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      Fifty Shades Of QUEER

Sid has made a group chat.
Sid has added geno,flower and ovi to the group chat.
Sid has added marchy,kaner,toews and bergy to the chat.

Sid: guys ive been thinking about something.

Geno: no think. Bad.

Sid the kid: babe let me finish.

Marchy: hes not wrong sid.

Sid: do i actually think to much?

Flower:yes

Ovi:yes

Bergy:yes

Kaner: yes

Toews: guys stop. Anyway sid what were u thinking about? And why did you create a new public chat?

Sid: cause i thought we should have a queer group for the younger nhl players that we support them in!

Sid: that's why we're in this chat.

Geno: not a bad idea. I like !

Sid : In that case!

Sid has added davo, drai and matty t to the group

Davo: So this was the group chat u were talking about.

Drai: I think it's a good idea- hey davo. Hey matty

Matty t: hey drai!

Davo: hey!

Sid: feel free to add anyone this chat is open to any who is queer or an ally!

matty: so we can add anyone?

sid: yes anyone that is queer or an ally and please make sure u tell them first before-

matty has added chucky to the group
matty has added middle hughesy
matty had added z
matty has added huggy
matty has added boes
matty has added petey.

geno:we need baby gays.!!!

sid: like goalies?

marchy: baby gays!!!!

sid has added willy, pasta, ully,wolly kinesy and sway to the chat

ully: hey sid! is the groupchat u were talking about eariler to us?

wolly: yesssss i love meeting more gays.

kinsey: hey my fellow queers!

sway: hi geno, sid!

sid: yes this is the chat ully, and welcome guys!

geno: BABY GOALIE GAYS!!!!

middle hughesy: why am i here- i aint a kid-

z: JACKEYYY DID U MISS ME, WAIT SID IS GAY????

sid: yes im married to geno-

middle hughsy: trevor shut up or ima tell jamie u love him.

z:dont u dare.

middle hughesy has added jammie to the chat.

jammie hey guys! jack why did u add me?

z: jack hughes. dont.

middle hughesy: hey drysdale  trevor likes u he wont stop telling me how fucking hot u are its annoying.

sid jack calm down please-

geno: agree calm down baby gay.

marchy: z do u actullay like drysdale?

bergsy: babe have u not seen them-

flower: jack please calm down, z jack is right u do need to tell jammie the truth.

z: jack ima tell nico.

kaner: the hischier kid?

toews: yes nico hischier-

kaner: hishcier is a good kid and captian- WAIT-

kaner: WAIT YOUR ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH YOUR CAPTAIN JACK??????????

middle hughsey:  idk what z is talking about.

z has added neeks and lukey to the chat

jammie: jack- me and z have been dating for like a month know-

middle hughsey: ima kill z.

neeks: hey jackey!

middle hughey: hey neeks

lukey: jack why are u having a nose bleed and red-

z: hes a simp for a brown head brunette, captain, brown eyes. slightly taller then jack.

neeks: who do u like jack?

middle hughsey: im done im leaving.

middle hughey has left.

willy: hischier please tell me u are joking-

neeks: what/-

willy: brunette,brown eyes and slightly taler then jack.  USE YOUR BRAIN>

neeks: that sounds a lot like me- WAIT JACK LIKES ME>

willy:YES 

pasta:yes.

lukey:yes

Jammie: yes 

z:OMG YES NICO GOD DAM

hughsey: nico please go, jacks room hes having his 6th mental break down.

hughsey has added middle hughsey

hughsey has chaned middle hughseys name to jackey.

jackey: why am i back-

sid: cause your captain needs to tell u something.

neeks: jack i love you.

jackey: u always say that.-

z: wait what- NICO?

neeks: but i mean it.

jackey: i love you to neeks.

z: jack u added coley and his mysterios bf he wont tell us about right? 

jackey: no but-

jackey has added slaf and wi-fi.

jackey: hey slaf can u add cole any his bf he wont tel us about.?

slaf: sure.

wi-fi: wait he didnt tell yall hes dating nick?

geno: suzuki? hes a good good kid.

ully : wait we need to add price.

ully has added price.

price: sup guys.

price: oh hey wifi and slaf.

slaf has added coley and suzy(sue)

coley: hi! price!!

price: coley is my baby gay.

suzy:  price hes mine though- :(

z: WAIT YOUR DATING YOUR CAP COLE??

jackey: WHY DIDNT U TELL US >:(

coley: uhm- suzy help! 

suzy: why is cole hugging me for dear life.?

neeks: jack honey, please calm down.

sid: boys calm down-

geno: agreed, u guys scaring a baby gay.

