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XxDarkxWolf17xX created Murder Shits

XxDarkxWolf17xX added Biscuitboi, Viz, Liz, Diz, and several others.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Sup nerds

Workaholic: Fuck you Uzi.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: :)

Biscuitboi: HI UZI!

Little Silly: Hello

Michael Afton: Why am I named this -_-

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Cuz it fits you :)

Workaholic: I guess that explains why I am named this way.

Workaholic: Also, Doll, V. Why did you two add "iz" to your first name.

Viz: Because why not?

Diz: Exactly.

Workaholic: Simps.

Liz: They are and I love them.

Workaholic: Simp².

Liz: You literally sleep with a human.

Michael Afton: hey! :<

Workaholic: We are coworkers.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: I think N can say differently.

Biscuitboi: I hear you animals every night.

Little Silly: same here.

Liz: damn every night?

Viz: yep.

Diz: how do you have the energy for every night?

Biscuitboi: most of the time they just play games.

Liz: oh.

Biscuitboi: but that doesn't excuse what I hear them do on fridays and mondays.

Biscuitboi: I hear them do it TWICE on mondays.

Michael Afton: mondays are stressful!

Michael Afton: Also uzi, I will factory reset you if you don't change my name.

XxDarkxWolf17xX changed one name

J's bitch: thank you

J's bitch: HEY!

XxDarkxWolf17xX: lol

XxDarkxWolf17xX changed one name

Asset: thank you.

Asset: this is better.

Liz: I was today years old when I realized Asset is just Tessa backwards.

Workaholic: dumbass.

Skaterboy: Hey guys!

Skaterboy: What did I miss?

Liz: entertainment.

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8:02AM

Workaholic: Sup morons.

Asset: its our day off.

Biscuitboi: Ah shit.

Viz: Dammit.

Liz: Why is that so bad?

Viz: those two spend the entire day playing pranks on me and N

XxDarkxWolf17xX: And why not Cyn?

Asset: because Cyn doesn't deserve being pranked.

Little Silly: Thank you :3

Workaholic: Yea, Cyn isn't annoying

Viz: fuck you.

Workaholic: and now, we are going to make our day off everyone's problem.

Asset: But not yours Cyn.

Little Silly: yay!

Liz: oh shit.

Diz: so... what do these pranks entail?

Viz: paint, hair dye, nothing damaging, just something to ruin your day. I will not forgive what J did to N their last day off.

Workaholic: replacing oil with gasoline is funny.

Viz: I had to deal with him being drunk!

XxDarkxWolf17xX: wait, is that why he was drunk?!

Viz: Yes!

Asset: The day off is also the same day J and I got together. So that's we're pranking everyone (except Cyn because she is precious).

Skaterboy: should I be concerned.

Viz: VERY MUCH SO!

Biscuitboi: VERY MUCH SO!

Liz: damn, both typed the same thing at the same time.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: well... I'm gonna go hide, every drone for themselves!

4:08PM

Biscuitboi: So... did anyone survive?

Liz: My entire room got hit with a paint bomb!

Diz: my room is more colorful now, it is also covered with clear tape and silly string.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: There are pens EVERYWHERE.

Viz: They just dropped a bucket of paint.

Skaterboy: they somehow managed to tape some of my stuff to the damn ceiling.

Biscuitboi: They hit me with a paint bomb.

XxDarkxWolf17: FUCK

Viz: what?

XxDarkxWolf17xX: They put glitter on my ceiling fan.

Liz: and?

XxDarkxWolf17xX: I then turned it on.

Diz: oh shit

Asset: Your room needed more glitter.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: GLITTER IS EVERYWHERE NOW!

Little Silly: It's nice to not be the target of pranks.

Liz: Lucky you

Workaholic: Cyn, there's a cup of oil on the counter for you.

Little Silly: yay!

Asset: V, N, there's are cups of oil for you two.

Viz: little sus.

Biscuitboi: yea.

6:32PM

Liz: V just came to my house drunk.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: same with N.

Workaholic: X>

Asset: ;)

Diz: DAMMIT YOU TWO!

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9:14AM

Little Silly: HEHEHEHEHEHE

Asset: oh no.

Workaholic: Who gave her sugar!

Biscuitboi: ...I will not answer that question.

Skaterboy: What's wrong with her having sugar?

Viz: EVERYTHING!

Liz: woah what happens?

Workaholic: Cyn becomes a menace, more so than Tessa and I on our day off.

