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In this alternate universe bugs, arachnids too join the ranks of anthropomorphic animals although they but they weren't always known to be anthropomorphic for most bugs did stay bugs but in some places and cases they did evolve, like ocean creatures where these anthropomorphic bugs live they have some different rules 

First rule: insect tribes taratory is considered private land and those who aren't invited can be eaten, killed, or hurt and can't bring the attacker to court unless they are out of the taratory when this happens, to be invited one must have an insectoid accompanying them or have a "guest spray" basically a pheromone from a insectoid that is from the tribe in question to be on the guest (this only stops once the guest washes it off or if it gets washed off)

Rule 2: the government isn't allowed to get in between tribal disputes it two tribes fight over land unless it gets out of hand and causes people not from these tribes to get hurt

Rule 3: children from these tribes are allowed to go to schools and have education like any other person, this is thanks to the recently formed (insectoids inclusive law, this law is in any country that recognizes insectoids as people) 

Rule 4: if an insectoid decides to no longer be a part of their tribe and decides to be a regular civilian they are inclined to get an ID stating this once they do they get access to $10,0000 and or housing plans to start them off on there now civilian life 

Rule 5: if a parent of the biological child dies, the oldest biological child is considered an adult the same day the parent dies no matter what there age is

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Characters are (Tania) termite mother 49 almost 50 years old, biological son Threowe age 17, Feroil (a snow leopard) age 16

Waking up in the middle of their sleep in a cold sweat Feroil is wide eyed breathes heavily, In the dark of their room there eyes are the only thing lighting it up with a blue glow, sensing vibrating in the floor from across the room Threowe also wakes up like a vampire in a way for they sit straight up wiggle their antennae around to to see around the room for termites 90% of the time end up being born blind, but nonetheless Threowe Manages to turn there head in the direction of their brother 

“Nightmare again brother?” Threowe cock’s there head sideways like they're asking a question but there pretty sure they know the answer.

“oh what could have given that away Oh wait maybe it's because mother is gonna die in the matter of days” said Feroil being very expensive with their hands

Threowe could never see what there brother did but he eventually figured out through asking what motions he was making combined with the wind that gets pushed his way that his brother was clearly very upset again

“Are you doing that thing again where liquid flows out your eyes? I told you many times already there is no need to worry death is a normal thing it's as normal as water flowing from the rivers to the ocean, death comes for us all” Threowe genuinely thought he was comforting his brother but then again Threowe was never good with emotions.

“You really aren't helping I know you are trying but it's really not helping me come to terms with it okay” Feroil slumps over and has his face in his hands in frustration.

“Maybe a walk would help you get tired again…how about we go to the flea market we can get some fried insect legs” 

“You know those fleas always want a peace of me, physically, and reproductively, I don't want to go there they make me uncomfortable and I'm not an insect if I eat insect parts I could get in trouble with the law” 

“Good point well I don't know how to help you I guess you can stay up until you are ready to sleep again good night” Threowe rolls back over and starts to go back to sleep.

“Wait” Feroil extends an arm a little in his brother’s direction 

“What, are you gonna keep me up all night again? I'm not going just stop sleeping because you had a bad dream” Threowe crosses his four arms in annoyance.

“I-I know and I don't want to keep you up but I don't know what to do”

“Huh look at that back at square one again well then goodnight hope you figure out what you want to do but I'm going to sleep” Threowe this time covered himself fully with his blanket.

“Oh come on wait please just let me think before you go to sleep…uh..hmmm..I know maybe you could in my bed with me again like we did when we were younger” Feroil gets out of bed and takes Threowe’s blanket and pillow and puts it on his bed.

“You gotta be kidding me we aren't kids anymore and your bed is too small now give me back my pillow and blanket” Threowe takes his pillow but gets stuck in a game of tug of war with his blanket and his brother.

“Oh come on it's not like I'm asking to hug you like a body pillow I just don't want to feel lonely can't you understand at least that I mean for goodness sake you came from a termite colony you are use to huddle next to others right” Feroil tugs Threowe’s blanket so hard Threowe falls forward but Feroil grabs them and lifts him up to eyes view by the back of his shirt.

“Yeah but they weren't 6 foot tall snow leopards that could crush me by hugging me to hard when they started having a bad dream or crush my legs between their legs if they move to much while once again having a bad dream”

“Then you can sleep behind me” Feroil sits on the bed with Threowe on his lap.

“Well in that case I guess I'll just get crushed by snow leopard back and butt ThAnKs WhAt A GrEAt IdEa, for goodness sake you even now are holding me like a baby on your lap, see where I'm coming from now, I'm literally 3 feet tall any movement you make will badly injured me or kill me” said Threowe pushing at Feroil’s stomach trying to get away.

“Well you're already in my arms so I don't think there is much you can- AW AW AW why are spitting your acid on my stomach stop that hurts AAAAH don't you bit me I'm just trying to go back to slEEEp okay fine fine there I let you go just make the burning stop please” Feroil grabs at his body in pain.

Threowe shakes his head like he just came out of a trance or something 

“Shoot did I do that to you I'm so sorry I told you to let go of me I tried to hold my defensive side down but I couldn't control it, come on get in the bath I'll find the soaps that get that stuff off you” Threowe scrambles around his room looking for the soap while Feroil gets in the bath.

Eventually Threowe finds the soap and brings it to Feroil.

“Here just put some of this in the water and on your body and give it ten minutes it should stop the pain”

“You know I think that's the first time you ever attacked me…” said Feroil looking down at the water and away from Threowe face.

Two minutes of quiet goes by Feroil didn't look up but he heard shuffling of some sort happened then next thing he see is a splash of water a Threowe gets in the bath with him.

“WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” Feroil falls backwoods in shock

“God damnit if you are gonna be open about your feelings I might as well try to as well okay so listen up, I too experience emotions but I deal with it differently while you want someone to be there for you I want to be left alone so I can unpack and understand exactly what is in-store for me when my mom dies I'm trying to be strong for us because when she does I'll have to to drop out of school so I can work and provide I have to be an adult faster then I wanted to, so how do you think it makes me feel seeing you do worse at school, you are figuratively and falling apart maybe literally in some ways to, your grades are going down you got kicked off the tennis team and-...sorry I shouldn't have said that this is why I need to be alone I don't want to take it out on you but it's basically impossible when you are trying to have me be your coping mechanism, so I guess it just all boiled over and I attacked you” Threowe starts “crying” but without the tears part because termites can't make tears but their voice still makes the sounds that a crying person would.

 “Oh come on don't be so hard on yourself I'm fine I'm the soap is already-” 

“HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE STRONG ENOUGH TO GO ON how am I supposed to be an adult what does it mean to be an adult I've been preparing for this my whole life but I still feel lost” this time Threowe lunch forward into Feroil’s arm and did the termite version of loud crying over Feroil’s shoulder

Feroil froze in shock for a second but then hugged him gently back 

“It…it will be alright we got each other after all, we'll just have to learn and make mistakes on the way, I don't know about colony's but I'm guessing it must have been way easier on you when death happened because there was many others who helped each other through it, well guess what you are one termite and I'm one Snow leopard that's bigger than any those termites I bet we we can get through this if we just be more open with each other”

Feroil held Threowe head up and gave him a smile Threowe soon followed

“Thanks for not being mad at me for hurting you on accident…twice now considering the fact that I'm guessing the reason your claws are out are because I stepped on your tail”

“Yup just h-h-happy you didn't step on my ####, speaking of that I think I'm fine to get out now did you want to get out first or after”

“Of course I'll get out first I don't want to see your guy hanging eye level with me” Threowe jumps out the bath and drys and dresses back up and closes the door behind him 

Soon after Feroil does the same. When Feroil gets out he sees Threowe waiting for him on his bed.

“Oh uh if you want to go back to your bed I can sleep alone I'm fine now” said Feroil getting ready to pick up Threowe and bring him back to his bed so he doesn't have to walk back over even though Threowe could easily climb the walls and sealing to get there easily.

“If I go back to my bed I'm not getting back up to help you if you get another nightmare if you want me to sleep on the bed with you tonight you have to sleep on your back though so I can move quickly if you start to move”

Feroil thinks for a bit then he sits down lifts Threowe into his arms and swings his legs onto his bed then places Threowe back down on his stomach.

“Alright I think that's a fair enough trade I don't want to hurt you after all, good night” Feroil puts his arms behind his head and closes his eyes 

“Good night brother” said Threowe pulling the covers over himself more so he was under them (if its not apparently Threowe likes to feel like he's in a darker tunnel like environment by putting the blanket over himself)

So the two brother fall asleep and are ready to face whatever the next day brings

The end of story 1

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Gollae and Todixo were famous for two different reasons, Gollae was always known to be so creepy and strange to people that they kinda thought maybe if they either became their friend or ignore them that he'd not be so scary, although they did like him around Halloween he always had the best snakes and scariest haunted houses, and he always took safty as first in order, making sure that the haunted house was always releasing “ insectoid guest spray” so no one was confused for a normal person wondering in to the tribe's territory…the tribe consisting of all his brothers and sisters (spider insectoids have a lot of children).

