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2024-11-25
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middle school josuyasu fic 😛

Summary:

Okuyasu goes to Josuke's house everyday after school.
Today is different.

 

Bro, We Are Teens. Its Ok To Cry Around Me. Im Ur Best Friend. I Love You. ... Bro, We Are Kiss ing Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro ...

Notes:

i wrote this in MIDDLE SCHOOL i repeat MIDDLE SCHOOL so this is a few years old please keep that in mind this thx x

anyways heh first post! lowkey im just uploading this for my discord so wtv AGAIN I CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH THIS IS REALLY OLD!!! A 13 YEAR OLD WROTE THIS!! IT IS NOT GOING TO BE GOOD AND THAT IS OKAY!!! also this was after my first watch so i didn't know that much lore at the time so if something is wrong mb

enjoy reading 🙏

Chapter 1

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this fic is so bad i'll upload it later i'm too tired rn mods don't ban me literally frick this stupid baka life

 

Chapter 2: oi oi oi

Summary:

heh.. the fic starts!

Notes:

IMPORTANT!!!!! i made little notes in italics between some of the lines and they're basically there to bully my 13 year old self ik its not professional and may annoy you but hey its ao3 what did you expect

 

FUN FACT
the original copy of this fic has another chapter right before this. it's basically an intro to the characters and lore and such but it's short and inaccurate (also unnecessary bc i don't think any of you need a lore recap for josuyasu lmao)

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"God, the hair won't cooperate some days..." groaned a frustrated Josuke as he combed back and sprayed a stray hair peeking out from his neat hamburger steak pompadour. He took pride in his beautiful hair and woke up every morning to style it. If you were to make fun of it, well... he'd knock you out.

buckle in for this dialogue omfg

"Oh... so you think my hair looks like a horse's ass... do you? I wouldn't be talking with that smirk on your face. Better wipe it off before I do it for you."

Josuke was getting ready for school. It took him longer than the average student. Not only because of his hair, but it was also a hassle to put on pants due to his hourglass figure.

his WHAT!!

He walked out the door to meet Okuyasu waiting for him outside. They walked to school together everyday, and really, spent all day together. They were the best-est of buddies.

"Okuyasu!"

"Oi, Josuke!"

They met and fist-bumped before making their way to school.

At school girls were all around Josuke.

 

"Morning, Josuke!"

"Hi, JoJo!"

"JoJo, see me after class!"

"Your hair is so cool, Josuke!"

It didn't please him in the slightest. He rolled his eyes. He just wanted to walk with Okuyasu to school. 

 

"Oi, Josuke. What's with all these chicks surrounding us? Gets on my damn nerves..."

"Heh, yeah... let's get out of here and hurry to class. Freakin' annoying..."

 

And so, they scurried off.

Class came and went. They had a few classes together. The ones they shared were their favorites, of course. Okuyasu wasn't very bright, so Josuke helped him with his questions, even though he wasn't very bright either. But, Josuke didn't mind. The confused looks on Okuyasu's face made him smile. Besides, the Josuyasu duo is better together.

Chapter 3: lunchtime

Notes:

probably wont put notes until the last chapter. see you at the end

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Finally time for lunch, the favorite time of the school day of many. Josuke met Okuyasu in the yard, along with Koichi and his love, Yukako. They sat on the ground while Koichi timidly ate while holding Yukako at the same time.

i meant like she was laying in his lap while they were eating

"The sky is so beautiful today, isn't it, Koichi?"

Yukako looked up at Koichi from his lap. Her eyes were shining at him.

"Yes. Yukako, thank you for making my lunch today. It's really yummy." Koichi looked at her.

"Koichi..."

The couple kissed while Josuke and Okuyasu continued eating. It was pretty awkward. Both of them sighed, waiting for it to be over. The only sounds audible were the uncomfortable chewing of Josuke and Okuyasu, along with the sloppiness and moaning of Yukako and Koichi.

"Josuke..."

Okuyasu was looking at Josuke, who was still staring at the scene happening before his eyes. "Huh - wha?"

"I... are you..."

Josuke looked confused.

 

 

"Are you gonna eat that, bro?" Okuyasu pointed to a cookie in Josuke's lunch box.

 

 

"Well...? Are you? It looks good..." He reached his hand out slowly, hovering over the cookie.

take a shot every time i use "..."

 

"Darn right, I will!" Josuke quickly grabbed it and ate it. "Mmm.."

"H-hey! The hell was that for!?" Okuyasu was mad and betrayed.

"Dude... relax! I've got more at home. Just head to my place after school."

"That was kinda my plan anyway, man..."

 

Out of nowhere, the school bell rang.

"Aw, crap! Time to go already?!" Okuyasu quickly packed his things and quietly said to himself, "and next class I don't have with Josuke..."

He felt a tug on his uniform stop him.

"What did you mean by 'that was kinda my plan anyway?'" Josuke was grabbing his collar tight.

Okuyasu looked at him, gulping.

 

"Well... y-yknow... I go to your house, like, everyday. It's practically routine now."

"Oh... I didn't know you were getting tired of coming over... my bad, man. We could do something else... if you wanted."

With a timid look, Okuyasu whispered

"No. It's... actually my favorite part of the day."

He put his head down in embarrassment. There was a pause. Okuyasu regretted saying anything.

 

Then, a big arm wrapped around his shoulders.

"Well, why didn't you just say so> Okuyasu, I wouldn't care if you hung out with me every single day. I'm actually really flattered!" Josuke chuckled. "Come on, let's get to class. It's the last one, after all. Meet me after school like always, and we'll go to my place. We can like, play video games or something..."

They headed off to class before partying ways.

"And the cookies, bro!" Okuyasu reminded him.

"Hell yeah, cookies!"