Bergy:  why fight?? We all friends here??g jamie!

Flower: tyler u need to tell jamie sooner or later. 

sid has added eric staal and seggsy.

seggsy: hey patty, marchy.

toews: he has a husband.

bergy: so does marchy,

Seggsy: aww that sucks ;) -

Seggsy has added wyjo

seggsy: my child!

Seggsy: how have u been.

Seggsy: i cant, yall dont understand.

Kaner: just do it seguin it aint that hard.

Toews: be nice patrick, yes u can tyler even though some of us hate u, doesnt mean we aint gonna support you threw it. 

Sid: yeah tyler, ill add benn if i need to.

Seggsy: im not asking him or telling him anything.

Seggsy has left the chat.

Sid: what is tylers problem?

Kaner: i dont know but it means we get freedom.

Wyjo: im adding him back.

Wyjo has added seggsy

Wyjo has changed seggsys name to segs on legs

Segs on legs: did u not here me the first time im not telling benn! Hes gonna hate me and i dont want to loose my relation with benn cause of my stupid crush!!!!

Sid: tyler, u need to calm down its, and its not stupid just please try and tell him.

sid has added matthews and mitch.

kaner has added bedsy.

kaner: our child!

toews: hey bedsy.

bedsy: hi dads! can i add someone?

sid of course kid.

bedsy has added matt( rempe)

matt: hey bedsy whats this?

bedsy: gay queer support group! you welcomed!

sid: the fact hes taller than almsot all of this chat- he might be the tallest.

matt: thanks bedsy, omg sid, one of the goats the nh!

kaner: matt rempe. stay away from bedsy.

matt: hes my friend patrick kane calm down.

bedsy: sid said i could add anyone! so calm down.

sid: alright everyone enough for the night half of u go to sleep for your games.

z: yes sid.

coley: good night sid <3.

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Z: JACKIEL HUGHES!

Jackey: thats not my name. And what the hell do u want.

Z: you suck!

Jackey: and u swallow, what did u want trevor.

Z: how dare u, go hang with your ugly looking boyfriend instead of me.

Jammie: z that aint nice, that and in a respectful manner nico is hot

Jackey: im not dating  nico!

Z: dont u like him though-

Jackey removed neeks from the group.

jackey: did u guys watch stadium series?? 

Segs on legs: yes. Benn was so hot during it!!

Jackey: did u see nico he was fine asf!!

Coley:  why coudnt the  canadians have  a stadium series :( suzy would’ve looked so good-

Suzy: what? 

Price: coley, u realize your crush- is in here right?

Coley: WAIT-

Coley removes suzy and powerhorse.

In the habs group chat.

Price removes suzy.

Price: cole? Are u ok. Talk to us please..

Slaf: yeah u havent been the same after everyone has figured out u have liked cap??

Wi-fi: cole have u told the rest of the team?

Coley: im fine-

Kirby: cole are u hiding something from us?? Please talk to us.

Gally: cole as much i love u, u need to talk to us and why did suzy get kicked-

Price: not now about suzy.

Evans: cole please talk to us.

Laine: im with wi-fi on this u need to tell them.

In the big three

Wi-fi: coley they need to know about anderson (jake)

Laine: cole the longer u keep it from them the longer hes gonna control you. 

Coley: i-i jake said if i tried to  talk to anyone while i am with him hes gonna hurt me or something like that.

Wi-fi: coley we cant help u by our selfs please tell them.

Coley: no i cant! I cant loose nick cause i- never mind.

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Segs on legs: leon are u dating davo and matty t??

Drai: yes i am got a problem?

Segs on legs: no 

Ovi: guys i add baby gay russian?

Sid: ofc u can voi

Geno: baby gay!!

jordo: can i add my baby gay?

Skinner: add our baby gay!!

flower: the more baby gays the merrior!!

Ovi has added svech.

Staal has added jarvy.

Jarvy: hi! WAIT SID IS GAY????

Sid: yes.

Geno: you in love with svech. Goodbye

Geno removes jarvy

Sid: geno! U cant just remove people-

Geno: sorry, i add him back.

Geno adds jarvyto 50 shades of queers

jarvy: wait- im in love with svechy-

Geno: yes!!!

Sid:jarvy  please dont overthink it-

Jordo: uhm- guys svech are in the chat-

Jarvy: WHAT- OJKNJ<HGKBNGVYGJMG

Sid: jarvy! Calm down- jordo go check on your baby gay-

Jordo: yes sid.

In jordo and baby canadian ( jarvy)

Jordo: jarvy? Are u ok.

Jarvy: yeah im fine..