Todixo on the other hand was famous for being stereotypical rich and nice to look at alone with having a reasonable personality, along with that they were SO much of a good person they even sweared that they were vegan (if you watch the show you know the type pretentiousness I'm talking about) but I digress we start the store with Gollae walking on the ceiling of the school hallways no one around but the people in clubs and those helping to set up the new years party Gollae was supposed to be one of them but the other students said they could handle setting up on their own; so Gollae decided he'll Walk the falls and act like a look out/guard in a way just in case someone seems out of place or like they want to start trouble, Gollae continues doing this for the next couple of minutes but then he notice a (Cheetah) alone in the hallways sitting and drawing on a table, Gollae gets on all legs so he can be close to the ceiling he then crawls over and looks at what the person is drawing he soon wishes he didn't for it was something Not Safe For Work, this caught Gollae so off guard that he lost his footing and feel right next to Deral (the cheetah who was drawing)

“AAAAH” yelled startled Deral.

“AAAAAAH” yelled a confused Gollae. 

This goes one for a couple seconds.

“AAAAH….WHY ARE WE YELLING FOR” said Gollae honestly confused. 

“You're a a a a a a a-” said Deral repeating in shock.

“A a a a a a big ass spider I know but I still don't get why we are yelling if anything I should be yelling because of what I just saw, also spider insectoid anatomy doesn't work like that just so you know” said Gollae honestly trying to be helpful.

“WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT MY DRAWING!!!???” Deral scrambles to put his tablet away.

“Because I like to admire and compliment people on their work, oh that reminds me although it's not appropriate or accurate I believe you are pretty talented” said Gollae unintentionally picking himself off the floor creepily.

“Thanks…” said Deral, getting a little red.

“Why is your body temperature rising, you know I'm cold blooded right I can feel when people get warmer” Gollae says this not in a intrusive confronting way but more like a person stating a fact.

“No reason…uh but actually, you seem like a strong and chilled dude how would you feel if I asked if you could maybe come to my place and mod-” Deral was cut off by the sound of another voice.

“I heard screaming I am here to help whoever is in need” said Todixo overdramatically making his entrance seem even more dazzling then it is.

Deral’s inner monologue “god please tell me this isn't a dream is this the day I get my wish of being in a cheap horrible writing scene where these vile exoskeleton creatures take advantage of me and…hey why are they walking away!?

“So how's the family doing?” said Gollae with a cheeky smile to Todixo. 

“Oh I don't know why don't I ask the person who deliberately throw a jar of parasite worms over my tribe's side of the fence, oh by the way how is your dad doing oh wait you don't have one because your mother ate him” said Todixo actually getting a little angry.

“Eh it's fine after all that's the risk you take when you are male bugs like us right, hey by the way you wouldn't believe how many fly people I caught so far in my webs it's almost like they can see everything else but my webs” said Gollae once again walking on the ceiling while talking to Todixo.

“Yeah well good for you I got to keep acting vegan if I want to keep my reputation high so I guess I'll suffer until tonight speaking of which that yummy looking Cheetah seems to be easy pickings I'm assuming you are going to try to get him before me?” Todixo rubs their hands together close to their face, imagining how much food they will have tonight when they get out of their theater club.

“What no why would you even do that for they didn't do anything wrong and they are from school, also I don't participate often in these new years if I feel like it I might take out a seller or two at the black market god knows they don't deserve to live” Gollae actually looks serious for a second when saying this

“Oh come on what makes what you do right and what i do wrong heck if you are gonna eat the people selling the meat you might as well also eat the buyer, and wouldn't do this alone make you a hypocrite heck we go to our flea market to get our food when low what's the difference” said Todixo.

Gollae walks into a wall, puts his hands together, webs starter to oozes out and then turns into sting he sticks it to the shoulders of Todixo’s shirt and lifts him up a little.

“The difference between you and me is that I don't look at every person I see as a snack or food, I only go for those who deserve to be eaten” Gollae puts Todixo down after saying that.

“Who do you think you are, a Beastar you and I both know deep down we are the same” Todixo extends an arm quickly to see if Gollae flinches but Gollae does not.

The sound of panting from someone running is heard from behind them so they turn to see who is, but before they could see if someone was running Deral was already 3 feet close to them.

“You two are pretty fast but I, one moment I need to catch my breath….. alright as I was saying you all might be pretty fast but I'm still a cheetah but uh how would you both like to hang out with me at my place tonight my parents don't mind because they already knew I was gonna have a party and we also got a pool, there will be drinks, games and blah blah blah you get the point basically it's gonna be a blast so what do you two say” said Deral with a big grin trying to seem cool.

“Sorry I can't I have to stay for the new years p-” Gollae gets cut off

“I'll go, who knows maybe it could be fun. I might bring some friends. Is that fine with you?” Todixo puts his hand on Deral’s shoulder.

“Uh hauahahaha ye-yeah of course you and your friends are all welcome”

“Good well see you then” Todixo pat's Deral’s shoulder and begins to leave.

“Actually you know what the people setting up the new year school party did say they didn't need my help and it's been a while since I actually interacted with people in a normal setting besides school stuff, is there anything you would like me to make I'm party good at baking maybe I could bring a cake, cookies, cupcakes, or make home made burger buns” Gollae jumps off the wall and lands on the floor on all legs and then stands up.

“You could bake my buns I MEAN you could bring buns yes that sounds good, do you think you are able to at least make 20 minimum if you have time for more then great, also the party starts at 10 tonight we will also watch the ball drop on an outdoor projector if you want to stay that long also if anyone gets to drunk I got extra pull out beds and blankets so it could turn into a sleepover if needed, oh I got to go I need to get it ready see you all soon” Deral looks excited they run in place and giggles then runs away.

“You know that dude is a little strange in my opinion” Todixo turns to Gollae and points at Deral still running down the hall.

“Listen if you are gonna try to eat some innocent guy then at least be nice and what do you know about normal you got most people here falling for you, the only reason they probably look at you like candy is probably because you said you were vegan, you are using a real diet that people follow to get unsuspecting pray at your doorstep” Gollae pokes Todixo with a finger hard enough it causes Todixo to fall back a bit and hit some lockers.

“Oh and what do you know about being normal you are as creepy as that cheetah…you know I saw him drawing insectoid NSFW a couple times in the back of some classes but I act like I don't pay attention might as well save him the embarrassment for later when he finally realizes everything I've done today will be to get him right where I need him so I can eat him, it's a shame in a way because if I wasn't going after him I'd probably say you should get to know him better but sense he's not living past this night I'd say you might as well not show up to the party spidy boy” Todixo waits for a reaction but Gollae says something that wasn't expected.

“Alright then we'll have a good party I'll just be getting back to what I was doing” Gollae jumps back up on the ceiling and starts to walk back to the school new year party to see if they want help setting up this time.

“Wh-WAIT WHAT YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT JUST LIKE THAT? JUST LIKE THAT!!!? your not even gonna make some type of stand against me and my evil plan” Todixo mouth is practically on the floor with sock and confusion.

“Evil what do you ever mean like you said I'm not so different from you, to insinuate when you do is evil is to say I'm evil which means you Initially thought that you were evil what would be really evil is to brag to me tomorrow about how you didn't need any friends or anyone to help you get this cheetah, but hey I'm not one for drama, after all that's your thing you are in the theater class right?” Gollae does not look back just keeps walking 

‘well yeah I can take him on by myself, and yes I am in theater what does that have to do with anything” said Todixo catching up to Gollae so he can look him in the face.

“Oh nothing you should know best yourself how… “communicative” they can get when finding something out let's just hope you are good at keeping secrets, I know I wouldn't dare tell a thing after all it's part of our nature not to speak of new year’s feast” Gollae ignores Todixo and keep walking.

“Well you know what when you and I get a chance to be alone tomorrow I'll tell you all about how good they tasted and how there was no one there to help him because I will take him into my tribe's territory and eat him up on the highest leaf on the tree so all can hear his screams, I bet you would love hearing that would you, you creep, you degenerate, you incel” Todixo points his finger in Gollae’s face

“ *Yawn* are you done yet dollar store Shakespeare” Gollae gently hits Todixo’s hand out hand out the way and continues walking.

Todixo stomps in frustration and walks off back to his club…little does he know Gollae has a plan, several plans if needed 

Time goes and Deral sits near his door ready to greet people in but while he waits he draws…he draws Gollae like one of his French girls I know I know this is “peak into humor” right here a real toe tapping belly jiggling, knee slapping fall over on your back dying from laughter joke…oh sorry I got caught up in my own sarcastic humor let's continue shall we…. actually I think I'll make this part

one of a story so be prepared for part two

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Deral still sitting and drawing waiting for guest to arrive starts to think to their self 

“Damn it I wish I had time to ask Gollae how the anatomy was supposed to look so I can draw their-” 

ALRIGHTY THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD NOT SEE WHAT THEY'RE THINKING 

Deral hears a knock on the door, random reader: but I wanted to rea-. I SAID DERAL here's a knock on the door if you want to read something that's not at least pg13 at maximum maybe mature one day in the future then go read something else we all know there is more then enough NSFW for you…sorry I broke the fourth wall too much it’s 10:41 at night I can tell that I'm getting tired but let's get back to the actual story 

Deral waiting for guest past the time with drawing his… “totally family friendly art” but then he hears a knock he looks through the small window in the door and sees his friend Brollow, Deral quickly opens the door.

“Deral come here and give your best friend a big old bar hug why don't you, I also brought some strays with me to hahaha” Brollow points behind him as he comes in and gives Deral a hug.

“Haha your so funny, now make room I might as well get in on the hug as well” said Shallay with a friendly sarcasm at Brollow’s joke as she pushes through Brollow’s arms to also hug Deral.

“Ooh are we doing group hug again come on let me through I wanna be in it come on let me thr- ha see I did it that wasn't to hard” Shull also tries to push through Brollow’s arms like his sister but Brollow puts his arms around Shull to let him in.

