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The day started off as normal, Smart Beavis awoke from slumber, and he looked over to his lover, Smart Butthead. It had only been a few days since they'd been together, but Smart Beavis knew he wanted to be with him forever, no matter what. He quietly crawled off the bed and put his regular clothes on.

He decided to wake up Smart Butthead so they could observe Old Beavis and Old Butt-Head, he quietly walked up to his Lover’s side of the bed and shook him. “Smart Butthead, we must observe our middle-aged counterparts, we haven’t done that in such a long time.”

Smart Butthead opened his eyes and sat up slowly, he yawned and looked back at Smart Beavis, “Ah yes, it has been hasn’t it? Alright let’s go.”

Smart Butthead crawled out of the bed and put his regular clothes on and took Smart Beavis’ hand. They went into the observation room, they pulled up a panel to put in the coordinates to the olds. They looked to see what kind of foolish antics their middle-aged counterparts were doing. They seemed to be trying to flirt with a woman as usual, but later finding out that their car had been towed from many unpaid parking tickets.

“This is very humorous Smart Butthead.” He looks back at him.

“Yes, very droll.”

He sat down and signaled Smart Beavis to come sit down with him. He soon did and sat on Smart Butthead’s lap. Smart Butthead held Smart Beavis’ face and made him look up at him. “I love you, Smart Beavis and I will always for as long as I live.” Smart Beavis stared in awe, he always loved when his lover would say something like this, it made him feel like he was worth something.

“Yes, and I will do the same, even after death. You are worthy of my love no matter what happens.” He said. Smiling back at him.

“You always know what to say… You really flatter me Smart Beavis.” Smart Butthead then proceeded to cup his lover’s face and kissed him holding that position for a minute or two. Once done, they continued to observe their middle-aged counterparts once more.

They seemed to have walked down to the police station to get their licenses back. They mistakenly went into the marriage license office and went inside. Some lady greeted them and they explained they needed a license, then proceeded to explain how bad their day was, unknowingly saying stuff that implied they’re being victims of hate crimes around town.

The woman consulted them and told them that there’s gonna be a lot broken hearts are gonna happen when hot bachelors like them go off the market. Apparently Old Beavis and Old Butthead took this as they were gonna marry the women. So they said some vows and the women congratulated them, and continued her work.

They soon left the police station and walked home and talked about how great being married is. They were soon stopped by the women they tried flirt with earlier and basically said sorry cause she didn’t know that they were married, and offered to take them to Burger World for treating them awfully. They agreed and soon they were off again.

They made it to Burger World and sat down while they wait for the food. They talk about that they should get the neighbor on their “third-way” and Beavis suggested that he would score with her first. Butthead got mad at that and they began arguing like an old married couple.

Beavis soon left out of rage and the women came back wondering where Beavis went. Butthead then proceeded to flirt with her and she slaps him and walks off.

Later they went back to the marriage license office and asked for a divorce, unfortunately it would cost as much it would to get their car back. So they decided just to pretend they never got married and went to go get their car from the lot. Beavis discovered that the back and passenger seats was gone, so he just sat on the floor.

Butthead soon began driving them back home, Beavis uncomfortable with sitting on the floor he decided to sit on Butthead’s seat. They started arguing again as Beavis pushed Butthead over so he could sit comfortably. They notice some chicks and acted normal, smiling at them like some serial killers. The girls looked at them and said how sweet they look together.

Beavis turned to Butthead and said that the chicks waited for them, and to turn around. Butthead denied it and said it was too soon to get back on the market. They soon drove off in the sunset, unknowingly they were married forever.

Smart Beavis and Butthead stared back in amazement, they couldn’t believe that they just pretended that they weren’t married, why would they do such a thing?

They truly belong together, they've been together since the start and they’ll die together. “This is quite amazing Smart Beavis, marriage is such a beautiful thing people do.”

“Yes, Indeed Smart Butthead.”

They stared at the screen and soon got a brilliant idea.

“Smart Butthead.”

“Yes Smart Beavis?”

“What if we could set our Older counterparts up and they could be together, just like how we are. It would be beautiful!”

“Hm, that isn’t a bad idea, of course, you never think of bad ideas. But how would we do such a thing?”

“We could… Hm… What do they like the most?”

“Same thing as us, our tv.”

“Indeed so, what if we put subliminal messages into their tv, so then they’ll fall in love like how we did.”

“Nothing would bring me such joy then to do that with you, Smart Beavis.”

“Indeed, the pleasure would be mine, Smart Butthead.”

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The smarts had to figure out how they’re gonna do this whole subliminal thing, they would probably have to hack into their middle-aged counterparts’ tv server and put a message in. Smart Beavis tried to do that with a computer that was next to him, he looked into some source code that could help him. He typed in the coordinates of their middle-aged counterparts and looked into what type of tv they have.

“Ah, Smart Butthead, I believe I have figured it out. Come here.”

Smart Butthead looked over to him, he walked over and looked at what he was talking about. “Hm, yes, you have done it, Smart Beavis. What should we say?”

Smart Beavis thought for a second, such a great thing to think of, there could be many things he could say, such little time. He typed out some random words and tried to send it but was met with a failed error screen.

“Hm? What happened… I thought I had it…” Smart Beavis frowned slightly. He tried again but still nothing, he looked back up at Smart Butthead. “Apologies, but… maybe you can do it? I know you’re better at this stuff than me.”

“You don’t need to apologize for things you don’t know how to do, but I’ll gladly help you, my love.” He said, giving a small smile.

Smart Beavis scooted over a bit so Smart Butthead could attempt to fix it. He looked into the source code again and saw a small error in it. He retyped a few numbers and showed Smart Beavis his error.

“See you typed in some numbers wrong, and connected into the wrong device of our middle-aged counterparts. Try to be careful next time.” He said, pulling his hand on Smart Beavis’ shoulder.

“Ah yes, I understand it now. I appreciate you helping me with such a task.”

“I’m happy to help you. Just let me type the correct coordinates.”

Smart Butthead typed in the right coordinates into the computer and tried to send out a message but still failed to work. He was confused by this, so he looked into what hack code Smart Beavis put in.

“I believe it’s the code you put in to hack the tv. Don’t worry, it’s a simple mistake. Let me download some software for this.”

Smart Butthead proceeded to download some weird looking hacking software, this didn’t didn’t really make a whole lot of sense to Smart Beavis, so he just sat patiently and watched. Once that hacking software was downloaded, Smart Butthead began typing a bunch of random numbers into it.

Smart Beavis looked over his shoulder, he wondered how a person could do such things. “How’d you learn to do things like this? This is pretty neat.”

Smart Butthead stopped to look at Smart Beavis. “Oh, I learned about it during our time on Earth-1. I saw some humans work on something like this.”

Smart Beavis nodded as Smart Butthead started talking about computers and codes, none of this reaching Smart Beavis’ head.

“Yeah… This is very interesting indeed. Have you properly hacked the tv system?”

Smart Butthead stopped and realized that he needed to get back on the hacking. “Yes, yes, I apologize.”

“No need to apologize. Just let me know when you’re done.”

Smart Butthead continued to work on it. He connected the server to Old Beavis and Butthead’s tv. He made sure that everything was in the correct order. He called over to his lover to come over, “Smart Beavis! I believe I have done it!” Smart Beavis perked up from the couch and walked over.

“Really? Let me see! I wanna type out the first message!” Smart Beavis stared at the computer, thinking once again about what he was gonna say.

“Now hold on Smart Beavis, let me see what our middle-aged counterparts are doing.”

