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If there was one way to piss off a succubus, it was to interrupt them on a job. A consensual job at that. Though they were low level demons that literally stole the vitality of men, they had morals. At least all the ones working at Axel’s Fortune Cafe did. They made deals, taking on clients who wanted their fantasies fulfilled and who had no qualms about trading a little bit of their health to do it. Though they had to operate in secret, it was a quiet and ethical way for their kind to get by. The work was easier, and almost always went off without a hitch.

Almost.

Right now Fortune Cafe’s newest hire, Lolisa, was curled up in a chair, shivering despite the blankets covering her body. Fear wouldn’t let her stay still, even though she was long out of danger.

“Unbelievable.” Her senior staff weren’t out of earshot, only a few feet behind her as they spoke to each other. “A magic trap? What was the client thinking? She could’ve been killed!”

“She said it wasn’t him. It was one of the women he lived with who set it up.”

“Wait, hold up. He lives with women? Plural? And he still had to hire a succubus?”

Looks exchanged. “I mean, you saw his face. And his whole… personality situation.”

“Hey!” One of the succubi called out to their traumatized co-worker. The poor thing, smaller and spindlier than average, looked like she flinched just from the sound. “Who was it specifically? We’re not going to let her get away with this!”

Lolisa just hugged her knees as she shivered. The tiny succubus had a wiry frame and… diminished assets, to put it generously. She hadn’t been prepared for what had happened—her fellow succubi had been trying to set her up with an easy job. Now she was traumatized, barely able to speak more than a few words at a time as she tried to get over what had happened.

Poor thing. She must’ve been moments away from death before the client had swooped in to get her out of that situation. All of the Fortune Cafe’s staff felt anger boiling inside of them. Though they were silent, they’d all come to an agreement: this insult couldn’t go unpunished. A slight against one succubus was a slight against all of them. While they couldn’t threaten someone’s life—not without risking their peaceful position here in Axel—they could make this offender suffer in other ways. And with knowledge of some of the most shameful, painful, and humiliating kinks out there, they could make her suffer a lot.

They just needed to know who to direct their ire at.

One of them went to Lolisa, bending to be eye level with her. They put hands on the startled kitten’s shoulders. “Just tell us who. We’ll make this right.”

Lolisa shivered again as she brought her head up. Her eyes seemed sunken with fear. “B-B-B… Blue h-hair…”

— — —

Blue hair bounced excitedly, Aqua practically skipping through the streets of Axel.

"Heehee~ Heheheee~!" Her face was overwhelmed by glee. Eyes closed, big dopey smile on her face, and arm up in the air, waving around her trophy for all to see, Aqua was making a spectacle of herself. But she didn't care what the peasants on the streets thought of her. Flapping in the wind above her head was her golden ticket, her pass to a free lunch. If 'lunch' meant 'all you can drink booze bonanza', that is.

She'd found the flyer wedged in the manor's mail slot. It started poking through right as she'd been about to leave, actually. Megumin, Darkness, and Kazuma didn't have a chance to see it. And once she'd read what was on it, she made sure they never would.

It was an invitation. Axel's Fortune Cafe--a place she'd never even heard about before today--had apparently started brewing their own ales to add to their menu. Stuck with a large variety, they needed the help of adventurers willing to guzzle alcohol like there was no tomorrow. It was the only way they'd be able to find out which of their drinks were the best. Honestly, it had sounded too good to be true. But then Aqua had read the last little bit of fine print.

Compensation will be awarded to those connoisseur-tongued adventurers who provide their assistance. It had taken her a bit to decipher that, but when she got it all alarm bells in her head ceased.

They were going to pay her to drink! Now it was too good not to be true.

Aqua couldn't believe her luck, to the point where she thought her stats must've gotten mixed up with Kazuma's somehow. Normally she drank her party into debt, but now her unquenchable thirst could get them out of it. Or, more likely, she'd keep the money for herself. She was a hard-worker, an invaluable member of their team, and a goddess after all. Kazuma offered her a pithy allowance compared to her worth. (Especially since she'd saved his life from being drained away by a succubus last week--and he had the nerve to act obstinate about that!) Why shouldn't she have her own emergency fund?

So Aqua did the smart thing. She told none of her party what she was doing, and took the fantastical promises of the mysterious invitation at face value. Fortune Cafe was a bit hard to find at first. She'd expected a massive crowd of high functioning alcoholics like herself to be swarming the place. The promise of free booze was the kind of thing half of Axel would move mountains for. And yet, when Aqua finally stumbled on the restaurant in question, no mountains were being moved. No adventurers swarmed it. The place was dead. Empty.

Out of the way or hole-in-the-wall didn't quite describe the Fortune Cafe. It almost looked like it was hiding, tucked away in a corner far from the heart of Axel, with even the door receding into the stone around it. That was strange by itself--business tended to want people to notice them after all. Aqua was more worried about the lack of thirsty patrons.

No one was here. With the door shut and the streets barren, the place practically looked closed. Aqua's eyes ripped across her flyer. Had she gotten the date wrong? Was she here too early? Too late? The thought that dozens of other--less deserving--drunkards had already come and gotten their free beer, leaving her with nary a drop, broke her heart. No no no no no! It just couldn't be!

Even if she was late, surely they had some ale left. A keg or a flask... at least a few drops, right?! Aqua ran up to the door, pounding her fist against it. Her heart slammed against her ribcage at an even faster clip. "Hey!" she cried out. "Where's the booze? Come on, open up!"

She didn't have to knock for long. The heavy door jolted as someone on the other side forced it from the frame. When Aqua's fist slowed, that person pulled it all the way open. She was a tall woman with long pink hair. Standing well over Aqua, the goddess was practically eye level with the sagging breasts straining against her barmaid outfit. A smile lit up the woman's face when she saw Aqua. "Ah, hello there! You—"

"It's not all gone, is it?" Aqua reached up, grabbing the woman's shoulders. Frantic shaking followed, the employee nearly tipping over from the force of Aqua's desperation. "Tell me there's still booze!"

"Th— There is— Will you stop!" With a huff, the woman chased Aqua's hands away. She took a moment to smooth out her rosy locks, deep breaths quelling the snarl on her face. "Phew. Yes, we still have plenty of ale."

Aqua nearly melted with relief. "Thank all the gods except Eris..."

"You're actually the first person to answer our ad," the woman explained. Turning, she made some room in the doorway, gesturing. "Please, come in an—" she didn't get to finish that sentence, a gust of wind striking her face. Aqua had bolted past her. Rather than showing frustration, however, the woman let a small smile touch her lips. One Aqua couldn't see. "Perfect." She shut the door behind them with a heavy slam.

Waiting for Aqua inside was her own private heaven. The other waitresses in the cafe had brought out a big round table. Filling every inch of it were mugs frothing with fresh golden ales. Glasses stacked up on top of them, layers upon layers until just one sat at the top, glinting and glimmering in the light from the windows. Her jaw fell open, a line of drool escaping to the floor. Reverently, she approached the table.

"Is this..." She licked her lips. "All for me?"

A waitress with short pink hair nodded to her. "Yes ma'am."

The one on the other side of the table gestured with both hands, like she was showing off a prize. "All for you! We want to make sure you get exactly what you deserve."

"OooooOoooOoohhh..." Aqua shook with anticipation. Even though she was supposed to taste test for them, any thought of purpose or work flew out of her mind. She was here to get stupid sloppy drunk, throw up and repeat that two-step cycle an infinite number of times. Her hands ripped free the first two mugs she could take without toppling the lot. Throwing back her head she exchanged each pair between her lips, golden trails running down the sides of her face as she gulped. She looked like she was trying to drown herself, almost.

So enraptured was she that Aqua didn't even pay attention to the conversation for the trio of pinkettes as they huddled together.

"Really? 'Exactly what you deserve'? You're gonna give us away!"

"I'm surprised she came at all. 'Connoisseur-tongued adventurers'? It's no wonder you don't write our ads."

"Hey! Shut up and get the stuff ready. At the rate she's drinking, we'll be at phase two in no time."

They hushed their tone even further to discuss what came next. Aqua couldn’t hear them over the sound of herself guzzling mug after mug. She could see them out of the corner of her eye as they walked over to her, but they barely registered. Aqua kept throwing liquid gold down her throat as the waitresses bent down.

Keeping her equally spaced between the four of them, they began to draw along the floor. Red chalk created a circle, with Aqua in the epicenter. Lines criss-crossed, forming a seven-pointed star around the goddess as she kept gulping down drinks. She finally started to notice when one waitress bumped her leg, sketching an eerie symbol into the floorboards beside her feet.

“Whazzat?” Aqua blinked. Her mug didn’t even leave her lips as she asked. Really, she didn’t care, but if they were going to bother her they might as well explain themselves.

“Oh, you’ll see in a minute.” The waitress smirked behind a curtain of pink hair. Tickled, she laughed at Aqua like she was in on a secret the drunkard wasn’t.

“Whatcha sayin’?” Aqua figured one of the other waitresses would fill her in. Head flopping against her shoulder, she faced them. More wicked grins met her gaze. The four pinkette’s around her all started to stand.

“You never should have crossed us,” the one with the longest hair said. Her sadistic tone hardly registered. Aqua’s mind felt fuzzy from all the beer she’d had so far.

“Now you’re gonna pay,” snarled the particularly breasty waitress to her left.

“Nuh-uh!” Aqua’s hand swerved to point at her, drink splashing over the rim as she grumbled. “Yer the one’s paying me. ‘N don’t yous forgets it, or Imma char–charj— …charging you extra.”

“Can you shut up already? You’re wrecking my concentration!”

Aqua scoffed indignantly. She was definitely charging them extra for her services now. Before she could voice her rage another waitress piped up. “Just hurry before she realizes what’s going on!”

Aqua’s eyelids made thudding sounds as she blinked. It was hard to process much of anything right now with alcohol submerging her brain, but she got stuck on that last word. Realize… what?

Before she could ask, the waitresses all joined hands. A chant emanated from their mouths like a low hum. In a language no mortal or even divine being could speak, they chorused and repeated the same phrase over and over again. A blood red glow rose up from the floor in a column of light. Aqua was engulfed.

Almost lazily, she looked down. “Hey… ish dat a magic cir—”

Everything went white.

— — —

A jolt forced Aqua’s hazy eyes to blink. The world was dark and fuzzy, taking its sweet time coming into focus.

“Is she ever going to come to?”

“Don’t kick her chair! It’s only been five minutes, calm down.”

“Enn… enngh…” She fought back a headache. Hungover? Just how much did she drink?

“Shh! Shh! She’s coming to!”

“Quick, do that cool thing we were planning!”

Voices gave her something to focus on. Dead ahead, the blurry figures of people shuffled about. Aqua grunted and groaned some more, trying to make sense of them. They were… they were…

Succubuses! Aqua’s eyes grew wide. Suc… Succu… Succubi?

The more-than-one succubus standing before her finally came into focus for her. A quartet of demons, sporting curvy, feminine figures and barely any clothes to cover them, stood before her. They stood there posing with crossed arms, arched backs, and faces that looked… constipated. Stern, tight expressions—not to mention the way they all had their legs together—made them look like they were desperately holding it. Not as cool as they’d hoped.

Aqua didn’t focus on that, however. A swirl of questions bombarded her brain, itself already feeling like someone had set it on fire. She didn’t panic, though. Low level demons like this weren’t a threat to someone as mighty and magnificent as her. But something about them did shock her. They all sported familiar pink hair.

“Errgh… What…” She gasped, putting it together. “You!”

“How nice of you to join us. Sleep well?” The tallest one smirked as she strode up toward Aqua. The goddess’s first instinct was to lunge at her. She remembered all at once. The waitresses, their magic circle… These lowly demons had done something to her.

But when she tried to attack the wench, Aqua stumbled, falling flat on her face. “Oof!” Something unexpected spread her gait. It had tripped her up, and now the succubi all around her cackled as she pulled her head up from the floor.

“Seems she hasn’t noticed her new wardrobe yet!” One snarked in between laughter.

“What are you—?” But even as she said the words, Aqua felt it. A presence between her legs, pushing her thighs apart. It felt like it wrapped up and over her hips, swaddling her privates with its soft, almost pillowy touch. Aqua’s jaw clenched, not liking the first thought her mind jumped to in order to explain that sensation. Bringing her thighs together to test the thing at her hips, she winced from the confirming sound.

crinkle crinkle

“No no no no!” Aqua’s panicked cries kicked up more laughter. She squirmed to turn around, hiking up the short skirt of her usual outfit. She didn’t need to see it to know what it was, but she stayed in the denial phase right up until her eyes landed on the poofy, white shell of plastic at her pelvis. She whipped around to look at the howling demons, face a mix of fury’s red and shame’s pink. “You put me in a diaper?!”

Amidst their desperate gasps for air, one succubus managed to talk. “Of all the fetishes we’ve had to entertain over the years, none of us could think of a more fitting one to stick you with for your punishment.” As she spoke, Aqua tried ripping the padding off of her body. She grabbed, clawed, yanked, shimmied, but nothing she did could convince her new fluffy friend to leave her alone. Her legs flailed up in the air and she arched her back as she grunted. When she heard that last word, she stiffened a little.

“Punishment?” she growled. These lowly demons thought they had that right? To treat an immaculate goddess such as herself like a naughty child. “What have I ever done to you disgusting, filthy, lust-sucking wretches?”

The laughter faded, everyone’s faces getting very serious all of a sudden. “You don’t even know?” The leader growled at her. “Lolisa still won’t come out of her room and you don’t even remember what you did to her?”

“Who the hell is—” Through her hangover, Aqua’s memory jogged. Not from the name, of course. She was surprised to learn vermin like these even had names. But Aqua did remember an incident with a succubus from last week. “You mean that creep who was trying to attack Kazuma?” Eyes narrowed at her as Aqua stood up. Now she understood, and she got mad. “Because she should be grateful I didn’t vaporize her on the spot!”

“Why you little!” One tried to move towards her, but a hand on her shoulder held her back. Aqua smirked, taking it the wrong way. In her mind, they were afraid of her power—as they should be.

“You low-level scum have five seconds to undo whatever curse you put on…” she gestured to the diaper, its poof carrying it far beyond the meager protection of her skirt. “this, before I end you. Understand?”

“I don’t think you understand,” the long-haired succubus said. “But sure, go ahead and try.”

An odd bluff. Aqua was too smart and pretty and perfect to fall for it. She raised her hands, fingers curling. Summoning the wellspring of divine magic within her, she shouted. “GOD…” She charged—waddled—forward, curling her hand into a fist before pushing it out at the leader succubus. “BLOoooww…”

Her punch smacked the demon’s breast with all the explosiveness of a fart. No magic, divine or otherwise, coursed through her fist. Blinking in surprise, Aqua reeled back. “Huh?” Snickers kicked up, but she ignored them. Aqua tried to summon her divine magic. She tried to create water. She tried casting the most basic spells she knew.

Nothing. Her magic was just… gone.

Instantly she glared at the succubi, all of them looking like their sides hurt. Grabbing the front of her skirt and trying in vain to cover her pamper with it, Aqua stomped her foot. “What did you do to me?”

“Did you really not think getting paid to drink beer was a little bit suspicious?” The head succubus said. She flipped her long pink hair behind her back, grinning haughtily. Her fellow demons started encircling Aqua, making the depowered goddess shrink back.

Of all the indignities! Cowering from low-level demons like these? She wasn’t so pathetic! Though, without her magic… Aqua bit her lip with worry.

“Hope you liked our latest brew, though,” teased the leader. “The mana suppressing potion really brings out those bitter notes.”

“How dare you use booze against me!” Aqua cried. She could’ve cast literally any purification spell up front and avoided this—she certainly had enough practice with that kind of magic at this point—but what was she supposed to do? Not trust the anonymous flier with its too-good-to-be-true offer?

She heard a low whistle behind her. “Man, this thing came out really thick.” A hand slapped the seat of Aqua’s diaper, making her jump.

“Eep! Hey!” She tried to whirl around and slap at the spank-happy succubus, only for the leader to grab her by the chin and force her to look forward. When she saw the demon’s fierce glare, she swallowed. Her mouth suddenly felt dry.

“Listen up,” the succubus ordered. “Even if you had your magic, that diaper isn’t coming off. Not with the spell we cast.”

“No!” Aqua shook her head, refusing to believe it. Attacking the succubi wouldn’t do her any good now; her hands jumped back to the pamper, trying to rip it free once again. And once again, she was unable to do anything. She felt like a little kid, who couldn’t even take off her own clothes. “You can’t do this to me! I’m a goddess!”

That pathetic whine must’ve come across like a desperate lie to them. All four giggled harder than they ever had before.

“Oh, if you think this is bad,” the succubus to her left taunted. “Just wait until you have to go to the bathroom.”

The one on her right snickered. “That was a lot of beer you drank, you know.”

“B-But…” Just her saying that made Aqua acutely aware of her bladder. There was a pressure there, though only a slight one. But she knew it was only going to get worse and worse.

“And no changies allowed either.” The succubus behind her still had her hand on Aqua’s padded rump. She started rubbing circles into the padding, drawing out a chorus of crinkles. “No matter how messy you get.”

“S-Stop!” Aqua pleaded. “You filthy, glorified leeches! Get this thing off of m–EEEP!”

The leader suddenly gripped the front of Aqua’s padding, squeezing fluffy layers against her crotch. Aqua’s arms stiffened out, too shocked to even strike the demon molesting her. Before she could speak up again, the succubus pressed her thumb up against Aqua’s lips, still holding tight to her chin.

“Shhh.” The demon smiled, relishing the fear in her eyes. “We’re not as cruel as you, don’t worry. There is a way you can use a big girl potty again, if you really want to.” Her fingers curled, pushing fluff into Aqua’s privates. Tears welled up on the goddess’ red face as she felt a distinct tingle between her legs. The unmistakable twinge of pleasure; not what she wanted to be feeling from a diaper of all things!

“H-How?” she asked through smushed lips.

With a wry smile, the succubus released her, both face and pamper. Aqua nearly whined as the pressure on her padded crotch lessened. The pamper settled back into its usual fluffy shape, leaving her unsatisfied.

“We’ve stashed four ‘keys’ around Axel that we need in order to undo your curse. Bring them here, and we’ll be nice enough to cast the counterspell for you. Fail, and well…” Her eyes flicked down to the diaper. “You know what you’ll be stuck with.”

“What?!” Aqua cried out. All over Axel? “Are you insane?” She gripped her skirt again, trying to force it down over the oversized pamper. It gave her next to no protection. “I can’t go out like this! People will see me!”

“That’s the idea, genius.” The succubus rubbing her butt gave it a good pat, before leaning forward and whispering in her ear. “Everyone deserves to see a sight as good as this.”

Aqua cringed. Though she was still mad, the color of her face was just from humiliation now. They couldn’t actually demand this of her, could they? They were just playing around, right? “Y-You know, I’ve actually always had a soft spot for you succubi… heh… heh… Surely we can work something else out?”

The ones at her side grabbed her by the wrist and started dragging. Aqua shot a fearful glance at the door, suddenly getting closer and closer, and she writhed. “No, stop! You sluts! You vermin! You horny pieces of shit! Let me out of this diaper! Let me go!”

They threw her out the door, Aqua landed face down and pampered butt up. Her heart raced as she scrambled up. She tried to bring her thighs together and hike her skirt down, even if they were in a secluded part of town. “No no no no!”

Turning, she saw the demons already closing the door. Her eyes wide, Aqua stumbled and landed face first in the ground again. Stupid diaper! She got up and waddled, pleading. “Stop! How am I even supposed to find these keys?”

The leader winked at her. “Oh, you’ll know when you’re getting close to one. Trust me.” And with that ominous promise, she slammed the door to the Fortune Cafe shut.

Aqua tried to force them back open. She slammed her fists against the door. She cursed them, begged them, sucked up to them, and cursed them again. The doors didn’t budge, and she couldn’t even hear the demons mocking her from the other side. She was alone.

She was alone, outside, and diapered. Whipping around to put her back against the door, Aqua looked around fearfully to make sure no one was nearby. She forced the front and back ends of her skirt down, not at all covering her poofy crotch or pampered behind.

Her heart beat so fast she thought she was going to pass out. Hyperventilating, Aqua shook. She couldn’t let anyone see her like this! Her reputation as Axel’s most beloved adventurer would be ruined! But her bladder pinged her, making her wince. If she didn’t find these ‘keys’ the succubi mentioned soon, she was going to have an entirely different problem.

Whimpering to herself, Aqua had to decide what was the lesser of two evils here: the people of Axel seeing her in a diaper, or the people of Axel seeing her in a wet diaper. With a moan, she came to the only conclusion she could.

With a hesitant toddle, she left the Fortune Cafe behind her. The most humiliating day of her life was about to begin.

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Step. Step. crinkle

Step. Step. crinkle

Step. Step. crinkle

“...Oh forget it!” Step step step step step crinkle crinkle crinkle crinkle crinkle.

Aqua darted from one alleyway to the next, two inches of fabric and a pair of shaky hands the only thing between her and utter ruin. The streets of Axel were crowded today, and it made her blood boil. Why did everyone within a fifty mile radius have to be out and about right now?

Aqua found herself squirming in the space between two buildings, feet shuffling back and forth. The crackle of plastic that came from it made her wince, but there wasn’t any other way for her to fight her nerves.

After all, four whole key… thingies? Four?! Aqua didn’t even know what they looked like, let alone where they could possibly be. But if those hideous monsters at the Fortune Cafe had any say in it—and, unfortunately, they did—they were probably going to be in very public spots. Aqua bit her knuckles in lieu of screaming.

She took a deep breath and tried to calm down. No good. This was hopeless! Where was she going to find a public place with lots of foot traffic and familiar faces? She slid down the side of the building, her head buried in her hands.

Why does everything happen to me? What did I, the beautiful and powerful Goddess Aqua, do to deserve this?

Her gloomy thoughts were interrupted as she heard two sets of footprints approaching. She ducked behind a rain barrel and watched as a large bulky man with a thick sword and tiny mage girl wielding a wooden staff stopped in front of her hiding spot.

“Come on, I don’t wanna be late! I can’t wait to see that annoying priestess get what’s coming to her!” The mage giggled.

The man nodded. “Leave it to Luna to know how to throw a party! Come on, I heard the Guild is going to be packed, let’s go!”

The pair hurried past, giving Aqua time to think. The Guild was pretty public, plus there was booze! She shook her head. Now wasn’t the time to worry about that. Once she’d gotten this stupid diaper off and had turned in those slutty devil scum for the bounty, she’d have all the drinking money she could count. If the succubuses had hidden a key anywhere, the Guild would be the place to start looking.

She stood up and quickly looked both ways before shuffling as fast as she could to the next street. At least luck would be with her this time. Some stupid priestess, probably an Eris one, had ticked off Luna and the other guild hall staff. They were probably gonna totally humiliate her in front of everyone. Aqua laughed at the idea of an Eris priestess serving her drinks in one of those skimpy barmaid outfits they wore at the Guild. “It would serve her right, not worshiping a goddess with some class.” She’d have to be careful though. Aqua had a pretty big tab open at the moment. If she wasn’t careful, it might be her next.

She crossed another street, then stopped. Now came the tricky part. She had two more streets to cross, and they were too busy to wait for everyone to leave. She’d be there all day. If Aqua had her magic, she could just wave her hand and cause a distraction, but without magic, she’d have to be more clever than that.

How did Kazuma get by living in anonymity like this? It must be torture to be such a pathetic loser shut-in NEET. She looked around for inspiration and found none. She’d just have to wing it.

“HEY EVERYONE, LOOK OVER THERE!” She jumped from her hiding spot and, her hands pulling her skirt down as low as it would go, raced quickly across the street.

The crowd, not knowing where the mysterious hidden voice had been pointing, looked all around the street for whatever it could have been indicating, and so most people got a good look at the blue haired goddess when she tripped flat on her face.

“OWW! What the hell? Who put—” Aqua looked at her feet in confusion. She was wearing handcuffs on her feet! They were hand-feet cuffs! She tried to pull them off, but they were locked tightly. “WHAT THE HELL? WHO PUT THESE ON THE GROUND ANYWAY?”

Her brilliant plan to cause a distraction came undone. Aqua’s shouting drew eyes back to her. A shouting goddess was worth looking at over the nothing she’d initially promised. She only noticed far too late. Choked laughter left some people’s mouths, followed by howls and cackles from others.

Aqua forgot about the cuffs for a minute. Her face went white as she saw people staring at her. It didn’t stay that way for long, quickly filling up with shades of red as her eyes came down on the diaper. When she’d fallen flat on her face, her padded rear had launched straight up into the air. It was a beacon, drawing eyes from all over the street. Her paltry skirt didn’t help. All two inches of it flipped over, making it less than useless. Everyone could see she was wearing a diaper!

“N-No!” Aqua squirmed, bringing her rear down as she slapped both hands over her padded seat. That only made the laughter double, her pathetic attempt at modesty fooling no one. Aqua curled up, teeth tearing into the inside of her cheek. “S-Stop looking, you peasants!”

“No way!” Someone called out from the crowd. Aqua wished she could tell who so she could make a mental note of who to smite later. “She’s wearing a diaper!”

Cretin! she growled in her mind. Keeping her rear covered with one hand, she tried to push herself up with the other. “N-No I’m not!” She shouted. In her humiliation, Aqua had let the feet cuffs slip from her mind for too long. There was no way she could stand with those things on! With a trip, she plopped right back onto her face. Her butt seemed to like pointing skyward.

Of course the laughter picked up. They did all the cliches, clutching their stomachs, slapping their knees, throwing their heads back… it was like Aqua’s pamper was the funniest thing in the world.

“Isn’t she that one chick always claiming she’s a goddess?” Someone remarked.

Aqua shook the dirt from her face as she glared. “I am a goddess!” she declared, shout lost in the bedlam.

“What’s she supposed to be the goddess of? Potty training?”

“At least she’s finally wearing something down there!”

There was no point in covering herself now. Standing was more important. Escaping was more important. Aqua wobbled onto two feet, both arms balancing in the air. The diaper spread her gait wide, but these cuffs forced her ankles together with a short link. She managed to steady herself, diaper on full display still. Biting her entire lower lip, Aqua cringed into the shape of a sun-dried tomato. She fought the front of her skirt to try and force it over her pamper, but it only hiked up in the back in protest. Her padded tush wiggled as she tried to move forward.

“‘Ey, what’s the matter lass, feeling modest?”

“That’s a real change of pace for her!”

“Can it!” Aqua screamed, tears in her eyes. A divine being such as herself shouldn’t be subjected to such heckling! She had to get away. Unfortunately, the cuffs at her ankles didn’t let her run. She couldn’t even waddle with them on! No, Aqua was forced to mince forward like a little girl training to be a proper lady. Short, dainty steps were all she was afforded now.

Still blushing, holding down her skirt, she took a deep breath. Pointing her nose above it all, Aqua held her head up high. Despite the debasement, she was a proud goddess and nothing these succubi could do to her would change that! She’d have to endure this public shaming until she could take her revenge.

Her niminy-piminy walk made it slow going, but Aqua still made her way to the Guild. She’d set her sights on it already, after all. And if she was already on display, well… it couldn’t make it any worse. Who knew? That Eris priest getting humiliated would probably take the heat off of her, if only a little.

She endured a real catcall of a whistle, children pointing and laughing, and at least three separate occasions where someone asked where her ‘Mommy’ was. Her stomach boiled with rage at all of it, but the best she could do was flip them off and keep walking. Her hampered toddle nearly sent her tumbling again and again. Aqua pinwheeled her arms each time and barely escaped another face full of dirt.

“Aww, the baby’s learning to walk,” someone snarked at her after a particularly close call.

“I can walk just fine!” Aqua shouted. “I practically invented walking!”

“Hey, you use that thing yet?” Another person jeered at her. Her head whipped around to face his voice, but he was lost in a sea of laughing faces.

“Who said that?!” She wished she could distract herself by hurling clever insults at him. Because that comment reminded her; all the booze she’d had was running right through her. Already her bladder felt the ache from it. Clenching, hunching over, Aqua winced. There’s no way I’m using this thing!

The Guild building was in sight now! Still a few blocks away, but Aqua breathed a sigh of relief at it. She craned her head back at the cacophony behind her. Plenty of people before her were laughing too—especially the ones who’d just been mind her own business when her padded suddenly walked into view—but the jerks behind her had been following in a mini-mob for a while now. She switched to pushing the back of her skirt down, still walking forward as she seethed at them. “Stop following me you losers! Get a li—”

Her head suddenly snapped upwards. Aqua cried out in surprise, something pushing at her chin from below. Her hands left her backside for a moment, and grabbed at the thing suddenly encasing her neck. Leather. Tall, thick leather wrapped around her throat, with metal bracers along the back locking it in place. It forced her neck upright, stretching it to its limit. It wasn’t just uncomfortable, it made her ache.

“W-What the hell?!” Aqua stumbled backwards, falling onto her butt. The diaper compressed under her rear, crinkling noisily. The townsfolk roared as the ‘baby’ took another tumble. Head pointing down, her chin pressed against her collarbone as she fought down tears.

...Wait a second… Her fingers reached for her throat again, this time finding skin. That posture collar she’d just been wearing… was gone?

Aqua stumbled back to her feet, brow furrowing as she found her balance. Surely she hadn’t imagined it. Yes she was still fighting her hangover’s fiery headache, but she wasn’t hallucinating! That had definitely been real just now. Looking up at the Guild once again, Aqua chewed the inside of her cheek. She took a step forward…

And her neck snapped to attention again.

“Geh!” Aqua cried out. The posture collar again, back for round two. The people around her cackled as she fought with it. It really burned her cheeks. They surely had no better idea what was happening than she did, but the fact that they were laughing over this too made her feel pathetic, like she was the only one not aware of what was going on. All she did know was that this collar was appearing out of nowhere the… closer she got… to the Guild…

The succubus’ ominous promise rang in her memories. “Oh, you’ll know when you’re getting close to one.” This… this had to be a part of the curse! Looking down at the cuffs—not an easy feat with the poofy diaper in between—she realized they hadn’t been some oddly-bondage themed litter that had gotten stuck to her. They’d been the first sign!

That had to be it, and Aqua was a genius for figuring it out. The closer she got to these ‘key’ things, the more this… this fetish wear was going to appear. Which meant one of her keys was definitely in the Guild!

Proud of her clever deduction, she took an impressive step forward, forgetting her feet were still cuffed together.

As another wave of laughter washed over her, she got back up, continuing her mincing walk, but still with some of her newfound confidence. This was going to be easy! Go in quick, grab the key, repeat three times, then open up a can of plagues on this ungrateful town. She approached the first step with confidence. She timed it perfectly, bent her knees, and jumped.

The back of her heels barely touched the bottom step. She swayed, leaning forward, then backward.

“Uh-oh! Is baby gonna fall down?”

“Maybe her Mommy should put her back in the stroller!”

“Shut up! I’m fi—” Aqua leaned too far forward and crashed through the front doors of the Guild.

Aqua landed hard on the stone floor of the hall, letting out a yelp.

“Ah, she’s arrived! Everyone, make room.”