Diz: then we are all fucked.

Little Silly: >:3

Asset: Welp. We all better hide.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Good idea!

5:08PM

Asset: Everyone still alive?

Biscuitboi: I am.

Liz: WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE TURN INTO A SPOOKY HOLO SNAKE CRAB?!?!?!

Viz: brcauses its Cyn.

Little Silly: Teehee.

XxDarkxWolf17xX changed one name

Cynful Bean: Thanks Uzi

XxDarkxWolf17xX: You deserved this.

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9:08AM

Biscuitboi: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Woke up. Got kissed by N. Currently eating chocolates.

Cynful Bean: J and Tessa have not stopped. It has been 4 FUCKING HOURS.

Viz: damn. They got Cyn to swear.

Liz: Everyone has their limits I guess.

Diz: Lizzy got me and V drone heads.

Skaterboy: Damn, I'm alone.

Cynful Bean: join the club pal.

11:08AM

Asset: That was nice.

Cynful Bean: YOU ANIMALS FUCKED FOR 7 FUCKING HOURS!

Workaholic: Not true. We took a 3 hour break playing video games.

Workaholic: Also damn, we got you to swear?

Cynful Bean: YES.

Cynful Bean: N. WHERE IS THE SUGAR!

Asset: ...Fuck.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Note to self: never piss off Cyn.

Biscuitboi: should be in the pantry.

Asset: N! NO!

Workaholic: WHEN I COME BACK I AM RIPPING YOUR CORE OUT OF TOUR BODY N!

XxDarkxWolf17xX changed one name.

12:00PM

Adorable Horror: There :3

Adorable Horror: Name change? Cool!

Biscuitboi: Are they alive?

Adorable Horror: Yep! Just knocked out.

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XxDarkxWolf17xX: I have been wondering...

Liz: This is either good or bad.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: V, J, what did you two do when you weren't hunting?

Viz: Well when I wasn't hunting I'd torment drones.

Workaholic: That's a lie. She used to sit in her nest in the spire and daydream about what life at the manor would be if Cyn didn't do her thing.

Diz: Did Everyone die?

Workaholic: Nah, she just ate too much sugar and started to mess with everyone.

Viz: J! I thought we agreed that we wouldn't discuss talk about that!

Workaholic: We actually need to tell the truth. Like how I usually played with my pens.

Viz: Your right J, and when you mean "play" you actually mean "Draw art of yourself and Tessa along with writing fanfics"

Workaholic: ...your days are numbered.

Asset: Oh! J used to write fanfics? About what?

Viz: Hold on, going through J's old stuff.

Workaholic: I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF THOSE!

Viz: hah! No.

Viz: as for Tessa's question, one is a fanfic about Doll playing games, another is a collection of requests revolving around her, and I think she was working on one where you accepted a deal with a Solver and were basically madly in love with her.

Asset: ...the madly in love part tracks.

Liz: What?!

Asset: Yea, and? She looked hot in that maid dress.

Liz: wait, she was a maid?

Biscuitboi: yep!

Viz: yeah.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: You should've seen V.

Liz: she was one too?!

Viz: yea.

Adorable Horror: I love getting nostalgic.

Skaterboy: God damn that's a lot of info.

Workaholic: Yes it is.

Asset: about that last fanfic you were working on, J...

Workaholic: ...

Workaholic went offline.

Asset went offline.

Viz: That'll be an interesting conversation.

Diz: So... did J draw anything of you and N?

Viz: yep. And damn she's a good artist.

Liz: Wait, what did N do?

Biscuitboi: Oh, I played with the buttons, sleep

Biscuitboi: And last but not least, ignore the existential crisis that I am sentient despite not being human.

Adorable Horror: real

Viz: real

Liz: real

Diz: real

XxDarkxWolf17xX: real

Skaterboy: real

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6:30AM

XxDarkxWolf17xX: yo, anyone wanna play games?

Viz: Sure

Biscuitboi: Yea!

Workaholic: Today's been stressful, so why not.

Asset: Same here

Diz: Alright

Liz: I am going to crush you all.

Adorable Horror: What game are we gonna play?

XxDarkxWolf17xX: a game that is fucking ancient, it came out in 2006.

Diz: So its good.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: lol yea, its an RTS called Empire at War, but it'll be modded to arguably the best trilogy: the Prequels.