“Haha sure you did buddy now, how about we hug our friend here for a couple more seconds so no one feels left out then we let him breathe” Brollow in a parent like voice 

“Okay dad geesh don't tell me what to do haha” Shallay looks up at Brollow once again with sarcasm.

“Thank you all for coming earliest, at least I get to talk to people I know best before the rest get here” Deral shows them to the couch and they all sit down.

“Well I noticed you been getting fitter babes who's the lucky man you are looking for” said Shallay punching Deral I the arm 

“Uh well it's funny because it wasn't anyone specific but I think earlier I met one or two man of my dreams” Deral shivers with the thought

“OOOOOH who's the lucky guy let me guess you picked someone warm blooded so you both can keep each other warm as you snuggle and hug and oooh I gotta stop before I try to steal them” said Shull with there head in the clouds not realizing what they said.

“Well that's one way to come out brother welcome to the world but make sure you take some clothes from the closet you came out of because it's a chilly world” said Shallay jokingly.

Shull shakes there head like they just got pushed out of a day dream “wwh-what wait no no no I'm not-” Shull tries to deny whatever he said

“Oh come on grow up man you send me your “secret” male art all the time and say it's a joke or you didn't mean to send it, I've used those same tricks before too I know your ga-” Deral gets interrupted by a knock

Deral gets up and opens the door with a big smile.

“Welcome to- oh my goodness it's you, you came, come on in I'll show you My friends” Deral one the door wide for Todixo and closes it behind like a butler almost.

“Yes tha…friends? You have friends over already?” Todixo looks shocked and a little annoyed.

“Yeah?...wait were you expecting something more private oh you have a bad side to you don't you Mr Fancy pants well don't worry you and I can sneak away later into my room and- unless you want to wait for Gollae and make it really interesting ehehehe” said Deral not even realizing he was reaching out to touch Todixo’s chest.

“AHAHAHA your so funny how what a great joke now show me these friends of yours little cat” Todixo grab Deral’s arm before it touched him, he laughs awkwardly but in a way that makes him still seem unbothered, he turns Deral around and gently pushes him on his back so they start walking in.

“Oh my God I'm so sorry did I misread you I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable” said Deral trying to turn back around to apologize but gets “gently” pushed back to the couch.

“So then I was like salmon never knew her hahaha- oh hey Deral is that one of the lucky guys you were talking about” Brollow was in the middle of telling horrible dad jokes to his friends when Deral walked in.

“Uh n-no he's…just a friend nothing more I guess but I hey theres someone else coming that might like me maybe he'll be the one” Deral tried to sound happy but clearly was upset.

“Oh I forgot to mention Gollae said he's not coming, yeah he changed his mind behind you back he said that he couldn't come, he was to busy having fun at dumb old school” said Todixo sounding confident in his words

But for some reason Shallay and Shull both growled at Todixo when he finally took a seat.

“We need to have a talk with you Deral in private” the twins both spoke at once like it was planned.

“Uh are you su-”

“YES” 

“Okay fine” Deral walks with them to the second floor

“Don't worry I'll tell you friend some of my jokes I've been told they knock the house down, or was it because I was using a wrecking Ball at the time ahahahahahah” Brollow was unaware of what was happening with Shull and Shallay but he knew that generally growling and talking in unison was probably not good so he stood out of it.

Hours passed people started showing up and Deral was having a ok time meanwhile outside his home hiding on top of another house’s roof stood Gollae watching Deral’s house closely seeing who went in and out, Gollae indeed has plans but he was still deciding which one he should go with, the one that involves going in the house or staying outside and watching but as he did he started to drift off, he didn't know how long he fell asleep but a car horn woke him up and people from the party was starting to leave but most importantly he couldn't smell Deral anymore.

“Shit! How could I have been so clumsy” Gollae jumps down into the street with such force that the pavement cracked.

Running into the party he looked around for Deral, then he met up with Deral’s friends also looking for him.

“You all look for Deral too!?” Gollae asked quickly.

“Yeah, why are you one of his friends from school that he didn't tell us about?” Said Brollow.

“Kinda..not really it's hard to explain, but I need to know if he was with a mantis at all” 

“Yeah why, wait are you one of the Mantis friends you better not be doing anything bad with him or so help me” said Shull jumping up at Gollae almost looking like a small child.

“No I'm not but Todixo is gonna eat your friend if we don't get there fast” Gollae sounded very serious when he spoke. 

“I'll drive my car is big enough for all of us to fit in there,” said Brollow pulling out his keys.

“I'm faster on foot but I'll give you the directions to where he took him don't go in unless I need your help he will be in mantis tribe territory and not all of them go out for the night” Gollae gave his number and the directions to the GPS, then Left.

Jumping from house to house, running from street to street, swinging on street light to street light he makes his way to Todixo’s territory but as he does it starts raining. 

Gollae thoughts: “Great now I can't smell Deral even if I could my guest spray is getting washed off, luckily Todixo is known for being dramatic and he told me exactly where he would be when we were at school”

Meanwhile, with Deral and Todixo on top of one of the biggest try in the state, contently in Todixo’s tribe's territory, they just started to get to the top of the tree.

“Wow you were right this is a good view the moon is so big from here” said Deral with wide eyes.

“Yeah sure uh so about being somewhere private earlier I'm so sorry I didn't say anything but I was….uh too embarrassed yeah, so I thought maybe you and I could do it here???” Todixo acted embarrassed but inside he held an evil smile.

“...oooh a shy popular fancy man you are I never knew well don't worry darling I can treat you right if you can do it yourself let me just get undressed” Deral turned his back to Todixo and seductively started to take his clothes off.

“... I'm done acting I've been waiting for this all day don't bother taking your clothes off I Love a challenge around my food” Todixo grabs Deral with his mantis arms. 

(mantis and some other insectoids have normal arms but under them around the elbow part they might sometimes also have their bug arms too)

“WAIT WHA-AAAAHHH” Deral screams in pain as he hears a horrifying screech then a huge chunk of flesh pulled out of his shoulder

“You taste absolutely delicious now be a good boy and stay pind agents this branch as I eat your limb from limb chunk by chunk until I finally bit your neck and-(screech)” Todixo gets knocked off balance but catches himself as he turns to see what hit him.

“Stop eating Deral, Todixo before I kill you” Gollae lands on the left with a scary aura around him.

“Your gonna have to do better than that went head” Todixo grabs Deral bits off Deral’s arm and throws it at Gollae as he then jumps on to the tree with a screaming Deral in one arm and his legs latched onto the bark as he starts running off.

“MOTHER###### GET BACK HERE” Gollae runs after Todixo, Gollae then pulls out his phone as he does and calls Deral’s friends,

“Yeah is everything alright what's going on, why are you breaking hard” said Shallay.

“Things are going South really quietly I need you all to come in and be at the bottom of the tree and be ready to catch or grab your friend, if I have to rap him with web as we fall there's a chance it might not be enough cushion so I need someone to catch him” Gollae then hanged up.

“....well you heard the man come on guys let's not just sit here” Shull jumps out the van first and almost gets his head cut off from a mantis that was on top of the van.

“Now what is a delicious group of mammals like you all doing out here” says the Mantis.

Shallay grabs Shull and pulls him back in the car and slams the door. “Get back in here dude, hit the gas Brollow we got an insect that needs to be wiped off your car” 

“No problem” Brollow turns up the rock music and hits the gas smashing right into the gate of the mantis territory and drives to the tree and stops right before hitting it sending the Mantis flying and soon crushed as the van drives into the tree not hard enough to cause much damage to the car but enough to crush the normal (3 foot) tall mantis.

“What the hell dude are you insane… why did you do that to your car it didn't deserve to be used like a ram” said Shallay half sarcasm. 

“I work in my uncle's workshop. I can fix it after all it's just fixed up van it's not like I payed for it or keep anything in it” Brollow’s van starts smoking bad. “But that smoke means we need to get the #### out”

“No shit Sherlock now let's get out” Shallay pushes her brother out the door first then gets out herself, Brollow also gets out quickly but that's obvious.

Back up on the tree.

“His blood keeps coming and it tastes delicious if you stop running after me. Maybe we could enjoy this together what do you say” Todixo’s head twitches as he talks. 

Gollae shoots out a web trying to grab Deral but Todixo cuts the web with his arm.

Gollae swings from web connected to a leef and tries to kick Todixo but Todixo moves out the way.

“How dumb do you think I am I know how spiders work you can't st-agh” Gollae hits Todixo on the swing back knocking him off the tree and starts to free fall,

Gollae follows after, punching Todixo as they both fall until Todixo let's go of Deral, Gollae kicks Todixo away and starts to web up Deral, from below Deral’s friends get ready to catch they keep moving making sure it's just right, as Gollae and Deral continues to fall he has an idea, he started crafting a parachute on Deral not big enough to stop the fast falling but slows it down a bit, as they get close to the ground Gollae spines a string to Deral and the ground where his friends are standing to make sure that Deral lands where they are, finally Gollae hits the ground hard Deral gets caught by his friends.

“Oh my are you okay Gollae” says Shull realizing Gollae took the full impact of the fall. 

Gollae legs and body are a little twisted but no broken as he gets up his body untwists “yeah I'm fine”

But also getting up Todixo stands menacingly.

“You fools don't you know I'll just keep coming back I'll eat every one of you” Todixo stands on the car not realizing it was smoking.