He pulled up the projector to see what the olds were doing. It seems like they returned home but had fallen asleep on their couch. This really dampened Smart Butthead’s mood a bit, he looked back over to his partner. “Smart Beavis, I’m afraid we can’t do it yet. It seems like they have passed out.”

Smart Beavis turned around and walked over to the screen to see what he’s talking about. He looked back up and became frustrated, “Hmmm… No! I wanna do this now!”

Smart Butthead walks slowly to his lover to calm him down, “Settle down Smart Beavis… It’s okay, we could wait in the meantime.” He pats his lover’s back a bit. Smart Beavis looks over to him.

“What could we do?”

He thought for a second, “We could go get space nachos, I know how much you love those.” Smart Beavis perked up again from this.

“Yeah! I would love to do that with you… Come forth now, Smart Butthead.” He said with excitement. Smart Beavis then took his lover’s hand and ran for their door.

They walked outside and traveled down the street, Smart Beavis swung their arms together as they walked. “I really enjoy doing things with you, Smart Butthead.” He looked over to his lover.

“Yes, indeed. I enjoy participating in such activities with you, my love.” Smart Butthead looks over to meet his eyes to Smart Beavis’. They stared into each other’s blank, white eyes as they walked.

“Remember how our middle-aged counterparts got married?” Smart Beavis asked.

“Yes, indeed I did. Why do you ask?” Smart Butthead replied.

“I would love to do something like that with you someday, Smart Butthead.” Smart Beavis looked forward after he said that, he felt flustered by his words.

“I would love to do that as well… Smart Beavis. You know I would love to do everything with you.” Smart Butthead looked straight ahead as well.

“Very well then.” Smart Beavis said quietly, he felt his face warm up even more. He tried to distract himself by finding something to talk about, “Uhm… How would our middle-aged counterparts even respond to such a situation like this? Their intelligence is very low, so would they not understand the concept of love?” He decided to talk about their other versions.

“Hmmm… I don’t really think they grasp the concept of love all that much, all they care about is “scoring” as they call it. But… I think they will adapt to this new feeling they have, like us.” Smart Butthead looked back at Smart Beavis, he saw how his eyes glistened.

“Maybe so, but it’ll be a long time until they reach that point. They’re not as intelligent as us…” Smart Beavis felt eyes gaze upon him, he looked over and saw his lover. He stared again, he noticed how Smart Butthead’s eyes look amazing. “Uh- Yes! Not quite intelligent indeed.” He spoke after staring for too long. “Well… Uhm- We’re close, Smart Butthead.”

Smart Butthead looked up and saw that he was indeed right about that. “Ah yes, I see that. Let’s go in and eat this time.”

Smart Beavis agreed and they walked inside. They ordered their nachos and sat down patiently. Smart Beavis started playing with the salt and pepper shakers. “This is a nice establishment, we should go eat inside more often, Smart Beavis.”

Smart Beavis looked up from the table. “Yes, I would love that.” He said, smiling softly at him.

Smart Butthead smiled back at him, he heard their order being called and walked off. Smart Beavis started playing with the shakers again and formed a large pile on the table. Smart Butthead came back, confused, “May I ask what you are doing?” He asked, sitting back down.

“I’m not sure, but… Let’s just eat.” Smart Beavis said, swiping the salt and pepper onto the ground. Smart Butthead sat down and gave him his food. “Thank you, I appreciate you getting this.” He said.

“The pleasure is mine, Smart Beavis.” Smart Butthead said, taking the first bite.

They start eating their space nachos, not really talking a whole lot, just enjoying the moment. They soon finished shortly after and left. They continued to walk down the street, heading back home.

“I enjoyed my time with you, Smart Butthead.” Smart Beavis said, looking back at him.

“Indeed, I did as well, but of course, I always enjoy my time with you everyday.” Smart Butthead replied. He sensed that Smart Beavis was looking at him so he looked at Smart Beavis back. He gave him a warm smile.

“Oh you flatter me, Smart Butthead.” Smart Beavis replied with a smile back. He took his hand to hold it. They made it back to the street of their home and walked along the sidewalk. They made it to their home and walked inside.

“I think I’m gonna go to bed now, Smart Butthead.” Smart Beavis said slowly walking to their room.

“Alright, I’ll meet you in a few minutes.” Smart Butthead said, before giving him a kiss on the lips. He walked over to the projector and turned it on to see what their middle-aged counterparts were doing.

They seemed to be lounging around once before, still sleeping. Smart Butthead thought he should send out a message, just to see if it works. He walked over to the computer and typed out a small message.

The tv turned on, the light waking up Old Beavis, the words “KISS HIM” flashing on the screen.

“Damn antenna…” he muttered before throwing a pillow at the tv and going back to bed.

Smart Butthead stood back in shock, he was surprised it worked but Beavis' middle-aged counterpart just ignored it. “Hmm… This might be harder than I thought…” Smart Butthead said out loud. He just turned off the projector and went to his bedroom where his lover was.

He crawled into bed, and rested against Smart Beavis, slowly going to sleep.

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The smarts woke up from their long slumber, Smart Beavis looked up at his lover. Seeing him always made Smart Beavis feel… He wasn’t sure what kind of feeling it made him; he couldn’t describe it.

“Good morning, Smart Butthead.” He said, smiling softly at him.

“Good morning, my love.” Smart Butthead replied, returning the smile back to him.

Smart Beavis smiled more, he leaned over to give him a small kiss on the lips. Smart Butthead smile widened, he kissed Smart Beavis more, kissing his neck as well.

“You flatter me, you really do. Indeed, I really love you… Smart Butthead.”

“And I do too, Smart Beavis. Until the stars fall from the sky.” Smart Butthead replied, giving him a final kiss before he crawled out of bed.

Smart Beavis did the same, they walked out into their living room. Smart Butthead sat down, he turned on the tv and motioned Smart Beavis to come sit down with him.

“What will today bring Smart Butthead?” Smart Beavis asked, hugging his lover’s arm.

“Uhmmm… I’m not sure… Oh, I think we have to finish our studies with our middle-aged counterparts.” Smart Butthead replied.

Smart Beavis eyes widen with excitement, he got off the couch and ran to the projector to turn it on. “Come on Smart Butthead! Come at once!” He yelled.

Smart Butthead got off the couch and slowly walked towards his lover. They both watched whatever their alternatives were doing. They seem to be doing what they’re always doing, sitting on their couch, drinking.

“Hm, seems like this is the perfect time.” Smart Butthead said, he looked over to Smart Beavis.

“Yes, yes indeed, let me type something out.” Smart Beavis looked over to the computer and typed out, “MAKE OUT.” And sent it in. Smart Butthead got worried that their alternative counterparts won’t even recognize it again.

Soon the screen flashed with Smart Beavis’ message only for a second. The old Beavis and Butthead didn’t even notice what happened.

“Hey Butthead, can you change the channel? This sucks.” Old Beavis asked.

“Shut up dillhole! All these damn shows suck now in days.” Old Butthead replied, smacking him. Old Beavis replied with a loud “ow” and took a sip of his beer.

Smart Beavis and Butthead observed this, “Huh, they ignored it…” Smart Beavis got angry a bit, swinging his fists around. He started ranting and yelling a bit.

“Smart Beavis can you settle down? I understand your frustration but you need to understand that those two are dumber than us.” Smart Butthead said putting a hand on his lover’s shoulder.

Smart Beavis looked back at him, “Hmmm… Okay, I suppose I understand.” Smart Beavis said, calming himself down a bit. “I apologize for my outburst, why don’t we continue observing our middle-aged counterparts.” Smart Beavis took his lover’s hand and walked back over to their projector.

“Maybe if we send more messages then maybe they’ll notice it?” Smart Butthead suggested.

