well, some of us almost died back then, and Bakugo got kidnapped. Shit like that is what helps people bond

BassBoost : I’m just glad that the majority of them stopped giving us shit for the USJ

BassBoost : Not so fun now when you're the ones fighting for your life against a surprised villain attack

Crisis : Well, Monoma’s still a dick, but I didn’t expect him to change much even AFTER almost dying

Alien Queen : To be fair, he was with us at the extra lessons, so he wasn’t there to witness the chaos of the attack, only that fire guy attacked us

Crisis : Why does he hate our class? We didn’t do shit to him

Alien Queen : He hates us for getting attacked during the USJ

Crisis : That’s it?

Crisis : That’s why he hates us?

Crisis : We almost died back then!

BassBoost : Yeah well, some people just hate people for the dumbest of reasons

Froppy : Can we stop talking about that, I still have nightmares about it

Crisis : Sorry Tsu-chan

Crisis : But, yeah, he has a dumb reason for hating our class

Economy : At least most of his classmates don’t believe his BS

Economy : I should probably ask Itsuka-Chan if she can provide me with a compilation of her karate chopping him

Alien Queen : Please and thank you

Alien Queen : Also, first name basis huh? You got something to tell us Yaomomo? A secret girlfriend perhaps?

Economy : No. As vice representative, I meet with her a lot. And we went on the same disaster of an internship together

Economy : Honestly, if she wasn’t there as well, I may have committed a murder 

BassBoost : Wow, that bad?

Economy : Worst! We did nothing hero-related! All we did was, pose for a perfume advert and stand to the side whilst Uwabami signed autographs

Economy : I should have gone with Toy-Toy

MochiQueen : Wow

MochiQueen : I knew it was bad, but I didn’t think it was that bad

Froppy : She should have been barred from making internships if that’s all she’s doing

Froppy : You were there to learn how to be a hero! Not pose in adverts that you're not even going to get paid for!

Alien Queen : Wow, the frog is angry

Froppy : Angry frog noises

Economy : Oh fuck!

MochiQueen : Let me guess, you only just realised that she used you as free labour?

Economy : Yes 

Crisis : Well, RIP Uwabami. She will not be missed 

BassBoost : I can see the headlines already

BassBoost : Pro hero Uwabami arrested for abusing hero internships 

Economy : It probably won't come to that

Economy : Chances are she’ll still be operating as a hero, she’ll just be blacklisted from offering internships 

Alien Queen : Damn

Crisis : Well, at least no one else will go through what you did

Economy : I hope not!

Economy : She’ll be hearing from my family's legal team shortly

Froppy : How shortly?

Economy : Right now

Froppy : … 

Alien Queen : …

BassBoost : …

Crisis : …

MochiQueen : … 

Crisis : Scary

Economy : Fear me

Economy : The Yaoyorozu lawyers are brutally effective and can organise a successful lawsuit in seconds

Froppy : Well, looks like we’ll be covered on the legal side of things once we’re all with Midoriya

Alien Queen : What legal problems would we face?

Economy : A lot

Economy : Trust me, there is a lot of legal trouble we can get into. Collateral damage, civilian casualties, letting a villain get away, lawsuits, etc. There’s a lot we can get into trouble with, even just doing our jobs can cause problems for us

Economy : Were any of you paying attention to Midnight's class on ‘the importance of having a legal team’?

Alien Queen : I forgot we even had that class

Crisis : I think I have a notebook containing the notes from the class somewhere

MochiQueen : I may have borrowed Deku’s notes on the class

BassBoost : Fuck

Froppy : Ribbit

Economy : God damn it

Economy : At least SOMEONE was paying attention and was prepared for anything we may end up having to deal with

MochiQueen : In his defence, Deku takes down notes on everything. And in my defence, he also helps me study

Crisis : That’s odd, we never see you at the study sessions

Alien Queen : Me thinks she’s been studying with him in secret

MochiQueen : …

Economy : And you said we were distracting him by having him help us study

MochiQueen : In my defence, Ida was the one who started it

Crisis : Ah! So you aren’t trying to pull a fast one

MochiQueen : Nope

MochiQueen : It was actually from those study sessions that I found out that he was helping you lot

Alien Queen : Look, we need that help

Crisis : Some of us aren’t as smart as Momo

Economy : That is true

Economy : Seriously, how are you two so bad at some of our schoolwork?

Alien Queen : We’re trying!

Crisis : Not everyone has both your good looks and intelligence!

BassBoost : They got you there

BassBoost : Not everyone can afford to have the best tutors around you know

MochiQueen : Or two dining halls

MochiQueen : Why do you have two dining halls?

Economy : One’s for everyday use and one’s for parties and events

MochiQueen : Why not have them in the same dining hall?

Economy : It’s so that we can still use the main one when the other one is being set up for the next event. It sees a lot of use

Crisis : What?

Crisis : H-how many times a year is that hall used for parties and events?

Economy : Over 100

Economy : Not including birthdays, Christmas and other holidays

Froppy : Good lord

BassBoost : That’s an excessive number of parties and events

Crisis : I regret asking now

Alien Queen : Why do you have so many?

Economy : Dad has to keep up appearances

Economy : Plus he rents it out to other companies from time to time

Economy : There is a five-year waiting list by the way

MochiQueen : I don’t get rich people

BassBoost : Neither do I

Froppy : And if things work out as we want them to go, we’ll have to get used to this

MochiQueen : Oh fuck

Alien Queen : That’s a lot of parties we have to get used to going to

Economy : We won’t have to go to all of them, only a few

Economy : Most of them are business-related or, as previously stated, being run by someone else, so attendance is not mandatory

Economy : The only ones I go to tend to be birthday parties, our annual Christmas party, and a few other ones

Economy : Although knowing my father, he will insist we hold to wedding reception there as well

Alien Queen : Wow, Momo already thinking ahead to the marriage

Crisis : We haven’t even started dating him yet and you're already planning the wedding?

Economy : Kind of have to since we’re all planning to marry him

Economy : A wedding of that scale will be expensive

MochiQueen : …

Froppy : I think we broke her again

Alien Queen : Yep, looks like it

Crisis : Looks like that’s something else we’re going to have to get used to

Crisis : Money

Economy : I’m starting to think that most people don’t have the level of disposable income as I have

BassBoost : Ya think?

Froppy : Your level of disposable income is absurd Momo

Crisis : Really absurd

MochiQueen : I may never get used to this

Economy : Sorry

BassBoost : So you should be. The amount of money you have is scary

Crisis : I feel like I’m forgetting something

Alien Queen : What about the dildos Momo promised us?

Economy : Oh shit, I knew I was forgetting something

MochiQueen : I can’t believe I asked you for one of them!

BassBoost : We were all suddenly horny after all

Froppy : And I am not sorry 

MochiQueen : Tsu

Froppy : And I am slightly sorry

Froppy : And extremely horny for the green bean

Crisis : Who isn’t?

Crisis : Yesterday kind of showed that we’re all horny for him

Alien Queen : That’s a given, he’s the only viable man in this class who isn’t taken

Economy : I’ll be round momentarily with th-

Economy : On second thoughts, everyone to my room

BassBoost : Why?

Economy : Because I’m going to have to give you guys a tutorial on how to use it

Crisis : Ah

Alien Queen : Are they really that complicated to use?

Economy : Yes

Economy : You’ll need to know how to refill them, set them up, where to plug the charger, and how to make it, well, cum

Froppy : I think we all know how to do that 

MochiQueen : I don’t

Froppy : I can teach you

MochiQueen : … 

MochiQueen : I regret asking for one now

BassBoost : Same

BassBoost : But I’ve long since accepted that I’m stuck in this downward spiral into debauchery with no hope of escape

Alien Queen : We should make sure that Midori never finds out about this server

Crisis : Yeah, he might think differently about us if he found out how horny we were for him

Crisis : We might even break him

Economy : Don’t worry. The only way he would find out about this is if we add him to the server, which is unlikely as why would we add the man of our dreams to a thirst server about him?

MochiQueen : Thirst server?

Froppy : Come on, we practically talk about Midoriya every single day here. Even before we all started openly thirsting after him

BassBoost : True, he did come up a lot in conversation

Froppy : So, we’re way off topic now. So far off that I don’t think we can even see it

Alien Queen : What were we previously talking about?

MochiQueen : Other girls trying to date Deku

Froppy : We need to protect our man from other women

BassBoost : Right, can't forget that

Economy : Another reason why we need the best legal team around

Crisis : I’m somewhat worried about this plan

MochiQueen : What do you mean?

Crisis : Well, it won't just be other girls we have to worry about. I’m worried how the guys will react to us all going after Midori 

BassBoost : She has a point, some of them may feel jealous that we’re all going after the same guy

Alien Queen : Or for one grape-haired arsehole, extremely jealous

Economy : If Grapeist tries anything, I’ll shoot him with a cannon

Froppy : Better idea, shoot him from a cannon

Alien Queen : OMG Tsu, that is evil, I love it

Alien Queen : But yeah, the others might get jealous over us going after the same guy

Economy : Yeah, that may be a problem

Froppy : Do we know of any guys in our class who are interested in us?

Froppy : Baring the grape of course

Economy : I know at least half the boys show some interest in me. Considering how I look, I’m not surprised

BassBoost : You are the curviest girl in class, of course you’ve got boys interested in you

Alien Queen : And girls

BassBoost : Yeah well, that’s a given

Economy : :MomoFlirt:

BassBoost : WTF!

Froppy : WTF!

MochiQueen : WTF!

Alien Queen : WTF!

Crisis : WTF!

MochiQueen : When did we get emojis added to the chat?

Economy : Since yesterday

Economy : I was going to tell you all, but we just got sidetracked by someone calling us all harlots

MochiQueen : Sorry

BassBoost : Why did you decide to add emojis?

Economy : To liven this chat up a bit

Economy : I’ve added a few so feel free to use them

Crisis : Momo, you have no idea what you’ve just unleashed

Froppy : :IFroppinDareYa:

Froppy : I like this one

Crisis : Why did you give Tsu a gun?

BassBoost : Why does the frog have a gun?

Economy : I have no idea

Alien Queen : :MinaNom:

BassBoost : :KyoukaNoU:

MochiQueen : :UraDuck:

MochiQueen : Why am I a duck?

MochiQueen : If anything I’m more like Kirby

Froppy : That is true

Froppy : Give her a large plate of food and she will inhale it. Even the plate

MochiQueen : That was one time!

MochiQueen : Besides, it was an edible plate

Froppy : And weren’t you lucky 

MochiQueen : Still, why am I a duck?

Economy : I was running out of ideas

Economy : Don’t worry, better ones are coming

MochiQueen : There better be!

Crisis : There’s not many emojis here at the moment

MochiQueen : I’m working on some more, so, give it time. They aren’t easy to make

Alien Queen : Anyway, back on topic. There will be issues with the other guys in class since, you know, some of them will be interested in us

Economy : Yes, this could backfire on us in more ways than one if we handle this incorrectly

Economy : We need to proceed with care. So that no one is harmed by this. The last thing we want is for a large number of boys to get pissy with Midoriya just because every girl in class is after him

Froppy : Grape notwithstanding, because no matter what we do, he’ll be pissed off by it

MochiQueen : This is why I wanted to do this in secret. No one would have gotten pissy if it was just me

Crisis : Well too bad, we’re all after the same man now

MochiQueen : I know

Crisis : Man, who knew planning a haram was hard?

Alien Queen : I know right?

Economy : Well this was never going to be a simple endeavour 

Economy : We have to boost his confidence to a point where we can actually date him without him constantly undermining himself and thinking that we shouldn’t be dating him

MochiQueen : We have to keep him safe from other girls

Economy : True

Economy : We also have our school and hero work to do as well, so we can’t sideline that

Economy : We also have to plan out how we’re all going to date him and do so in such a way that does not anger the others

Crisis : Why is this so complicated?

Froppy : It’s life

Froppy : Life is complicated

Alien Queen : Why can’t it be simple?

BassBoost : Because nothing good is simple

BassBoost : We want our man, then we have to work for it

Alien Queen : Damn it

Crisis : At least the end goal is worth it

Alien Queen : Indeed it is :)

Alien Queen : Where is Midori by the way?

BassBoost : Last time I saw him he was outside with Eri

MochiQueen : Ah! Of course

MochiQueen : If he’s not studying or exercising he’s with Eri

Crisis : Well she does feel safe around him

Alien Queen : You know, now that I think about it, where did Eri come from?

MochiQueen : Honestly, don’t know

MochiQueen : Deku was out getting snacks for our party celebrating us getting our provisional licences. Well, save for Bakugo, Todoroki and Grape Head. And he came back with a child

Crisis : A child he managed to smuggle into the dorm without any of us noticing. Or even the school security and teachers noticing

Economy : Yes, I do remember Nezu saying that even he had no idea how Midoriya smuggled her into the dorm

Economy : I felt very worried for Midoriya because Nezu had that gleam in his eye that just said ‘apprentice’

Alien Queen : Oh god! Please don’t let Midori turn into another Nezu! I still have nightmares from the end-of-term exam!

Economy : Bring it up with Nezu

Alien Queen : D:

BassBoost : Ok. That nightmare aside, back to the adorable unicorn

BassBoost : I didn’t hear anything unusual from him. I didn’t even know the girl existed until she came downstairs looking for Green

MochiQueen : Yeah, that was a strange thing

Alien Queen : It was so adorable seeing her peek out from behind the stairs. Only for it to get concerning as we had no idea where this child had come from

Froppy : At least Midoriya was able to clear things up

Economy : Yeah, rescuing the girl from some thugs

BassBoost : Still shocking that he went straight back to UA and not the police

MochiQueen : Apparently she told him not to, so he took her straight back here to UA

MochiQueen : And she’s been here ever since, under the care of Eraserhead, even if he sees her as another nuisance to worry about

Economy : To be fair, she doesn't have much control over her quirk, so having our teacher look after her is just common sense. He can erase her quirk if she loses control

Crisis : She’s so cute too! She's just such an adorable little unicorn!

Crisis : Just seeing her with Midori just makes me just wish I could marry him now and give that girl a mama!

MochiQueen : Now now. Whilst I appreciate the enthusiasm, I need you to hold back a bit. It’s far too soon to be jumping Deku’s bones!

Crisis : I know, I know

Crisis : It’s just, that girl looks to have had such a bad life. She’s even more timid than Midori is

Crisis : I just want her to feel better, you know. She’s so shy around all of us

Froppy : Save Midoriya that is

Froppy : But that’s pretty much a given considering he’s the one who saved her

BassBoost : Who were the people who were abusing her by the way?

MochiQueen : I don’t know. Eri hasn’t said anything about them, neither has Deku. If the teachers know they aren’t telling us. She’s not saying anything either. All we know is that they had bird masks

MochiQueen : We don’t even know who the girl's family is. There are no records of her

MochiQueen : We didn’t even know what her quirk was until she rewinded an apple into nothing

Economy : That explains why she was scared of Tokoyami

Economy : And the ability to rewind things back into a previous state. It could become quite a powerful healing quirk, but right now she has no control over it

Alien Queen : Then we shall help her learn how to control it!

BassBoost : Didn’t he get Monoma from 1-B to copy her quirk?

Froppy : You mean mc-smug-bitch-face?

MochiQueen : Yeas hadh hdhssf D D

Economy : I think you killed her

Froppy : I think I did

BassBoost : I can hear her laughing her ass off

Crisis : Great job girls. Ya killed her

Froppy : My bad

Froppy : @MochiQueen you ok?

MochiQueen : I’m fine

MochiQueen : I’ve just, never laughed so hard before in my life!

MochiQueen : mc-smug-bitch-face!

MochiQueen : I am so calling that to his face the next time we see him

BassBoost : Please do, I will try to record his reaction

MochiQueen : But yes, they did bring him in to copy her quirk in an attempt to help her learn how to control it

MochiQueen : Turns out he couldn’t use it, it was what he called a blank

Crisis : A blank?

MochiQueen : Yep. Turns out he can’t copy stockpile quirks 

MochiQueen : Well, he can, he just can’t copy the stockpile, only the quirk

Alien Queen : So, he can’t help her then

MochiQueen : Nope

MochiQueen : Which is probably a good thing, since he can't poison her young mind and turn her against us

BassBoost : He’ll be dead if he tried that!

Economy : Wow. You got defensive

BassBoost : Apologies, but ever since she walked in on me practising my guitar, I’ve been teaching her how to play music

Alien Queen : PICS!!!!