Aqua pushed herself to her feet quickly, hoping not to repeat her mistake outside. The hall really was packed to bursting. She recognized dozens of faces she’d seen around the Guild before, though thankfully none of her party was there. She’d spent too long crafting an air of mystique and allure as a goddess and as their party leader to let this little hellish prank spoil it now.

Everyone, men and women, were all gathered in a large horseshoe shape, some grinning at her, others glaring, some licking their lips, but all of them were looking directly at Aqua. She quickly pulled her skirt down again. “Ah, Greetings! It is I, the beautiful and gracious Aqua! I am… I am here to look for something. Kindly leave all of you, so that I may do so!” She gave them a divine smile that would have converted even the most hardened of Eris crooks into a devout follower of the water goddess.

“Luna, what gives, is this nut bailing or what? She’s not even dressed for the part!” A mage called out from the back of the room.

Luna, the receptionist, stepped forward out of the crowd. “Ah, Lady Aqua, I see you’re finally here, and right on time like your friends said.”

Aqua frowned. “What friends?”

“The women from the cafe. They said you’d agreed to finally settle your tab with us. You must be desperate to have suggested such a thing to them, but the idea seems to have gathered a lot of support around here.” All the men and women of the call raised their glasses in agreement.

Aqua quickly waved her hand dismissively. “Oh, you don’t understand. Whatever they said was just a silly joke! I didn’t really say whatever it is they said! Best to just forget all about it and let me look around here in peace!”

A man by the front door scowled. “Hey! She is trying to bail! What the hell! I dropped out of a good quest for this!”

A large woman by the bar slammed her mug down. “I sold my extra set of armor!”

A skinny man wearing animal pelts threw his hands up in anger. “Luna, what gives?”

Soon the entire room was in an uproar. Luna held her hands up and the crowd simmered down. “Lady Aqua, I’m afraid it’s too late to back out now! You mustn’t! Your tab is really quite high, and if you don’t pay up today, I’m afraid you and your party will be banned from the Guild!”

Aqua had a brief vision of what her party members would say if they found out her bar tab cost them their main source of money, monsters, and explosion targets. “Well, can’t we do it later? I’m not really available right now…” She asked distractedly, tugging at the collar. It hurt. A lot.

Luna sighed. “In addition, I’ll have to keep the gift your friends left for you as collateral until the tab is paid off.”

That stopped Aqua cold. Getting banned was one thing, they could always find another Adventuring Guild Association, but that package had to be the key! If she left now, who knows how long it would take to find another way to pay her bill and get it, especially if she and the party was banned from the Guild. No doubt this was exactly what those hussies wanted!

“Okay! I’ll do it! Just promise you won’t tell my party! I don’t want them to see me serving peasants as a lowly barmaid!” Aqua whined.

“Hey!” One of the women in the crowd wearing a barmaid uniform glared at Aqua.

Aqua laughed nervously. “I mean, it’s perfect for you! It’s just that I’m a high ranking goddess and all…”

“I’m sorry Lady Aqua, but you won’t be serving drinks.” Luna said, looking a little annoyed now.

Aqua crossed her arms. “I am NOT washing dishes! I’m the goddess of pure clear water, like for fountains and holy springs and stuff, not dirty old dishwater!”

“Lady Aqua!” Luna repeated, stamping her foot. “You will not be working off your tab as a member of the wait staff!” She stepped to the side, the crowd parting with her to reveal a small wooden stage, about five by five feet, with a large sign and a metal bucket marked ‘Tips’.

“You will be the entertainment.”

Aqua looked at the large chalkboard sign.

Priestess Plaything
Touch My Chest - 5 Eris
Spank Me - 10 Eris

Aqua took a tiny step backwards. “I- I can’t do that! I am a dignified and respected-”

Luna held her hands up reassuringly. “Oh don’t worry Lady Aqua, your friends made sure to emphasize how important it was that your… ah… dignity,” Luna eyed Aqua’s padded rear, “remained intact.” She pointed to the last line written in chalk.

If I enjoy it, then it’s free!

Aqua minced forward angrily. This was too much! She had to destroy that sign before anyone got any crazy ideas about what kind of a goddess she was! She got within five feet of the platform when her arms were yanked behind her. In moments, a bright blue armbinder had materialized behind her, pushing her arms together so tightly her elbows touched. She cried out in surprise at the unexpected pain, but the entire guild hall seemed much more interested in her chest. Whistles, catcalls, and groping eyes all hit her.

The curse wasn’t just adding to her wardrobe, it could change what she was already wearing too. Aqua looked down in horror and saw her chest on full display. Her dress looked rolled down, the fabric stopping just under her sagging breasts. “Ahh!” she cried out. Her torso flailed, arms straining against their binder as she tried to bring her hands around to cover this. “No! No no no! Look away!” Curling up, she tried to just hide her chest, but doing so made her pampered rear stick out. Stuck in their sleeves her hands could only pat her padding as she tried to hide it too. “None of you are worthy to see my holy figure!”

Insistences that like only embolden the crowd. “Can I go first?” “Always wanted a ‘goddess’ for a plaything.” “Looks fitting for you!” “Come on, stand up straight! I wanna see your tits!” Aqua’s cheeks burned under the derision.

Luna blinked in surprise at the sudden appearance of the armbinder, but her face relaxed and she nodded. “Thank you for cooperating, Lady Aqua. Though, I must admit. I’m surprised you have a spell like this in your repertoire.” A small smirk touched her lips. “Something you usually keep to yourself, I presume?”

Aqua growled as she glared back at the glorified serving wench. She thought Aqua had cast a bondage spell on herself? “I didn’t do this! Get it off me!” Wriggling, she crinkled her butt and waved her boobs around. Locking up, she realized she couldn’t do that anymore.

Wait! Aqua’s innate genius came through. I just have to step back! She’d gotten closer to her key, that was why the armbinder had suddenly appeared. A few steps toward the door, and she’d have her hands back and her chest covered!

Though, thinking about it some more… Aqua’s eyes managed to look past the chuckling crowd of adventurers. The backdoor of the Guild sat directly before her. No doubt her key was back there. Should she make a run for it? Or rather, a hobble for it?

Aqua clenched her jaw. She had no idea what would appear next if she did. It wouldn’t shock her if this curse wouldn’t let her get her own key. She needed Luna to bring it to her. Okay, back up, regain the respect and fear everyone in this room has for me, convince Luna to give me the key. She was not going to be some public display, that was for sure.

But the instant she started to back up, Luna grabbed her. “Well now, Lady Aqua,” she said, some anticipation adding a quiver to her voice. She was enjoying this, no matter how professional she tried to act. “Let’s not keep all your adoring fans waiting.” She forced the bound girl forward.

“No! No wait, I—NNGPH!” Going further into the Guild only proved Aqua’s theory correct. This curse got even worse for her, spawning a metal ring gag in her mouth. Jaw forced to open to its max, she whimpered into the thing. Tight black straps hugged her head to lock it in place.

Bound, gagged, padded, and exposed, Aqua waddled through the Guild hall under the intense weight of the shame. Snarling at the onlookers didn’t help her. They did at least part as Luna walked her to the makeshift stage. Many seemed eager to touch, but knew they had to wait their turn. Eventually, enough parted that Aqua got a good look at her fate.

Dangling down above the stage was a chain. Midway down its links diverged, continuing to lower until it reached two separate hooks. Aqua squirmed, but with Luna’s hand on her back she wasn’t getting away. Looking up, she saw the chain at the ceiling connected to a pulley system, where a single rope at the wall operated it.

“W…Wrrgh?” Aqua tried to ask, cringing as her gag scrambled her words. She tried to squirm away again.

“Now now, don’t fuss.” Luna had a mean look behind her polite smile. “You did agree to pay your debts, Lady Aqua.”

A whimper answered her. Aqua knew she wasn’t getting to the key without this, but that didn’t mean she wanted to do it! She wasn’t sure what was worse, filthy mortals getting to grope her divine figure, or lowly wretches getting to spank her like she was some naughty child!

Luna spun her around, and took one of the hooks in hand. Aqua struggled to look back, thanks to her posture collar. Wincing through the pain, she saw Luan attach the hook to a metal ring at the end of her armbinder. She gave it a good tug to make sure it was secure as the crowd “Ooooh”ed in anticipation.

“N…Nnnrrr!” Aqua tried to protest, but Luna just took the other chain.

“Forward please.” Hand on Aqua’s head, Luna forced her eyes out into the crowd. Then, to add insult to injury, she threaded the chain through the loop in Aqua’s blue hair. Pulling it tight, she forced the goddess to arc her head back even more than the posture collar already demanded. Ignoring the cry of pain Aqua made, Luna just attached the second hook to a metal ring at the top of the armbinder. Between the hair pulling and the posture collar, Aqua couldn’t bring her head down and could barely turn in. Her eyes watered from the strain.

“Okay!” Luna called over to the person nearest to the pulley’s rope. “Bring her up!”

“Errp?!” Aqua cried. The rope yanked down, and she felt a sudden lurch. “ERRRGH!”

In a moment, the tips of Aqua’s feet were just barely touching the stage, and with another tug she was completely airborne. “ERGH? GERHREH!” She twisted around, trying to find Luna, but stopped quickly. Each movement was agony on her aching arms and neck. If she moved too much, she might rip her hair out.

“Good.” Luna called out. “Right there. Now ladies and gentlemen, everyone form a line behind me and we’ll get started. Make sure your money is ready. You sir, you’re first up.”

Aqua could hear the clink of coins hitting the metal bucket before a large brute of a man walked into her view. Despite being a good two feet off the ground, he still had to look down to look at her. She tried to smile.

“TRGP?”

He chuckled. “No. Didn’t include no tip. That fifty Eris is all for me. Now let's start with inspecting what a so-called goddess has to work with.”

Aqua tried to pull away and the man smiled. He took his time, slowly raising his hand up to her level before reaching down in one swift fluid motion and cupping her left breast.

Aqua meant to scream. She meant to pull away, she meant to suddenly be struck with a divine burst of energy and raze this filthy guild hall and all the degenerate blasphemous patrons in it to the ground.

What she did not mean to do was tilt her head back an inch farther than she thought was even possible and moan as loud as if she’d had a megaphone. Her face instantly went a bright red.

The man chuckled again. “Not bad. But I’ve felt better. You don’t even have piercings or tattoos. Nothing special if you ask me.” He massaged her breast, ending at her nipple, which he pinched between his thumb and index finger, twisting it like a knob.

Aqua tried to offer a cunning retort, but her mouth seemed unwilling to listen. She moaned again, blushing a deeper red and leaned forward the few fractions of an inch she could to push deeper into the man’s hand.

The man flicked his eyes behind Aqua. “If she enjoys it, it’s free right?”

He must have been looking at Luna,because her voice answered promptly. “Yes, that’s… that’s what they said. And she definitely seems to be enjoying herself. Oh dear. I’m not sure she’ll make much this way after all. Would you like your money back now?”

“Keep it. I’ll make up the difference.”

“Of course. If you’re ready for spanking, we have several different paddles provided for you to choose from.”

The man shook his head and reached behind his back, drawing a long flat blade almost the size of Aqua. “No thanks. Brought my own. Don’t worry. Dull side only.”

“Very well then. You are paid up for five. Start when you’re ready.”

Aqua’s eyes bulged looking at the huge weapon. “WRRT! DRR IRR GRRTR SRR?”

The man grinned. “Yeah. You can say thank you for not using my hands. Hold still.” He pulled back his sword for the first swing. Aqua cried out, straining to look back at him. She knew if he could just see the pleading eyes of a goddess, his heart would be moved and he’d spare her the horror of her paddle (and let her keep the money too).

CRACK!

He aimed low, below the poofiest part of Aqua’s diaper. The flat end of the sword smacked against her thighs more than anything, and the pain shot through her. “MRRRPH!”

Aqua swung forward from the force of the blow. Looking back ahead, she saw she nearly made it all the way to Luna before swinging back. The strain this put on her arms was almost as bad as the spank itself. The binder being the only thing connected to those hooks really started to make them ache.

As she swung back towards the adventurer, he reeled back for his next blow. She was the pitch, his sword the bat, and he was aiming for a home run.

CRACK! Aqua cried out again, jaw straining against her ring gag. This was too much, she couldn’t take it! Two spanks in and tears were already welling up in her eyes. There was no way she could keep doing this; she’d find another way to pay off her debt! But the gag ensured she couldn’t back out now. And even if she could tell Luna she’d changed her mind, with the way the woman was smirking Aqua doubted she’d let her down anyway.

CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! Aqua’s ass was on fire by the time the adventure finished his turn. Though she couldn’t see it, she knew red marks were forming, poking out from beneath the padding. She wiggled her hips to try and abate the pain, but the crowd hit her with whistles and jeers over it. To them it must’ve looked like she was trying to do a lewd dance.

“GNNRGGH!” she screamed at them.

“That felt good!” the adventurer declared. He poked Aqua’s diaper with the tip of his sword. “You know, I do have some more cash on me…”

She whimpered, squirming in her binds.

“Hey, let someone else have a turn!”

“Back of the line, pal! It’s not like she’s going anywhere.”

Chuckling, he relented. As the ceiling chain turned, Aqua was afforded a small glimpse at the crowd behind her. They did in fact have a line. One that wormed around and extended out of the Guild. Her stomach dropped.

“Next!” Luna called out. Aqua flailed helplessly, mewling for her freedom. Her fifteen minute break. Anything!

Someone came forward. A woman, this time. Chucking five Eris in the bucket, she smirked evilly at Aqua. The goddess had already forgotten her face, but it was the barmaid she’d insulted not five minutes earlier.

“Nngh?” She asked, almost hopefully. If it was just a groping, it wouldn’t be so bad. Anything was better than more spanks, especially with the sting still radiating through her rear end.

“You sure?” Luna asked, taking the bucket and giving it a good swirl. “You can wait to throw your money in, in case Lady Aqua ends up moaning like a mare in heat again.”

Aqua’s face flushed. “NNPH!”

The barmaid just shook her head. “Oh, she won’t enjoy this.”

Before Aqua could even worry about what that meant, the waitress’s hands snapped forward. Fingers found Aqua’s nipples, and with a squeeze, pinched them.

“MNGH!” Aqua cried out in surprise. Then, the pain really registered. “MRRRRNNNGH! ERRRRRNNNGH!”

“Bet you wouldn’t mind waiting tables now, would you missie?” The barmaid taunted. Aqua tried to headbutt her, but the chain around her hair put a stop to that.

Aqua heard some men behind her begin to shout “Twist! Twist!” over and over again. She winced prematurely, but the barmaid must’ve felt she’d gotten her money’s worth. Releasing Aqua’s nipples, she left the goddess gasping for air, head sinking as low as it could. She wasn’t quite done with her, however. Lifting Aqua’s head back up by her chin, she took advantage of the ring gag. Leaning her head back a moment, she gurgled. Aqua cried out, but couldn’t stop it. The barmaid spat into her mouth.

“NNGH! EECCCK!” Aqua squeezed her eyes shut and shook her head. Sticking her tongue out of the gag, she tried to fling off the saliva that had landed there. The barmaid just chuckled, heading back to her job without a hint of pity.

She was too busy recoiling in disgust to see the next person come up to the bucket. The loud noise of a pouch of coins ker-thunking into the bucket did get her attention. “That’s a hundred. All for her ass.” he told Luna. “Feel free to count.”

“We’ll take your word for it,” Luna said. She stepped to the side to show him a table. She hadn’t been lying earlier when she’d mentioned they had an assortment of paddles. A fat, wooden one caught her eye first, making her wince. Another wasn’t even a paddle at all, but a thin leather rod. A third was just a black nine-tailed whip. This adventurer ignored all of them, instead plucking a riding crop from the end of the table.

“This’ll do,” he said.

“Aw come on!” Called someone from the middle of the pack. “Put the hurt on her!”

“Warm her up for me!”

“Lay into her!”

Aqua squirmed. “NNNRRGH!” Don’t ruin this for me! That crop would do nothing to her padded ass. Even if he went for the side of her thighs instead, there was no way it could be worse than the sword.

But she was actually wrong on both accounts. This adventurer gave her a skeevy look as he went around to her backside. He didn’t plan to spank her… at least, not in the traditional way. Before her first blow, he placed the end of the crop against his target, telegraphing his plan to her.

The leather flap pushed between her legs, right over her crotch. Aqua squeaked as padding pushed into her womanhood, the tingling sensation from before roaring back with a vengeance. Wolf whistles kicked up from the crowd.

“Well? Is that ten Eris or not?” The man asked. Luna stepped up to Aqua. “Her face is red, and she’s panting a lot for someone who isn’t enjoying herself… I dunno.”

Aqua gave as big a shake of the head as she could given how much pain she was in, which was to say, almost imperceptible.

“Is that so? Well, ask her again.” The man said, pulling his hand back.

“Lady Aqua, are you sure you’re not enjoying this?”

“NNNRRrggggggggrGHHHH!” Aqua’s response was interrupted as the man swatted her again, this time syncing much deeper into the padding.

Aqua glared through watery eyes at Luna. “TRRRTS NRRRT RRR SRRRKRRR!”

Luna shrugged. “I’m sorry Lady Aqua, a spanking doesn’t need to be on your rear. Sir, I believe you are right. That was definitely a moan of pleasure. Would you like your money back, or simply use it as credit?”

“Oh credit for sure. You just keep count till I’ve hit ten. In fact…” He reached out and pulled Aqua’s chin up higher to meet his gaze. She groaned, a new stream of drool spilling through the gag. “If Lady Aqua keeps count, I’ll only go to five.”

Through the pain, Aqua heard the golden promise of less torment. “ORKRR!” She spat flecks of drool at the man before quickly nodding her head, momentarily forgetting how much that would hurt.

The man gave an annoyed tut and let go of her chin to wipe the spit off, causing her to swing back and forth like a sore pendulum. “Oh, and one other thing. You better sound real thankful when you count, or I might change my mind about going easy on you.”

Aqua whined in the back of her throat, but did what she could to nod her head. Her ears burned with indignation. Everyone was treating her really unfairly! It wasn’t like she deserved any of this for pity’s sake.

The man returned to her backside. Aqua let air escape her nostrils, wincing prematurely as she tensed up. The anticipation was the worst part, except for the spanking itself, that was also pretty bad. Aqua’s diapered crinkled as she squirmed. What was taking so long? Was he winding back for a really powerful blow? Maybe if he had something other than a riding crop…

She turned as best as the posture collar would allow. “HRR! GRRT ERRN WRRFF—”

TWHACK!

Aqua yelped. Right when she let her guard down, he struck. The riding crop slapped her thigh, right on top of the red mark the adventurer earlier had left behind. Needle-like pain shot through her from that point, and she nearly bent her ring gag with how hard she bit into it.

The man put a hand to his ear. “Well? I’m waiting.”

“U-U-Urrrn!” Aqua mumbled out.

“What was that now?” He teased. “You want nine more?”

Aqua squeezed her eyes shut. “URRN! TRRRNHK YRRR!”

TWHACK!

Another swipe, this time at her other thigh. Aqua’s legs kicked against the chains of their cuffs. “T-TRRR! TRRNHK YRR!”

“Call me ‘sir’ when you thank me, slut.” TWHACK!

“DREE! TRRNHK YRR SCHRR!”

“Hmm, on second thought, make it ‘master’.”

“NRR WRR!”

TWHACK! The hardest spank yet came down on her side.

“FFF-F-FRRR!” She wiggled, trying to resist. But she really didn’t want an extra five of these. “TRRNHK YRR… MRRRSTRR!”

“Atta girl.” He brought the crop down for its fifth spank… right on the crotch of her padding where he teased her earlier.

crinkle!

“MMMF!” Aqua’s face burst like a squished cherry. The padding tickled her privates, and she couldn’t ignore the way it twitched in response. For a moment, she forgot what she was supposed to be doing.

“I knew you didn’t have it in you to show gratitude,” he tutted. With a smack, he let the riding crop hit the palm of his hand. “Alright, five more then.”

Aqua’s eyes bulged and she squirmed, swinging from the chain. “NRR! NRR! ER FRRVE! TRRNHK YRR MRRSTRRR!”

TWHACK! TWHACK!
TWHACK! TWHACK!
TWHACK!

Aqua was shaking by the time he let up. One at a time was rough, but she could handle it. To take so many spanks in rapid succession was far beyond her pain tolerance. Especially with the ache she felt in her arms and neck right now. Who do these succubi think I am, Darkness?!

The next few participants treated her no better. All the guys in line really seemed to respond to the idea of making her count, and that went double for calling them “master”. It seemed like every man after that one made the same request of her, threatening to up their spanking investment should she not comply.

They tried out everything Luna had to over too. The whip, the paddle, the rod. Some even used their hands, daring to touch a goddess’ rear end with bare skin. She found those the most insulting of all.

And of course they all groped her too, but Aqua quickly decided that five Eris was too small a price for something like that. Especially when—and she loathed to admit this—most of them ended up getting it for free. Gentle massages, rough play, even more nipple pinching, they all seemed to get a good moan out of her. One sicko even put his lips right on her nipple, sucking at her breast. At least Luna put a stop to that one before it went on for too long, declaring it “beyond just groping”. Aqua couldn’t sigh in relief for too long though, because it inspired her to add a new item to the chalkboard.

Suck My Tits - 20 Eris

She didn’t even want to think about the number of men—and even a few women—who paid for that tier. She just closed her eyes and tried not to moan when they did it, knowing this whole process would go faster the more people were forced to pay.

“This stupid thing’s in the way,” declared the next adventurer as he lined up his paddle. With two hundred of his Eris in the bucket, Aqua could only assume he had some sort of grudge against her. He grabbed the waistband of Aqua’s diaper, trying to yank it down. “Errgh! The hell?”

Aqua would never say she was grateful for this succubus curse, but boy did she appreciate it in this moment. That diaper had been flattened a bit by some spankers going to town on it, but it protected her from the worst of the blows so far. And as the adventurer struggled, he proved Aqua wasn’t the only person who couldn’t take that diaper off.

“HRR HRR!” she mocked him. That’s what he got for trying to take advantage of her situa— “MMRRRPH!”

All of a sudden, the padding jerked up into her. Fluffy layers dug into her crotch and even the crack of her ass. The adventure got fed up with trying to pull her diaper down, and yanked it up instead. “Ah, there we go,” was all he had to say as he gave a goddess a padded wedgie.

SMACK! Easily the worst spank yet sent a shockwave through Aqua’s body. Tears leapt from her eyes and rolled down her cheeks. She’d endured so much, but that one strike, delivered straight to the most sensitive and fleshy part of her butt, broke her.

Nineteen consecutively worse ones followed in short order.

Of course everyone in line after him took advantage of this new technique. Aqua’s diaper rode up so deep into her for so long that it started chafing. Even her crotch felt roughed up by it, despite how much it tingled and quivered over having the padding bunched up into it.

By the time the last person in line was done walloping her, Aqua barely reacted. Head hung low and tears dry on her cheeks by that point, she just gently swayed as the chain slowly spun her around. Her seared butt wouldn’t be able to sit down properly for a month, and that was if she was lucky. She sniffled and whimpered as Luna counted up all the Eris she’d collected.

“Oh my!” Luna looked up from the bucket in surprise. Aqua withdrew into herself. Oh no! Please let there be enough!

“Lady Aqua! Not only have you completely paid off your tab, but there’s extra in here! That last item really put you over the top! There’s two hundred and thirty extra Eris in here!”

Aqua perked up a bit at that. That was beer money! At least one good thing came out of this terrible ordeal. That and the key, she guessed.

“You should take it, Luna.” One of the blonde barmaids said cheerily.

“Yeah!” Another chimed in. “You worked so hard setting this all up on short notice, and it was your idea to add sucking to the list!”

“Besides,” the first added, “it’s not like Aqua ever tips any of us.”

Aqua wiggled in her bounds. “HRR! DRRS MRRRNE!”

Luna hesitated. “It would be nice. Lady Aqua is a… demanding customer. But she was the one who earned it…”

Aqua’s protests were drowned out by the collected company cheering for Luna to take the money, till finally Luna raised her hands for silence.

“Very well. I will take the money…”

Cheers of congratulations, only slightly dampened by one lone garbled yell.

“And give it back to Lady Aqua…”

Boos, only slightly dampened by one lone garbled cheer.

“In exchange,” Luna continued, a small smile crossing her face, “for two hundred and thirty Eris of store credit.”

“HR-HR-HR! RN YRRR- WRT WRRT?”

Cheers again. Luna walked forward till she was face to face with Aqua. “You are quite the petulant customer Lady Aqua! I think for a start, you owe me and the staff here an apology for being so rude and stingy.”

“IRR NRRT APRRGRZRNG TRR R THRRF! GRR MRR BRRK MRR MRRNRY!”

Luna seized Aqua’s nipples and twisted hard.

“What was that Lady Aqua?”

“IRR SRRY!”

“For?”

“IRR SRRY FRR BRRRG CHRRP!”

“And for being a bratty customer?”

“IRR NRRT R- ERHHGHREGH!” Aqua cried out as Luna twisted harder. “YRRS! RR WRS R BRRRY CRRTMRR! IRR SRRY!”

“Sorry what?”

“SRRY RRNA? EGHGHEHGHHEHGEH! MRRSTRSS! IR SRRY MRRSTRSS RRNA!”

“Better.” Luna nodded to the barmaids. “Girls, can you lend a hand? I’m afraid I’m not as strong as an adventurer.”

As Luna carefully selected a paddle, the barmaids all swarmed Aqua. Aqua had thought that Luna not being very strong was her only saving grace. She wasn’t sure her divine rear could take one more hard paddling. But that hope was soon dashed.

The barmaids worked silently like a hivemind, perfectly in sync from years of partnership. One girl grabbed Aqua’s nipples, taking over for Luna before Aqua had a chance to recover, giving them a good twist to remind her of her place. Two grabbed either side of her diaper, and the last took hold of her neck, adding more pressure to the chain pulling her hair. They pulled her forward, putting all of Aqua’s weight on her nipples, wedgie, and hair loop.

“EGHEGHEHGEHG! STTRP! LRT GR!”

“Let go?” The barmaids asked as one.

“YRS!”

“Okay!” The team let go, and Aqua swung like a pendulum back towards Luna, who was waiting with her paddle like a baseball player. She swung hard.

WACK.

Aqua was sent back forward even faster than she swung back, right into the waiting arms of the barmaids. Each girl grabbed at their established handles, and Aqua was right back where she started, only with an even more sore butt than before.

“STTRP! STTRRP IT! LRT GR!”

“Let go?”

“YR— NRR!”

“Okay!”

The best that could be said for the following spankings was that it at least cost fifteen Eris to do, as it combined both groping and paddling. That was the only good thing to say about it however. By the end of it, Aqua was a drooling crying mess. She had hoped that would have earned her some compassion and mercy, at the very least an offering. But all it did was earn more jeers and insults. Who did these filthy degenerates think they were? She was a stinking goddess for crying out loud! With one flick of her wrist, she could flood the town again for this completely unjustified and cruel display of blasphemy.

“Why didn’t you make her count Luna?” A man asked disappointedly.

“Aqua’s been counting all day.” One of the barmaids holding Aqua’s wedgie up supplied. “Wouldn’t want to over tax her brain too much.

The room erupted in laughter. Even Luna smiled at that.

“Well, that’s that. I’ll add the extra money you earned to your tab, so you’ll be covered for a while now.” Luna told Aqua. “And here is that package your friends left for you. Don’t forget.”

Aqua had forgotten, she was so eager to leave and never come back, or at least not till she wasn’t wearing a cursed diaper and wielding enough magic to raze this hall and everyone in it to the ground. But when Luna reached under the podium that Aqua was over and held a large package, she went pale. It was far too large for a key. Was all this a trick too? Was the key even here?

Aqua thrashed in her bonds, not caring about the pain anymore, eyes wide with fear and anger.

Luna noticed her reaction. “Oh, what is it?” She opened the box and reached in. Her hand came out clutching a bundle of what looked to Aqua like ropes.

“Oh.” Luna blushed.

“NRRR!” Aqua burst into fresh tears at the sight. That was definitely not a key. Those demonic bimbos had tricked her!

“Oh, I’m so sorry Lady Aqua! Were you supposed to be wearing this during the show? Here, let me help you.” Luna raced over and slipped the bundle around Aqua’s neck like a scarf. Now it was closer she could see it wasn’t rope, it was leather. Thick leather straps, bright blue like her hair—as if anyone needed helping to figure out they were meant for her. Luna quickly wound them around Aqua, buckling and pulling them into place. Aqua’s back was somehow put under even more strain, and her chest was pushed out into even more prominence. Luna gave one last tug, and Aqua gasped in unexpected pleasure. The main strap ran right through her legs, pressing deeply into her padded godlyhood. The pleasure was so great, for a moment Aqua didn’t even notice she was standing, until her tired legs gave out and she crumbled to the floor.

Aqua reached up and massaged her aching jaw before realizing what she was doing. “HA! Yes! I’m cured!” The weird leather thing was the key after all! It had removed her other bondage gear as well, she probably didn’t even need the other keys! She jumped up in celebration, and the leather strap between her legs rode up again, diaper crinkling.

Aqua’s knees buckled as the wave of unexpected and unwelcome pleasure engulfed her. With a particularly loud moan, her hands shot to her crotch to try and pull the strap down, but it was too tight. She frantically searched for a buckle or lock or anything to loosen this thing. Nothing. Her spirits fell as she realized this was far from over. She also became painfully aware that everyone was still staring at her.

“What a rip-off! She could have been wearing that the whole time? I want my money back!”

“Is it too late to go again? I’ve got a few new ideas now!”

“I can go sell my sword and be back with ten grand in less than an hour!”

Luna looked at Aqua. “It seems you’ve become quite the attraction! Maybe we could—”

“NO!” Aqua covered her jutting breasts with one hand and her rear with the other and bolting for it. Her pamper riding up into her thanks to the ropes had her crying out in pleasure. Her wide gait stumbled and she fell onto her hands, but that didn’t stop her. She went along on all fours like an animal, not slowing down as she tried to steady herself back to just her feet. The whole time, she did her best to ignore the pinches and slaps on the ass from the crowd as she beelined for the exit.

She really hoped the rest of the keys wouldn’t be this hard to get.

Chapter Text

If there was one good thing about being hung from the ceiling and spanked like a piñata that refused to give up its candy… it was that Aqua was pretty sure the worst was behind her.

“Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.” Each step was agony. Sore didn’t even begin to describe her ass right now. The deep scarlett poking out from beneath her diaper was surely the lightest shade of red her rear had to offer right now. Beneath the pamper her butt created new hues of red, so dark they bordered on purples and blacks. Moving even a little bit caused suffering to shoot through her hips and up her body.

“Unf! Nnnf! Uunhh! Nnngh!” In league with the pain was pleasure. Walking also hiked her new shibari style leather ropes up into her crotch. A particularly cruel knot rubbed fluffy padding right against her clit. Moving was akin to masturbating now, but without any of the satisfaction. Partly because this alone wasn’t enough to get her off, just edge her. The other part was because Aqua refused to bring her hands in to do the rest of the deed. She refused to debase herself to that level. No matter what, she would never cum in a diaper. She wouldn’t give those bitches at the Fortune Cafe the satisfaction.

