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Dazai woke up in a dungeon, a dungeon he knew very well.

His head hurt and he was tied to a chair

"Dazai?"

"Atsushi?"

The dark-haired boy turned his head and found himself with the white-haired boy, he was also tied to a chair and had dried blood on one eyebrow

"What are we doing here?" Atsushi said looking around the dungeon

"I don't know, the last thing I remember is a piece of wall hitting my head" Dazai said as he looked at his restraints

The ropes were tied even to his fingers, making it difficult to break free

"I only remember hitting my head in the explosion" Atsushi said

"Right" Dazai thought

Both of them had gone to investigate a gas leak in the north at Kunikida's request, when they arrived they confirmed that the gas was coming out of a leak in the power plant, but before they could fix the problem, the place exploded. Atsushi had been hit by the explosion and was knocked unconscious and Dazai was hit by a piece of wall that flew out and was also knocked unconscious

"But if we were in the gas plant, how did we end up in the Port Mafia dungeons?" Atsushi said loudly

A familiar footstep was heard on the stairs and Dazai made a bored face

"Looks like you're finally awake" Mori smiled

"The boss of the Port Mafia?!" Atsushi whispered audibly

"As much as I'd love to torture you in these lovely dungeons, you're only here to give us money today" Mori said while smiling like a child who was given ice cream

"Aren't you rich already?" Dazai said while looking at his former boss

"What can I say, I like money" Mori shrugged

"Now be good and let me call in peace" Mori said while Atsushi and Dazai just watched

Mori called Kunikida's phone and after ringing for three minutes the detective finally picked up

"Yes, how can I help you?" Kunikida said

"If you would be so kind as to deposit 2 million yen so that we can return your missing members, it would be greatly appreciated." Mori said with a firm voice

"Who's calling?" Kunikida

"I'm the head of the Port Mafia" Mori looked at the phone in disbelief

"Stop wasting my time sir "Port Mafia Head"-Kunikida said before hanging up

Mori looked at his phone

"2 million yen seems very little to me" Dazai

"Dazai shut up" Atsushi

"That didn't go as expected" Mori

"But I have another option" Mori said before dialing a number on the phone

Yes?-Yosano's voice said

"Yosano darling do you want to get back-"

Yosano hung up before Mori could finish

Dazai laughed at that in his mind

"Tachihara do this shit for me" Mori said as Tachihara entered the dungeon

The ginger dialed the Agency's general number

"Yes?" Tanizaki replied

"Could you put it on speakerphone" Tachihara

Soon everyone heard the voices of Yosano, Kunikida and the Tanizaki brothers

"Let's see we have your employees give us the money or we kill them" Tachihara

"Kill them for all we care" They all said before hanging up

The four people in the room stared in disbelief at the phone that Tachihara was still holding

Mori and Tachihara left in shocked silence

Dazai and Atsushi remained silent until the white haired boy spoke

"Do you think they will come to save us?" Atsushi

"It doesn't seem like they will" Dazai said as he looked at the floor

"But we are important to them right?" Atsushi said with a desperate tone in his voice

"I don't know Atsushi, I don't know" Dazai said as he looked at his student

Meanwhile at the Agency:

Ranpo returned from the case he had solved in another city

When he entered the office he noticed that Dazai and Atsushi were not at their posts

"And the two missing?" Ranpo asked the room

"Kidnapped" Kunikida said without giving it much importance

"WHAT?!?!?!" Ranpo shouted worried

"And you did nothing?!" Ranpo asked the room in disbelief

"Dazai never does his job and bothers everyone" Kunikida complained

"True, I don't even know why he still works here" Tanizaki

"Besides, he has his suicide partner" Yosano

"And we have no money" Kenji

"What the fuck?" Ranpo thought

The detective went straight to talk to the president, he was furious at the attitude of his office mates

The president stared at Ranpo after hearing what he said

"I thought I had hired better people" Fukuzawa said thoughtfully

"What will we do?" Ranpo said worried about the well-being of his two

"Ranpo start investigating what you can about how they ended up kidnapped by the Port Mafia, I'll go give them a lecture on what is ethical and what is not when your partner is kidnapped" Fukuzawa stood up determinedly from his chair

Ranpo nodded determined to rescue his companions

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Dazai and Atsushi had been alone with their thoughts for two hours, that hadn't helped them think that their companions would come to rescue them

Soon they both raised their heads when they heard more footsteps

Chuuya Nakahara and Akutagawa Rynosuke entered the dungeon and they were both surprised to see them there

"The boss said that there was something we would like to see in the dungeons, but this" Chuuya smirked

Dazai sighed, he didn't have the head to fight with his former companion now

Akutagawa silently inspected Atsushi

"And what happened to you two?" Akutagawa said seeing that Atsushi had a cut on his eyebrow that hadn't healed yet and that Dazai looked bruised but he couldn't tell

Chuuya looked between the two and inspected them for more injuries

Dazai gave him a condescending look when Chuuya inspected him and the redhead's blood boiled as he pulled the brunette's head to insult him but let go when he heard the hiss of pain he let out

Dazai started to see black spots in his vision

"Mackerel are you okay?" Chuuya asked

The redhead saw how the bandaged man was going to answer something, but he fainted before he could speak

"What the fuck?!" Chuuya said seeing his former partner suddenly faint

"Jinko what the fuck happened to you two?" Akutagawa said in surprise as he looked at his former mentor who was now unconscious

Atsushi sighed

"We went to check out a gas leak and the place exploded, the debris hit us and knocked us unconscious" Atsushi looked worriedly at his mentor

Both mobsters grimaced

Dazai woke up on a hospital gurney

"What the fuck?" The brunette said as he looked around the room

He saw Atsushi on another gurney and stared at his apprentice who was sleeping peacefully on the gurney next to him

Dazai heard the door open and turned to see Chuuya walk in with a bowl of something in his hands

They both blinked repeatedly at the sight of the other

Chuuya threw the bowl of crab soup at him

Dazai smiled a little, Chuuya knew that he didn't like anything related to doctors and that if he was in a hospital he wouldn't eat anything they gave him

But the redhead knew that he couldn't resist his food

Dazai hid his smile by lowering his head

"Eat it all" Chuuya ordered before leaving the room

"You still take care of me even after everything" Dazai said before starting to eat the soup as the redhead had ordered him

While at the Agency:

Fukuzawa had sent Ranpo to the site of the explosion when they found out that Dazai and Atsushi had gone to check on the gas and didn't come back after that

Ranpo called the president after inspecting the site

"I just found out that their phones were destroyed in the explosion and that someone took them away in a car judging by the tire marks on the ground"

"Thanks Ranpo, you can go back now"

Ranpo hung up and headed back to the Agency

When Atsushi woke up he noticed that the tiger had already healed all of his wounds and that his mentor was staring at a bowl on the bed next to him

"Dazai-san?" Atsushi looked at the older man

"Yes, Atsushi?" Dazai looked at the younger man

"We've been healed" Atsushi said with a sad voice

"Yes" Dazai looked at him with a sad smile

Even their enemies did more for them than their peers, whenever one of them got hurt at the Agency, they would wait for the tiger to heal Atsushi while they made him do paperwork and Yosano couldn't heal Dazai so she would give him a painkiller and send him to the desk.

They didn't even bother to take them to the hospital.

"Why do our enemies do more for us than our friends?" Atsushi asked sadly

"I don't think they were our friends" Dazai replied looking at a spot on the wall

Atsushi sighed and laid back down avoiding the bandages someone had put on the side of his hip where a piece of debris had hit him

"I'm glad you ate" Atsushi said before going back to sleep

Dazai smiled sadly before setting the bowl on the bedside table and trying to sleep himself

Chuuya and Rynosuke glared at each other after hearing their supposed hostages talking about their coworkers through the door

Gin appeared in the hallway and asked "Are they okay?"

Chuuya took a breath to calm down

"They're better," Chuuya said

Gin sighed in relief

"Can you stay while Chuuya and I go talk to the boss?" Rynosuke asked his sister

"Sure" Gin agreed immediately

Chuuya and Rynosuke nodded in his direction and went to talk to their boss

Mori watched his subordinates rant about how poorly the Agency had treated their former executive and the tiger boy

The truth is that Mori had done an investigation himself and he didn't like what he found

Dazai made a lot of reports and yet they kept calling him lazy not to mention that his supposed partner hit him with the intention of hurting him, okay Chuuya had also hit the brunette many times, but he had measured his strength so that he wouldn't hurt Dazai. And they didn't even let Atsushi rest after doing missions all day, they immediately put him to do paperwork.

Plus he had never seen any of them receive medical treatment. Yosano couldn't heal them, but they could take them to a hospital or a clinic. At no point did they do that, they just gave them painkillers and made them write reports.

In the Mafia you had to do a lot of things, but you always had time to rest after work unless you were a workaholic like Chuuya. And you had weekends free unless something came up, which usually happened for executives.

Plus if someone got hurt, they had doctors and physicians ready to heal them. The lower class ones weren't important to heal, but Chuuya had insisted on healing everyone equally, that man had too much heart, but that's what had led him to be an executive, that and his strong and tenacious character not to mention his loyalty.

Mori was silently furious not to say that Akutagawa and Chuuya were ready to destroy the building if he gave the order.

None of the three were happy.

Mori raised his hand cutting off the angry tirade from both of them

"Do you guys think you're going to want to join?" Mori asked his employees

"Jinko doesn't seem that happy at the Agency" Rynosuke said

"And Dazai only seems to be there because of Oda's wishes" Chuuya supplied

"Both of them will get out if we give them a better option" They both said at the same time

The three of them smiled, they were going to get those two on their side

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Dazai and Atsushi had been placed in a safe house for three days after being discharged from the infirmary, both were sure that they were being watched.

They both knew that they could actually leave whenever they wanted, but neither of them knew why they stayed.

Maybe it was the need for both of them to take a break or maybe it was the need to see the people they loved more often

Yes, Atsushi had recently discovered that he didn't hate Akutagawa, he just wanted to close his annoying mouth with his lips.

And Dazai knew that he loved Chuuya, they had dated in their teens and although they hadn't officially broken up, Dazai had left Chuuya, they could very well have broken up

The dark-haired boy knew that he still loved Chuuya, he was the only light in the darkness and also because he hadn't killed himself after Odasaku's death. The wishes of a dead friend were worth a lot, but the sparkle in the redhead's beautiful eyes every time he came home throughout his teenage years and found Dazai still with him, not dead in some river, was worth more. That was the only joy of living Dazai had experienced over the years.

Atsushi stood up and poured himself a cup of coffee as he watched Dazai prepare breakfast, he was impressed that the brunette could cook. He thought he would be one of those people who burn water, but he makes good food if given a good place and ingredients.

"How did you sleep?" The brunette asked as he served an omelet to the albino

"Good" Atsushi replied as he began to cut the omelet

"What are we going to do?" Atsushi asked as he watched his mentor take a sip of his coffee

"I know our phones died in the explosion, but I don't know if I want to go back" Dazai expressed what he had been thinking during the days he was in the safe house

They both had a lot of time to think about their time at the Agency while they were in the house

The two realized that their enemies treated them better in one day than the Agency did in a year

"Do you think anyone would miss us?" Atsushi asked his mentor with sad eyes

Dazai sighed

"Ranpo and Fukuzawa surely" Dazai said looking at his coffee

"Do you think they will understand?" Atsushi asked worriedly

"I hope so" Dazai said taking a sip of his coffee

"Do you think they're ready?" Mori asked the members of the meeting

"Yes" the members said

"And will you accept them with open arms?" Mori looked at everyone's faces

He got a few yeses and some confused answers

"I won't kill them if I see them" Ace said simply

"I'll settle for that" Mori shrugged

By the afternoon Atsushi had found a phone in the house and they had decided they were ready to talk to Mori

Dazai called and that had led them to where they were in the mafia boss's office being watched by him

"So you say you want to join" Mori repeated with a hidden smile

They both nodded

"And what made you change sides so quickly if I may ask?" Mori looked at his new members

"I think we've both enjoyed the light enough" Dazai said with his hands in his pockets

Mori smiled at that

"Black mafia blood"

"Grayish blood more like"

Dazai smiled at Mori, making a shiver run down his spine

"And what do you want to work on?" Mori looked at both of them

"Without too many murders if possible" Atsushi

"What my apprentice means is that we won't kill innocent people" Dazai

"I think I have the perfect job for you" Mori smiled

"Informants, you will give me the information and only kill if necessary" Mori looked at both of them waiting for their answer

Atsushi and Dazai looked at each other, both turned and nodded

"Perfect, I will send you the details of everything later" Mori waved them off

Atsushi walked out the door and when Dazai was about to leave Mori stopped him too

"And Dazai-san I'm sorry to tell you that you will no longer be an executive"

Dazai waved it off

"The fewer executive meetings you go to the better"

Mori smiled amused

"Nice to have you back Dazai"

Dazai smiled amused too

"Nice to be back"

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In one day they had an apartment to themselves thanks to the Mafia

They both had new outfits.

Chuuya had remembered that he never liked the Mafia outfits and had gotten him one that didn't irritate his skin or be uncomfortable

And Akutagawa had dragged Atsushi to buy clothes appropriate for work and out of it

Dazai was looking at the computer he had been given when he received an email

"Atsushi" He shouted for his partner to hear

"Yes?" Came the shout back from the kitchen

"We have our first job" Dazai smiled

A knock was heard and then hurried footsteps

"What is it?" Atsushi asked upon reaching the room

"We have to go to this place" Dazai said as he showed him an address "And get the envelopes that our contact will give us"

Atsushi nodded

"What time will the meeting be?" Atsushi asked

"At 2 pm" Dazai replied

It was 12 o'clock which gave them two hours to prepare and get to the place

At two in the afternoon both boys were at the indicated place, an old milk factory that had closed long ago

"Port Mafia has new recruits" said a voice as he addressed the two boys who were leaning against the wall

"Now they bring children to adult negotiations" said the guy looking at Atsushi

"Yeah, well, he has to learn somehow, right?" Dazai smiled at the guy

"Do you have the payment?" said the guy

"Do you have the folder?" Atsushi said back

The man pulled out a green folder from his jacket

Dazai went to grab it but the guy pushed it out of his hand

"A, a, a" The boy shook his head

"Money first" The man said

Dazai sighed and gave the man a wad of cash

The guy counted them "It's all great"

The man gave them the folder and turned around to leave

When Atsushi opened the folder he saw that there was nothing

"There's nothing here" Atsushi said as he threw the empty folder on the ground

"I don't do business with people I don't know" The man snapped his fingers and a bunch of people came out pointing guns at them from the roof

"Son of a bitch" Dazai muttered under his breath

Dazai quickly shot the guy in the head before he walked away killing him while Atsushi transformed into a tiger to dodge the bullets

"Let's go" Dazai said as he dodged the bullets being thrown at him

Dazai inspected the dead man's clothes while Atsushi protected him from the bullets and returned a few

"Here it is" Dazai said as he got the red folder with the information they needed

He shot three people killing them and they took advantage of the seconds of advantage to flee into the forest next door

Both were up a tree while they came up with a plan

"We don't have phones, but I have a gun and two daggers" Dazai said

"There are 7 people left, go get three of them, I'll go get the other five, I don't care if you kill them or knock them out" Dazai said to Atsushi as he handed him the two daggers

