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Helluva Boss Presents: Helluva Alternatives

Summary:

What if Blitz left the circus? What if Stolas was evil? What if Loona was Bee's girlfriend? What if M&M met other people? These are all questions that make you wonder what could have been if a certain route was taken instead of another. We are here to view what it would look like if our favorite characters had gone down different paths in life? Welcome to Helluva Alternatives

Chapter 1: Stolitzika AU

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Somewhere in a medium sized apartment complex within a bedroom, located in Lust, Blitzo was asleep in his bed with his partners, Stolas and Verosika; Stolas was on his right side while Verosika was on the left. While the three continued to sleep, an alarm clock went off, causing Blitzo to wake up first before they did; he used his tail to turn off the alarm. At first he wondered why the alarm didn’t wake either one of them up, but he figured it must be because of the rough night of sex that he had with them. His favorite parts included: receiving a double blowjob, eating Stolas’s bird puss nice and rough, how Verosika was topping Blitzo, and when Stolas and Verosika (using a strap on) double teamed him in both of his holes.

Blitzo is in a shared-open relationship with Stolas and Verosika; while he primarily dates them, they are allowed to seek out other partners or have simple one night stands so long as they communicate with each other. They’ve been managing to make this work given the bond that they shared with each other; their bond formed after Blitzo left the Circus around the same time Stolas found a way to legally leave the Goetia Family without consequences, eventually they would run into Verosika who had left home to start her career as a pop star. While it was easy for the three of them to become friends, especially since Blitzo and Stolas already had a shared history, he and Verosika would start to fall in love with him as time went on.

He got out of bed before they did and headed for the kitchen to make breakfast since it was his turn to cook today. While he was getting the kitchen ready, he looked at the five photos; one where Blitzo is taking Stolas away from his wedding on a horse; the second one had him and Verosika singing karaoke; the third one was the three of them taking a picture in their first apartment together; the fourth one involved them on a date at Ozzies; and the last one involved the three of them together in bed with Stolas and Verosika asleep while Blitzo took the picture. He shared a lot of wonderful memories with them, enjoying every bit of it. Although, he does wonder what his best friend, Fizzaroli, and his sister, Barbie Wire were up to.

 

As he started making breakfast, he received a text from one of his employees for his security company about a client wanting to hire them in Sloth for a drug run in two weeks; the client would be willing to provide a huge down payment. Blitzo’s company focused on body guarding work for any and all travels to Earth, primarily for Succubus demons who are famous pop stars and models but he also takes other clients that deal in spreading drugs among humans so long as it’s legal . He’s also been thinking about expanding his business by taking assassination contracts for Sinners who have felt wronged after they died but he’s still thinking about it and making sure that Asmodeaus would accept such an amendment to the contract that comes with his Asmodian Crystal.

“Good morning,Blitzy.” Stolas and Verosika said at the same time, the two of them laying on the side of the door in their bathrobes, somewhat exposing their naked bodies. They would then walk up toward Blitzo, getting right behind him; Verosika on the left, while Stolas is on the right.

“Good morning, Ver, Stoley. I’m surprised that you two are awake after our rough and sexy night.” Blitzo said to them. He would lean in and give them both passionate kisses.

“We were asleep.” Verosika said as she placed her hand around Blitzo’s face.

“But we couldn’t help but wake up from this marvelous breakfast that you’re making.” Stolas said, placing his hand on Blitzo’s check

Verosika said “Maybe after we’re done eating breakfast, you could give us another round.

Stolas said “In the shower.”

Blitzo said “I think I can arrange that for us.” He then pulled them both in to give them passionate kisses. He then went back to making breakfast; he was heading for the fridge to get eggs; but not before he gave Stolas and Verosika slaps on their butts.

The two of them decided to do things around the house while breakfast was being made. While Verosika would make coffee for the three of them and water their plants around the apartment, Stolas would get the table ready for breakfast and take care of Blitzo’s bed; he would take off the sheets and cover, place them in the washing machine, and add on new sheets and covers for the bed. Eventually, Blitzo would have breakfast ready for them; which consisted of scrambled eggs, demonic bacon, red pancakes, and fruit salad. The three sat at the table, prepared their plates and started eating. While they were eating, Verosika decided to turn on the television to see if there was anything good on Lust News Channel 37; that was the channel that was known for celebrity sex scandals and she wanted to know if she saw anyone that she knew.

“I still don’t understand why you watch this channel, Verosika.” Stolas said, raising an eyebrow, after he finished his eggs.

Verosika said as she’s drinking her coffee “Because I want to see if my competition is on it. Especially that bitchy plagiarist, Valencia Faraday.”.

Blitzo asked while eating his pancakes “Was that the one that tried to copyright your outfit or the one that you got into a drunk fist fight with?”.

Verosika clarified “The former. The latter you’re thinking of is Illusia; she’s the one that hates my songs but she doesn’t copy off of me.”

 

Blitzo then noticed the mail slot near the front door opening, meaning the mailman had brought them the mail. He said “The mail is here early.” He got up from his table and decided to see what it was. Most of it was just junk mail

Verosika asked “Is there anything for me there?.

Blitzo said, giving Verosika a letter that's addressed to her.“Just the usual junk mail from Greed ring; the one that involves being a singer for Mammon.” He threw the rest away since none of it was important.

Stolas asked “Are you still waiting for a reply from BBS Records?”. He then took a sip of his coffee.

Verosika pouted “Of course I am, why wouldn't I? I want to know the result of the competition.”.

Stolas said “Because the competition was a week ago and they said you wouldn’t hear back from them in two months.”.

Blitzo said “Calm down, Verosika. I’m sure they’re going to pick you. You’re the best pop star in all of Lust.”

Verosika said with a smile on her face “Yeah, you’re right. I just don’t want to lose to those Glam Sisters.”

Stolas asked “Which one were the Glam Sisters again?”

Blitzo said “The snatches that couldn’t keep their mirror shtick together.”

Stolas said “Oh right, now I remember them.” He also remembered that they called him a racial slur for bird demons as well.

Just then a person knocked on their door and said “I got a special delivery for Stolas.” Stolas wasn’t expecting anything and decided to go check and see what it was. It was another mailman but he had a folder addressed to him while also holding a clipboard. “Sign here.” Stolas looked at the document on the clipboard, reading everything on it to make sure it wasn’t some kind of trick, and signed it.

“What is it?” Blitzo asked while Stolas opened the folder, which contained a letter from the Goetia family.

“It's nothing. Just another “opportunity” from the Goetia Family to return home.” Stolas said after he read the letter; he then threw it away in the garbage.

Verosika said “Another one? How long have they been asking you to come back?”

Stolas explained as she sat back down “A few weeks now. They contacted me through Asmodeus but I've been able to turn them down. According to Asmodeus, I'm too valuable to his interest to be taken back to the Goetia Family anytime soon.

“Do you think they'll try to force you to come back?” Blitzo asked with a worried, slightly angry tone of voice.

Stolas said “It's possible. While I believe there are some who do not want that, since my leaving the family opened enough doors for others to get power that the other side would believe would balance things out. However, I’ve made it clear that I have no interest in coming back.”

Blitzo said “If you want, I can always ask one of my employees to take care of you while you’re at work. I can even ask Millie to look after you if you like.”

Stolas said “I appreciate that, Blitzy, but I’ll be alright. I have a plan for this just in case. I always assumed that one day the Goetia Family might want me back for whatever ridiculous reason.”

“And what would that be?” Verosika asked. She and Blitzo knew that Stolas was powerful to a certain extent but he didn’t really know how to fight anyone.

Stolas said “Let's just say I’d rather keep that to myself for now. If that’s alright. I know we don’t keep secrets from each other but the plan I do have requires it just in case anything goes wrong. But I can tell you that I’ve informed Asmodeaus about it and I believe that it will work.”

Blitzo said “If you say so. But I’m still giving you one of my company’s tracking devices just in case. That way if they do try something, like taking you, I’ll know where you’ll go and my team can go in guns blazing. Nobody is taking my thirsty owl away from me, just like nobody's taking my succulent succubus away either.” He placed his right hand on Stolas’s hand while he placed his left hand Verosika’s hand.

“And nobody is taking away our strong, sexy, big dick imp away from us either.” Verosika said as her face turned red.

Stolas said as he was blushing red too “Indeed.”

“Now why don’t we finish up our breakfast, have some shower sex, and get ready for our afternoon on the town.” Blitzo said with an excited voice. This encouraged Verosika and Stolas to finish their breakfast as fast as possible.

After finishing breakfast and having brief shower sex, the threesome got changed for their afternoon on the town.

The first thing they did was shop for new clothes at a place called Busty Babewear. Verosika wanted to look for outfits for her upcoming concert in the Wrath ring; she needed something that spelled western while also being sexy. The first outfit was a puffy pink dress with too many bows on it; Stolas and Blitzo gave it a thumbs down. The second outfit was an all black, gothic western attire that was meant to make you look like a bounty hunter; while Blitzo was open to the idea, he didn’t think it would fit Verosika’s overall style; Stolas thought the outfit looked disgusting and suggested that she get something else. The last outfit was a simple cow pattern bra, white jacket with golden stars around it, blue jean shorts, dark brown high heel boots, a rope, and a brown hat with a silver star on it. Stolas and Blitzo gave it their approval. Since she wanted to get a deal off buying the outfit, she had Stolas and Blitzo get their own outfits. Stolas picked out black suit and pants that came with a gray shirt, red tie, and fake glasses; the theme of this outfit was meant to be a sexy gambler. Blitzo picked out a velvet, white, and black showgirl outfit that came with a blonde wig; he wanted “sexy horse” outfit but that didn’t cover the deal Verosika could get upon purchase

The second place that they went to a sexy theater to see a play called “ “; it’s a play based on a popular romcom from Earth that has become really popular in Hell. While Stolas and Verosika were enjoying it from a romantic standpoint, Blitzo simply watched it because it was there; he didn’t understand why it was so popular since it was all about an over dramatic romance that could have easily been resolved by shooting the rival lover and robbing the rich asshole family. However, he saw that his two lovers were enjoying it and made as much of an effort to enjoy it like they did.

Their third destination was a horse convention that was in the Crystal Stadium. There were horses from the Wrath ring that Blitzo wanted to see that were going to be competing in an upcoming race in the Pride ring. At the same time, he wanted to see all the different kinds of horses, take pictures of them, and ride one if given the chance. While they were there, the came across a raffle contest for three horse related prizes; first prize was being able to rent a horse for a month; second prize was a matching set of three different horse costumes that come from a famous horse jockey that arrived in hell; third prize was a 200 soul gift card to a horse store in the Wrath ring called My Gigantic Fire HorseMart. He had Verosika and Stolas enter the raffle with him so he/they could increase their chances. Later, around the time they were about to leave the convention, he found out that he managed to get second place; while he wanted to get first place, he was able to live with getting the horse costumes since he can not only sleep in them in his spare time but also use it for sex stuff. Stolas and Verosika have always wondered why Blitzo has this fixation on horses but they’ve been getting used to it very slowly for his sake; plus, his knowledge of horses have been applied in the bedroom, easily sending them to pleasure town, both when he’s alone with one or when he’s taking care of both.

Lastly they would have dinner at a place called "Demon On A Plate”; their meals specialized in serving their meals on demons for them to eat off of;they were also allowed to bring the demon home with them but that would cost extra. Verosika ordered a sushi platter served on a male succubus with a six pack and a mustache; Stolas ordered a salad dish with beelze-mustard served with a dark purple, muscular baphomet;Blitzo ordered a cheese spaghetti plate served on a curvy trans female imp with light blue hair. Once they were served their meals, they would eat them like “normal” while also giving off sexual signs to each of the demons served on their plates, rizzing them up so that they’ll be ready to fuck them back at home; it was also a game between Blitzo, Stolas, and Verosika to see who had the best “game” among others.
After they finished their meals, they placed their credit cards in a hat to see who would be paying for dinner. They had their waiter shack up the hat for a bit and he pulled out a card. It was Blitzo's credit card, much to his disappointment; however, Verosika and Stolas agreed to cover the tip.

The rest of the night would be an orgy room filled with paddles, whips, strap-ons, and horse related items. Just another Saturday night.

The next morning,Blitzo found himself asleep on his bed with the trans female imp he took home. As he got up to use the bathroom, he noticed Stolas asleep on the couch with the muscular baphomet demon he brought home. He took a quick peek into Verosika's room and she was still asleep on top of the male succubus she brought home. Before he could head back to bed, he heard someone knocking at the door; he didn’t know who it was so he decided to go see who it was. He looked through the peephole and saw a female hellhound wearing gothic attire.

“Excuse me, are you Blitzo?” The female hellhound asked.

“Who wants to know?” Blitzo asked her, being somewhat suspicious if this was sent by the Goetia family to get Stolas back

She said “My name is Loona. Fizzaroli sent.”.

“Fizz? How's he doing?” Blitzo said, surprised to hear Fizz’s name since he hasn’t seen him in a long time.

Loona said “He's in the hospital.”. This caught Blitzo by surprise.

After waking everyone up and sending off their plate demons with a quick goodbye breakfast, Blitzo, Stolas, and Verosika went to the hospital in Sloth, using Verosika’s car; Loona would take them to the hospital that he was staying in. While she didn’t give Blitzo all the details about what happened, she did tell him that there was a fire at the Imp Circus that caused a lot of the staff to get hurt.

“Hey there, Blitzo. It’s good to see you again.” Fizz said, happy to see his friend again.

Blitzo gave Fizz a hug and said “It’s good to see you too, Fizz. I just wish it were under better circumstances.”. He even shed a tear.

Fizz said “I’ve been meaning to come see you again but things just got too busy. And when I finally found a way to make time, this happens. Fizz said, looking at the place where his right arm used to be.

“Fizz, what happened?” Blitzo asked with a concerned look on his face.

Fizz would go on to explain that ever since Blitz left, things started to change drastically for the circus. Since Blitzo left, the circus would go on like normal for a while until it started losing money and employees; some of the employees were inspired to leave after Blitzo left too, since how he left caused others to wake up to how bad things were with Cash. As a result, Cash had to get other performers and staff to replace those that left. While he was able to get top performers, they cost a lot of money and he had to cut corners on the staff by hiring/adopting hellhounds, among them was Loona. While this practice did manage to keep the circus afloat for a while, what many did not know was Cash took out a huge loan from a mafia family in Greed. In order to pay back all the money, he had Barbie Wire run errands with the boss’s son, Moxxie, which involved robbing banks. However, during one of those heists, Barbie, Moxxie, and some guy named Chazz got arrested while Cash got away.

As a result of this, Crimson retaliated against the circus by having it set on fire during one of the shows and killing Cash and countless others. Fizz managed to get away from the fire but an explosion from it caused him to lose his right arm, left leg, and damage his vocal chords; luckily, Loona was there to save him so the damage wasn’t too bad.

Fizz said “And that’s what happened. I wanted to contact you sooner but I’ve been in surgery and recovery for weeks now.”

Blitzo asked “I see. What about my mom; is she here somewhere?”

Fizz explained “She’s fine, Blitzo. In fact, she left the circus about a year ago. I don’t know where she is but she left me those roses while I was still knocked out. I knew it was from her because I recognized the handwritting.”

“Barbie didn’t go with her?” Blitzo asked. He assumed that his mother would have taken Barbie with her if she could and wondered why that wasn’t the case.

Fizz said “She wanted to stay with Cash. I don’t know what happened other than that she left one day. She did tell me to tell you that she’ll be ok and will come looking for you again when the time is right. She wanted me to tell you that she loves you and hope’s you’re living your best life.”

Blitzo asked “Do you know if Barbie is still in jail? Or know the exact name of the crime family she’s affiliated with?”

Fizz said “I don't know. I can assume she's still in Greed but I don't know which city or crime family she might be with if she managed to escape. All I know is the boss's name is Crimson but that’s about it.”

“I’m sorry about this, Fizz. I should have taken you and Barbie with me.” Blitzo said with a guilt ridden look on his face.

Fizz placed his available left hand on Blitzo’s hand and said “Blitzo, we chose to stay. You had the courage to leave and make it on your own. No one blames you for that. Besides, it looks like you’ve got two lucky demons to be with you.” He then looked outside the room, looking at Stolas and Verosika, who were sitting outside.

Blitzo looked back at them with a smile and said to Fizz “You have no idea. They’re amazing.”

Fizz said “Maybe I'll find someone to love me like that one day.”.

Blitzo and Fizz would continue to talk for hours, making up for as much time that they lost as possible. He also introduced him to Stolas and Verosika.He offered him and Loona a place to stay in Lust but Fizz told him not to worry about that since he’ll be staying with a friend that he knows that’s currently living in Gluttony. However, he told Fizz that he’ll stop by again as soon as he’s discharged from the hospital. He also gave him his address in Lust in case he ever wanted to visit. He left Fizz’s room, asked Loona to take care of Fizz, and he, Stolas, and Verosika would leave

Later that night, after they left Sloth, Blitz sat on the couch by himself with a sad look on his face after seeing what happened to his mother, sister and Fizz. He thought to himself about how he wished he could have done something different, if he had simply taken them with him; they may have said no at the time but he still felt at fault. The only silver lining in all of this was the fact that his father was dead. Lucky for him, Stolas and Verosika were there for him; the two of them gave him a hug as he was about to cry.

Somewhere in Greed, outside of a big house in the backyard, Barbie Wire, wearing a dark red suit, was looking at a photo of herself, Blitzo, and their mother. She threw it in a pile of old photos and set it on fire in a chimney. On top of this hill of photos and unwanted items was the dead body of Cash Buckzo and former mob boss Crimson Knolastname.

“So, was that the last photo you have of them?” Moxxie said, walking in on Barbie and wearing a black version of the suit that his father used to wear.

“Yep. What about your photos?” Barbie said.

“Right here. I just wanted to make sure I got it all.” Moxxie said holding the photos and placing them on the pile. He then spit on the corpse of his dead father; Barbie would do the same for her father.

“No going back.” Barbie said before she used a lighter to set the pile on fire. As they were watching this happen, Chazz, Moxxie’s loyal lieutenant, walked in.

He then said to them “They’re waiting for you, boss.”

“I’ll be right there.” Moxxie said, changing his look to an even more serious tone of voice.

Barbie, Chazz, and Moxxie would walk back into the house where all of the sharks loyal to him were waiting for them. Moxxie would sit in the chair where his father used to sit with Barbie standing next to him on the right side of the chair and Chazz. Everyone would watch in fear and awe as Moxxie took his place as leader of the family.

Notes:

And there you have it, my first Helluva Boss AU. Similar to how I do my El Tigre AUs, I will write them as they come to mind with the possibility of each of them being expanded upon if I feel like and if you say that you want to see an expansion.

As this one suggested, this AU revolves around Blitz being in a polycule relationship with both Stolas and Verosika. And just in case you want to know, their canon sexualities are being applied in this AU just like they would in all my Aus; this would mean that Stolas is still Gay while Blitz and Verosika are Pan. Also, the reason I used Blitzo instead of Blitz is because, as you probably could tell, his life didn’t change enough to where he made the O silent in the original timeline. Unfortunately I had to make Barbie Wire and Moxxie suffer in this timeline since Blitzo was not in their lives to prevent the paths that they went down on. Plus, I was ambiguous about his mother since I’m waiting for GhostFer’s, thank Cartoon Universe for me using the title like that, or other episodes to give us more context on her. (Side Note GhostFer's didn't provide anything that I could use so I'll probably have to wait until season 3 or 4 gives us something.)

What Au’s would you all like to see?

Chapter 2: Blitzika Au

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Somewhere in a forest on Earth, Blitz in a human disguise is on the run from a crazy southern woman named Martha. She was the target that a client, Ms. Mayberry, wanted dead after she ruined her life. He was about to kill her but Moxxie got in the way of that, resulting in her and her crazy family being alerted by their presence; they thought they were federal agents sent to arrest them. As he continued to hide, he heard his phone buzz and decided to see who it was real quick. It was his girlfriend, Verosika. Her message said: When you are done with work today, meet me at my apartment . Bring our Asmodean Crystal with you. Blitz quickly responded with “K” before going back to hiding from Martha. She then sent him another text asking him “Which outfit makes me look sexier for an album cover?” She then sent him images of three different outfits: a golden microkini with a sun hat and gold shades; a white dress shirt that showed off her cleavage and belly button, red tie, black mini skirt, and fake glasses; and, a purple gothic western attire that made her look like a bounty hunter. But before he could respond, Martha caught up to him and held him at gunpoint, dropping his phone.

He and Millie, who was also captured and in a human disguise too, were tied up over logs that were about to be set on fire by Martha and her husband, believing that they can get rid of all traces of these “feds”. However, much to her surprise, they were immune to the fire. Blitz explained that their fire doesn't hurt them but he can fake it if that will get her hard. This upset Martha so she just decided to shoot them in the head. But before she could do that, she was shot from behind through her right eye by Moxxie. The husband would run away as a result of this.

Before they went back to Hell, Blitz went back to find his phone so he could respond to Verosika's photos; while he did that, Moxxie decided to take care of something before going back too. He took the time to respond to which outfit that he liked the most before meeting up with M&M; he picked the second image of what he deemed the “naughty school teacher attire”. However, he did say that the bounty hunter outfit came at a close second.

Blitz and Verosika started dating a couple of years ago. It was mostly them going to parties, getting drunk, and being horny. He also did some bodyguard work for her too. Overtime, the two simply became too busy for their usual routines of partying and sex. At the same time, they did have strong feelings for each other.However, what the two failed to see, or were simply unable to say to each other, was that they loved each other. Something prevented them from saying that to each other; it was either Blitz's self hatred that he keeps inside or Verosika’s vindictive nature against those who hurt her. Verosika almost said it but something held her back, almost like saying it was going to lead to a disaster. As a result, they simply remained friends with benefits.

Thanks to their friendship with benefits, Blitz is allowed to use Verosika’s Asmodean Crystal for IMP's business. The conditions for using it were simple to return it to her at any time of her choosing, when she needed it to go to earth, and if she needed someone dead on Earth that impacted her career, or anyone of her fellow performers that were her friends, then they would do it for her while also taking a finders fee from the job.It was easy for him to use it often because she only ever went to Earth by herself once or twice every two to three months. He's been using it more often since Verosika was in rehab for quite a while; although, she was let out early because she was famous enough to get out of it.

After completing the mission on earth and having a brief celebration with the client, Mrs. Mayberry, Blitz went to Lust to meet up with Verosika. While waiting for the Elevator to take him to Lust, he was looking at an article about the recent hospitalization of Prince Stolas and the death of Princess Stella. He didn’t read it but he assumed that this all happened due to some weird attempted murder-suicide plot that involved an affair among the rich. Not that he really cared. Before he could think about it any further, the next ride to Lust was available and he got on board.

Once he arrived in Lust, it didn’t take long for him to get to Verosika’s apartment since it was within walking distance. Her apartment number was 37 and he used a key that she kept hidden and went inside her apartment, only to find it somewhat trashed. At first he thought Verosika might be on a drunk rampage but he noticed that only the unimportant stuff was broken and the mess seemed organized. He eventually came across her hitting a punching bag that had the word exes on it; there were photos of all of her ex boyfriends and girlfriends who dumped her.

“Hey Ver. Are you ok?” Blitz asked, seeing that she was really pissed off.

“No. I’m pissed off. Someone sneaked a camera into my bathroom and took an embarrassing photo of me.” Verosika said after she finished her last punch to

“On the toilet?” Blitzo asked

Verosika explained “Luckily, no. It's a past photo and it was during the time I had the bathroom alone to get ready for that wedding ceremony for that four way couple.”

“Oh yeah, I remember that. Those were the couples who were swingers that hid behind the fact that they were cheating on each other's spouses.”

Verosika thought “Yep. I think it was one of eight of my exes who must have done it. Anyway, I don't suppose you could shoot the demon that did this once I find out who it is and rip their dick or vagina off out of friendship. Or let me do the shooting once I find out which one of them did it.

Blitz said “Uh, I can do that but you’d need to learn how to use it. I’m all for random gun usage but if an accident happens to you then all your fans are going to come after me. And you know how thirsty your fans can be.”

“How hard is it to shoot someone? You make it sound like it’s difficult.” Verosiak said, rolling her eyes a bit

Blitz said confidently “You’d be surprised how hard it is. I make it look easy because I’m amazing at it. Besides, knowing you, you’re better off using knives or a baseball bat. But if you’re that eager to learn how to shoot someone, I’ll at least teach you how to hold and use a regular handgun.”

Verosika said “Thanks. But I still have all this rage inside from this. I need something to let it all out. Hitting the ex punching bag isn't helping and I've already trashed everything worth breaking.”

Blitz said with a smile on his face “Do you want me to fuck your anger away?”

Verosika said with a confident smile on her face “That would help.” She then walked over to the drawer and pulled out a spiked strap on and said “ I’d also like to use the new toy that I bought yesterday.”

“Damn. Alright, I’m into that.” Blitz said, blushing from the size of the strap on.

When it comes to the sex life of Blitzo and Verosika, it never gets stale; even when they just have “regular” sex or simply repeat a certain position, it never gets boring. They always knew how to entertain each other in the sheets. While Blitz did start off as a terrible to average lover, Verosika was able to give him pointers on how to improve his performance in bed, especially whenever they went to orgies; while somewhat hesitant to take her advice, she managed to convince him to give her advice a try to he could find “better” ways to improve on it. Blitz took this to heart and listened to every lesson or extra position a try each time. As a result, Blitz’s performance improved drastically and so was his creative nature in the bedroom; he even managed to form a somewhat positive reputation among some of Lust’s sex workers, primarily the succubuses.

However, despite how close they were when they made love, they still have trouble expressing how much that they feel for each other after it is over. Something was still holding them back from saying how they really loved it; they gave each other the satisfaction of how good they were but not enough to where it could translate as love.

After two hours of passionate-anger sex, Blitz and Verosika would lay on the bed together, sharing a smoke.

“Thanks for doing that. I feel a lot better.” Verosika said after she let out a puff of smoke.

“No problem. What are friends with benefits for?” Blitz said after he placed his smoke in the ashtray.

“I noticed your tongue work has improved.” Verosika said with a proud smile on her face

Blitz said with a confident smile “Yeah, Millie showed me a video that she watches online and gave me something to practice on; she said that it helped Moxxie learn to do that with her with his tongue. And your lessons helped.”

“Have you still not found a way to fuck them both yet?” Verosika said, letting off a slight giggle.

Blitz rolled his eyes with a disappointed smile on his face “I wish. If there was a way to get a threeway with those two I would have found it by now. Unfortunately, I don’t see that happening other than in my fantasies.”

Verosiak said with a smile on her face “Give it time. Chances are they’ll be looking to spice up their marriage in some form or another and you’ll be there to do that the second that they ask.” She then changed the subject “By the way, you brought my crystal back, right?”

Blitz said, using his tail to pick up the glove where he put the asmodean crystal in and gave it to Verosika “Yep, right here. So, how long do you need it back?

Verosika said “Three weeks. I know that may seem like a long time but I think we can make it benefit us both.” She then grabbed another cigarette and used Blitz’s lighter to light it up.

Blitz asked “How?”

“During the first two weeks, I’ll be competing in a human music festival. There’s some human competition, or at least members of their staff or family, that I’ll probably need dead.

“I thought you didn’t care about human competitions.” Blitz asked. Normally when it comes to any work that involves concerts for Verosika, she barely had anyone killed; the times she’s asked it’s usually creeps and stalkers that could prevent her or her crew from spreading lust on Earth.

Verosika explained “Normally I don’t. But two of my rivals, Tiffany Tata and Betsy Overkill, are competing in that competition and are using these acts as indirect means to win it all. If I manage to defeat their proxies, I’ll have a better chance at winning.

Blitz said “We can make that work. What about the third week?

Verosika explained That’s when I’m leading one of the modeling teams during Spring Break. All we need is extra security for that event; mainly getting rid of anyone that may seem undesirable to us. Plus, I’m sure you’ll get clients who will want someone dead there as well.

“Alright then. I’ll let M&M know about this.”

“I’d also like to borrow Loona too. “

“What for?”

“Bodyguard work, obviously. I have a hellhound that I recently hired named Vortex, who is acting as my bodyguard on a daily basis, but having an extra bodyguard could be helpful.”

“Hey, that’s my daughter you’re talking about.”

“I know, I haven’t forgotten, jackass. That’s why I’m asking you first. I figured she would want to do something other than being a receptionist.

“Alright, I’ll let her know that you asked for her help. Besides, she does like working with you sometimes.” Blitz said. He then heard his stomach growl.

Verosika heard her stomach growl as well and said to Blitz “Looks like all that fucking made us hungry. I’ve got some leftover pizza in the fridge, if that’s ok.”

“Sure. I could eat.” Blitz said.

The two of them got off Verosika’s bed and headed for the kitchen; Blitz put on his underwear while Verosika grabbed a pink robe that she had laying around. The two of them grabbed the pizza, put it in the microwave, took out the food when it was done, sat at the dinner table, and started eating. While they were eating, Verosika saw the “Live Sex Competition flier on the ground; it said special guests Asmodeaus and Beelzebub

She then said “While I’m thinking about it, I need your help four months from now. Do you think you can make yourself available then and maybe a few weekends before then?

Blitz asked while eating a slice of pizza “I guess. Why? What do you need my help with?”

Verosika explained “There's going to be a live sex competition that day and I'm one of the celebrity guests competing in it. I'm allowed to bring in at least five people as part of my team in the competition for certain categories and I'd like you to be a part of it.

“Why; don’t you have friends and professionals to do that for you? Blitz asked, since she’s never asked him to participate before. He knows that Verosika competes in certain sex challenges and game shows but this is the first time she’s asked him to join her in one.

Verosika explained “Because this one has categories that delve into the weird. And out of all of my best fuck friends, you’re the most likely to do most of them. I can tell you that one challenge involves horses.”

Blitz said with an intrigued voice “Oh, sexy. If that’s the case, then I'm in.”

Verosiak said before she took a bite out of the pizza slice “Also, there's one challenge in particular that I'm only comfortable doing with you; that and you can keep up with me on this challenge.”

Blitz asked “What's the challenge?”

Verosika said “It's a BDSM role playing challenge that's supposed to be based on our favorite porno. The porno I want to copy is 5000 shades of leather.”

“Wasn't that the movie that starred Angel Dust?” Blitz asked

Verosika said “No, you're thinking of the bootleg version, 5000 scraps of latex, which was produced by that asshole sinner, Valentino. The one I'm talking about was a limited showing so I'll need to show it to you before the competition;luckily I have it on video.”

Blitz asked “So, are we going to watch it after dinner?”

Verosika said “I’m afraid not. The porno lasts for five hours and there’s certain conditions for it that I need to prepare. And there’s a certain place in Pride that we need to go to in order to watch it. Don’t ask me why until we actually start seeing it.

Blitz said “Ok. I’ll make time to meet you for that; just let me know when you’re ready. But why do you want me to do this one with you? This scene in particular.”

Verosika said “Because Io….likely have a better chance of performing it properly with you. Along with having the necessary trust factor with you, you have a better understanding of my body when it comes to what needs to be done. We’ve had sex plenty of times to know each other’s orgasm points.”

Blitz said “That is true, I have kept track of all the spots on your breast, thighs, back, ass, holes, horns, neck, feet, arms, and hands.” He noticed that his phone was ringing, got up from the table to get his phone. It was Loona so he immediately answered it. “Hey, Loonie. What? I’ll be right there. See if you can stall for time and get M&M over there to help you out if you can.

Verosika asked “What’s wrong?”.

Blitz explained while putting on his clothes “My stupid landlord. He’s trying to extort money off of us again. And no, I haven’t forgotten to pay rent.”

Verosika said “If you want, I could convince him to back off.”

Blitz said “Nah, don’t waste your mouth or holes on this guy. He only knows one way to back off.”

Verosika said “Got it.”

“I’ll see you next time. Lo….looking forward to seeing that porno with you next time.” Blitz said before he left the apartment.

As they went their separate ways, they both realized that they almost told each other that they loved each other. They don’t know why they said that but they were glad to have corrected themselves before they said anything that would make their friendship awkward.

Over the next couple of weeks, IMP would work alongside Verosika’s crew. They were relatively kept in the shadows while Verosika did her work. All the targets on her list were taken out without any problems. Verosika’s competition tried to dispute that there was foul play but they could never really prove anything to the human judges.

During and after that time, Verosika and Blitz would watch the porno together, analyze the scene that they would recreate for the competition and have practice sex when they had time. It would involve both parties to be chained to the bed but also finding the keys to each of the chains that would be hidden all over the bed or body of the partner but both parties must make each other orgasm in order for one to reveal where the other key is; the demon who manages to get all the keys to the cuffs would claim ultimate dominance over the other. The scene would have both parties orgasm together at their final chains, ending in a heated battle for dominance of rough, nasty sex.

While the scene seemed simple enough, the difficult parts were hitting the right nerves on the partner at the right time; the main purpose of this scene was to cause multiple orgasms, which can be tricky, depending on the demon. And while Blitz and Verosika are on equal footing when it comes to pleasing each other, they have to openly reveal their best g spots that are guaranteed to work. Both had trouble revealing that at first but they found a way to reveal it at the same time so that no one would feel that one would have that information over the other.

When the competition began and it was time for them to perform the reenactment of the scene based on them, they were able to pull off without any problems; it managed to blow the judges away, especially Asmodeaus himself. They won the competition thanks to their performance and the efforts of the rest of Verosika’s team. However, something unexpected would come of it. Something that would cause them to break down their barrier even further.

(1 month after the competition)

Back at IMP’s office, Blitz was going over a plan for an upcoming assassination plot for a client. Then suddenly, Verosika walked in and grabbed Blitz’s hand, dragging him into his office. She then told everyone to go on coffee break or something; she needed to talk to Blitz alone.

Blitz asked “Is something the matter? You don’t usually show up like this. And I thought you were sick with a cold.” He also noticed Verosika was walking around frantically around the office too.

Verosika calmed herself down a bit and said “I know. And it turns out I wasn’t sick with a cold. It was….something else.”

“Something else?” Blitz said, raising an eyebrow

Verosika said “You might want to sit down for this one. Blitz…..the thing is….I…….I’m pregnant.”

Blitz, having already sat down, could feel his heart almost stop. He asked with a shocked expression on his face“Are you serious?”

Verosika said “I’m serious. I wouldn’t joke or lie about this.And yes, it’s yours. You’re the only logical possibility since the last time I had sex was during that competition.”

Blitz asked “How? I thought you were on the pill that day.”

Verosika said “I thought so too. Maybe I took an expired pill, or something other than birth control. I don't know. All I know is that I’m pregnant. My doctor says so and the pregnancy test that I took confirmed it.”

Blitz was shocked by this news. He honestly didn’t know how to process this. At first he thought Verosika was messing with him but he quickly dismissed that idea since she would never go to these lengths to do that; saying that she was pregnant with his child would be too much even for her. There was something inside him that was telling him how bad this is but at the same time, he was happy about it. Something inside him told him that this was a sign that it was time to confess his feelings toward her, or at least know how he feels about her. Either way, he knew that he had to know how she felt about this matter.”

Blitz calmed himself down and asked “Just tell me: what do you want to do? Do you want to have this baby? It's your choice and I'll stand by you, whatever you choose. I’m not going to force you to have this baby if you do not want to.”

Verosika said “I won't lie, if this was anyone else I'd already have taken care of this without ever telling anyone. I never saw myself becoming a mom until I became a sad, loser, washout, which I believed was never going to happen. I was confused, scared, and in a sense happy. And…..I thought that maybe this was….a sign. That and as we were practicing for the competition, revealing our favorite g spots, spending all that time together to practice, thinking about all the times we dated, and all the problems that I have about myself, like my vindictive nature that can be over the top, I started to realize something. And I know it’s wrong for me to spring this on you so suddenly and I’m not asking you to respond to this but I rather you hear it now, rather than holding it back any further. I love you, Blitz. I have for a long time. I never told you that directly because I was scared to commit to you; I was afraid that you would leave me and I didn’t want to lose what I had with you. I won’t ask or expect you to feel the same way, I just wanted you to know that.” She then prepared herself to leave the office

Blitz said, stopping her from leaving by grabbing her hand. He started crying a bit too “Verosika, wait. I love you, too. I have for a long time as well. I never said anything because I hated myself for so long. I've destroyed a lot in my life, made the lives of others worse. I didn't want that to happen to you; I didn’t want to hurt you. I never let anyone get close to me the way that I’ve gotten close to you before; our practice sessions made me realize that. Even when we were putting on a show for a bunch of horny demons, creeps, and Big Oz himself, I felt like the luckiest demon in all of hell because I was with you doing it. And honestly, I never understood why you could love someone like me. Why would a beautiful, sexy, talented, confident woman want someone like me?”.

Verosika smiled, bent down to match his height, placed both her hands on his hands and said “That's easy. I love your confidence, your craziness, how you don’t take shit from anybody, and you’re a fun guy that I always enjoyed hanging out with. You felt real to me. And even if you don’t see that in yourself, you should know that I see it.”

Blitz said “It's been difficult for me to hear someone say that to me. I've put a lot of walls in front of me.”

Verosika said “It may not look like it but so have I. Maybe we can break them together.”

Blitz said “Together.”

The two would lean in for a passionate kiss, unlike all the other times that they made out. Unbeknownst to them, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona were listening in on them: Millie had an excited look on her face, Moxie was surprised which caused his jaw to drop, and Loona had a slight smile on her face while looking at her phone

Ever since that day, Blitz and Verosika would work together to break all the walls that they had; they wanted to be open enough about each other so that they could become better demons for their child, or children if they wanted more some day, and themselves. One of the things they did was move in together in Verosika’s apartment so that they can give living together a try; Loona moved in too but she mostly stayed in Blitz's apartment. There were a few rough patches based on how both of them lived but Loona was able to mediate between the two of them and found a compromise that would help them both. However, they were working on finding bigger apartments or homes in Pride to accommodate a growing family. Millie told them about some places in the Wrath Ring but Verosika was against living in such a country setting.

Verosika would continue some of her upcoming shows before she canceled the rest to take better care of herself for the baby. She would still consult other modeling teams, especially the crew she often works with to make money. More importantly, she had to get rid of all of her beelzejuice. She had Vortex help her get rid of it, giving it away to the hellhound parties that are run by Beelzebub or donating them to Ozzies. At the same time, she had him, Blitz, and Loona make sure she couldn’t get any access to beelzejuice or any other alcoholic beverages.

Blitz would still go on missions but he would only go on very simple ones that didn’t require any effort or seemed too dangerous. He would have Loona go on missions in his place but would have Millie be in charge of them. He was also figuring out how to make extra money as well. He decided to teach a class on how to be an assassin that also doubled as an indirect self defense class; one of his students was a Goetia Family girl named Octavia, who was learning in secret from her uncle, who is currently taking care of her.

During that time, he managed to reconnect with Fizzaroli with the help of Verosika. They even cleared up the big misunderstanding that led them to grow apart in the first place. Their friendship wasn't fully healed but it was a start.He tried to connect with his sister, Barbie Wire, but she refused to talk to him, yet.