Viz: Grievous my beloved

Workaholic: Oh yea, V had a crush on the cyborg general

Viz: can you blame me? He's hot. And besides, you had a crush on Ventress.

Workaholic: That is different!

Biscuitboi: Yea yea, whatever helps you sleep at night :3

Adorable Horror: Damn, everyone ganging up on J.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: ANYWAY

XxDarkxWolf17xX: we will be divided into 2 teams.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: The Elliotts and Copper-9

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Copper-9 will be Republic, Elliotts will be Separatists

Asset: if Palpatine wasn't involved, the Separatists would've won.

Viz: PREPARE TO LOSE REPUBLIC DOGS!

Adorable Horror: and V is already starting. Great.

Liz: Oh you will go down ya Clankers!

Asset: Time for the game to begin.

9:32AM

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Took down V's subjugator!

Asset: No V! Why did you do exactly what Grievous did!?

Viz: His tactic was good!

Liz: Kinda having trouble taking out Tessa's fleet

Liz: the girl got a proper fleet

Asset: And its the largest fleet :3

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Who's leading the ground invasion for your side? They are amazing.

Biscuitboi: Oh! That'd be me

Diz: Huh?!

Workaholic: As much as I hate to admit it, N is a good strategist for ground combat.

Workaholic: Cyn and I are staying behind while Tessa and V are leading the charge, but it seems like I have to take over while V recovers.

Viz: Thanks J T^T

Skaterboy: AYO!

Skaterboy: Who the fuck just dropped a massive fleet on Kashyyk?! Its as big as the Separatist fleet in Revenge of the Sith!

Workaholic: Tessa.

Asset: YOUR WOOKIES ARE MINE!

Liz: don't take our furballs!

Diz: My fleet is moving in to intercept.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: I think I encountered Cyn's fleet, got three battlecarriers and a lot of other ships.

Adorable Horror: I will win the fighter battle.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: BRING IT ON!

2:10PM

XxDarkxWolf17xX: okay... status update: I got the Mandator.

Asset: FINALLY! A WORTHY OPPONENT!

Liz: uh Uzi...

Diz: Tessa's fleet just pulled a U-turn.

Workaholic: She has a Subjugator.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: BRING IT ON TESSA!

Skaterboy: They are both heading to Kashyyk!

Liz: GO UZI! TAKE BACK THE FURBALLS!

Viz: Ohoho! This is gonna get interesting!

Biscuitboi: This is gonna be the greatest battle in history!

2:45PM

XxDarkxWolf17xX: God damn...

Asset: GGs

Biscuitboi: What happened?

Asset: both our fleets got wrecked, I was forced to retreat.

Asset: Good job on going for the Subjugator, mainly going for the Ion cannons.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: I was not expecting you to drop that small fleet behind tbh, completely wrecking my mandator.

Diz: Sending the ground army.

Biscuitboi: You will not take the wookies from us!

Adorable Horror: My fleet is ready to intercept.

Asset: Nah, Uzi won the space battle fair and square. I'll return to Utapau to repair my fleet.

Workaholic: my fleet is over Utapau to defend yours Tessa.

Asset: Thanks J.

Diz: Gay.

5:02PM

XxDarkxWolf17xX: ggs

Liz: ggs

Diz: ggs

Skaterboy: ggs

Viz: VICTORY!

Asset: ggs guys, that was a brutal battle over coruscant.

Diz: I was calling in reinforcement after reinforcement lmao

Viz: same lol

Asset: Can't believe we all the same idea of merging our fleets into one super fleet, it made for an interesting final fight.

Biscuitboi: Coruscant was the most heavily defended.

Workaholic: that hypervelocity cannon was really fucking us up.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: had to make us pull out the dorito ships

Viz: lmao

Viz: dorito ships

Diz: they are basically doritos.

XxDarkxWolf17: our main problem was the fact that the ground was too space defense focused

Workaholic: Yea, you could've made an unbreakable ground fortress

Liz: yep

Diz: but anyway, you won, we lost.

Skaterboy: how many B1s did you have?

Viz: 1210 battalions

Liz: WHAT?!

Asset: Cyn was spamming them.

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11:50AM

Diz: Hey Tessa?

Asset: Yea?

Diz: I found J

Diz: I don't think she's okay.

Asset: oh fuck

Skaterboy: what's going on?

Asset: J's having a panic attack

Viz: WHAT?!

Viz: Tessa, where are you?!

Asset: I was just buying stuff, I didn't I would be away for that long!

