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Isagi added 5+ people

Isagi renamed group to Blue Lockers

9:32am-Tuesday

isagi: hey guysss!!!!!!!

bachira: omggggg isagiiiiikki i had the same ideaaasssamanan but i didnt know how to create a groupchat loolllll

chigiri: did anybody see the new teacher for physi-ed and math😭😭

aryu: he is not the stylish of the glam✨

raichi: hes built like fucking momo wtf🤦‍♀️

kunigami: yo that was foul of u lmaooo

barou: can yall stfu like stfu

chigiri: dude u stfu ur literally built like rhe teachers top and combined with the bottome of momos body stfu

barou:u shouldnt be talking u crippled ass squidward aurora looking head ass hoe🙄

rin: Both of y’all stfu and do your homework that that Ego teacher assigned us.

sae: Hello little brother, how are you doing today? Do you need my help with homework?

rin: None of you bitches told me he was added to the groupchat wtf.

isagi: i thought it would be a good surprise for you sooooo🤷‍♀️

raichi: crazy shit‼️

bachira: type shiiiiiiiii😋😋😋

nagi: :x

rin: I hope all of you guys suffocate by a monkeys hand to the point you would meet god in heaven if you would ever even reach heaven. Thank you.

rin went offline

gagamuru: g0*} talh budi :}

reo: ho do u need help typing or r u just autistic??…

chigiri: LMAOOOOO THATS CEAZY REO😭

kunigami: reo u cant be going around saying that shit to people🤦‍♀️😭

bachira: honestly i say that shit too

raichi: if u do say that i will break your bumblebee looking ass bachira

isagi: not if i do it first‼️‼️‼️

zantetsu:  hobos detected‼️‼️‼️

ness: do u mean homos?…

zantetsu: same shit bro homos hobos tomato tomatoe😒

karasu: imma eat ur toes

chigiri: ew u unhygienic human being

kunigami: what he said

raichi: stfu dick rider

kunigami: kys

aryu: thats the most craziest stylish thing i ever heard✨✨

ness: what is it with this guy and his stylish shit😭

bachira: hes just built like that lollllllll

otoya: guys am i going crazy or is the ego teacher lowkey kindaaa

chigiri: ho is u high or is u on crack?

reo: aint he like 40 or 50 smth yrs old

nagi: hes around 31 years old

reo: oh thx for the correction nagi <3

zantetsu: hobos😒

raichi: its fucking homos u sped

zantetsu: like i said homos and hobos R THE SAME FUCKING SHIT U BITCH

isagi: guys i need help with the hw the ego guy assigned us😭😭

rin: I’ll send you the answers you lukeworm.

chigiri: me too rinrin!!!🙋‍♀️

bachira: me too rinirinrinnnnnnn🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

gagamuru: m3 7oø!?.🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

ness: me too loll🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

kunigami: princess i can send u the hw no need to bother rin

chigiri: ahhhhh thank youu kunigami ur literally my saviourrrr😽😽

kunigmai: no problem 🫶

isagi: uhmmm get a room?

rin: Just so you bitches know, I am only sending the homework answers to Yoichi Isagi, thank you very much for your concerns.

rin went offline

bachira: aint no way bruh

karasu: this shit is like due in 3 mins…

ness: how fucked are we on a scale 1-10

raichi: 100000000‼️‼️‼️‼️

isagi: i dont think rin realizes but he didnt send me the answers :|

rin: My bad.

bachira: RINRIN CAN I PLEASEEEEEE HAVE THE ANSWERSSSSSSS PLEASEEEE IM LITERALLY ON MY FUCKING KNEES BEHIND THE SCREENNNSNSNSNS

karasu: rin dude the paper is due in like 1min and 59secs

kurona: please send it to us🥹🥹

rin: All of you lukeworms can kiss my ass. 

zantetsu: do NOT fret guys✋🙂‍↕️ i got u all the answers

zantetsu attached a file

raichi: THANK YOU ZANTETSU OMG THIS IS PROB THE FIRST TOME I EVER THANKED YOU 

ness: thats crazy

karasu: chat can we really copy all this down in less then 59secs?

chigiri: stfu and do your damn unfinished work hoe smh😒

reo: what princess said lmaooo

nagi: chigiri watch out & make sure to check under your bed

13:25pm-Tuesday

kurona: @zantetsu YOU SON OF A COWS ASSHOLE ALL YOUR ANSWERS WERE FUCKING WRONG

zantetsu: my very discreet answers were all incorrect??😮

isagi: do you want to compare answers? cause i got 100 on it thx to rin

karasu: ZANTETSU I HOPE YOU KILL YOURSELF

chigiri: woah there buddy a little too far dont cha think 😨

otoya: shut your princess ass the fuck up

reo: no you shut your sideways looking pig shat face the fuck up you shouldnt be talking to chigiri like that you lego improper fraction headass flying pig

otoya: DAMN KID WHO HURT YOU😭

tokimitsu: hey guys! uhm lets not fight in this groupchat alr? the assignment the ego teacher assigned wasnt very hard!!!! i got all Bs on it and it was 100!!!!

barou: first time agreeing with muscle freak but it was all Bs idiots

ness: dude he put us all in detention because we all got the same answers from zantetsu 😒

chigiri: type shit

bachira: guyssssss im boreddddd lets play some footballlllllllll

yukimiya: this groupchat boring as shit bro

kurona: frfr we need fun ppl in this group chatt

bachira: hohohogi I KNOW WHO TO ADD‼️‼️

rin: Don’t tell me who I think it is.

chigiri: is it that weird antenna boy

kunigami: oh fucking lord it prob is🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

bachira: YAY YOU GUYS GUESSED IT BEFORE I CAN EVEN ADD HIM 😛

rin: Fuck my life.

bachira added shidou ryusei to the groupchat

shidou: HEY HEY HEY‼️‼️

shidou: GUESS WHOS FEELIN EXPLOSIVE TODAY HOHOHO‼️‼️

chigiri: def not me

chigiri went offline

rin: i hope you all kys

rin went offline

shidou: NOOOI RINRIN COME BACK YOU STILL DIDNT GAVE ME PERMISSION TO FUCK SAE BAE

sae: Ryusei wtf..

shidou: SAE BAE MY BOOBOO BEAR POOKIE HONEY BUNS WITH WHIP CREAM AND STRAWBERRY ON TOP

shidou: HOW ARE YOU BABYYYYYY😘😘😘💗💗💗💍💍💍💍😘😘💗😘😍😍🥰😘

sae: Oh, I am doing wonderful thank you, Ryusei.

barou: xan yall hoes stop flirting through text and js fuck each other off the screen thank you🙏🙏

kunigami: 😨

isagi: wtf

shidou: I GLADY WOULD FUCK SAE OFF THE SCREEN SAE IM COMIGN

shidou went offline

sae: Uhm. Ok..

sae went offline

zantetsu: hobos🤦‍♀️😒

kurona: omfg zantetsu is you good?

otoya: hes so fucking stupid

bachira: hes on drugs confirmed‼️‼️

nagi: :x

reo: on drugs confirmed 100%

zantetsu: guys i swear i did not intensify inhale crack or anything :(

kunigami: hes fucking lying

chigiri: 💯💯

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Blue Lockers

7:23am-Wednesday

chigiri: okay fess up guys

chigiri: which one of you fat fucks burned my dorm down

barou: its 7 in the morning missy how abt going to sleep first then worry about your damn burnt ass room???

isagi: LMAOOOOOOO HOW TF IS HE GOJNG TO SLEEP WITHOUT A DORM💀💀😭😭

rin: Sounds like a you problem.🤷‍♀️

chigiri: i aint going nowhere without one of you bitches telling me

chigiri: WHO TF BURNED MY DORM TF DOWN

karasu: def shidou or smth

kurona: damn bro you pointing fingers already lmaoo

sae: It was definitely Ryusei.

bachira: the snitching is crazy

chigiri: was it actually shidou that hoe

shidou: who tf are you calling hoe your the one that probably slept with 10 dozens of guys🙄🙄

chigiri: so? and what chu gon do bout it babes? nothing exactly 

bachira: damn girl slept with more guys before me😔

chigiri: bachira i aint got no time for this shit

chigiri: who tf burned my dorm down

barou: stfu and go to sleep missy my phone is literally buzzing nonstop all because of your bullshit

reo: theres smth called putting your phone on dnd king :|

barou: stfu you manbun i knew that

ness: he didnt and watch him not put it on dnd cuz hes lonely asf 24/7

barou: ALL OF YALL STFU

barou went offline

sae: Rin, are you awake?

shidou: rinrin isnt awake but i am hon😍😍

kurona: smhhh homos these days

karasu: stfu kurona stop acting like you aint one

chigiri: so is anybody going to tell me who burned my dorm down???

chigiri: i need a place to fucking sleep in

isagi: did you check the room to see if there were any clues left behind by the burner?

chigiri: no cuz i aint stepping in that ship with my new hello kitty slippers tf

reo: i could literally just buy you new ones😭😭

chigiri: oh shitttt right right

kunigami: you can sleep in my dorm chigiri

chigiri: OMGGGGG WHY THANK YOU KUNI BAEE🥰🥰🥰

zantetsu: ugh i cant stand hobos these days🙄

rin: Hobos?