Were they watching her right now? Half of Axel was as she waddled through it. Aqua looked around in between the mockery and laughter, looking for glimpses of pink hair. She found it hard to believe they would inflict this suffering on her and not stick around to witness it. No, they had to be spying on her somehow, watching her aimlessly toddle the streets in search of the other three keys and laughing their asses off at the same time.

“Stop looking at me!” she bent over and screamed, to the succubi and the crowd around her. Laughter only hit her ears in response. Aqua had used up most of her tears back at the Guild, but she still wiped her eyes under the weight of this shame. There was no point in hiding her diaper now, but she still tried to force her skirt down over it anyway. Trying made her feel a little better.

Stumbling about with her burning slit and burning ass, she really struggled to find her next key. Now that she knew she was playing hot-cold with them, she kept a close eye on her wardrobe, terrified of what kinky alteration would next appear but needing to know it all the same. It felt like no matter where she went, nothing was coming up.

There’s got to be some reason behind this. Aqua rubbed her two favorite—by default—brain cells together for an idea. The Guild was public. It was somewhere I go often. Maybe that’s the pattern?

Where in Axel did she spend a lot of time? …That was either drinking at the Guild, or drinking at home. There was no way she could let her party see her like this, however. She’d never hear the end of it from Megumin. Darkness would demand she describe her experiences in excruciating detail. Kazuma would do everything in his power to make it worse for her.

Coming out of her thoughts, Aqua realized she’d hobbled her way to the edge of town. The gate leading to the fieldlands beyond the settlement was within view. She wondered if she should follow the wall that encircled Axel, hoping it would lead her closer to a key. Putting a hand to her hair, she scratched her head in thought. And… felt something?

Aqua blinked in confusion. She couldn’t see what it was, so her hands did the looking for her. They felt a headband, something she definitely never wore. This had to be the curse! But she didn’t even know when it had appeared on her head! Clearly her ability to pay attention was in doubt. She also didn’t like this, because she couldn’t figure out what was so curse-worthy about a headband, which means there had to be something she was missing. Tracking up the length of it, both of her hands grabbed something sitting atop her head. They felt like fuzzy triangles.

Oh don’t tell me.

She waddled to the nearest storefront, catching her faded reflection in its window. “Come on!” she cried out. Two furry cat ears sat on her head. One tentative yank told her they weren’t coming off any time soon.

She looked around quickly. No doubt somewhere a pink haired harlot was laughing up a storm. But the area seemed devoid of any onlookers. Maybe that was a good thing though. There was no reason to think all of the keys were being held by people who hated her, right? Maybe this key was just… just really out of the way! Yeah! She warmed up to the idea. She was pretty far away from the main streets. The succubi probably thought she’d never think to look here, but she’d outsmarted them! They hid this key super out of the way, so she’d be stuck at three keys with no more ideas, but she’d shown them! She’d find this weird cat ear key right now and get an easy win! Score another one for the goddess!

She scanned around, looking for likely hiding spots. There were a few run down old buildings, but they were way too icky and gross to hide keys. Not even a filthy succubus would stoop to crawling around in the gutters for a hiding spot. She eventually had to give up looking in town and turned to beyond the city walls. There her eyes landed on a stable.

Bingo.

She took one hesitant step towards the stable. She wasn’t quite sure what to expect, but she didn’t want to be taken off guard again.

Nothing.

Another step.

Nothing.

Maybe this wasn’t the right place after all. She took one more step and cried out. All at once, something thick and rubber was lodged very far up her ass. She reached around her side and felt a thick furry cat tail swishing behind her, protruding from a fresh hole in the back of her diaper. Without thinking, Aqua gave it a tug.

“Mmmmrrrr—COME ON!” She bit her lip, angry at herself for letting out the moan of pleasure. It was the kind of thing Darkness would do. While her tail was just as attached to her as the rest of her cursed outfit, there was enough give to pull the tail almost all the way out before it shot back in like a spring. It also caused the hated knot by her crotch to push against her clit even harder than a simple step did.

Well, at least she knew she was at the right place. Deciding the quick approach was best now, she charged for the stables. She got nearly to the door before the next change happened.

Aqua liked to consider herself above humans in many regards, but more than anything, she was superior in terms of the purity of her soul. She hardly ever spoke crassly, she never swore, she only drank on occasion, and she would never do something as crude or perverted as masturbate. What she did, ‘divine exaltation’ was her preferred name for it, was a pure and godly act of ultimate enlightenment, though she was careful to never do it within earshot of her party, sticking to the bathroom or in her bed after hours. They wouldn’t get it, especially her perverted acolyte Kazuma.

However, as a goddess in charge of reincarnating young men obsessed with video games to a world of fantasy, she had unfortunately become rather familiar with certain concepts that people like that enjoyed. People like Kazuma. This meant that as pure and divine and beautiful and innocent as Aqua knew she was, Aqua also knew what a bitchsuit was.

Once again, feet away from her destination, Aqua’s legs became restricted mid step and she fell. She belly flopped down, her arms prevented from catching herself, and bruised what felt like every single inch of her that wasn’t already covered in red marks.

She tried to push herself up, moaning in pain, but her arms and legs were being held back by something. She pushed harder, and only succeeded in rolling over, falling into a large puddle of something wet, thick, and putrid.

“AWOWOWOW!” She meowed in disgust, not even registering it was a meow. She propped herself up on her elbows and looked down into the brown puddle at her rippled reflection.

It was a bitchsuit alright. Black leather connected her wrists to her shoulders, ending in elbow pads marked with tiny pawprints. She shifted, and saw the same was true of her knees. Her feet were attached to her thighs in the same manner, and her tail stuck up high and proud from her diapered ass. Her cat ear headband was still there, though it had fused with a hood now, hiding all trace of her blue hair. Her nose was covered in black makeup, and six long black painted cat whiskers spread out across her face.

Aqua hopped up and down in frustration. This was worse than before! She looked completely ridiculous. At least before she had still unmistakably been a goddess. Now, she looked like a perverted cat! She tried to stand up and just managed to slip in the brown mud again, landing face first this time. It took almost a minute to right herself again, and by the time she was done, she’d reached a decision.

Go in. Get the key. Get out.

It would be fine. No one was here. It’s not like the horses were going to tell anyone, and if they did, they’d have the goddess Aqua to deal with. She got to her new ‘feet’ and pushed the stable door open with her head.

Inside, she saw about what she was expecting, namely a bunch of old horses that looked forgotten and piles of stinky hay.

What she was not expecting to see was a full candlelit picnic spread laid out for her. Delicious looking gourmet food, bottles of chilled wine, cheese and grapes, fresh baked bread. It made her mouth water just looking at it, though it also reminded her of the dull ache in her bladder. She really needed to use the bathroom.

“Come on, please? I still have a few apples left!”

Aqua froze. Someone was here! What kind of total friendless loser would be here in the stable by themselves in the middle of the day?

Yun-Yun, Crimson Demon and self proclaimed rival of Megumin, was tugging fruitlessly at the reins of an old glassy eyed horse. She dug her feet into the ground, trying to get the beast to stand still, but nothing she did dissuaded it from going to the water barrel to drink.

“Okay, sorry! I guess you were just thirsty, but now will you listen? Look, I have lots of yummy apples!” She bent down to the picnic and held up a ripe red apple. “See? Yummy, huh!”

The horse lazily looked at the fruit before leaning in and chomping down, taking the whole thing with it as it smacked its large teeth together.

“So, will you be my friend?” Yun-Yun bounced up and down on her tiptoes, her large breasts bouncing with her, pursing her lips in excitement.

The horse turned and walked away, stepping on a particularly expensive looking tiramisu cake as it did. Yun-Yun collapsed to her knees in despair. “That was the last horse. When is my new friend going to get here?”

Aqua stayed frozen at the stable entrance. Yun-Yun was a colossal idiot, but not blind. Her back was to Aqua right now as she slumped over from the rejection, but that could change any second now. Every bone in Aqua’s body was screaming at her to retreat, to the point where if she was a real cat her tail would be standing straight up. No one could see her like this, not a single soul. The Guild incident? She could play that off as being desperate for money—the idiots of Axel would surely believe that. But a kitty cat bitchsuit? There was no justification for something like this. Her stainless reputation in this world would be ruined. Her followers would turn on her!

Yun-Yun would give up making friends with the horses sooner or later. Once she left the stable, Aqua could get her key and go. So for now, she backed up.

crinkle “Mmph!”

Aqua bit her lip, trying to swallow the lusty moan. That cursed knot rode up into her diaper again, and coupled with her tight tail plug it was just too much to ignore. Her cry felt like it reverberated through the stable, Aqua growing stiff.

Of course Yun-Yun straightened up when she heard it. “H-Hello?” She started to turn around. Aqua scrambled back, but it was too late to avoid it. “I don’t know how much you saw but I swear it’s not what you think! I’m not so lonely that I need a horse to be my…” she trailed off, eyes trained above Aqua for a moment. When she didn’t see someone standing behind her, her head turned down. “...friend…”

Aqua grimaced, fingers curling. She wasn’t able to bring her hands up to cover her face. Stumbling back some more, her knees gave out, slipping in opposing directions and landing her plush rump smack on the ground. All she could do now was squeeze her eyes shut. This was it. It was over! Yun-Yun—pitiful, worthless Yun-Yun—had just seen her like this! It was only a matter of time before all of Axel knew she was a giant, padded—

“Kitty!” Yun-Yun suddenly squeed.

Aqua’s eyes popped open. What?

Yun-Yun scampered across the strewn about hay, getting up close and personal with Aqua’s face. With stars in her eyes, she cupped the goddess’ cheeks, squishing and playing with them like one would a pet. “Oh my gosh! Hey there little kitty-witty!”

Aqua couldn’t believe it. Yun-Yun was this dumb? …No… surely not. Aqua had little faith in this girl’s intelligence—negative faith, actually—but she wasn’t lobotomized! She could clearly see Aqua’s humanoid features. Her face, her bound hands and feet. And of course her figure, which went far beyond ‘human’ and into the realm of the gods. Something was wrong here. She pushed her knees back against the ground and lifted her rear end up. Before she could back away, Yun-Yun grabbed her by the back of her head, pulling her in for a hug. Aqua found herself smothered by two massive melons, muffled pleas and flailing not getting her out of it.

“Oh, this is it! You must be my new friend those pink ladies told me about!”

Aqua stopped squirming for a moment, eyebrows shooting up at that. So the succubi had been here. And if they’d talked to Yun-Yun then that meant only one thing.

The crimson demon pulled Aqua out of her chest, beaming with delight. “Oh, I should’ve known. That gift they gave me makes much more since for a precious little kitty than it does a horse.”

Gift…? Key! Aqua’s elbows failed, pushing Yun-Yun off of her. “Ergh! Ugh!” she cried out. “Okay, first of all, I’m no cat!” As much as it was a bad idea to shatter Yun-Yun’s delusion, Aqua did not appreciate this treatment. “And secondly, give that key! Nya~”

The second the sound left her lips, Aqua froze. “U-Uh, I mean… hand it over! Nya~”

She shook her head, Yun-Yun giggling at her little meows. “Aww…”

What the hell is going on? Aqua was a bit afraid to ask that question out loud. Why am I suddenly making cat noises? Actually, taking another look at what she was wearing, the answer was obvious. The curse, of course. It even affected her speech!

I bet that’s why I was moaning so much at the Guild! Aqua decided, desperate to cling to any explanation for it that wasn’t ‘I’m a Darkness-level pervert’.

“I was a little worried you would never show up,” Yun-Yun said, oblivious to the mental gymnastics Aqua was doing in her head. “When I first met those pink ladies, I thought they were pranking me. I just couldn’t believe someone would help me out like that, you know? But all they needed me to do was look at this really swirly magic for a bit and hold onto a gift. And now look at you!” She lifted Aqua up by her sides, rubbing her nose against the goddess’. “Here you are!”

Now she had the full picture. “You let those succubi hypnotize you? Nya?” Aqua cringed at her new gimmick, but moved past it. There were bigger fish to fry. “You really are useless! Nyow give me the key so I can go already! Nya!”

“Oh we’re going to have so much fun, you and I!” It seemed like the hypnosis deafened her to Aqua’s plight. Figures the succubi wouldn’t leave this one up to chance. Yun-Yun, for all her faults, was a pure-hearted girl. She wouldn’t be a part of their campaign to humiliate Aqua willingly.

As Aqua tried to figure out what she could do about this, Yun-Yun rattled off all things she planned to do with her new pet. “We can go on walks, and play fetch, and I’ll get you some squeaky toys! How does that sound?”

“I’m nyat a dog, I’m a cat! Nya!” Aqua’s face flushed. “I-I mean, I’m dressed up like a cat. I’m a goddess, dammit! Nya!”

“Oh! But first I need to show you off in front of Megumin!” Yun-Yun declared—a statement that made Aqua pale. “She’s always making fun of me for having no friends, but this will show her! M-Maybe she’ll finally think I’m cool if I introduce you to her.”

“Nyo way! Nya!” Aqua squirmed, getting out of Yun-Yun’s hold but landing on her side. Her four stumpy legs wiggled in protest, unable to get her upright. “Nyat on your life! Nya~”

“First things first, though.” Yun-Yun suddenly stood. All but skipping over to her picnic basket, she bent down and rummaged inside. “I’ve got to give you something. The pink ladies said I should only give it to you once you earned it… but we’re already friends! So what’s the harm?”

Panic turned to relief in an instant. Aqua’s eyes grew wide as sher shoulders relaxed. She even stopped flailing her bound limbs. She’s just… going to give me the key? “Nya ha ha! Take that you idiot succubi! Nya!” Their plan had failed. Yun-Yun was so naive she was going to give Aqua the exact thing she needed to free her from this bitchsuit. She could bail on this miserable twerp the second she had it, and avoid being shown off as a padded kitten to her party member. It was just too good. “Give it here, nya!”

Yun-Yun pulled out a bright blue pet collar from the basket. Aqua rolled her eyes, knowing she shouldn’t have expected any better. “Eee! This is so exciting!” Yun-Yun waved her hands in excitement. With a glint, something shiny and metallic fell free from the collar, landing back in the picnic basket.

“Hurry! Nya!” She also couldn’t help but look at that veritable feast Yun-Yun had strewn out over the stables. “And some food too while you’re at it. Nya~”

Yun-Yun ignored that second request, darting back over to Aqua. She helped get her kitty cat on four legs again, before looping the collar around Aqua’s neck. She pulled it tight—”Hey, watch it! Nya~”—before stepping back to admire her handiwork.<

Aqua snickered. I’m no one’s pet She waited for the bitchsuit to dispel so she could punch Yun-Yun in the nose for believing otherwise. She waited, and waited.

And waited.

And waited…

And— “Hey, what gives! Nya!” Was this not the key after all?

“Oh dear…” Yun-Yun squatted down in front of her, fingers touching the front of the collar. “The pet tag fell off!”

Aqua looked down, trying to see if it were true. The collar was slightly out of sight, even after running around in a circle a few times to see.

“Oh no! If you don’t have your name tag, how will Megumin know you’re mine? She’ll think I catnapped you or something. Oh… where did I put it?” She hastily tore through the stables, tossing up hay and picnic supplies looking around for the missing tag, Aqua right behind her.

“What kind of idiot loses a nyagical item they just got? Are you a total moron? Nya!” Aqua didn’t know if the collar was enough of the key to count, but seeing as how she was still meowing, she doubted it. What was worse, with the collar half on her, she couldn’t even step back and de-cat herself to think of a new plan.

“Hey, Nyun-Nyun, take this damn collar off me! I am nyot some dumb cat! It’s me! Nyaqua! I mean Nyaqua! Nya! Dammit!” If she focused she could avoid making too many cat sounds, but her name seemed like an exception.

Yun-Yun stopped her frantic search to look at Aqua. “Oh, don’t be upset Kitty! Your friend Yun-Yun will find your pretty tag! Would you like something to eat? Are you hungry?”

Aqua thought about it for a moment. She needed the key, but if Yun-Yun really didn’t know it was her, maybe she didn’t have to rush things. No one else was ever going to come near Yun-Yun, even the horses were trying to make excuses. No reason to let all this yummy food go to waste. “Nya! Yes I’m hungry! Give me some of this nyammy food as an offering to me and maybe I’ll forgive nyaou!”

“Aww, who’s a hungry widdle kitty?” Yun-Yun cooed.

She reached out to scratch Aqua’s ears, but Aqua pulled away and batted her hand away with a paw. “Not in your life!”

Yun-Yun pulled her hand back, looking hurt. “Oh, right… Food first! Then pats!” She bent down to rummage in the basket, and Aqua got an unwanted view up the mage’s skirt. As she waited, she realized this was a good opportunity to look for the rest of the collar without Yun-Yun’s bungling getting in the way. Honestly, what kind of person lets devils cast dark magic on them while they just sit there gaping? An idiot, that’s who.

Aqua looked through a few piles of smelly hay, then an empty stable, but all she discovered was dirt and old horseshoes.

Next, she found an open supply closet that looked promising. There were old tools, pieces of wood, a large barrel, and lots of old discarded paint cans. Aqua sifted through it all quickly before dejectedly realizing there was no key here. Just as she was about to leave, she noticed a tall shelf in the far corner that had a large tarp over it. Maybe the succubi had hid it under the tarp? Yun-Yun thought she’d dropped it somewhere, but what did she know? She couldn’t even tell the difference between a cat and a goddess!

Aqua bit the tarp and pulled, but it was attached to the shelf at the top somehow. She’d need to get Yun-Yun to help her get it off. Aqua scoffed at the notion. No way was she asking Yun-Yun for help. She confidently bit into a piece of wood and propped it up against the barrel before taking a few steps back. She’d gotten the hang of this elbow knee walking thing by now, she was sure of it. She ran full sprint up the wood to the top of the barrel, judged the distance, and leapt…

…not high enough. She sent through the tarp and into the middle shelf, wedging herself nicely in place with her extra momentum. The wood planks and barrel fell over with a loud crash, and in a moment Yun-Yun raced inside.

“Kitty? Are you okay?” She saw Aqua high above her and let out a frightened squeak. “Oh no Kitty! Bad Kitty! That’s too dangerous to go so high here! There’s naughty nails and rust and other bad things for kitties to get into! Come down here right now!”

“I can’t you Moron! Nya! I’m stuck! Nya!”

“Kitty.” Yun-Yun was doing her best to give a serious angry tone, slightly spoiled by her worried expression and frantic hopping from one foot to the other. “If you don’t come down I’m going to give you the squirty squirts!”

“Nya?”

“One.”

“Nya! Wait!”

“Two.”

“I’m stuck! Don’t do whatever you’re going to do! Nya!”

“Three.” Yun-Yun raised her hand up and a glowing symbol appeared in bright blue. Aqua had just enough time to recognize some of her own runes before she was hit with a jet of water.

Yun-Yun had clearly never used the spell before, or she would never have used it on a cat. It was the kind of spell for knocking enemies off ledges, or maybe cutting through wood, not disciplining naughty felines. If Aqua had been anything other than the goddess of water herself, it probably would have blasted her through the wall. However, being the source of the spell that was now being aimed at her, she had a certain level of immunity to its effects. A certain level.

“AHHWWHGHGHWHGW! STOP THGHGHGHHGHGIS! THGHGHHGHGIS ISGH A DISGRASSGSHSGHSGCE! NYAHYGHAYAYHA!”

When Yun-Yun finally dismissed the spell, Aqua was soaked to the bone.

“Sorry Kitty! I didn’t know it was so powerful! But- but you shouldn’t have been so naughty!” Yun-Yun was waving her hands in apology, looking more worried than ever. “But you really need to come down now!”

Aqua sat out a mouthful of water. “I— PHT told you, Nya am stuck! Why don’t nya—” Aqua’s sentence was interrupted as the shelf, dislodged from the wall by the water, swung forward and goddess, tarp, and contents fell in one large pile in the center of the wet floor with a splash.

“KITTY!” Yun-Yun reached into the pile of cans and pulled a very stunned and soggy goddess from the wreckage. “Are you okay?”

It turned out what was behind the tarp were more paint cans, Aqua had discovered. Specifically, yellow paint cans. Only these were not empty like the others she’d found. Half her bitchsuit was covered in an ugly yellow, made even uglier by the water, which thinned the paint to a sort of faint mustard color, that ran down her legs to drip on the floor.

“Do I look nyokay? Nya! I am the goddess Nyaqua! I should be worshipped by this world! Nya! And I’ve been—”

“Kimizu!”

Aqua blinked. “What? Nya?”

Yun-Yun smiled down excitedly at the soaked goddess. “I just got it! Kimizu! That’s what your name will be! Get it? Ki like yellow, and Mizu, like water! Yellow Water, so we can always remember how we met!”

Aqua looked at the beaming girl in front of her in disbelief. Of all the stupid names this girl could have picked, out of all the needlessly edgy idiocy her culture thrived on, out of all the humiliating names she could have chosen for any normal cat, this girl was going to call her, the great Aqua, the most powerful being in creation, divine ruler of the heavens and earth, Goddess of Water, savior of this wretched girl’s world, leader of the party destined to slay the Devil King, Yellow Water?

Aqua’s response was brief and to the point. She lunged forward and bit Yun-Yun on the hand as hard as she could.

“A-Ah!” Yun-Yun flinched, but couldn’t pull her hand away. Whether she tugged gently or yanked, Aqua held firm, determined to draw blood.

How dare you! she raged in her mind. How dare you name me after urine! What else could Yellow Water refer to, after all? Yun-Yun may have found it sentimental, but to Aqua it was just mental! Of all the insults she’d endured today, this one might be the worst.

“K-Kimizu, please,” Yun-Yun whined in pain. “I don’t want to spray you again, b-but I will! Do you want more squirty squirts?”

“Grrrr!” Aqua growled. It was a bluff. Now that Yun-Yun knew how powerful that water spell was, she wouldn’t dare use it again. Her kind heart was her downfall. She could never bring herself to—

A torrent of water hit Aqua square in the face.

“NYAAGHGHGHGHAAA!” She cried out, pushed off of Yun-Yun’s hand and onto the ground. It at least cleared the infernal paint from her body, but it left her belly up, stumpy bound limbs wiggling pathetically.

Aqua coughed and sputtered, drenched through her bitchsuit and freezing because of it. “Uuuoooghh…” Shivering on her back, she thought this couldn’t possibly get any worse.

And then she felt a ping from her bladder.

A dull ache, one that had been slowly building over time. It had been with Aqua ever since she’d left the Fortune Cafe, a product of her binge drinking. After the torture at the Guild and her cat-ification at the hands of Yun-Yun, her mind had been able to ignore the pressure, even as it built over time. But now, between the jets of water and her piss-poor nickname, it had been pushed to the front of Aqua’s mind. And she couldn’t even cross her legs, between the poofy diaper and her bound body.

“Errrgh!” She blushed. It wasn’t so bad that she needed to go, but it certainly wouldn’t be long before the ache became undeniable. She needed to hurry up and find the remaining two and a half keys to escape this diaper, before ‘Kimizu’ became an unfortunately appropriate name.

She managed to roll back onto her belly, carefully getting up so as not to jostle her bladder too much.

“Well?” Yun-Yun asked. She rubbed the teeth marks on her hand. “Are you going to be a good kitty, Kimizu? I don’t want to have to keep being mean, but I will.” She extended her hand, fully prepared to blast Aqua again.

The goddess flinched, conditioned now. She was freezing enough as is, and if Yun-Yun doused her again her bladder might not be able to take it. “N-No! Nya!” She squeezed her eyes shut, head dropping and wet hair falling over it like a curtain. “I’m nyat a—”

She paused. The more she antagonized Yun-Yun, the worse this was going to get. As much as Aqua’s stomach contorted in knots at the thought… she had to play along. At least a little bit, if she ever hoped to get out of this. So long as this collar was stuck on her without the pet tag, she was forever a bitchsuited kitty. Between the soreness her limbs felt and the stabbing discomfort of her butt plug, she wouldn’t last long like this. Aqua had to do the one thing no self-respecting goddess should ever have to do.

She had to swallow her pride.

Crawling forward, Aqua mewled, trying to show she meant Yun-Yun no harm. Imitating a cat, she brushed her head up against the mage’s leg, nuzzling her calf. “I… I nyat a nyaughty kitty. S-See…?” She clenched her jaw, not sure Yun-Yun was dense enough to buy her sudden change of heart.

The idiot gasped, covering her mouth, stars in her eyes. “Kimizu…” She knelt down, and started petting Aqua’s head. “You do want to be my friend!”

She breathed a sigh of relief. “Good. Moron! Nyow help me find the—” Aqua stiffened. A sudden jolt of pleasure shot through her body, the likes of which she’d never experienced before. It wasn’t hard to pinpoint where it was coming from, either.

The plug in Aqua’s ass had started to vibrate.

“MM-Mmmnn!” Aqua bit her lip. Her face ignited with a blush, but she just couldn’t help herself. The sensation was euphoric, and pushed right up against the sensitive part of her anus. Her tail plug felt so good all of a sudden that she actually stretched out her back like a relaxing cat as Yun-Yun continued to pet her. A purr actually escaped Aqua’s throat, and her eyes rolled back in her head. W-Why does this feel so…?

Yun-Yun’s hand drifted away, and the vibrations stopped.

Aqua needed a moment to blink back to reality. Horror contorted her features when she did. “W-What the— Nya!” She glared up at Yun-Yun. “What did nyaou do to me? Nya?!”

Yun-Yun couldn’t read the anger in her voice. She just looked delighted that she’d managed to get her new kitty to purr. “I guess a little discipline was all you needed, Kimizu!” she said, delighted.

“Don’t change the subject!” Aqua growled. “Nyaou just molested a goddess! Nya! Do you know what layer of hell you’re bound for because of that! Nya!” Nevermind that it was obviously the succubus’ curse that had been responsible. Aqua needed someone to blame, or else she’d be thinking too much about how good that felt. Shame tattooed a pink blush to her face.

While she smacked her elbows against the ground and ranted, Yun-Yun’s attention turned to her picnic. “Well… I guess I lost your tag somewhere, Kimizu. We’ll have to retrace my steps to find it. But first.” She packed her picnic up in a hurry. Aqua’s tirade cut itself short as she realized she was about to miss out on all that yummy food.

“Wait! Nya! I didn’t get any of that yet!” Aqua waddled over to the basket as Yun-Yun turned to wrap up the bread. She wouldn’t be able to grab anything with her arms the way they were, but she hoped she’d be able to stick her head in there to bite at something. The only thing she’d had today was beer—she was starving here!

Peering over the edge of the picnic basket, Aqua looked for anything close enough that looked appetizing. In her search, her eyes almost glazed over it. But the light hit it in just the right way to glint and catch her attention. In the corner of the basket, carelessly dropped in among the food, was a metal, diamond shaped pet tag.

Starving though she was, Aqua’s eyes widened. The other half of the key! “Enngh!” She tried to reach, but couldn’t even tip the basket over with her chin. “Hey! Worthless worm!” She turned to Yun-Yun, poking at her back with her elbow. “Be of use to the mighty Nyaqua and look here!”

“Hmm?” Yun-Yun turned, her eyes on Aqua as she dropped the bread into the basket. “What is it, Kimizu?”

“There! Look there, nya!” Aqua smacked the basket. “Get my key you loser! Nya!”

“Oh right! You’re still hungry, aren’t you?” Yun-Yun fished the loaf of bread out and tore it in half. “Here, Kimizu!”

“No wait I—MMNnph!” Yun-Yun stuffed it straight into her mouth. Aqua tried to chew fast, but Yun-Yun just smiled at her, not looking as she closed up the picnic basket. “Grrphgh! Idifrrpht! Nyuh!”

With a basic summoning spell, Yun-Yun produced a leash in one hand. Bright yellow, because of course it was. She hooked it to Aqua’s collar, giving it a little tug to jolt her forward. Then, Yun-Yun picked up her picnic basket and walked Aqua out of the stable. “I was just over at the market, your tag must be there somewhere, Kimizu!”

“NNNNRRRRRGGGGHHH!” Aqua screamed.

— — —

“Come on Kimizu, this way!”

If Aqua had been asked two days ago if she thought she could take Yun-Yun in a no magic fight, she would have asked who that was. Once informed, she would have said she could have pinned the scrawny girl to the mat with no magic and both hands tied.

Now however, Aqua had to admit her arms would have been really helpful right about now.

“NYAO! STOP! I DON’T WANT TO GO FOR NYA WALK! YOU HAVE THE DAMN KEY IN THE PICNYAC BASKET!” Aqua had been digging her paws in the dirt, hissing and whining the whole walk back to town proper. She would not be seen like this. The Guild hall had been bad enough, but at least it had been private! Sort of. Contained was maybe a better word. But Yun-Yun was going to parade her around the town for all of Axel to see!

Yun-Yun for her part was completely oblivious to Aqua’s plight. The Crimson Demon girl skipped around the stable with her newfound friend, She kept an eye out for the key just in case it was here, but kept stopping every now and then to pick a flower or point out a funny cloud, humming to herself. “No luck, but don’t worry, Kimizu! It’ll be in town somewhere then. And while we lookI can show my new friend to everyone in Axel! Then I can take you back with me to the Crimson Demon village! I can buy you a bed and a bowl and all the funnest cat toys you want!”

Aqua slammed her paws down. That did it. You could only push a goddess so far. She leaned up, bit into the leash, and yanked back. Yun-Yun’s arm pulled back, making her teeter for a moment before righting herself. “What is Kimizu?”

“Get this through your thick skull. Nya! I nyam not, nor will I ever, be nyaour pet! Now for the last time, the tag is in the picnyac basket! Nya!”

Yun-Yun frowned. “Do you need a litter box?”

Aqua’s bladder twinged. “NYAO!”

“Did you see a naughty mousy?”

“NYAO! I did nyat see a nyaughty— just shut up and look in nya basket!”

Yun-Yun frowned, considering Aqua before her eyes went starry again and she put her hands to her mouth. “You don’t want to go to town—”

“Nya! Yes! Finyally!”

“—because you don’t wanna share your new friend with anyone else?”

“Nyo!”

Yun-Yun wiped a single tear from her eye. “Oh Kimizu, you’re so sweet! Don’t worry! Mommy Yun-Yun still loves you best of all, okay? She just has to go to town to find her pretty kitty her pet tag!”

It was no use. This idiot either couldn’t or wouldn’t listen to her through all the hypnotism and stupidity. Aqua tried a new brilliant tactic. She hopped up onto her back legs and tried to bat at the picnic basket. “Oh please Yun-Yun, can we have our picnyac right here? My,” she swallowed her pride with a sigh, “...pretty kitty tummy is so empty. Can your K…Kimizu have a friendship feast with her bestest friend? Nya?” She gave a weak smile and batted her eyelashes, giving a pleading look that would melt a Devil King’s heart.

