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2024-10-08
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dudes with a chubby s/o; headcanons

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P1 DUDE

  • You won’t hear many compliments from him, but he’s definitely protective.
  • P1 is quiet, constantly sizing up the world with distrust, and you can bet he’s sizing up anyone who even looks at you sideways.
  • He doesn’t care about physical appearance; someone’s body type is the least of his concerns.
  • What matters is that you’re still here with him.
  • You catch him staring at you sometimes.
  • It’s hard to tell what he’s thinking, but there’s a strange softness in his eyes when he does.
  • If you’re ever insecure about your body, his reaction is blunt and to the point:
  • “You’re here. You’re alive. You're perfect. That’s all that matters.”
  • It’s not a sugar-coated answer, but it’s honest.
  • He doesn’t express affection with words, but in actions.
  • If someone says something about your size, they’re probably not going to make it through the day.

P2 DUDE

  • P2 is pretty laid-back about most things, including your body type.
  • He’s seen everything from people exploding to Gary Coleman running wild, so a chubby partner?
  • No big deal.
  • In fact, he kind of likes it.
  • He’s not the type to make a huge deal out of compliments, but he’ll throw in a casual,
  • “You’re looking good today,” or “Damn, you’re hot.”
  • He’s genuine guys
  • He’ll crack jokes about anything, including your size, but it’s always playful and never mean-spirited.
  • If anyone else tries it, though? Yeah, they’re getting a shovel to the face.
  • He’s also not opposed to being the one who makes sure you feel good about yourself.
  • If you’re ever feeling down, he’ll throw some crude humor into the mix to cheer you up:
  • “Don’t listen to anyone else. They’re all idiots anyway. You’re sexy as hell.”

P3 DUDE

  • P3 is kind of a mess
  • But even in all his dysfunction, he appreciates that you’re there with him, and your body type is just another thing he enjoys about you.
  • He’s more of a wreck than the other versions, so he tends to be clingier.
  • Loves when you hold him, your softness making him feel like things are going to be okay.
  • He’s a lot more verbal about liking your body, but it’s mixed in with his awkward, over-the-top compliments:
  • “You’re perfect! And I don’t care what those assholes say! They can… choke on it!”
  • If anyone insults you, his reaction is unpredictable.
  • He might try to defend you and end up hurting himself in the process, or he might have a sudden outburst of violence, completely losing it.
  • Either way, he hates anyone making you feel bad.

P4 DUDE

  • P4 is laid-back and full of even stupider humor.
  • He doesn’t really care what you look like as long as you’re with him.
  • He’ll definitely make jokes about your size, but it’s all in good fun.
  • He’s not super vocal about his emotions, but when you’re alone, he’ll say something like,
  • “You know I wouldn’t trade you for anyone else, right?”
  • He just wants you to know he loves you.
  • No matter what.
  • He doesn’t mind that you’re chubby—in fact, he likes it.
  • He’s been through too much to care about societal standards.
  • If you ever feel insecure, he’ll just shrug.
  • “Eh, screw ‘em. You’re awesome the way you are. Now, let’s blow something up.”

BD DUDE

  • Chaotic energy through and through, but surprisingly sweet in his own insane way.
  • He’s all over the place, but your body type is something he finds absolutely fantastic.
  • “More to love!”
  • He’d say, grinning like a maniac.
  • Super protective of you, especially if someone makes a comment about your size.
  • He’ll go from laughing and cracking jokes to a full-on rampage if anyone makes you feel bad.
  • Loves cuddling up with you after a long day of bullshit.
  • It’s the only time he’ll calm down, nestling into you and just enjoying the warmth and comfort.
  • He’s definitely the type to enjoy your softness after all the stupid bullshit he goes through everyday.

MOVIE DUDE

  • Movie Dude is a bit of a regular guy caught up in ridiculous, over-the-top situations.
  • He’s not violent for the sake of it, more like an average guy who’s just trying to get through the day in a world that’s gone crazy.
  • Why would he care about you being chubby?
  • He’s definitely laid-back when it comes to your body type.
  • To him, it’s not a big deal at all—he’s more concerned about surviving tomorrow.
  • You’ll catch him giving you silly compliments like,
  • “Hey, you’re my favorite person to have around when the world’s on fire. Plus, you’re cute.”
  • It’s playful, never mean-spirited, and always said with a grin.
  • He’s big on humor as a way to deal with life’s madness, so he’ll throw in light-hearted jokes about your size, but they’re always sweet.
  • “You know, if we ever have to run from the apocalypse, I’m hitching a ride on your back.”
  • If anyone makes a snide comment about your weight, Movie Dude’s reaction is more like an eye-roll and sarcastic retort.
  • “Oh, cool, another jerk with a mouth. Got anything new, or are you stuck in 7th grade?”