raichi: dont mind him hes a fucking retard

zantetsu: shit it you shark guy

aryu: this is the first time i ever heard someone replace shut with shit very glamorous of you zantetsu✨✨

chigiri: guyss i found a broken white phone with a video playing on it

reo: lmaoo what vid was it

shidou: it was me creaming to sae baeeee🥰🥰😍😍😘💗💗

rin muted shidou for 2 hours

bachira: LMAOOOO IMAGINE BEING MUTED BY RINRIN

chigiri: anyways the video was how to burn your boyfriends friend dorm down step by step and the phone has a keychain

isagi: man i wonder who that was🤔

shidou: i told all you fat bitches that it wasnt me and you guys didnt believe me😔😔

bachira: mannnnn i truly wonder who it is

reo: why do i feel like i know somebody that has a white phone with a keychain on it lol

kunigami: you probably do know and its totally NOT your little treasure

raichi: treasure is crazy shit

gagamuru: 1 £gre3

hiori: ohhh wait i think i saw a kid that was like 6’3 walking to your room at 2am

yukimiya: righttt me too i think he had white hair and he was watching the video reallll close

chigiri: ho since when can yoh see?

yukimiya: stfu princess im trynna help

chigiri: ma bad ma bad

barou: are yall done? its like 7:35am right now

chigiri: yk what fuck this shit @reo gave me money when i see you cuz im going shopping by myself with kunigami to the mall

reo: damn alr😭😭

reo: you want me to pay for your new dorm next shiii😭😭

chigiri: please and thank you

reo: okay blud now wtf

chigiri: listen all you fat fucks (except kunigame and reo) i would fond out who burned my room down at 10AM SHARP

chigiri went offline

nagi: :x

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Blue Lockers

9:59am-Wednesday

reo: guys i cant find nagi i swear he literally sleeping next to me like a minute ago

zantetsu: hobos these days are getting on my nerves

ness: atleast reo isnt a malapropist

aryu: what a glam word✨✨✨✨

zantetsu: tf is a malapropist

isagi: its someone that uses a word in the wrong sentence 

kunigmai: like for example you used intentify instead of smth else

zantetsu: shittt yall caught that mistake😟

rin: Who in the wrong mind skipped their motherfucking detention session?

reo: kurona def

kurona: ho i was literally in the detention room textjng you fatties

sae: Who copied Zantetsu’s homework again?

rin went offline

shidou: ill gladly tell you who copied his hw sae daddy😍😍😍

karasu: omg stfu please you antenna alien looking bitchass😭😭🙏🙏

shidou: ness, karasu, kurona, raichi, bachira, kaiser, yukimiya, hiori, gagamaru, kuon, igarashi, nagi, reo, sendou, & otoya

shidou: can i get a kiss now sae bae daddy🥰😍

rin: omfg you pig stfu and dont you dare lay a single atom on sae🙏

sae: Oh?

rin went offline

isagi: type shit anyway who was it that didnt go to detention 

raichi: dunno i dont gave a single fuck who was in detention with me

reo: are you guys just gonna ignore the fact that nagi is missing :(

ness: dude your bf wasnt he missing yesterday too at around 1am?

yukimya: isnt it kinda suspicious also that the red headed princess is damnnn quiet today

bachira: hesshoppjngwithkunigamiithink

zantetsu: where tf did your spacebar go

shidou: up his asshole like how saes dick is going to be up mine next😽😛😛💥💥‼️‼️

isagi muted shidou for 1 hour

gagamaru: țh@tz crasï

kunigami: chigiri isnt shopping we literally came back at 8:23

karasu: you fat bitches omfg

otoya: why tf are you going around calling people fat bitches when your literally shaped like one????

ness: omg 🤦‍♀️

sae: Didn’t Chigiri say that he was going to find out who burned his dorm down at 10 o’clock sharp?

isagi: omfg i think i remember somebody texting right after he said that

yukimiya: bitchass nagi🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

reo: who tf are you calling nagi a bitchass

kurona: shouldnt you be worried about your bfs life or death situation that is literally in the hands of a fucking menace?

chigiri: why am i called a menace you want me to come for you too?

otoya: can you come for me too princess🥰😉😉😉

chigiri: you wanna die next and have your fucking useless as pig built body hung right infront of karasus house?

otoya: No ma’am.

chigiri: then stfu

otoya: Yes ma’am.🫡

reo: CHIGI YOU HUNG NAHIS BODY???!!!

chigiri: no tf i tied him to a chair and put him in the janitors closet tf

aryu: that is the most stylish way to torture someone glamorous ✨✨✨ 

chigiri: ikrr😍😍😍

kunigami: sm i forget how i still manage to deal with you

chigiri: you just do🤷‍♀️

shidou have been unmute by sae

shidou: I L💗💗💗💗💗💗💗VEEEE YOU SAE BAEEEEEEEEEE CAN I KISSS YOUUUU

rin: ho did you not hear me before?

shidou: no and stfu you improper fraction

reo: GUYS I FOUND NAGI😭😭😭😭

sae: Atleast we know who skipped thier detention session.🤷‍♀️

nagi: i didnt intentionally wanted to skip detention :|

reo: we know nagi🥰

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Blue Lockers

3:00am-Thursday

shidou: guys i miss him he wont gave me a kiss :(

aiku: want daddy to gave you a kiss instead😘😘

chigiri: what the actual hedgehog fuck

barou: Go to sleep you fat fucks.

barou went offline

shidou: who tf are you.

aiku: your daddy bbg😍😉😉😉

isagi: uhm get the fuck out???

aiku: shiiiiiii yoichi babe is here too lemme add someone 

aiku added kaiser michael to the groupchat

isagi: omfg kys????

kaiser: yoooo wazzz goodd yoichichiiiiiuudsk

bachira: isheondrugsssss??????

kaiser: nawwwhhhhh immmm nottt drunkkkk

chigiri: being drunk over text is crazy

chigiri: ay @reo hows my room going?

reo: babes its fucking 3:15am go sleep in @kunigami room🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

chigiri: im literally sleeping with him right now??? i need an update on my room

nagi: prof ego told reo that the room would be finished up next thursday

kurona: sooo we all up gang?

barou: Stfu before i slit your throat and feed it to the donkeys.

rin: What he said.

sae: go to sleep you fatties

rin went offline

kaiser: saeeee wasss seriiiiouss abiutt thatoneee thattt he typ.  ddd inn. lowerrrrr lollllskzkksoakalldxksoqk

ness: aint you underage? your literally doung illegal drinking

chigiri: ness hon i dont think your good we  are all in uni :|

ness: shit right

ego joined the groupchat

ego: ALL OF YOU DIAMONDS IN THE RUFF GO TO SLEEP OR THERE WOULD BE A TEST TOMORROW ON EVERYTHING YOU LEARNED.

ego left the groupchat

isagi: damn how he know

everyone went offline

6:30am

hiori: i need prof anris hw answers

zantetsu: hold on i send it!!

raichi: fuck no

kurona: uhm no thank you??

nagi: not going through the same thing again

reo: yeah no

gagamaru: n0 th¥ ¥ou

kaiser: i aint copying from you ever again in class

kuon: no

raichi kicked kuon from the groupchat

karasu: no

bachira: aintriskingmyreputationforyouranswerseveragain

yukimiya: i texted the others and we all agree that you shouldnt send us answers anymore thank you!

tokimitsu: uhmm! i have the answers for miss anris hw do you uhm guys need it??

ness: oh yeah thx tokimetsu i would actually loveee that

tokimitsu: omggg im so sorry!! i didnt know that nobody wanted my answers so sorry!!!

tokimetsu went offline

chigiri: dude is more blind than yuki lmao

yukimiya: poliely stfu princess or im gonna shove that crown up your ass

chigiri: nahhhhh i rather have kunigamis dick up my ass instead😍😍😛😛

kunigami: uhm wow ig?

aiku: heyyyy beautiful princess you want mine??😏😏

chigiri: okay what the crack

chigiri went offline

kunigami: he aint want your ass you pedo😒

ness: GUYSSS I NEED THE ANSWERSS

tokimitsu  attached a file

shidou: damn he actually sent it

zantetsu: guys im going to pass over mine too!!

rin: And watch ain’t nobody going to copy that shit blud.

zantetsu attached a file

reo: and he still sent it🤷‍♀️

nagi: thats such a hassle

isagi: wordddd but ima copy zantetsus answers lol

sae: Good luck Yoichi.

shidou: WHAT ABOUT ME SAE BAE☹️☹️☹️

sae: Good luck to you too, Ryusei.

aryu: that unstylish antenna freak isnt even in stylish prof anris class✨

shidou: stfu you unglam unstylish emo freak

aryu: please kys in the most ✨STYLISH✨ way possible known to mankind honey✨✨

bachira: imagine being told to off themself by THE aryuuuu lollllllll

raichi: do your hw you pigs

karasu: i copied down zantetsus answers instead of tokimitsus answers…

otoya: your fucked hon🤦‍♀️

aiku: ill gladly fuck him😉😏

otoya: hes mine tf???

karasu: ong

reo: im like this close to kicking this aiku grandpa out

shidou changed the groupchat name to “LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE”

isagi: just kick him out hes such a pedo for minors🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

hiori: FRRRRRRR

chigiri kicked aiku from the groupchat

raichi: damn princess did it before mr rich guy could even do it

chigiri: had to do gods work🤷‍♀️

nagi: hey i liked that guy actually add him back

ness: MY BROTHER. IS YOU OKAY? DO YOU NEED THE DOCTORS??

reo: no he doesnt need the doctors you weirdo 

reo: imma add him back 😇

bachira: THESWITCHUPISCRAZY

kunigami: and the fact you still can find your spacebar is crazy

chigiri: and the fact that reo is adding him back right after i kicked the grandpa looking grown ass man out???

chigiri: reo i thought we besties☹️

reo added aiku oliver to the groupchat

aiku: me and you can besties chichi🥰😉

chigiri left the groupchat

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LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