Jordo: seth jarvis. Tell me the truth or i'll add burnzie.

Jarvy: jordo- im fine.. I-i promise-

Jordo adds burnzie to the group.

Burnzie: hey jarvy, staal whats up?

Jordo: something is wrong with jarvy after he told the other gc that he likes svech and kk, and the 2 were also in the group.

Burnzie: jarvy what is wrong?

Jarvy: svech was in our main group chat and i freaked out he probably thinks im weird.

Burnzie: jarvy he isnt gonna think your weird.

Jordo: yeah jarvy, what u dont nor does svech realise but yall are deeply in love with eachother and dont see it the wall team knows it. 

Jarvy: yeah but i dont want to end up in the same type of relationship i was in last time.

Burnzie; jarvy, svech isnt gonna hurt you he loves you to much.

Jordo: yeah jarvy he loves u way to much to hurt u.

Jarvy: yeah your right.

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Svech: ovi why am i here?

Ovi: cause u baby gay russian.

Sid: yeah this chat is for queer players!

Svech: oh, wait why is jarvy in here-

Jordo: cause yall in love, svech i love u buddy but YOU HAVE TO realize  THE TENSION BETWEEN U AND JARVY PLEASE.

Svech: theres no tension-

Burnzie: yes

Jackey: yes

Z: yes there is-

Sid: yes

Geno: yes. There is!

Marchy:yes

Ovi: yes

Bergsy; yes.

Jarvy: no theres not-

Svech : hey jarvy! 

Jarvy: i-i- uh- hey svech-

Jordo: SVECH YOU FUCKING BROKE HIM- please take him-

Svech: how did i break him?

Sid: svech, jarvy likes u-

Svech: oh- WIAT WHaT_

Skinner sends a pick of jarvy all red and blushing while hiding his face*

Svech: jarvys adorable-

Skinner: SVECH COME GET YOUR CANADIAN BOYFRIEND PLEASE-

Sid: wait there dating-

Geno: baby gays dating!

Ovi: yes!

Jordo: u broke him skinner-

Willy: wait im adding someone!

Willy had added freddie to the chat*

Geno: baby goalie gay!!!!

Freddie: hey willy, what this?

Willy: gay queer group chat for queers!

Freddie: nice!

Ully: omg another baby goalie gay!

Sway: yay!

Willy has added papi*

Papi: why are you doing this to me willy.

Willy: cause hes needs to know now spill!

Freddie: hey aus.

Papi:-

Willy: and auston is having a gay panic attack* sends pic of auston  covering his face*

Sid: aus, are u ok-

Davo: freddie, u broke him-

Drai: like svech  broke jarvy, talking of jarvy how is he-

Svech sends a pic of him and jarvy in bed with jarvy laying on him*

Skinner: i want my baby gay back svech!

Willy: u know i would love to see aus and freddie like that,

Papi; shut up willy!

Papi has left the group chat*

Freddie: hold on ill talk to him.

Willy: wait what- WAIT FREDS COME BACK U HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO-

With freddie and papi

Freddie: aus, talk to me i know u like me.

Papi: n-no i dont- freds-

Freddie: auston matthews if u keep lying ill come to and make sure that u wont keep lying.

Papi: im not lying freds-

So freddie went to austons room ;) and  lets say auston is a little sore and has some marks on his necks.*

Back in 50 Shades Of QUEERS!

Sid sends pic of freddie and aus in freddies bed with auston covered in hickeys*

Drai: TIMMY DONT OPEN THAT-

Skinner: jarvy u open that photo your not aloud by svech again.

z: jackey please dont open that-

Jacky: why?

z: do it and your gonna end up like aus in the photo, casue ill tell nico }:)

Drai: REALLY trevor THERES BABY GAYS IN THIS CHAT-

Jackey: i looked at the photo!

Hughsey: at this point nico do it he deserves it.

Papi: HOW’D U GET THAT PHOTO SID-

Geno: me! It on freddies story!!

Freddie: you will live aus.

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1. im about half-\way finished with a new chapter.

2/3. i wanted to make some tiktok stories!!!. they are on tiktok if u dont know what they are i looked up tiktokstories hp with dancing videos. i was about thinking of doing those but with bromances or even ships from the nhl if so would yall be interested in those?? 

4. if so my tiktok is kae782 or $ niall horan$(katies vertion) i spelt it wrong on tiktok and i now just noticed lol-,

5. anyway if i were to do those and yall liked it should i do it on tiktok and make  new story, tiktok and on here, or just on tiktok?? and yall can give me ideas for players u want me to make them i was gonna do, maybe jacky and nico :) first but i need ideas!! thanks 

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Back in 50 Shades Of QUEERS!