"Okay" Atsushi said

And they both went their separate ways

Dazai had killed two people thanks to his stealth, but he still had three left

Soon the three people left had surrounded him in a clearing, one on each side and with their SIG-SAUER P-228s ready to fire

"How much do you think they'll give us if we kill the prodigy demon?" One of them said

Dazai smiled, it seems that at last they knew who he was

"A lot since now he doesn't have that annoying partner of his to protect him" The only woman said

"The ginger?" The younger boy said

"Yeah" The older man said

"As much as I love the chatter, I don't need the slug to protect me" Dazai said

The four of them smiled and at the same time as the three of them fired, Dazai performed a somersault in the air and shot all three of them in quick succession in the skull, leaving his surprise etched forever

He did a backflip and landed perfectly safe a few meters behind where he had been before

"And Chuuya said that those acrobatic gymnastics classes would be useless" Dazai said as he wiped the dust off his suit

Soon he heard Atsushi's footsteps and they both looked at each other

"How many?" Dazai said as he approached his apprentice

"One" Atsushi said on the verge of tears

Dazai gave him a hug as he let the albino cry a little

"Our life is going to be like this now" Dazai said

Atsushi wiped his tears and hardened his face

"I know"

"At least two of them are still alive" Dazai smiled at the white haired man

Atsushi smiled a little "Yes"

"What happened here?" he said as he saw the three bodies scattered on the ground

"They killed themselves" Dazai said looking at the bodies

Soon they were both back in the boss's office reporting on how the mission had gone

"Do you have the folder?" Mori asked looking at the two

Dazai placed the red folder on the table

"Perfect" Mori smiled

"Did the mission go off without a hitch?" Mori asked

"We were ambushed, but we were able to take care of the problem" Dazai said honestly

"I'm glad" Mori waved them off

After they both left, Chuuya and Akutagawa entered

"How did it go?" Mori asked

"The informant set up an ambush for them, but Dazai quickly killed him and retrieved the folder" Chuuya reported

"Then they went into the forest and started taking down the enemies" Akutagawa continued reporting

"Atsushi killed one and knocked out two and Dazai finished off the remaining ones" Chuuya finished reporting

Mori smiled

"I trained him well" thought the older one

"You can go and stop spying on your crushes" Mori said smiling amused at the blush of both

"Boss!" Both mobsters said

"Ask them out or something" Kouyou said as he entered the office

"Ane-san" Chuuya said with suffering

"Is it time for tea yet?" Mori asked

Kouyou nodded

Kouyou looked at both boys

The older redhead looked at Chuuya and said "We both know that Dazai is still as in love as when he left"

"And you two resolve your weird tension before you hit the walls like your predecessors" Kouyou said to Akutagawa

The two gangsters left with red faces while the adults laughed and murmured about young love

Atsushi and Dazai had taken a shower and were watching TV when a message came through on the phones the Mafia had given them to contact them for jobs

"That's a lot of zeros" Atsushi said looking at the money that had been deposited into his bank account

Dazai shrugged "The Mafia pays well"

The first thing they did after receiving their payment was to buy a phone each

Fukuzawa and Ranpo were chatting over tea when they both received a message from an address, it was a cat cafe in the middle of the city

"It's them" Fukuzawa said

"Yes" Ranpo confirmed

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Fukuzawa and Ranpo waited in the cafe chatting for a bit

"Do you know anything about the new informants who appeared recently?" Fukuzawa asked Ranpo

"I have an idea of ​​who they might be" Ranpo said as he sipped his drink

Soon they saw Atsushi and Dazai enter talking about something in amusement

Neither of them had seen them so happy since Kyōka entered The Agency

Both boys ordered something and went to sit with their former colleagues

"Fukuzawa, Ranpo" Atsushi and Dazai greeted

"We are sorry that your colleagues behaved like that" Fukuzawa said solemnly

Atsushi and Dazai looked at each other

"At least I knew that they didn't like me from the first moment, I am a difficult person to like" Dazai

Everyone frowned at that statement

"You may be a suicidal madman, but you are loved in your own way, and I didn't say it just because you are the only one who can match my genius" Ranpo said looking into Dazai's eyes

"Thank you Ranpo, I know you saw behind the facade, but the others don't" Dazai smiled at his genius friend

"Is there nothing we can do to bring you back?" Fukuzawa asked

Atsushi and Dazai refused

"We loved the time we spent, but we have some matters we want to resolve and we won't be able to do so at the Agency" Atsushi said

Ranpo and Fukuzawa nodded in understanding, both knowing what it was like to love the enemy

"But just because we're from different sides doesn't mean we can't keep in touch" Dazai

The two elders smiled

"I hope to see you at tea time on the weekend" Fukuzawa smiled like a grandfather who sees his grandchildren becoming independent from their parents' home

Atsushi and Dazai smiled at the eldest

"We would never miss it" They both said

"I hope you keep coming to our weekly chess games Dazai and Atsushi visit Kyōka I don't know if she'll understand your decision, but I know she misses you" Ranpo said

They both nodded to the detective, left and paid their account, the two had some places to go

The next day at the Agency:

All the Agency members were in a meeting that the president had requested

"I have to announce two resignations" Fukuzawa announced

Everyone listened to the president

"Dazai and Atsushi will no longer work for us" Fukuzawa said

"WHAT!" Everyone said at once in disbelief

"Port Mafia has hired them" Ranpo said

"Traitors" Kunikida said angrily

"Kunikida!" The president scolded

"Even if it doesn't seem like it, they had more reasons than your indifference to decide to go to the enemy's side" Ranpo

"I don't want you to attack them unless they provoke you" Fukuzawa

The entire room nodded in agreement

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Atsushi and Dazai left the cafe and went in different directions.

Atsushi sneaked through the window of the Agency's bedroom

Izumi placed a knife to his neck

"What are you doing here?"

"I came to talk to you"

The blue-haired girl lifted the knife from her throat and let the white-haired boy sit down

"Speak"

The albino sighed

"I know you don't like the Mafia, but the Agency doesn't like us" Atsushi looked at a point on the wall

"They don't send you on missions so you don't get hurt"

"But when you get hurt, they don't do anything" Izumi finished for him

"Exactly" Atsushi nodded

"But couldn't you go to another organization?" Izumi looked into Atsushi's eyes

Atsushi looked sadly at the girl who was like his sister

"They took better care of us in one day being their hostages than the Agency did in all the time we've been working for them" Atsushi said

Izumi nodded

"Is there anything else that's true?" Izumi was perceptive and Atsushi knew it

"You know I've liked Akutagawa for a while"

The dark blue haired girl nodded silently

"I think being in the same organization will bring us closer than being on opposite sides"

Izumi looked at him with analytical eyes

"I hope you and Dazai can find love" Izumi smiled at the albino

"Thanks sis"

Izumi stood up and hugged the albino, Atsushi quickly returned the hug

"Stay in touch, okay little brother?"

"I will" Atsushi promised the little girl

Meanwhile Chuuya was making stew for dinner when he heard the doorbell

"Who could it be?" The redhead said wiping his hands on a rag

Chuuya opened the door to his house to find Dazai with a bouquet of white gerberas and lilies, which meant sorry in the language of flowers

Chuuya smiled a little at that gesture, accepted the bouquet and let Dazai in

"What brings you here, mackerel?" Chuuya said as he went to put the flowers in a vase

"I wanted to see if we could talk" Dazai said as he left his coat on the coat rack and took off his shoes

"Have you eaten?" Chuuya asked seeing that Dazai was thinner than when he was a teenager

"No" Dazai said as he looked at the kitchen

They had spent so many moments laughing and teasing the shorter one here in their teens

"Then set the table I made stew" Chuuya said as he went to stir the pot

As they ate and chatted they saw that it didn't seem like they had been four years without seeing each other

They went back to their old fights and conversations about how their day had gone as they hit each other or intertwined their legs under the table

Chuuya laughed as he took a sip of his glass of wine "I missed this"

"Yeah" Dazai smiled appreciatively "Me too"

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Dazai was hacking into a company's projects, Mori had called him saying that he had a bad feeling about the deal they were going to close today with a company that sold them weapons.

The boss only had to say that he had sent Akutagawa and Chuuya so that Dazai would hang up on him and look for everything that was going to happen

That's how he came to see that the company was planning to kill the two executives by putting them at a disadvantage in numbers.

And Dazai wasn't going to allow that. He told Atsushi and both quickly took the car they had stolen from an information exchange that had gone wrong and went to rescue their lovers? Boyfriends? People they were terribly in love with but still wouldn't admit it so as not to screw him up?

When they arrived at the place, both boys ran into the building where the exchange was taking place.

Dazai watched as Akutagawa protected himself with Rashomon and Chuuya protected himself by dodging and returning bullets

"Atsushi get Akutagawa out of here" Dazai shouted at the white haired man

Atsushi transformed into a tiger and quickly took Akutagawa to the car

"CHUUYA USE IT" Dazai shouted to his partner

Chuuya looked at him for a second before letting the god inside him take control of his body

In less than a second there were no enemies left thanks to the gravity gravitons that Chuuya launched

After the place completely collapsed, Dazai got out of the rubble and quickly went for the angry god that Chuuya was driving

Dazai jumped through the rubble like a mountain goat jumping through the most dangerous places to climb a mountain

Dazai did a somersault forward making Arahabaki stare at him

And he grabbed the body of the redhead, quickly positioning him in the air to do a flip and end up standing and well on the ground the next second

Dazai quickly took Chuuya to the ground and knocked him down

"Looks like those gym classes did the trick" Chuuya yawned

Dazai smiled "Rest buddy, I got you"

Chuuya fell asleep sure that Dazai would protect him

Dazai took out his cell phone and called Atsushi

"Are you two okay?" Dazai asked on the line

"Yes" Two voices said

"Fine" Dazai nodded although no one saw him

"And you?" Atsushi asked worried

"Yes" Dazai grabbed a handkerchief and began to clean the blood and dirt from Chuuya's face

"Do you want us to call someone?" Akutagawa asked

"Tell Hirotsu to pick us up all four" Dazai waited for them to answer affirmatively before hanging up

Hirotsu arrived 15 minutes later and picked up the four of them

He left Atsushi and Akutagawa at Dazai and Atsushi's house and took the black double to Chuuya's apartment

Dazai picked Chuuya up and took him up to the apartment

He used his lockpick set to open the door and went to take Chuuya to the bathroom

He left the redhead in the toilet while he filled the bathtub with hot water and lavender-scented soap that Chuuya liked

When the bathtub was filled enough he turned off the faucet, picked up Chuuya and put him in the water

The redhead slept like a bear in hibernation

Dazai took the faucet and wet the redhead's head

He poured soap into his hand, washed Chuuya's hair is good

"I hate your hat because it hides your beautiful hair" Dazai said more to himself than to the redhead

"I knew it" Chuuya said

"You're more handsome between my legs too" Chuuya muttered

"Chuuya what?!" Dazai said in shock

Soon he heard a snore coming from the older one

"And now you're talking in your sleep" Dazai muttered

Dazai just bathed Chuuya and went to his room to get clothes to change him

When he opened the closet he saw that Chuuya still had the sweatshirts he had stolen from him over the years

Dazai smiled "I knew I'd never get those sweatshirts back"

He grabbed a short t-shirt because Chuuya was always a human heat stove and some warm long pants because they were soft to the touch

He went back to the bathroom where he found Chuuya asleep leaning against the mirror

"Oh Chuuya" he said when he saw him

The dark-haired boy dressed the shorter one with a little effort and carried him in his arms to bed

He put the mobster under the sheets, he was going to turn off the light and leave but the grip on his arm prevented him from moving

"Samu stay" Chuuya said half I woke up

And Dazai was a man who had never been able to resist Chuuya's sleepy voice

The dark-haired man took off his jacket and placed it on a chair, soon he got into bed with him shorter

He turned off the light and Chuuya approached and hugged him, both slept well, without any nightmares for the first time in four years

Chapter Text

It was Saturday and Gin had gone to Dazai and Atsushi's house to take them both shopping, so the three of them were walking through the mall with Gin leading the way insisting that they needed nice clothes besides the suits they wore to work

"Gin you don't have to do this" Atsushi said for the fourth time that day

"I don't have but I want to" Gin smiled at the two men

Dazai just let out a sigh resigning himself to having to try on a bunch of clothes at the black-haired girl's request

Soon Gin dragged them to a store that he said they would love because it had a ton of beautiful suits

The brunette and the albino let themselves be dragged without looking where they were going when they collided with someone

"Oops sorry, I didn't look where I was going" Gin said

"It's okay, I wasn't looking either" a voice said

"Yosano?!" Dazai and Atsushi said at the same time

"Guys?!" Yosano looked at the three members of the group in surprise

"And you guys here?" Yosano said as she inspected them

"We were going to buy clothes" Atsushi said quietly

"Yosano here you are you can't separate, we're all shopping together" Kunikida's voice said appearing out of nowhere

"Calm down Kunikida! Look who I've found" Yosano

Kunikida looked at the group that Gin, Atsushi and Dazai formed

"Oh I see" Kunikida looked them up and down and frowned

Everyone stayed in an awkward silence until Yosano said

"Well, I'm sorry I ran into you"

Gin waved him off

"Okay, we don't have time for a talk, we need to find the thing we came for" Kunikida said as he grabbed Yosano's arm to get them to leave

"Okay, okay" Yosano said

But before they could both move, Tanizaki appeared

"Oh there you are" Tanizaki said to the see them

"Why are you talking to traitors?" Tanizaki said upon seeing Dazai and Atsushi

"We are not..." Atsushi was about to say something but a shout from the other end interrupted him

"Who are you calling traitors, carrot-head ?" Chuuya shouted

Akutagawa and Chuuya had appeared at the mall

Akutagawa was wearing a black sweater with pants and Chuuya was wearing jeans that looked great on him, along with a t-shirt of a band he liked and a denim jacket

Dazai and Atsushi couldn't stop looking at them, they looked amazing

"Get lost losers" Chuuya said to the Agency

"Let's go before making a scene" Kunikida said before dragging everyone else somewhere else

"Guys, what are you doing here?" Gin asked when the Agency left

"We came for figs" Akutagawa said as he lifted the bag containing the figs they had bought. 

