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**Dream created a groupchat**

**Dream added George, Sapnap, Karl, Quackity, Bad and Skeppy**

Dream: we needed a gc

Sapnap: bro

Sapnap: you didnt have to make it in the middle of class

Sapnap: fuckin idiot

Bad: Language!

Dream: bad, how come your even on ur phone in the middle of class

Dream: i thought you were too rule abiding

Bad: Skeppys bunking so Im bored and dont have anyone to talk to

Skeppy: sory bsd

Bad: Stupid muffinhead

Sapnap: as amazing as this conversation is the teacher has been evil eyeing me whenever my phone vibrates so im turning it off

George: turn ur phone on mute, idiot

Dream: yay, ur here george!!!!!

Sapnap: SIMP

Dream: i thought u turned ur phone off

Sapnap: i put it on silent

Sapnap: karl/quackity are you two here?

Karl: im here

Karl: quackity got his phone taken because it kept going off

George: why tf didnt he have his phone muted?

Karl: i dont know hes an idiot

Karl: im not scrolling up through all your messages what did i miss

Sapnap: dream decided the middle of a lesson was the best time to make a groupchat bad actually broke a rule by going on his phone in class because skeppy bunked i almost got my phone taken away and dream is still a simp for george

Karl: oh ok so normal shit in the group

Bad: Language!

George: fuck

George: shit

George: piss

George: bitch

George: cunt

**Bad left the groupchat**

Dream: lol george, you sound like that sweary middle schooler i met that one time

George: oh ye, his name was tommy and he swore like 20 times in 5 minutes lmao

Skeppy: ni baf left T-T

Karl: honestly your the only one who cares he just yells at us for cursing

Skeppy: drema ur the obly onr whi can add ppl add bsd bacj

George: trying to read that gave me a stroke, and i text like a illiterate

Dream: he wants me to add bad back

George: oh ok

**Dream added Bad to the groupchat**

Bad: STOP CONSTANTLY CURSING GEORGE!!

George: ONLY IF U STOP CONSTANTLY SAYING LANGUAGE!!

Bad: Ok fine, deal...

George: good, we have a agreement

Karl: i just got a detention for texting in class :(

Sapnap: noooo does that mean we cant go to the arcade after school

Karl: yeah i think so :(

Sapnap: D:

Quackity: i got my phone back guys

Karl: yay!

Sapnap: yay!

Karl: jinx lol

Sapnap: yeah bro that was weird identical messages seconds apart

George: guys last period just ended

George: get off ur phones, we can go home now

Dream: can i come over to urs george?

George: ye sure

George: wait, no, my parents have friends over

Dream: nooo

Dream: sap, can i come over to urs?

Sapnap: sorry dude im gonna wait for karl to finish detention so we can go to the arcade

Dream: quackity?

Quackity: i have wayy overdue homework i need to do sorry

Bad: You could hang out with me and Skeppy, were going to play Smash Bros at my house

Dream: no thanks, im not in the mood to 3rd wheel 2 "friends"

Bad: Hey, whats that supposed to mean?!?

Dream: nothing...

George: lol

Sapnap: lol

Quackity: lol

Karl: lol

Sapnap: karl i though your in detention

Karl: i am but theres loads of kids so they cant see me on my phone

Sapnap: karl i have a genius idea

Karl: ???

Sapnap: your sitting at the back right

Karl: yeah why

Sapnap: just sneak out the window when the teachers distracted

Quackity: or just say you want to go to the bathroom and walk out there

Karl: quackitys idea is better, but saps sounds more fun so im doing that

Dream: karl dont, ur gonna get in so much trouble

Karl: im doing it right now

Sapnap: whcih window ill meet you there

Karl: computer room b7

Sapnap: oh my god i thought you were on a first floor room not a second floor room please dont

Karl: too late

Sapnap: you fucking idiot

Sapnap: have you broken any bones

Karl: i dont know

Karl: i landed on my left arm and it feels weird

Sapnap: dont go anywhere im coming right now

Dream: sooo, what happened?

Quackity: whats going on

Sapnap: karls wrist is all weird idk

Karl: im not lwtting him take me to hospital

Karl: my mom would kill me

Bad: You guys are idiots

Sapnap: karls the only one being idiotic at the moment

Bad: Youre being idiotic by not taking him to hospital anyway

Karl: my mom is going to ground me forever if she finds out i jumped out a window to escape detention

Bad: Then lie and come up with a good excuse

Karl: oh yeah

Karl: also typing one handed sucks

Sapnap: i just wanted to hang out with karl after school and instead im on the bus with him to the er

Quackity: the lesson to learn from this is to not be karls best friend

Karl: nooooo i like having him as my best friend

Sapnap: were finally at the er but we have to wait ages

Dream: lol, sucks to be u i guess

Sapnap: shut up i bet your hanging out with your cat right now

Dream: ye all of u were busy

Sapnap: you couldve hung out with skeppy and bad

Dream: no, 3rd wheeling is boring

Sapnap: the rest of us are constantly third wheeling you and george

Dream: shut up

Sapnap: as great as its been talking to you we can finally see a doctor so goodbye

Karl: update: i now have a cast and it sucks

Sapnap: we told his mom he tripped over a stool in science class

Quackity: lmao i cant believe she believed it

Karl: she knows im super clumsy so she didnt question it

Quackity: fair ive seen you trip over nothing so many times

Sapnap: same he always does it

Karl: i deny the acusations

Dream: the jury finds u guilty

Karl: fuck off

Dream: no

Bad: Once Skeppy broke his leg by tripping over his dog

Skeppy: bad u wrent sppodes ti teel anoyne

George: skeppy pls turn spellcheck on before i get a stroke

Skeppy: ikd hiw

Bad: Yes you do, you just dont want to

Skeppy: rtue

Quackity: im going to bed

Quackity: everyone try not to break anymore bones

Karl: i make no promises

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**Sapnap changed Dream's nickname to George Simp**

Sapnap: lol look what I figured out how to do

Skeppy: wiot hw do u od hta

Sapnap: bad do u now what hes saying your the most likely to understand

Bad: Hes asking how you do that

Sapnap: im not telling anyone

Quackity: nooo the fun we could have with that if you just told us

Sapnap: tough for you i guess

**Bad changed Skeppy's nickname to Muffinhead**

Bad: Figured it out

Muffinhead: ont fiae

George Simp: SAPNAP CHANGE THIS BACK RIGHT NOW

Sapnap: no

George Simp: sapnap istg i will kill u

Bad: Ill change it back

Sapnap: bad please dont this is funny

Bad: Fine

George Simp: NO BAD PLEASE

George Simp: IM BEGGING U, CHANGE IT, PLEASE

Bad: Its accurate

George Simp: fuck off, its not

George: it is, tho

George Simp: this isnt fair, how tf did u do this

Sapnap: not telling you

**George Simp left the groupchat**

George: idiot

**George added George Simp to the groupchat**

George Simp: pls can someone change my name, or im leaving again

George: i figured it out, ill do it

**George changed George Simp's nickname to Dweam**

George: fuck that was a typo

Dweam: lol, how, the r and the w arent even next to each other

George: shut up

**George changed Dweam's nickname to Dream**

Dream: awww, i was getting attached to that nickname

Muffinhead: wlul nayine hcsnge ym nclnaem back psl

Bad: Skeppy, even I dont understand that, slow down when you type

Muffinhead: pls hcnahe ym nicnaem back

George: skeppy, when were at school tomorrow, im stealing ur phone and putting spellcheck on

Muffinhead: nooo

Bad: Also, Skeppy, Im not changing your nickname back :)

Muffinhead: mi nto freids woth u anymre

Bad: Nooo, Ill change it back

**Bad changed Muffinhead's nickname to Skeppy**

Dream: good use of emotional blackmail

Skeppy: ye htat ewokrd evrty tinr lol

Sapnap: karls the same i can easily emotionally blackmail him

Sapnap: once i blackmailed him into asking someone out

Karl: we dont talk about that

Sapnap: fair lol

Dream: george, ive spent the past 10 minutes looking for u, where the fuck r u

George: ???

Dream: u said i could come over to ur house today and ur not here

George: fuck, sorry i forgot

Dream: rn im at the skatepark bc when ur mom said u weren't home i thought ud be here

George: im at sapnap's house

Sapnap: bro i stole your man

Dream: shut up

Dream: george, why tf are you at sap's house

George: he and karl were going to show me a game he got

Dream: wait, karls there?

George: yeah, why?

Dream: they were literally texting each other from the same room lmao

George: lol, they were

Dream: can we hang out together now?

Karl: noo george dont ditch us

George: bye im ditching u for dream

Dream: :))

Sapnap: i can literally see dream's simpy smile lmaooo

Dream: no one asked

George: dream, where should i meet u?

Dream: maybe my house?

George: will ur mum mind?

Dream: my mom loves u, she wont mind

George: ok

**Sapnap changed Karl's nickname to Clumsy idiot**

Clumsy idiot: !!!!

Quackity: what happened

Sapnap: he tripped over nothing and planted his elbow through my pc

Quackity: oh shit is it broken

Sapnap: his elbow or my pc?

Quackity: your pc

Quackity: i dont care about his elbow

Sapnap: both my pc and his elbow are mostly fine

Quackity: mostly?

Sapnap: ill have to sort out my pc a bit

Sapnap: the parts arent in place anymore but i dont think anythings damaged

Clumsy idiot: sorry...

Sapnap: as long as i dont have to replace any parts im not mad at you

Clumsy idiot: thats good

Dream: bro, i dont get why u two text each other from the same room

Sapnap: idk we just do it on instinct because were always texting each other

Sapnap: skeppy and bad are worse they dm each other in the same room

Bad: Hey, hows that worse?

Sapnap: because at least me and karl are texting each other in a group chat so its not completely pointless and you guys know what's going on

Sapnap: you and skeppy text for the sake of texting

Dream: oh ye, remember once when we were all having a sleepover, and none of us could figure out y they were both laughing, and it was bc they were texting each other memes

Skeppy: that esa nroe I strwsstin yhM thw vobsverstatin u gurz wdre javin

Sapnap: that was pure keyboard slamming

Bad: Skeppy, even I didnt understand that

Skeppy: leran to rqd mt yexts thern

George: skeppy, istg, at school tomorrow im stealing ur phone and enabling spell check

Skeppy: bo um keproin mt chsotx tyoxib

Bad: Youre doing this on purpose now

Skeppy: ni um nid

Bad: I know you are because usually I can actually understand your texts

Skeppy: ir yve stoprd carinh enuigh to unferdtand

Bad: Skeppy, youre being ridiculous of course I still care

Dream: george just had to go home, im bored

George: u can still text me, idiot

Dream: oh ye

Clumsy idiot: guys, whos done the chemistry homework

Sapnap: nope

Quackity: no

Dream: me and george were gonna do it together but we forgot

Skeppy: og courde nit

Bad: I did it, but already handed it in so you guys cant copy sorry

Skeppy: nii bsd T-T

Bad: Skeppy, Ill help you with it on call

Quackity: hey what about the rest of us!!!

Bad: Youre on your own ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dream: gogy, wanna go in call with me to do it?

George: yeah sure, but weve got to be quiet

Dream: were always quiet

George: you literally screamed into the microphone last time we went on call

Dream: it wasnt that bad

George: dream, you cant scream at a billion decibels while im not wearing headphones at 2am

Dream: how was i meant to know u werent wearing headphones

George: we literally both had video on

Dream: i was to focused on ur cute face ;)

Sapnap: get a room

Sapnap: and stop pinging my phone at 1am

Dream: put ur phone on mute

George: yeah and i bet ur texting karl rn, dont act like ur trying to sleep

Clumsy idiot: i can confirm hes actually not texting me

Dream: i dont care, sapnap, mute ur phone

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Sapnap: random question: why did no one ever give this chat a name

Quackity: wait yeah I never noticed that

Skeppy: its dreams fault BC he made the GC

Skeppy: wait why the fuck is spellcheck on wtf

Sapnap: its a miracle we no longer need bad to translate

Quackity: wait how did this happen

Skeppy: idk

George: i promised i would, so i did it

Bad: finally, I can get through a day without being asked to translate

Skeppy: no this is awful T-T

Clumsy idiot: why are you even sad about that lol

Skeppy: no reason

Quackity: so its nothing to do with the fact that you typing chaoticly means bad has to always be online to translate

Skeppy: no fuck off

Clumsy idiot: hey sap, can you call

Sapnap: yeah sure i have 20 minutes until i need to leave for school

Sapnap: wait nevermind dream dmed me saying he has to talk to me about something important

Clumsy idiot: oh ok see you at school

Sapnap: yeah see you at school

**Private messages between Sapnap and Dream**

Dream: i need to tell u smthn important

Sapnap: ???

Dream: i think i might have a crush on george

Sapnap: yeah no shit bro

Dream: wdym?

Sapnap: basically the only reason we tease you about simping for george is because you do and its obvious

Dream: fuck, does he know i like him?

Sapnap: nah hes pretty oblivious most of the time

Sapnap: but you should tell him

Dream: no way, im not telling him

Sapnap: but i think he likes you back

Dream: but u dont know for sure, do u

Sapnap: no but ive seen him go bright pink wayyy to many times around you for his feelings for you to be completely platonic

Sapnap: just saying

Dream: wait, what?

Sapnap: now i need to go or im gonna be super late and im not in the mood for detention today

**Sapnap created a groupchat called Dream and George are being oblivious idiots and we need to get them together**

**Sapnap added Clumsy idiot, Quackity, Bad and Skeppy**

Clumsy idiot: why did you add us into a groupchat in the middle of first period

Sapnap: exactly what the name says

Quackity: ok but why now

Sapnap: dream texted me this morning saying he liked george

Clumsy idiot: no shit

Sapnap: thats what i said

Bad: why wont Dream just ask George out then?

Sapnap: he thinks george will reject him

Quackity: but george definitely likes him back

Sapnap: dreams oblivious

Skeppy: but then why cant we just convince george to ask out dream

Clumsy idiot: damn im not used to seeing skeppy type cohesively

Bad: same Im not used to not having to translate what hes saying

Sapnap: yeah

Sapnap: also skeppy we cant do that george is even more oblivious

Quackity: wtf are we meant to do then

Bad: we should lock them in a closet and not letting them out until they confess

Sapnap: thats like the plot of any bad romance film

Skeppy: it could work though

Clumsy Idiot: that might work actually

Quackity: or we could put them in a groupchat together and call it "two people who like eachother"

Bad: thats the same thing just digital

Quackity: yeah but it would work better

Skeppy: or we could just tell them that they both like eachother

Clumsy idiot: i think we should do the classic thing of putting a note in both their lockers telling them to meet somewhere

Sapnap: karl thats also the plot of a bad romance film

Clumsy idiot: but things from bad romance films actually work sometimes

Sapnap: no they only work in bad romance films

Quackity: yeah maybe thinking classic is bad

Quackity: we should come up with a new plan more about them

Skeppy: like what

Quackity: idk i didnt think that far ahead

Skeppy: fair

Clumsy idiot: maybe something minecraft related because they play loads together

Bad: I think we all play Minecraft loads

Bad: But good idea

Sapnap: maybe we could convince dream to ask george out using something in minecraft

Quackity: yeah if dreams too shy to do it in real life cause hes scared of rejection, in minecraft he can just leave the call if he gets rejected

Quackity: not that hes gonna get rejected

Clumsy idiot: maybe he could make a treasure hunt with items renamed and theres a heart or something at the end

Bad: Thats honestly so romantic I love that

Sapnap: ill convince dream to do it at some point soon

**On the unnamed group chat**

Dream: hey, is anyone still alive

George: i mean, i am, everyone else is online, idk why they arent responding

Bad: I was dming Skeppy sorry

Dream: arent u in the same class rn tho

Skeppy: were on opposite sides of the classroom T-T

Bad: Because Skeppy kept really obviously talking to me during class so he got moved

Skeppy: its not my fault

Bad: It kinda is actually you muffinhead

Sapnap: we can all agree skeppys a fuckin idiot

Skeppy: lol i can see bad trying really hard not to say language

Clumsy idiot: ive never seen him do that normally

Quackity: its because its skeppy being insulted lol

Bad: No it's not!!

Skeppy: now hes blushing

Bad: No Im not shh

Quackity: awww bad thats romantic

Bad: Shut up, Im not Dream levels of simpery

Dream: shut up, im not a george simp

Sapnap: uh huh sure

Dream: im not!!

George: dream, ur a TOTAL simp

Quackity: see even the one you simp for agrees

Dream: shut up

Quackity: nope

Sapnap: no

Bad: nuh uh

**Dream left the groupchat**

George: ffs

**George added Dream to the groupchat**

George: stop rage leaving idiot

Dream: :(

Skeppy: someone actually needs to give this group chat a name

**Dream renamed the groupchat The Idiots**

Skeppy: fair enough

Sapnap: no the only ones being idiots are george and dream

George: ???

Dream: ???

**On Dream and George are being oblivious idiots and we need to get them together**

Clumsy idiot: sapnap omg be subtle

Sapnap: sorry

Sapnap: i couldnt help it

Bad: Sapnap you mightve ruined everything

Sapnap: nah they wont understand

**On The Idiots**

Dream: sapnap, tf u talking about

Sapnap: nothing...

Bad: Skeppy just got his phone taken

Quackity: idiot

Bad: I know

Bad: Im getting off my phone now in case it gets taken

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**Sapnap renamed Dream and George are being oblivious idiots and we need to get them together to Getting Dream and George to date**

Clumsy idiot: how come your renaming it

Sapnap: because im adding dream so i wanted a name that wont piss him off

Quackity: wait why are you adding him

Sapnap: hes asking george out and were helping him

Skeppy: YES FINALLY

Bad: Is anyone ever going to change Karls nickname?

Sapnap: oh yeah sorry i never changed it

**Sapnap changed Clumsy idiot's nickname to Karl**

Sapnap: oh yeah guys if your annoying dream will leave the chat and not ask george out

Bad: Noted, Ill take Skeppys phone if he trys to say anything

Quackity: i swear to god you two are attached at the hip or something

Skeppy: no im just at bads house because we were playing Minecraft together but we paused

Karl: yep your attached at the hip

Skeppy: shut up

Sapnap: im adding dream now so no more being annoying

Karl: bro since when have you been sensible and shit

Sapnap: theyve liked each other for so long and i am legit done with them basically pining for each other so im taking this seriously

Karl: fair enough

**Sapnap added Dream to Getting Dream and George to date**

Dream: i was told u guys have good ideas abt me asking george out so now im here ig...

