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Jesus smiled As The disciples Surrounded him congratulating him.

“Awh…thank you guys.” He said with a smile.

The other’s had Made a Big Party For Him and the guests were just now starting to arrive.

Jesus flicked his hand and gracefully Turned all the water Into wine, his curls Swishing. Making the room erupt into Praise and cheers.

Then He Cut the Cake. “Let’s Feast!”

There had been dancing for a while, It had Mostly died down and people were just chatting or drinking now.

Jesus Glanced at his friends “Where…Is He?” He asked Anxiously, Fearing that he would not arrive.

His Friends looked at him and one approached him. “I dunno man…He’s…yk, God, Probably busy.”

They only realized too late what they’d said.

A Look of dissapointment and Sadness Traced Jesus’s Face. “What…But Dad promised he’d Come….”

He seemed to regret what he’d told him. “Jes’…Noo…Please don’t say that, he- he’ll be here soon.” He reassured him.

Jesus looked down at his gold cup and at the blood red wine in it, His reflection shining for a moment revealing his anxious expression and his furrowed eyebrows. “I Hope so…”

But Amongst the crowd there was one that did not seem to fit in.

His red snake like eyes with slit pupils glanced around the room. “Sssso…The Ssson of God Issss Ccccelebrating?…” his Voice Exasperated, you could not tell if he was speaking like that because he was speaking in an echoed whisper, or because he had the mouth of a snake.

Slowly, the figure approached the Lamb.

His hand Slowly creeping up

“Judas!”

Jesus’s Voice sounded cheerful and Surprised.

“Oh. You have no Idea how Glad I Am to see you, This Party was starting to get depressing, I Mean- I shouldn’t be sad on my birthday, should I?” Jesus started rambling and Going on and on.

Satan’s Eyes Narrowed. “Sson of God?…” he asked.

Jesus’s Eyes Widened.

“Yeshua?…”

At that, Something In Jesus’s Demeanor seemed to change.

“Yes?…” he said as Satan tilted his snake like head.

A cracked smile seemed to form on the beings mouth. “You Were Expecting your Father?…The…Creator?”

Jesus Hesitated. “Yes Satan?”

Satan seemed to pause, his smile turning into a frown. There was a silence, before he continued. “…He .. Will be here. Soon.”

Jesus looked at him, unsure of his Intentions, but his eyes seemed…surprisingly soft. “Thank you.”

Satan gave him a nod, and then Disappeared into the Shadows as poor judas was left to fall over Into Jesus’s arms.

Something else seemed to leave Jesus’s Body too. Because he was left to forget the interaction. “Oh My God! Judas! I’m Sorry, Did I Exhaust You by talking too much?!” Jesus asked Panicked, shaking the judas in his arms.

“Huh?….No…” Judas said dizzyly to his boyfriend. “Happy Birthday Jeez…” he Said, Though some Bystanders looked shocked that he’d just said ‘Jeez’ when that wasnt invented in the 0th century, Oblivious to the fact it was a nickname for Jesus.

“Alright…” jesus said, though internally he was more relieved About the fact he was Going to see his father and that he would be there soon. He didnt know how, but somehow he just knew.

“Ugh…Do I have to?…” Could be heard as a certain deity leaned on his throne lazily.

“You can not be serious.” Satan said with his eyes narrowed, standing infront of the deity. “You were the one who wanted to have a child. You are supposed to be a Good God. It should not be The Personification of Evil’s Job to tell you how to do your job.” Satan Said talking to him like he was a child.

Yahweh had his face leaned into a pillow that had appeared on the throne out of nowhere. “Ughhhhhhhh. Lucyyyyy. I don’t want tooo!!” He said with his hand draped over his head dramatically, though sounding kinda annoyed.

The Other Facepalmed, Now Completely Loosing It. “YHWH Jehova Christ. If You don’t go down and be a good parent for your other self, I Am Dragging your,” he Narrowed his eyes “‘Ass’” he said Kinda disgusted to use human slang “Down.”

Yahweh briefly glanced at the devil, Eyelids half covering his gorgeous eyes. “Sigh…Fine,”

“Good.” Satan said Narrowing his eyes as the other stood up.

Jesus was Chugging down a Bottle of Wine, When a Horrendous Loud sound graced them all and Lightning struck down making him loose his balance.

In a Flash of Light, Stood his Father…The Creator, God.

His Face braced beaneath a mask and a Strong enough glow to burn any unlucky eye.

Covered in robes from top to toe, He Was Magnificent and Glorius.

Immediately, You could see a Crowd of People rushing to his feet.

But Jesus was Just stunned for a Moment, Before a smile spread across his face, and he said, “Daaaaaad! Welcome!” Holding his arms out open as He walked towards him.

His Father Gave him a Hug and Smiled at him. “Jesus, My boy! Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas.”

Jesus smiled wholeheartedly. “I’m So Glad you’re here…”

Yahweh smiled back too. “I Love you. I’m So Proud of you.”