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LEAGUE OF VILLAINS
Wednesday, June 8th, 4:38 pm
DustToDust: Get on @everyone
DustToDust: Get on @everyone
DustToDust: GET ON @EVERYONE
DustToDust: GET ON @EVERYONE
DustToDusT: GET ONNN @EVERYONE
DustToDust: GET ON GET ON GET ON GET ON GET ON @EVERYONE
burnitdown: SHUT UP
DustToDust: PLAY WITH ME
SPIN.NER: coming
BL00DEAT3R: So impatient dusty (｀ｴ´)
DustToDust: I’ve been waiting all day
DustToDust: Hurry up
burnitdown: untwist your panties bossman
DustToDust: STOP
BL00DEAT3R: :P
SPIN.NER: send party invite boss
DustToDust: At least someone listens to me
BL00DEAT3R: I’m coming ;(
burnitdown: shut up im getting on
DustToDust: Faster
burnitdown: sorry I cant speed up and slow down my wifi according to your will my lord
DustToDust: STOP.
BL00DEAT3R: Invite me!!!!!!!!!!!!
DustToDust: TWICE
DustToDust: COMPRESS
BL00DEAT3R: Twice Twice Twice Twice Twice Twice Twice!!!!!!
DustToDust: @TWOTIMESTOOMUCH
BL00DEAT3R: @TwoTimesTooMuch @TwoTimesTooMuch @TwoTimesTooMuch @TwoTimesTooMuch @TwoTimesTooMuch @TwoTimesTooMuch !!!!!!!!!!!
TwoTimesTooMuch: FUCK OFF YOU WOKE ME UP
TwoTimesTooMuch: GOODMORNING ^_^
burnitdown: grown ass man
burnitdown: its past 4pm
TwoTimesTooMuch: you're right :(
TwoTimesTooMuch: I LIKE TO HAVE FUN!!!!!
TwoTimesTooMuch: i'm getting on!!!!!!
BL00DEAT3R: YAYAYAYYAYAYAY
DustToDust: FINALLY
DustToDust: WE CAN QUE
SPIN.NER: no compress ?
DustToDust: out of space anyways
SPIN.NER: oh yeah ur right
burnitdown: loser has a job
DustToDust: IM QUEING
BL00DEAT3R: YAY (ФωФ)
LEAGUE OF VILLAINS
Wednesday, June 8th, 6:49 pm
DustToDust: YOU GUYS ARE ASS
TwoTimesTooMuch: KISS MY ASS
TwoTimesTooMuch: ow ;(
BL00DEAT3R: It would be easier if we called (￢_￢)
DustToDust: NO
burnitdown: fuck no
BL00DEAT3R: Secretive(｀^´*)
SPIN.NER: it would be easier, boss
DustToDust: NO.
BL00DEAT3R: Lame(｀ヘ´)
SPIN.NER: okay :[
burnitdown: you guys are just dogshit
TwoTimesTooMuch: NUH UH
TwoTimesTooMuch: right as always dabi (ヽдヽ)
SPIN.NER: we'll win one day!
SPIN.NER: we'll make it to a competition, i know it
BL00DEAT3R: How are we supposed to compete if we can't even call(￢_￢)
SPIN.NER: we'll figure it out
burnitdown: as if
burnitdown: if your excuse is no verbal communication you wont make it far
BL00DEAT3R: But it takes soooo long to type in chat!!
burnitdown: type faster
BL00DEAT3R: (*｀ｴ´)
TwoTimesTooMuch: be nice to toga!!!!!!!
burnitdown: dont do nice
M.Compress: Sigh.
BL00DEAT3R: COMPRESS COMPRESS COMPRESS
M.Compress: Hello, my dear.
M.Compress: Missed another riveting gaming session, did I?
SPIN.NER: we got our asses kicked
TwoTimesTooMuch: IT WAS GREAT!