Karl: yeah quackity had a decent idea

Quackity: which one

Karl: the minecraft one

Quackity: oh yeah

Dream: ???

Quackity: basically you make a treasure hunt for george in minecraft and rename all the items to some sweet shit or inside jokes idk then at the end theres a heart with a sign or something asking if hell date you

Sapnap: the other options are lock you two in a closet together or put you both in a groupchat together with a name that says you both like eachother

Dream: wait, quackitys idea is kinda good tho

Quackity: you sound surprised

Dream: yep

Quackity: fuck off i can have good ideas

Dream: debatable

Quackity: you just admitted i had a good idea though

Dream: its the only good idea uve had in ur life

Bad: are you done arguing, if so I would kinda like it if we hurry up planning this so me and Skeppy can go back to playing Minecraft

Dream: well be making a gc abt getting u two together next

Skeppy: shut up

Quackity: aw is skeppy getting defensive

Bad: everyone shut up

Sapnap: i hate to be the one breaking up all the skeppy and bad shipping but ive known dream and george for ages and theyve liked each other pretty much the whole time so can we please go back to planning dream asking george out

Karl: yeah ok

Dream: so i kinda like quackitys idea, so can u guys help me with out because i wanna build a whole world for him

Bad: So like a whole world of stuff he likes with renamed items hidden and clues to find the next one

Dream: yeah, pretty much exactly that

Sapnap: so what kinda things should we build

Dream: can we go on call to talk about it, i have loads of ideas and theyd take forever to type

Karl: yeah sure

Skeppy: but me and bad were playing minecraft :(

Quackity: youll still be playing minecraft together

Skeppy: fine

**Dream started a group call**

**On The Idiots**

George: is anyone alive

George: its just after school, this is not normal for you guys to not be texting

Sapnap: sorry me and karl are on call and im pretty sure bad, skeppy and dream are playing minecraft

Quackity: and im attempting to complete my history homework

George: oh ok, i was worried you idiots all died

Karl: nah just doing nothing

Quackity: did you miss your dweam

George: no, shut up assholes

**On Getting Dream and George to date**

Karl: ok so it looks like me quackity and sapnap are having to distract george so hes not suspicious

Sapnap: yeah you guys will have to finish without us

Bad: Thats fine, were almost done anyway

Dream: yeah, then im gonna go on call with george while he does it

Quackity: how much longer do we need to distract him

Skeppy: probably only like 30 mins

Karl: yeah i think we can do that

**On The Idiots**

Quackity: what year was the battle of hastings

George: why??

Quackity: im doing history homework

Karl: just google it

Quackity: cant be bothered

Sapnap: wouldnt googling it be quicker than asking us idiot

Quackity: maybe idk

Karl: i googled it since you couldnt be bothered and its 1066

Quackity: thank you

**On Getting Dream and George to date**

Bad: Were done now

Dream: im gonna call him so u guys dont need to distract him anymore

Quackity: got it

**Private messages between George and Dream**

Dream: hey can u call

George: oh hi i thought u were playing minecraft

Dream: i was but i wanna show u smthn

George: oh ok

George: what is it?

Dream: ull have to see for urself

George: that sounds ominous lol

Dream: ull love it, i promise

George: ok...

Dream: so can i call you now?

George: yep, i wanna see this

**On Getting Dream and George to date**

Sapnap: hows it going

Dream: hes like halfway through the treasure hunt and im waiting at the end for him

Karl: wait so we decided on that instead of a sign at the end?

Sapnap: omg karl listen for once

Karl: sorry im stupid lol

Sapnap: your not stupid you just dont listen

Karl: fair enough

Dream: george cant understand the next clue lol im going to be here forever

Bad: How far has he got?

Dream: he just found the one hidden in the giant idiot thing

Skeppy: so only a couple more clues then

Dream: yep

Karl: good luck!!

Dream: thanks im going to need it haha

Sapnap: he obviously likes you back itll be fine dont worry dude

**Private messages between George and Dream**

George: omg yesyesyes

Dream: why did u have to hang up before saying yes u scared me asshole

George: because i was too scared to say yes verbally

Dream: oh

George: and honestly i know ud freak out for a second and i thought itd be funny

Dream: fuck you

George: is that a threat or an offer?

Dream: shut up

George: make me

Dream: sadly i cant, its 10pm and im not walking to ur house

George: fair

George: did u do the whole thing on ur own btw

Dream: um no

Dream: i kinda told sapnap i liked u and he recruited everyone to help me

George: oh wow

Dream: the whole thing was actually quackitys idea

George: wait rlly?

Dream: only good idea hes had in his life

George: loll

**On The Idiots**

George: i cant believe all u idiots made an entire map just so dream could ask me out

Sapnap: im guessing it worked?

George: yep

Sapnap: YESSS

Dream: so dramatic

Sapnap: says you

Karl: yeah we helped dream for 6 whole hours because he wanted it to be perfect

Skeppy: the only good thing that came out of it was i get to stay at bads for the night because I spent so long here playing minecraft

George: itll be u two next

Dream: thats what i said

George: mind link

Dream: nice :))

George: :D

Dream: <3

Sapnap: oh god i didnt think this through now ill be third wheeling all the time

Dream: lol

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Sapnap: im so done with dream and george

George: fuck off, u helped get us together

Sapnap: and i regret it

Karl: wait what happened

Sapnap: me and dream were going to play video games together at his house then george turned up and now long story short im third wheeling and they keep making out

Bad: You have my deepest sympathy

Sapnap: you and skeppy are just as bad

Bad: Me and Skeppy are NOT dating

Karl: whatever you say bad

Dream: also btw me and george werent making out

Sapnap: YES YOU WERE YOU WERE KISSING FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT

George: thats not making out

Sapnap: YES IT IS

Karl: bro you were the most excited about getting them together

Sapnap: i didnt think about all the third wheeling

Dream: L

Sapnap: bro i literally helped you ask him out you cant just abandon me for george all the time

Quackity: i mean maybe if you got a love life sapnap you would understand but youll be forever single since you suck at asking people out

Sapnap: why are you taking dreams side you asshole

Quackity: because i believe in true love

Sapnap: bullshit

Quackity: and i think its funny to piss you off

Karl: we all think its funny to piss sapnap off

Sapnap: i dont think its funny

Skeppy: womp womp

Dream: oh btw a guy called fundy asked me out on a date

George: (ง •̀_•́)ง

Dream: wtf is that emoticon lollll

George: i googled angry emoticons and i found this one, which looks like its about to punch someone

George: its appropriate

Dream: he doesnt know im dating u

Dream: i doubt hed ask me out if he did know

George: still (⩺_⩹)

Dream: why the stupid emotions lmfao you idiot

George: everyone uses the smiley face and sad face ones, and the crying one, so why is me using an angry one different

Dream: ur deliberately putting in effort just to show how absolutely pissed off u r

George: i think i have the right to be pissed off

Quackity: oh my god you two have been dating like a week and its already this bad

Sapnap: i know thats what i was saying

Karl: its kinda cute and romantic but also annoying

Skeppy: so are you saying we spent all that time building the map for nothing

Bad: Well I mean, it worked so it wasnt for nothing

Dream: have u guys forgotten me and george are also on this gc

Sapnap: no we just dont care

George: go talk about how u guys regret getting us together on a different chat

Quackity: nah we want you two to hear how much your annoying us be being mind linked

George: (◔_◔)

Dream: why the continuing obscure emotions

George: because why not

Sapnap: wait ive just realised im now justified in doing this

**Sapnap changed Dream's nickname to George Simp**

**Sapnap changed George's nickname to Dream Simp**

George Simp: fuck off

Sapnap: its justified

Dream Simp: bad, u know how to change it, pls change them back

Bad: it is justified so...

George Simp: bad acts all sweet and innocent but hes actually evil

Skeppy: agreed

Bad: :(

Skeppy: its the truth

Bad: No its not!!

Skeppy: yes it is ur pure evil

Bad: Name one time Ive been pure evil

Skeppy: u took 6 hours to respond to my message literally last week!!

Skeppy: thats pure evil

Bad: No its not

Quackity: skeppy being clingy fr

Sapnap: bad and skeppy are always really fuckin clingy

Bad: No were not

Skeppy: were not!

Karl: i mean the fact that skeppy thinks bad taking six hours to respond to a message is evil means you two must be nonstop texting constantly

Bad: That doesnt mean were clingy though

George Simp: just admit it, u two r clingy af

Bad: No were not and language

Dream Simp: i thought u promised to stop saying language

Bad: ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)

Skeppy: oh ye george bad has a better emoticon collection than u

Skeppy: i used his phone once and he has shortcuts for loads and stuff

Bad: Skeppyyyyyy, you werent meant to tell anyone

Karl: lollllll

Sapnap: why does bad have them as shortcuts he barely ever uses emotions

Skeppy: ye he does

Bad: No I dont

Skeppy: our last private messages r just a bunch of emoticons

George Simp: XD

Sapnap: dream you can talk your last messages with george is just a bunch of hearts

Dream Simp: no comment

George Simp: im bored

Karl: i thought sapnap and george we at your house

Sapnap: i left ages ago i was bored of third wheeling

Dream Simp: i just had to leave

Sapnap: womp womp if your bored dream

Sapnap: i was bored for two hours third wheeling

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Sapnap: i found something

Karl: ???

Sapnap: so you know the guy who asked dream out....

Dream Simp: what did u do sapnap

**Sapnap added Fundy to The Idiots**

Fundy: hello??

**George Simp removed Fundy from The Idiots**

George Simp: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SAPNAP

Sapnap: it wouldve been funny!!

Quackity: bro even i agree thats not funny

Sapnap: -_-

Quackity: ok maybe kinda funny

Karl: quackity you were literally talking about doing the exact same thing

Quackity: yeah i am lowkey pissed that sap stole my idea

Sapnap: well you didnt do it so i did it instead

George Simp: y did u think it would be funny wtf

Skeppy: honestly its hilarious

Skeppy: i wish id thought of that

Sapnap: can i add fundy back

Dream Simp: i kinda want to yell at him, so sure

George Simp: wait y do u want to yell at him

Dream Simp: bc he asked u out

George Simp: he didnt know im dating u

Dream Simp: i dont care

Sapnap: im adding him back

George Simp: pls no

**Sapnap added Fundy to The Idiots**

Sapnap: too late

Fundy: im sorry, but what the hell is this groupchat i keep getting added to??

Quackity: i mean originally we added you to troll dream since you asked him out

Fundy: ok???

Fundy: but why did you add me back again??

Sapnap: yeah but now george wants to yell at you so we added you back

Fundy: whos george?

Karl: dreams boyfriend

Fundy: oh shit im sorry i didnt know dream had a boyfriend i swear

Dream Simp: i honestly dont care if u knew or not im still yelling at u

George Simp: calm down george

Fundy: im just going to leave now...

**Fundy left The Idiots**

George Simp: im pretty sure he honestly didnt know i was dating u george

Dream Simp: still

Skeppy: pls go argue in your private messages

Karl: yeah we dont wanna hear it

Skeppy: btw @Bad are u alive your not responding to my messages

Bad: Oh yeah sorry Skeppy I didnt have discord open on my computer and my phone charger broke

Skeppy: how did ur phone charger break

Bad: Rat chewed through it :(

Skeppy: do u want me to bring a spare one when i come over later

Bad: Yes please <3

Karl: im actually convinced you two are dating

Bad: Were not!!!

Quackity: if your not dating yet which I doubt then youll date at some point soon

Skeppy: bro why do u think that

Sapnap: you two obviously like each other

Sapnap: no one here is blind

Quackity: apart from maybe dream and george when they couldnt see that they liked each other

Karl: yeah still no one on this group chat is THAT blind to not notice they like each other

Skeppy: we dont like each other so please fuck off

Bad: Language Skeppy

Skeppy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

**Private messages between Bad and Skeppy**

Bad: Geppy, do you know why everyone keeps saying that were dating?

Skeppy: probably just because dream and george were best friends before they started dating so they think because were best friends well start dating as well

Bad: Oh ok

Bad: Still, I dont like it

Skeppy: me neither

Skeppy: and even if we did like each other itd be none of their business

Bad: Yeah

Bad: Not that we DO like each other ಠ_ಠ

Skeppy: yeah

Skeppy: but like, hypothetically, if we did like eachother it wouldnt be their business

Bad: Exactly

Bad: But us liking each other is entirely hypothetical, we definitely dont

Skeppy: uh huh

Bad: Btw when are you coming over?

Skeppy: prolly in a couple hours

Bad: But thats in agessss ㅠ‸ㅠ

Skeppy: i have to finish my homework and walk rocco

Bad: But you could do homework at my house :(

Skeppy: my parents say i had to do it before i come over

Bad: Aw ok D:

Bad: Can you stay over tonight?

Skeppy: maybe

Skeppy: my parents might say no since its monday tomorrow

Bad: At least try and ask them?

Bad: Please?

Skeppy: yeah sure ill ask

Bad: Ok

Bad: Can you come over now?

Skeppy: its been less than 5 minutes since i said a couple of hours

Skeppy: fucking idiot

Bad: LANGUAGE!!!

Bad: Also Im not an idiot ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)

Skeppy: yes u are

Bad: No Im not, youre an idiot!

Skeppy: no im not

Bad: You are

Bad: But your my idiot <3

Skeppy: ur my idiot to <3

Skeppy: i have to go do my homework now :(

Bad: Aw ok, see you soon

Skeppy: :)

**On The Idiots**

Bad: Im bored

Karl: text skeppy

Bad: I was, but he had to go do homework :(

Sapnap: aw bad your boyfriends too busy for you

Bad: Hes not my boyfriend

George: o_ಠ

Dream: george, pls, the emoticons keep making me die laughing

George: ( ༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ )
Sapnap: that is legitimately terrifying

Quackity: what the fuck george

George: its the crying blood emoticon

Dream: you just googled complicated emoticons

George: no i didnt

George: ok maybe i did but still

Skeppy: oh yeah bad i googled all the answers to my homework so now i can come over

Bad: I dont know whether to be happy that you can come over or disappointed that you cheated on your homework

Skeppy: i can come over now so just ignore the cheating part :)

Bad: Still, you shouldnt cheat you silly muffin head

Skeppy: but since i cheated now i can come and play minecraft with you at your house

Skeppy: and i can bring you my spare charging cable for your phone so you dont need to text on ur pc

Bad: Ok, Im happy you can come over now :))))

Sapnap: go flirt in your dms no one else wants to see you two flirting

Karl: apart from the fact that its funny to see them flirt while theyre still denying that they like each other

Bad: Were not flirting!!!

Quackity: uh huh yeah sure

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Bad: Reminder that its Monday and we have to go to school today

George Simp: we need this reminder why?

Bad: Skeppy isnt waking up as he was on a vc with Karl, Sapnap and Quackity until like three hours ago

Karl: yeah but we had monster

Bad: Skeppys at my house, he doesnt have access to energy drinks

Bad: And he doesnt drink coffee for some reason

Karl: coffees disgusting

Bad: I am surrounded by weirdos

Skeppy: im not weird!!

Bad: Skeppy, you are approximately five feet away from me, you dont need to text me

Skeppy: i dont have the energy to actually talk

Bad: Im pretty sure typing uses more energy than talking -_-

Skeppy: it doesnt

Bad: Sure Skeppy, whatever you say

Skeppy: your texting me rn instead of talking

Bad: Only because your texting instead of talking!

Skeppy: but your leading on my bad habit

Bad: Stop being difficult geppy

Skeppy: no <3

Bad: Skeppy, Im going to go downstairs, have breakfast and go to school. You can either bedrot in my bed and get left behind, or you can come with me. Your choice

Skeppy: ok ok ill come with u

Karl: wait bad skeppy was in your bed?!?!

Bad: Shut up

Karl: @Sapnap @Quackity you guys up yet

Sapnap: you woke me up

Karl: sorry :(

Sapnap: its fine i wouldve been late if you hadnt :)

Karl: oh ok :)

Karl: im pretty sure we fell asleep on call together

Sapnap: yeah we were both still on i just hung up now

Quackity: but we stopped vcing at like 3am

Sapnap: yeah me and karl called each other after and talked for like an hour and fell asleep

Karl: im pretty sure we had like two hours sleep each but oh well

George Simp: georgeeeeee im waiting outside ur house cmonnnn

Dream Simp: sorry, i just woke up

George Simp: its like 750, school starts in 10 minutes idiot

Dream Simp: u cant ring me at 3am wanting to talk and then wake me up at 8am

George Simp: just get dressed and come on, i dont want a detention for being late

Dream Simp: k im coming downstairs now

George Simp: ok <3

Bad: Everyone apart from me and Skeppy are officially late for school :(

Karl: its ok me and sap are gonna sneak through the window in the boys toilets so the teacher doesnt catch us being late

Quackity: karl you and sneaking through windows doesnt end well

Karl: i either dont get a detention for being late or i get to miss school because im in the er again

Karl: its a win win

Sapnap: its a win win for me too because i guarantee id end up being the one taking him to the er

Quackity: im guessing you two have got through the window now

Karl: yeah were walking to first period now

Quackity: good because a teacher heard a crash in the toilet so theyre going to check it out

Sapnap: theres no security cameras in the toilet right?

Bad: Im pretty sure thats illegal so i doubt it

Karl: thats good

Bad: There might be cameras that see you two walking out the toilet just after the crash though

Sapnap: does anyone have mad hacking skills or something to hack the footage

George Simp: i know george can code, and hacking isnt THAT much harder than coding

Dream Simp: yeah i could try, but dream u have to help me or ill end up procrastinating and taking forever

George Simp: yeah sure, ill help, i can code a bit

Dream Simp: i mostly need ur help for moral support, but if u can code a bit thats good as well ig

Bad: Theres no way you guys will be able to hack the footage unless you actually go to the school office and delete the footage from the school system

George Simp: wait y would we have to do it from the school office computer?

