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In Gold Rush, Arizona, Blood, gore, and gibbs on the ground. The RED are trying very hard to stop the cart. "Go! Go! Go!" Heavy yelled, as the stand around it. "Don't let the cart roll back!" BLU Soldier said. Then Scout takes a turn, double jumped across building, to building, shot entire team with his Force-A-Nature. Of course he's The Flying Scout of the Wind, because he can only fly if there's wind, so he won't do it until the next wind storm. He can make it quick, and stop the cart, so he can do his best.
Boxer came to check in on Scout. "Wow! Your fighting skills are so good!" Boxer said "Why you guys have to fight?" Scout looked into the eye and said. "It's a game, we compette the other team." Scout ran into his team mates to help stopping the cart, but, gibbed by the BLU Demoman's stickies. He respawned back into his base. "You guys can respawn too?" Boxer asked. "They setup our respawn system; each time we die, we respawn back into the base." Sniper said as he aimed at the enemy Sniper's head, and....
"BOOM!!!!"shot in the head. "Good shot there!" Boxer said. "Thanks mate!" Boxer is very interested withthe mercs fighting. Then the timer runs out. "Victory!!!!" Administrator shouted, The RED team successfully stopped the cart, wins the game. "You did well, you get ready now for your next flight!" Boxer said "Always will!" Scout said "Oh, I have programed something for these three boys....." Boxer pointed Engie, Soldier, and Demoman. "....so you will be suprised to see this." Boxer said, and Scout felt surprised to hear this. "Well I need to get going, I need to catch up before the next wind storm." Scout ran home. "Come along Doktor!" Heavy said to Medic "Ya!" he said "Let's go to the lab Sasha, we got Sandviches to make." Heavy hugs his weapon and head towards Medic's lab to make Sandviches for the next game."
Next morning, Engie wakes up early, sitting by the campfire with Pyro. Sniper resting in this tent, drinking his coffiee with his "#1 Sniper!" mug, filling up his jar with piss. "Piss of piss!" Sniper said. And there's Soldier, going for his rocket jump. "Whatever that dragon programmed me, I have to rocket jump to check." Soldier says as he be prepared for his rocket jump, then suddenly stops falling. "What the!!!" he cried. Heavy comes out. "Look! I think Soldier is flying!!!" He cried, “Interesting, how’s he ever get up there.” Medic asked as Archimedes sits on top of his shoulder.
It was unexpectedlly how Soldier flew, he's a rocket mann, ne never supposed to fly like that, but he go head and test out. "Okay! That's totally new!" Soldier said. "Maybe that dragon programmed me flight, but look at me! I'm an operation soaring eagle!"
Just the same thing happened to Soldier; when Demoman uses his stickies, to do his sticky jumps, he launched, he also stops falling. "What's this now!" Demoman don't know what's happened to him, but he saw Soldier flying, he begins to do the same thing. He begin to yell. "Freedom!!!" Demoman laughed, as he begans to use his new-found abilities to reach to Soldier.
"Well, hello Soldier! You too huh?' Demoman asked.
"Yes, this happened to me too, I jumped, then I start flying." Soldier, and Demoman were happily flying together. Then they went to see Engineer.
He is still sitting by the fire with Pyro, and now Boxer. Then they spot Soldier, and Demoman flying. "What the Sam Hill are you doing?" Engie asked, then he suddenly felt lightness. "Engie? are you okay?" Boxer asked, then Pyro starts mumbling. "Yes Pyro, something very weird going on around here."
When Engie gets up, he begin lifting up too. "Ah hell!" he shouted, and this suprises Boxer. "Yes, yes! Go Engie go!" With all the excitment, Engineer now realizes he's also flying. "Baking bacon!" “My program worked!” Said Boxer.
"Let's go Engie!" Soldier says.
"Fly with us!" Demoman says.
"Alrighty then!" Engie say as they began their first flight together. "So Engie now we're flying, now, what are we thinking?" Soldier asked. "I was thinking we are now flying together, we should call ourselves called, The Fly Boyz, because we fly together, stay together!" Engie replied, as they happily with their new-found abilities, Engie, Soldier, and Demoman will now fly together, and someday will help other people.
