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It starts off showing the outskirts of CN City, with a being a sign that says "Welcome to CN City!".

It then pans into the city, where a parade in the streets could been seen from above.

Leading the parade was The Mayor of Townsville, who was riding in a 1961 Lincoln Continental being driven by Ms. Bellum.

It then pans over to the citizens of CN City, gleefully marching right behind them.

The first shot showed Dexter, Dee, Johnny Bravo, Cow, Chicken, I AM Weasel, The Powerpuff Girls, The Eds, Courage, Mike, Lu, Og, Sheep, Otto Osworth, Larry 3000, Buck Tuddrussel, Samurai Jack, Grim, Billy, Mandy, Hector Con Carne, Robot Jones, Socks, and Sector V.

The second shot showed Coop, Kiva, Jamie, Bloo, Mac, Coco, Eduardo, Wilt, Ami, Yumi, Juniper Lee, Ray Ray, Monroe, Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Robotboy, Tommy Turnbull, Ben Tennyson, Gwen Tennyson, Max Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Rook Blonko, Jake Spidermonkey, Adam Lyon, Rodney, Andy, Sunny Bridges, The First-Year Music Class of The Wesley School for the Performing Arts, Chowder, Mung Daal, Shnitzel, Truffles, Flapjack, Captain K'nuckles, and The Saturdays.

The third shot showed Rex Salazar, Finn, Jake, Lance, Ilana, Octus, Mordecai, Rigby, Gumball, Darwin, Uncle Grandpa, Steven Universe, Clarence, Sumo, Jeff, Wirt, Greg, Jason Funderberker, Grizz, Panda, Ice Bear, Hiro Karuta, John, Max, KO, Enid, Rad, Craig, Kelsey, JP, Victor, Valentino and Tulip.

It then cuts to Grape Ape, who was cheerfully marching as well, only to accidentally knock over a building, prompting him to stop. This resulted in a domino effect as all the nearby buildings started to fall over as well.

It cuts to the Looney Tunes, who were cheerfully marching, but then turn their heads (along with everyone else) to see the falling buildings behind them.

It then cuts to The Flintstones, The Jetsons, Yogi Bear, Boo Boo, and Mystery Inc, who all started running (as well as everyone else).

In the back of the crowd were The Titans, The Justice League, Johnny Test, Dukey, Tom, Jerry, and The Xiaolin Dragons, who were the closet to the falling buildings.

Upfront, Ms. Bellum immediately stepped on the gas while The Mayor was still cheerfully waving.

After some running, all the citizens made it to the city plaza, where they all stopped, thinking they were safe.

Unfortunately, all the buildings around them started to collapse, crushing them all.

Suddenly, the title card, "CN City Adventures", drops in, only to get crushed by a falling building.

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It was a peaceful fall afternoon in CN City, and over at Jellystone Park, a group consisting of Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Quick Draw McGraw, Dee Dee, Johnny Bravo, and Ed were rushing down a path through the woods. They were on their way to visit Yogi Bear and Boo Boo for the day.

Fred: Yaaaaa!!

Barney: Alright, we’re going to Yogi and Boo Boo's place!

Quick Draw: Yeeeeaaaah!!

Dee Dee: Yeah ha ha!

Johnny: I’m gonna beat you all there!

Fred: Keep the room warm, Yogi! We’re on our way to your place! 

Ed: It’s gonna be so fun! Ha ha!

Suddenly, the group stopped mid-run. They noticed that the grotto where Yogi and Boo Boo's cave was located was blocked off by a massive metal cube. They approached the door, which held a sign that read “KEEP OUT” in big red letters.

Fred: Yogi? Boo Boo?

The group then decided to go inside. They pushed open the door, which was surprisingly unlocked.

Barney: Hey Yogi! What’s with the sign?

The group then walked up to a television set, which was tuned to a show that featured Yogi and Boo Boo, who were both wearing a blue nightshirts and caps and snacking on some goodies from a picnic basket.

Ed: Look, they’re on the eating channel. 

Yogi and Boo Boo then ate a few more goodies, right before they turned to face the camera.