(8 months later)

In a hospital, the IMP gang, Verosika’s crew, and Fizz were waiting for Verosika and Blitz to come out of the operating room. While they were waiting, everyone was placing bets on whether it was a boy or a girl. Eventually, one of the doctors came out of the operating room to inform them that the birth was a success and that Verosika is going to be fine. She gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl. As a result, the winners of the bet were Loona, Milky, Ace, and Millie. Blitz and Verosika, who is on the gurney, came out of the operating room with the twins. The two of them introduced everyone to Ace and Whitney. Everyone got a chance to hold the twins, welcoming them to Hell.

Later, once everyone left for the day, Blitz, Verosika, Loona, and the twins retired to Verosika’s room in order to allow her to recover and to do check ups on the twins if needed; hybrid demons tend to have some extra check ups since they may have very unique conditions. At the moment, the twins were fast asleep.

Verosika said “Look at them, Blitz. They’re wonderful.”

Blitz said “Yeah, they really are. You did wonderful, Verosika.” He then gave her a kiss on the cheek.

Verosika said “I see that, Loona. If you want to hold them again, you can. They should get to know their big sister.

Loona said “I….well…I wouldn’t feel right about it since they’re asleep and they may want to wake up to their mom or dad.”

Blitz said “Yeah, nice try Loonie. Come here and hold on to your brother and sister for a bit.”

“Fine.” Loona relented and took Ace and Whitney from Verosika so she could hold them for a bit.

While Blitz and Verosika watched in awe as Loona was holding her siblings, someone knocked on the door. Blitz went to check and see who it was and no one was there. However, he found a present addressed to him, Verosika, and the babies. It was from Barbie Wire.

Notes:

I decided to leave this one on a cliffhanger. It doesn't mean I'll promise to come back to it but there is a possibility I might if I feel up to it one day.

This AU is one that takes place on the original timeline but with a minor change that has drastic consequences, depending on your point of view. Verosika never told Blitz that she loved him and they never fully committed to each other either; mainly because of this Verosika kept barriers around herself. It was enough for them to remain friends but not open up completely until “now”. Sadly, this would mean Blitz would never reunite with Stolas, as you may have noticed him using an asmodean crystal a lot earlier than the original timeline. I can’t promise that I will touch on everything that is different, like the exact fate of others but I will find ways to put it in if I can do it properly

Depending on what we learn about Verosika in future episodes or shorts, I may do more Aus that focus on her and Blitz as a couple or rivals. Apology gave us another but it's not enough for me to change my views on Verosika; if you want to know what they are I did a review on her that's on my Deveintart account.

Let me know your thoughts on this Au and if there is a particular Au you want to see. I can't promise that I'll do it but hearing certain ideas can help me.

Chapter 3: Blitzika Au Short

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Somewhere on the roads in Sloth, Blitz and Verosika, who is now five months pregnant, were just leaving one of the hospitals that specializes in hybrid demon births for a check up. While they were there, they found out that they were having they were driving on the road, heading toward the elevator that will take them home, they came across a traffic jam.

"Tits. Looks like we're going to be in this for a while." Blitz said, placing his left hand on his head.

Verosika grabbed her phone and said "My phone says it's due to some accident caused by an unknown Goetia Family member and the country music star, Ricochet Randolph. Chances are we're going to be here for a while." She then showed him the image of Ricochet, who is a male succubus, facing off against a white female bird demon in a dress.

" I better text Loona to record that episode of Busty Aliens from Outer Space." Blitz said as he pulled out his phone with his tail and started texting her. He didn't try calling her because he knew that she was on a mission to kill some lumberjack with Moxxie and Millie.

"I still can't believe you like that show." Verosika says, rolling her eyes.

Blitz said with a cocky smile on his face "Hey, you're the one that got me addicted to it. You're the one that had gone on about how I thought Beverly Loveless was hot and you made a comment on how she's a fake squirter and how her male partners could never get hard around her, so they edited the hard parts to make it look like they did that.

"And I regret it, ever since. My greatest regret."

I thought your greatest regret was that time we did it in that elevator and the paparazzi caught me eating out of your ass while you shouted "Come on daddy, eat my whore ass out you sexy psycho killer."

Verosika said "It would but it was the first time you actually used your tongue properly with me so I tend to overlook the humiliating aftermath."

Blitz said with a sly smile. "That's what I thought." Verosika then leaned over and gave him a kiss.

She then said "Let's change the subject for a bit. What are we going to name them? Our kids.".

"Where did that come from?" Blitz asked.

Verosika explained "I was just thinking we should start talking about it a bit while we're waiting here, especially since I'm five months along and the fact that we're having twins. It was easier when we thought we were having one kid but two it's different."

Blitz said "Is it because of what that baphomet and succubus couple said about how they already had names for their kids, even though she's only two months pregnant."

Verosika said "That's part of it. My crew has been giving me a list of names for us too and I just wanted to narrow it down before they give me too many names."

Blitz asked "What names stood out to you?"

Verosika pulled up a list on her phone and said "Molly, Ann, Jubilee, Whitney, Gray, Bruce, Sunset, Zane, Cable, and Damian"

Blitz said "Those sound like good names."

"That was only the 10 that stood out to me. They gave me a lot of names, especially Kiki and Milky."

"Which ones belonged to Kiki?" Blitz asked with an upbeat tone. He

"Jubilee, Sunset, and Whitney. She thinks Jubilee and Sunset are names destined for stardom one day, especially for children born to a celebrity like me. And Whitney is the name of our favorite singer, Whitney Hathaway, so it's a name that we both like."

"Which ones did Milky come up with?"Blitz said with a negative tone of voice.

Verosika said "Cable and Ann. She said that they're the secret badass nam

Blitz said "Then they're off the table cause most of her predictions tend to be wrong and lead to potential problems down the line.

Verosika said in a sly tone" Is that what you really think? Or are you still mad that she had a threesome with Moxxie and Millie while on a job for her?"

Blitz said, trying to deny it "No. I'm just putting her under a careful watch on decisions relating to how my employees operate in the human world since they went on a risky week-long mission with her that almost got them caught because of their suspicious names that she came up with. That and I don't want to see any problems that they have over the experience to harm their marriage.".

Verosika said "Yeah, right. If it's any consolation, Milky has never destroyed the marriages of any long standing couples she's been with. And she sees Moxxie and Millie as really good friends more than anything else, so she's not going to try and go for one or the other. You have my word…and the fact I'll let you fuck me in a horse costume five times a month."

"Fine. But only because you brought up the horse costume."

Verosika said "If she does cause any harm to M 's marriage, I'll let you shoot her too. Does that sound better?"

Blitz said "It actually does."

Verosika aske "Now what about you? Have you thought of any names for our kids? Just give me your top five."

Blitz said instantly "Spirit, Applejack, Ace, Tony, and Blaze."

Verosika asked "Aren't three of those names related to those Horse shows that you watch?"

Blitz said "Yeah but they're all good leader-confident names. It was even proven in the movie Western Dusk Nine."

Verosika said "I thought that movie sucked. In a bad way."

Blitz said defensively "It doesn't suck in a bad way; that's just what the Envious Times says it sucks because they think everything sucks that's not made by them. I can prove. We'll watch it tonight after dinner."

Verosika before rolling her eyes a bit "If you say so. What about Ace and Tony? You know one of my crewmates is named Ace."

Blitz said "Yeah, I know, we hang out sometimes. He was studying me for some movie role he's doing. And he's my horse betting buddy."

Verosika said "And you help him cuck Josh?"

Blitz said "That too. Although, I've met a few other demons that are named Ace and they were all pretty cool. Ace H is a successful news anchor for Envy News; Ace J is rich but not an asshole about it;Ace Q has three wives. I normally don't believe in this level of coincidence but it's one I'm starting to believe in."

Verosika said "I can agree with you on Ace J. He's actually pretty smart if he's somehow managed to get enough money to never work again. So, who gave you the idea for naming one of our kids Tony anyway?"

Blitz said "Moxxie and Millie did. They gave me a whole bunch of names and it was the only name on their lists that matched. They also gave me a list of names not to use under any circumstances. They circled the name Chazz and made me swear never to call any of our children that."

Verosika asked "Why?"

Blitz said "I don't know but it was enough to make Millie swear that she'll cut my dick off if I do. She'd cut off your breast and butt if you think of it too."

Verosika said "I'll make note of that. Either way, we have a lot to choose from. Does Loona have any name suggestions?"

Blitz said "She says she'll get back to us on that."

Verosika said "By the way, you're telling her it's twins."

Eventually, the traffic would clear up and they would make it back home. They would eat dinner, watch that horse movie that Blitz talked about in the car, and go to bed. While in bed, Blitz placed his hand on Verosika's belly, looking and thinking about what their children would look like and what they would name them. However, what he was really thinking about was how he hoped that they would take after their mother more than him.

Notes:

This short chapter is meant to act as a lore bit for the Blitzika AU and an experiment on how I may do shorts like this. At the same time, this is going to be a sample of short lore bits I might do for when I do more AUs. I'm currently working on four different main chapter AUs. I do not have a timetable on them but they are in the works. If you want more shorts of my Aus, especially when I do more of them, let me know; comments and questions do help with my creativity.

Chapter 4: Loner Loona Au

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Chapter Text

Inside of a taxi, a hellhound wearing a black shirt, purple leather jacket, torn blue jeans, and purple sunglasses. While in the taxi, she received a text from someone labeled "Country Singer Boss".

Country Singer Boss

I'm going to need you for bodyguard duty for my show in the human world two weeks from now. Be there.

Loona

I'll be sure to add that to my schedule.

Country Singer Boss

Also, be sure to bring that shotgun that I gave you.

Loona

Ok.

My name is Loona. I'm a mercenary hellhound. I escaped the Hellhound Orphanage that I lived in during most of my childhood; I managed to escape during my early teen years when it was easy to get past all their security. I didn't believe anyone was going to adopt me and I didn't want to have to wait until I aged out the system; sure they might have released me then but I also heard that they sometimes put certain hellhounds "to sleep" too. Either way, I knew I didn't want to stick around and find out.

Since then I've taken work wherever I could get it, living on my own, and finding any way I could to survive. While it was "easy" to get work as a hellhound, the pay is very little and can only get increased if you worked for someone who has a lot of money, or if they see hellhounds as actual demons rather than pets. Luckily, I had good enough instincts that led me to jobs that were relatively good environments for me that helped me get tough, making sure I could make it on my own without anyone.

However, tonight is my night off. I'm going to a hellhound party. While I have been to parties before, most of them were either for work related purposes where I acted as security or it was filled with demons that are higher than me in the hell hierarchy, like succubus, sharks, and imps but I never connected with them; the times where there were other hellhounds they weren't really interested in me personally. I've never gone to a social event where it's mostly for hellhounds so this might be a chance for me to make a connection with more hellhounds like me. Maybe it's a chance to break away from my loneliness.

The taxi would stop at a mansion. Loona would look in awe at the sight of it. She also noticed hellhounds like her walking in, or she noticed hounds who were already there dancing or talking on the balcony. Before she could think about it any further, she texted someone named Tex, letting him know that she's here.

"Loo-na. Hey girl, glad you could make it." Tex shouted in joy.

"Yeah, thanks for inviting me." Loona said. The two of them would walk into the mansion.

Tex said to her "Course! Course!". He then shouted out to everyone "Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!" He let out a huge howl that caught the attention of most the hounds and they let out their own howls.

As Loona looked around, she said "This place looks lively." She then noticed a hound who was sliding down a rail guard and injured himself in his groin.

Tex said "It always is. You want a drink or anything?"

"Sure." Loona said before Tex left to get her a drink.

This is Vortex. His friends call him Tex. He's my first real hellhound friend that I've made in a long time. I've had a few hellhound friends before but I never made those friendships last; a lot of it had to do with me always being on the move or they died for some reason. I met him on a body guarding job that I was doing for my current boss, Dallas Devine, who's a country music singer in the Lust Ring and on Earth. We were on Earth during a music festival when we first met; although, it was during a sabotage operation between our two bosses and other competitive singers. I was tasked with distracting him by being very flirty so that one of Dallas's crew could sneak into Verosika's dressing room to place a camera and a makeup bomb in her dressing room but that plan backfired so I had to go on the offensive by kicking him in the balls and then the head. I met up with Tex again at a bar. At first I thought he was there to get payback but he wasn't; he was cool about what happened, knowing that we were both being paid enough to care about our bosses' rivalries. I also apologized to him about the flirting since he did say to me that he has a girlfriend but he was cool about that too, understanding it was just for work. I can't deny that I have a crush on him but if there's one thing I've learned in life is never be a heartbreaker or someone will kill you the next day. He's also my guide to finding any extra work in Lust since he's done most of his work there too; at least around the time I've been doing work there.

As Loona was waiting for Vortex, she looked around to see all the hellhounds that were at this party. She also noticed a few imps were there too, which isn't all that surprising. While she continued to look around and walk around for a bit, she bumped into a (female) poodle hellhound who was talking to her friends, a dalmatian and gray hellhound; all three of them have red bows around their heads.

"Hey, watch it." The poodle hellhound said to Loona

"Sorry." Loona said.

The poodle hellhound said "Hey, I know you. You're that hellhound that punched me in the face. Loona, right?"

Loona said "Oh yeah, I remember you know. You're Vikki. You tried to bribe your way backstage for Debbie's concert and when that didn't work you tried to force your way in. Looks like you're doing better now."

Vikki said "You owe me for the damages you did to my eye."

Loona said "I was just doing my job. It was nothing personal." She then began to walk away from the scene.

"It's personal to me. I was hideous for a whole month because of you, you bitch." Vikki shouted. This caught the ear of some of the hellhounds in the area.

A random female hellhound said "You can't just say that.

Loona walked back toward Vikki with an intimidating look on her face. She was about to grab a knife that she had hidden in her jacket. However, noticing the looks she was getting, she stopped herself from doing that. She then said to her "Look, aside from me not caring, tonight is my night off. I don't have the energy to deal with you right now. If you really feel strongly about it, feel free to come and find me later. Just know, I can do more than give you a black eye."

Intimidated by Loona's look, she said "Uh, never mind. Forget about it." She and her pose would walk away from Loona immediately afterwards.

Vortex arrived immediately afterwards, carrying drinks, and asked "Did something happen?

Loona said "It's nothing. Just someone that knew me from work and tried to make a thing of it."

Then a voice shouted "Awooh, awooh! Y'all ready to party with the Queen Bee of Glu-tto-ny? Come on!" The room was starting to turn dark and the words Cotton Candy could be heard. And from a glowing disco ball, a figure was sitting down on it. The figure being Beelzebub, the Sin of Gluttony.

(Mini Author's note: I can't put in the lyrics for Cotton Candy but I can tell you that the events of it played out the same as in the actual show/original timeline. The only difference being Loona's reaction to it is a little different than in the original canon of the show.)

While I've seen images of Beelzebub, the Sin of Gluttony, I've never seen her up close. I know she's suppose to be the leader of all Hellhounds or something but I never really gave it or her much thought, probably because I was surrounded by Imps that worshiped Satan but it's not like I ever met him before; that and I've been to one of Mammon's shows for bodyguard temporary security work but the pay was little and he was an asshole. Although, I can't deny that she's beautiful. Seeing Beelzebub sing like that, almost had a hypnotic effect on me. She felt so confident in her voice. I watched as other hellhounds were enjoying her performance, stomping to her tune. I admit, I was following their lead for a bit but I reserved myself for a bit due to my own personal embarrassment. It wouldn't be long before she started spreading cotton candy all over the room. I took a small bite of it. It was a little too sweet for my liking but I could tell everyone else was enjoying it, especially Tex. The only complaint I have is the widespread shower of cotton candy on my fur.

Beelzebub would finish her song and fly down toward Loona and Tex's location.

"Awooh, awooh! Vortex! The party is buzzin' now!" She then landed next to Tex and said

"Fuck! I feel like I went a little too hard with the confetti this time though. I have, like, a rainbow... in my vagina right now.". She said, rubbing off the confetti off her body and making a rainbow out of her hands. She then took notice of Loona."Oh hey, so you're the rough pup that Vortex was talking about?"

"Excuse me?" Loona said with a somewhat confused tone of voice.

"You look like a total badass. Where have you been hiding?" Beelezebub said as she got up closer to Loona.

Loona said "Wrath. Are you always up in people's faces?"

Beelzebub said "Almost all the time. Especially when I'm high on all this tasty energy right now. Tex told me that you've never been to any parties down here. Hope this itty-bitty get together can serve as a first fun time here."

"This is itty-bitty?" Loona said, looking around for a bit and seeing so many hellhounds in the room.

"It is. I would've thrown a bigger one, but I couldn't convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs. So fucking lame! I mean, I usually just steal them, but Bel changed the locks." She then pulls out a bottle of alcohol and drinks it before-after saying "She says I'm a total jackass for trying. But, hey... I'm proud to be a total jackass.".

"Anyway Loona, this is my girlfriend Bee. Bee, this is Loona." Tex said, introducing the two girls to each other. He then snuggled with Bee for a bit.

Bee said "Nice to meetcha, bitch."

His girlfriend is Beelzebub! One of the Sins. What kind of rizz does Tex have? I expected him to be in a relationship with a hot hellhound, not one of the Sins. How is that even possible? I don't think about it too much. Just say something nice to her. Even though you are having trouble deciding to be jealous of her or Vortex, since dating a Sin is a big deal.

"Nice to meetcha, too. You're hot up close. Loona said, realizing what she just said.

Why the fuck did I say that?

Bee giggled "Holy shit. Tex, you didn't tell me that she was hilarious. That's so funny."

"Right." Loona said, hiding her embarrassment.

Bee said "I love that that's the first thing you say to me. You don't give a shit how freak you come off and you have the intensity and strength of a true badass." She got up close to Loona." You are my new favorite person."

"Am I though?" Loona asked

"Yeah, bitch!" "No, really. Reminds me of the first time I saw Satan without his shirt on." " I was like, "Off! Boy! You are hot as hell!". But then I wanted to die, cause it was so awkward. Cause he's more like a brother to me. But not actually my brother. So, I guess….it was fine. I could hit that.

"If you say so."

"Anyway, girl, you have a good time tonight. Get some sweets, get some eats. Drink it, tear it up,fuck it up. Whoo!" Bee said before she left to go check on other party guest.

Loona asked Tex "Is she always like this?"

"Yeah, you grow to love it." Tex said, as he watches her talking to other hellhounds, offering the food and drink.

Loona said "I'll take your word for it since you are her boyfriend. Although, I'm curious as to how you are dating one of the Sins and why you didn't mention it before."

Tex said "Well, it's a long story."

"Heads up." A male Hellhound shouted as a ball was heading toward Loona and Tex's location.

Loona instinctively pulled out a knife that she kept hidden in her jacket, turned around and stabbed the ball at the moment it was going to hit her.

"Sorry about that. We didn't mean to almost hit you." The male Hellhound said as he walked over to Loona and Tex. He was wearing a purple jacket, purple short jeans, and a skull shirt.

"It's fine. I didn't mean to destroy your ball like that." Loona said, attempting to give back the ball.

"No problem, we have a spare. I'm Pinklie." He said, holding out his hand for Loona

"I'm Loona."

Pinklie asked "Would you like to join us in our game? We're looking for extra players. The prize for the winning team is a sea salt ice cream cheesecake from Envy."

Loona said "Uh, sure."

"Great, follow me."Pinklie said as he was heading upstairs to where the game was being played.

Loona pulled Tex to the side and whispered "I need your help making sure I don't accidentally send the opposite team to the hospital. Or the morgue."

"Got it." Vortex said, nodding his head, knowing that Loona is strong enough to do that.

Loona and Vortex would follow Pinklie to one of the outside balconies where the fire volleyball game was being played. Since both of them were strong in their own right, Loona and Vortex played on opposite teams; Loona would play on Pinklie's team. While Loona tried to hold back most of her strength, she couldn't help it due to her feeling the need to win; Tex being on the other team evened things out, making sure that if Loona used any of her full strength he would be able to counter it. However, Loona and Pinklie's speeds were a close match; so close that they managed to work together the entire time they were playing. The game would go on for thirty minutes with the team Loona was on being the winner. Loona and Pinkle would eat together. Vortex would head off to go enjoy the party elsewhere but not before asking Loona if she'll be alright on her own.

Next, she would play strip poker with some of the other hounds, among them being a girl Loona would work with named Esme; she didn't know why but she felt that she could trust her. While playing, Loona could tell that some of the guy hounds were thirsty for her so when she lost her first hand, she took off her shirt, revealing her breast to everyone there. This was enough for her and Esme to beat everyone there, taking all their chips and clothes as a result. Loona offered to give them all their clothes back since she saw no reason to keep them.

Loona was then asked by a Hellhound named Hotdog to participate in a random Truth or Dare for sinstagram post on the topic; however a randomizer would be used to decide what you do. She decided to do it and picked dare since she figured it would be more fun to do something crazy rather than reveal stuff about herself. Loona's dare was to kiss the next Hellhound she laid eyes on after she was blindfolded and spun around for 20 seconds. After Loona finished spinning for 20 seconds, she took off her blindfold and found herself facing Pinklie. Since she already liked him, Loona didn't hesitate to give him a kiss; if he didn't like it then she would apologize. He liked it a lot. She would go on to do a few more dares just for the fun of it.

The rest of the night would be all fun and games. And eating a lot of sweets as well. It was the most fun that I had in my entire life. I bonded with a lot of other Hellhounds but I made strong connections with Pinklie, Esme and Hotdog. I almost didn't want it to end.

Later, as the party was dying down a bit, Loona was hanging out on one of the outside balconies; she was also waiting for the taxi she called for to come get her. She was looking at some photos that she took during her time at the party, placing three in her top favorite moments of the year folder on her phone. One involved her and Esme on the dance floor together; another one involved her defeating Vortex in an arm wrestling match; and the last one involved her watching Vikki and her crew getting pranked by some random male Hellhound. She was thinking about putting in the picture she received from Hotdog of her kissing Pinklie but she decided to hold off on that, mainly because she wasn't sure if she would pursue him long term like that until she knew more about it.

"Whatcha looking at?" Bee said, sneaking up from behind Loona.

Loona shouted, caught by surprise "Ah." She then pulled out one of her knives and pointed it toward Bee's neck. Once she realized it was her, she immediately put it down. "Sorry, my reflexes reacted there."

Bee said "No worries. That blade wouldn't actually hurt me. I could fake it if that will help; afterall, I sometimes get a rush from feeling what it's like to be stabbed. I also like getting the rush of a shotgun blast to the stomach too. Don't suppose you have that on you?

Loona said "No. I left all my dangerous weapons back at home. Except this one. I keep it in case of emergencies. I wasn't going to bring it here but I sort of had it on hand because of work."

"I see. So what were you looking at?" Bee asked again.

"Just some of the photos I took while I was here and a few I got from Esme. I'm placing them in my favorite moments of the year folder." Loona said as she was placing a photo of herself and Esme playing strip poker during the point where she was showing off her breast to distract the other players

Bee said "Damn, you've got some tits. Gotta say, I don't often see newbies who come here to show off like that so soon. You've got guts."

Loona blushed for a bit after the comment before saying "I wouldn't call it that. More like it was a calculated risk to win the game. Besides, it's not like I haven't shown off my tits before anyway; I've been doing that a little more often while I've been working in Lust."

"No kidding. Just hope your siblings or your parents don't see that." Bee said jokingly.

Loona said "I don't have to worry about any siblings finding out since I don't really have a family. It's just me."

"So you've been alone all your life? No one to take care of you?" Bee said, changing her excited tone to a sad tone.

Loona pulled out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. She ignited the lighter and lit the cigarette, placing it in her mouth. She offered one to Bee, who accepted and used her own magic to lite her cigarette, before saying "Nope. I've been taking care of myself. I was in the orphanage most of my life but I found a way to break out of it; I managed to get on a truck heading for Wrath where I learned to really survive and fight on my own for a couple years before taking on work as a bounty hunter and bodyguard."

"Bee asked," Which orphanage did you escape out of? Which ring?"

Loona said "Just somewhere in the Pride Ring. I think it might have been the one in Imp City."

Bee said "I'm sorry to hear that. When I hear about any orphanage stories, I sometimes get emotional."

"It's fine. I escaped anyway." Loona said, blowing out some smoke.

Bee said in a sad-serious tone "It's not fine. Even though I sign all the hellhound adoption forms, there are some I don't have control over anymore; mainly certain facilities are out of my hands. A lot of it was due to how I was a long time ago. I made decisions that I regretted that impacted the Hellhounds of today. And you paid the price."

Loona asked "Is that why you throw these parties? To make up for it? No offense but, as someone who has met a few hounds who have aged out of the system, it's going to take a lot to make up for such a fuck up. You don't have to answer that."

Bee said after blowing some smoke "It's part of the reason. And I know it's going to take a long time. Probably long after everyone but me is all but gone."

Loona said "Well, if it's any consolation, I don't hate you for what happened to me. And if you are trying then that's all that really counts."

Bee let out a smile on her face. She then asked "What about friends? Tex implied you don't have many friends. Why is that? You seem like the type that would have a lot of friends."

Loona said "Let's just say that I have trouble keeping them because of my work. All I ever do is work because I need enough money to live on my own without having to rely on anybody; that and living in the part of Wrath that I've been living in was a big survival of the fittest type of living. Even when I did move back to Pride and later Lust, I focused so much on my work and survival that making friends with others just became a distant priority."

Bee asked "Don't you take any vacations?"

Loona explained "I do. Most of it involves simply sleeping. And for all the times I did try to hang out with the friends I had it just never seemed to work out. Maybe it's because I have trouble connecting with others because I assume the connection we make won't last long. Either because something happens to them or because I'm bad at maintaining friendships out of fear of losing it. You probably don't like hearing about that sort of thing.

"Bee said "No, I do like hearing that sort of thing, especially when it comes from the heart. Let me ask you, do you want to keep the friendships you've made here?

Loona said "I do. For the first time in a long time, I want to remain connected to everyone that I bonded with her."

Bee held out her hands and asked "Can I see your phone for a second?"

"Sure." Loona said before giving Bee her phone.

Bee used magic on Loona's phone, using her own phone to download something onto it. She then gave back her phone and said "Here. I added something special to your phone. I call it Beelzebub's "List of Making Lasting Friendships Game."

Loona looked at the app on her phone and asked "That's a mouthful. So what is it?"

Bee said "It's a special game that I sometimes give Hellhounds that have trouble making friends. I don't normally give it out unless it's an extreme emergency."

Loona asked, feeling a tad bit insulted but she hid it "And I'm an extreme emergency?".

Bee said "No, but I do know that this can help you retain friends which is just as important. It reminds me of something Charlie once told me: A friend for life is just another way to have a happy day in Hell."

"Charlie?" Loona asked.

Bee said "Charlie Morningstar,Lucifer's daughter and my honorary niece. She's a total sweetie, you'd love her and she'd love you."

Loona said"Alright, I'll give it a try." She continued to look through the list that came with this app. However, there was one item on this list that caught her eye; she liked it but at the same time she found it weird that Bee would put something like this in. She looked toward Bee and said "Have a threeway or foursome with your closest friends.". Her face turned red for a moment.

Bee said "That's something I picked up from Asmodeus. He says that sex between close friends can bring a whole new level of intimacy if done correctly. I did add a heart gauge that can tell you when you're at the proper level of intimacy."

Loona asked "How would it know?"

Bee said "Trust me, it will know and you will know. But I would recommend doing these four first, starting with this one.". She pointed to Seeing a Movie in the Pride Megaplex, sharing a coffee at StarElks Cafe in Greed, and Clothes shopping at Burning Topics in Lust (Please invite me to that).

Loona said "If you say so."

"Cool. And if you ever decide to do the threeway/fourways, feel free to let me or Tex know." Bee said in a flirty tone.

"What?" Loona asked

Bee said "Even though he said you flirted with him for work, he could tell you were into him. And so can I." She got closer to Loona, placing her hand on her face

"I'm not a heartbreaker or anything. What I did was just work related and nothing more. Once I knew he had a girlfriend, I backed off." Loona said in a nervous tone of voice, trying to hide the fact that she's enjoying this.

"Relax, it's cool. While Tex may be my boyfriend, we're more than open enough to let others in under the right circumstances. But only if that's what you want. Is it what you want?" Bee asked

"I'll need to think that over. Not that the prospect doesn't sound appealing. It really does, it's just…..I need a little more time."

Bee said, stopping her flirty tone "No problem. Take your time. I know you probably want to try that guy all the way down there, first.". She and Loona looked down the balcony and noticed Pinklie talking with Esme and Hotdog."But if you ever decide you want a taste of me and Tex one day, let me know. Just know that I like it rough." She then flew away.

That would mark the start of how my life would change forever. Six Months Later, I found myself sharing a bed with Pinklie, Vortex, and Bee.

Notes:

I'm glad I was finally able to finish this Au. Since I wanted to do an Au where Loona never met Blitz, I decided to go with this version where she found no one but didn't stay in the orphanage too long. It's meant to include any new details that we may learn about Loona later while also accounting for what we don't know. It also makes you think what IMP might be without Loona to an extent; depending on how season 2 ends and the rest Helluva Boss goes I might do a short that covers it.

Chapter 5: Blitzika Au Short 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Due to IMP working alongside Verosika and her crew on occasions, Milky became close friends with Moxxie and Millie; Millie and Milky enjoy wrestling, fighting, and activities that come from the Wrath Ring; Moxxie has been teaching her how to use firearms and they have similar taste in music. Milky has also been a fun guide to certain stores and establishments in the Lust Ring that cater to M 's taste as lovers and as imps. As a result of their friendship, she's asked them to assist her in a special side hustles that she has on Earth that could not only earn them some extra money on the side but also help out a few succubi along the way, which Moxxie liked doing since he knew that he was killing guilty targets, such as shifty dads.

Somewhere on Earth, located near a beach city, Moxxie, Millie, and Milky were working together on a personal job for Milky. They were killing a couple of humans that have been known to cause trouble for succubus who frequent this area; the problems being some humans who force themselves onto certain succubi or try to traffic them like they were humans. While Milky would lure them to an undisclosed location, Moxxie and Millie would kill them while they're not looking; Moxxie would either snipe them or Millie would come up from behind and slit their throats; Milky also carried one of Moxxie's guns just in case but she only had to use it twice. She used it on their last target when he tried to take her at knife point, shooting him in the head.

"Nice shooting, Milky." Millie said as she appeared from above the fire escape.

"Thanks. I think that was my first headshot." Milky said after she blew off the smoke from the gun. She would then lean down, pull out a knife, and start cutting off the dead human's cock. Millie would help her out.

Moxxie came down from the roof and asked "Was that the last guy on today's list?"

"Yeah, it was." Milky said after she and Millied finished cutting off the cock and placing it in the bag that Moxxie brought with him that is filled with all of the others that they collected from their targets.

Millie said ""I hope your buyer doesn't mind that some of these cocks have all these rashes and boils. Will we get less for that?"

Milky said "It's fine. The rashes and boils won't affect the process too much. Besides, the important part was getting rid of these guys because of how they impact succubus of this area. "

"I still can't believe you can use human cocks for aphrodisiacs. How does that even work?" Moxxie said while they were leaving the area.

Milky explained "The guy I know that does this says the process is very intricate but it works when you have the right stuff. I've never seen him do it but the product itself works.".

Millie asked "So how many more do we have tomorrow?"

Milky said "Just three more. We'll have to be careful with these guys since they do work for the human government. I even heard rumors that they have ties to some demon hunting organization.".

Moxxie said "That would be bad if we're not careful."

The trio then headed for a motel called Shimmering Sun Resorts to hide out until the next group of targets would arrive tomorrow. This motel is used mostly for succubi who come into the human world in their human disguises as safe space to take them off while they're on Earth. None of the humans come near here most of the time because of how rundown it looks from the outside; on the inside it is relatively nice, usually has two beds, a mini fridge, and a clean bathroom. After they took their showers, put on some relaxing clothes, they decided to have dinner here, eating ramen that was in the fridge. They would then turn on the television and watch some Earth tv. While they were eating and watching a show about humans surviving on an island with little food, someone came knocking at their door. Moxxie and Millie pulled out their weapons, a gun and knives respectively, but Milky signaled them to hold off. She got up and opened the door and it was a succubus demon in a trenchcoat, holding a briefcase. She pulled out the bag with the dicks in it, showed it to the buyer after he showed her the money, and they exchanged the items. He also gave her a bottle filled with pink fluid before leaving.

"Here you go. You're cut from today's work and a little extra from me." Milky said, giving Moxxie and Millie their money and the bottle with pink fluid in it.

Moxxie asked "What's this?".

Milky said "The aphrodisiacs I was talking about. I figured you'd want to know where your hard work is going so I asked the buyer to include this as a bonus."

Millie said "It must be really expensive if this counts as a bonus."

Milky said "Usually it is but I know the maker who makes this stuff and he gave me a discount."

Moxxie asked "So, he's a friend of yours?"

"No, more like fuck buddy. He's in the fuck buddy category of my friends. Think like how your boss fucks Verosika but they try to hide their feelings for each other. The difference is that we are only attached by similar sexual interests while they are attached through hidden feelings and personal bullshit. And that's saying something after seeing how they fuck." Milky said as she finished her ramen.

"You've seen Blitz have sex with Verosika? What was that like?" Millie asked.

"Millie!" Moxxie said, thinking it was inappropriate to say that and surprised she asked that.

Millie said "What? She's a pop star. It's like you wanting to know what sex with Michael Crawford is like."

"Touche." Moxxie said realizing that she had a point in saying that.

Millie said with a sly voice "And how he wonders what sex is like with you or Josh?".

"Don't tell her that." Moxxie said, his face turning red from this.

Milky giggled and said "Relax, Moxxie. A lot of my friends think that about me. It's common for Lust demons to wonder about should know that Ace and Kiki are curious about you. And Apple and Coco are interested in you, Millie."

Moxxie said "Should you be telling us this?"

Milky said "Please, what I told you is not a secret, at least amongst our team. The only ones we don't bring up around your boss and Verosika. Or those hellhounds that work for both of them."

"If you say so." Moxxie said, not feeling as nervous-worried about this anymore.

Milky turned to Millie and said "As for your question, Millie, I've seen what sex is like with Verosika, just never experienced it for myself; I've seen it three times but they were all during orgies and even then I focused more on my fuck partners than I did her. I did notice that most of the time she's either bored with her partners and fakes it or she moves on after getting someone off after one round. I remember seeing that she only enjoyed moments with Blitz, regardless if he was fucking her or not. If you really want to know explicit details ask Kiki about. Just know that what she has to say may involve your boss."

Millie said "Got it."

Milky said "And you should know that I've always wondered what sex is like with you both."

"You have?"Moxxie and Millie said at the same time; Moxxie blushing a bit while Millie had a slight smile on her face.

Milky said "I can't deny that I'm curious to know what sex is like between you too. The difference between me and everyone else that I mentioned is that I know you two are a packaged deal and I wouldn't go after one of you. I won't do anything unless you two agree to this on your own."

"Could you excuse us for a minute?"Millie said as she and Moxxie went to the bathroom to talk.

"Are we seriously thinking about this now?"Moxxie asked.

Millie said "You heard what she said. She's interested in doing this with both of us. Besides, it's not like we haven't talked about doing something like this before, especially after we went to that sex VR place."

"I know, I guess I didn't expect us to be talking about this so soon. Or expect it to be so easy with Milky."

"I think it's best not to overthink it, Mox. Afterall, we've seen how open demons from Lust are about sex. And Milky is someone that we trust so I think this will be fine.

Moxxie smiled and said "That is true. You're right, let's do this. And make sure we never tell Blitz about this."

"Agreed. And the best part is I'll get to see how much you've improved with your tongue work and how much he's packing down there." Millie said in a sexy tone of voice with her hand placed around his pants. Moxxie blushed from this as a result.

At the same time they were talking this over, Milky was on her phone, looking at photos of all the times she's spent with Moxxie and Millie; one was them at a bondage- dress store, trying on outfits; another one was when they were at a shooting range; and another one was her and Millie in a wrestling ring with Moxxie acting as a referee.

She thought to herself " I hope they say yes but I hope I didn't put them in an awkward spot. I've fucked couples before but never a couple so close to me; at least not as close as I've gotten with them. Either way, I hope this doesn't affect our friendship. Or harm their marriage. I would never forgive myself if I did that. And their boss, Blitz, will definitely kill me."

As soon as Moxxie and Millie came out of the bathroom, Milky said "Look, if what I said offended either of you, I'm sorry."

Moxxie said "It's alright, Milky. You didn't offend us."

Millie said "If anything, you sped up something we were thinking of how to approach you about this. And if you're willing to have sex with both of us."

Moxxie said "Then we're willing to have sex with you."

Milky smiled and said "Sweet. Just let me make sure that they have what we need." She then went into the bathroom, opened the bathroom mirror and pulled out boxes of condoms, male and female types, and gave them to Moxxie and Millie.

Moxxie said "I'm surprised that these are here. And that there are so many different brands"

Milky said "Moxxie, we spread STDS to humans, not demon kind."

Later that night, Moxxie,Millie, and Milky would engage in their threeway. It would start off with them warming each other up with simple licks and kisses before they all helped each other disrobe. Once they admired and complemented each other's nude bodies, they would begin.

It would be a nice night for all three of them. Moxxie enjoyed the feeling of Milky's breast and lips ; it was a huge turn on seeing Millie and Milky make out in front of him, giving him head, and when he dived into their holes at the same time. Millie liked seeing how Moxxie was handling Milky, showing off what she taught him about using his tongue on her and how hard he was pounding her; when she had her moment alone with Milky, she messed around with her breast the most while playing around with her feet, kissing her thighs, and smashing their thighs together. Milky loved how big Moxxie was inside of her, his tongue work, and how gentle his hands were; when she was with Millie, she was impressed with how strong her kisses were, how strong her thighs were, her tongue work, and ultimately how she managed to top her so easily. It would be a night of new experiences and passion that would last for hours before they passed out on the bed.

The next morning, the trio would wake up around the exact same time.

Milky said "Damn, that was awesome. You two really know your stuff."

Millie said "You too. I've never known that you could do that with your fist."

Milky said "It requires a lot of practice. I've got a sex doll at home that you can practice on.". She then said to Moxxie "Moxxie, you really know how to use that tongue."

Moxxie said "Thank Millie for that; she taught me everything I knew."

Millie said "He improved on it all on his own. I noticed it when he went down on you."

"While we're talking about this, should I expect this to be a one time thing, or can I expect more nights like this?"Milky asked. She was hoping for more nights like this but would accept that if Moxxie and Millie would only do this for just one night.

Moxxie and Millie looked at each with smiles on their faces and nodded. Moxxie said "You can expect more nights like this."

Millie said "Although, next time we'll bring the whips, chains, and strap-ons."

Ever since that night, Milky would have sex with Moxxie and Millie at least three times a month, mainly when she was available. It would not only improve the sex lives of Moxxie and Millie but it would also bring Milky a lot closer as friends. This would also help in their teamwork and trust when Milky decided to join IMP a couple of months later.

Notes:

If you're wondering where I got the idea for this pairing, I got it from two fanfics "VM " and "A Cup of Milky"; the latter I read in AO3 but involved Moxxie and Milky. It was a concept that I wanted to explore thanks to my previous Blitzika AU mentioning how they hooked up. The only reason I might explore this pairing again is in another AU, likely when I've thought of the complete idea for Lustverse, or if I'm inspired enough to do a short or chapter that involves this AU. Also, if I ever decide to do a full version of the threesome between the three of them then I will post it on DA instead of here. I did add a brief, not entirely explicit version here to save time and so it doesn't raise any eyebrows on . Sure this is an M story and no one not old enough to watch Helluva Boss should not be watching this but still. Overall, the point of this short was to showcase how the relationship of this version of Blitz and Verosika still being close has impacted those around them since their friends/work friends are close to each other as well.

Chapter 6: Loner Loona AU Short

Chapter Text

At a bar called Bottoms Up Barbie, Loona is sitting at a bar alone with a drink in one hand and her other hand with her phone. She was looking through some recent photos that she took; she was currently on a photo of herself and Pinkle laying together in bed after they had sex. She then received a text from someone called Natalia Nightshade that said "We'll be practicing your scenes with Markus, Patricia, Carl, and Cora this Monday. Be sure to bring any sexy clothes you have and buy some Pink Spice Deodorant. Also, remember to wear a red, purple, or gold bra.". Loona simply replied with "K". She then went to Pinkle's text messages and sent him a message saying "My practice sessions are on Monday. Would you like to see me wear red, purple, or gold?". While waiting for a response, Loona noticed that Vortex was coming in through the mirror at the bar.

"Hey Loona." Vortex said as he sat down next to her. He then had the bartender order a drink for himself.

"Tex. Thanks for meeting me on such short notice." Loona said with a smile on her face

"No problem. I've got the information for you about that studio. It's a relatively decent studio that's not exactly well paying but I've noticed that some prominent celebrities from Lust and Envy have been shooting/participating there recently when they normally wouldn't. Probably because the owner is calling in favors and debts." Tex said, after he gave Loona file on a place called "Bushbowl Valley Video"

Loona skimmed through the files and said "Thank you. This is helpful. I at least know what I'm getting into."

Vortex took a drink and asked "Not that it's any of my business but why are you interested in this place?".

Loona explained "You remember when you told me about how your boss, Verosika, competed against her ex on Earth for a parking space and the end result led you all to be detained by the police, only being able to escape by "sucking a lot of pig dick"?".

"Yeah." Vortex said, thinking about how he, Verosika, and her crew had to seduce most of the human police in order to get out of jail and escape back to Hell unnoticed.

Loona said "Well, this is that for me. The only difference being my boss lost a singing competition bet between her sister. Now we, the band and myself, have to work in her studio for three months.". She then took a sip of her drink.

"Damn, that sucks. In a bad way. Do you need help getting out of this?" Vortex asked.

"Nah, I'm good. If anything, maybe I can find other avenues of employment while I'm there. By that I mean bodyguard or security work, not as a porn actress." Loona said, trying to clarify that since she didn't want to somehow risk her bodyguarding/bounty hunter reputation by becoming a porn star.

Vortex giggled "I know, Loona.".

"Although Pinkle is interested in seeing what I would look like in front of a camera." Loona said, blushing a bit. The two of them recently became a couple, a few weeks ago. They've had sex at least four times now, two of those times was before they became a couple; the second time involved a foursome with Bee and Vortex and as a result of that time she found out that two of his fetishes were cuckolding and voyeurism.

Vortex smiled and asked "By the way, how are things going for you and Pinklie?". He and Bee were there when the two of them became a couple; he remembered secretly watching them confess their feelings for each other through a spell that Bee was using to check up on them, mainly because she was the one that was most curious about them.

Loona said "We're making it work so far, despite our unusual start. We're even seeing how our schedules can work so that we don't have to miss any of our dates".

Vortex said "I understand the feeling. Bee and I are still figuring out our schedules so neither of us miss any dates either. But you should know that a lot of couples that I know personally have had unusual starts too. "

"Did they involve a rival bounty hunter, a former bounty coming after me for revenge, a car chase, a food fight, seeing the Sin of Gluttony's demonic form, and a smoking session that led to a foursome due to the weed I brought being laced with a aphrodisiac all in one day?" Loona said sarcastically, remembering that crazy day that they had, especially the part where she managed to have sex with Pinklie, Vortex and Bee.

Vortex said "No,but that doesn't mean having an unusual start is a bad thing. And you both found a way to talk about your feelings as a result."

Loona took a breath and said "I know but he's my first real boyfriend. I just don't want to fuck it up somehow."

Vortex placed his hand on her shoulder and said "Your not going to fuck it up. You're going to be just you know that you can always turn to me and Esme for dating advice."

"Yeah, you're right." Loona said, thankful for the reassurance.

"And Bee is always open to giving advice too." Vortex said, jokingly.

"I'll save her advice for absolute emergencies." Loona said in a deadpan voice. The two of them took a drink at the same time.

Vortex asked "Do you two have any dates coming up?"

Loona said "Yeah,we're going mountain climbing at this spot I know about in Wrath. It's one of the few good spots where you don't have to worry about kicking someone else's ass for a romantic moment."

Vortex said "Sounds lovely."

Loona asked "What about you and Bee?"

Vortex said "We've cleared our schedules for our date day. Although, she says that what she has planned is a surprise."

Loona said "Maybe it's a date at Ozzie's?"

Vortex said "Nah, it wouldn't be something as simple as that since we could go there anytime. You know, because she and Asmodeus are both Sins and close friends; plus there are no special events going on there anytime soon. At least not the ones I know about. But knowing Bee, it's going to be something big and wild."

Loona said "I do not doubt that."

Vortex said "By the way, she might announce that you and Pinklie have become a couple at her next party."

"Why?" Loona asked.

Vortex explained "Cause when she's seen or heard that other hounds have started relationships, she likes to make announcements about it. While I don't know all of them, I know she does this sort of thing when she's heard of at least 8 couples from that amount of time."

Loona said "I take it there is no way I can convince her not to do that, can I?".

Vortex said "Nope. But don't worry, she's not going to reveal the events that led up to it."

"I believe you. But I only believe her partially; knowing her, she'll imply it to some degree anyway." Loona said after taking another drink.

"You're probably right." Vortex said.

Vortex and Loona would have a few more drinks before leaving the bar; they mostly talked about dating advice and upcoming parties or events that are coming up. They also got into a bar fight with a bunch of shark demons trying to hit on Loona and push away Tex; they made sure that the sharks did not leave the bar alive. The two would leave the bar together and Vortex got a taxi for Loona; he made sure that any taxi that passed by didn't have any creeps waiting to take advantage of Loona. Luckily, the third taxi that arrived was being driven by someone they both knew.

"Thanks again for the info. And the advice on dating." Loona said after she got into the cab.

"No , if you do find any interesting jobs while you're working at the place, could you let me know?" Vortex asked.

Loona said "Sure. But I thought you liked working for Verosika Mayday. Why are you looking for a new job?

Vortex explained "I did but things have gotten bad over there. Along with the pay becoming less, she's been off for a while now and it's getting out of control even for her."

"What do you mean?" Loona asked. She's know Vortex for a while now to know he wouldn't say something like this so lightly.

Vortex explained "I don't know the specifics but it has something to do with her ex being missing, very likely dead. It ranges from rumors of him being killed by humans or a member of the Goetia Family. Either way, she's very broken up about it.".

Loona asked "Why? If she hated her ex so much then why is she so sad about him being dead?".

"I don't know. I only do things for Verosika when she pays me enough and that's it. However, if I had to guess what's wrong then I think it has to do with a regret she has with him. Unresolved emotions about it"

"I see. If I do find out anything that might interest you, I'll let you know." Loona said before she closed the door and the taxi drove away.

While in the taxi got a text response from Pinkle and started a conversation with him.

Pinkle

Sorry for the late reply. I was in the middle of a late shift at work. I would prefer to see you in red. But you look good in anything you wear.

Loona

It's alright. And thank you for the compliment.

Pinkle

Do you have any special requests for our date?

Loona

Where something with black and gold on. But make sure I can see your muscles too.

Pinkle

You got it. Love you.

Loona

Love you, too.

Chapter 7: Lustverse

Notes:

While Helluva Boss is obviously for adults and I assume that everyone who reads my fanfics for it are, I'm putting a warning that this will have some sexual-adult themes in this AU, a little more than usual; it's not too explicit. If you do not like this or you are not an adult, then do not read this at all.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

In a house overlooking a hill within Lust, somewhere in the Lust Ring, Blitzo and Fizzaroli are asleep in their bed, Fizz laying on top of Blitz's chest. As they continued to sleep, an alarm went off, which woke Fizz up first. He got up out of bed, grabbed a pink robe

"Rise and shine, Blitzo." Fizzaroli said before using an air horn to wake him up.

"Fuck. Why with the horn?" Blitzo said, grabbing his pillow and placing it around his horns/ears after he heard that noise.

Fizz giggled "Don't blame me. Blame how fucking fun they are. Besides, we need to get ready to judge the Lust Got Sexy Talent contestants."

"It's only 8 o clock, Fizz. We've got time before that." Blitzo said, as he got out of bed, looking at the alarm clock. He picked up a black robe that was on the ground and put it on.

Fizz said "Yeah, but you still gotta call our landlord about fixing that leaky pipe in the downstairs bathroom. He wrapped his arms around Blitz's shoulders, standing behind him.

Blitz rubbed his eyes for a bit before he said "Fair enough. I'll get up and fix us some breakfast before I do any of that."

Fizz said "You know, I could take a crack at cooking again."

"Ha, hah, ha. No, never again. I'm pretty sure we don't have time to de-Fizz the kitchen." Blitzo said, remembering how Fizz burnt the milk last time, almost causing a fire in their home.

"What, I could burn the orange juice this time." Fizz said playfully.

"Very funny." Blitzo said, laughing a bit.

Fizz said "You know what I'm craving. Breakfast burgers.".

Blitzo said "No kidding, I was thinking the same thing. Figures we need a big breakfast after that night of nasty sex.". He had flashbacks to how he was pounding Fizz from behind, giving him a few spanks on his ass.

"And all the nasty sex we'll have afterwards." Fizz said seductively. He and Blitz would have a makeout session while heading to the kitchen, almost aggressively wrestling with their tongues.

While Blitzo was making breakfast, Fizz was looking around the house to see if there was anything that they needed to get at the store, both in terms of food or basic necessities. Just then, Fizz noticed the mail coming into their mailslot and decided to go get it. Most of the mail was junk but he noticed four pieces that stood out to him.

The first one was a subscription to Latex World. Blitzo and Fizz sometimes buy their clothes there for casual purposes but they've been doing a lot of their shopping there for their entertainment business, Blitzo and Fizz's Sexy Clowns and Stunt Demons; it was like their imp circus but more akin to the themes of the Lust Ring; they did hire a few succubus demons and they have two hellhounds for security purposes. They also hired a fashion designer imp who makes most of the costumes for them and who is able to get them exclusive discounts, sometimes in the form of sex, thanks to how much business she's been getting as a sponsor.

The second one was a magazine for Lust Entertainment. Fizz skimmed through it and came across an article of past winners of the hit show Lust Got Sexy Talent and noticed his and Blitzo's name's and faces on their win four years ago; their sexy acrobatics and stunts made them the winners of that season. Winning the competition helped lay the foundation of their entertainment business; they even managed to get backing from Asmodeaus himself. They met and befriended other rising celebrities, like Verosika Mayday, and started living a life most imps would dream of.

The third one was an invite from a place called Sausage Factory. It was informing Blitzo and Fizz that they qualified for the Sausage Factory Dick Measuring Contest. He remembered how he and Blitzo entered that competition on a whim; neither of them won but they were considered highlights of the competition. Although, Fizz mostly remembers that day for the after contest orgy and how he topped Blitz that one time; he also remembered when they doubled team a succubi named Rod and how he called them both of his daddies at the end of their climaxes.

The fourth one was a letter addressed to Blitzo from Cash. As per their policy on any letters from him, Fizz tore it to shreds and flushed it down the toilet. Neither of them would forgive Cash after what he did to the circus, causing it to burn down, killing Blitzo's mom and his sister, Barbie Wire,in the process; if Blitzo hadn't gotten to Fizz in time when he was surrounded by fire and explosives, who knows what would have happened.

Blitzo shouted "Fizz, breakfast is ready."

"I'll be right there." Fizz said, leaving the bathroom. He then sat down at the table and started eating.

With his mouth filled with food, Blitz asked "Did we get any good mail?"

Fizz said "Most of it was junk but these are some of the best ones we got today.". He left out the part about the letter he received from his dad. He then gave Blitzo the mail so he could look at it himself.

Blitz said "Oh yeah, I heard that they were doing the Dick Measuring Contest. It would be fun to enter that again, just so I could beat that douche, Damian Daggerbain." Damian was a male succubus with a lot of muscles and long flowing black hair. Blitz remembered him and how he always showed off his pecs, flexed his muscles, and his singing voice.

"You're still mad about him winning over you. He only beat you by a few inches." Fizz said, rolling his eyes a bit.

"He used a dirty trick to make his dick bigger for a few seconds during judging. Had he not done that I would have won. Not to mention him getting a best sex ribbon was laughable. "

"Blitzo, you let him fuck you afterwards during the after contest orgy. You liked it. And he topped you."Fizz said, remembering that moment. While that was going on, he was being double pounded by another male imp and a shark demon; the shark demon started a make out session with him afterwards.

"That was a moment of weakness." Blitzo said, blushing a bit.

"Sure it was." Fizz said playfully.

Blitzo said "He's still a douchebag and he's terrible with his tongue. If you don't believe me, ask Verosika; she told me that his tongue work was barely serviceable.".

Fizz said "Maybe I will. By the way, we're still working with her on Earth for that Burning Dick festival, right?" Sometimes they work alongside Verosika's crew during her concerts on Earth

Blitz explained "Yeah, I think so. I'm still waiting to hear back from her about the logistics of it. Although, she does want us to do the opening act for her before going on stage. You're still ok with going to that festival, right?". He also remembers Fizz's reactions to large amounts of fire being very terrifying for him, largely due to the circus fire and how he almost got blown up in it if it weren't for Blitzo coming to save him.

"I am." Fizz said in a calming tone of voice.

Blitzo said "You sure. It may be a sex festival but it does involve fire and I know how you are with fire."

"I'm sure, Blitzo. Even though I'm not completely over fire, I'm fine being around it so long as you are there." Fizz said, placing his hand on Blitzo's hand.

"Alright." Blitzo said. Before he could give Fizz a kiss on the hand, they noticed that Blitzo's phone started to ring.

"It's the landlord."Fizz said, noticing the words "Landlord" on Blitzo's phone.

Blitzo answered it and said "Yello. Hey Doyle. Yeah, we've been having that problem. I was going to call you about it. What? . Can't you reschedule it for another time? No. Fine. One of us will be there.". He then hung up disappointed.

"What happened?" Fizz asked

Blitzo explained "Well the good news is the landlord knows about the leak; it's become a problem in 5 other houses. He's taking care of it but he's automatically scheduled to have ours taken care of this Saturday afternoon; one of us has to be there for that.

Fizz said "I can't do that. I'm going to a dance club with Ace, Dylan, and Joey."

Blitzo said "And I'm entering a poker tournament that day too." He and Fizz then started looking at each other intensely.

Fizz said with a smile on his face"How about we decide who has to do this the right way?".

"Sex showdown?" Blitzo said, licking his lips.

Fizz said "Sex showdown. Since we're pressed for time, we'll stick with the first one to get the other guy to cum first wins."

"You're on, bitch."Blitzo said. The two would finish their breakfast, head for the shower, and the showdown would begin.

After a brief sex showdown that would result in Fizz winning, he and Blitzo would get changed, leave their apartment, and head for Ozzie's, where the auditions for Lust Got Sexy Talent, via a limo that was called for them; while there were other audition locations for the show, they were in charge of the one being held at Ozzie's. While they were walking in, crowds started to cheer for Fizz and Blitzo, asking for their autographs or simple acknowledgements; some of the ladies even showed off their breasts in hopes that the two would sign them. Even though they were pressed for time, the two did some quick hellos and simple initial signing on a few of the fans before heading inside; although, Blitzo made sure that they didn't sign any creeps since he could tell the difference between the creeps and the real fans. Once inside, they met up with Verosika Mayday, their friend and Blitz's friend with benefits.

"Blitzo, Fizz, there you are. I was wondering when you'd two show up."

"Hey Ver. Hope we weren't keeping you waiting too long."

"Nah, I just got here too. I heard that there were some technical issues that they're fixing so it's not like we're the ones keeping everyone waiting. Although, stars like us are worth the long wait.

"I can't argue with that."

"All the technical issues have been resolved."

Blitzo, Fizzaroli, and Verosika would sit down at their chairs, notify security to let the first contestant in for their addition. Everyone there would have five minutes or less to do their auditions. The auditions ranged from showing off their best work through videos or through live sex performances; you were also allowed to leave videos with the judges for further review (with the possibility of it being used for jerking off purposes). The auditions would last for a couple of hours before they were closed. While the trio had a pretty good idea of who made the cut and who didn't, they were going over a few who managed to catch their attention the most and determining which one of them would be personally mentored by either one of them.

"I really liked Burton's performance. He really knows how to be a sexy clown and a classic clown at the same time." Fizz said, looking at a picture of Burton, who was a clown imp that wore a red and silver costume. His performance was a simple pole dance that involved gags being thrown at him, like pies and balloons; he also left the panel a video of him at a clown pageant that he did in Greed, where he won first place largely due to his show involving him doing what he called "gag sex" with an assistant female succubus assistant that he hired.

Blitzo said "Yeah, it almost reminded me of our imp circus performances. You better teach him right, Fizz."

"Oh, I will." Fizz said confidently.

Verosika said "And see if you can get him to do anal with the ladies."Blitzo and Fizz raised an eyebrow, surprised that she knew/thought that. "What, I could tell that he doesn't like anal and that's holding him back."

"What about Triple M?" Fizz asked, holding up the picture of Triple M, which consisted of two imps named Moxxie and Millie and a succubus named Milky. The trio are a married throuple, although both ladies are married to Moxxie. Their audition involved Moxxie singing a sexy love ballad about how he fucked Millie and Milky at the same time; at the same time, Millie and Milky were touching him in every sexual manner that they could, like nibbling his neck, kissing his face, and giving his dick a rub. They also left an audition video that showed them their sex life; the highlights involved Moxxie's tongue work, Millie and Milky's lazy 69 position, and how Moxxie was being pegged by both ladies (which really impressed Blitzo).

Blitzo said "Let me have them. They have so much potential, especially that Moxxie fellow. I can mold them into awesome fuck machines."

Verosika said "No, I should have Triple M. Moxxie has a musical talent that I can mold and make him, Millie, and Milky into real fuck machines at the same time."

Blitzo said "You've got plenty of musical talent with you already. We need them as fuck machines more than that and I'm a better at making that happen."

Fizz noticed that they were staring at each other intently. So he said "How about you two dual mentor them? That way you (Verosika) can mold them into strong musical talents and you (Blitzo) can mold them into amazing fuck machines. I also see this as your best chance to fuck Moxxie equally.".

Blitzo said "I can live with that."

Veroska said "Me too." She and Blitzo would shake their hands on this matter.

"What about you, FIzz? Don't you think that he's fuckable?" Blitzo asked, seeing if Fizz wanted in on fucking Moxxie later too if given the chance.

Fizz said "He's fuckable but not my type of fuckable."

"If you say so. Now, who's going to mentor Mistress Loona?" Blitz asked, holding up a picture of Loona, a hellhound, in a black, leather bondage gear and holding a whip. Her audition involved her using a hellhound friend of hers, Esme, as part of a dominatrix show that involved whips, paddles, and dildos. She also left them a compilation video of her pleasing/torturing other hellhounds with her methods, highlighting how she got each of them off.

Verosika said "Leave her to me. She's a great dominatrix but she's missing a few things that could make her the best. You're ok with that, right Blitz?"

"I'm fine with it. As much as I hate to admit it, you're better at BDSM than I am." Blitzo said, remembering his last experience with Verosika in bondage gear; he also remembered how she played around with his tail during that time, stimulating it with acupuncture needles.

"How humble of you to say." Verosika said, giggling a bit.

"What about Chazz? Are we sure that we should let this guy in? He's got small dick size written all over him; worst case scenario he's a terrible lover." Blitzo asked, holding up a picture of Chazz, a shark demon. His audition involved him singing about how he's brought many demons to what he called "Chazz Town" or "Cum Town". He left them a compilation video that had the song he sang in the background but it showed him how every one of his sexual partners (13), were laying in bed after he (supposedly) satisfied them.

"I agree. Although he would make for a fun laugh for the show itself. It's not like we don't bring along a few jokes for entertainment value." Verosika said, laughing at his photo mockingly. She could tell that most of those partners were either faking it or were completely dissatisfied from their experience with him.

Fizz said "Leave him to me, guys. I've dealt with small dick sized demons before and I can mold him into something presentable."

Blitzo asked "You sure, Fizz? He didn't exactly advertise that he would want to be a clown."

"I'm sure. And if it doesn't work out, then we can simply humiliate him in the end by placing him in the small dick size chair at Ozzie's." Fizz said while Blitzo and Verosika were nodding in agreement.

A voice said "Looks like you guys have a nice selection.". Then suddenly, the symbol of Asmodeus appeared in front of them along with Asmodeaus himself.

Fizz said "Big Oz, this is a surprise. We were just about to go see you about our selected candidates.". He then gave him the list and pictures of the approved acts to him.

Asmodeaus said "I can see that. I'll be sure to look over them and the others and let you know how we'll work them into the show."

Blitzo asked "When should we hear back?"

Asmodeus said "Give me a week. You'll hear something from me then. Why don't you guys enjoy the bar after all your hard work."

"I'm down with that. Now let's relax at the bar. I could use a drink." Verosika said as she, Fizz, and Blitzo got up from their chairs.

"Blitzo, can I talk to you for a minute? Alone." Asmodeaus said, stopping Blitzo from leaving. The two of them headed for another room to talk privately.

"What do you need, Big Oz?" Blitzo asked. He was sort of hoping if he was inviting him and Fizz to his room for dinner and sex, like he sometimes does when both imps are free.

Asmodeus said "I need an unusual favor. You remember how I sometimes asked you to guest on some of the live brothels?

Blitzo said "Yeah, sure. I remember that last one with this sexy cowboy from Wrath who knew how to appreciate horses like I do."

Asmodeus said "Well, I need you to do that again but for a specific client."

"You've never asked me to do a specific client before. Why is this any different?" Blitzo asked, since this was an unusual request from Ozzie based on what he knows about him.

Asmodeus explained "It's in large part due to him helping me out with something important. And every fuck buddy I've tried setting him up with after his divorce hasn't been working. Sure he's been pleasured plenty of times but it feels empty for some reason. I figured I'd go big and ask you to handle this since you've had zero unsatisfied sexual partners"

Blitzo said "Well, since you're asking for my help and this is a close associate of yours. Alright, count me in. But I'll need something from you too."

"What would that be?" Asmodeus asked. Blitzo then pulled out a list called "Plans for Fizz's' Birthday Party" and gave it to Asmodeus to look at.

"Fizz's birthday is coming up and I want to surprise him with this." Blitzo said, showing him the important stuff that h

"Oh kinky. You've got a deal." Asmodeus said.

Blitzo asked "What's the client's name that you want me to fuck?".

"Stolas. He's a Goetia demon. He's a great guy but he's a reserved-shy type." Asmodeus said, showing him a picture of the Goetia doing a sexy-lying pose on a bed naked and shy.

Blitzo said "He seems relatively fuckable.".

At the same time that Blitzo and Asmodeaus were talking, Fizz and Verosika were sharing a smoke at the bar. They also had drinks ready but they were waiting for Blitzo to finish his talk with Asmodeaus. While waiting, Fizz asked Verosika about her experience with Damian Daggerbain, explaining how he's got a good dick but his tongue work sucked.

"So that's how you knew that he was really good in the sack but terrible at tongue." Fizz said, sipping a drink after Verosika told him that story.

Verosika said "Yeah. It was a moment of weakness for me too. But still doesn't change how much of a douchebag he really is and how bad he is with his tongue, so Blitzo is right about that."

Fizz said "Guess I can't lord him over Blitzo anymore."

Verosika said "Oh no, you can still do that. Because that second time we fucked him, not only did he say "harder daddy" but he also made him cum a lot sooner than he normally does. And we both know how long Blitzo can last.". She then took a sip of her drink.

"Thank you, I'll remember that." Fizz said with a sly smile on his face.

"Your still ok with me fucking Blitzo on a casual basis, right?" Verosika asked. Out of all of her sexual partners and friends, she's had sex with Blitzo the most. While they usually have sex with each other during parties or casual hangouts out of boredom, they've been doing it even when they are out on business in the human world or in Lust during or after a show.

Fizz said "Yeah, of course. It's not like I don't fuck around with other demons besides him. Ace and I had sex a few days ago."

"I know that. It's just I've had sex with Blitzo the most out of all of my fuck buddies. I just don't want to accidentally get in the way of what you and he have by doing that." Verosika said, drinking her entire bottle of alcohol in one go.

Fizz placed his hand on her shoulder and said "Ver, I don't have a problem with you being in love with Blitzo. We've talked about this plenty of times."

Verosika said "I know. I just want to be sure that I'm not getting in the way."

Fizz said "Besides, he could use all the love he can get from others, especially from those he trusts. You're someone who understands him more than most demons in Lust. He hasn't had that many ever since the fire; since losing his mom and sister."

Verosika said "What about everyone at your business? From all the times we've worked together, I've seen how he treats everyone there. He's made a name for himself as one the best Imps to work for in all of Lust. Everyone is almost begging to come work for Blitzo and you too.

Fizz said "True. We've become a very successful pair. And everyone has been begging to come work for us. But what they see is his surface level confidence. They see the performer inside of him, who's almost bulletproof, and not the person who's hurting. Even though it was by accident, you've seen his vulnerable side."

Verosika said "Yeah, I have.". She started having flashbacks of a time when Blitzo's dad showed up one time when he and Verosika were out together. She remembered him holding his dad by the neck, nearly choking him to death with tears in his eyes.

Fizz said "That's why I have a favor to ask you."

Verosika asked "What's that?".

"Sometime this weekend, Blitzo is going to be at home with a plumber who's supposed to be at our house. Use that time to tell him how you really feel about him. At the very least, you two should clear the air about this if you're going to be working together during this time

"Alright." Verosika said.

(A week later)

Inside the apartment of Moxxie, Millie, and Milky, they were in the shower together. The trio just got back from a mission that involved a lot of blood, cake, and whip cream; Milky was washing Moxxie's back while Millie was washing Milky's back; Moxxie would wash her back next. Eventually, it would lead them to having brief make out sessions too; Milky and Millie would take turns making out with Moxxie while also giving him a brief make out session in front of him. The trio got out of the shower and headed for the bed. But before they could continue, Moxxie's phone started to ring so he decided to answer it.

"Hello. Yes. OK. Yes, we'll be there. Thank you." Moxxie said before he hung up the phone

Millie asked "Who was that, Moxxie?"

Moxxie said with an excited tone "It was Lust Got Sexy Talent. We're in.".

Milky said "Alright. So who's going to act as our mentor?"

Moxxie said "We're getting dual mentorship with Danger Zone Blitzo and Verosika Mayday."

Milky said "We must be really good if we're getting two mentors instead of one."

Millie said "Indeed we are. But we owe it all to you, Moxxie." She leaned in to Moxxie a lot closer.

"You're the one who knows how to please demons like us and make a song about it." Milky said as she was leaning closer to Moxxie too.

"Well, I have the two most inspiring demons in all of Hell." Moxxie said, kissing both of his girls on the cheek.

Millie said "And if all goes well.".

Milky said "You'll have more demons like us.".

"I'm looking forward to that." Moxxie said as he would start making out with both ladies so they could start having sex.

While the trio were having sex, Moxxie's phone would buzz. It was a message from his mother, Mildred, saying: If you managed to get into Lust Got Sexy Talent, call me in the morning. I have a job for you and your wives. It involves destroying a piece of Crimson's legacy.

Somewhere in a room filled with BDSM gear and devices, Loona was servicing a client (and friend), Vikki; she had her tied to a slab on her stomach around her wrist and ankles. Loona had just finished whipping her before she went by her paddle rack and grabbed a metal paddle with the words "Slut Maker IV" and started slapping her ass. This caused Vikki to scream with pleasure, albeit a muffled scream. She would continue to do this for five minutes until a timer went off.

"Your session is over." Loona said. She's un-tied Vikki from the slab and gave her a bathrobe.

"Thanks again for doing this for me in secret." Vikki said as she was putting on the bathrobe, trying to hide her blushing face.

"No problem, Vikki. What are friends for?"

"I better get going. I have to do something to take care of." Vikki said as she's about to leave for the dressing room area. On her way there, she bumped into another Hellhound. She looked up and recognized him to be Vortex, Loona's boyfriend.

"Another satisfied customer."Vortex said playfully, as he walked toward Loona.

"Tex. You're off early." Loona said while embracing Vortex. The two then shared a brief make out session.

"Thought I'd stop by and surprise you. So, have you heard anything back from them yet?" Vortex asked, talking about Loona's audition for Lust Got Sexy Talent.

Loona said "I have. I'm in and my mentor is going to be Verosika Mayday."

"Awesome. That means you've got the best mentor. Only the best for my girl. So, how should we celebrate?" Vortex asked.

Loona said "I was thinking about that new restaurant in the Pride Ring. You know, Sulfuric Meat and Bones."

Vortex said "I'm down with that. I've heard good things about that place."

Just then, Loona's phone started to ring and see who it was. It was Beelzebub, the Sin of Gluttony. She answered "Hello. Hey Bee. Yeah, thanks. I can't at the moment. Tex and I are going out to eat. Ok. Yes, you just have to fill out the form. Why are you asking me to do this? What does some bet you have with Asmodeus have to do with me? Fine. I'll ask them but I can't guarantee anything. Bye Bee." Loona hung up the phone.

Vortex asked "What did Bee want?"

Loona said "She wants me to come over to her place tomorrow so I can train for the show. She's going to become a customer for one of my sessions. And she wants me to bring you and one other friend of mine."

Vortex asked "Why?.

Loona said "Because of a bet she has with Asmodeaus. She says she'll explain when we see her. You don't mind helping me with this, do you?"

Vortex said "Anything for my girl."

"And Vikki. You can come too." Loona said, knowing that Vikki was trying to hide herself from eavesdropping but couldn't.

Elsewhere, inside of a rundown motel, a hired gun named Striker was on the phone with someone, hung up and started talking to a burnt imp who was laying on the bed.

Striker said to this imp with burn scars, a metal leg, and an eyepatch on her right eye. "It looks like Chazz got in. He's being mentored by Fizzaroli. Does that work for you?"

The Imp said "Yeah, that will work. He can focus on him while we deal with Blitzo and Verosika."

Striker said playfully "Not that you're squeamish or anything but are you sure that you'll be able to kill your brother when the time comes?"

The Imp said "Oh I will. I killed my own father a few hours ago. I can kill him." She was holding a picture of her younger self, her father, her mother and a younger Blitzo; her mother and father had "X's over their faces.

Striker said confidently "That's all I wanted to hear."

The female imp grabbed him by the neck and said with a smile on her face "Now take me already. I'm still feeling the rush from murdering Cash and that slut that he was fucking."

"With pleasure, Barbie baby." Striker said before he and Barbie Wire started making out and stripping off their clothes.

Notes:

And there you have it. Lustverse, or as I would also like to call it, All Roads Lead to Lust. Basically, this one deals with all the main characters having their lives and stories heading toward the Lust Ring, their lives all leading to it. I may do similar ones for the other rings but the best ones that I can do for now, if I do them, are Greedverse and Wrathverse since I can get a pretty good idea on how to do that for everyone. When we see more of the Gluttony, Envy and Sloth rings along with certain lifestyles involved I will do AUs like this one for them.

Chapter 8: Lustverse Short

Notes:

While Helluva Boss is obviously for adults and I assume that everyone who reads my fanfics for it are, I'm putting a warning that this will have some sexual-adult themes in this AU, a little more than usual; it's not too explicit. If you do not like this or you are not an adult, then do not read this at all.

Also, like any other short I make, this one is bounced around the timeline in this au. It's meant to act as a lore dump/story bit for this au in the event I ever do more about it.

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Inside a hotel room, Blitzo and Verosika were on the bed having sex; Verosika was laying on her back while Blitzo was on top of her. While they were doing this, Verosika had on clown makeup and Blitzo had on a horse mask. As he continued to thrust inside of her and she moaned and groaned, it wouldn't be long before he climaxed, releasing his imp juice inside of her; she screamed in ecstasy upon release. Afterwards, he fell back on the bed, next to Verosika; the two of them were panting heavily since this was their third round and they were both exhausted.

"Do you feel a bit better now?" Verosika said, as she's whipping her face off with a wet blanket to get the clown makeup off.

Blitzo says, as he's taking off the horse mask "Yeah. Thanks for doing this for me, Ver. Sorry if I was a little too rough with you.". He then placed it in a nearby box titled "Sex Stuff for Verosika"; it landed on top of paddles, dildos, whips,chains, and

"No problem. It's not like I don't understand why. You've been under a lot of stress lately. "Verosika said, giving Blitzo a kiss on the cheek before laying on his chest. She was referring to the argument that he and Fizzaroli had about Barbie Wire and an assassin named Striker tried to kill them a few weeks ago.

"Yeah but it's not how I want to start this thing we're doing." Biltzo said, looking at her with a somewhat sad look on his face.

"You mean our trial run side relationship?" Verosika said, placing her hand on his face.

"Yeah." Blitzo said. Verosika had confessed her feelings to Blitzo a few weeks ago. Blitzo liked Verosika as his friend, fuck buddy, and business partner at times so the feelings were mutual. And while he was already in a relationship with Fizz and it's not uncommon for an open relationship to be a thing in Lust, mainly because it's always encouraged, they decided to have a trial run relationship to see if they can make this work before fully committing to each other.

Verosika said "It's fine. If anything, I see this as a good step for us since we started.".

Blitzo said "If you say so.".

"Besides, it's not like I wasn't expecting us to do weird sex stuff anyway. Just be sure that you're ready for my weird stuff too." Verosika said, referring to her space alien fantasy.

Blitz giggled "I will." He then gave her a kiss on the cheek. He then changed his tone to a somber tone of voice "Can I ask you something?".

"Sure." Verosika said, noticing that Blitzo wanted to ask her a serious question.

Blitzo asked "Do you think I'm crazy for wanting to save Barbie?"

Verosika said "I don't think there's anything wrong with that. She's your sister, your family. It's only natural. At the same time, she did try to kill you, me, and Fizz."

Blitzo said "Only because she thought we abandoned her. Which we did.".

Verosika sais "You thought she was dead. There's no way you could have known she survived. And became that. This isn't your fault.".

Blitzo asked "Then why do I still feel like a piece of shit for not knowing?".

Verosika said "Maybe it's a sibling thing. I wouldn't know since I don't have any siblings. But it's a sign that you love her and all you want to do is help."

Blitzo asked "But how do I help her? Or even find her? Oz may have his people looking all over Lust but I don't think that's going to be enough. And if it is, I'm worried that they might not bring her in alive.".

"What about that Goetia demon you fucked a few weeks ago? Maybe he has something that Ozzie doesn't have." Verosika said. She heard how Blitzo was asked by Asmodeaus to spend time with Stolas as a favor to him.

"You think?" Blitzo asked.

Verosika said "They have (almost) everything, or something that the Sins themselves do not have. I remember being at a party for one and he talked about how powerful he was and all this stuff he could do. He said he wanted me all to himself, even offered me my own place at the time, but his fiancé prevented that from happening. I still get mail from him every now and then, asking if I'm available for parties outside my turf. I tell him where I am but he never shows up for anything. At the end of the day, I could see how attached he became to me. It almost sounds like what's happening to you.

"Well, I could tell that he had this strange attachment to me after we fucked. I figured my dick was good but I didn't think it was that good for someone like him." Blitzo said, remembering his time with Stolas. He remembered how

Verosika said "Then use that. If he's already hooked on you, I'm sure you can convince him to help you with your sister hunt and maybe get rid of that Striker fellow too. I'll help you."

"He's not into pussy, Ver." Blitzo said, knowing that Stolas was gay based on their interactions.

Verosika said "I can help in other ways. When he tries to contact you again, let me know. I'll tell you exactly what you need to say to get him to help you. And if we play our cards right, we'll probably get him to help you fund that other business that you want to make. The one with the horses.".

Blitzo smiled at the thought of this and said "Alright then. Let's do it."

Verosika said "On to another-similar topic, have you heard from Fizz?"

Blitzo said "I've called but he hasn't responded. He hasn't even responded to the funny shit I've been texting him."

Hiding a sly smile, Verosika said "Just give him some time. Maybe all you two need is some space. Give yourself some time to process things. Plus, it's not a good idea to bring him into our little plan; you know how sensitive he can be."

Blitzo said "Yeah, you're right. But I just want to know that he's at least ok."

Verosika said "Have you checked the FuckHub App? He might have hooked up with someone."

Blitzo said "I did. It said that he was "hooked up" with someone. I just wish I knew who so I could be sure that he's ok and not with some creep.".

Verosika said "I'm sure he's fine. Just be happy that he's not alone and that he's getting laid.".

Blitzo said "Yeah, you're right. Let's get some rest. We can talk and fuck about it in the morning."

"Agreed. And Blitzo. I love you." Verosika said, getting closer to Blitzo's face.

"I love you too, Verosika." Blitzo said, before giving her a kiss on the lips.

Blitzo and Verosika would have one final makeout session before going to sleep. While they slept, Verosika thought to herself "And you'll always have me, Blitzo. I should be thankful for your sister's return, despite her deserving to die for trying to kill me. She's bringing us closer by driving you and Fizz apart. And as much as I like Fizz as a friend and know that you love him, he'll never be able to reach the heights that you and I can reach together. He's only getting in the way of what you and I can be together. If I play my cards right with this whole Barbie Wire incident, I'll be number one in Blitzo's heart. You'll see, Blitzo. I'll be the only one you want from now on. Just you and me."

At Ozzie's tower, Fizz was looking out the window with a sad look on his face. He was looking at his phone, trying to decide if he should even respond to Blitzo's messages. Unfortunately, he couldn't bring himself to respond. He walked away from the window and headed for Ozzie's bed, where Asmodeus was waiting for him. He looked at him, placed his hand on his face with a comforting smile. The two of them would makeout with Fizz getting on top of Ozzie.

Chapter 9: Stolitz AU

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At the Buzco family circus, Blitzo was cleaning the horse stalls when a package arrived for him out of the blue. He noticed that nobody was there to claim it so he decided to open it. It was a small mirror with a letter addressed to him. There were instructions saying to press the button on the side of the mirror when he's alone. Blitzo took the chance to find a quiet spot somewhere he wouldn't be disturbed by anyone. He pressed the button and someone appeared before him. It was Prince Stolas.

"It worked. I'm so glad it worked. Hi." The prince said, excited to see Blitzo again.

"You. Stolas, right?" Blitzo said, surprised to see the prince. At first he thought he figured out what he did to him, stealing stuff from his home, but it didn't sound like that based on how happy he was to see him.

Stolas said "Um,yes. I had this made for us in secret so that we could continue to talk. I know you're busy with being a circus clown and all but would it be possible for us to still remain in touch as friends? At least once or twice a month when I'm not busy with preparing for my role in the Goetia Family."

"I guess I can do that. But why do you even want me as a friend? I'm just an imp." Blitz said, trying to understand why a prince like him would want a friend like him, since he's a lower class demon.

Stolas explained "To be honest, I don't really know. I just feel like you're the only one that I could see as a true friend. Someone that would be honest with me."

"Not exactly what I was expecting to hear but ok. I'll find time for us to talk."Blitz said, deciding to go along with this for now.

Ever since then, Blitzo and Stolas would start to communicate in secret; Blitz would find time to sneak off from everyone at the circus while Stolas would make sure that during his breaks from studying and learning his Goetia Family duties. As a result of their communications, Stolas would gain better insight of what it is like to live as a commoner while Blitz would learn (some) knowledge of what the Goetia family does for a living, or rather what Stolas is supposed to do for a living. Their continued, secret friendship would help each other greatly with the tough times in their lives, especially for Stolas when he was starting to deal with his fiance.

Unfortunately, they would lose touch for quite some time due to Stolas's royal duties and the fire that took Blitzo's family circus and his mother that would make it hard for him to talk to Stolas about it. It wouldn't be until Blitz met up with Millie, introduced her to Moxxie and Loona, that they would meet again when he and Stolas accidentally activated the mirror at the same time again that they would meet again and come together to help each other again.

Inside the office building of IMP, Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie had just come back from a job on Earth that involved killing a rockstar and his two roadies; the client was a former roadie that died from some drugs that they gave her before she died. After they killed the targets and received the money from the client, everyone would go home for the day with the exception of Blitz, who was going to meet up with Prince Stolas at his mansion; before he left the office, he grabbed a bag titled "Sex Stuff for Stolas". Upon arriving at the mansion, he would sneak in through the balcony window of his home and find Stolas in his library.

"Blitz." Stolas said, looking at him with an intense look.

"Stolas. Business or pleasure?" Blitz asked, with a sly smile on his face.

Stolas then smiled with a slightly evil grin on his face and said "Pleasure first, business later. I had a very busy day today and I need to unwind."

"Alright then. I'll bring out the ropes and spice." Blitz said, pulling out a rope and a bottle filled with red powder. He then ran toward Stolas, jumped up high, and the two started making out, their tongues twirling in each other's mouths. Stolas would use his magic to teleport them to his bedroom, where they immediately take off their clothes.

Ever since their reunion, Stolas would act as a benefactor for IMP. He provided Blitz with an asmodean crystal that would allow him access to the living realm, complete with human disguises; he convinced Asmodeaus to give it to him for Blitz due to him assisting him with Goetial Business that needed to be handled discreetly, which was partially true since he did know a few Goetia demons who have stake in the living realm and would want certain humans eliminated for their benefit. Stolas would meet up with these demons and have them pay him for the job but he would give the money to Blitz and his team free of charge, although Blitz did make sure that Stolas did get a cut of the profits since it was only fair. However, there was a thing that he did ask for Blitz's help that was personal to him that he would call "exploring his sexual fantasies". Blitz saw it as helping Stolas explore his sexuality since he could tell that he was touch starved for quite some time. Since Blitz already knew about a lot of crazy sex stuff, he would help Stolas out in finding what he liked so that he could apply it to a future partner one day. Stolas has expressed some interest in wanting Blitz to be his partner; however, Stolas does not try to push him into being that.

"Blitz, where did you learn how to do that thing with your tongue? Stolas said with a smile on his face. He was currently tied up with ropes around his wrist.

"I remember seeing something from an old porno about horses that I saw. I figured you might like that." Blitz said, untying the ropes for Stolas.

"Well, you're right about that. I'm adding this to the list of my kinks." Stolas said, using his magic to pull out a list from his drawer titled "My Kinks" and wrote down what he and Blitz just did. He then asked him "But what was the name of that movie that you got this from?"

Blitz said "It's called Horsejackers in it's a porno.".

Stolas said "Thanks. Maybe I'll watch it in my spare time. By chance, does it have any romantic scenes in it?"

Blitz explained "Not really. There was this one scene that involved Tiffany Tata being in love with Hondo Maximus but I don't think it's what you're looking for. This is a porno, Stolas, not a romcom.". He knew how much Stolas liked romcom stuff but knows how he can get a little too into that sort of thing so he had to remind him of that.

Stolas said "Fair enough."

Blitz said "That being said, Moxie tends to suggest musicals all the time. If he suggests any that involve romantic stuff for you, I'll let you know.".

"Thanks. On to the important business at hand, I need your help in the ring of Wrath next week. For the Harvest Moon Festival." Stolas said with a serious tone of voice.

"For what?" Blitz asked, wondering what he was going to tell him. When Stolas sounded like that, he knew something was wrong.

Stolas explained "An assassination attempt against me. I have reason to believe that Stella is going to have me killed during that time."

Blitz asked "How do you know for sure?"

Stolas explained further "Because of what Octavia told me. While she didn't use the term assassin, she said that her mother really wanted to cause harm to me. That she didn't care who this person had to go through to make it happen. She's still very angry about the divorce. Or more specifically, how I humiliated her during her "Not Divorced Party" by announcing our divorce by throwing her out with all of her possessions."

Blitz said "But didn't you give her a house to live in that's near all the rich fuckers? You'd think the bitch would be grateful for that."

Stolas said "Yes but I heard that house was never sold to anyone because of how cheap it was and that the previous tenant was a crazy cat lady. The only reason I knew about it was thanks to Octavia during our outing together when she bought a taxidermied cat that is said to have come from that same house."

Blitz said "I see. I'll let my employees know about this; we'll be there to protect you. It shouldn't be too hard since my employees are from Wrath anyway. But you know, and maybe this is out of line, I could take care of her for you. Stop her before it starts.". He had a pretty good idea of how bad Stolas's marriage to Stella was based on what he's told him about her. Sometimes he wondered why he didn't kill her first but understood that he did it for Octavia's sake of having as much of a normal life as possible.

Stolas said "While I'm not against the idea, I'd rather not resort to that. At least, not yet. While there's the problem with dealing with her brother, Andreaphus, I'd rather not have her killed for Octavia's sake. She's already going through a tough time with our divorce so I don't want to add to that by having her mother killed."

"Is your daughter ok with us being "close"?" Blitz asked. He remembers how much Octavia did not initially like him because he was getting close to her dad and how he convinced Stolas to divorce Stella while also humiliating her at the "Not Divorced Party".

Stolas explained "Octavia is still getting used to the idea. At least, I think she is. She's still confused as to why I ended things the way I did with her mother but we're working through this as best we can. But she at least understands that you are a dear friend to me. And from what I've heard, she's becoming close friends with your daughter."

Blitz said "Yeah, I noticed that Loona has been talking to Octavia lately. She tries to hide it but I can tell that they're becoming close friends."

Stolas said "I'm just glad that Octavia has a friend. It's the one thing I regret not being able to find her after all these years.".

Blitz asked "Stolas. You're still ok with this, right?" While he didn't mind the whole sexual relationship between Stolas, he didn't want to get in the way of Stolas finding someone else if he wanted too. He viewed him as the one friend from his childhood that he managed to hang on too despite their distance from each other.

Stolas said "You mean our business partnership? Of course. I want to help in any way that I can.".

Blitz said "Yeah, but I'm talking about this whole casual fuck session. I know you've been in a loveless marriage for quite some time but you don't need me to find happiness. I'm sure there are plenty of demons who would want to love and fuck you."

"Maybe. But I want you. I don't know why but you're the one I want. And I know you're not ready for that sort of thing but my door will always be open to you."Stolas said, grabbing Blitz's hand. While Blitz has been relatively vague about what happened to him in the past, Stolas knew some of the details of what happened to Blitz, mainly the fire that destroyed his family's circus. He did find out later in life but was told by others that Blitzo had died in the fire, or no one knew where he was.

"Why? You're a Goetia Prince and I'm an imp. And even if that weren't the problem, you don't know how much I destroyed. Whom I've destroyed." Blitz said, looking away from Stolas for a bit before he placed his hand on his face to turn his head back toward him.

Stolas then said "I know there's a lot I don't know about you, Blitz. But I do know this: you didn't destroy my life. If anything, you made my life better. The talks we had when we were young helped me during the tough times of my Goetia Family duties and being married to Stella. And while we may come from different classes, you're the one that helped me realize that; it helped me find ways to be a better prince. Without that, I don't know what I would be. And while I know I still have a lot to learn about it, I want to learn it because of you. With you. ".

Blitz said "Thanks, Stolas. I don't often hear that from anyone. But would you be ok with being around someone like me?"

Stolas said "I'm sure I will. In fact, since you're still uncertain about that, I think we should find out."

"What do you mean?" Blitz asked with a confused look on his face.

Stolas explained "Let's go on a real date. You pick the day and setting; it doesn't have to be anytime soon, make all the preparations you need. Let's see what a date looks like between the two of us. If it works, then we'll figure out where we go from there. If it does not work, then we'll still remain friends, business partners, and friends who fornicate with each other from time to time."

Blitz said "Are you sure about this? Cause what if we say or do something that we'll both regret." He then thought to himself "What if I do something I regret." He had a brief flashback of what he did to Verosika when they dated. How he ended things with her wasn't pretty and he did regret what happened (to some extent).

Stolas said "I don't care. No matter what happens, I still want you in my life, Blitz. I want to find a way for us to make this work."

"Alright, bottom bitch. I'll come up with something." Blitz said with a smile on his face.

"I'm looking forward to it, my big dick Blitzy." Stolas said with a flirty smile on his face. He then looked down and noticed that the bed covers were rising a bit.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to fuck up the moment by getting hard." Blitz said with a grin on his face.

While it did fuck up the moment a bit, Stolas took this as an opportunity to show Blitz what he has learned from him as extra performance review of sorts. He topped Blitz in their second round, showing off his tongue work with Blitz's dick and his asshole. Not only was Blitz impressed with this, he almost begged Stolas to do it again. Strangely enough, that moment would become a prime motivator for him to come up with a real date for him and Stolas.

Blitz would then come up with a plan for an actual date day for him and Stolas. He put as much thought into it as possible, although he was still worried about fucking it all up; this caused him to change the plans almost all the time. Although, it would get delayed for a while due to multiple factors, like Stolas's assassination attempt, a human organization called DHORKS taking notice of Blitz and his team despite them being in human disguises, and a bunch of cherubs from heaven getting in the way.

(A few months later)

Outside of Stola's mansion, Blitz was waiting for Stolas to come out of his mansion for their date day. He would let M and Loona handle things at IMP for today, especially the job that involved a lot of lumberjacks; Loona was able to go on more missions ever since they hired an intern to act as their receptionist. Octavia was also staying at the IMP office during this time as well; they wanted her to be somewhere safe ever since the botched assassination attempt on Stolas's life; they wanted to make sure that Octavia wouldn't become a target too since it was her that warned Stolas in the first place.

"Oh Blitzy. I'm here." Stolas said as he walked out of his mansion's front door in an elegant outfit. While not unlike his regular outfit, this one was more of a dark blue outfit with a cape resembling stars on it.

"Wow. That's a bit overkill, don't you think." Blitz said, feeling a bit underdressed since all he's wearing is a leather jacket, jeans, and a red shirt. He also tried to hide the fact that he was blushing a bit.

Stolas said "Maybe. But I wanted to look extra nice for you for our real date."

Blitz said "You know that there's no going back after this."

"I know. That's why I think there's nothing to worry about." Stolas said, placing his hand out toward Blitz with a bow. Blitz would grab it and escort him to his van.

That day would mark the true beginning of Blitz and Stolas's romantic relationship. The night where they made out in front of everybody at Ozzie's while also flipping off Fizzaroli, Asmodeaus, and Verosika; Verosika was angry, Fizzaroli was annoyed, and Asmodeaus was impressed. At the same time, they were being watched by the very assassin who tried to kill Stolas, Striker; only this time, he had a metal arm, an eyepatch, and burn marks on his right side.

Chapter 10: Stolitz AU Short

Notes:

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At the IMP office, inside of Blitz's office, he was playing around with stick figures of Moxxie, Millie, and Stolas. He was continuing his foursome fantasy that he was doing a couple of weeks ago before Stolas called him for bodyguard work at Loo Loo Land. Before he could continue with it, he got a buzz from his temp receptionist, Dennis; he would take Loona's place as the receptionist so that Loona could do more fieldwork, especially with the rampant assassination attempts on Stolas's life and IMPs rising business bringing in more clients. Blitz has been thinking about bringing in more help, more assassins, but he hasn't found anyone that stands out for his crew yet; Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are looking too but they would still need to be evaluated by Blitz first.

Dennis said "Boss, you have a visitor. She says her name is Octavia."

"Tell her to come in." Blitz said, before putting the stick figures said

"Yes, sir." Dennis said before buzzing Octavia in.

"Octavia,this is a surprise." Blitz said with a smile on his face. While he hasn't gotten very close to Octavia, he knows how much Stolas cares about her despite him being forced to marry Stella and have her in the first place.

"We need to talk." Octavia said in a serious tone.

Blitz asked "Ok. What do you want to talk about?"

Octavia asked "What happened at the Harvest Moon Festival?".

"Not much. Your dad announced the Pain Games and did the moon ritual. It was the same like every year, according to him. I competed in the games for a bit and tied against another competitor. Moxxie competed too but he didn't do so well; probably due to his baby hands holding him back and lack of upper body strength. Loona has a video of how he did ,if you want to see it."

Octavia asked "Was my mother trying to have my dad killed?".

"What makes you say that?" Blitz asked, surprised to hear her ask that.

Octavia explained "I overheard him arguing with my mom over the phone. He talked about how she sent an assassin to kill him and how you protected him from him."

"It was just another opportunistic assassin. But me and my team took care of it, no problem." Blitz said to her. Although, unlike most opportunistic assassins, Striker was a lot more deadlier than your average imp assassins; had he not been hired to kill Stolas, Blitz would have liked to offer him a job at IMP.

"This wasn't like Loo Loo Land where it was just a bunch of is going on? Is my mom trying to kill my dad?" Octavia said, demanding to know what's going on.

"The assassin who tried to kill your dad but he didn't say that your mom hired him. It easily could have been anyone that hired him to kill your dad. But we're looking into it and we're taking steps to prevent that." Blitz said, which was mostly true; while Striker did not admit it at the time, he could tell that he was hired by Stella, or another royal, because of the blessed weapons he had.

Octavia asked "But you suspect my mom, don't you?". Ever since Stolas suddenly kicked Stella out of the house after their Not Divorced Party, Octavia hears almost all the threatening calls that her father gets from her. It was almost like she wanted to kill him.

Blitz said "Yes, I do suspect your mom.". He didn't think lying to Octavia would work, so he answered honestly. Although, he hoped that his tone of voice would lead her to believe that he simply suspected her among other royal suspects that might want Stolas dead, or just anyone in general.

Octavia asked "Are you going to kill her in retaliation?".

"What, anything, we don't have too since the assassin was paid so much money up front that I'm sure that your mom doesn't have enough to repay him or anyone else at the moment. And since we're so good at our jobs that she'll be wasting all her money on something that won't work since all other assassin's will be too afraid of us to do anything about it since your dad is hiring us." Blitz said, hoping that this would make her feel better.

Octavia shouted "That doesn't make me feel better."

Blitz said "Sorry that it isn't.". He wasn't mad at her for shouting at him like that since she can understand why she would be feeling this way.

Octavia changed the subject and asked "Dad said that you two are friends; that I can trust you were such good friends, why did you lose touch?".

Blitz said "Because our friendship was secret, we couldn't really keep in touch like we wanted to. And some stuff happened in my life afterwards that prevented me from seeing him.". While Stolas knew about the circus fire from Blitz and some of the stuff he did afterwards, he decided not to tell Octavia about it

Octavia said "Yet you somehow managed to convince him to kick my mom out of the house and divorce each other, causing this whole assassination problem to start in the first place. Why would a close friend tell someone that they haven't seen in a long time to divorce their wife?"

Blitz said "Your dad should be the one to tell you this, and I'm sure that he will, but I'll tell you this much. Your mom doesn't like your dad. I don't think she did for a long time. And while I'm sure he did everything he could to make their relationship work but it clearly wasn't working anymore. He knew it, she knew it and we decided to give her a nice push to end it before it got to the point that she would be unhappy."

Octavia looked away for a bit and asked "Are you going to convince him to abandon me?

Blitz said "No. I would never do something like that."

Octaiva said "How can I be sure of that? I don't know you anymore than you know me."

Blitz said "Because you're his daughter and he loves you more than life itself, more than he could care about some long lost friend like me. You know, when we first started talking again he couldn't stop talking about you.".

Octavia said "He did?"

Blitz said "Yes. One of the things we talked about the most was you. I also talked about Loona too but you get the idea. I'm not saying you have to like me, Octavia. I know I'm the reason your mom wants your dad dead. But you should know that I care about him. And I would never let anything bad happen to him. But also known that he loves you more than anything and he would never leave you behind."

Octavia asked "Do you love my dad?".

Blitz said "I care about him. But your dad deserves someone who can make him happy. Romantically, I mean. All I'm doing is helping him out with that.". He didn't want to say that he did love Stolas, not just because of his own problems and self hatred about love, but that it would only make it harder on Octavia in another way.

Octavia didn't know what else to say and decided to leave without saying a word. While she could tell that Blitz was being sincere-honest with her, she couldn't really accept everything as fact but it was enough for now. She still didn't understand how an imp like him could convince her dad to kick out her mom but she intends to find out from her dad.

Once she left, Blitz would start to have some remorse for how Octavia was feeling right now. He wished that he could just tell her about how Stolas and Stella were arranged to be married for the expressed purpose of having her assassinated after precautionary heir for whatever fucked up reason. But he wanted to leave it to Stolas, so he could tell her when the time was right. All he could do is be there for her when asked and keep her safe as well.

(A couple of months later)

Blitz would be pointing his pistol at Stella, who is holding an angelic blade, while protecting Octavia from her.

Notes:

For extra context about this au, since Blitz and Stolas were friends a lot longer in this AU, they didn't initiate an "official affair"; instead, Blitz convinced Stolas to kick Stella out of the house almost immediately after the Not Divorced Party, except it was in a more humiliating way that was almost the equivalent of Stolas sleeping with Blitz after that party in the original timeline. This was meant to replace the affair but at the same time it was another way to kick the conflict that Octavia would have since I didn't want to get rid of it completely in this AU. Depending on how season 3 of Helluva Boss deals with Octavia's character, will somewhat influence what I might do with Octavia in this AU; however, if I can do it right, the next one that will directly involve her will likely be a combination of Queen Bee and Seeing Stars rolled into one. Would you be interested in a short or chapter like that?

Chapter 11: Stolitz AU Short 2

Summary:

A second Stolitz Au short. Stolas and Blitz's Pillow Talk.

Notes:

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Inside of a hotel in Lust, Blitz and Stolas were resting in bed after another long “date day”; this room was recommended by Asmodeaus himself as the most private room there.Unlike their original date day that resulted in them becoming a couple, this one was more lite in comparison; they did dinner, movie, and a hotel room in Lust; they picked this hotel because it was the safest one they could go to where they didn’t have to worry about assassin's coming after them and it offered surprise experimental sex toys too.

The two were really looking forward to this after the past couple of months; Blitz hiring and evaluating new employees, Stolas being bogged down with sudden Goetia Family duties-request, fighting off assassin's sent by Stella and now Andreaphus, facing off against Verosika’s flash mob of Blitz haters with the help of Striker, and having a double father-daughter dinner with Octavia and Loona in hopes of getting them closer to each other (mainly getting Octavia to be closer to Blitz).

Blitz and Stolas had just finished their third round. While Blitz has always been a top, he gave Stolas the chance to top in this round, mainly to see what he has learned from all the sex lessons they had in the past and the places that they went to as well. He believed that he improved but the toys that he used, like the Dragon Driller 5000 and the Horse Whipper 400 helped; although, he had Blitz use the former on him while being more dominant toward him as well.

“That Dragon Driller 5000 was magnificent.”Stolas said, as he continued to pant from exhaustion; the two of them had just finished a few minutes before the climax.

“No kidding. We have to get one for ourselves whenever it reaches the market. That and the Horse Whipper 400.” Blitz said confidently while holding an electronic riding crop.

“I saw that one coming too.” Stolas said before he and Blitz gave each other a kiss.

Blitz used his tail, grabbed the remote, and turned on the television. He then said while Stolas placed his head on his chest “ Well of course you did, bitch. I’ve gotta take care of my tall, horse sized boyfriend with my best work.

Stolas said “I agree. So what should we watch while we rest up before round 4?”

“I was thinking we'd watch that human show Ghostfuckers.” Blitz said, as he found the channel where Ghostfuckers was playing. “It’s always interesting to see how Bethany catches the ghost each time.”

Stolas said “You know ghosts aren’t real, right Blitz?”

“Just let me have this thought.”. Blitz said with a puppy dog smile on his face.

“Alright.” Stolas said, rolling his eyes a bit but he had a smile on his face.

Bethany said while doing sexy poses “I'm sensing a major sexy aurora coming from this place. The burned celebrity presence is here and it wants to ravish me with his ghostly cock. He wants to show me what it feels like to be ravished like he did his ex. Let's see where he takes me. And what he does to me.”.

“Ghostfuckers will be right back after these messages.” A human announcer said as soon as the title of the show appeared.

“Tonight on Fallen Stars. We'll be seeing celebrities falling into alcoholism, secret affairs, and becoming boring and ugly due to old age all in one go.” A female voice said when the title of the show appeared along with the described events mentioned. It showed a drunk succubus singer, laying on the streets, surrounded by bottles; a male imp sneaking out of the house of an Infestor demon while her husband is just showing up from work; and a wrinkled up succubus singer who looks so old that she’s hardly considered beautiful by Lust standards.

Then an image of Verosika Mayday appeared with the title The Fall of Verosika Mayday. The announcer said “And a special hour long special on the fall of Verosika Mayday who almost overnight has gone from one of Hell's most famous celebrities to the most hated pariah. Including footage of how she killed some of her fans with testimony from her surviving former fans.” Then it cut to her house of residence where there were demons holding signs like “Fuck you, Verosika. In a bad way”, “Die, Verosika, Die”, “Down with Verosika Mayday”, or “I hate you, Verosika”; some had torches and were throwing rocks at her house as well.

A male imp named Joshua said “I can't believe that I was almost killed by Verosika Mayday. What the fuck.”.

A female succubus named Trixie said “I knew Verosika was crazy but I didn't think she was serial killer crazy.” She was also wearing an anti Verosika Mayday shirt.

A (supposed) friend of Verosika, Kiki said “Just because your ex is dating a royal doesn’t mean you have to drag us down into your suicidal bullshit. That experience was more than enough for me to cut ties with Verosika forever.”

A duo of male succubus started singing in anger “She's a loser, baby. A loser and a baby. She's a fucked up, whinny bitch.”

Blitz’s heart was racing after seeing all these hateful comments toward Verosika. Not only was he having flashbacks of the circus fire but also the events that led to that; the images consisted of Striker’s sinister laugh, Verosika surrounded by her anti-Blitzo brigade, oil drums and dynamite exploding everywhere, injuring or killing everyone there, and Verosika having a gun to her head.

Stolas noticed this, grabbed the remote and turned off the television so Blitz could calm down.

“Are you alright?” Stolas asked, as he held Blitz tightly.

“I'm fine. Let's see what else is on.” Blitz said, calming himself down. He tried to look for a different channel for them to watch but Stolas took the remote away.

“That can wait. You're thinking about what happened to Verosika, aren't you?” Stolas asked.

Blitz turned away for a minute with a sad look. He turned back to Stolas and said “Yeah. I still can’t get that image of what almost happened to her out of my head. That moment where she almost blew up got to me; it reminded me of what happened to Fizz.” He remembered how she and Striker teamed up to get revenge on him, using other exes and thirsty Verosika Mayday fans to get back at Blitz in droves. While this was stopped thanks to Stolas, she was nearly killed when he planned on using oil drums and matches to blow Blitz and everyone there up, including her. While everyone hated Striker for doing it, they blamed Verosika more for setting them up; it was to the point that the anti-Blitzo crowd no longer hated him.

Stolas said “That was Striker’s fault, not yours. He used her and all those people just to lure you out so he could kill you. And then kill me.”. He remembered how he was in the area, using his abilities to save everyone from the explosions, although he was mainly trying to save Blitz the most.

Blitz said “But I still feel I pushed her into his arms like that. And now all of Hell hates her because of it.”.

“Well, if you’re going to blame yourself for what happened to Verosika, then I share the blame too. My lustful love confession toward you at Ozzie’s is what drove her toward working with Striker in the first place; afterall, I called her a “loser bitch with fake balloon tits” and I cucked her in front of everybody at Ozzie’s, thinking I was doing that to Stella just to show how better you were than her. And there’s the fact that I called her a failure as a lover for not knowing the real you in the first place like I do; that if she was so good how come she couldn’t keep you around.” Stolas said, remembering how he was at Ozzie’s. He couldn’t take all the insults Blitz was getting from her and Fizz, so he stood up and called them out on their flaws; mainly he told Fizz how he was a attention whore pet and pointing out to Verosika if Blitz is such a bad lover then how was he able to always satisfy him and why she's such a loser stalker about it. Asmodeaus pointed out how he traded Blitz for a hottie like Stella but that only caused Blitz to say that he should sit in the same room as her for an hour and say that again. All of this leading to them having a brief sex show in front of everyone simply to show how amazing of a lover Blitz is to him and how Fizz and Verosika just missed out on him.

Blitz said “Well, how you did it did convince me that you were serious about wanting to date me. I mean, I knew you were serious about it but I didn’t want you to have to regret it or have your heart broken by me. Sure, we went on that date to prove to you that I'm not date worthy to you but I mostly did the opposite.”. Strangely enough, Blit had picked some of the worst places to take someone on a date but each of the locations somehow managed to fit Stolas’ fancy or Blitz found a way to make it work. The only reason he picked Ozzie’s as the last location was to make it expensive from a cost standpoint but that didn’t matter to Stolas and he was considerate with what he ordered too.

Stolas said “I knew what I was getting into when I decided that I wanted that date day. And I also knew who you really are on the inside, regardless of how much time has changed since our childhood.”.

Blitz said “Not many do. I tend to hide how I really feel about things, or just focus on killing to forget about the pain. And when that doesn't work I somehow fuck it up myself. You’re dating damaged goods, Stolas.”

Stolas placed his hand on Blitz's face and said “I don’t see it that way. I see someone who's struggled to get the things he wanted for himself while most of the world pushed him away and failed to understand him.Besides, I’m not exactly the right person to judge what you did. And I’m not exactly any better. I barely knew anything about imp kind until I met you. All I thought about them was they were supposed to bow down to me, or other stuff that the Goetia Family tried to instill into me.”.

“Well, I can tell you that you're not like the other royal fucks out there.Sorry if that was offensive.” Blitz said, realizing what he said to Stolas.

Stolas looked away for a bit and said “No, it's fine; I still have a lot to learn about impkind, especially now that I’m dating you. And when it comes to the Goetia Family, there are some who are terrible to the point of calling them that is appropriate. And if said correctly, I rely on your snarky remarks about royals to keep me in check.”

Blitz asked “What do you mean?”.

Stolas explained “A while back you said,that there are plenty of demons out there who would want to love and fuck me. And while I did try to do that during those sex parties, none of the other men really clicked for me as a partner; sure I made a few new friends but they didn't have what you had.”

Blitz asked “What was that?”.

Stolas said “The ability to really let me have it; you’d be the one to call me out on my bullshit. You'd remind me of the dangers of what it would mean to look down on others. I know there are huge class differences between us and I want to overcome them as best I can.”

Blitz said “Yeah, but anyone who was serious about wanting to be with you could do that.”

Stolas said “Maybe but you’re the one I feel could remind me of that and truly mean it. Everyone else might ignore it without thinking of what it would mean. And by extension, I would ignore and do something that would hurt someone, whether I meant it or not. I feel that you're the only one that could truly keep me in check, both from a friendship and romantic standpoint. It’s one of the reasons I love you.”

Blitz said “Stolas, when I'm around you I feel less shity about myself. That I'm not just some guy who destroys everything. Who makes the lives of others worse. You're the one that reminded me after all these years that I wasn't that kind of guy. I'm still new to being emotional around you and others but I'm happy that you helped me remember that, just as much as I was happy that you remembered me at all. You're the heart that I lost, Stolas.”

Stolas said “I could never forget someone like you. Ever since I met you, I felt that my life didn't have to be set in stone. Through all the difficult times in my life, your friendship with me was something that I held on too; it helped me through the good and the bad. I know we missed so much time together and I know that there’s still a long way to go but I want to walk down this path with you. You're the light of my life, Blitz.”

Blitz said “Hey. Why don’t we skip round four for tonight and just cuddle.”.

“I’d like that. Although, it looks like big dick Blitzy has other plans.” Stolas said, looking down at Blitz’s dick.

Blitz said nervously “That's not me trying to fuck up the emotional moment. Sometimes your soft, emotional voice can be a turn on.”.

Stolas said “I know, darling. We all know.”. He gave Blitz a kiss on the forehead before they started cuddling; Blitz was up front while Stolas was behind.

While the two of them cuddled, they each thought about what the next step would be in their relationship, although what they thought about was similar they thought about it differently.

Blitz thought about how he and Stolas could try living together. However, he knew that he and Octavia couldn't fit in his apartment and he wasn't really comfortable in living in Stolas's mansion; other than the size of it alone, he didn’t want to possibly deal with any dangerous Goetias that might stop by and somehow get Stolas in trouble. Since IMP is making a lot of money, he’s thought about moving himself and Loona into a bigger apartment. But he began to wonder if he could move them into a house that would be big enough for them, Stolas, and Octavia. And there was the fact that he still had to win Octavia over somehow, despite her friendship with Loona.

Stolas thought about proposing to Blitz, or Blitz proposing to him. The idea of them becoming a family was one of his immediate fantasies after they became boyfriends. Although, he knew that it would be a long way before he could even get Blitz to consider that. At the same time, he was afraid of what the Goetia family might do to stop that type of union. The worst case scenario they would probably have Blitz killed or worse; there’s also the chance that IMP could be threatened as well. He then began to wonder if he should give up his rank and title as a Goetia Prince if it meant he could be with Blitz; but doing that would mean he wouldn’t have the money needed to assist Blitz and other imp businesses that he wants to endorse. And then there was Octavia and her thoughts on the matter too; he couldn't just give it all up and expect her to be ok with it.

However, before they could think of that, they would have to figure out where Verosika is and how they can help her.

Notes:

I kind of wish I had finished this on Valentine’s day but I think the day after it still works. I’m really proud of this one because this AU highlights that while Stolas and Blitz are together in this world, they still have things that they are still working on but it’s getting there. I also wanted to give a little bit of context of how Ozzies went in this world. Any further details would be in a full chapter that would revolve around what I would call their Date Day and that’s still going to require more in depth thought for me to make that.

I’m still working on the other shorts and the new AU ideas but remember that it still takes time for me to make those since I always try to make sure that it’s done right. However, I am also finding ways to update as much as possible.

Chapter 12: Glass Shards

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Somewhere in a room filled with stars, a woman wearing a black and purple cloak is looking at a book filled with stars in it. As she continues to look, she received a letter from someone. The letter said: Five shards from the barrier have broken apart and have fallen into your sector. Please have this taken care of immediately. I suggest going in the order of the biggest piece to the smallest piece. A map appeared before the figure too that would help her find the pieces. She then opened a portal and headed for the first location of the shards

 

The first place she went to was a warehouse in Greed. When she entered the warehouse, a group of imps and a few shark demons and succubi were preparing for war. No one there could see or hear her so she was able to walk in unnoticed. She found the glass shard in an office on a nearby box that’s filled with weapons. When she walked into the office, she saw Moxxie, Millie, and Sallie Mae talking strategy about attacking a warehouse that belongs to Crimson; Millie and Sallie Mae’s family were setting things up in the event that Crimson has any forces left in Wrath to retaliate against their farm.

 

“When are we going to attack your pa?” Sallie Mae asked Moxxie as he was going over the strategy to take down Crimson.

 

Moxie said “Based on this information we have, we should be able to attack him in a week.

 

Millie asked “Why not now?”

 

Moxxie explained “Because we’ve backed him into a corner in a way that no one can help him but there is one other boss we have to make sure we don’t hit while also hitting him.”

 

Sallie Mae asked “And how are we supposed to do that?”

 

Moxxie said “That’s where you come in, Sallie Mae.”

 

As soon as the hooded figure grabbed the piece, everyone in the office, the entire warehouse, just disappeared. She said to herself “That world was filled with Greed; as if all the paths were leading toward Greed itself.”

 

The second place she went to was in Wrath Ring. It took her a while but she found the glass shard inside an abandoned mine. When she walked into that mine, she saw Striker and Stella cheering, surrounded by heaps of gold, jewels, and money.

 

“Another excellent haul.” Striker said as he was looking at a ruby. He and Stella had just finished robbing a train that was filled with money and jewels that were meant for a bank belonging to the Goetia Family.

 

Stella said “I told you that the train was going to have a lot of money. Now we won’t have to starve for weeks and I’ll be one step closer to living my lavious life again.”. She was eager to get back to a rich lifestyle after her banishment into the Wrath Ring because of Stolas.

 

Striker said “Says you. This is all mine. All you’re getting is the finders fee.”

 

Stella shouted “I deserve more than that. Without me, you wouldn’t be making any money and gaining a reputation.”

 

Striker shouted “Don’t you dare talk down on me, women!”

 

Stella shouted “Don’t you dare talk to me like that, you filthy Imp!”

 

Striker shouted again “I’ll talk to you however I want you free loading, blue blooded bitch.”. Then the two of them started making out, their tongues twisting around as they fell into the pile of riches.

 

The hooded figure couldn’t take it anymore and grabbed the shard. Once she did,the pile, Stella, Striker, and everything in the cave disappeared. She then said “I guess even the most rotten individuals will find love with each other. Although, I wonder if that was true love or rageful Lust.

 

The third place she went to would be Ozzies in Lust. She wanted to be as quick as possible when it comes to this location since Asmodeasus himself could be here and running into a Sin could be troublesome. However, when she arrived in Lust, she noticed how the place was almost in ruin; she looked up and noticed that she could see the skylines of Greed and Envy mixing, almost like their rings had merged or broken. She didn’t understand why it was like this

 

“Looking for this.” Asmodeaus said after he just finished playing the piano. He was holding the shard

 

“Yes.” The hooded figure said.

 

Asmodeaus asked “Should we be concerned about this?” The Sins are aware of the multiverse but they make sure to gather in the event that there is a threat to their reality. They tend not to mess with it since they never want to run into versions of themselves, which could cause all forms of chaos that none of them wanted.

 

The hooded figure said “No. If it becomes a problem, one of our representatives will inform you and this reality about it. Although, it looks like this world is on its final legs.”

 

Asmodeaus said “Yeah but when it comes to the multiverse we have to be sure. If all you’re after is this shard, then I don’t have to report it. Even though the world is ending.

 

The hooded figure asked “Why are you by yourself? I would have assumed that the Sins would be together when their world is ending.”.

 

Asmodeaus said “We're meeting up later to say our goodbyes. This is just our alone time to reflect about past memories. And remember the ones we loved.”. He opened a locket that contained a picture of Fizzaroli.

 

“I see. Well, goodbye Asmodeaus. I hope you had a wonderful life.” The hooded figure said before she took the glass shard and disappeared before him.

 

“I did. A long time ago.” Asmodeaus said, looking at photos on top of his piano; one was of him and Fizz in bed together; the second one was of him and Fizz with Blitz, and Stolas  on a double date; and the last photo was of him and Fizz’s wedding.

 

The fourth and fifth pieces were all in the Pride Ring but in two different locations. 

 

The fourth piece was in the IMP office. The hooded figure opened the door and found the place all but empty, almost like it had been abandoned. While walking through the place, she came across the glass piece in what used to be Blitz's office. However, Loona and Vortex were in there talking.

 

Vortex asked Loona “Is there nothing I can say to talk you out of this?”. She was packing her bag filled with weapons as they were talking.

 

Loona said “No. Look, I'm only going to be gone for a couple of months. All I'm doing is advancing my skills so I can be a better assassin.”

 

Vortex asked “Can't you do that with Moxxie and Millie?”

 

“Yeah but they'll hold back. The promise they made with my dad would prevent that. Besides, these guys will help me get the skills that I need, which Moxxie and Millie have, and they can prepare me for the future.” Loona says as she’s about to walk out but Vortex stops her by getting in front of the door.

 

He then said “And then you're going to go on a suicide mission. Come on, Loona, we both know why you're really doing this.”. He remembered how devastated Loona was when her father, Blitz, was killed; she had closed herself off from everybody for a while before opening up again.

 

Loona said “It's only a suicide mission if you plan on not coming back from it alive. I have every intention to live.”

 

“And then have all the Goetia Family on you afterwards. Bee won't be able to…..  “ Vortex said before Loona interrupted him.

 

She said sternly “I don't expect Bee to save me. I didn't expect it then anymore than I do now. All I can do is appreciate the attempt. I'm just one hellhound, that's not going to matter to her.”.

 

Vortex shouted “Yes it will! And it will matter to me too. And Gigi, Russ, Pinklie, Spine, Scoot, Red, Pauline, Brandon, Rachel, Smith, Moxxie, and Millie. Do you really want to do that to us?”

 

Loon said “No. I would never want to hurt you guys like that.”

 

Vortex asked “Then why are you leaving like you’re never coming back?”

 

Loona shouted, almost like she was going to cry “Because Blitz  was my dad, Vortex! He gave me all his love even after all the bullshit I put him through . And I hardly gave it back. I couldn't even say I loved him in his final moments before……..before they cut his head off. I can't change that but I can get stronger enough to get back at the ones that took him away from me. I don’t want this to be the last time I see any of you but I can't let this go, no matter how hard I try. And if I stay around any of you anymore then it's only a matter of time before these feelings become something you'll all hate.”.

 

“Loona I…….” Vortex said before Loona she grabbed a can of “Sleepy Spray” and sprayed Vortex with it. He tried to fight it but he fell to the ground.

 

Loona leaned down, gave Vortex a kiss on the head and said “Goodbye, Vortex. Thank you for being my friend. And tell everyone I love them.”.

 

The hooded figure watched as Loona left the office before she grabbed the shard and left. She said “I’m so sorry, Loona. You didn’t deserve to lose your father.” The room turned empty; instead of it being abandoned, it looked like it was closed for business for today.

 

The fifth piece was in front of Stolas’s mansion at the front door inside. She was about to pick up the piece and get ready to leave until she heard a van outside. The van belonged to Blitz and he was with Stolas. The hooded figure used an advanced cloaking technique to hide her presence since there was a chance Stolas could sense her. However, she also started to eavesdrop on their conversation.

 

Stolas said “So, everyone in Hell knows about us.”. He and Blitz had just come back from their date

 

Blitz said “Well, doing a live near hardcore sex show in front of everybody after roasting two celebrities and the Sin of Lust himself is going to do that. Do you regret it?”

 

“No, never. Do you?” Stolas asked. He knew that he sprung that lustful-love confession mainly to stand up to Fizz and Versoika for making fun of/insulting Blitz

 

Blitz said “No. If I’m being honest, it was one of the greatest moments of my entire life. So was this whole date day thing we did all day.”

 

Stolas said mockingly “Even though all your attempts to show me why you're not dating material failed?” Blitz picked places that were considered the worst possible places to go on a first time date but somehow it all worked out thanks to some of his actions and things that just so happened to occur that made the date better.

 

Blitz laughed a bit “Yeah.” He then said seriously “Stolas, I just didn't want you to waste your love on me. I'm not really good at feelings and shit. And you're a prince who could do so much better than someone like me; you could have anyone in Hell if you put your mind to it. You could do so much better than just some asshole imp.

 

Stolas placed his hands on Blitz’s hands and said “You’re not just an imp to me, Blitz. You’re the most important demon in my life. And I know that there are huge class differences between us but I want to work through that. All I’m asking is that we give this a try.”

 

Blitz asked “But what will the Goetia family think? I don't want you to get in trouble or shamed by them because of me.”

 

Stolas said firmly “I don't care what they think. No matter what they say, I’ll always want you in my life. Although, I do wonder what your family would think of us; I wouldn’t want you to put you in a tight spot with him.”

 

Blitz laughed for a bit and said “M&M will see it as me no longer trying to observe them anymore. And Loona might not care either way. But what about Octavia? She doesn’t exactly like me all that much.:

 

Stolas said “I was hoping to have more time to explain things to her about this whole thing. But if we’re going to become a couple, I’ll have to tell her right now. Hopefully, she’ll understand and over time she’ll start to like you.”

 

The hooded figure didn’t want to hear anymore and grabbed the shard, thus leaving the mansion behind. She found herself in what appears to be the ruins of Stolas’s castle, almost like it was hit by some kind of battle. She didn’t want to think about it further and opened a portal 

 

When she arrived in a room filled with nothing but darkness, she was greeted by someone. This someone was Charlie Morningstar. However, this Charlie Morningstar was different; she was wearing a dress similar to that of her mother, Lilith, but it was red and her horns were showing, almost as big as her mother’s horns.

 

Charlie said “Octavia, you’re back, early.”.

 

Octavia took off her hood, revealing her face to Charlie. She looked older but her hair was cut short and wearing a silver tiara. She said “It didn’t take long to find the shards since they were in places where the danger was minimal.”

 

Charlie asked “Did any of the Sins see you?”

 

Octavia said “Just Asmodeus. He was polite about giving me the shard and letting me leave; he’s one of the most reasonable of the Sins when it comes to the multiverse, even though his world is falling apart.”

 

Charlie asked with a concerned look on her face “Did it look like his world was falling apart naturally or was it caused by an external force?”

 

Octavia said “It was a natural occurrence, nothing more. But maybe there was something I was missing when I arrived there.”

 

Charlie said “Did you feel a slight chill in your spine, like someone was watching you?

 

“No.” Octavia said. She never felt that in any of the worlds either.

 

Charlie said “Then it was a natural ending world. The reports from our fellow Observers have stated that the first sign of an unnatural occurrence in the multiverse is that slight chill in your spine when they are in a world that shouldn’t be ending. 

 

Octavia said “That’s not much to go off of.”

 

Charlie said “I know but we’re investigating. We have to make sure that this threat is dealt with swiftly; we can’t have heaven or hell getting involved in this. I will keep you posted.”

 

“Understood.”Octavia said as she’s about to leave.

 

Charlie said “Did you see a version of your parents again?”

 

“I would rather not talk about that.”Octavia said before she continued to leave. She tried to hide a tear coming down her eyes but she couldn’t.

Notes:

This is another experimental attempt for me to update HBA but also give sneak peaks for each of the worlds I am working on, concepts of ongoing worlds that I can’t or won’t make a short of (depending on how I feel and what I think I can get done)
The first world was a taste of Greedverse; that world would likely focus more on Moxxie and Millie. The second world might be the Wrathverse. I haven’t really thought about it that much other than I do know I want to do a Striker and Stella ship in one of my AUs but I don’t know when. The third world I do not know what I will do with that one; all I really did was show how the Sins might react to the multiverse or multiversal beings.
The fourth world was a taste of my Mastermind AU where Blitz would die; I want to do that but that concept would require me to think about where I want to start along with seeing if season 3 might have concepts I could apply to it.The fifth one was my Stolitz AU; another glimpse into that world’s version of Ozzies but it’s the aftermath.

If I do decide to go down this route, I will likely make this version of Octavia, who I will not give an exact world origin yet. The same goes for that version of Charlie Morningstar; other than her origins not being relevant, I would likely focus on her in a Hazbin Hotel Alternatives fanfic but I’m not going to do that since I’m not ready for that and I want to focus on Helluva Boss Alternatives right now.

Let me know your thoughts if you want to see more updates in this format. Also, never forget that you can leave me ideas for AUs; just remember that there is no guarantee on me doing them but it can help with my updates one day too.

Chapter 13: Evolveverse

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Somewhere on a rooftop in the human realm, a trio of imps and a hellhound are watching a political candidate giving a speech to a bunch of ignorant humans inside of that building; their names were Blitz (the leader), Millie, Sallie Mae, and Loona. While they were watching this, the leader of the team was looking through binoculars; these binoculars were able to see the souls of every human there but their target was the political candidate. The client wanted this candidate dead so he could have his soul for his collection of crazy human politicians. 

 

“This is Blitz. We’re in position. Sniper team,what’s everyone’s status?” Blitz said over a walkie talkie. 

 

“I’m ready, sir.” The first sniper, Moxxie, said while he was hiding on top of a five story building

 

“Ready, boss.” The second sniper, Striker, said while

 

A seductive voice said “Can we hurry this up already, Blitzo? I have a nail appointment after this.” The voice belonged to Verosika Mayday, the team’s seducer, and Blitz’s ex-fiancé. She was standing near an electric box, unlocking it by using a key. She was in her human disguise while doing this.

 

Blitz said mockingly “That depends, Verosika. Are you in position to cut the power, or are you still sucking off all the security guards?”

 

“I just finished with this guy. I’m ready to shut off the power.” Verosika said, looking at three security guards lying in the coroner with their pants pulled down and holes in their heads; she shot them all in the head after she finished sucking them off.

 

Sallie Mae said “About time you did that, balloon tits.”. That was one of her insults names that she calls Verosika.

 

“My tits are real and perfect, country bumpkin.” Verosika shouted, as she does not like Sallie Mae either. Although, she held off on calling her an imp slur that is native to imps born in Wrath.

 

“Don’t you dare call my sister that, bitch.” Millie said, defending her sister.

 

Blitz shouted “Everyone shut their holes. Let’s just get this done already.” 

 

Loona said “Yeah, what dad said. We all have plans after this so let's get it done.” She, Blitz, Millie, and Sallie Mae transformed into humans, using disguise stones.

 

Verosika shutdown the power, causing the room filled with the humans to go into a panic. This caused Blitz and his team to infiltrate the rally; Loona would go with Blitz to the right while Millie and Sallie Mae went to the left. They would take out all the security detail before they went after the target; Blitz would shot them with his gun, Millie would use an axe to chop them up, Sallie Mae would uses daggers and knives, and Loona would simply uses her claws and and her sharpened teeth to kill them. As they continued their killing spree, the audience members would all start running away as soon as they heard signs of violences and death. All the guards and die hard candidate supporters would stay behind to try and defend him but they were not a match for IMP; they would either die quickly and without any effort from them.

 

As for the political candidate, he was about to escape but not before Millie and Loona noticed he was about to leave and chased after him. Blitz and Sallie Mae stayed behind to hold off the guards and supporters. While the two continued to fight, Blitz could hear his radio buzzing, which was a sign that Moxxie and Striker wanted to talk to them.

 

“Sir, we’ve got angels coming in from the north.” Moxie said over the radio.

 

“How many?” Blitz asked.

 

Moxxie said “Five; two of them are cherubs and three of them are exorcists.”

 

Striker said “Make that seven angels. I have two more exorcists coming from the south.”. He noticed them coming from his side as well.

 

Moxxie asked “Do we have authorization to use the angelic bullets?”.

 

Blitz said “Go ahead. But only use the 10 we have. If you run out or they notice you get out there.”

 

Moxie and Striker would pull out their angelic ammo and place them in their sniper rifles. Both snipers would take their time before shooting down their targets. While Moxxie tended to shoot where their hearts would be, Striker made sure to aim for the head since that would be definitive in his book. Neither one of them missed a shot and managed to take out all of their targets. Striker was hoping that they would have time to gather their angelic weapons since they could always use some for their arsenal; while they did have more, Blitz always treated any angelic steel weapons as precious since getting them can be very challenging if not expensive.

 

Back with Blitz and Sallie Mae, they managed to finish off all of the attackers in the room. They decided to go find Loona and Millie to see if they needed help finding the target, or to see if they had already killed him; they both thought the latter since the two were almost as deadly together as if Millie was with Sallie Mae. However, they came across Loona biting off the heads of two other guards that weren’t in the room.

 

“Where’s Millie?” Sallie Mae asked, wondering why her sister wasn’t there.

 

Loona explained “We got separated. It turns out that this guy had some extra escape goons with him. Since the target wasn’t too far, I threw Millie toward him so she could finish him off while I dealt with these guys. Not gonna lie, they were tougher than your average humans.

 

“Are you alright, Loona?” Blitz asked, noticing a few cuts and injuries on her arm and leg.

 

Loona said “I’m fine. They barely got to me.”

 

Then the radio buzzed again. It was Millie and she said “Blitz, the target has been killed. I even captured his soul the moment he died. Now I can…..hey, who are…….”. Then the radio cut off. 

 

“Millie? Millie! Millie, come in.” Blitz shouted over the radio.

 

“What happened? Where’s Millie?” Sallie Mae asked, worried about her sister.

 

Blitz said“I don’t know.” He turned to Loona and said “Loona, find out where Millie is.

 

“Got it.” Loona said before she pulled out a vile labeled “Millie” and sniffed it. She carries vials of everyone's scent so she can always track them in the event they are missing or lost.

 

The trio went down the hall, turned left, and went into an office room where they found Millie standing over the dead target.

 

“Millie, are you alright?” Sallie Mae said as she approached her sister, seeing her covered in what appeared to be angelic blood.

 

Millie said “I’m fine, sis. Just had an unexpected complication.” She then opened the door and showed them the dead body of a deer cherub.“ This is why those angels showed up. I would have contacted you about using the angelic dagger I had on but I wasn’t exactly in a position to call you.”

 

“A cherub? What’s one of them doing here?” Blitz said, almost surprised to see one here. Most cherubs could be found helping regular civilians whenever they were on Earth along with them being very nonviolent angels as well.

 

Millie said “Probably the same reason Moxxie and Striker had to take a few out that were heading toward our direction. Whatever is in there, that cherub was willing to die trying to protect it.”

 

Sallie Mae asked Blitz“ Do you think the client knew about this; that we’d be dealing with exorcist angels and cherubs?”.

 

Blitz said “I don’t think so. While I wouldn’t put it past the client to keep that information a secret, this didn’t feel like we were endangering a Heaven operation

 

Millie said “When I was chasing after the client, the cherub didn’t seem interested in stopping me from killing the client. If anything, she thought I was after the briefcase more than I was after her life. And it kind of felt like she was waiting for someone. Maybe it has something to do with those exorcists. 

 

“What’s in the suitcase?” Verosika said as she just arrived at their location. She said to them “I didn’t hear any more noise so I decided to come looking for you. You just so happened to be near my first look. So, what’s in the suitcase already?”

 

“Let’s find out.” Blitz said after he opened the case. When he opened them, he found seven souls inside of them but they were different colors; one red, one orange, one yellow, one green, one blue, one purple, and one pink.

 

Sallie Mae said “Are these souls?”

 

Loona said “I don’t think these are just any souls. Call it a hunch but I bet these are Overlord Souls.”

 

Blitz thought to himself “Fuck, why are these here?” He then said to everyone “All of you meet up with Moxxie and Striker and head back to Hell. Lock down the office, don’t let anyone in until I get back. I’ll go meet with the client and give him this shitty politician’s soul myself. No one’s doing anything with these souls until I decide what we should do with them.” He gave the suitcase to Verosika and they all went with her; they used her asmodean crystal to leave the area and pick up Moxxie and Striker. Blitz would use his asmodean crystal to meet up with the client.

 

Back in Hell, Blitz met up with the buyer of the human souls that they were tasked with hunting; the buyer was pleased with their success and gave him the money that they were owed; Blitz checked to be sure that they weren’t stiffing him before he left. Afterwards, Blitz would head back to the IMP building, which is located in an eight story building that consisted of other independent assassins and mercenaries. As he was heading there, he thought about how the client’s didn’t bother asking if they found any extra souls, specifically the souls that they found on the job that was being handled by that cherub. 

 

Inside the office space of IMP, the team were looking at the souls; each of them had their own opinions about them but they were mostly in awe of having such powerful souls in the same room. While it’s not impossible to see an Overlord Soul in Hell, regardless if they manifest as Sinners or not, seeing seven like this is very rare and they all have the opportunity to eat them, if Blitz says it’s ok.

 

“What were angels doing with these souls?” Sallie Mae said.

 

Verosika said “Maybe it was going to cleanse them  and you all got to them in time before they did?”

 

Moxxie said “But angels tend to do that the moment they find a corrupt soul. That's a fact. They wouldn't just carry around “corrupted” souls like this.”

 

Milie said “They must have been special if it was worth dying over. That cherub looked afraid that I was about to take these souls away.” She thought back to the look of disappointment from that cherub that she killed, remembering how sad she was when she died.

 

Striker said “Probably because you're a demon stealing a soul; that’s all angels think when they see creatures like us. And other than me and Blitz, you tend to have that look that makes any target feel like they are going to die once they see you.” 

 

Millie said “I don't know, it felt different from that.”

 

Just then, someone knocked at their door. Loona decided to go answer it since she figured it was Blitz. However, since they were on lockdown, she said at the door “What’s today’s password.”

 

Blitz said “Hi, I'm Bethany Ghostfucker, let me fuck a ghost.” Loona opened the door and let him in; although she rolled her eyes a bit since she always hated this password.

 

Striker said “Blitz, your back. How did it go?”

 

“It went well. All the money is there. Here's everyone's cut.” Blitz said as he gave everyone their fair share of payment for this job. He took the rest of the money and placed it in their vault.

 

Verosika asked “So did the client know or ask about the souls or angels that attacked us?”

 

Blitz said “No. And I’m inclined to believe our run in with those angels was us getting involved in something. The client was only interested in the soul of the client and any extra souls from his bodyguards that we managed to get. For now, I think we just so happened to run into a heaven backed operation. And we’ll leave it at that unless we see or hear anything. With that said, a job well done, everyone.”

 

Moxxie asked “Sir, what are we going to do with these souls? “.

 

Striker said “Eat them, obviously. I’m pretty sure we’ll evolve if we do.”

 

“How can you be sure?” Verosika asked, wondering what he's basing this off of.

 

Striker said “Call it a hunch but I don’t think these souls are just your average ones. If they were then those angels would have cleansed them already. The fact that they didn't must mean they're special. I bet you anything that these souls will make us evolve.”

 

“Cool, let's eat.” Loona said as she and Striker were about to grab a soul before Moxxie stopped them by closing the case.

 

He then said “Hold it. How can you two even think about evolving so casually? You don’t know what kind of souls these are.”.

 

Loona said “Other than them being rotten humans that died horrible deaths due to their rotten lives, what’s there to know?”

 

Moxxie said “Rotten or not, you don’t know how you will evolve after consuming a soul. You don’t want to become some horrible abomination or one of those demons who gain powers that they can't control or are not compatible with your body.”

 

Verosika said “Moxxie does have a point. One of my fuck buddies evolved a few weeks ago and this is how he turned out.” She showed them a picture of a male succubus covered in nothing but pimples, his tongue was puffy, and he became incredibly fat.

 

Sallie Mae said“And what if these powers turn out to be rip offs? What if they make us useless in a fight, giving up all our abilities and skills that we already have. Just because we evolve doesn’t mean we'll get anything useful.”

 

Millie said “They can’t be rip offs if someone was willing to die for it, especially angels.”

 

Blitz said “Enough. We’re going to vote on this. Who here thinks we should sell these souls?” Moxxie, Verosika, and Sallie Mae raised their hands. “And who thinks we should eat them?” Millie, Loona and Striker raised their hands

 

Loona said “Looks like you’re the tie breaker, dad. What do you want us to do with these souls?

 

 Blitz said "As things stand, it would be better for us to sell these souls instead of eating them. We don't know what they were involved in if a cherub was willing to die for them and it can be someone else's problem if it's a matter between the war of Heaven and Hell. That being said, I know that evolving is the best way for us to make more money and get more clients as well. So what I'm going to do is let each of you have one soul and then you get to decide what to do with it. But first I'm going to get these souls appraised; see what they can give while also seeing how valuable they are.”

 

Striker said “And how are you going to do that? Getting souls appraised is expensive and we don’t have the funds for all seven of these souls.”

 

Blitz said “I've got that covered. Until then, keep this all to yourselves. I don’t want the wrong demons knowing about this until I know what we’re dealing with. For the time being, IMP will be closed for two weeks.”

 

Moxie said“Two weeks?”. This surprised them and almost everyone else since they usually don’t take days off for that long since they couldn’t really afford it.

 

Blitz said “If you need to take any freelance jobs to hold yourselves over, that’s fine. I'm just going to need time to get these souls appraised and if necessary see if there's any heat on them that we don't need.

 

Striker said “If you say so, boss.” He, Moxxie, Millie, Sallie Mae, and Loona would get up and get ready to leave for today.

 

Blitz then said “Loona, Sallie Mae, you’re on house watch duty.” He then gives them a special tablet that’s connected to he and Loona’s house. 

 

“Got it.” Sallie Mae said as she and Loona left together. The two of them left together as they were heading to a party in the Gluttony Ring.

 

Verosika, who stayed behind after everyone left, said in a disapproving tone“Are you going to ask “him” to appraise these souls?”

 

Blitz said “I don’t exactly have a choice. If there’s any heat on these souls that I may have missed, he’s the only one that can make sure that it doesn’t come back to bite us, especially if it involves 

 

Verosika said “Yes, you do. You could just go through normal channels. Or you could just sell them off right now and let it be someone else's problem..”

 

Blitz said “Regardless, I need to make sure we're getting our money's worth. And he wouldn’t scam me like your average appraiser. He can’t afford to lose me over this.”

 

“Even so, you're still selling yourself short by…….” Verosika said before Blitz interrupted him.

 

He then said “Don’t lecture me about how I decide to run my business, Verosika. How many dicks and pussies did you have to suck to get what you wanted in the music industry? And how many have recently sucked to lift your suspension in performing again?”

 

“Fuck you.” Verosika said in an angry tone of voice.

 

“Exactly.” Blitz said with a smirk on his face.

 

Verosika got up from her chair and said “Why are you like this?” as she was about to leave.

 

“You know why. By the way, could you give Striker this resume for that hired gun he wants me to think about hiring and tell him that she’s good enough to be brought in for an interview but I can’t pay a whole lot.” Blitz said as he handed over the paper to her.

 

Verosika asked “Why didn't you do it yourself when he was here?”.

 

Blitz said “Because I forgot to mention it during our meeting. And since you're probably meeting up to fuck you might as well be the one to give it to him.”

 

Verosika didn’t bother trying to dignify what Blitz said and left the office. As she was leaving, Striker was waiting for her outside of the building. The two of them got into a taxi together.

 

 

At the apartment of Moxxie and Millie, the couple were having dinner. However, there was an awkward silence between the two of them. Normally the two of them would either talk or watch television while eating but they didn't.

 

“Is something wrong, Mox?” Millie said, attempting to break the silence.

 

Moxxie said “No, nothing is wrong.”

 

Millie asked “Are you mad about how I voted?”

 

Moxxie said “It was your choice to make, Millie. I have no right to judge you on that. I just didn't know you wanted to evolve that badly.”

 

Millie said “Well, it couldn't hurt that we evolve just once. It could help us at our jobs if we have the right souls; they could give us powers beyond imagination. The only thing I don’t want to change is my overall looks, that needs to stay.”

 

Moxxie said “Evolving is more than just changing what you look like or gaining some cool power. Evolving can change you in ways that you probably didn’t think you could become. Your personality, your taste, your feelings toward others, your abilities, everything about. It could get even worse if you eat the wrong kind of souls too.”

 

“You’re talking about what happened to your ma, aren’t you?” Millie said. She remembers how kind Moxxie’s mother was when they were kids; she always saw her as a second role model on how to be a lady and a fighter, even though she was stuck with Crimson, Moxxie’s father, who was a known asshole.

 

“I am. Even though she evolved for the sake of killing my dad, she was never the same after that. The soul she ate gave her the power to stand up to him but it made her go insane.” Moxxie said. He remembered how his mom ate the soul in hopes of gaining a power that would help her and Moxxie. That power gave her metal claws and nails but she became mentally unstable as a result too.

 

“I know, Mox. I was there when it happened.” Millie said, remembering how Moxxie's mom sliced up so many imps in Wrath; she saw it through a window when it happened.

 

Moxxie placed his hand on Millie’s hand and said “It's not that I'm against evolving, Millie. I've seen it change the lives of imps for the better too. I just don't want it to change who I am. Who you are.”

 

Millie said “I understand. But I know that no matter what happens to us, whether we evolve or not, my love for you will always be the same.”

 

“Yeah, you're right. I know that will never change.”

 

Millie said“And you know, if we do evolve with the right souls then we'll be able to take on more high paying jobs that will help us pay the bills, get better medical insurance, our own car, a new place. And if we're lucky enough, maybe we can think about starting our own family. You still want to do that, right?”

 

“I do. More than anything.” Moxxie said before he gave Millie a kiss.

 

Before they could escalate any further, they heard a knock at the door. Millie asked “Were you expecting someone?”. 

 

“No. Maybe it’s the landlord.” Moxie said. He and Millie walked to the door and Moxxie opened it. And much to their surprise and disgust, it was Chazz, their ex boyfriend.

 

He said “Hey there, Mox. Millie.”

 

“Chazz!” Moxxie and Millie shouted. While Millie pushed him to the wall and pulled out her knife, Moxxie pulled out his gun and shoved it in Chazz's eye.

 

Millie said “What the fuck are you doing here?”

 

“Before you two kill me, I need to tell you something.” Chazz said as he struggled to breath.

 

Moxxie said “Like we’d listen to anything you say.”

 

Chazz said “Crimson has escaped from Heavengate prison and he has an exorcist enforcer as his new lieutenant.”

 

Moxxie said in a cold, yet angry tone of voice “You have five minutes to explain.”.

 

 

At a rundown hotel, Striker and Verosika are having sex in one of the bedrooms; Striker was on top of Verosika, while she was laying on her back, tied to the bed. He was thrusting his cock inside of her pussy, using all of his strength to assert his dominance over her. It wouldn't be long before he finished and laid down on the side of the bed, both demons panting in exhaustion.

 

“I’ll be ready for round 3 in a few minutes.” Striker said as he lit up a cigarette.

 

Verosika said as she grabbed her own cigarette and lit it up “I’m fine with that. You seem to be more proactive than usual.”

 

Striker explained “Aside from the rush of that job and being horny, I figured I might as well get my rocks off before I become something new. I have a long list of ladies I want to fuck before I evolve; I might as well knock you out first since we work in the same building.”

 

Verosika rolled her eyes for a bit and said “You really think Blitz is going to find out that those souls are safe to use; that they wouldn’t be dangerous for us to consume. If they were, then odds are he wouldn’t allow us to eat them and he could sell them off after he gave us the money.”.

 

Striker said with a confident look on his face “You may know Blitz like that but I know a different one. I’m sure he’ll find out that those souls are powerful and give them to us for us to eat. And if not, if he does sell them, then I’ll just find out where he sold them, get them back, and eat one or two of them for myself.”.

 

“You'd go behind Blitz’s back like that?” Verosika said with a somewhat angry look but she hid it from Striker.

 

Striker said confidently “If it prevents me from evolving, of course I will. But Blitz knew that I would do that to him for whatever reason one day so it's not like he wouldn’t expect it.”

 

Verosika said  “You want to evolve that badly, don't you?”

 

Striker explained “Of course. Why wouldn't I want that? If you evolve, then you gain power. Power to rule over everyone weaker than you. It’s happened for many of us imps. We’ve gained powers that no one would ever expect us to have; many have managed to strike enough terror into the upper class demons to the point that they leave them alone, especially the Goetia. The only problem is no one has killed one yet. But if I can get the right amount of souls, starting with one of the ones that Blitz got, I can become powerful enough to kill one of them. Make a name for myself in the history books.”

 

Verosika said “Oh right, you want to kill all the blue bloods.”. She sort of knew about Striker’s hatred for the elite but she tried not to care about it too much.

 

“Is that a problem too?” Striker said, trying to intimidate her as he got close.

 

Verosika said “Nope. So long as I'm not one of your targets, I don’t care what you do.”

 

Striker said in a smug voice “Aren't you running out of money, darling? You're barely been squeaking by ever since that break down you had at that singing competition. That combined with your low popularity ever since that rumor started up that you were part of some secret breeding program designed to create the ultimate, future demons for the war between Heaven and Hell.”

 

Verosika said “Don't remind me. But I have a gig coming up that’s supposed to make me a lot of money. And get my revenge on Kiki for betraying me. And that rumor was just another part of her betrayal.”

 

Striker said “If you want, I can kill her for you. For a price.”

 

Verosika said “Absolutely not. I want to humiliate her myself.  Maybe one of those souls we got could give me a boost in my musical talent.”. She also didn’t share the same blood lust like Striker, or most of IMP does; she was willing to kill but only when necessary.

 

Striker said “I thought you were against evolving after you sided with the twerp.”

 

Verosika said “I just didn’t want to eat a soul recklessly. Imagine if I had eaten a soul and lost my beauty as a result. I would be one of those losers who are stuck trying to devolve. As long as the soul doesn’t harm my abilities as a singer, dancer, model and my sex appeal is safe then I’m all for evolving.” 

 

Striker said “Fair enough. Although, if Blitz asked you to do that it would be a different story.”

 

Verosika shouted“Shut up. He wouldn't ask me to do that.”

 

Striker said “But you would do it. Even after he gave you back that ring.”

 

“Shut up!” Verosika shouted as she turned away from him. Although, he did have a point. Despite their rocky relationship, Verosika still had some loyalty to Blitz; if he did ask her to evolve for him then odds are she would since he would only ask for the right reason.

 

 Striker said as he got behind “We both know the story between you and him. The real story, not the ones that can be found in the tabloids. Why deny it? “. He wrapped his body around her too, almost violently like he’s about to kill her.

 

Verosika said sternly“Shut up or you won't get to have sex with me anymore. Don't bother trying to force yourself on me because the moment you do, I’ll call Blitz and tell him that you’re assaulting me. And we both know that if you kill me the Blitz is going to find out and you wouldn't want that.”

 

While Striker showed some signs of anger, he decided to back down. But with a calm and confident voice, he said “Alright, I'm backing down. I know not to cross you with that kind of threat. But remember this, bitch, I'm the only one who's protecting you from those cunts at PerfectoCorp. We both know that you're running out of money that can keep them away from you and I'm your best chance for when they decide to come and collect what you promised them.”

 

Verosika turned her eyes away with guilt before saying “I haven’t forgotten. Just don't bring up my relationship with Blitz while we're doing this.”.

 

“Fair enough. Now, I'm ready for round three. Do I have your consent to get started?” Striker said as he turned around and pinned her to the bed.

 

“Yes, you do.” Verosika said with a reluctant voice. But to assert that she was the one in control, she pulled Striker in for a kiss and used as much force on him as she could.

 

As Striker and Verosika continued their evening of nonstop sex, Verosika couldn't help but think about how she wished this was Blitz instead of Striker.

 

 

At a bar called Honeycomb Hill in the Gluttony Ring, Loona and Sallie Mae were at a party celebrating the evolution of hellhounds with Loona’s friends, Gigi, Russ, and Pinkle. While it is not unheard of for Hellhounds to evolve, it is very rare percentage wise; it would be easier for an imp to evolve than it would a hellhound. A total of five hellhounds have evolved, among them being Vortex, another friend of Loona’s. What makes this celebration special is that they have evolved twice, meaning they have consumed enough souls or eaten an Overlord class soul that could help them evolve. In Vortex's case, he managed to eat two  Overlord souls, one pride and another gluttony,that did not conflict with him; the Pride Soul gave him incredible speed while the Gluttony Soul gave him the ability to manifest steaks.

 

“So this is how hellhounds celebrate evolution in Gluttony. It involves a lot of food. And meat.” Sallie Mae said as she was looking around as hellhounds and imps were all partying here. 

 

Pinklie said “Most parties involve the favorite foods of the Hellhound that evolved and/or if they are able to manifest food then they serve it as part of the party as well.” 

 

Russ asked “How do imps celebrate in Wrath?”

 

Sallie Mae explained “Most imps who evolve tend to celebrate it in a battle tournament, battle royal, or mock war game. It varies on how many have evolved and what power they may have gotten.”

 

Gigi said “Well, whenever I get a chance to evolve, I hope I get an ability that let's me make tons of alcohol.”

 

Russ said “I'd want one that could let me eat a ton of food.”

 

Loona said “I'd want something related to something sweet or sugary. Maybe ice cream related.”.

 

Pinkle said “I'd want something that could give me super strength and flight.” Everyone stared at him awkwardly since that sounded like something out of a comic book. He then said ”What, I’m a fan of being like SuperHellhoudnd. Sue me.”

 

Russ asked “What about you, Auntie Sallie?” Auntie Sallie Mae was a nickname that he, Gigi and Pinklie give to her whenever she hangs out them and it was used whenever she babysat Loona and her friends back when they were teens; although, they didn’t really see it like that since it was Blitz who hired her to do it since he didn’t trust anyone else at the time.

 

Sallie Mae explained “I'm not picky about it so long as it doesn't affect my fighting abilities and my strength. At best, I'd want something animal related or something that could help me around the house. I’m not picky on gaining a super cool power because I don’t want it to affect my overall fighting abilities; becoming so reliant on it that I’ll forget how to naturally fight. You all can evolve however you want but make sure you don’t lose a natural gift that you built up for so long that you forget it.

 

Pinklie said “I guess that makes sense.”

 

Just then a hellhound waitress walked over and gave Sallie Mae a pink drink. She said to her.“I didn't order that.”

 

The waitress said “Compliments of the ladies over there.”. She pointed out to the two succubi sitting at the bar together; one had brown bushy hair and the other had blonde hair. The two gave off sexual gestures toward Sallie Mae, hoping to invite her over.

 

Sallie Mae got up from her chair and said “Excuse me, fellas. Auntie Sallie's gotta make a move.”

 

Loona said “I thought skinny, plastic dolls weren't your type?”. She was mainly referring to how much Sallie Mae and Verosika always argue.

 

Sallie Mae said “That only applies to bitches like Verosika. These two look like fun.”

 

“There's the hound of the hour.” Pinklie said as he noticed Vortex walking toward them; he was wearing his Gluttony Knight Trainee uniform, which consisted of a white suit and yellow cape on the side.

 

“Hey guys. Sorry I haven’t been around you all lately. Everyone's been requesting a lot of steak orders.” Vortex said as he sat down next door to Loona.

 

Pinkle said“It can't be helped. Whenever someone gets anything steak related you know that they’re going to have hounds surrounding them.”. 

 

Vortex said “Yeah. Although, I think most just want to get as many photos of all Gluttony Knight on their phone as possible.”.

 

“Like Vikki?” Loona said, showing a recent post on Sinstagram that shows her, her friends, and Vortex in a selfie.

 

Vortex said “Yeah, like Vikki. By the way Loona, can I talk to you about something later?”

 

Loona said “Sure.”

 

The group enjoyed the rest of the party together. They would continue to eat, drink, play games, and dance.

 

Later, as the party died down, Vortex and Loona would meet up in one of the sex rooms so that they could talk in private; Gigi, Pinkle, and Russ also took steps into making sure that no one tried to interrupt them

 

Loona asked “So, what did you want to talk about?”.

 

“I wanted to make you an early offer. While I still have to go through probationary training before I become a full fledged Gluttony Knight, I wanted to know if you'd be interested in joining my unit.” Vortex said, showing Loona a patch with a black hound howling a twister and the word “Vortex Unit” on it.

 

Loona asked “Really?”.

 

Vortex “Yeah. If I'm going to have my own team, I want hounds I can trust. Plus, out of all the fighter and assassin hounds that I do know, you're one of the best that I know.”

 

Loona blushed for a bit and said “Thanks. But how soon would you need an answer from me?”

 

Vortex said “Not for a while. I still need to get through training first and I need to know what options are open to me upon becoming a Gluttony Knight. And if I qualify for being selected for the front lines in the war.”

 

Loona said “That might affect my choice.”. She looked disappointed since she knew that her dad wouldn’t want her to get involved with anything related to the War between Heaven and Hell.

 

“Because of your dad?” Vortex said, remembering how her dad, Blitz, feels about the war. He had heard stories about Blitz’s accomplishments since he’s one of the few imp war heroes that’s even mentioned. He once asked him to teach him how to fight because of this but he showed no interest in him due to Vortex’s need to be a hero in the war.

 

Loona said “You know how he can be. He can be a suave guy at times but when it comes to any direct battles and wars between Heaven and Hell he won't get involved in it. Not only that but he's super overprotective of me when it comes to fighting; it took me forever to convince him to take me on missions.”. 

 

Vortex said “Yeah, I remember. Us taking that part time job on Earth at that ski resort that's known for recruiting porn stars kind of puts that feeling into perspective with how he beat up that rich prick during his visit. That if he didn't start taking you on missions then you might get recruited by guys or girls like that.” He remembered that some of the hounds there were scouted for roles but none of them were really for acting roles, just administrative roles; the ones that did get picked for acting roles were very few. At the time, Blitz did not know that. Vortex then asked

“He hasn't found out about the sex party, has he?”. He, Loona, and the gang were invited to an actual hellhound sex party and remembered his time there with Loona; although, he spent a lot of time with other hellhound ladies too. While the party itself was kept quiet, he and all of Loona’s friends and fuck buddies new that if Blitz ever found out that about this he would kill them.

 

Loona giggled for a bit and said “No, he hasn't found out about that. If he did, you, Pinkle, Spine and all the guys there would have been castrated by now. Before killing you all.”

 

Vortex asked “And what would he do to all the girls? I'm pretty sure your dad made it clear he believes in gender equality.”

 

Loona said “He does. He would just do something just as bad to them; something I would never tell another man.” Just then, Loona’s phone started to buzz and she decided to check it. It was Sallie Mae so she decided to answer it. She said “Hey Aunt Sallie.”

 

Sallie Mae said “Hey Loona. Apple, Coco and I are going out for some coffee. You're gonna be fine on your own for a few hours?”

 

Loona said “Yeah, I'm good. I'll see you back at the apartment later.”. She then hung up the phone.

 

“Your dad still has Sallie Mae babysitting you?” Vortex asked jokingly.

 

Loona punched him in the arm and said “Shut up. It's just her house sitting while my dad is away on personal business. My dad likes having at least one of us watching the house every so often. I can do it myself but a recent job of ours requires that I have someone to call as backup.”

 

“Are you guys in trouble?” Vortex asked.

 

Loona said “No, I don't think so. While I can't say much, dad thinks we'll be able to improve our odds in the assassin game based on a recent job we did.”

 

Vortex said “You don't have to answer this but does it have to do with evolving?” “I see. Look, just be careful with evolving these days. Specifically, if someone offers you a drug called LevelUpper, don't take it.  

 

Loona asked “What's LevelUpper?”.

 

Outside of a coffee shop, Sallie Mae and Apple were busy making out while Coco went in to get coffee for the three of them. At the same time, the male imp that gave her the coffee also gave her a vial titled LevelUpper and Coco put some of it in her coffee before leaving the shop.

 

 

Back at IMP, Blitz was on the phone with a doctor about his sister, Barbie Wire. She was part of a de-evolution procedure in Sloth; it’s a recent program that’s finding a way to help demons unevolve in the event that they evolved in a way that was harmful; this initiative was spearheaded by Belphagor, Beelzebub, Asmodeaus, and Charlie Morningstar. While the overall goal is to help demons who evolved in a way that is harmful to themselves and all of Hell, the program has had very little success in getting rid of the souls considered too powerful to be removed and the resources for such procedures are scarce even with the backing of three of the Seven Deadly Sins.

 

Barbie had eaten the soul of an arsonist that was so crazy that it made her not only go crazy but burn up uncontrollable along with gaining an addiction to painkillers as well. As a result, Blitz had her checked into the program in hopes of getting his sister back; unfortunately, some of her treatments are expensive, especially every new treatment that they come up with.

 

He was about to call his former friend, Fizzaroli, but he couldn’t bring himself to do so ever since he started working for Mammon; he was using his clowning techniques for the purposes of entertainment and propaganda for the war effort against Heaven. 

 

Rather than hold it off any longer, he decided to call the demon who could help him. Prince Stolas.

 

“Hello, my big dick Blitzy. I was wondering when you would call me. You know that rent for your office is due next week.” Stolas said in a seductive tone of voice

 

Blitz said in an annoyed tone “I have your money, Stolas, but that's not why I'm calling you. We need to talk face to face.”. 

 

Stolas said “This sounds interesting. I'll open a portal for you right now.”. 

 

A portal opened up and Blitz walked through it; he carried the suitcase filled with the souls along with a heavy trunk filled with stuff. He found himself in a dark room and was about to pull out his gun but the room lit up thanks to the surrounding candles. Behind him was Prince Stolas of the Goetia Family.

 

“You know, it's very rare for you to want to see me face to face like this. What's the special occasion?” Stolas asked Blitz. While Blitz does do jobs for Stolas from time to time, he tends to keep their meetings professional, especially when it comes to renting the office space they have and getting their weapons, especially the angelic ones you can't get anywhere else.

 

“These.” Blitz said, showing Stolas the souls he collected on the job.

 

“Oh my, where did you get these souls?” Stolas asked with an intrigued look on his face.

 

Blitz said “Cherub had them. We were on a mission when we got them.”

 

Stolas said “A Cherub holding onto uncleansed souls is rather strange. I wouldn’t be surprised if this Cherub was holding on to them for the sake of cleansing them later. Or something bigger than that. But that's not the real reason you're here. You're here to get these souls appraised in order to see if it would be better to sell them or eat them all yourselves, especially if there's heat on them.”

 

“It's for me and my team.” Blitz said adamantly. Other than his condescending attitude toward him, Blitz hates how he treats the members of IMP like they aren't there, almost like they do not exist.

 

Stolas said “Really. Because I can tell you right now from a brief look at these souls that all seven souls are Overlord class souls; the ones that guarantee evolution. You know, Blitz, you could become a very powerful demon by consuming all seven.”

 

Blitz said “Consuming that many souls is impossible. The highest any has evolved with Overlord souls is three.” 

 

“But you’re different, Blitzy. You've survived things that most imps would easily have died over. You survived the angel attack that destroyed your family circus, the heavenly frog virus, Operation Crossguard, Operation Solomon Seven, and you killed two exorcist generals. It shouldn't be out of the realm of possibility that you could eat seven Overlord souls and become more powerful than any demon in Hell; maybe more powerful than me or the Sins themselves.” Stolas said with a flirty yet sister voice; he placed his hand on the side of Blitz's face.

 

Blitz said “It's for me and my team. And that's final. I need these souls appraised to know if they're safe for us to eat or if we can sell them off. I need a full appraisal on them.”

 

Stolas said “Very well. But you should know that I can't do full appraisals for free.”

 

“I know. That's why I brought that for the two of us.” Blitz said as he opened the chest beside him. It was filled with sex toys and costumes 

 

Stolas had a bright smile on his face “I see. You came prepared with what I like. And more.”.

 

Blitz asked “Is this enough to satisfy you for two weeks?”.

 

“It will more than satisfy me, my big dick Blitzy.” Stolas said as he grabbed the paddle, whips, and a blindfold that said “Slut” on it

 

 

 

Two weeks later, everyone met in the meeting room to hear what Blitz had to say about the souls. Everyone had their own time to think about what it would mean for them if they evolved but they were ready for whatever Blitz decided.

 

Blitz then pulled out reports for each of them to read about the souls along with a brief summary. He told them to read all of the information on the souls so that they can understand what each of them are and what powers they may receive upon consuming them. While everyone else looked over the information, Blitz was looking at the brief summary; he already knew what each soul was and what it might give you.

 

 

Brief Summary

The Pride Soul was a profound assassin that was so good that he mastered every known form of weapon and martial arts skills. He was so notorious and dangerous that almost every law enforcement and intelligence agency was gunning for him. The only reason that he died was due to a thunderstorm hitting the plane he was on.

Main Powers: Weapon Manifestation, storage, and creation.




The Wrath Soul was a rancher who took pride in raising his livestock and always got into fights with rival farmers and trespassers that would come onto his farm. He was a man of great strength and courage, never fearing any dangerous task in front of him. He wasn't even afraid to enter underground fight clubs that allowed you to kill your opponents. When the time came to fight against a rival rancher, he used his rage against this rival that would cost him his life when he died from cardiac arrest and no one bothered to resuscitate him. 

Main Powers: Enhanced strength, muscle growth, cow taming.




The Gluttony Soul was an influencer who's entire channel was dedicated to ice cream, eating and making it. She would travel all over the world to find and eat every unique flavor of ice cream she could get her hands on. However her love for ice cream would lead to her being addicted to it; it got to the point that she would waste all her money on it and become dangerously diabetic. Ironically, her love of ice cream would lead to her death when she ate a new flavor of ice cream that was supposed to be recalled due to it having a dangerous chemical in it.

Main Powers: Ice Cream manifestation ,transformation, and absorption.




The Greed Soul was a notorious gangster with a gambling addiction. For every bank that he robbed he would go to a casino and bet on every game that he could find that was available. He loved playing high risk games so much that he would do whatever it took to win the money earned from games. However, he attracted way too much attention to himself that the next casino that he tried to play in was ready for him and made sure that he lost everything he earned at every table. The overwhelming loss and the FBI catching up to him would result in him shooting himself in his hotel room.

Main Powers: Enhanced speed, enhanced strength, money collection, and item manifestation.




The Lust Soul was a perfume saleswoman who managed to build her own company out of the perfumes she sold. However, the perfumes were made up of a special scent that made anyone who had enough exposure to it fall in love with her, making it possible to manipulate them. Her prime targets were married men, older men, or men with athletic builds. She managed to build a harem of her own that would sell her beauty products, making her very rich. That would all end when one of the wives of a husband she stole found her one day and killed via a poison drink.

Main Powers: Hypnosis, Toxic Perfume Smell, Smoke transformation.

 

The Envy Soul was a professional singer who was known for plagiarizing every song she wrote. She resorted to this due to all her music rivals having better songs than her, everytime she tried to perform one that was supposed to be a hit. As a result, she would sneak into their homes, steal the lyrics and apply them to her songs a few days ahead of their performances; no one ever found out because she made sure to hide any evidence of her theft. However, one of her rivals found out and hired a professional hit man to kill her for stealing; the method used to kill her was drowning her in the middle of the ocean.

Main Powers: Music copying, voice stealing, voice copying, underwater breathing, siren song, and some water manipulation.

The Sloth Soul was a veterinarian-researcher who studied cats and how to control them to benefit humankind. She invented a thinking cap that could make cats do whatever she wanted. However, she became so consumed by what they did for her that she eventually became a recluse, making all the cats she collected do all of her errands. The city health inspector would demand she get rid of her cats since she was hoarding so many. The veterinarian did not bother to comply since she became so lazy that she didn't bother to listen; that and she died from some strange disease that one of her cats brought with him, dying in her sleep.

Main Powers: Cat control, energy cat manifestation, agility, night vision, and sharp claws.

 

 

“Damn, your appraiser is good. How did he manage to get all these details so quickly?” Striker said, as he was looking through the book; he was on the page about the Greed Soul; he managed to get through the book quicker than most since he was a speed reader.

 

“He's just that good.” Blitz said.

 

“So do we sell them or eat them?” Loona asked.

 

Blitz said “ Look, each of us is going to get one Soul. And after you get that one, you can decide what to do with it. You can either sell it or eat it if you like. Just know that if you do eat it then you will evolve based on how these humans lived and died. The detailed information should help you with what to expect from eating. As for me, I’m eating one of the souls but I’ll eat the one that none of you pick. So go ahead and pick your soul

 

“I want the Greed Soul. It suits me the most.” Striker said as he grabbed the Greed Soul

 

“I'll take the Envy Soul.” Verosika said as she grabbed the Envy Soul.

 

“The Gluttony Soul is mine.” Loona said as she grabbed the Gluttony Soul.

 

“All that's left is Pride, Wrath, Lust, and Sloth.” Millie said as she was trying to decide which soul to get along with Sallie Mae and Moxxie. 

 

While Sallie Mae was about to grab what appeared to be the Wrath Soul, Moxie grabbed it first. She then said to him “Wait, you want the Wrath Soul?”.

 

“Is that a problem? I'll fight you for it if I have too, Sallie Mae.” Moxxie said, almost like he was being defensive about it.

 

“Fine. Even if you do evolve, I'll still be stronger than you. Besides, I wanted the Sloth Soul anyway.” Sallie Mae said before she grabbed the Sloth Soul.

 

“Really?” Millie said, surprised that she would want that soul instead of the Wrath Soul the most based on what she knew about her sister.

 

Sallie Mae said “Let's just say I need it for everyday life purposes.” 

 

Millie said “I guess that means the Pride Soul is all yours, Blitz.”

 

Blitz asked “Are you sure, Millie? If you want the Pride Soul that’s fine.”

 

“It's fine. It works for you more than it would me. And I kind of need the Lust Soul more.” Milie said after she grabbed the Lust Soul.

 

Everyone would eat their respective souls all at once. As soon as they digested the souls, it wouldn't be long before everyone started to change in their own ways.

 

Blitz grew demonic wings on his back, a few inches taller, and he could feel his muscles growing a bit but not too much. Not only that but he could feel the knowledge and skills surging through his body and mind. And he could feel that he was holding a vast amount of weapons in a storage room that is next to him

 

Verosika’s grew gills around her neck, her skin turned scaly, her wings expanded a few inches, and what appears to be song notes appeared all around her arms. She also noticed that she could see sheets of music hovering over everyone's head. She was looking at Blitz's music the most.

 

Striker grew demonic wings too, his skin turned green, his tongue became sharper, his eyes turned red, and his horns grew a few inches. He could also feel the need to get money.

 

Sallie Mae grew a few inches taller, her eyes turned purple and cat-like, and her nails grew sharper. She also started having a craving for milk and tuna as well.

 

Loona grew a few inches tall and her nails grew sharper. She could also feel her body become colder and her mouth tasted sweet; it tasted like her three favorite flavors of ice cream: strawberry, blueberry, and cotton candy.

 

Millie grew almost as tall as Verosika, her tail grew longer, her breast grew bigger, and she grew wings on her back as well. She could also tell that she smelled like peppermint and chocolate.

 

Moxxie grew up to six feet and his entire body became muscular. He even grew a beard and a mustache that covered his face along with his horns growing bigger as well. 




(A few weeks later)

 

At Stolas’s palace, he was relaxing by his pool, reading a newspaper article about IMP and its growing success ever since the entire team of seven evolved. This resulted in the company becoming bigger; they received so much work that they were able to pay off their debts and expand with a few new employees. While Stolas was proud of IMP's continued success, he was more interested in seeing Blitz's evolved form; he loved how it didn't change him completely but also gave him a few more “sexy features”.

 

As he continued to read and fantasize about Blitz, his wife, Stella would pull up in front of him, blocking his sunlight.

 

“What the fuck are you doing?” Stella asked in a demanding voice.

 

“Reading.” Stolas said in a dismissive voice, not really wanting to deal with Stella right now since he was getting off by reading about Blitz.

 

“Well stop it. We need to get ready for Victoria’s party.” Stella said in a demanding voice.

 

Stolas said “I thought you were going to that by yourself; that my presence with you would be unnecessary if not embarrassing.”.

 

Stella said “Well I can't. This event is couples only so I need you to come with me.”

 

“Very well. I'll be ready in twenty minutes.” Stolas said as he got up from his chair and headed inside.

 

While he was walking in, Stella grabbed the newspaper he was reading and noticed that Blitz was in it. She was aware of how much Stolas obsessed over this imp in particular, especially when they have nasty sex in the house; the only positive she gets from this is how she won’t be disturbed when she goes over to the home of her affair friends during this time. “You're reading about that imp again. Why are you so obsessed with such a disgusting creature?”

 

Stolas said “He's not just any creature, he's a prominent war hero. One that will be key to ending the war for us. And one that will give you exactly what you want.”

 

“You mean Andreaphus’s castle and possessions?” Stella said. She was always jealous of her brother having everything in life, as she always got the short end of the stick in her family. It didn’t help that she was only married off to Stolas just to get out of his way of rising to power and because she and Stolas were somehow compatible enough to make a strong enough heir, Octavia, to the Goetia Family.

 

Stolas said “And our official divorce as well; one that won't catch the eyes of the Goetia Family.”. Because the Goetia Family has been very keen on presenting a united front that divorce amongst arranged marriage-couples is frowned upon unless it was for a good reason that didn't make the family look weak.

 

Stella said“Yes, yes, as soon as Andreaphus is dead I'll divorce you. I want this just as much as you do.”. 

 

Stolas said “We also need to find his will. We need to make sure that he doesn't have anything on it that could ruin our plans after he's dead.”

 

“Why not ask Octavia to look into it?” Stella suggested.

 

“Absolutely not.” Stolas said with a stern tone of voice.

 

Stella said, rolling her eyes a bit “Why not? It's about time she fulfilled some duties to the Goetia Family.”.

 

Stolas explained “That may be true but it can't be this. Andreaphus would see right through Octavia if she started poking around about a will. No, we'll need someone who can infiltrate his domain without causing a ruckus.”. 

 

“I think I know just the one.” Stella said with a smile on her face.

 

Finally, the Evolveverse is completed. Original works like this one will usually take me longer because I try to re-invent everything. I plan to do shorts for this AU because there is a lot of this that I would like to explain further along with going over a few things I didn’t get a chance to talk about. I’m really proud of this AU and I hope you enjoy

 

Also, just for clarity purposes, Stolas and Stella are not happily married in this AU. They are at best partners in crime, agreeing to work together. I thought it was obvious but I wanted to make that clear. If

 

And for future shorts or chapters related to this that include any shipping, don’t expect any healthy routes leading to Stolitz or Blitzika in any way. I will dive into the Blitzika of this story but I can assure, based on what I put in here, that’s going to be sad. As for Stolitz, well you get a little bit of the pilot version that people always talked about liking but in my own way. 

 

Let me know what you want to see from this AU next.



Chapter 14: Meeting the Sins

Summary:

Warning: This chapter may contain some shipping fuel.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Somewhere in a huge vault, filled with Mammon bucks, Mammon was relaxing on an inflatable chair, eating chicken and watching one of his funded shows on his big screen televisions. He was watching one of his shows called Reject Clowns Caught On Tape; it's a show about circus performers, specifically clowns, who were rejected of kicked out of Mammon's Clown Academy or his Ultimate Clown Party Initiative; most have either gone on to become gangsters, alcoholics, drug addicts, prostitutes not funded by Lust, or outright bums on the streets doing nothing. He was watching one, a shark demon clown by the name Jawzio, get chased by police in a high speed car chase while drinking a bottle of whisky; it wouldn't be long before he crashed into a building and into a big batch of explosives, killing himself. Mammon would watch in laughter at this sight while he continued to eat. He was about to see the next moment that was supposed to involve a continued turf war between Blitzo and Chucklsworth, two known leaders of two different clown ghettos.

But before he could continue to watch it, he sensed a presence about to walk into his vault. He knew that it couldn't be anyone normal since no one could get into this vault without his access code and the presence he felt was not from this world. He turned around and found Octavia standing over the edge of the pool; although Mammon didn't know her name or who she was other than that she was from another world.

"Oh, an Observer. What are you doing here in my world again?" Mammon said as he continued to eat his chicken.

"You knew I was here?" Octavia said, surprised to hear him say that. He remembered coming to this dimension a while ago but she thought that she was hidden that time. The only reason that he, or any of the other Sins in this reality or others know she would be here is because they were contacted by High Observers in advance because the shards that fell into were bigger this time.

"Yeah, yeah, I always know. All the Sins would know when one of your kind shows up. I even sensed you when you came to my world that one time. You were in that upstart gangster's factory, right?" Mammon said before giving her a big bag filled with glass shards from the multiverse.

"Yes, I was. The shards were easy to collect then; but I've been informed that the amount of shards can no longer be hidden like they used to, which is why you were contacted directly this time." Octavia said to Mammon. Observer Charlie and the High Observers had to warn certain Sins from different realities about the problem of glass shards from the multiverse falling into their worlds; as a result, this would mean that all the Sins (depending on the state of their worlds) would find out too.

Mammon asked "Can I make a movie out of what I've seen from the shards? I mean a lot of it was really interesting?

"No. Per the agreement between the Sins, we will maintain the barrier between worlds and defend you from any multiversal threats, including versions of yourselves. We've been over this with you thousands of times." Octavia said. At the same time, most of the Sins tend to agree that messing with the multiverse would only cause problems for them and all of Hell if they handled things wrong; that and it could draw the eye of Heaven but even they do not like to mess with the multiverse either. Mammon tends to want to push the boundaries of it most of the time but he keeps getting overruled by it or some versions do manage to comply as they believe they will lose more money than they would gain from any multiverse exploitation.

Mammon said "I know but I still gotta ask. I'm making a new Fizzy movie and I need new ideas. Normally I don't give a fuck since anyone will watch anything so long as a famous person is in it. That and people will watch anything trashy these days; claiming they want quality but all they really want is the same stuff just rebranded. Maybe I'll just do a Fizzy reboot or something. What do you think, Observer?"

"Goodbye, Mammon." Octavia said before she disappeared.

"What a lonely, bitch." Mammon said, rolling his eyes after she left. Just then, his phone started to ring and he answered it.

A male voice said "Mammon, sir, Princess Stella has arrived for her meeting with you."

Mammon asked "Is she wearing a sexy outfit; something that shows off her bird tits?".

The male voice said "Yes, sir."

"Bring her up." Mammon said with a smile on his face as he started scratching himself.


Octavia's next visit was a version of the Gluttony Ring; however, it was called the Gluttony Realm and it was a lot bigger than other rings in other dimensions. What she knew about this universe was that the Sins would reincarnate every time that they are killed in battle or die from natural causes, depending on who they reincarnate into; usually it was anyone born in their rings or a demon born from their sin (like an imp being born from Satan, the Sin of Wrath).

At the moment, the world was dealing with a potential crisis of Heaven invading again. The reason being that Lucifer has died and his reincarnation has not been found by anyone; his reincarnation is usually found with ease at infancy but that is not the case this time.

She also knew that the Beelzebub from this world was only awakened around five years ago in this world so she's supposedly not as experienced with the multiverse as the current Sins in this world, as the rest of the remaining Sins are between the ages of 40 to 150 while she is 25. Normally the Observers would go to the Lucifer of this reality but due to him being unavailable along with his loyal family members and servants not taking any calls, the senior Sin(s) would be contacted; the Asmodeaus and Satan were contacted at the same time since both of their current reincarnations were born around the exact same time.

Octavia would arrive at Feastville University and head toward the Honeycomb Residential Building. She would walk in with ease as no one could sense her; she found the room where the Beelzebub of this world was staying in and headed there. When she arrived, she was about to walk in when Beelzebub opened the door.

She said "For the last time, fuck off Mammon." She then realized it wasn't Mammon but Octavia. "Oh, you're an Observer, aren't you? Sorry, I thought you were the RA. Or Mammon. Both have been showing up around this time to hassle me about my loud parties or convince me to endorse his job fairs."

"So you know what I am?" Octavia said,

"Yeah, I know what you are. I've been reborn long enough to know about the multiverse and its functions. I assume you came here for the multiverse shards that fell into our reality. Follow me." Bee said as she and Octavia walked in. Octavia noticed all the soda cans, pizza boxes and chips in the room. She also saw maps and papers from different companies; most notable companies are called MammonInc, Wet Dreamsville Dairy, and Sexy Leather Industries.

"Sorry that the room is a mess. We were in a brainstorming session for an upcoming party and war council. Wait right here and I'll get the glass shards for you."

Octavia sat down while Bee went to get the glass shards. As she sat down, she noticed a verion of herself, Bee, and this world's Loona; they were all smiling and wearing matching shirts for a band called "Denis and the Denisses". She also noticed a photo of herself and Loona again but with this world's Stolas and Blitz; they were at this world's Loo Loo World, smiling. What she also noticed was the rings on Blitz and Stolas's fingers. Trying to get that out of her head she said to Bee "I see that you hang out with my variant.".

Bee said, giving Octavia the glass shards "Yeah, she's really cool. I like her taste in music and art. I really hope she decides to move to the Gluttony Realm so we can hang out more often. She could use more friends but luckily I'm helping her with that. Do you have any friends?".

Octavia said "I'm an Observer now. I have no time for friendship.".

Bee asked "But aren't any of the other Observers your friends? Have you tried making other friends?"

"No." Octavia said before she disappeared in front of Bee.

"She's closing off all of her possibilities. Hopefully someone will change that for her." Bee said, looking at the photo of herself, Loona, and Octavia.

"Who are you talking to, Bee?" A voice said. It was Loona, Bee's girlfriend. She was wearing a black shirt that says "No" on it and red panties. She walked out of their room

"No one. Just thinking of something out loud. Nothing for you to worry about. Is Vortex awake?" Bee said to Loona before giving her a kiss; she didn't tell her about the Observer Octavia since anything related to the multiverse is not meant to be talked about to anyone without special permission and neither she nor Vortex, her boyfriend, had that yet despite being close to her.

Loona said "He is. He's getting in the shower. I was thinking we'd ambush him."

"Girl, you spoil me too much." Bee said with a huge smile on her face.

"And you love that, don't you." Loona said. The two ladies took off their clothes and headed for the bathroom.


Octavia's third visit was a world of swords and magic, limited technology, and their afterlife is unknown. There are plenty of worlds like this but what made this world different was how the Sins existed in this world. They exist only as corporal forms in temples and the only certain demons or humans can conjure them out in order to fight against their enemies, such as other humans or angels.

She would head to the Grand Lust Temple and found it empty for some reason; this was odd since the temple was always filled with demons. She then found a letter addressed to "Observer". It told her to come to his room and to use the secret entrance to his room through the High Priesteses's room.

She headed for the High Priestess' room, found the lever, and a secret staircase appeared beneath the room. She walked down almost 50 floors of stairs before arriving to Asmodeaus's room. His room consisted of murals and statues of Asmodeus, most of them stories about his accomplishments and triumphs. But the most important thing down there was the crystal statue beneath the room, which was Asmodeaus himself. Just then, a ghostly version of Asmodeaus appeared before Octavia.

"Hello Observer." Asmodeaus said with a smile on his face.

Octavia said "Asmodeus. I was surprised that you wanted to see me face to face.". Usually the Sins in this reality communicate through their High Priest, Priestesses, or a Grand Summoner.

"I thought it would help you feel at ease to some extent. After all, the last time you saw "me" was when the world was ending." Asmodeus said, referring to the time Octavia went to a world that was about to end.

Octavia said "That's right, you and the Sins are more in tune with your multiverse counterparts here than you are most."

Asmodeus said "That is true. Although it's easier for us to remember brief moments like the one you had with him. You should know that he and the rest of the Sins left with smiles on their faces."

"I see." Octavia said, trying to remain professional, but at the same time she was sad to hear that the world ended. She did her best to hide her tears.

Asmoeus said "The shards you are looking for are behind that statue that you see in front of you; it's hidden behind the back of the statue in a secret compartment." He was pointing to a statue of him wearing a robe while creating the Lust Lands himself.

Octavia asked "Did you clear out the temple because of my arrival?". She found the compartment that Asmodeus was talking about and the glass shards were there.

Asmoeus said "No. While I normally do have my high priest, priestesses, and summoners clear out the temple for the arrival of any Observer, this world is facing an incident that requires everyone to leave the temple in a hurry. I'm sure you'll find out the more you watch us but it involves this world's version of angels and humans.

Octavia said "I see. I would ask for more details but I must leave now. I have one more stop to make."

Asmodeus said "He loved you, you know."

Octavia asked "What are you talking about?".

Asmodues said "Your dad. Even to the end, he still loved you. In his last moments, he was sorry that he let you down."

"I'm sure you're referring to some other Octavia's Stolas. My dad hated me." Octavia said before she disappeared.

"No, he didn't." Asmodeus said before going back into his crystal.


When Octavia arrived in a version of the Wrath Ring, her fourth destination, she went to Satan's castle since he was usually held up there in this when she arrived, she could sense an angelic presence there; this presence wasn't Lucifer or even a fallen angel.

While this was her first time in this reality, Octavia knew about how unique this one was because it had what most other realities do not have. An intermediate realm for souls. It was called Purgatory. A realm where souls would go after they died and an entity there would determine if they would go to Heaven or Hell. Both realms did not initially like this and wanted to take control but the entity did not allow either side to do so; it was somehow stronger than the Sins and the Seraphims. And while they left it alone for a while, the entity would bargain with both Heaven and Hell to allow them to have access to its realm in exchange for a few promises.

"Do not enter yet, Observer!" Satan shouted.

Octavia would wait as instructed. It would be 20 minutes before she was allowed to enter. She was greeted by Satan's assistant, Yogirt. While average demons such as him could not perceive an observer, Octavia could tell that he was given a "curse" that would allow him to see her for a while.

He said "State your purpose. For the record."

Octavia said "I am here to gather glass shards that have fallen into this reality, while also answering any questions or concerns that the Sins may have."

"Alright, you may enter." Yogirt said before leading her in. When they arrived, he opened the throne room door and Satan was sitting on his throne. But there was someone else next to him. It was the High Seraphim, Sera.

Sera said "Welcome, Observer.".

"Sera the Seraphim." Octavia thought to herself. She knew that Sera existed in all the multiverse but most Observers that came from another version of Heaven, or just High Observers would deal with her, or other Seraphims who for the most part all exist throughout the multiverse. But what really caught her eye was the matching rings that she and Satan shared on their fingers.

Sera said "Based on how you are viewing me, Observer, have you not come across a reality where Heaven and Hell have found an equilibrium of sorts?"

Octavia said "No, I have not."

"Why are these shards appearing in our world?" Satan asked with an angry tone of voice, holding a bag filled with glass shards from the multiverse before giving them to Octavia. Most versions of Satan hate dealing with the multiverse and this version was no exception.

Octavia said "We do not know. We've been investigating. Or rather the High Observers are still investigating."

Sera asked "And it is your job to collect them?"

Octavia said "And answer any questions you may have."

Sera asked "Is our world facing destruction from this outside force?"

"We do not think so. We have reason to believe the shards are coming from worlds that have already been destroyed."

Sera looked toward Satan and he nodded. She then asked Octavia "Are these shards appearing in Heaven?"

Octavia explained "I believe so; sometimes they appear on Earth too. But I'm not in charge of gathering shards that fall into Heaven; even when I do go to Earth, or the equivalent of it based on another world, the shards will somehow arrive in Hell or a Hell affiliate to some extent."

Satan asked "And what are you doing with these shards?".

Octavia said "I'm not doing anything with them other than giving them to my supervisor, who will then give it to the High Observers to see what can be done. "

"Very well. You may leave." Satan said, shooing Octavia away. She would then do what he said and disappeared

"Unless it's an update about that demon strike team and their mission on Earth, we are not to be disturbed any more." Sera said to Yogirt before she and Satan left the throne room.

The two of them arrived in their chambers and changed into their bathrobes; Satan's robe was black with the wrath symbol on it while Sera's robe was white. Satan went into the bathroom while Sera sat on the bed. He then said to her "You sensed it too, didn't you?"

Sera said "I did. She comes from a world that was destroyed. And not by natural causes. It was by her own hand."

Satan said "She may be the cause of all of this somehow.". He was washing his face putting on a cologne called "Muscular Oceanic".

Sera said "It is possible. Although, it wouldn't make sense that the Observers would have her walking around if she could destroy universes so intentionally."

Satan said "Unless they somehow decided that our world needed to be destroyed and they are using her to determine that. If that's the case, we need to destroy them before they destroy us."

Sera said "I agree. But we cannot do that based on a hunch. All we can do is bring up the proposal in the next meeting. For now, we must focus on our current duty."

Satan walked out of the bathroom and stood in front of Sera before she got up. He then said "To create heirs to the realm of Purgatory and teach them in our ways so that they may guide souls to Heaven and Hell properly." He then disrobed himself in front of Sera.

"Are you going to be rough with me again?" Sera asked, trying to hide her blushing face as she stared at Satan's muscles.

Satan asked "Do you want me too?". He was also staring at her breast.

Sera said "Yes, please." She then disrobed herself as well. The two would then lean in for a kiss before falling down on the bed.


Back in the world of the Observers, Octavia turned in the shards she collected to Charlie. As she was about to head to her room, she bumps into an angel Observer, Collin; he was much taller, muscular and anthropomorphic than most of his counterparts. From what Octavia knew about him, he came from a world where angels and demons are working with humans against a crisis involving a being called Endless.

He said to her "Sorry, Octavia. I didn't see you there.".

Octavia said "It's fine, Collin. I see you have a lot of paperwork to deal with after your visits to alternate Heavens." She helped pick up the papers that he dropped.

Collin explained "Yeah, they have a lot of paperwork when it comes to any dealings they have with us and the multiverse as a concept. I would normally ask Emily to help me but she's busy dealing with the investigation into why these shards are falling into other worlds like this.

"Would you like me to assist you? Or is that not allowed since this Heaven related material?" Octavia asked. She then realized what she just asked and wondered why she'd ask that.

Collin said "Actually, I could use the help. It'll be nice to have a friend helping me."

Octavia asked "We're friends?".

Collin said "I'd like to think we are. We're all Observers here. And maybe it has to do with the fact I come from a reality where the divide between angels and demons isn't all that big."

"Ok then." Octavia said before she and Collin left for his office.

Notes:

Since I'm still working on my other original works and shorts for Evolveverse, I thought I would go back to giving you a glimpse of what I'm working on/what I'm hoping to work on through the eyes of our Observer Octavia. At the same time, I wanted to give my take on how the Sins would view the multiverse; since I did that with Asmodeus last time I decided to do him again along with Mammon, Beelzebub, and Satan. I might do Lucifer someday but I would need to think of what type I would want to deal with. Belphegor and Leviathan will only come after I really get a glimpse of their personalities in the show; sure I can make alternate personalities for them but I still want a glimpse of what they really are like before I do that.

As for the worlds you saw, you got another glimpse of the Greeverse when it came to Mammon while the other three are original idea worlds; the second world is called Cityverse, where I would combine elements of Onward and Avatar; the third world was Fantasyverse where I would combine some elements of Final Fantasy games I've played; and the last world was Purgatoryverse, which would be the world I would base off my ideas for a Suicide Squad based AU.

And to clarify one other thing, the Octavia and Collin Observers are just going to be friends. Nothing more. While both characters would be older than their original counterparts, I'm only going to keep them as friends and nothing more. Depending on how I want to do Octavia the Observer, you'll find out why.

Chapter 15: Lustverse Short 2

Summary:

A Short for Lustverse involving Blitzo and Moxxie.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Somewhere in Lust, inside of a big mansion, Moxxie was waking up from a long sleep. While waking up, he saw Millie and Milky laying beside him like always but he also noticed the eight other demons in the room; two female and one male succubus, one male and one female imp, a male baphomet, a hybrid succubus-shark demon male, and a male hellhound. The ones that stood out to him were the one of the female succubus(Kiki), the male imp (Jesse), and the male baphomet (Tim).

He remembered that night was filled with intense sex and alcohol; all the moans, groans, sweat, drinks filled the room with ease. While the overall orgy was amazing, he thought back to the greatest moments that took place; how tight Kiki’s pussy was when he fucked her; seeing Milky being taken hard by Tim; watching Millie dominating Jesse with her tongue and fist; and how the whole room just so happened to climax all at the same time.

Once he got out of bed, he grabbed a robe from the ground, his phone, and decided to head outside on the balcony to smoke. He gave Millie and Milky kisses on the cheeks before heading out. Once at the balcony, Moxxie looked over to his right and found Blitzo smoking a cigarette and wearing a black robe; his robe was untied, exposing his front body and his dick in front of Moxxie.

“Good morning, Moxxie.” Blitz said, as he offered Moxxie a cigarette.

“Blitzo. I didn’t know you were here.” Moxie said, surprised to see him. He tried not to stare at his dick but he couldn’t help but notice how big it was.

Blitzo explained “I just got here. Sorry I haven’t been around lately. I’ve had to take care of a few personal things. A bit of advice: Don’t let a thirsty owl become obsessed with you if he's just finished a divorce. Odds are he’ll think that the next demon who gives him a good time in bed is automatically in love with him.”. Not only was he juggling with finding out where his sister and Striker, the assassin she was working with, but he was also dealing with a Goetia named Stolas who has been asking to see him on a hook up app. Blitz dealt with him because he thought there was a chance he could help him later in finding his sister if all else fails; and he thought it would be fun to “top” a Goetia demon since he was a natural “bottom”.

“Ok. If you say so.” Moxie said with a confused look on his face.

Blitzo said “Anyway, I just thought I'd drop by to tell you that we'll be hosting a special dinner later today for all the top 10 contestants in our group and you, Millie, and Milky are invited.”

“Really! Thank you, Blitzo.” Moxxie said, blushing a bit.

Blitzo said “You've earned it. If you three keep this up, you'll reach the final stage in no time.”.

Moxxie asked “What was it like for you when you and Fizzaroli made the final stage?” He had seen Blitz and Fizz’s performances before on television but he always wondered what went through their minds when they did it.

Blitzo explained “That's easy. When we arrived there, I was like, all of our dreams were going to come true. All the cocks and holes that we fucked our way to get here would be worth it. We were going to show all of Lust and eventually all of Hell that we wouldn't be looked down on.That we could rise up in our own ways.”.

Moxxie said “Wow, that's very inspiring.”

Blitzo said “Fizz would probably tell you something different but I know he felt something similar, especially after we won.”

“Noted.” Moxxie said. Then his phone started to buzz and he decided to see who was messaging him. It was from a shark demon named Wallace; he sent Moxxie a nude photo of himself with the words “You can have this big shark dick if you give me another shot.”

“Who's that?” Blitzo asked, looking over Moxxie’s phone, seeing the nude photo for himself.

Moxxie said “Oh, it's no one really; just a bitter ex who likes to send me nudes pics of himself.”

“He's bitter and sending nudes photos of himself? Isn’t that a problem?” Blitzo asked. He’s had experience with bitter exes who became stalkers to the point that they kept sending him, or Fizz on occasions, nudes as well; if not nudes, then threatening text.

Moxxie said “He's not the standard, bitter ex. It's just that he's upset that he didn’t pass the Triple M harem test.”. He then deleted the text.

“Triple M Harem Test?” Blitzo asked with an intrigued look on his face.

Moxxie explained “While Millie and Milky are my wives, we’re also open to expansion so long as we all like each other and they pass individual tests created by the three of us. Our relationship is built on a lot of trust, our kinks, and our current jobs outside of this competition. We have to be very selective on who we bring in, especially if they can't handle the life we live together.”

Blitzo said “I thought about being a harem demon like you. But I figured if I did that then I'd probably be fucking all of Lust by now and that's too much even for me. My dick is good but it's not that good. How many are you looking for to fill your harem?”

Moxxie said “We don’t have a set number yet. All I do now is that if anyone does join us, we all have to like them and feel comfortable being around them. And they also have to be ready to join our line of work in some form or another.”

Blitzo asked “What kind of work?”.

Moxxie said “Let's just say that it helps the demons of Lust enjoy a good time.”

Blitzo said “You don’t have to sugarcoat it, Moxxie. We already know that you’re the Son of Mama Mildred.”

“How?” Moxxie asked, surprised that Blitz would know this since most of his mom’s operations were legitimate businesses; most of the illegal or hidden operations were not known to the public.

Blitzo explained “We do extensive background checks on everyone, Mox. Mainly we check for stds and diseases that could spread amongst demons. Plus, Verosika remembered you when you brought a friend of hers back from that asshole pimp in Pride that’s been abducting succubus for his love potion test. We were surprised that you didn’t use your family’s name just to get into this competition, it would have worked.”

Moxxie said “I didn't use my mother's name or our line of work because it didn't seem relevant to what we were competing for when we auditioned.”

Blitzo said “Really? A lot of rich or famous demons tend to use their familial connections to get into this show all the time.”

Moxxie explained “Yeah but the work we do can be very personal. It’s meant to be a service for all demons who are suffering from being in shitty relationships and emotional damages that aren't meant for a competition like this.”

Blitz said “Fair enough. I've known and competed against demons who tend to keep their personal shit out of it for the sake of testing out their own talents. When Fizz and I competed, we had to use our past together because Fizz was already so popular and I was starting to make a name for myself in the circus world because of my acrobatics and death defying stunts that I applied to my act. You gotta use what you gotta use to win but that's ultimately what you and your partners want to do. Either, we'll make sure you all look good doing it.”

“Thank you, Blitzo. I’ll remember that.” Moxxie said with a smile on his face.

“By the way, could you settle a bet? Does Millie ever peg you?” Blitzo asked with a confident-sly look on his face.

Moxxie said “Sometimes.”.

“I knew it. And does Milky rim you?” Blitzo asked.

“Yes.” Moxie said, as he started to blush a bit.

Blitzo asked “And who would you want to fuck more, me, Fizz or Verosika?”. He got up closer to Moxxie just to ask that.

“If I answer that, would it impact my standing in the competition? Or you?” Moxxie asked with a more annoyed look on his face.

Blitzo said “No. Just thought I’d ask that. You are pretty fuckable, Mox.”

“Yeah, he is fuckable.” Millie said, as she and Milky showed up right behind Moxxie

Milky said “That’s how he managed to grab both of us at the same time.”. The two ladies gave Moxxie a kiss on the cheek; Millie on the right while Milky was on the left.

Moxxie said “Millie, Milky, I thought you two were still asleep.”.

Millie said “We were, but my stomach started growling. I’m hungry after that orgy last night.”

Milky said “We thought we’d get you before we headed down. And we thought we’d ask Kiki, Tim, and Jesse to join us as well.”

Moxie said “Sounds good to me.” He then gave both of his wives kisses. He then said to Blitzo” Would you like to join us?”

“I’d like that. I’ve got a few questions about Moxxie’s kinks.” Blitzo said before he jumped over to their balcony to join them.

Blitzo would join them for breakfast along with the three other demons that Triple M were interested in. While they ate breakfast, he would learn about every single one of their kinks, especially Moxxie’s kinks.The rest of their day would consist of Blitzo mentoring them and teaching them his tricks on competing, along with the other contestants that he was mentoring.

Later that night, after the special dinner for the top contestants, Blitzo would get a chance to have sex with Triple M together; although, he would mostly try to focus on Moxxie since he was really interested in seeing how he could fuck him; Millie and Milky enjoyed the show the most, especially when the two of them started watching Blitz and Moxxie make out.

(Four Months Later)

At Triple M’s new apartment, they were having dinner together with Tim, Jesse, and Kiki; the three of them had become provisional members of their relationship ever since the competition ended. While they were eating, someone knocked on their door and Moxxie got up to answer it. It was Blitzo and he was gravely injured, almost like he had gotten caught in an explosion.

“Blitzo. What happened to you?” Moxxie asked, surprised to see him after all this time.

“Moxxie, I need your help. My sister, Verosika, and Fizz are in danger.” Blitz said before he fell to the ground in front of him. He would call everyone for him as he carried him inside the house.

Notes:

I had this one in storage for a while and decided to finish it up here. Since IMP would not form in this reality, I decided to find a way to get Blitzo to meet Moxxie and Millie in this reality and form a bond with them in a different way; thought starting with Moxxie was the best start since their relationship will be very different from the original timeline. I may do one where he interacts with Millie but I would need to really think about how different they would be too. Loona might not happen since I'm trying to lean in on her having a relationship with Verosika in this timeline instead of Blitz.
If I do more Lustverse shorts in general, I will try to do explicit (sex) content but anything related to that (or any other chapters that might call for sex scenes) will take time; mainly because anything like that will require me to really revisit on how I do it and how I can make it. I can't promise anything persay but I will try when I can cause Lusteverse would be the type of AU where I would want to explore that.

Chapter 16: Historic Constants-Blitz

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Octavia’s POV

 

Historic Constants. Beings in the multiverse who can exist everywhere and are meant to be a focal point in that world’s history. They are destined to change the course of that world’s history, either positively or negatively. They are similar to Fixed Points; those are beings and events that must exist no matter the circumstances and will only exist at that specified time. But unlike fixed points, Historic Constants can exist at any given time no matter what and they will make up the necessary history of that world. But of all the Historic Constants that I have been studying, I was surprised to find out that he was one of them.

 

In a place called the hall of Historic Constants Octavia was gathering books on Historic Points. Since some Historic Constants have stories that are still going on, checking a book out about them will only give the most recent copy of their exploits as of right now; anything after that can only be retrieved upon being asked for an updated copy along with returning the copy that was checked out. As soon as she found the book she needed,  she came across Collin, who was also holding a book about a historic constant as well.

 

“Hi Octavia. How are you doing?” Collin asked.

 

“Fine, I guess.” Octavia said. While she was happy to see Collin, she was trying to leave as soon as possible, so she thought about ending the conversation as quickly as possible.

 

Collin then said “I see you are studying Historic Constants. I am too for an upcoming mission that I have.”.

 

Octavia said “Yeah, I thought I'd get a better understanding of them while I waited for orders from Charlie.”.

 

“Blitz/Blitzo. Not who I would have expected you to read about.” Collin said, noticing the name on one of the books she has.

 

Octavia asked “You dealt with him in your world, right?”

 

Collin explained “Yes. He didn’t exactly help us save the world but he was instrumental in stopping an assassination attempt on Princess Emily and the Octavia of my world. I never really liked him all that much; he joked too much about sex and horses.”

 

“I see.” Octavia said, looking away a bit.

 

Collin asked “You don't like him, do you?”

 

Octavia said “What gave that away?”

 

Collin asked “You’re holding on to that book tighter than most. Did he, the version of him that you knew, do something horrible to you in your world?”

 

“You could say that. But I managed to get back at him for it. I have to go.” Octavia said after she left to go to a private room to read the books she picked out.

 

Octavia’s POV

 

After I went to one of the private rooms, I would start reading about Blitz, or Blitzo depending on how the book would identify him in each world. I knew that each story that I would read about them only have a certain amount of information since some worlds about him are still going, have a time differentiation that will not bring up all the important details yet; there are notes from senior Observers who have the ability to see into a world’s future with very little error too. And while their knowledge is helpful, I wouldn’t rely on it entirely until I decide to visit each world myself.



The first Blitz that I read about was one from a reality where demons evolve by consuming human souls. He was a war hero amongst demons, especially impkind. He took down two Exorcist Generals that were considered impossible to kill due to their high security and the fact that he was an imp. Their defeat would cause Heaven to rethink their strategy in the war; some have even said his actions were one of the reasons Heaven and Hell signed a peace treaty to begin with. He runs a version of IMP but it includes three other people that are not normally associated with the formation of IMPs across the multiverse, or they do not join them around the same time so closely. 

 

Recently, he and his company have evolved into stronger demons after eating heavily modified Overlord class souls. This has caused them to receive more clients than ever, both for jobs in Hell and on Earth; the jobs for Earth have been piling up ever since the treaty between Heaven and Hell allowed Hell to have more reign over the Earth. At the moment, he’s bringing in new members into IMP and making another branch in either the Lust or Greed Ring with Moxxie and Millie being the ones to be in charge of that branch. The timing couldn’t be better since an incident between demons and metal angels was about to begin along with a dangerous drug getting involved as well. And one of the notes about the future have stated that he will evolve into an even stronger imp than all of impkind,



The second Blitz was from a reality where he didn't become an assassin, like the Blitz of my world, but a famous imp circus owner and performer. His family circus was attacked by a loan shark group and burned it all down as a result. Only he, his sister, and his friend Fizzaroli survived because they were far away from it all when it happened. It took them a while, doing odd jobs in Pride and Greed to get by, but they managed to rebuild the circus. It was doing well for the moment but the page ended at a moment where the Circus is performing for Beelzebub in Gluttony. I figured that I wouldn’t get much out of this one since that world’s timezone entry is one of the slowest; an Observer could leave that world  months or years ago and it would only have been a few minutes or hours.

 

While this world appears to be similar to that of the world I came from, it seems to be one where very different choices were made for this world to get to this point. I can’t say that this world pivoted in a different direction but rather it made a curve that would eventually bounce back to a regular timeline.

 

The third one came from a world where there is nothing but planets. He was some weird space captain that somehow assembled what others called “misfits that have no business working under someone so pathetic”. Their goal is to find something called the Apple of Wishes, an object created by that world’s Lucifer that can grant any wish. As of right now, he’s partnered with a succubus, that world’s Verosika Mayday, and they have just found a cryogenic chamber that is supposed to contain this world’s Stolas. The details about this says that he and four different parties are going to be interested in the found Goetia. The Goetia are considered a missing if not dead race that ruled the stars thousands of years ago due to some unknown means.

 

Based on my analysis of the interested parties, Blitz is destined to meet his core three members IMP, like he does in most universes. However, just like that world of evolution, he will have others that will expand his group even further; it would be made up of the original members, like the ones across the multiverse, and a few extras that would not normally be there. It would seem that they would become members of Blitz’s crew and would face off against anyone who would get in the way of their search for the Apple of Wishes.

 

The fourth one was a pirate world. While not uncommon, this one was special because he was a successful pirate captain and (as of right now) his entire crew is made of imps and one hellhound(Loona). And they've managed to make it to the Grand Pride Line, which not only is connected to the Six Sin seas of this world but also where they are meant to find the treasure of the Morningstar, somewhere there. At the moment, Blitz’s crew are on an island filled with endless sand and they are in the middle of a conspiracy against another rival pirate crew, a lost princess, and the father of one of his crewmates.

 

What makes this pirate world unique, out of all the other worlds that involved pirates, was every demon was given a special weapon that was blessed to them at some point in their lives; these weapons can range from guns, swords, daggers, shields, staffs, or even spears just to name a few. These weapons are able to evolve as the individual evolves in strength, mentality, age, and travel; evolutions and upgrades of these weapons can vary. These organic weapons are also, if powered up correctly, can overtake this world’s angels as well.

 

The fifth one was a world similar to the one I came from but it pivoted in a different direction. Cases like that (for me at least) meant that individuals made certain choices that lead to this outcome but there were a few concepts and choices that differed just a tiny bit but not enough to change anything drastically. It seems the Blitz of this world is a solo assassin. He never formed IMP, making a name for himself as one of the top Imp assassins in all of Hell. His name would be spread across five different rings, going on all seven soon. From what I’ve read, this Blitz gave up on his family at a young age, deciding that they didn’t really love or care about them.

 

And while he would reconnect with that world’s Stolas, it was because he hired him to kill Stella and make it look like an accident. He did and after a one night stand, he would exit his life; that world’s Stolas tried to get him to stay but this world’s Blitz was not having it, saying he doesn’t fall in love with anyone. He would leave and never see Stolas again, breaking his heart.

 

I would continue to read about him for hours; see how or why he made history in so many words. And for the world that he somehow meets up with Stolas, I’ll find the answer as to why he loves (that world’s) Blitz. Why does he love him over that world’s Octavia?



Octavia would leave the library and head for her room. She asked the book keeper to put the books that she asked for on hold for when she has free time to read them. The title of each of these books contained the names of other Historic Constants: Millie, Loona, Kiki, Vortex, Sallie Mae, Dennis, Glitz, and Tim.

 

After she grabbed a meal from the dining hall, she headed for her room and laid down on her bed.

 

“It must really bother you. The fact that I'm so important to the multiverse.” Blitz said as he appeared before her from the shadows.

 

“Shut up.” Octavia said as she got up from bed.

 

Blitz said “I mean I knew I was important but I didn't think I was that important. Maybe that's why your dad loved me.”

 

Octavia said “He didn't study the multiverse.” . The study of the multiverse was heavily restricted even for the Goetia family; they would have to at least get permission from Lucifer, Satan, and two other Sins.

 

“How would you know? You barely knew the man.” Blitz said mockingly

 

Octavia said “You didn't know him either. All you cared about was his book and sex.”

 

Blitz said “I must have cared about him if I was willing to let him stay at my place. And unlike you, I gave him all the love he needed. I was a better lover than that bitch of a mother you defended all the time.” 

 

Octavia shouted “Shut up! You ruined their marriage.”.

 

Blitz said “I couldn't ruin something that didn't exist. And you knew that. Although, I wish you knew that before you killed me. And before your dad stopped loving you for that.”

 

Octavia would fire a blast at her wall. No one was there for her to hurt. She then crashed on her bed and tried falling asleep. But all she could do was cry. She had flashbacks to Blitz’s dead body being held by Stolas; her hands were smoking as if she recently fired a blast from her hand. Stolas was heartbroken by the sight of him dead and he looked at Octavia with a look of shock and disgust.

Notes:

Author’s note: I may try to do more POV work when it comes to certain chapters, especially Octavia the Observer ones. This was sort of a test run on that idea since it might help me make chapters a little bit faster but I’m not sure yet. I just knew I wanted to try it here along with introducing the concept of Historic Constants and highlighting the struggles that Observer Octavia is facing.

And a little bit of an update on shorts related to the worlds I have created, I’m currently trying to do ones related to the Evolveverse along with the Stolitz AU since I have a few of those ready in terms of creation. But I have no date on when they will come out, just like I have no date for my other works. They will be released whenever I have the inspiration and when I have free time. Cause as you all probably know: Fanfiction can take a long time.

On the plus side, you all got to see a few concepts of worlds that I do have in mind. Let me know which ones interest you the most.

Chapter 17: Evolveverse Short: Moxxie and Millie

Notes:

All the characters in this chapter are all official characters from Helluva Boss; most of them are minor characters that have appeared every now and then in the show. I found them in the minor characters pages on the Helluva Boss wiki/Hazbin Hotel Wiki. If you want to know who they all are, look them up there. If I ever bring in OCs in to this, I will either put a description of them in a chapter or I will let you know if they are on my DA account if I have created them.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

(13 days before evolution day)

 

At a place called Eternal Essences,located in the Lust Ring, Moxxie and Millie were walking in with a trunk and were greeted by the front desk clerk, who was a purple spider demon with swirly eyes.

 

The spider demon said “Welcome to Eternal Essences. What kind of scents would you like to get in the mood?”

 

Moxxie said “Actually, we would like to sample some Sea Salt Ice Cream.”

 

Millie said “The one you could only get in the Envy Ring three days after Sinsmas.”

 

 The spider demon pressed a button beneath his desk and a secret door appeared behind him and said  “Right this way.”.

 

The spider demon would escort them to the back and reveal a secret elevator hidden behind a closet. Moxxie and Millie got in and took the elevator down.

 

Once they got out of the elevator, they were all greeted by their friends: Milky, Tub, Alma, Tim, Waxi, Jesse, Spur, Curry, and Cake. 

 

Moxxie is connected to Milky, Tub, Waxi, Alma, and Tim through his time in the mafia. 

Milky was Moxxie’s girlfriend and she was his pimp at the same time; he was tasked with overseeing Crimson’s operations in Lust. Tub and Waxi were the “sluts” of Crimson’s operation that Moxxie worked closely with. Tim was a drug mule for transporting stolen drugs into Lust for Moxxie. Alma was an informant for Moxxie when it came to rival operations that were going against Crimson. They reported to Moxxie and he made sure that they were all taken care of, protected from any reprisals from anyone loyal to Crimson; he did that for as many of the innocent victims he could but sometimes he did not get to all of them.

 

Jesse, Spur, Cake and Curry were Wrath Ring imp assassins that were connected to Millie due to them being fellow farmers who weren't called to serve in the War between Heaven and Hell, as they didn’t meet the requirements to serve at the time and the quota for imp soldiers that were allowed to serve in the Hell army had been met for the Wrath imps; not many wrath imps were allowed or asked to serve due to the ongoing issue of their population still recovering after Heaven used a special toxin that not only harmed the Wrath Ring’s food supply but it caused many imps at the time to become infertile or born so unhealthy and weak that they wouldn’t last long; while this happened almost 300 hundred years ago to this day and the overall problem has since been taken care of, the scar of this attack is still there even to this day. As a result, to fill their urges for battle and bring in any money or resources to Wrath, they would go on as an assassin group for the different rings of Hell; they mostly dealt in the Lust and Greed Rings but they did find some work in Pride after proving their worth.

 

Also there was Alessio, Crimson’s former lieutenant; he betrayed Crimson in hopes of taking over his territory, which he did, and he was afraid that he was going to be replaced by another lieutenant due to a failed bank robbery and extortion scheme; that and he was starting question Crimson's leadership skills as time went on. He worked with Moxxie, Millie, and their friends to take down Crimson; while they had planned on killing him after getting rid of his assets, he was captured by a group of angels known as Charity Seekers; they are a special unit of angels that stationed in Greed to find and hunt down demons who have connections spreading Greed into the world the most; they would take them to a prison in Greed called Heavengate and they would go through “rehabilitation” to be more charitable. It was one of the few Heaven strongholds in Hell that has not been stopped or shut down by any war efforts.

 

“I still can’t believe that Crimson escaped that place. Are we sure what Chazz said was legit?” Milky asked Moxxie.

 

Moxxie said “It’s legit; at the very least Chazz isn’t lying about what he knows.” 

 

Millie said “I nearly cut off his balls just to make sure that he wasn’t lying.”

 

Tim asked “So what are we going to do about this?

 

Curry said Why don’t we just hunt him down? Kill him before he tries to kill us.” He then pulled out a pistol.

 

Spur said “Yeah, that’s a plan that can’t go wrong.”.He pulled out two revolvers too.

 

Jesse said “Except none of us knows where he is. He could already be looking for us and planning to attack us right now.

 

Alessio said “Crimson isn’t going to attack us so easily, even with this new Exorcist lieutenant. All his resources are gone; we made sure of it..

 

Moxxie said “And anything we didn’t destroy, you took.”

 

Alessio said “That doesn’t mean he wouldn’t get new resources. Crimson is no fool. He knows that he’ll need to rebuild what he lost after being set free And such a rebuild will take time, especially with what I've been hearing in Greed Ring.”

 

Millie asked “What exactly have you been hearing?”. She figured Alessio would have a better idea of what was going on in Greed since he runs a part of it and 

 

Alessio said “That there’s going to be a peace treaty that will end the war. And it's going to benefit Hell in a way that we'll not only receive the most souls down here but we'll be able to mess with the Earth a lot more than Heaven does.”

 

Cake said “That sounds too good to be true. There's no way Heaven would give up so easily.”

 

Tim explained “Not if they use humans to fight against us indirectly. A friend of mine told me that he almost had a run in with some humans who had angelic weaponry with them, or something that looked that way. Because of this, the pharmacy I work at had to move their drug operations to another town just because of this report.”

 

Tub said “You know, now that I think about it I heard a rumor that there was an organization of humans who have been recently targeting demons on Earth. A friend of mine told me that a friend of hers that went missing mentioned a group that had the letter “D” on their uniforms; she mentioned this over the phone before the line was cut and she never heard back from her again.”

 

Alma asked “What about you two? You all go to Earth all the time too.”

 

Millie said “We’ve never dealt with humans like that; most humans we’ve killed are generic security guards. It probably has to do with the fact that when we complete missions, we tend not to linger; Blitz tries to make sure that we all go home immediately after a job.”

 

Moxxie said “And we’ve only ever run into angels working by themselves and none of them have worked with humans.”

 

Cake said “Regardless, we need to make plans to fight back or at least counter him the moment he comes for us and everyone else he would believe wronged him.”

 

Jesse said “I agree. We should also build our own method of communication as well; make sure that we all know when one of his goons strikes at one of us.”

 

Waxi asked “What about Chazz? We can’t have him running around snitching on us, or worse.”

 

Millie said “We’ve got that covered. He's in the box right now.”

 

“We figured you and your associates could make sure he doesn't do anything stupid.” Moxie said to Alessio.

 

Alessio said “We can make that happen.”

 

The spider demon came out and asked “Did one of you order pizzas?”. He then pulled out six boxes of pizza.

 

Spur said “That would be me. What, I figured we couldn't come up with plans on an empty stomach.”

 

Waxi said “I could eat.” She headed over there to grab a slice along with everyone else.

 

Tub asked “Did you order a vegetarian pizza? Or cheese?”

 

Everyone would go on to grab their slices of pizza and start coming up with how to counter crimson; this would range to building networks, gathering weapons, and maybe finding Overlord class souls to evolve with.

 

Millie grabbed Milky by the shoulder and said “Hey Milky, can I talk to you in private?”. The two ladies went into a different room together to talk after they grabbed their slices of pizza

 

“What’s up?” Milky asked with a smile on her face.

 

Millie said “I need advice on Lust Souls; specifically, ones that have made imps evolve. I'd figured you know since you're surrounded by them almost all the time.”.She didn’t share the details about IMP coming across the Overlord class souls. However, she knew that Milky would have more knowledge on Lust souls since Lust has more knowledge about them for evolution purposes.

 

Milky said “Well, I can tell you that any type of Lust Soul consumes, regardless of the specific powers or abilities that come with it, you will feel the need to have more sex than usual.

And there’s the changes to your body that will definitely occur. While it tends to be based on what the soul used to be in life, your current form will feel like it’s changed but you’ll still feel how your body used to be in some capacity. That’s the short version of it. Why do you ask? Are you and Moxxie planning on evolving?”.

 

Millie said “Let's just say we're thinking about it for work purposes and Lust Souls are an option.” Out of the Seven Overlord class souls, the Lust Soul interested her the most.

 

Milky said“Got it. Whatever you two decide, maybe we can help each other out with the changes.” She could tell that there might have been more to what Millie was saying but decided not to push her any further about it since it is work related.

 

“You’re planning on evolving too?” Millie asked with an intrigued look on her face.

 

Milky said “Yeah. I’m actually attending an auction for some Overlord Class souls this weekend. I was going to ask you and Moxxie if you could come with me that day so I have extra security.”

 

Millie said “I’ll talk to Moxxie about it but I think he would agree to it. But I'm surprised you wanted to evolve in the first place.”

 

“I didn’t care one way or another about it but I need to if I’m going to continue being in the top 20 at my job, especially if I want to be a part of the Lust Carnival again this year.” Milky explained. She works at Ozzies as a stripper, prostitute, and sometimes take-home date.

 

“Do you need our help getting ready for it?” Millie asked in a playful tone. She and Moxxie have helped Milky out with some of her jobs at her work since she’s one of the few people she trust to help her with that; plus, she sometimes has casual sex with both Moxxie and Millie every now and then, sometimes acting as their “third”.

 

Milky said “I was hoping to see if you two would make an opening for me.” The two ladies giggled at the same time.

 

“We can make that happen. And I’m really going to need your help now more than ever.” Millie said. Her tone started to change from cheerful to worried.

 

Milky said “Because I know how Moxxie will react when it comes to his father.”.

 

Millie said “Yeah. We may have all come together but you were there for him when it all happened.” 

 

Milky placed her hand on Millie’s shoulder and said “But you were there after that and that truly made a difference. It’s going to make a huge difference through all of this now. Which is why I have another favor to ask. Could you teach me how to fight?”

 

“Of course.” Millie said with a renewed smile on her face.

 

At the same time in another part of the room, Alessio was talking to Moxxie about Crimson’s escape; he was still trying to wrap his head around how his father managed to get an Exorcist angel in his pocket.



“I still don’t understand how my dad could have convinced an Exorcist to work for him. Out of all the angels to ever exist, they are notorious for hating demons.” Moxxie said with a worried tone of voice.

 

Alessio said “Crimson has always had a silver tongue when it counts. It stands to reason he used that against this exorcist and got her to his side.”

 

Moxxie said “But an exorcist? I'd sooner believe he'd charm a Goetia woman more than he would an angel. Although, wouldn’t him working with an angel be treason against Hell? We could turn him into Lucifer or any of the Sins just to stop this all from happening.”

 

Alessio explained “That won’t work. My sources in Hell Intelligence have stated that there are some angels who have grown tired of the War and how it's no longer rewarding them that some have betrayed Heaven and opted to side with Hell in hopes of gaining their own interest in the realm. I don't know how many there are but it's enough to where a database has been made to keep their identities a secret. Odds are that this angel, especially with the treaty coming up, will be protected to act in Hell as she pleases so long as she doesn’t do anything against Lucifer or the Sins.

 

Moxxie said “And now my dad has one working for him. And knowing him and his eye for quality, he’ll be able to rebuild everything that was taken if he targets the weak points in all of Greed and beyond. I wouldn’t be surprised if he could get his old buddies to cooperate with him again, especially if he can give them what they want.”

 

Moxxie, you know that the best option to fight back against your dad and the old guards is to take the reins yourself. And then eliminate those that won’t listen to you.”

 

Moxxie said “Alessio, you know I left that life behind a long time ago. Heck, the old guard listened to you because I left; you fit their style more than I ever could.”. After the initial take down of Crimson, Moxxie would do his very best to distance himself from the life of being in the mafia.

 

Alessio said “But there are members of the old mafia that would be willing to follow you more than they would Crimson or me. They saw your potential to lead when you handled the drug and prostitution ring in Lust and Sloth.” He knew how well Moxxie managed things, both in turf battles and the management of Crimsons’s operations.

 

Moxxie said “Even if that were true,  I’ve been out of the game for some time now. I still know the ins and outs of the family but I’m sure that’s changed. And let me ask you this: do they want me or do they want Blitz the War Hero?”. He figured that even if he came back, he also knew that having Blitz involved in this would be helpful to any efforts of gaining favor with the mafia. 

 

Alessio said “They would want both. They would want you because they believe you'd be able to meet their interests and your own. Plus, they would be more impressed if you managed to get Blitz on your side.”

 

Moxxie said “Then they would be disappointed. Blitz doesn’t like talking about his experiences in the war; he doesn’t consider himself a hero. Even when he does use his title, it’s only to help with making sure that we’re paid the right amount of money and not disrespected by other companies.”

 

Alessio said “It still wouldn't hurt to ask him, especially since your company is close to being able to expand.”

 

“What makes you so sure about that?”Moxxie asked. He wondered how Alessio knew about that but he decided not to think about it further since he assumed it was sources that watched him and IMP in secret.

 

Alessio then said “I've seen how IMP operates through my contacts and I can tell you right now that you're all in a place to expand. And when that expansion comes, you should be the one to lead it. We both know how good you really were when you were in charge of all of Crimson’s operations when he came down with that virus that one year.”.

 

Moxxie said “Again, that was different. The fear of Crimson’s return was what drove them to continue their work.”

 

Alessio then said, looking at everyone of his friends out there “But you have them and they don't follow you out of fear. And the others that you helped get out under Crimson’s thumb. They'll listen to you, especially if they want to make sure Crimson doesn't come back into their lives after you took him down. I know that you value the life you have with them but there comes a time where you'll need to fight against those who will try to take that away from you. And you'll come to regret not using the power you have to protect what's most important to you.”



Moxxie would think about it for a while and said “Fine. I will talk to Blitz about IMP getting involved. But make no mistake, Alessio, it wouldn't just be me leading this new branch of IMP. It would be me and Millie, together; just like how we worked together then, we’ll work together now.”

 

“I understand.” Alessio said with a smile on his face.

 

Moxxie then grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something down, and said “Also, I need you to get something for me.”. He then gave it to Alessio.

 

Alessio looked at the paper with an intrigued smile on his face. “I see.”

 

Moxxie asked “I assume you can get one of them, right?”

 

Alessio said “We should. I’ll have my best thieves get it but it will take time.”.

 

Moxxie said “That’s fine. Millie and I need to make our own preparations for this. And there’s something else we need to do.”.

 

After everyone finished talking and eating before they left for the night, Moxxie, Millie, and Alessio would take Chazz out of the box and tie him to a chair. 

 

After he was ungagged, Chazz said“Hey Mox. I don’t……”. He was then interrupted by a punch from Millie.

 

“Save it, Chazz. You're going to do something for us.” Moxxie said as he, Millie, and Alessio looked at him with intense looks on their faces.



(Seven months later, after evolution)

 

In front of the IMP Lust branch, Moxxie and Millie were outside together looking at Crimson and his exorcist angel lieutenant. Crimson had his forces surrounding the branch but Moxxie and Millie’s forces were waiting in the shadows. The couple also had a secret weapon waiting beneath them in the sewers: a heavily muscular and monstrous looking Chazz, who is currently chained up and in a daze of rage.

Notes:

There you have it, an Evolveverse Short. I do have more shorts for this; it would involve the other members of this world’s IMP. I’m leaning more toward doing one between this world’s Blitz and this world’s Striker; I do have ones for the others but they are all still in the works. The next Moxxie and Millie short I might do will probably have them be in separate chapters just so you can see what they are without each other. However, this one gives you a little more context in their resolve to evolve, like you saw in the original chapter. Let me know what you think and what you hope to see in other shorts related to Evolveverse.

Chapter 18: Evolveverse Short: Blitz

Notes:

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Somewhere on Earth, Blitz in his human disguise was taking care of a list of targets for a client. Ever since he and IMP evolved, they have been receiving more requests from clients to kill targets on Earth. This combined with the fact that Heaven and Hell signed a peace treaty that would give demons more free reign over the Earth with exception of a few small places and refusal to act on certain dates on Earth. This caused an influx of clients in the Sinner population and hellborn population to surge due to the former wanting vengeance on certain people even more and the latter wanting to have established influences on Earth.

 

At the moment, he was focusing on killing three targets at the same time since they were all in the same place; target one was a wife who cheated on her ex husband; target two was a doctor known for giving chemo drugs to patients who did not have cancer; target three was a janitor who doubled as an internet troll who made fun of women’s basketball and volleyball.

 

Thanks to his evolved state, he was able to see things far more clearly than he did before; his skills felt far more enhanced than ever and he had access to any weapon that he could think of. So when he saw that all three targets were close to each other, he was able to take a shot that would kill them all at the same time. Once he confirmed that all three were dead, he would escape the area and head back to Hell.

 

Blitz's Pov

 

Another successful mission. That's how it's been ever since IMP evolved together. We've had an influx of clients, each of them paying us a lot of money in the long run. According to Moxxie, business has hit a peak and it would be disastrous to lose what they have now. At the same time, he told me that we should have enough money to not only hire new employees but also have another branch for IMP. Although, he only really brought it up ever since he and Millie told me about his dad and this Exorcist bitch that’s working for him. They, along with their friends, want to use Lust as their base of operations to fight back against Moxxie’s dad.

 

The idea of expanding IMP has always crossed my mind. The problem is where it would go and what it would do. Sure, they could continue assassin work but that kind of work can vary in the other rings, especially since the war between Heaven and Hell is supposedly over. The closest thing that we could also do is bodyguarding work but that hardly pays, especially for imps. The only rings where I would consider opening another branch of IMP would be in Greed and Lust since those places for imp business like mine, especially with the war supposedly over. Sloth and Gluttony do not have the same need for assassins or bodyguards; Envy would not welcome us; and Millie and Sallie Mae would need to check if setting up in Wrath is even possible.

 

But even if I did figure out what I wanted to do, I can’t help but feel that the emptiness that I felt was starting to come back. Or rather it's still there but it would grow if I took steps towards this. Maybe it's holding me back from wanting to expand IMP. Sure, I want to help Moxxie deal with his dickbag dad but there's something that's stopping me from giving it my all like I want.

 

After Blitz came back from his job, he would meet up with the rest of IMP and they would confirm that their jobs were all complete and collect the money from each of the clients. While Blitz would finish things up, he would see everyone off, as they would all enjoy their weekends; since getting more money and clients, IMP was able to afford taking a two day weekend instead of one. Moxxie and Millie had plans for a date night at Ozzie’s with some friends of theirs; Sallie Mae was meeting up with Apple and Coco again but they were going to the beach on Earth; Striker and Verosika were going to hit up a casino in Greed for some reason; Loona was going to a sleepover/party planning event with Gigi and a few other girls in Gluttony.

 

Before she left, Loona asked her dad if he was going to be fine on his own but he told her that he would be and that he had already made some plans for himself. At first Loona was skeptical but Blitz did his best to reassure her that he’ll be fine; that he was going to go out and have some fun this time. Loona decided to l take her dad’s word for it for now but assured him that if he needed anything let her know.

 

Blitz would head home for a bit to eat dinner, which consisted of leftovers of mashed potatoes, green beans, and cheap steak; he didn’t cook them on the same day, just on different days. While eating, he started to remember his time in the army where he and his unit would talk about what they would do during shore leave or what they did before they signed up. He thought about reaching out to those that were alive but he sometimes couldn’t bring himself to do that, especially since some of them were impossible to reach or had no interest in seeing him. Instead, he decided that the best thing he could do is head out to the places that he and his buddies liked to do.

 

The first thing that he decided to do was get some dessert at a place called Ultimate Cheesecakes (or Not). It’s a cake store where you have the chance of getting from Envy that's made with a special sea salt and cheese that can only be found there and is very expensive. You have a chance of getting it by ordering a random order for a chance to get one of these cakes but it’s very low. However, Blitz knew where to get the actual cake since the trick for this establishment is that the ultimate cheesecake is never really sold to the public. An army medic under Blitz’s command, Geneveve, told Blitz about this and a secret spot where imps of certain sizes can sneak in and grab a piece undetected. While Blitz did grow from his evolution, he was still quick enough and fast enough to sneak in and grab the cheesecake he wanted. While eating it, he thought about how he wanted to share this cake with Geneveve if she was still alive.

 

His second idea was going to the horse races to bet on some of his favorite race horses. While he always had an affinity with horses, seeing them race would always bring excitement to his heart. He and two of his war buddies, Neil and Kurt, would go here on leave as they all liked horses. Like when he was with them, Blitz bet on Sugarcube and Twiliynanas to win; normally they do not win but they were one of the horses that they liked to bet on. Lucky for him, Sugarcube won and Blitz was able to win a lot of money as a result. As he collected his money, he thought about how Neil and Kurt would be happy to see Sugarcube win; while it would not be possible for Neil to be there since he’s dead, Blitz does hope that he can go with Kurt once he wakes up from his coma.

 

The third place he went to was the nearby movie theater, MorningStar Cinema, to see if there were any good movies to watch. There weren’t that many that seemed good to Blitz; most of the movies available were either war propaganda movies, were part of a franchise he wasn’t following, or they were made by a studio (Goetia Film Industries) he didn’t like. Lucky for him, he saw that one of his favorite movies, My Steadfast Horse The Movie, was playing so he decided to go see that. He remembered that this movie was also Dolores and Obadiah’s favorite movie too; that they and Blitz would talk about it during a deployment and shore leave when they have time. Blitz would grab their favorite snacks for this movie: Cheese Popcorn, Salty Chocolate Balls, Wrath-Style Hot Dogs, and Luci-Cola. He would watch the movie near the front of the theater and enjoy the movie all by himself; no one else was there to watch the movie.

 

His fourth visit was a rundown motel called Not Affair Hotel. It’s a hotel where someone can go and cheat on their spouses, or significant others with little to no consequences; this place has a strict non disclosure agreement but most of that would get thrown out the window when they leave the hotel. Blitz would watch from the other side of that motel as “couples” would either be talking, watching television, or just having sex; it mostly consisted of sex. Blitz knew of this spot thanks to another fallen comrade, Dale knowing of a place they could watch everyone without being caught; he also knew of certain windows that are defective that make it look like no one can see through from the outside but they can. They along with other fellow soldiers and voyeurs, Sora, Basil, and David, would spend their time here seeing the affairs from afar; they would treat it as their own form of live entertainment, especially the parts when fighting breaks out or when someone finds out about their significant other having affairs it somehow turns into a threeway, fourway if you account for a couple cheating on each other without knowing it until later.

 

Unfortunately, the sex scenes he was watching were dying down earlier than he anticipated and all he saw were some of them being more romantic. This caused Blitz to have brief flashbacks of him and his time with Verosika, which he tries not to think about anymore. However, he did start thinking about a place that he used to go to during his time as a soldier that he couldn’t help but think about despite shoving down his memories with Verosika. He decided to take the nearest bus to Lust and head for a place he hadn’t visited in a long time.

 

After getting off the bus and arriving in Lust, he arrived a few blocks from his location and headed for the place he wanted to go to. While on the way, he would come across freelance prostitutes offering Blitz a chance to have their way with him but he brushed them off, saying he already had plans. He also saw some couples getting in line to enter Ozzies, heading into hotels for hook ups, and there were a few couples having sex in public sex areas too. Eventually, Blitz would come across a three story building with an animal-jungle theme to it. It was called Jungle Safari Sluts.

 

Jungle Safari Sluts is an animal themed brothel where all the sex workers there would dress up as animals, ones on Hell and on Earth. It was also a popular place for soldiers, active and retired, to go there for a fun time. Blitz remembered going here almost all the time when he was on leave; it was also where he first met Verosika. When he entered, he noticed how quiet it was, which was odd since this place was always filled with people; even on a slow day, the sex workers are either talking or fucking in the halls but that was not the case. He decided to head for the bar since there’s always someone there. While he was on his way there, he noticed an old photo of him, Verosika, his comrades, and some of the sex workers during a sexball game; the team’s name was called Smitten Kittens, as the sex workers were all cat themed at the time and Blitz and his comrades agreed to fit with the theme; he dressed in a fullbody alleycat suit back then.

 

(OC Alert: The OC Greta has a canon design that can be found on my DA Account. If you want to see what she looks like go there.)

 

When he arrived at the bar he found the bartender, an old friend of Blitz, Greta, having a drink of her own and watching the television. She turned around and noticed him as soon as he walked in.

 

“Blitz.” Greta said with a smile on her face.

 

“Hey Gretta. Is the bar still open?” Blitz asked, as he sat down at the bar.

 

“For you, it’s always open.” She said, giving Blitz one of his favorite drinks called Lava Acid; a type of beer that is made in Wrath but can only be sold in certain bars and brothels due to how much alcohol it has in it.

 

“It’s pretty quiet here.” Blitz said, looking around and noticing how quiet it is; usually you couldn’t go a few minutes or seconds without this place being all wild and fucky from his point of view.

 

Gretta said as she cleaned an empty jug “That’s because most of the patrons and the sluts are all asleep, or they were all rented out to other places. We’ve had an influx of horny soldiers coming in ever since the peace treaty between Heaven and Hell all but ended the war.”

 

“It’s not going to last.” Blitz said in a disheartened voice.

 

Greta said “Maybe. But we might as well enjoy it while we can. By the way, how’s Sallie Mae doing? I haven’t seen her in a while either.”. She remembered how much fun Sallie Mae was too when she was here; she was also one of the few patrons that she ever allowed to fuck her as well, as Greta was pretty exclusive back then before she just became the bartender of the club.

 

Blitz said “She’s doing great. Like me, she’s evolved and is still working at IMP. She’s currently dating two succubus girls she met at a party.”

 

“And Loona?” Greta asked. She knew about Loona because she remembered Blitz adopted her after he found out about her through another “temp” comrade that Blitz grew close to in the war. And she remembers seeing them one time together while she was out; she never said anything to them then but she knew they were happy.

 

Blitz said “She's perfect, as always. She’s evolved too; she’s been working with her friends to make some extra money for a cafe in Gluttony.”

 

Greta asked “And you?”.

 

“Same old, same old. I was trying to change my routine a bit by going out and doing some random shit.” Blitz said as he took a sip of his drink.

 

Greta said “You mean stuff you and your dead comrades used to do. “

 

Blitz asked “How did you know that?”

 

Greta said “Come on Blitz, you’re not the only one that came down here out of nostalgia and general horniness. I’ve had a few come down here just for nostalgia alone, trying to relive the good times that they had here after they came back from the war. And not just here, but it’s happening all over the place. Although, given what I know about you, I think you’re starting to feel that way now because of your evolved state. Let me guess, was it a soldier or an assassin?

 

“Assassin. He was the best in the business. He completed every job perfectly and without hesitation. But he didn’t have anyone, just the law chasing after him. Even when he tried making connections, it didn’t last long because of his profession. He ultimately ended up dying alone in a plane that was struck by lightning and exploded.” Blitz said, thinking about the information that he had on the Overlord Soul that he ate.

 

“If that’s the case, then you’re probably experiencing what he felt along with your feelings; that can happen to any demon who evolves, even if they don’t go crazy. The difference is you still have people around you that love and care about you. But what you’re really missing is a companion that will stand by you; one who won’t go behind your back or see you as just Blitz the War Hero Imp. I know you know this, you just needed someone to tell you that.”

 

“You’re right. What would you suggest I do?”

 

“Since you’re one of my irregular cases, I would suggest getting laid as your first step. And I’m not talking about doing it for work purposes or even when you’re behind on your rent. I know a few new places you can go too that can help you. That and reuniting with one member of the Smitten Kittens on a friendly, sexy basis; I know at least five of them that I know of would be dying to see you again.” Greta said after she wrote down a few names and places for Blitz to go to.

 

“Thanks. I’ll be sure to try that.” Blitz said after he took the list and went back to his drink.

 

“Hey Greta, could you pour me a drink? I need one after that snore fest.” A succubus woman wearing a jaguar style bra, panties, and fake ears said while walking in.

 

Blitz recognized the voice, turned around and said “Kiki?”.

 

Kiki said “Blitz? I’m surprised to see you here.”

 

Blitz said “I could say the same for you.”.

 

Kiki said “Just because I’m famous now, doesn’t mean I don’t work at clubs from time to time. And I saw that this place was looking for some temp sluts here so I decided to sign up when I had free time.”

 

“Here's your drink, Kiki.” Greta said, holding a glass filled with a blue liquid. Just then, Kiki reached out her arm and it extended far enough for her to grab the drink from Greta.

 

This caught Blitz by surprise and he said to her “You evolved too.”.

 

Kiki explained “Yep. I just completed my 100 soul regimen and it made me far more flexible. Although, it's also made me more hornier than usual but that’s to be expected from eating that many Lust Souls and being a succubus too.”

 

“One of my employees ate an Overlord class Lust Soul too and she’s been horny for quite some time. Blitz said, referring to Millie.

 

“Was it Sallie Mae? I always imagined that she would one day evolve with a Lust Soul. Maybe I could help her with her newly enhanced sexual urges.” Kiki said, remembering the last time she had sex with Sallie Mae. She specifically remembered how rough she was in bed and her foot fetish as well; Sallie Mae would suckle on her foot like a maniac.

 

Blitz said “No, it was her sister Millie; Sallie Mae ate a Sloth Soul. Although, she said she’s open to eating a Lust Soul if she finds the right one. I think she’s mainly looking for one so she can keep up with her two friends with benefits.”

 

Kiki asked “I don’t suppose Millie needs help with her new found sexual urges, does she?”

 

Blitz said “She’s got that covered with her husband, Moxxie, and their third, Milky. While I could put in a good word for you, Millie’s needs revolve around other men that could fuck her but not before they fuck or get fucked by Moxxie; apparently it would be best if she fucked other married men as well.”

 

Kiki said “Say no more, I get it. If that’s where her lustful urges are leaning toward, then it’s probably best that I don’t get involved. If she has a particular kink after evolving that goes with her evolution then it’s best that she takes care of it that way.”

 

Blitz asked“What about you? What enhanced kink did you get?”.

 

Kiki took a sip of her drink and said “One that makes me want to participate in orgies more often and be the center of attention in one; the human whose soul I ate always used every part of her body to please someone to the point of stretching it to its very limit. It's no surprise that she died in a hospital orgy that she started.”.

 

Blitz said “Damn, dying from sex. I can respect going out like that. Maybe it’s because that almost happened to me but the circumstances were different.”

 

“You almost died from sex? I thought you were an assassin.” Kiki said, surprised to hear this. Other than his profession as an assassin and being a former soldier, she remembered how much sex energy Blitz had that dying from sex was unthinkable in her mind.

 

Blitz said “I am but that doesn’t mean I don’t use sex to go after my targets. And this one in particular involved me and Striker, one of my employees, nearly dying by it.”.

 

“Tell me more.” Kiki said with an intrigued look on her face.

 

Along with telling her about Operation Near Sex Death, Kiki and I would spend our time catching up after all this time. While I talked about some of IMP’s craziest missions, she talked about how her career as a popstar was going but she also talked about how she started in a few movies as well. Although, during our talks, I tried to refrain from talking about Verosika whenever I could; it’s not a secret that she works for me but still.

 

It was nice talking to her again. I remember her being a fun hang, too. I remembered how unique her singing voice was, how she came up with movie night whenever we (soldiers) came back on leave, how she always found the best amusement park rides, and she also enjoyed horses as well. I didn't know it then but talking to her felt right.

 

“And that’s how Operation Antarctica ended.” Blitz said, then he took a sip of his drink. He and Kiki didn't notice but Greta was refilling their drinks every now and then.

 

Kiki said “I never knew penguins could be so dangerous.”

 

Blitz said “Neither did I. Maybe that’s why I’m glad Millie and Striker found a way to blow them all up.

