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Being a Goddess was never easy, sure you were worshiped and praised by humans. The offerings, the summoning, all that fancy stuff, you dealt with it everyday.

It only made sense as you were the Goddess of Peace and Healing, with those came the association of fertility. That wasn't so bad you guessed.

The night was dark and quiet as you sat crisscrossed in the grass, the warm wind blowing as you were sitting down meditating. It was something that helped clear your mind and focus. That didn't last that long however as you felt something hit your head from above.

Opening one eye you looked to see a coin. A gold one at that. Another offering you had assumed as you held the coin, you never liked gold, you were more of a silver.

One of the many things that seemed misunderstood when humans attempted to giver offerings.

May not be your favorite but you'll accept it. This time…and the next…and…okay you won't turn down the offerings.

You let out a soft hum standing up, your gaze connecting with the stars.

“Excuse me?” a voice called out, you turned to see a boy…no a man, a young one at that standing a few bits away from you. He had wings it seemed, blonde hair too. “Can I help you?” your voice was soft as you spoke.

“My name is Tommy, My father has sent me to ask for help to heal his birds.” “His birds?” “Yes ma'am…one is very sick, the first one he ever made, the crows are immortal but not invincible.”

“May I ask who your father is?” You asked carefully “My father is Philza, God of Birds and Life, my mother is Kristen, Goddess of Death, I am Tommy, God of Mischief and Comedy” “...Alright lead the way” you nodded agreeing to lend your assistance.

Once you arrived at the home of Philza you allowed Tommy to walk in first, then you stepped foot in the home. It was very nice, gave a very home-like feel to it, you could tell this was definitely owned by a family.

“Dad! I brought (Y/N) to help” Tommy called out as the God of Life himself appeared before you, a sick crow in hand.

“You have no idea how much this means to me...” Phil spoke, feeling grateful for your presence. “May I see the bird?” you questioned softly as Phil handed over the crow. You hummed softly, holding the bird close as you closed your eyes.

Tommy and Phil watched intently as the crow came back from sickness right before their eyes. A few moments later a opened your eyes, the crow now up and active as if he was new.

“Here you are Phil” You smiled as the crow happily flew onto his shoulder. “Thank you (Y/N), I am forever in your debt for what you've done for me today” “Its nothing, honestly, I quite enjoy helping animals, one of my favorite creatures to heal” you smiled.

The door behind you opened, “Hey Phil have you-” Techno froze in his place as you turned around and connected eyes with him. Technoblade. The Blood God.

You hated him. Oh did you hate the piglin in front of you. All he did was hurt and kill others causing bloodshed and pain. The exact opposite of what you stand for.

Techno on the other hand perked up upon seeing you. His tail swayed quickly. “Oh Um…Hello…” Techno spoke only to meet your glare before you scoffed, pushing past him and walking out the door.

The room went quiet. Techno turning towards the door in confusion. Tommy spoke up “What was that about..?”

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“What the hell was that about?” Tommy questioned looking up at a Technoblade as the piglin was still facing the door.

“I have no idea, I've never interacted with her in my life…and I've been around a long time.” Techno commented as he turned to Phil and Tommy.

“She seemed very offended that you were here” Phil chuckled, taking a seat on his couch as his crow happily rested on his shoulder. “Yet no idea why” Techno hummed, taking a seat on the adjacent couch.

“So what were you gonna tell me Technoblade?” Phil questioned, his eyes looking towards the piglin. “Oh! yeah I was gonna ask if you've seen my sword around here anywhere, I think i left it here by mistake one day, its not at my house.” Techno spoke

“Uh…I'm not entirely sure but we can check” Phil looked up to see techno seemingly in deep thought. “Technoblade you there buddy” Tommy spoke waving a hand  of the piglins face. “Huh, oh yeah I’m good just…..thinking about my sword..”

“Uh huh…what do you need it for?....You're not getting into another fight are you?” Phil questioned arms crossed as he was seated across from the piglin.

“Phil, that's like asking if im a piglin, I always have a fight or duel coming up one way or another” Techno chuckled. “Right…who are you fighting this time?” Phil questions motioning for Tommy to go grab Technoblades sword.

Tommy rolled his eyes as he went down the hall to grab it.

“I’m fighting that one human, what's his name…uh… Nico? Yeah him!” Techno smiled as Phils face dropped. “Techno are you fucking stupid?! You're gonna fight the ONE and ONLY human known to be able to beat gods in a fight?!”

“Calm down Phil, I’m Technoblade THE blood god, I’m undefeated there’s no way I'll lose” “But you could get really hurt!” Phil countered as Techno shrugged him off, “I’m Technoblade Phil! I'll be fine, I can't die” “But you can still get hurt!” “Psst as if, I'd like to see that Nico guy try” Techno hummed.