Yun-Yun squealed in delight. “Such a good kitty!” She leaned down and set the basket next to Aqua. Success! Even as a cat, Aqua was still the most cunning adventurer in Axel! No challenge was too great, no obstacle too tough, no temptation to tempting, she—

“And good kitties get ear scritchies!” The moment Yun-Yun’s hand touched Aqua, the goddess of water forgot everything else. If petting had made the plug hum, getting her ears scratched kicked it into turbo. She arched her back, the pain and pleasure coming from her ass mixing together to make her purr loud enough to shatter glass. All of this to Yun-Yun was just more incentive to keep going. Eager to please her new companion, Yun-Yun kept going, scratching both ears now, cooing sweet nothings into the ear of her feline friend.

“Who’s a good widdle Kimizu? Who’s a good widdle Kimizu? Is it you? Is it you?”

“Ny-ny-nya… I’m nyat-oh….ohhh,” Aqua could barely speak. Her eyes were crossed, her tongue lolling out, she started to spasm as the feeling grew stronger, wagging her tail as the climax grew nearer. Some part of her knew it was so so wrong. She was a goddess! She was above human depravity! It felt dirty! It felt humiliating! It felt so damn good.

“Maybe you should get a belly rub too, for being so good! But don’t get used to it. Yun-Yun doesn’t do this for all her kitties, only the extra special ones!” Yun-Yun said in a singsong voice. She lowered her other hand under Aqua. Somewhere deep down, buried under the waves of ecstacy, Aqua was a little worried that her tail plug might explode from excitement if she let Yun-Yun rub her belly, or even worse, Aqua had just enough of her (admittedly limited) wits about her to see that given Yun-Yun’s current trajectory, it was possible it wouldn’t be Aqua’s stomach that got rubbed. If that happened…

“Nyaaaaaa! D-D–OHHHHH NYES! NY—”

“Miss?”

Yun-Yun jumped, taking both hands off of Aqua. Instantly, the vibrating stopped, and Aqua was left precariously balanced on the very brink of orgasm before tipping backwards and falling tail over diaper back down to earth, unsatisfied and nerves fried. “NYO! WAIT! NYOT NYOW! NYA! I WAS SO CLOSE! NYA!”

Aqua pushed her head into Yun-Yun’s still open palm. “Come nyon! Look! I’m a cute widdle kitty who needs her scritchy scratchies! Nya! Look!” She ran around in a circle, pretending to chase her tail. “Isn’t Kimizu so cute? Nya! Doesn’t she deserve pets and rubs? Nya!”

”Oh, hello!” Yun-Yun stood up quickly and dusted herself off. Do you need something?”

Aqua stopped chasing her tail and finally noticed the small caravan of merchants all staring at the pair of them wide eyed. One look told Aqua they were not hypnotized. They could see Aqua clear as day, panting, diapered, bitchsuited, and begging to cum by way of belly rubs.

One of them, an old woman with a staff, and the only one that didn’t look appalled, was hobbling towards them, a toothless grin on her face. “Hello there! Do you need a lift into town?”

Yun-Yun smiled. “Oh, yes please! My poor kitty must be so tired from walking for so long.”

“Wait! It’s nyat what it look like! I’m nyat a weirdo! I wasn’t really going to—”

The old woman chuckled.”Don’t worry young lady, there’s nothing odd about taking a little time to yourselves out in nature. Come now. You girls can ride up front with us, and your kitty can ride in the back. We’ve got a rare shipment of livestock in the back, so it's perfect for her, as long as she doesn’t bother the other animals.”

Yun-Yun clapped her hands together excitedly. “Really? That’s so kind of you!”

However, Aqua or the other riders were far less excited about this idea.

“I AM NYAT RIDING IN THE BACK LIKE SOME DISGUSTING ANYAIMAL!”

One of the riders also spoke up. “Grandma, these girls are clearly unwell. We should—”

The woman held her hands up. “All the more reason to give them a ride. I may be blind in my old age, but I can still see this lass and her cat are good people. Kindness comes in many forms, Young One. And as I told you before Miss, you can ride up front with me. But your kitty would do better in the back. I’m a bit allergic, I'm afraid. Sorry Kitty. Would you like a treat?” She bent down and pulled an old dusty looking cracker from her pocket.

“Nya! Listen you old ha-MPHMGRGPH!” The woman crammed the dusty old pet biscuit into Aqua’s mouth, silencing her. She tried to spit it out, but it was too big.

“Grandma, that is not a c—”

The woman held her hand up. “I have spoken. Anyone who argues will feel my stick!”

The rider who had spoken up lapsed into disgusted silence, trying to avoid looking at either Aqua or Yun-Yun.

Yun-Yun, who seemed used to this kind of exclusionary treatment, gave an unexpected start at the news she’d be allowed to ride after all. “Thank you! Did you hear that, Kimizu? You can make new animal friends!”

For the first time, the old woman’s face fell a little. “Her name is Kimizu?”

“NMH!” Aqua cried, halfway through chewing the biscuit.

Yun-Yun nodded. “Yes! Isn’t it cute?”

The old woman frowned. “It’s… unique. Come, let's go.”

Yun-Yun scooped up the basket just in time for Aqua to realize she’d left it sitting there this whole time and tugged on the leash. “Come on Kimizu! Time to meet your new friends! Then we’ll go meet everyone in town before our picnic with Megumin! I just know we’ll find that tag somewhere!”

“Go to hell!” Aqua cried, face bright red as she tried to forget the pathetic begging she’d just done. Her attention turned to the others in the caravan. The old woman was a lost cause but her family seemed sane. “Don’t let her put me back there! Nyou know I’m nyat a cat! I’m the goddess Nyaqua! Help me or else I’ll—Eck!”

Yun-Yun pulled tight on the leash, choking Aqua. “Come on now, Kimizu. Don’t make me give you the squirty squirts again.”

Aqua tensed up at the mention of that. “N-Nyo! Good kitty! I’m a good kitty, remember!” Her desperate flailing to avoid punishment backfired on her. Saying that of all things only convinced the caravan that she was a party to this fetishistic display, not a victim. Everyone turned away from her, looking awkward and discomforted at the sight of the padded kitty bitch. Distraught, Aqua stopped pulling on the leash, Yun-Yun able to drag her freely.

These no-name merchants seeing her was bad enough, but if they successfully carried Aqua into town then her life would basically be over. Being the Guild’s piñata for a few hours was nothing compared to the humiliation she was about to suffer—though her aching rear would disagree with her there.

Aqua genuinely considered abandoning Yun-Yun. If she hopped off the caravan once the girl went back up front, she could disappear and avoid all the humiliation. But that would leave her stuck in the bitchsuit. And the diaper. Aqua winced as she felt her bladder twinge with fullness. Sure, she could lose Yun-Yun, but it wasn’t worth it.

The best option would be to race straight to the girl’s house. Yun-Yun would be distraught and probably look for her missing kitty, but she’d eventually have to go home, right? Then Aqua could corner her for the pet tag in private. Only one problem: Aqua had no idea where this idiot lived.

Curse her for being so pathetic that I never bothered to learn anything about her! Aqua glowered at Yun-Yun as they reached the back of the caravan. The closer they’d gotten the worse it had started to smell, and Aqua soon found out the cause of it. Someone in this merchant caravan raised chickens.

They were packed into cages on the final wagon. Plump, feathery, squawking things. Their noise grated against her ears as they poked their heads through metal bars. Aqua clenched her jaw, and turned to Yun-Yun. “Do nyat leave me back here! Nya!”

“Upsie daisy!” Yun-Yun took Aqua by her armpits and hoisted her onto an open space on the wagon. Chickens stuck their heads out all around her, peering at her with barely blinking eyes. Even animals couldn’t help but gawk at her.

Aqua wiggled, unable to get away thanks to her bound limbs. “No! No! If I have to ride then put me somewhere else, nya! I’m nyat going to let these– Hey!” A sharp beak poked at the top of her head. The moronic chickens stacked above her weren’t taking kindly to her. “Watch it, drumstick! I’m the goddess Nyaqua! I’m mean Nyaqua! Dnyammit!”

While she quarreled with the chickens, Yun-Yun tied the end of her leash to the hitch at the end of the wagon. Aqua growled when she saw it; now she didn’t even have the option of running away!

The chickens bawked and clucked as Yun-Yun booped Aqua’s nose and commanded her to wait. Aqua tried to lunge at her, but the leash strangled her before she could even get close. Her owner out of sight, it wasn’t long before the wagon started moving. Aqua swore and shouted for a bit longer, but it didn’t help her at all. All she could do was curl up to try and avoid the chicken’s pecking. She didn’t have much success. It was a loud, stinky, surprisingly painful ride into Axel for her.

“Mmmnn…” she whimpered, blinking back tears.

Incoming merchants had their own special entrance into town, largely to pass a customs check. The caravan had to take the long way into Axel, crawling at a leisurely pace along the outside of the wall. It gave Aqua plenty of time to stew and sniffle. She attempted to come up with a plan as well, but thinking just wasn’t her strong suit. The best she had was knocking the picnic basket out of Yun-Yun’s hand and hoping the tag was one of the things that spilled out of it when it hit the ground.

No matter how much time passed, the lingering feeling of arousal refused to leave her. The vibrating tail plug had started it, but it was Aqua’s diaper that kept the lust alive. It’s soft, plush inner lining rode up against her, squeezed by the leather of the bitchsuit. She refused to acknowledge the pamper as the cause, but she didn’t dare take her mind off her tingling privates either. The more she thought about them the easier it was to push her aching bladder to the back of her mind.

There’s got to be some way I can take care of this. She decided. If she was going to suffer at the hands of the succubus curse, it was only fair that she got something out of it. Even if said something was incredibly shameful.

Aqua had just enough leeway with the leash to scooch back. As she did, her rump found what it was looking for—something solid. The edge of a chicken cage pushed up against her seat, right between her bent knees. Aqua moaned as she felt the diaper bunch up into her divine bits. That was the feeling she was looking for all right.

As the caravan rolled in to the merchant checkpoint, Aqua rubbed her padded ass against the cage’s edge. She ignored the squawking and clucking. Who cared if these lowly animals witnessed her debase herself? They’d be on dinner plates by the week’s end anyway.

Her diaper crinkled and she huffed out of her nose. Up and down, up and down. “Mmmmph!” Aqua cried, biting her lip. “N-Nya! Nya!”

If she pushed just right, she nudged the base of her tail against the cage too, pushing the plug deeper inside of her. It wasn’t vibrating, but this was good enough for now. Aqua could alternate between her ass and her pussy now for pleasure, and she did so liberally. And with all the chickens around her, clucking up a storm, she didn’t hear the Axel guard until it was too late.

“Last one,” a voice said. The patrolman responsible for inspecting merchant goods had reached the end of this particular caravan. He had a stack of loose-leaf paper braced against his arm to take notes. As he wrinkled his nose at the foul fowl smell, he wrote down what he saw. “Chickens. Looks about ten per cage….” Nose to his paper he made little checkmarks for the number of enclosures as he counted, circling around to the back of the wagon. When he raised his head again…

“Nya! Nyaaaa!” Aqua’s eyes had rolled so far back in her head that she couldn’t see. She was close. So close. All she wanted to do right now was cum. Once it was out of the way she was sure she could outwit Yun-Yun and get that pet tag. But first she had to keep rubbing her diaper up against the cages. She wouldn’t stop for anything, not even—

“What in the seven hells?!”

Aqua’s eyes shot open. She was face to face with an Axel guardsman. “U-U-Uh… N-Nya?”

In some respects, she was very lucky. This guard in particular wanted no part of what she was doing. He didn’t laugh, he didn’t call his buddies over to witness her. Nothing. He just very calmly went back to his papers and wrote down the seventeen or so violations this constituted, walking away and muttering under his breath.

“N-No, wait!” Aqua cried out, realizing her chance since he wasn’t doubled over in a fit of laughter. “Release me, peasant!” She tried to lunge after him, only for the leash to catch again. Aqua could only hack and cough, as the guard went up to the front of the caravan to let the merchants know they were not approved for entry into Axel.

— — —

“I– I’m so sorry about Kimizu!” Yun-Yun exclaimed, desperately trying to calm the fuming merchants.

They could set up camp outside of Axel, and at least try to sell their wares to travelers as long as the guards weren’t watching, but their license to sell goods within the town had been revoked, with prejudice. Human trafficking was frowned upon, as it turned out.

Yun-Yun felt so bad she insisted she stay with them until she could make it up to the merchants. She hardly noticed the accusatory glares they all gave her. She was too busy trying to understand what Kimizu had done to set off the border guards.

Aqua was stuck with her in the meantime, and was basically a pariah as far as the merchants were concerned. They gave her dirty looks, and she heard insults whispered between them as she followed Yun-Yun around their camp. It made her huff indignantly. It’s what you worms deserve for making me ride with the chickens!

She started to ignore their whispers, even when it started to look like they were planning something. All Aqua wanted right now was the pet tag. Rearing up, she flailed her elbows at the picnic basket. “Just give it to me already, nya!”

“Kimizu!” Yun-Yun held up the basket out of reach, looking almost offended. “You just can’t stop causing trouble today, can you?”

Aqua clenched her jaw. Maybe if she cozied up to Yun-Yun again, the moron would change her mind, but there was no way she was going to nuzzle her again with so many people around! Her face was enough of a blushing mess without doing something like that.

“Oh… you naughty kitty! One more naughty thing from you and your Mommy is going to give you…two squirty squirts!”

“Nyo! I’ll be good! See, Nya!” Aqua sat down on her back legs and lifted her front paws up. “See? Good Nyaqua!” Behind her, half concealed snickers and whispered comments drifted back to her ears.

“Excuse me, Yun-Yun, is it?”

Both girl and goddess jumped at the voice. One of the merchants, the grandson of the old woman who’d spoken up, had approached them hesitantly. He was older than Yun-Yun, maybe in his thirties, but he had the air of someone much older.

“Yes! I mean, that’s right! I mean, can I help you?” Yun-Yun stammered. Aqua rolled her eyes. Some people had no backbone. Where was this girl’s dignity, her self-respect? Where was the honor?

Yun-Yun tugged at Aqua’s collar lightly. “Kimizu, you say sorry to this nice man for causing him trouble or it’s double squirties!”

Instantly, Aqua got into her front paws up apology pose. “Nyam sorry mister! Nya! It’s all this idiot’s fault, I swear! Nya!”

The man held his hand up. “Stop. Words are not going to make up for the damages done to my family’s reputation and business, not to mention the financial loss.”

Yun-Yun bowed. “I’ll pay you back, I promise! And I can talk to the people at the gate. Kimizu is my kitty, she’s my responsibility as her friend and Mommy!”

“Yes your… cat. Where did you find her?” The man asked, glaring at Aqua.

Yun-Yun launched into the story, eyes wet with tears of happiness at the treasured memories of twenty or so minutes ago. “And now we’re bestest friends forever, and I’ll never be alone again!” She finished proudly.

“What nya load of crap!” Aqua scoffed. “I am nyat a poor widdle kitty cat with a nyaughty streak! I am the goddess Nyaqua! You, merchant!” She glared at the man. “Tell this front heavy bimbo nyam her goddess and that she has two seconds to do what I say or the nyaext person to ignyaore her sad little whimpers will be the hellspnyawn personally nyassigned to torture her in the inner most ring of hell, saved for people who insult goddesses! Nya!”

The man looked from Aqua to Yun-Yun pensively for a long moment. “Your kitty cat doesn’t respect you very much, does she?”

Yun-Yun blushed. “Oh she’s really nice usually, she’s just… just a little mischievous, that’s all!”

The man frowned. “My name is Clovis, and I am in charge of the animals around here. Take my word for it. Animals need harsh discipline, especially this one. It may be tough now, but they will love and respect you all the more by the end. You do want to be a responsible pet owner as well as a kind mistress to this creature, right?”

Yun-Yun nodded. “Oh, yes! Could you show me how to do that? I’m not… not super good at that part…”

Aqua didn’t like the way this conversation was going at all. “Hey, didn’t you hear what I just said? Nya! Is everyone in your family deaf dumb and blind? I’m nyat a cat you stupid peasant! I’m a goddess! Tell her the truth right nyaow!”

Clovis ignored her. “Why don’t you go find a spot by the fire and Kimizu and I will join you in a moment? Then we can begin. And do not worry about financial recompense. Knowing this animal has been trained will be compensation enough. Besides I doubt a,” he looked Yun–Yun up and down for a moment, “milk maid could afford to pay back what is owed.”

Yun-Yun blushed. “But I’m not a—“

Clovis held up his hand for silence. “Do you accept?”

Yun-Yun bowed her head. “Thank you so much mister! I won’t let you down!” She bent down to Aqua and gave her a quick ear scratch, just enough to make the goddess shudder. “Now you be good for Mr. Clovis, he’s going to be your daddy from now on and teach you lots of tricks and—” Yun-Yun stopped, realizing what she just said and turned quickly back to Clovis, hands raised in apology. “I mean- I didn’t mean to say— you’re— I’m not saying we’re both— just that—”

Clovis sighed. “Do not worry. But know this. Discipline is not a trick to teach a pet for amusement. It is hard grueling work,” he shot Aqua a look, “especially for dumb animals.”

The goddess gulped. She really didn’t like where this was going.

Yun-Yun gave her best serious face. “I won’t let your wisdom go to waste, master!”

Clovis waited till the Crimson Demon had left for the fire before looking back to Aqua. “You.”

Aqua felt beads of sweat grow cold on her neck. She had to get this guy on her side, quickly. This was all starting to feel very familiar. Her sore red butt throbbed at the memory. “Listen, maybe we got off on the wrong foot. Nya!”

“You mean when you ruined my family's reputation, humiliated us, and cost us at least a month’s profit while we sort all this out?”

Aqua winced. “Yeah… but besides that, we can still be reasonable, right? Nya? Look, I have a friend! Nya! Well more of a devout follower who is also my humble servant and does whatever I say without question. Nya! But he’s also totally loaded, so I’m sure he can happily pay you back all the money you lost, and when the Crimson Dummy explains that it was nyall her fault you got in trouble with the gate people, you’ll be nyall set, right?”

Clovis grabbed Aqua’s leash and pulled it. She choked, stumbling forward. He leaned down, getting close to her face. “Listen, I don’t know exactly what is happening here. Whether this is a hex, or a misused awakening spell, or if you’re just a perverted witch who gets off on tricking innocent girls,-” Aqua tried to protest, but the man yanked the leash again, cutting her off. “But what I do know is you look pretty stuck to me. So here’s what’s going to happen. I am going to teach your owner how to discipline you properly, and you’re going to be a very good, very respectful kitty to that girl by the end of the lesson, or I’m going to see to it you spend the rest of your days locked in a kennel, got it?”

Aqua coughed, trying to form words. The collar was far too tight. “I- wait! Nya! My friend, he'll pay you double! Triple! Octuple! Nya! Just get me nyaout of this!”

“Oh your friend is going to pay alright. This is just for humiliating us in front of the guards. Also, I don’t like the way you talk to that young lady. She didn’t tell you to grind against my chicken cages.”

Clovis pulled the leash tightly again, and Aqua followed quickly as he led her to the fire. Yun-Yun smiled and waved to them as they approached. “Are you ready to train Kimizu?”

Aqua gave one nervous look at Clovis before nervously shaking her diapered butt in the air, her tail wagging from side to side. “Nya… ready!”

Clovis unclipped Aqua’s leash and sat down next to Yun-Yun before producing a jar from a bag by his feet. He turned to Yun-Yun. “Give me your hand.”

Yun-Yun blushed. “I— WHAT! I JUST MET— I CAN’T— I HAVE— WHAT ABOUT— MISTER WE—”

Clovis scowled before seizing Yun-Yun’s left arm and pushing her index and middle fingers into the jar. She pulled them out, both now covered in a light brown paste.

“What is this?”

“Peanut butter. Now call for your pet. Let her know you are in charge of her. Your decisions shape her life from now on. Only if she accepts that will she be rewarded.”

Yun-Yun gave a determined nod before wiggling her fingers to Aqua. “Here Kimizu, Kimizu! Come here pretty kitty! Mommy has a yummy snack for her widdle angel!”

Aqua looked at Yun-Yun’s smeared fingers in disgust. On second thought, maybe she should just make a run for it. She could start a new life in the forest as an elegant panther and rebrand as a goddess of the hunt. She felt like she’d heard something about a panther water god somewhere before, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad.

Her hopes were dashed when she saw that she was surrounded. Just far enough away for Yun-Yun not to notice, the members of the caravan were positioned in a casual circle around the camp. Each was watching Aqua, some grinning, some glaring, but all of them eager to see what she did next. Clovis must have tipped them off; she might try and bail.

She whimpered. Why did everyone in Axel have it out for the noble and innocent goddess of water? Had she not blessed their miserable town with her very presence? Had she not been merciful, forgiving them over and over again for not bowing and scraping at her feet? Had she not saved their worthless lives with her glorious flood? Had she not lured every undead within a thousand miles to them, giving them ample opportunity to gain experience points and bounty rewards? How could even as cruel a world as this still be this unkind to a beautiful selfless goddess like her?

Reluctantly, she walked on her paws to Yun-Yun, who began to squeal in delight that her kitty was finally listening to her.

When Aqua got within a foot of her owner, Yun-Yun withdrew her fingers quickly, as if there was any chance Aqua was eager for what was to happen next. “Now Kimizu, I am your Mommy!” Yun-Yun declared, holding her fingers up high and speaking as officially as she could, sounding like a kid pretending to be a princess. “You have to do what I say! I am in charge of your yummy food, your treats, your scritchie scratchies, and where you go wee-wee!”

Aqua’s stomach throbbed painfully at the last remark. She really needed that bathroom break soon.

“Now, I want you to… to… wag your tail and meow three times if you understand. If you do, you can have all this yummy peanut butter… and some scratchies!”

Aqua groaned. Perfect. More edging in front of strangers. Just what she wanted.

Her tail was limp, only connected to her by a plug instead of muscles. Aqua had to raise her rear in order to wag it, and it still fell over the seat of her padded ass when she did. She heard snickering from the merchants, but pushed down the burning sensation across her cheeks. Swaying her hips side to side, she wagged her tail back and forth. “N-Nya! Nya… Nya…”

Yun-Yun’s eyes sparkled as her cat obeyed her completely. “Merist Clovis, it worked!” she cried. Bending down, she shoved her fingers into Aqua’s mouth. “Here you go, Kimizu!”

“Mmrgh!” Aqua resisted the urge to bite Yun-Yun’s fingers off. A nutty taste filled her mouth, the first semblance of food she’d gotten in a long while. But she wasn’t allowed to properly enjoy it, because Yun-Yun started scratching behind her cat ears.

“Good kitty! My Kimi-Wimi is such a good girl!”

As Yun-Yun scratched, the plug in Aqua’s ass started vibrating again. She moaned, looking to the audience like a pervert who took sexual pleasure from being treated like a cat. Laughs mixed in with winces of disgust from them. Aqua blushed harder, but couldn’t do anything about it. The pleasure in her ass was immense, and her moaning grew worse as the knots from her shibari pressed up against the crotch of her pamper again. Her padded rear stayed hiked as she kept wagging her tail. Getting closer to orgasming than even her stunt with the cages, Aqua moaned and sucked on Yun-Yun’s fingers. All the pain melted away for a moment, and she felt pure ecstasy.

Clovis seemed to grow uncomfortable as Aqua mewled for more. He was trying to teach her a lesson, not get her off. “Ahem,” he said with a cough. “That’s good, but there’s still a lot Kimizu here needs to learn if she’s going to be a good cat for you.”

“Oh, right!” Yun-Yun pulled away from Aqua, who whined needily. Clenching her fists in determination, Yun-Yun stood upright for her teacher. “I don’t want Kimizu going down the wrong path in life, so show me everything you can!”

“Noooo…!” Aqua whined, partially for her unfulfilled climax, and partially because she knew this was only going to get worse.

And it did.

Yun-Yun’s hypnotized mind seemed pretty receptive to even obviously bad suggestions. When a merchant brought forth a pet food dish, loaded to the brim with the slop they fed their pigs, Aqua naturally recoiled at it. But according to Clovis, sometimes you had to force a kitty to eat, and so had Yun-Yun place her foot against the back of Aqua’s head, pushing her into the bowl. Yun-Yun stayed stepping on her until Aqua was able to choke down every last bite. Old apple cores, raw grains, and even a slimy, way-too-old banana peel. She held back her vomit, worried Yun-Yun would make her eat that too if it came up.

The next was how to properly walk a cat. Despite the collar around her neck, Clovis insisted kittens like her preferred to be led around by their tails. “That’s bullshit!” Aqua tried to say, only for Yun-Yun to blast her with more water to keep her quiet.

Clovis tied her cat tail to a rope, but didn’t give it to Yun-Yun. No, apparently she needed to witness a demonstration. He tied the other end of the rope to the reins of one of their horses. Giving it a smack to the flank, he got it to lurch off in a gallop. “No no no no!” Aqua cried. She wouldn’t be able to keep up on just her elbows and knees.

Dragged along by her tail, the horse ran through the muddy terrain outside of Axel, and even through the fields where farmers let their cows graze. Aqua quickly learned not to cry out or scream, because there were cow pies dotted throughout the grazing field. Her face still got dragged through more than one, but at least she wasn’t using literal shit as mouthwash.

Through it all, the curse refused to let the plug leave her butt. It was incredibly painful, the way it expanded in her anus in order to stay put. But Aqua already associated that area with arousal at this point. The more it hurt the more she rolled her eyes back in her head. Great, I really am turning into Darkness… She was moaning and meowing as the horse trotted back into camp, to the sounds of roaring laughter to boot. She didn’t even complain when Yun-Yun hosed her down after that.

Someone filled a bin with sand so Clovis could show Yun-Yun the proper way to make use of a litterbox. Apparently cats liked having their noses rubbed in their own messes, so he made the girl shove the goddess’ face into the sand over and over again. With all of her thrashing, Aqua managed to shake some of it into her leather bitchsuit, and could already feel the rash kicking up from that by the end.

But of all the lessons they went through, the last was probably Aqua’s least favorite.

“Bring ‘er out!” Clovis said, a team of merchants hauling a shaking wooden crate into view. It looked big enough to fit a bear in it. With the low, animalistic growling coming from within, Aqua was convinced it was one.

“U-Uhmm… Mister Clovis?” Yun-Yun seemed a little nervous about it too. “What is that?”

“Bit of a side gig of ours,” he explained. “We catch magical beasts for high paying clients.”

“M-Magical beasts?!” Aqua didn’t want to know what this lesson was going to be about. Dignity be damned, she jumped into Clovis’s leg and gripped it as best she could with her bound arms. “No, no, no, nya! Please! Nyam sorry! I’ll make you a goddess’ assistant, just don’t let it eat me, nya!”

“Kimizu seems… worried,” Yun-Yun noted. She might’ve been brick-dense, but even she had reservations about using a monster for a lesson.

“Nonsense.” Clovis smirked, clearly not taking Aqua up on her generous offer. “She’s excited. All cats need companionship. And our sphinx here is mighty friendly.”

“S-Sphinx?! Nya?!”

At Clovis’ signal, two of his fellow merchants opened the crate door. They could only back up so fast, before a massive, orange-furred monster burst out and spread its wings. Yun-Yun cried out, arms shooting up and picnic basket going flying. Aqua nearly wet herself out of fear, especially when the monster’s cat-like eyes came to rest on her.

"I-I-If… If you knyow what’s good for nyaou—” She squeaked as the beast lunged for her. “Nyo, stop! I’m a goddess! Nyaaaa!”

The sphinx tackled her, not immediately ripping into her flesh like she’d originally thought. Instead they tumbled, rolling until the sphinx pinned her to the ground with its paws. Leaning in, it sniffed her. Aqua shivered, squeezing her eyes shut and turning her head away. “P-Please… nya…”

It licked her. The sphinx dragged its tongue across her chest and all the way up to her face, slobbering all over her. Aqua nearly retched at its fishy breath, and shivered as its spit slathered her skin. “W-Wha—?!”

The sphinx nestled into her, purring. Clovis hadn’t been lying, it was friendly. Too friendly.

“Nya! Ah!” Aqua tried to swat it with her elbows. “Get off of me, nyaaa!”

It rolled around, paws pushing Aqua into the air. It played with her like a cat would a ball of yarn, Aqua shrieking the entire time. Its paws always seemed to find her diaper, crinkling the poofy thing up against her privates and earning a moan out of her in between screams.

Yun-Yun put a hand to her chest, trying to still her beating heart. “O-Oh…”

“Told ya,” Clovis said, smirking at the suffering goddess before him.

Get it away from me, nyaaa!” Aqua cried.

Yun-Yun steadied her breathing now that it was clear she and her cat weren’t in danger. As Aqua suffered at the hands of the monster, she realized her picnic basket had gone flying. “Oh no!”

Not far away, her food was a mess. Spilled, overturned, and covered in dirt. Everything had fallen out of the basket. As she ran over to it, light glinting off of metal caught her eye. “Oh!” She put aside mourning her meal as excitement took hold. Sitting in the grass was a diamond-shaped pet tag. Yun-Yun snapped it up.

“Kimizu, look! I found your tag!” She chuckled a bit as the sphinx started patting Aqua’s padded bottom. “Can you believe it? It was in the basket this whole time.”

“I HATE NYAOU!” Aqua screamed, before the spinx suffocated her with another cuddle.

Clovis had no more lessons to offer, but that didn’t mean things were over for Aqua. Yun-Yun insisted on having her kitty’s name engraved on the tag, and luckily there was a metal worker among the merchants. He took his sweet time, however. While she waited, Aqua had no choice but to play with her new friend. The sphinx eventually tired itself out, grabbing hold of her and spooning while it took a nap.

“Errrgh!” Aqua groaned as Yun-Yun finally approached her. “G-Get me out of here, nya!”

“Look Kimizu! Isn’t it perfect?” Yun-Yun squatted beside her, showing off the finished tag with a smile on her face. Aqua glared at it with disgust. The engraver had felt the need to write her name with the kanji for “Piss”, but considering what she’d been through today that wasn’t even in the top one hundred insults she’d endured to her pride.

“Now we can show Megumin I’m not a friendless loser!” Yun-Yun sounded so excited as she clipped the tag to Aqua’s collar.

The instant she did, the effects of the curse evaporated. Her cat ears, the bitchsuit… gone in an instant. The tail plug too, which left Aqua with a disappointing empty feeling down there. She moaned as her limbs could finally unfurl, so sore they felt shaky and weak. Still, she managed to push herself up to her feet, the sphinx’s unconscious hold too weak to stop her. A horrified Yun-Yun fell onto her rear end.

“W-What?!” she exclaimed. “Aqua? But— W-Where’s Kimizu?!”

Looking down, Aqua cringed and covered the pet tag still at her throat. Like the shibari, it was going to hang around until the full curse had been lifted. At the very least Yun-Yun hadn’t put two and two together yet. And Aqua had to make sure she never would.

Kneeling down, she put a hand on the shaking girl’s shoulder. With hopeful eyes, Yun-Yun looked up at her, desperate for an explanation of what had just happened to her precious kitty.

“Yun-Yun, I won’t lie to you,” Aqua said calmly, with an almost comforting tone.