Bad: Because the school office computer is already signed into the security program and if you tried to sign into it from a different device I guarantee there would be two step verified

Quackity: wait why even bother

Quackity: sapnap and karl will maybe get a detention for being late but thats not that bad

Sapnap: no cause we kinda maybe broke two sinks when we jumped in from the window

Karl: yeah we might even get expelled or something

Sapnap: at the very least wed get suspended

Quackity: oh yeah now i see why you need to delete the footage

Dream Simp: ok so can u guys help get me and dream in the school office at break

Sapnap: yeah

Karl: yep thanks for hacking for us

Quackity: yeh ill help

Skeppy: sound fun so sure

Bad: Ill help, if you all get detention Ill have nothing to do so I may as well get detention with you guys

Sapnap: ok so should we all meet near the office straight after second period

Karl: how are we even going to make it so theyres no one in the office for long enough for them to delete the cctv footage

Quackity: pull the fire alarm and then answer for dream and george in the roll call while theyre actually inside deleting the footage of karl and sapnap breaking sinks

George Simp: quackity, uve officially had the second only good idea of your life

Quackity: not sure if thats a compliment or not but thanks i guess

George Simp: it wasnt

Quackity: im taking it as one anyway

Dream Simp: ok, so who will pull the alarm?

Dream Simp: cant be me or dream

Skeppy: i could do it

Skeppy: ive done it before

Bad: I can help

Skeppy: yeah can u keep watch for teachers so we dont all get busted

Bad: Ok :)

Bad: Wait wont there be security footage of us pulling the alarm though

Dream Simp: yeah, me and dream will delete the entire day of footage so it doesnt look suspicious anyway, so you dont have to worry about footage of you pulling the alarm

Dream Simp: theyll just think there was an electrical failure that meant a bunch of footage disappeared from all the cameras and caused the alarm to glitch

George Simp: pretty AND smart <3

Sapnap: ok stop simping

Karl: ok so dream and george will sneak to the office skeppy and bad will pull the alarm and me sap and quackity will go outside with everyone else and answer for dream and george in roll call and maybe bad and skeppy if they arent out yet

Sapnap: ok the bells about the ring so skeppy and bad pull the alarm as soon as you get out of class

Skeppy: yep ok theres one in the hallway right outside our class

Quackity: see you guys on the field

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Bad: Ok me and Skeppy just pulled the bell

Bad: Were going to join onto the crowd of people walking down the hall so Quackity, Karl and Sapnap, you dont have to answer for us at roll call

Sapnap: ok

George Simp: me and george are in the office now

Dream Simp: the people in the office are so stupid, the password to the computer is on a post-it stuck to the monitor

Karl: i mean i doubt theyd think anyone could break in

Skeppy: wait dream and george wont the cameras see you two walking out the office

Skeppy: cause you wont be able to delete that footage

George Simp: george said hes gonna take the cameras all offline after he deletes the footage

Skeppy: oh ok

Sapnap: how much longer will you two be

George Simp: only a couple more minutes i think

Quackity: just dont start making out in the office or anything

Dream Simp: omg shut up

Bad: You dont have much time, the teachers just were talking about how theyre going to have to go inside to see whats happening with the alarm soon

Sapnap: yeah also that guy fundy is walking over to talk to me and i dont wanna have to deal with him so hurry the fuck up

Dream Simp: i really dont like him

Karl: he just asked sapnap where you two were because he wants to apologise for asking dream out

George Simp: see george, he didnt know, you dont need to hate him

Dream Simp: everyone shush, im trying to figure out how to bring the cameras offline

Skeppy: bro u two need to hurry the fuck up a teacher just said hes about to go inside

Bad: Language Geppy ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)

Skeppy: no i like language

Bad: Still, dont swear you silly muffin

Skeppy: it gets ur attention

Bad: Dont just swear to get my attention!

Bad: Dm me or something

Skeppy: swearings a quickwr way to get ur attention

Bad: It's not!

Skeppy: it issss

Skeppy: i need to swear if i want to get ur attention long enough so i can talk to u

Bad: You dont have to, just message me if you want to talk to me

Skeppy: okk

Quackity: you two just need to get together already

Bad: We dont like each other!!

Karl: mhm sure yeah totally believe that

Sapnap: yeah its not like you two are constantly flirting with each other

George Simp: yeah, also yesterday i was sitting next to skeppy in english and he was doodling hearts with b inside

Bad: Wait what?!?!

**Private messages between Bad and Skeppy**

Bad: Skeppy

Skeppy: yeah?

Bad: Was what Dream said true?

Bad: I want an honest answer

Skeppy: um yeah maybe...

Bad: Umm... Do you like me? As in, like, in more than a friend way?

Skeppy: yeah...

Skeppy: hello? bad? why arent you responding?

**Skeppy made a group chat**

**Skeppy added Dream Simp, George Simp, Sapnap, Karl and Quackity**

Skeppy: HELP BAD JUST ASKED IF I LIKED HIM AND I SAID YEAS AND NOW HE ISNT RESPONDING

Sapnap: thats not good

Skeppy: NO SHIT THATS NOT GOOD

George Simp: i can text him for you?

Skeppy: please do

George Simp: ok but first...

**George Simp renamed to group chat to Skeppy likes Bad**

**Private messages between George Simp and Bad**

George Simp: skeppy told me that u asked him if he liked u, and he said yes, and now ur ghosting him

George Simp: what happened??

Bad: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I LIKE HIM BACK BUT IM KINDA SCARED TO TELL HIM

George Simp: he literally just said he likes u tho

Bad: I know but still

George Simp: omg just reply to him. We have forever until the fire alarm stops ringing

Bad: Ok...

**Private messages between Bad and Skeppy**

Bad: I like you too...

Bad: Im sorry it took me so long to respond, but I was kinda scared to say I liked you back, because Im embarrassed a bit because yeah, but I really do like you too, Ive kind of always liked you but I didnt want to ruin us being friends because your the best person in my life and I didnt want you to hate me for liking you

Skeppy: <3

Bad: <3 <3

Skeppy: so like...

Skeppy: are we dating now?

Bad: I dont know, I don't know how relationships and stuff are meant to work T-T

Skeppy: me neither T-T

Bad: lol

Skeppy: lmao

Bad: So, I guess were dating?

Skeppy: yeah i guess so

Bad: You know we could just walk over to each other and talk in real life right now...

Skeppy: dont care

Skeppy: id rather text you

Bad: Fair enough

**On The Idiots**

Skeppy: theres now more ppl on this chat dating than there are single ppl

Quackity: so you and bad FINALLY got together???

Bad: yep

Sapnap: AT LAST

George Simp: weve been waiting AGES for this

Skeppy: mhm yeah

Skeppy: do u guys think theyll let us go home if the fire alarm is still going off??

Bad: Yeah, I think they will if it carries on for another ten minutes or so

Skeppy: if they do can i come over to ur house bad?

Bad: Ok <3

Sapnap: omg get a room

Skeppy: thats what were about to do

Bad: Skeppy c.c

Skeppy: : DD

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Sapnap: ive realised that me karl and quackity are all fifth wheeling the friendship group

Quackity: and i feel like im third wheeling you and karl sometimes

Karl: your double third wheeling!!!

Quackity: yay.

George Simp: quackity will be forever alone

Quackity: youd also be forever alone if someone as insane as george didnt exist

Dream Simp: how am i insane???

Quackity: for dating dream

George Simp: fuck off quackity

Bad: Language!

Skeppy: see what i meant abt swearing being the best way to get ur attention

Bad: Oh yeah...

Skeppy: since ur online rn, do u wanna play minecraft

Bad: Yeah sure, do you want to come over to my house to play Minecraft?

Skeppy: ok :)

Sapnap: JUST to play minecraft O-o

Karl: yeah guys you sure playing minecraft is the only thing youll be doing

Skeppy: omg shut the fuck up

Bad: Language Geppy

Skeppy: no swearing is good

Bad: Swearing is bad ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)

Skeppy: swearings good cause it gets ur attention and youll talk to me

Bad: I told you yesterday, Im sorry sometimes I dont see my direct messages from you!!!!

Skeppy: i dont like when u ignore me D :

Bad: I dont deliberately ignore you!!!!!!!!

Karl: when you guys have finished arguing, i want to say that im gonna add fundy back

George Simp: wait what???

Dream Simp: why????

Karl: cause he was low key nice and its funny watching george hate him

Sapnap: this was my idea as well by the way

Dream Simp: i hate you sapnap

Sapnap: i do not care

**Karl added Fundy to The Idiots**

Sapnap: welcome back

Fundy: why have i been added back?

Karl: again its funny

Fundy: can i leave?

Quackity: no

Fundy: um ok...

Dream Simp: cant u guys remove him again

Karl: nope

Dream Simp: he fucking asked my boyfriend out!!!!!!!!!

Fundy: and i have apologized multiple times!

Dream Simp: i dont care

Dream Simp: if hes on here, im leaving

**Dream Simp left The Idiots**

George Simp: ill go convince him to stay on the group

**Private messages between Dream and George**

Dream: hey, are u gonna rejoin the group?

George: not while hes still there

Dream: george, he hasnt done anything wrong

George: but he asked u out

Dream: he didnt know i was dating u

Dream: and he apologised

Dream: multiple times

George: i know...

George: but im scared that one day ull say yes when someone asks u out, and ull dump me because someone better wants to date u

Dream: hey, dont worry, u are the best person in my life and ill never replace you because i love you <3

George: i know, but im still always scared that ull replace me

Dream: do u want me to come over to ur house?

George: yes please

Dream: no problem <3

George: <3

**On The Idiots**

George Simp: im adding him back

Sapnap: ok

**George Simp added Dream Simp to The Idiots**

**Private messages between Dream and George**

Dream: r u gonna apologize to fundy for hating him

George: fine

George: how long until ur here?

Dream: ill be there in like 5 minutes

George: ok :)

**On The Idiots**

Dream Simp: ive been convinced by dream to apologise to u, so sorry for hating u fundy

Fundy: no problem

Fundy: can i leave this group now?

Quackity: you may as well just stay at this point

Fundy: fair enough i guess

Karl: has anyone else noticed that bad and skeppy havent been in chat since skeppy went over to bads house

Sapnap: theyre probably making out or something

George Simp: yeah, probably

Fundy: wait, can someone please explain to me who everyone on this group is?

Karl: so theres dream and george who are together which you already know, theres skeppy and bad who are also together, skeppys a gremlin by the way, then theres me quackity and sapnap who have to deal with the couples

Skeppy: im not a gremlin!

Sapnap: so skeppy and bad havent died and were probably definitely making out

Bad: We werent making out!

Bad: And Skeppy isnt a gremlin, just very annoying and sweary

Skeppy: oh yeah fundy dont swear in front of bad he hates it for some reason

Bad: Because swearings bad!

Fundy: noted

Quackity: skeppy your a gremlin just deal with it

Skeppy: im not a fucking gremlin shut the fuck up

Bad: Language Geppy. Youre doing this on purpose now

Skeppy: yknow if u stopped reacting whenever i swear itd stop proving my point that swearings the best way to get your attention

Bad: True...

Sapnap: bro you and skeppy are in the same room you dont need to text each other

Skeppy: u and karl were doing the exact same thing like a few weeks ago

Karl: i mean that is true

Fundy: is the group usually this chaotic?

Quackity: its usually farrrr worse

Sapnap: yeah get used to it fundy

Fundy: well i mean now i'm never going to have no notifications i guess

Bad: Unless you mute the chat like I do

Skeppy: why do u have it muted

Bad: Skeppy youre the only chat I dont have muted on discord

Skeppy: but why do u have the chat muted

Bad: I dont want constant notifications, it was really annoying

Skeppy: i give you constant notifications

Bad: I dont mind when its you giving me constant notifications

Skeppy: <3

Bad: <3

Fundy: yep, i'm going to mute the group chat

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Skeppy: baddddd im bored

Dream Simp: dm your boyfriend if you wanna get his attention for fucks sake

Skeppy: hes muted my messages

George Simp: skeppy its 4am, no one cares

Karl: skeppy if he isnt responding to you just call him

Quackity: yeah im sure hed love being woken up at 4am

Skeppy: fuck off u stupid idiotic idiots

Fundy: im guessing the random activity in the middle of the night is why i see most of you guys sleeping in class?

Dream Simp: yep, and ull be just as sleep deprived after a couple days on this chat

Fundy: how come bad always looks like he's slept then?

Skeppy: coffee

Karl: but coffee is rank so none of the rest of us drink it

Bad: COFFEE IS AMAZING

Skeppy: hi bad o/

Bad: Hi Geppy <3

Skeppy: wanna vc?

Bad: Skeppy, it's 4:30am, we need to get up for school in like two and a half hours

Skeppy: so?

Bad: If we vc Ill just end up falling asleep after half an hour

Skeppy: but baddddd

Skeppy: i wanna vccc

Bad: Fine @_@

Skeppy: yay

Bad: I take back every time Ive defended you, you are a gremlin Skeppy

Skeppy: i dont care join vc now

Quackity: OI ALL THE IDIOTS WHO FELL ASLEEP IN VCS WAKE THE FUCK UP

Quackity: thats dream and george, and skeppy and bad

Bad: Im awake

Skeppy: i just got woken up by bad yelling language when he saw quackitys message

George Simp: XD

Dream Simp: wait, what time is it?

Karl: 730am

Skeppy: i dont wanna get up T-T

Bad: We have school Geppy, you need to get up

Skeppy: will u walk to my house so we can walk together

Bad: Fine

Dream Simp: wait bad, for once me and dream are at school before u

Bad: Because Im outside Skeppys house waiting for him

Skeppy: i cant find my bag anywhere!!!!

Bad: Thats your own fault

Skeppy: wait nvm ive found it

Bad: Finally, you silly muffin head

George Simp: wait, @Sapnap, where r u?

Sapnap: im not coming in today

Dream Simp: ???

Sapnap: i got into a fight

Karl: wait it was that bad????

Quackity: karl you knew about this?

Karl: yeah i was there

Dream Simp: how tf did u get into a fight sap?

Sapnap: karl can tell it

Karl: basically me and sapnap were going to the mall cause we were bored then i started talking pretty loudly about how i wanted to go to the nail polish place because ive run out of a bunch of colours so these stupid looking guys come over and call me a stupid little gay twink and sapnap tries to punch them

Sapnap: and now my face looks smushed

Karl: you shouldntve picked a fight with three guys who were over 6 foot and built like football players then

Quackity: omg sapnap that was really stupid

Sapnap: i know but still

Sapnap: they were being assholes

Skeppy: at least you get to miss school for a day

Sapnap: probably more since my nose keeps fuckin bleeding

Karl: ill come round to yours after school if you want?

Sapnap: definitely im gonna go crazy if i have to stay alone in my room much longer

Karl: ok :)

Sapnap: :D

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Sapnap: its been 3 days and i actually miss school

Karl: i think you may have lost your last remaining brain cell

Sapnap: my mom isnt letting me leave the house and my face still looks smushed of course im going insane

Karl: has anyone else apart from me came over?

Sapnap: nope

George Simp: im coming after school

Sapnap: you remembered me after three days yay

George Simp: im sorry, ok, ive been busy

Sapnap: yeah i know im just bored

Skeppy: u cant be more bored than me

Skeppy: im in physics rn

Bad: Dont you usually bunk on days you have physics?

Skeppy: my parents found out ive been bunking

Quackity: oof

Bad: I thought you hacked their email so they missed all the email about you bunking

Skeppy: yeah but then school called them about it

Bad: Well at least now I can actually talk to you at school

Skeppy: its not like i bunk every day

Bad: You bunk like at least once a week

Skeppy: shut up

Karl: oh yeah happy halloween everyone

Sapnap: the fact im stuck at home at halloween makes it worse thank you for reminding me what im missing out on

Karl: sorry :(

Bad: Oh wait yeah, its Halloween

Skeppy: whos going trick or treating

Bad: Were going together, right?

Skeppy: uh huh

George Simp: me and george will probably go as well

Karl: sap do you want me to come over and watch scary movies with you

Sapnap: yeah definitely

Karl: ok :))

Quackity: so i guess im alone for halloween lol

Bad: We can all go trick or treating in a big group, and you can come too Quackity

Skeppy: everyone needs to have good costumes

Bad: Geppy, can we wear matching costumes? I have a really good idea

Skeppy: will it make me look stupid

Bad: Hmmm

Bad: Probably?

Skeppy: -_-

Bad: Pleaseeeee

Skeppy: i dont wanna look like an idiot though

Bad: Pleaseeee, I spent ages trying to find these

Skeppy: dm me what it is

**Private messages between Bad and Skeppy**

Bad: So you know how we have the matching ducky skins in Minecraft?

Skeppy: mhm

Bad: I kinda bought us ducky onesies that look like our skins

Skeppy: -_-

Bad: Please wear itttt

Skeppy: do i have a choice

Bad: I mean I already bought them

Skeppy: ill wear it

Bad: YAYYYYYYY

Skeppy: but i will complain most of the time

Bad: D:

Skeppy: ok fine ill just complain in my head

Bad: As long as you wear the matching ducky skin costume with me Im happy

**On The Idiots**

Quackity: wait do i actually need to wear a costume

Bad: Uh huh

Dream Simp: whyyy

George Simp: were going trick or treating, we have to wear costumes

Skeppy: trust me no one will have worse costumes than me and bad

Bad: Theyre not bad costumes!!

Skeppy: they are

Bad: Then why are you agreeing to wear it

Skeppy: cause you want me to

George Simp: wait, what are u 2 wearing?

Bad: Youll see later

Skeppy: its a shit costume

Bad: -_-

Skeppy: sorry bad but it is shit

Dream Simp: i dont have a costume at all

Quackity: me either

George Simp: wait george, we could be matching minecraft mobs?

Dream Simp: ur a nerd

George Simp: ur just as invested in minecraft as i am

Dream Simp: no im not, ur actually obsessed

George Simp: fair enough

Quackity: omg im so done with history

Sapnap: why

Quackity: apparently im stupid and dont pay attention in class according to the teacher

Sapnap: ...

Sapnap: well you definitely dont pay attention

Karl: at least its last period and we can go home in like 30 minutes

Skeppy: yay im so done with school

Sapnap: yay people can come and talk to me after school

Karl: im sorry you got your face smashed in because of me

Sapnap: its fine it wasnt your fault

Sapnap: those guys were just assholes

Karl: you shouldntve tried to fight them

Sapnap: mhm

Karl: as soon as school ends ill come round with halloween candy and we can watch films

Sapnap: were watching horror films

Karl: fine

Quackity: i have no idea what the hell to wear for trick or treating

Dream Simp: no idea, me and dream are being minecraft mobs, and bad and skeppy are doing something matching that they wont tell us

Quackity: ill just be a sheet ghost or something

Bad: Ok what place should we all meet?

Skeppy: all the good trick or treating starts at 6pm we should all meet at your house then

Bad: Yeah ok

Sapnap: quackity you better bring me a bunch of halloween candy

Quackity: finee

Karl: sap im at your front door let me in you asshole

Sapnap: do you have candy?

