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1. Put Your Money On Me (if you think i'm losing you, you must be crazy) by ieatsoapforbreakfast

   Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   22 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alice Gulliver/Jennifer Kale
   • Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness & Rio Vidal
   • Lilia Calderu & Alice Gulliver & Agatha Harkness & Jennifer Kale & Billy Maximoff & Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness
   • Rio Vidal
   • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
   • Wanda Maximoff
   • Billy Maximoff
   • Alice Gulliver
   • Jennifer Kale
   • Lilia Calderu
   • Jessica Jones (Marvel)
   • Dottie Jones | Sarah Proctor
   • Angst
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Sexual Tension
   • Fake Marriage
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Eventual Smut
   • Smut
   • Jealousy
   • Possessive Sex
   • Strap-Ons
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Tags Are Fun
   • Rio Vidal is a Brat
   • Married Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal
   • rio vidal is a loser
   • Funny sometimes
   • Awesome Wanda Maximoff
   • Strap Sucking
   • Pop Culture References
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • idk - Freeform
   • part-time soulmates full-time problem

   Summary

   Rio and Jen made a bet as kids about who would get married first. Now that Jen is engaged and soon to be married, Rio, wanting to win the bet, decides to take action. She turns to Agatha for help.

   or: the agathario fake marriage au no one asked for

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,118

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

   20

   Kudos:

   168

   Bookmarks:

   25

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