Crisis : PICS!!!!

MochiQueen : PICSPICSPICS

Froppy : Something tells me you girls want Eri pics

Alien Queen : This is Eri we’re talking about here!

Crisis : Everything she does is adorable!

MochiQueen : It is a universal truth!

Economy : This is true, and let no one say otherwise

Alien Queen : Agreed baby!

Alien Queen : Now back to the unicorn child 

Froppy : And future daughter-in-law

MochiQueen : Yea-what?

Froppy : You said so yourself, Midoriya’s like a dad to her

Froppy : How long do you think before she calls him Papa?

Alien Queen : True. That girl is spending so much time around him you would think she was his child

Economy : Well, the good news is, that helping her might also help Midoriya open up a bit more

MochiQueen : Pardon?

Economy : Think about it. Helping him look after Eri will help both of them

Economy : By helping her get used to us and recover from her ordeal, he’s in turn building his confidence up as well

MochiQueen : Oh, so they're helping each other then

Economy : Correct

Economy : SO NO MESSING WITH THEM WHEN THEY ARE TOGETHER!

Froppy : Understood

Alien Queen : Understood

Crisis : Understood

BassBoost : Understood

MochiQueen : So, if this goes well, we’ll end up with both a husband and a child 

Economy : Correct

Froppy : If anyone hurts Eri I will hang them with my tongue

Alien Queen : I’d prefer to melt them with acid

Economy : Cannon. Lots of cannons

BassBoost : I think I can turn someone’s insides to jelly if I hit them with strong enough sound waves

Crisis : They will never see me coming

MochiQueen : Oh god she’s already got us ready to kill for her

Froppy : Would you not wish to harm anyone who harms the adorable unicorn child?

MochiQueen : If anyone harms her I’m yeeting them into orbit!

Froppy : I rest my case

Froppy : And if Bakugo so much as swears around her, well

Froppy : :IFroppinDareYa:

Froppy : There’s going to be one less member of our class

Alien Queen : Point that gun at the grape, and I’ll be happy

BassBoost : Seconded 

Economy : Thirded

MochiQueen : Forthed 

Crisis : Ur, girls. We may have a problem

Economy : What is it?

Crisis : I’ve just spotted Midori sitting underneath a tree with Eri and a girl I have never seen before

MochiQueen : WHAT!!!

BassBoost : Oh no

Froppy : I fear someone may have beaten us to it

MochiQueen : Excuse me girls! I have a harlot to deal with!

Economy : Ochaco wait!

Froppy : Too late, she’s gone

Alien Queen : Man, my girl went feral

BassBoost : What brought that on?

Economy : I think she’s started getting overprotective of Midoriya now that she’s no longer suppressing her feelings for him

Crisis : Well, I feel sorry for this new girl, because Ochaco’s going to get mad

Froppy : Should we warn him? I’d rather not have her scare Eri

Alien Queen : Ur, yeah, about that

Alien Queen : Ochaco is the only one with Midori’s contact information

Froppy : Ah

Economy : This feels like a serious lack of foresight

BassBoost : Aren’t we in a class-wide group chat with him?

Alien Queen : We are panicking here girl!

Alien Queen : Common sense rarely factors in when you're panicking!

Alien Queen : Also Toru, do you have a picture of this new girl?

Crisis : No, sadly

Crisis : I GTFO’d out of there before contacting you guys

Alien Queen : You had one job Toru!

Crisis : Sorry

BassBoost : I should probably chase after Ochaco, just in case she does anything she would later regret

BassBoost : Like throwing this new girl into orbit whilst Eri watches

Economy : Probably should 

Economy : We have no idea who this new girl is or what her relationship with Midoriya is

Froppy : Is it possible it’s one of the girls from 1-B?

Crisis : No. I’ve seen all of the girls from our sister class, and this girl is not one of them

Alien Queen : Can you describe her to us?

Crisis : Well, she’s short, with long fluffy green hair, green eyes and freckles 

Froppy : …

Alien Queen : …

Economy : …

BassBoost : …

BassBoost : That sounds a lot like Green there

BassBoost : Are you sure you're describing the new girl and not the man of our dreams?

Crisis : Positive, that’s what the new girl looks like

Froppy : …

Alien Queen : …

BassBoost : …

Crisis : …

Economy : …

Economy : I mean, it’s possible to find someone who looks like you

Alien Queen : But, that mostly only happens to siblings 

Alien Queen : But, Midori doesn't have any siblings. Right?

BassBoost : Well, we don’t know much about Green’s family, so it’s possible they are related

Froppy : But he’s never spoken about his family before, apart from his mother

Crisis : To be fair, nobody has ever asked about any of our families before, save for a few of us

Economy : True

MochiQueen : So ur, I’m back

Alien Queen : Did you meet the new girl?

MochiQueen : Yes, I’ve met the girl Deku and Eri was talking to

MochiQueen : She’s his sister

Froppy : Midoriya has a sister!

Alien Queen : Midori has a sister!

Economy : Midoriya has a sister!

Spark : Muscle’s has a sister!

BassBoost : Called it

Crisis : Midori has a sister!

MochiQueen : Yes, he has a-. Wait

MochiQueen : @Spark who the hell are you?

Spark : It’s ME!

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MochiQueen: Well, that was, interesting

Froppy: You can say that again

Alien Queen: Who knew Midori had a sister?

Economy: None of us, apparently

Crisis: She was surprisingly cute, and was a lot like him

BassBoost: And for the older sister she was surprisingly shorter than him

MochiQueen: She was shorter than me

Froppy: And did you see that glare she sent towards Bakugo?

BassBoost: Never seen him do a 180 so quickly before. He just turned and got out of there

Economy: I think she put the fear of god into him

MochiQueen: I don’t think she likes him

Froppy: Seems like it

Alien Queen: Why are we only just finding out that Deku has an older sister?

BassBoost: We never asked

Economy: Never needed to

Spark: Where were you guys?

Spark: You kind of just left

MochiQueen: Speaking to Deku’s sister

BassBoost: After someone decided to run off and confront someone she thought was a harlot, who wasn’t by the way, Green decided to come back to the dorm and introduce the entire class to his sister

Spark: What!

Spark: Why didn't you tell me? I could have gotten a new client!

Economy: She’s not on the hero course

Economy: She’s a management student, class 2-K

Spark: Oh

Spark: Still could have gotten a new client!

MochiQueen: What?

Crisis: She’s a support student, not a hero student. Why would she need support gear?

Spark: Management students need gear as well!

Spark: Computers, head-sets, bots to search the internet for information, management applications, Microsoft Excel, tablets, phones, all that stuff that’s needed to help them do their job of managing heroes

Spark: Maybe even a car

BassBoost: A car?

BassBoost: Why would she need a car?

Spark: To drive around? Why else?

MochiQueen: Oh

MochiQueen: That’s a, surprisingly reasonable answer 

Spark: And to provide active fire support

MochiQueen: There we go!

Alien Queen: Why would a management student need to drive a car that can provide fire support to a hero?

Crisis: That seems, unnecessary

Spark: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/bokunoheroacademia/images/c/cc/All_Mobile.png/revision/latest?cb=20190213031119

Economy: What the

BassBoost: The hell is that?

MochiQueen: Is that, All Might sitting in that?

MochiQueen: Oh! I know what that is! Deku told me about it! That’s the Allmobile 

MochiQueen: Back when All Might was in America during his "Young Age", his sidekick at the time David Shield, made and drove it around and provided support for him

Froppy: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

MochiQueen: …

MochiQueen: Deku talks about All Might a lot, ok!

Alien Queen: And you remembered what he said

MochiQueen: …

MochiQueen: Yes

BassBoost: You really are head over heels for him, aren’t you?

MochiQueen: …

MochiQueen: So, Hatsume-San, about this car?

BassBoost: Don’t dodge the question!

Spark: Oh! I have sooooo many ideas for all kinds of cars!

Spark: I’ve already got my one sorted out

Spark: An old DMC DeLorean

Crisis: A what?

Alien Queen: I have no idea what that is

Economy: I do, and that is an old car

Economy: It’s a pre-quirk model. A very old pre-quirk car. From the 1980’s

BassBoost: Holy fuck that’s old

Alien Queen: That’s like 200+ years old

MochiQueen: More than that, think more 250+, that’s from the 20th century

Alien Queen: Oh

Froppy: So, much older than quirks

Crisis: How did you manage to find something that old?

Spark: No idea!

Spark: I just found it at that beach that used to be a junkyard and pulled it out!

Spark: Been working on it in my spare time

MochiQueen: You have spare time?

Spark: Power Loader sensei kicks me out of the support lab outside of lesson time, so when I’m not making babies at the support lab I’m working on my DeLorean at the motor pool!

Alien Queen: We have a motor pool?

Crisis: Got to park those busses somewhere

Economy: But why use such an old car?

Spark: Because if you want to use a car as a base for a support platform you might as well do it in style!

Spark: That and I want to make it look like the time machine from Back to the Future

Alien Queen: Back to the what?

Spark: …

Spark: Have any of you watched any pre-quirk movies?

Froppy: No

MochiQueen: No

Alien Queen: Nope

Economy: I’ve watched a few 

BassBoost: No

Crisis: No

Spark: …

Spark: http://000.000.00.00:0000/webbrowse#http

Spark: Here’s a media server, go watch the movies on it

MochiQueen: Ur, ok

Alien Queen: OMG! There are like thousands of movies in here

Crisis: You checked the server?

MochiQueen: Yep, and there are thousands of movies in here, all neatly organised into folders

MochiQueen: How many movies do you have?

Spark: Yes

Spark: Mostly pre-quirk movies and TV series, maybe some mech and space anime in there too

MochiQueen: SPACE?

Spark: Not much recent stuff in there, because it’s mostly hero movies being made these days! 

Spark: What happened to Humongous Mecha? Sci-Fi! Kaiju! What happened to Godzilla for crying out loud?

Alien Queen: Wow

Crisis: Me thinks that Mei dislikes hero movies 

Spark: It’s an oversaturated market! Please, just stop making hero movies and make something else!

Froppy: You do know there's the hero Godzillo 

Spark: He’s a hero, not a Kaiju! You don’t see him levelling cities!

Froppy: Sadly true

BassBoost: How did we get from cars to talking about how there are too many hero movies out there?

Economy: Hatsume-San dumped a folder full of pre-quirk movies on us and went on a rant

BassBoost: Yeah, that tracks

Spark: I just want some movies or shows that focus on technology, not quirks! How am I supposed to get ideas on new babies to make by watching people use their quirks? I want to see tech in action!

Alien Queen: Well, now we know what kind of movies not to show her

Crisis: What the hell is James May’s Man Lab?

Crisis: What is Top Gear? What is The Grand Tour?

Crisis: What the hell are half of these shows!?

Spark: Good! That’s what they are!

Spark: Good!

MochiQueen: OMG she has Dune in here!

BassBoost: Dune?

MochiQueen: The Spice must flow

Froppy: Ominous

Economy: Isn’t anyone wondering why she’s even here?

MochiQueen: Oh, right

MochiQueen: @Spark how did you get in here?!

Spark: Simple!

Spark: Because I can!

BassBoost: I don’t think that is an appropriate answer to that question

Alien Queen: Wait a minute ladies, I think we’ve just gotten our hands on a powerful tool

MochiQueen: Oh no

Alien Queen: @Spark what do you think of Midoriya Izuku?

Spark: I want his babies!

Insert two minutes of silence

Economy: What?

BassBoost: So, ur, that was unexpected

Alien Queen: I was not expecting that response

Froppy: And I thought I was blunt

Crisis changed the server name to ‘Midoriya Simping Hours’

Crisis: let’s be honest here, that’s what this server is 

MochiQueen: I think she means she just wants to make support equipment for him

Spark: Nope!

Spark: I!

Spark: Want!

Spark: His!

Spark: Babies!

Froppy: …

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

MochiQueen: I’m probably going to regret this, but, why?

Spark: Because he’s nice to me and always comes to me for support gear ideas

BassBoost: That’s it?

Alien Queen: Kind of expected more

Spark: Should there be more?

Economy: I mean, love can be caused by something as simple as being nice to someone

BassBoost: We just didn’t think you’d be a bit more, manic

Spark: ?

Spark: You really see me like that?

Economy: Well, from the few times we’ve interacted with you, you’ve been kind of, well, all over the place trying to make gear for us

Spark: Oh

Spark: I’m sorry

Froppy: Don’t apologise for who you are, I’m sure Midoriya wouldn’t want to see you apologising

Crisis: He’d probably be apologising himself

Spark: Yeah, he seems to do that a lot. Don’t know why

MochiQueen: I think I have a good idea why

Alien Queen: So, we know that Hatsume likes Midori. Knowing that, are there any objections to her not being allowed to join the group?

Crisis: I don’t see why not

Economy: As long as she doesn't ask me to make expensive materials for her

BassBoost: Eh, she could be useful

MochiQueen: I mean, she has been making equipment for Deku

Froppy: That settles it then

Froppy: Hatsume. Welcome to the-

Froppy: Have we decided on a name for this group?

Crisis: [points at server name]

Froppy: That’s the server name, not the group name

Alien Queen: How about Midoriya horny protection squad?

MochiQueen: Eh?

Economy: That’s a bit on the nose

Alien Queen: But it works right?

Alien Queen: We’re all quite clearly horny for Midori, but are also trying to protect him from other horny women, so, Midoriya horny protection squad

Crisis: Sounds good

BassBoost: Urgh, I feel like this is going to be a headache, but, fuck it, I’m already up to my neck in debauchery

BassBoost: just don’t let Green find out about this, alright?

Froppy: If things go well, he probably won't find out about this

Froppy: So, welcome to the Midoriya horny protection squad

MochiQueen: We haven’t agreed upon the name yet!

Spark: Great!

Alien Queen: Alright, so, now that we know that Mei is also interested in Midori

Alien Queen: Hatsume, can you modify his costume?

Spark: Not without his permission sadly! And even then, there are limitations to what I can do!

MochiQueen: Ok, I did not expect you to show restraint

Spark: What’s restraint?

MochiQueen: Figures

Alien Queen: Why can’t you modify his costume?

Spark: Can’t modify any hero’s costume or provide them with support gear without the client's permission!

Spark: You can’t just go about making people support gear only for them to not be usable for them! I may like making stuff but I can’t make something for someone unless they want me to! 

Spark: Which is annoying, but I can see why you would need permission to make support gear for someone

Spark: No point in giving someone who’s invisible a jetpack now is there?

Crisis: Yeah, that wouldn’t really work with my quirk

Spark: OH! You're the invisible girl!

Crisis: Should I be worried?

Spark: Ya need a better costume!

MochiQueen: Be worried

Crisis: Noted

Alien Queen: Why does Toru-chan need a better costume?

Spark: Because boots and gloves will not protect you from a knife to the chest!

Spark: Neither would 3D Printers costume!

BassBoost: I think that’s you, Momo-chan

Economy: Yeah, I think so

Crisis: But, I’m invisible? No one can see me. How can someone know where to stab me with a knife?

Spark: Has no one ever told you about thermal imaging? 

Spark: Just because you can reflect light doesn't mean you can reflect heat! That body of yours still produces heat, which can be picked up by thermal imaging! Which my goggles have by the way!

Spark: Not to mention that there are quirks that can see you, like the aforementioned thermal imaging quirks! Or quirks that can see past your invisibility!

Crisis: …

Crisis: Oh fuck

Alien Queen: That is bad

BassBoost: You need to rethink your costume now!

Crisis: yea-

Crisis: I TOOK MY SHIRT OFF ON LIVE TV!!!!!

Crisis: I went out in public during my internship in that costume!!!

Crisis: I was naked at the provisional licence exam!!

Crisis: Why didn’t anyone warn me about this?!!!

BassBoost: Ah hell

Economy: There were tens of thousands of people in attendance during the sports festival 

Economy: Not to mention you would have passed by thousands of people during the internship, and at least a thousand at the provisional licence exam

MochiQueen: What’s the chance that she passed by or someone saw her who had a quirk that allowed them to see her?

Froppy: Low but not impossible

Crisis: I feel violated!

Crisis: I’m not wearing that costume again!

Alien Queen: Hey hey hey, Toru! It’s just, thermal imaging and a few quirks

Alien Queen: I mean, how common are thermal imaging cameras anyway?

Spark: Most modern phones come with cameras with thermal imaging capabilities as standard

Alien Queen: Oh fuck

Crisis: Change it! Change my costume now!!!