Smart Beavis nodded and typed in another message, he sent it out and looked back at the projector. Once again the same outcome happened. “These humans are not so bright. Do you wish to try some other way?” Smart Butthead asked.

“Yeah… Sure… How should we do it though?” Smart Beavis asked.

“We could… Form words in clouds or carve words into things they’ll see.” Smart Butthead replied.

“Alright, why don’t we travel to our alternative’s Earth and conduct this study.” Smart Beavis said, walking towards the back door.

Smart Butthead followed him out, walking towards the parking lot of their space vehicle. Smart Beavis typed in the code and went inside, he typed in the coordinates of the Earth where their alternates were. The space vehicle turned on and starts floating off the ground, soon shooting up in the sky. Smart Beavis and Butthead sat down on the floor, holding each other.

“This is really nice, Smart Beavis. We should travel the galaxy more.” Smart Butthead said, placing his hand on his lover’s cheek.

“You know why we don’t, I believe we are going to be in Death Row soon enough. The Supreme Leaders don’t like us doing this sort of work.” Smart Beavis said, looking up at his lover.

“Oh… My apologies, I forgot about that. Hm quite cruel, cruel indeed.” Smart Butthead replied, he looked back up to the stars.

They continued to stare into space as they traveled to their destination, making casual conversations every few moments.

“Do you ever think about how much time these humans have to live? These humans live about 80 years, that’s very short. We could live maybe a thousand years more.” Smart Beavis said.

“Yes indeed, very pitiful. But I’m satisfied to be spending it all with you, my dear.” Smart Butthead replied, grabbing both of his partner’s hands.

Smart Beavis felt his face warm up, he looked at his lover’s eyes. They both stared at each other, Smart Beavis leans in for a small kiss, Smart Butthead smiles shyly afterwards.

“Yes, I appreciate that Smart Butthead, I really do treasure our time together…” Smart Beavis said, nuzzling against his lover’s chest.

“Indeed, I do as well. I love you Smart Beavis.” Smart Butthead quietly said, putting his hand on his lover’s shoulder.

They cuddled for a bit until an alert goes off that they’re almost at the location. The Smarts get up and check the window, they see that they’re in Earth’s orbit. Smart Beavis steers the ship into Earth and lands in some desert area. “Come forth Smart Butthead, let’s go find our middle-aged counterparts.” Smart Beavis announced, getting out of the ship.

They began to walk into the city and walk down a sidewalk. They look around all the buildings and structures, Smart Beavis pulls a note from his pocket to an address where their middle-aged counterparts live. “Hm, it seems like they live here.” Smart Beavis said, giving Smart Butthead the note.

“453 Dixon Street… Dixon… That is quite humorous.” Smart Butthead said, looking over to his lover.

“Yes, droll very droll indeed.” Smart Beavis replied, smiling a bit.

They continue to walk down the street, looking for the right address. After a bit they end up making it to their destination. Smart Beavis looks at his note again to see what apartment their alternatives live in. “212, come forth, we must take the stairs.” Smart Beavis said, walking towards the stairs. They walk to the door and Smart Beavis takes out a knife, he looks over to his lover for instructions.

“Hm… Maybe write their initials and a heart, I heard humans do that to express how much they care for their partner.” Smart Butthead said.

Smart Beavis nodded and started carving into the door, he looked back up to his lover for satisfaction. Smart Butthead nodded and suddenly they heard the door creak open, they hid behind some boxes. Old Beavis opened the door and looked around for anyone, he saw the carving on the door.

“Hey Butthead, there’s some crap on the door. What does it mean?” He asked, looking back inside.

“Probably those damn cats again, I told you to stop feeding them!” Old Butthead yelled back.

“Yeah whatever…” Old Beavis mumbled, he walked back inside and closed the door.

Smart Beavis and Butthead stood up from the boxes they were sitting behind. They looked at each other in confusion. “They ignored it… Again. How stupid can these pitiful humans be?” Smart Beavis asked.

“Yes, indeed how can this be? Maybe let’s slip a note under their door. It'll work, do you have paper?” Smart Butthead asked.

Smart Beavis looked in his pockets and pulled out a scrap piece of paper and handed it to him. He started writing out some stuff and slipped it under the door and motioned Smart Beavis to follow him down the stairs.

Old Beavis saw some paper on the floor, he looked over to Old Butthead, “Hey some paper just slid under the door.” He said.

“Then go get it, dumbass.” Old Butthead said, smacking him.

“Ow! Shut it Butthead! I’ll go get it or something.” Old Beavis got off the couch to grab the paper, he sat back down on the couch to read it. “Uh… K… Kiss… Uhh.. Butthead what does it say?” Old Beavis handed the paper to him.

“Uhh… it says “I’m gonna kick your ass!”.” Old Butthead replied with, before slapping Old Beavis to the floor. He got up and raised his fist up to punch Old Butthead.

“You suck Butthead! You always will! I don’t know why I even bother to hang out with you!” He said, punching Old Butthead in the stomach and walking out of the apartment angry.

He began to walk down the street. He pulled out his vape pen, he took a hit and blew it into the air, unaware that 2 alien alternatives were following him. Old Beavis crossed the street into Burger World, Smart Beavis and Butthead following behind quietly.

Old Beavis entered the Burger World and took his order and sat down. Smart Beavis and Butthead did the same and sat down a little away from Old Beavis. “What happened? Why did my counterpart just walk off angry like that?” Smart Beavis asked.

“I’m not sure, they could've read the note in the wrong way. Or… Hm…” Smart Butthead replied, looking over to his lover’s counterpart. “Or they could’ve gotten into a fight…” He said.

“Hm… Indeed, that could be true…” Smart Beavis said, putting his hand over his lover’s hand. He heard that their order was ready and walked off. Same thing happened to Old Beavis.

Smart Beavis looked at his middle-aged counterpart, he realized his great mistake, they both made eye contact with each other. “Uh… Good evening.” Smart Beavis said awkwardly.

“Hm… Are you one of those… cosplayers?” Old Beavis asked.

Smart Beavis got confused, he thought of what he was talking about. “Oh. Yeah, indeed I am.” Smart Beavis replied.

“Oh, well I like your Stat Trek thing, even though that show is for wussies.” Old Beavis said, and walked off with his order.

Smart Beavis awkwardly walked back to his table and sat back down. “Hm… Very intriguing indeed.” He said, reaching for whatever they ordered.

“What’s on your mind, my dear?” Smart Butthead asked, placing his hand on his lover’s hand.

“I just ran into my middle-aged counterpart… He thought I was one of those “cosplayers” Then he called me a wuss.” Smart Beavis said, looking over to his alternate counterpart.

“I’ll have that damn imbecile’s head on a stick.” Smart Butthead said quietly, looking over to his lover’s middle-aged counterpart.

“Woah, you don’t need to be so crass, Smart Butthead.” Smart Beavis said, placing both of his hands on his lover’s face.

“I apologize for my behavior, Smart Beavis. Why don’t we just finish eating and get home.” Smart Butthead said.

They finished eating and walked back to their ship, Smart Beavis placed in the code and walked in. He placed the destination back to their planet and the ship hovered and shot back into the sky. The Smarts sat down and held each other as the ship took them back home.

After some time the ship made it back into their Earth’s orbit and landed. They stood up and walked out of the ship and walked over to their house.

The Smarts made it back to their house and immediately walked to their bedroom, not bothering to dress appropriately for bed. They crawled into bed and snuggled with each other as they slowly went to sleep.

Meanwhile when Old Beavis returned home he saw that his best friend had passed out on their couch. He smiled a bit and grabbed a blanket off the floor and put it on him. He sat down on the couch and watched some TV before going to sleep as well.

