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Quick background information: Dazai is kept the female appearance, has fluffy bob length brown hair, eyes are doe shaped, has No Longer Human & The Princesses powers, same height as in cannon, look the same as in cannon except is a women.
*Thoughts*
[Actions]
“Talking”
{…}= Unimportant background character
(Dazai’s POV)
*You know when she felt her power return she thought of what to do for all of 2 minutes. Before deciding to mess with the members of the Port Mafia, mainly just Chibi and Mori.*
(Mori’s POV)
[In a meeting with Chuuya and Akutagawa, for an unmentioned mission]
“Boss..” said {…}. “Yes”, I said, pausing my explanation on the mission details. “There is someone asking for you, saying that the demon prodigy has come to visit” said {…}. *Dazai’s come to visit?* “Well let them in won’t you {…}!”, I said.
[A few minutes later]
[ Door clicks open]
“Ah Dazai-Kun come in what brings you here to visit me?”, I said. “Hello Mori, you have someone I want”, said Dazai(?). *Why does his voice sound so feminine*. “Um Boss you may want to look up”, said Akutagawa-Kun. I look up, and see a young women dressed I’m a long sleeveless maxi dress, with brown hair and eyes. “Who are you.”, I say harshly. “Oh come on Mori, I know I’ve changed but surly you recognize me, your dear Demon Prodigy”. Says the women(*Dazai?*). “..Dazai-san?”, says Akutagawa-kun. “Why hello Akutagawa-kun, and hello Chibi~!”, chirps Dazai-Kun(?). “Why the fuck are you a women”, said Chuuya-kun. “Well slug that is not your business, anyway I’m here for Q! Oh I’m also taking Akutagawa, and Gin cause I can’t take her brother and not her, and just cause I can I’m taking Elise”, says Dazai-kun. “You can’t take Elise?! She’s my ability!?”, I say. “Want to bet, Mori. Akutagawa-kun be a dear and go get your sister and Q”, Dazai-kun says. “Ok Dazai-san”, says Akutagawa-kun.
[Dazai reaches a hand out and as if grabbing something invisible curls her(his?) hand, the air around her hand starts to distort as if it were a mirage]
*What?*. I feel a pull in my chest and Elise appears without my input. “Now that wasn’t so hard was it?” Says Dazai-kun.
[Dazai steps over and scoops up Elise who is unconscious]
“How are you touching her, she should disappear?!” I say. *Trying to ignore the dull ache in my chest*. “Don’t be silly Mori I can’t very well take Elise if she’s your ability, so now she’s not she is her own being!” Chirps Dazai-kun.
[Akutagawa returns with Q and Gin]
Dazai-kun spins around, “Ah! How lovely, I came back for you just as I promised you Q” says Dazai-kun.
[Dazai balances Elise in one arm and opens the other for Q]
Q hugs Dazai-kun, “Aww Q it’s ok I promised you I would come for you as soon as i could”, says Dazai-kun. “Now come on Q, Gin, Akutagawa we are leaving”, says Dazai-kun. “ You can’t take them!?”, I say. “What’s make you think you can stop me?”, say Dazai with a smile that looks more like bearing teeth.
“You can’t stop me Mori”, says Dazai-kun walking towards the door.
[Akutagawa and Gin rush after Dazai, while Q hold her hand and Elise sleeps in her arms]
*What has happened in the last 4 years? I just lost 2 of my most dangerous members and Elise-Chan*
(Chuuya’s POV)
*I don’t even want to be in this damn meeting and now that shitty mackerel is supposedly here, that damn traitor*
[Chuuya grumbles under his breath while looking at the floor]
*That voice is rather feminine* “Um Boss you may want to look up”, said Akutagawa.
[Chuuya looks toward the door]
*That can’t be the shitty mackerel*.