Liz: uh... what's happening?

Viz: J is having a panic attack

Asset: She always does when I am not with her, its a deep rooted fear of hers

Asset: Doll, I am on my way to you, just... just keep her calm.

Diz: Alright... how do I do that?

Asset: You'll find something to try and calm her!

1:15PM

Biscuitboi: I just read back... is J okay?

Asset: She's fine for now... fuck how could I be so stupid?

Asset sent 1 picture

XxDarkxWolf17xX: You mentioned that J has a panic attack because of a deep rooted fear, what is the fear?

Asset: she grew up with me... she couldn't imagine a life without me, and when Cyn did her thing at the Gala, she was so scared... she didn't know if she would see me again. So now she sticks with me every day, never letting me out of her sight for too long, because she's scared that I'll disappear again...

Liz: Damn... poor J.

Asset: I'll bring J with me to the store everyday from now on.

Viz: You fucking better... I don't want her to relive that pain again...

Asset: I promise you... I won't let her.

2:00PM

Workaholic: Hey guys

Workaholic: I'm feeling better now... I didn't think you guys cared so much about me

Liz: Your our friend J

Diz: Yea

Viz: Your a sister to me, N, and Cyn, J, of course we'd care for you.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: The past hurts, I know that much, I don't want anyone to remember that pain.

Adorable Horror: Do you need comforting hugs?

Workaholic: No thanks Cyn... Tessa is already cuddling me.

Workaholic sent 1 picture

Viz: That's adorable.

Workaholic: Sorry that I've been such an asshole to you guys...

Liz: is that character development.

Workaholic: I guess so

Workaholic: Might sleep again, cya tomorrow guys

Viz: sleep well

Diz: night

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Get better.

Biscuitboi: sleep well

Adorable Horror: good night big sister

Skaterboy: night

Liz: night

Workaholic went offline

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6:32AM

Workaholic: Anyone else on?

Adorable Horror: Idk

Workaholic: Damn, where is everyone else?

Asset: did anyone try to call them?

Workaholic: aight

Viz: Don't.

Adorable Horror: V!!!

Adorable Horror :3

Workaholic: Hey V.

Viz: Hey J

Workaholic: Why shouldn't we call them?

Viz: Lizzy and Doll are currently fucking, jesus they are animals, for Doll is it very literal.

Biscuitboi: Hey guys.

Viz: Hey N, where r u?

Biscuitboi: With Uzi, she really wants a baby

Workaholic: are you two even married?

Biscuitboi: nope, but we know Uzi, that won't stop her.

Workaholic: K, I hope you live.

Biscuitboi: k thx

XxDarkxWolf17xX: N. Bed. Now.

Biscuitboi: ah fuck.

Biscuitboi went offline

XxDarkxWolf17xX went offline

Viz: RIP N.

Workaholic: he better live.

Asset: more character growth?

Workaholic: Bite me.

Asset: You know I do

Adorable Horror: -_-

Adorable Horror: I'ma head out, probably hang out with Thad.

Viz: have fun.

Adorable Horror went offline

9:56AM

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Great news! It worked!

Asset: damn really?

Workaholic: I guess that after 3 FUCKING HOURS, you'd eventually get pregnant.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: lol yea, N is napping

XxDarkxWolf17xX sent 1 picture

Viz: status update on Lizzy and Doll; the girls are napping

Viz sent 1 picture

Asset: actually fucking adorable.

Viz: yep, I smiled.

Workaholic: That's a first.

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5:32AM

Liz: anyone else dealing with silly string everywhere?

XxDarkxWolf17xX: papers and glitter are everyehere for me.

Viz: dealing with silly string too.

Diz: same here.

Biscuitboi: my drawings are everywhere :(

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Who.

Asset: I woke up to a kiss and cupcakes

Adorable Horror: I woke up to a cup of oil

Skaterboy: MAN

Skaterboy. The rest of us got pranked, you two got spoiled.

Diz: I think I know who.

Workaholic: x>

XxDarkxWolf17xX: J YOU FUCKING MENACE

Workaholic: Bite me :3

XxDarkxWolf17xX: THAT'S MY LINE YOU FUCKER

Asset: awe J! I didn't know you did that

Liz: J woke up and chose chaos.

Workaholic: SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

Asset: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Viz: we got 40k nerds.

Workaholic: Shut you Necron loving ass up.