10:21am

karasu: LMAOOO WHO TF DID I JS SEE GET DUMPED

isagi: def not me i still got ma bae bachi🥰

bachira: 🥹🥹🥹

otoya: why r u up on other peoples business karasu🤦‍♀️

otoya: anyway did you see who got dumped

rin: I saw it too. And I think I know who got dumped.

shidou: OMGGG SOMEONE GOT DUMPED?? WHO? WAS PRINCESS OR WAS OT PURPLE MAN BUN?

reo: why do you wanna know if me or chigi broke up or not😒😒

otoya: cause that orange peel muscular head guy does not deserve his pretty ass

aiku: honestly like i should be with him not the orange peel…:(

reo: :x

kunigami: stfu you both skinless rats hyouma does not want neither of you

isagi: speaking of chigiri where is he?

yukimiya: he left the groupchat bc reo added aiku back

rin: that speedster lukeworm actually left?

sae: Rin, that’s not nice to say about Chigiri.

shidou: WORD LISTEN TO SAEBAE

sae: .

kunigami: someone add hyouma back

isagi: dw ill do it

Isagi Yoichi added Chigiri Hyouma to the groupchat

chigiri: what up fuckers 😛

reo: heyyyyy welcome back chigiiii (im sorry for adding the old gramps back to the group chat😔) 

chigiri: ugh its the traitor (dont worry i forgive you babes🥹)

chigiri: OMGG GUESS WHAT GUYS

aryu: what does the most glam princess have to say for himself?✨✨

chigiri: NESS GOT HIS UGLY ASS DUMPED LMAOOOO

ness: no tf i did not not you fatass

kaiser: is this your way of mourning for me? pathetic as always.

raichi: NOW ME PERSONALLY

nagi: imgne getin dumpd by 🐀 tal

ness: stfu you stinky ass no life i-need-my-bf-to-do-everything ugly ass

chigiri: atleast he didnt get dumped unlike somebody here 👀

karasu: OMGG LMAOOO IT WAS NESS THAT GOT DUMPED

isagi: deserved

kurona: 🤯

shidou: damn how do you feel ness no dick to suck on anymore HAHA 🫵🤣

ness: omfg let me out of this place…

rin: you can leave the groupchat nobody is stoppin you lukeworm

Bachira Meguru locked the groupchat

isagi: LMAOOOO BACHI LOCKED THE CHAT

chigiri: HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET OUT NOW YOU HEROBRINE BITCH

ness: i fucking hate all of yall bitchless hoes.

chigiri: sorry but i aint bitchless i believe YOUR the one that is bitchless hon

kaiser: bitchless

raichi: bitchless 

bachira: bitchless

isagi: no hoes

karasu: got dumped

barou: in front of almost everybody too

rin: even shidou could do better than your sorry ass

ness: i hope you guys all strangle yourselves to death and die as a virgin

chigiri: too bad i aint dying as a virgin either!!

shidou: ME TOO PRINCESS 👅💦

karasu: LMAOOOO IMAGINE

kaiser: even nagi is better at being in a relationship unlike your dolphin looking head ass lmaooo

aiku: looks like somebody is actually going to die as a virgin

niko: stfu gramps your old body aint never gonna get them baddies 🙄

otoya: imagine getting clocked by the baby🤣🤣💀

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LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

2:54am

karasu: sooo which one of u fatties is gonna give me a sweater today?

chigiri: dont you have a bf you hippo

karasu: do i?

otoya: do you have amnesia?

karasu: i dont recall

bachira: do you wanna share my meds with me

bachira: they are perfect for a person like you🥹🥹

raichi: bachira they were prescribed to you for a god damn fucking reason

chigiri: 💀

isagi: bro fr went into the “i dont recall” mode lmaoo

bachira: that was not very sunshine nice of you raichan

aiku: and im going to touch you where the sun dont shine😮‍💨

barou: ight bud thats enough get your old ass back to sleep.

aiku: aw man..☹️

6:30am

bachira: is football season over yet?

kurona: no no its not over over yet owo

rin: We still have two weeks left before winter sports begin.

chigiri: ay anybody got a sweater i could borrow 

chigiri: im freezing my ass off in this 4 degree fucking weather wtf

ness: you dont have an ass you flatty

chigiri: yk what else YOU dont have?

shidou: A BOYFRIENDD LOLOLOL

ness: please jump

shidou: no ty love! 💕 

shidou: thank you for you concern tho!💋

rin: please stfu🙏🙏

shidou: again! no ty love! 💕 

niko: when does volleyball start

isagi: in two weeks as soon as football is over

karasu: GUYS I NEED A SWEATER WHICH ON OF YOU FATTIES IS GONNA GUVE ME ONE??

chigiri: are you still outside freezing your ass off like me?

ness: again you dont have an ass missy

chigiri: again you dont have a boyfriend you toothpick

ness: again you dont have a working acl

chigiri: again you dont have a stable family

ness: again you dont have a dad

chigiri: again you dont have a very good sex life

shidou: DAMN😨

aiku: now me personally 😶

bachira: GO CHIGIRIN!!!!

ness: why tf are you trying to bring up my sex life you fucking torn ass princess bum

chigiri: well your the one wjo started it you homeschooled jungle freak

ness: clearly it was very unnecessary to bring up my fucking sex life you twig

niko: is it because you dont have one?

isagi: inaudible gasp

sae: Oh!

shidou: okay didnt know that niko kun had it in him🫢

niko: am i wrong?

ness: ues your very wrong thank you very much.

kaiser: fuck is you talking abt? that twink is right you didnt have a fucking sex life

ness went offline

Chapter Text

LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

4:56am

hiori: IM DONE PLAYING THIS GAME. ITS BULLSHIT AT THIS POINT JESUS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS.

karasu: and how long have you been up for dear hiori?…

hiori: well, uhm..

hiori: great question, i genuinely dont know haha

isagi: dont worry hiori, theres no way you were up for that long like me

raichi: yeah your dumbass was up from 11pm to right now fuckass

chigiri: so we all up right now?

hiori: i been up since like 12am

karasu: get your ass to sleep please..

hiori: thats what i was planning on doing actually thank you karasu :)

rin: There is absolutely no fucking way all you dipshits were up all night.

shidou: well you guessed that right rinrin love <3

shidou: hey, is your brother gonna give me his number or not? i might as well abduct him if he doesnt yk 💥💥

rin: Politely shut the fuck up you hippoass.

Itoshi Rin went offline

isagi: did anybody do homework for Mr. Ego..??

zantetsu: yikes dont have your back this time

niko: nobody wants you to have their backs respectfully speaking, you stink like a big pile of dog doodoo..

chigiri: wait shouldnt reo and nagi be texting by now

shidou: lowkey your right princess, where tf are those two love birds aka riding each others dicks everyday

isagi: isnt he your roomate chigiri?

chigiri: mhm yeah he is but hes not here with me

kaiser: perhaps that rich bitch is in stinky bitch’s dorm ontop of each other

niko: ay now what

kaiser: nothing you imbecile 

tokimitsu: lets not uhm..talk to each other like that uhh..kaiser??

isagi: HELLOOOOOO I NEED HOMEWORK

otoya: shut up and do it yourself ugly

isagi: go smd

otoya: gladly tf

Isagi Yoichi went offline

aryu: MY DEAR CHIGIRI💕 I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IN THE MOST GLAMOROUS STYLE✨✨

chigiri: do tell aryu🥹

karasu: im about to do a drop kick on this guy

raichi: OMG ME TOO TWIN HIS VOCABULARY IS PISSING ME OFF

aryu: silence peasants.

aryu: chigiri my dear, i stylishly found reo on the staircase by the gaming teachers room✨✨

chigiri: ah thank you aryu

aryu: of cource anything for my beautiful glamorous friend✨✨

Chigiri Hyouma went offline

kurona: have bad bad feeling about this 🦈

bachira: HAHA I KNEW I TOOK MY MEDS IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKING SOMETHING BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN

isagi: meguru, turn off your phone and come help me oh my goodness 

kaiser: i really hate that bee looking ass shit but hes right something bad is gonna happen

Click

Chigiri sighs as he shuts off his phone after reading the messages that continue to pop up in his notification box. He ponders in his bed about the so called ‘bad feeling’ that Kurona had.

”It’s probably just one of his false instincts like always..” Chigiri grumbles to himself as he gets up from his bed and slips on white puffy slides that Kunigami had gifted him for his birthday last year.

The door quietly shuts behind Chigiri as it’s still early in the morning and chaos is already almost on their way probably. Chigiri then hastily leaves to find Reo by the location that Aryu had given him.

There’s no way the day can get any worse..

I need you right now, once I leave you, I'm strung out
If I get you, I'm slowly breaking down

When Chigiri arrived at the staircase, he found Reo sitting on the first step of stairs with shoulders slumped. “Reo, where have you been?” The purple-headed man turned around where the shadows had casted on his face making it hard to see his face.

”What are you doing here Hyouma?”

Chigiri rolled his eyes at the question, “To abduct you and steal all your money like the fuck? I’m here to see you.” Reo stayed silent and just patted down on the space next to him as a gesture to sit down.

As Chigiri sat down, there then was a pause for silence. The silence wasn’t an awkward kind of silence of course, their close friendship never has those kinds of silence. This particular silence was to breifly enjoy the silence moment.

”He broke up with me.”

Pink eyes widen in surprise, “H-he what now?”

”He broke up with me, what do I do now Hyouma?..”

Chigiri was dumbfounded and speechless, yes, Reo and Nagi broke up many times. Everyone in the university would describe their relationship as an on and off kind of relationship. But this time, this breakup was almost out of nowhere. “Reo love, I genuinely don’t know..”