Sid sends pic of freddie and aus in freddies bed with auston covered in hickeys*

Drai: TIMMY DONT OPEN THAT-

Skinner: jarvy u open that photo your not aloud by svech again.

Neeks: jackey please dont open that-

Jacky: why?

Neeks: do it and your gonna end up like aus in the photo.

Drai: REALLY NICO THERES BABY GAYS IN THIS CHAT-

Jackey: i looked at the photo!

Hughsey: at this point nico do it he deserves it.

Papi: HOW’D U GET THAT PHOTO SID-

Geno: me! It on freddies story!!

Freddie: you will live aus.

Timmy: leon why cant i open it?

Drai: timmy, bud your to innocent for it, and if brady shows u that photo i wil hunt him down and ill make sure he wont touch or even talk to again.

Sid: draistial- bit aggressive.

Papi: did yall know dunner had a bf-

Geno:yes? Wait no?

Sid: wait as in vince dunn?

Papi: yes-

Sid: hmmmm i didnt know

Jarvy: are u talking about dunner cause i knew!

Papi: yes! Wait how-

Skinner: i though he was dating adam larrson??

Geno: me dont know.

Neeks: ohhh we played against them yesterday- there very protective over dunner.

Jackey: yeah, wait sid said we can add anyone so ima add vince>>

Sid: tell him first-

                                         Jackey has added vince dunn to the gc.

                             Jackey has changend vince dunn to dunner

dunner: hiii!

Aus: hey dunner!

dunner: hey aus, so what is this?

Ovi: hello baby #2 new gay, this a queer gc, so people like, patrick kane, crosby,malkin, toews, even goalies, also u can add anyone!

dunner: oh alright!

                          Dunner has added Igor Shesterkin,Adam fox and J.T. Miller to the gc

                                   Dunner has changed adam fox to foxy.

                                  Dunner  has changed J.T. miller to milsey.

                       Dunner  has changed Igor shesterkin to shesty.

Shesty: theres other baby goalies??

Woll: YESSSS

Freddie: im being forced to get called that.

Ully: YERP> WELCOME SHESTY

SWAY: SHESTYYYYYYYYYYY

Sid: ok so now the baby gay goalies are going crazy-

Ovi: u wanted this chat.

Marchy: he has a good point sid.

Flower: BABY GOALIES!!

Bergy: they make me feel old.

Dunner : cause u are.

Jarvy: oooo another sassy baby gay.

Jackey: yep

Coley: yippie, wait DuNn LiKeS AdAm LaRrSoN-

Sid:cole-

Matty: i agree with cole, dunner speak up now.

Dunner: huh?

Dunner: what- i dont like lars-

Matty: internet says other wise.

                                       Matty has added adam larrson to the dc

                                      Matty has changed adam larrson to lars.

Matty: adam.

Lars: tkachuck. What

Sid: the baby gays think you like another baby gay.

Lars:????

Geno: this gc for queer players, we adopt young plaayers for baby gay.

Lars: ohh wait dunners in here?

Matty: yes now date-

Davo: babe be nice, sorry lars, but dunner likes u hes js a baby gay who doesnt know his own feelings yet.

Dunner: i dont- fine-

Lars:?.

Vince: nothing lars! Bring me coffee pleaseeee

Lars: ok. See u in 5 dunner.

Z: and no one cares.

Jackey: shut up trevor, i care!

Matty: anyway i have some Blues players to add!!

Sid:yay!

Geno: happy!

Matty has added Robert thomas, colton parayko, jordan kyrou, jordan bennington, and jake neighbours to the gc.

                            Matty has changed rober thomas to robbie

                           Matty has changed colton parayko  to colt

                          Matty has changed jordan kyrou to kyrou

                           Matty chnaged jordan bennington to binner

                        Matty has changed jake neighbours to jakey

Dunner: MY OLD TEAM I MISS U-

Robbie: DUNNERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Colt: theres a reason u dont let dunner and robbie in the same gc

Kyrou: u literally  like r-

Jakey: SHUT UP, kyrou i <3 u but shhh let them deal with it.

Binner: MORE BABY GAY GOALIES

Dunner: wait colt u and robbie are dating?

Robbie:?

Colt: nope- shhhh

                                   Jakey has added Vladimir tarasenko(Vladi) to the gc.

DUnner: im gonna cry, more then i did when we won the cup in 2019.

Lars: please dont cry dunner

Vladi: hey ovi!,sid!

Ovi: RUSSIAN FRIEND, wait u and temi dating yet>>

Vladi: not yet, hes still cooping with me getting traded away from the rangers.