Spark: Can’t! You need to head to the support lab, get and fill out a costume request form which will need to be approved by both Power Loader and your homeroom teacher! Then it’ll be sent off to a support company to make it! They’ll need some of your hair to encode it to your DNA so that you can make it visible and invisible at will!

Spark: Overall you're looking at a maximum of two weeks to make!

Spark: This is why I can’t just make Muscle’s a new costume! As a first-year student, there are limits to what I can make for other students, which is quite annoying!

Spark: …

Spark: Invisible?

Alien Queen: She’s run off to the support lab

Spark: Great!

Spark: She really needs to update her costume! Same with the rest of you!

Spark: A knife or a lead pipe may not be a quirk, but are very easy to get your hands on and require very little training to use effectively

Spark: And ur, how many of you have costumes that are rated for knives or blunt objects?

Alien Queen: Ur?

MochiQueen: We can make costumes that won't immediately tear when someone grabs them

Spark: Yes

MochiQueen: …

MochiQueen: Can we ask Toru to get several of those forms? I think I need to get a stronger costume

Spark: Your’s has too many gaps 3D Printer

Spark: Also remove that shelf on your back! You could break your spine if you fall backwards on it!

Economy: I can?

Spark: Yes!

Spark: Oh, yeah, can you ask pineapple to come round? I need to make his gauntlets more resilient to damage!

Alien Queen: Pineapple?

Economy: Are you referring to Bakugo?

Spark: Yep!

MochiQueen: :UraPfft:

MochiQueen: Pineapple!

BassBoost: I mean you're not wrong

Froppy: I am so calling him that the next time I see him

BassBoost: Please do, he keeps almost deafening me with his explosions

Spark: I can make you a pair of headphones to protect your ears

BassBoost: Please and thank you

BassBoost: Also why do you need to make his gauntlet stronger?

Spark: Nitroglycerin in liquid form is highly volatile! And those tanks on his arms store a lot of it!

Spark: If the tanks get penetrated by something and their contents come into contact with a flame, you could be looking at an explosion that can destroy his entire arm!

Spark: Incendiary rounds, candy man's fire, fire in general! You name it, that gets into those tanks and say goodbye to the pineapple because his arm will be gone, killing him and anyone nearby in the process because you are not surviving!

Froppy: …

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

BassBoost: Oh fuck

MochiQueen: That explosion from the second day of university

Alien Queen: That almost took down a building!

Froppy: That happening right next to him

Economy: I’ll see what I can do to send him your way

Economy: By the sounds of it, we all might need to invest in some additional protection

Spark: Indeed you do!

Spark: I’m surprised you're only just noticing the deficiencies in your hero costumes! Normally the university goes over everyone’s costumes during the first heroics lesson!

Froppy: Yeah, we didn’t have that

BassBoost: We had a practical exercise, heroes vs villains

Spark: Oh

Spark: Well that explains that then!

Alien Queen: Me thinks All Might might have needed a few more months learning how to teach because he just threw us into combat training without any form of combat experience or training

Economy: Well, I did have some combat training, but I doubt the rest of you knew how to throw a punch without hurting yourself

MochiQueen: And whilst they did teach us a bit afterwards, it wasn't until my internship with Gunhead that I had a proper idea on how to fight someone

Froppy: Am I the only one here who thinks that the teachers here aren’t doing their job properly?

BassBoost: Yeah, I’m starting to think that too

Crisis: Ok, I’m back

Crisis: What did I miss?

Economy: We found out that Bakugo and anyone near him could die if one of his gauntlets blew up whilst it was attached to his arm

Crisis: …

Crisis: Well, that put an image in my head that I do not want

Crisis: Who authorised all this dangerous gear and costumes? Some of the stuff they gave us is downright dangerous when you think about it!

Crisis: Does Bakugo even have an explosive licence?

Economy: As far as I know, no, no he doesn't

Spark: Normally your homeroom teacher signs off on all costumes and support equipment at the start of the year!

Froppy: …

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

BassBoost: …

Crisis: …

BassBoost: You know what this means right?

Froppy: Yeah, Aizawa signed off on hero costumes and equipment that are useless at best, dangerous at worse

Crisis: Why did he sign off on a costume that was just boots and gloves?!

Economy: Or a costume that had a shelf that could break my spine if I fell backwards onto it

Crisis: What?

BassBoost: You weren’t here for that, but Mei told us just how bad the protection on our hero costumes are

Crisis: Ah

Crisis: Good thing then that I took a good number of forms then

MochiQueen: How many did you get?

Crisis: Twenty, enough for the entire class

Economy: Good. considering just how badly we all need updates to our costumes, we will need them

Crisis: I’ll pass them out later

MochiQueen: Thank you

BassBoost: You know, speaking of that second day

BassBoost: This may be private, but, fuck it, Bakugo doesn't deserve it after he keeps trying to deafen me

Alien Queen: Spill the tea girl

BassBoost: I may have heard what he was saying during that class

BassBoost: All Might told him not to use his gauntlets, saying that he could kill Green if he used it on him

BassBoost: Bakugo’s response was ‘He’d be fine if he dodgers’

Froppy: …

MochiQueen: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

Crisis: …

Spark: …

MochiQueen: The fucking bastard!

Froppy: And he wasn’t penalised for that!

Alien Queen: This just in, UA teachers suck

Economy: Now now, let’s not be too harsh on them. They are the best teachers around and it was All Might’s first day

Crisis: How many times did Midori break himself with his quirk again and the teachers, All Might included, did nothing to help him learn how to control it?

Economy: …

MochiQueen: He, only learned how to control it during the internship

Crisis: One month and a half

Crisis: Seven weeks of university, and none of them even remotely said anything to help him control it!

Crisis: Not even All Might, who’s the number one hero by the way, gave him any sort of advice other than ‘don’t break yourself’ 

Froppy: I don’t think they gave any of us advice on how to better use our quirks

Froppy: Not till they got us working on super moves anyway

BassBoost: Plus apparently our first heroics class was supposed to be an overview of our hero costumes, not combat training

Crisis: Wait really?

BassBoost: According to Hatsume, yes

MochiQueen: Plus the only punishment Bakugo got for nearly destroying the building we were in was a simple ‘don’t do it again’

MochiQueen: They’ve done nothing about his behaviour

BassBoost: I’m pretty sure heroes aren’t supposed to be shouting die when they blast someone in the face. Kind of sends the wrong message don’t you think?

Economy: …

Economy: Ah hell

Alien Queen: Point still stands, UA teachers suck!

BassBoost: Why is this place the number one hero school again?

Alien Queen: Reputation and clout I think

Economy: At least a third of the current top 10 were UA students, as well as All Might and a large number of heroes in the top 100, and Shiketsu has about just as many as UA

Alien Queen: As I said, clout

Crisis: I heard Shiketsu takes better care of their students

Economy: Shiketsu University forbids relations between students, so, bye bye Midoriya if we go there

Crisis: Oh

Crisis: Is that even legal?

BassBoost: That sounds morally questionable

Froppy: Can they do that?

Economy: Sadly yes

MochiQueen: I am so glad that I decided not to go there

MochiQueen: But still, shouldn’t UA’s teachers be doing more to support us? Not keep dropping us into the deep end without any kind of support

MochiQueen: If we didn’t have this conversation with Hatsume we would never have found out about the deficiencies in our costumes

BassBoost: Does UA have a complaints department?

Froppy: I have no idea. I didn’t even know we had a library until a few days ago until Tenya said he had just come back from it

Froppy: What else does this university have that we haven’t been informed about?

BassBoost: My best guess, a lot

Alien Queen: How did we get from asking Hatsume to modify Midori’s costume to us having panic attacks about our own costumes?

MochiQueen: Mei went on a rant

BassBoost: A rant that sidetracked all of us, sending us on a rollercoaster of shock and horror 

Spark: I regret nothing!

MochiQueen: Hatsume 

Spark: I regret a few things

MochiQueen: Good

Froppy: I think we are forgetting something

MochiQueen: Deku’s sister?

Froppy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Crisis: What the!

Alien Queen: Where did that come from?

Economy: How did we forget about her?

Spark: Forget about who?

Alien Queen: And the question answers itself

MochiQueen: Deku’s sister, the girl we went off to talk about, who you wanted to make a car for

Spark: Oh yeah

Spark: So, since someone didn’t invite me over, what can you tell me about her?

Economy: Well, there’s not much to say really

Alien Queen: She’s just like her brother. Green eyes, messy green hair, love of quirks

Crisis: There are a few differences, she’s older but shorter, hair is longer, and is a management student

BassBoost: She seems to have something against Bakugo, that glare she sent him was shockingly effective

Spark: What happened?

Economy: Bakugo came downstairs complaining about something, he then noticed Midoriya’s sister, who also noticed him, and sent a glare his way so vicious that he turned and walked back upstairs 

Alien Queen: We saw him disobey orders and charge at that warp villain back at the USJ, twice, fight off the league of villains at Kamino, and generally piss everyone off with his attitude and behaviour by picking fights with almost everyone, yet this short stack just came in, glared at him, and sent him walking away without a word

Froppy: I think he was sweating as well

MochiQueen: Shortstack?

Crisis: Girl, you are 5/1 and she was shorter than you and as stacked as Momo

Alien Queen: Short Stack

BassBoost: I want to fault your logic, but, can’t. It’s annoyingly faultless

Economy: At least there’s someone else who I can relate to about having such a ‘large chest’. Buying bras to keep my chest in place is difficult

Alien Queen: Can’t you just make your own?

Economy: But the economy!

Froppy: Ah yes

Froppy: That argument

MochiQueen: Back to Deku’s sister!

MochiQueen: She said she was studying so that she could help manage Deku’s hero career

Crisis: But we were talking about her

MochiQueen: She also said something about studying offensive security, whatever that is

Spark: Oh! I know what that is!

Spark: It’s a security strategy where you use hacking and other malicious strategies to break into somewhere digitally to test a place's security systems to strengthen network security

Spark: Basically, you hack somewhere to test its defences, identify weaknesses, and help patch them out to better protect the network

MochiQueen: Oh. That’s quite useful

Crisis: Wait, she’s a hacker!

Alien Queen: Oh no

MochiQueen: ???

Spark: Don’t worry! If she’s studying OffSec then she’s a good one

Froppy: Not the problem

Economy: The problem is that she’s a hacker

MochiQueen: Oh, I see

MochiQueen: Hatsume, how were you able to get into the server?

Spark: Simple! I hacked my way into the server and hid the join message!

Spark: …

Spark: Oh

Alien Queen: If Hatsume can do it, then she can do it as well!

Spark: Is that bad?

BassBoost: Considering this is a thirst server for her brother, yes!

Spark: Oh

Froppy: What do you think will happen if his sister finds out that his six female classmates as well as a support student are thirsting after her brother?

Crisis: She’d cook us alive

Spark: ?

Crisis: She can breathe fire

Economy: Very hot fire I might add

BassBoost: Green fire too

Spark: Oh

Spark: Might need to speed up the production of that fire retardant suit

Economy: I can help with that, seeing that we may need them in the immediate future

MochiQueen: Look, girls, let's not panic just yet. She’s not trying to kill us

Crisis: Yet

MochiQueen: As long as she never finds this server, we will be perfectly fine

Spark: As long as you didn’t give her the dorm's WiFi password she shouldn’t be able to find this server!

Spark: I had to ask Muscle for the dorm’s WiFi password to find your class' chatrooms, so we’re safe as long as she doesn't have that

Froppy: …

Alien Queen: …

Economy: …

Crisis: …

BassBoost: …

MochiQueen: …

???????? has added Midoriya Izumi to the chat

MochiQueen: (ﾟДﾟ;)

Froppy: (;° ロ°)

Alien Queen: (　〇□〇）

Economy: ( ºロº )

BassBoost: (꒪ȏ꒪;)

Crisis: 〣 ( ºΔº ) 〣

Spark: ┌╏ º □ º ╏┐

Midoriya Izumi: (☉_☉)

Midoriya Izumi: (o_O) 

Midoriya Izumi: (O_o) 

Midoriya Izumi: (☉_☉)

Midoriya Izumi: Ur

MochiQueen: The other Midoriya!

Chapter Text

Midoriya Izumi : So, ur, I would like to apologise

Spark : Who gave her the WiFi password to your dorm?

MochiQueen : In our defence, she did ask Deku for it, and he obliged 

Crisis : We didn’t see anything wrong with it, so we didn’t stop him

Spark : Did none of you listen to Nezu’s safety briefing during the opening ceremony?

BassBoost : Again, Aizawa made us skip that, which I’m beginning to think was a bad idea

Alien Queen : There was a safety briefing?

Spark : Yep!

Spark : It went over digital safety! What you can and can’t post online whilst attending UA, as well as safety advice to protect you online 

Spark : Like not giving your dorm’s WiFi password to anyone outside of your class

Spark : No wonder Muscle’s was easy to trick into giving me your dorm's WiFi password, he didn’t know that he shouldn’t give it to me!

Froppy : Oh wow, that sounds important

Economy : I believe we have been denied!

Economy : Critical!

Economy : Need to know!

Economy : Information!

Alien Queen : Did Aizawa expect us to find this stuff out by ourselves? Because he told us none of this

Froppy : I think so

Froppy : He seems, hands off with his teaching style

MochiQueen : He does just, tell us what to do and provide us with little information back other than ‘do better’

Crisis : He also spends most of his time asleep 

Alien Queen : Man our homeroom teacher sucks 

Economy : Why are we only just realising this?

BassBoost : I mean, we have been distracted by, you know, several villain attacks, among other things

Froppy : Guess we’ve been too distracted by other things to notice

MochiQueen : Girls, I think we’re forgetting something

Froppy : Forgetting what?

Midoriya Izumi : …

Midoriya Izumi : Hi

Froppy : Oh

MochiQueen : We’re dead

Midoriya Izumi : Again, I would like to apologise for, ur, dropping in like this

Midoriya Izumi : I was aiming for your general class chatroom

Midoriya Izumi : Not, whatever this is

Spark : Yeah, I had that problem

Spark : I had no idea which one was the main one so I just added myself to all of them

BassBoost : You added yourself to all of our chats?

Spark : Yep!

Spark : Don’t worry! I removed myself from all the other ones save the general one

MochiQueen : You didn’t remove yourself from this one

Spark : You talk about Muscle’s a lot, so I thought I’d stick around

Economy : Of course

Midoriya Izumi : Oh boy I really shouldn’t be here

Crisis : Considering that this is a thirst server dedicated to your brother, no, no you really shouldn’t be here!

MochiQueen : Toru! Don’t say that whilst she’s here!

Crisis : The chat's name is literally Midoriya Simping Hours! 

Froppy : You also did say ‘The other Midoriya’, so it’s obviously not about her

Midoriya Izumi : Yeah, I’m kind of surprised that there are girls thirsting after my brother

Midoriya Izumi : That never happened before

Midoriya Izumi : Normally they laugh at him, and not in a good way

MochiQueen : What do you mean, this has never happened before?

Midoriya Izumi : Well, my brother was never popular in school, for several unfortunate reasons

Midoriya Izumi : One of which you know quite well, sadly

Alien Queen : Bakugo?

Midoriya Izumi : Got it in one

Midoriya Izumi : He is the bane of our existence

BassBoost : I know how that feels

Crisis : Well, he is very antagonistic towards him, especially earlier in the year

Economy : He’s antagonistic towards everyone. But, you do have a point, he was especially antagonistic towards Midoriya 

MochiQueen : He does give Deku a hard time

Midoriya Izumi : ಠ_ಠ

MochiQueen : ╭(°ﾛ° ”)╯

Midoriya Izumi : I’ll let you call my brother that slide, as he has explained to me why you call him that

Midoriya Izumi : Just don’t flip it back to its original meaning, ok?

MochiQueen : Understood

Froppy : Please don’t scare Ochaco-chan. She may float herself into orbit

MochiQueen : Don’t worry, I’m in my room

Froppy : Good

Froppy : Also, anything you can tell us about Bakugo? Your brother seems to be well acquainted with him

Midoriya Izumi : …

Midoriya Izumi : (Sets up deck chair)

Midoriya Izumi : (Opens a can of cola)

Midoriya Izumi : (Sits down)

Midoriya Izumi : (Takes a long sip of cola)

Midoriya Izumi : Oh, I have some SHIT on that bloody explosive waste of space dick head arsehole!