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Smart Beavis and Smart Butthead woke up, crawled out of bed and immediately went to their projection room. “Smart Butthead there is no point in trying anymore, our middle-aged counterparts are incredibly stupid.” Smart Beavis said.

“I still have some hope… Let’s just try today and we’ll see what happens.” Smart Butthead replied, starting up the computer.

“I suppose we’ll do this one more time.” Smart Beavis said, looking up at the projector screen. Old Beavis and Butthead were lounging on their couch as usual. Smart Butthead typed out a message and sent it.

Once again, the same outcome happened, the alternatives didn’t notice it. Smart Butthead then typed out more messages, he just kept sending a whole bunch of messages out. Hoping somehow that their middle-aged counterparts would see it.

Until something actually did happen, Old Beavis looked over to Old Butthead, “Did you see that?” He asked.

“Yeah… That guy got his ass kicked.” Old Butthead replied, taking a sip of his beer.

“No, no, not that… There were words… Like that flashed on the screen.” Old Beavis said.

“Settle down Beavis, it’s in your head. You said that the other day as well. Dumbass.” Old Butthead changed the channel to something else.

“No! I’m not crazy! I saw words on the screen! Like… Something is trying to tell us something! Like the end of the world!” Old Beavis yelled. Old Butthead smacked him after he said that.

Old Beavis looked down at the ground, rethinking. He really thought something was trying to tell him and Butthead something. His foot started tapping a bit, he bit his lip as he stared back at the TV, hoping the same thing would happen. But it didn’t.

Smart Beavis and Butthead stared back in awe. “It actually worked…” Smart Beavis said quietly.

“Whimsical, quite whimsical. I knew it would work.” Smart Butthead said, looking at his lover with satisfaction.

“I’m sorry I even… Doubted you, Smart Butthead.” Smart Beavis said, leaning in to kiss him.

The kiss felt nice, rewarding, in a way.

Smart Beavis then looked at the computer and back at Smart Butthead, “Can I type out something?” He asked.

“Of course, you don’t have to ask.” Smart Butthead replied, stepping out of the way. Smart Beavis then began to type out, “KISS HIM” and sent it, he looked back to see what was gonna happen.

Old Beavis then saw the words flash on screen, he couldn’t read it in time but he knew something was going on. “Butthead! It did it again!” Old Beavis panicked, he stared at Old Butthead.

“Quiet down Beavis, there’s no words on the screen. You’re just crazy… Do I have to send you up to a mental hospital or something?” Old Butthead asked, changing the channel once again.

“I'M NOT CRAZY! I don’t need to be sent up to a nitwit school! Don’t you see?” Old Beavis replied, his leg shaking even more. He took out his vape pen and took a hit out of it and blew it into the air.

“Stop using that wussy stuff, that’s what’s making you think this way. You’re such a dumbass Beavis.” Old Butthead said, taking another sip of his beer.

Old Beavis decided to just give up, there was no way he could convince Old Butthead that something was wrong. So he just sat back and tried to look at anything but the TV, he dozed off for a bit. He had this strange dream that he was looking at himself in a different form, he couldn’t put his mind on it, but he knew that the person he was staring at looked familiar.

Old Beavis opened his eyes slowly and looked around, he saw that his best friend was sleeping once again. He looked down on the ground before getting up. He stole a cigarette from Old Butthead’s pants and walked outside. He leaned against the rail and lit the cigarette, he stared at the cars coming through every now and then. He took a small hit and blew it into the air, Old Beavis strangely liked the smell of it, it reminded him of his childhood. He flicked the ashes onto the ground and took another hit. He thinks of the words on his TV again, he tried to remember what it said, but it flashed too fast he couldn’t have possibly remembered, even in his old age now, he doesn’t have that spunk he used to have. That made him upset a bit, he wished it was the 90s again, back to simpler times, when he and Butthead didn’t have a care in the world, which they still do but, they were young. They didn’t have to do adult stuff, that’s what sucked the most about being older, they had to pay bills, they had to buy stuff for themselves. It all sucked.

He took one big hit from the cigarette and blew it into the air, he flicked the cigarette onto the ground. He stayed outside for another minute, he wasn’t a person to think, but he always kinda liked when he did. He stared at the sun disappearing under the horizon, making the sky look a cool pinkish purple color. He got off the rail and walked back inside, he sat back down on the couch, watching whatever channel Old Butthead left on, which happened to play an old rom-com.

“Ugh, where the hell is the remote?” He asked himself. He began to look on the floor and under the couch. He looked over to Old Butthead and saw it was on his side. He leaned over to get it and sat back down on his side, he switched through channels until he found something that peaked his interest. He found some thriller movie that sounded interesting to him and sat back to watch.

Smart Beavis and Butthead observed the whole thing. They looked at each other, “It works… But my alternative will just be turned down by your alternative. So basically it’ll just make my alternative paranoid and not fall in love.” Smart Beavis said.

“Hm… Indeed. So there’s no point… Unless… We make the younger alternatives fall in love first.” Smart Butthead said. Smart Beavis looked at him funny, he looked back at the screen.

“The original Beavis and Butthead are one of the stupidest versions of us. They would never fall in love, impossible really.” Smart Beavis said, looking back at his lover.

“Yes indeed, my apologies. Let’s just give up then.” Smart Butthead replied, he turned off the projector and walked to the kitchen, Smart Beavis followed behind, both of them disappointed. They sat down at the dining table and stared at each other, thinking of what else they could do today since their experiment was a failure. Smart Beavis got up to what they have in their fridge, he saw there was just a half carton of eggs left. He looked in the cabinets for anything, there was a can of sliced pineapples. He grabbed it and opened it up with a can opener and found a bowl to put it in. He walked back into the dining room and sat down, placing the bowl of pineapples in the middle of them.

“When did we get this?” Smart Butthead asked. He took a piece and ate it.

“I believe when we first traveled to Earth, we stole this from a market.” Smart Beavis replied, smiling a bit, taking a pineapple for himself.

“Indeed, I remember now, that was a good day.” Smart Butthead said.

They sat there eating pineapple and talking to each other. Smart Beavis thought back to where he encountered his middle-aged counterpart, how he didn’t even realize that it was an alternative of himself he was talking to. He thought how easy he could just convince his alternate that it was them who sent the messages. “Hey Smart Butthead, I thought of a way we could convince our middle-aged counterparts to be together.” He said.

Smart Butthead looked up at him, “How? We tried everything! Nothing works!” He said, he crossed his arms.

“We could show my alternative that it’s easy for them to get together, and that we sent in the messages because they must to be together.” Smart Beavis said. He got nervous when he said that. He didn’t want his lover to hate him for such a mindless idea.

Smart Butthead thought long about this, this could go very wrong if not done properly. “It could work, but we must take precautions. Your alternative might go insane from us telling him this.” He said.

“That’s why we erase his mind if something bad happens. Not too far back though, or we would just mess up this whole thing.” Smart Beavis replied.

“Hm… It’s worth a try, but if something bad happens we might be killed by The Supreme Leaders.” Smart Butthead said, getting up from the chair. Smart Beavis got up as well and the two walked to their spaceship.

Smart Beavis typed in the code once again and walked inside. He started up the spaceship and steered the ship himself. “You know you could just put it on autopilot, Smart Beavis.” Smart Butthead said. He was confused why he would want to drive it himself.

“Yes, I know. I want to steer us to our destination. I like driving our spaceship.” Smart Beavis said. He pushed some buttons and the spaceship hovered on the ground, then shooting into the sky. “How do I open up a portal again? It’s been a long time.” He asked.