Yogi: Hello there! (Eats an apple) If you fellas are watching this, we're asleep for the winter. This sleep is called “hibernation”.

The group looked at each other, utterly confused.

Boo Boo: During hibernation, most animals don’t like to be woken up. So do not disturb! (Suddenly, both his and Yogi's faces go from cheerful to stern) That means you, Fred. (The television turns off)

Dee Dee then dug into the pocket on her dress and pulled out some winter gear for herself and the others, who all proceeded to grab it except for Fred.

Dee Dee: We better put these on, guys.

Fred: Never mind, Dee. Yogi and Boo Boo said not to come in. Let’s am-scray.

Dee Dee and the others smiled, not listening to a word that Fred said.

Dee Dee: When are you gonna learn, Fred? No means yes!

She then proceeded to press the green button right next to the door.

Fred: Dee, listen, how many times to I have to—?

Barney: Fred! Look at this!

The door had opened to reveal a blanket of white snow, with snowflakes falling from the ceiling. Everything, from Yogi and Boo Boo's cave, to the grass and trees were all covered with snow.

Speaking of the cave, it was sealed shut by a massive boulder.

Fred: Yabba Dabba Doo.....

Quick Draw: It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure! Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort, as you’ve never felt before!

Fred: (gets teary eyed) Wow, Quick Draw. That was beautiful.

He then looked at Quick Draw, whose mouth was stuffed full of something, much to his surprise.

Quick Draw: What? I was just reading this candy wrapper. See?

Fred then looked at the wrapper, much to his disappointment. But then, Johnny realized that Ed was gone.

Johnny: Hey where did mono-brow go?

Everyone instantly took notice of this and started looking around for their friend. But suddenly, popped out of the snow, cocked-eyed with buck-teeth.

Ed: I AM A GOPHER!

Everyone instantly smiled and proceeded to join Ed in the snow. Soon enough, they were all having fun, flinging snow at each other and burrowing through it. The group were all laughing at each other with mounds of snow in their hair.

But suddenly, their laughter was cut off by the sound of two creatures heavily snoring.

Quick Draw: Fellas, did you hear that?

Barney: I think it came from Yogi and Boo Boo’s cave.

Everyone immediately turned their heads to look at the cave, which was indeed the source of the snoring.

Johnny: That is one tired cave.

Dee Dee: Let’s go check it out!

And so, the group got out of the snow and started walking towards the cave.

After moving the boulder, the group entered the cave in order to investigate the snoring. After a few minutes of looking around, they found Yogi and Boo Boo’s bedroom, which they peered into. There, they found what looked like two massive wild bears sleeping in the bed. It was none othe than Yogi and Boo Boo, who had noticeably grown in size and were wearing pajamas underneath several layers of blankets.

Dee Dee: Look what’s in Yogi and Boo Boo’s bed!

Ed: It looks like a pair of overinflated Yogi and Boo Boo dolls.

Barney: I think those are Yogi and Boo Boo.

Johnny: Woah Mama! Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep.

As the group watched Yogi and Boo Boo sleep, they both began to talk in their sleep.

Yogi: (still asleep) Listen here, Shaggy! You and your mutt better back off from those pies unless you both wanna be eating food through.......(yawns)....nasogastric tubes....(Continues snoring)

Fred: (giggling) They must be dreaming about some kind of smorgasbord.

The group all started laughing, now that they had an excellent idea for a prank.

Johnny: Look out, fellas! I'm The Flash!

Quick Draw: (confused) Which one?

Johnny: Doesn't matter.

Boo Boo: (asleep) You better watch yourself, Flash. Or else.......(yawns).....you're gonna be saying goodbye to those knee caps of yours (Snores)

Dee Dee: Oh, you better run faster, guys!

Barney: Yeah, we’re getting away, fellas! Faster!

Yogi and Boo Boo then started moving their arms and legs as if they were running.

Fred: Hurry! We’re getting in the taxi!

Ed: Faster, faster!

The group were already laughing their heads off.

Yogi: (asleep) I’ll catch you! You’re nothing but pure evil! Just like in.....newspaper comics...

The group were all still laughing. But then, Fred decided it was time to go.