Froppy : (☉_☉)

MochiQueen : (☉_☉)

Alien Queen : (☉_☉)

Economy : (☉_☉)

BassBoost : (☉_☉)

Crisis : (☉_☉)

Spark : (☉_☉)

Froppy : I am going to enjoy this

Midoriya Izumi : But first

Midoriya Izumi has changed their name to Burn baby Burn

Burn baby Burn : If I’m going to be here awhile then I might as well change my name

BassBoost : Wow, that is a very old song

Burn baby Burn : Good one too. As is a lot of old music

Burn baby Burn : Most modern music is just so, bland

Burn baby Burn : The old stuff, however, is very good, especially to dance to

Alien Queen : Oh, you like dancing as well?

Burn baby Burn : yep

Burn baby Burn : What can I say? I am a disco inferno 

Burn baby Burn : Who can breathe fire

Alien Queen : Ok, I like her

Burn baby Burn : Also who’s Spark? I have a vague idea of who the others are, but not Spark

Spark : Hatsume Mei! Support class 1-H!

Spark : If you need anything built, just ask!

Burn baby Burn : Oh, the support girl he keeps talking about

Spark : ///

MochiQueen : Is that

MochiQueen : Is Hatsume blushing?

BassBoost : I believe so

Alien Queen : Well, this is unexpected

Spark : What does he say about me?

Burn baby Burn : Just that you make him great support equipment

Spark : Good to hear!

Froppy : Anyway

Froppy : Back to Bakugo hate

Burn baby Burn : Ah yes, him

Burn baby Burn : A little bit of context but my mother and, his, are friends, so we knew each other through them

Burn baby Burn : Things started off fine, we were all friends who got along well

Burn baby Burn : That is, until my brother's quirk diagnosis

Burn baby Burn : You see, Izuku is, was, quirkless

MochiQueen : What!

Crisis : He was quirkless!

Froppy : But, how can that be? We’ve all seen him using one

BassBoost : He kept breaking himself with it, but he still had one

Economy : Him, quirkless?

Alien Queen : But, there’s no way he’s quirkless

Burn baby Burn : Believe it or not, he was quirkless, he has the toe joint and everything

Burn baby Burn : That’s when things started to breakdown between us and Bakugo 

Burn baby Burn : I don’t know what happened, my brother never spoke about it, but one day, Bakugo just became so antagonistic towards him, towards both of us. And I have no idea why. He just started hating both of us

Burn baby Burn : Izuku for wanting to be a hero despite his quirkless status

Burn baby Burn : And me, for not wanting to be a hero despite having a powerful quirk and trying to support my brother

Burn baby Burn : I didn’t want to be a hero you see. Despite having an improved version of my father’s quirk, I wasn’t pulled into the hero craze as they were. So when Bakugo started getting antagonistic against us, he kept berating me for ‘wasting my talents’ and that I should be a hero like him, not wasting my time as a paper pusher

Burn baby Burn : He just kept attacking us for the most simplest of things. I tried to get him to stop but he just kept shifting his crosshair on me for a bit before switching back to Izuku 

Burn baby Burn : And we got into trouble whilst he got away with everything scot fucking free

Burn baby Burn : This continued, for fourteen years

Burn baby Burn : It was just so painful to watch that explosive bastard beat my brother down, unable to do anything because no matter what I say, the ‘teachers’, who are supposed to have our best interests at heart by the way, never did anything about it no matter how many times I brought it up

Burn baby Burn : I was even hesitant to go to UA because I would not be able to keep an eye on him for a year, so I have no idea what went on during their last year at school

Burn baby Burn : I tried to help Izuku whenever I could, bring him to self-defence classes so he can learn how to fight, a few gyms as well, that kind of thing

Burn baby Burn : But no one wanted to teach him, and I’m quoting them here, ‘waste their time teaching someone who’s quirkless how to defend themselves’

Burn baby Burn : I stopped going to those places out of principal 

Burn baby Burn : And you know what the worst part of it all is?

Burn baby Burn : My brother still sees Bakugo as his best friend. Despite everything that bastard has done to him, to us, he still, somehow, sees him as his friend. And I don’t know why

Burn baby Burn : I just, don’t know what to do

Burn baby Burn : How can I help someone when no one else wants me to help him? How can I help him see just what kind of ungrateful bastard Bakugo is?

Burn baby Burn : Bakugo doesn't deserve to be here, not after everything he’s done

Burn baby Burn : So to see him here, on the hero course, knowing that he won the sports festival as well, pisses me the fuck off!

Burn baby Burn : So yes, that’s our relationship with the explosive piss stain

Froppy : …

MochiQueen : …

Alien Queen : …

Economy : …

BassBoost : …

Crisis : …

Spark : …

Alien Queen : My fucking god!

BassBoost : Let me guess, you're just realising just how much of an arsehole Bakugo is

Alien Queen : Yep

Crisis : The signs were all there. We just, ignored some of them

Froppy : His antagonism towards Midoriya makes so much more sense now

Economy : Did the university not do a background check? I’m pretty sure they do that for all their students 

Froppy : If they did they really need to fire whoever did, because, by the sounds of it, they missed this

MochiQueen : …

Froppy : You ok there Ochaco-chan?

MochiQueen : I can’t believe I told Melissa that they were fated rivals!

BassBoost : Yeah, you kind of did say that

Burn baby Burn : Who?

Economy : Melissa Shield, daughter of David Shield, All Might's first sidekick

Economy : We met her during the I Expo

Crisis : Lucky you

Spark : You met the Shields!!!

MochiQueen : Oh no

Spark : Please tell me you have their contact information

BassBoost : We didn’t ask

BassBoost : Things got kind of crazy 

Economy : Villains did attack the I Expo 

MochiQueen : We had bigger things on our minds at the time, like climbing that tower and stopping the villains

Spark : Damn it!

Burn baby Burn : Ah, yes, Izuku did mention that, but he didn’t say anything about taking part, and official reports said that it was All Might who saved the day

Economy : That’s the official report yes, but several of us were there and weren’t captured by the villains

BassBoost : The villains took over just as we were gathering in the lobby. We hadn’t reached the party at the time

BassBoost : If it weren’t for us, All Might and the other heroes would never have broken free

Alien Queen : Lucky you! You got to fight villains and stuff! We were stuck inside playing Uno!

Crisis : I mean, it was better than being outside. Those security robots were scary

Froppy : Not helped that the villains had taken control of them, thanks to having inside help

Economy : I-Island really suffered when it came out that two of their scientists, one of them being David Shield himself, aided the villains in taking over the island

Burn baby Burn : Yeah, that really hurt I-Islands reputation. They couldn’t hide it even if they tried

Burn baby Burn : But the official reports made no mention of you guys

Economy : There was a lot that wasn’t in the official report

Economy : We couldn’t be in, for the obvious reason of not having our provisional licences at the time

Burn baby Burn : Yeah, that’s kind of a given. Vigilantism is a serious crime around here

MochiQueen : I think Melissa gave Deku a special gauntlet that allowed him to use his quirk at full power without breaking himself, but only in one arm

Spark : I need to see that!

MochiQueen : It broke

Spark : Damn it! First you meet Melissa Shield without telling me! Then you break one of her babies without letting me have a look at it first!

Burn baby Burn : Babies?

Crisis : She calls her support gear babies

Burn baby Burn : Ok? That’s, a thing

BassBoost : Speaking of Green's quirk, you said he doesn't have one. But we’ve all seen him using one

Burn baby Burn : That he has, somehow

Burn baby Burn : I have no idea where it came from. If you have the toe joint you genuinely wont get a quirk, trust me I did the research, which was a painful read

Burn baby Burn : But then, here comes my brother, defying biology by manifesting a quirk when, by all right, he shouldn’t be able to

MochiQueen : Wait, you mean, when he one punched that zero pointer during the entrance exam

Burn baby Burn : Was the first time he used his quirk. I don’t think he even knew he had one at the time

Crisis : So he just, went up against a building-sized robot not knowing if he had the power to even fight it?

BassBoost : That is just, such a him thing to do

BassBoost : I don’t mean that as an insult by the way. It’s just a him thing to so

Economy : Wait. So you're saying that the first time he used his quirk, ever, was to protect Ochaco?

MochiQueen : ///

BassBoost : I heard a bump

Crisis : You ok Ochaco-chan?

MochiQueen : I’m fine

MochiQueen : I’m just, surprised that’s all

MochiQueen : That was the first time he used his quirk, and it was to protect me

Economy : No wonder he kept breaking himself, he only had it for a short time

Alien Queen : Dude ran in there like an anime protagonist and saved you with a power he didn’t even know he had

Froppy : Well, now we know why you're so head over heels for him

BassBoost : Another bump

Burn baby Burn : Whilst I am glad he has a quirk now, I just don’t know where it came from

Burn baby Burn : He has the toe joint, he shouldn’t have one, especially not this late in life. Yet he has, somehow

Burn baby Burn : I just, don’t know what’s going on

Burn baby Burn : I’ve asked him about it, but, he seems, defensive about it, like he’s struggling to come up with a proper answer

Burn baby Burn : And I can’t tell if he’s just as confused as I am, or he’s hiding something

Alien Queen : Hmmm

Alien Queen : Me thinks something is going on here

Crisis : Yeah, something’s odd about Midori’s quirk

Spark : I mean, he shouldn’t have one, not when he has the extra toe joint. My dad’s got the toe joint as well and he doesn't have a quirk 

Alien Queen : We are learning things about Midori today I was not expecting to learn

Economy : Yes, like the impossible quirk of his

BassBoost : Bakugo’s outburst on the first day is now making a lot more sense now

Burn baby Burn : What outburst?

MochiQueen : Bakugo tried to attack your brother on the first day of school during the quirk apprehension test, shouting something about him being quirkless

Burn baby Burn : Of course that’s how he’ll react to it

Burn baby Burn : Why were they put in the same class?

Economy : I’m really starting to think that no one did a background check on any of us

BassBoost : If they missed Bakugo’s bad behaviour, what else did they miss?

Froppy : …

Froppy : Aizawa was going to expel him on the first day

Burn baby Burn : HE WHAT!!!!

Alien Queen : Oh fuck

BassBoost : Tsu! What have you done?

Froppy : Informing her how close her brother was to getting expelled on the first day of university

Froppy : Aizawa said that he was going to expel whoever got last place during the quirk apprehension test

Froppy : Your brother got last place

Crisis : Even though I’m sure he outperformed a few of us without his quirk

Crisis : He definitely outperformed me on most, if not all of the tests

Burn baby Burn : …

Froppy : He also didn’t do anything to help teach him how to control his quirk, other than ‘stop breaking yourself’

Froppy : In fact, none of the teachers did anything to help him, and he only figured out how to control it during our internships, when he was being taught by someone who wasn’t a UA teacher

Burn baby Burn : …

Spark : Is it just me, or is it getting hot around here?

Alien Queen : No, we’re feeling it as well

Crisis : Methinks the big sis is angry

BassBoost : You think?

Burn baby Burn : Words will be had

MochiQueen : Oh dear

Economy : Should we warn Aizawa about this, or leave him to his fate?

Burn baby Burn : I am going to bring this up with the highest authority around

Froppy : Leave him

Froppy : I am not getting in between her and anyone who angers her

Burn baby Burn : I am going to bring this up with god himself if I have too!

God : You called?

Burn baby Burn : (ﾟДﾟ;)

Alien Queen : (ﾟДﾟ;)

Froppy : (ﾟДﾟ;)

MochiQueen : (ﾟДﾟ;)

Spark : (ﾟДﾟ;)

Economy : (ﾟДﾟ;)

BassBoost : (ﾟДﾟ;)

Crisis : (ﾟДﾟ;)

Alien Queen : What the?

Froppy : I am scared now

MochiQueen : Mei. Did you add anyone else to the chat?

Spark : No, just me

Economy : Then who’s god?

God : A good question, Yaoyorozu. Although I am surprised you haven’t realised who I am yet

Economy : Wait, Nezu?

God : Indeed

Alien Queen : Why are you in our private, girls-only chat room?

God : Simple. This chat room was made with UA’s chat room app, was it not?

Burn baby Burn : Oh no

Burn baby Burn : He’s in all UA chat rooms

God : Not exactly

God : I’m not monitoring them all constantly, since that is not something I can realistically, or legally do

God : I just have a few bots keeping an eye on things, just in case something questionable pops up in one of these chat rooms, like something that breaks UA’s terms of service

Crisis : I am in great fear right now

God : I see that you have some grievances miss Midoriya 

God : Please, do not be afraid to inform me or another teacher about them. My door is always open

God : ta ta

Froppy : …

MochiQueen : …

Alien Queen : …

Economy : …

BassBoost : …

Crisis : …

Spark : …

Burn baby Burn : …

Alien Queen : Is he gone?

BassBoost : I think so

Spark : I can’t tell if he’s still on or not. The server isn’t acknowledging his presence, even when he was typing

Burn baby Burn : There wasn’t even a message saying ‘god is typing’

Crisis : So, what are the server rules again?

Economy : They're pinned, so you can see them any time

Economy : But genuinely, don’t post anything illegal

Economy : Don’t post anything NSFW outside of personal DM’s

Economy : Generally, don’t post anything that could get you into trouble

BassBoost : Or type the word god apparently

God : :)

Crisis : Fear

Burn baby Burn : Mom, pick me up please, I’m scared 

MochiQueen : No one say the g word

MochiQueen : We don’t need Nezu finding out how thirsty we are for Deku

Burn baby Burn : Ah, I forgot that this was a thirst server

Burn baby Burn : Why am I here?

Economy : You're here because you hacked your way into the server and did not do the smart thing of leaving immediately

Burn baby Burn : I would, but I still need to find your main chat, but I’m too scared to randomly add myself to the others out of fear of finding something much worse

Burn baby Burn : Especially since that grape-haired boy asked if I could sit on his face

Economy : I apologise for not warning you about him ahead of time

Burn baby Burn : Yeah. Him immediately asking why Izuku didn’t tell him about me as well as asking if I could sit on him did not make for a good first impression

Crisis : That’s not the worst thing he’s said

Crisis : He said to Eri ‘See you in ten years’

Burn baby Burn : …

Burn baby Burn : So, has anyone ever tried barbecued grape before?

BassBoost : Ah, another one for the ‘Eri protection squad’

Burn baby Burn : Eri is precious and I’m her auntie, no one can say otherwise!

Alien Queen : I’d ask why not a mommy, but you don’t need to be a genius to tell why you're an auntie

MochiQueen : Deku’s her papa after all

Burn baby Burn : Yeah, I’ve already explained that to her

Burn baby Burn : We’re siblings. I can’t be her mommy when my brother is her papa

Burn baby Burn : But, spending a second here tells me that she won't be without a mommy for long

Froppy : Happy ribbit

Alien Queen : Exactly. If things go well she’ll have seven

Burn baby Burn : That’s if things go well

Burn baby Burn : You know what, fuck it

Burn baby Burn : My brother has had a shit hand handed to him, so if someone is planning to help boost his confidence, then sign me up

Burn baby Burn : Just don't @ me for any serious thirsting, ok?

Burn baby Burn : He is my brother after all, and it would be very, very wrong for me to, do what you girls are, doing

Crisis : Don’t worry, we’ll try to keep our thirst for Midori at a minimum whilst you are around

Alien Queen : Yep

BassBoost : Coming from the thirstiest ones here

Froppy : Are you forgetting someone?

BassBoost : No

BassBoost : You're the thirstiest one here!

MochiQueen : How could we forget that you bluntly told us you wanted Deku’s children

Froppy : Smug ribbit

Burn baby Burn : But first, some ground rules

Burn baby Burn : One! I will not disclose anything private or personal. I am not doing that, period!

Burn baby Burn : As much as I would have liked to have kept my brother's previous quirkless status secret, it was needed for context to explain our relationship with Bakugo 

Burn baby Burn : I may provide a few things that may help in boosting his confidence but don’t expect much about our personal lives

Burn baby Burn : Two, I am only here to help you boost his confidence, not to help date him or get NSFW pictures of his chest

Burn baby Burn : If it doesn't involve helping him improve his confidence, then count me out

Burn baby Burn : And three! If I find out that any or all of you are lying about your feelings for my brother and are planning to hurt him emotionally, like with some disgusting NTR bullshit! I will go villain on your asses and burn you all to ash and cinders!

Burn baby Burn : Alive!

Burn baby Burn : Is that understood?