“Yes?” She whispered.

Aqua took a deep breath. “You’re such a friendless loser that Kimizu couldn’t take it and died, nya!” Aqua winced at the almost instinctual meow she tacked onto that.

It still worked, however. A distraught Yun-Yun released large blubbery tears into the world, putting her head in her hands and crying about how it couldn’t be true.

Sighing with something that vaguely resembled relief, Aqua side-stepped the sobbing mage. Every part of her ached, her bladder cried out for release, her privates burned from the constant teasing, and she was so light-headed that she was ready to pass out. But she couldn’t. Not yet.

She still had two more keys to get before this was all over.

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Aqua felt her stomach turn sour when the fishnet stockings appeared. If what had happened so far was a trend, then the succubi had deliberately given out the keys to breaking this curse to people she knew. And in the direction she’d been waddling—onlookers poking fun at the diaper she was trying so hard not to soil—there was only one person who could have her next key.

Wiz’s shop was at the end of this street. As Aqua grew closer and closer to the lich’s domain, horrible thoughts of what might be in store for her next floated in and out of her largely empty mind. They first two keys had both been different flavors of terrible, so whatever this new kind of humiliating was going to be, she was sure it was going to give her a whole new list of traumas for life.

Fishnets? Why do they all have to be so lewd? Am I going to turn into a bunny girl? A stripper? Some kind of horrible stripper bunny? Oh why me? What did I, the beautiful goddess Aqua, ever do to deserve this?

A few more steps answered her first question. She felt the now familiar shift in temperature on her body as her new clothes arrived. She closed her eyes. Oh no. I just know it’s going to be something horrible. Why? Why?Whywhywhywhywhywhy- She opened her eyes.

“Oh!”

It was a maid dress. And not just any maid dress, a cute maid dress. The black white fabric shimmered in the daylight, the sleeves and hem were decorated with intricate lace, the petticoats were poofy and fuzzy in a way that felt nice on her sore ass, the apron had little heart patterns on it, and the whole outfit was covered in cute bows, the biggest being the one around her neck above her collar, which was her preferred shade of blue. She reached up and felt that her hair once again had a headband, but it felt like a simple maid headpiece. No stupid hood! No hooks going in her cute loop! Sure, the neckline was a lot lower than she’d have liked, and being a maid was definitely a downgrade from being a goddess, but compared to what she’d dealt with previously, this was downright modest. The dress wasn’t any shorter than her normal one was. And the best part? All of the shibari straps were under the dress! Only the parts over her diaper and her chest where the dress dipped down were visible. That had to be better, right? It was less humiliating. Maybe people wouldn’t even know what it was and think it was… some other thing? The only real issue was the low neckline and bright bow drew the eye right to her new collar, where the unfortunate tag was on full display. She scowled at the stupid name she had been so recently saddled with before getting an idea. She reached down and flipped the name tag over.

Property of my best friend and Mommy, Yun-Yun!

Aqua read the inscription before quickly turning it back. Piss was better.

The maid outfit was so much better as a whole, Aqua started to worry it might be some kind of trick. The outfits always got worse the closer she got to the store, so maybe it would get skimpier the closer she got to the store, till she had nothing but an apron and the headband on?

But the only other change on her approach to Wiz’s shop was her typical boots being swapped for a pair of high heels. Sure they were a little taller than she usually wore, but she kinda liked the height, especially after being forced to crawl like a damn cat for so long. She raised her heel up and kicked the door in.

“Alright you damn lich! Where is it?” She barged into the shop, looking around for customers, daring anyone to make a comment. She might not have her magic right now, but for once, she had no restraints on. The first guy to try and cop a feel was getting his eyes scratched out and his balls kicked in.

But aside from Wiz, standing frightened behind the counter, the shop was completely empty. Aqua could hardly believe her luck!

“Lady Aqua! What are you doing here? I don’t know what you mean! Please don’t hurt me! I promise I’ve done nothing wrong!”

Aqua grinned. Unlike Yun-Yun and Luna, this disgusting undead didn’t have any kinky bdsm restraints to hide behind. “What the hell do you think I’m here for you undead bimbo?”

Wiz looked the goddess over, eyes lingering for a moment on the bulging diaper. Aqua once more tried to clench her legs together as the urge to pee surfaced again. She needed to rush this along. “WELL?”

“I— are you here to answer my help wanted?” Wiz asked timidly, trying to shrink herself down.

“WHAT?”

Wiz pointed a trembling finger at a small sign taped to the cash register.

Help Wanted
Cleaning, Organizing, Helping Customers, General.
Payment infrequent, but guaranteed fun and high discounts!

Aqua rolled her eyes. What kind of idiot would take a job that didn’t pay? And why did she put the sign inside of the shop instead of the window? Was this ditz a total moron, as well as an abomination?

Wiz seemed to guess Aqua's thoughts, judging by how scared and squeaky her voice was becoming. “I just— you’re wearing a maid outfit, so I thought maybe… maybe you’d— you’d… you’d be here for the job! And since your party is here so much that maybe you’d like the discounts and…well… are you here to help me?” She raised her hands defensively, waiting for the flood of abuse.

Aqua even opened her mouth to deliver it, only to grimace instead. “Urrgh!” She nearly doubled over, and tried to bring her knees together. Her diaper’s crinkles sounded taunting, as if it knew the cause of her suffering. Her bladder felt like it was ready to explode.

Maybe being a water goddess gave Aqua a bit more control over her bodily fluids than most. The average person would’ve flooded their pants long ago, it felt like. Even as more and more booze worked its way through her system, she still hadn’t let a drop escape. She remained fiercely determined not to use this diaper. She couldn’t give those succubi that victory.

“Oh dear… are you alright?” Wiz asked.

Aqua suddenly had no time to deal with Wiz or her disgusting, undead presence. “Where is it already?” She growled.

Wiz gave her a brick wall of a stare. “I… what?”

Aqua stamped her foot, arms down and fists curling. “You know damn well what! The key!”

“I… I don’t…” Of course Wiz was too stupid and ugly to know what Aqua was talking about. Before she could spell it out her bladder forced a long, pained groan out of her mouth.

“You saw some succubi earlier today, right?” Aqua growled. “Pink hair? Ring a bell?”

Finally some understanding dawned in those undead eyes. “Oh, well, yes, one did come into my shop earlier today. She’s actually the one who suggested I hire a housekeeper. Said my shop would look a lot better with just a little sprucing up and—”

“I. Don’t. Care!” Aqua stamped with each word. She was acting well below her station—more ‘bratty toddler’ than ‘goddess’—but she was out of patience. After what she’d endured at the Guild hall and at the hands of Yun-Yun, she wanted an easy key and then she wanted to go before she had a freaking accident in her diaper! “They gave you something to hold onto, right? It’s mine! So give it back before I report you for theft!”

That threat did the trick. Wiz jolted at the potential legal trouble. It was only by the good graces of ignorance that she was allowed to operate this shop. If she had guards poking around, taking her away for interrogation, her status as an undead could come out. “N-No, no! Wait, Aqua please!”

“Well?” Aqua growled, hands on her hips. “Are you going to give it to me or what?”

“Y-Yes, of course!” Wiz said. “I didn’t know what it was supposed to be before, so I put it in the back. Please don’t be mad.”

“Urgh, of course you did.” Aqua rolled her eyes. Incompetence. Incompetence and idiocy. She’d been giving Wiz too much credit, assuming she’d be able to produce it in a flash. “I’ll get it, you rotting corpse.”

Wiz pointed the way and Aqua waddled through the store in that direction. Once she passed the counter, Wiz was unfortunately able to see the bulge in her maid skirt and the crinkly padding that poked out beneath it. Though her eyes went wide, a snarl from Aqua prevented her from saying anything about it.

Really she shouldn’t be so mad. This was going smoothly, and there wasn’t anyone else around so she could finally wipe the blush from her cheeks. She’d know what this next key would be the instant she saw it too. Something maid-themed for her wear. Trivial, really.

But Aqua’s anger wound up being justified when she saw the back of Wiz’s shop. “Seven hells! What is this?!”

Mess didn’t even begin to describe it. Wiz’s storage looked like an already very full hoarder’s home had some kind of cyclone blow through it. Boxes, stacked or overturned, and shelves tried to contain some things, but they were fighting a losing battle. From artifacts to knick-knacks to curios, everything was spread out and piled up. Swords laid atop scrolls, lacrimae crushed wands, and cursed totems formed a conga line on top and overturned the witch's cauldron.

Aqua couldn’t even begin to see something in here that would resemble a key for her curse. This sea of charms, gear, and magical miscellaneous made her brain short-circuit. Slowly, she turned to Wiz.

“Excuse me,” she said in a voice so polite it made the lich tremble. “Do you mean to tell me my key is somewhere in here?” She pointed to the disaster area, blank smile on her face.

“U-U-Uh…” Wiz gulped. “Don’t be mad. I just kind of throw things back here without thinking about it sometimes. …All the time… B-But it’s definitely here, I swear!”

“Oh don’t give me that!” Aqua exploded. “You did it on purpose, didn’t you? You wanted to see me stuck in this cute maid dress for as long as possible, so you hid it under all your junk, is that it?”

“I’m sorry!” Wiz bowed in an effort to apologize. Aqua was not so forgiving. “I’ll help you find it, I—”

“No!” Aqua held up a hand to stop her. She was not going to rely on another moron to give her the key. A repeat of that Yun-Yun was not what she needed. And it was all too easy to picture Wiz struggling to find something for hours that had gotten wedged in her obscene breasts by accident, or something. “I will look for it. You go up front and make sure none of your customers come back here. Understand?” It was such a simple job that surely even Wiz couldn’t mess it up.

The lich backed up, all too eager to take the out given to her. “Alright, alright, I will! Thank you, Aqua.” She bit her lip, looking like she had one last thing to say before she disappeared up front again. It looked like something she should’ve thought better of adding, just judging by the hesitation on her face. But in the end, she ended up saying it anyway. “Uh, could you… tidy up a bit while you’re looking?”

“Of course, Mistress,” Aqua said unthinkingly. Then her blood ran cold.

Wiz put her hand to her mouth in shock. “I— really? Oh, thank you Lady Aqua! How nice! I’m sorry, I assumed you were as mean and crazy as your followers, especially with how much Kazuma complains about you, but you’re actually super kind and helpful! So you’ll clean this whole room for me?”

Before Aqua could scoff, roll her eyes, or throw something, her mouth opened again. “Of course Mistress! Whatever you want! I am your loyal servant!” She clapped her hands over her mouth, shaking her head, but Wiz didn’t notice.

“How generous! And you’ll clean the windows?”

Aqua’s head shot up from her mouth like a jack in the box. “Of course! Till they shine!”

“And dust the shop?”

“I’d love to!”

Wiz clasped her hands together in joy. “Oh Lady Aqua! I knew you and I would be friends one day! Well… I hoped we would anyway… So do you want the job after all?”

Aqua closed her eyes, ready for another outburst of nonconsensual altruism, but nothing happened. She sighed in relief. It must have worn off. She rose to her feet, ready to banish this ugly undead back to hell. Magic be damned, she’d send her there with her bare hand if she had to. “No. No Wiz. No, I do not want your job. In fact, I think you can take your job and shove—”

“So you’ll work for free?”

Aqua’s face split into a wide smile. “Of course! Working for Mistress Wiz is payment enough for this humble maid!” Her bubbly giggle was cut off as the real Aqua took over again. “Wait!”

“Oh my! So kind! Well then, I’ll be upstairs then! Clean the back room as best you can when the shop is empty, and when we have customers clean up front in case they need anything! Be kind, and don’t forget to smile!”

Aqua’s mouth flicked into a smile so fast her jaw clicked. “Whatever you say Mistress!”

“Oh, what did I ever do without you! You just can’t say no today!”

“Apparently not!”

“Well, I’ll leave you to your work then! I’ve got a lot of shipments to sort upstairs, so try not to bother me unless you have a question about where something goes!”

“Of course Mistress!”

Aqua tried to pounce on Wiz, pull her back, bite her, anything to get her back here so Aqua could hurt that foul bubble-chested lich for this indignity. But try as she might, her body simply stood, curtsied to the beaming Wiz, then bent down to begin piling things in boxes. She wasn’t even allowed the dignity of bending with her knees, instead sticking her diapered ass out proudly for Wiz to see.

“Oh my! Lady Aqua, you’re wearing a diaper!”

“How…nice of you to notice!” Aqua said. What the hell was happening here? Did Wiz have her under a spell or something? No. The lich wasn’t powerful enough for something like that. No mere novice could curse the great Goddess Aqua. It had to be those pink haired sluts and this stupid diaper again. She’d almost prefer moaning and meowing over having to be nice to Wiz. She was stuck doing whatever Wiz said until she got her key, and Wiz was too stupid to notice! She could try and explain her problem, but knowing Wiz, she’d just make everything worse. Not to mention, she was a general for the Devil King. Who knows what she’d do if she discovered she had a Goddess under her boot? Better to play it cool.

“Mistress Wiz?”

Wiz stopped on the stairs. “Yes Lady Aqua?”

“Do you have anything here that can remove curses?”

Wiz frowned. “Oh, I’m sorry. That pink haired woman who was in here earlier bought all of my curse removal scrolls. Is she who you were asking for?”

Aqua moaned. Of course they did. “No Mistress. It’s not important now.”

“Well then, I’ll just— Wait, Lady Aqua don’t! That’s—”

Aqua had been absentmindedly allowing the curse to do most of the work up till now, so even while she reached for a odd looking metal canister labeled ‘Dangerous’, she didn’t think much of it, at least until the she an electric shock so bad she nearly wet herself right then and there. Even as she pulled her hand away, she felt the curse drawing it back to the item like a magnet.

“Mistress! Help me!”

“Lady Aqua! Don’t touch that, it’s dangerous!”

With relief, Aqua felt the urge to grab it fade. “Sorry Mistress.” Her hand moved instead to the object next to it, also with a danger sticker on it.

“Lady Aqua! That’s a trap to set up when you’re out- Don’t touch that either!”

But Wiz was too late with the command that time, and moments later Aqua found herself hogtied tightly with thick metal wire. “Srry Mrrstrrss!”

A few minutes later Wiz had freed her. “There, now please Lady Aqua, I want— wait!”

Aqua soon discovered that if she just sat back and let the curse do the work, it would inevitably get her into trouble. She wasn’t sure if it was on purpose or if the curse was just unable to sense danger, but if she let it go on autopilot, things got embarrassing and painful quick.

However, Aqua also found that if she tried to do whatever it was the curse wanted, or more accurately Wiz wanted her to do before the curse could make her do it, she could for want of a better word, steer. It meant she had to fully concentrate on cleaning, something she did not want to do, but the alternatives quickly proved to be worse than housework.

Over the next half hour, Wiz was forced to remove Aqua from two more hair trigger bondage traps, a water bottle that probably would have drowned Aqua if she hadn't been the Goddess of Water, a magic broom that did not like to be touched, and a magical milking tool for cows that didn’t seem to know the difference between mammals. The last one in particular left both of them panting, red in the face, and with sore nipples.

“Sorry… Mistress.”

Wiz got up, dusting herself off and adjusting her chest just as the bell on the door tinkled. “Don’t worry… Just go help whoever that is.” Wiz said, forcing a smile. “And remember, be kind, be dutiful, try your best to satisfy whatever it is they need, and try and clean up if you have a spare moment. And please don’t touch anything marked dangerous from now on…”

Why didn’t you just say that before?

“Of course Mistress.” Aqua curtsied. Behind her smiling lips were gritted teeth. As Wiz turned away to finally go about her own tasks, Aqua found her happy face could completely fall away to one of misery. Ugh

This might actually be the one to break her. She couldn’t imagine the succubi had anything that could top being Wiz’s servant. And now Wiz had her handling customers? How was she supposed to find the key if she faced constant interruptions? She stalked towards the front of the store, hunched posture and grumbly expression evaporating as soon as she was in view. Wiz’s commands had to be followed, even when she wasn’t around. Oh perfect.

She was incredibly lucky that it wasn’t Kazuma or someone who’d just walked in. Aqua didn’t know anyone else who shopped at Wiz’s house of degeneracy, but apparently she had some customers. As her heels click-clacked her into view, Aqua tried to disguise her waddle while a smile plastered itself onto her face.

“Hello and welcome! How can I help you today?”

Snickers hit her ears. “So this is where you ran off too?” The bearded adventurer who just walked in asked. “Your ass for sale here too?”

Aqua’s expression twitched, but she wasn’t able to break from her smile. This was someone who’d seen her at the Guild. Probably man-handled her at that. Now knowing that, she wanted to slap him, claw his eyes out, and kick him in the groin. But she settled for a petite laugh. “Oh, no sir. But we have many fine wares available for strapping adventurers such as yourself!” Gahh, I sound like an idiot! Why couldn’t Wiz be doing this? It was her damn store!

The adventurer had her direct him over to a barrel where the hilts to a dozen or so magic swords poked out. Apparently he’d been one of the ones to sell his gear in order to slap her godly rear around and was in the market for a cheap replacement.

“Thanks doll,” he snarked, giving her a smack on the rear that made her jump. Aqua’s rear was still too tender for things like that, even with a layer of cushy protection. And as said protection crinkled to make itself known, the adventurer laughed. “No way! Still wearing that?” Grabbing the back of her skirt, he lifted it to expose her padded rump. “Ahaha! Unbelievable!”

“S-S-S-Sir…” Aqua fought the urge to be polite and lost. “Please keep your browsing limited to our goods.”

“Oh I am,” he remarked. At least he let the skirt of her uniform drop back into place.

When he bought his sword and left, Aqua found herself forced to curtsy for him too. Naturally it showed off her diapered crotch, the adventurer heading out into the street with belly laughs echoing after him.

“Grrr!” Aqua stomped around now that she could afford not to be so nice. “Asshole! Moron!”

She was already walking over to the back of the store again before she realized it. At least she could console herself with the search for the key. But the mess Wiz had made back there was impenetrable. Even avoiding the dangerous labels, she was going to be at this for a while. In no small part because this curse insisted she act like a perfect maid.

Each time she wanted to pick up some of the junk, it made her bend down on straightened legs, showing off her padded ass with the way her skirt rode up. crinkle crinkle crinkle Then whatever trinket she’d just recovered from the pile had to be dusted, then polished, then gently placed back down in a more suitable spot. One and two and three… Aqua was losing her mind the longer this went on. Not helping was the inescapable pain in her hips. Her eyes watered from it.

She’d barely made a dent in the mess by the time Wiz came back down stairs. She looked more relaxed than when Aqua had last seen her. Almost refreshed. Beaming at her new employee working hard. “Atta girl, Lady Aqua.”

“Thank you, Mistress!” she chirped back. Aqua was about to set the fire conjuring amulet in her hand back down, only to lock up. “Err-Errggh!”

Despite the curse, her face contorted into a wince. She was forced to smile through it anyway, which only made her look stupid. She was slightly hunched over, diaper sticking out. Her body finally couldn’t take it anymore. She could no longer move, or her bladder would give way. The excruciating strain allowed her to fight the obedience curse just a little bit. It was like her divine body knew it couldn’t stoop so low. She couldn’t have an accident.

Wiz watched her, head tilting in confusion. Aqua was suddenly red faced, knees knocked, bouncing in place like a fussy toddler. “Are you… alright, Lady Aqua?”

“N-Nothing to worry about, Mistress!” She choked out. Even if she wasn’t cursed, Aqua would lie here. There was no way she could tell Wiz what was actually going on.

But the lich was able to figure it out. The obvious potty dance gave it away. “Oh my, do you need to go to the bathroom?” She asked.

“Very badly, Mistress,” Aqua grunted out, not even able to get a lick of sarcasm in. “B-But I have to keep working!”

Maybe it was pity that made Wiz say what she said next. Pity, or just basic decency. She wasn’t here to watch Aqua suffer, especially when the woman was doing such a nice thing for her. “By all means, Lady Aqua, go to the bathroom already.”

The dam burst. It was an order her body didn’t mind obliging. Aqua’s mind didn’t even resist at first, because she thought she’d at least be able to walk to the nearest toilet. But her bladder just wasn’t having it, and the curse agreed. It released, flooding her diaper with the accident to end all accidents.

“AAAAaaaaahhhh…” Aqua scream midway became a moan. The intense feeling of relief was like nothing she could describe. Her legs shook, and she stood pigeon-toed as urine hit the walls of her padding. Fluffy layers soaked up her pee with glee. Her cursed pamper had been waiting all day for this. It swelled, it squished, it sagged, and it grew a deep, deep shade of yellow.

“O-Oh my!” Wiz backed up, put her hands in front of her face, and then turned her body away. “Lady Aqua, you—”

The alleviating feeling didn’t leave Aqua, but a mortified one was able to muscle its way into her head. She was peeing! In a diaper! Wiz had just made her piss herself!

“M-Mistress…!” Aqua’s attempt at an accusatory tone failed. She just sounded too relieved to be wetting herself. An almost orgasmic moan escaped her lips. “Mistress!”

Her wetting last minutes, every last semblance of beer working its way out of her system. Wiz just gulped and let it happen, silent in between Aqua’s moans and the hissing sound of the accident. When the crotch of the diaper could no longer absorb any more, the pee splashed against her backside and turned the seat of her diaper yellow too. Soggy padding actually felt kind of nice against her battered bottom.

“Mmmm… Mmmmfff…” Aqua finally felt the last of her urine dribble out of her. A sloshing puddle had formed that would need time before it could be fully absorbed. Given how saturated her pamper was, she’d be surprised if it ever soaked up this last bit. Horrified and humiliated, Aqua stood stiff as a statue for just a second. Wiz’s earlier order to clean up soon came back to the forefront of her mind. She waddled, bent down, and continued cleaning, despite the gross, warm squish of her used diaper against her.

“W-Well…” Wiz said as she watched the surprisingly diligent goddess get back to work. “Um… I guess that diaper wasn’t for show, was it?”

Humiliation and shame worked as kindling, igniting a fierce inferno of hatred and rage that even the large puddle sloshing around her crotch could not extinguish. That was it. The second her powers returned, she was going to kill Wiz. She didn’t care how hard Kazuma pulled her cheeks or how long he withheld her allowance. She’d happily go without beer money for a month to see this wicked corpse back in the ground where she belonged.

“I guess not, though I do feel much better now! Thank you Mistress!”

“Well, I guess I’m glad I could help?” Wiz tried to smile, but her discomfort was clear.

How dare she judge me! I am a goddess, and she is a wretched abomination!

Aqua’s thoughts were interrupted by the tinkling of the shop bell again. Instantly, she deposited the item she’d been cleaning down and made for the front of the shop. Oh no, not like this! I can’t let someone see me now! Despite herself, she shot a glance at Wiz as she went past. Surely she wouldn’t let Aqua answer the door in a wet diaper! It wasn’t the kind of thing you did if you wanted repeat customers.

Wiz seemed to be thinking along the same lines. She stuck her hand out to try and pull Aqua back, but the curse didn’t take this as a valid command. There was only a second left before Aqua walked out of the backroom. She looked back at Wiz, silently begging for new instructions behind her cheer smile.

“Lady Aqua, I don’t think—” But it was too late. Aqua left the backroom and entered the store proper. As before, it wasn’t one of her friends, but another of her customers from the guild. This time however, Aqua did remember her. The woman, a mage Aqua thought, had dropped nearly half a grand into Aqua’s bucket before announcing loudly she’d be spending it all on one long grope. By that point Aqua’s butt was so bruised and sore she’d been almost grateful at the reprieve, even if it was at the cost of someone molesting her divine form. Anything for a break from the wedgies.

However, it had not proven as relaxing as she’d hoped. The woman had not been gentle, and had whispered things in Aqua’s ear that had her screaming for the next guy in line to spank her already. It was about the last non-party member Aqua wanted to see right then.

Taking the initiative, she walked faster, moving behind the counter to hide herself as best she could before the curse could choose for her.

“Hello and welcome! How can I help you today?”

The woman turned around from inspecting a barrel of staves and laughed. “So he wasn’t bullshitting me, you are moonlighting here! Such a naughty little priestess. What would the great goddess Aqua say if she saw her priestess waddling around town like that?”

Aqua didn’t even know where to begin with that, but luckily for her, the curse did. “Oh, you’d be surprised! I have it on good faith that Goddess Aqua is wearing a diaper these days.”

The woman burst out laughing. “You worship a goddess who’s not potty trained? No wonder your leader is always complaining about you! How many times do they have to stop in the dungeon to change your diaper?”

Aqua tried desperately to wrestle control, to tell this woman that the Great Goddess Aqua did not wear a diaper!

“Is there anything I can sell you today Ma’am?”

“Depends, is that ass of yours still rentable?”

Hahaha, very original.

“I’m afraid not, though I can recommend a cafe that deals in things like that if that’s what you’re in the market for.” Oh great, the curse had her plugging the hellspawn now.

“No thanks. Been there a few times, not for me. I prefer the real thing, so if you’re ever looking to make some extra dough…” The mage winked. “Surprised you know about it, holy little thing like you. Did your leader tell you about it?”

I would never go to such an establishment! Well, not for that kind of thing! And what’s with everyone thinking Kazuma is my boss? I’m the goddess around here last time I checked! He’s my follower!

“Oh no, I found it all on my own. I was there just this morning actually! Now, is there anything else I can help you with?”

“Wow… not many people would go first thing in the morning… you really are a slut. Well, I am looking for a new magical orb for my staff. My last one cracked fighting a griffin so I sold it.” She smirked. “I had been planning on buying an upgrade, but I blew all my cash having fun with you, so I guess I’ll just need a replacement. Got anything like that?”

Aqua’s heart stopped. She’d been hoping it would be something unknown to her, then she could just have gotten Wiz to do it. But Aqua knew where the magic orbs were, Megumin checked them out every time she came, and worst of all, they were…

“Bottom shelf right behind you, I’ll get one for you!” Aqua quickly and neatly stepped out from behind the counter and waddled past the woman and bent down, her skirt lifting like a curtain at a show, displaying her soaked yellow diaper in all its humiliating glory.

“Oh…my… gods…”

Aqua froze, hand inches from the orb, the curse making her wait attentively. “Yes Ma’am, is there a problem?”

“You— you actually…That is…does your goddess actually use diapers?”

“Yes Ma’am.” Aqua spat out, her smile hiding the fury inside.

“I— I changed my mind. Can you get the other orb, to your left?”

Aqua shifted position, her ass shifting to the other side as she moved to get the requested item. Her diaper made an unpleasant wet noise as she did, adding insult to insult.

“Actually, no. I’d like the first one.”

Aqua wanted to scream. “Right away Ma’am.” She shifted back, her diaper making another wet squelch as she shifted again.

“Wait, back to the other one.”

“Of course!”

It did not take Aqua long to figure out what was happening. The woman reaching down to squish her diaper was sort of a give away.

“Keep going back and forth till I say stop, I’m still undecided.”

“I…I suppose…”

As Aqua continued shaking her wet padded ass for this perv, she squeezed Aqua’s diaper like a wet sponge, making Aqua feel like she was wetting herself all over again.

“Ma’am, this is really—”

“Lady Aqua!”

For the first time in her life, Aqua was glad to see Wiz. Aqua stood at attention, happily yanking her diaper from the disappointed woman’s hand.

It was clear to her the second she saw their faces that both women thought Aqua had been putting on a little show for the mage, which added a fresh wave of anger to Aqua’s bonfire of internal rage.

“Lady Aqua, I’ll finish helping this customer, why don’t you… go clean upstairs for a bit!”

What? Why can’t I finish cleaning the backroom! I mean, I don’t wanna clean, just give me my key already!

“Right away Mistress!” Aqua curtsied to both women with a wet slosh, then made her way past Wiz up the stairs.

On the way up she heard the mage lean to Wiz and say, “Mistress? You’re a lucky lady, having a naughty little baby like that all to yourself. You must keep her nice and disciplined if she’s that obedient.”

Wiz laughed nervously. “Oh, well I suppose Lady Aqua can be a bit of a handful at times…”

I am not a baby! she wanted to scream so, so badly. But this curse didn’t let her contradict her ‘Mistress’, and Wiz hadn’t said anything to the contrary.

Upstairs was not a big space. Aqua had enough freedom from the vague command that she could poke around to see what was what before she had to start tidying up. A bedroom, a washroom, and a linen closet in the hallway between them. Wiz’s life was her shop, apparently. How sad. I’ll have to burn it down in front of her before I end her.

The last thing Aqua wanted to do right now was scrub Wiz’s toilet. Her squishy diaper was extra insulting knowing a toilet had been this close by for so long. Aqua waddled into the bedroom, where she took to straightening Wiz’s bedsheets and fluffing her pillows. She tried to forget about her colossal accident, but the more she scooted around the room the more she suffered its squelching. The warm urine slowly turned cold over the course of her work. Aqua wasn’t sure if that was worse or not at first, but soon she grew to hate the clammy feeling. “Uuughh.”

Her body turned to the nightstand by Wiz’s bed. Still more to tidy up, it seemed. She pulled open the first drawer and suddenly recoiled. “Ah, what the f—!”

A long, black rubber penis stared back at her. Highly detailed, with thick veins and even a wrinkly ballsack on the end. It glistened in the sunlight pouring in from the window. Aqua’s face scrunched with disgust. She was staring at a sex toy. A lich’s sex toy. And her hands were already drifting towards it, meaning her curse was about to make her clean this up. Given the shiny, damp look about the thing, it was clear it needed it. Wiz had used this thing. Recently.

Aqua shuddered as her hands picked it up without her consent. Disgusting! she thought. Wiz’s juices stuck to her fingers, making her gag. She had to get out of this. And she had an idea, too.

As her body walked out of the bedroom, presumably to the basin in the nearby washroom, Aqua called out. “Ohhh Mistress! Looky what I found!”

“What’s that Lady Aqua?” Wiz’s voice didn’t sound all that concerned. She didn’t realize her naughty little secret had been found out.

“You shouldn’t keep such sensitive things right by your bed, Mistress!” Aqua tried again. If that mage was down there still, she didn’t need her seeing this. It would give her ideas beyond just squishing Aqua’s diaper.

Luckily, this time it got through Wiz’s thick skull. Frantic steps ran through the first floor, and soon the Lich was flying up the steps. She caught sight of Aqua heading to the washroom, and nearly fainted when her worst fears were confirmed.

“Lady Aqua, wait!” she cried.

Aqua obliged, smirking haughtily. It felt like she finally had leverage over this she-devil. Holding the fake cock by its tip, she wiggled it around like she was about to feed a sausage to a puppy. “Ooooh, what’s the matter, Mistress? Did you not want me to see this?”

“N-No!” Wiz put her hands over her cheeks, but couldn’t hide her spreading blush. “Lady Aqua, please— Y-You shouldn’t go through people’s things without permission!”

“You’re the one who told me to clean up, Mistress.” Aqua felt great. Making Wiz regret ever bossing her around was step one of her on-the-spot master plan. Step two of two was making her get the key for her. As gross as it was, she ran a finger along the shaft, picking up a trail of Wiz’s fluids that followed her off of the sex toy. “Maybe I should clean your dirty mind next. Using this in the middle of the day, how uncouth!” She was going to choke on her sarcasm at this point, but didn’t care.