Fred: Come on, fellas. We shouldn’t disturb them anymore.

Ed: That’s not disturbing. This is disturbing!

Ed then turned around, and using every strength of his back muscles, he formed a head on his back! Much to everyone's shock.

Ed: Hi there, guys! My name is Ed-Head!

Dee Dee: Ha! That is really disturbing!

Soon enough, the group started laughing really hard. But unbeknownst to them, their loud laughing was beginning to arouse Yogi and Boo Boo. The two woke up with a start, already looking angry and aggressive as they both instantly opened one eye each, which had red visible veins and shrunken pupils, all while accompanied by the sound of shattering glass. The shadows suddenly towered over the group. Everyone immediately stopped laughing, but Ed was still going.

Barney: Uh......Ed?

At that moment, Ed stopped laughing and looked up. Yogi and Boo Boo were now towering over them, snarling. Then, they began to roar like, well, bears, prompting the group to instantly run away. By Yogi and Boo Boo grabbed the group by the hems of their underwear to stop them from going anyway.

Quick Draw: AAAHHH!!! Faster, guys! They're gaining on us!!

Fred: (crying with tears running down his face) Yogi! Boo Boo! No! Stop!!

Yogi: I warned you, Shaggy! Now you’ve just crossed the border into Hurtville!

Dee Dee: Yogi! Boo Boo! It’s us! Your friends!

Ed: Please, Yogi! I can’t afford dry cleaning!

Boo Boo: We're gonna skin ya all and....(he starts to feel sleepy)....mount......your heads....on your walls.....(he yawns and falls back asleep)

Yogi and Boo Boo both suddenly drifted off to sleep, dropping the group onto the floor. Upon landing, the group instantly crawled towards the exit as the bears fell back into their bed. The group started cowering by the door, watching her.

Barney: Fun’s over.

Johnny: Whew! We sure don’t wanna wake them up again. Too bad we don’t have any earplugs to put on them.

Ed: Yeah, all’s I got is this pocket lint.

Ed then reached into the pocket of his pants and pulled out a handful of lint. Then, they magically transformed into a pair of two makeshift earmuffs! Much to the other's joy.

Fred: All right, Ed!

Fred then crawled over to Yogi and Boo Boo's bedside. Once making it, quickly put the earmuffs on Yogi and Boo Boo right before they could grab him. 

Yogi: (asleep) I’m gonna rip your arms off...flapjacks?(keeps snoring)

Fred: Well that oughta work.

Quick Draw: Hey Yogi, does it work?!

Instead, Yogi and Boo Boo just rolled around in their sleep. This suddenly gave the group another great idea as they all looked at each with ecstatic looks and repeatedly raised their eyebrows at each other.

Fred: Hey Boo Boo! If you can’t hear us, don’t say anything!

The duo didn't wake up.

Ed: (loudly) Hey Yogi! Don’t wake up!

The duo still didn't wake up.

The group then started laughing. Just then, Dee Deee grabbed a megaphone.

Dee Dee: SEE YA LATER, GREEDY AND GLUTTONOUS!!!

The group had left the cave, laughing out loud. Soon enough, Quick Draw decided to play a new game.

Quick Draw: (in a fake Southern accent) You’re all under arrest! 

Fred: You’ll never catch us! Haha! 

Soon enough, the group split up and ran off into different directions. Fred and Barney stopped running for a bit, both made a snowball each, and threw it at Quick Draw's face. Laughing, Fred and Barney made another pair of snowballs. But before they could even throw their snowball, they were hit by a gigantic snowball!

The responsible for this was Quick Draw, who was sitting on top of a snow cannon, laughing.

Johnny: Hey, that’s not fair! Cowboys couldn’t afford cannons!

Quick Draw: They couldn’t afford station wagons either! 

Quick Draw's snow cannon then proceeded to launch a giant snow minivan at Johnny, leaving him crushed under it.

Johnny: Nice paneling.

Dee Dee: (in a beatnik voice while wearing cowboy hat with her hair down and all messy) Alright, mutt. Like, yer time is up.