Reo’s face then turned fully towards Chigiri revealing his red, puffy face that was proof the breakup was most likely recent and resulted in him crying for a long duration of time.

”He just came up to me and told me that we should split, that fucking dipshit didn’t even tell me why! What did I do wrong Hyouma? Tell me, did I do something that made Nagi do this to me?”

All Chigiri could do at that moment was take Reo’s head and bury it in the crook of his neck.

“You didn’t do anything wrong Reo, trust me.”

All this time I'm thinking we could never be a pair
Oh, no, I don't need you, but I miss you

”Maybe Kurona was right” Chigiri mumbled to himself while sitting on the edge of his bed. “Right about what?” The voice came from the parallel side of him.

”Nothing Reo, don’t worry about it and get some sleep. And how long were you out there on the staircase for huh?”

”Long enough to cry my soul out to the underworld.”

A nod was returned as a response from Chigiri as he opens his phone to check for new messages.

LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

6:05am

isagi: oh my FUCKING GOD BRO WHEN DO GOU EVER SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD? YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND DONT USE YOUR VOCAL CORDS THATS FUCKING IT LIKE JESUS ITS FUCJING COMMON SENSE YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT WHAT DO YOU HAVE STORED IN THAT BIG ASS FOREHEAD OF YOURS?

kaiser: NO WAHT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM YOICHI YOUR MOM LITERALLY GIVE YOU A DEDENT AMOUNT OF BRAIN CELLS BUT YOU NEVER USE IT INSTEAD YOU GO AROUND SUCKING BALLS LIKE A FUCKING HOMELESS BITCH ON THE STREETS

raichi: it was never that deep guys..😒

barou: both you bitches shut the fuck up, kiss and make up or whatever katy perry said

karasu: lord have mercy on me and forgive me for whatever sin i done

otoya: hes not gonna listen to your prayers fuckass

karasu: hush, he will dont worry bbg

isagi: WHO GIVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHTS TO CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME BIG BITCH HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR ME THEN ILL ALLOW IT LIKE WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FUCKING ISAAC NEWTON?

bachira: hey guys! so like can we stop orrr  like idk man

ness: you cant stop them from arguing now dipshit

bachira: nobody was talking to you sandwich built hoe.

sae: All you imbeciles stop arguing and get ready for class. It starts extra early today at 6:30.

shidou: yessir🤭🫡

All this time I'm thinking we could never be a pair
Oh, no, I don't need you, but I miss you, come here

Chigiri exits out of the groupchat and hovers his fingers over a specific name. “Huh, he haven’t texted you back yet?” Chigiri jumps up at the sudden comment and looks to where the voice was coming from. “You scared me to death Reo!”

Reo only looked at Chigiri was eyebrows raised, still waiting for an answer to his comment. Immediately Chigiri answers him,

”Yeah, he still haven’t texted me back. I don’t know what gotten into him, soccer season is almost ending anyways too so I doubt thats the problem.”

“Mn, seems like we’re both on the same boat.”

”Haha, what are you talking Reo? We been on the same boat since you guys first broke up remember?”

”I still remember that time as if I’m reliving the moment again..”

“And the both of us at that moment never knew we were going to become close friends, how funny is that?”

Then silence again, Chigiri closed his eyes and leaned back to the wall before speaking again, “You know, Reo-”

“I miss him Hyouma.”

He love me not, he loves me
He holds me tight, then lets me go

Chapter Text

LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

10:35am

isagi: SOMEBODY SEND HELP

isagi: IM GETTING CHASED BY AN ANTENNA HORSE LOOKING THING

otoya: and why are you texting while running???

isagi: SO I CAN GET HELP FROM ONE OF YOU

bachira: i didnt take my meds

raichi: aint nobody gonna help you

gagamaru: wuse pie

isagi: WHAT?

chigiri: he means “use your puzzle piece you fucking dipshit you have all that hair covering your bigass forehead and you still cant find a way to help yourself”

karasu: no way he said all that with only TWO fucking words😨

kiyora: well he just did

isagi: GUYS CAN I PLEASE GET HELANDJXODSK&:&-&loba

Isagi Yoichi went offline.

rin: Rest in pieces Isagi Yoichi.

chigiri: who was chasing him anyways lol

reo: shidou

chigiri: Do not talk to me Mikage Reo.

reo: IM SORRY GIRI

otoya: damn whats up pretty boy’s ass that he typed in all caps

kurona: reo said i miss miss him to chigiri

rin: Eavesdropping goes crazy

reo: WOAH WHAT I NEVER SAID THAT

chigiri: sharkboy where tf were you when he said that

karasu: OHHH SO OUR RICH BOY DID SAY IT

reo: NO NO STFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFU

niko: whos “him”

nagi: :x

bachira: i guess the “him” showed up

reo: I FUCKING HOPE ALL YOU IMBECILES KILL YOURSELF OMFG

Mikage Reo went offline.

shidou: HOWDY HOWDY MY DEAR SPERMS

shidou: HOWS EVERYBODY DOING??💥💥

sae: Why were you chasing Isagi?

shidou: I WOULD NEVER SAEBAE❤️💕

aiku: i saw you chasing him

shidou: no tf you didnt gramps

hiori: lmaoo i saw shidou chasing isagi too

kaiser: lowkey i was contemplating on chasing yoichi also

chigiri: relationship status?

otoya: duration of relationship?

bachira: get your german ass away from my isagi

chigiri: :0

nagi: where is reo

tokimitsu: I believe uh..he went offline??

nagi: ik tat big i’s were is he as in room

chigiri: cant help you with that hes not here withh me right now

aryu: chigiri, my ✨glamorous✨ friend, may i come over?

niko: pedo?

zantetsu: of course not you dipshit

nagi: oh

Nagi Seishiro went offline.

shidou: OH EM GEEEE I GOT TEA

chigiri: yeah come over aryu

aryu: ✨

karasu: DO TELL THE TEA SHITDOU

Chigiri Hyouma went offline.

Aryu Jyubei went offline.

shidou: NAGI BROKE UP WITH THE MIKAGE REO💥💥💥

nanase: how many times with that hiori

hiori: 😭😭

hiori: like the 50th time?

kiyora: that they got back together or broke up😨

karasu: LMAOOOO I CANT THATS FUCKING CRAZY

kunigami: why is aryu in chigiri’s room

otoya: OH SO NOW YOUR CONCERNED ABOUT MY BABYGIRL?

kunigami: what are you talking about half-cut

hiori: 😬😬😬

karasu: whos gonna tell him

karasu: def not me

Chapter Text

Bitchass Hoe

12:15pm

Bitchass Hoe: Can we talk?

Hyouma: oh so now you wanna talk to me

Hyouma: who tf do you think you are

Bitchass Hoe: Look, I know that the it’s my fault I haven’t been answering your texts, but you don’t fucking understand what’s happening in my personal life.

Hyouma: i do want to understand whats happening with you but if you keep on ignoring my calls and texts how am i suppose to understand you if you dont want to interact with me

Bitchass Hoe: Can we just talk it out?

Bitchass Hoe: Please, Chigiri?

Hyouma: i am genuinely appalled by the fact your calling me by my last name even though we been so close for a long time

Bitchass Hoe: Chigiri.

Bitchass Hoe: I mean Hyouma, once we meet up i would explain everything to you i promise. My location is turned on for you so you’ll know where to meet me, meet me at 3:30pm. Will you, Hyouma?

Hyouma: my answer is no. if you actually cared then you could have atleast opened my messages instead of ignoring them all.

Hyouma: You shouldve known that, Kunigami Rensuke.

”Hmm, he finally replied back to you in very unstylish way, Hyouma?” Chigiri looked up as Aryu was combing his hair with one of Chigiri’s best hairbrush.

”He’s a big fucking bitch, I don’t know why I was so desperate for his reply..”

The sigh coming out of Aryu’s mouth was unexpectedly loud as if he wasn’t surprised by Kunigami’s choice of action, “Are you actually going to meet up with him even though you stylishly turned him down?”

Chigiri blinked repetitively at the question, would one meet up really clear out all the misunderstanding? He sucked in his breath as if the meeting up with Kunigami was a life-or-death situation. 

“I don’t really know, Aryu.”

LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

12:30pm

kaiser: i want a boyfriend so badly ughhhh💔

ness: your fucking fault you broke up with me and now your desperate for a boyfriend 

niko: @kaiser with all that ugliness? i doubt that😬

sendou: CLOCKED

kiyora: did the german king just got clocked by a little kid?!!

yukimiya: once in a lifetime thing to see

aiku: babes, i hate to break it to you but *inhales dramatically*

nanase: you cant see for shit yuki..

kaiser: i fucking hate you all fat bitches you people are always yapping about how your gonna go workout but instead your outside shoving big macs down your fucking throats like good lord how much food can you fit in that big mouth of yours? always talking about how your gonna run on the treadmill but no instead your running to fucking mcdonalds fucking assholes like suck my dick 

raichi: OOOOOO WHITE MAN IS FINALLY CRASHING OUT ON SOMEBODY THAT ISNT ISAGI HAHAHAH🤣

kurona: should we be scared be scared

aiku: the fuck is he gonna do to us if we dont shut up

isagi: kaiser is definitely gonna try to get his burrito built ass dad on us lmaooo

kaiser: yoichi. i fucking hate you now.

ness: the fuck? you never even liked him in the first place michael like hello?