Karl: yeah

Sapnap: ok ill let you in

Karl: -_-

Karl: would you have made me stay outside if i didnt bring candy

Sapnap: do you seriously want to know the answer

Karl: fair enough

Bad: Skeppy, are you coming over to my house before everyone else?

Skeppy: yeah im literally on ur street right now

Bad: ok :)

George Simp: for the sake of sap and karl, bad and skeppys costume is terrible

Karl: what is it

Quackity: theyre wearing matching duck onesies like their minecraft skins XD

Sapnap: lollll

Bad: shut up they they took ages to find ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)

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Dream Simp: its only been 4 days and ive already eaten all my halloween sweets

Skeppy: umm i finished all my candy like 3 days ago...

Bad: I mean, to be fair, I did help you eat some of it

Skeppy: bad i had over 100 pieces and you ate like 3 pieces

Skeppy: i dont think you helped that much

Bad: Skeppy, eating over 100 pieces of candy in two days is not good! Youll get sick and then I wont be able to see you!

Skeppy: ill be fine i ate almost 200 pieces in one evening one halloween

Bad: -_-

Quackity: wait i just realised its monday so we have to go to school in like three hours

Karl: sapnap are you coming back into school now?

Sapnap: yeah but i still kinda look shit

Karl: nah you dont look that bad i saw you earlier today

Sapnap: technically yesterday and i definitely look that bad

Karl: you look just as cute as always ;)

Karl: just with a massive bruise over half your face

George Simp: just so you know, sap and karl, you two are acting exactly like me and george did when we liked each other, just saying

Dream Simp: omg dream, stop trying to be a matchmaker to all the couples u ship

George Simp: it worked with bad and skeppy!!!

Fundy: honestly, i forget this group existed, but discord decided that it will not mute this group, even though i turned notifications off

Quackity: oh wait i lowkey forgot you were on here

Karl: same

Sapnap: same

George Simp: same

Bad: Same

Skeppy: same

Dream Simp: same

Fundy: well, its nice to know how forgettable i am

Karl: sorry its just none of us know you that well

Fundy: fair enough

Fundy: i don't know you guys very well either

Karl: ooh lets all do fundy getting to know us activities

Sapnap: or we could just all introduce ourselves

Sapnap: im sapnap im kinda dreams best friend but he keeps not hanging out with me cause hes busy with george and i got punched in face cause some jerks insulted my other best friend karl. umm yeah i think thats everything important about me

Karl: im karl im sapnap and quackitys best friend and i actually help quackity whenever hes annoying but people dont know im behind it ever :)

Bad: Im Bad, Im dating Skeppy, everyone says I overreact when people swear which isnt true, but dont swear.

Skeppy: bad u definitely overreact when people swear

Bad: No I dont!!!!

Skeppy: at the formation of this chat you literally left cause george was swearing too much

Bad: He was deliberately trying to annoy me!

Skeppy: still

Skeppy: oh yeah im skeppy im dating bad and i like to prank people. also george fucking stole my phone and enabled spell check but one day i will figure out how to unenable it and reck havoc on this entire group with my inability to spell :)

Fundy: honestly, you're the one who scares me the most

Skeppy: good

Quackity: im quackity im sapnap and karls friends and im constantly third wheeling the entire group cause all the idiots are dating each other even if karl and sapnap are in denial of the fact that theyre dating

Sapnap: we arent dating fuck off quackity

Quackity: show me your dms with him then

Sapnap: nuh uh no way

Quackity: see youre hiding something

Sapnap: no im not shut up

Karl: dream and george you guys need to do your introductions now

Sapnap: @Dream Simp @George Simp

Bad: Theyre probably asleep on call again

Fundy: it's fine, i know who they are

Fundy: i asked dream out once and george is the scary one who wanted to murder me

Quackity: wait shit its 6am already wtf

Skeppy: yay we need to be at school in an hour

Bad: This is why I drink coffee

Skeppy: bad i love you but you have the worlds crappiest taste in drinks

Bad: Aw I love you too Skeppy <3

Skeppy: <3

Skeppy: baddd dyou wanna call for the next 30 minutes until we have to get up

Bad: Okk, give me one second to grab my headphones

Bad: Ok I grabbed them, Ill call you

Skeppy: ok :)

Fundy: holy crap, i see why you guys always fall asleep in lessons, you stay up like this every night

Quackity: yep everyone else is always calling each other

Fundy: i'm going to sleep, i don't want to die of exhaustion

Quackity: eventually we all die of exhaustion :)

Bad: Skeppy wake up

Bad: Skeppy wake up

Bad: Skeppy wake up

Bad: Skeppy wake up

Bad: Skeppy wake up

Sapnap: stop spamming for fucks sake!!!

Bad: Ok, I guess Ill just go to his house and aggressively ring the doorbell so he wakes up

Bad: Cause I dont wanna be late for school again

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Sapnap: im gonna have to change karls nickname back to clumsy idiot

Karl: it was less my fault this time!!!

Sapnap: you slipped on nothing again XD

Karl: yeah and i bruised my ass and it hurts

Quackity: karl were all gay we all know what having a sore ass feels like

George Simp: OMG IM WHEEZING

Sapnap: HELPPP

Dream Simp: XDDDDD

Fundy: lollll

Skeppy: LMAOOOO

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Skeppy: bad ur gonna break the groupchat

Bad: Fine, Ill stop but that was very languagy so Im very annoyed

Quackity: i would apologise but it was hilarious so i dont owe you an apology

Sapnap: best joke youve ever made honestly

Dream Simp: it was a shit joke

Dream Simp: but it is the best joke hes ever made

Quackity: I AM OFFENDED

Quackity: THIS IS PEAK COMEDY

George Simp: yeah, for a 6 year olds joke book

Quackity: im being ganged up on by gream T-T

Sapnap: gream?

Quackity: its george and dreams ship name xD

**Bad changed Dream Simp's nickname to Gream One**

**Bad changed George Simp's nickname to Gream Two**

Karl: we wont be able to tell them apart now

Quackity: shush karl

Karl: fuck off

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Skeppy: im breaking up with you if you dont stop

Bad: Ill stop!!

Skeppy: emotional blackmail :)

Sapnap: emotional blackmail is the most powerful thing

Gream 1: definitely

Gream 1: i love emotionally blackmailing dream

Gream 2: why is it always me and george that end up with the stupid nicknames

Fundy: good point, no one else has nicknames

**Quackity changed Fundy's nickname to Fox Boy**

Fox Boy: huh????

Quackity: one day i saw you wearing a fox onesie in public

Fox Boy: crap, i didn't realise anyone from school saw

Karl: we require an explanation

Fox Boy: no

Fox Boy: go away

Sapnap: we wont go away without an explanation

Fox Boy: i'm just going to go offline forever

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Karl: its almost christmas!!

Sapnap: karl... its november

Karl: yeah but theres only 29 days until christmas

Karl: which means its almost christmas

Sapnap: its 'almost christmas' when its december

Karl: why do radio stations already play christmas songs then

Sapnap: cause theyre fucking mental

Bad: Nuh uh, Christmas is the best and theyre not mental for playing Christmas songs

Skeppy: bad uve been listening to christmas songs since november 1st

Bad: I like Christmas!

Skeppy: i know

Bad: Oh by the way is everyone ok if I add a guy I met on my Minecraft server, hes our age

Fox Boy: yeah sure

Quackity: im fine with it

Sapnap: sure this group chat isnt chaotic enough we definitely need more people

Bad: I cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not but Im going to add him anyway

**Bad added Red to The Idiots**

Red: hey can I add my boyfriend as well?

Bad: Yeah sure

**Red added Ant to The Idiots**

Quackity: for fucks sake ive gone from seventh wheeling to ninth wheeling

Sapnap: two points: one me and karl arent dating so youve gone from fifth wheeling to seventh wheeling and two fundys on here as well

Quackity: two points: one you and karl are definitely dating stop being in denial and two fundy is literally never online

Quackity: therefore ive gone from seventh wheeling to ninth wheeling

Ant: what the hell is this group chat

Skeppy: everyones chaotic and quackitys sad alone and bitter

Gream 2: yeah, that pretty much sums it up

Sapnap: why werent you online all day? were you and george making out xD?

Gream 1: yeah actually

Sapnap: i regret asking

Red: wait @Bad who is everyone I'm very confused

Bad: Ok so theres Skeppy, hes my boyfriend, theres Dream and George, theyre dating, theyre the ones nicknamed Gream, work out for yourself which is which, theres Karl and Sapnap who "arent dating," theres Quackity who, like Skeppy said, is sad, alone and bitter, and theres Fundy, hes the one nicknamed Fox Boy, he asked Dream out once and someone added him to the group to annoy George and now hes part of the group

Karl: im pinning this so if anyone else gets added we dont have to explain again

Skeppy: oh and by the way dont swear cause then bad gets pissed off

Red: trust me, I already know

Red: we once spent multiple hours trying to make a moderation thing for Minecraft that would block out so many things

Red: we were up all night two nights in a row

Skeppy: oh yeah bad called me after hed finished that and said a bunch of incoherent shit and fell asleep

Bad: No I didnt :(

Skeppy: i have video proof

Skeppy: oh btw, fundy, you know how when u first joined i said something weird and ominous about one day recking havoc on this group chat with my inability to spell

Fox Boy: yeah...

Skeppy: tahy dsy os tidsy

Bad: No

Bad: I am not translating your inability to spell

Skeppy: niii

**Quackity left The Idiots**

**Sapnap left The Idiots**

**Karl left The Idiots**

Gream 2: sapnap just messaged me saying "we cant exist on a group chat with the chaotic typing" xDD

Skeppy: wonp womp

**Bad left The Idiots**

Skeppy: niiiiiii bsd cimr bsckkkkkk

Ant: me and red are watching all this happens with literal popcorn

Fox Boy: yeah that's what i do

Fox Boy: minus the literal popcorn, mines just metaphorical

Red: we were gonna watch a movie but this is so much more entertaining

**Skeppy added Bad to The Idiots**

Bad: Turn spell check back on or Im permanently leaving

Skeppy: ni u wiulfnt dsre

Bad: Fine just dont expect me to translate

**Gream 2 added Quackity, Sapnap and Karl to The Idiots**

Gream 2: i think we just all need to accept that skeppy being able to spell is a thing of the past

Gream 1: rip

Sapnap: T-T

Karl: ༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ
Quackity: that genuinely terrifies me

Karl: :D

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Gream 2: so, u guys know my sister?

Sapnap: uh huh

Gream 1: yeah

Gream 2: and george, you know how i dont have two step verification for discord cause im always signing in on different devices and i cant be bothered to use my phone ever time

Skeppy: i think i know where this is going..

Gream 1: oh crap

Gream 2: yep

Gream 2: drista has been reading all our chats

Gream 2: through my account

Karl: lets just add her account to the group so you can yell at her and we can watch :)

Sapnap: in other words: your bored and want entertainment

Karl: yep

Sapnap: ...

Sapnap: i literally asked if you wanted to come over to my house

Sapnap: and you said no

Karl: in my defence when you asked me i was planning on sleeping all weekend

Karl: but sleeping for that long is super hard

Sapnap: if dream hadnt put "NO EMOJIS OR UR KICKED OUT" in the description i would be spamming facepalm emojis right now

Karl: am i still allowed to come to your house?

Sapnap: yeah sure

Karl: :DD

Karl: im walking over right now

Karl: but still add drista to the chat cause drama

Quackity: karl being a complete drama queen

Karl: i am NOT a drama queen

Fox Boy: i can fully imagine karl doing the most drama queen pose of all time while saying that T-T

Sapnap: SAME

Gream 2: im adding drista now

**Gream 2 added Drista to The Idiots**

Gream 2: i would introduce u to everyone but i know u already know who everyone is since uve been stalking this group through my account

Drista: I have not!

Gream 1: o_O

Drista: hi George

Gream 1: hi drista

Gream 2: the fact that u knew that was george proves that uve been stalking this chat

Drista: I guessed

Drista: It made sense that you two would have matching nicknames

Gream 2: yeah sure uh huh definitely i totally believe you

Drista: I'm telling the truth!!

Sapnap: HELP KARL LEGIT HAS POPCORN RIGHT NOW

Karl: this is enternaining though T-T

Quackity: messy bitch

Gream 1: he lives for the drama

Sapnap: he so does

Karl: im not a messy bitch T-T

Sapnap: karl

Sapnap: i love you but you are so a messy bitch drama queen

Quackity: your SURE you two arent dating? o_O

Sapnap: ...

Sapnap: uh huh

Sapnap: were not dating

Fox Boy: i sense hesitation

Sapnap: shut up

Sapnap: im not dating karl

Karl: platonic besties :D

Gream 1: thats what ppl who are dating say

Sapnap: shut up george your just saying what dream would say if he wasnt busy arguing with his little sister

Gream 1: true

Gream 1: but i still think u and karl r probably dating

Karl: full disclosure: we are

**Karl left The Idiots**

**Sapnap left The Idiots**

Quackity: huh?

Gream 1: what just happened

Gream 2: just got back from yelling at drista, whatd i miss

Fox Boy: so so much

Quackity: where are bad and skeppy btw?

Gream 1: no one knows...

Gream 2: i guarantee skeppy is at bads house rn

Quackity: uh huh definetly

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Skeppy: @everyone, WKAE IP UTS CTIRTSSAMS

Bad: Skeppy, I love you but it is 4 in the morning, shush and go back to sleep

Skeppy; ti og back ti selep if hsvr ti heve skpet st simr point

Gream 1: skeppy, im getting u spell check for christmas

Bad: Ok Skeppy, if you havent slept yet then go to sleep now

Quackity: bad how the fuck do you understand skeppy T-T

Bad; Practise

Fox Boy; by the way, shouldn’t someone add karl and sapnap back?

Quackity: oh yeah i almost forgot about that

**Bad added Karl to The Idiots**

**Bad added Sapnapl to The Idiots**

Quackity: you are now legally required to explain

Gream 2: yeah its christmas, u two need to explain

Karl: or we could just leave again

Sapnap: that sounds like a good idea

Sapnap: WHY WONT IT LET US LEAVE WTF DREAM

Gream 2: why r u blaming me

Karl: your the admin

Gream 2: bads the one who knows all the weird technical shit, idk any of those command things

Sapnap: BAD WTF

Bad: Language and also it was Skeppys idea

Sapnap: SKEPPY WTFFFFF

Skeppy: wr mdee amdwers

Karl: we will give you answers if you turn spell check on

Skeppy: ik ime src

Skeppy: spell check is on now we need answers

Sapnap: ok fine me and karl are dating now you have your answers and were done here

Gream 1: nope we r definitly not done, why tf didnt you tell any of us

Karl: cause

Fox Boy: when did you guys start dating?

Sapnap: over summer break

Quackity: and you you didnt tell us for OVER FOUR MONTHS ?????

Karl: we thought you guys were gonna be weird about it and make fun of us honestly

Bad: Were your friends though!

Sapnap: but like we all tease dream for being a simp and stuff like that

Gream 2: yeah but thats just a joke we all know that

Sapnap: yeah but i wouldnt fnd it funny if i was teased like that

Gream 1: then we wouldnt have if u had said u didnt want us to

Sapnap: you wouldnt you guys dont respect shit like that

Gream 2: yes we do, dont say shit about us just because all of us are emotionally mature enough to accept a joke

Bad: Can you guys stop arguing, or at least do it in dms, its christmas

Gream 2: shut up bad

Sapnap: yeah and stop with the parent friend thing its really really annoying

**Bad left The Idiots**
Quackity: its like a dysfunctional family christmas !!

**Private messages between Skeppy and Bad**

Skeppy: you okay?

Bad: Yeah Im fine dont worry

Bad: Thanks for checking though <3

Skeppy: np <3 <3

Skeppy: wanna call?

Bad: Yeah but just for a bit :D

Skeppy: ok :))

**On The Idiots**

Skeppy: both of you apologise to bad NOW

Skeppy: he says hes fine but i just went on call with hiim and it sounded llike hed been crying so if you two dont apologise for making my boyfriend sad then i will actually fucking kill you both

**Skeppy added Bad to The Idiots**

Gream 2: sorry bad

Sapnap: sorry bad

Bad: Its fine dont worry :)

Quackity: unlike a dysfunctional family christmas people are actually apologising and everythings fine :D

Karl: stop comparing the friendship group to a dysfunctional family T-T

Fox Boy: i mean, we’re a bit like a dysfunctional family

Gream 1: we r a dysfunctional family

Skeppy: a massive extended dysfunctional family where all the uncles are gay :D

Bad: Who would the chikdren in the massive dysfunctional family be though?

Karl: good point

Sapnap: fundys the child

Fox Boy: why me?!

Quackity: cause your the only single one

Fox Boy: you’re single too!!!

Quackity: yes but im too awesome to be a child

Gream 2: no its just that no parent would want u as a child :))

Quackity: RUDE

Skeppy: true tho

Gream 1: well, quackity, ur christmas present from all of us is to know that you arent wanted :))

Quackity: thats ok because i didnt get any of you guys presents :D

Karl: D:

Quackity; none of you deserve them so im spending my money on myself :))

Gream 2: honestly mood, the only person i bought a present for is george

Skeppy: guys its 6am im gonna go open presents

Bad: same

Karl: same

Sapnap: same

Quackity: same

Gream 1: same

Gream 2: same

Fox Boy: same

Gream 2: do u guys all wanna meet up at my house later?

Gream 1: yeah sure

Sapnap: mkay

Bad: Sure!

Fox Boy: yeah

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**Gream 1 left The Idiots**

**Gream 2 left The Idiots**

**Sapnap left The Idiots**

Skeppy: ???

Quackity: karl youre sapnaps boyfriend do you know whats happening

Karl: not anymore

Karl: he dumped me

Quackity: SHIT

Quackity: you ok???

Karl: id be more fine if i knew why but yeah im fine

Skeppy: brb im gonna go commit murder

Bad: Skeppy. No.

Bad: Karl what happened?