"Will you join us?" Gin asked excitedly

The gangsters agreed and Gin dragged the four of them from one store to another

Later in a store fitting room:

"Gin are you sure about this?" Dazai said from the fitting room

"Yes" Gin answered from outside

Dazai came out of the fitting room dressed in a light blue dress

"Are you sure this looks good on me?" Dazai asked doubtfully

"Chuuya, how does he look?" Gin asked the redhead

They both turned to look at Chuuya

The mobster couldn't take his eyes off the brunette

"You look amazing Osamu" Chuuya said admiring how well the dress looked on the brunette

Dazai laughed nervously "Thank you"

"How does it look on me?" Atsushi came out of the fitting room dressed in a black suit

"Wow Atsushi you look amazing" Gin smiled delighted with the result

"Thank you" Atsushi blushed a little at the girl's comment

"Doesn't it look pretty Ryu?" Gin asked his brother

Akutagawa coughed while looking away to hide his embarrassment

"It looks good" Akutagawa said while avoiding Atsushi's gaze

"You're going to buy them right?" Gin asked both of them

"It doesn't look expensive" Atsushi said looking at the suit

"Kid, you're rich now, you don't have to worry about money anymore" Chuuya

"True" Atsushi blushed in embarrassment

"And you Dazai?" Gin looked hopefully at the brunette

"I don't know, where would I wear a dress?" Dazai asked

"On a date with me" Chuuya thought

"On a mission" Akutagawa thought

"Wherever you want" Gin said

"You don't even have to wear it in the Mafia you can wear it as casual clothes, and if anyone says anything remind them why you were once called the prodigy demon" Gin said determinedly

Dazai laughed at the girl's response

"Okay, I'll buy it" Dazai said

"Great because I have more things I want you to try on" Gin clapped her hands delightedly

Atsushi and Dazai sighed in suffering for spending five more hours trying on clothes

Akutagawa and Chuuya laughed at the fate of both

"You guys are going to try on clothes too" Gin said to his brother and Chuuya

"Shit" They both said at the same time

Chapter Text

It had been a few months since Dazai and Atsushi joined the Mafia, neither of them had had much free time, so when they were told they would have that weekend to do whatever they wanted they decided to go visit Fukuzawa and Ranpo

It was Saturday, he knew the only ones who would be in the office would be Ranpo and Fukuzawa, so they decided to have a drink at the cafe downstairs while they waited

"Mr. Dazai, are you going to pay the bill this time?" A waitress said

"I'm glad you asked my beautiful lady because today my answer is yes" Dazai

Everyone working at the cafe stopped what they were doing and looked at the brunette

"Really?" The waitress asked excitedly

"Yes" Dazai nodded

The waitress quickly went for the card reader

Atsushi raised an eyebrow at his mentor

"At some point I had to pay, didn't I?" Dazai shrugged

The waitress came back with the card reader and said, "Your debt is 17,730,161,508,350,838,358,383,860,351,684,577,637,823,337,570,479,106,196,711,454,754,444,370,690,303,170,987,654,321,234,567,898,765,432,123,456,789,876,543,234,567,890,987,654,321, 234,589,876,543,211,234,909,873,278,909,876,543,234,567,899,876,543,234,567,899,876,543,212,345,678,900,987,654,321,238,909,876,543,212,347,898,765,432,390,987,654,323,489,833,827,821 yen"

Atsushi's eyes nearly popped out. How did he owe so much money in two years? And why did they keep giving him things if he owed so much?

Dazai smiled as he swiped the card through the reader and the correct reading word appeared

"Have a great day Mr. Dazai" the waitress said bowing

Atsushi and Dazai went up to the Agency by elevator leaving everyone shocked

The first thing Ranpo said to him when he walked through the door was "So you finally paid off the debt"

"I finally have money" he replied

"I don't even know how they let you keep going if you never paid" Atshushi said

"My amazing personality"

"In your dreams"

The four of them went to Fukuzawa's office and accepted the tea he gave them

Chapter Text

The basement door where Q was was moved out of its position

Yumeno blinked in surprise

"LET'S GO BITCH!" Dazai said as he poked his head through the gap where the door should be

"Dazai?" Q blinked and rubbed his eyes to see if he wasn't hallucinating

"Yes it's me, now get up, quickly, quickly" Dazai walked over and offered him his hand to get up

Yumeno took the offered hand and jumped up

"Let's get out of here, I don't know how long Atsushi and Elise can distract the boss" Dazai said as he grabbed the boy's hand

"Atsushi? Boss? Haven't you left? What are you doing here?" Yumeno said as he ran, since Dazai was dragging him

"I'll tell you everything at home okay, now we have to get out of here" Dazai said as he turned right and went up some stairs

Yumeno anchored her feet to the ground

"Wait, wait, wait. You're a traitor, what are you doing here? Have you gone back to work for Mori?" Yumeno looked at him with his arms crossed

"We don't have time for this, we have to get out of here" Dazai said

"I'm not going with a traitor" Q looked determined at Dazai

Dazai sighed

"I can't tell you anything, until we're in a safe place, and for that we have to get out of here. Do you trust me little brother?" Dazai looked at the little boy

The boy sighed and reached for Dazai's hand

When they were both safely in Atsushi and Dazai's apartment they were both able to breathe easy

"So..." Q said as he sat down on the couch

"Um?" Dazai said as he sat down at the table to be in front of the boy

"Haven't you left the Mafia?" Yumeno asked

"I left for a while, but really being on the light side isn't my thing with a lot of values ​​and morals" Dazai said with a shrug

Q laughed a little at that

"You went back to the Mafia then?" Yumeno asked

"Yes, although with more advantages" Dazai smiled at the boy

Yumeno tilted his head in confusion

"I'm an informant, I can get any information I want and I won't have to wash the blood off my clothes every night" Dazai said

The boy snorted in amusement

"Is Atsushi your apprentice?" He asked curiously

"Yes, I found him in a river" Dazai said amused

"Yeah, sure" the two-colored boy said sarcastically

"Don't use that tone with me, young master" Dazai said in a stern voice jokingly

A few seconds later they both burst out laughing

"Why did you actually come back?" Yumeno asked seriously

Dazai sighed

"I like Chuuya..." Dazai said

"Nothing new" the other replied

Dazai ignored the comment

"Atsushi likes Akutagawa, and the ADA didn't treat us as well as you would think" Dazai said

"Who do I have to kill?" Q said with a smile that promised pain

Dazai let out a small laugh

"No one yet" the dark-haired boy said

"I made a promise to Odasaku and I kept it more or less, but once black blood, always black blood" Dazai said with a sad expression

"I think Odasaku would be proud that you tried and would be happy that you followed your heart, he wouldn't have liked it, but he would have accepted your decision to stay by Chuuya's side, it makes you happy" Yumeno said wisely

"And remember brother, gray blood" Q raised his fist

"Yes, gray blood" Dazai smiled and fist bumped his little brother

When Atsushi arrived home a few hours later he would see Dazai and Yumeno stained with flour fighting like brothers to decorate a cake

Atsushi smiled and went to the kitchen while sighing

"Why is there dough on the ceiling?" Atsushi asked as he leaned on the door frame

"He put it there" Dazai pointed at his little brother

"Dazai put it there" Yumeno pointed at Dazai

"Me!?" They both said at the same time

"You put it there" Yumeno said to the other

"Not you" Dazai continued the discussion

Atsushi sighed amused and asked "What is the cake made of?"

"Chocolate" They both said while smiling

"Oh god give me patience" Atsushi thought

Chapter Text

"Dazai, do you know why Q isn't in the basement?" Mori asked the brunette while folding his hands on the table

Yes, Dazai had been called to the boss's office when he entered the building, but truth be told Q had been living with Atsushi and him for two months

"He's not in the basement? How strange" Dazai said

Mori sighed and raised an eyebrow at the adult

Dazai sighed

"You know the basement is no place for a child" Dazai told Mori

"It's dangerous" Mori said

"It's a child!" Dazai rebutted

"A child who killed hundreds" Mori expressed his concerns

"We all make mistakes" Dazai intervened

Mori sighed

"Dazai!" Mori said tiredly

"Mori!" Dazai said not giving in

They both looked into each other's eyes having a staring contest

Mori sighed "Fine, but you have to keep an eye on him"

"I will" Dazai smiled ecstatically

"Go and take care of your brother" Mori said as he sighed

"I will" Dazai said before walking out the door

Mori smiled amused at nothing

"I'm getting old" He said to the empty office

When Yumeno saw her brother arrive home, he saw that he was carrying with him a chocolate and strawberry cake, his favorite

"And that cake?" Q asked as he put down the book he was reading

"Mori agreed to let you stay" Dazai said as he put the cake on the table

"Soft old man" Q smiled

"Yes he is" Dazai agreed

"Now let's eat" Dazai said as he cut the cake into pieces

"And Atsushi?" The boy asked

"He has things to do" Dazai said

Yumeno nodded as he took a piece of cake

"So what's the next step?" Q asked his brother

"Enroll in school" Dazai said as he took a bite of the cake

"You need education, and therapy being in a basement for 6 years isn't good for the mind" Dazai said looking at the boy

"Look who's talking" Yumeno said looking at his older brother

"I think it would traumatize the psychologist if I tell him my life" Dazai said thoughtfully

"And I don't?" The boy answered

"I wonder if Chuuya knows any Mafia therapist" Dazai thought out loud

"How are you doing with him?" Yumeno asked curiously

"Well he's not kicking me out of the house every time he sees me in his apartment" Dazai said

"Ask him out already" The boy said looking determined at his brother

"What if he says no?" Dazai said worriedly

"Zai already dated you in your worst time, he knows all your shit and yet he still said, I'm attracted to that piece of cow poop. Not to mention he's still in love with you just like you are with him" Q gave him a look of are you serious?

"Ask the guy out, put on your pretty blue dress and go to dinner at a fancy restaurant" Yumeno said thinking about a date

"Ummmm I don't know" Dazai was still hesitant

"Atsushi is going to end up making a move before you gather the courage to ask your "ex" out" Yumeno said pointing at him with his piece of cake

"How are they doing by the way?" Dazai asked while eating another piece of cake

"They don't fight anymore every time you're in the same room" The boy said

"Progress" Dazai expressed

Chapter Text

"Ready?" Atsushi asked the brunette

"No" Dazai replied

"Well, there's no time to back out" Q rang the bell and quickly ran down the stairs with Atsushi

Soon the door was opened and Dazai could marvel at the sight of Chuuya wearing a messy ponytail, in one of his old shirts and yoga pants

"Dazai?" Chuuya said surprised

"For you" Dazai said as he handed him a bouquet of red roses and camellias

Chuuya delicately grabbed the bouquet and admired it for a few seconds

"What's the occasion?" Chuuya stopped admiring the bouquet to look at the brunette

Dazai took a deep breath to gather his courage

"Chuuya, I know I left you without any explanation and blew up your car, and I know I don't deserve you to forgive me or give me another chance, but I hope you can accept this apology. I know I should have said something to you, but I couldn't do it, I needed to go out and I couldn't tell you anything over the phone so I blew up your car, I'm sorry I didn't tell you anything. You were my boyfriend and you deserved better" Dazai looked at the ground after giving the speech

"Oh mon grand trésor" Chuuya lifted the brunette's chin

"Next time tell me things my love" Chuuya kissed the brunette's cheek and closed the door taking the bouquet with him

Dazai was left processing everything and soon his body slid to the ground

"Should we help him?" Atsushi asked looking down the stairwell at his mentor on his knees and frozen in place

"Nah he'll recover in a few minutes" Yumeno said

Two hours later:

"Okay, let's just take him home" Q said seeing that the dark-haired boy hadn't moved

Atsushi and Q took Dazai by the shoulders and the three of them left the apartment building

Chapter Text

"So are you two a couple now or not?" Q asked Dazai the next morning

Dazai took a sip of his coffee and said "I think we're still together"

"You're not sure" Atsushi said while chewing on a piece of toast

"He just told me to tell him things next time" Dazai took a bite of the bun he was holding

"Oh, you two really can't be dealt with" Q shook his head

Gin walked out of the living room and made himself a cup of coffee

"There's a flea market in two weeks, you can invite them to go" Gin said

"Since when are you in our house?" Dazai said to the girl while raising his eyebrow

"Q invited me yesterday" Gin shrugged

"What did I tell you about inviting people and not telling me" Dazai looked at Q

"Don't do it" Yumeno said

"Exactly" Dazai said while pointing at the girl with a toast

"I was bored" Q said

"Do your homework if you're bored" Dazai said

"They're boring" Q complained

"I know, but you need education" Dazai said

"Urg" Q stood up and went to his room to do his homework

"Atsushi are you going out with my brother today?" Gin asked

"Not why?" Atsushi said looking at the girl

"Because you're falling behind, Dazai already has his almost ex and you haven't even invited him to have coffee yet" Gin said while drinking the chocolate

"He's right" Dazai said while finishing his coffee

Dazai answered his phone that had started ringing

"Yes"

"Your sister?"

"Oh, he's here."

"Okay, I'll tell her."

"Bye Akutagawa."

Dazai hung up.

"Your brother says come home."

"Bye losers." Gin put down the cup and walked out the door.

"Bye dear." Dazai said.

"Bye." Atsushi replied.

Dazai finished his toast and said, "Seriously ask the kid out."

Later, Atsushi had gone to the Mafia headquarters to look for the emo boy, but he couldn't find him anywhere.

"Why isn't he anywhere when I want to find him?" Atsushi thought as they walked down the street.

He was so wrapped up in his head that he didn't see a person approaching and ran into them.

"Oops, sorry." Atsushi said.

"Watch where you're going, tiger man." Akutagawa said.

"Akutagawa?" Atsushi said in surprise.

"It's me, what's wrong?" Akutagawa said as he dusted himself off

"I was looking for you" Atsushi said

"Me? For what?" Akutagawa said in surprise

"Are you busy?" Atsushi asked

"Now I am" Akutagawa said

"Not now, on Friday" Atsushi said

"For?" Akutagawa asked

"Go on a date" Atsushi said with a smile

"A date?! You want to go on a date with me?!" Akutagawa said in disbelief

"Yeah" Atsushi nodded

"Oh" Akutagawa looked away to hide his blush

"Sure" Akutagawa shrugged

"Great" Atsushi smiled happily

"I gotta go, bye boy ti- Atsushi, bye Atsushi" Akutagawa ran off

"He call me by my name" Atsushi stared as the mobster left

Chapter Text

Two weeks after Atsushi asked Akutagawa out.

Both pairs of lovers had decided to go to the flea market that Gin had recommended to them.

Atsushi and Akutawaga had gone to a store together to buy a kimono so they could wear something more elegant, Atsushi had chosen a white one with a black belt and Akutagawa a black one with a white belt.

They had passed by a stall that displayed beautiful vases and soon found a glass blower who made beautiful figures.

Atsushi had bought a beautiful rabbit that he was going to give to Izumi at some point.

A little further on they found a stall of old cameras and Akutawaga bought one and they enjoyed taking pictures together of the stalls and things they both liked.

With Dazai and Chuuya:

Dazai had proposed to go to the flea market to Chuuya a week before and the redhead had happily accepted, he was excited to go on dates with his boyfriend again.

On the day of the market they met at a fountain near the square

Both held hands and decided to walk together while looking at the lights and the different stalls.

There were stalls that sold pottery, others that sold wine where Dazai had to drag Chuuya away so he wouldn't buy the whole stall, there was one full of fish tanks where they had stayed looking at the different fish.

Dazai had always liked marine life and Chuuya liked the ocean and its tranquility.

The couple had gotten tired of walking and had gone to eat at a ramen stand.

"Ummm I missed being able to go out normally" Chuuya said while eating his noodles

"Go out normally? Don't you go out for drinks with your friends?" Dazai asked curiously

"Drinking friends," Chuuya said.