MochiQueen : …

Economy : …

Alien Queen : …

Froppy : …

Spark : …

BassBoost : …

Crisis : …

Economy : Crystal

Crisis : I may need to change my underwear

Alien Queen : Big sis got scary

Froppy : Scared ribbit

BassBoost : I think I know what fear is now

MochiQueen : I wouldn’t dare do anything to hurt Deku!

MochiQueen : Well, not emotionally anyway

MochiQueen : I sadly do have to hurt him during heroics classes

Burn baby Burn : That I can believe

Burn baby Burn : But I’m not taking any chances here

Burn baby Burn : After everything he has been through, I don’t want someone toying with his feelings

Alien Queen : I think I speak for everyone here that we would rather throw ourselves through a window than hurt your brother's feelings

Alien Queen : Especially after what you’ve told us

Burn baby Burn : Good!

Burn baby Burn : Also, bonus fourth rule. Just on the off chance that things don’t work out between all of you and my brother, I would like to make it known that I too am available

MochiQueen : (☉_☉)

BassBoost : Another bump

Alien Queen : Holly cow

BassBoost : Also WTF!

Crisis : That was, unexpected

Froppy : Is she, hitting on us?

Economy : I, think she is

Spark : I… need to go check my oil levels

Froppy : What oil levels?

Froppy : …

Froppy : Well, she's gone

BassBoost : Didn’t you say that you didn’t want to take part in any thirst?

Burn baby Burn : I said I did not want to be involved in thirst towards my brother, for obvious reasons 

Burn baby Burn : I said nothing about showing any thirst towards anyone not biologically related to me. Like you lot

Froppy : Ribbit

MochiQueen : ///

BassBoost : I feel like a mistake has been made

Crisis : Oh boy

Alien Queen : So, ur, we have, somehow, acquired both a useful tool in helping Midori improve his confidence around others. And a potential plan B in case things don’t work out between us and him

Alien Queen : I don’t know what to think about this

Burn baby Burn : (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Alien Queen : Halp

Economy : As blasphemous as this may be to say, she may have a point

Economy : We haven’t even considered the possibility that he’s ok with dating all of us

BassBoost : So, not all of us may be able to get together with him

Economy : Precisely

Burn baby Burn : Not everyone is ok with the idea of dating and marrying multiple people

Burn baby Burn : I am, I’m totally ok with having multiple boyfriends and girlfriends, as long as everyone’s on the same page and is ok with it as well 

Burn baby Burn : But I can’t say the same about my brother

Froppy : Well, that’s disappointing, but probably to be expected

Froppy : From what you said, he hasn’t had an easy life

Burn baby Burn : No he has not

Alien Queen : So, if things do go pear-shaped and he’s only ok with dating one girl, who out of all of us has the highest chance of getting with him?

Burn baby Burn : Oh, that’s Uraraka, no doubt about it

MochiQueen : ME!

BassBoost : Another bump

Burn baby Burn : Yep. Out of everyone he talks about he always, without fail, always talks about her first and has like three times as much to talk about than everyone else

Froppy : I saw that coming from a mile away

Crisis : You do spend a lot of time around him

Alien Queen : He did also break himself to save you

BassBoost : And you two do team up a lot during practicals

Economy : Face it, if he does limit himself to just one of us, you have the highest chance of being with him

MochiQueen : ///

Alien Queen : And in that scenario, we have his sister. Who is strangely willing to be our plan B

Burn baby Burn : (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

BassBoost : Yeah, we’re in trouble

Burn baby Burn : What? I’m single and all my classmates are taken and/or are not my type and/or are arseholes or complete and utter bitches who think taking other people's boyfriends is cool

MochiQueen : …

Economy : …

Alien Queen : …

Froppy : …

BassBoost : …

Crisis : …

Economy : There’s a story behind that, but I feel like we shouldn’t ask

Burn baby Burn : Don’t. Trust me, that is not a story I want to go into

Burn baby Burn : Now if you can excuse me, I'm off to have a chat with Nezu

MochiQueen : Yeah, you do that

Crisis : Meanwhile we’ll be redesigning our costumes so that they can protect us

Economy : And pay a visit to Hound Dog

Froppy : And maybe a visit to Nezu as well

BassBoost : Yeah, we need to have some words with people

Alien Queen : Boy today has been a doozy

Alien Queen : Hopefully tomorrow is better

Chapter Text

UA gone wild

TONK !: @Eraser What the hell are you teaching your students?

Eraser : What did they break now?

TONK !: Nothing, they all just came to me asking for changes to their hero costumes

Eraser : All of them?

TONK !: Yes, all of them, in one big go. Which is something I don’t need right now

TONK !: I have Hatsume making a bloody robot and blowing up the workshop every other hour

TONK !: I don’t need 1-A coming to me all in one go with costume redesigns and giving me more work to do!

Vladdaddy : You weren’t complaining when 1-B came to you for costume changes

Vladdaddy : Also who gave me this name?

TONK !: They spaced their visits out across the week. They didn’t all come to me in one go

Vladdaddy : Oh

Momnight : Wait, Hatsume’s making a robot?

TONK !: Yeah, no idea why she’s making it, only that Midoriya asked her to make it. For what purpose I don’t know, neither of them are saying anything about it to me

TONK !: But that’s a problem for later. Right now 1-A is my problem, because the last time an entire class came to me for costume redesigns, it was because one of their classmates almost died

Mr Sound Man : Oh, yeah, forgot about that

Mr Sound Man : That was not a great time for us

Eraser : So what exactly have the problem children been doing?

TONK !: Well, first off I had Hagakure come to me asking for costume request forms, which I gave her

TONK !: An hour later I had the entirety of 1-A show up handing said forms to me requesting drastic changes to their costumes

TONK !: And I mean the entire class, all twenty of them

Mr Sound Man : What kind of changes are we talking about?

TONK !: Mostly padding to improve the protection of their costumes, as well as improvements to the durability of their gear

TONK !: But there were a few drastic changes being made, like Bakugo changing his gauntlet, as well as Yaoyorozu and Hagakure completely changing the designs of their costumes

TONK !: Apparently their current ones offer very little in the way of protection. And after looking at them myself, all I can say is, why the hell did you approve of them in the first place?!

Eraser : Oh, their finally changing their costumes

Eraser : Good. I’ve been waiting for them to see how little protection they offered them

TONK !: Wait, what do you mean, you’ve been waiting for them to see how little protection their costumes offered them? Didn’t you tell them?

Eraser : No

Eraser : We can’t hold these kids' hands. If they can’t learn these things themselves then they won't last long as heroes

TONK !: What!

TONK !: Shota! Hagakure’s costume is literally just boots and gloves, nothing else!

Momnight : It’s WHAT!

Mr Sound Man : Oh no

Momnight : Shota! Do you remember how little skin my first costume covered? It covered so little that the National Diet passed a new costume regulation limiting the amount of skin a costume can show

Momnight : Hagakure’s costume breaks those regulations!

Momnight : And no, just because she’s invisible doesn't mean those regulations don’t apply to her

Mr Sound Man : Sho what the hell man!

Mr Sound Man : Why did you authorise her costume?

Eraser : You know I don’t look at my students' files. It’s so I don’t form any bias towards them. Same with costumes

Eraser : If there are problems with their costumes then it’s up to them to notice them

Eraser : They need to learn these things themselves. If they can’t figure out how little protection their costumes offer them then they won't last long as heroes

TONK !: And what happens if they learn how ineffective their costumes are at protecting them when they're bleeding out after being stabbed in the chest? What then? What ‘lessons’ will that teach them?

TONK !: There are means to allow people to see her, or have an idea where she is, thermal imaging for one thing

TONK !: And before you ask about me not having anything covering my chest, subskin armour! Look it up!

TONK !: It’s just that not everyone is willing or capable of undergoing the surgery to have it installed, and to replace damaged plates, are a bitch. I know, because I’ve been through several

TONK !: I doubt your students are willing to have those installed

TONK !: Yes we can’t hold their hands. But we can’t deny them need to know information either, and vulnerabilities in their hero costumes are need to know information!

BadWolf : Oh, so this is why I’m only just seeing students from 1-A

Momnight : Wait, they haven’t been seeing you?

BadWolf : No they have not

BadWolf : Which is very worrying, considering everything they’ve been through

BadWolf : I would have expected to have at least seen them after the USJ and especially after the attack on the forest camp, but I did not

BadWolf : And even then, only the female students of 1-A have come to see me

BadWolf : @Eraser why is that?

Momnight : 1-A skipped the opening ceremony, as always

Eraser : They don’t have time for such frivolous ceremonies 

BadWolf : So you filled them in on all the important information they missed, like who the heads of the various departments were, and that I’m the guidance counsellor, among other important things all our students need to know?

BadWolf : Right? You did do that right? You did tell them about me

BadWolf : RIGHT?

Eraser : …

BadWolf : Your silence is nooott rrreasureing!

Momnight : He’s going savage

Mr Sound Man : Run for your lives

God : Oh dear. It appears I’ve been giving my teachers too much leeway

Vladdaddy : And now Nezu is here

God : Hello 

Mr Sound Man : Fear

Momnight : Oh you’ve done it now

God : Aizawa, whilst I do allow my teachers to teach their classes how they see fit, I do expect them to go ‘plus ultra’ with their teaching. Not the bare minimum 

God : When I allowed you to skip the opening ceremony, I did so under the assumption that you would fill your students in on everything important they had missed, like telling them about Hound Dog, as well as other facilities and support systems we have

God : Have you been doing these?

Eraser : No

Momnight : Oh god

God : Oh dear

God : It seems Midoriya’s complaints about you and All Might seem to be well-founded

Eraser : He complained about All Might?

Mr Sound Man : Isn’t the little listener a massive All Might fan?

Momnight : @NO1!

NO1 !: I AM HERE! STILL UNSURE HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS!

Momnight : Your fan has made some complaints about you

NO1 !: WHAT?

Mr Sound Man : Midoriya apparently made some complaints about you

NO1 !: >>>

NO1 !: Finally, turned off caps

NO1 !: Also what has young Midoriya been saying about me? 

God : Ah, I think you misunderstand. I’m talking about a different Midoriya

God : Midoriya Izumi, Management course class 2-K. Older sister of Midoriya Izuku

Mr Sound Man : Oh damn! The listener has an older sister

NO1 !: That's odd, he never told me he had an older sister

Eraser : Did you ask?

NO1 !: No I did not

NO1 !: So, what did she have to say about, me?

God : Well, she had more than a few grievances to share, so I’ll start off with the general ones first before covering the ones she had on you two

God : Mostly she inquired about the apparent poor quality of our teaching ability since it took until internships for her brother to finally get a handle on his quirk

Eraser : If he hadn’t put in the effort to learn how to use his quirk properly by now, then he doesn't deserve to be here

Eraser : I only let him stay because showed some improvement

Momnight : Did you not offer him any help in trying to control it?

Eraser : No

God : Oh dear, you immediately proved her right

God : Aizawa, need I remind you that all UA teachers have quirk counselling licences, yourself included

God : I suggest you start putting it to good use

God : Plus, Midoriya Izumi said that her brother was diagnosed as quirkless at age four, with the extra toe joint to prove it

Eraser : …

BadWolf : …

NO1 !: …

TONK !: …

Momnight : …

Mr Sound Man : ...

Vladdaddy : …

Vladdaddy : Midoriya Izuku’s quirkless?

Mr Sound Man : Doesn’t having the extra toe joint normally mean you don’t develop a quirk?

Momnight : Yes, yes it does

Mr Sound Man : So why does the little listener have a quirk then?

God : I have no idea :)

Mr Sound Man : Oh no

Momnight : The dreaded smiley face!!

NO1 !: Nezu, please don’t get any ideas

God : You forget, I always have ideas

NO1 !: …

Vladdaddy : Aizawa, I recommend that, no matter what happens here, keep Nezu away from Midoriya Izuku

Vladdaddy : Maybe his sister for good measure

Eraser : I’ll try, but no promises

Eraser : I still have nightmares about the last time he took an interest in a student

God : I don’t see why people are getting worried about this. Last time went perfectly well :)

God : Besides, Midoriya Izuku was quirkless, up until the entrance exam where he somehow spontaneously manifested a quirk during the entrance exam, and registered it after it

God : But you would already know this since you did the background check on him, right Aizawa?

Eraser : …

Vladdaddy : Oh that doesn't look good

God : Aizawa, please tell me that you’ve been doing the mandatory background checks for your students?

Eraser : …

VirtualSimp is now playing Dark Souls 3 OST~ Soul of Cinder

Eraser : I thought you did the background checks

Momnight : Oh god, please tell me I didn’t just see that?

Mr Sound Man : What the! Sho? Please tell me you did not just type that?

TONK !: I’m too tired for this

BadWolf : Thaaat’s itt! Yourr bonsnes are fforfeit!

NO1 !: You didn’t do the background checks!

Vladdaddy : Ah hell

God : Oh deary me, it appears I need to keep a closer eye on my teachers from now on

God : Aizawa, you are right about me doing the student background checks. But only for the recommended students for all departments, including those who don’t make the cut

God : We get hundreds of recommended students, and I do background checks for all of them, which doesn't leave me with much time to do the non-recommended students, so I delegate the remaining student's background checks to their homeroom teachers

God : Which is something I told you all when you were accepted for this position

Eraser : …

Eraser : I thought you did the background checks

Eraser : I swear I thought you did the background checks for all students

Mr Sound Man : So, what you're saying is that, apart from the recommended students and those from general education who move up to the hero course, our entire A block of students have not undergone background checks?

Vladdaddy : Yep

Vladdaddy : God damn it Aizawa!

NO1 !: You mean you didn’t know he was a late bloomer!?

Eraser : No

Eraser : Did you?

NO1 !: Yes! And I’ve tried to help him. But I’m still getting used to being a teacher, so I’m not sure what he needs to do to learn how to control it

NO1!: Why do you think I sent him to my old teacher for an internship?

Eraser : All Might, why didn’t you tell me about this?

NO1 !: I thought you already knew!

Eraser : I don’t read my student's files!

Eraser : Why didn’t the problem child tell me this?

Momnight : Probably because he too thought you already knew

Mr Sound Man : Congratulations Sho, you just validated a student's grievances she had with this university

Eraser : I’m never going to hear the end of this?

Vladdaddy : Considering you’ve been doing a very poor job and have neglected your duties, yes, we will never let you hear the end of it

God : Well, this explains one of her other grievances

Eraser : There’s more?

God : Midoriya Izumi said that one of your students, Bakugo Katsuki, was a bully who actively bullied both herself and her brother, and had evidence to prove it

God : She should be at the nurse's office around about now getting checked out by Recovery Girl

Mr Sound Man : Why’s she at the nurse's office

God : So that Recovery Girl can examine the burn marks on her chest that she claims were caused by Bakugo using his quirk on her

God : Apparently her brother has them too, far more than she has

God : That’s the only evidence she has sadly, which was why I was hoping I could have a look at the background check you had carried out on him

God : But since you haven’t done that means that we’re quite limited in what we have at the moment

God : At least his attitude towards Midoriya Izuku at the start of the year can be used to start an investigation into the matter

Eraser : …

Eraser : Oh, that’s why he’s so antagonistic towards Midoriya 

Vladdaddy : Oh my god!

Momnight : You said they couldn’t get along!

Momnight : You had them both go up against All Might to try and get them to work together!

Momnight: And how did that go?

NO1 !: Bakugo attacked Midoriya several times during the exam and refused to cooperate for most of it

Mr Sound Man : Was he ever penalised for that?

Eraser : He passed

NO1 !: Midoriya had to drag him out of the arena

Momnight : Sero was dragged out as well, and yet he failed

Momnight : Easy knockout aside, he didn’t attack his partner

Mr Sound Man : And he wasn't penalised for that?

God : No

God : The only black mark on his file was the 2-day suspension he had for assaulting Midoriya Izuku 

Momnight : Wait, so he wasn’t penalised for the two lethal attacks he unleashed on Midoriya?

Vladdaddy : Wait, what lethal attacks?

Momnight : Second day of university Bakugo used his gauntlets against Midoriya despite being told not to

Momnight: Almost brought down the building they were in

Vladdaddy : Why would he be using his gauntlets during the costume check?

Momnight : It wasn’t a costume check. It was a battle trial 

Mr Sound Man : A combat exercise! On the first day?

TONK !: Now the sudden influx of 1-A students makes sense!