Shallay sees oil leaks out the car grabs some bark from the tree and lights it up with their lighter “everyone run!!!” Shallay yells as she throws the light up bark and dashes for cover everyone does the same.

“That's it run from me you insignificant-” that's the last word Todixo says before getting blown up by the car, at the same time everyone here's people from the whole neighborhood scream (HAPPY NEW YEAR!) for it just turned 12.

Everyone gets out safely from the Mantis territory, they bring Deral the doctors and explain everything to the police that showed up when they got a call from the hospital talking about this situation, luckily sense this happened on a insectoid territory when the attack happened they couldn't charge anyone even if they thought that maybe the big spider was suspicious because of the amount of spider web he used.

Months past and Deral heals but has a new cool prosthetic arm because he lost his real one from the attack. Eventually he went back to school and people are interested to know what happened he and his friends were about to say but then they saw Gollae help get something from the top shelf of a lock for someone after they were bullied by some other students. 

“Uh it's a long story” said his friends and Deral knowing how judgemental people are already about carnivores and how they didn't want be the cause of Gollae losing any good graces he had just because of another insectoid’s wrongdoing

They didn't notice it but Gollae already made his way over and landed on the floor from the ceiling behind them. 

“What do you mean it's not that long of a story I can say it, so you see what happened wa-” 

“Hey look I think the teacher over there is having a hard time opening the door with the books in their hands” said Shallay. 

“Oh I can help, well see you later guys” Gollae walked to the teacher and help.

“If anyone of you tries asking Gollae what happened I'll draw you pregnant, don't try me I'm an artist I can do it” said Deral.

People soon left them alone after hearing that.

The rest of the day went on as normal and people lived in peacefulness once again

The end

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Flēo’s Inner monologue: “Biology room ray” if you call it that it that because for us moths it's not a room but basically an extra outside gym day with the added probability of dying for someone who works at the school thought it would be good to have the moths and birds close to each other the teacher last week literally died and no one cares because it's normal…speaking of normal I am once again being chased by a bird with yet I can't scream for I am mute all I can do is hope to find a flower to blend into or somewhere to hide that or find my friend Raymond the raven but even with my glasses on I can't see much wait is someone's shirt or white wall that's reflecting the sun into my ey-oof yeah that's a wall damn it now I'm dizzy.

“HA finally got your little bug” Robert the Robin picked up Flēo with a sinister grin.

Flēo’s Inner monologue: I hate being so damn small the fact that I can be held back by a few fingers the fact that I'm as big as my primal ancestors before intelligence fills me with hate well might as well see who got m-Damn Robert again doesn't he learn his lesson, I swear if he licks me over and over again I'm gonna…do nothing yup just remembered once again I can't do any, at least him licking me will give enough time for-

Robert holds Flēo in his palm and he pins him with his tongue licking Flēo up and down and stops to speak for a second 

“Eh mmm I really wish you were bigger so I could just hold you in my hand and suck on you like a lollipop but I guess you were gonna go all the way in eventually anyways so I'll just suck on you in there until I decide to swallow you” Robert laps Flēo up from his palm slides him down into his mouth from his tongue and closes his mouth like a wet moist prison.

Flēo’s Inner monologue: you know what I'm gonna break the 4th wall here for a second and say sarcastically that I hope you stick degenerates are really enjoying my suffering here, unfortunately for all of you I'm fully clothed and holding on to my pants with two set of arms and my shirt with my other one set I guess you can say it's handy to have 6 arms pun not intended I digress, god damn Robot why are you sucking harder the usual this hurts after awhile.

Robert spits Flēo with a crazed look of evil in his face 

“I'm not eating you yet my little prisoner, my girl and I have a bed bed bouncing date later and I need to make sure I got energy to give it to her how she likes it so you'll be a good thing to suck on during the day and eat when she's ready for me, how does that sound are you happy to know that you'll make me feel in the mood all day for my girl or what…I don't care what your answer is anyways you can't even say N-AW” Robert gets knocked down to the ground from a strong kick that was made harder with the help of gravity.

“Give me my friend Rob before I pluck out your flight feathers” Raymond tugged on Robert’s arm while standing on his back

“F-fine here have him you despicable emo bird” 

Robert lets go of Flēo Raymond takes Flēo and puts him in the top of his head.

“I'm not emo I'm a raven so I don't know if you are being racist or ignorant” Raymond helps Rob up even though he's not happy about it.

“How am I being racist we're both birds, just because you are a raven means I hate you no I don't like you because you won't admit that you see this insectoid lower than you, you and I both know they're nothing good besides being a snack” Robert followed behind Raymond like an annoying sibling.

“You know it's illegal for us to eat another creature….how would you feel if I told the authorities what you are doing?” Raymond turned to Robert Sharply, arms crossed.

Robert flies off with a defeated annoyance. Classes so soon end, Raymond is already waiting for Flēo by the time Flēo gets out of class.

Raymond speaks while doing sign language: I believe you ordered a taxi my dear friend (pet).

Flēo sign language: yes I am but you messed up the sign for friend; It looked like you said pet, friend is like using two index fingers and putting them together like a chain almost, but whatever are we going to your place today so I can help you with your math homework like you asked.

“Yeah I guess I did, I guess I should learn more but then again you can hear what I'm saying so I guess I could give it a rest for a bit and watch you I should really stay bring my note pad so you could write on it just in case I don't know what you are saying” Raymond picked up Flēo and put him into his side bag/messenger bag whatever you rather call it.

Flēo’s Inner monologue: let me turn on my light so i can see in here maybe he left me some snakes again…huh a magazine on how to make a moth feel at home…he must really want me to feel comfortable around him even when everything is so much bigger than me, I have the greatest of friend I guess…I hope he knows this magazine is outdated it's not even for insectoids it's for regular insects that didn't evolve it might work for my ancestors but not for me, I prefer more modern things like an actual place to sit but this says I like sticks and leafs and flowers…well okay maybe the flowers but STICKS? My butt might as well be sitting on shattered glass.

Flēo gets taken out of the bag by Raymond and held gently in his hands close to his face 

“Real talk with me mean, do you like your life I mean how are you supposed to live like this, you are constantly in danger in the need of help of bigger people, and your body is so fragile that if I didn't get you in time from Robert he could have easily bitten your head off” Raymond says as brushing his fingers gently on top of Flēo head.

Flēo squeaks in confusion at the question (the only vocal sound his body can make is a squeak) 

Flēo sign language: that's an odd thing to ask, I've been small my whole life to be honest I get mad easily yes and jealous about how a lot of people are bigger than me but then I'm reminded I'm not alone recently I met a beautiful moth my size her name is Tactēo and she actually told me first that she had a crush on me and well I think I might be in love, but besides that I also gotten more friends my size we actually will be going out for dinner later, sorry you can't come through us small creatures are only allowed at small restaurants as you know because of the safety reasons and how many addictions happens to small people like me at normal size restorations.

“F-F-FRIENDS!? But I thought I was your friend what do you mean you have other friends” Raymond looked betrayed a little and walked faster with worry

(I feel like at this point you know that Flēo uses sign language so I'm gonna stop adding that part in and only use “inner monologue” if he's thinking and not saying)

“Yeah friends….oh buddy don't tell me you thought you were the only one listen I get it, we've known each other for 2 and a half years, I get that we are best friends but I'm not just yours to keep, but nothing will change between us I promise” Flēo pats Raymond’s hand in reassurance 

“what no things are changing you can't just leave me are you insane” Raymond held Flēo with his hand closed around him.

Flēo squeaks with some pain.

A kid with there parent a little bit behind him said loudly “mommy why is that strange man talking to himself” the kid’s mother covered their child's mouth”dear I think it's best not to eavesdrop on someone's conversation especially if there using headphones or something because clearly they don't want to have the other person on speaker, when but they should probably quietly talk as well while there are people around”

Raymond turns his head around “huh…oh uh yeah I'm really sorry um let me just find where I put my phone I forgot which pocket its in or if it's in my bag, I'll talk to who I'm talking to later” Raymond let's the mother and child walk by as he pretends to look for his phone, he drops Flēo into his brief

Flēo inner monologue: d-did this dude just…put me in his UNDERWEAR oh god it's happening the thing I thought I would be safe from the one thing I thought Raymond wouldn't let happen to me I'm gonna be missing I'm gonna become a plaything or something, I'm-i’m…no wait calm down me, he's probably just going through a lot he will come to his senses eventually and he'll realize he's making a mistake and is overreacting then we'll go back to norm-he did not just grab himself when he knows I'm in here no I refuse to believe that he did it on purpose I'll just give him time to remember before I start moving around so he remembers I'm in here.

“I hope your good in there I'm just gonna keep walking until we get to my house and I'll let you out then we can do homework and forget all about this” Raymond adjusted himself again grabbing himself thermally with a rub then continues walking home, also please for the both of us stop moving your gonna get stuck in my vent and then my guy is gone come out and not let go of you easily and I don't want that to happen to you, just please try to see this as a very feathery bag your in instant of my-mmff I'm warning you stop resisting or your gonna gauh mmfff n-n-no please body don't do this to my friend” Raymond’s legs shake and close together as he clamps his hand around his parts, he trys to stop his arm from doing it with his other arm try to pull himself off of his crotch area.

Meanwhile Flēo squeaks become loud and panicked as he feels himself getting wrapped by his friend’s representative oregon, it feels like if he wasn't an insect and had bones that he would be feeling them break but he doesn't, and so he doesn't get to die from broken bones, no he gets fully wrapped up in the flesh that has a mind of its own.

