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1. There and Never Going Back Again by TitaniaFaerieQueen

   Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Thorin Oakenshield/Original Female Character(s)
   • Bilbo Baggins/Fíli
   • Kíli (Tolkien)/Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Thorin Oakenshield
   • Kíli (Tolkien)
   • Fíli (Tolkien)
   • Thorin's Company
   • Gandalf (Tolkien)
   • Thranduil (Tolkien)
   • Female Bilbo Baggins
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • Modern Character in Middle Earth
   • Language Barrier
   • Cultural Differences
   • Attempts at Derailing Canon
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Written For Fun
   • Falling In Love
   • Eventual Smut
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Dwarf Culture & Customs
   • Dwarf/Human Relationship(s)
   • Dwarf/Hobbit Relationship(s)
   • Dwarf Marriage
   • Accidental Marriage
   • Dwarfs Have a One
   • Middle Earth Eagles
   • Brief Appearance of Smaug
   • The One Ring - Freeform
   • Dwarfish Beads Have Meaning
   • Betaed
   • WIP Big Bang
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Orcs
   • Wargs
   • Goblins
   • Spiders

   Summary

   Amy somehow ends up in Middle Earth, falling into Bilba Labingi’s garden. While she fairly quickly understands where she is, there is the small problem that she has no idea when, at least not at first. Also, this is clearly not the version of Middle Earth Tolkien wrote about. For one thing, Bilba has the wrong gender. And for another… Amy can’t understand anything Bilba—or anyone else for that matter—tells her. She needs to learn a brand new language, while going on an adventure that might just possibly kill her.

   As if that wasn’t bad enough, she starts hoping that this isn’t a Bilbo/Thorin romance, because she may just possibly be falling a bit in love with a certain grumpy dwarf.

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