Kaiser Michael went offline.

chigiri: pussy cant even stand up for himself that he went offline oml😭😭

bachira: CHIGIRINNNNNNNN YOUR BACKK

chigiri: BACHIRAAAAAAAAA

rin: STOP TEXTING OMFG I KEEP ON GETTING BUZZES EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SECOND LIKE STOP YOU LUKEWARMS

barou: YOU TELL THEM LONG LASHES

barou: YOU DONKEYS KNOW THAT THERE ARE ACTUALLY SOME PEOPLE THAT WANT TO GRADUATE FROM THIS DAMN SCHOOL UNLIKE YOU UNEDUCATED SLAVES

bachira: well sucks for you mohawk man, my monster is telling me to start interacting with people more

chigiri: LMAOOO DID YOU EVEN TAKE YOUR MEDS TODAY BACHIRA?

bachira: tbh no i forgot💔

otoya: out of topic but your mom is a baddie

karasu: with a fatty!!!

loki: say what now?😦

chigiri: AYYYYY JULIOOOO

sae: It’s Julian not Julio.

zantetsu: same shit spanish man

rin: my brother isnt spanish??

zantetsu: no he is fuck is you talking about

zantetsu: he played on a spanish league which makes him spanish

nanase: so whos gonna explain it to him?

sae: At this point just give up on him, it clearly shows his stupidity can’t be helped nor can it be cured with the knowledge of others.

shidou: @zantetsu tsk tsk

shidou: THAT WAS SO WELL SAID SAEBAEEEEEE🥹

reo: CHIGIRI. DMS NOW.

Mikage Reo went offline.

chigiri: lord, wherever you are i hope you hear my prayers of what i am about to encounter. amen.

Chigiri Hyouma went offline.

aiku: princess had to say his prayers before going lmaooo

hiori: 😬

karasu: i know yall are thinking what im thinking

otoya: 😬

shidou: HOLD UP.

shidou: 2.000.000¥ THAT THEY GOT TOGETHER

yukimiya: theres no betting in this situation you dipshit

ness: antenna freak you are so stupid..

isagi: only time im agreeing with ness…

shidou: WHAT ARE YOU MANIACS TALKING ABOUT BOUT?💥💥

sae: Unfortunately, Ryusei, they are right. There is no gambling in this situation, the answer is really obvious.

rin: tf when did you started going on first name basis with that tanning bed cockroach..

DMS- Reo & Chigiri

12:36pm

Hyouma: alright so whats up

Reo: the fucking sky thats whats up

Reo: you know whats up bbg🥹

Hyouma: Shut.The.Fuck.Up.

Reo: 🥹🥹

Hyouma: watch me block your ass cause no way he came crawling back to you again for the 51th time

Reo: yeah he did fortunately🤍

Hyouma: you guys are making me sick eughhh please let this be the last time

Reo: ill make sure that we dont torture you anymore hyouma🤍

Hyouma: you even started using the white heart emoji again?..

Hyouma: thats it. im blocking your ass because i know he would dump you in like 3 weeks and i absolutely do NOT want loads of messages coming from you especially love you but no babes

Reo: WAIT HYOUMA IM SORRY I WONT MENTION HIS PRESENCE INFRONT OF YOU EVER AGAIN IM SORRY MY LOVE PLEASE I NEED YOU

[Message Unable To Send]

[This Caller Had Blocked You, You Can No Longer Message Them Until They Have Unblocked You]

Reo: OMFG CHIGIRI HYOUMAAAA I WAS JUST KIDDINGGGG I USED IT ON YOU ON PURPOSEEEE UNBLOCK ME THIS INSTANT

[Message Unable To Send]

Chapter Text

LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

6:00pm

yukimiya: i just noticed the name of our groupchat..

loki: no way your this blind model man

shidou: do you not like it sir yukimiya?

hiori: i doubt anybody likes that groupchat name shidou…

karasu: imagine just waking up then opening your phone to like 100+ messages from “LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE”

aiku: i actually cackle all the time when i open my phone and see that

sendou: yeah maybe consider making your cackle like quieter?

aiku: what do you mean by that love😀?

niko: it fucking means you need to stfu and lower your down old man cackle which i can hear 2 floors down from you big ass humpback whale

nagi: now me personally aiku i would never take that from a little kid like niko😭

rin: did he just?…

otoya: nurse its awake

chigiri: wait no way.

nagi: what do i have like shit on my face or something?

barou: your full of shit you donkey

nagi: thats a bit rude barou

isagi: is he really…?

raichi: someone like screenshot this shit cause what the actual FUCK are we witnessing right now

chigiri: history 

kunigami: chigiri can we talk

Chigiri Hyouma went offline.

Chigiri Hyouma left ‘LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE’

isagi: oh my god its kunigami

nagi: what are you guys so surprised about?

sae: Fucker. You’re literally typing full on sentences that we all believed that you thought was too much of a hassle to type full sentences. Are you perhaps abducted by someone? I can send help right now if needed you know.

nagi: guys its reo😭😭

shidou: AY NOW WHAT DID I SAY

shidou: WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY

yukimiya: we are not giving you 2.000.000¥ btw

bachira: did chigirin just left the groupchat..

kiyora: i thought you locked it??

loki: well turns out schizophrenic man didnt

Bachira Meguru added Chigiri Hyouma.

Bachira Meguru locked the groupchat, you cannot leave the groupchat until an admin unlocks it.

nagi: wait did you guys have some kind of bet on our relationship 😀

shidou: no never why would we rich boy 

zantetsu: yeah we would NEVER do such extravagant thing 

nagi: stupid zantetsu

reo: i dont believe thats how you use the word extravagant zantetsu…

zantetsu: oh. thats quite the unfortunate thing 

isagi: OMG OFMGONGONG

rin: what the fuck…

gagamaru: getting chased

bachira: NOOO BY WHO

sae: Did anyone of you guys seen Ryusei? I swear this cockroach was just banging on my apartment door

gagamaru: chasing

raichi: isagis getting chase again by antman?

sendou: prayers for him

otoya: what is isagi doing that hes getting chased

ness: kaiser told shidou he would give him 10.000.000¥ if he chased isagi and niko down

niko: ew lightskin man is chasing me?

aiku: and you call me a pedo

sendou: cause you are gramps

loki: damnnn even your own boyfriend isnt on your side

nagi: gramps not beating allegations 

reo: unfortunately 💔

isagi: GUYS SOS PLEASE SOS

chigiri: i believe we are perfectly gucci

kaiser: dont worry yoichi ill come save you just give me your location❤️

isagi: No you fucking rat tail who do you think you are? sending a big ass skinwalker who most likely had gooned to an image of your fucking neglectful mother. do NOT come after me unless your meguru

kaiser: ew wtf shidou did that

shidou: WHAT WHY ARE YOU ACCUSING OF SUCH…STUPIDITY???!!

sae: Shidou Ryusei.

shidou: WAIT SAEBAE IM SORRY WAITWAITWWITWAITWAITWAITWAUT

Itoshi Sae changed the group name to ‘Rin, my beloved brother, I love you’

rin: dude. i never signed up for this shit. do NOT get me intervened with your relationship problems. CHANGE THE FUCKING NAME

sae: No, you don’t like it?

loki: no reallyyyyy HE FUCKING LOVES IT tf

rin: change it or im never gonna talk to you again.

sae: Ah, okay

Itoshi Sae changed the group name to ‘LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE’

shidou: OH EM GEEE YOU CHANGED IT BACK IM FEELING REAL EXPLOSIVE RIGHT NOW SAEBAE💥💥💥💥🤭💥🤭

karasu: please shut up. its never thst hard to keep that ugly mouth of yours shut

shidou: if i keep my glorious explosive mouth then how am i suppose to suck saebaes dick

niko: mate…TMI

shidou: there is not such thing as tmi Niko Ikki🤗

rin: i hope you kick yourself back into your mothers womb so she can abort your ugly ass

Chapter Text

LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

7:30pm

shidou: SAEEEEEEE IM STILL SAD ABOUT WHAT RINRIN SAID ABOUT ME☹️☹️

sae: What do you want me to do about it, Ryusei?

shidou: IDKKKKK BUT IM JUST DEPRESSED ABOUT ITTTT

rin: the cockroach is a sensitive bitch what?

isagi: we learn somethting bew everyday rin💔

rin: i wasnt talking to you imbecile.

kaiser: @isagi advice on how to get back with your ex?

ness: im literally right here wtf theres something called dms michael kaiser

isagi: why are you asking me

isagi: if anything you should be asking THE  mikage reo

reo: and why would i have such advice like that

karasu: whos gonna tell him

yukimiya: you ofc crow head

hiori: its because you and that hassle guy always be on and off🤗

tokimitsu: lets not point out other peoples flaws!!..

barou: eugh muscled freak decided to finally show up

tokimitsu: IM SO SORRY IM SORRY FOR MESSAGING GUYS IM SORRY GORILLA MAN AHHH

isagi: does he not know your name still?..

barou: tch. donkeys like that arent even worth fighting anyways

aryu: why should an ✨unglam✨ creature like you be talking about my ✨stylish✨ friend

barou: eugh its you

nagi: stick

loki: did he just call aryu a stick🫢

bachira: omg bald taning bed #2 you shiuldve been there it was fucking HILARIOUS 

chigiri: i silently cackled when nagi said that about aryu💔

chigiri: i deeply apologize aryu💔

loki: whos tanning bed #1 if im #2..?

aiku: our one and only gayass freak who rides sae’s dick all the time—

sendou: SHIDOU RYUSEI!!!!!