Geno: we LOVE Russians>>

svech : ^

Robbie: hi vladi!

Colt:..

Vladi: hey robbie, hows it going? Also hey parayko.

Robbie: good.

Colt: hey tarasenko.

Binner: yall use to be teammates whats with the tension????

Colt: dont question it binner.

ovi: sounds jealous!!!!

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                                                          The next day in the gc

Sid: alright, everyone back in the chat. apparently, we got more people joining.

Kaner: oh god here we go again.

Z: oh hush, it’s fun watching you act like a dad every time someone new joins.

Kaner: i am the dad. toews is the mom.

Toews: don’t even start.

Wyjo: adding quinner and petey 😌
                                              Wyjo has added quinn and petey, Dalhs and tager

Petey: what is this chaos?

Quinn: wyjo, you didn’t

Wyjo: too late bestie. welcome to the support group for emotionally unavailable hockey gays!

Sid: accurate description.

Petey: …so does this mean I can finally say Quinn’s clinginess isn’t just brotherly?

Quinn: PETEY—

Z: 😏 interesting development

Dahls: oh this is getting good.

Tager: babe, you can’t just lurk and comment like a gossip account.

Dahls: watch me.

Coley: adding pasta and lindy, they’ve been dying to join.
                                                Coley has added pasta and lindy

Lindy: what did I just join into?

Pasta: lindy, remember our deal, if one of us gets added, we both suffer.

Kaner: that’s a real relationship right there.

Papi: freds, don’t even—

Freddie: too late, papi. already here.

Sid: still can’t believe I had to ban photos for 24 hours because of you two.

Panarin: hey, vladi, you in here?

Vladi: oh no.

Parayko: you so have history.

Ovi: confirmed. jealous vibes everywhere.

Wyjo: this chat needs a name.

Bedsy: “Puck Buddies Anonymous”?

Everyone: approved.

Sid: alright, enough chaos for tonight—

Z: oh come on, we just got the new ships!

Freddie: we’ll make more waves next time.

Pasta: literally and emotionally

Sid: alright fine, you all clearly aren’t sleeping.

Z: thank you, captain fun police 😌

Sid: i am fun, thank you very much.

Kaner: since when?

Toews: since never.

Wyjo: anyway, i’m bored. someone start drama.

Petey: quinn’s jealous whenever i talk to brock 😏

Quinn: PETEY STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT

Brocky: confirmed, he’s protective. it’s cute.

Tage: same honestly. if someone even looks at dahls—

Dahls: tage once growled at a fan.

Sid: i believe it.

Lindy: why is everyone exposing each other at midnight

Pasta: because that’s when the chaos peaks

Panarin: also because vladi just texted me “don’t join” and here i am 😌

Vladi: panarin—

Ovi: caught in 4k again 💀

Coley: i’m adding bedsy back, he’s gonna love this
                                                Coley has added bedsy
Bedsy: HI DADS AND GAYS :D

Kaner: why is that your entrance every time

Bedsy: consistency 😎

Matt: same chaotic energy, different day.

Sid: this chat is going to give me grey hair.

Freddie: papi’s already got marks, might as well match him 😈

Papi: FREDERIK—

Z: someone please clip that.

Sid: no. no clips. no photos. new rule again.

Wyjo: i feel like we need a chaos ranking list.

Z: #1 sid’s stress levels

Kaner: #2 freddie’s unhinged energy

Toews: #3 bedsy’s pure chaos

Sid: #4 quinn’s jealousy

Petey: #5 tage’s possessiveness

Dahls: excuse you 😤

Sid: exactly my point.

Lindy: i’m just glad we haven’t been dragged into whatever that was.

Pasta: give it time, love. give it time.

Wyjo: oh they’re flirting now 👀

Coley: new ship unlocked!

Sid: okay. bedtime. for real.

Kaner: bedtime doesn’t exist here.

Ovi: neither does sanity. 

Robbie: are we gonna ignore the fact the dunn and larsson are in scotland together right now??

Jack:what??

Z:ok i bet lars took him.

Sid: those 2 definitely have something going on.

Matty: . thry got explaining 

Matty has added big cat and small cat

Small cat: why am i back??

Big cat: be nice dunner.

Kaner: because u 2 in scotland together right now?? 

Coley: who paid?

Suzy: cole stop being nosey babe.

Cole: fine.

Small cat: lars paid because he didnt want me paying for myself.

Big cat: yes.

mcJesus: good job lars.

Matty send a picture of vince and adam plus familys in scotland and another separate photo of adams with someone( suspect vince_) on his lap.

Sid: i guess this is the goodnight case we will discuss in the morning.