“D-d-don’t worry just deal with being a play thing for it while I run home so I can get you o-o-out” as Raymond walks he almost falls several times from tripping over himself from the feeling of his body shuddering in arousal, he could feel every squeak Flēo made getting squeezed from his prehensile appendage.

The eventually Raymond got his way home, he took his pants off but before he took his brief off he could see his dick pulls and move almost escaping the confined of the underwear by itself, Raymond shakes his head out of a fixated gaze at how hard he is and then takes his briefs off, he can see Flēo barely but he knew that if he was feeling good then Flēo must be in a world of pan for usually he use a hard rubber rod and coil around that for extra stimulation if he was feeling in the mood but he also knows that the rubber rod usually don't stay hard long and becomes easily flexible from the amount of pressure his cock alone exerts on it, it's a matter of time and hope, he wants his friend safe and away from him but he only knows one way to loosen it up, he lays on his bends himself forward he's done this many times he knows he can, his mouth takes all of his own dick, he sucks and licks it with his tongue prying his pulsing cock which trys clamping down harder and squeeze around whatever it can get around but Raymond manages to lap up Flēo in time he then takes his own dick out his mouth and he spits Flēo out his mouth but he is so in the moment he doesn't stop masturbating he holds Flēo in his hand and pins Flēo flat agent the featherly plumage of his chest muscles while he continues to stroke himself with his other hand.

“Mmfff fuck yes, I’m s-s-so happy I got you out of that situation mff but p-p-please let me hold on to you while I finish what I've started let me smother you in between my chest for safety, let me keep you, let me be your ngha! Fuuuck finally relief….I have something to tell you but let's clean up first” Raymond licks his own juices on his hand then he gets up and starts the bath.

“So that was uh something…listen I'm sorry I really didn't mean that to happen and- oh no your wings d-did I tear them off without realizing it I'm, uh don't worry I- I'll…I'll just be honest, even before you told me about your friends I was already planning to bring you home and keep you as a pet, like a real pet not some weird messed up thing where I call you pet but I use you like a toy or something, and I still plan to be a good owner but…. after this interaction, I think I might see you as more of a living toy. I'm sorry. Raymond lays back in the warm water now embracing Flēo once again into his chest plumage.

Although insectoids don't have the most “human” of faces you could still tell that there was fear across Flēo’s face

This is the end for now I'm not sure how I feel about writing NSFW or if I make a second part like I planned to do with this that if that will include NSFW or not 

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“My day goes as follows wake up, eat something, get ready for school, learn, go to an after school program to play a tabletop roleplay game called Danger & Darkness, then go home rinse and repeat, the only time I want to be around people contains to only my after school program time nothing more nothing less, as I said wake up, eat something, get ready for school, learn, go to an after school program to play a tabletop roleplay game called Danger & Darkness, then go home, wake up, eat something, get ready for school, learn, go to an after school program to play a tabletop roleplay game called Danger & Darkness, then go home, wake up, eat something get ready for school, learn, get basically cat-called by a skunk…wait oh yeah I forgot about that damn it when I thought my life was going good this damn guy finally decided to be bold enough to say something instead of just creeping around looking at me like usual” Brando face looks more then usually annoyed, little did he know his life was gonna get interesting real quickly.

“Hey hey hey, woah handsome why are you in a rush, why don't you and I get to know each other a little better, did I ever tell you that you smell great with and without deodorant” swadēgo pulls Brando back a little with his tail.

Brando’s adamon bolts a bit.

“*groaning* let go of me before I blast you this is a plead and a warning” Brando pulling at swadēgo’s tail.

“Oh my that's adorable your saying that my tail is squeezing on your gass chamber, so if I were to I didn't know squeeze harder you'll be closer to bursting on me pause…oh who am I kidding I like that idea of your hot acidic spray bursting all over me, your the only person I'd allow to mess up my tail after all, but if you feel so bad about it how about we mark each other and then spray you with my spray we can call it even and get on to first base in this growing relationship of ours” swadēgo squeezes his tail tighter around Brando’s adamon trapping Brando’s hands behind his back in the process.

“You god damn pervert we got no relationship I'm not comfortable with this let go of me or I'll tell someone what you are doing” Brando squirms and moves as much as he can and talks louder than earlier.

“What no stop why are you trying to escape me I just want to be yours please love me-” swadēgo gets knocked out cold not even seeing who did it.

“People like you disgust me” said Leafow, an ant with gigantism being 12 feet tall.

Leafow starts walking away down the hallway.

“*groaning* th-thank you” Brando tries getting up but stays on the ground from the pain of the pressure growing inside him.

Leafow turns around hearing that Brando trying to get up but failing 

“Did you want me to help you relieve that pressure?” Leafow walks slowly towards Brando.

“Wait what, stay away, it's not safe” Brando warns.

Leafow opens a window picks up Brando and puts Brando’s adamon outside the window, Leafow puts one hand on Brando’s adamon and puts another hand on Brando’s stomach just above his pants (to makes this clear quickly, no insectoids adamon and butts aren't the same thing in this world they are DIFFERENT things).

“Wait wwh-what are you doi-guaaaahh….not cool man” Brando moaned as Leafow pushed on his adamon and stomach.

“That's a weird way to thank someone for helping you from almost creating mass property damage” Leafow puts Brando back on the floor gently.

“I didn't say you could touch me in those places, it's like putting your hands down someone's pants in my culture, how did you even know to touch me in those spots.

“But…I didn't put my hands in your pants?” Leafow says somewhat confused but still monotoned as he was the whole time.

“You aren't understanding. I said that you basically did because that's how it is in my tribe, what are you special or something” Brando says Dusting himself off with a little annoyance under his breath.

“Y-yes I literally have high functioning autism, did you mean to be offensive or was that an accident” Leafow crouched down to Brando’s leave.

“Oh shoot really I'm so sorry I didn't know, I swear I don't have anything against autistic people I just-” Brando tries to apologize and back track on what he says.

“Just thought it was fine to make fun of them anyways because you didn't think any of them were around to hear you, I should be mad but I already understand that most people are two faced so I'll leave it alone I friend's I'm meeting tonight to play danger and darkness and I'm not letting a misunderstanding affect me have a good day” Leafow stands and turns away to start walking.

“Wait you like playing Danger and Darkness too. That's my favorite game. Why haven't I ever seen you at the after school programs?” Brando says with an undertone of curious excitement. 

“Really there's an after school program I had no idea when is it” Leafow says with actual interest.

At the same time swadēgo was finally starting to wake up and understand what they were saying.

“Hey you two know I like that game too right, I'll admit I do play the horny bard stereotype but I can be normal too I don't have to be horny” swadēgo says as he gets up still falling backwards into the lockers.

“Get way from me, you being horny isn't the problem it's your trying to get me to be yours right away thing you just did that was the problem, you didn't even get to know me, or and I mean this sarcastically when I say this, Take me out to dinner” said Brando hiding behind Leafow.

“Oh but I do know everything about you baby I've watched you for many days I've even snuck in your room one day and took a picture of you sleeping, I risked a lot for that by the way because your tribe kept trying to kill me for some reason” said swadēgo walking closer. 

“What in the male yandere is wrong with you dude that's just weird maybe I should have gone 100% on you” Leafow pushes swadēgo back a bit.

“Quite it freak I'm trying to talk to my beloved beetle boy, you stupid ants are so bland you wouldn't understand anything about love, you all literally are big suck ups to your own mother” swadēgo says with a figurative poison in his words.

“That's a goddamn stereotype based on my unevolved relatives and ancestors. It doesn't work that way anymore for the most part” Leafow gets upset and instead of getting angry he cries.

“Wow dude I hope your happy you made fun of an autistic ant’s race” said Brando poking out behind Leafow a little to show disappointment at swadēgo. 

“How the flip was I supposed to know he's autistic if and why should that matter? Not every autistic person is the same, it's like you are acting like you know everything about autism, heck the author is autistic and he doesn't even understand all about it” swadēgo says with an accusing voice.

“Who in the world is the author why did you say that what does that even mean” Brando says with confusion. 

Part 1 ending 

Chapter Text

(A little while later after Brando was done with his program and also showing Leafow the program, he leaves school but with Leafow)

Leafow: I don't understand why you can't walk home by yourself, I thought you didn't like being around people that much?

Brando: to be honest with you it's not that I don't like people it's that I never met someone I could vibe with for long without getting anxious…also I'm scared that I'll be followed by swadēgo without you being near.

Leafow: oh there it is I had a feeling, no I totally understand where you're coming from, I wouldn't say I was hoping you would ask me to help you on your way home but I was already putting it in my mental possible planer section so my brain had time to escape this change in my schedule at least for today, if it becomes a recurring thing then that's a different story I have to plan for but I digress, did you want to make small talk or was this more of a let's just walk and be open to the possibility of talking?

Leafow walks backwards just a bit of head of Brando, looking at Brando with his head cocked to the side and slightly hunched over body in a way that looks like he asked the question physically too.

Brando: hmm, I think we should be open to the possibility of talking while we're walking but not expected the other to respond right away if it does come up just in case if we do get non-verbal

Leafow: Okay, one last question though kinda not too important but just curious, have you ever been Diagnosed autistic or does your personality just kinda puzzle piece with mine a little, I hope phrased that right to get my point across correctly.

Brando: I don't remember if I was or not but maybe it's just a coincidence that we seem to get along so far an- What out for the p…ole….are you okay you hit that sign pretty hard 

Leafow holding back tears: ye-yeah I'm f-fine hehe.