Karl: sapnap messaged me earlier today saying he didnt wanna date me anymore and i asked if we could stay friends and he didnt respond and then i think he blocked me because my other messages didnt go through when i asked him if i did anything wrong

Quackity: im going to beat him up :)

Bad: No beating people up omg you stupid ragamuffins

Ant: normally im just here for the drama but id just like to say sapnap sounds like an asshole and if me and red didnt live a very long way away wed also help beat him up

Fox Boy: i always forget those two are on here

Fox Boy: but yeah, i’ll also help you beat him up

Bad: no beating people up

Bad: actually never mind i give up

Skeppy we can tell when bads given up bc he stops using capital letters and punctuation XDDD

Red: i also like the idea of beating sapnap, so it seems like everyone apart from Bad is unanimous on this right?

Quackity: yep

Skeppy: yeah

Fox Boy: uh huh

Ant: yes :DD

Red: Ant, you wont even be able to take part in the beating up

Ant: I DONT CARE

Ant: a. The guy deserves it, b. I get drama

Quackity: oh no we have two drama queens on the server

Karl: actually i think youll find im unrivalled in my spot as top drama queen

Quackity: karl youre not a top in any situation

Bad: -_-

Bad: i give up

Skeppy: does that mean i can dm u swear words :))

Bad: No way you muffin ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡)

Fox Boy: wait i can get why sapnap would leave the server, but why dream and george??

Fox Boy: and it’s super weird why he never said why he dumped you honestly

Fox Boy: he either dumped you for the same reason george and dream left the server or george and dream left the server with him because he dumped you so i wonder which one it is

Quackity: the first one sounds more likely but i dont know

Karl: yeah probably the first one if i had to guess

Skeppy: wait dream was the admin on the chat right

Fox Boy: yeah, why?

Skeppy: so someones probably admin now and they can add sapnap back and we can all yell at him :D

Bad: Im admin now but I dont think you need to be admin to be able to add people to the group

Skeppy: i didnt know that but anyway someone add sapnap so we can collectively yell at him

Quackity: and then we can warn him to watch his back because were gonna beat the shit out of him :DDDDDDD

Karl: :))

**Bad added Sapnap to The Idiots**

**Sapnap left The Idiots**

Skeppy: wait bad do the thing where u make it so no one can leave the gc

Bad: oh yeah ill do that :)

**Bad added Sapnap to The Idiots**

Sapnap: wtf why cant i leave

Quackity: this is just your warning in advance that we all think your a shitty person and were gonna kick your ass :D

Skeppy: apart from bad bc hes too nice but the rest of us will pound your face in

Quackity: go rot in hell sapnap

**Quackity removed Sapnap from The Idiots**

Quackity: that was satisfying

Karl: ty quackity <3

Quackity: np <3

Fox Boy: now that karl and sapnap have broken up, are we allowed to ship karl and quackity?

Quackity: ╭∩╮

Karl: tf is that xDDDDD

Quackity: its meant to be a middle finger T-T

Skeppy: trust me it doesnt look like one XDD

Bad: Language.

Skeppy: i didnt say anything bad :))

Quackity: maybe your just dirty minded bad :DD

Bad: Im so close to actually swearing oml

Skeppy: SWEAR

Karl: SWEAR

Quackity: SWEAR

Fox Boy: SWEAR

Bad: T-T

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Quackity: i have somewhat figured out whats happening with sapnap, dream and george

Karl: ???

Quackity: ok so i messaged george because we were always pretty good friends yk and he didnt respond for a while cause all i really said was “wtfs going on why arent you guys talking to us???” and so i waited for ages and now he finally texted me and all he said was that dream would message me and then dream did message me and it was lowkey confusing cause he said a bunch of weird shit that makes a tiny bit of sense but also i swear to fucking god he had a lobotomy and them gave george and sapnap lobotomys aswell because holy crap hes gone mental, like complete character change hes lost it

Ant: so what did he say?

Red: ignore him, he just wants to be included in the drama

Ant: not true!!

Ant: like right now drama sounds very fun but also these are nice humans

Ant: and its like an interactive sitcom

Skeppy: so what what did dream say?

Quackity: im not quoting it word for word but it was basically a bunch of mental shit and then “I HATE ALL OF YOU BC OF YOUR GENDERS AND YOUR SEXUALITIES AND, GUESS WHAT? IM HOMOPHOBIC”

Fox Boy: so i’m guessing him and george aren’t dating anymore then?

Quackity: apparently theyve been telling people they only ever dated because of our “woke left influence”

Skeppy: me and bad are in the same lesson rn and i just saw him faceplant the desk in horror

Skeppy: the teacher just asked him what he was doing and he said he forgot to be alive for a second xDD

Bad: Ok Im going to swear once and you guys cant hold it over my head ever

Bad: What the actual fuck is wrong with dream he completely lost his mind

Skeppy: youre never allowed to language us ever again

Bad: I was justified in swearing there

Bad: Its true

Quackity: we will be holding that over your head forever

Skeppy: bad faceplanted the desk again and the teacher yelled at him and he said “sorry, i just keep forgetting i need to function and be alive”

Quackity: LMAOOOOOO

Karl: IM SOBBING

Fox Boy: LOLLLLLLLLL

Red: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Bad: Its the best excuse i could think off T-T

Skeppy: my boyfriend has no braincells DD:

Bad: SAYS YOU

Quackity: millionth divorce arc :DD

Quackity: bad date me instead and wed never get divorced :DDD

Karl: how dare you betray me quackity T-T

Skeppy: try steal bad and i will break your skull :)

Skeppy: HAH BAD GOT DETENTION

Bad: T-T

Bad: All I did was faceplant the desk again

Red: maybe stop faceplanting the desk then?

Bad: I dont usually, its just a chaotic day today D:

Skeppy: this is bads first ever detention :P

Karl: bad become unhinged swearing and getting detention all in one day

Bad: I am NOT becoming unhinged

Quackity: uh huh sure

Fox Boy: totally believe you bad

Bad: I give up

Bad: Youre all stupid muffinheads

Skeppy: im not am i

Bad: you are the muffiniest muffinhead

Skeppy: im not talking to you

Quackity: millionth and one divorce arc :DD

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**Private messages between Quackity and Fox Boy**

Quackity: fundy

Quackity: you have to help me

Quackity: please

Fox Boy: can’t you ask karl for help with whatever it is?

Quackity: no because this is about karl

Quackity: please fundy im not talking to bad or skeppy about this

Fox Boy: fine, what is it?

Quackity: i kinda have a crush on karl

Fox Boy: WHY AM I DESTINED TO BE THE ONLY SINGLE ONE IN THIS GROUP

Quackity: he probably doesnt like me back though i think hes still getting over sapnap

Fox Boy: i swear to god, you guys are all so delusional

Fox Boy: would you like step by step proof of karl liking you back?

Quackity: he doesnt like me back though

Fox Boy: i’m taking that as a yes

Fox Boy: 1. you two have been best friends for ages, he always talked to you loads, probably even more than he did with sapnap, even when they dated

Fox Boy: 2. i genuinely think you two have a mind link or something

Fox Boy: 3. you were his emotional support when he got dumped

Fox Boy: 4. you two constantly send each other heart emoticons and stuff

Fox Boy: 5. he was really, really happy when you said you’d beat up sapnap for him

Fox Boy: 6. he was fake annoyed at you when you jokingly flirted with bad, which could just be him being funny, but also shows he’s thought about you romantically before

Fox Boy: 7. i just ship you two

Quackity: all of that is just because were really close friends though

Fox Boy: quackity, you are seriously missing multiple braincells

Fox Boy: sometimes i think i’m the only one in the group who isn’t insanely oblivious

Quackity: you were oblivious of the fact that dream had a boyfriend when you asked him out

Fox Boy: we don’t mention that

Fox Boy: anyway, you should ask karl out

Quackity: hell say no

Fox Boy: have you listened to anything i’ve been saying for the past half an hour?

Quackity: youre wrong though he doesnt like me

Quackity: he was only dumped two weeks ago

Quackity: and it was like a 5 month relationship

Fox Boy: quackity

Quackity: yes?

Fox Boy: HE LIKES YOU PLEASE STOP BEING OBLIVIOUS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Quackity: NO HE DOESNT YOUR THE FUCKING IDIOT

Fox Boy: IM TRYING TO HELP YOU

Quackity: SORRY

Fox Boy: quackity, im begging you, please just ask karl out

Quackity: no ill ruin our friendship when he says no

**Fox Boy made a group chat**

**Fox Boy added Quackity and Skeppy**

Fox Boy: help me, quackity is convinced karl doesn’t like him back

Skeppy: QUACKITY YOURE FUCKING STUPID KARL DEFINATLEY LIKES YOU BACK YOU BRAINCELLESS IDIOT

Quackity: fundy

Quackity: why the fuck did you involve skeppy

Fox Boy: well just me talking to you wasn’t working so i had to get backup

Fox Boy: if this gets really awful then i’ll involve bad

Skeppy: i like that strategy actually

Skeppy: quackity karl absolutely likes you

Skeppy: im pretty sure he started liking you even before sapnap dumped him

Quackity: they were the perfect couple i doubt that

Fox Boy: ok, go into your dms with karl, count how many heart emoticons he’s sent you in the past week

Quackity: we text a lot so give me a second to read through the whole week

Fox Boy: that proves my point

Quackity: 32

Fox Boy: would you text someone that you had totally platonic feelings for that many hearts?

Quackity: no but thats just how karl texts me

Skeppy: exactly hes only like that with you

Quackity: only because were best friends

Fox Boy: thats not normal best friend behaviour

Quackity: thats not true

Fox Boy: trust me, it’s true, normal best friends aren’t like that

Skeppy: either hes very homiesexual or he likes you

Quackity: maybe he’s just homiesexual then

Fox Boy: please stop being an oblivious idiot before i just ask karl out for you :)

Quackity: i dont wanna ruin my friendship with him

Fox Boy: you won’t

Fox Boy: even if he didn’t like you, which he totally does, he wouldn’t ruin your friendship just because you asked him out

Skeppy: and if he did he wouldnt be worth keeping as a friend

Quackity: rare wise words from skeppy

Skeppy: but seriously hes like your closest friend and if he ruins that just over that then he was a shitty friend to have in the first place

Fox Boy: skeppy, why do you only use braincells when trying to get people together

Skeppy: no comment

Quackity: as amazing as this conversation has been im going now

Fox Boy: you texted me for help, this is the help you get

Quackity: this is not what i expected when i asked you to help

Fox Boy: what did you expect then?

Quackity: idk advice on how to get over him or something

Skeppy: but you shouldnt try and get over him though since he likes you and you like him and you two would be the perfect couple

Fox Boy: exactly

Quackity: its just that i already lost three of my friends and i dont want to lose my best friend cause of something stupid

Fox Boy: you won’t lose karl as a friend if you ask him out, trust me

Quackity: fine

Quackity: ill think about it

Skeppy: YES

Fox Boy: finally

**Private messages between Karl and Fox Boy**

Karl: fundy please can you help me i think i like quackity and i dont want to talk to skeppy or bad about it because asking out your best friend worked great for them but im scared of asking out my best friend in case it ruins our friendship and i care about him too much to risk doing that

Fox Boy: FOR FUCKS SAKE

Karl: ?????

Karl: whats wrong

Fox Boy: nothing

Karl: ok?

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**On The Idiots**

Skeppy: i hate school

Bad: If you didnt go to school you wouldnt know anything

Skeppy: i know how to use google a calculator and spell check

Skeppy: schools irrelevant

Ant: the only lesson i pay attention in is coding

Karl: i sleep through everything

Quackity: if you sleep through everything how are you texting right now

Karl: i have the amazing talent of sleep texting

Skeppy: im jealous of your skill

Bad: Don’t worry Skeppy, youre good at falling asleep on call :DD

Skeppy: your being mean T-T

Bad: Sorry muffin DDD:

Skeppy: its ok i forgive you <3

Bad: Youre so melodramatic

Skeppy: no im not :(

Quackity: another divorce arc!

Fox Boy: no ones surprised, it’s like their billionth divorce

Red: lmaooo

Red: trust me, they get divorced a lot more than that xDD

Bad: BETRAYAL

Ant: he’s right though

Ant: you two get divorced at least three times a day

Bad; Thats not true!

Skeppy: i meant it kinda is true bad

Bad: Maybe its a bit true but still

Bad: We dont get divorced THAT often o_O

Fox Boy: yes you do

Karl: you totally do

Quackity: karl i kinda wanna ask you something

Karl: oh ok

Karl: what is it

Quackity: I really really like you as more than a friend, do you wanna be my boyfriend?

Quackity: its fine if you dont, i know you only just got broken up with and you probably dint like me

Karl: i definitely wanna be your boyfriend quackity :))

Karl: i really like you as well

Fox Boy: 1. i told you so, he does like you, 2. i’m so good at setting people up

Quackity: ok fine you were right

Bad; You knew about this?

Fox Boy: quackity messaged me asking for help so i convinced him to ask karl out, and then literally as soon as i’d persuided quackity to do it soon, karl messaged me for help because he liked quackity, so i told him to wait a bit to see if quackity asks him out, but if he doesn’t, then he should ask quackity out

Ant: youre very good at setting people up honestly

Fox Boy: i’m just good at being the one in the group who will be single forever

Skeppy: useful life skill

Bad: I was gonna say that you wont be single forever…

Bad: But honestly you probably will be

Quackity: when did bad get so evil xDD

Bad: :DDD

Skeppy: ive been trying to warn you all for ages

Quackity: oh yeah skeppy thank you for also helping to set me and karl up

Bad: Wait Skeppy was part of this???

Bad: And I didnt know???

Fox Boy: you were gonna be our last line of defense if we couldn’t convince quackity to ask karl out

Bad: Oh ok

Bad: Still annoyed I wasnt told though

Quackity: womp womp

Ant: wait karl didnt you literally just get dumped a couple weeks ago

Ant: how come youre moving on so quick?

Red: IGNORE HIM HES BORED AND WANTS DRAMA

Red: IM STEALING HIS PHONE

Red: IGNORE HIM

Ant: d.9oydunoy.f

Ant: sorry i keyboard smashed when red tried to snatch my phone

Ant: anyways, answer my question :)))

Red: IGNORE HIM!

Red: IGNORE HIM!!

Red: IGNORE HIM!!!

Red: IGNORE HIM!!!!

Red: IGNORE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ant: let me get my entertainment D:

Red: no

Skeppy: the toilet graffiti in our school is so real

Quackity: what cursed thing did you see now?

Skeppy; it says “bitch who tf broke two of the fucking sinks, now i have to push people against the wall instead”

Karl: oh yeah the broken sinks were my fault :DDD

Quackity: wait i remember that

Skeppy: the great mission to delete the evidence of you breaking two whole sinks

Karl: thats when you and bad got together right?

Skeppy: oh yeah

Bad: Karl, thank you for accidentally causing our relationship by destroying school property xD

Karl: no problem!

Skeppy: oh god the toilet graffiti got worse

Skeppy: bad will language me if i try and explain

Skeppy: all i will say is that someone can make very detailed art

Fox Boy: eww

Bad: wait skeppy why are you hiding in the toilet right now

Skeppy: im meant to have chemistry

Quackity: ???

Skeppy: i havent turned in any chemistry homework in the past month

Bad: You couldve just done the homework

Skeppy: but its boringggggg

Bad: @_@

Red: at least its last lesson so you can go home soon

Bad: Wait how did you know Red, i thought you were in a different timezone

Red: its like a two hour difference, its easy to guess

Quackity: yeah bad its called having braincells

Skeppy: says u quackity ur a complete brainless idiot

Skeppy: uve had like two good ideas in ur life

Quackity: at least thats two more than youll ever have

Karl: OOP-

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Bad: Skeppys being a menace to society

Karl: when is he not

Bad: Fair point

Bad: Hes being more gremliny than usual

Skeppy: im nottt

Bad: -_-

Skeppy: the only thing im doing is plotting to switch all the one way system signs in school

Quackity: valid as fuck i actually hate the one way system

Skeppy: exactly so im just going to destroy it so all the signs point different directions

Bad: Youre gonna cause some kind of collision muffinhead

Skeppy: thats the point

Bad: someones gonna get hurt

Skeppy: as long as its not u i dont rlly care

Karl: what about the rest of us ????

Skeppy: id probably laugh

Skeppy: unless u died or smthn

Quackity: mean bitch

Skeppy: i know what you are but what am i

Bad: Annoyed expression /ref

Fox Boy: wait, what’s that a reference to??

Skeppy: its a tv show bads lowkey obsessed with

Skeppy: and i can say that without him disagreeing bc he just muted the chat

Karl: id ask how you know but you two are always hanging out so im not surprised

Quackity: ↑ hypocrite ↑

Fox Boy: anyways, skeppy, when are you going to switch round all the signs?

Skeppy: might sneak into school tonight and do it

Karls: theres cctv

Red: and breaking and entering is a crime

Skeppy: oh well

Red: @Bad youre dating a criminal btw

Bad: SKEPPY

Bad: Ive told you multiple times, dont commit crimes!

Karl: LMAOOO

Quackity: *sips tea*

Karl: quackity literally has a mug of tea in his hands right now

Fox Boy: i admire your dedication to the bit

Quackity: thank you

Karl: you dont even like tea lol

Quackity: yes but

Quackity: the bit

Karl: i think im the current winner if the “my boyfriend is an idiot” reward

Bad: I think Im a strong competitor at the moment

Skeppy: RUDEEEEE

Quackity: im offended that my own boyfriend thinks im an idiot <\3

Karl: im right though

Bad: I am also right

Skeppy: ik ur right but also ur dumb as well

Bad: Im not!

Bad: @_@

Skeppy: …

Bad: Youre definitely dumber

Skeppy: that doesnt mean you arent dumb at all

Bad: You literally have two braincells

Bad: And theyre both fighting for third place

Fundy; XD

Skeppy: i want another divorce

Bad: Geppy, I love you, but this is our 6th divorce

Bad: This week

Red: i mean your guys record is like 23 divorces in a week

Karl: red why do you seem to know way more about those twos relationship then that rest of us

Red: im a mod for bads minecraft server and whenever we go on call to talk about modding stuff skeppy will always be there

Red: and the conversation will always turn into me hearing them be chaotic

Bad: Your boyfriend literally almost lives with you

Ant: true

Ant: i became a mod for the server as well literally just because i know everything from hearing them call

Bad: Red and Ant are more joined at the hip than me and Skeppy

Fox Boy: that’s not physically possible

Karl: there isnt a single day when you two arent hanging out together

Quackity: and skeppy sleeps over at your house literally half the time

Red: oh yeah you two are absolutely more attached at the hip

Bad: Nuh uh

Skeppy: denial is a river in egypt

Quackity: DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY

Karl: wtf xDDDDDDDD

Quackity: its a rlly old tiktok audio

Skeppy: send it to me

Skeppy: pls

Karl: i just got super bored and scrolled to the beginning of the chat

Karl: remember when skeppy used to text like that omg lol

Skeppy: i can text like that again

Bad: NO

Quackity: NO

Fox Boy: NOO

Skeppy: o guess im tupib like this nhoww

Bad: I dont want to translate this -_-

Skeppy: wmop wmpo

Karl: i think we can kinda maybe translate for ourselves now

Skeppy: i dohvt tsat

Skeppy: um impssube ti rfnwrstand

Bad: I know you are

Bad: But Im not gonna translate for everyone else

Skeppy: wbyr noy

Bad: Because

Bad: I have better things to do

Skeppy: you luywrally diny

Fox Boy: how the fuck can you understand him bad?