Ed: (whose face resembled Scooby-Doo's and even spoke in the same voice as him) Rho rou rallin’ a rutt? (back to normal voice and face) I want to be Shaggy!

Dee Dee: What makes ya think you can be Shaggy?

Ed: I’m shaggy—OOF! (Ed was suddenly hit in the head with a large shovel made of snow, which was being held by Dee Dee)

Dee Dee: I’d say I’m Shaggy!

Ed then returned with a giant club made of snow.

Ed: I’d say I’m Shaggy! (Whacks Dee Dee)

Dee Dee: (whacks Ed) I’d say I’m Shaggy.

Ed: (whacks Dee Dee) I’m Shaggy!

Dee Dee: (whacks Ed) I’m Shaggy!

Ed: (whacks Dee) I’m Shaggy!

Dee Dee: (whacks Ed) I’m Shaggy!

Ed: (whacks Dee Dee) I’m Shaggy!

Dee Dee: (whacks Ed) I’m Shaggy!

Back inside the cave, Yogi and Boo Boo was sleeping peacefully. But the loud ruckus outside was shaking their cave, and the movements caused the earmuffs to fall off!

Dee Dee: (whacks Ed) I’m Shaggy!

Ed: (whacks Dee Dee) I’m Shaggy!

Dee Dee: (whacks Ed) I’m Shaggy!

Ed: (whacks Dee Dee) I’m Shaggy!

Suddenly, Yogi and Boo Boo’s eyes snapped open, with visible red veins, enlarged pupils, and the sound of shattering glass briefly occurring.

Back outside, the duo were still whacking each other with their respective snow weapons.

Dee Dee: (whacks Ed) I’m Shaggy!

Ed: (looking horrified) AAAAAHHH!!!

Soon enough, the others looked just as horrified as Ed. 

Dee Dee: Screaming will get you nowh—

Suddenly, a huge furry fist grabbed Dee Dee by her hair. The fist then proceeded to rip Dee Dee’s hair from her head. It was none other than Yogi and Boo Boo, who were towered behind Dee Dee, snarling, prompting her to look instantly terrified.

Yogi: (heavy breathing) Which one of you fellas is the real Shaggy?!

Dee Dee: (meekly) Um...I am?

Yogi instantly swatted Dee Dee away and sent her flying, screaming in terror.

Everyone: DEE DEE!!

CRASH!!!

Dee Dee had crashed into a tree, hardly even conscious now.

Dee Dee: (dazed) Hot...wings…..(chicken wings were floating around her head)

Yogi and Boo Boo then turned towards the others, who were all quaking with fear.

Boo Boo: Okay, Scooby! Now you get yours!

The group’s eyes shrank with terror.

Everyone: AAAAAAAHHH!!!

The group instantly ran away right before the bears could grab them.

Yogi and Boo Boo: SCOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

The group were all running for their lives from Yogi and Boo Boo, who were both hot on their tail, not relenting in the slightest.

Suddenly, the group noticed they despite running as fast they could, they weren’t moving in the slightest. Soon enough, they found themselves running on the lake, which was completely frozen. The group then looked back to see Yogi and Boo Boo, who made it onto the lake and were running across it just fine, much to their horror.

Suddenly, Quick Draw slipped, knocking into everyone else, and they were all sent flying all over the lake, bouncing off logs and tree stumps like pinballs.

After a few seconds of bouncing, the group were sent flying into the air. They eventually crashed into the picnic table, leaving a giant crater in the ground. 

Not long after, Yogi and Boo Boo had finally caught up.

Yogi: Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Scoob!

Fred then grabbed a big stick and waved it in defense.

Fred: (shaky) Yogi, stand back! I'm warning ya!

Yogi then roared in everyone’s faces.

Fred: Okay, I warned ya! (throws the stick)

Suddenly, Dee Dee, who had her hair back, popped up beside Yogi and Boo Boo.

Dee Dee: Did you win? (the stick hits her and sends her rolling down the hill of the crater and right in front of the group) Hey guys!

Suddenly, Yogi and Boo Boo leapt down towards the crater, roaring, prompting everyone to huddle each other in fear.

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Soon enough, the group were being beaten to a pulp! All while a black screen of flying multi-colored stars and planets briefly appeared.