Dazai snorted in amusement

Chuuya grabbed Dazai's hand across the table and the brunette intertwined them

"I mean going out with you on a normal date" Chuuya said as he smiled at the brunette

"Yeah, I missed it too" Dazai chirps back at him

Chapter Text

Yumeno was at school while Dazai and Atsushi were having morning coffee at their house while chatting about trivial things when a guy came in breaking the window

"Hey! That was our window" Atsushi said while frowning at the guy

Dazai pulled out the gun from under the table and shot the guy in the shoulder

Since the guy wasn't prepared to be shot so fast, the bullet hit him squarely. Atsushi started fighting the guy while Dazai went for his bat

When Dazai returned to the living room where the fight had moved, there were now like 10 people fighting Atsushi

Dazai quickly went around hitting people in the skull with his bat or shooting them in vital spots

Of the ten, only two remained, one who had also been smart and brought a gun and another who was fighting Atsushi while the latter tried to swipe at him

"Who's the boss?" Dazai said as he dodged a bullet and threw another one, but the boy dodged it without problems

"Don't worry you'll soon find out" The guy smiled arrogantly and Dazai grabbed an edition of Don Quijote and threw it at him giving him a full concussion

Atsushi finished the other with a swipe to the belly and they both saw how their living room had filled with bodies

"I wonder who..." Atsushi couldn't finish the question because he fell unconscious to the floor

"Atsushi!" Dazai shouted as he ran to see his apprentice

Dazai inspected Atsushi's body and found a dart stuck in his neck

"A dart?" Dazai said in surprise before realizing what was happening

But he was too slow

Dazai felt a sharp pain in his neck and passed out from the sleeping drug, the last thing he saw was a pair of brown shoes

A few hours later Atsushi woke up with a huge headache

"Arg! My head hurts" Atsushi said as he tried to open his eyes

"At least be glad you're alive" Dazai said

"They might as well have killed us and sent our heads to Port Mafia" Dazai said as he looked at his apprentice who had opened his eyes and the room around them

"It's a good plan really, but we just want money" said a guy with glasses in a suit and brown shoes

"Seriously why do people only kidnap us for money?" They both asked themselves in their heads

"We've already sent the note so you just have to be good and wait" The guy said

"Do you really think that Port Mafia will just give you money and that's it?" Dazai said looking at the guy with a smile

"No, they will try to rescue you, but we will kill them all before, we know their way of acting, we have prepared for this" The guy said with a smile and left leaving them both in the room

"Do you think they will come for us?" Atsushi asked

"Yes, definitely, but we won't let them" Dazai smiled at his apprentice as he pulled a knife out from under his bandages and cut the ropes

He cut Atsushi's ropes too and told him to be quiet

"We need to get to the exit and get some weapons"

Atsushi nodded to his mentor and they both silently went to the kitchen

Because the kidnapper had taken them to his house like every person does when they kidnap someone

"Here" Dazai said as he gave Atsushi a knife and he grabbed a frying pan (I'm a huge fan of people hitting other people with pans like Rapunzel)

They both went through the house in silence with their weapons

The house was too quiet for both of their liking

They soon discovered why as they walked out the door some lasers almost killed them

"Yeah, they're ready, yeah" Dazai said as he leaned on the door he had just closed

"How are we going to get out?" Atsushi said worriedly looking at his mentor

"We have to deactivate them"

"But how?"

"There has to be a command center somewhere"

Both men went to the second floor, as they had checked the entire first floor and found nothing

The second floor only had one room

"Get ready" Dazai told Atsushi

Atsushi transformed into a tiger and roared an affirmative response

The two entered the room and found it full of people

There's no way a guy would pay so many people to help him, his ability must be that he could create them and give them orders

Dazai nodded to the tiger

Atsushi was cutting, biting and clawing at whoever got in his way, while Dazai was hitting with his frying pan and slashing at anyone who got in his way

They were both tired and covered in blood after half an hour, but they had only gotten halfway across the room every time they killed ten, the guy sent another ten to stop them from walking

Atsushi was starting to get tired, he had been shot in one of his legs and neither of them had eaten any breakfast

Dazai looked at the walls and at the guy who was smiling as he watched them fight with all their might against his Skill

"Atsushi, when I tell you, throw it to me"

Atsushi had transformed back into him after being shot in the abdomen

The white-haired man nodded and prepared to hit the people who approached him

Dazai did a forward somersault, he stepped over all the men, used the wall to gain momentum and performed a tempo where he used the part where he didn't rest his hands to catch the knife that Atsushi threw at him

(this is a tempo ⬇)

He ended up sitting on top of the leader using his ability so that he couldn't create more people and make the ones still in the room disappear

He took the knife in his two hands and stabbed the man in the neck, killing him instantly and filling him with blood that shot out

Dazai spat the blood that had reached his mouth on the floor and turned to see his apprentice fainted from exhaustion on the floor surrounded by blood

Dazai approached the computer where he hacked the system to deactivate the security measures and be able to leave the house without problems

"Mori, what are we going to do?" Kouyou said he had gone to report the strange letter he had received

"What happened?" Chuuya asked

Chuuya and Akutagawa had entered the office at Mori's request

"Guys, I have a mission for you" Mori told them both

The two boys nodded

"Dazai and Atsushi have been kidnapped" Mori informed them

"WHAT?" They both shouted in disbelief

"I got a note saying that if we wanted them back safe and sound we would have to pay a ransom of 148,151,499,999,999,990,000,000,000,00 yen (1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 euros, which would be equivalent to a quadrillion euros)" Kouyou said

"We searched their apartment and We found blood, bodies, a broken window and the room somewhat destroyed" Mori informed

"I'm going to kill those guys" Chuuya growled furiously clenching his fists

"Who dares to mess with Dazai-san and Atsushi?" Akutagawa said furiously

"Awww I told you they would be worried" Dazai said as he entered carrying Atsushi on his back

Both were covered in blood and looked very tired

"Are you okay?" Kouyou said looking at both of them while Akutagawa picked up the tiger man and carried him and Chuuya brought his partner closer so that he could lean on him

"Atsushi was shot in the right leg and another in the abdomen" Dazai said as he leaned fully on Chuuya

"I just tripped on the way" Dazai nodded to his boss

"Akutagawa take him to the stretcher, I'll take care of healing him" Mori He said

"Chuuya you know what to do" Mori said looking at both of them

Both mobsters nodded to their boss

Akutagawa carried Atsushi to the stretcher and did not leave his side

And Chuuya maneuvered the body of his long boyfriend so he could carry him

Dazai put up a bit of a fight, but soon fell asleep knowing that nothing would happen to both of them

Chapter Text

Dazai woke up in a bed covered in bandages, in a soft shirt that reached his thighs

"Umm" Dazai stood up confused

Soon he saw the back of his boyfriend walking through the door with a tray of food in his hands

"Oh you're awake" Chuuya said upon seeing him

"I brought you food" Chuuya placed the tray on Dazai's lap

"Thank you" Dazai thanked his boyfriend before starting to eat

Chuuya smiled as he watched his boyfriend eat

When Dazai finished Chuuya placed the empty tray on a chair and laid down with the brunette, both ready to sleep some more

"Wait ¿and Q?" Dazai suddenly stood up

"Kouyou picked him up and explained everything to him, he's with her right now" Chuuya said as he laid the brunette down again

"Oh, thank goodness" Dazai sighed

"Good night" Chuuya said as he positioned himself for the brunette to hug him

"Good night love" Dazai said before falling asleep

Chuuya smiled and fell asleep happier than he had in years

With Atsushi and Akutagawa:

Atsushi had deserted himself on a black couch

"Ryu your boyfriend is awake" he heard Gin shout as he went to the kitchen for a glass of water

Atsushi heard quick footsteps coming down the stairs and soon found Akutagawa standing awkwardly beside him

"Are you okay?" "Do you need something?" "Water?" "A paracetamol?"

"A glass of water would be nice" Atsushi coughed a little with his throat dry

"Here you go" Gin said as he handed a glass to the white haired boy

"Thanks" Atsushi said before drinking

"Well, I'll leave you two lovebirds, I have work to do" Gin said before leaving

The two could hear the door close

"What am I doing here?" Atsushi asked strangely

"Your house is still being repaired and Mori asked me to take care of you, besides you're my boyfriend. It's my duty to take care of you" Akutagawa said

Atsushi smiled tenderly

"And Dazai?"

"Chuuya is taking care of him"

Atsushi fell asleep on the couch while Akutagawa read him a book

Dazai and Atsushi went to pick up Q after staying at their boyfriends' house all afternoon

"Dazai! Atsushi!" Q shouted upon seeing them both

"You had me so worried" Yumeno hugged them

"I'm sorry cabbage" Atsushi said as he lovingly ruffled the little boy's hair

"Sorry little brother" Dazai picked up the boy in his arms

"Are you okay?" the teenager asked worriedly

"Don't worry, we're fine" Dazai said to reassure the boy

"I'm glad" Q smiled at them both

"Where are we going to sleep?" Atsushi asked

"Chuuya invited us to his house while they repair ours" Dazai shrugged

Q and Atsushi nodded in agreement with the dark-haired boy

The three of them went to the redhead's house and enjoyed a delicious dinner

Chapter Text

At Chuuya's apartment everyone was having a quiet dinner, at the table were Dazai, Chuuya, Gin, Akutagawa, Atsushi and Q

"What if we go bungee jumping?" Dazai suddenly said

"Dazai please don't kill yourself" Chuuya said looking at his lover

"I mean it's a fun activity" Dazai smiled

Everyone looked at him doubtfully

"I don't think it's the best activity for you to do" Atsushi expressed

"Oh come on, I've never jumped off a bridge" Dazai said

"But you did fall into many rivers through jumping off bridges" Chuuya said angrily

"Yes rivers, but in bungee jumping there's nothing below" Dazai said

"That's what we're worried about" Q replied

"Oh come on, the adrenaline of doing that has to be incredible" Dazai argued

"Dazai please stop trying to kill yourself" Akutagawa said worried

"Yes please" Gin seconded what his brother said

"I just wanted a quiet dinner" Gin thought

"Can we not talk about this while we eat" Q said 

Everyone nodded and changed the subject

But things didn't end there, Dazai kept insisting a lot, a lot, really a lot, he didn't shut up even when they were showering for a whole month until Chuuya fed up told him "Okay bastard if you don't kill yourself or self-harm in any way for 6 months we'll go bungee jumping"

And Dazai did just that, he didn't try to commit suicide, cut himself, ingest poison, drugs or any other way to try to take his life for 6 months. It's the longest time Chuuya had seen him clean.

At Sunday dinner Chuuya sighed while everyone ate

"Okay let's go bungee jumping"

Everyone spat out the soup while Dazai clapped enthusiastically "yayyyyyy"

A few days later everyone went in Chuuya's car to the bridge, where the instructor put the safety harness on everyone.

The six of them jumped off the bridge with all the safety mechanisms in place and everyone screamed happily/terrified/excitedly

No one knew how, but Dazai managed to free himself from the harness that was tied to his waist where the rope was hanging and fall into the void

"Weeeeeeeee" Dazai shouted as he fell

"Dazai!" Akutagawa, Gin and Atsushi shouted

"Son of a bitch" Chuuya muttered

"Chuuya!" Q screamed desperately

Chuuya used his ability and stopped Dazai from falling

"Aaaaahhhhh Chuuya" Dazai pouted as Chuuya lifted him up

"Bastard, what I told you to kill yourself?" Chuuya shouted furiously

"But six months have already passed" Dazai pouted

"It's the same" Chuuya shouted at the brunette

"Besides, you promised me you wouldn't do it" Chuuya sighed tiredly

"When?" Dazai tilted his head in confusion

"At our non-wedding, you promised to always be by my side" Chuuya said

"But if I die by your side I'll still be by your side sweetheart" Dazai said

"Yes, but I don't want you dead" Chuuya said

Dazai snorted thoughtfully

"Besides, if you die who will take care of the kids, I can't be a single father of 4 kids at 22, it's bad for my complexion" Chuuya said

Dazai laughed at that

"Does that mean we can have a real wedding this time?" Dazai asked

"Are you asking me to marry you Dazai Osamu?" Chuuya looked at the brunette

"Maybe" Dazai smiled at the redhead

"You're a bastard" Chuuya smiled with tears in his eyes

"But you love me anyway" Dazai took the ring out of his pocket and offered it to Chuuya

"Yes, I do" Chuuya smiled at the brunette as he used his ability to levitate the ring and put it on his finger

"Can you make me fly Chu?" Dazai asked after smiling at his future husband

And Chuuya used his ability to make Dazai fly while the family did bungee jumping, now free from the fear of seeing Dazai fall and die

Chapter Text

Dazai and Atsushi were at the Armed Detective Agency waiting for Ranpo to let them in to speak to their president on behalf of Mori

Everyone else walked through the door ready to get to work

"And you guys here?" Kunikida said

"Work" Dazai answered without looking at him

"They're waiting to talk to the president" Ranpo continued sucking on the lollipop"

"Exactly" Atsushi said

"Ah" Kunikida looked at both of them

Dazai was wearing a suit that showed off all of his nice curves and Atsushi was wearing jeans that looked great on him with a wide-sleeved denim jacket

"Atsushi!" Izumi quickly hugged the boy

"Hello, little sister" Atsushi hugged her and ruffled her hair lovingly

"How are you?" Izumi asked both of them

"Good" They both said smiling at the girl

"By the way, Yosano, do you want to join me and Elise in playing a prank on Mori?" Dazai said to the doctor

"Now you speak my language" Yosano smiled

The president left his office

"You can come in" The The president nodded to both of them

Dazai and Atsushi entered the office

"Would you like some tea?" Fukuzawa offered

"No thanks" They both shook their heads

"So what brings you here?" Fukuzawa asked

"Mori wants to consult a meeting to look at the peace treaty again" Dazai said

The president raised his eyebrow looking at both of them "Why is that?"

"He didn't tell us, but he gave us a folder" Dazai said

Atsushi handed him the folder

Fukuzawa looked at the folder and nodded

"I'll talk to him to arrange a meeting"

Atsushi and Dazai nodded and left the president's office

The entire building felt a strange force

The office door suddenly opened and a red missile entered

Chuuya grabbed Dazai without touching his skin and carried him in his arms, he approached the window that was luckily open and left through it with his load in his arms arms

Everyone looked at the window in surprise

"What just happened?" Kunikida bewildered

"His husband came to pick you up" Ranpo said and continued eating chips

"HIS HUSBAND?!" Everyone from the Agency said at once

"They got married this spring" Atsushi said while smiling

"Really?" The Agency looked on in disbelief

"Yes, it was a very nice wedding" Ranpo said

"Yes, actually" Atsushi smiled remembering the event

Izumi nodded happily for them

"Atsushi, will you join me for some crepes?" Izumi asked her older brother

"Sure" Atsushi smiled at the little girl

The two of them went to get their crepes while the Agency was still in shock

"How are you?" Atsushi asked his little sister while they were eating their crepes in the park

"Well, it didn't change much" Izumi said

"It's calmer now, that's all Yeah, a little boring for my taste" Izumi commented

Atsushi smiled nostalgically at her

"And how are you?" Izumi asked her brother back

"Good, now I can eat three good meals a day" Atsushi said

"And Chazuke" Izumi commented amused

"Yes" Atsushi said also amused

"And how about Akutagawa?" Izumi asked interested

"We're dating" Atsushi said

"Yes?" Izumi said

"Yes" Atsushi answered

"Sometimes we go to Dazai and Chuuya's house to eat with their sister and Q" Atsushi commented

"Good, so your family has grown" Izumi smiled at her

"Yes" Atsushi smiled back

Chapter Text

In a room big enough to hold the Mafia and the Agency

"So, everyone knows what they're here for" Mori said

"To talk about the peace treaty" Fukuzawa said

Everyone nodded

"Upon the resurgence of the new members we have some modifications we need to make" Mori smiled

"Do we need a whole meeting to talk about this?" Kenji said

Seriously why were the kids in this meeting?