Smart Butthead walked up and typed in a portal code. A portal opened up and Smart Butthead instructed Smart Beavis to drive into it. He did that and they traveled through different dimensions before getting to where they needed to go. Smart Beavis drove around the different planets until they made it to Earth, he steered down into the atmosphere, finding the exact desert area where they landed last time.

The ship slammed into the ground, but nothing was destroyed, it just caused Smart Beavis to fall out of his chair.

“Oh, Smart Beavis, are you okay my dear?” Smart Butthead asked, helping him up.

“Yes, I am… Uhm, let’s go outside.” Smart Beavis replied, walking out of the spaceship. Smart Butthead following behind, they retraced their steps from the day before and made it to the apartment complex where their middle-aged counterparts lived.

“How are we gonna get your alternative out of the house by himself?” Smart Butthead asked.

“Hm… We must wait until they get into an argument again.” Smart Beavis repiled.

The two hid behind some cars waiting for Old Beavis to walk out by himself. “How long should this take?” Smart Beavis asked. Looking back to his lover.

“I’m not sure, it might take some time. But I know my alternative storms out of the house almost every day from that idiot alternative of yours.” Smart Beavis repiled.

Smart Butthead kinda got offended by that, but he chose to ignore it. He got tired of standing so he sat down on the concrete, he started fidgeting with his fragment, he always liked the design of it, he remembers Smart Beavis buying it for him one day. He gets lost in his thoughts before the loud whispering of his lover’s voice trailed him back into reality.

“Smart Butthead! He’s getting out! Come forth!” Smart Beavis said, tapping on his lover’s shoulder. Smart Butthead stands up and sees that indeed his lover was right. They watch as Old Beavis walks down the sidewalk heading away from them, they begin following close behind.

Old Beavis knew exactly where he was going, he needed to go to their local gas station for beer. They ran out this morning. The Smarts continued walking behind Old Beavis until he stopped at his destination.

The Smarts hide behind some parked cars as they wait for Old Beavis to get done with whatever he was doing. Old Beavis walked inside and went to the refrigerators for whatever cheap beer he could get. He picked up a case and walked toward the register, he paid for it and walked out.

Smart Beavis and Butthead wait until they follow him again. They walked behind shortly afterward, the Smarts try to find an opportunity to pull Old Beavis aside to talk to him.

They walked for a long period of time before Smart Beavis just ran up and pushed Old Beavis into an alley way.

“Hey what the hell was that for!?” Old Beavis shouted, he turned to see who did that, his eyes widened when he saw Smart Beavis and Smart Butthead. “You're that one guy from Burger World… What the hell do you want?” He asked.

“Greetings, we are Smart Beavis and Smart Butthead, we come from an alternate universe where Beavis and Butthead are intelligent.” Smart Beavis started off.

“Indeed, we traveled here to bring urgent news.” Smart Butthead said, putting his hand up dramatically.

“So… you’re like… me?” Old Beavis asked, confused. He stepped back a bit.

“Indeed, I am you, you are me. You're the version of Beavis if he grew up in the 90s.” Smart Beavis said.

“So… What are you? An alien? AHHH! ARE YOU GONNA PROBE ME?!” Old Beavis shouted, stepping back even more.

“He is not getting it, just deliver the message Smart Butthead.” Smart Beavis whispered.

“No, not at all, we are… civil… enough not to not do that. Like I said, we must deliver a message. We are the ones that sent those messages on your television, we come in peace.”

Old Beavis’ eyes widened, he stood there in complete shock. He looked at both of them, trying to figure out what to say. “That was you? Is the world ending?!” Old Beavis started panicking again.

Smart Beavis and Smart Butthead looked at each other, they watched as Old Beavis had a complete mental breakdown. “Hey, may you stop? The world isn’t ending, that won’t happen to your universe until billions of years.” Smart Beavis said.

Old Beavis stopped himself and stood back up, now he was really confused. “Then what the hell is it?” He asked.

“You and middle-aged Butthead must be together, in a romantic relationship. It’s the only way your planet will survive.” Smart Beavis said.

Old Beavis did not like the sound of this, he got frustrated a bit. “No way! Butthead is so gross! I would never date that bungholee!” He said.

Smart Beavis and Butthead looked at each other, “Well, you have to, it’s the only way the world won’t end, our world didn’t end cause we’re together.” Smart Beavis said. He then demonstrated by kissing Smart Butthead.

The site of it actually made Old Beavis sick, he made a disgusted look on his face. He just wanted to run away from this, so he stepped back more. “Uhm… I think I’m just gonna go now…” Old Beavis said, laughing nervously.

“Come forth Smart Beavis, we must erase his mind.” Smart Butthead said, he pulled out an emulator, making sure the light faced Old Beavis. “Now look at this device.” Smart Butthead said, he then pushed the button, making Old Beavis blink a bunch of times.

“Ugh, where the hell am I?” Old Beavis asked, he looked around and saw Smart Beavis and Butthead. They just turned around and walked off. “Who the hell were those guys?” He asked himself. He then remembered that he needed to get home, he looked down to see the case of beer and picked it up.

Old Beavis walked down the street, he tried to remember where he lived again. He passed some apartments and remembered he lived there. He walked up the stairs and opened the first apartment door, luckily it was his apartment. The first thing Old Beavis saw was his lifelong friend.

“Where the hell were you? You took almost an hour!” Old Butthead said, looking up to Old Beavis.

“Uhhh… I’m not sure, I was walking to the gas station, I got the beer, but it’s all blurry from the walk back home.” He said, sitting down, placing the case on the floor. He tried to recall what happened, but he couldn’t.

“Well, just put the beer on the table, maybe it’s just your freaking out over the tv from earlier.” Old Butthead looked him in the eye for a second before staring back at the tv.

Old Beavis nodded and went into the kitchen to put away the beer, before heating up a tv dinner. “Hey Butthead! Do you want me to heat something up for you?” He asked.

“Yeah! Make sure you actually heat it up this time!” Old Butthead yelled back.

Old Beavis began heating up 2 meals for the both of them. He opened up a drawer to grab forks, he saw that there was only 1 left. So he just picked up a spoon for himself and walked into the living room and sat down. He gave the food and the fork to Butthead.

“Here you go, did anything happen while I was gone?” Old Beavis asked. He scooped a piece of meat from his tray and ate it.

“Why are you using a spoon?” Old Butthead asked, before eating some food off his tray.

“Oh, there was only 1 fork left and I wanted to give it to you.” Old Beavis replied, smiling a bit. He took another bite of what was on his tray.

“Oh… Well… Thanks I suppose…” Old Butthead said, he looked back at the tv, he got some weird feeling when Old Beavis said that. Like he actually felt thankful Old Beavis did that for him, such a simple gesture but he felt like it was the greatest thing.

Meanwhile when the Smarts got back home, they immediately started arguing. “I knew it wouldn’t work! You should’ve taken it slow! Maybe then we wouldn’t have to erase his mind!” Smart Butthead said.

“We needed to be straight forward! If we rambled on for another second then he would just tune us out! I know myself!” Smart Beavis shouted.

“Yeah well… Uh- Every version is different! Maybe he would have considered it, if we fed into his delusions more!” Smart Butthead raised his voice a bit when he said that.

“No! It wouldn’t have work either way! I was stupid for even giving these idiots another chance! They’re incapable of loving!” Smart Beavis shouted. He looked down at the ground, disappointed with himself.

“Now don’t call yourself stupid, you made a simple mistake, Smart Beavis. Don’t be ashamed of yourself.” Smart Butthead said quietly. He walked over to his lover, and placed his hand on Smart Beavis’ shoulder.