“Who are you.”, Boss says harshly. “Oh come on Mori, I know I’ve changed but surly you recognize me, your dear Demon Prodigy”. Says the women(*Dazai?*). “..Dazai-san?”, says Akutagawa. “Why hello Akutagawa-kun, and hello Chibi~!”, chirps Dazai. *Defiantly Dazai why the hell is he a women? And why does he look kind of attracti- NOPE ending that train of thought immediately*. “Why the fuck are you a women”, I say. “Well slug that is not your business, anywayI’m here for Q! Oh I’m also taking Akutagawa, and Gin cause I can’t take her brother and not her, and just cause I can I’m taking Elise”, says Dazai. *What the hell does this shitty mackerel doing!?*. “You can’t take Elise?! She’s my ability!?”, I Boss says. “Want to bet, Mori. Akutagawa-kun be a dear and go get your sister and Q”, Dazai says. “Ok Dazai-san”, says Akutagawa-kun.
[Dazai reaches a hand out and as if grabbing something invisible curls her(his?) hand, the air around her hand starts to distort as if it were a mirage]
*What?*. Says the boss as Elise appears. “Now that wasn’t so hard was it?” Says Dazai.
[Dazai steps over and scoops up Elise who is unconscious]
“How are you touching her, she should disappear?!” Boss says. “Don’t be silly Mori I can’t very well take Elise if she’s your ability, so now she’s not she is her own being!” Chirps Dazai.
[Akutagawa returns with Q and Gin]
Dazai spins around, “Ah! How lovely, I came back for you just as I promised you Q” says Dazai.
[Dazai balances Elise in one arm and opens the other for Q]
Q hugs Dazai, “Aww Q it’s ok I promised you I would come for you as soon as i could”, says Dazai. *Why does she look so good like that*. “Now come on Q, Gin, Akutagawa we are leaving”, says Dazai. “ You can’t take them!?”, says Boss. “What’s make you think you can stop me?”, say Dazai with a smile that I looks more like bearing teeth.
“You can’t stop me Mori”, says Dazai walking towards the door.
[Akutagawa and Gin rush after Dazai, while Q hold her hand and Elise sleeps in her arms]
*What the fuck, happen to that shitty mackerel, why did she take those 4? Why is she a she?! What even just happened?!*
(Akutagawa’s POV)
*Dazai-san is here?*. *Thats not Dazai-san, that’s some lady*
“Hello Mori, you have someone I want”, said the stranger(?). *Wait no they is Dazai-san, that look in hi-HER eyes is the same*. “Um Boss you may want to look up”, I say. “Who are you.”, Boss says harshly. “Oh come on Mori, I know I’ve changed but surly you recognize me, your dear Demon Prodigy”. Says the women(*Dazai-san?*). “..Dazai-san?”, I say. “Why hello Akutagawa-kun, and hello Chibi~!”, chirps Dazai-san(?). “Why the fuck are you a women”, said Chuuya-san. “Well slug, I’m here for Q! Oh I’m also taking Akutagawa, and Gin cause I can’t take her brother and not her, and just cause I can I’m taking Elise”, says Dazai-kun. *Here for me?*. “You can’t take Elise?! She’s my ability!?”, Boss says. “Want to bet, Mori. Akutagawa-kun be a dear and go get your sister and Q”, Dazai-san says. “Ok Dazai-san”, I say.
[Akutagawa quickly rushes out the door to get Q and Gin]
[Akutagawa returns with Q and Gin in tow]
Dazai-san spins around, “Ah! How lovely, I came back for you just as I promised you Q” says Dazai-san.
[Dazai balances Elise in one arm and opens the other for Q]
Q hugs Dazai-san, “Aww Q it’s ok I promised you I would come for you as soon as i could”, says Dazai-san. “Now come on Q, Gin, Akutagawa we are leaving”, says Dazai-san. “ You can’t take them!?”, says Boss. “What’s make you think you can stop me?”, says Dazai-san with a smile that I looks more like bearing teeth. “You can’t stop me Mori”, says Dazai-san walking towards the door.
[Akutagawa and Gin rush after Dazai, while Q hold her hand and Elise sleeps in her arms]
“Now I’ve got to get you 4 all settled in, call Ango to get your criminal records cleared, get Elise a birth record and school records, then I can go find my lovely bird!”, says Dazai-san as she walks us away from the bosses office and out of port mafia territory.
(Dazai’s POV)
*Well that was productive! Now I just need to find my dear bird(The Long Quiet/Player)*