Brando: Did you want me to turn my back and cover my ears so you can cry and curse?

Leafow: yes p-p-please.

Brando: no problem (turns around and covers ears)

Leafow: ….gods fu##ing DAMN IT THAT HURT SO MUCH WHY DID I WALK BACKWARDS WHAT WAS I THINK FU## YOU SIGN I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A LIVING BEING BUT I'M GONNA CURSE AT YOU ANYWAYS YOU DUMBA## SIGN 🤬…….. I'm so sorry I can't believe I cursed I would never do that around people why did I do that 😭.

Brando: did you want space or a pat on the back

Leafow: do y-y-you t-think you can walk home alone now I can't be around people right now I need to go😭.

Brando: uh yeah su- and you're already running away well I hope you feel better.

(Brando continues to walk home having to go through alleyways and busy streets to get to his tribe, but during his walk through one of these alleyways he notice a familiar smell but doesn't remember where it's from until from above him he hears)

swadēgo: Brando-wandy look up it's me if I knew you would pass by my apartment I would have walked him with you, don't worry though I'm coming down we can talk about earlier an- HEY WHY ARE YOU RUNNING LOVE I'M RIGHT HERE DON'T WORRY I'LL GO DOWN THE FIRE ESCAPE I'LL CATCH UP, I KNOW YOU'RE CONFUSED BUT YOU LOVE ME I KNOW IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!

Brando in his mind: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT GOT TO GET HOME GOTTA GET HOME RIGHT NOW DO I HEAR RUNNING IS THAT MY FEET I HEAR OR IS IT HIS I CAN'T TELL I'M NOT GONNA SLOW DOWN THOUGH I'M DEFINITELY NOT SLOWLY DO-

(Brando trips on to the ground ironically swadēgo was about to pounce on him at the same time so swadēgo just absolutely flys over him and into a dumpster)

swadēgo: arugh w- mgh🤢 what's that smell wait AM I IN A DUMPSTER OH GODS NO NO MY TAIL MY BEAUTIFUL FLUFFY TAIL ITS DIRTY OH GODS WHY!!!, (starts running home) DON'T WORRY BABY I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU TOMORROW OR SOMETHING I HAVE TO GO HOME AND CLEAN MYSELF FIRST!

(Brando finally picks his face off from the pavement sees swadēgo run near him and then past him with trash falling out of his fur)

Brando inner monologue: thank gods for that dumpster 😮‍💨.

(Brando gets home his mother and father are still preparing dinner together, singing and dancing while they do it then they notice Brando)

Brando’s mother: oh hi dear how was oh what do they call it, don't tell me I'll get the word uh oh I know it now how was your building of education.

Brando’s father: it's called school dear, honestly I don't know why he wants to go to it when he could join the tribe's hunters and or army, but I digress, how was school son?

Brando: it was….okay just a normal day you know what I mean.

Brando’s father: okay well just let me know if you have any problems you know your mom and I can always listen to you if you have a problem you're not alone in this world you got a whole tribe on your side.

Brando: yeah thanks I knew.

(So Brando and his family eat and do their share of the tribe's responsibilities, they then go to sleep)

(The next day Brando goes about their day pretty normal)

Brando inner monologue: huh I wonder if yesterday was just a bad day now it's finally time for me to go home I'm literally at the home stretch as long as I don't go out the same door that swadēgo I should be fine, the problem is that I didn watch which one he went out of yesterday, maybe he already left, all I gotta do is go down this hallway and hope he's not here and I'll be fine to walk out the door.

(Brando looks around to make sure he doesn't see swadēgo, he then confidently walks out the door just to get swept off his feet and into a warm fluffy embrace of a skunk tail)

Brando: NO!

swadēgo: oh my darling baby Brando-wandy, didn't I tell you I would see you again, I knew it you just can't stay away from me you love me and I love you, and I love you smooth and shiny exoskeleton, your arms are so shiny and smooth and I bet the rest of your are too, let me pull you in and squeeze your closer to me I know you bugs are cold blooded and it's starting to get cold out you must be freezing but don't worry, I'm here for~

(swadēgo pulls Brando closer to his body and puts a hand on the back of Brando’s head and pushes his face into his fluffy chest fur)

Brando (muffled): let me go I don't want you. 

swadēgo: but you do want me you really really do your just to scared to admit it but don't worry I'll be right there waiting for you to come out the closet when you're ready and then we can adopt beautiful children and be a happy family and be two happily married husbands😋.

Brando: I'm not in the closet I just don't like you dude, go find a person that will actually love you, I'm not the one for you, stop having this ideal infatuation with me and find someone who actually wants that stuff and most importantly stop stuffing my face deeper in your chest why are even doing that.

swadēgo: too keep my love warm, and don't say you're not the one for me because I'll make you the one for me I'll make you love me even if it means making you fall asleep so I can easily get you to my house so I can give you the best night of your life, cookies, movies, popcorn, heart shaped chocolate, a kiss on the lips and maybe more if we really get into it~🤭 all for you my love my life my dear Brando-wandy.

Brando: stop calling me that and no that's not happening none of that is gonna happen stop fantasizing a life with me it's never going to happen.

swadēgo: but it will my love it will I'll make it happen I'll make you want it you'll be all mine and I'll never cheat on you or look at anyone without your permission I'll be submissive and you can be submissive to we can take turns~ mmf just think about it makes me impatient

Brando: stop pushing my face in your chest and how deep is your dog damn fur how am I still sinking in it.

(Leafow soon walks out the door and sees and hears the stuff swadēgo said)

Leafow: what did I tell you before you stupid skunk stop harassing this gu-(gets skunk sprayed) augh what was that what's happening.

(swadēgo runs with Brando still face deep in his chest)

swadēgo: don't worry baby that mean ant won't catch us now I'll get you home and we can start our new life you don't even have to go to school anymore, heck we can even move out the country if we need to I thought of all the best places we could live, like African we can live there so you don't get to cold because your cold blooded and all see I know a lot about you were meant to be with each oth- aw hey you big guy didn't you hear someone was behind you don't you think to have the decency to move out the way!

Gollae (yes Gollae from one of the previous story): huh oh sorry I didn't here you little guy 

Brando: help me please don't let him keep carrying me away!

swadēgo: shut up, hehe sorry he's my boyfriend he's just being a little silly you know how insectoids can get when they're cold, you know all moody and stu…. aren't you that spider who's a friend with a cheetah or something?

Gollae: yeah but what does that got to do with anything? You know what nevermind clearly this guy your holding doesn't want to be with you, let him go before I have to make you let him go.

Leafow running up: Gollae don't let that skunk get away he's trying to kidnap the guy he's hold he thinks they love him or something

Gollae (getting easily distracted): oh hey Leafow you did great today at the wrestling match you really gave me a run for my money 😁, oh one second 

(Gollae turns around and shoots a web at swadēgo who was running away) 

swadēgo: DAMN IT!

Gollae: hey Leafow i think I got a wild one wanna help me reel in this catch 🤣.

Leafow: sure that sounds like fun 🤣.

swadēgo: you big dumb idiots let me go right now you're putting my future with Brando in Jeopardy!

Gollae: gods does he ever shut up?

Leafow: no not really

(Gollae and Leafow holds up swadēgo from the shirt collar, and uses their other arms to pry swadēgo’s tail away from Brando) 

Brando: guah thank Gods finally out from that reached chest of his.

swadēgo: but baby it's not reached its groomed and cleaned everyday I put so much effort in myself and I want to share it with you plea-

(Gollae wraps swadēgo’s face up in his web)

Gollae: you lost your talking and looking privileges for today mammal, matter a fact you'll be having a sleepover at my place so we can maybe oh I don't know….talk about your choices, now I know you might be scared to be in spider tribal territory after all consumption of other beings is legal there but I can 90% promise you that I'm not gonna eat you…but I really hate bad people and I do tend to eat them but I think you have a chance to change.

(swadēgo’s eyes widen as his muffled screams are dampened by the webbing)

Brando: well uh thanks once again Leafow I didn't know he would go that far

Leafow: yeah that's uh some real “yandere boy” stuff I believe it's called right there, hey did you want to go get some pizza or something.

Brando: sure yeah oh um do they have Non-Dairy options at the place you want to go i'm lactose intolerant 

Leafow: I'm not sure…how about we get fried larvae instead.

Brando: OH YES!....ehm I mean yah that, that uh sounds good.

(Leafow and Brando get to insectoid land, although insectoid land usually consist of tribes sometimes insectoids from other places like to take up recently defeated tribe lands for two reasons, one being to make sure the government can't take it over and shrink their living space even more than it already was, the second reason is that its profitable for multiple tribes in the area because multiple people will go their and use it to create a market, people who run the stores find it hilarious every time a government agent tries to come there and ask for them to let them have the land because usually those government agents don't make it back out and well there isn't much the government can do about it)

Brando: you know how I was talking about be lactose intolerant earlier, well that's one of the reasons why I really like to eat larvae because they have a lot of the same texture of dairy products, not to mention it's high in protein.

Leafow: hmhm I got something that's like milk and is high in prot-Oh gods that was a bad joke I'm sorry

Brando: oh someone's feeling a little confident today aren't they don't tell me you have feelings for me now 🤣.

Leafow: please you're making me embarrassed let's just act like I didn't even say anything.

Brando: sure I'll just file this in my mind for later 🤣, but I do wonder how that insane skunk is doing right now, I could care less if I don't see him alive at school tomorrow but still I have a big enough heart to hope he changes and then I can forgive him.