“Don’t pity me, I really am stupid.” Smart Beavis said quietly. He still looked to the ground, he didn’t want Smart Butthead to see him at his weakest.

“Stop that! I can be stupid as well. I just don’t want to see you upset like this… I’m sorry if I upsetted you.” Smart Butthead said. He titled Smart Beavis’ head to face him.

“I apologize if I upsetted you as well, it’s just… I’m not sure anymore. I feel like I've been so wrapped up in someone else’s relationship that I haven’t thought about ours.” Smart Beavis repiled.

“I understand, I feel the same way, my love” Smart Butthead said. He slowly leaned over to give his lover a kiss, Smart Beavis placed his hands on the back of his lover’s head, pulling him faster into the kiss.

They stood there for a bit, enjoying each other. Smart Butthead leaned away, he smiled softly at his lover.

“I love you, Smart Beavis, remember that.” Smart Butthead said.

“And I love you as well, Smart Butthead.” Smart Beavis replied.

They stood there for another minute or two before they decided to go to bed. Smart Beavis takes his lover’s hand and held it while they walk to their bedroom. They took off their fragments they had on them and climbed into bed. They fell asleep into each other's arms, knowing now that nothing could break their strong connection they have.

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Old Beavis spent the whole day in his bedroom, trying to figure out what those messages from a few days ago meant.

He didn’t come out to eat, use the restroom, or even have a beer. He was too worried about the world ending.

Soon enough, the sun began to set and the skies turned crimson, signaling the day was over. He looked outside, seeing how beautiful the sky looked. Old Beavis then sat back down trying to decode what the messages meant. It made him very paranoid, and of course he couldn’t talk to Butthead about it or else he’ll just think Beavis is crazy. But he felt the pain of not using the bathroom all day catching up with him. So he got up and went out of his room, he immediately met face to face with his buddy.

“Oh, I was about to check on you. You haven’t been out of your room the whole day.” Old Butthead said.

“Hmm… Yeah, can you get out of my way? I need to pee.” Old Beavis asked, pushing Old Butthead to the side. He went to use the bathroom.

Old Butthead looked into Old Beavis’ room, well it wasn’t really his room. They switch now and then who gets it, but they just mostly slept on the couch. But he went inside the bedroom, all he smelt was strawberries, probably from Old Beavis’ vape. Old Butthead then walked out and grabbed 2 beers from the fridge and sat down on the couch. Old Beavis left the bathroom shortly after, he contemplated rather he should return to his room or hang out with his friend.

“Hey! Come sit down, bunghole! I haven’t seen you ALL day!” Old Butthead yelled. Old Beavis nodded and sat down with his buddy. Old Butthead handed him a beer and he started drinking.

“Yeah, hehe, my bad, I was just… Napping.” Old Beavis said.

“Yeah, I was thinking you were dead. That would’ve been cool.” Old Butthead said, laughing as he drank his beer.

Old Beavis drank his beer as well, listening to whatever Old Butthead was saying. Old Beavis only wanted to listen to him, he definitely didn’t want to watch tv anymore. Not right now at least.

“Uhh, Beavis? You okay? Are you getting paranoid again? Maybe you should quit that wussy stuff you smoke.” Old Butthead said, he laughed again as he turned on the tv. This is what got Old Beavis paranoid, he finished whatever was left of his beer and walked to the fridge to go get another one.

“Get me another one, dillhole!” Old Butthead yelled. Old Beavis did just that and walked back on the couch and handed Old Butthead one. Old Beavis sat back as he chugged down his beer, he couldn’t help but watch whatever was on tv. His leg started shaking again, he didn’t notice it until Old Butthead pointed it out. “Your leg is shaking all crazy. Do you need air? Come on, let's go outside.” He said.

They both stood up and left to go outside, they sat down on the steps, and Old Beavis began to calm down a bit. He looked up at the sky, how beautiful it looked once again. “Hey, the sky looks pretty cool. It’s like blood.” He said.

“Uhhh… Oh yeah. I guess it does.” Old Butthead replied.

They watched as the sun disappeared into the horizon, the sky then turning blue. “Umm, Butthead this sucks now, I always see the sky blue.” Old Beavis said.

“It doesn’t suck as much since you’re- Uhhh… Yeah I guess.” Old Butthead said, he took a long sip of his beer. He didn’t know what happened, his words kinda just slipped.

“Well, I’m gonna go back inside.” Old Beavis said, getting up from the steps. Old Butthead wasn’t too far behind. They walked into their apartment again, they once again sat down on their couch to watch tv. Old Beavis internally forgot about his fear of the tv.

“Come on Butthead! Put something good on!” Old Beavis said, nudging him a bit.

“Yeah! Whatever bunghole!” Old Butthead replied angrily. He began switching through different channels, trying to find one that would please the both of them.

He finally found one that would suit both of their interests, it was some old fashioned movie from their days. They watched it many times before in their youth, he remembered that. They began watching it, practically predicting every line that was about to happen.

They both dozed off in the 2nd act, it got pretty boring after that. As they slept, Old Beavis’ head slid down to Old Butthead’s shoulder. Old Beavis felt this warm comfort feeling, he wasn’t sure of why, though. He snuggled up to that old fool for a while, thinking he was a pillow, Old Butthead then woke up and felt someone touching him, he looked over and saw the Old Beavis was snuggling up to him. He actually just sat there, he didn’t know either to let it happen or start yelling at his stupid friend.

Old Butthead chose to keep him like that, he felt the strange feeling again. He chose to ignore it, like he always did and fell back to sleep.

They woke up the next day, Old Beavis looked around, he picked his head up from Old Butthead’s shoulder. He sat up and stretched, he looked over to his best friend. He had a shocked look on his face, “What’s wrong Butthead?” Old Beavis asked, genuinely concerned.

“Uhhh… Nothing… Just go fetch me a beer, god I need a smoke.” Old Butthead replied. He took a cigarette out of his pocket and lit it, Old Beavis saw the amazement of the flame, he sat back down. He watched the flame on the cigarette as Old Butthead smoked it. Old Butthead felt uncomfortable how close his friend was, “Can you back up? What, you realized I was right about you smoking that stupid thing was for wussies? You want something a real man smokes?” He said. Old Beavis frowned slightly, he got up to go get that beer.

Old Butthead actually felt bad, like he felt guilty for saying that. He didn’t know he could feel that way at all. He waited to say sorry, but he couldn’t bring himself to admit defeat, that he actually cared about Beavis. So he just turned on the tv, he watched the morning news, he normally didn’t watch it but it was the first thing that came on the tv. At least it was something interesting this time, “Hey Beavis! Some dumbass got caught with like… A whole bunch of drugs! Get out here, they’re doing the test thing!” He shouted.

Old Beavis walked out with 4 beers and sat down. “Oooo! I love when the cops do this! Everyone always makes a dumbass of themselves!” He said excitedly. They began to watch some guy fail his sobriety test, they laughed as they drank their beers.

“Hey Butthead, remember that one time we had to take one of these?” Old Beavis asked.

“Ohhh yeah… You failed so badly, you couldn’t even make it pass the first test.” Old Butthead said, laughing slightly.

“Hm… Shut up Butthead! You couldn’t even take it, you were so drunk!” Old Beavis said, he sipped his beer. He took a hit from his vape and blew it into Old Butthead’s face.

“Ugh, it smells weird…” Old Butthead said, coughing a bit.

“Hm… Wuss.” Old Beavis said, laughing. He leaned back on the couch, taking another hit and blowing it into the air.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever.” Old Butthead said, taking a sip of his beer.

They began watching tv once again, flipping through channels. Sometimes getting up to grab a beer or using the bathroom.