shidou: SCHIZOPHRENIC BOBCUT WHAT DOD I TELL YOU ABOUT MY SKIN ITS ALL DONE NATURALLY BY THE SUN BY FUCKING MOTHER NATURES UV

loki: i was born with it ami *(friend in french for males)

bachira: wait who

shidou: WDYM WHO WHAT YOU GARDEN GNOME BITCH

bachira: asked

niko: you know what bachira i like you your cool

bachira: OH EM GEEE TANKSSSSS

shidou: SAEEEEBAEEEEEEEE☹️☹️☹️☹️

rin: stfu hes in airplane mode right now hoe

isagi: hes flying overseas already?

rin: no really dipshit?

chigiri: who else smells slursagi from 10 miles away

kurona: me me

gagamaru: 0•0🖐️

raichi: oh lord i shouldve left this groupchat when i had a chance too💔

chigiri: you CLEARLY had a chance to leave it as soon as i left fuckface

isagi: rin.

nanase: SOMEONE SCREENSHOT IT SO WE CAN KEEP IT AS RECEIPT

nagi: ok ill do it

isagi: I GENUIELY DONT KNOW WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU ARE BEING THE BIGGEST RETARD THAT FUCKING LICKS SHIT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY WITH THTA HANGING DOG TONGUE OF YOURS LIKE DAMN WHO HURT YOU BRO THAT YOUR ALWAYS AFTER PEOPLE LIKE CALM YOUR FLATASS YOUR BROTHER LITERALLY HAS A WHOLE BAKERY THAT HE CAN EVEN FEED THE HOMELESS WITH IT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR GENES? CLEARLY IT SHOULD THAT IT DIDNT PASS DOWN TO YOU CAUSE THE BAKERY IS NOT ON YOUR ASS BUT RATHER ON YOUR BIG ASS BELLY THAT SHIT IS FUCKING OVERLAPPING YOUR ENTIRE PANTS LIKE SIZE THE FUCK UP LET YOUR BIG ASS BELLY BREATHE THE  AIR YOU ARE DEADASS THE TWINKIEST LITTLE CRYING ASS BITCH I HAVE EVER FUCKING MET.

bachira: PERIODDDDDD DID HE STUTTER??!!

ness: what else is this man capable of😨😭

kaiser: bro off field he called me a fucking rat tail cunt.

rin: @isagi tomorrow. on the football field. 9:00am. sharp.

isagi: YEAH AND WATCH YOU NOT FUCKING SHOW UP PUSSY ASS BITCH

raichi: where is this man typing all these anyways😭😭

kiyora: i saw him balancing on one leg in the yoga room

karasu: ON ONE LEG BALANCING WHILE TYPING SLURS?

otoya: 😬😬😬

niko: should we be concerned? no. so stfu and actually fucking study all you fucking numnuts. we have a damn test tomorrow for science.

chigiri: oh…thats unfortunate….

reo: you didnt study giri…?

reo: WAIT IM ABLE TO TEXT YOU NOW OMG YOU FINALLY UNBLOCKED ME

chigiri: you been unblocked dumbass😀

hiori: damn what did reo do to get him blocked for the first time lmaooo

chigiri: be a homo

otoya: are you not one pretty boy

chigiri: did i ever say i wasnt??

barou: whoever texts one more fucking time, i am gonna bust your acls open till you cant play any sports at all.

chigiri: that sounded very targeted.

karasu: AY YOU GO AFTER MY BOO I GO AND COMBUST YOUR BOOBS

yukimiya: say what now

tokimitsu: GUYS JUST PLEASE STOP TYPING EEEEEEKKKKKKK

**The cold, fall breeze felt calming against Chigiri’s skin, the cold never really bothered him that much. After the the message that Tokimitsu had sent to everyone, Chigiri decided that since it was still way too early foreither an early nap and studying, he went for a nightly walk.

Usually Chigiri would stay in his shared dorm with Reo and talk for hours with him but nowadays ever since Reo got back together with Nagi, he haven’t been in their dorm in a long time. It didn’t really bothered Chigiri that much since on some nights he definitely prefers silence and just him and his thoughts alone.

Walking around the campus and observing everything around him was always what Chigiri does on his walks, he never picks up nor slows down his pace when walking rather he takes his time to appreciate everything around him.

He stopped walking when he reached a specific tree that was beautifully decorated to let it stand out from others, Chigiri gets reminded of the first time when he met Kunigami here. How long must I have to wait for you? 

As Chigiri was reminiscing about the old days with Kunigami, the wind began to pick up its speed increasing the coldness. Chigiri sighed as he crossed his arms.“Why didn’t I think of bringing a hoodie with me?”

But all of the sudden, the coldness was suddenly gone as he felt a jacket dropping down on his shoulder. The jacket was rather big that it fully wrapped Chigiri’s upper body.

”Your quite stupid for not thinking about this cold, breezy November weather, Hyouma.”

Chapter Text

**”Your quite stupid for not thinking about this cold, breezy November weather, Hyouma.”

Chigiri turned around narrowing his eyes as he makes out the face that the voice belonged to.

”Kaiser Michael.”

Kaiser smiled hearing how Chigiri was able to recognize him even though they only met once on the field when they were going against each other in the Bastard Munchen and Manchester. “Hey, Hyouma. What is someone like you doing out here in the middle of the night?”

Chigiri scoffed at Kaiser’s obvious question, “I’m just taking a midnight walk, shouldn’t you be with your boyfriend, Ness?” Kaiser slightly twotched at the name of his ex being mentioned and scratched his head while looking around awkwardly.

”Ah, Ness…He’s still mad at me for breaking up with him but I reassured him that I just want a short break from our…how should I say it?..”

“Toxic?”

Kaiser shook his head at the word ‘toxic’, that word wasn’t really the one to describe their relationship. Yes, their relationship wasn’t toxic at all rather it was only Kaiser being toxic in that relationship. “Uh, no definitely not toxic. Ness was never toxic, I hate to admit it but I was actually the only one toxic in the relationship that I held dearly for. I would pretty much describe our relationship as complicated, prinzessin.”

“Are you seriously trying to impress me with that German of yours fuckass?” Chigiri sighed as he fully believes that this man is forever hopeless in relationships. And just from hearing that, Kaiser laughed. “Ha! Perhaps, perhaps not. Anyways, are you still cold, meine liebe?”

“I’m actually quite alright, orokana doitsunin.”

“Hm. Okay, do you like that jacket, Hyouma?”

Chigiri looked down to the jacket that was around his shoulders, he recognized it as one of the soccer clubs—specifically Bastard Munchen—merch. “The material of this jacket is really good, is it a windbreaker jacket?”

Kaiser hummed while nodding his head, “It’s one of the best ones too so obviously it would be made out of the best materials. Not gonna lie, that shit cost me half my bank account.”

“Aren’t you like one of the richest here in the university?”

“Ja”

The bitter coldness began to die down as Kaiser and Chigiri continued to conversate with each other, “Let’s go on a walk outside of the campus, prinzessin.”

Pink eyes widen in confusion because everyone was aware that you are only allowed to leave the campus if you have permission from Ego aka Momo, it’s only an exception if you need to travel overseas.

“And what makes you think that we can do that, rat-tail?”

The blond smirked as he pulled out a special keycard that only exchange students have. “Did you suddenly forget that your German friend here has this?” Kaiser said with a mischievous laugh. Ah right, this guy’s an exchange student..

“Fine, let’s go then. We gotta get back before 9:30. And I’m keeping this jacket, this jacket is fire as fuck.”

”Pfft, whatever you want prinzessin. Passen sie aber auf ihn auf, er wird sehr schnell eifersüchtig…”

“Huh? What didja say?”

“Nothing, nothing.” A smirk beginning to form even wider across Kaiser’s face. “Let’s get moving with this walk.”

As the duo began to walk out of the campus, little did they know that in the distance watching them was ‘The Magician’.

 It looks like Kaiser has everything going according to plan…

LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

1:25am

reo: uhm just a heads up the stupidass momo teacher has a ‘big’ trip planned for us today we leave for the flight after the chem test btw

rin: and explain why your up at 1am just to tell us this bullshit ass news?

reo: studen council and momo guy messaged me at 1am…

karasu: I HEARD ABOUT THIS TRIP OMGG

reo: were traveling out of japan btw guys to LA

otoya: aint that trip famous for the amount of people that lost their virginity 

karasu: yeah and one of them is gonna be you boo🤗

otoya: AYYYYYYY WE LITTT I TOLD YOU I COULD STILL PULL HIM @chigiri

chigiri: i never said you couldnt?

chigiri: I WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING THREATENING YOU THAT I WOULD TELL HIM ALL THAT DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS YOU HOLD

karasu: wait what secrets…

otoya: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODCHIGIRIIWOULDHUNTYOURLONGASSFAKIGDOWNANDFUCKINGJUMPYOURASS (im just kidding love you giri🤭)

chigiri: try me halfcut scallion ass hoe (love you too ugly <3)

bachira: WAIT WHAT SECRETS

barou: GO TO SLEEP ALL YOU RECEDING HAIRLINE ASS DONKEYS.