"Yes, since now that Dazai-kun and Atsushi-kun are Mafia members, we need to talk about boundaries, because they're different from the other Mafia members" Mori smiled at him

"Why are they different?" Yosano said

"Because unlike mafia members, we're informants, we can kill you if you interrupt our business" Dazai smiled at him

"A" Ranpo said

"Does that mean we can attack each other if we're attacked?" Kunikida asked

"If it's self-defense, yes, but I wouldn't recommend it" Fukuzawa said

"You feel like fighting the Mafia, glasses" Chuuya looked at him wanting to hit him

"Chuuya" Dazai looked at him saying "don't start fights at work meetings"

Chuuya looked back saying "I'll start a fight if I feel like it"

After that interaction everyone decided to finish the peace treaty as soon as possible so as not to start fights

"Well, I think that's all" Mori nodded

"One thing is missing" The dark-haired boy said

"Which one?" Fukuzawa asked

"Neither organization can touch Q" Dazai said looking at both organizations

Everyone looked at the brunette

"He's my brother and he's under my care" Dazai said

"I'm adjusting him to a normal life outside the Mafia" Dazai said simply

"Don't get close to him and he won't get close to you" Dazai warned

"Understood" Fukuzawa nodded to the brunette

After that both organizations said goodbye and left

A month later:

"DAZAI COME DOWN AT ONCE" Chuuya shouted from downstairs

"I'M COMING" The brunette's shout back was heard

Mori had sent the soukoku on a spy mission, it was actually to go to a rich people's party and listen to the gossip, as well as close some deals

Unfortunately, these rich people are old-fashioned and only allow one man and one woman

Dazai and Chuuya decided who would be the woman with a rock, paper or scissors game and to the redhead delight, Dazai lost

"Come on, you've been up there for 5 hours" Chuuya shouted

"Beauty takes time, chu-chu" Dazai replied

"We have to be there at 6 and it's 5" Chuuya said looking at his wristwatch

"Rich people always arrive late" Dazai said without importance

When Chuuya saw Dazai coming down the stairs, he fell in love again

The dark-haired man was wearing a long blue dress that looked spectacular on him and he had tied his hair, which he had been letting grow in a bun with two sticks that surely hid weapons

He was wearing stone earrings, some rings along with his wedding ring and what Chuuya liked the most, a choker with a heart made of black diamond that he had bought for him on his 23rd birthday.

"And how do I look?" Dazai asked

"Absolutely, fantastic" Chuuya said looking at the beautiful man he had as a husband

"Really?" Dazai asked doubtfully

"If I were single and I liked women I would propose to you right now" Chuuya got rid of his husband's doubts

The mobster could see how his husband blushed and tried to hide his face with his hands

Chuuya didn't let him, he took his hands away and kissed him right there on the stairs

"So was it worth the wait?" Dazai smiled at his husband

"Absolutely" Chuuya smiled lovingly at the other

The two left the apartment and went to the car where Hirotsu drove them to the party

"Have fun, I'll be back at 8" Hirotsu told them before leaving

Chuuya offered his arm

"How gentlemanly" Dazai hooked his arm and they both entered the party, where they were certainly the center of attention of many glances

The two went to the drinks area where Dazai ordered a Martini and Chuuya a Cosmopolitan

"If you get drunk I'll kill you" Dazai whispered

"I'm not going to get drunk" Chuuya whispered

"You better" Dazai whispered back

A woman in her 50s dressed in a black dress and pearls approached the couple

"Sorry to bother you, I don't think I've seen you before" Martha the lady said

"Abigail Irnandez, nice to meet you" Dazai shook the lady's hand

"This is my husband Howard Galtez" Dazai pointed to Chuuya who also shook the lady's hand

"We moved recently" Chuuya said

"Oh" Martha nodded understanding

The three continued talking a little longer until a third woman Rosalía joined

Chuuya saw a politician who owed money to the Mafia

The redhead left his drink on the table

"I have business to attend to, darling" Chuuya kissed Dazai's cheek and left

"What a gentleman, I wish my Hernesto was like that" Martha sighed

"I was lucky to find him" Dazai laughed

"And tell me why did you move?" Rosalia asked

"We wanted a change of scenery" Dazai answered calmly

The three of them continued chatting about their husbands, food and their gardens

Meanwhile with Chuuya

"Well, that's it" said the mobster wiping the blood off his hands as he left a room on the fourth floor

When he went down to the party again he went to look for his husband

With Dazai:

"And tell me, Mr. Charles, do you usually bring ladies to the balcony?"

"Only the beautiful ones"

Mr. Charles leaned on the balcony railing

Dazai approached and put his arm around his arms "Do you know what a lady likes?"

"What?" Charles asked

"Jewelry" Dazai said with a smile

"Yes?" Charles said cooperatively

"Well, it just so happens that I'm the manager of a jewelry auction, would you like me to invite you?" Charles informed

"Oh Mr. Charles, you really know how to convince a lady" Dazai leaned on the guy's shoulder

Charles patted Dazai's hand

A draft passed by and Dazai pretended to shudder

"Do you want to come in Miss Irnandez? It seems you're getting a bit of a draft" Charles asked the lady

Dazai nodded and they both entered the ballroom again

Dazai looked around and saw Chuuya back in the room having a drink at the bar

"Oh, it seems my husband is back from doing his business" Dazai said

"Are you leaving so soon?" Charles asked

Dazai laughed a little

"I have to say hello to him if no he get a little irritated" Dazai explained

"Okay" Charles smiled at him

"The auction is next month, I hope you come" Charles gave him the tickets

"Sure you will" Dazai took the tickets and left

Chuuya was having a drink at the bar and chatting with some politicians when he felt his drink being stolen

The redhead turned around to see Dazai drinking his martini

"How are you sweetheart? Are you having fun?" Chuuya asked

"Good honey, thanks for asking" Dazai replied

"May I have this dance Miss Irnandez?" Chuuya offered his hand

"Of course Mr. Galtez" Dazai gladly accepted the hand

And they both headed to the dance floor and started dancing

"Did you finish your work?" Dazai said as the two turned around

"Yes" Chuuya told the other

"We have three hours before Hirotsu comes for us" Dazai approached the redhead

The redhead looked at him

"Do you want to show everyone how good we are?" Dazai asked

"Of course" Chuuya smiled

Both showed their steps to everyone who was watching them

They danced for an hour until they got tired and went to the bar to have a drink

Dazai asked for a drink

"Mr. Galtez can I talk to you for a moment"

Chuuya went to talk to that man while Dazai drank his drink

After a while Dazai began to feel a little dizzy, the dark-haired man got up and was going to go to the bathroom, but someone intercepted him

"It seems that you are a little drunk, miss, how about you rest a little in a room"

Dazai heard what the man who was dragging him away from the crowd said, he looked at the person who was carrying him, but he couldn't see anything, as his vision began to blur

The man took him to a room on the first floor, closed the door and laid him down on the bed

The dark-haired man's mind was somewhat blurry, but when he felt a hand trying to unzip his dress was when he remembered that he had weapons

Dazai grabbed the stick he had in his hair, untied it and took out the knife he had in it

He hit the man's chest and pulled him off of him

He hit the guy with his knife in the eye and enjoyed the scream he heard

He grabbed the knife he kept in his leg and slit the guy's throat

He stained himself and the room but what did it matter

"How I hate people like you" Dazai said to the guy's body

He left the room to go to the bathroom to clean himself

Chuuya had taken a while good time to leave the talk with that man

He quickly returned to the bar, but did not see Dazai

"Where did that idiot go now" thought the redhead

Chuuya looked for him in the surroundings, but did not find him luckily a kind lady told him that she had seen a man take a woman who seemed somewhat drunk to the rooms

The mobster went to the rooms, but before he could open any he saw the trail of blood

Chuuya followed the trail of blood to the bathroom where he found Dazai cleaning the blood from her dress

"I liked that dress" Chuuya closed the bathroom door

Dazai turned around

"Oh, if he is not my knight in shining armor?" Dazai said sarcastically

"Where were you?" Dazai asked

"Where were you?" Chuuya asked too

"A guy tried to drug me and rape me, and you?" Dazai said

Chuuya approached the brunette and saw that his pupils were indeed dilated by the drug

"Did you finish the guy?" Chuuya asked furiously

"Yes" Dazai nodded, but he felt a little dizzy and had to grab his head

"What did they give you?" Chuuya asked worriedly

"I don't know, happy drug" Dazai shrugged

"Do you want me to call Hirotsu?" Chuuya asked the other

"Yeah, I'm tired of this party" Dazai said

"Okay honey" Chuuya called Hirotsu and in 15 minutes they were both in the car

It seems that the drug took some effect after Dazai slept for 15 minutes in the car

"Chuuya~~"

"Yes?"

"Why are you so beautiful?"

Dazai looked at him in love

"I don't know, genes I guess"

Chuuya laughed

"I don't like your hat, it hides your beautiful hair"

Dazai pouted

A while later Dazai put his finger in his mouth

"Shhhh cats will rule the world"

And then he fell asleep

Chuuya looked at him in love and amused

Chapter Text

"Why are they fighting?" Yosano said as the Agency and Port Mafia watched Mori and Fukuzawa fight on the rooftop of a building

"Go Fukuzawa, hit him!" Dazai shouted

"Hey!" Mori shouted

"That's what you get for not raising my salary" Dazai shouted back

"But you get paid more than me" Chuuya said

"I know, I just felt like yelling at him" Dazai shrugged

"Weren't they fighting because they were going to do a people exchange or something?" Atsushi asked

"Oh no, not even joking" Akutagawa replied

"Imagine having someone from the agency in the mafia, it would be a fiasco" Akutagawa said

"True" Dazai said

"I thought they were fighting over custody of the kids" Elise said

"You shouldn't be fighting with Mori?" Kunikida asked

"Nah Rintaro defends himself well" Elise waved her hand away

Everyone watched as Fukuzawa almost split Mori in two

"Arg almost" Yosano, Dazai and Elise said at the same time

"I thought they just had a disagreement" Kouyou told what she thought

"I thought they were both fighting over the same cat" Hirotsu expressed his thoughts

Everyone shrugged and continued eating popcorn and watching their bosses fight

"Boss, do something with those damn scalpels, unless they only serve to traumatize 14 year olds" Dazai said bored of watching them clash swords

All the spectators looked at Dazai

"What?" Dazai looked at them while eating popcorn

Mori hit Fukuzawa's foot and pointed his scalpel at him

...

"Are you going to slice his neck like grandpa?" Dazai

"I apologized for that" Mori looked at him

"That doesn't take away my trauma old man" Dazai looked back at him

Fukuzawa took the opportunity to turn the tables and threw Mori to the ground and put his Katana to his neck

He kicked Mori's scalpels sending them away

"And Fukuzawa is the winner" Said the Judge

Everyone cheered

"What a good fight" Ranpo said

Chuya's watch beeped

"It's five, time to take you to therapy" Chuuya dragged Dazai

"Bye people, if I don't come back it's because I really died" Dazai said as Chuuya dragged him

Everyone said goodbye to Dazai and wished the therapist luck

Chapter Text

An explosion was heard in the Agency building

Kenji grabbed the tables and pushed them together to prevent the explosion from hitting his companions

Ten people entered the room and started shooting at them

"Why are they attacking us?" Izumi asked

"I don't know they are gangsters, ask them" Yosano said dodging the bullets that were being fired at him from a building

"Because they want to make a deal with the Port Mafia" Ranpo provided the information

"They don't seem to know that we made a deal with them" Kunikida answered angrily

"No, they think we're their rivals, that's why they want to give us as peace offerings" Ranpo answered

Dazai entered breaking the window with Atsushi behind him

"Ci sono figli di puttana perché gli sparano (Let's see, motherfuckers, why are you shooting at them)" Dazai said

"Dazai Osamu?" Flavio asked

"Si flavio, sono io (Yes Flavio, it's me)" Dazai told the guy

"Vogliamo parlare con il tuo capo (We want to talk to your boss)" Flavio told Dazai

"Il nostro capo non sarà felice di parlare con le persone che hanno quasi ucciso i nostri alleati (Our boss won't be happy to talk to the people who almost killed our allies)" Atsushi told Flavio

"Alleati? (Allies?)" Flavio said bewildered

"Abbiamo facto un patto, tu l'hai infranto (We made a deal, you broke it)" Atsushi informed him

"Scusa? (Pardon me?)" Flavio said without understanding the guy

"Sei perdónto (Forgiven)" Dazai said with a smile

Dazai took off two daggers from his boot and threw them at Flavio who dodged them

"So that's how we go" Flavio smiled and took out his sword

Dazai took out his knives

The two began to fight, clashing blade against blade

The Agency watched as Dazai fought the boss while Atsushi took out his gun and killed 6 of the ten members

"Atsushi!" Kunikida yelled at the boy

"I can kill, you can't" Atsushi said as he used his empty gun to punch one in the face

"You've really changed," Kenji said as he looked at his former members

"You've matured a bit," Yosano said

"And now you know how to defend yourself," Ranpo smiled proudly

Dazai kicked Flavio against the wall and threw the katana straight at his heart

"Don't nail people against the wall," Kunikida yelled at the brunette

Dazai kicked someone in the face

"You'd rather I nail you," Dazai said as he looked at Kunikida as he disarmed someone and punched him in the stomach

Atsushi and Dazai stood back to back against the last two members

"The demon and the tiger," one said

"We've heard about you," the other said

"I hope only good things," Dazai said arrogantly

The four of them charged at each other fight

Atsushi hit the girl with his claws while the boy had managed to pin Dazai to the ground with his foot

"How does it feel to eat dust?" The boy said

"You should know that I've only let one person kick me to the ground and get away with it" Dazai informed the guy

The dark-haired boy twisted the guy's ankle and turned the tables sending him to the ground

"Is my husband" Dazai said before breaking his jaw with a kick and then shooting him in the heart

Dazai threw a dagger at Atsushi and the boy used it to slice the neck of the last remaining opponent

"Did you really let Chuuya kick you to the ground?" Atsushi asked his mentor

"The first time we met at 15" Dazai answered

The president left the office

"And you guys around here?" Fukuzawa asked

"Just solving some problems" Dazai said wiping the dust off himself

"And when will they pick up the bodies?" Fukuzawa said looking at the blood on his walls

"The cleaning crew will come in a few minutes" Atsushi answered

"Well then you're free to go, I think you have business to attend to" The president said

"See you later president, the chibi is waiting for me" Dazai jumped out the window and left

Atsushi left with Izumi for crepes and the others stayed in the office which was now trashed

"We did lose some great members" Tanizaki said

"Yeah" Kunikida, Naomi, Kenji and Yosano agreed

"That's what happens when you don't appreciate your members" Fukuzawa said

Ranpo nodded

Chapter Text

Dazai, Atsushi, Chuuya and Akutagawa had gone to a jewelry auction at the request of the boss, as he wanted to buy a diamond pendant valued at 4,601,615.00 euros (5 million dollars) that Elise had her eye on

They knew that there was another auctioneer who also wanted it, so they needed to find him and put him to sleep in order to get the necklace without complications at the auction that would be organized tomorrow at noon

Dazai and Chuuya integrated with the other people at the party while gossiping with the rich people in order to get information

Akutagawa and Atsushi began to look for the target

Dazai was chatting with the ladies while listening to the gossip and Chuuya talked to the men about business

Atsushi discovered that the guy who also wanted the pendant was French and would arrive around 9 at night

He informed Dazai through the communicator that connected them

The dark-skinned man told Chuuya and he nodded

Dazai went to talk to the event director to get some valuable information while they waited for the boy to arrive

At 9 the party director announced a dance in the center of the room

Everyone chose their partner and started dancing, Dazai went from girl to girl and Chuuya went from girl to boy, while Akutagawa and Atsushi stayed together the whole time. In the end Dazai reached Chuuya and both enjoyed the last dance.