“Uh- This is boring Butthead, let’s go do something.” Old Beavis spoke, looking over to his friend.

“Uhhhh… Like what?” Old Butthead asked.

“Let’s go to Burger World! I know how much you love that place.” Old Beavis said, standing up excitedly.

“Yeah sure, I think we have like 20 bucks left…” Old Butthead said, he also stood up.

The 2 of them walked out of their apartment, they walked down the steps and down the street. They walked in silence the whole time, they didn’t find anything to joke about. They made it to Burger World and tried to go inside but the door was locked.

“Uhh… Butthead, the doors are locked. Should I go break the window?” Old Beavis asked, peering into the windows.

“Uhhh… Yeah, that would be cool.” Old Butthead replied, taking a sip of his beer.

Old Beavis started kicking the glass on the door, he failed miserably at trying to break it. “Uhhh… Wait, there’s a note on the door.” Old Butthead said. He walked up and tried to read it. “Uhhhh… Cl… Closed… for… Uhhhh… Main… Maintenance…” He spoke.

“Oh! Cool! They’re gonna add like a… Playground thingy!” Old Beavis said. He got all excited and started waving his arms.

“Shut up Beavis!” Old Butthead said, smacking him.

“Ow! Whatever! What are we supposed to do now!?” Old Beavis said.

“Uhhhh… I don’t know. Let’s just like… Walk until we see something.” Old Butthead said.

They began walking again, they looked around for places to go but nothing interesting was appealing to them. They soon came across a bar, “Hey Butthead, Look! Let’s go inside.” Old Beavis said he pulled Old Butthead’s arm leading him inside.

They walked inside and sat down, they ordered 2 beers. There was no one inside since it was still early in the morning. The bartender served them their beers, “You guys are sure early to be drinking, you’re going to be hammered by 12.” The bartender said, chuckling a bit.

“Ehh… Shut up Bunghole! We know what we’re doing!” Old Butthead said, taking a drink of his beer.

“Yeah! We don’t need a buttmunch like you telling us what to do!” Old Beavis said.

The bartender scoffed then left, the two started laughing, taking more sips of their beer. They talked as the bartender gave them more beers, “Remember that one time… Uhhh… We went skiing and like… You didn’t bring the stick things, and you slid down the mountain with 2 beer bottles, then you crashed into the wall…” Old Butthead said, he laughed a bit, and waited for Old Beavis to answer him.

“Ohhhh yeah… Then I think I had to go to the hospital or something.” Old Beavis replied.

“Yeah, and I had to take care of you… It was cool.” Old Butthead said, he thought back to that day, he actually kinda liked taking care of his friend, he felt like he actually did something. He felt like he really cared for Beavis…

“Oh really? Yeah I guess it was… Cool.” Old Beavis said, he took a long sip of his beer. He looked over to his friend, “Yeah, I thank you for doing that. Cause like, I don’t think nobody else would.” He said. He gave Old Butthead a small smile.

“Oh… Uhhh… Yeah- That’s what… Friends are for, or something.” Old Butthead replied, he felt that strange feeling again, like he cared about what Beavis said to him.

They continued drinking some more beers before leaving, since it got into later afternoon, the bar had gotten somewhat busy, so Old Beavis and Butthead did what they do best, dine and dash.

They walked down the street, watching passing cars go by and making fun of how crappy it looks. They walk until they spot another bar across the street, they crossed the street, carefully not getting hit by cars. They walked inside the bar and sat down, it was pretty busy, so they didn’t get served right away until they started yelling.

They started drinking the beer they got served, Old Beavis saw some cool looking drink being made across from him, he wanted it. “Hey! Bartender! Get over here!” He called.

Some other Bartender came over and asked what he wanted. “I want whatever that guy over there got!” Old Beavis said, he pointed to the guy. The bartender looked over and back at Old Beavis, “Sir, that has a high level of alcohol in it, are you sure you want it?” He asked. Old Beavis nodded his head repeatedly, excited for this stupid little drink he’s about to get.

“What the hell did you just order?” Old Butthead asked.

“Uhhh… I’m not sure, but it looks pretty cool. Maybe chicks will dig my taste in drinks.” Old Beavis repiled.

“Beavis, no chicks would ever care about your taste in drinks.” Old Butthead said in annoyance. He didn’t want Beavis to actually bring attention to himself, Old Butthead wanted Beavis to himself.

“You’re just jealous cause I’m gonna score.” Old Beavis said. He then received his drink, it had a pink color mixed with some blue, so he took a sip of it. “Hey, this drink kicks ass! Butthead you gotta try it!” He said, sliding the drink over to his friend.

Old Butthead then took a drink of this weird substance, “Ew, this tastes funny… You can have your weird girly drink back.” He said. He pushed the drink back to Old Beavis and continued drinking his beer.

“Whatever Butthead! I guess you don’t fancy what a true gentleman drinks.” Old Beavis said. He began laughing, he leaned on the table, taking another sip of his drink.

They ordered some more beers and left, once again not paying. By this time both of them were drunk, so they were kinda just wandering around aimlessly.

“Come on Butthead, I think there’s another bar somewhere… Left. Yeah.” Old Beavis said, he looked back over to his friend. Old Butthead was on the ground. “Ugh, come on, don’t be such a wuss.” Old Beavis said, he then walked over and lifted Old Butthead up by the arm.

“Just leave me here… Someone will come and save me… Or something.” Old Butthead said, he started laughing a bit, he watched as Old Beavis was lifting him up. “Heh, thanks babe… Hm… Yeah.” Old Butthead said.

Old Beavis was quite caught off guard by this, he looked at his friend strangely, now he felt some weird feeling, it wasn’t new, he’d had it before, but not with his friend. He chose to ignore it, he knows his friend is drunk and would never actually say that to him. But Old Beavis cherished that, like he actually felt flattered.

Old Beavis and Butthead up making it to the 3rd bar of the day, it wasn’t too busy as the last 2 were. They sat down at a booth this time, they had gotten hungry a bit.

“Uhhhh… All this food sucks…” Old Butthead said. He looked over to his friend.

“Yeah it does, uhhhh… Let’s like… Order fries and stuff.” Old Beavis said. He set the menu down.

Once the waiter comes they only order fries and a couple of more beers. They wait a bit, they talk in the meantime. “Hm yeah! And like… We can go back to the apartment and watch that one movie… I think it was… Uhhh… Just any movie really.” Old Beavis said.

“Yeah whatever… Just don’t fall asleep like last time…” Old Butthead said.

Soon their fries and beers got served to them. They ate some fries and downed 2 beers each. “Hey Butthead… Let me like… Uhhh… Have your beer, you don’t need it.” Old Beavis said jokingly, he then reached for the beer, Old Butthead grabbed his hand. He didn’t let go for a moment, he kinda liked holding Old Beavis’ hand.

“Uhh… Let go of my hand Butthead…” Old Beavis said. Old Butthead realized he had been holding it for far too long, he dropped it and sat back against the booth.

He felt embarrassed he actually held it, for once he held his friend’s hand, something he always secretly wanted to do.

They sat in silence as they finished off the last of their beers, they decided they should actually pay this time so after that Old Beavis and Butthead wandered back home. As they staggered back to the apartment building, they walked up the stairs and into their apartment.

They sat down on their couch and watched tv. Old Beavis got flashbacks from what happened before, he wondered if something was actually going to happen this time. But his thoughts got lowered when he heard his friend.

“How the hell is it so cold in here? It was all hot and now it’s freezing, can you go fetch me a blanket?” Old Butthead asked. He shivered a bit, while waiting for Old Beavis to get out of his thoughts.