“L-Lady Aqua…” Wiz covered her eyes. “It’s not like that I swear! Please—”

“My, and it’s so detailed too!” Aqua teased. “This wouldn’t happen to be a mold of your good friend the Devil King, now would it?” A whimper and a shiver. Aqua had Wiz right where she wanted her, but there was no harm in twisting in the knife a little before making her demand. “You know who’d love to hear about this? Kazuma! Perhaps I should tell—”

“Oh, just stuff it already, Lady Aqua!” Wiz suddenly exploded. The embarrassment was too much for her. Her usual demure personality couldn’t handle it. Feeling ashamed of her little outburst, she turned and fled down the stairs before Aqua could retaliate.

The maid-clad goddess just laughed. That had been just what she needed. Now she only had to do a little extorting before this was all over. And she would’ve been able to… had her hands not started moving on their own.

“HAHA… ha?” Laughter died in her throat as she realized something. Wiz’s telling her to ‘stuff it’ just now… that had been a command. And she was holding something that would, in fact, make her ‘stuff it’. She didn’t even have to oblige—the curse would for her. “N-No no, wait!”

Aqua shoved the rubber cock into her mouth. It took a while to slide the entire thing in, Wiz must be pretty lonely, unsurprising for a smelly disgusting undead. Deeper and deeper she pushed it in. Her eyes began to water as it started pushing the back of her throat, and she still had at least three more inches to go. Aqua had no experience with this kind of thing. The longest thing she’d ever put down her throat was a wine cork she’d accidentally swallowed, so to say she was unprepared for Wiz’s behemoth was an understatement.

Finally, her lips touched the rubber balls at the end of the shaft, and her arms relaxed, slowly dropping back to her sides. She stood there in the hall at the top of the stairs silently for a moment. Then the full weight of the situation hit her.

She was a goddess. An elite goddess. She was Aqua, Elite Goddess of Water and Immortal Denizen of the Heavenly Realm. She was worshipped by millions, beloved by countless throngs of people. She was a divine being! And now? Now she was Piss. Piss the horny, collared, restrained maid. She was wearing a wet diaper, a diaper she’d peed in front of one of her greatest enemies, and now that same enemy had forced her to deepthroat its used sex toy so easily it had been by accident. At that moment, she really did feel like Piss. She slid to her knees, and began to cry. It was over. She wasn’t a goddess anymore. She was just Piss. It couldn’t possibly get any worse.

“Urh? NUUU!” Aqua felt her tongue twitch. No. No. Surely… it wouldn’t. She tried to reach up and pull the dildo out, but not having received orders to remove it, her hands stayed at her sides. Her tongue moved again, tracing the veiny shaft of Wiz’s sex toy.

“NU! NU! NU! NU! CON ON! PEEEASE NU!”

Why? She whimpered as the realization hit her. She was supposed to be cleaning it. And with it stuck in her mouth and under strict orders to not remove it, there was only one way to wash it. She sat on her knees and sobbed as she began to lick Wiz’s dildo clean. The taste was awful. Aqua had no doubt it would have been in any case, but for a goddess like her, lich cum was particularly potent. She assumed. No goddess had ever consumed lich cum before, but she knew the effects couldn’t be good. She sat there, whimpering, licking, sobbing, and sucking. On and on it went, her tongue lapping up the sticky necrotic cum before she sucked it down her throat, over and over, never ending.

She began to feel queasy, like she did after a long night drinking. She blinked, swaying back and forth. Her vision blurred and twisted, distorting into odd shapes before reforming into the originals.

“Lady Aqua, come down here please! I don’t want you upstairs anymore!”

Aqua stood up, stumbling. Mistress needed her downstairs. She had to go, right? She hobbled down the stairs, almost falling into Wiz.

“Lady Aqua, I’m sorry about what I said, but please don’t go dig-” Wiz was looking at the floor, face burning, so she didn’t immediately register Aqua still had the dildo, let alone where it was. When she did look up, she stopped mid sentence. “I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I LADY AQUA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

Aqua, back to being all smiles, curtsied politely. “Ir rm srmpry frrwrng Mrsstrss’s erders. Irs drr rnythrng Mrsstr-”

“Give me that right now!” Wiz stamped her foot and stuck her hand out expectantly, an uncharacteristically angry pout on her face.

Aqua walked over before leaning forward. She had the strange feeling she should be angry right now, but she couldn’t remember why. Something about being locked out of her house? That didn’t sound quite right. Was Wiz supposed to be helping her?

Wiz’s blush deepened before she reluctantly reached up and tugged the dildo from Aqua’s mouth with a wet sucking pop.

“All clean!” Aqua announced proudly.

“I— why did you do this?”

Aqua smiled innocently. “I live to obey my Mistress. That’s what you wanted me to do, right?”

Wiz stamped her foot again, getting angrier. “No! I know you think I’m an unholy abomination, but this is too much! Embarrass me if you must—”

Aqua didn’t need to be asked twice. She reached out and grabbed Wiz’s giant tis and squeezed. Wiz yelped. “Lady Aqua!”

“You know what Mistress? Do you know why I hate your giant fat tits? Cause I’m jealous!” Her voice came out slightly slurred. Her tongue felt a bit numb, and her head felt hollower than usual.

“Lady Aqua, please—”

Aqua blinked stupidly. “Piss.”

Wiz, still trying to pull Aqua off her chest, stopped. “What?”

“That’s my name now Mistress. See?” Aqua let go of one of Wiz’s breasts to pull her tag out for Wiz to see up close. “That’s my name now. Piss. See?” Aqua turned around and bent down, lifting her skirt to reveal her wet padding. “I’m the goddess of diapers now! You should call me Lady Piss!”

Wiz turned away, nose wrinkled. “Lady Aqua that’s—”

“Piss, Mistress.” Aqua corrected patiently.

Wiz moaned. “No! Lady Aqua, I—”

“Piss, Mistress.” Aqua corrected patiently.

“Fine! Lady Piss!”

Aqua curtsied in acknowledgement. Something about the whole thing still felt off, but she was just glad Mistress was getting her name right.

Wiz put her hands on her hips. “Lady Piss, you are such a… such a… meanie! I am trying to be nice to you, trying to be friends, and you act like some weird pervert and tell me that you thought I’d like it? That is a new level of cruelty, even from you! You must think I’m some sort of… of evil kinky dominatrix or something!”

The command locked in.

Aqua bent down, biting her lip and moaning as she suddenly got onto all fours. “Mnnph! Yes Mistress!” Aqua saw no problem with it as she suddenly bowed at Wiz’s feet. This was right… right? Her natural place. Heart rate quickening, she hoped her Mistress had something horrible in mind for her.

“N-No!” Wiz cried. “Lady Aq— P-Piss, what are you doing?”

Oh no. Aqua must’ve messed up somehow. Raising her head ever so slightly, she looked up with apologetic eyes. “I’m sorry, Mistress. I’ll take whatever punishment you see fit. Please forgive me!” Shuffling forward on her knees, she threw her arms around Wiz’s leg. “I deserve it! I’m sorry for being such a lowly worm!”

“P-Please get off of me!” Wiz looked around awkwardly as she tried to shake the goddess from her leg. Unfortunately lifting her foot up only invited Aqua to shove her head underneath it.

Mistress wanted to step on her. For what other reason would she raise her heel? “Unnff!” Aqua cried. “Yes, Mistress! Punish me!” She felt the tip of Wiz’s heel drill into her temple. Aqua moaned and cried out in pain, holding her hands against the seat of her diaper and wailing from the agony and ecstasy of it all.

That was her view of the situation, at least. And it was an incredibly warped one. For starters, Wiz wasn’t wearing high heels, but instead her usual flats. She wasn’t so much stepping on Aqua as she was desperately trying to pull her leg away from the woman. Aqua’s hands were actually clamped down on the woman’s foot, holding it in place to force her to be party to this kinky fantasy.

“D… Darkness, is this you?” Wiz asked suddenly. Aqua only moaned louder under her foot. From the lich’s perspective, this had to be that masochistic knight using some kind of glamour spell. Only she could be enjoying this so much, surely.

But then… no. Darkness would never force her kink on an unwilling participant. Nor would she conceal her identity—it would always be more humiliating if everyone knew it was her. This had to be Aqua but… it just couldn’t be. Finally, Wiz wrenched her foot away. “Lady Aqua! I do not know what has come over you, b-but this is stressing me out! I must ask that you leave my shop at once!” It was hard for her to be assertive usually, but this incident had pushed her quite far.

Aqua got up on her knees, holding her hands like a puppy begging for scraps. She should’ve obeyed that command promptly, but what Wiz said and what her brain heard were now two entirely different things.

For Aqua, Wiz was no longer wearing her modest purple dress. Aside from the heels she’d already pictured, her Mistress’ entire wardrobe looked entirely different. Long, shiny black stockings snaked up her legs to her thighs. Her snatch was bare, hanging out in the open for all to see. A black, latex corset hugged Wiz’s body, pushing up her already massive breasts to make them look even bigger. Fishnet wiring hugged her cleavage up to her throat, and continued on down her arms where they came to a stop just before latex fingerless gloves. Even her face looked different, with black lipstick and dark smokey eyes. Instead of a look of fear and confusion, Wiz had a dark smile plastered on her lips, and a fire in her eyes.

This was a full on hallucination. The lich cum in her system completely bent Aqua’s perception of reality, and Wiz’s accidental command was not helping things. She looked like an evil, kinky dominatrix alright. And she was talking like one too as far as Aqua was concerned. Instead of the order to leave, she heard something entirely different. Her eyes locked onto Wiz’s cunt, and she practically dove for it, sticking her tongue into her Mistress’s folds in order to please her. To take away her ‘stress’, just like she believed she’d been ordered to.

For Wiz, this meant Aqua pushed her face between her thighs and started licking her dress at the crotch. “A-Aqua!”

“Mmnph. Am I doing a good job, Mistress? Is your little Piss-bitch a good servant?”

“D-Don’t! S-S-S-Stop!” That was a command that hardly needed to be misinterpreted. Aqua tried getting in deeper, to the point where poor Wiz could feel her tongue even through her panties.Wiz pushed at the side of Aqua’s head with the only thing she had in her grasp—the dildo. “Please don’t make me use this!”

“Use this” was the only part of that order that made it through to Aqua. Pulling her head out of Wiz’s crotch, her mouth suddenly glommed onto the dildo. She moaned, and Wiz could only cry in despair.

“I’m begging you, Lady Aqua!” Wiz protested. “This is indecent!”

“Beg indecently” made it to Aqua’s ears. “Yeff Mifftrrsh,” she mumbled into the dildo. Her arms wrapped around, suddenly grabbing Wiz’s ass. She pushed her wet, padded crotch up against Wiz and started to hump her leg as she continued to suck. squish squish squish “Mmnnrrrff, prreesh. Mrrnnff! Preesh!”

“Ah! Ah!” Wiz tried to stumble away, but Aqua was locked onto her at this point. As she dragged her leg across the floor, Aqua came with it, humping away.

“Yo, what’s with the service in this place? I swear I just need a—” The mage that had groped Aqua must’ve gotten sick of waiting in the front. Wiz hadn’t exactly had the time to help her find what she needed before Aqua had pulled her away again. Frustrated with the wait, she wandered into the back of the store to see what the hold up was. And she found… this.

Aqua should’ve been mortified. Someone just walked in on her fondling a lich’s ass, sucking on a dildo, and humping said lich’s leg in a wet diaper. But she didn’t even register their new audience. Wiz however, definitely did.

“I-It’s not what it looks like!” she cried to the mage, whose eyes were wider than the orb she wanted replaced. The poor lich kept trying to push Aqua away to no avail. Even letting go of the dildo didn’t help. Aqua kept it in her mouth and pushed her face against Wiz’s crotch again, as if she was sucking the woman’s strap-on.

Finally the mage blinked. “I, uh… wow.” She snickered. “Wow, Aqua. You are a freak”

“Prrss!” Aqua said, trying to enforce her new name even with a mouthful.

“L-Lady Aqua, could you please just— I need to— Oh d-d-dear…! I need to help the customer, Lady Aqua!”

And just like that, Aqua peeled herself off of Wiz. After all, she had a new command: help the customer.

Aqua pulled away from Wiz, slowly sliding her tongue down the dildo to end with a kiss on the shaft before turning her attention to the customer. “Yes Mistress.” She began to crawl on her hands and knees, looking up with an intoxicated smile. “Ma’am, I am completely at your service. Whatever it is you need thi—”

“Lie down on the ground and let me sit on your face while you play with yourself.” The customer said so quickly it sounded like she was reading from a script.

“If that’s what the customer wants, then the lowly maid Piss will do her best.” Aqua flipped over onto her back, arching herself up to give the woman a generous view of her cleavage before lying back down. She lowered her hand down and began to rub her wet piss stained diaper while folding her breasts with the other, moaning and panting, face red from excitement. This felt so good. And so right. This was Aqua’s, no this was Piss’s role in life. To bring joy to those around her.

Wiz watched in disbelief as the mage, wasting no time, hiked her robes up and sat on Aqua’s face, smothering her. The mage sighed in contentment. “This is the best fucking store I’ve ever been too. I’m telling all my friends to shop here.” At that, Aqua’s hand took a moment to stop masterbating to give a thumbs up before continuing. The mage moaned. “Yeah, keep licking.”

Wiz watched the woman, the goddess that routinely tried to kill her for simply being undead, who would criticize or tease others for so much as showing interest in the opposite sex, pleasure a stranger on her business floor in complete disbelief. “Lady— Lady Aqua!”

“PRRS,” came the muffled correction. The mage began helping Aqua masturbate, rubbing her diaper and spreading the unabsorbed pee around to soak every inch of padding that had been left dry.

That tore it. Wiz had put up with a lot from Aqua in the past, and today especially, but enough was enough. “COME ON LADY AQUA! THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT THE CUSTOMERS OF MY STORE!”

The mage let out a loud moan. “Oh Erissss yessss! Yes! YESSS! YESSSS! OH ERIS!”

Wiz turned and fled the room. She needed to find whatever it was Aqua had needed from those pink people. She could give it to her, saw she didn’t need help, and then she would go. She looked around frantically, trying to ignore the sounds of her customer cumming her brains out onto Aqua's face. She tossed boxes and unended cabinets and trunks, but no luck.

“OH ERIS, AQUA YOU FILTHY MAID FUCK ME WITH THIS BIG STAFF THEN LICK IT CLEAN! YES! TELL ME WHAT A DIRTY DIAPERED LOSER YOUR GODDESS IS!”

Wiz screamed, searching faster, smashing bottles and breaking wands in her haste. She only had a few more boxes to go…

— — —

“Yes Ma’am, you’re delicious, almost as good as Mistress!” Aqua moaned, rubbing her wet diaper and licking the end of the staff. Her face was still dripping from earlier, the mage’s cum sticking to her blue hair and running down her cheeks. “Yes, the goddess Aqua is a diaper loser that does nothing but wet herself.. Eris is supe—”

Wiz ran into the room, a small item in her left hand.

“Mistress! What can your lowly little Piss-bitch do for you now?”

“Hold still.”

Aqua obliged, so when Wiz threw the bondage trap out, she was quickly hogtied. The mage cried out in delight. “Oh Eris YES! I’ll take it! All of it! How much do you—”

The second bondage trap found its mark, and soon the mage was struggling next to Aqua in a hogtie of her own.

“I’m sorry, but it was for your own good, both of you. This is no way to behave!” Wiz said exasperatedly. “Lady Aqua!”

“My name is Piss, Mistress! I live to serve you! I am your bitch! Your toy! Your slave!”

“NO YOU’RE NOT!” Wiz stamped her foot down.

“Hey, this has been fun, but I think maybe—” The mage began, but one flick of Wiz’s hand and a large ball of ice formed in the woman’s mouth. It was too big to spit out, and the woman was forced to suck on it to avoid choking.

“Whatever you say, Mistress. If you wish to call me Aqua, I will respect your wishes.”

“Stop it!” Wiz pointed at Aqua angrily, “You’re not Piss, you’re Lady Aqua! Act like it! You're not some degenerate!”

Aqua blinked. “I– yes Mistress. I– I am…” Aqua’ face went red, then white, then red again, then green. “Mistress, why… why is my face so wet?”

Wiz tutted. “Really Lady Aqua, you should know better. Now sit here quietly and don’t cause any trouble.”

Aqua’s mouth snapped shut.

“Better. Now, I want you to… to sit here quietly and think about all the naughty things you did! I’ll be back with your package in a moment.”

Wiz turned and left to continue her search, leaving Aqua to sit next to the Eris follower that just came on her face and consider each and every shameful act done by and to her that day while the mage sucked on her ice gag. It sounded like she was trying to mutter something Aqua’s way, another command, maybe. But with her jaw stretched to its limit by her icy gag, there was no way she’d be able to get Aqua to do what she wanted.

Aqua waited obediently, not moving or opening her mouth or even taking her eyes off from the last thing she’d been looking at, the ceiling. Her privates burned with arousal, tingling and twitching, begging her to continue digging into her wet padding. But like a good maid, she followed her Mistress’s command… no matter how much she wanted to disobey.

The mage was moaning from the ache of the hog-tie gag combo by the time Wiz returned. A lot of time had passed. Even though she’d just been sifting through junk, the lich had worked up a sweat. But, waving above her head, she held triumphantly Aqua’s third key. If the goddess had been in her right mind, she might’ve thought it was odd. They were a pair of locks, attached to thin leather straps. Hardly in keeping with the maid theme of the rest of this part of the curse. It would’ve fit better with the bondage gear of Luna’s key.

“F-Finally…” Wiz gasped out. She held them out to the bound Aqua. “Here.”

“Thank you, Mistress!” Aqua chirped. It was clear she was meant to take them, so she at least tried. But the hog-tie that gripped her hands and feet behind her back made it impossible. She squirmed, and squished her wet diaper. The mage beside her snorted at how ridiculous she looked.

“Right, um…” Wiz bit her lip. She didn’t exactly want to let Aqua go free until she was acting more normal. “I guess I’ll…”

She bent down beside Aqua, and proved she knew far more about this key than the goddess. They were locks for her high heels, and Wiz looped the leather beneath the shoes’ arches and around Aqua’s ankles. With a click click she snapped the locks into place.

In an instant, most of the maid outfit vanished. Aqua was back to her usual dress, though still sporting the shibari, pet collar, and now soiled diaper to go along with it. The hog-tied stay too, since it was an addition of Wiz’s and not the fault of the curse. Surprisingly, this time, it wasn’t just Aqua’s new key that stuck around. Because the locks were around her heels, both they and the fishnet stockings remained behind, as if they couldn’t be removed so long as they were locked down.

But the maid curse was well and truly lifted. Aqua made a noise, breaking from Wiz’s earlier command. Gasping and grunting, she found she no longer had to obey any of the commands her ‘Mistress’ had given her. It was well timed, because the last of the lich cum had managed to work its way through her system too. Wiz no longer resembled a dominatrix to her—she was back to her usual self.

Her usual, awful self.

“W-What the hell?!” Aqua cried. The obedience curse may be gone, but her memories sure weren’t. Red exploded across her face like crushed raspberries. “WIZ! YOU DISGUSTING TROGLODYTE! WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DO?!”

If she had her magic, she would’ve vaporized the lich then and there, and the chuckling mage next to her. While no doubt the woman was sad to see submissive Aqua go, pissed off Aqua was pretty funny to her, despite her circumstances.

Growling, Aqua strained against her hog-tie. Her diaper squished up into her, reminding her how horny she was right now. With a gasp, she turned her red face to Wiz. “I am going to destroy you, you blithering idiot! You filthy walking corpse! You insufferable bitch! You get me out of this right this instant so I can lay waste to everything you hold dear!”

Wiz let out a long, haggard, relieved sigh. A smile touched her lips as Aqua flung obscenities and threats at her. “This is better,” she whispered to herself. “Much better.”

Chapter Text

Aqua was lucky she didn’t have her magic, because otherwise the war crimes she planned to commit against Wiz probably would’ve warranted the other gods stripping her of her divine status. As such, her only two small comforts were leaving Wiz with the bound pervert to deal with, and the fact that whenever Wiz next decided to relieve some stress, most likely daydreaming of the time she had the world’s most beautiful goddess at her mercy, she’d be getting a nasty surprise. As a goddess, Aqua’s saliva had the same effect on undead as holy water, and she’d left a lot on that dildo.

That ought to work nicely as lube, you big chested bimbo good-for-nothing bag of bones!

Aqua had given up on hiding at this point. Everyone in town seemed to know all about her little adventure. Her one last bastion of dignity, the fact her diaper was clean, was lost almost instantly after leaving Wiz’s shop. She’d forgotten to hide it, and had run into a mob of former Guild clients, eager to meet the new submissive maid Aqua. They were disappointed the show was over, but the sight of a flustered Aqua in fishnets, heels, a collar, and best of all a soiled diaper, was worth the trip. Running from the ground of howling adventurers has led her to the main streets, where she only encountered more ridicule, insults, and offers of ‘help’.

“Oh, poor widdle pwiest, has your goddess not answered your prayers of a change?”

“Wait, I’ve got it. Aqua thinks pissing into water is a sin, so this is the most logical solution!”

“Does the little puppy girl wanna treat? I’ve got a bone you can enjoy!”

“I like the new name, Piss-sama! Suits you!”

After a while, all her protests and complaints started to sound hollow, even to her. Eventually she just settled for speed walking past hecklers, skirts pulled low and face in a scowling pout, pretending she was deaf to the cat calls.

“I hear you make a pretty good pet! If you yip for me, I’ll give you a rub!”

“When are you due back at the Guild for an encore? I’ll start saving up my money!”

“Heard you’re pretty good at polishing with your tongue little maid girl, I’ve got a staff that could use some work if you need a few coins!”

On and on it went. Aqua didn’t want to admit it, but she was starting to panic. She had no idea where the last key was. She had done one quick sweep by her house, but luckily, there was no sign of it. Even better, she could hear Kazuma shouting about something, which meant he and at least one other member of her party was at home. She quickly waddled away to look elsewhere. She checked the construction site where she and Kazuma had first started out as day laborers, the baths, nothing. She had run out of places and people in town she knew. The succubi had promised there were four keys, and they were all still in Axel, right?

But what if they had lied? What if the last key had been destroyed? Or they had it? Or the person they’d given it to had left town today? Who could it be? She didn’t know that many people.

Aqua began to run, something not easily done in high heels and a wet diaper. She went from street to street in a big sweep, looking for anything odd. Whoever had the key now must be a total nonentity to her. A complete loser, even worse than Yun-Yun. She racked her brains thinking of anyone she may have overlooked as she ran. Before too long, both her brain and body, unused to the strain, gave out and she collapsed in an alley, panting and sniffling.

It was no use. She was left with only one choice, asking for help. She only had two options, asking Kazuma to save her, or begging the succubi for a hint. Both made her cringe just at the thought. She put her head in her hands, hating every choice.

She froze.

Aqua reached up and felt the top of her head. Her little loop was gone. Nervously, she looked around, trying to see where her hair accessory had rolled off too. As she jerked from side to side, she was hit in the face by a coil of her own thick blue hair.

Not for the first time that day, Aqua frantically looked for a mirror. On the reflective surface of a trash can, she saw her normal hair loop had been replaced with two thick pigtails that flowed down her shoulders like waterfalls, with blue bows at the bottom to tie them off, as well as a large bow on top of her head, about where her hair loop usually was. With a pang of fear, she realized she looked a bit like Yun-Yun.

Oh no. Please, anything but that. Not that. I’d rather be the cat again.

She looked around, but Aqua was alone in the alley. Not only that, but she didn’t recognize the two buildings she was next to. One was an abandoned bakery, and the other was a crappy inn. A quick loop around both buildings revealed the inn as the winner. Nervously, Aqua entered.

“What in the hells you want?”

Aqua saw her initial impression of ‘crappy inn’ was, if anything, generous. Everything looked old, cracked, stained in blood, or broken. Most things were more than one. There was a thick cloud of pipe smoke in the air, and the smell of strong booze was prevalent. As tempting as it was, Aqua resisted the urge for a drink. Not till this damn diaper came off. Next to her, a gruff man with an eyepatch wiped a glass behind the counter. “I said, what the hells do you want, Girlie? If’n you’re here looking for work, we have a strict policy on that kinda thing. This here’s a thief's guild, not a damn whore house. Go round back in the alley and wait. The boys know that's where to look for a little action.” He looked her up and down. “Though I doubt anyone here will buy what you’re selling. Couldn’t decide on a get-up?”

Aqua’s annoyance turned to puzzlement at his words. Thrief's Guild? But the only thief she knew was Kazuma, and he couldn’t be here. The men leering at her from the surrounding tables looked like they used guys like Kazuma to pick their teeth. She strained to think of anyone else she might have forgotten.

Somewhere in the shallow pond of Aqua’s mind, a single rock was skipped once before sinking to the bottom. There it rested, its mass displacing a single drop of water from the now slightly more shallow pond.

Chris!

I’m wooking fow—” Aqua stopped before clearing her throat. “Sowwy, I mean I’m wooking—” She stopped again. The man stared at her unimpressed. Aqua took a deep breath before quickly shouting, “I’M WOOKING FOW A TIEF!”

“If it’s a thief you’re looking for, I’d try the boss. Their room is upstairs, number 777. But I’d wait if I were you, Boss said not to be disturbed for the next few hours or else.”

“I don’t cawe!” Aqua rushed past the man and up the stairs as quickly as she could. By the third floor she had grown a pair of thick blue mittens that made it difficult to hold onto the handrail. “Dumb waiwing!” By the fifth floor, her dress had shifted to a baby outfit. A tight onesie—one that showed off the natural curves of her breasts and the unnatural curves of her pampered rear. The hatch hugged her soggy diaper, but didn’t fully cover it, letting yellow padding poke out of either leg hole. The onesie itself was sky blue, with a dark blue heart curving around her chest. Written in white bubble letters was the ever classy phrase ‘Stinky Little Goddess’. Puffy blue mittens choked her hands as well, forcing her fingers to curl into half-fists. On its own it would’ve been bad, but combined with the fishnets, heels, collar, and ropes, it made her look like some kind of cross between a big baby and a harlot. Aqua hissed at the sight of it but kept waddling up the steps.

By the seventh floor, she was having trouble staying upright. She staggered to room 777 before turning the handle and falling in.

It was pretty big for a room at an inn, big enough she didn’t immediately see the boss dozing in bed. She tried to get up, but it was like all her strength had left her. She was forced to crawl on her hands and knees, looking around.

“Hewwo! Hewwo! I’m wooking fow a tief! She’s dwessed wike a hussy and she’s got no boobies! Hew name is Chwis and—”

Aqua stopped talking as the Boss sat up, her silver hair framing her angry pout. Her words died in her throat, her target finally found. Chris the thief stood before her, looking down at the crawling goddess with an unforgiving expression.

Her short green cape fell to her elbows, doing little to cover her. The rest of her outfit followed that lead, with her barely-more-than-a-bra top and her short pants. Aqua barely looked at any of that—it was just usual Chris fare. What stood out to her was something that was definitely not a part of the thief’s usual attire. A bright blue pacifier dangled from her neck by a string, resting on top of her scarf. For most people, it was a bold fashion statement. For Aqua, it was exactly what she was looking for.

“Gimmee!” She reached forward, and stumbled. Her face fell right into the floorboards and her wet pamper shot skyward. The shibari straps strained against it as she felt, swishing cold padding into Aqua’s burning crotch. She shook the blush from her face as she got back up. “Gimmee dat!” she pointed to the pacifier.

“Hmmph. You certainly kept me waiting. Just for that I’m gonna… do something.” Chris walked around Aqua, ignoring the hampered girl’s attempts to snatch the pacifier. She knew it had to be her key, but Chris wasn’t giving it to her. The thief shut the door to her room, turning the lock before she looked back at Aqua. “...I don’t know what, but oooh… I’m definitely going to do it!”

Aqua blinked slowly. Whatever this was. Whatever horrible, perverted, skeevy nightmare the succubi had cooked up for her for this one, Aqua found that she just could not care. Her ass still hurt. Her limbs naturally wanted to curl back into bent elbows and knees. The taste of Wiz would not leave her mouth. Everyone in Axel considered her a whore, a pet, a submissive maid, or a diaper using loser. There was nothing—nothing—Chris had up her sleeve to make this day any worse than it already was.

She sighed. “Whadeber dey towd woo, it was a wie. Juss gib me da paci an’ I’ww go–way.”

Chris smirked. “Oh you sound just like her. Even got that annoying nasally thing she does down.”

Aqua frowned. “My wha—?”

Chris cleared her throat, domineering mask slipping for a moment. “Truth be told I… I’ve never gotten a succubus dream before. Bear with me while I get used to it, okay?”

Slowly, puzzle pieces clicked into place for Aqua. “Woo… wai’ da minute. Dish ishn’t a dweam!” Chris thought Aqua was about to play a part in whatever kinky adult baby fantasy she had? No! No no no! That was not how this was going to go down!

Chris’ eyes bulged a bit. “Oh, sorry! Right, right. I shouldn’t break the fantasy.” Raising her shoulders, she tried her best to look imposing. The mask came back on. “Aqua, you’ve been a very, very naughty goddess lately.”

“I nodda succubus! Id me! I da weal Aqua!”

Chris ignored her, grin worming its way onto her face. “And there’s only one person in this or any realm who deserves to punish you for it.” She placed a hand against her chest.

“I tewwing woo! Dis ishn’t a dweam! Juss gib me da—”

The words died in Aqua’s throat as Chris’ body suddenly shimmered. Illusion magic. Aqua was so taken aback that she didn’t even realize it was a spell being removed rather than placed on.

Chris changed. The scar on her cheek disappeared, her hair grew long enough to graze the floor, and her wardrobes dissolved to reveal a purple and white corset dress with gold trim. Aqua’s eyes widened as the spell finished. No longer was the person standing before her Chris the thief. She now looked exactly like the Goddess of Fortune, and Aqua’s least favorite entity in this or any world.

“Me,” Chris finished, spell settling as her new appearance took shape.

Oh… Holy— Darkness’s friend is… Chris is… Aqua slowly stood up, wobbling thanks to her spread gait and high heels. Hands curled all the way into fists beneath her mittens, and she glared at the woman before her. A dirty Eris cosplayer!

“Shame on woo!” Aqua exploded, making Chris-Eris flinch in surprise. “Awe woo cwazy? Woo can’t go awound dwessing wike a goddess, even a big dummy-dumb wike Ewis! Wha’, woo tink juss cause woo’re as fwat chested ash her dat it’s o’tay?” Aqua wasn’t offended on behalf of the real Eris—screw her—she’d revile any mortal that dared pull a stunt like this. “Sinning wike dish wiww get woo sent to da bad pwace. Da bad—” she rolled her eyes, apparently not allowed to use ‘potty words’ any more.

“Wow…” Chris-Eris blinked in surprise. “You are… a really good actor.”

