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Pablo: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Dora: Cannibalism.
Pablo: *confused chewing noises*
Notes:
I really wish there were fanfictions and good fanart of these two
Chapter 2: Just Be Yourself
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Emma: Just be yourself.
Diego: Really? Emma, I have one day to win over Pablo’s parents.
Diego: How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Kate: Couple of weeks.
Alana: Six months.
Naiya: Jury’s still out.
Diego: See Emma? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!
Chapter 3: Candies
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Pablo: Hey, Dora. These candies you gave me? They sucked.
Dora: But you ate them all.
Pablo: I had to make sure they all sucked.
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Diego: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Pablo: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Diego: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Pablo: Is it working?
Notes:
Pablo x Dora was my OTP until i found out the world of 🏳️🌈✨️YAOI✨️🏳️🌈
I've been shipping these two ever since
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Dora: Is something burning?
Pablo: My burning love for you of course!
Dora: …
Pablo: …
Pablo: And the kitchen is on fire…
Notes:
Pablo what the hell did you do to set the kitchen on fire?
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Dora: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".
Dora: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???
Notes:
Seriously though how the fuck is that even possible?
Chapter 7: Pablo Sucks
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Alana: Where's Diego?
Kate: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Kate, shouting: Pablo sucks!
Diego, distantly: Pablo is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Kate: Found them.
Chapter 8: A llama
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Alana: Ladies, gentlemen and Diego, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Dora: A llama?
Alana: No.
Dora: A baby llama?
Alana: No!
Dora: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Alana: NO!
Chapter 9: It's!
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Kate: It’s beautiful outside this morning!
Alana: It’s 2AM.
Kate: It’s Beautiful outside!
Dora: We’re indoors.
Kate: It’s beautiful!
Diego: It’s storming.
Kate: It’s!
Chapter 10: Nothing In Life Is Free
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Kate: Nothing in life is free.
Emma: Love is free.
Dora: Knowledge is free.
Naiya: Friendship is free.
Alana: Self-respect is free.
Pablo: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.
The Squad: ...
Dora: Pablo, that's illegal-
Kate: No, let them finish!
Chapter 11: Date
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Diego: You got a date yet Pablo?
Pablo: No...
Diego: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
Chapter 12: Autocorrect
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Diego: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Pablo: It was autocorrect.
Diego: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Pablo: Yes.
Chapter 13: Straight
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Diego: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Pablo!
Pablo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Chapter 14: Future Partner
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Pablo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Diego: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Pablo: That one. I want that one.
Chapter 15: Onions
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Diego: Are you okay?
Pablo, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
Diego: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Pablo?
Chapter 16: Alphabet
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Diego: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Pablo: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Diego: No, like, U R A Q T.
Pablo: Awwww!
Chapter 17: Did It Hurt When You Fell?
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Pablo: Did it hurt when you fell-
Diego: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Pablo: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Diego: ...
Pablo: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Chapter 18: Milkshake
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Waiter: What would you like?
Pablo: Bring a milkshake with two straws.
Diego: *blushes*
Pablo: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!
Chapter 19: Oblivious
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Pablo: So, what’s Diego's type?
Dora: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover.
Pablo: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.
Dora: Did I mention oblivious?
Pablo: Yeah, why?
Dora: Okay, just making sure.
Chapter 20: Heterosexual Glitter
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Alana: So, what's it like living with Diego?
Pablo: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Alana: ...
Pablo: I love them so much.
Chapter 21: Babe
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Kate: Why do you look like that?
Pablo, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Kate: Like you’re dead.
Pablo: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Emma: Pablo accidentally called Dora “babe” in front of everyone today.
Pablo: *sobs into the floor*
Chapter 22: Limes
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Pablo walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Dora, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Dora, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
Chapter 23: 100 Bucks
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Alana: Do you love Dora?
Pablo: Yeah, I do.
Alana: Emma! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Emma: We all love Dora. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Pablo: I thought that was implied.
Emma: ...
Alana: ...
Pablo, looking straight at Emma: Congrats Alana, you just won 100 bucks.
Chapter 24: Do You Love Me?
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Dora: Do you love me?
Pablo: We’re literally married.
Dora: Yeah, but as friends or—
Chapter 25: Iconic Duo
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Dora: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Pablo: You and me!
Dora: *tearing up* Ok.