“Oh, yeah sure, let me go get ours from the bedroom.” Old Beavis replied. He got up and staggered into their bedroom and grabbed a big blanket off the floor and went back out into the living room. He laid the blanket onto his friend and sat back down, he covered himself with the blanket as well.

“Uhhh… Thanks… You’re a good friend… You know that Beavis?” Old Butthead asked. He looked over to his friend, he waited for a response.

“Uhhhh… Yeah I guess… You are too Butthead… Sometimes…” Old Beavis said, he looked back over to the tv.

Butthead felt that strange feeling again, since he was so drunk he didn’t feel the need to keep it down anymore.

“Hey Beavis… You know… I always liked you… Like… LIKE you… You know?” He asked.

Old Beavis’ eyes widened, he looked back over to Old Butthead. He had to take a minute or two to process what his friend was saying to him. “Uhhh… I know you’re kidding… I know you would never say something like that.”

Old Butthead frowned, he looked down at the floor, he wanted to say something that really meant something. But he couldn’t think… He knew his opportunity was running short, so he just went with what was on his mind. “No… I’m being serious… I love you Beavis… Ever since we were 15… I had… This feeling for you… I never knew what it was until now.” He said.

Old Beavis looked him directly in the eyes, he really wanted to know if he was serious or not. Looking at his facial expression, he came to realization that Old Butthead was genuine about this. “Really? You love me? Me? You… You love a person like me?” Old Beavis asked. He started getting anxious.

“Don’t you get it?! YES! I LOVE YOU BEAVIS!” Old Butthead yelled, he didn’t mean to, but he needed to get the point across to Old Beavis.

“Uhhhh… If so… Then uhm… I love you too… Butthead…” Old Beavis replied. He looked down at the floor, his eyes darted up to Old Butthead’s eyes.

Old Butthead held Old Beavis’ face, he makes him look directly at him. He wanted to know if Beavis meant it. “Yeah… I really do love you Butthead.” Old Beavis said. Old Butthead leaned toward Old Beavis’ face and kissed him.

Old Beavis wrapped his arms around Old Butthead’s neck, pulling him closer. They stopped to stare at each other for a moment, “I love you Beavis…” Old Butthead said. He ran his fingers through Old Beavis’ hair, and left his arm on Old Beavis’ shoulder.

“Yeah, heh, I love you too Butthead.” Old Beavis replied. He smiled at him, then looked down to his hand and picked it up. Old Beavis then interlocks their fingers together tightly, looking back up to Old Butthead. Old Beavis yawns a bit, “Hey, let’s go to bed… I’m tired from today…” he asked.

“Yeah alright… Come on.” Old Butthead replied. He then proceeded to lay down on the couch and Old Beavis laid down on his chest. They snuggled together before slowly falling asleep peacefully.

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Smart Beavis and Butthead woke up from slumber. Smart Beavis looked over to his lover, “Good Morning Smart Butthead…” He said.

“Yes, Good morning indeed. What do you wish to do today?” Smart Buttnead asked.

Smart Beavis thought about what they could do, there’s many activities and such. “Why don’t we… Observe our middle-aged counterparts? They’re usually up to no good.” Smart Beavis repiled.

“Are you sure? Even if they’re not together?” Smart Butthead asked.

“Indeed, as long as I have you, nothing will bother me.” Smart Beavis replied, giving him a small kiss before jumping out of bed.

Smart Butthead jumped out of bed as well, walking toward his lover. Smart Beavis held his hand as he led Smart Butthead into their projection room. He started off the machine and observed what their middle-aged counterparts were doing.

Old Beavis and Butthead were snuggling on their couch watching tv. They were chatting about this new chapter in their relationship, “Yeah and like… We don’t have to sleep in separate rooms and stuff.” Old Butthead said.

“Yeah! That would be cool!” Old Beavis said. He smiled at Old Butthead.

Smart Beavis and Butthead looked at each other, Smart Butthead saw how delighted his lover’s face looked.

“Smart Beavis… We did it… Our experiment worked! We made our middle-aged counterparts fall in love!” Smart Butthead said, he smiled widely at his lover.

“Yes indeed we did! This is the greatest day of my life!” Smart Beavis repiled. He looked over to his lover, he held Smart Butthead’s face.

“Of course, my day just got better as well. But everyday is the greatest when I’m with you.” Smart Butthead said. He leaned to kiss Smart Beavis, deeply.

“What shall we do to celebrate such an accomplishment?” Smart Butthead asked finally.

“Hmmm… Sexual intercourse, perhaps? Smart Beavis asked.

“Uh- What? May you repeat that?” Smart Butthead asked. He genuinely looked concerned about this.

“I know you heard what I said. Don’t play koi.” Smart Beavis said, he grinned at him.

“Uhm… If you so wish… but if I get to top.” Smart Butthead replied. He shivered at the thought of the last time they performed that ritual, where his partner was a bit too wild.

“Don’t worry, I’ll go easy on you.” Smart Beavis replied, he grinned more. “Very droll… Very much so.”

“Uhhh… Whimsical indeed…” Smart Butthead replied. He followed his lover back into their bedroom where they… You know, scored and stuff.

Old Beavis and Butthead were still snuggling together, they got easily acquainted to being together like this, since they realized they were always close. But this was better than being friends. Way better indeed.

Old Beavis enjoyed snuggling Old Butthead, it felt like he was in a bliss of warmth. He never wanted to let go of him. Old Beavis looked up to Old Butthead, he gave him a small kiss. Old Butthead looked down at his… Lover.

“Uhhhh… That was pretty cool.” He said. He didn’t know what to say cause he felt flustered by Old Beavis’ actions.

“Yeah! That was cool, I didn’t feel like a wuss at all!” Old Beavis said, he smiled widely at Old Butthead. He turned his attention back to the tv.

“Yeah… I guess I didn’t either…” Old Butthead replied. He brushed his fingers through his lover’s hair. He slid his hand to Old Beavis’ chin and made him look at Old Butthead. Old Beavis had this spark in him, he couldn’t describe it, but it felt wonderful to him. He had the spark in his eyes that Old Butthead loved, he leaned his head to kiss Old Beavis. He enjoyed every minute of it, he loved Old Beavis… He always did. Never would he thought that he had the guts to tell him. He pulled away from Old Beavis, “You’re like… Better than a chick… Or something..” He said.

“Woah… Really? Gee Butthead… That’s a very bold thing to say.” Old Beavis replied. He giggled a bit and hugged his lover tightly.

“Yeah… I guess it is… It’s cause… Uh- I love you.” Old Butthead said. He got flustered from what he said and his head turned away, “God, that was a wussy thing to say.” He said.

“No, not at all… Don’t be hard on yourself, I love when you say stuff like that to me.” Old Beavis said. He grasped his lover’s hand, holding it tightly.

“Oh, well uhm… Hey baby, uhhhhh… Wanna like, kiss again?” He asked.

Old Beavis giggled a bit again, he nodded. This time he bolted towards his lover to kiss him, he wanted it to really mean something. Something special to him.

He wanted to make Old Butthead feel special, wanted to make him feel like he was the only person who mattered in this stupid world.

Old Beavis pulled his lover deeper into the kiss, nothing else mattered besides them at that moment. Like everything disappeared and the only thing was the 2 of them, forever together, forever one. Always and forever.

They stared at each other as they kissed, with sparks in their eyes. They only cared about each other, like they always have. Old Beavis and Butthead loved each other deeply, in such a short period of time.

Normal people would have taken quite some time to handle their significant other, but not these two. Old Beavis knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with this man. Old Butthead knew the same.

Two minds think alike after all.

They pulled out of the kiss and just snuggled for the rest of the day. Holding in each other’s arms, always together.

‘Till the end of time.