Aqua ignored the idiot thief's idiotic delusions. “Gib me da paci,” she said, pointing to the pacifier around Chris-Eris’ neck. It was the only thing of Chris’ that had survived her glamour. “An’ I won’t wet da weal Ewis find out about dish.”

Chris-Eris snickered at her. She tried her best to put on a stern glare, but with Eris’s face Aqua just found it ridiculous. “This is just the kind of behavior I’m talking about.” Her impersonation of Eris’ nails-on-chalkboard voice was pretty good too. “Look at you, attempting extortion. We’ve got to teach you some manners, young lady.”

She reached up and grabbed Aqua’s wrists. “Hey!” But protests fell on deaf ears. Eris dragged her over to the bed, sitting down and forcing the stumbling Aqua onto her lap. “Wha’ do woo tink woo’re dowing?!”

“Oh, something I’ve wanted to do for a long time,” said the visage of Aqua’s least favorite deity. “Punish a mouthy little brat.” She raised her hand.

Aqua’s eyes grew wide. “No wait—!” She kicked her legs, but couldn’t roll off Chris-Eris’ lap once the woman put a hand on her back. She had enough experience from earlier today to know what was about to happen. The hand came down like a bolt of lightning.

SMACK! squish

It shouldn’t have hurt. Not with the soggy pillow of a cushion between Aqua’s ass and the blow. But her butt was still bright red from this morning’s many floggings. She yelped, feeling the sting of the strike ripple through her cheeks. The cold squish that followed just made it worse. She was being spanked in a wet diaper! And by someone who looked like Eris of all people!

“Dish can’d be happening!” Aqua cried out. “Wet me go!”

SMACK! squish

“Well Lady Aqua— Oh wait, no! Baby Aqua! Well Baby Aqua, how does it feel to finally be punished for all the mean things you said to your… to your Mommy Eris!”

Aqua wasn’t going to stand— sit— lie down— whatever, for this! “I nod a meanie!”

“Telling your followers to spread rumors about me!”

SMACK! squish

“Bullying me into breaking the rules whenever you get your friend killed!”

SMACK! squish

“Making fun of… of my body!”

SMACK! squish SMACK! squish SMACK! squish
“Bud id’s twue! Ewis is as fwat as a boawd! I nod tewwing fibs!”

Chris-Eris pouted. “You’re just as mean as the real Aqua! Fine! If you’re just gonna say mean stuff to me, then maybe you need a time out!” She stood up and carried Aqua to the corner of the room. “Let me just find… oh, here!” She used her foot to scoot a rusty looking chamberpot to the corner and sat Aqua down on it. Aqua let out a cry of protest. The chamberpot was really rubbing it in!

“Now sit here and think about what you’ve done! Mommy Eris is gonna find something else to punish you with! And if you get up… Mommy Eris will… will do something bad to you! Just put your nose to the wall and stay out of trouble!”

Aqua gulped and nodded. She wasn’t sure what the bad thing could be, but it didn’t sound good. She reluctantly sat nose to the wall and waited with her arms crossed for Chris-Eris to do whatever weird thing she was going to do next.

“Ah…. right. Something to punish Aqua… I could… use… a…no, too mean… I… ah… this maybe? It’s a little gross… I guess it’s a dream though…” Aqua heard quick footsteps and then she was turned around to be nose to nose with a very excited Chris-Eris.

“Weww?”

“I am going to—” Chris Eris paused. “Wait, hold on. Pause.” She frowned, muttering to herself.

Aqua waited impatiently. “I waiding, O’ fwat-chested one.”

“Hold on, I’m thinking! Okay, I’m ready. Time in.” Chris-Eris smiled down at Aqua and held up a half used bar of soap. “This ought to clean that potty mouth of yours!” She leaned down and crammed it down Aqua’s gullet. “Now repeat after me. I will listen to Mommy Eris.”

Aqua retched at the taste. This must be Chris’s actual bar of soap. Gross! “Yucky!” She spat it out on the ground.

Chris-Eris frowned before picking the bar of soap up and shoving it back in. “Stop that! Now repeat after me, I—”

Aqua spat the bar out again. “Icky! No, stob dat! No wan da soapie!”

Chris-Eris groaned before taking a deep breath. She bent down again and picked up the soap before pushing it once more into Aqua’s mouth. “Bind!” Rope shot out, wrapping around Aqua’s mouth, keeping the bar of soap firmly in place. Aqua scratched at the rope with her mittens, but the cords remained firmly in place.

“Finally. Now, repe—”

“Gwoss! Icky, icky icky! Ged id off me!” Aqua pulled at the rope, coughing. Each time she spoke, she coughed a small steam of bubbles from her mouth.

“Aqua, I’m—”

“I no wanna hab soapies!” Aqua flung herself on the ground and pounded her feet and fists into the floor. “NO SOAPIES! NO SOAPIES!” She was in full tantrum mode now, and she’d made enough bubbles with her mouth to make a small beard of them on her face.

“Aqua, will you—”

“YUCKY SOAPIE! YUCKY SOAPIE! AQUA NOO WAN YUCKY-”

“WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!” Chris-Eris reached down and yanked Aqua by the ear.

“OWWW! OWWIE! STOB! DAT HEWDS!”

“Good. Now come here!” Chris-Eris pulled Aqua, who was forced to crawl quickly, towards the bed before picking her up and depositing the whining goddess on it. Before Aqua could move, Eris was pinning her down, hand raised.

“Why can’t you just stop whining for two seconds?”

SMACK! squish

“I’m trying to teach you how to act like a real goddess here and all you care about is whining like a spoiled baby brat!”

SMACK! squish

“Cause that’s all you are Aqua! A spoiled,”

SMACK! squish

“Whiny,”

SMACK! squish

“Bratty,”

SMACK! squish

“BABY!”

SMACK! squish

Chris-Eris stopped, slightly winded. Aqua couldn’t believe what she’d just heard. Had Eris really just tried to explain to her, Aqua, how to be a real goddess? Where did this shrimpy flat chested goddess get off talking to— Aqua stopped herself. For a moment, she’d forgotten this was just Chris with a glorified Halloween costume on. She’s good. Insane, but good.

Chris-Eris had by now gotten her breath back and gave Aqua a no-nonsense glare. “Now listen up you little brat. You are going to call me Mommy Eris till this is over, got it?”

Aqua was about to reply that she’d sooner swear allegiance to the Devil King then call Eris, even a fake Eris, Mommy, but all Chris-Eris had to do was raise her spanking hand up threateningly and Aqua became the picture of obedience. “Yesh!”

Chris-Eris raised an eyebrow warningly.

“Yesh… Mommy Ewis.”

“Better. Now, you are going to sit nicely like a sweet little baby girl and do everything your Mommy Eris asks of you without complaining, or… or…” Chris-Eris cast around for ideas. “Or I’ll take your special paci and get rid of it! No more paci for baby!”

“NO!” Aqua cried. Flailing her hands, she tried to grab at the key around Chris-Eris’s neck. With one swift motion the woman snapped up her wrists. Aqua winced. “S-Sowwy… Mommy Ewis…”

But an apology she didn’t mean wasn’t going to get her out of trouble. Chris-Eris made a big show of taking the pacifier and tucking it beneath the collar of her dress. Thanks to the mittens, Aqua’s cumbersome hands did have a prayer of grabbing it now, if they ever did.

“Now stay still on Mommy’s lap, little girl. You’ve got quite the paddling coming your way for that.”

The mere suggestion brought tears to Aqua’s eyes. Was she really about to endure another spanking over that? Her constitution was too weak after everything that had happened to her today. She couldn’t handle it! Not another one! Sniffles followed in short order. “I nodda bad baby!” she cried out.

Eris let go in surprise, Aqua sliding off of her and onto the ground. Still sniffling, Aqua picked herself up. She couldn’t have this woman punish her again—her butt just couldn’t take it. “Mommy!” Aqua whined out pathetically as tears fell down her face. She should’ve begged, but words failed her. Aqua grabbed at Eris’ hips and buried her face in the woman’s lap. “Id nawt my fauwt! I didn’ do anyding wong!”

All she’d done was save Kazuma from a succubus. Why she had to be here, why she had to endure nightmares she didn’t even know she had come to life, Aqua couldn’t understand. She wasn’t pleading to the cosplaying thief or even to the real Eris if she was somehow watching this. Aqua was wailing to her succubus tormentors, wherever they were.

“Aqua! Aqua…” Chris had such a good Eris impression that she even had her calming, soothing tone down to a T. It was so easy to forget that she wasn’t the real Eris. She had to have somehow met the genuine article to pull off a fake this good.

Eris had tensed up when Aqua grabbed her, but now her shoulders sank. She put a hand on the crying goddess’ head and began to pat her. It was the first sense of genuine comfort Aqua had felt all day. What an insult, getting it in this scenario.

“I…” Eris sighed, making an unfortunate realization about herself. “I really don’t have the heart to be mean to you. Even if it isn’t real.” She sounded disappointed, as though she’d actually been trying to live out some revenge fantasy here.

Aqua just unleashed a snotty sniffle against Eris’ thighs. The woman sighed at her. “There there…” She bit her lip as Aqua’s tears soaked into her clothes. “I know what I paid for, but… gosh, you really do make her seem like a big baby, you know? Would it be okay if we changed course? There’s something else I’d like to try.”

Beneath her hand, Aqua stiffened. Eris… Chris she reminded herself… was going to stop being so cruel? Her head shot up. “Wiww woo gib me da paci den?”

Eris blinked. Aqua may have been red-eyed, but she came across like the whole thing had been an act up until now. Technically, from her point of view, she thought this whole thing was, but still. She shook her head. “No, no. I don’t want to end the dream yet.” A smile warmed her face, and she reached in to give Aqua a little boop on the nose. “Mommy wants to take care of her little baby girl instead. Okay?”

Aqua’s face fell. She suddenly got the feeling that this was going to be worse. A lot worse. As much as she didn’t want another spanking, she at least was familiar with them. Whatever Eris had planned now… had her a little scared.

“Mmm…” Eris raised Aqua by her armpits, setting the goddess’s wet diaper on her lap. The squishy crinkle it made got her to wince. “Okay then, first things first. That soggy little diaper of yours can’t be comfortable. Let’s change you.”

“Hmmph.” Aqua rolled her eyes. As much as she’d like to escape this pissy, padded prison, it wasn’t going to happen. She was a goddess—although admittedly a depowered one at the moment—and she hadn’t been able to do anything to this cursed pamper. It would be funny to watch a lowly thief try, at the very least.

Standing up, Eris held Aqua in a princess carry for just a moment. It was enough to get a blush out of the goddess, who refused to think of this as her arch nemesis for a moment. Chris! It’s just Chris! she insisted in her mind. How could she keep forgetting that?

Chris turned and set her down on the bed. She undid the buttons of the onesie flap and pulled them back. As the squeezed diaper swelled out to its true size, her purple eyes widened.

“Goodness,” Chris remarked with that annoying Eris impersonation of hers. “You’re definitely the goddess of water, Aqua. You know that?”

Her blush grew worse under the teasing. “Ob couwse I know wha’ kinda goddess I am! Stupid Ewis.”

A cough. “Aqua, I won’t change you if you don’t address me properly.”

She huffed, crossing her arms. “Mommy Ewis…”

“Good girl!” Chris got to work, tugging the shibari strap overtop Aqua’s diaper to the side. From there her attention turned to the tapes. Aqua had struggled for so long against them that she was pretty sure the succubi had used an industrial strength super glue on them. She heard glass shattering when Chris peeled them off without any effort at all.

“WHA’ DA…!” Aqua sat up, not even wincing at the way her diaper squished. “HOW WOO DO DAT?!”

Chris giggled. She even had Eris’ stupid laugh down! “I’m your Mommy, sweetie. Of course I know who to change your diaper.”

“But I couwdn’...” Aqua’s face flushed further, ashamed to admit this low-level thief was better than her at anything. “I mean… I coulda wemoved it if I weawwy wanted too.”

“Oh? You like being a soggy baby, is that it?” Chris-Eris had been about to peel back the front of the diaper, but now she pressed it down further into Aqua’s crotch. The fire that ignited earned a yelp. “Mommy doesn’t have to change you, you know.”

“Ch-Change me, Mommy Ewis!” Aqua cried, needing to escape this new hell as fast as possible. “Change me! Change me!”

With a chuckle, Eris pulled the drenched diaper free from Aqua and balled it up. Setting it off to the side for now, a simple conjuring spell produced wipes, powder, and a fresh pamper. Aqua glowered at that last one, but she didn’t want Chris-Eris changing her mind all of a sudden, so she didn’t speak up about it. Even if it felt so unbelievably good to be free from that diaper, a new one wouldn't sting so bad if it was at least clean.

“Oh my…” Eris said as she wiped down Aqua. Holding the goddess’ legs up, she winced as the reddish-purple discoloration on Aqua’s rear end. “Did… Did I really spank you that hard? Oh, Mommy’s sorry little Aqua.”

“Woo bedder be,” Aqua huffed. As if this thief could actually harm her godly form. No harm in making her feel guilty about it, though.

“Here, let me make you feel better.” Eris suddenly leaned in, obscured by Aqua’s legs. The goddess furrowed her brow, but as soon as she opened her mouth to ask what this was all about, she felt it.

Two quick pecks, one on each check. Chris-Eris had just kissed her rear end.

“WHA’ DA HECKIE DO WOO TINK WOO AWE DOING?!” Aqua screamed, trying to kick her legs even as the other woman held them firm. She’d told Eris to kiss her ass before, but something like this was never what she meant!

“Kissing my baby’s boo-boos,” Eris said as her face came back into view. She smiled. “You’ll feel much better now.”

“I GONNA BANISH WOO TO DA DAWKEST DEPTHS OF HE— H-HE…” A tingling feeling stirred across Aqua’s bottom. The stinging ache of her spanks started to fade. A relaxing, soothing, healing sensation swept through in its place. “A-Ahhhhh…”

Eris giggled at the silly face Aqua made. “There you g— Oh! Is it okay to use holy magic on you? You know, since you’re really a demon?”

“I gonna pop woor skuww wike a gwape,” Aqua said, completely blissed out. As mad as she was, this was the best she’d felt all day. She didn’t want the sensation to end.

“Mmm… I guess it’s fine in a dream,” Eris decided. While the red marks on Aqua’s butt faded, she situated the new pamper under the girl. With a little powder the new diaper was ready to fold up. Eris made sure it was snug against her baby’s rear end before she tugged the shibari rope back into its place. “Hmm. Do you think maybe you could change this out for something more… infantile?” she asked. “Now that we’re not doing the whole punishment thing, you know?” Her eyes drifted down to the rest of Aqua’s wardrobe. “You don’t really need these either. Fishnets with a onesie? Did I really request that?” Her eyes spotted the pet tag of Aqua’s collar too. “And why does this say—”

“Don’ wead it!” Aqua shrieked, finally coming down from her high. She slapped a mitten over the tag.

Eris just chuckled. “‘Piss’, huh?” Aqua’s face burned. “Hehee~ Well, I guess it is kinda funny to see all this stuff on Aqua. You can keep it for now.”

“Shuddup!” Aqua whined. She squirmed further down the bed to escape this overly-doting visage of Eris. The tingling sensation on her rear may have been gone, but the one between her legs was decidedly not. How am I getting turned on by Eris of all people?! She isn’t even the real thing! Shame weighed heavily on her as her mind flashed back to the kisses against her cheeks. Nope! No! Do not think about how good it felt!

Eris put a finger to her lips, thinking. “Hmm… what else could we do?”

“Mommy Ewis, can Aqua pweeeeease have da paci now?” Aqua wanted to assert herself more, but the tingling between her legs would not stop. She had to focus all her energy on not moaning or letting her fingers wander down to her new diaper. It didn’t matter if this was a false idol in sheep’s clothing or whatever this was, if the real Eris ever found out that Aqua had masturbated in her diaper to her, she might as well hand in her goddess license.

No doubt this perverted avatar of the almighty Flat Chested One had even more lewd things in store for Aqua, no reason to add more fuel to the fire. Chris seemed to think this was a dream, but at any moment she might realize it’s not, and if that happened... She couldn’t even kill Chris to keep her quiet afterwards, because then she’d just go right to Eris and deliver the illicit details in person!

“No, greedy little baby! Mommy Eris wants to play with her little stinker some more!” Eris giggled.

So annoying!

“I nodda stinky baby! I wan paci! I WAN PACI!”

Eris tutted. “Really Aqua, so fussy.” Eris’s face broke into a smile and she snapped her fingers. “I know, you’re thirsty! I’ll give you something to drink!”

Aqua perked up at this. As a thief that was infinitely more successful than Kazuma, Chris must have all sorts of yummy bubbly she’d stolen over the years! “Yeah! Mean ol Mommy Ewis, gib da goddess some yummy miwky!”

Aqua let out a small squeak of surprise before shaking her head. What? No, Bubbly! “No! Aqua wan miwky! Mommy gib Aqua miwky!” She began to tear up again. “No! AQUA NODDA BABY! AQUA ID A BIG GIWL GODDESS! AQUA WANT BIG GIWL MIWKY!”

Eris giggled again, giving a sympathetic pout. “Does the widdle goddess want some grownup bubbly for big girls?”

Aqua nodded feverishly, holding her hands out expectantly. “Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Gimmie, gimmie!”

Eris wagged her finger. “No, no, no, Baby! That’s for big grownup goddesses who don’t wet themselves and wear big girl panties. Do you wear big girl panties Aqua?”

Aqua settled into a sniffly pout, arms crossed and grumbling to herself. “No… Mommy Ewis.”

“Then come here, I’ll give you some milk.” Eris bent down and lifted Aqua up, laying the bratty goddess’s head against her lap. Aqua was too busy mourning her beloved bubbly to realize what Chris was planning to do until she saw the false goddess slip the shoulder of her dress down.

“Wha— waid… WAD AWE YOU DOING MOMMY?”

Eris looked away, a red tint to her cheeks. “Well, how else do Mommy’s feed their baby girls?”

“BUD I NODDA BABY! I A BIG GIWL GODDESS! YOU NOD MY MOMMY! AND YOU DON HABE ANY MIWKY ANYWAY! DOSE WIDDLE TINGS ONWY HAB WIKE TWO WIDDLE SIPPIES EACH!”

Eris’s calm tranquil smile and blush were replaced with an angry scowl and beet red anger. Aqua felt the hand gently cradling her head clench into a viselike grip. “Hey listen, you! I thought I said I wanted you to be a good little girl! Good little girls don’t make fun of their Mommy’s chests! You better start acting more like a good baby or I’m going to start spanking again!”

Aqua gulped. “Sowwy Mommy Ewis!”

Eris relaxed, letting out a breath and smiling again. “It’s okay. Mommy knows what a little brat you are. She still loves you.”

Aqua’s retort over the brat comment stopped halfway out the revolving door between her tiny brain and her big mouth. “Huh?”

Eris brushed one of Aqua’s new twintails out of her face and kissed her forehead. “Of course silly! Sure, you’re mean,”

I’m not mean! What, just cause I’m the only one with the balls to call her out for padding her chest?

“Lazy,”

What? I do all the work!

“Loud,”

WHAT? I AM A DIVINE GODDESS WHOSE VOICE GRACES MORTALS EARS LIKE A CHORUS OF SWEET LITTLE BIRDS AND CRAP! I AM NOT LOUD!

“At times you can be a bit selfish,”

Wrong.

“And you’re not all that bright.”

HEY!

“But I also see how kind you are too.”

Aqua glared up at Eris. “Weww, YOU awe— waid, wad?”

Eris nodded. “You’re so kind! You were the one who convinced Kazuma to give your fellow party members a chance, remember? Whenever they defeat a powerful foe, or save an innocent’s life, that’s because of you! You supply your party with protections and healing, and even offer it to others, without ever even thinking of asking for compensation! You are a useful and valuable member of your team, and your friends know that, even if some of them aren’t willing to admit it.”

“W-wewwy?” Aqua had never in her life been praised like this before, certainly never by her mean jerky teammates. Sure, her followers worshipped her, but this was… different. Eris was praising Aqua’s actions, not just her existence. No one had ever done that before. And what made it better was that it was all true. Sure, she’d never thought to charge people for healing magic, and now the idea was in her head she might give it a try, but still!

“Of course! You bring joy and happiness wherever you go! I— when I… I get too nervous to draw attention to myself in the mortal world. I tend to lurk in the shadows. But you? You’re always loudly in the center of it all! You work so hard earning money so you can spend it all buying your friends drinks and food, and you spend all your skill points learning new entertainment skills to bring smiles to people’s faces, all for free! I— well you could be a bit nicer, and maybe more careful, but sometimes… sometimes I wish I was a bit more like you…”

The whole time, Aqua had been so focused on listening to Eris praise her, she had forgotten to watch her hands. Even as she spoke, the sound of a diaper crinkling slowly built up as Aqua began to rub her crotch. She was so elated by the shower of praise, she was willing to overlook the last little bit at the end. “Mommy… Mommy Ewis…tink’s Aqua a good giwl?”

Eris laughed. “Yes, Baby. You’re a good girl.”

“And I da bestest goddess?”

“Well…” Eris looked away from Aqua, hesitating.

“Pwease?” Aqua started rubbing harder.

“Okay Baby. You’re the bestest baby goddess.”

Aqua giggled. “You said id! Aqua ish da bestest!” She rubbed faster. It felt so good. Eris had finally admitted it. Aqua was the best goddess! She wished an apostle had been here to bear witness to this! This should be written in every sacred text and published for all the worlds to see!

“Okay, now come on Baby. Time to drink up!”

“NoOOoo!”

Eris pouted. “What’s wrong, why don’t— wait… what is that—” Her eyes drifted down to Aqua’s diaper, where the crinkling had been getting louder and louder this whole time. Aqua pulled her hands away quickly, but not quickly enough.

“I— id nod whad you tink!”

This time, Aqua knew it had to be Chris. Eris would never make a smile that… that...

Eris held her hand to her mouth in mock outrage. “Oh. So that’s why Baby Aqua doesn’t want to drink her milky… Does she have a widdle crush on Mommy?”

“NO!”

“Then why were you—”

“I WAS NOD PWAYING WIFF MY DIAPIE!”

“Then if you’re not embarrassed, why are you scared?”

Aqua wasn’t going to take that lying down! She’d show this stupid goddess who was scared of who! She leaned forward, face etched with determination, and latched onto the goddess’s nipple and started sucking.

“O-Oh!” Eris cried out. Aqua’s sudden fervor was a surprise. It didn’t help with how real the goddess’ lips felt against her nipple. But she relaxed into the feeling as Aqua’s greedy sucking formed a steady rhythm. The gentle tug at her chest, the slight pressure of Aqua’s teeth against her areola, not biting but definitely present… It felt good. Good enough that she decided to reward this method-acting succubus. After all, changing this physical form just slightly was hardly a nuisance.

Aqua noticed it right away, the dry well at her lips suddenly producing. Thick, heavy breast milk filled her mouth. She nearly choked in surprise. Where had Chris been hiding all of this? But a hand came down and stroked one of her long twin tails. She looked up and saw Eris’s smiling face. Cheeks growing warm, Aqua gulped instinctively, and ended up swallowing a good bit of it. “Mmmph!” She found herself moaning happily. Embarrassment and shame may have been colliding on her face, but she couldn’t deny it was tasty. Better than the slop the merchants had fed her, or the taste of Wiz she’d had, that was for sure.

To make it a little less awkward, she closed her eyes as she kept suckling. Little “mmm”s of pleasure still escaped her lips, each one getting a small giggle out of Eris, but that was an acceptable trade off. Aqua drank her fill, lips finally popping off of Eris’ nipple with a loud smack when she was done.

“Aww,” Eris cooed. “Did you like Mommy’s milk, sweetheart?”

Aqua pouted, looking away to hide her blush. “I wouwd’ve pwefewwed booze.”

“Maybe when you’re a big girl.” Eris began patting her back. Aqua thought it was a comfort thing at first, but then she didn’t stop. It took a moment, but she realized this was—

“Hey!” She protested. “I nodda baby! Don’t twy to buwp me— URRP!” Eris’ laugh at that made Aqua’s blush extend out to her ears. “Stoppit!”

“Okay, okay.” Eris didn’t chase away her smile, but the laughter did die down. “Let’s see… how about we do something you want to do next.”

“Paci.” Aqua said without the slightest hesitation.

“How about we do something I want to do next.” Eris thought to herself for a moment while Aqua huffed. “Oh, I know! Why don’t you put on a show for Mommy?”

Aqua furrowed her brow. “A… show?”

Lifting Aqua off her lap, Eris set her down on the floor. “Yeah! You love being the center of attention, don’t you? How about you show Mommy a little Nature’s Beauty?”

Aqua grumbled. Not just because she’d had more than enough of being the center of attention for today—and a lifetime—but because of Chris-Eris’ stupid request. A spell? She couldn’t cast spells right now! But that would break the illusion of this being a dream if she admitted that, wouldn’t it? Chris would find out this was real, and then she’d never get that stupid pacifier.

“I… I’ww twy… B-But I juss a wittle baby woo know…” Aqua mustered a forced laugh. Eris only clapped her hands in anticipation. She wanted to see her baby perform, and Aqua couldn’t say no anymore…

Aqua shifted on her knees, clenching her jaw. It had been nearly a full day. Maybe that magic suppression concoction was starting to wear off. But if this didn’t work, she’d be really hard pressed to find an excuse for it.

It’s just a simple water spell. I’ve done it drunk off my ass before. I can do this! Extending one hand, palm up, she concentrated on her fingertips. Come on magic, work with me here!

She felt something at the very least. A flicker of power responded to her plea. She felt it muster what it could, clenching her jaw and straining as she tried to make it work. A drop of water slowly pooled at the end of her index finger. Many more drops appeared on her head as she concentrated. “Hrrrgh!”

Eris’s smile fell. “N-Now don’t hurt yourself, Aqua.”

“Shuddup! I goddit!” A tiny, shaky stream of water rose up into the air. Come on! You stupid party trick! Work dammit! The water shivered and shot further up. Aqua growled. One more push and she had it! “RRRGGGHHH!”

She pooped her pants.

In all her strain and effort, Aqua hadn’t even realized it was more than just her magic her body was making a push for. All of a sudden a slimy, steaming mudslide escaped into her pamper. It had only gotten to stay fresh for just a few moments thanks to the big baby wearing it. Now it bulged, the back swelling up and sagging. Just as the white walls began to stain brown did a rancorous smell fill the room. Aqua’s limp magic cut off as her face paled. She stared ahead in shock-horror as she felt the mushy mess settle against her rear end.

Eris’s nose crinkled, her hand snapping to pinch it shut. “O-Oh dear!” she exclaimed. “Aqua did… ooof... did someone make a big stinkie in her diapee?”

Aqua shook her head. “N-n-no! I nod make a stinky diapie! No! Id… Dat’s da twick! Ta-da! Natuwe’s Booty!” Even if it hadn’t been the world’s worst lie, her trembling knees and whiny voice were both dead giveaways.

Eris tried to keep a straight face, but only managed a few seconds before snorting. “Nature’s Booty, huh? Well I can see why it’s called that! Such a stinky trick, Baby!”

Aqua shook her head in firm denial. “NOoooOooo! Mommy! It’s Nautwe’s… Be… Be….Pwetty! Mommy’s being a big ol meanie again! I don’ wanna do any mowe twicks! Dis is dumb! Mommy is dumb! I hade dis!” She could feel her cheeks burn with new shame. No matter how bad this day got, she kept finding newer and newer lows to sink too. She’d just messed her diaper in front of Eris! Well, Chris, but still!

Eris giggled. “Oh now, don’t work yourself all up again. Mommy thought you did a really nice job!” She gave a small round of polite clapping. “Such a talented baby Mommy has!”

Aqua wiped some snot from her face. “You’we making fun of me… Evewyone makes fun of me… I wanna go back to da hebnewy weawm!”

“The… what?”

“I WANNA GO BACK TO DA HEBENY WEWLM!”

“I— Oh! The Heavenly Realm? Well Sweetie, I’m afraid you still have work to—”

“NO! NO! NO! NO WANNA WOWK! I WANNA BE A BIG GIWL GODDESS AGAIN!”

Eris sighed. “You really are the best actress I’ve ever seen. Come here Aqua.”

A few minutes ago, Aqua would have balked at the idea of going to her hated enemy, or an avatar of her or whatever, for comfort. But now, at her all time lowest of lows, she needed all the kind words she could get. She crawled over to Eris and allowed herself to be picked up. Eris set Aqua down on her knee, making the warm accident squish noisily. Aqua sucked in a breath, moaning in surprise. It felt… odd.

This did not go unobserved.

“Aqua!” Eris narrowed her eyes in suspicion, another smirk growing quickly on her face. “Do you… like your messy diapee?”

Aqua flushed red again. “NO! DAT’S NOD TWUE!” She jabbed a finger at Eris and waved it around warningly, “IF I HEAW A SINGLE WUMOW ABOUD DIS WHEN I GEB BACK TO HEBEN, I GONNA BE SO ANGWY!”

Eris laughed. “Your secret’s safe with me. Now, does Baby wanna pony ride?”

“No! I da goddess Aqua! I no wanna pony wide!”

Despite the divine commandment, Eris began to bounce her knee up and down, making Aqua jiggle and bounce along with it, squishing the mess more and more, until Aqua was convinced every inch of her diaper was stained brown. She wanted to complain, she wanted to whine, she wanted to scream, but she was having way too much fun to stop the ride.

It felt good. More than the false horniness at the Guild, more than being edged by Yun-Yun, more than being molested at Wiz’s shop, even more than her own private divine exaltations, this was the best feeling she’d ever experienced! If one of her peers had floated down at that moment and offered to take her back to the Heavenly Realm right then and there, Aqua would have told them to shove it. She was busy. Aqua began to wiggle back and forth, mushing her diaper along with Eris, who was beginning to get a little hot under the halo herself.

“Naughty Baby…” She muttered.

“Naughty Mommy…” Aqua shot back.

When Eris stopped bouncing Aqua a few moments later, Aqua thought at first it was because of her comment. “No! Mommy Ewis! I sowwy! Pwease, Aqua wan mowe pony wide!”

But Eris wasn’t interested in stopping. She ran to the window, flung it wide open, stuck her hand out, and channeled her luck powers.

“STEAL!”

In a moment, she pulled her hand back, holding a large baby rattle, snatched from some unsuspecting carriage somewhere in Axel. When she turned around, Aqua could see a slightly crazed look on her face. “It’s fine.” Eris muttered to herself, almost drooling with excitement. “It’s just a dream. It’s just a dream. Baby Aqua, come here!”

Aqua got a little nervous seeing Eris this excited, she was usually such a nervous doormat, but all her fear was washed away when Eris pressed the rattle into Aqua’s diaper. She began to move it up and down Aqua’s slit, twisting it back and forth to further spread Aqua’s mess around evenly. “Yes! Yes! Cum for Mommy Eris! Cum for me you whiny little brat! I am your Mommy! Say it!”

“Ah! Bud—”

“SAY IT OR I’LL STOP!”

“YOU MY MOMMY, MOMMY EWIS!”