Bad: Language

Quackity: you literally swore the other day

Bad: Slander!!

Bad: And to answer your question Fundy, practise

Skeppy: uesh ube brrn tevying luke thai fpt liyetal yeshs

Red: bad its actually concerning that you understand this

Bad: I should make a discord bot that translates Skeppy so I dont have to

Skeppy: yiu jsur foyn wtan yo fael eighth em

Bad: Yep

Skeppy: mu boyfriuend us trung ro ignire me T-T

Bad: Its amazing how much more understandable you can be when you want to make a point @_@

Skeppy: titsl coubtcifence

Fox Boy: bad please make a skeppy translator bot.

Fox Boy: my brain is going to explode

Quackity: same

Karl: same

Bad: First I need to stop the idiot muffin from breaking and entering into school

Bad: Actually wait I know what to do

Skeppy: YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME

Skeppy: BAD DID YOU TURN AUTOCORRECT ON MY PHONE IN THE 4 SECONDS IT TOOK ME TO GET WATER???

Bad: Ok now I can focus on not having my boyfriend be a criminal

Skeppy: criminal activities are fun :P

Quackity: you guys have the most opposites attract relationship even

Karl: i think its more “the one who gets them into trouble and the one who gets them out of trouble”

Red: karls description seems very accurate

Skeppy: HELP BAD IS TRYING TO KEEP ME LOCKED IN HERE SO I CANT SNEAK INTO SCHOOL

Bad: I DONT WANT TO DATE A CRIMINAL

Skeppy: WOMP WOMP

Karl: this should not be a normal conversation in this chat xDDDDDD

Fox Boy: and yet it unfortunately is

Bad: SKEPPY STOP TRYING TO BREAK MY DOOR DOWN MY PARENTS WILL KILL ME

Skeppy: I NEED TO GO BE A MENACE TO SOCIETY

Fox Boy: one of you is on drugs and i can’t tell which one

Ant: probably both of them

Red: xDDD

Quackity: probably

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Red: i think im actually the winner of the “my boyfriend is a fucking idiot” award

Ant: im not an idiot

Ant: we just have homophobic teachers, it isnt my fault !

Red: i love you so much ant, but it does make you an idiot if you call a HOMOPHOBIC TEACHER YOUR ZESTY BESTIE

Karl: why would you not do that its hilarious

Ant: EXACTLY

Red: you got detention though

Ant: yeah thats kinda sad :/

Karl: if its an after school detention you can just jump out a window to escape

Quackity: you broke your arm doing that dipshit

Karl: there was barely any consequences and i got out of detention

Quackity: you were in pain and had to wear a cast for like six weeks

Karl: yeah that was fine

Ant: oh ok so ill just jump out the window in detention later :))

Red: STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS ISTFG

Ant: guys should i call the headteacher my zesty bestie aswell

Skeppy: omg yeah

Red: AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fox Boy: red sounds like he had an existential crisis

Ant: just had the funniest conversation with the head teacher

Karl: omg what happened

Ant: so the second i walked in i was like “heyyyyy my zesty bestieee” and he was like “mr frost this is exactly the type of inappropriate behaviour that has sent you to my office blah blah blah blah” so i basically told him “im so sorry, i just cant help it, im too gay to function” and then i did the gay hand

Karl: stealing a line from mean girls xDDD

Ant: oh yeah im in after school detention for a week now

Red: Nooo T-T

Karl: jump out a window

Ant: im gonna walk in, do the gay hand, sit at the back, then jump out a window after calling the teacher my zesty bestie

Bad: Red, you officially win the “I have the stupidest boyfriend” award

Fox Boy: disagree

Fox Boy: you guys all have stupid boyfriends because you’re all stupid

Fox Boy: you’re all joint winners of the award

Skeppy: oof

Fox Boy: i have braincells, unlike the rest of you, so i don’t date stupid people :D

Quackity: you just dont date anyone

Skeppy: ur sad and alone fundy :P

Bad: Im stealing skeppys phone

Karl: noooooo he was helping me roast fundy :/

Bad: Dont care

Bad: Were meant to be hanging out and instead hes just texting you guys

Quackity: maybe your just a boring boyfriend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bad: Maybe Ill punch you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Karl: OOP-

Bad: Id do it :))

Skeppy: bad ur a literal cinnamoroll

Skeppy: u wouldnt

Bad: If he called me a bad boyfriend I would

Quackity: i didnt call you a bad boyfriend just a boring one

Skeppy: BAD JUST SWORE

Bad: I DIDNT

Skeppy: HE FLIPPED QUACKITY OFF THROUGH THE SCREEN

Bad: YOU HAVE NO PROOF

Skeppy: video14.mp4

**Message was deleted by group admin**

Skeppy: shit i forgot u had admin

Ant: im about to jump out the window

Red: oh god please dont

Ant: its like 10 feet ill be fine

Red: yeah and your like 5’7” so its almost twice your height

Ant: worst ill get is a broken ankle

Ant: or two broken ankles

Ant: just jumped out of the window and im fine

Karl: bro thats not fair i broke my wrist when i tried that

Ant: HELP IM BEING CHASED BY SCHOOL SECURITY

Ant: SHIT

Ant: SHIT

Ant: SHIT

Red: just hide in the shed again

Ant; no cause remember they caught me last time so now they lock it

Red: can they see who u are?

Red: if u like run to the gate and jump over the fence, if they dont know who u are they cant get u in trouble

Ant: i have no idea if they know who i am or not and if they do and i jump over the fence ill get suspended or something

Quackity: damn your guys school sounds strict af

Red: yeah it really is

Ant: guys do i jump the fence or not

Ant: and if i do, do i do the gay hand while i do it

Red: jump the fence but if you do the gay hand theyll know who you are instantly

Karl: noooo do the gay hand

Fox Boy: do the gay hand, it would be so funny xD

Red: dont youll end up with a suspension

Bad: Doing the exact thing you got detention for while trying to escape detention isnt very smart

Red: ant isnt very smart

Ant: RUDEEEEEEEE

Skeppy: no one on this gc is very smart

Skeppy: apart from bad

Bad: Awww, thank you Geppy <3

Fox Boy: being the only single one here is fucking depressing

Skeppy: then get a relationship :P

Ant: redddddd can u come drive and pick me up

Red: i dont have my liscence remember

Red: and why do you need to get picked up?

Ant: but you drive all the time

Red: yeah but only when its late and in areas where i wont get asked for my liscence

Red: why do you need to get picked up you live like 5 minutes away from school

Ant: um so my mom just messaged me and apparently the school called her and told her i ran away from detention and when i go home she needs to send me back to school

Ant: so i cant go home

Red: ill come pick you up

Red: where are you?

Ant: the weird cafe place like a block away from school

Red: im like 10 minutes away

Ant: yay!

Ant: (i did do the gay hand while i jumped over the fence btw :D)

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**Private messages between Bad and Skeppy**

Bad: Skeppy I did something really stupid

Bad: Im sorry

Skeppy: ???

Skeppy: what happened ??????

Bad: um so you know how we got invited to this party but you couldnt go but you said i should go with everyone else because ive never been to a party before so i went

Bad: im pretty sure i kinda got really drunk cause i dont really remember much and eveyone else was also super drunk and then i told quackity he was like my budget skeppy because i didnt have anyone else to talk to and then he took that the wrong way and kissed me and i kissed back but it was only because i was super drunk i promise

Bad: i would never deliberately cheat, you know that right?

Bad: im so so so sorry

Bad: please say something, just so i know how you feel

Bad: im gonna leave you alone to think now

Bad: i love you

**Private messages between Skeppy and Quackity**

Skeppy: WTF QUACKITY

Skeppy: IM GOING TO GUT U

Quackity: oh shit

Skeppy: IM TELLING KARL

Quackity: please dont

Quackity: i need to tell him so he knows it wasnt on purpose

Skeppy: KISSING BAD WASNT ON PURPOSE??

Quackity: i was super drunk

Quackity: i love karl i would never do it on purpose

Skeppy: unfortunately for you im very pissed so youre cooked

**Private messages between Skeppy and Karl**

Skeppy: our boyfriends cheated on us

Karl: WTF

Skeppy: they got drunk at that party last night and quackity kissed bad and bad kissed back

Karl: what do we do?????????

Skeppy: ignore them until we think of what to actually do?

Karl: good idea

**On The Idiots**

**Karl left The Idiots**

**Skeppy left The Idiots**

Quackity: shitshitshitshitshit

Bad: Skeppy blocked me as well T-T

Fox Boy: what happened now?

Ant: should i get the popcorn?!?!?!

Red: Ant i think aomething actually important happen

Red: Ill steal his phone

Red: what happened guys?

Bad: Basically everyone went to this party last night and got super drunk and me and Quackity accidentally kissed and now both our boyfriends hate us

Quackity: i think its safe to say theyre our EXboyfriends now

Bad: Fundy, youre good at this, please talk to our boyfriends please

Fox Boy: i swear i’m the group therapist

Quackity: thats cause your the single one

Bad: And youre smart

Ant: oh i definitely needed popcorn for this

Red: ANT PLZ @_@

Quackity: shut your boyfriend up red or i will magically teleport to you guys and punch him in the head :)

Red: noted

Red: ant shut the fuck up or i wont talk to you for the rest of the day

Ant: sorry DD:

Fox Boy: i’ll talk to both of you stupid idiot’s boyfriends

Bad: thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you

**Fox Boy made a groupchat**

**Fox Boy added Skeppy and Karl**

**Fox Boy changed the group name to Huh?**

Fox Boy: i’ve been asked by both your boyfriends to ask what the actual fuck is happening

Fox Boy: they both sound super upset right now

Fox Boy: so even if you don’t want to rejoin the group can you please both unblock them so you can talk to them and sort things out

Skeppy: nope

Skeppy: i have no idea how to talk to bad rn without swearing but i dont wanna upset him

Skeppy: and i dont know if i even want to be his boyfriend anymore

Karl: yeah basically what skeppy said

**On The Idiots**

Fox Boy: screenshot.png

Bad: aaaaaaa aa a a a aaa a aa a a a aaaa aaa a a a

Red: you good bad?

Bad: HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU THOUGHT ANT WANTED TO BREAK UP WITH YOU

Red: fair point

Ant: not that id ever do that <3

Red: <3 <3

Fox Boy: guys this probably really isn’t helpful right now

Quackity: fundy please can you ask karl if hes going to dump me

Fox Boy: sure

**On Huh?**

Fox Boy: are either you actually gonna dump bad and quackity?

Skeppy: maybe

Karl: i dont know

Skeppy: like i know it was accidental i just feel rlly hurt about it

Fox Boy: then PLEASE, just talk to bad

Skeppy: if i do im just gonna make it worse

Skeppy: im just gonna get annoyed at him

Skeppy: its better if i just dont talk to him for a bit

Karl: and im pissed at quackity bc i know he started it

Fox Boy: but are either of you actually gonna dump them?

Karl: pretty sure were both still thinking

Skeppy: yeh

Fox Boy: oh ok

**On The Idiots**

Fox Boy: screenshot.png

Fox Boy: screenshot.png

Fox Boy: screenshot.png

Ant: seriyghgiuabv

Quackity: ???

Red: sorry i had to take his phone in case he said something stupid again and he accidentally keyboard slammed when i took it

Bad: Wait so Skeppy and Karl might dump us?

Fox Boy: maybe

Fox Boy: i don’t even think they know at this point

Quackity: can you add me to the group so i can talk to karl please

**On Huh?**

**Fox Boy added Quackity**

**Karl left Huh?**

Fox Boy: i’ll add him back

Quackity: dont bother

Quackity: he doesnt want to talk to me

Fox Boy: you sure?

Quackity: yeah

Quackity: ill just leave

**Quackity left Huh?**

**Fox Boy added Karl**

Fox Boy: he left now

Karl: good.

**On The Idiots**

Fox Boy: i swear to fucking god i am so done with drama

Quackity: uh huh

Bad: Yeah

Red: me too

Ant: i love drama :DD

Red: NOT THE TIME ANT

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**On The Idiots**

Bad: They hate us

Bad: They actually flipping hate us

Fox Boy: ???

Bad: Karl and Skeppy

Bad: Theyve started dating

Quackity: WHAT THE FUCK

Quackity: they hate us

Bad: I KNOW

Fox Boy: @Red please take ant's phone in advance, before he says any stupid shit this time

Red: i have his phone

Fox Boy: i'm gonna text skeppy and karl to ask them what the heck they're doing

Bad: thank you thank you thank you thank you

*On Huh?*

Fox Boy: in the nicest way possible, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING

Fox Boy: don't ignore me, i can see you both online

Fox Boy: i know where both of you live

Skeppy: noo dont come to our houses

Karl: it doesnt even matter were at school

Karl: but dont come to our houses

Fox Boy: then tell me what the hell is going on, because apparently you two are dating now?????

Karl: umm

Skeppy: we kinda decided to fake date to make the other 2 jealous and freaked out

Fox Boy: well that's worked way too well

Fox Boy: i can hear them hyperventilating through their texts

Karl: they cheated on us

Fox Boy: accidentally

Fox Boy: they were drunk

Fox Boy: and the fact that they told you straight afterwards tells you that they regretted it

Karl: quackity didnt tell me

Fox Boy: he tried to, you'd just blocked him by that point because skeppy told you first

Skeppy: they still cheated

Skeppy: and it hurts knowing that someone you love wanted to kiss someone else even if it was while they were drunk

Skeppy: people who are drunk don't have any self control which might mean they wanted to kiss eachother before and then when they got drunk they didn't have any of the self control not to

**On The Idiots**

Fox Boy: screenshot.png

Fox Boy: screenshot.png

Bad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ant: you ok?

Bad: Not really

Bad: Skeppy thinks I dont love him basically

Quackity: ant managed to say something not drama queen vibes !!

Ant: oi!

Quackity: sorry im making jokes so i dont break down :)

**On Huh?**

Fox Boy: bad sounds like he is dying and quackity just admitted to using humour so he doesn't have a mental breakdown

Karl: and that is our problem how?

Skeppy: DAMNN

Skeppy: that was brutal

**On The Idiots**

Fox Boy: screenshot.png

Quackity: right

Quackity: thats fucking it

Bad: Quackity dont do something incredibly stupid

Quackity: at lunch im going to the principals office and telling him sapnap and karl broke the sinks and show him the messages for proof

Bad: That was ages ago, will he still care

Quackity: the sinks are still broken

Bad: Good point

Fox Boy: this isnt a good idea

Fox Boy: quackity, he's gonna hate you properly now

Quackity: i have nothing to lose

Fox Boy: what about the possibility of getting back with your boyfriend?

Quackity: he hates me

Ant: imagine your boyfriend hating you

Ant: couldnt be me :D

Red: NOT THE TIME ANT !!!!

Ant: )):

*Quackity changed the group name to NOT THE TIME ANT*

Ant: -_-

Quackity: it will remind you not to say anything stupid

Red: good idea

Red: now i dont have to keep wrestling him for his phone

Ant: you like it ;)

Quackity: NOT THE TIME ANT

Red: NOT THE TIME ANT

Fox Boy: NOT THE TIME ANT

Quackity: its lunch

Quackity: im doing it

Fox Boy: i'm not going to stop you, but i am just gonna remind you this will make karl hate you a lot more

Quackity: im gonna remind you i have nothing to lose

Fox Boy: ¯\(ツ)/¯

Fox Boy: your loss i guess

Quackity: i did it

Quackity: the principal said hed look into it

Quackity: bonus: i also got dream and george in trouble for deleting the footage

Fox Boy: that's definitely a positive

Bad: Yeah, they very much deserve getting suspended forever

Ant: i forgot about them

Ant: ew

Ant: they definitely deserve suspension

*On Huh?*

Karl: WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO FUNDY

Karl: I JUST GOT CALLED TO THE OFFICE BECAUSE OF THE SINK THING

Karl: SOMEONE REPORTED ME

Fox Boy: yeah, that was quackity

Karl: AND YOU DIDNT TRY AND STOP HIM

Fox Boy: how the fuck would i stop him???

Karl: try and convince him not to????

Fox Boy: i'm trying to resolve all the relationship drama that's happening so could you please not be a rude asshole??

Karl: sorry im kinda stressed rn

Karl: my moms gonna kill me if i get suspended

Fox Boy: at least dream, george and sapnap are also all in trouble

Skeppy: very true

Skeppy: karl i just googled and your cooked

Karl: ???

Skeppy: you might get fined or even go to juvie or some shit

Skeppy: cause its destruction of property

Karl: yeah but it was an accident

Skeppy: either way your gonna have to pay for it

Karl: how much is a school sink?

Fox Boy: i think they'd probably be about $100 each

Fox Boy: so you'd need to pay $200

Fox Boy: and probably suspension

Fox Boy: i doubt you'd get anything legal though because it was an accident

Karl: my moms gonna kill me

Fox Boy: wait actually, sapnap is also gonna have to pay so you'd probably have to pay $100 each

Skeppy: you might get stuck with the assholes if you all get in school suspension

Karl: if i end up having to see sapnap again because of this then i will murder quackity

**On NOT THE TIME ANT**

Fox Boy: @Quackity karl is threatening to murder you if he ends up in an in-school-suspension with sapnap

Quackity: im going into hiding

Ant: maybe if they end up in suspension together then theyll start dating again

Bad: Not the time Ant

Red: NOT THE TIME ANT

Ant: )):

Quackity: you could just use a braincell before you type any

Red: dont assume he has any

Red: i promise you he absolutely doesnt

Ant: BETRAYAL

Ant: I HAVE BRAINCELLS

Red: sureeeee

Ant: :/

Bad: HELP

Bad: Karl just came up to me after school and told me to tell Quackity he's so dead because Karl got an in school suspension

Quackity: fuckkkkkkk

Fox Boy: can i get your pc if you die?

