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1. you made me feel / shiny and new by cowlesbian

   Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   07 Feb 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness
   • Rio Vidal
   • Wanda Maximoff
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • age gap
   • Older Rio Vidal
   • Younger Agatha Harkness
   • Virgin Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness is compelled by Rio Vidal’s vaguely autistic charm tbh
   • Background Character Death
   • agatha is honestly kind of the worst but she's trying. selectively
   • abusive parents (background)
   • Government Employee Rio Vidal
   • Homeless Grifter Agatha Harkness
   • Catholic Guilt
   • Blasphemy
   • the author includes several really bad puns
   • sometimes trauma makes you deeply unpleasant to be around!
   • post nut anxiety
   • Vaginismus
   • extended metaphors about wild animals and meat
   • sometimes in proximity to sex
   • look don’t psychoanalyse me just enjoy the fic

   Summary

   @cowlesbian: rlly enjoying rotating ‘40y/o virgin rio vidal and 25y/o fuckboy agatha harkness’ around in my head. i’m plotting it out i promise

   ***
   Rio smiled thinly, no teeth. “Good afternoon. How will you waste my time today?”

   “I’ll be quick. I am beguiled by your stern ways. I think we should get to know each other.”

   Series

   • Part 1 of Like A Virgin

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