8:30am

isagi: soooooooooo howd we dooooooo

nagi: 2 much of hasle opt out

raichi: OPTING OUT WAS AN OPTION??? DUDE WTF INSTEAD OF FAILING I COULDVE OPTED OUT?

niko: no you retard opting out wasnt an option.

karasu: THEN HOW DID NAGI OPT OUT

reo: he took it already way before all you guys

barou: ofc that bitch did fucking asshole

zantetsu: what did everyone get on the second page tenth question

rin: B

bachira: ^

chigiri: ^

shidou: ^

niko: ^

isagi: ^

reo: basically almost everybody zantetsu, the answer to it was H2O

zantetsu: wait i thought h2o was xarbon dioxide?..

aiku: oml someone get this man a tutor

karasu: not even a tutor is gonna help with his stupidity 😭😭😭

hiori: so what answer did you choose zantetsu…

zantetsu: D…fluorite…

yukimiya: wasnt the question fucking asking which symbol represents the natural resource that every mankind needs in order to survive

nanase: yeah🤦‍♀️

raichi: BRO FUCKING FLOURITE? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FOUR EYES? YOU GOT A GODDAMN EYEGLASSES AND YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE FUCKING SMART HOW IN THE ACTUAL SHIT DID YOU MESS UP THE PROBABLY MOST EASIEST QUESRION ON THE FUCKING TEST EVEN FUCKING ANTENNA ASS BITCH GOT THE QEUSTION RIGHT OML

gagamaru: mi get flourite 2

chigiri: your an exception gagamaru😭😭

Ego Jinpachi joined the groupchat.

isagi: 😨

niko: pleasedontbackreadpleasedontbackreadomgpleasedontbaxkreadistillneedtofuckinggraduatethisbitchassschoolbeforeigetkickedoutomgomgomgpleasedontbackread

Ego: Good afternoon all my diamond in rough. I hope you all this well on the Chemistry exam. That exam is counting towards your graduation credits. If you get below an 80, you would be retaking the grade. Now, get ready to leave for the airport at approximately 9:20am.

Ego Jinpachi left the groupchat.

shidou: did momo backread the chats…

rin: its all on you guys not me i was never involved.

reo: AHHHHH WE GOTTA GO GET READY FOR THE AIRPORTTTTT

gagamaru: wa de tim

raichi: 8:45 right now

sendou: FUCK KURONA IS STILL TAKING THE EXAM

kiyora: unfortunately 💔💔

hiori: OMG FORGET ABOUT SHARK TEETH HES DEFINITELY GONNA BE AT THE AIRPORT BEFORE ALL OF US WHEN HES DONE TAKING THE EXAM

isagi: that guys like inhuman cause wtf

barou: GO GET READY THE DAMN BUSES ARRE ALREADY HERE

chigiri: julian loki come back to the dorm and help me bring all my luggages

loki: i thought you were only bringing a backpack?…

reo: good luck loki since your dormmates with giri now!!!

loki: it cant be that bad

Julian Loki went offline.

bachira: sighhhhhh this oui oui guy does not know what he just signed himself up for

niko: lots of french prayers for him i guess

Chapter Text

LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

9:10am

reo: is anyone already by the bus waiting to go on?

loki: REO MIKAGE PLEASE HELP ME WTF

bachira: we warned you ouioui man

loki: BROOO HYOUMA IS YELLING AT BE TO BE FASTER WITH HIS LUGGAGES

raichi: how many luggages does our dear old princess have

loki: FUCKING 15 LUA&/@jskLkaa

Julian Loki went offline.

niko: why do i see loki crying exiting out the building with so many luggages..?

aryu: i ✨glamly✨ asked chigiri if i can put my stuff with his

reo: and how many do you have..

aryu: hmmm approximately five

rin: so the other ten is that red heads…

kaiser: all you imbeciles go help loki goodness

kunigami: ill help with the luggage 

karasu: me and otoya are already helping him 😭😭

kunigami: ah ok nvm then.

isagi: where the fuck is kurona..

hiori: he texted me that hes already at the airport

nagi: ???

kiyora: we didnt feel like waiting for the bus so i called my limo

niko: AND YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER ASKING ME AND NANASE IF WE NEEDED A LIFT?

kiyora: were we supposed to…?

barou: JUST GET ALL YOUR ASSES IN THE DAMN BUS

[In Real Life Interaction!]

Reo: Is everybody good to go?

Karasu: FUCK YEAHHHHHH!!!!!

Otoya: DUDE GET ON THE BUS FIRST AND CLAIM THE BEST SPOT

Barou: SINGLE FILE LINE IDIOTS WAIT FOR YOUR DAMN TURN

Nagi: Hey king, your really loud. Consider shutting up.

Barou: Oh your gonna get it hassle man..

Chigiri: WAIT KARASU,OTOYA, COME HELP-

Kunigami: No need to call for them, I’ll help you.

Chigiri: Eh? Kunigami, you don’t need to I have Juli-

Loki: PERFECT TIMING KUNIGAMI! ILL GLADLY GO SETTLE MYSELF IN THE BUS.

Kaiser: Tch, die Franzosen sind heutzutage faul.

Ness: Get on the bus already, Kaiser. We don’t have all day.

Kaiser: Who are you to tell me what to do huh?

Ness: Shut the fuck up and get on the damn bus already fatass.

**As Kunigami began to load the last luggage, he signaled Chigiri to get on the bus first. Chigiri srunched his eyesbrows in confusion but listened to the ginger head anyways.

When Chigiri got on the bus, Reo was leaning against a seat with a clipboard and spotted Chigiri getting on the bus. “What did he say, Giri?”

Chigiri took his friend’s hand as he helped him get on the bus. “He just told me to get on the bus first, that’s it.” A hum was heard as a response from Reo as if he wasn’t surprised at all.

“Your seat is across from Isagi and Bachira. I believe you have to share a seat with Kunigami since the backseats are all taken by Yukimiya, Karasu, Otoya, and Hiori.”

“WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT US RICH BOY?”

“NOTHING CROWHEAD!”

Chigiri nodded as he moves to where Reo said his seat would be, he was hoping it to be only one seat but instead it was two like Rep said. He had to share with the man that ghosted him. Great..How much worse can this day possibly get.**

Reo: ALRIGHT IMBECILES. LISTEN UP!

Karasu: Oh we’re listening alright, get to the point already!

Barou: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO SHUT THAT DAMN BIG MOUTH OF YOURS.

Reo: Oh my god, whatever. We would be approximately arriving at the airport at around 10:10ish. So, get comfy and please try not to throw up. Ahemmm. Niko.

Shidou: YOU HEARD HIM EMO BOY. DO NOT THROW UP ON MY SEAT

Niko: I would never the fuck?

Aiku: Bro, you literally threw up all over the floor in the dorm with Nanase.

Nanase: And that was your fucking fault pedophile. Go after people your age gramps.

Aiku: I am with somebody my age?

Sendou: Who?

Aiku: You babygirl;)

Sendou: Uh, ew. Your only a friend, Aiku.

Bachira: BAHAHAHAH HE JUST GOT FRIENDZONED BY SENDOU

Aiku: SHUT THE FUCK UP BOB CUT

Rin: Why are you stealing my works hairyass.

Aiku: I’m not??

Hiori: Gramps lying again🫢

Aiku: CAN WE GET FUCKING DRIVING ALREADY?

**Before the bus took off for the airport, Chigiri was chatting with both Bachira and Isagi, it had been so long since they all had a casual talk instead kf trash-talking on the football field.

“Hey, can I sit here?”

The voice forced Chigiri to look up, there stood a tall, muscular, and darken eyes Kunigami Rensuke.

“It’s not like I have a choice to refuse your offer, there’s no other seats for you to sit anyways.”

Chigiri moved the Bastard Munchen jacket off the seat next to him which caught Kunigami’s eyes immediately. “Who give you that jacket.” He questioned Chigiri coldly with annoyance appearing in his eyes. The red-head put the jacket on himself as if it were a blanket, “Ah this, Kaiser willingly give it to me yesterday night when we were taking a walk.”

Kunigami sat down on the seat and started moving closer to Chigiri’s face. “So you have time to meet up with the blue rose man but you couldn’t meet up with me?” If it weren’t for his red hair, Kunigami would’ve definitely point out Chigiri’s face that was being swallowed by redness.

“It was an unexpected meet up. I was just taking a night walk, I never intended on seeing Kaiser.”

Across from them, Bachira and Isagi were trying to listen in closely to their conversation without making themselves look like they were being nosy. “Yoichi, what are they saying?” Isagi looked at Bachira whose eyes eere glowing with curiosity.

“Their talking about the windbreaker jacket that Chigiri is holding. I think it belongs to that German asshole.”

“Kaiser?”

“Meguru. Do not say his name in my presence.”

”Whoopsies haha”

9:20-10:10am *TW. MENTIONS OF THROWING UP SKIP IF UNCOMFORTABLE*

Barou: I SWEAR TO YOUR NONEXISTENT MOTHER GET YOUR GODDAMN STINKYASS GORILLA BUILT TOES AWAY FROM ME THEY STINK LIKE A FUCKING CHIMPANZEE ZOO HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN WASH THOSE SHITS LAST NIGHT?

Niko: No anddddddddd no.

Nanase: What the fuck Niko…

Yukimiya: REOOOOO WE NEED A BAG I THINK NANASE IS ABOUT TO THROW UP

Reo: Wait why? I thought he doesn’t get carsick easily?

Karasu: WELL UNFORTUNATELY SOMEBODY’S DAMN FOOT ARE OUT STINKING UP THE WHOLE BACK OMG GET THE FUCKING BAG REO

Nanase: I feel…

Tokimitsu: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NANASE IS HUNCHED OVER!!!! OMG OMG WHAT DO I DO AHHH???!

Aryu: This is utterly unglam of you, Nanase…

Barou: WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU RICH BOY I SHOULDVE NEVER SAT INFRONT OF THESE TWO HURRY THE HELL UP OH MY GOD

Rin: DO NONE OF YOU LUKEWARMS KNOW HOW TO SHUT-

Rin: What the fuck is that on the floor by Nanase?..

Isagi: Oh, good morning to you too Rin!