(Meanwhile…)

Gollae: I'll give you this you do indeed seem to care a lot about your hygiene…you would do good in my taxidermy room, but I'm still willing to help in changing you for the better after all why should probably look at me as creepy and be a little scared of me but not you why should you be nice on the eyes and creepy that doesn't work for you NOoooo if you're gonna be nice looking I might as well help you be nice as well, you see where I'm coming from?

swadēgo: I am a nice person though I'll admit though I might have a problem I might be obsessed with Brando but that doesn't make me bad, also thanks for the tea and briskets, I thought you were gonna be way more mean when you were bringing me here.

Gollae: yeah I get that a lot…well the whole I'm more nicer than I seem thing at least, I'm no Beastar but every bit does help, after all you aren't exercising a “I ate meat now I'm evil for some reason” situation, no you seem to be obsessed with an idea of a person have you ever sat there and think it's too much work to go after someone who isn't trying to go for you as well, you should look for some who wants you, I'm not saying be a sitting duck and wait because that can be problematic too but maybe try to get to know some other people and become their friend first would be more realistic 

swadēgo: but I just want love now I don't want to wait.

Gollae: let's try something, while you were tied up I actually printed out some pictures of Bombardier beetles, I just want to see if you can tell the difference and find Brando out of these.

swadēgo: well that's easy it's clearly…uh well it's actually th-mm no not that one, don't worry I'll find him know my love…aha clearly it's this one.

Gollae: my good friend, that's an elderly Bombardier beetle that died two years ago, you know what, here I'll give you three pictures now. Let's see if you can choose.

swadēgo: oh now it easy it's clearly the middle one.

Gollae: wrong again it was a trick none of them were Brando, so that gets me wondering do you actually like Brando or do you just like Bombardier beetles, if I were to show you some of my acquaintances that are Bombardier beetles how would you act, would you like to test it out, matter a fact let's do it in a show like form have you ever seen those blind date type shows where you are behind a wall and three contest give a reason they want you, why don't we do that I actually find 2 Bombardier beetle and on other person from a different species that like you and you have to choose one based of how they sound and not look first, if you end up with the other species person and have one date that doesn't go well we could possibly lean towards you only being attracted to Bombardier beetles which could be an underlying fetish or an actual preference 

swadēgo: do you always think this much?

Gollae: yes I do, it's fun to me, thinking about possibilities and scenarios then testing your own skills to see if you can match up with your brain’s innate ego is fun because it first humbles you making you realize how you stand up to your ego’s image of yourself, but also challenges you to be as good as yours ego while learning and understanding the process which makes you less arrogant and more knowledgeable

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Zep saw Reg and in seconds got to the extremely tall ant’s shoulder 

Ready for another day at work big guy (zep forgot to slow down his words)

What did you say little man?

Oh sorry big man I was asking if you are ready for another day at work.

Haha yes of course I am, as for you little guy I assume you are ready to give another speedy delivery of materials to the crew when needed. 

Oh yes of course I am.

(Foga finally makes his way up to Reg’s shoulder)

phew! Finally up here how's it going team.

(Zep crawls over to Foga passing over the back or Reg’s neck which causes a little shiver up Reg)

Sorry big man forgot your sensitive hope I didn't hit too much of a nerve, how's it going boss.

Eh you know good same old same old, I'm still working on that treehouse project something to tower even the mantis’s tree, I know so stereotypical or me being a leaf cutter ant

Well boss in my opinion it's very important to keep some of our old nature alive 

(Reg nods in agreement)

Eh I guess you two are right but still I don't like being called leafy or geeny or grass for brains it gets annoying.

(Zep goes on his tippy toes as he makes Foga look at him) 

Don't listen to them boss, we ants are the smartest bugs around and we get the job done.

(A bee flies by laughing and mocking him)

Hahaha “smartest bugs Alive” I don't think so, that goes to us bees, you're good for nothing but construction heck I can't even tell the difference between you and termites.

(Zep almost leaps off Reg’s shoulder but Foga holds him back) 

Easy man easy what happened to not letting them get under our skins

Haha boss he didn't get under my skin…he got under my exoskeleton now let me at him.

No Zep bad Zep we don't attack the things that can sting us remember even if they have a 50 50 chance of killing themselves in the process….

(Foga decides to convince Zep to calm down in a slight different way, he turns Zep around and lowers his voice in a smooth tone) 

After all Zep you know you have a VERY special job after to do for me after work today~, it's been awhile since we had some quality time~ (Foga slide his finger down Zep’s chest)

(Zep’s brain basically took a second to buffer before he understood) Huh?....OOOOOOHHH…oh~ hehe alright I'll behave for you boss, I don't want to lose this special job we do together~

(The bee with a WTF Face then flies away)

(Reg stops and bends down to let Foga and Zep down) 

We're at the work site now guys

(Foga finally lets go of Zep)

Zep you know what to do let's get to it.

(Zep shakes his head filing the other thoughts for later)

Y-yeah right work stuff okay let's get to it I guess I'll get all the manual tools and equipment up in front so you can make sure everything is still here once we're all suit up we'll go from there, correct boss?

Correct Zep alright let's get to it

(After a long day of work Zep and Foga ride on Reg's shoulder for a couple blocks before getting off to go and do their “special hang out” session they wave bye to Reg and go into an insectoid Territory friendly “spicy hotel” and get a room)

I don't want you to hold back speedy, make me feel like your the boss or else I'll power bottom you till your dry~

(Zep nose bleeds)

Oh shoot sorry I didn't mean to come off so aggressive I mean what am I even thinking you're probably hungry we need to get some energy in us before we do anything right little guy.

Y-yeah uh I think that might be good boss wooof you are a whole different type of freaky when we're alone haha.

Guilty as charged Zep but you like it haha. 

So what are we gonna order, boss and is it included with the hotel or do we need to pay for it?

Oh don't worry about the money I'll pay for it if needed, you know all I want for payment from you is your love, devotion, and intimacy.

You just don't like being a boss all the time lol.

Oh my God yesss like can you believe how hard it is for me to be all demanding all the time and possibly be scolded by the higher ups if something goes wrong, if I'm gonna be any type of demanding outside of work I want to do it in a fun way that's why I only like to be a submissive bottom or a power bottom it's like relaxing in a fun way or working but if I'm working I'm gonna work in a fun way, now how about we pick something off this menu.

I can tell you probably been waiting patiently all day for this, listen if you can't wait we can just get to it I'm fine I promise.

No no no Zep baby I'm not having my favorite top be tired halfway in you might be fast but you also need a lot of food to stay that way I know you better than you think.

I love y-wait, don't you have a wife!?

yeah but it's fine because we're poly and she knows I'm not fully straight she knows I'm Omni and stuff, she actually let me know earlier that she would be in the guest bedroom with her girlfriend tonight so I said I might as well bring us here while she and her girlfriend can have the house to themselves for the night.

Oh-okay as long its fine I gue- (gets kissed by Foga) 

Mff~ oh yeah it's fine but not as fine as you, god you make it so hard to resist you but come on let's order something quickly I'm getting restless~

Hahaha okay uh let's see I think I want the Rhinoceros beetles legs and a side of grubs.

Ooh that sounds good and energizing for my boy toy…sorry I can't stop flirting with you it's so hard, uh I digress I think for myself I'll hmmm I'll get the same why not.

(A little while goes by and then room service knocks)

Ah thank you very mu-

(Rhinoceros beetle worker) yeah no problem also don't worry I'm not offended that you got the legs my brother was always a big ass hole anyways he deserved it

Y-your brother you're just fine with serving his legs?

Listen to be honest if it wasn't this I was probably gonna challenge him to a consensual fight to the death back at my tribe. But luckily my chef buddy managed to get the damn bastard to go in the freezer and get locked inside…. well here's your food have a great ol time at the sweaty flie hotel where we serve you so you can serve your partner.

(They leave when Foga takes the food, Foga and Zep just sits there staring at each other in awkward silence after hearing what the worker said then Zep breaks the silence)

You know I wonder if their names are Cain and Abel haha.

Okay you little goofball I think it's time we eat.

(They take their time eating their meal occasionally touching antennas sensing each other’s mood to see how things are going)

Mmm that was actually pretty good.

Only makes it better because I was watching you Zep.

Okay I get it I get it you're obsessed with me hahaha.

Oh quiet you little piece of beef cake you I could just swallow you whole with how good you look.

Mmm I get you can but I know there's something else you want to swallow instead~.

…. give

Huh?

I want the D#ck and I need it now after you just teased me like that~.

Wow okay you can't hold back any longer huh.

You don't know how badly I want to tie you upside down and just go to town on your “disco stick” I want my saliva to be mixed with another more sticky liquid that I love getting from you.

WOW okay okay let me stretch first at least I don't want to pull a muscle or something while we do this extreme extra curricular activity lol.

Good thinking okay I'll join you in stretching.

….we could jazzercise. 

Hahahahahaha no no no I think we'll have enough dancing after these stretches ... .sorry wait are you not in the mood or something or am I reading it wrong because that was a strange thing to say even for you.

Well Foga I may…have forgotten how it

feels to well have s#x and I kinda feel like a virgin again because of it

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(Sitting on the bean bag chair next to their mother on their phone is Velvet, Scarlet (Velvet’s mother) is sitting on their luxurious chair resembling a throne with her 4 arms Cross tapping their own shoulder as they look at Velvet a little irritated with them)

Velvet: I can practically feel your eyes burning into the side of my neck mother.