Chapter 26: Goodnight
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Dora: Goodnight to the love of my life, Pablo, and fuck the rest of y'all.
Chapter 27: 50/50
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Pablo: Relationships should be 50/50. Dora cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Chapter 28: Emotional Availability
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Pablo: Dora, you know how much I love you…
Dora: Whaddya want?
Pablo: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!
Chapter 29: Drunk
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*Pablo comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Dora’s bedroom.*
Dora: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Pablo: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Pablo: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Dora: ...
Chapter 30: Mistake
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Pablo: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Alana: ...what happened?
Pablo: I made a VERY bad mistake.
Chapter 31: A KNIFE!
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Kate: What do you have?
Pablo: A KNIFE!
Kate: NO!
Chapter 32: Tell Me I'm Pretty!
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Pablo, throwing their head into Dora's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Dora, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
Chapter 33: Pablo Is So...
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Alana: Pablo is so...
Naiya: Annoying?
Diego: Cute?
Kate: Funny?
Emma: Weird?
Alana: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!
Chapter 34: Going Outside Might Help
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Alana: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
Diego: I went to the park today.
Alana: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Diego: *opening their coat* This duck.
Chapter 35: Bullying
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*Bullying Prevention Day at school*
Teacher: Kate, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?
Kate: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—
Teacher: To write something to your teacher?
Kate: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!
Teacher: *internal screaming*
Chapter 36: Check
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Alana: Christmas lights?
Pablo: Check.
Diego: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Pablo: Check.
Naiya: Santa suits?
Pablo: Check.
Dora: Shovel?
Pablo: Check.
Kate: Alibi and bail money?
Pablo: Check- wait, WHAT?!
Chapter 37: Smart Is Attractive
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Emma: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Naiya: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Emma: Stop.
Chapter 38: Prank War
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Pablo: I’m in love with you.
Dora: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Pablo: I know.
Dora: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Chapter 39: Anger Issues
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Pablo: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Dora: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Emma: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
Chapter 40: Forest Fires
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Dora: Hi, I'm Dora, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.
Chapter 41: Video Games
Notes:
Decided to add 10 more chapters because the 40 is bothering me
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Diego & Dora:*Playing video games*
Emma: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Diego: *silence*
Dora: *silence*
Emma, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Diego & Dora in shame: Yeah...
Chapter 42: Run and Leap
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Pablo: If I run and leap at Diego, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Pablo, running towards Diego: Coming in!
Diego: No! I’m holding coffee!
Diego: *Drops coffee and catches Pablo*
Chapter 43: Old People
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Pablo: Those darn tall old people.
Emma: Darn em' indeed.
Diego: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
Alana: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
The Squad:
Alana: Hahaha.
Alana: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?
Chapter 44: Spider
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Dora, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Alana: Oh? Lemme see!
Dora, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.
Diego: …where’s the spider.
Dora: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*
Alana: Oh no.
Diego: DORA, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!
Chapter 45: I Hate You
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Diego: I hate you.
Pablo: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
Chapter 46: Boat
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Naiya: *sees Diego and Pablo together*
Naiya: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Emma: You mean... you ship them?
Notes:
It's me!
Chapter 47: Take Out
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Emma: Did you take out Diego as I requested?
Pablo: Diego has been taken out, yes.
Emma: You have my grat-
Pablo: It was a great restaurant.
Pablo: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Pablo: Diego proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.
Notes:
I don't think that's what she meant Pablo
Chapter 48: Good Morning
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Dora: Good morning.
Emma: Good morning.
Kate: Good morning.
Diego: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Alana: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Notes:
Ask and you shall receive!
Chapter 49: Across The Country
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Dora: *running into the room* Pablo just said he doesn’t love me anymore!
Alana: What?!
Pablo: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Kate in the face.
Notes:
What the hell did Kate do for Dora want to drive across the country just to punch her?
Chapter 50: Kiss
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Pablo: Diego kissed me!
Naiya: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Pablo: It was unbelievable!
Naiya: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Dora: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Naiya, get the wine and unplug the phone. Pablo, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Pablo: Oh, it ended very well.
Naiya: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Dora: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Pablo: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Dora: Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Pablo: First he started out on my waist and then he slid up and then he was in my hair.
Naiya and Dora: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Diego eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Alana: Tongue?
Diego: Yeah.
Emma: Cool.
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