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donald trump was trying to make potato chips for his dear husgadn. he was cutting up porates and slicing them into thin pieces but he accidentally injured his finger😘😘😘💅💅.
"AHHHHHHH WAHHH!!!!!" Trump cired ans biden came naruto-running to trimo🥰🥰😍😍🥰💅.
"mY DEAR Teump cutie huoney pie.... are you ok,,,my luttle omega....😭😭😭😭" biden asked, showing his conern. trump snuffles and shows his injuries yo biden and he kisses it and puts a banaid on ir!!! aftrerwards, trump rettuns to making potato chips until some skibidi toilers inavded the whitw house😣😣
"WHAT RHW SIGMA!!!" trumo yells as the skibidi toules attacked the kuetchen and meswed up the cooking🤯. they toielts somehow knoeckd a gallon of vegatsl oil and it fell onto trump. The oil started spilng all over him😭😭😭😭👅👅.. the toilets end up knocking the pan, causing the chupss to. fall on skibidi toilers. the chips were well done ,cooked crispy as it SLAY1!!😱😱😱💅afterwatds, trump goes insane and kisses the skibdi toilet😓😓.
biden walks in, haeartbroken and decides to bpack up his stuff😰😰😰😰
K-KITTEN... WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NOT TEXTING OTHER ALPHAS? I TOLD YOU TO BE ONLY TEXTING ME??🤬🤬👿👿you haven't texted me in 78 years... I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO REPLY ON MY NEW WOLF FORM GRRR MAKE SURE YOU REPLY NEXT TIME. FAST KITTEN..... 🐺🐺 turns into mega demon red dragon alpha wolf😈😈 this is a warning kitten.... eyes glow red a very bad warning... bites your hand Wait WAIT KITTEN!! IM SORRY!! oh noo.... She's unconscious!! gives cpr KITTEN!! KITTEN!! oh no... She's not waking up!!! KITTEN!! NOOO!!! 🐺🐺🐺💔💔💔💔🖤🖤🖤⛓️⛓️⛓️🔗🔗🔗⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️ Wh-who is this?!?! ANOTHER ALPHA..?!?!? 🐺🐺🐺 KITTEN!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS YOUR ONLY ONE, YOUR MASTER, YOUR LEVEL THREE OHIO GYATT RIZZLER!!! goes absolute alpha demon wolfy god mode 👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪 I cannot let him steal you from me…Prepare…TO MEET YOUR DEMISE!! 👿👿👿👿🐺🐺🐺⛓️⛓️⛓️🔪🔪🖤🖤🖤🖤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!?" biden yells😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰
trump turns aroj d and throws a masive temper tantrum but thr skibiid toilers threw the dlaming hot pan onto viden, brubgn him, all the chips he was cooking gell onto bidens mouth, choking him and then he expkodes lol🥰🥰🥰🥰😱🥰🥲🥲🥲🥲💅💅💅💅💅💅
after that, trumo gets up, covered in oil and he threw a bottle of oil onto the skibidi toilers and then they became gross and oll lol😍😍😍💅💅.. meanwhile...biden decides to get revenge on trumo and he threow a rock onto the window😔😔. the window breaks and hits trumos head, killinh him or smth👅👅👅👅. then the skibidi toiler ran for president and the gen alpha became insane🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰.