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    Summary

    My Phone:
    I have something for you.

    Unknown Number:
    oho?

    My Phone:
    pipe down, Santa Claus

    Unknown Number:
    whatever happened to
    “refraining from calling me names”?

    My Phone:
    i doubt calling you “Santa Claus” counts as name calling
    fuck ass freak

    Till receives a virus into his phone via a phishing link scam. But for some reason, the virus messages seem personalized? What crazy bastard asks, “What does your spit taste like? :p”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,488
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
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