Tommy cleared his throat handing Technoblade his sword. “Ah Thank you Tommy” Techno spoke as he stood up “The challenge is tomorrow, the usual spot at 10” the piglin smiled as he made his way to the door.

“Thanks for having me Phil, I'll see you tomorrow!” Techno spoke as he left the house of the avians.

Phil and Tommy looked at each other both having a very bad feeling about this.

“Tommy, I hate to do this….but go get [Y/N]...” Phil spoke in a sigh, “Yeah…probably for the best..” Tommy agreed as he made his way out the door flying off to find you.

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Seething. You were absolutely seething. Who does that piglin think he is?! Blood God, yeah okay. He could kiss your ass for all you could care. He was an asshole, that's who he was.

This…one sided feud between the two of you started at least a few hundred years ago. Was Technoblade aware of this? No. but that didn't matter apparently.

It started one day when you watched him kill a human. Can you believe that?! He kills! That's all he does. Kill. Create and spread chaos and bloodshed. You hated it!

Not to mention the fight and duels he constantly got into. He gave the name of Gods and Goddesses a bad rep. You had just cooled off, your hand grabbing the door knob of your home before you heard a voice behind you.

“Heyyyyy [Y/N] buddy my friend….we need a favor..” Tommy's voice nervously rang out. You've gotta be fucking kidding me…

You turned around to look at the avian almost knowing what he was about to ask. “Yes Tommy, How may I be of service to you?” you softly asked almost too sweetly.

“Phil…and I have a request, well more so a favor…” Tommy spoke carefully as he fiddled with his fingers, “We would like it if you would accompany us to…Technoblades fight tomorrow, its at-” “Let me stop you RIGHT there Tommy”

You held your hand up as you interrupted him, “While I do respect you and Phil I really do, I would rather watch wet paint try on a fence then watch that….thing fight.” you scolded, turning you back to face the avian.

“But [Y/N]-” “I've said my thoughts Tommy, I want nothing to do with that guy, he's a monster, a beast even, I don't even know how something like him became a god.”

“Please [Y/N] just listen, it's for Phil. Phil really cares about Technoblade and I do too! He's like a brother to me and I don't want to see him get hurt by that Nico guy an-” “Nico?! He's fighting Nico?!” you exclamed turning around, grabbing tommy by the shoulders, “Is he fucking insane?! Doesn't he know-”

It was Tommy's turn to interrupt you, “Believe me Phil tried to talk him out of it but he wont listen. It's his thing you know that's who he is” You released Tommys shoulders with a grumble.

“Fine…I will accompany you to his fight…but I won't promise that I will heal him.” You tsked “He deserves whatever he gets for his stupidity..” your arms crossed as you looked to Tommy who seemed relieved.

“Phil would like to offer you to stay at our home tonight, it's closer, saves you the travel tomorrow, I uh..oh! I'll carry you there so you don't have to walk back to our place. It's quicker” “You don't have to do that Tommy, I'm okay with walking back to yours.” you sighed.

As the two of you walked back Tommy cleared his throat, “So…I have to ask…why do you hate Technoblade so much? I mean once you get to know him he's actually a really nice guy..”

“Well for one, I don't want to know the guy and I have no interest. As for why I don't like him, He goes against EVERYTHING and I mean everything I stand for, he hurts and kills, I have to clean up after him all the time, every time he hurts someone I have to be the one to heal that person that he has no regard for! I hate it” you huffed as Tommy looked to you in thought.

“Yknow…the humans do say…what's that phrase uhhh, oh yeah! Opposites attract, ,maybe there's a reason you two are the opposites of each other, maybe there’s something you two are needed for and this is the universe's way of bringing you together” Tommy spoke proud of himself for saying something that was relatively smart.

“Psst Please, there's no reason for us to even be involved with each other...don't tell anyone this but I actually was able to sneak into one of those human libraries and look at their mythology and textbooks of us-”

“Mythology?” Tommy questioned, confused, he was older but still a younger god compared to the rest, “It’s like the human’s version of our stories and how to reach us, like…a biography of us, who we are and our stories” You explained as he nodded understanding the concept.

“Anyways, I snuck into the library and got a peek at our stories, and I found out that it's believed that Technoblade and I are…lovers which in turn makes me feel even more hatred for him.” you grumbled as Tommy let out a giggle

“But that's now his fault, plus how'd you even get into one one of those? Isn't it like…against the rules to look at our literature?” he questioned as you shrugged.

“There's nothing saying we can’t look at it, plus its not like human can see us unless were either summoned or make ourselves visible, we can exaxly be everywhere at once, that why we communicate with the humans via candle majority of the time, it's an easy way to talk to multiple at once” You explained “So why sneak in?” Tommy questioned

“Because if I’m seen then people will hound me over granting them eternal peace or heal their stubbed toe, kiss their papercut…not exactly what I like to do on my friday afternoons..” You chuckled with a shrug as you arrived at Phil’s house.