Later that night, Yogi and Boo Boo were back inside their cave, fast asleep as a mild snowstorm was brewing. There were two gravestones next to the cave: one for Shaggy and the other for Scooby. At that moment, the group all popped up from the snow.

Dee Dee: Okay Ed, you can be Shaggy. I just wanna be Dee Dde.

Barney: Let's get out of here before they wakes up again!

The group instantly got up and ran to the door, which had a green button right next to it. Unfortunately, it was completely in-cased in a block of ice..

Fred: Dammit! The button is frozen!

Barney: Ed, out of all of us, you're the strongest. You think you can do something about that button?

Ed: I'll see what I can do! (walks up to the door and starts spitting on his hands) Ptoo, ptoo! (holds his hands to the door) Open sesame! 

As you would expect, nothing happens.

Ed: Well I've done all I can do.

Everyone looked at Ed with annoyed looks.

Johnny: Move aside, gravy brains! Johnny Bravo is gonna get us outta here!

Once Johnny made it to the button, he started doing a bunch of karate poses while doing goofy sounds. After a few seconds of this, he proceeded to deliver a karate chop to the block of ice.Unfortunately, it had no effect.

Johnny: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Johnny started hopping around, screaming in pain and holding his hand, which was throbbing and red.

Quick Draw: If none of us can get the button unfrozen, then that means we're stuck here......until the button properly thaws......in spring.......

Everyone were left with horrified looks on their faces.

Fred: Aw crap-baskets.......

Narrator: THREE MONTHS LATER

(Accompanied by a dark blue background with icy writing font)

The group were buried underneath mounds of snow. They had been getting colder by the minute, and their skin has gone to a palish blue.

Barney: I-Is it spring yet?

Fres: N-N-N-N-No.

Johnny: I'm so c-c-cold that I'm shivering (part of his hair suddenly cracks off like glass).

Dee Dee: I-I'm so cold...(she plucks off nose drippings that froze on her face and holds them like chopsticks)...t-that I can use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks.....

Ed: I'm so c-c-cold that...I'm shivering!

Johnny: That's what I just said!

Quick Draw: M-M-Maybe we should build a fire...(gets has an idea) I got it! We'll burn the bark from the trees around the cave!

Quick Draw raced over to a nearby tree and started pulling off some bark.

He would soon find out that it was bad idea...

Yogi: You're gonna be wearing an iron lung when I'm through with you, Scoob!

Quick Draw immediately put the bark back in it's place and stapled it back to the tree.

Quick Draw: The fire's not gonna happen, fellas. I just don't get it! How does Yogi and Boo Boo survive these intense conditions every year?

Johnny: Maybe they just ignores it.

Quick Draw: (starts thinking) Or Maybe....

Everyone Else: Maybe...

Quick Draw: Maybe it's their fur!

Briefly cuts to a picture of two live-action bears.

Everyone: Yeah!!

Soon, the group ventured back inside the bears' cave. They were pretty sure of their plan, but it was going to be a bit harder than they thought.

Quick Draw: Look at all that warm, toasty fur!

Barney: It's like a gold mine! But with fur!

Quick Draw then got ready to pluck a piece of fur from Yogi's shoulder.

Quick Draw: (quietly) Carefully...carefully...

Fred: (slaps Quick Draw) Come on! Do it, already! I'm freezing here!

Quick Draw: All right, all right! Hang on a second!

Quick Draw quickly pulled a strand of fur from Yogi's shoulder, causing him to roar and shriek before briefly falling back to sleep.

Quick Draw: T-That should be enough, right?

Fred: Quick, I'm a big man. A big, BIG man!

Quick Draw: (gulps) Well, I guess I've lived a full life! (plucks yet another strand of fur from Yogi's shoulder, causing him to roar again and fall back asleep)

Meanwhile, Fred was getting impatient.

Fred: This is taking too long! I want the warmth now! (takes out a roll of tape, pulls out some, and places it on Yogi's arm)

Quick Draw: Fred, no! (Fred didn't listen and pulls the tape off, taking a portion of Yogi's fur with it, as he's is roaring again) Whew...Fred, are you crazy?!