“Oh… yes! Yes! YESyesyesyesyesyes!” Eris reached down and began to rub against her own clit, pulling her head back and moaning. “You’re Mommy’s stupid little brat! Mommy’s naughty stupid brat! Say it!”

Aqua threw her head back. Tears threatened, but she didn’t care. She needed this. “I a naugh-dy bwat! I Mommy Ewis dummy widdle bwat!”

“Yes! YES! Beg me! Beg me to punish you for your cummies!”

By this point, both goddesses were practically foaming at the mouth with crazed pleasure. Neither remembered that the other was ‘fake’, only that they wanted to cum, and they wanted to cum bad. Aqua was flat on her back, pressing as hard as she could into the rattle, thrusting forward with her hips while she clenched her fists high up by her chin, eyes closed in pleasure.

Eris was slightly cross eyed from ecstasy, finally living out every single one of her fantasies, including a few she didn't know about till just now. She rubbed herself faster and faster, using her free hand to grip the handle of the rattle like a dildo and grind it into Aqua.

“Pwease gib me ‘pankins, gib me soapies, pwease! Naugh-dy Baby Aqua wanna hab cummies!” Through the haze of pleasure, Aqua tried to think of something, anything to say to get Eris to push her over the top.

“AQUA WUVS MOMMY EWIS BOOBIES! AQUA BOOBIES TOO BIG!”

That did it. Eris reeled back and let out a scream of pleasure just as she pushed Aqua over the edge. Both divine beings came at the exact same moment. There was a cosmic ripple as an unaccounted for wave of divine glory blasted outward. The universe quickly factored for it, and converted the excess energy into a small miracle.

The room was instantly cleaned. Nothing was put away, but the walls were spotless. The sheets were cleaned, the paint fresh, the large metal bath in the corner glistened. It was as if the entire building had been renovated to a five star hotel, and if the cries of surprise from below them were any indicator, it was not going unnoticed downstairs.

Upstairs however, both women were too caught up in their own pleasure to pay a moment’s notice to the fresh paint on the walls.

“That… was… INCREDIBLE!” Eris panted.

Aqua nodded. “Mhm.”

“Okay, I think I’m done now. Thank you so much! I will definitely come back again. Is there some way I can tip you? Here, I’ll ask later. You’ve probably got other places to be.” Eris crawled over till she was straddling Aqua. “Thank you Little Aqua. I’d say you more than earned your paci. Here you go. Be good now, and don’t forget how much Mommy loves you.” Eris snapped the string around her neck and held the pacifier up.

“Mommy?”

“Oh, wait! One more thing!” Eris leaned down quickly and smashed her lips against Aqua’s, passionately (bordering on violently) kissing her. Aqua’s eyes bulged, but she was too overcome to react before Eris pulled away, slightly winded.

“Okay… done now… Here you go.” She pushed the pacifier into Aqua’s gaping mouth.

There was a bright flash. Aqua’s clothes returned to their usual form, excluding her four keys, and of course her twice messed diaper. She tried to spit the pacifier out, but despite not even being attached to anything, it still refused to budge. She sat there, unknowingly suckling while trying to dislodge the intruder for a few moments before Eris coughed awkwardly.

“So do I ah, lay back in bed or…” Eris stood up and walked uncertainty back to her tiny cot and sat down, allowing Aqua to get to her feet. “I thought once the pacifier was in that the dream just sort of ended. Did I do something wrong or—”

The door slammed open. “BOSS, DID YOU SEE—” The bar man from downstairs looked at Aqua, distractedly suckling a pacifier in her very clearly soiled diaper, to Chris, wearing a holy garb with a large incriminating stain on her crotch. “I— I see you’re busy, Chris. I’ll… I’ll come back later.” He hastily shut the door, leaving the two red faced goddesses alone.

“Hey, what was that?” Eris pointed angrily at the door. “I said I didn’t want anyone but Aqua in my… in my…” Eris looked at the bed, then the pacifier, then took in the room. She slowly turned back to Aqua, her entire body trembling.

“A-A-q-qua?”

“Of cowse I’m Nyaqua, Mistwess! Nya! Who did you tink id was, da Debiw King? I gotta go nyow. Ib you ebew teww da weal Ewis aboud dis, I’ww make suwe she suffews! And you too! Nya!”

‘Chris’ let out a small gasping breath, eyes bulging in shock and horror. She slumped forward, staring through the floor like a zombie, face bone white.

Aqua nodded with approval. With all four keys, it looked like she was already practically back to her full goddesshood. At least she could scare the pants off Chris easily enough. She was confident now that Eris would never hear of this little incident.

Aqua turned and waddled from the room, messy diaper squishing all the way. She ignored it as best she could, because she was happy. Happy that her troubles would soon be over.

Or at least they better be.

Chapter Text

Aqua had underestimated how humiliating it would be just getting to the Fortune Cafe. After walking around in public in a wet diaper, she’d assumed a messy one wouldn’t be that much worse. She’d been wrong.

The smell drew a crowd of people like they were flies. Her pacifier slurring her speech didn’t help, encouraging mockery of its own every time she yelled for them to go away. A dog broke from its lease and stuck its snout right up into her ass to sniff her disaster area. It made her stumble on her heels and fall forward, landing with her messy ass sky high for all to see.

Her only consolation was that her cheeks were no longer sore from all the spankings. Chris’ surprise healing magic was a boon for her. But even if they weren’t red any more the cheeks on her face definitely were. She wouldn’t be chasing away that blush any time soon. It stayed with her as she threw open the doors to the Fortune Cafe.

“Awight woo sowwy demons. I habb aww woo’re stupid keys. Fix dis now!”

Why she expected anything other than laughter was anyone’s guess.

The succubi at the front nearly choked on themselves as they called their friends. “Everyone, come quick!” Aqua’s fists curled at her sides as they all came rushing out. Cries of disbelief fell on her ears in between all the laughter. “No way!” “Some ‘goddess’ am I right?” “She actually did it? Wow…”

“Ob couwse I diddit!” Aqua lisped through her pacifier. She was infuriated to learn she was actually suckling on the thing. Rather than accept responsibility for that being a moment of weakness, she chalked it up in her mind to the curse forcing her to do it. It was a small comfort, if nothing else. “Wha ewse was I s’posed ta do? Stand awound and poop my pants?”

“Looks like you did that too!” One howled, pointing to the brown, sagging mass between her legs. Another wall of cackling slammed into her.

Aqua blinked back tears. She wasn’t going to humiliate herself any further. “Hey!” she growled at them, stamping her foot. The sagging seat of her diaper swung back and forth like a fat, lumpy tail as she did. “I handwed aww woor chawwenges with gwace, dignity, and skiww. I hab all the keys! Do wah’ woo pwomised and get wid of the cuwse awweady woo fwoozies!”

“That’s not quite how I’d describe what you did.” The succubus with the longest pink hair—Aqua remembered her as the curse ringleader from earlier–stepped forward with a snicker on her lips. “Really at every turn you made this like, way worse for yourself.”

“I wash tweated vewy unfairwy!” Aqua protested. So they had been watching the whole time, of course. “And dats aww woor fauwts! Wha’ wash I s’posed ta do?”

“Maybe wait for those magic suppressors to wear off?” One succubus cried from the back. Laughter rippled through the group. “They weren’t permanent, you know.”

The head succubus scratched her chin. “Yeah, come to think of it, you could’ve just uncurse yourself once it wears off in… eh, another hour or two. You didn’t have to do any of this.” She smiled knowingly at her. “Man, we really didn’t plan this well at all. We’re lucky you’re so stupid, Aqua. Or do you prefer ‘Kimizu’ at this point?”

Aqua saw red, and not just because her blush was radiating throughout the room at this point. Everything—everything—she had suffered through today had been optional?!

Another round of cackles tore through the group, some succubi doubling over and a few leaning against tables for support. Aqua’s blood curdled as she bit down on her pacifier’s bulb. “Waugh whiwe woo can! Once I gid my powews back, I gonna obwiterwate da wot of woo!”

“Mmm… you could.” The succubus leader put her hands on her hips. Her tone implied Aqua wouldn’t be doing such a thing, for reasons the goddess couldn’t even fathom. “But it’s a little too late now.”

Aqua clenched her jaw. “Too… wate?”

“Well now that you have all the keys to the curse, it doesn’t matter if you have your magic or not.” With a cheeky smile, she gave Aqua’s head a condescending pat. “You could actually be the goddess Aqua and it still wouldn’t make a difference. The collar, those locking heels, those ropes, and your pwecious wittle pacifier—” she booped the guard of it, Aqua’s fury rising enough to make her vibrate. “—Only made the curse stronger and stronger. Exponentially so.”

It took a moment for her to process that. When she did, Aqua’s angry glare evaporated in favor of shrinking pupils. “N-No… B-But woo said—!”

A shrug. “I said you had to get the keys. Keys unlock, but they can also lock. And these keys have just locked your curse in place for good.”

Aqua should’ve slapped her, or put her in a chokehold, or committed the worst act of arson in the history of Axel. She did something far more pathetic than all of that however. Refusing to believe this demon's words, she grabbed at the various pieces of her outfit. She knew the shibari ropes wouldn’t come off if she tugged at them, she knew the heels weren’t going to leave her feet, she knew no matter what she did she wasn’t going to spit out this pacifier and she knew the name ‘Piss’ wasn’t going to leave her throat any time soon. Still, she tried all of them, desperately grunting and whining as she did.

By the time she got to her diaper, the contents smushed all around thanks to her desperate flailing, the succubi were all rolling on the floor with laughter. “SHUDDUP!” Aqua screamed at them. “WOO CANNAW DO DIS TO ME!”

“Technically, this was your doing.” The leader succubus pointed out.

Finally Aqua’s ire turned to her. She lunged at the demon, only for her wide gait to make it easy to side-step. Unable to stop herself, Aqua fell to the floor, ass up and pamper sagging. Before she could scramble back up, the succubus slammed the heel of her boot against the lumpy brown padding. The resulting squish forced a moan out of her. The room’s laughter reached a pitch that human ears could no longer register.

“Gods, we really ruined you,” the succubus remarked. She rubbed her heel in, making Aqua squirm and blush as she tried not to moan again. “But you know, I guess we can show you mercy.” Her foot pulled away, Aqua shakily getting to her knees.

“P-Pwease…” she begged. Earlier today, she would’ve never imagined herself in this position. Pleading in a poopy diaper? To one of the lowest pieces of scum in all of demonkind? But Aqua choked down the shattered remains of her pride. “M-Mershy… pwease…”

“There’s no such thing as an unbreakable curse, Aqua. Not even the mess you’ve made for yourself. We just made sure only one person can ever free you.” Turning her head, she looked beyond the succubus hoard behind her and to a door to the backroom. “Oh Lolisa, could you come out here for a moment?”

“Who?” Aqua asked in annoyance. The door creaked open with a sense of hesitation. Out of it walked a tiny, spindly succubus with short light pink hair. Tense and anxious, she looked around the room in uncertainty as she walked forward. All her fellow succubi parted to let her get closer. The leader hit Aqua with a sadistic grin, like she wanted to see the light in the goddess’s eyes fade in real time.

But Aqua was just baffled. “An’ who’s dis fwat-chested bwoad?”

“U-Um…” Lolisa twiddled her fingers and looked to the ground.

The leader’s expression shifted to a snarl. “Are you kidding me? She’s the reason we did any of this! You tried to destroy her, remember?”

Aqua blinked with slow understanding. “Ohhh, dat wash woo.” She pushed herself back on her feet, wobbling on her heels. Hands on her hips, she glared at Lolisa. “I’ww hab woo know I wash juss defending my woyaw sewbant Kazuma fwom woor ebil intentions!”

Lolisa flinched, looking away with guilt. It made Aqua snicker. So she’s the one who can lift this curse, huh? This whole thing is pretty much over then. She’s shaking like a leaf. Clearing her throat, Aqua gave her ultimatum. “Woo wiww weweash me fwom dish cuwse wight now! Odderwise I wiww destwoy evewyding woo howd dear when I ged my powews back!”

“...” Lolisa muttered something under her breath. It didn’t sound like she was begging for forgiveness, which only ticked Aqua off more.

“Huh?” she growled, turning her head and putting a hand to her ear. “Speak up, swut!”

Lolisa took a deep breath. “I SAID GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG, YOU SHITTY PRIESTESS!”

Aqua gulped before giving a nervous smile. “P-pwease?”

Lolisa reached behind her back and pulled out a long four tails whip, cracking it once. Aqua felt a sudden tightening of her keys. Her collar became just a little bit snugger, the shibari leather rubbed a little bit harder, the heels became a little bit taller, and the pacifier nipple became a little bit larger.

“I AM YOUR MISTRESS! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG YOU ARROGANT DUMBASS!” Lolisa cracked the whip, and Aqua fell to her knees.

“Pwease Mistwess! Nya! Baby Nyaqua wanna be nya big giwl goddess! Nya!” She began to prostrate before Lolisa, each bow rubbing the leather against her diaper and making her moan loudly.

There was a collective round of cheering and applause.

“Thatta girl!”

“Tell that baby who’s boss!”

“Make her lick your boots!”

Lolisa ignored all this, grinning insanely down at Aqua, eyes wide in mad ecstasy. “You wanna know something? We were watching you, wanting to see you ruin all your relationships, and you wanna know something funny?”

Lolisa snapped her fingers and a glowing ovular mirror appeared ringed in purple haze. Inside, Aqua could see herself in happier days, laughing and drinking at a table in the Guild.

“You didn’t.” The mirror zoomed out, showing the rest of the scene. Kazuma, eyes wide with anger, was pointing at Aqua mid scream. “You are such an annoying asshole that everyone prefers the new you.” She snapped her fingers again.

The mirror showed a drunk Aqua as she happily smashed bottles of bubbly on the ground for fun while Luna and a few barmaids eyed her with barely suppressed anger. “As a punching bag.” The mirror then switched to a scene from today. Luna smiling triumphantly as she smacked a crying Aqua in the ass with a paddle while the same barmaids gave the crying goddess a wedgie.

The mirror shifted again, showing Aqua gorging herself on a large ham dinner for two while a teary eyed Yun-Yun fruitlessly attempted to pull her away. The place card by Aqua clearly read “To my Fri Nemesis Megumin”. “As a pet.” The scene shifted, showing a happy Yun-Yun giggling as she pulled the leash of a half-choked cat Aqua.

Next, an image of Aqua blasting Wiz with holy magic replaced with her diligently dusting a knickknack in her maid uniform while Wiz smiled in surprise. “As a servant.”

“And as a baby.” The image shifted to Chris in her Eris outfit nursing a sniveling Aqua.” Lolisa looked at this last image with slight confusion. “Yeah… I don’t really know what your deal is with her, do you two… have history? I couldn’t find it. Well, anyway she certainly looks happy here.”

The ting succubus shook her head and slipped back into sadistic dominatrix mode. “The point is, I don’t see why I should break the curse, do you? Give me one good reason.”

Aqua could feel the curse forcing her to answer her Mistress’s command, and so she opened her mouth and gave the best reason she could think of. “I DONNNN WANNA WEAW A DIAPEEE ANYMOWEEEEEE!”

Lolisa cackled. “Sorry… NOT GOOD ENOUGH!”

She cracked the whip again and Aqua yelped from pain as the four tails found purchase on her diapered rump. “So here’s what’s gonna happen. You’re gonna keep this curse stuff up. You’re gonna keep offering your priestly behind for people to vent their anger with you, only I’ll be keeping the money this time. You’re gonna go on little playdates with the sad weird little crimson demon girl, you’re gonna work in Wiz’s shop, and I’m sure I can talk the thief chick into paying for more sessions. And you’re gonna do it all with a smile on your face and a spring in your step! And maybe if you’re a very good girl, you can earn a change at the end of the week.” After each demand, she cracked the whip on Aqua’s ass again. With each painful blow, Aqua’s clothes shifted. First her bdsm get-up, then her bitch suit, then to the maid uniform, then finally her baby outfit, then back to her usual clothes. The only consistencies were the keys, and the feeling that she was really really screwed.

“But first,” Lolisa said, raising her heel up to press down on Aqua’s bent head. “We’ve all been watching the rest of Axel have fun, and it’s gotten us wondering if you’re really worth all the hype. So I think we’ll all be partaking in your ‘sacrament’. For the next hour, you’re gonna listen to every command you hear.” All the other Succubi grinned, and Aqua couldn’t help but notice how much sharper their teeth looked now. She became very aware of the fact she was dressed provocatively in a cafe that probably had an understanding with any local authorities regarding loud noises and screams. Lolisa seemed to guess what Aqua was thinking, as she grinned even wider before cracking her whip on Aqua again. The succubi all swarmed around Aqua, blocking any potential escape route. Lolisa raised a fist in the air. “Ladies, get your strapons ready, we’re gonna make this shitty priestess—”

Before she could finish her sentence, a slamming sound made her jump. The whole room froze. Not even the succubi had been expecting someone to suddenly barge into the cafe. But this new interloper wasn’t here for them.

“AQUAAAAA!” Came a furious—and familiar—cry that had the goddess’ shoulders tensing in an instant. She turned around, and wished she hadn’t. Kazuma, wielding a thick ream of paper, stomped into the cafe after her. “What the actual hell have you done this time?!”

“M-Me?!” Indignation let her forget that she was supposed to be embarrassed for a second. When she remembered, hands slapped over the front of her padding. Then the back of it. Then she sacrificed one hand just to hide the pet tag at her throat. Finally she gave up, throwing her hands about in a flail. “I didn’ do anyding! Wook at wha’ dese swuts habb done to me!”

“Excuse me, I was kind of in the middle—” Lolisa began, but Kazuma tossed the crowd aside like matchsticks before jabbed a finger at the surprised temptress.

“You stay out of this lady! This is between me and the heavenly blue haired idiot!” He stomped over to the prostrating goddess and roughly grabbed her by the cheek before yanking her forward and unceremoniously throwing her into an empty chair in the corner of the room. She barely had time to sit up before Kazuma was nose to nose with her. “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? CAN’T YOU GO ONE DAMN DAY WITHOUT SCREWING UP? WHAT, ARE YOU TAKING A PART TIME JOB AS THE TOWN SLUT OR SOMETHING? ONE THING’S FOR DAMN SURE, I DON’T EVER WANNA HEAR YOU CALL ME A PERVERT EVER AGAIN AFTER ALL THIS YOU DAMN HYPOCRITE!”

“I no wanna be a swut, you dummy shud-in NEET! I’m a hebenwy goddess in case you fowgod! Dey—” Aqua suddenly went pale. She quickly lowered her hands back to her chest and crotch, trying to protect what little remained of her purity and virtue. “Dat’s why youw hewe, wight? You finawwy awe succoming to youw pewvewt ways and awe hewe to gib youw adowabwe goddess Aqua a good feew-up! Aftew awe dis time youw chance has come! Kazuma, you must wesist! Nya! I’m stiww a goddess you know! ”

“JUST LOOK AT ALL THIS!” Kazuma began smacking Aqua back and forth across the face with the rolled up bundle of papers. “FIFTY THOUSAND ERIS IN FINES FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY! SEVENTY THOUSAND ERIS IN LEWD CONDUCT AND EXPOSURE! TWENTY THOUSAND ERIS FOR PERFORMING AT THE GUILD WITHOUT AN ENTERTAINING LICENSE, OH AND BY THE WAY—” He drilled his finger into the base of her skull. “THE GALS AT THE GUILD WERE REAL HAPPY WHEN THE TOWN GUARD CAME AND CONFISCATED ALL THE MONEY YOU PAID YOUR TAB OFF WITH SO I HOPE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF SPIT, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT’S GONNA BE IN ALL YOUR DRINKS FROM NOW ON! AND WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS ABOUT LEWD CONDUCT WITH CHICKENS? ARE YOU TRYING TO OUT-DO DARKNESS IN THE PERV CONTEST OF SOMETHING? I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD AT LEAST SHOW A LITTLE CLASS! AREN’T YOU THE ONE ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT HOW GODDESSES NEVER JERK OFF OR PEE OR ANYTHING? AND DID YOU SERIOUSLY MANAGE TO PISS OF AN ENTIRE CARAVAN OF PEOPLE? WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE? LIKE HELL AM I PAYING FOR THEIR LOST SALES REVENUE! YOU CAN DO THAT, ALONG WITH ALL THAT OTHER MONEY YOU PROMISED THEM I’D GIVE THEM TO GET THEIR LICENSES BACK AND MAKE NICE WITH THE TOWN GUARDS! AND WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT OF MERCHANTS, YUN-YUN HAS BEEN AT THE HOUSE FOR HOURS CRYING HER ASS OFF SAYING YOU KILLED HER CAT OR SOMETHING! IT GOT SO BAD THAT MEGUMIN WENT OUT AND BOUGHT HER A NEW PET AND GUESS WHAT IT IS? A GOD DAMN SPHINX! AND MEGUMIN WAS KIND ENOUGH TO FOOT ME THE BILL FOR IT, NOT TO MENTION HOUSING IT AND FEEDING IT, SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND PAY ME BACK FOR THAT TOO AS WELL AS SHOVEL ALL ITS POOP! AND WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO CHRIS? SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOW ME SOME NEW THIEF SKILL OR SOMETHING TODAY, BUT NOW SHE WON’T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE! I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU DID WITH HER, BUT YOU’RE GONNA GO BACK AND PLAY NICE EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO RENOUNCE YOURSELF AND JOIN THE ERIS SECT, GOT IT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW CAN A GODDESS BE THIS FRICKING STUPID?”

Aqua could barely keep up with Kazuma, but by the end, one thing was clear to her. “YOU TINK DIS IS AWW MY FAWT?”

“OF COURSE I DO! EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS YOUR FAULT YOU USELESS BITCH!”

Aqua once again jabbed a finger at the succubi, who suddenly made themselves look busy. “Id was dem! Dey did id!”

Kazuma finally seemed to notice his surroundings. He looked around, taking in the ring of sexed up demons. “I— wait, what the hell are you doing here anyway? This is the last place I’d have thought you’d be.” He turned back to Aqua and pointed at her accusingly. “Tell me what happened, and you better not leave out any details or else I’m gonna walk away and let you deal with all this on your own.”

The command registered, and Aqua obeyed. She recounted every single detail of her day, starting with her decision to not tell her friends about the ad for free booze. The succubi all gathered around and listened grinning as Aqua described every humiliation, every insult, and every instance of pleasure. Kazuma to his credit did not laugh, though he didn’t start slaying succubi either.

“And den Cwis said I was a nyaugh-dy baby goddess and she used an iwwussion to—”

Kazuma raised his hand. “Okay thank you I’ve heard enough. I don’t need to hear what freaky stuff Chris is into. What the hell did you do to piss this demon chicks off in the first place?”

Aqua pointed an accusing finger at Kazuma. “I WAS SABING YOU FWOM DEM! MY MISTWESS WAS COMING TO TUWN YOU INTO A PEWVEWTED SWAVE, WEMEMBEW! AND YOU DIDN’T EBEN SAY TANK YOU!”

Kazuma’s angry expression froze. “Eh—”

Aqua thought she knew what he was thinking. “No Mastew! Don’! I mean, I know you’ve aways tawt of me wike dat, bud I’m a puwe goddess! Pwease, you hab to fighd youw pewvewted NEET feewings fow me!” Aqua trembled in fear at the horrible things this pervert might do to her now if he let his primal instincts take over.

Kazuma smacked her with the rolled up bundle of fines and complaints. “OH SHUT UP! I COULDN’T BE LESS ATTRACTED TO YOU, YOU STUPID USELESS BITCH! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE TURNED ON BY SOMEONE WHO SPENDS HALF HER TIME SPENDING ALL MY MONEY, AND THE OTHER HALF PUKING IT ALL UP! WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I ASKED FOR THESE CHICKS TO VISIT M—”

He tried to catch himself, but it was too late. Aqua’s eyes grew as wide as diner saucers. She’d have dropped her jaw to the floor as well, but the curse wouldn’t let her lose her pacifier. Kazuma clenched his jaw and looked away. That slight acknowledgement that he should be ashamed of himself made Aqua want to erupt.

“I WOUWDN’ EBEN BE IN DIS MESS IF IT WASHN’T FO WOO?!”

Kazuma pinched the bridge of his nose. “Oh I’m sure you would’ve found some way to piss them off all by yourself.”

Aqua was ready to strangle him. She nearly lunged for it as well, but a crack of a whip against her backside made her yelp. She turned, more submissive than angry, as she looked back at Lolisa.

“As entertaining as the two of you yelling is, I don’t want to go deaf,” she huffed.

“Sowwy Mistwess…” Aqua said automatically. She suddenly felt her voice restrained, like she wouldn’t be able to scream again even if she wanted.

Kazuma let out a pained sigh. He looked between Lolisa and the succubus in charge, who’d been watching the scene play out with amusement up until now. “Look, I can’t let you all keep doing whatever you want to Aqua—”

“Kazuma!!” She cried in relief. He does care!

“—Because it’s costing me too much money.”

“...Ah…” She should’ve expected as much.

He spared a look up and down at her, from pacifier to heels and stopping for a particularly grossed out side-eye at her filthy backside. “I’d say you’ve already more than paid her back for what happened. Can’t you just… call it even?”

The head succubus looked to Lolisa. It was her call, after all, as both the one slighted and the only person capable of breaking Aqua’s curse now. For a brief moment the hate in her eyes seemed to burn brighter than ever as she looked at the goddess again. Aqua flinched, anticipating another crack of the whip. But Lolisa actually lowered the weapon with a look of disappointment on her face.

“You did… kind of save my life and all,” she admitted. “Okay, fine.” She glared Aqua’s way. “You can have your stupid, ugly, whore of a priestess back.”

“Hmmph!” Aqua huffed her into her pacifier. A smug smile poked out beyond the corner of the guard. The rest of the Fortune Cafe’s staff deflated from their disappointment. The leader of the bunch put a hand on Lolisa’s shoulder. “Lis, are you sure about this? You could have died. At least try and get a little fun out of this loser. It sounds like he is—”

“Woah! Hold it right there! Let’s stop and think about this!” Kazuma held up his hand nervously. “Before you say anything and start turning this into one big ‘let’s get even with this guy party,’ need I remind you that you’ve already ruined four perfectly good fetishes for me forever?” He pointed at Aqua. “How am I ever supposed to order any of this stuff ever again after seeing it on her? I have to live with this chick you know! Now every time I think about cat girls or whatever I’m gonna get a big eyeful of this right to my brain! Haven’t I suffered enough?”

Aqua clenched her fists. When she got out of this after Kauzma saved her, she was going to kick his ass so hard she’d have to revive him just to finish the job. How dare he not want to take advantage of her in this condition? He was probably just trying to save face in front of his slutty new friends. Even they would blush if they knew the true depths of this shut-in NEET’s darkest wishes.

The succubi all muttered commiserating words of apology and agreement, nodding at the truth in Kazuma’s words.

“Thank you,” Kazuma breathed, probably more relieved for his savings than he was for his precious party member.

“Hold still,” Lolisa grumbled at Aqua. Raising her hands, her body glowed with a faint light. She began muttering a spell half-heartedly.

“Guess woo can’t do woor big pwan afder aww,” Aqua taunted. Lolisa’s eyebrows twitched, but she kept doing her chant. Aqua grinned with satisfaction at that.

Now that she was about to be free, all her haughtiness rushed back into her. She hadn’t been on top all day, and she missed riding that high. She would never take her innate superiority for granted ever again. “Honestwy, dat’s wha’ woo ged fo’ twying to woose me ash a cash cow. I wouwda bwed dis town dwy fo’ woo too. Too bad, sho sad.”

“Cash cow? Bled dry?” Kazuma ears perked up at the sound of that. “Hold on, hold on, hold on.” He stepped in between Aqua and Lolisa, waving at her to make her cancel her spell. The glow around her body faded, and Aqua’s heart seized as she realized the curse hadn’t broken.

“Waid! Kazuma don’—”

“Stop. Shut!” he barked at her. Lolisa’s earlier order was still in effect. She had to listen to every command, and snapped her mouth closed.

He turned back to the succubi. “So what’s this about money, exactly?”

“Uh, well… she made a couple thousand Eris at the Guild in just a few hours, I guess,” Lolisa said. His face was turned away from her, but Aqua knew Kazuma was drooling just at the mention of that. Her heart started beating in her chest, but she couldn’t make a sound.

The demons all around them picked up on his sudden shift in attitude as well. “And that thief girl paid a pretty penny for some time with her!” A succubus in the back called out.

“Come to think of it, that lich does owe her a day’s wages. It ain’t right making someone work for free.”

“Hell, with the job Aqua did there I’m sure her shop is going to be booming soon. She’ll be able to afford a part-time maid!”

“Bet that crimson demon would pay big money for the chance to see her cat again too.”

Kazuma was vibrating, all of this too much excitement for him. He turned to her, and for a brief moment Aqua let herself believe he wasn’t going to fall for their sweet talking. “Is this true?” he asked her straight up. “You can make money…” He gestured vaguely at her indecent state. “...like this?”

“Tons,” the curse made her agree.

Kazuma whirled around and grabbed Lolisa’s shoulders, the succubus yipping in surprise. “I want you to hold off on breaking her curse.”

“WHAT?! No, Kazuma, woo can’t!”

He ignored her, talking to the succubi instead. “You don’t understand, this is the only way someone like her can be profitable! You’ve made a miracle happen today”

“Kazuma! Don’ woo dawe!”

“At least until she’s paid me back for all the fines she wracked up!”

“Dat wash deir fauwt! Kazuma!”

“You can have a cut too! It’s your magic that made this possible after all.”

“KAZUMAAAAA!” Aqua latched onto him, shaking the bastard with all of her might, tears in her eyes. “You can’t let them do this to me!”

Lolisa shook too, dragged along by Kazuma as Aqua did her best to plead with him. Eventually she squirmed away. Her expression dumbfounded, it was clear she couldn’t believe someone would do something as cruel as this to their own party member. She looked to her boss, and her fellow coworkers, more willing to hear out their thoughts on the matter than Aqua’s. Of course they hit her with enthusiastic thumbs ups. “Do it!” one of them shouted, way too excited at the prospect.

Lolisa turned back to Kazuma, who hadn’t looked away from her in spite of the flailing, screaming goddess at his shoulders.

“Kazuma I’m gonna shove dis diwty diapee down woor thwoat if woo go thwough wiff dis! I– I’m never gonna wevive woo again, no madder how accidental woor next death! Pwease, pwease no! I’m woor favorite goddess, wight?”

He outstretched his hand to Lolisa.

“I-I’ll gib woo my body! One whole night! Do whateber pewvy fantashee woo want wiff me, juss as wong as woo don’t touch my face, my bweasts, my butt, or my pwivates. …O-Okay fine, woo can touch my face! KAZUMA!”

Lolisa smiled, and shook his hand. “Deal.”

Aqua’s stomach dropped so far it joined the contents of her diaper. She heard glass shattering. She was suffocating. This had to be a dream. A horrible, succubus-created nightmare. And even though she shouldered a little blame for how this had all turned out, there was one person she was more angry with than anything.

“KAZUMAAAAAA!!!”