Viz: they are literally old men who want to get people off their lawn. And besides, at least I don't like the fucking Tyranids!

Adorable Horror: Teehee. They are just hungry boys.

Workaholic: exactly, however: Khorne

Asset: KHORNE!

XxDarkxWolf17xX: There is no shelter for those who challenge the Imperium of Man

Viz: Weren't you the bitch who was like "KILL ALL HUMANS!"

Biscuitboi: she colored her own space marine legion and named them the Solver Marines

XxDarkxWolf17xX: when you control space marines, they fight for you. THEIR GOD!

Viz: ah, replacing genocide with a god complex

Diz: I prefer Sisters of Battle

Liz: I like the Guardsman

Viz: wait Tsssa, J, what flavor of Khorne?

Asset: DAEMONS!

J: CHAOS MARINES!

Viz: why am I not surprised.

Viz: I am surprised by your choice Cyn, why Tyranids?

Adorable Horror: they are hungry and adorable.

Diz: and an existential threat. The Milky Way could be surrounded.

Liz: wasn't the Necron leader guy the one who first saw the main swarm?

Viz: he was PANICKED

Viz: he knows the shit the galaxy is facing is nothing compared to their true force.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Wanna do a Warhammer 40k game tomorrow?

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5:55AM

Liz: Yo guys... is it a good idea to bring Cyn into a crowd?

Viz: wtf

Viz: NO

Liz: thought so.

Asset: why do you ask?

Liz: I planned to bring Cyn to a quiet place, but I failed to account that no place is quiet.

Liz: I'm with her right now

Liz: she's just... curled into a ball, hands to her heas, and crying.

Asset: can you comfort her?

Liz: Doing that right now

Workaholic: Where are you?

Liz posted their location.

Liz: Who's closest?

Workaholic: I am.

Workaholic: omw

Liz: please hurry, I can only keep her long for so long.

6:10AM

Workaholic: thanks Liz for keepinng an eye on her

Workaholic: I don't even want to think about what Cyn would've done if you weren't there, keeping her calm.

Liz: I grabbed one of her plushies from her bag and gave it to her

Workaholic: she loves those plushies cuz they remind her of us

Viz: how's Cyn?

Workaholic: She's asleep

Workaholic sent one picture.

Asset: thanks for helping Cyn J

Workaholic: She's my sister, she might be a tad annoying sometimes, but I love her with all my heart.

Viz: awww, J's getting more character development!

Workaholic: that joke got old V.

Viz: lol, it never gets old.

Workaholic: but... I guess your right, I might've let Lizzy deal with whatever Cyn would do if I chose to not help...

Liz: and I'm glad you did, for Cyn's sake.

Diz: why does Cyn not like crowds?

Asset: it reminds her of before I find her, being trapped in one place, unable to move all tok much, voices everywhere, is why she has claustrophobia too

Liz: holy shit... I am so sorry

Asset: You didn't mean too

Liz: still, i feel a little guilty

Workaholic: when I talked to cyn about it, she said she understood that Lizzy didn't know and she doesn't blame you.

Liz: that helps a bit

Workaholic: I'll stay with Cyn for a while, make sure she's safe.

Asset: thanks J.

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5:49AM

Viz: yo Uzi

XxDarkxWolf17xX: what is it V?

Viz: how's the future kid?

XxDarkxWolf17xX: they're doing fine, I've been a little hungrier.

Biscuitboi: when she means "little hungrier" she means "needs to devour 3 whole worker drone corpses."

Liz: damn

Biscuitboi: yea, our child is gonna be a hungry kid.

Asset: ya'll got a name yet? Uzi's been pregnant for a while.

Asset: speaking of which, how did Uzi get pregnant??? I figured drones mix their code together to make their kid.

Diz: Solver Bullshit

Viz: At least Uzi got that, Doll got something else.

Diz: what that "something" is? We won't tell.

Asset: Yea, I am not THAT curious.

Workaholic: shouldn't the expert be here?

Asset: Cyn is currently running away with the cookie jar.

Asset sent 1 picture

Workaholic: Ugh. Great.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: I guess when it comes to Drones that don't have the Solver, they use the method you said Tessa, while the human way is more of an activity that's optional.

Adorable Horror: Correct.

Adorable Horror: however, Disassembly Drones do have an option that can allow them to have children in that way, but its typically more dangerous.

Adorable Horror: The same applies to Solver Drones. This is usually turned off, unless someone turned it on intentionally.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Ah. I see

Asset: what's the usual pregnancy time for drones?