Fred: (wearing the fur on his forehead, relaxed) No. I'm warm.

Upon seeing this, this gave Quick Draw another idea.

Quick Draw: Let me see that tape.

Fred gave Quick Draw the tape. Quick Draw grabbed a portion of Boo Boo's fur with the tape and pulled it off. Soon enough, the others started taking turns tearing the fur off of Yogi and Boo Boo.

Later on, the group had finally left of the cave, all wearing Yogi and Boo Boo's fur.

Fred, Barney, Dee Dee and Johnny were all wearing fur coats and boots.

Quick Draw was wearing fur horse-shoes, a fur hat and a fur vest.

And Ed had stuffed his coat and pants with fur.

Fred: Man, that hair really hits the spot! No more frozen chest hair. (he lifts up his sweater, and there's hair covering his chest)

Quick Draw: And this fur hat works like a charm. This is the best idea we've ever had!

Johnny: You said it!

Dee Dee: I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever.

Everyone: Bring it on!!

But suddenly, the snow stopped. It instantly melted away as sunlight peered into cube and flowers started growing all over the place. The group were too late.

Barney: Spring?

From inside their cave, Yogi and Boo Boo woke up.

Boo Boo: (yawns) Wow! Spring already?

The group realized they were in big trouble. So they immediately raced to the door, but the button was still covered in ice.

Johnny: You gotta be kidding me! The button is still frozen!

Yogi: (offscreen) Aye Boo Boo! I sure can't wait to get outside and dry my fur!

The group started blowing hard on the door handle. Their combined breathes started to melt the ice away.

Yogi and Boo Boo then peaked from behind the boulder covering the entrance to their cave..

Boo Boo: Oh look, Yogi! It's Fred and the gang!

The group were about to be in for it!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! (they started desperately banging and pulling on the door)

Yogi and Boo walked over to the group, completely naked.

Yogi: Hey fellas!

The group then turned around, and the bears gasped in surprise. They saw the group all wearing bits and pieces of their fur. The duo instantly looked down at themselves to see that had no fur left on their bodies, prompting them to scream in terror.

Barney: (nervously, while everyone else started to look nervous as well) I-It's okay, guys!(Quick Draw immediately took off the fur hat he was wearing) Bear-pattern baldness is quite common in large mammals.

Unfortunately, the bears were not having any of that as they were looking down at the ours with enraged looks. Clenched teeth, popping veins, and their faces being completely read.

Yogi: FRED………..DEE DEE…….

Fred: Um...don't worry, fellas! We got you covered! (laughs nervously)

Later on, Yogi and Boo Boo happily poured some lemonade into eight glasses.

Boo Boo: (chuckles) More tea, fellas?

It turns out that Yogi and Boo Boo had turned the group into literal human towels. Fred, Quick Draw and Johnny were wrapped around Yogi, while Barney, Dee Dee and Ed were wrapped around Boo Boo. The group each grabbed a glass of lemonade.

All: Thanks, guys!

Yogi: Spring sure is lovely, aye Boo Boo?

Boo Boo: It sure is, Yogi……

Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone and Yogi Bear

Kevin Michael Richardson as Barney Rubble

Tom Kenny as Quick Draw McGraw and The Narrator

Kat Cressida as Dee Dee

Jeff Bennett as Johnny Bravo

Eric Bauza as Ed and Boo Boo

Scott Innes as Ed’s Scooby-Doo impression

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The art-style I imagine for CN City Adventures would be done by the artist masonearwood, who's best known for doing tons of crossover art featuring Cartoon Network characters.

His style does a really great job of bringing the Cartoon Network characters into one unified style (making them look like they could all exist in the same world), while still keeping traces of each of their original art-styles.

And for a series like CN City Adventures, a style like thet would be perfect!

And if this was animated, I would want it to be done in a similar style to Walt Disney Animation Australia, who you'll know best for their work on many of the Walt Disney Television Animation shows of the 1990s and a couple of their direct-to-video films.

You know those scenes and episodes where the characters are shown to be particularly lively and expressive? 

Yeah, that's them.