Quackity: go ahead

Quackity: im off to go write my will D:

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Red: happy birthday bad!

Quackity: happy bday

Fox Boy: happy birthday bad

Bad: Thanks

Bad: Its my first birthday in 6 years when I havent been with Skeppy

Bad: And now he hates me

Ant: bad u sound depressed as fuck

Bad: OH REALLY I HAD NO IDEA

Bad: THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION THAT I DIDNT KNOW BEFORE NOW

Quackity: u good?

Bad: No

**On Huh?**

Fox Boy: @Skeppy you do realize it’s your boyfriend’s birthday today

Skeppy: *ex boyfriend

Fox Boy: ok i’m genuinely so fucking done with everyone’s shit

Fox Boy: ESPECIALLY you and karl

Fox Boy: in the nicest way possible, the way you two can’t accept MULTIPLE apologies is actually ridiculous

Fox Boy: i can’t force you to do anything but could you please message bad/quackity and try and make things better

Fox Boy: or at least unblock them

Fox Boy: actually i know what i can do

**Fox Boy created a group chat**

**Fox Boy changed the group name to Could you idiots please sort your shit out**

**Fox Boy added Skeppy**

**Fox Boy added Bad**

Bad: ???

Fox Boy: you two need to sort your shit out because i’ve spent the past two weeks being a referee for this and i’ve kinda had enough but i still need to make sure everything works out before i quit the job i literally never signed up for

Skeppy: can i leave pls

Fox Boy: no

Skeppy: i dont want to be here

Fox Boy: both of you talk to each other, i’m getting popcorn

Bad: skeppy i just want to say again that im so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry

Bad: and i know you can just ignore me if you want but i miss you and knowing i made you feel bad by accidentally cheating makes me feel miserable

Bad: i never wanted to hurt you it was all an accident

Bad: and i know i sound like im manipulating you into getting back together with me which im not trying to do i just want you to know how much i didnt mean it and how sorry i am

Skeppy: if youre trying to make me want to get back together with you then youre not doing well

Bad: i just dont want you to hate me

Skeppy: im going to ask you something pls answer it truthfully

Skeppy: do u still love me?

Bad: of course

Bad: why wouldnt i?

Bad: youre my favourite person in the whole world

Skeppy: even tho i was melodramatic about you kissing quackity?

Bad: skeppy do you still love me?

Skeppy: yes

Skeppy: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Fox Boy: P O P C O R N

Bad: lets go to dms instead?

Skeppy: yeah

**On NOT THE TIME ANT**

Fox Boy: I THINK BAD AND SKEPPY ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER

Red: YIPEEEE

Ant: YASSSSSSSS

**Private messages between Bad and Skeppy**

Bad: Everyone on the group chat seems to be very happy about us talking again

Bad: screenshot.png

Skeppy: lololol

Skeppy: is fundy right

Bad: ???

Skeppy: are we getting back together

Bad: Do you want to get back together?

Skeppy: ye…

Bad: Me too

Skeppy: bad, will you be my boyfriend (again)

Bad: YES

Skeppy: <3

Bad: <3 <3

Skeppy: can u add me back to the chat plz

Bad: Sure :DD

**On NOT THE TIME ANT**

**Bad added Skeppy**

Skeppy: what happened to the chat name?

Red: ant kept saying stupid, insensitive, and very much not needed stuff so quackity changed the group name to remind him not to be an asshole

Quackity: it doesnt work by the way

Skeppy: oh yeah quackity u should avoid karl at all costs

Quackity: i kind of already was

Skeppy: avoid him even more

Quackity: why?

Skeppy: he got an in school suspension

Quackity: i know

Skeppy: let me finish asshole

Quackity: @_@

Skeppy: dream, george and sapnap are all in suspension with him and they keep bullying him

Quackity: shit

Quackity: i didnt mean that to happen or anything

Quackity: i was just pissed at him

Quackity: i shouldnt have done that

Ant: you make a lot of life mistakes quackity

Red: NOT THE TIME ANT

Bad: NOT THE TIME ANT

Fox Boy: NOT THE TIME ANT

Skeppy: so thats where the title comes from

Bad: Yep

Ant: i get told to shut up a lot D:

Red: ant you say a lot of stupid stuff a lot

Red: the one non stupid thing youve ever said was asking me out

Ant: are you saying im dumb T-T

Red: yes

Ant: *SOB*

Red: I love you though

Ant: :DD

Quackity: red not gonna lie you have shit taste

Ant: kill yourself

Quackity: the only person in my life who i love hates me so i might ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ant: I WAS J O K I N G

Quackity: i was joking too

Bad: Good

Quackity: kinda

Skeppy: quackity karl doesnt hate you

Skeppy: if he hated you he wouldnt get so hurt by you cheating on him

Quackity: yeah but then i got him a in school suspension with people he hates

Skeppy: if he hated you he would do something like get back together with sapnap

Quackity: hes too nice to do that

Skeppy: fundy how did you do this shit for two weeks

Fox Boy: exactly.

Fox Boy: this is why i had to get you and bad back together

Quackity: dont bother doing that with me and karl

Quackity: he hates me now

Bad: Stop being depressi spaghetti Quackity

Quackity: fine

Quackity: he strongly dislikes me

Skeppy: still factually incorrect but better

**Private messages between Skeppy and Bad**

Skeppy: happy birthday btw

Bad: Awww thank you <3

Bad: You asking me out was like the best birthday present ever

Skeppy: love you

Bad: Love you too muffinhead

Skeppy: <3 <3 <3

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Quackity: @Skeppy @Fundy guys can you ask karl if he still hates me

Quackity: please

Quackity: i miss him

Quackity: why is nobody replying

Quackity: has everyone just died

Quackity: guys this is actually worrying

Quackity: theres usually multiple people online all the time

Quackity: wtf

Quackity: yknow what im just gonna go talk to a brick wall

Bad: Sorry I couldnt access my phone

Bad: SOMEONE was using me as a human pillow O_o

Skeppy: flesh pillows are comfy

Fox Boy: stuff like this is why i’m slightly scared of skeppy

Skeppy: no but like what if we carved flesh off dead bodies and turned them into cushions for people who dont have people to cuddle

Quackity: WTF SKEPPY XDDD

Bad: Not only am I dating an idiot, Im dating a psychopathic idiot

Skeppy: im not a psychopath !!

Bad: You just said we should turn the flesh of dead bodies into people!!

Skeppy: yeah but i wouldnt personally do that because i have you to use as a pillow

Bad: If you didnt have me to use as a pillow would you carve flesh off dead bodies to use as a pillow?

Skeppy: i mean id have to treat it so it wouldnt decay or anything but probably yeah

Skeppy: OW BAD JUST PUSHED ME OFF HIS BED ONTO THE FLOOR

Bad: YEAH CAUSE YOURE BEING A PSYCHO

Skeppy: IM NOT BEING A PSYCHO

Skeppy: I JUST THINK FLESH IS A VERY COMFY THING TO USE AS A PILLOW

Bad: SKEPPY THAT ISNT NORMAL

Skeppy: if i admit it isnt normal will you let me use u as a pillow again?

Bad: Yeah of course <3 <3 <3

Quackity: both of you stop being gayyyyy

Quackity: its making me miss karl :((

Skeppy: oh im sorry lemme just

Skeppy: **Becomes straight**

Bad: Yes Skeppy, youre totally straight @_@

Bad: image.png

Quackity: whats that even a photo of my laptop doesnt have enough storage to view images

Fox Boy: how the fuck does that even work quackity?

Quackity: i have less than 0 storage left so images dont load

Fox Boy: i don’t think that’s how discord works

Quackity: idk

Quackity: maybe i just broke discord

Skeppy: you break everything

Quackity: stfu

Quackity: also what was the photo i cant see cause i murdered discord

Bad: Skeppy being gay and using me as a pillow

Skeppy: i physically cant become straight :DD

Skeppy: i love bad too much

Skeppy: (the nicer i am to him, the more hell hug me)

Bad: Is that your entire motivation for being nice to me??

Skeppy: yeah pretty much

Skeppy: OW BAD SHOVED ME OFF THE BED AGAIN

Bad: You can stay there :DD

Skeppy: ok ill just go sit in the park then :(

Bad: NO GEPPY IM SORRY COME BACK

Bad: ILL CUDDLE YOU ALL YOU WANT AND WE CAN WATCH YOUTUBE TOGETHER DDD:

Skeppy: can we stay up all night playing minecraft?

Bad: Yeah

Skeppy: okiiiii ill stay

Bad: :DDDDDD

Fox Boy: does skeppy just live in your house at this point?

Bad: Yeah pretty much

Skeppy: as long as i go home like once a week my parents dont rlly give a shit where i am so i may as well just live with bad

Fox Boy: …

Quackity: fundyyyyy can i steal your phone to text karl

Fox Boy: fine sure i don't really care

Quackity: YAYYYY

Quackity: can we meet at the park so i can use your phone?

Fox Boy: sure

Fox Boy: i’ll be there in 10 minutes

Skeppy: quackitys just gonna sit there waiting

Quackity: i miss talking to karl DD:

Quackity: also i was kinda a dick to him so i wanna apologise

Skeppy: KINDA a dick??

Skeppy: you cheated on him and got him a week long suspension with his ex

Quackity: yeah

Quackity: and i need to apologise to him

Fox Boy: i’m here now

Quackity: YAYYY

**Private messages between Fox Boy and Karl**

Fox Boy: hi

Fox Boy: this is quackity on fundys phone

Fox Boy: before you completely ignore me can u pls hear me out

Fox Boy: i was an absolute dick

Fox Boy: i cheated on you and when you justifyably got pissed then i decided to put you in a suspension with your ex

Fox Boy: you have no reason to forgive me

Fox Boy: i just wanna say im sorry

Fox Boy: im so sorry

Fox Boy: the cheating was accidental when i was drunk but theres literally no excuse for telling the principal about the sinks

Fox Boy: i can see that ur online

Fox Boy: you dont have to answer just please read this

Karl: hi

Fox Boy: hi karl

Karl: im sorry but im not gonna instant forgive you

Karl: i love you

Karl: but i spent a week stuck with sapnap, george and dream

Karl: because of you

Karl: i couldve forgiven the cheating after a while since it was an accident

Karl: but not the suspension thing

Fox Boy: is this you officially dumping me?

Karl: no

Karl: its me saying “i dont fucking understand any of this shit at all because i love you but i dont want to forgive you yet”

Fox Boy: will you come to the park and talk to me in person

Karl: right now?

Fox Boy: yeah

Karl: ok

**On NOT THE TIME ANT**

Fox Boy: i have my phone back

Fox Boy: karl and quackity are about to meet up

Ant: tell us everything that happens

Ant: i have popcorn

Skeppy: me too :DD

Skeppy: actually i have oreos but still

Fox Boy: i'm hiding behind a tree

Fox Boy: karl just got here

Fox Boy: they’re both crying

Fox Boy: umm yeah they’re both talking but also both crying

Fox Boy: they look like they both wanna hug each other but they’re worried the other person doesn’t want a hug from them

Fox Boy: and now karl’s walked off

Quackity: i fucking hate everything

Bad: What happened?

Quackity: karl said that he loves me but also thatg hfe doesnsn jrwn uf he chn forgive me

Skeppy: whats gonna happen

Quackity: karl saif hed gonns waut to ser if rh stull hares me un lokr a miuytn

Red: A MONTH??

Red: that’s ridiculous

Fox Boy: apparently karl is basically very paranoid about getting his heart broken now its happened twice this year (i’m typing for quackity since his typing seems very incoherent at the moment)

Ant: quackitys the single one again now

Bad: NOT THE TIME ANT

Skeppy: NOT THE TIME ANT

Red: NOT THE TIME ANT

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Red: i fucking hate geography

Red: the teacher keeps talking about freeze thaw erosion and how it created holes in cliffs

Quackity: rip

Ant: u have mr james dont you

Red: yeah

Red: maybe if someone stuck something up his hole he’d be less grumpy

Skeppy: LMAOOOOOOO

Fox Boy: and i thought red was the more responsible one

Ant: he is

Ant: he’s just also the more dirty minded one

Quackity: im in skeppys class right now and he just got sent out for laughing so much

Quackity: the teachers gone out the room should i steal skeppys phone from her desk

Ant: omg yes

Red: leak his chats with bad :DDD

Bad: No dont @_@

Ant: ooooh is there dirty stuff on there :00

Quackity: skeppys password is so easy

Quackity: its bads birthday

Bad: What class are you in right now?

Quackity: chemistry

Bad: Im coming to your classroom

Fox Boy: what class are you in right now bad?

Bad: English

Fox Boy: you’re literally two floors away from quackity right now

Quackity: plus the teachers right outside the classroom door

Bad: Then Ill go through the window or something

Ant: youre so gonna get detention

Bad: Ive never got a detention before its fine

Fox Boy: i’m feeling chaotic

Bad: Join me in sneaking through the chemistry lab window

Fox Boy: i have a more chaotic idea

**Fox Boy added Karl to NOT THE TIME ANT**

Red: fundys on his evil arc

Karl: why am i here

Ant: red said something super funny so skeppy laughed so hard he got sent out of class and then quackity stole skeppys phone from the teachers desk and hes gonna leak skeppy and bads chats so bad is going all the way from english to chemistry to steal skeppys phone from quackity and fundy was feeling chaotic so he added you back here

Karl: …

Karl: why have you guys been doing crack since ive been gone

Bad: We havent!!

Red: the chat right now is the very definition of “im not autistic just a lil silly”

Quackity: agreed

Karl: yknow what fuck it im gonna jump fundy in whatever lesson hes in

Bad: Why though?

Karl: youre jumping quackity so i may as well jump fundy

Quackity: and then we can all just run around school like the idiots we are :DD

Karl: YEAH !!!!!

Quackity: BAD JUST FELL THROUGH THE CHEMISTRY WINDOW

Bad: HAHA I HAVE THE PHONE NOW

Quackity: update: were running around the back of school cause my chemistry teacher heard the crash and came back into the room

Fox Boy: i just saw karl staring through my history class window

Karl: :3333

Quackity: plz never curse my screen with that emoticon again

Karl: :3

Karl: :3

Karl: :3

Karl: :3

Fox Boy: shut the fuck up karl

Karl: no :3

Karl: fundyyy say u need go to the bathroom or smthn and come out and be chaotic

Fox Boy: fine

Karl: me and fundy are running through school where are you two

Quackity: were in the cafeteria toilets

Fox Boy: why there??

Bad: In the almost two years weve been here, have you ever seen anyone use them?

Fox Boy: fair point

Karl: btw we found skeppy and he wants his phone back

Bad: Yeah I have it

Fox Boy: there is a teacher chasing us

Quackity: which one

Karl: idk his name its the weird old history teacher who calls girls “sweetheart”

Quackity: just keep running hes too unathletic to catch you

Karl: im gonna climb on a roof

Quackity: how??????

Karl: if i go to the english rooms i can slide out the window and get onto the top of the science building

Quackity: the top of the science building is a. curved, b. glass and c. very slippery

Karl: ill be fine :DDD

Quackity: karl if you break your arm again i swear to god im gonna kill you

Fox Boy: me, karl and skeppy are all in the english room

Bad: Oh my god how hard is it to just come to the cafeteria and hide in the toilets with us

Fox Boy: we’re all sitting on the roof now

Karl: the creepy old history teacher tried to follow us onto the roof but his back cracked as soon as he tried to fit out the window

Karl: were gonna jump off the roof and run over to the cafeteria

Quackity: N O

Bad: NO

Ant: this is the most entertaining lesson ive had in a while

Red: I KNOW

Karl: ok so i didnt break my arm again…

Fox Boy: but skeppy probably sprained his ankle

Quackity: bad just faceplanted against the mirror lololol

Karl: were coming to the cafeteria toilet now

Bad: Ok, well unlock the door

Skeppy: I HAVE MY PHONE BACK YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Skeppy: also my ankle really fucking hurts

Bad: Whose fault is that @_@

Skeppy: quackity because he stole my phone and started this

Quackity: OIIIII

Karl: are we really going to do the thing where we stand metres apart and text each other

Bad: Yes cause then teachers cant hear us if they walk past

Ant: also this gives me and red loads of free entertainment

**Private messages between Fox Boy and Karl**

Fox Boy: soooo

Fox Boy: what’s happening with you and quackity right now?

Karl: I DONT KNOWW

Karl: ive somehow ended up talking to him throughout all this chaos and it somehow hasnt been weird but maybe its because were just being friends and not a couple???

Fox Boy: or maybe you’re being delusional about what you actually want and just pretending that all you want with him is a friendship, so you don’t have to actually think about the fact that you still love him but you don’t trust him anymore

Karl: you should become a therapist one day

Fox Boy: absolutely not

Fox Boy: it’s painful enough dealing with you guys, imagine having to do this every day as a career -_-

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Quackity: guys guys guys guys guys guys

Fox Boy: what?

Quackity: we should have a group sleepover

Skeppy: ohh yeah

Skeppy: ill bring the giant rotting water melon i found the other day

Bad: What

Bad: When

Bad: How did I not notice

Skeppy: :PPP

Bad: Your living in my house, where are you hiding a giant rotting watermelon

Skeppy: no comment

Karl: hes been hiding it in his locker

Karl: ive seen it

Skeppy: KARL WHY DID U RAT ME OUT NOW HES GONNA DESTROY THE GIANT ROTTING MELON

Quackity: nooooo you need to bring to giant rotting melon to the sleepover

Fox Boy: where are we gonna even have the sleepover?

Bad: We can have it at my house, my parents dont care

Karl: everyone has to bring gay lisesencences

Quackity: what happened to your spelling oh my god T-T

Karl: shush my spell check kinda broke so i have to type slowly to not make mistakes but i cant spell some words cause im illiterit

Fox Boy: what happened to your spell check?

Karl: i rlly dont know fUndy

Skeppy: YOU HAD A TYPING VOICE CRACK OMG XD

**Skeppy changed Fox Boy’s nickname to fUndy**

fUndy: I DON’T WANT THE VOICE CRACK NICKNAME

Quackity: its better than the furry nickname

fUndy: why am i the only person with a nickname?