After the four danced Dazai went to the bar where Chuuya accompanied him while Atsushi went to the bathroom and Akutagawa went out to get some fresh air

While they were having a drink at the bar a guy approached them

"Bonjour, monsieur, ça vous dérange si je vous offre un verre?" (Good afternoon, sir, do you mind if I buy you a drink?)

Dazai stared at the guy

Dazai knew English, Spanish, Galician, Russian, Japanese, Romanian and Italian, but not French, while Chuuya did know French, he always liked the language.

"He's offering you a drink" Chuuya said

"Ohhhh" Dazai said understandingly

"How nice, of course, good sir" Dazai said to the guy

"Il dit oui, je serai son traducteur puisqu'il ne parle pas français (He says yes, I'll be his translator since he doesn't speak French)" Chuuya said while smiling at the guy

The guy invited Dazai for a whiskey

"89 whiskey good choice" Dazai smiled at the guy

"89 whiskey bon choix" Chuuya said to the guy

"Le meilleur choix celui dans son costume lui va vraiment bien" The guy said while smiling (Best choice, the one on his suit really suits him)

"He says he likes your suit" Chuuya translated for him

"Oh thanks, my husband picked it out, he has expensive taste" Dazai replied with a smile

"Oh merci je l'ai choisi mon mari a beaucoup de gout" Chuuya said to the other (Oh, thanks my husband chose it, he has great taste)

"Son mari?" The guy said (His husband?)

"Bonjour, je me presente, Nakahara Chuuya, son mari" Chuuya said to the guy with a smile (Hello, let me introduce myself, Nakahara Chuuya, his husband)

The guy apologized and left

"You know he wanted to flirt with you, right?" Chuuya said as he took a sip of his drink

"Yeah, but I'm not going to turn down a free drink" Dazai smiled at his husband and they both clinked their glasses

It was at 10:10 that they saw the guy they must have slept with chatting with some women at the party.

Dazai went to talk to the man while Atsushi and Akutagawa who had come back from getting some air and going to the bathroom watched his back

While the dark-haired man started chatting with the guy while he invited him to drinks, no one thought it was strange that he fell asleep after the fifth bottle he drank

The waiter called someone to take him to his room while the group of mobsters enjoyed the rest of the party.

The next day they got the necklace without problems while the other auctioneer slept in his room.

Elise was very happy with her new necklace

Chapter Text

Dazai was walking calmly down the street when someone hit him with a bat and while the dark-haired boy was recovering from that blow they put him in a van and fled.

It happened so fast that the people on the street only had time to call the police and tell them that they had just kidnapped someone, but that they didn't know the license plate of the van, only that it was black.

About half an hour since they kidnapped the dark-haired boy, Chuuya was enjoying his quiet day, he had gotten up late without his annoying partner who was probably lazing around instead of doing the job he was paid for, and since it was his day off he was in the kitchen preparing something.

The mobster was making himself a coffee when the phone rang, he picked it up and a voice said through it

"We have your husband"

"Which one?"

"What?"

"I have 7, which husband?"

"Hey, brown hair, lanky and wrapped in bandages"

"Oh, that's Dazai"

"Yeah, huh-"

"You don't have him, he has you"

Chuuya could hear the guy's scream before the phone disconnected

"tsk amateurs" Chuuya said before putting on his gloves and going to find his husband

The redhead arrived at an abandoned factory and entered, when he saw his husband covered in blood, laughing as if the demon had possessed him under a mountain of body, he smiled sweetly

That was his beloved, so deranged but sweet at the same time.

They both shared a sweet kiss as they walked away, leaving a burning building behind them

Later that day, at around 2:10 pm, Dazai went to pick up Q from school

The boy happily walked over to his brother's side, the dark-haired boy lovingly patted his head as he grabbed his hand and they both headed to Chuuya's house

"How was your day?" Dazai asked the boy

"Well, today we learned how to do two-digit multiplication" Q informed the older boy

"That's great" Dazai said

"And you?" Q asked his brother

"Nothing out of the ordinary" Dazai smiled at him

When they got home fifteen minutes later Chuuya greeted them both at the door

The boy greeted the older boy and went to the kitchen where his food was waiting for him

Chuuya greeted Dazai with a kiss at the door

In the afternoon they went to the park and on the way they grabbed Atsushi and Izumi along with Gin, Rynosuke and Elise, the seven of them went to a somewhat secluded part of the park so they wouldn't be bothered while they enjoyed the quiet day

The dark-haired boy took food out of the picnic basket that he and Chuuya had prepared and placed it on the blanket

The family enjoyed the pasta salad and rice balls while they chatted quietly about everything and nothing at the same time

When they finished eating Dazai lay down to take a nap while Chuuya helped Atsushi and Izumi make flower crowns, they gave him a red and yellow one Elise got a purple one, Q got a blue and silver one, and the Akutagawa brothers got a pair with lots of flowers on them.

Atsushi walked up to Chuuya and offered him a crown, the mobster smiled at the boy and put it on him

An hour later Dazai woke up from his nap

"How did you sleep?" Chuuya asked

"Wonderfully" Dazai said stretching

The brunette looked at everyone's crowns

"Oh, you made flower crowns" Dazai said looking at the flower crowns on all their heads

"We made one for you too" Izumi said as she handed the crown to Dazai

"Thank you" Dazai smiled at the girl and put the crown on

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It was a Tuesday, December 12th, when Dazai came up with the wonderful idea of ​​going ice skating.

Chuuya was good at skating thanks to his skill and sense of balance, Dazai had done rhythmic gymnastics, which helped him with his balance and he was delicate but agile in his movements by nature. Atsushi and Akutagawa had never ice skated before, they were both newbies and needed a lot of persuasion from both adults to let go of the edge of the rink and grab an adult so they could learn to skate properly, Gin was agile and powerful on skates and was teaching Q while Chuuya taught Atsushi and Dazai taught Akutagawa

"Come on Ryu follow my steps" Dazai told the boy he was holding by the hands "you slide one foot and then the other"

Akutagawa did as his mentor told him and slid one foot and then the other

"Very good Akutagawa that's how it's done" Dazai told the boy when he saw his progress

They went around a few more times to get a rhythm and the dark-haired boy began to teach the boy how to stop. After the boy knew how to stop correctly, Dazai and Chuuya crossed paths and exchanged partners

"So Atsushi, what can chibi teach you?" Dazai smiled at the boy

"The basics" Atsushi told his mentor

Dazai smiled and Atsushi feared knowing the meaning of his smile

"Then it's time to level up"

"NO" Atsushi told his mentor worried about his butt that would surely make him fall

"Don't worry Atsushi I'll teach you well" Dazai smiled and let go of the boy

Putting his hands behind his back, Dazai began to skate backwards

"You just have to do the same as skating forwards, but in reverse, pretend your heels are your feet and your feet are your heels" Dazai said

"I don't think I can do that Dazai-san" Atsushi said with fear

"Of course you can Atsushi" Dazai told him

Atsushi sighed, he tried to do what his mentor told him, surprisingly Atsushi managed to do it on the first try

"I told you you could do it" Dazai told him proud

Atsushi smiled back

"Now Gin will teach you more things"

Atsushi tried to protest, but Dazai was already gone and his arm was now hooked to his sister-in-law who was smiling at him

Q was caught in the air and spun around in Dazai's strong arms

"I'm surprised you can lift me up with those noodle arms" Q said to the other when he put him down

"I'm surprised you know how to skate after having been in a basement all your life" Dazai told him

And soon both children laughed like brothers, holding hands, they continued enjoying their family skating

The family changed partners every hour, once they could even see Dazai and Gin perform a backflip and land perfectly safe and sound. Everyone cheered them for that feat.

And there was a moment when the 6 of them skated together with smiles on their faces.

Soon the family left the ice rink tired from all the skating and changed into more comfortable shoes.

The six of them went to get some hot chocolate to warm up after that. And when the kids were asleep, Chuuya and Dazai carried them to the car and talking quietly, they drove home with a smile on their face.

Chapter Text

The Port Mafia was running away like crazy, even the executives and the boss were running away

And you might say what's so dangerous that would make the entire Port Mafia run together?

Well obviously a Dazai with an axe and a smile that says he wants blood

Dazai was running with an axe chasing Mori and anyone who got in his way would be attacked, even Hirotsu was attacked and Dazai loved the old man very much

"I wonder what Mori did?" Q said watching the carnage next to Elise while both ate popcorn

Dazai had given the girl a necklace so that Mori couldn't call her

"Mori~~~" Dazai said smiling like death itself while holding the axe

"Dazai please can we talk about it" Mori said cowering in a corner

"Oh of course we can talk about it" Dazai smiled and raised his axe

"You have made my husband and children work on coffee and cookies, since you gave them so many missions that they couldn't even sleep. Then Mori you will give us a whole month of vacation for keeping my family awake like a high school student in the ebau or you will die by my hand" Dazai smiled wickedly

Mori put his hands on his head "I can't give you all a month of vacation"

"Oh how bad" Dazai lowered the axe pointing at Mori's neck

"OK, OK, I'll give you "I WILL GIVE" Mori said begging for his life

The axe stopped just 1 millimeter from Mori's neck "It's a pleasure to do business with you" Dazai put the axe back on his shoulder and went to where the girls were

Offering them a hand Q, Dazai and Elise left, leaving everyone shocked and fearing for their lives.

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"You know that if you yell parkour before jumping off a building it's not suicide but a failed trick" Dazai said

Chuuya threw a fork at him which Dazai dodged and stuck in the wall

"A normal dinner, that's all I ask for" Rynosuke said

"It's his fault for not stopping talking about death" Chuuya

"I like death" Dazai

"We know" Gin, Atsushi and Q said

"Well then tell us how your day was Akutagawa" Dazai said as he continued eating

"Splendid" Akutagawa smiled "I went to buy some figs this morning and then I met up with my boyfriend after he finished a mission, then we went on a post mission date"

"Oh, those are so fun" Chuuya said

"Then we went back home and played board games with my sister and her girlfriend and ended up coming here for dinner" Akutagawa said

"What a great day" Dazai smiled

Akutagawa nodded in agreement

"And yours Gin?" Chuuya asked the girl

Gin shrugged "It was relatively normal"

"Tell us anyway" Dazai encouraged the girl to talk

"First I got up and had a problem with my hair since it didn't want to cooperate. So I asked Ryu for help, then I went to the Mafia where Hirotsu, Tachihara and I were training all day"

"Did you kick her ass?" Chuuya asked curiously

"Yes" Gin said

"That's my girl" Dazai said proudly

Gin looked at the table blushing at the praise

"Thank you Dazai-san" Gin said shyly

"Then I went home where I played board games with the couple and we came here for dinner" Gin finished speaking

"And you guys?" Atsushi asked both adults

"The usual" Chuuya said

"We took Q to school" Dazai started

"We went to work" Chuuya shrugged

"We blew up a building" Dazai said

"And we came to prepare dinner" Chuuya said in a normal tone

"Ah" They all said

"Everyday things" Q said

Everyone nodded

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"Dazai-san and Yosano-sensei, what are you doing in my office?" Mori asked both adults

"You know Mori-sama gossip about you" Dazai smiled at him

"Exactly" Yosano nodded at what the dark-haired man said

Both smiled sinisterly at Mori and he decided to leave

As he walked down the hall he found Chuuya and Elise chatting quietly, the doctor went to approach them, but they both smiled at him saying "don't interrupt our talk"

Mori walked away from both of them and continued walking through the halls of the Mafia

His feet took him to a break room where he made himself a coffee

He was quietly enjoying a good coffee and a book when he noticed presences around him

Mori looked up to see Dazai, Yosano, Elise and Chuuya surrounding him and smiling at him as if they were going to kill him

"Rintaro we want to go shopping" Elise said

Mori looked at his ability "Elise dear you already have a lot clothes"

"And?" Elise said

"You can never have enough clothes" Chuuya argued

"Liar, you for one have too many" Dazai said

"Shut up, I'm not going to follow the fashion advice of a walking bandage" Chuuya

"Your taste in men is very questionable if you question my fashion advice, but you're going out with me anyway" Dazai stuck his tongue out at him

"Back to the topic, we want to buy stuff" Yosano said

"And you're going to accompany us" Elise continued

"To carry the bags" and Dazai finished

"You have no choice boss" Chuuya told him

"Fukuzawa was right, I should have stayed in bed this morning" Mori thought

And that's how three functional adults and a little girl ended up convincing a Mafia boss to go shopping

"Oh, look at that pretty dress" Yosano said upon seeing a short black and violet dress

"It's beautiful" Elise said

"You should try it on" Dazai mention

"Somewhere I can leave all this" Mori said while carrying ten stacked bags in his hands

"Oh don't complain Mori, Mafia bosses are supposed to be strong to lead" Yosano said

"Mentally strong, not physically strong" Mori complained

"You should exercise rintaro you're getting old" Elise said

"You're bad" Mori pouted

Elise stuck her tongue out at him 😛

"Come on boss, there aren't that many bags" Chuuya said

"Then you carry them" Mori replied

"I'm already carrying my precious hat" Chuuya said while showing the hat box he was carrying

"For once Chibi didn't buy an ugly hat" Dazai sighed

"None of my hats are ugly you stupid mackerel" Chuuya told him

Dazai stole Chuuya's hat and ran away

A hat box was thrown at Mori's face making him almost fall over as the stacked bags wobbled

"Kids" Mori said grabbing the box and placing it on top of the pile

Yosano and Elise gave two boxes of dresses to Mori and went to look at more shops, the doctor started looking for a place where he could leave all the bags

As he walked without really seeing much he bumped into someone scattering the bags on the ground

"Oh sorry"

"It's nothing" Mori stopped looking at the bags scattered on the ground to look at who he bumped into

"Fukuzawa? And you here?" Mori said surprised

"I could say the same" Fukuzawa offered a hand to Mori to help him up

Mori grabbed the offered hand and Mori started picking up bags

"I didn't think you'd be here today" Mori said holding 5 bags in his hands, a dress box and Chuuya's hat box

"Ranpo wanted to come" Fukuzawa said as he grabbed the other five bags and the dress box left in his hands

The two looked at each other

"Arg old lovers" Elise said making a face

"You can say that again" Dazai

"Now I know why you were here" Fukuzawa said looking at the children

The four of them smiled angelically

"So where are we going to eat?" Chuuya asked

"I want pizza" Elise said

"Sushi" Dazai said

"I don't care as long as there's wine" Yosano answered

The two older ones looked at the children with a smile at the younger people discuss where to eat

"Hi dad, hi guys" Ranpo arrived and greeted everyone

"How about at home? We can make pizza and get some sushi at the store nearby" Ranpo said

"What a great idea Ranpo" Dazai said

"And there's wine at home" Yosano smiled

"You and I are going to be great friends" Chuuya said to the doctor

"Oh no, you're going to be wine aunts now" Dazai said looking at them

They both gave him the middle finger

The seven of them went to buy the food and wine and then they all went to Fukuzawa's house where they spent the afternoon talking and playing Mario Kart on the Wii

Mori and Fukuzawa looked from the kitchen to the couch where the sleeping children were, Yosano was curled up with Ranpo and Elise on either side of her and Dazai was curled up next to Ranpo with Chuuya sleeping on top of him. Dazai had one arm over Chuuya to keep the redhead from falling, Ranpo was pulling Dazai closer to him and grabbing his shirt Yosano with one hand while the doctor hugged Ranpo and Elise