 

Kiki giggled for a bit. She then said “I'm glad I ran into you again, Blitz. This has been fun, reconnecting again.”

 

“Yeah, it really has been.” Blitz said with a smile on his face.

 

“Talking to you again feels like I can be myself, away from my career. Away from my usual shit.” Kiki said, her smile turned upside-down.

 

“Is everything alright?” Blitz asked.

 

Kiki explained “Yeah, sort of. While there is this issue going on in Lust that concerns a few friends of mine, I’m having trouble with my success. I know that sounds weird but it almost feels empty and lonely; almost as if I want something different from it but I’m not sure what it is.

 

Blitz said “No, it’s not weird at all. And I’m the weird one.”

 

“No shit. Maybe that’s why I came here again. I needed to get away from it all, or find something to remind me of how simple things used to be. Maybe I miss when we were all together.” Kiki said, briefly regaining her smile. She and Blitz started looking at another nearby portrait of them and the rest of the Smitten Kittens. It was all of them doing an orgy pose together; Blitz was with Verosika at the time, she was on top of him while he laid back with his hands on her butt; Kiki was with two male imps and a succubus, surrounded by their dicks.

 

Blitz asked “Do you miss it all?”.

 

Kiki said “Some of it. What about you?”.

 

“I do too.” Blitz said, as he turned toward Kiki and placed his hand on hers. She looked toward him and placed her other hand on his.

 

Before they knew it, Blitz and Kiki started making out with each other; both demons were aggressive with their tongues. The two of them broke it off for a bit and looked at each other, realizing what they had just done. Blitz grabbed a nearby menu to pay for Kiki’s services since she was still on the clock but she stopped him, saying that this one's on her tonight. As the two left the bar, Greta watched with a proud look on her face, happy to see them go; she decided to use her phone and pull up the security camera for Kiki’s room so she could watch.

 

When the two of them arrived upstairs in Kiki’s room, they immediately took off their clothes and went back to making out with each other. The two of them were insatiable with each other, almost like they needed this. Blitz thought to himself how quickly this escalated; he knew that wanted to do this with Kiki but never imagined he would get this far so quickly. But he didn’t mind since he needed this too. Kiki wanted to do her best to please Blitz as well, using her natural instincts when it comes to sex alongside using her stretching abilities to please him all over the place in a way a normal body could not.

 

The night would be filled with loud moans and groans from the both of them. Kiki would suck Blitz off intensely; Blitz would eat Kiki’s pussy out while squeezing her ass; Blitz would pin Kiki to the wall, thrusting his dick inside of her pussy; Kiki would stretch her body all over Blitz so she could kiss and bite different parts of his body; Blitz would use his wings to lift himself and Kiki some he could make out with Kiki and suck on her tits. The two of them would go on like this for what felt like hours. They explored every part of their bodies, both what appeared new and old, and made sure that the night would be filled with pleasure. Their moment would end at round five when Blitz was on top of Kiki with his dick in her asshole; he had just climaxed inside of her. The two demons fell on their backs and laid down together, their tails twisting together before falling asleep.

 

The next morning, Blitz found himself awake with Kiki sleeping on his chest with a smile on her face. It felt right for some reason; it may have been a one night stand but it almost felt like it was more, that it could be more. Normally, Blitz wouldn’t entertain this thought but part of him wanted to with her. Regardless, he decided to grab his phone and take a picture of this moment with her.

 

When Kiki woke up, we decided that we would have breakfast together. We decided that we would hang out with each other from time to time, mainly on weekends. We would also work together to reach out to some of the other Smitten Kittens and see if they would like to hang out too; although, we didn’t include Verosika in this reunion for “personal reasons”. But during that time, Kiki and I became closer than ever. So close that we would eventually become a couple.

Notes:

I hope you enjoyed Evolveverse Blitz. I'm proud of this version of him since it gave me something else to do with him that didn't involve him having self hatred. Granted, this version has survivors' guilt and some connection issues. I hope to explore more of it one day along with his relationship with Kiki. Let me know what character from Evolveverse you want to see more of. Comments do help me from time to time; they are not ignored.

Chapter 19: Evolveverse Short: Blitz 2

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Chapter Text

(One month before Crimson’s attack on IMP Lust)

 

At Blitz's apartment, he and Kiki were asleep in bed after another long night of sex; the two of them went back to his apartment after their double date with Frida, a Smitten Kitten that Blitz and Kiki met up with, and her husband Klaus. Just then, Kiki’s phone started buzzing which caused her and Blitz to wake up. 

 

Kiki grabbed her phone and answered it. “Hello. Hey Ace. What? Yes, I’m at Blitz’s apartment. Well, yes you would direct any payments to him, or Millie at the IMP Lust branch if you hire them instead. I don’t know if they accept that or not. Just because I’m sleeping with him doesn’t mean I can convince him to do that. Well, when you decide to hire them, you figure it out.” She said before hanging up.

 

 “Is something wrong?” Blitz asked, after he yawned a bit and rubbed his eyes.

 

Kiki explained “It was Ace. He was seeing if I could convince you to take some Overlord class souls as part of the payment for services.”

 

“That depends, what are they?” Blitz asked. While he’s more open to the idea of collecting and investing in some Overlord class souls as payment, he’s making it a policy to know what the senior members of IMP think about it since they brought in new employees; only giving them the option to eat this soul later if they get high recommendations from all seven members or working at IMP for at least a year. Sure they can get their own souls on their own time but most of their employees have signed

 

Kiki said “I don’t know. He’s only ever talked about how they are some of the best Overlord class Lust Souls in Hell; that before they were ancient Sinners that used to rule parts of Pride before being taken down and encased in soul containers.”

 

Blitz asked “Has anyone tried robbing him or his family of these souls? “. He knows that an Overlord Class soul's value can be determined if it’s been stolen by other demons enough times.

 

Kiki said “Not that I know of.”. At the very least, she knows that Ace wouldn’t bring this up unless it was worth Blitz’s time, unless he was having money problems.

 

“Does he have an appraisal item for him, even a one shot tool?” Blitz asked. He’s trying to get access to outside appraisal tools so he doesn’t have to rely on Stolas for help, especially since he’s getting legitimate souls from jobs now.

 

Kiki said “I think so. At the very least, he has some friends who have access to temporary appraisal tools that work only once.”

 

Blitz said “If nothing else, I'll think about it but I'll definitely want cash or credit if the souls are useless. But for now.”. He gave Kiki a kiss before he got out of bed. “Let’s go eat some breakfast.”

 

“I don’t suppose you could make those special pancakes with strawberries and blue berries in it like you did before?” Kiki asked, twirling her fingers around Blitz’s chest.

 

“I think I can make that work.” Blitz said with a smile on his face before he and Kiki made out for a bit.

 

Blitz and Kiki got out of bed and headed for the bathroom so they could get a quick shower. While in the shower, they made out and washed each other’s bodies, touching every aspect of their bodies as they cleaned themselves up. After they dried themselves off, Kiki thought they could head to the living room naked but Blitz told her to hold off on that since Loona could be awake, or walk out at any moment. As a result, Kiki put on a black robe that Blitz had available for her and waited for the all clear from Blitz.

 

Blitz put on a robe too, headed for Loona’s room door on the other side and knocked on Loona’s door to check and see if she was asleep or awake. When he didn't hear anything, he slightly opened the door and found that she wasn't there. He checked on the kitchen table and found a note from Loona that said: I'm having a girl's day with Gigi and will be gone for the entire day. See you around 7. Please try to not be fucking your girlfriend by the time I get back.

 

Blitz thought back to the time he was fucking Kiki on the couch when Loona walked in on them; they were watching a porno called Witches of Cleavagefield 3 and they were copying one of the scenes that involved sex on the couch, a wooden paddle, and whip cream. While Blitz and Kiki were surprised since he thought Loona was staying with friends that night, Loona was disgusted having walked in on her dad like that; although she was happy that he was dating again since it has been a while since he put himself out there.

 

Blitz gave Kiki the all clear as head for the kitchen. While Blitz was making breakfast, Kiki would relax on the couch and read one of Blitz’s magazines that he had available. While she noticed a few horse and weapon magazines, she noticed a soul auction magazine in the mix.

 

“I didn't know you were a soul auction subscriber.” Kiki said as she opened the magazine.

 

“Normally I'm not but Millie gave me that one since she had an extra copy.” Blitz said as he was making breakfast; he was making the pancakes that Kiki wanted while also grilling bacon at the same time.

 

Kiki asked “Is she trying to eat another Overlord Lust soul?”.

 

Blitz said “No, but her and Moxxie's third, Milky, ate one recently; she got it from that same auction. I think she got the one on page 30.”

 

Kiki turned to the page. She read the description of it and said “She ate a dominatrix type. This one seems to specialize in whips, chains, and pegging. A lot of pegging.”.

 

Blitz said “Oh yeah, that’s Moxxie’s favorite kink. I wouldn’t be surprised if she picked that soul just for him.”

 

“Are you speaking from experience or have you seen it yourself?” Kiki asked, wondering if he ever had sex with Moxxie and Millie before.

 

Blitz said “I’ve seen it. Don’t tell anyone this but I actually caught the three of them having sex at one of the public sex parks in Lust.”. He remembered seeing Moxxie on all fours in a park while Millie was using a black, barbed strap on in front of everyone at the park.

 

“I don’t suppose you took any pictures of this, did you?” Kiki asked, intrigued by what Moxxie and Millie were doing back then; she was mostly interested in seeing what sex was like between them pre-evolution.

 

Blitz took a break from cooking, having completed the pancakes and bacon before moving to cook the eggs, grabbed his phone, and showed Kiki some of the images he took of Moxxie and Millie. He said “Yeah, I have them on my phone. This is my favorite one.” He showed her an image of Moxxie eating Millie out, one where Moxxie is doggystyling Millie, and his favorite one where Millie is pegging Moxxie while also using a doggy leash.

 

“Damn. Now I really want to see them having sex. Or join in just to see how it feels. Maybe we’ll get that chance for that operation your branches are planning with us next week.” Kiki said. She was referring to an upcoming assassination operation that involved a sex party being run by three famous, high profile humans. Not only did they have sinners who wanted them dead but so did the succubus; their operations have caused many of them to be abused, kidnapped, or even killed.

 

Blitz explained “I'm afraid not. While our branches are working together on this mission, Moxxie and Millie’s team is doing something separate from us. M&M’s teams will be attending the party on the inside while my team will be handling things on the outside, making sure that none of the targets escape and being on the look out for those DHORKS agents.”.  DHORKS is a human organization that specializes in hunting demons. IMP came across their abandoned facilities a few times, most notably in Antarctica one time, and they found a connection between them and the three targets.

 

Kiki asked “I don't suppose you know why they were kidnapping succubus, or how they were able to see through our disguises?”. She and other succubus have hired IMP and other businesses that are interested in finding where the succubus are taken by humans, who just so happen to know that they were demons from Hell.

 

Blitz said “We still haven't figured that part out yet. I have a few ideas but none of them can really prevent anything yet. Maybe we’ll figure something out during the mission.”.

 

“If you say so. But back on to the topic of Moxxie and Millie, you don’t suppose they would be interested in our sexual escapades, would they? I've been hearing a lot of good things about them in Lust.” Kiki said, wanting to have a foursome with them and Blitz; the two of them have done a few of them recently with a few other couples so she's hoping that they would be open to the idea.

 

Blitz explained “M&M tend to keep their sexy life to themselves. The stuff you see or hear them doing in Lust is mostly for work purposes and with the help of Milky. Sure, Millie and I talked about sex stuff before but that's about it; she's never offered to have me over for sex with her and Moxxie and I just never asked. And that's without the lingering thought of Sallie Mae cutting my dick off.”

 

“I see.” Kiki said, trying to hide her disappointment.

 

Wanting to cheer her up, Blitz said “Although, there is a chance that we could try them out once since they told me that a potential sponsor wants to talk with us and they want me to be there for that. I was thinking of asking you if you could come with us and we could make it a business date.”

 

Kiki asked “Who’s the sponsor? Does he have a name, or is this someone you can’t tell me?”

 

Blitz said “His name is Dayvis. And we’re supposed to be meeting him and his partner Gwendolyn.”

 

Kiki said “Oh, I know who you’re talking about. He’s legit but he’s also a rising Lust Overlord; he has Asmodeaus's favor to be one but it's a medium favor, which means that he has to continue justifying why he deserves to keep this status. Gwendolyn is his “top bitch” in his harem of 20 demons; some of them were small business owners before his dick got to them.”

 

Blitz asked “So, he thinks he can buy IMP out from under us with his dick?”

 

“I don’t think so. Dayvis isn't interested in taking over an assassin company like yours. He probably wants IMP to protect him and his resort interest on Earth from the cops or prying eyes. His resort doubles as a sex cult.”

 

Blitz asked “What kind of sex cult?”. While he’s attended sex cults that are fun, he knows that there are a bunch of real “sick ones” that he makes sure to avoid.

 

Kiki said “The kind that doubles as a method of selling his perfume and clothing line while also making it about worshipping him and his harem of demons. That's nothing new since most succubus have been leaning toward this method of spreading lust for a while now. If I had to give him something that makes him stand out, it's him having access to some Overlord class Lust Souls almost all the time. These quality Lust Souls that have 100 percent guarantee of not making you go crazy.”

 

Blitz said “Really now. Then I guess he's worth talking to after all, especially if has options to Overlord class souls. Ones that I could eat myself.”

 

Kiki asked “You’re planning on eating another one?”

 

Blitz said "Yeah. I'm leaning toward a Lust Soul or a Gluttony Soul right now.”

 

Kiki asked “What about Wrath or Greed? Wouldn’t souls like that be more to your capabilities as an assassin?”

 

“They would be but what I’m planning is going to require me to take it slow and really think about what soul I eat and when I eat it. And that's only if I find the right souls to meet my needs.”

 

“So you're going for the triple overlord evolution?” Kiki asked, assuming that he wants to eat two more Overlord class souls, as that is the three limit mark that most demons manage to pass but not many do.

 

“No. I'm trying to go past that. I’m trying to eat three more Overlord class souls” Blitz said with an almost stern voice.

 

Kiki said “Really now?”.

 

“I know no one has done that. Officially. But I've been doing my research on the subject in my spare time. Breakfast is ready.” Blitz said, changing his tone after he realized that he finished making breakfast while they were talking.

 

He made plates for himself and Kiki and placed them on the table; their plates consisted of pancakes, eggs, bacon, gluttony style cantaloupe, and stern apple slices . Kiki walked over to the table, Blitz pulled out a chair and had her sit down before pushing her chair in. He then sat down on the other side of the table and the two of them started eating. While they were eating, Kiki decided to ask why Blitz wants go past the three limit mark; while she was worried as to why Blitz would do this since doing so would likely lead him to going insane or his body would get destroyed (since that’s what usually happens) but she knew he wouldn’t do this unless there was a reason.

 

“So, what made you decide to want to eat more Overlord class souls? To break the three soul limit?” Kiki asked 

 

Blitz said “Recent events. And I’m not just talking about the end of the war between Heaven and Hell.”

 

Kiki asked “Recent events like the stuff with DHORKS and Moxxie's father or events that you don't want me to know about from the darker side of your work?”

 

“A bit of everything; I'd rather not talk about the darker side of it during breakfast. But if I had to pick a more tangible, open reason it would have to be Fizz.” Blitz said, referring to his former friend. He ran into him about two months ago in the streets of Greed; the two of them looking at each other with anger and hatred.

 

“What about him?” Kiki asked. She knew that they were friends a long time ago but they had a falling out after Fizz evolved; that and how he supported the war between Heaven and Hell in ways that Blitz did not like.

 

Blitz said “He's going to be announced as an Overlord of Greed. Him and three other demons too, all confirmed to be prominent enough to be acknowledged by a Goetia. One of them is another war hero like me. I don't remember the fucker's name but I know he was responsible for stealing three whole factories worth of angelic weaponry.”

 

Kiki said “I know who you’re talking about. Wilson “Steelshark” Ross. He's a mafia son turned willing soldier and a war hero amongst the sharks. His heroism not only comes from him being a successful hit man but also an expert planner when it comes to heists. His war hero status earned him a lot of respect to the point he took over the family when he came back home.

If I had to guess, him being made an official Overlord under Mammon impacts you and IMP because he could not only buy out some of your sponsors and potential newly hired assassins but any expansion of IMP would be impossible before he could find a way to buy you out. And you are certain that this is going to happen because he and Wilson are friends, if not secret fuck buddies.”

 

“You just guessed that?” Blitz said, surprised to hear that she figured all of that out.

 

Kiki smiled and said “Blitz, I've been around the block when it comes to guys like him and situations like yours. The only difference between them and you is that you not only care about your employees but you'd go so far as to risk evolving with not three but four Overlord class souls, knowing the risk of insanity if not complete destruction of your body. I also know you wouldn't do something like this unless you knew how.”. She then reached out her hand and placed it on Blitz’s hand 

 

Blitz said “My time in the war and my dark side investor confirmed everything I needed to know on how to surpass the three limit mark. I normally wouldn’t take that chance even with that knowledge but with everything going on I’m going to have to use it.”

 

Kiki said “And with that knowledge, you hope to gain acknowledgement from Lucifer? Satan? Or just any of the Sins in general? Except Mammon.”

 

Blitz said “It would be awesome if I managed to get Lucifer's acknowledgement. Any demon would want that. But I'm not doing this because I expect them to acknowledge me. I just want to have the power I need to make sure everyone I care about, everything I built remains. That it can weather any changes that come to Hell.”

 

Kiki said “I believe you. In fact I know you can do it.”

 

“You do?” Blitz said, surprised to hear her say that so easily. He figured he would have heard some form of resistance from her since he knows that such an attempt is dangerous.

 

Kiki said “I do. Blitz, I’ve been around plenty of demons who claim that they’ll surpass the three limit mark of evolution; all of them were idiots, didn’t know what they were doing, or simply weak minded. I believe you can do it; that you can make the impossible possible. You’re not like any other demon. And I also know why you would try such a thing. You're not into something like this for power purposes alone. You want to protect what you built and everyone who helped you build it. I know that matters to you the most.”

 

Blitz said “Yeah, that’s right. Even with the war over, I know that things for demons like us are only going to get harder; although, they were harder even with the war going on. If things are going to change, I want to make sure that I have the power to keep everything I've built from being swept away from that change and make sure my co-workers, my family, and my friends have a place they can call home.I know that's a fucking cliché but it's something I believe in.”

 

“It may be a cliché, but it’s one that means something when I hear it from you. And I know you. I also know that if you're going to go down this path I'll need to evolve a second time too.” Kiki said, looking back at the auction magazine.

 

“Kiki, you don't have to do that for me.” Blitz said with a worried tone, not wanting to force her into doing something like this just because he is.

 

“But I want to. I may not be able to become as powerful as you but I can at least keep up with you in the bedroom. Plus, you're going to need a celebrity voice who can vouch for your rise to power. And someone who loves you.” Kiki said, giving Blitz a kiss.

 

Blitz asked “Are you sure about this?”.

 

Kiki said “I am. I want to do this with you. I want this to be what binds us together. I love you, Blitz.”

 

Blitz said “I love you too, Kiki.”He and Kiki made out for a while. The kiss felt more intimate than before; sure, they have had intimate moments since they started dating but this one felt different. Blitz felt that this would solidify him and Kik as a long term couple now; that they would start to take their relationship way more seriously than before. So he asked  “So, how do you want to make this official?”

 

Kiki smiled and said “I have an idea. One that requires a saddle and rope.”

 

Blitz said with a sly smile on his face “Oh yeah.”.



(Seven Days until Crimson’s attack on IMP Lust)

 

At Ace’s house, he and Kiki were in his house, sitting on his couch with Josh, his boyfriend; the trio were talking about the upcoming Asmodeus Show at Ozzies. Just then, Ace walked in with two cases. The cases were payment for both IMPs for their work at the Sex Festival on Earth.

The  case on the right included  the money that IMP was owed while the case on the right contained four Overlord Class Souls, three Lust Souls and one Pride Soul. The Overlord Souls came with appraisal information about the souls as well. Blitz had taken comments from the core members of IMP on whether they wanted to eat a second Overlord Class soul; none of the new members were allowed to opt out of payment for eating an Overlord Class soul. Moxxie, Millie, and Sallie Mae opted out of getting any souls as payment; Striker said if it's a Pride or Wrath Soul related to a mercenary, soldier, or outlaw from the western times he'll take one; Verosika said if any Lust Soul that fits any of her kinks, which Blitz’s aware are still the same, she'll take one; Loona said she'll only take a Gluttony Soul of one of her favorite foods or something that let's her drink a lot of alcohol.

 

Blitz looked over the information regarding these souls and determined that Striker would not be interested in any of these souls; Verosika would be interested in one and decided to set one of them aside for her. The two remaining Lust Souls both had promise for Blitz so he picked one and gave the other one back. Once the payment process was taken care of, Blitz set aside the money that was owed to everyone at IMP and the Lust Soul owed to Verosika. He looked at the Lust Soul that he was about to consume before looking at Kiki. She had a smile on her face as she grabbed another Overlord Class Lust Soul from her purse; she got it from Dayvis after she helped IMP make a deal with him and his resort business that (secretly) benefited IMP more. The two demons gave each other one final kiss before they ate their souls together, starting their evolution process.



Notes:

This was part two of Evolveverse Blitz. It was longer than I initially anticipated but I think it conveyed exactly what I wanted from Blitz and Kik as a couple along with bringing in some much needed motivation for Blitz’s character. If I do more on his character, I will have an idea of what type of Overlord Class Lust Soul he ate in the end, along with Kiki’s soul; I didn’t come up with one here since I wasn’t sure what I wanted for them yet. If anyone has any ideas, feel free to let me know in the comments; I will credit you if I decide to use them.

Also, I hope to work on Evolveverse Fizz one day but I need to think about what he looks like since he’s evolved and where I want to take his antagonistic role.

I’m still working on other chapters and AUs, both shorts and original works. However, it may take more time than usual just because there is some personal stuff in irl that I’m doing along with some personal gaming that may take up my time; one of the games being Digimon Time Stranger.

Chapter 20: Blitzika Au Short 3

Summary:

Loona and Verosika spending some time together, helping Loona pick out clothes for an upcoming party.

Notes:

Author’s note: Regardless of which concepts I decide to explore with each AU, some of them are not going to be in order in terms of the timeline.  

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

At Verosika’s apartment, she was helping Loona with outfits for a hellhound party that she was going to in a few days. She was invited by Verosika’s Hellhound bodyguard, Vortex, a week ago and she wants to make a good first impression since she's never been to any Hound party like this one before. While the party itself is only a month away, Loona decided to go to Verosika for advice since she’s been to more parties than her and she tended to have some outfits that she was no longer using anymore that would fit her.

 

Verosika met Loona almost around the same time Blitz adopted her; he wanted her to be an emergency contact for Loona in the event something happened to him. While Verosika didn't get why Blitz kept treating her like a child, or even his daughter, she understood that Blitz cared about her and that was enough given how closed off he can be. She didn’t try to act like a “mom” or “aunt” to Loona but she did treat Loona like she would Moxxie and Millie, except she didn’t want to fuck her like she wanted to fuck them.

 

“How’s this one?” Loona said, wearing a dark pink one piece top with a pentagram symbol and a skull in front, black skirt, black fishnets, and dark pink collar with a black heart in front of it.

 

Verosika got up and looked closely at her outfit and said “It’s good but not something you should wear for your first big party. Try the next one.”

 

“Well?” Loona said. She was wearing an orange and black one piece dress with a pentagram on it, a black skirt with a bone patter, and black leggings. 

 

Verosika said “This one’s better. I’d rank it at number three out of the ones you should wear for the party.”

 

Loona said “Cool. And you really think these outfits will help me stand out?”

 

Verosika said “They will. Combined with the fact that they're total confidence boosters, they are also the best outfits that scream the possibility of you wanting to get laid as well.”

 

“I don’t know what you mean.” Loona said, trying to deny her attraction to Vortex, Verosika’s hellhound bodyguard, or even the notion that she wants to get laid.

 

Verosika said “Come on, you’re at that age where sex interests you. Plus, I'm a succubus so I know this sort of thing. Afterall, you were lusting after Vortex. Don't deny it.”.

 

“He has a girlfriend.” Loona said, remembering the moment when she and Vortex were talking about inviting her to a hound party that her girlfriend always throws and including her into it.

 

 Verosika said “They almost always do. All I will suggest is that you remain friends with him and be ready to pounce if his girlfriend turns out to be a toxic bitch. But if not, just remain the friend and don't try to steal him away from his girlfriend; believe me, that never ends well.”

 

“Got it.” Loona nodded.

 

Verosika then smiled “But if you're lucky enough, maybe they're in an open relationship. If so, then maybe you'll get a chance to fuck him. Or fuck her if she interest you. Or are you not into that sort of thing?”. 

 

“I…..I'm not really sure.” Loona said, blushing a bit.

 

“Here, take this. It’s one of my purses.” Verosika said, giving Loona a black and gold purse.

 

“You’re giving me this?” Loona asked, surprised that she's giving her one of her exclusive purses.

 

Verosika said “Yeah, I am. I don’t use it very often anyway but it's one that I would suggest for anyone going to a “first” party, a birthday, someone's anniversary for their job, and a funeral orgy.”

 

“Funeral orgy?” Loona asked, confused that such an event existed even in Lust.

 

Verosika said “Don't think about it too hard. But this purse also contains what I call your “Special Friends”. “

 

Loona looked in the purse and saw condoms(male and female types), spermicide, morning after pills, dental dams for hellhounds, and aphrodisiac pills. She also noticed a book in there too. She asked Verosika “ What’s this?”. The book was titled Hellhound Sex 101.

 

Verosika said “Just your standard sex education book for hellhounds. I suggest reading that if you really want to get lucky. Just be sure to make sure to use condoms during sex, or take these morning after pills. They’re all the best brands so they’re going to work.”

 

“Thanks.” Loona said with a slight blush due to embarrassment.

 

Verosika explained “I do this for my friends and close fuck buddies, so this was easy for me. You’re getting the special brands because you're Blitz's daughter. And if he wasn’t so overprotective of you when it comes to talking about sex, I’m sure he would make sure you got the best brands too. If he found out that I gave you cheap or standard brands, or you got a std in general then I’ll be dead for sure.”

 

“Well, Blitz likes you. I’m sure he wouldn’t…….” Loona said before Verosika interrupted her.

 

Verosika said “My pussy is good but it’s not that good. When it comes to you, he’ll turn Hell upside down. And if any harm came to you because of me, he’ll no doubt shoot me in the face or worse cut me off from sex.”

 

Loona asked “How is cutting you off from sex worse than getting shot in the head?”

 

“If you ever tell him this I’ll deny it, your dad’s dick and sex drive are one of the best in all of Hell. It’s one of the few that could ever satisfy me. Getting cut off from it like that would be problematic. It would almost be like being cut off from food and water to me.” Verosika said, thinking about all the times she and Blitz ever had sex; she tended to enjoy all the times he spanked her, squeezed her breast, or whenever he put his dick in her vagina and didn’t act rough on her.

 

“First off, ew. Second, seriously?” Loona said, not trying to think about the concept of Verosika and Blitz’s sex life. While she was aware of Blitz and Verosika being friends/fuck buddies, she always made sure to avoid or ignore any aspects of their sex life.

 

Verosika said “Seriously. I like it that much. It's one of his best qualities. Once you start, you almost can't stop. The only downside is he's too top obsessed; I've been lucky to get him to let me top him and eat me out. But lucky for him, I understand why he puts up this barrier between us. Or his emotional barriers in general.”

 

“He has emotional barriers?” Loona asked. It never really occurred to her that Blitz had emotional barriers since she always saw him as being ok with whatever, almost like he’s bulletproof from everything in general

 

Verosika explained “He does. You can’t always see it but they are there. I sort of noticed them when we first met but I realized how big they were as I got to know him. It's why I made sure whatever we had back then and now was as casual as possible, even after he stopped being my bodyguard. He has a lot of baggage, stuff that he doesn’t want to talk about and doesn’t feel proud about it. It’s why he hates himself so much.”

 

“He hates himself?” Loona asked. She never thought Blitz had self hatred since all the time she’s spent with him was him either treating her like a kid or being this highly confident and stupid assassin-boss.

 

“He hides it with confidence, swearing, and being a badass. It probably has something to do with what happened to him during his childhood.” Verosika said. She does not know the whole story other than a few things

 

Loona asked “What happened?”.

 

Verosika looked out the window before looking back at Loona “It’s not my story to tell you. But some of that self hatred is starting to disappear. I think it started when he met you, Moxxie, and Millie. I like to think some of my friends are helping slowly too but that only worked because I gave them notes on how to deal with Blitz. I know he tends to treat you like a kid, which I find stupid, but I know he does care about you despite all of that. And while you may be annoyed with him, I’m grateful that you’ve stuck by him after all this time.

 

Loona said “Thanks. I’ll keep that in mind. Although, I’m kind of surprised that you would make notes on how to deal with Blitz like that just for other people.”

 

Verosika explained “Again, if you ever tell him or anyone else this, I'll deny it. I care about Blitz in a way that I don't care about most. He's a fun, caring guy that I'll never regret having in my life. When I'm around him, I  feel that there is something else besides the life I have; that I can be more than what I am, or everyone else wants me to be. I’ve also dealt with jerks like Blitz who are the worst of the worst but he’s the type of jerk that you can actually care about; enough to where you can put the effort into making notes about him so that no one that you care about brings up something that would trigger his self hatred.

 

Loona asked “So does that mean you love him?”

 

Verosika looked at a photo of him and Blitz during a party and said “I think I do. But I can’t tell him that yet.”

 

Loona asked again “Why not?”

 

Verosika explained “He's not ready to hear it. And I'm not ready to say it. There's stuff about us that makes it impossible for us to be together. It would require something totally unexpected for us to say that to each other.”

 

“Like what?” Loona asked.

 

Verosika said “Near death experience where we both know we’re about to die or if he somehow knocked me up. The former is the most likely case.”

 

“If you say so. I better get going. Thanks again for the outfits.” Loona said, getting ready to leave. She decided not to press anymore information out of Verosika since she figured she reached her limit.

 

Verosika said “One other thing. Don’t feel pressured to have to use that bag I gave you. Go at your own pace, focus on filling up your social circle. If you manage to go beyond that, that’s ok. Just don’t let anyone force you to do anything you don’t want too. And from time to time, take care of the prick for me when you can.” Loona knew she meant Blitz when she said prick.

 

Afterwards Loona would head home; Verosika would make sure she got in the taxi safely before going back to her apartment; she also made sure that the taxi driver wasn’t a creep before letting it take Loona. Once upstairs, she decided to go through her phone and look at photo of when Blitz introduced her to Loona as his daughter; it involved Blitz holding Loona’s adoption certificate, Verosika holding guardianship documents while being somewhat annoyed, and Loona who is looking away from them with an annoyed look on her face. Verosika smiled for a bit before closing her phone and getting ready to head out to meet up with her friends. Although, she couldn’t help but wonder if she’ll ever be able to call Loona her daughter, or if Loona would ever call her mom.



 

Notes:

It’s been a while since I touched the Blitzika AU but I’m proud how this one came out. While Loona and Verosika do not have a mother daughter relationship yet in this part of the story, since this was before Verosika got pregnant, I did want to highlight that they did have some kind of relationship. Depending on when I do chapters like this again, I hope to do more with Verosika’s relationship with Moxxie and Millie in this AU or Blitz’s relationship with Verosika’s crew one day; some of that will depend on when I feel like writing for this AU and if Helluva Boss season 3 reveals more about Verosika’s past since I eventually want to apply it to this AU rather than just being vague about it with guess work. 

 

I look forward to when I next update this AU and HBA in general.

Chapter 21: Stolitz AU Short 3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

At Stella’s mansion, which was mostly beaten up and in the process of repair, she was throwing items and bottles of alcohol all over the place in anger. She had just learned that another assassin that she hired failed to kill Stolas or Blitz again; this assassin managed to survive but told Stella that she was out, saying that messing with them was not worth it.

 

Ever since she was tricked by Stolas into getting a divorce on the night of their “Not Divorced” party, she has been plotting her revenge against Stolas by sending assassins after him. At first it was just Striker but ever since he was critically injured and has gone missing just now she has had to branch out to other assassins  and they have been failing too due to IMP’s involvement. As she continued with her anger,Andreaphus walked in to check on her; mainly he came by because she wouldn’t stop bothering him over the phone about coming over.



“Damn it! Another failed attempt. How hard is it to kill this prick and his imp?” Stella shouted in anger.

 

“I take it this means your mangey stray has failed again.” Andreaphus said with a disinterested look on his face.

 

“And so have my other assassins. How is it that a bunch of pathetic imps have managed to survive so easily?” Stella asked as she continued to destroy stuff.

 

Andreaphus asked “You’ve hired, how many assassins now?”. He was aware of Stella’s attempts to assassinate Stolas for some time now but never really tried to stop her since so many of those assassins have failed; she sometimes used money that Andreaphus would secretly loan her to pay for these assassins since her current funds were limited.

 

Stella said “15. And they have all failed me. I'm tired of these string of failures.”

 

Andreaphus suggested “Perhaps it would be best to give up on killing your ex-husband.”

 

Stella said “Why would I give up on that? Him being dead will make me happy.”

 

“Aside from the obvious failures of these assassins, dear sister, you have already produced an heir. If you were to kill him, his duties, his possessions, his legions, would all pass to Octavia. So if you kill him like this you’ll……” Andreaphus said before Stella interrupted him.

 

She then said “Laugh. And be the happiest woman in all of Hell.” Stella would laugh until Andreaphus interrupted her.

 

“No, you stupid cow. Octavia will send all of the legions after you. And she’ll have every legal right to do so.” He said, placing his hand on his head out of frustration.

 

Stella said sinisterly “Then I’ll just kill Octavia first. She needed to pay for abandoning me anyway.”. 

 

Andreaphus shouted “Stella!” He then said in a calm voice “Think about this. Killing Octavia would have the entire Goetia family after you and me. You may break Stolas but he would have their backing and the backing of the Sins. They would kill you, or banish you for thousands of years. And you don’t want that, do you?” He was also thinking about how he could be labeled as liable for Octavia’s death too.

 

Stella said “No.”

 

Andreaphus said “Exactly.”

 

Stella asked “Then what do you suggest I do? There’s no way he’ll let me have more than what he already gives me thanks to this contract and I can’t move back into that palace.”

 

Andreaphus said “Maybe change your approach. We need to dig up some dirt on Stolas and his dealings with this imp.

 

“I'm already doing that. None of these photos are useful. If anything, they're all disgusting.”Stella said, showing Andreaphus a pile of photos of Stolas and Blitz together.

 

Andreaphus grabbed a photo of Blitz doggystyling Stolas, while he's tied to the bed. He then said “You're not wrong. Normally, I could spin this as a means of humiliating him for fraternizing with an imp but Stolas already has a reputation for treating imps better than most. Him fucking an imp was an inevitable conclusion.”

 

“Don't remind me.” Stella said angrily, thinking about all the photos she saw of Stolas and Blitz having sex in their bed along with the sex in general.

 

Andreaphus suggested “Perhaps our approach should be about going after this imp in particular. Give me a few weeks, Stella, and I'll have something that we can use to make sure we can take him out.”.

 

Stella said “You better.”.

 

Over the next few weeks, Andreaphus would see what he could dig up about Blitz that could be used against Stolas. Unfortunately, he wasn't finding anything that was useful. He found out what IMP was as an imp run organization but it wasn’t enough to bring Stolas down; sure it was a murder company run by an imp like Blitz but that wasn't worthy enough to bring to Satan’s attention. He was able to find out about Blitz’s past as a performer and his bad acts with other demons but it still wasn't enough; the most recent event with Verosika and Striker was the most juiciest bit of information thus far but it wouldn't be enough, especially since the incident made Verosika worse and Blitz better. The only thing that he found out about IMP that was suspicious was the presence of an employee under the alias Shadow Mustang but that wasn't enough either, especially since he heard that this assassin has done a few jobs for royals under Stolas’s direct supervision.

 

At Andreaphus’s castle, he and Stella were having tea on the balcony to discuss any updates in bringing down Stolas. While there, Stella brought a new batch of photos that her private investigators got for her.

 

“Well?” Stella asked as she was sipping tea.

 

“I have found…..nothing. At least nothing of interest that I could bring to Satan or the Goetia Family.” Andreaphus said with a nearly exhausted voice.

 

Stella shouted “Seriously!? I thought you had this.”

 

Andreaphus explained “Well, it's harder than I thought, Stella. There's not much in the way of ruining Stolas’s reputation in the form of going after this nasty imp that he's fucking. His business is not only legitimate but under Stolas’s protection; it's like the other imp businesses that he has investments in, only this one has extra layers of protection. But we have plenty of time to figure something out.”

 

“Well I want him dead now. It's bad enough that he gets to live freely with that imp that's getting on my nerves. Now he's even showing him that book he uses.” Stella said, showing Andreaphus a photo of Blitz looking at what appears to be a Goetia Grimore with Stolas sitting by his side.

 

Andreaphus wasn't paying attention at first. But he then said before turning around “Book? Do you mean the Goetia Grimoire?”.

 

Stella said“I guess.”

 

Andreaphus started laughing and smiling, asking the question “Is that Stolas showing his imp the Goetia Grimore?”. He had found what he was looking for.

 

“Yeah, what of it?” Stella said, slightly confused.

 

“Stella, we can use this to our advantage. This is a blatant, illegal act. We can use this.” Andreaphus also saw another photo of Blitz with a box labeled “Stolas’s love potion”

 

What Andreaphus and Stella wouldn't realize is that these photos would lead them to being seen as laughing stalks in front of the Sins and the Goetia Family. The Grimoire that they thought Stolas was showing Blitz was fake; it was actually a book filled with horses and horse sex related activities that Blitz was researching for “science”. And Stolas would come in to explain that he hired Blitz to hold on to this fake Grimore to see if his suspicions of being spied on for an assassination attempt were “true”. He also hired IMP because he “believed” that his usual guards or legions may have been compromised, hence why he hired them. He offered to show off the necessary documents to prove this but he played on how quickly Satan and other Goetia demons wanted to leave; Vassago and a few other Goetia that were “sympathetic” toward Stolas would be able to help Stolas, most of them not really liking Andreaphus.

 

Stolas would use this to clear Blitz and IMP of any wrongdoing and accuse Andreaphus for attempting to frame Stolas for breaking demon law through false allegations; mainly he accused him of trying to get rid of his special means of security.  He would accuse Andreaphus of an assassination attempt as well but Andreaphus did exactly what he wanted him to do which was throw Stella under the bus; this would cause Stella to be summoned, stripped of her rank, and banished for 150 years.

Notes:

Another short I had in storage that I decided to complete, only this time it’s in the Stoliz AU. I wanted to show off where Stella was in this AU a bit more since unlike the original timeline Blitz and Stolas have found a way to get rid of Stella since they are able to cooperate with each other. I also wanted to briefly touch on what this world’s Mastermind would look like; I didn’t make it too long but enough to show off how united Stolas and Blitz are that they were able to somewhat bring down Andreaphus and Stella for now. However, similar to how I treat Blitzika AU, how season 3 of Helluva Boss turns out will determine what updates I will make to this AU, especially since I briefly mentioned Vassago.