Skeppy: good point actually

**Skeppy changed fUndy’s nickname to Walmart Furry**

**Skeppy changed Karl’s nickname to larK**

**Skeppy changed Quackity’s nickname to Unfunny quacker**

**Skeppy changed Bad’s nickname to Chocolate chip muffin <3**

**Skeppy changed Red’s nickname to Blue**

**Skeppy changed Ant’s nickname to ANT COLONY**

Unfunny quacker: wtf skeppy

Unfunny quacker: im very funny

larK: no your not <3

ANT COLONY: skeppy wtf

ANT COLONY: im not a colony im just one person :((

Blue: your a colony of bacteria

ANT COLONY: says you

Blue: we can both take a shower… together :DD

Walmart Furry: don’t be dirty minded red

Walmart Furry: ALSO IM NOT A FURRY I JUST WORE A FOX ONESIE OUTSIDE ONE TIME

Walmart Furry: I WORE A MAID OUTFIT WHILE MY PARENTS HAD FRIENDS OVER, THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME A LIVING YAOI CHARACTER

Chocolate chip muffin <3: …

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Your giving them more ammunition

larK: exactly

larK: we have more amunitititiom

Unfunny quacker: YOUR SPELL CHECK IS GIVING ME A SEIZURE

Unfunny quacker: IM GONNA DIE IN SPANISH AND THEN FALL OUT THE WINDOW AND DIE MORE AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT LARK

larK: MY NAME ISNT LARK

Skeppy:
lark
/lɑːk/
noun
a small ground-dwelling songbird with elongated hind claws and a song that is delivered on the wing, typically crested and with brown streaky plumage.
used in names of birds of other families that are similar to the lark, e.g. meadowlark.
informal
a person who habitually gets up early and feels energetic early in the day.

Walmart Furry: someone needs to give skeppy a nickname

**Chocolate chip muffin <3 changed Skeppy’s nickname to Troll**

Walmart Furry: thank you

Troll: wTf BAd iM n0t a tRolL u BiTcH

larK: im in sleppys clss siyyying next to hidm and i jud saw him google a writing quirl generator were abt to be so cooked

Unfunny quacker: im guessing you gave up on trying to type slowly

larK: yew

Troll: i have been replaced as the chaotic typer of the group <\3

Troll: wait nvm i have free will im turning off spell check

larK; YIOPOE

Troll: LEY CHAPJS RIEGN

larK: YEDDDD

Chocolate chip muffin <3: I feel like that one war flashback meme

Unfunny quacker: nu ine carea bsd

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Why do you guys do this?

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Is no one on this chat mentally stable?

Troll: baf ir luiterlally a caffveine adicy

larK: nad b einf a hypicriye cought un 4k

Chocolate chip muffin <3: NO SLEEPOVER WILL BE OCCURING AT MY HOUSE UNLESS EVERYONE TURNS THEIR SPELLCHECK ON !!

larK: i litrllly cany remmber?

Unfunny quacker: ha imagine having a broken spell check couldnt be you :DD

larK: CHIAS SYILL REIGMS

larK: just kess chais now :((

Troll: guysssssssss how long until the end of the day

Unfunny quacker: you literally have a phone with the time on it

Troll: my phone glitched and it thinks im in england

Walmart Furry: how the fuck does everyone manage to break their phones so often?

Troll: i think its because i dropped my phone out a window

Troll: i probably dislocated the gps thingy in it

ANT COLONY: i really dont think thats how phones work

Troll: your opinion is not accepted Colony of Ants and Bacteria

**Blue changed ANT COLONY’s nickname to Colony of Ants and Bacteria**

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: wtf red T-T

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: I WANT A DIVORCE

Blue: NOOOOOOOO

Chocolate chip muffin <3: To answer your question Skeppy, school ends in about 8 minutes

Walmart Furry: which one of you idiots just screamed “TIME TO GO DO CRACK COCAINE AND HAVE THE BEST SLEEPOVER EVERRR”?

Walmart Furry: i know it was one of you guys

larK: thst wd skeppy

larK: hif pbone got tajed aeay an d hef had afetrscholl dertention

Chocolate chip muffin <3: No Skeppyyyyy why now T-T

Unfunny quacker: cause your boyfriends a stupid fucking idiot

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Usually Id defend him but I honestly agree with you right now

Troll: atleast i didnt get suspended i only got one detention

larK: thtd cayde out englishf teder id rkky nicfe

Unfunny quacker: plz type slowly so we can understand im getting a stroke

larK: im going to try but remember im illiterterate

larK: anygays our english teacher is super nice and thats the reason skeppy wasnt suspined

Walmart Furry: who do you two have?

Troll: the one who looks kinda like avril lavigne

Unfunny quacker: ohhh miss gay

larK: its miss gray xDDDDD

larK: ur so gay coded

Unfunny quacker: says the one who just unironically typed anygays instead of anyways

Troll: welp i have detention for like 3 hours now dont have a sleepover without me

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Dont worry well have it next week instead <3

Troll: i have to put my phone away now so no one sees T-T

Unfunny quacker: bye stupid cocaine addicted idiot

larK: have fun wih miss gay

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: xDDDDD
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**Walmart Furry created a group chat**

**Walmart Furry changed the group name to Karlity Therapists**

**Walmart Furry added Troll and Chocolate chip muffin <3**

Troll: ???

Walmart Furry: so basically, karl and quackity have been continuously flirting for the past week, and they’re in this weird in between of dating and not dating, and if they don’t get properly back together soon i will scream

Troll: how is that our problem tho

Walmart Furry: i am not being a therapist on my own or i’m actually jumping off a cliff

Chocolate chip muffin <3: I cant tell if your joking-

Walmart Furry: NEITHER CAN I

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Fundys questionable mental stability aside, what are we even meant to do about those oblivious gays

Walmart Furry: that is the most hypocritical sentence i’ve heard in my life

**On NOT THE TIME ANT**

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: i got bored so i read this thing called “how to lead a heterosexual lifestyle if you are gay”

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: i also found out the full LBGT acronym is LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA

Unfunny quacker: i have so many questions right now

**larK changed the group name to LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA**

Troll: HELP IM ACTUALLY AT MY HOUSE FOR ONCE AND MY MOM JUST PICKED UP MY PHONE AND ASKED WHY I WAS GETTING NOTIFICATIONS FROM A GROUP CHAT THATS JUST GOBBLEDEGOOK (her words not mine)

larK: guys did anyone notice that my nickname actually isnt karl spelt backward

Unfunny quacker: oh im sorry lraK

larK: ew your right thats way worse

larK: N E V E R M I N D

Unfunny quacker: karlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Unfunny quacker: im boreddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Unfunny quacker: will you hang out with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

larK: oh my god your so needy quackity /jjjjjjj

Unfunny quacker: says you

Unfunny quacker: will you come and hang out with me

larK: sure <3

**On Karlity Therapists**

Chocolate chip muffin <3: I bet $5 they kiss

Troll: no way im broke im not taking that bet

Walmart Furry: i’ll take that bet but i know for certain i’m going to lose

Troll: imagine literally giving up $5 for nothing

**On LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA**

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Completely off topic, but I love being able to type without a p a r a s i t e clinging to me :)

Blue: why the fuck did you type parasite like that T-T

Troll: cause his autocorrect changes parasite to a different word begininng with p

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: ?????

Unfunny quacker: skeppy changed bads autocorrect so when he types parasite it changes it to prostitute

Troll: QUACKITY WHY WOULD YOU RAT ON ME YOU LITTLE BITCH

larK: DONT CALL MY BEST FRIEND A BITCH

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: best friend?...

Colony of Ants and Bacteria or BOYfriend?

Troll: i was abt to say “NOT THE TIME ANT” but that was actually fucking hilarious

Walmart Furry: same actually

Walmart Furry: and usually i have to bury my face in my hands whenever ant says anything

Chocolate chip muffin <3: WAIT SKEPPY YOU WERE THE REASON MY SPELL CHECK IS LIKE THIS?!?!?

Chocolate chip muffin <3: YOU MEANIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Troll: no bad im sorry

Troll: baddddddddddddddd

Troll: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Aww, dont worry, I still love you muffinhead

Troll: i love u too

Troll: no homo tho

Blue: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

Unfunny quacker: IM SOBBINGGGGGGG

larK: “NO HOMO THO”

larK: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BIGGEST HOMO HERE SKEPPY

Troll: im as straight as a ruler

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: bendy ruler bendy ruler bendy ruler

Unfunny quacker: were literally all very bendy rulers

**Walmart Furry changed the group name to The Secret Society Of The Very Bendy Rulers**

Blue: sometimes i forget how funny fundy can be sometimes

Walmart Furry: i feel like i should be offended by that but its kinda valid

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Skeppy, if your a non-bendy ruler I think we should get a divorce

Troll: NOOOOOOOOO

Troll: im the bendiest ruler that every bendy rulered

Troll: all i want to do right now is cuddle you and watch stupid youtube videos

Chocolate chip muffin <3: How To Get Skeppy To Admit He’s Gay 101

Troll: i dont even care im outside ur house

Troll: i want cuddles you absolute dickhead

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Language o_O

Blue: its been ages since ive heard bad language anyone omg

larK: @Unfunny quacker by the way im also outside your house

Unfunny quacker: YIPPEEEEE

Walmart Furry: wait guys, weren’t we meant to have a sleepover this weekend?

Walmart Furry: are you all making out with your boyfriends right now?

Walmart Furry: guys?

Walmart Furry: oh my fucking god i give up on all you gays

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larK: ITS FINALLLY THE SUMMER

Troll: WERE FREE FROM SCHOOL

Unfunny quacker: 11 WEEKS OF DOING NOTHING AND PLAYING MINECRAFT

Troll: IM GONNA BURN ALL MY BOOKS AND NOTES

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Skeppy youre probably gonna need those next year @_@

Troll: I DONT CARE

Troll: IM BURNING ALL OF IT

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Pyromaniac

Walmart Furry: by the way @Unfunny quacker @larK are you two back together yet?

larK: no?

Chocolate chip muffin <3: o_O

Unfunny quacker: what?

Troll: fundy saw u two cuddling

larK: where ????????????????????????????????????

Walmart Furry: the skate park

Unfunny quacker: nuh uh

Walmart Furry: image.png

larK: were not dating though

Chocolate chip muffin <3: What are you then?

larK: …

Unfunny quacker: friends with cuddling benefits

larK: yeah

larK: friends with cuddling benefits

**On Karlity Therapists**

Troll: fundy how tf do you deal with this much bullshit cause what the actual fuck do they mean “friends with cuddling benefits”

Walmart Furry: E X A C T L Y

Walmart Furry: that’s why i’m dragging you and bad into this

Chocolate chip muffin <3: What if we finally have the group sleepover weve been talking about for like 2 weeks

Chocolate chip muffin <3: And then we play truth or dare and make them kiss

Troll: and i finally get to bring the giant rotting water melon

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Please no

**On The Secret Society Of The Very Bendy Rulers**

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Guys let’s finally have the sleepover

larK: YES

larK: we should do this thing i saw on the internet where we all have to bring a gay liscence but it can literally be whatever you want

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Can we ban bringing rotting watermelons?

Troll: nuh uh

Unfunny quacker: i wanna finally see the giant rotting watermelon xD

larK: yeah dont be boring bad

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Fine @_@

Troll: YIPPEEEEE

Chocolate chip muffin <3: So everyone meet at my house in 2 hours?

Walmart Furry: yeah

larK: with gay liscences :DDDD

Unfunny quacker: wait lets not tell anyone what our gay liscences are until we get to bads house

Troll: ok :)))))

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: me and red wanna hear what they are when everyone sees them

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Sure

Unfunny quacker: i have the best idea

larK: what is it :0 ????

Unfunny quacker: not telling :3

larK: nOT tHaT eMOticOn

Unfunny quacker: HELP?

Unfunny quacker: ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE OR SOMETHING??

larK: yEs

Unfunny quacker: welp im going to get my gay liscence

Troll: HA I GOT TO BADS HOUSE FIRST

Walmart Furry: that’s cause you literally live there 90% of the time

Troll: nuh uh

Troll: only 0.85714285714 of the time

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Skeppy why did you feel the need to calculate that

Troll: it took like 5 seconds cause of calculator app

Troll: and i get to prove fundy wrong

Walmart Furry: why though

Troll: no one proves you wrong enough

Walmart Furry: that’s because i’m almost never wrong

larK: bad im at your front door

larK: stop making out with skeppy and let me in

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Skeppys text arguing with Fundy, how could we be making out right now

Walmart Furry: i’m also at the front door now

larK: @Unfunny quacker where are you

Unfunny quacker: my gay liscence is incredibly heavily ill be there soon

Chocolate chip muffin <3: It better not be anything stupid

Chocolate chip muffin <3: I already have a giant rotting watermelon in my room

Unfunny quacker: …

larK: quackityyyyyyyyy

larK: hurry uppppppp

Unfunny quacker: im here now :DD

Chocolate chip muffin <3: @Blue @Colony of Ants and Bacteria everyone has the worlds most stupid gay liscences

Chocolate chip muffin <3: I brought a giant pride flag, and Skeppy obviously brought the giant rotting watermelon that I swear I will either throw out the window or at someone

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Fundy brought a maid costume

Walmart Furry: DON’T JUDGE

Troll: why do u even have it xDDDDD

Walmart Furry: i bought it on a dare

Walmart Furry: and once i accidentally wore it downstairs when my dad had friends over

Unfunny quacker: xDDDDDDD

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Anyways, Karl brought a driver liscence and painted a rainbow on it and Quackity brought TWO DOZEN GIANT LEMONS

Unfunny quacker: theyre zesty

Unfunny quacker: like me

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: thats actually genius

Chocolate chip muffin <3: No its not

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Now I have 24 giant lemons and a giant rotting watermelon on my bedroom floor

Blue: you should have a lemon fight

Troll: bads room is gay enough without having lemon splatted everywhere

Unfunny quacker: its only gay cause your in it

Walmart Furry: i think all of our collective presence increases the gay vibes in this room by a significant amount

larK: fundy you should dress up in the maid outfit

Walmart Furry: no

Troll: but it would be so funny

Walmart Furry: no

Unfunny quacker: ill kiss karl if you do it

Walmart Furry: …

Walmart Furry: deal

larK: quackity wtffffffffff

Unfunny quacker: UwU

larK: you literally told me off for using :3 like 3 hours ago

larK: you CANNOT be using UwU right now

Walmart Furry: i put it on

Troll: NOW KISS YOU STUPID FUCKS

larK: omg fine

Chocolate chip muffin <3: For the two of you that arent here, they kissed

Blue: YIPPEE

Colony of Ants and Bacteria: YIPPEE

Walmart Furry: does this mean that karl and quackity are FINALLY back together?

larK: no

Unfunny quacker: awwww

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Unfunny quacker: this chats been dead

Unfunny quacker: get awakened by a picture of bad and keppy being gay.

Unfunny quacker: image.png

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Thats not being gay

larK: so you holding hands while he uses your shoulder as a pillow was in non gay way

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Yep

Troll: bad...

Troll: we literally are gay

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Oh yeah

Chocolate chip muffin <3: I havent had any coffee yet today I ran out

Chocolate chip muffin <3: My brain isnt functioning

Troll: u have a caffeine addiction

Chocolate chip muffin <3: No I dont

Troll: yes u do

Chocolate chip muffin <3: No

Troll: yes

Chocolate chip muffin <3: I dont have a caffeine addiction

Chocolate chip muffin <3: I just like coffee

Troll: u cant function without caffeine

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Yes I can

Troll: so r u functioning right now

Chocolate chip muffin <3: …

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Shush

Troll: i wanna braid ur hair its so long

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Dont you dare Skeppy

Troll: image.png

Troll: it looks pretty now

Walmart Furry: good job on reviving the group chat quackity, now we have to watch the gay idiots fight here now

Walmart Furry: not that they’re the only gay idiots on the group

Unfunny quacker: oh yeah ant and red are on here too

**On Karlity Therapists**

Walmart Furry: (murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal murder is illegal)

Troll: you good?

Troll: XDDDDDD

Walmart Furry: if i was an officially licensed therapist i would’ve quit by now

Walmart Furry: unfortunately, i am not and officially licensed therapist

Walmart Furry: and i’m stuck with you oblivious idiots as friends

Walmart Furry: and right now that refers to karl and quackity

Walmart Furry: are we sure murder is illegal actually?

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Unfortunately yes

Walmart Furry: i have had to deal with those two’s stupid relationship drama for the past 3 ½ months

Chocolate chip muffin <3: I have an idea

**Private messages between Chocolate chip muffin <3 and Unfunny quacker**

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Quackity

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Do you still love Karl?

Unfunny quacker: yes…

Unfunny quacker: why are you asking?

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Would you get back together with him if you could?

Unfunny quacker: yeah

Unfunny quacker: why are you asking this bad?

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Just curious

Unfunny quacker: o_O

**Private messages between Chocolate chip muffin <3 and larK**

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Do you still love Quackity?

larK: yeah actually

larK: i really want to get back together with him and i really miss him and i regret being part of the reason our relationship went shitty and i want to ask him out again but i feel like it would be too awkward and i dont wanna mess up the friendship but at the same time i really really really miss him and id do anything to get back together with him

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Good to know

larK: whats this for?????

Chocolate chip muffin <3: :DD

**On Karlity Therapists**

Chocolate chip muffin <3: image.png

Chocolate chip muffin <3: image.png

Troll: now what?

Chocolate chip muffin <3: Now we add them to this chat and show them that they both still love each other

Walmart Furry: and watch with popcorn as the two of them hopefully stop being oblivious gay idiots

**Chocolate chip muffin <3 added larK**

**Chocolate chip muffin <3 added Unfunny quacker**

Chocolate chip muffin <3: You both still love each other, so sort it out

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larK: umm

Unfunny quacker: I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT TO SAY RIGHT NOW

Walmart Furry: oh my lorddddd

Walmart Furry: you both love each other, you both want to date again, so just be together again

larK: ok :))

Unfunny quacker: :DDDD

Walmart Furry: finallyyyyyyy

Troll: now hopefully we wont have to hear fundy crash out anymore

Chocolate chip muffin <3: There’s going to be more chaos within the next week that requires Therapist Fundy™

Walmart Furry: please no

Walmart Furry: i resign

Troll: u arent allowed to

Walmart Furry: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Walmart Furry: wow this group chat is dead

Walmart Furry: hello?

Walmart Furry: anyone still there?

Walmart Furry: i'm just going to delete it honestly

Walmart Furry: bye guys

**Walmart Furry deleted The Secret Society Of The Very Bendy Rulers**