"Adorable" Mori said looking at his little family

"We raised them well" Fukuzawa smiled

"Yes we did" Mori leaned on Fukuzawa's chest and he hugged him around the waist while both parents continued to look at the children

Chapter Text

Mori had called Gin into his office

"Boss" Gin greeted him with a bow

"Gin I have a mission for you" Mori looked at the girl

"Alone?" Gin asked wanting to know all the details

"No" Mori smiled and pointed to the door

The door opened

"Did you call me boss?" Dazai said as he entered the room

"Yes Dazai dear, I need you and Gin-chan to team up for this mission" Mori took out a folder and put it on the table

He opened the folder showing a restaurant and a bald old man

"This is Jonson Fredir the famous director of the INCSF bank" Mori told them both

"I need you to talk to him at Popu le tui and get him to let us keep the jewels we got from Fer in his safe" Mori said

"Boss, if you don't mind me asking, isn't convincing our allies something else that Dazai-san usually does alone?" Gin said doubtfully

"My dear Gin, you were trained in finance by me, you are the most suitable to accompany me, in addition to your excellent skills as an assassin" Dazai alluded to the girl

Mori nodded "Exactly"

They both nodded "Okay boss"

"And by the way Kouyou has your clothes for the meeting" Mori said looking them up and down

"What's wrong with our clothes?" Gin asked looking at her assassin outfit

"You need more elegant clothes" Mori said with a smile

"He just wants to give people to model for Ane-san" Dazai said

The girl and boy walked down two floors to Kouyou's office

"Oh they finally arrived" Kouyou said happily

The two gave him a smile

"Come with me so you can try on your outfits" Kouyou took them out of the office and to his workshop

"Try it on and tell me how it goes" Kouyou gave them each an outfit and showed them where the fitting rooms were

They both left 10 minutes later

Dazai was wearing a black three-piece suit

and Gin a jacket and pants along with a black top

"We look good" Dazai said

"Yes" Gin agreed

"My fashion sense never fails" Ane-san said

"I wish Chuuya had that fashion sense, I swear he picks worse hats every time" Dazai shook his head

Kouyou sighed fondly "Finish quickly and come have tea"

The two nodded and went to Popu Le Tui, Mr. Fredir was waiting for them at a table

"Jonson dear" Dazai greeted the guy and sat down leaving a place for Gin

"Osamu Dazai and Gin Akutagawa long time no see" Jonson smiled at them both

The two smiled back

"What do you guys want to order me?" Jonson asked them

"Mori is interested in storing some jewelry in your safes" Dazai said bluntly

"Umm I see" Jonson said thinking about it

"Mori offered security as payment" Gin said

Fredir narrowed his eyes at both of them

"We've heard that you've had thwarted robbery attempts" Dazai said

"Yes, everyone got away without stealing anything luckily" Jonson said

"Mori is willing to let some of our people take care of your security" Dazai indicated

"As long as in exchange you let us use one of your safes" Gin said

"That would make it so you no longer have to use 0.2% of your funds on security" Dazai counted

"Which would increase what you can invest by 0.5%" Gin said

"Making your money in the stock market increase by 10% if you invest it well" Dazai finished

"You're good with numbers, but what should I invest in?" Jonson asked

"SL Sons' stocks are going up right now and being a company that provides shoes there is always demand" Dazai said

"If you buy 10 shares that would be 10% which would make your money go up 15% on the stock market" Gin said

"And 15% more cash and having a discount on shoes you can get on your boss's good side which would make you more likely to get the raise you want" Dazai smiled at the guy

"You sure know how to sweet talk a man" Jonson smiled at the dark-haired man

"The art of the gab" Dazai offered a hand which Mr. Fredir shook

"Let me know when you want to keep the jewelry" Jonson said before getting up

"Don't worry, we'll let you know" Gin said looking at the man who was leaving

When they could no longer see the guy Gin and Dazai high-fived "mission accomplished" they said

Both chatted about anything until Ane-san's house

"Onee-san we're back" Dazai said as he opened the door to Kouyou's house

Kouyou came out with a tray of tea and mochis "Soon"

"The deal went well" Gin said

"I'm glad" Kouyou smiled at both of them "You have the clothes in the fitting room"

Dazai and Gin walked over to the changing room and changed into their usual clothes then went into the living room

"Thanks for the clothes Kouyou" Gin said

"You're welcome Gin dear" Kouyou smiled at the girl

The three of them sat at the table drinking tea and mochis

Chapter Text

Chuuya had entered his house to find his husband chatting with a twenty-something girl.

"Entón dis que o anel está sendo investigado nese edificio" Dazai asked the girl

"Si, pero será difícil entrar xa que hai científicos por todas partes" The girl said

"Así que teremos que buscar un xeito de entrar sen que nos vexan" Dazai indicated to her

"Encuberto quizais" The girl proposed

"Será o mellor" Dazai nodded his head

"Entón vou investigar un pouco e despois enviarei unha mensaxe coa información que reciba" The girl told the brunette before getting up and leaving, saying goodbye to both of them.

"And that girl? What language were you speaking?" Chuuya said when the girl left

"A friend who came to retrieve something and asked me for help. The language we spoke is Galician, a language spoken in the autonomous community of Galicia and the westernmost areas of Asturias, Leon and Zamora" Dazai told his husband

In the afternoon Dazai and the girl called Maria went to a warehouse full of clothes

"Oh María querida, ves pola roupa?" Alex said a white-haired boy dressed in a vest

"Si querido" Maria told him

"¿Que necesitades?" Alex asked

"Roupa da limpeza" Dazai answered

In an office building there were two people in blue suits and caps holding a cleaning cart

"Good morning" said the scientists passing by in the hallway and the cleaning workers nodded

They entered a room with a sign that said only authorized personnel allowed

In the room there was a ring placed on a shelf. The girl took the ring off the shelf and placed it in a pocket of her shirt, both cleaners left the room and walked down the hallway.

Placing the cart in a corner both workers walked out the door, outside they took off their caps showing a girl with pink highlights and a boy with brown hair.

"Thank you Dazai-san" said the girl

"You're welcome Maria-kun" said Dazai

The two went their separate ways

"And what was that ring that the girl wanted for?" Chuuya asked him when he walked through the door

"How do you know about the ring?" Dazai asked

"Use the translator" Chuuya shrugged

"It was a family heirloom" Dazai said

"And why was it in the possession of government scientists?" Chuuya asked

"Because it grants powers" Dazai said simply

In the distance we can see a girl with brown hair and pink highlights on a plane

The girl put the ring on her index finger and her eyes glowed electric blue for a moment before turning brown again and the girl smiled

(Maria and the Ring of Thunder) Great title *chef's kiss*

Chapter Text

Dazai had stopped by the Mafia to pick up some papers that Mori wanted him to deliver

"Dazai-san I've already delivered the papers that Mori wanted you to deliver" Said a girl of medium height, blonde with blue eyes

Dazai smiled at the girl "Thanks Ana"

The girl nodded nervously "By the way could you join me for a moment"

Dazai nodded and followed the girl to an office on the third floor

When the brunette opened the door he was greeted by streamers and confetti

"Happy return Boss" Said Mark a red-haired boy with brown eyes

"We're glad to know that you're back" Ana said

"We're glad to have the best boss in the world back" Fatima a girl with black hair and eyes shouted happily

The three of them gave Dazai presents

"Guys..." Dazai said with tears in his eyes 

"Boss don't cry, Chuuya is going to kill us" Mark said passing tissues

"It's just I was caught off guard" Dazai said wiping away his tears

"I didn't know you liked me as a boss"

"But sir, you were a wonderful boss" Ana said placing the gifts on the table and grabbing Dazai's hands

"Yeah, who else would push us to the limit to get us to give 100 percent of ourselves?" Mark said proudly

"Besides, who could scare everyone but be a little dough deep down if not you" Fatima said

Dazai laughed

"You've done everything possible to make us excellent killing machines and to be able to meet Mori's expectations and thus not end up dead" Ana said

"And even though sometimes you were shit in the past, you always made sure we were safe and worried that we were fine to do the missions you entrusted to us" Mark nodded

"As well as celebrating missions well done by treating us to Donuts" Fatima said

"You're a great boss sir" Ana said

"And you're great subordinates" Dazai said and enjoyed the proud smiles he saw blossom on his three loyal subordinates

"Now tell me everything I missed while I was at the agency" Dazai said sitting at the table

"You knew Elise got Mori to wear a dress while you didn't here" Fatima said

And so the four of them told gossip, anecdotes and spent the afternoon catching up with their boss

When it was late at night, the four of them decided it was time to go home

"And remember boss, we will always be at your disposal even though you are no longer an executive" The three of them said

Dazai smiled at them and nodded before heading home, knowing that he had gotten Hirotsu to take those three home safely

Chapter Text

Dazai had been kidnapped and the Port Mafia was doing everything they could to find out where he was before Chuuya came back from a mission in three days and destroyed the building for being idiots unable to find her husband

Atsushi was typing on a computer while drinking coffee

"YES" The albino shouted causing everyone present to look at him

Atsushi ignored the looks and closed the laptop

The boy quickly went to the boss's office

"Mori, sir, I found him" Atsushi said when he walked through the door

Mori raised his head from some reports he was making and looked at the boy

"Take Kouyou and Hirotsu with you" Mori dismissed the tiger

Atsushi quickly went to get both adults and went to the place where he had located the brunette

What the three found was a warehouse full of boxes where they found the brunette lying on the floor

"This is strange" said Atsushi when he saw the The brunette wasn't hurt

"He seems asleep" Hirotsu said looking at the brunette

Kouyou put his ear close to the brunette's mouth and watched his chest rise and fall

"He's breathing" Kouyou said looking at the two of them

"Let's take him to Mori" Hirotsu said as he grabbed the informant in his arms

Mori walked out of the infirmary making the three of them get up from the chairs where they were waiting

"Certainly, this is a strange condition" Mori said

"Is Dazai okay?" Atsushi asked worried

"He's in some kind of coma" Mori said

"Some kind of coma?" Hirotsu repeated

"I didn't know it was possible, but Dazai has been affected by an ability" Mori said

"I found an apple in his stomach and by analyzing it I was able to find out that he has remnants of abilities" Mori reported

"Remnants of abilities?" Kouyou said

"Do you know the tale of Snow White?" Mori suddenly asked

"What does Snow White have to do with Dazai?" Atsushi asked not knowing what the doctor was getting at

"Snow White bit into a poisoned apple and fell dead until a prince kissed her, Dazai was forced to eat an apple with over 100 abilities in it and is now in a coma" Mori said

"And how can we wake him up?" Kouyou asked

"I can only assume with a true love's kiss" Mori expressed

"So, do we have to wait for Chuuya to come back and kiss him?" Atsushi asked

"It seems so" Hirotsu indicated

"In the meantime I want all the information possible on Dazai's kidnappers" Mori looked at Atsushi

"The Mafia collects its debts and also its revenge" Mori smiled

And the three smiled, happy to be able to get revenge for their dear companion

After two exhaustive days of searching, the three found the guys who kidnapped Dazai

They took the car and headed to the bar where the three kidnappers were

Breaking the door of the bar, the place began to be riddled with bullets

Only three people survived who were brutally torn apart by a katana, tiger claws and Hirotsu's sword

The three returned to the headquarters bathed in blood where Gin and Akutagawa brought them towels to clean themselves

A day passed and Chuuya returned from his mission and went to report his success to his boss

"Well done chuuya" Mori said

Chuuya nodded

"Where is my annoying husband?" Chuuya asked

Mori gulped "Come with me please"

Mori took the redhead to the room where dazai was

The hat mafia member saw his husband in bed

"What happened to him?" Chuuya asked approaching the bed

"He bit into an apple full of abilities" Mori said

Chuuya looked confused at his boss

"He was kidnapped and forced to eat an apple that had over 100 abilities, when he took a bite of the fruit he fell into a jellyfish and just like Snow White he needs a kiss of true love to wake up" Mori said before leaving

Chuuya grabbed Dazai's hand and squeezed it "It seems you fulfilled your dream of being Snow White"

"It's time to wake up princess" Said the redhead before lowering his head and kissing her lips

When he separated he saw his boyfriend's blinking eyes

"Good morning" Chuuya said seeing his husband awake

"Chuuya? What happened?" Dazai said confused

"They kidnapped you and decided that you would play Snow White" Chuuya answered

Dazai blinked "So you woke me up with a kiss of true love?"

Chuuya smiled "Obviously"

And they both kissed sweetly

Chapter Text

Dazai and Atsushi had gone to the Agency dorms to go get Izumi to take her to the park

Izumi opened the door dressed in her signature red kimono and smiled at both of them

The two adults smiled back

"Ready?" Dazai asked

"Yes" Izumi nodded

Izumi grabbed both of their arms by the crotch and the three of them left the dorms

While the three of them chatted they headed to the park where they went to the crepe stand and enjoyed a delicious snack sitting on some benches

"How have you been doing little one?" Dazai asked while eating his crepe

Izumi paused while eating and said "Well, the agency hasn't changed much, it's just quieter now that Kunikida isn't yelling all the time"

Dazai laughed and continued eating his dessert

The quiet silence continued until Izumi asked "And you Dazai how have you been doing?"

Izumi finished her crepe "Atsushi keeps me informed of his life, but I don't know anything about yours"

Dazai smiled at the girl and shrugged "Nothing much kidnappings, information exchange, the usual"

Dazai suddenly got excited "Although the other day we got Mori to wear a dress" the dark-haired boy laughed as he remembered his boss in a purple dress that Elise had forced him to wear

Izumi laughed as she tried to imagine the feared mafia boss in a purple dress

Atsushi showed her pictures and the three of them started laughing uncontrollably

The three of them stood up when they finished eating and threw the wrapper away

They were talking while walking through the park

Soon the three of them went to sit under a tree and Dazai took out a picnic blanket while Atsushi took out a basket from behind him

The three of them started eating on the picnic blanket while they were having a little chat

After eating Dazai took a little nap and when he got up he was surprised to find that Atsushi and Izumi were making flower crowns

The two children smiled at him and took out two flower crowns from their backs, one with blue flowers and one with purple flowers

"Who taught you to make these beautiful crowns?" Dazai said

"Kouyou-san, now put them on" They both said

Dazai smiled at them both and put the purple crown on under the blue one

"How do I look?" The dark-haired boy asked

"Very nice" Izumi said and Atsushi nodded in agreement

The three of them sunbathed on the blanket and played some board games like parchís where Izumi won 6 games, Dazai 5 and Atsushi 4 or chess where Izumi won 5 times against Atsushi and Dazai won 4 to 2 against Izumi

When the sun began to set the three of them packed everything and left

In the bedrooms the two mobsters said goodbye to the little detective and went to their respective houses

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Hirotsu heard a knock on his door and went to open it

When he opened it he found Dazai and raised his eyebrows

"Grandpa, would you help me with this level?" Dazai asked with a smile as he picked up a game console

Hirotsu smiled and let the adult in

The two sat on the office couch and started playing the video game

"What you have to do is climb up this palm tree so you can land on top of the boss and knock him out, which will give us time to grab the sword and kill him" Hirotsu said as he showed the boy what he had to do

Dazai smiled "Thanks Ojīsan"

Hirotsu smiled at the boy "Did you want anything else?"