NO1 !: In my defence, I was using my first year at UA as a reference for my lesson planning

NO1 !: When I was a student here we were thrown into combat practice first thing and didn’t have a class to go over our hero costumes

NO1 !: But then again, my homeroom teacher at the time did not go easy on any of us

God : Well times have changed and we no longer do that

God : The safety of our students is our primary concern

God : So if there are design issues with our hero students costumes, then we must deal with them before they become a serious issue 

God : Higari, please make the necessary modifications and changes to 1-A’s costumes so that they meet safety standards

God : Ryo, I’ll be requiring 1-A to have at minimum three sessions with you, plus have Bakugo assigned to anger management therapy

God : Aizawa, please come see me immediately. After our meeting please do the background checks for all our A block students, including those who have graduated, starting with your current class and especially Bakugo

God : If he has a history of bullying we need to know about it, it could very well affect his future at UA

God : Toshinori, I will be assigning you a TA from the third-year hero course. I would assign a teacher, but I do want you to delegate all your work to your TA

Momnight : Simple as that?

God : Simple as that :)

Eraser : I’m not getting any sleep tonight

Girls Only

Momnight : Sorry ladies, just been dealing with some issues at UA 

Momnight : Seems like Shota’s hands-off teaching style has come back to bite him

TitanAss : Oh god, what did he do?

Harlequin : Knowing him, it’s what he didn’t do

Momnight : Got it in one

Momnight : I won't go into full details, only that he messed up big time and we will be making sure this doesn't happen again

BadDragon : Well that’s good to hear

RabbitThighs : Now then, back to grabbing Midoriya as an intern!

TitanAss : Oh no, you are not stealing him from me!

RabbitThighs : Ah, but here’s the thing

RabbitThighs : I’m faster

TitanAss : But I’m closer!

BadDragon : And I can fly

Hot&Thicc : And I have the number two hero to back me up, shrimp

Mommy : Those are not metrics for deciding who takes him for an internship

InHeat : Having met him before and already taught him a few things, on the other hand, are

ICanSeeYou : You just want him to intern with us so you can potentially get close to him

SexToy : I just want him in general

SexToy : You don’t often see men like him

Harlequin : Ladies, he’s only 18

InHeat : He won't be for long~

Momnight : Ladies, ladies. As much as I share your enthusiasm for one of my students, need I remind you that it’s the students who choose who they go on a work-study with

Momnight : You may send him a request form, but it’s up to him to accept it

RabbitThighs : Damn it!

TitanAss : Foiled again!

InHeat : Damn, forgot about that

SexToy : I already sent him one

BadDragon : Doesn’t guarantee that he’ll pick you

SexToy : A girl can dream

ICanSeeYou : Dream about what?

ICanSeeYou : Having Midoriya work study with you or have him use you ?

SexToy : Yes

TitanAss : As much as I agree with you, please don’t use yes as a response

TitanAss : It’s confusing

Momnight : Of course a bimbo like you would get confused by something as simple as that

TitanAss : OH! You want to go, you old hag!

Momnight : Anytime butt for brains~

Harlequin : Charming

Harlequin : Small question, will Aizawa have any permanent damage?

Hot&Thicc : You're just worried that your boyfriend will get damaged

Harlequin : HAH!

BadDragon : I forgot you're new here Burnin

BadDragon : Ms Joke has no real interest in him

Hot&Thicc : Wha!

Hot&Thicc : But you keep flirting with him and asking him to marry you!

Harlequin : And thus is my greatest joke of all

Harlequin : My attraction to him

Hot&Thicc : Wait

Hot&Thicc : You mean, you’ve been flirting with him, as a joke!

Harlequin : Yep :)

Hot&Thicc : Respect!

Mommy : May I ask a question?

Momnight : If you're going to ask if we can add Uwabami to the chat, no. Just no

Momnight : I can only tolerate so many bitches around here

Mommy : What? No, why would I ask that?

Momnight : Good point

BadDragon : Almost forgot that she used her interns for nothing more but free labour for her commercials

RabbitThighs : I have no respect for that woman

RabbitThighs : As useful as her quirk is for finding people, her attitude is more like a fashion model, not a hero

Hot&Thicc : Were the two girls who went to Uwabami not receive any warning about her

Momnight : Nope

Momnight : Kind of regretting that one

SexToy : Why she hasn’t been blacklisted from sending intern request forms I have no idea. She does this every year!

Momnight : So, Mandalay, what’s your question?

Mommy : I know we’re all interested in Midoriya

Momnight : Which one?

Mommy : I know that includes you too, Joke. I’ve seen you thirsting for him too

Mommy : Wait what?

ICanSeeYou : What do you mean, which one? There’s only one Midoriya

Momnight : Oh, right, forgot you weren’t involved

Momnight : Well, it turns out that he has an older sister who’s also attending UA, Midoriya Izumi, Management course class 2-K

TitanAss : Hot damn, the boy has an older sister

BadDragon : That was unexpected, but her being in the management course is probably why we didn’t know about her

BadDragon : Management students don't tend to take part in the sports festival

Momnight : Yeah, they tend to watch from the sidelines, the sports festival isn’t where they shine after all

RabbitThighs : Damn

RabbitThighs : If they were both heroes I could take on both of them and form a trio of battle bunnies

Momnight : She breathes fire

RabbitThighs : Even better

BadDragon : Hold on! As the woman here who can turn into a dragon, someone who breathes fire is mine to train

Hot&Thicc : Have you forgotten who my boss is?

Hot&Thicc : Endeavor would snatch her up in a heartbeat!

Momnight : She’s not even on the hero course

Harlequin : Yet

Momnight : I regret bringing her up now

TitanAss : Joke, you do know we can’t force people to join the hero course

TitanAss : Remember what happened the last time the HPSC forced people to become heroes?

Hot&Thicc : Everyone but Chicken Wings ended up becoming villains 

Momnight : Holy cow

Momnight : The bimbo actually knows things

TitanAss : I said I’m not an idiot!

TitanAss : Also chicken wings?

Hot&Thicc : Every time Hawks shows up at the agency, he has a bucket of chicken wings with him

TitanAss : Oh

Mommy : So, back to my original question

Mommy : Have none of us considered the girls in his class?

Harlequin : …

Momnight : …

RabbitThighs : …

BadDragon : …

TitanAss : …

InHeat : …

ICanSeeYou : …

Hot&Thicc : …

SexToy : …

TitanAss : The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at maths

TitanAss : And no, that is not an admission of being dumb!

TitanAss : I can do maths! Quite well too!

Momnight : I find that hard to believe

BadDragon : She does have a point

BadDragon : He may not be interested in older women

InHeat : Please don’t use the world old

InHeat : I am not getting any younger you know

BadDragon : Fine then, I’ll use MILF

BadDragon : Happy?

InHeat : Yes

Momnight : Oh, I know he has some interest in MILF’s

Harlequin : Saying he blushes when you get near him is not an indication that he like’s MILF’s 

Harlequin : Most people blush when around you

ICanSeeYou : I may have once been able to track people, but even I can tell that she’s not joking about that

ICanSeeYou : He’d blush slightly when Ryuko got close to him

InHeat : What can I say, he’s an adorable little bunny

RabbitThighs : Rabbid battle bunny you mean

RabbitThighs : Did you see that fingerwork during the sports festival?

RabbitThighs : Almost lost it when he started breaking himself whilst throwing Endeavor’s kid around

Harlequin : Define ‘lost it’?

BadDragon : You don’t want to know

BadDragon : Trust me on this

Harlequin : I’ll take your word on it

Momnight : Oh, don’t worry, he’s gotten a lot better since then

Momnight : Probably would have gotten a lot better sooner if we were doing our job properly 

InHeat : Aizawa?

Momnight : Sady yes

SexToy : Why did he take up teaching again?

Momnight : He lost a bet

ICanSeeYou : And now so much makes sense

Momnight : Don’t worry, it’s being dealt with

Momnight : Hopefully he really starts to take this job seriously now

Momnight : We can’t hold their hands, but we can’t ignore a problem either

Harlequin : No we can not

Hot&Thicc : Nore can we ignore the young man who’s only a few strategic decisions away from ploughing all of us

RabbitThighs : No we can not

BadDragon : Yes we can

BadDragon : Well, for now anyway

Mommy : Why are we all horny for this boy?

InHeat : Well, you don't see men like him often

ICanSeeYou : True

NagantDeezNuts : Alright, I’m back

NagantDeezNuts : What did I miss?

SexToy : Aizawa has been neglecting some of his duties and Midoriya has a sister

NagantDeezNuts : …

NagantDeezNuts : Dibs

RabbitThighs : You are not teaching the rabid green bunny or his sister how to shoot guns!

Momnight : She’s also a management student

Hot&Thicc : Who can also breathe fire

TitanAss : So, not a hero

NagantDeezNuts : …

NagantDeezNuts : Dragon breath rounds?

Harlequin : No!

Momnight : No!

BadDragon : No!

SexToy : No!

TitanAss : No!

InHeat : No!

Mommy : No!

RabbitThighs : No!

ICanSeeYou : No!

Hot&Thicc : No!

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Alien Queen : Well, that was a lesson

Economy : It was really weird

BassBoost : That was nothing like I was expecting it to be

Crisis : I think some of the girls from 1-B were flirting with Midori?

MochiQueen : Someone hold me back!

Froppy : On it

MochiQueen : Not with your tongue!

Froppy : Smug ribbit

Burn baby Burn : What happened?

Economy : Aizawa wasn’t teaching today, for some reason, so Kan, the teacher of 1-B, taught both classes

BassBoost : It, well, it wasn’t chaos exactly, but it was up there

Alien Queen : Midoriya used Tetsutetsu as a battering ram

Burn baby Burn : You mean the metal guy whose name is Iron X4

Alien Queen : Yep, that’s him

Froppy : He then proceeded to use both Tetsutetsu and Kirishima to beat up Shishida

Crisis : That’s the beast guy

Burn baby Burn : (☉_☉)

Burn baby Burn : Who pissed him off?

MochiQueen : No one

MochiQueen : He just, grabbed them and started wailing on the guy

Alien Queen : Monoma was up to his usual shit, but Midori didn’t seem phased by it

Burn baby Burn : That’s the smug guy who keeps talking crap about you guys?

BassBoost : Yep

BassBoost : He just does not like us for having the ‘Gaul’ of being attacked by villains at the USJ

Burn baby Burn : Didn’t you guys almost die?

Froppy : Not all of us, but some of us did get close

Economy : You know, I may dislike Mineta for several reasons

Economy : But that slap to the face he gave Monoma made up for a lot of things

Crisis : Man was sent flying around like a bouncy ball

BassBoost : Talk shit and get slapped!

MochiQueen : I am so glad I ‘accidentally’ removed his gravity before he got slapped

MochiQueen : It made it so much funnier 

Alien Queen : Shut him up too

Alien Queen : He didn’t say anything after that!

Froppy : He was knocked out

Crisis : Even better

Crisis : Still, we could have done without some of the 1-B girls flirting with Midori 

MochiQueen : I will throw that green-haired harlot into orbit!

MochiQueen : Piece! By! Piece! 

Economy : It’s Tokage, she flirts with everyone

Economy : She flirted with everyone at the recommendation exam, myself included

Economy : So it may be just her normal behaviour

Crisis : She only flirted with Midori, no one else

Froppy : She blushed when she felt his body

Alien Queen : I’m pretty sure some of the other girls were ‘admiring him’ if the looks in their eyes were the kind of looks I think they were

Economy : …

Economy : I’m sure it’s fine

Green Bean admirers

Horny : Let’s kidnap him

Ultraman : Mm

Ring : The spirits agree with this

Jigsaw : Now now girls, let’s not be too hasty 

Jigsaw : Whilst I do like your enthusiasm

Jigsaw : Work studies start tomorrow, and I don’t think it’s a good idea to kidnap someone the day before their supposed to go out to work for a hero

BigSis : Finally, someone acting sensible 

Jigsaw : But afterwards, it’s free game

BigSis : Damn it!

Shroom : :)

Thorny4jesus : Sisters please, let us not fall into such base temptations

Thorny4jesus : Also who changed my name to this?

Jigsaw : Me 

Thorny4jesus : …

Thorny4jesus is now playing The Last Stand by Sabaton

BigSis : And now she’s going crusader again

Midoriya Simping Hours

MochiQueen : I’m not so sure about that

Burn baby Burn : Ooooh, more ladies for the harem

MochiQueen : NO!

MochiQueen : We don’t even know if Deku wants to date/marry that many girls!

Burn baby Burn : I was referring to mine

MochiQueen : Of course

BassBoost : She has a point, we still don’t know how many people Green would be interested in being romantically involved with

Alien Queen : This would be so much simpler if we could just ask him

Burn baby Burn : Yeah, almost forgot about that

Burn baby Burn : We don’t know my brother's limit

Burn baby Burn : I can’t ask him, it’ll be weird 

BassBoost : We can’t ask him either

Alien Queen : It would be an odd question to ask out of the blue without context

MochiQueen : I am not asking that!

Froppy : …

MochiQueen : …

MochiQueen : Tsu, don’t you dare

Alien Queen : Dare what?

Froppy has added Hado Nejire to the chat

Froppy : :TsuBlep:

Hado Nejire : (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Alien Queen : Oh

MochiQueen : TSU! What have you done?

Froppy : Added someone who can ask our question and have it not seen as odd

Hado Nejire : OH! So this is your thirst server

MochiQueen : …

Crisis : …

Alien Queen : …

BassBoost : … 

Burn baby Burn : …

Economy : …

Froppy : …

Froppy : Ok, so, one more for the thirst squad

Froppy : Also I did not tell her that

MochiQueen : Senpai

MochiQueen : How?

Hado Nejire : Simple

Hado Nejire : Big sis knows everything (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Crisis : Spooky

Burn baby Burn : OI! I’m the big sis here!

Hado Nejire : (｡·  v  ·｡) ?

Hado Nejire : What?

Burn baby Burn : Midoriya Izumi, business course, class 2-K

Burn baby Burn : I’m Izuku’s older sister

Hado Nejire : !  (⭗ㅁ⭗;)

Hado Nejire : {○_○}

Hado Nejire : ˶✧｡✧˶

Froppy : I have made a mistake

BassBoost : Yes, yes you have

Alien Queen : You added the TA to our thirst server!

Alien Queen : @Hado Nejire how did you know this was our thirst server

Alien Queen : And don’t say ‘Big sis knows everything’

Hado Nejire : Simple

Hado Nejire : It’s obvious you all had one for Midoriya 

Hado Nejire : Well, the younger one anyway

Hado Nejire : Surprised I now have to make that distinction

Hado Nejire : I was actually going to ask if I could be added to it

MochiQueen : …

Crisis : …

Alien Queen : …

BassBoost : … 

Burn baby Burn : …

Economy : …

Froppy : …

Burn baby Burn : Well!

Burn baby Burn : This is an unexpected turn of events!

Burn baby Burn : Also TA?

MochiQueen : She was with All Might today acting as a TA

Burn baby Burn : Oh

Alien Queen : She kept asking questions

Hado Nejire : I was just so curious, you know

BassBoost : You didn’t give us time to answer any of them

Hado Nejire : Sorry (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Alien Queen : This may be an odd question, but what do you think of Midori

Alien Queen : The younger Midori I mean

Hado Nejire : ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡

Froppy : Well, that answers that question

Hado Nejire : What, he’s just so cute

Hado Nejire : And strong too

Hado Nejire : Plus Eri is just so adorable!

Crisis : And ain't that the universal truth

Burn baby Burn : Wow, I didn’t realise my brother had gotten this popular

Burn baby Burn : Just how many girls are interested in him?

MochiQueen : Too many for my liking 

Froppy : Ocha-chan, your jealousy is showing again

MochiQueen : It’s true!

MochiQueen : We don’t know if he’s ok with dating more than one girl

Hado Nejire : Oh, I can ask him!

Froppy : That

Froppy : You know, now that I think about it, might be a bad idea

Hado Nejire : (｡·  v  ·｡) ?

BassBoost : How would he react if someone just walked up and asked ‘How many girls are you interested in having a relationship with at the same time?

MochiQueen : He’d either overload or have no idea what’s happening 

Crisis : Or both

Burn baby Burn : I can see that happening

Burn baby Burn : No girl has ever shown an interest in him before

Froppy : Right then

Froppy : @Hado Nejire please no asking him any questions like that yet

Froppy : …

Froppy : Hado senpai? 

Alien Queen : Uh oh

Alien Queen : Hado just came into the dorm

Froppy : …

MochiQueen : …

Alien Queen : …

Economy : …

BassBoost : …

Crisis : …

Burn baby Burn : So, what happened?