Hiori: REO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NANASE IS STILL FUCKING THROWING UP OMG I FEEL SO NAUSEOUS NOW

Otoya: Please, not you too Hiori…

Reo: Uhh…I currently can’t get up because Nagi’s sleeping…

Yukimiya: MATE. WHO IS MORE IMPORTANT? THE PERSON THROWING UP OR A FUCKING TALL ASS SIX FOOT MAN?

Zantetsu: Guys…I don’t feel good either with the vomit exposure from Nanase..

Tokimitsu: EKKKK PUR-PURPLE BUNS!!! GET A BAG HURRY!!!

Reo: OH MY FUCKING GOD. I AM NOT GONNA WAKE NAGI UP JUST TO GIVE YOU GUYS BAGS. CHIGIRI. HERE, TAKE THIS AND GIVE IT TO THE IMBECILES IN THE BACK.

Loki: Why am I here…

Rin: Atleast the both of us are sitting away from that mess.

Loki: Your right

Chigiri: WAIT WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE BACK WITH ALL THAT MESS? I AM NOT RISKING MY PERFUME SMELL FOR THAT.

Reo: CHIGIRI HYOUMA. FUCKING DO IT.

Bachira: I’ll gladly do it if Chigirin doesn’t want to!!!

Isagi: Uh, no.

Reo: SOMEBODY TAKE THE DAMN BAG.

Kunigami: Give it here, Reo. I’ll do it if Hyouma doesn’t want to.

Reo: THANK YOU KUNIGAMI.! OH MY FUCKING GOD WAS IT THAT HARD CHIGIRI?

Chigiri: THE FUCK? YES IT WAS??

Driver: Is everything okay back there, Mr. Mikage?

Reo: Haha, yes yes, of course! We’re just..uhm…handling some conflicts right now!

Driver: Ah alright then.

Kaiser: SOMEBODY GET A HOLD OF NANASE CAUSE WHAT IN THE WORLD.

Barou: GO TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM ITS THERE FOR A FUCKING REASON

Kunigami: Oh…it is that bad…

Karasu: Hey cyborg, do me a favor and just give us the entire box of bags.

Kunigami: I was actually thinking of doing that, crowhead.

Hiori: Just to let you know Niko, I fucking…-

Karasu: And there goes Hiori.

Zantetsu: …

Karasu: And there goes Zantetsu.

Isagi: Why are you watching them weirdo eugh…

Otoya: Pass a bag Yuki…

Karasu: BRO WHAT THE FUCK OTOYA? STOP IM LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU OMG.

Chapter Text

10:13am (When they arrived at the airport)

P.S: Different sections means different concersations

Barou: WHOEVER IS IN THE FRONT GET MOVING I CANT STAND THIS SMELL ANY LONGER

Karasu: Having a mix of Niko’s feet and vomit is just ugh…

Chigiri: Karasu. Julian. Since you both still look fine, help me out with my luggages.

Kunigami: Do you want me to help too, Hyouma?

Chigiri: Ah, sure, I guess.

Kunigami continues to eye the jacket that Chigiri was still wearing which originally belonged to Kaiser Michael. In the distance, Kunigami doesn’t seem to notice that Kaiser is chuckling to himself mischievously knowing that him and Ness’ plan is going perfectly accordingly.

Loki: CHIGIRIIIIIIIII…………DO I HAVE TOO?

Karasu: Dude, if I have to help Princess then so do you baguette man.

Loki: Shut the fuck up you crowshit.

Rin: I am so glad I’m away from those disgusting lukewarms.

Yukimiya: Atleast you didn’t have to sit dirextly next to almost half of them throwing up long lashes..

Reo: Nagi, wake up. We’re here.

Nagi: That’s a hassle Reooooooo, can you carry me?

Reo: You do know that we have luggage to carry right?

Nagi: Hassle..:x

Isagi: Nagi Seishiro, get your fucking white ass the fuck up and get moving. We don’t have all day to wait for your fatass.

Nagi: Whatever

Bachira: Hey Yoichi~ What are we gonna do about the mess in the back?~

Shidou: Are you dumb bobcut? The mess is now the driver’s responsibility, it’s his bus anyways.

Bachira: Ooooooo right right right, thanks antman!

Shidou: Antman?…WHO ARE YOU CALLING ANTMAN!?

Niko: Wow! Smell all that fresh air Nanase? It smells wonderful doesn’t it?

Aiku: That’s how your fucking feet should smell kid. Fresh.

Niko: Yo grandpa, how bout shutting your dry ass up?

Sendou: Get moving Aiku, you would never beat that guy face it.

Aiku: WAIT BUT SENDOU, HE ALWAYS STARTS IT WITH ME

Sendou: Aiku Oliver. How many fucks do I give? None. Get your ass moving or I’m not gonna sit next to you on the plane.

Aiku: :(

Seating For Airplane

Chris Prince - Noel Noa

Ego - Anri

Reo - Nagi

Barou - Aryu

Bachira - Isagi

Tokimitsu - Rin

Ness - Kaiser

Raichi - Gagamaru

Hiori - Nanase

Kunigami - Chigiri

Niko - Yukimiya

Zantetsu - Loki

Kurona - Kiyora

Karasu - Otoya

LIGMA BALLS SAEBAE

niko: is anybody asleep🥹

chigiri: haha im not i somehow cant sleep at all

reo: omg i thought i was the only one still wide awake

karasu: trust me your not richie

karasu: me and otoya cannot sleep on the plane like EVER

hiori: nanase is fucking snoring away…

chigiri: yeah i can literally hear it from where im sitting😭😭

niko: stick a sock up his nose

otoya: a sock is too big to be stuck up his nose instead stick a condom up them

hiori: wtf otoya😀

otoya: what? i brought some

karasu: and for what reason?

otoya: uhhh its obviously not for you babes cause a little birdie told me that LA has some bad bitches

reo: your basically saying that you brought a condom in case some girls hook up with you?

otoya: EXACTLY RICH BOY!

niko: now see even though nanase threw up on me, thats way to mean😒

otoya: dude i was just joking with you why would i hand a condom to a kid

chigiri: aiku would

hiori: average pedophile behavior if you ask me

karasu: LMAOOO FR

reo: i just realized this plane has hella good wifi that were sending messages to eaxh other lol

niko: isnt it because this plane is yours?

reo: wait what-

chigiri: i thought ego told you that he messaged your parents for the best private plane with the best wifi?..

reo: naw……he never told me that information 

otoya: thats crazy if you ask me😭😭

karasu: imagine cutting ties with your parents only to find out that your own professor messaged them for a damn plane

hiori: stop i feel bad now☹️

chigiri: is it because you also had parent issues?

hiori: alright now wtf chigiri

hiori: i thought we were cool☹️

chigiri: sorry my fingers slipped it typed on its own without my consent

reo: your a horrible liar

otoya: i can hear you cackling to yourself when you were typing that

chigiri: god forbid a guy from laughing at his own jokes damn

hiori: well your joke wasnt FUNNY

niko: lowkey it was i chuckled 

karasu: you know the joke was funny if NIKO IKKI laughed at it

hiori: go fucking kill yourself with a chainsaw wont you

hiori: im going to ducking sleep fuck all yall

Hiori Yo went offline.

chigiri: 😭😭😭

karasu: sighhhh if hiori goes to sleep

otoya: then that means we need to go to sleep to💔

reo: alright then goodnight or whatever the damn time it is 

niko: night

Niko Ikki went offline.

karasu: GOODNIGHT MY LOVELY CUTIESSSSS❤️❤️❤️

Karasu Tabito went offline.

Otoya Eita went offline.

Reo Mikage went offline.

Chigiri Hyouma went offline.

** “Who were you texting?”

The sudden voice almost made Chigiri jump out of his seat, “Oh, Kunigami, you’re awake.” Kunigami nodded with his usual cold, stern expression as if he was still waiting for an answer.

But it would have probably taken you guys really quick to spot what Kunigami wanted out of you but it took the Red Panther atleast 2 whole minutes.

“Well?”

“Uh…what did you ask again?…” Chigiri could feel beads of sweat starting to form on his head as he asked that question. The ginger’s face started darkening when he heard that out of Chigiri’s mouth.

“Who. Were you texting.”

The expression that Chigiri made at Kunigami could probably be added to ‘Top 5 Most Unique Emotions’.

“Do you not know how to check your celluar device?”

“I don’t feel like it, my phone is in my bag which is on the floor and I don’t feel like bending down since I’m already in a very comfortable position.”

Chigiri rolled his eyes dramatically at the words of the once happy, cute, and energetic Kunigami but now an emo, gymholic, and less energetic man.

“I can’t believe you just said that to me and I thought I was suppose to be the dramatic one.”

“Hyouma, just tell me who you were texting and we can just move on from this conversation..”

“Oh my lord Kunigami…I was only texting the groupchat that’s it.”

“Ah, okay. Do you want my jacket instead of that German bitch’s?”

At the mention of Kaiser’s windbreaker, Chigiri looked down at the jacket which was acting as a blanket again for him. “No it’s fine, I think this jacket is perfectly fine for me to use.” Chigiri sighed as he buries himself deeper into the corner and begin to close his eyes.

“Why did he give you his jacket anyways?”

Annoyance started forming on Chigiri and unfortunately his eyes started twitching at the amount of questions Kunigami was asking and I bet you would’ve been pissed too if you were also in our poor Red Panther’s shoes.

“Kunigami Rensuke. Advice for you, close those lips of yours, lean back in your chair, close your eyes, and sleep. Talk about this tomorrow.”

“Hyouma-”

”You heard him cyborg, go the fuck to sleep.” Loki yawned as he slowly sat back down in his seat.