TwoTimesTooMuch: IT WAS AWFUL
TwoTimesTooMuch: WE LOST EVERY GAME :(
BL00DEAT3R: I can play more if you want to Compress :3
M.Compress: In a moment. I've just gotten home, and I need to find a meal.
BL00DEAT3R: KAY(ФωФ)
SPIN.NER: up for more, boss?
burnitdown: ugh
burnitdown: Why would anyone want to play just to lose more
SPIN.NER: you play with us everyday, dabi
SPIN.NER: ask yourself
BL00DEAT3R: (˵ ⪰ヮ⪯）
burnitdown: because its free entertainment to watch you idiots
M.Compress: Can we ever be kind to each other?
BL00DEAT3R: What are you getting to eat Compress :3????
SPIN.NER: you sure seem invested in our games, dabi
burnitdown: fuck off
SPIN.NER: yeah yeah
M.Compress: Eat, Compress* My dear.
M.Compress: It's sounding like frozen pizza for today.
BL00DEAT3R: YUMMM
TwoTimesTooMuch: CAN I HAVE SOME?
M.Compress: You don't know where I live, Twice.
TwoTimesTooMuch: tell me :3?
burnitdown: ew
M.Compress: As much as I do care about you, I will not be sharing my address online.
TwoTimesTooMuch: how could you?
TwoTimesTooMuch: i completely understand!
BL00DEAT3R: Boringggg~
SPIN.NER: boss?
BL00DEAT3R: What kind of pizza Compress????
M.Compress: Commas, Toga.
M.Compress: Vegetable pizza.
BL00DEAT3R: Ick!!
BL00DEAT3R: I like meat pizza(ФωФ)
BL00DEAT3R: What about you Twice?????
M.Compress: Sigh.
TwoTimesTooMuch: none of it!
TwoTimesTooMuch: EVERY KIND
TwoTimesTooMuch: cheese!
burnitdown: you have the taste buds of a child
BL00DEAT3R: Okay Dabi what's your favorite then(￢_￢)
burnitdown: peperoni
SPIN.NER: that's like the second most basic option
SPIN.NER: i like anchovy
BL00DEAT3R: Ewww ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
SPIN.NER: hey :(
SPIN.NER: what's your favorite, boss?
SPIN.NER: boss?
BL00DEAT3R: Oooh Dusty missing in action?
burnitdown: spinner you act like this isn't a normal occurance
SPIN.NER: sorry i worry for my friend, i guess?
burnitdown: friend, right
SPIN.NER: stop >:(
BL00DEAT3R: Hehe
BL00DEAT3R: @DustToDust WHERE ARE YOU
M.Compress: Well, I'm ready to play now, if anyone wants to without Dusty.
BL00DEAT3R: YAYYYYY
TwoTimesTooMuch: I WANT TO PLAY
burnitdown: i have nothing better to do
SPIN.NER: i’ll sit this one out
burnitdown: really
burnitdown: all because dusty isnt here
SPIN.NER: NO
SPIN.NER: i’m tired anyways
SPIN.NER: my family is having dinner soon, too
burnitdown: right…
BL00DEAT3R: YOU'RE MAKING US QUE WITH RANDOMS?????
M.Compress: We can play something else, dear.
TwoTimesTooMuch: CAN WE PLAY MINECRAFT?
burnitdown: UGHHHHH
burnitdown: JUST PLAY SPINNER
TwoTimesTooMuch: PLEASEEEEE
TwoTimesTooMuch: we can play something else!
TwoTimesTooMuch: YOU ALWAYS SAY NO DABI
BL00DEAT3R: COMPRESS
BL00DEAT3R: Minecraft :3?
M.Compress: I can agree to that.
BL00DEAT3R: HA!
BL00DEAT3R: Dabi is out ruled without Spinner and Dusty
burnitdown: UGHHHH
M.Compress: No one is forcing you to play, Dabi.
burnitdown: fine.
BL00DEAT3R: (ФωФ)
LEAGUE OF VILLAINS
Thursday, June 9th, 1:06 am
DustToDust: I like pineapple pizza
SPIN.NER: WHAT