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Published:
2024-11-22
Updated:
2024-11-23
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2/?
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dog man + sml

Summary:

yeah so goodman makes a portal to the dog man world with 500 million dollars of his money, and then all this other stuff happens

Chapter 1: goodman enters

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*goodman yawns*

 

Goodman:Good morning mansion, good morning money! CHIVES!!!

Chives:Yes sir? 

 

Goodman:Check if my portal is finished

 

Chives:very well sir

 

*goodman walks to his portal*

 

goodman:ok chives, i have a button that will open up the portal back to our world, so don't try to mess anything up

 

Chives:ok sir.

 

*goodman jumps into his portal*

 

*goodman falling from the sky*

 

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*goodman hits the ground*

 

Goodman:ugh, my head..

Goodman:wha-

 

*he sees the dog man world*

 

Goodman:what the hell? what is this place? and why do i look, different?

Goodman:oh well, im gonna go ask for directions around here. maybe by lamborghini! but first, i got to do my daily workout, lets find a gym shall we?

*goodman walks up to a gym*

 

Goodman:ok so if im 6'8" in my world, then im somewhere around 9 feet 3 inches tall here. thats fine.

 

*opens the door*

 

Gym dude:hello sir welcome to the ripped dudes gym- 

*looks up at goodman*

 

Goodman:yes im here for a membership. um where can i sign up?

 

gym dude:UUUUHHHH... yeah, right here sir, put your info in and you can go on right through

 

goodman:uh? ok?

 

*puts his info*

 

gym dude:uuhhh alright sir, go through.

 

goodman:thank you.

 

*goodman starts with weight lifting*

 

goodman:lets see, i could probably go into that room where the really buff dudes are

 

*goes in*

 

goodman:ok, what weight do i do?

 

*goodman see a bar with 800 lbs already on it*

goodman:ok, i'lll lift that

 

*gets to the weights*

goodman:ok,im gonna benchpress right now.. 3..2..1

*picks up the bar*

Goodman:OOF! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20..

*puts the bar back on the rack*

 

goodman:ok, that was a little heavy today but.. whatever..

*part 2 coming soon*

Chapter 2: meanwhile, at the trailer...

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*at the trailer*

flippy:kids! time to go!

 

all baby frogs:ok, daddy!!

 

*flippy and all the baby frogs go to the truck*

 

poppy:can i start the truck?

flippy:sure.

*starts up the car*

 

VROOOOOOOOOMMMMMM     VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

 

all baby frogs:WOW!!!!

 

flippy:i know its has a really loud exhaust

 

melvin:erm, actually, its a-

 

flippy: melvin. not now.

 

*they drive off*

 

*goodman leaving the gym*

 

goodman:welp, i guess thats my workout for today. i guess im going to my lamborghini..

 

*flippys truck almost hits goodman*

 

flippy:hey! watch where your going asshole!

 

*goodman smashes the car so hard it makes a 30 inch dent*

 

 *walks to his lamborghini and starts it up*

 

flippy:HEY!! WHAT THE FUCK!

 

*goodman drives off and shoots 10 frogs and speeds off*

 

NO!!!!