MochiQueen : Hado just, bombarded Deku with relationship-based questions

Burn baby Burn : And?

BassBoost : He fainted 

Burn baby Burn : Of course he did

Economy : I’ll get the smelling salts 

Froppy : Maybe I jumped the gun a bit by adding her to the chat

MochiQueen : You think?

Alien Queen : She broke him

Crisis : Shouldn’t it be the other way round? With Midori breaking us?

Crisis : Well, everyone but his sister anyway

Crisis : And in the good way, I might add

Froppy : That was the idea

BassBoost : This might set things back

Hado Nejire : Well, I think that went well

MochiQueen : Well?

MochiQueen : Deku fainted!

Hado Nejire : Yes, but I did manage to ask him how many women he would be interested in dating at the same time before he fainted

BassBoost : That you did

BassBoost : Alongside several other questions like ‘What kind of girl are you interested in, are you interested in girls, do you find hero costumes attractive, do you like older women, what are your thoughts on having a harem

BassBoost : Among others

BassBoost : He didn’t even answer any of them

Hado Nejire : But I still asked

Froppy : Yes, you did

Froppy : But, the point of this was to get an answer out of him

Froppy : Which we have not

Hado Nejire : Woops 

Economy : So, good news

Economy : Midoriya is conscious again

Economy : Bad news

Economy : I think he’s overheating

MochiQueen : I’ll get him an ice pack

BassBoost : Well we’re not getting an answer out of him for a while

Burn baby Burn : How red is he?

Economy : Very

Economy : And very hot

Alien Queen : It’s Midori, of course he’s hot

Economy : I meant hot to the touch

MochiQueen : There’s steam literally leaving his ears

MochiQueen : He’s not going to be doing any thinking for a while

MochiQueen : What do you have to say for yourself Hado senpai

Hado Nejire : :P

Froppy : Me thinks she has no regrets

Burn baby Burn : Well, now that Hado’s broken my brother

Burn baby Burn : What’s this about some of you getting close to dying during the USJ?

Hado Nejire : What?

Froppy : Well you see

Crisis : Todoroki froze me to the floor with the rest of the villains in our area!

Crisis : I wasn’t freed until the rest of the villains he had frozen were freed 

Crisis : That was the second time he did that to me!

Economy : Whilst I do have to say that, in his defence, he didn’t know you were there

Economy : And that he was a lot more ‘uncaring’ about collateral damage back then

Economy : He really should have been more careful and checked his surroundings for any allies who would be caught in the crossfire

Burn baby Burn : Oh wow, that was, not good of him

Burn baby Burn : If a villain from another area walked into that area and noticed you, you’d be easy picking

Crisis : I know

Crisis : That’s what I told him when I was finally released

Crisis : After I slapped him in the face 

Crisis : Yes he did say sorry, but with the way he acts it’s hard to tell if it was genuine or not

MochiQueen : At least he’s mellowed out a bit since then

Froppy : Ok, forgot that happened

Froppy : But it wasn’t what I was referring to

Economy : Ah, yes

Economy : The other thing

Alien Queen : What other thing?

Froppy : Well, remember that I was with Midoriya and Mineta

Froppy : And that we had encountered that villain covered with hands

Froppy : Well, he spotted us and charged right at us

Froppy : Right at me

Froppy : And after seeing what he did to Aizawa, I knew full well what he was going to do to me if he grabbed me

Froppy : Thankfully Aizawa was able to erase the man's quirk before he could use it on me, that, and Midoriya was able to distract him by punching him

Burn baby Burn : yep, that sounds like my brother

Froppy : I swear my life flashed before my eyes

Froppy : What made it all worse was that Mineta groped me right afterwards!

Economy : And right back to hating him

Alien Queen : Do the teachers ever punish people for their actions around here?

Hado Nejire : Yes

Hado Nejire : UA is very vigilant when it comes to punishing students

BassBoost : Well we must be the exception then

Hado Nejire : (｡·  v  ·｡) ?

BassBoost : Look at the pins

Hado Nejire : …

Hado Nejire : !  (⭗ㅁ⭗;)

Hado Nejire : ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

Hado Nejire : WHA!!!

Hado Nejire : Oh, forgot you had Aizawa as your homeroom teacher

Hado Nejire : He’s a bit of a party pooper 

Hado Nejire : Still occasionally have nightmares about his expulsion ruse at the start of the year       

Hado Nejire : ૮₍˶Ó﹏Ò ⑅₎ა

Hado Nejire : Also the younger Midoriya was quirkless?

Burn baby Burn : Yep, read the conversation below it, because I am not repeating it

Economy : Wait, Aizawa was your first-year homeroom teacher?

Hado Nejire : I’m in the A block same as you, as is Amajiki, so yes, we had him as our first-year homeroom teacher

Hado Nejire : Not a good first year if I’m being honest

Hado Nejire : The constant expulsion threats he kept sending Amajiki’s way was not good

Hado Nejire : Didn’t even know we had a guidance counsellor until my second year

Alien Queen : You mean you had problems with him as well?

Crisis : Why was he allowed to get away with this for so long?

Hado Nejire : No idea

Froppy : Yes yes, Aizawa is a bad teacher

Froppy : We’ve known this since yesterday

Froppy : Back to the man of our dreams

Froppy : But yes, he did save my life during the USJ

Froppy : That might have been when I first realised I was in love with him

Alien Queen : And when you apparently got the desire to have his children

Froppy : Like I said, he’s the only viable man in this class 

Froppy : And the nicest too

Alien Queen : A viable man who we don’t know if he’s interested in having multiple girlfriends

BassBoost : And we probably won't get an answer to that thanks to someone jumping the gun

Hado Nejire : Oh don’t worry

Hado Nejire : I can be a backup if you want (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Burn baby Burn : I’m the backup!

Hado Nejire : (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Crisis : Yeah, she kind of beat you to it

Alien Queen : And now that’s two of our senpai’s who are flirting with us

Crisis : It feels like everyone but the guy we want is flirting with us

Burn baby Burn : That’s my brother I’m afraid

Burn baby Burn : Whilst I do think he’s attracted to you guys, I don’t think he has the confidence to show any sort of affection to anyone openly, let alone acknowledge he likes someone

Burn baby Burn : Fourteen years of being treated like shit won't go away overnight

BassBoost : Good thing we have three mandatory sessions with Hound Dog each

BassBoost : Seems like someone finally noticed we need to talk about what we’ve experienced with someone

MochiQueen : Yeah, I’m glad to be talking about these things to someone

MochiQueen : I feel like a lot of weight has been lifted off my shoulders

MochiQueen : Also, why did no one tell me UA had a financial support department? 

Crisis : Aizawa didn’t tell us

Economy : You know, now that I think about it

Economy : Shouldn’t Aizawa have stayed with us during the USJ

MochiQueen : What do you mean?

Economy : Well, first off, how tall were those stairs?

BassBoost : It took him about a minute for him to run down there

Economy : Yes, a minute

Economy : It would have taken the villains that much, maybe even more, to get up to us from where they were, at the bottom of the stairs

Economy : There was no need for him to run off like that, especially when they had a villain with them who could warp straight up to us!

Economy : If he had stayed with us, he may have been able to erase the villains quirk for long enough for us to deal with him

Alien Queen : So, you're saying that, if Aizawa had stayed with us and not run off like he did, we wouldn’t have been scattered across the USJ?

Economy : I can’t say things wouldn’t have played out like that, Bakugo and Kirishima did disobey orders and attack the guy, getting in Thirteen’s way

Economy : The same may have happened if Aizawa had stayed with us

Economy : But our chances of not getting scattered would have been lower

Alien Queen : I’d say don’t hate my BFF Kiri like that

Alien Queen : But yeah, you do have a point. He did jump in after we were told not to engage

BassBoost : And neither of them got a warning for that

Froppy : Wow, the teachers are really slacking this year, aren’t they

BassBoost : Yep

MochiQueen : He also did leave us with Thirteen, a primary rescue hero

MochiQueen : She wasn’t really qualified to protect us. She’s not really a combat hero due to her quirk being extremely dangerous against people

MochiQueen: Not helped by the warp villain using her quirk against her

Froppy : How is Thirteen doing by the way?

Froppy : I haven’t seen her since the attack

MochiQueen : She’s on medical leave at the moment

MochiQueen : Her entire back had to be reconstructed, plus she has to undergo physical therapy to get used to moving around again

MochiQueen : It’ll be a while before she comes back, and even longer before she can do hero work again

Economy : Well, it’s good to hear that she is recovering

Hado Nejire : Ok, so, whilst I was not there

Hado Nejire : I think that, from what I’ve heard from you, the teachers really mismanaged the USJ

Burn baby Burn : I think they acted badly due to being caught off guard

Burn baby Burn : The USJ is on UA grounds, and the only way to get in is to get past the UA barrier

Burn baby Burn : As far as everyone was concerned, no one would attack them whilst they were there

BassBoost : All Might was also supposed to be there 

Burn baby Burn : Well fuck

MochiQueen : Yeah, Aizawa asked Thirteen where All Might was when we got there, and she said that he had been delayed

MochiQueen : She also held up three fingers

Alien Queen : You know, I wonder why she did that?

BassBoost : I think I know

BassBoost : Remember that emasculated form All Might is in now, after fighting that villain at Kamino?

Economy : How could I? I was there!

MochiQueen : Right, forgot you Deku, Ida, Todoroki and Kirishima went off to rescue Bakugo

Economy : That we did

Economy : And I hope we never meet that villain All Might fought there because FUCK THAT!!!

Burn baby Burn : The man reportedly had the power to give and take quirks, having taken Ragdoll’s quirk

Burn baby Burn : I can understand your desire to not engage the guy again

Economy : Trust me, you don’t even want to be near the man

Economy : When he first showed himself we were too terrified to move

Economy : Let us hope he never escapes, because I do not want to be in that man's general area again

MochiQueen : Agreed

BassBoost : Back on track

BassBoost : Remember that All Might can only be in his larger form for only a few seconds now?

BassBoost : Well, what if he had a time limit, a limit of how long he can be that strong?

Burn baby Burn : It’s possible

Burn baby Burn : His public presence had been greatly reduced, even before he said he was becoming a teacher

MochiQueen : Deku did say that no one knew what his real quirk was

MochiQueen : He always kept dodging the question during interviews 

BassBoost : I think your right

BassBoost : I remember my mother commentating that All Might had been popping up less and less in the news these past few years

BassBoost : Maybe he suffered an injury that affected his quirk, reducing how much time he can spend all ‘buffed up’

Burn baby Burn : That might be the case

Burn baby Burn : I had a feeling All Might was planning to retire the moment I heard he was a teacher at UA

Burn baby Burn : It’s happened before after all. High ranking heroes from across the world taking up teaching positions, only to announce their retirement sometime later

Burn baby Burn : You don’t get to be a high ranking hero and announce your becoming a teacher without a good reason

Burn baby Burn : I’m surprised no one saw it coming

Burn baby Burn : When I brought it up during class all my classmates just laughed, acting like All Might would never retire 

Burn baby Burn : Well look who’s laughing now, not me because All Might’s retirement is not good

Burn baby Burn : Turns out when you only have an eight percent crime rate compared to the twenty percent the rest of the world has, you tend to take it for granted

Hado Nejire : Yeah, the rising crime rate is giving heroes a hard time

Hado Nejire : A lot of them are struggling to keep up now that he’s gone

Economy : Well, that’s what happens when the symbol of peace retires with no successor

Economy : And Endeavor is no All Might

Alien Queen : That’s, sadly true

Alien Queen : I look at online polls about heroes all the time, and he never had the same popularity as All Might did

Crisis : Not helped by the majority of people saying that they feel less safe with Endeavor as the number one hero

BassBoost : Endeavor just doesn't have the same charisma All Might had

Froppy : All Might’s also far more active in the public side of things

MochiQueen : All Might just, makes you feel safe when he’s around

MochiQueen : Back at the USJ, when he walked in

MochiQueen : Even though he wasn’t smiling, I still felt safe knowing that he was there

MochiQueen : Now that he’s retired, no one feels safe anymore

Burn baby Burn : And people who previously feared him are now getting bolder now that he’s not around to stop them

Burn baby Burn : Face it, ladies, when you all graduate Japan is going to be a lot more chaotic

Froppy : …

MochiQueen : …

Alien Queen : …

Economy : …

BassBoost : …

Crisis : …

MochiQueen : We need to get stronger

MochiQueen : A lot stronger

Alien Queen : Maybe we should ask Midori for some training advice

Economy : Might work, he’s almost always training, going out on morning jogs and heading to the gym to lift weights

Crisis : You just want to know that so you can exercise alongside him

MochiQueen : (¬_¬)

Economy : I can not confirm or deny that

Hado Nejire : Oh! Oh! I can help with that

Burn baby Burn : As can I

Alien Queen : (≖_≖ )

Alien Queen : Me think you two have an ulterior motive 

Hado Nejire : (◕ ◡ ◕)

Burn baby Burn : (◕ ◡ ◕)

Froppy : Yeah, that’s not sus at all

BassBoost : Maybe we should think about upgrading our gear as well

Spark : Alright, that’s that in a state where I can leave it safely

BassBoost : Speak of the devil

Spark : What’s going on in here?

MochiQueen : Hatsume, what have you been up to?

Spark : This!

Spark added Melissa Shield to the chat

Spark : :Meiyes:

Spark : I added some new emojis by the way

Melissa Shield : hell0poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Melissa Shield :

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣷⣾⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣷⣿⣿⣾⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣾ ⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⢿⣿⡿⣿ ⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣧⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣾⣿⣧⣽⣿⣧⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢔⣦⣤⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣟⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠛⢉⣈⣀⠀⡈⠀⠀⢀⣀⢉⡉⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣹⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠰⢿⣳⣾⣷⠖⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⢰⢳⡉⠉⠙⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣎⢧⠀⠀⠊⠉⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⢀⣽⣱⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⢻⠛⠛⣿⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢙⣯⣾⣿⠋⠀⠀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠿⠛⠋⠁⠀⠉⠙⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⣼⣿⡘⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢛⣛⣿⣿⣧⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣾⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣧⢿⡇⡽⣉⣄⠀⠀⢠⣯⣾⠿⣿⣿⡿⠹⣠⣾⢯⣿⠏⠀⠈⠉⠛⠿⠿⣾⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡟⣆⣿⡸⡿⣐⣂⠀⠈⠀⢳⣾⣧⠏⠀⢀⣿⡟⣼⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⠑⢿⢿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢻⢷⡻⡿⣷⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣥⣭⠝⢋⣾⠟⡐⠃⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⢻⣿⡿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⣌⠺⣿⣷⡀⠂⣠⣌⣡⣴⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣰⣹⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠮⢻⡣⡈⠙⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡧⣹⣽⣻⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⣸⣷⣿⡇⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣳⡷⣿⢇⣾⣿ ⣠⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣠⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⢾⠟⠋⠁⡾⠛⣿ ⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⡵⠋⠀⠀⠔⠁⠀⢿ ⣿⡙⢦⠉⠛⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠏⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⡿⡿⡜⣿⣦⣤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣶⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣾⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘

MochiQueen : (ﾟДﾟ;)

Froppy : (;° ロ°)

Alien Queen : (　〇□〇）

Economy : ( ºロº )

BassBoost : (꒪ȏ꒪;)

Crisis : 〣 ( ºΔº ) 〣

Hado Nejire : (｡·  v  ·｡) ?

Burn baby Burn posted Lelouch FacePalm.gif

Melissa Shield : Hatsume! What chat have you added me to?

Spark : …

Spark : NOOOO! This is the wrong chat!!!!

BassBoost : Did Hatsume just add Melissa Shield to the thirst chat?

Economy : Yes, yes she did

MochiQueen : Hatsume! What have you done?

MochiQueen : Where did you even get her contact details from? She isn’t a UA student!

?????????? has added ?????????? to the chat

?????????? : What is up you simps?

Spark has kicked ?????????? from the chat

Spark : NOT NOW! I’M STILL WORKING ON YOU!!!

Burn baby Burn : What on earth is going on right now?

Hado Nejire : Who’s Melissa Shield?

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BassBoost : Alright

BassBoost : So

BassBoost : Damage control?

Alien Queen : The girl you, Momo and Ochaco got to meet at I-Island just got added to Midoriya Simping Hours, a thirst server dedicated to girls thirsting for Deku

Alien Queen : By Hatsume of all people

Spark : My bad, I thought this was your main class chat!

MochiQueen : Check next time! PLEASE!

MochiQueen : This isn’t a chat you want to drop in on unprepared

Burn baby Burn : And don’t I know that

MochiQueen : Melissa-chan, are you alright?

Melissa Shield : …

Melissa Shield : Why am I here?

Crisis : I take that as a no

Crisis : Who even face is that?

Crisis : And why can’t I Japanese today?

Melissa Shield : Markiplier, a pre-quirk you-tuber, actor, and the King of FNAF and of the squirrels 

Hado Nejire : King of the squirrels?

Melissa Shield posted King of the Squirrels

Alien Queen : I am so glad we’re learning English, otherwise I would have no idea what he’s saying

Froppy : Can squirrels even eat peanut butter?

Economy : I don’t know

Crisis : He seems to have done a lot of lets plays of horror games

Alien Queen : Oh

Froppy : So expect to hear a lot of screaming from you then

Melissa Shield : …

Melissa Shield : ///

Melissa Shield : Why is there a picture of Deku shirtless!!!!

Alien Queen : Oh, I forgot I pinned that months ago

Burn baby Burn : Why are you checking the pins?

Burn baby Burn : Why is that even pinned?

Melissa Shield : Force of habit

Crisis : Because this is primarily a thirst server

Burn baby Burn : Why do I keep forgetting this?

MochiQueen : Melissa, I am so sorry about this

MochiQueen : @Spark where did you get Melissa’s contact information from?

Spark : She gave them to me

MochiQueen : What?

Melissa Shield : She said she could get me into a chat with Deku

Melissa Shield : I just did not know that said chat room was a thirst server for him

Melissa Shield : He’s not in here, right?

Economy : Your safe

Economy : This is the 1-A girls-only chat

Burn baby Burn : With associated randoms 

Hado Nejire : Like me (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Hado Nejire : Also, question still stands, who’s Melissa Shield?

MochiQueen : She’s someone we met at I-Island, her father, David Shield, was All Might's first sidekick and made most of his gear

Economy : She’s also a student at I-Island University

Melissa Shield : Not anymore I’m afraid

Melissa Shield : I transferred to UA a few days ago

BassBoost : You transferred! 

MochiQueen : Why? 

Melissa Shield : Let’s just say things got a bit bad for me after the incident

Melissa Shield : When news comes out that your father aided villains getting onto the island, as well as supplied them with gear and weapons, you tend to get treated differently because of it

Melissa Shield : Honestly, with how badly I was being treated I had to get out of there

Melissa Shield : Thankfully having All Might as your uncle gives you a lot of benefits, such as help in getting off of I-Island and applying to UA

MochiQueen : Oh no

BassBoost : That’s sucks

Economy : Are you alright?

Melissa Shield : I’m fine now, but I’d rather not talk about it any more

Melissa Shield : It was not a great experience and I would like to forget it

Melissa Shield : The pins aren’t helping

Alien Queen : Oh, I forgot some of the things we have pinned in here

Crisis : Yeah, we got a lot pinned

Melissa Shield : Noted

Melissa Shield : I’m going to try to ignore them

Economy : That might be a good idea

Alien Queen : SO!

Alien Queen : Melissa 

Alien Queen : Me heard you got up to some things on I-Island with Midori

Melissa Shield : Who?

MochiQueen : She means Deku

Melissa Shield : Oh, him

Melissa Shield : Yeah, we, got up to stuff

Alien Queen : (≖_≖ )

Crisis : (≖_≖ )

MochiQueen : What stuff?

Melissa Shield : Oh, you know

Melissa Shield : Trying to stop some villains from taking over the tower, that kind of thing

Melissa Shield : He even protected me from those guys several times 

Melissa Shield : Most notable was that time he punched a guy who shot at me into a set of concrete stairs so hard he destroyed it

Melissa Shield : I have never not known horniness since

BassBoost : …

Alien Queen : …

MochiQueen : …

Spark : … 

Hado Nejire : … 

Economy : …

Crisis : …

Froppy : …

Burn baby Burn : …

Spark : OK!

Spark : So, happy accident?

MochiQueen : Melissa

MochiQueen : You, like Deku as well?

Melissa Shield : Ochaco-Chan

Melissa Shield : Ever since the I-Island incident my dreams have been nothing but erotic dreams involving Deku

Melissa Shield : I am horny for him

Melissa Shield : I just want him inside of me!

Burn baby Burn : OK!

Burn baby Burn : I feel like I should have received some warning before you typed that

Melissa Shield : Ur, is there a reason I should have warned you?

Burn baby Burn : He’s my younger brother

Melissa Shield : …

Melissa Shield : Oh fuck

BassBoost : Yeah, maybe you should have asked who’s who before you

BassBoost : Well

BassBoost : Went full thirst

Burn baby Burn : Before you ask why I’m here

Burn baby Burn : I’m helping these girls help my brother improve his confidence

Burn baby Burn : He’s, not had a great time before coming here

Melissa Shield : Yeah, the pinned conversations say a lot

Melissa Shield : Why did he not say he was quirkless?

Melissa Shield : Where did his quirk even come from? You said he has the toe joint

Burn baby Burn : I have no idea

Burn baby Burn : The day before the entrance exam he was quirkless

Burn baby Burn : The day after, he had a quirk

Melissa Shield : I see

Melissa Shield : That, defies all logic

Burn baby Burn : I know right

Burn baby Burn : As much as I’m glad he has ones, by all accounts he shouldn’t

Melissa Shield : I see

Melissa Shield : I also see that his sister is in here

Melissa Shield : Maybe you should have warned me that his sister was in here before I subjected you to my thirst

Melissa Shield: Why am I only just finding out that he has a sister!?

Economy : Probably should have

Burn baby Burn : And I was going to, but someone didn’t give me time to do it

Alien Queen : Alright!

Alien Queen : Introduction time for those of us who have yet to meet you yet!

Alien Queen : I’m Ashido Mina, 1-A same as most of the people in here

Crisis : Hagakure Toru, 1-A 

Froppy : Asui Tsuyu, but you can just call me Tsu, 1-A as well

Hado Nejire : Hado Nejire 3-A (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Burn baby Burn : Midoriya Izumi, Department of Management, class 2-K

Burn baby Burn : As stated before, I’m Midoriya Izuku’s older sister

Burn baby Burn : I’m just here to help this lot get with my brother

Burn baby Burn : And potentially pick up any stragglers as we have no idea just how many people my brother would be interested in dating at the same time

Melissa Shield : Ok

Melissa Shield : Why don’t you just ask him?

Hado Nejire : I did

MochiQueen : Breaking him in the process!

MochiQueen : He still hasn’t cooled down since you asked him!

Hado Nejire : (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Froppy has renamed Hado Nejire to Shameless

Shameless : (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Froppy : Smug ribbit

MochiQueen : That’s what you get!

Burn baby Burn : Plus it would be very wrong for me to ask that question 

Burn baby Burn : I’m his sister, incest is NOT! something that interests me

Burn baby Burn : Selfcest maybe, but not incest. That is a hard NO!

Burn baby Burn : This is Japan, not Alabama

Shameless : Selfcest?

Burn baby Burn : Just ignore the number of manga our country has made that have incest in it

Burn baby Burn: Have you seen how hot I am?

Shameless: No

Burn baby Burn: Oh right, forgot we haven't met face to face yet

Melissa Shield : You know, I haven’t read many Japanese mangas

Melissa Shield : I mostly play RTS’ and factory builders like Dawn of War, Factorio, Age of Empires, Cities: Skyline, etc

Melissa Shield : Games that let me build things, that sort of thing

Spark : Sounds like my kind of game!

Alien Queen : Wait, Hatsume hasn’t introduced herself

Melissa Shield : Who do you think added me to this chat?

Alien Queen : Oh right, forgot about that

Melissa Shield : Yeah, I already know who she is

Melissa Shield : The way we met was, kind of explosive

MochiQueen : Let me guess, the door to the support lab blew open and she landed right on top of you?

Melissa Shield : Correct

Melissa Shield : That was this morning by the way

Spark : Another happy accident!

BassBoost : I wouldn’t call that a happy accident

MochiQueen : Just like how you always seem to blow up the door to the workshop every time Deku even so much as walks past

Spark : Oh no, those aren’t accidents

Froppy : …

MochiQueen : …

Alien Queen : …

Economy : …

BassBoost : …

Crisis : …

Shameless : (｡·  v  ·｡) ?

Burn baby Burn : I already know where this is going

Melissa Shield : You set up a bot to inform you when he’s close, didn’t you?

Spark : Yep!

Melissa Shield : And those explosions that cause you to fly out onto him, they aren’t random, aren’t they?

Spark : …

Spark : Maybe

Alien Queen : Wait

BassBoost : You mean

Crisis : All those explosions

Economy : That blew up the support lab door

MochiQueen : That throw you into Deku

Froppy : So that you end up laying on top of him

MochiQueen : Are deliberate!

Alien Queen : Are deliberate!

Economy : Are deliberate!

Froppy : Are deliberate!

BassBoost : Are deliberate!

Crisis : Are deliberate!

Spark : Well, all but the first one

Spark : That was a genuine accident

Spark : The rest, not so much

Burn baby Burn : As expected

Froppy : So you're deliberately causing explosions so you can land on Midoriya 

Spark : Yep!

Froppy : Understandable

Froppy : I too like to deliberately fall on top of Midoriya so that I may feel him up

MochiQueen : (≖_≖ )

Melissa Shield : And was the one that caused you to fly into me deliberate as well?

Spark : Oh no, that was an accident

Spark : The bot only warns me if Muscle’s is nearby 

Spark : Prior to that I had no idea you were even here

Melissa Shield : That’s, somewhat reassuring 

Spark : Why do you think I was surprised when I realised I had landed on you?

Spark : If I had known you were outside I would have rushed outside without blowing up the door!

Spark : First impressions are important for a support engineer

Burn baby Burn : True

Burn baby Burn : You never get a second first impression

MochiQueen : And yet, the first time you met Deku was by zipping up to him unannounced, calling him one million, and asking to join his team just so that you could show off your babies

Spark : …

Spark : Ah damn it

Spark : I’m going back to work

BassBoost : And she’s gone

Crisis : Damn it! We didn’t ask who the ??????? guy she kicked was

Economy : Well, she did say she was still working on it, so maybe something she’s working on

Alien Queen : Oh hellllll Nooooo!

Froppy : It if talks, then that can’t be good

Melissa Shield : I may need to check in on what she’s working on

Melissa Shield : Because if she’s working on an AI, then I think she may need some expert assistance

Melissa Shield : AI’s can be, unpredictable if coded incorrectly

BassBoost : Please do

BassBoost : One crazy god-like overlord is enough for me

BassBoost : I don’t need an AI one as well helping him!

God : Oh don’t worry, I’m supervising Hatsume’s little project

BassBoost : …

BassBoost : I said the g word damn it

God : :)

Hado Nejire : !  (⭗ㅁ⭗;)

Melissa Shield : Who’s god?

Economy : Nezu

Melissa Shield : Why is he in a thirst server?

MochiQueen : He’s sort of in all of UA’s chat rooms, since, you know, UA has a chat room app that we’re all using

Burn baby Burn : He has a bot that warns him of any inappropriate content being posted in any UA chat room, as well as when someone types god

Alien Queen : Maybe we should move our thirst to Discord

God : That would probably be advisable

God : The vice principal and I made this app to aid in university work, not for thirsting for other students

Alien Queen : We have a vice principal?

VirtualSimp : Hello

Economy : Of course they're here too

VirtualSimp : (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

BassBoost : Oh boy, someone else we probably should know about but weren’t told

VirtualSimp : ( ˶•ᴖ•) !!

MochiQueen : Excuse me a second

No bones zone 

Small Might : So, you two ready for work studies?

Sonic : I’m still looking for one, I’m afraid

Sonic : I’m still, hesitant after the debacle my internship caused 

Shoto : I’m still on the remedy course, but I suspect that if I wasn’t my father would have me work with him

MochiQueen : Deku, glad to see you up and about

Small Might : Thanks Uraraka

Small Might : I, didn’t expect Hado sempai to just, walk in like that

Small Might : I kind of zoned out when she asked, well, I’m not really sure what she asked really

Shoto : She asked if you were interested in any girls in your class, among other things

Sonic : Yes, that she did

Sonic : Among other questions

Small Might : Oh, yeah, she did

Small Might : Why did she ask me those things? I only met her a week ago

Shoto : Maybe she likes you?

Small Might : WHAT!

Small Might : Why would she like me?

Small Might : ME!

MochiQueen : She only met him last week, and even then, they’ve only really met twice

Small Might : I’m like the most unattractive member of this class

Sonic : Maybe it’s just part of who she is

Sonic : She did ask us a lot of questions

Sonic : Some being of a personal nature

Shoto : She asked if I could cook food on my chest

Sonic : Yes

Sonic : It might just be what she does

Sonic : Ask, questions

MochiQueen : Well, at least I’ll be away from her during my work-study

MochiQueen : I’m just surprised Ryukyu accepted my work-study request

Small Might : Ur, bad news I’m afraid

Small Might : Hado sempai works for her

MochiQueen : …

MochiQueen : Bugger

Small Might : Sorry

MochiQueen : It’s ok

MochiQueen : Should have checked

MochiQueen : Oh yes, I have a question for you

MochiQueen : Who’s UA’s vice principal?

Shoto : We have a vice principal?

Small Might : Oh, that would be the VTuber hero, Horoguramu

Small Might is typing

MochiQueen : Oh no

Sonic : Uraraka, what have you done?!

Shoto : I’m getting soba

Midoriya Simping Hours

MochiQueen : So, I know who the vice principal is

MochiQueen : The VTuber hero, Horoguramu

VirtualSimp : That’s me

Economy : You asked Midoriya, didn’t you?

MochiQueen : Yes

Burn baby Burn : Oh no

Alien Queen : What’s he typing?

MochiQueen : …

MochiQueen : A lot

MochiQueen : I don’t know if he’s giving me a general rundown or writing a Wikipedia article

MochiQueen : …

MochiQueen : He’s still typing!

Alien Queen : Oh boy

Burn baby Burn : That’s my brother

Burn baby Burn : A walking hero encyclopaedia

Burn baby Burn : I have no idea how he memories all that stuff

MochiQueen : Yeah, I’m wondering that too

MochiQueen : …

MochiQueen : He’s still typing!

Froppy : Your fault really, you asked him about heroes and this is what happens

Economy : Can’t put the genie back in the bottle

MochiQueen : I know

MochiQueen : We also might need to work a bit more on improving his confidence

MochiQueen : Because before he went on his hero rant, he said that he’s the most unattractive person in class

Alien Queen : WHAT!

Froppy : That is bull and he should know that

Crisis : He’s the cutest guy in class

BassBoost : And the bravest

Burn baby Burn : I did say that it wouldn’t be easy

Burn baby Burn : His confidence was beaten out of him years ago by Bakugo

Burn baby Burn : Building it back up will take time

Melissa Shield : Wait, Bakugo

Melissa Shield : Ochaco, isn’t that the guy you said was Midoriya’s fated rival?

MochiQueen : I was unaware of their true relationship at the time!

BassBoost : There were a lot we were unaware of between those two

Shameless : Blasty boy did come off to me as kind of a bully

Economy : I’m still shocked that the teachers didn’t know about that

Froppy : Not our fault we had a bad homeroom teacher

Crisis : There’s a lot I wish I knew earlier in the year

Alien Queen : Same

Alien Queen : Also I think we’re forgetting something

Economy : Why Melissa wanted to talk to Midoriya?

Alien Queen : YES! That! 

Melissa Shield : Simple

Melissa Shield : He’s one of the few people I know at UA, so I was hoping that by talking to him I could settle in a bit better

Melissa Shield : That and I want to make him some new gloves, just like the one he used back on I-Island

MochiQueen : You want to make him new gloves?

Melissa Shield : Yep

Melissa Shield : Got a lot of data that can help me make better ones

Alien Queen : Cool

Froppy : You might want to talk to Hatsume about that

BassBoost : Yeah, she’s dibs all of his support equipment

Melissa Shield : Will do

Melissa Shield : Hopefully I can make gauntlets that are stronger than the ones he’s currently using

Melissa Shield : They won't be as strong as my Full Gauntlet, but it’ll let him use a great deal more power in his arms

Melissa Shield : Maybe I can make him some boots as well

Alien Queen : And maybe get close to him as well

Melissa Shield : I mean