Inside Scout's Apartment, he is finished eating his breakfast, then he turned on the news, to by surprised..."We have to interrupt this broadcast today that, they are three men, were spotted flying...." Scout feels excited. "Yes, the rumors are true, you can now spot them flying in our neighborhood. Boxer can you explain how this works?" The News reporter said
Then Boxer says "Yes, don't you see, we have Engie, Soldier, and Demoman are seen flying in the group, they have now called themselves The Fly Boyz, were they fly together, stay together, and they are fregent flyers, which means, the are constantly flying, and we are now waiting for someone, who are ready to fly soon, because the wind is about to blow soon." Just in time, Scout turns off the tv, the wind starts blowing. "Well finally, you are ready to go! I know you are very excited about flying." Scout's Mother said. "They spotted someone flying today, and I can't wait to see them." Scout said. "Yes son, I heard about it too. Good luck my son." Spy says. Just about Scout goes out. "Wait, I forgot one more thing." Then he wants his parents to give him a hug. "Oh, my dear, I remember you flew for the first time." Spy gave Scout the Bonk Boy. "Good luck my son, go fly with everyone!" he said. "Okay then, I'll see you later!" Scout said as he went outside, the wind already push him off the ground slightly. He took a breath, and he made a running start, and launched into the air. He check his surroundings, and he is already cleared for a lift off. He smiled and said. "I'm wondering what's Boxer's up to today."
Then Scout's Mom and Spy looked out to watch Scout flying in the sky. "There he goes!" Spy said. "That's we expect! He's The Flying Scout of the Wind; If there's a windy day, he'll fly, and we always let him." Scout's Mom said. Then Spy had thought of something, and gather his equipment.
"Got everything?" Scout's Mom said.
"Yes my darling, the wind is the key when flying." Then Spy wen't outside, grabbed on the railing. "I lift into the air!" Then start lifting off the ground, Scout's Mom laughed. "I guess you’re ready to fly too; but have a good day!" Spy smiled and said. "Thanks!" Then, he let go. "I fly!!!!" Thanks to that strong wind, Spy could use it for travel to meet with his team.
"Jee Engie? Did you feel that?" Soldier said
"I think that's the wind, but don't worry, it won't affecting our flight." Engineer said. Demoman is keeping up with Engie and Soldier.
"So, what's next Engie?" Soldier asked.
"Boxer programmed us to fly, we could do some tricks." Engineer said.
"Aye!" Demoman said. Now, the leader of The Fly Boyz, Engie begin to teach them a few tricks help their flight inbalanced, and speed. Him, Soldier, and Demoman, fly in line diagonally, then horizontally, then in stright line when Engie goes first, Soldier, second, and Demoman last. "Okay, now let's make a turn, and see we can fly pass someone." Engie said.
"Yes Sir!" Soldier said, as him, Demoman, and Engie made a turn, because Scout maybe flying somewhere. Scout is still having the blast, then Spy follows him.
"So, what do you think about flying so far?" he asked.
"Perfect! I'm doing well on flying, I watch for surroundings, and it's all cleared." Scout is very good about the safety while in flight. then, they spot Engineer, Soldier, and Demoman, flying pass them.
"I think it must be them!" Scout said, "They were on tv!" Then they waved to the boys, they take another turn, and wave back.
"I think that's what Boxer told me about after the game." Scout said, and watch carefully with The Fly Boyz doing another simple trick, they began to dive, and fly back up. "Good work boys!" Engineer gave Soldier, and Demoman a high five. "Stick around boys, and let's see we can help someone." Engie says. Soldier pull out his money to give it to Merasmus.
"There you go!" Solder hands the money to Merasmus while he's reading the newspaper with Bombinomicon. "Thanks so mush Soldier!" he says. Soldier waves at them while in flight.
"That is very kind of you Soldier!" Engie said.
"You said we help someone!" Soldier said. "Jeez, Heavy! That is a lot of sandviches!" Mecic cried. It seems like Heavy is getting too smart, he made too many sandviches. "Ask The Fly Boyz, and see what to do with them." Heavy said. "Good idea." Medic said.