Adorable Horror: Since the ease of code mixing together and the speed of the nanites to create an untrained neural network body, Uzi's pregnancy will end in 1 week.

Biscuitboi: THAT FAST?!

XxDarkxWolf17xX: holy shit...

Workaholic: luckily for you two, I got stuff for a baby.

Liz: weren't drones and humans incompatible.

Asset: we were being delusional.

Biscuitboi: thanks J TvT

Workaholic: I want my niece to be happy.

Viz: you'd be a good mom.

Diz: ...So V, lizzy, we are definitely gonna have a kid the safer way right?

Viz: Yea.

Lizzy: Yep.

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4:20AM

Biscuitboi: UZI AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED

Workaholic: Bout fucking time

XxDarkxWolf17xX: we are inviting you all

Asset: HELL YEA!

Viz: I bet Uzi is gonna wear goth shit

Skaterboy: same

XxDarkxWolf17xX: You bet, and its fucking gorgeous!

Workaholic: N. I am taking you shopling, gonna make you Dapper N 2.0

Biscuitboi: HELL YEA!

Adorable Horror: Damn, this is the most wholesome thing in this chat

XxDarkxWolf17xX: yea lol

Liz: so when is the wedding

XxDarkxWolf17xX: November 20th

Adorable Horror: it also gives N and Uzi time to actually spend time with their soon to be baby

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Yea, 2 days until Nuzi is born

Viz: Nuzi?

Biscuitboi: Uzi and I agreed to combine our names

Asset: probably the best name for parents. I have seen much worse.

Diz: I wouldn't doubt it.

Workaholic: one girl Tessa knew was named Desiteni (pronounced Destiny)

Liz: FUCKING WHAT?!

Viz: Yea. Human parents were wild.

Asset: one of my friends were named Hyun'tur (pronounced Hunter)

Asset: but aside from the shit names, Uzi, N, I am happy you two are actually planning to get married.

Biscuitboi: thanks Tessa

Workaholic: N, get your shit on, I'm taking you shopping.

Liz: Uzi, I am breaking into your house to see your dress.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Window is unlocked.

Liz: thanks

7:50AM

Liz: holy shit, Uzi's dress is actually perfect

Workaholic: got N a good outfit

Biscuitboi: why a dress?

Workaholic: Because we know who wears the pants in your relationship.

Skaterboy: lol

Liz: that is actually funny cuz Uzi got a tuxedo

Asset: damn, really saying fuck you to gender roles during weddings.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: YEA! BECAUSE FUCK YOU, A TUXEDO LOOKS GOOD ON ME!

Liz: ngl, it actually does

Viz: I'm starting a stream, wanna join in?

Skaterboy: sure

Liz: aight

Diz: ok

Biscuitboi: k

XxDarkxWolf17xX: sure

Asset: yes

Workaholic: sure

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6:30AM

XxDarkxWolf17xX: J.

XxDarkxWolfxX17: J.

Workaholic: what is it?

Asset: You need therapy?

Workaholic: ?

Workaholic: why?

Diz: you literally break down when Tessa isn't with you.

Liz: Yea girl you need help.

Workaholic: I'm fine?

Asset: you definitely are not.

Workaholic: Uh... okay, I'll get therapy.

Asset: please do

Asset: I care about you J. And I don't want you to worry everytime I go somewhere without you.

Workaholic: I'll do it for you Tessa.

Viz: that's a start, your lucky N is a therapist.

Biscuitboi: I want to help people with their problems.

Workaholic: I guess we can do the therapy session over call.

Biscuitboi: That sounds good, I don't have sny appointments today.

Workaholic: Thanks N...

One 3 hour therapy session later (Seriously, the girl got issues)

9:37

Viz: So, how did it go?

Workaholic: It went well, I think

Biscuitboi: I think we made excellent progress! We can keep going if you want

Workaholic: When can we do this again?

Biscuitboi: Let me check

Biscuitboi: Friday

Viz: At least J is actually getting help.

Adorable Horror: I hope this continues, J has problems

Workaholic: I think that's obvious Cyn.

Asset: Aside from that, I think I won't bring J to the store for a while, kind of like exposure therapy?

Biscuitboi: Yea, if J can get used to not being with you, that could help her tremendously!

Workaholic: I think I can manage, hopefully...

Diz: Sounds like a plan.