Scarlet: oh I wonder why maybe it's because your not looking at me when I'm trying to talk to you 

Velvet:( dramatic sets their phone down on the side of them with a sigh, and stares at their mom with exaggerated wide eyes) what is it that you want mom hm? I'm kinda busy.

Scarlet: OH YEAH YOUR LOOKING REAL BUSY PLAYING CANDY CRACK ON THAT DAMN PHONE ON YOURS….(breaths in and out calming themselves down) I'm getting too old to have my blood boiling but I swear you kids have no respect these days. Which reminds me, the reason why I call you into my room wasn't so you can sit on your damn bean bag that you had sense you were a damn kid and ignore me no I called you in because as you know I'm getting old I only have about 10 to may 30 good year left in me if I'm lucky, now despite my frustration with you sometimes I can acknowledge that you still do you job and you do it well, but being said today is your suitor day you will not be inside the mansion today for the way this works is that your gonna actually be going on the mission with the one I have picked for you…or should I say the ones you will be picking for either i pick and you deal with it or you can go on various missions with the capos you rule over whichever one you and I agree upon will be your mate for when I inevitably die so the blood line goes on. 

Velvet: ooookay….but why do I have to go on a mission with them I mean isn't my whole rule to you know basically tell them what to do with so they and their soldiers do the work and I only step in if needed.

Scarlet: yes that's what you normally do BUT this is to make sure your pick and you are competent to stay in your position or else I'll make your younger sister the successor if she proves to be better at both your job and picking a mate, if that does happen you and your choice will be disowned if your not already dead from your mission.

Velvet: (gulps in worried feelings but tries to hide it) uh yeah sure no problem mah I got you I'll find the best suitor for the mission and I and they won't let you down (Velvet gets up rigidly from her bean bag filled with nervousness).

Scarlet: oh come on hunny I can see your nervousness from a mile away show some confidence in yourself and your captain in mind I didn't raise a wimpy blood sucker did I!?

Velvet: OF COURSE NOT I…I uh I can handle it I promise.

Scarlet: now let's see the list of things that are needed….hmm….ok so you can decide to this mission I'm giving or another one that you all already have working up on, but this mission is a standard supply restocking for our base, I need The Blood of the people Blood bank drained of most if not all of the blood so we have enough to survive through the winter, understood?

Velvet: b-but that's the biggest blood bank in the city? It will take all the hands we have just to get even close to what you want, mother.

Scarlet: Do you think I don't know? It will be fine my mah when I was younger had me do it with my mate and we were successful if your anywhere close to being the chop off the old block you'll do fine I know I did, and guess what we didn't have fancy tools and technology like you all do now, heck we got our own fleet of helicopters and trucks we got connections around the city with people who work on trains and stuff we got some favors to cash into as well heck I basically set you up to be more then successful if your capable enough, heck extra points if you bring back some living blood sacks if you know what I mean.

Velvet: you want civilians too!?

Scarlet: Listen, it doesn't matter who you get, take down some police and bring them back for a feast if that makes you feel any better instead of innocent civilians.

Velvet: okay I get it….okay but truthfully are you willing to tell me how much blood you got when you did it.

Scarlet: 5 Olympic size pools and I captured 40 civilians, I am the reason why we go by the name of Yara-ma-yha-who, before me the family wasn't even known we were just another faceless mafia, and if you get to being anywhere close to it or even better you and your partner will get tattoos of our symbol to officially seal your success of being well the successors.

Velvet:....(Sighs) Damn it, I really do like tattoos, fine. I'll get started by informing the capos then looking for those connections you are talking about and see what plan we can get cooking up for your approval.

Scarlet: That's my girl, come back with a plan to show me as soon as possible but don't rush it if that makes sense.

(Velvet goes to gather all the capos and let them know what's happening)

Velvet: alright you brick head males today is OUR day and I say our because apparently today is like my day to prove to my mom I'm a capable successor, and to do so I got to complete a mission with you capos and choose which one I like the most by the end to be my mate.

(Sounds of chatter fill the room except for Crimson who is a capo stands there still trying to listen to what Velvet is saying)

Velvet: QUIET DOWN!....as I was saying this is a big mission not for just for me and the lucky guy to be picked but for all of you even if your not chosen for we are robbing the same but blood bank that my mom did long ago that gave us our name, that being said we have a lot to consider and big shoes to fill, I'm gonna honest with you all, I don't know if I will like any of you but at the end of the day one of you will be chosen because I will not let me little sister take the title of becoming my mom's successor heck she doesn't even control any of you capos yet she wouldn't know what to do, so if any I'm doing a favor for mom and my sister by making sure we succeed, now let's get our plan together this is gonna be a long week maybe even month but we'll figure this out, this is your time to prove to me and my ma that your competent to be capos, once we get this plan together make sure your soldiers are ready and informed to a T, now someone grab a note book to write down our plan.

(They all gather around and start to think)

Velvet: alright Verdict you got the notebook so you'll be taking the notes I assume 

Verdict: yes ma'am I'm ready.

Velvet: already y'all my mother told me this will take all we got, which means all our trucks, cars, helicopters, and whatever else we got, ma also said we got some favors to cash in on plus some connections in the train industry, I'm not sure how we could use the trains yet but we shouldn't overlook it. 

Nigel: Are these passenger transport trains or like itam transport trains?

Velvet: (sighs) one moment (text's her mother) “mom is the trains passenger transport or item transport like box carts or whatever they're called”…(Velvet receives a text saying “both”) (Velvet tells the others) mom said both she said we got connections to both, why?

Nigel: if I remember from old news reports from when your mother did it they captured civilians to eat too correct?

Velvet: yes bu-

Crimson: I believe hijacking or getting civilians might be too risky…oh uh sorry ma’am I didn't mean to interrupt you.

Velvet:uh…no it's uh fine just don't do it again on purpose I understand accidentally but don't do it on purpose, but yeah I was gonna say that anyways, but despite our concerns about that my mom really wants to at least capture some people so we could eat something fresh, I personally believe we go for police or few civilians the reason I don't want to do civilians though is because whatever bribes my mom has going on around town with the officials or whoever mostly with get broken and which means the streets might be more hostile for us, I'm not saying we're wimps and can't handle ourselves but more people looking the other way or not caring is probably for the best.

Verdict: Speaking about “the best”, what are we gonna do about our state’s beast star? They might get connected when people find out we're robbing the blood bank.

Velvet: the BeAsT StAR is one person we out match then even if he's good he can't possibly beat us all up without help, and the sense we're already accounting for police or other armed forces even if the beast star shows he will just be another slight annoyance…. although hmmm maybe we want him to come I bet my mom would love it if we capture the beast star, she might even count him for several civilians if she's nice enough which means maybe the count of people we need might be smaller that's something I'll have to ask her, we can get back to that idea later when we are better planned out, alright let's start with what we have helicopters, cars and trucks, we can probably hijack anything we need too if needed.

Nigel: We should probably not use the helicopters to bring things straight back if we can help it but instead take it to a secondary point in the City where we can put the blood in the cars and trucks because they will probably be Less suspicious

Crimson: but how will we lose the trial of the police if they decide to follow us with their own helicopters or anything they can track the helicopters with? Another question is what will be the police main priority to destroy us or to get the blood back safely to the bank if they can.

Velvet: that's a good question but how could we influence their decision and which one would be worse for us, I feel like common sense say they would be more delicate if they have to bring back blood to the bank but that might mean they'll be on higher alert and maybe more likely to shoot us quicker or do whatever to keep the blood safe or get it back.

Verdict: what if we get some moles in their police force or maybe try to corrupt politicians to change laws that might favor us during the escape or just select our politicians in office by rigging elections.

Velvet: do we even have enough time for that? We gotta get this done by the first day of winter. How much time do we have again?

Nigel: well its the middle of June I think we got enough time the elections happen pretty early by then we can have everything else ready or prepare to be ready.

Velvet: alright yeah let's keep that in mind. Hmmm We could maybe use one or two or a couple of helicopters or something else as a distraction while we use the majority of them for the actual robbing.

Crimson: this is obviously a good start but what if they do something really unexpected that we stupidly fall for like what if they do something so obviously stupid we think it can't be a trap but it is one.

Velvet: well if that did fucking happen then…I'm gonna be honest they probably earned it if we are so dumb to fall for something so dumb then we deserve to end up dead or arrested.

Nigel: yeah I agree we would have to have an iq of 50 to be dumb enough to fall for it.

Verdict: lol imagine we did fall for it because an unsuspecting person here was a mole.

Velvet: ugh don't get me started on that I'd probably kill myself their and then if that was the case I ain't gonna let a mole have the feeling of defeating me and bringing me in after something so dumb being the cause of it.

Crimson: but if they planned it out to seem dumb wouldn't that become a paradox making it not dumb and actual-

Velvet: OKAY let's stop talking about that. Do you think we made good progress today or do we need to go over this more tomorrow or something?

Nigel: I'm fine continuing this tomorrow I should probably get my soldiers ready for training.

Crimson: y-yeah I agree.

Verdict: well I'm fine with it too.

Velvet: sounds good to me, you're all dismissed, have a good day.

Verdict: I got to ask you something.

Nigel: Me too.

Velvet: fine choose a number from 1-10 closest I'll talk to first 

Verdict: 5

Nigel: 7

Velvet: yeesh you were both close it was 6 guess I'll flip a coin, heads with be verdict, tails will be Nigel let's see who I'm gonna talk to first (the coin flips on heads) alright Verdict your first