Heavy slip the last Sandvich to Engie's tooblox, even though it a heavy duty, Engie is quite strong. "These extra Sandviches will go to the flock of Pootis Birds say hello to them for me!" Heavy said."We will, we just wait for Scout, he had to hang on to something so he can go over his contracts for our next mission." Soldier said. Then he turned off his contractor. "Finished!" Scout said. "Got your wind ready?" Demoman said. Scout gives a thumbs up. "One more thing, I need to show everyone how I start my flight, because everyone is curious." Scout said. Then Sniper, Pyro, Heavy, and Medic, came out to watch Scout. "Watch me now!"
Just like that! The Flying Scout of the Wind already taken off. "I never known!" Demoman said. "Why, you must be The Flying Scout of the Wind!" Engineer said. "Okay, Fly Boyz, you go first!" Each, he, Soldier, and Demoman took off, then Scout, and Spy follows. They seen the flock of Pootis Birds in the field. "Remember, Pottis Birds are very territoral in this habitat, and they could be dangerous, all we need is a little bonding." Boxer gave them an advice. "Okay, Scout, give each Sandvich to each bird and they'll eat." Engineer said.
Scout, Spy, Boxer, and The Fly Boyz throws each Sandvich to the Pootis Birds, and the flock began to gobled them down.
"Thanks for feeding the Pootis Birds guys!" Scout said.
"No problem Scout, We will send you two back home." Engie said.
"Have a safe landing!" Soldier saidas they watch Scout and Spy landed back home.
"Come fly with us again anytime!" Demoman said. Scout waves at them good bye. "Okay, we have a long day, lets get some rest!" Then Scout went to bed. The Fly Boyz had a long day too, and they are ready to land too. "Okay boys! We're coming in for a landing!" Engineer, Soldier, and Demoman circled around, and finally landed. "Now we landed, now lets rest for another day." Good night boys, we'll fly again tomorrow." Engie said, as they wen't to sleep.
'Till next morning, Engie, Pyro, Boxer, and now Heavy gets up early watching the sunrise, "Engie?" to look up, Soldier, and Demoman are waiting for him for a flight. "Ready?" Soldier asked. Engie nodded; "Alrighty then!" He responds and flies off with them to continue the flight cycle.
A second round of winds started blowing around Scout's apartment. "Okay dad, we'll fly together now, and I'm sure someone needed a lift." he said. "I know you are." Spy said as the wind start blowing them off the porch, taking off like a leaf in the wind. Now, the father and son now flying together, they would see if Miss Pauling needs a lift on her way to Mann Co.
Scout says "Hey Miss Pauling! Need a lift?" Then Miss Pauling nodded, and said. "Of course you can." Scout holds her in the romantic way. "Good idea Scout, I don't have to use my moderbike for this."Miss Pauling said. "Like I said, if you needed a lift, I'll be here." Scout said.
"Well thanks for a ride Scout!" Miss Pauling said. "Well keep up the good work, I need to catch up with The Fly Boyz, they'll be waiting." Scout said. "Have fun out there!" Miss Pauling waved to Scout as he watch him fly away to meet up with The Fly Boyz. Spy catches up with Scout to see what The Fly Boyz were up to. What he saw, Engineer, Soldier and Demoman were flying through the clouds, playing Hide-in-Seek.
"Scout's back!" Soldier said.
"Scout! Spy! Good morning!" Engineer said.
"What's shading" Scout said.
"Well today's our day off, and we got nothing to do. I figured we have our flying abilities. We give ourselves a morning flight." Engie said. Then Scout says, "So are we, Spy and I are kind of bored, and I noticed another wind came, so we gave ourselves a morning flight too."
Another adventure is over, The Fly Boyz had learned to fly, Scout and Spy are having a blast. "I wonder Boxer is up to now." Then Boxer took out the bag into the trash bucket, then realise he have an umusual bag with the bunch of trach bags. "I almost forgot obout this." then he showed it to Pyro.
"See these berries? I found these all the way to Japan. Believe me Pyro, if you eat these, you will inflate lift your spirits." Boxer gave one to Pyro. "I figure you love balloons, go ahead, eat one!" Then Pyro take a bite of the strange berry, then he become inflated, like a balloon, then began to float away. "You needed this to fly, see what you got." Boxer says as Pyro flies around in his new form, zoom around Scout, Spy, and The Fly Boyz. "You know what they say, we got another of these that Boxer programed." Engie said.
Then, they shadowed through the sunrise. "I have one more thing to ask, Is anyone else needed help?
The End!