"No, just spend time with my grandpa" Dazai said

Hirotsu smiled tenderly and pulled out a tea set

"So tell me how was your day?" Hirotsu asked

"Alright for now, I just handed some information to the boss and then went to the supermarket so I could make dinner" Dazai said

"So what are you making for dinner?" Hirotsu asked curiously

"Nothing special, just a simple ramen" Dazai said

"Crab ramen?" Hirotsu asked

"For me yes, Chuuya will have normal ramen" Dazai answered

Hirotsu smiled amused

The two continued chatting and drinking tea as the afternoon turned into night

Another day Dazai was in Hirotsu's office with a computer while the other was making reports

"Hirotsu, do you know the Kakimoto group?" Dazai asked the elder

"It's a group that started making deals years ago, they started with arms sales and evolved into jewelry sales"

"They have to have more than 10,000 members and they are the main place for buying and selling weapons and jewelry in Yokahama" Hirotsu said

"Why?" the elder asked curiously

"Mori says that they have been stealing weapons from us and wants to send Chuuya to give them a message" Dazai said

"So you are investigating so that your husband does not go crazy?" Hirotsu said

"Exactly" Dazai answered

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Dazai and Atsushi were heading to a cafe as they were meeting Ranpo and Fukuzawa there

They both entered the cafe and ordered their drinks waiting for the other two

The detectives arrived a few minutes later

While everyone was chatting and drinking coffee

"How about we buy candy?" Ranpo suddenly said

"Sure" both gangsters said

The four of them got up and went to a candy store where they each bought and ate three bags of candy

Fukuzawa looked at the two boys with a sugar rush

"Why did I decide this was a good idea?" Fukuzawa said

And before he knew it Dazai had gotten a hold of a white cat and was cleaning it in a fountain and Atsushi was meowing and had tiger ears and a tail

Ranpo looked on amused as he licked a lollipop

"What kind of candy did you guys get?" Fukuzawa asked

"A lot of sugar" Ranpo said

The swordsman brought the two sugar-filled children and the detective home

"Fukuzawa?" Mori said as he saw his husband enter "I thought you said you were going to go with our children..." The doctor fell silent as he saw his two informants sleeping on the couch

"Sugar drop" Ranpo reported

"Do you want some cookies?" Mori asked them both

"Sure" Ranpo said for the two

The three sat at the table and began eating cookies and chatting with each other

A few hours later Chuuya and Akutagawa entered the place

"Hey Mori, have you seen our boyfriends by any chance?" Chuuya asked

Akutagawa tapped his shoulder and pointed at the couch

"Oh, there they are" Chuuya said

Each one picked up their boyfriend and they just cuddled up to them

"Bye" both gangsters said before leaving with their precious burdens

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Dazai was lying on the bed while Chuuya was braiding his hair

"Chuuya I've been thinking" Dazai said

"Umm" Chuuya said showing that he was listening

"We should go on a date" Dazai said

Chuuya just braided Dazai's hair

"Okay" the redhead answered, grabbed the brunette by the hand and led him away

"Umm where are you taking me?" Dazai asked his husband

"On a date" Chuuya said simply

"Oh, I didn't think we'd go right now" Dazai said looking at his boyfriend

Chuuya smiled at him and they both started walking calmly holding hands

They passed in front of a supermarket and Dazai dragged Chuuya inside

"I didn't imagine our date in a supermarket" Chuuya said looking as his boyfriend put trays of meat in the cart

"We don't have food at home" Dazai said simply

"I was thinking of taking you to a fancy restaurant" Chuuya said

"You can do it, but after restocking the fridge, plus we're not exactly dressed to the standard of a fancy restaurant" Dazai said

Chuuya looked at his white t-shirt and beige pants and at the brunette in his light brown t-shirt and green pants "right"

Dazai continued shopping until he got everything he needed and then they both went to his house to change

"Come on Dazai we're going to be late" Chuuya said waiting for his husband to finish changing

"How do I look?" Dazai asked coming down the stairs

Chuuya turned around to see the dark-haired man dressed in black suit pants buttoning his black shirt and a black corset on his waist

"Absolutely beautiful" Chuuya said looking at him with his mouth open

Dazai laughed and hooked his arm with his companion's "Let's go then"

"Do you have a reservation?" The girl at the reception asked

"Yes, in the name of Nakahara Chuuya" Chuuya said

The girl looked at the registers and nodded "Follow my partner, please"

"This way, gentlemen" said a man leading them to their table

After showing them where their table was and giving them their menus, the waiter left

"It's nice here" Dazai said looking at the quiet place

"For what we pay, you better do" Chuuya said

"When did you ever care about money?" Dazai said with a raised eyebrow

"When I was poor" Chuuya told her

"Well, you're not poor anymore even though you're married to one" Dazai said

"Tell that to your millions in the stock market" Chuuya said looking at the other

"Do you know what you want yet?" The redhead asked, changing the subject

"I'll have the wagyu steak with white truffle" Chuuya said

"I'll have the shabu shabu" Dazai said

The waiter wrote down their orders in his notebook "And what to drink?"

"Bring us your best bottle of Sake and a Château Mouton-Rothschild 1945 Jeroboam" Chuuya said

The waiter nodded and in no time brought the orders, Dazai and Chuuya enjoyed a good meal accompanied by a good chat while enjoying each other's presence

"So, how was last week's mission? I heard that some of your agents were injured" Chuuya said

"Oh, don't worry, Mark is fine, he only has a broken arm, two weeks of rest and he'll be as good as new, although Fatima wasn't so lucky, we're still waiting for her to wake up after the explosion" Dazai said looking with distant eyes

Chuuya interlaced his fingers above the table "I'm sure she'll wake up, don't worry"

"I hope so" Dazai said

"By the way, when were you going to tell me that you bought a violin?"

Chuuya stopped eating "You know about the violin?"

Dazai laughed "obviously, it was under our bed Chuuya"

"I knew I shouldn't have hidden it there" Chuuya said quietly

"Well, I was hoping you could play a little for me" Chuuya said looking into his husband's eyes

Dazai looked at him softly "sure darling"

The two finished eating and went home where Chuuya went to look for the violin under the bed, he handed him the violin and Dazai positioned himself and started playing Ed Sheeran's Perfect on the violin

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Dazai was standing in a vacant lot looking at his enemy, the man in purple (William Afton, what are you doing here?)

Both opponents took out their knives, Dazai grabbed the handle of his and threw it at the other, making a cut on his cheek. Fyodor smiled and approached the other, attacking him on the leg. Dazai grabbed the knife that was stuck in his leg and stuck it in the other's shoulder

They both smiled at each other and continued the fight

Dazai grabbed a throwing knife and threw it against the invisible wall that surrounded them, sticking it in a high point

Fyodor smiled and took out black balls from his pocket, throwing them at his opponent, while Dazai did somersaults and gymnastic movements to dodge the balls that exploded every time they touched the ground

Dazai smiled and ran to the wall, pushing himself with the run-up, jumped and grabbed the dagger that he had stuck before, using it as momentum to get higher and hit the machine that contained them trapped, creating an electric shock causing the field below him to become electrified

Fyodor smiled and took out a sword, Dazai took out his katana and both began a battle of clashes between metals while suffering electric shocks from the electricity in the field

The two were clashing their weapons for a while 10 minutes until Dazai got tired and threw his sword into the air to spin kick Fyodor and knock him against the wall of the place

Dazai quickly arrived at the place where Fyodor was collapsed on the ground and Dazai took the opportunity to stab him in the forehead and his katana in the chest killing him

The blue field that kept them trapped fell apart and Dazai could see two suited men applauding

"Thank you very much for your contribution to public health by killing the terrorist Fyodor Dostoyevsky" One of the suited men said

Dazai bowed to both men and then cut them in half with his katana

"Thank you for showing me what the government is doing right now" Dazai said with a smile

The news that a secret base had exploded where the government had gadgets to force battles between ability users and create a supernatural bloodbath spread like wildfire gunpowder, news from all sides had a field day with that and with the reports that everyone working on that project and those who had authorized it were dead in gruesome ways

Dazai smiled into his teacup as he read the newspaper sitting at Mori's desk watching the other sign the papers for his report he had just handed in

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Dazai was looking at his new acquisition with shining eyes

The dark-haired boy had managed to get his hands on a beautiful black scythe that an Arab had sold him, the boy only had to pay 33,579.37 yen (200 euros) for it, but the scythe could even throw fire, so Dazai did not hesitate to buy the weapon.

The dark-haired boy walked with his new weapon down the hall while whistling an unknown tune and cutting in half the agents who tried to block his way

Dazai cut and hit the people who approached him while enjoying the carnage, soon he reached the indicated room and opened the door with the ocular retina of the boss's head that he had in his hand. He threw the head behind him when the door opened and entered the room.

The agents who were chasing him could not do anything when the door closed with Dazai inside, since the door did not open if there was someone inside.

The dark-haired boy approached the pedestal that held a book illuminated by a light

Dazai smiled and grabbed the book, putting it in his coat

"Ready" He said to the earpiece in his ear, he approached the door again where he entered

In a short time the wall in front of him collapsed and a red glow illuminated the place

"Do you need a hand?" Chuuya asked entering the place

"No thanks love, I'm fine" Dazai said smiling at the other but approaching his side

The two went to the exit provided by Chuuya's entrance and left in a car that was waiting for them outside while the place was riddled with bullets

"Here is the book, as you asked" Dazai handed the book to his boss

Mori smiled

"Good job" Mori said to both of them

The two bowed and left

"So what did Mori want the book for?" Chuuya asked when they both got home

"I wanted to make fritters for Fukuzawa and Ranpo" Dazai said

"All that for a cookbook?" Chuuya said looking at the other incredulously

"It's not just a cookbook, the book can be about anything, but right now Mori just wants to make his husband and adopted son happy, he'll surely use it for other things later" Dazai said with a smile

"So a magic book that talks about anything" Chuuya said trying to see that she understood her husband perfectly

"Yes" Dazai said nodding

"Okay..." Chuuya said

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"You always say that I'm full of myself and that you're going to bring me back to earth" Dazai said with a smile as he walked through the city with Chuuya by his side

"How do you plan to do that?" Dazai smiled arrogantly at his partner

Chuuya kicked him to the ground and smirked at him as he placed his foot on the other's chest

"Don't you think you're back with the mortals sweetie?" Chuuya said with a mischievous smile on his face

"Idiot" Dazai said with a laugh and Chuuya helped him up

"So shall we go get the tea sets Ane-san wants?" Chuuya asked, linking his hand with the taller one

"Let's go" Dazai said with a smile

The two of them walked hand in hand through the city until they reached the porcelain store, they entered the place and began to look at the different things they sold

"Do you think she'll like these?" Dazai asked, showing him a set of cups that had roses printed on them

"Umm, they're pretty, but let's look for more designs to see if we can find something else" Chuuya said

The two of them continued looking until they saw the entire store and noticed the cups in the window

"Those are pretty" Chuuya said, looking at the blue cups with a beautiful drawing in golden spirals

The shop assistant who had been watching them said "Those are the cups painted by Marie Antoinette"

"The queen of France who said to eat cakes?" Chuuya asked

"No, an artist who gave herself that name" The shop assistant said "She's famous around the area because her works are of quality and at a good price"

"We'll take it" Dazai said decisively

The shop assistant nodded and went to place the tea set to give it to the customer

After Chuuya paid and Dazai grabbed the bag, the two walked to the brothel where Kouyou operated

Entering the brothel they saw a bunch of women in suggestive outfits and some even fucking on the wall

A brown-haired woman saw them and approached them with a smile

"Osamu, Chuuya, have you come to see Kouyou?" The woman asked

"Hello Chika, we're here to deliver something" Chuuya said smiling at the woman

Chika smiled and showed them the way to Kouyou's office

When the two entered the indicated office they were met with the sight of Kouyou holding a man pinned to the wall with his katana

"Did we interrupt something?" Dazai said raising an eyebrow at both of them

"I don't want to see you here ever again, understood?" Kouyou said to the man who nodded scared shitless

The woman released him from his sword and the man ran out the door

"Nothing darling don't worry" Kouyou said with a smile

"Okay..." Dazai said not very sure

"Did you want something?" Kouyou said

"Well, we came to bring you a gift" Chuuya said giving him the bag

The red-haired woman sat at her table and opened the package looking at the tea set they bought her

"It's beautiful, you guys didn't need to" She said looking at both of them

"Sometimes you have to give a lady gifts" Dazai said with a smile

"Well, thank you" Kouyou said

The three of them chatted for a while while one of Ane-san's girls served them tea, at one point in the conversation Dazai excused himself to go to the bathroom

The man came out of the first floor bathroom and found himself being pulled towards a wall

"I didn't know brothels had such handsome male prostitutes" The man said putting his two hands on either side of Dazai's shoulders

"Sir, you're too drunk and I'm not a male prostitute" Dazai said looking at the guy

"Look beautiful as much as I love to see you Talk, I want you to dance the tongue dance with me" The man said looking at the dark-haired man

Dazai simply kicked him in the balls making him bend over in pain

"What the fuck" The man said groaning in pain

Dazai approached his ear and said "If you want a gay brothel, there's one right around the corner, but I'm married and have kids, so I recommend you leave before my husband comes down and beats you to death"

The man grabbed his crotch and walked out the door quickly

"Well, that's done" Dazai said putting his palms together and went back up the stairs

"What took you so long?" Chuuya asked when he saw him enter

"A man who mistook me for a prostitute" Dazai said shrugging his shoulders

"Why do weird things always happen to you?" Kouyou asked

"It must be because I'm beautiful" Dazai said

"Well, we'll be leaving now big sister" Chuuya said

"Goodbye Nēsan" Dazai said goodbye

The two left the place

"Well, it's time to go home" Dazai said smiling at his husband

Chuuya grabbed him by the hook and leaned on the taller one "Yes, it's time to do it"

"Are you going to make your Mochis?" Dazai asked

"Today is your turn, remember love" Chuuya said

"But my turn was last week" Dazai said

"Yes, but a man has tried to fuck you so I want Mochis, since you surely won't let me beat him to death" Chuuya said

"Chuuya it was just a mistake of the guy" Dazai sighed

"Well that's why you'll make me Mochis so I don't kill him and then I'll fuck you in bed to claim my domain" Chuuya said

"And why do you get only things?" Dazai asked pouting

"Because you get a good night of sex and I'll go with you to any ballet you want to take me to" Chuuya said

"Oh there's one in Milan on Saturday and I happen to have two tickets" Dazai said excitedly

"See we all win" He said patting his hands

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(Well I got tired of this fanfic so this is the last chapter)

A few years had passed, Dazai was now closer to 30 than 20

Mori had organized a party to celebrate the years of peace thanks to the treaty

"It seems you were busy" Yosano said to Dazai who was holding a baby in his arms

"you wish, it's from my daughter's" Dazai said

"How cute, why didn't you tell me i were an aunt" Yosano said

"But you did go to the baptism, you just got drunk enough to not remember anything" Dazai said

"That sounds like me" Yosano said

Mori clinked his glass and everyone looked at him

"I propose a toast" He said raising his glass "To old and new friends"

"To alliances" Fukuzawa said

"To the prosperity of Yokahama" He said Kouyou

"For the alcohol" Yosano said

"And for the family" Dazai said

Everyone raised their glasses and shouted "FOR THE FAMILY"