Liz: this was unexpectedly wholesome

Viz: Don't ruin it Lizzy

Workaholic: I'll just be in bed anyone needs me.

Viz: Take care J.

Biscuitboi: take care.

Adorable Horror: have a nice rest.

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9:45

XxDarkxWolf17xX: So, I'm in labor

Biscuitboi: I am driving her to the hospital

Asset: congrats.

Adorable Horror: boy or girl

Viz: Don't die.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: I am going to rip your spine out your ass!

XxDarkxWolf17xX went offline

Biscuitboi: and thats enough phone for her.

Workaholic: Mood swings.

Adorable Horror: boy or girl.

Biscuitboi: girl

Workaholic: She better be like the dad

Asset: tall?

Workaholic: a lovable idiot, hopefully not the idiot part

Biscuitboi: hey :<

1:30PM

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Hey guys, say hi to Nuzi!

XxDarkxWolf17xX sent 1 picture

Asset: that is not how you hold a pill baby!

Viz: classic Uzi.

Liz: dammit Uzi, hold the pill baby properly!

Diz: I don't know whether to laugh or yell

Biscuitboi: don't worry, I am here to catch Nuzi if Uzi drops her.

Workaholic: Good, I don't want my niece to have brain damage.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: She won't have brain damage J.

2:00PM

Skaterboy: I missed it didn't I

Liz: yep

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7:08

Asset: So. I have a question guys.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Speak

Asset: Is it possible for me to copy my brain into code?

Adorable Horror: Your asking for that just so you and J can have a kid, right?

Workaholic: awww Tessa <3

Asset: Yes

Viz: Damn, might get a pill baby body if this shit actually works

Adorable Horror: I have that covered.

Diz: May I ask why?

Adorable Horror: You really think I didn't want a niece/nephew?

Biscuitboi: she had a confetti launcher ready when Uzi announced she was pregnant

Viz: I heard it go off

Workaholic sent 1 picture

Liz: damn

Skaterboy: wow

Asset: anyway, is my question possible

XxDarkxWolf17xX: It could in theory, but actually happening? Probably not, gonna have to use adoption.

Asset: Aw man :<

4:37 PM

Asset: So anyway it worked.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Wait what the fuck

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6:30AM

Asset: Okay. I just left J

Viz: What?

Asset: She's at home with Cyn, the therapist said that J should get used to being without me.

Workaholic: And this was her solution.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: sounds pretty good to me, and how is J doing right now?

Adorable Horror: Well she was on the verge of freaking out upon hearing this plan, but she's calm, for now.

Biscuitboi: nice

Workaholic: I am trying to not panic

Liz: at least you are trying.

Asset: that's all I ask, for you to try and get used to me not being there physically.

Diz: Finally J is getting help.

Skaterboy: yep

9:30AM

Asset: Okay, so this went well so far

Adorable Horror: Yep, you did surprisingly well J.

Workaholic: I just remind myself that Tessa will be there with me, even if not physically.

XxDarkxWolf17xX: That's nice

Asset: J is getting hugs as a half of a reward, the other half will come later

Adorable Horror: Don't be loud.

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7:18

Workaholic: I have an idea

Asset: Okay

Biscuitboi: What is it?

Workaholic: Its called Murder Drones Adept

Workaholic: It'll be a spin on our own story

Viz: That sounds interesting

Workaholic: Every character will be able to join and help out with this thing, and they will have their own episodes.

Adorable Horror: so far the only one is her episode

Workaholic: I do plan to add others, I just lack the energy to

Asset: relatable.

Workaholic: Anyway, any ideas?

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Do me next

Workaholic: Okay, I'll write that down.

Liz: I feel like the show didn't do much for us side characters, maybe me and Doll could do something

Workaholic: Noted

Workaholic: I have two ideas for Uzi: she knows she has the solver and doesn't want to kill people, so she sneaks out every now and then to get oil, or she is a scavenger for the colony, but keeps the good stuff for herself

XxDarkxWolf17xX: Second one sounds more like me

Liz: It really does

Workaholic: As for Lizzy, she could play a bigger part in Doll's murders, perhapd actively participating in them as well.

Diz: That sounds oddly sweet

Workaholic: Well you two are shipped in almost every damn fanfic in existence.

Diz: Fair

Liz: Fair.

Viz: What about me and N?

Workaholic: I have a special plan for you both

Biscuitboi: Ooo! That sounds exciting

Adorable Horror: And interesting